/®[)e Bail? inaroonVol. 33. No. 41 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. TUESDAY, DECEMBER 13. 1932 Price Three CentaMoney-Goldand Paper“.\lthou8:h most countries haveIx'cn driven from or have abandoned jih(> jrold standard and are at the mo- jmont on a ‘managed currency’ basis, |and although the gold standard has ||,oen widely blamed for the collapse !in world prices, it appears highly |unlikely that the nations will con- |tinut* permanently on a paper money jIta-i.' as an act of choice,” according jto a recent address by Professor Gar- jfit'ld V. Cox of the School of Busi- Iness. I■‘.A managed papt*r money stand- jaid .dill strikes the business com-1nuinity and the general public as a :.-trange and untru.'ltworthy one,” jProfessor Cox believes, “and it is |firoliably not unfortunate that this Print Schedule ofFinal FxaminationsThe following exam schedule hasbeen announced by the office of theUniversity Recorder:8:00 o’clock classes; Thursday, De¬cember 22, 8:00-10:00 a. m.9:00 o’clock classes: Friday, Decem¬ber 23, 8:00-10:00 a. m.10:00 o’clock classes: Wednesday,December 21, 8:00-10:00 a. m.11 o’clock classes: Wednesday, De¬cember 21, 1:30-3:30 p. m.12:30 o’clock classes: Friday, De¬cember 23, 1:30-3:30 p. m LEVITZKI, JANET FAIRBANK,GIVE CONCERTS IN MANDEL1:30 o’clock classes: Thursday, De¬cember 22, 10:30 a. m.-12:30 p.m.2:30 o’clock classes: Friday, De¬cember 23, 10:30 a. m.-12;30p. m.3:30 o’clock classes: Thursday, De¬cember 22, 1:30-3:30 p. ni.4:30 o’clock cla.sses: Wednesday orThursday, December 21 or 22,4 :30-6:30 p. m.Phoenix to EaseStrain of Exams;Out Tomorrow Two distinguished concert artistsand the University Symphony Or¬chestra wil be heard from the stageof Mandel hall this week. MischaLevitzki will present a program ofpiano music tonight at 8:15, andJanet Fairbank, widely-heraldedyoung soprano, will appear as soloistwith the symphony Friday evening.Both concerts are sponsored bythe University Music Society, andthe proceeds of both will be used toaugment the scholarship fund of thedepartment of Music.Mischa Levitzki, whose recital to¬night will probably be his only Chi¬cago appearance of the season, ar¬rived in town this morning fromNew York on the Twentieth CenturyLimited. A group of students met thej famous pianist at the LaSalle StreetI Station, and escorted him to hishotel.j A University AlumnaJanet Fairbank, an alumna of theAll campus women intendingto sell copies of the Phoenixshould report tomorrow at 8 inHaskell 214.Students will be given their lastopportunity to take their minds offthe quarterly examinations whenPhoenix, campus humor magazine,goes on sale tomorrow. A.s is cu.s-tomary, campus women will competefor the three ca.sh awards offered bythe periodical to those selling thegreate.st number of copies.Since its last appearance, therehas been one change in the Phoenixstaff. Carl iB4)de has been chosen as- enthusiasticallyceived in Berlin, and scored addi¬tional triumphs after returning topopularity.Tickets for both concerts are onsale at the Mandel hall box office.and are priced at fifty cents to $1.50, 1 tract the largest audiences.”I.- .>0.Grea ter StabilityNot AMured“In spite of the able advocacy ofa ‘managed currency’ system by a |i( outstanding economists, we can- Inot be sure that greater stability of |employment could be achieved un- i<iet .«uch a system than under the in- |ternational gold standard. One is not 1warranted in comparing what might }be achieved with a paper standard \uiuler ideal conditions and under thewi.'cst of leadership with the work¬ing of the gold .standard under the(onditions of the last ten years. Theinternational gold standard has brok¬en down because of the intense|M>>t-war emphasis upon trade nation¬al i>m, and so long as this spirit islampant, we may Ik* equally surethat paper money .standards wouldnot be managed in the interests ofworld economic stability,■‘.As a practical matter, therefore,tilt problem of managing money and j gistant editor, .succeeding Day Per-I rcdit in the intere.st of business fy^ who resigned last month to be-tabilily will probably continue to be | come a member of thefill the United States, and again be | gtaff. Perry, now a contributor to •. .. j ,I..I the world, the problem of control I the maKazin'e, is the author (.f-Kvery- "''"'"’ “ »"n''iin«d yesterday"f money and credit that are redeem- j body Was There,” which appear.s inable in gold. tomorrow’s issue.Can Not EliminateFluctuation*“It appear.s clear that the ablestliii.'sible management by our F’ederalilcserve Board and Banks could not(Continued on page 2) In addition to these two concerts,on which the attention of the campusis focussing, the usual daily presen¬tation of phonograph record concertsby the department of Music willcontinue until the end of the quar¬ter at 12:30 in the Social Science As¬sembly room. These concerts havebeen growing steadily in popularityfor more than a year, until theynow attract an audience of morethan one hundred every day. Thebest s3nnphonic, solo and chambermusic is thus brought daily to thecampus.The Week’* ProgramTwo concertos by Mozart, forhorn and orchestra and bassoon andorchestra, will be played today. To¬morrow the .Cesar Franck violin andpiano sonata, and the Debu.ssy son¬ata for violin and piano are sched¬uled. Thursday Cho'pin’s F minorconcerto for piano and orchestra andIbert’s “Ports of Call” will be heard. Give Final TrainingSchool Exam TodayUniversity, made her musical debutin Europe slightly more than a year Friday’s program includes Haydn’sago. She was enthusiastically re- quartet in C major and Ravel’s quar- All students who wish to becomemembers of 'The Daily Maroon staffnext quarter must take the final ex¬amination which will be given to theFreshman training school today at 4in Eckhart 202.Thirty members of the originalgroup of eighty-five will be selectedfor positions on the staff next quar¬ter. These will be chosen on thebasis of work done in the class dur¬ing the past five weeks, as well asthe grade earned on the final exam¬ination. However, only those thattake the test today will be consider¬ed for membership in The Daily Ma¬roon organization. Actual work onThe Daily Maroon will begin at thestart of the Winter quarter.All freshmen who are selected asstaff members will be eligible forelection to Sophomore posts at theend of the year.tet in F major.“Wagner is the favorite composerthe United States. Within the last . of the University, if attendance atyear her numerous broadcasts ofsong recitals have added much to her the.se concerts is a reliable stand¬ard,’ Alfred Frankenstein, who is incharge of the concerts, said yester¬day. “Wagner programs, and sym¬phonic music in general, always at-STUDENT GUIDES TDCONDUCT TRI-WEEKLYTOURS OF CARILLON PRESIDENT HUTCHINSTO INTRODUCE MOODYLECTURER THURSDAYMore than l.'iO people were con¬ducted through the tower of the Uni-‘Comment” i chapel in the first two daysof the operation of a system ofSANTA CLAUS TOAID SETTLEMENTDRIVE FOR FUNDS by Carl Bode, member of the Chapelcouncil, who with Gregory Dashenwill conduct explanatory tours threetimes each w’eek,R. W. McEwen, assistant to the(lean of the Chapel, is in charge ofthe tours, the first of which wasmade Saturday aternoon. The systemwas instituted to take care of thelarge number of requests from peo-; pie who wish to see the new Laura jBe- I^ .. turnout Sun- i('hair (Jinic hold their last contest several extra trips were made, Iof the (luarter on campus gossip.The “Inkpot-Pouri,” and otherArticle on Stagg1Bode has written an article on A.A. Stagg, in which he presents thehuman side of the Old Man. DickBradley ha.s contributed a shortstory, called “Alma Pater” w'hileHarry Morrison gives his version ofthe “( offee Shop. .Milt Olin .s Pit- j Rockefeller carillon,fie” and Dr. Bill Peterson s Arm ; gj^e of the turnout Robert Maynard Hutchins, presi¬dents of the University, will intro¬duce Professor Felix Frankfurter,when he .speaks Thursday night inMandel at 8:15 a.s the third guestspeaker to be brought to the cam¬pus this season by the WilliamVaughan Moody foundation.Professor Frankfurter, of HarvardUniversity, who is recognized as oneof the foremost authorities on prob¬lems of constitutional and adminis¬trative law in this country has chos¬en as his subject, “Problems of theNew Era and the Law.”Hutchins Give DinnerBefore the lecture President andMrs. Hutchins will give a dinner in Four AdvertisingExperts AddressBusiness ClassPhoenix 4, and on Sunday (rom 3:30 to i Serviceto, the University Settlement back | evidence.oi the yards. Tomorrow morning jtrom H to 1 he will be stationed infront of Cobb hall where he willurge .students and faculty to “keep honor of Professor Frankfurter.The tours will be conducted on 1 Guests w'ill include Miss Edith Ab-Wednesdays and Saturdays from 2 | bott, dean of the School of SocialAdministration; Harry A.4:30. No charge is made, and the i Bigelow, dean of the Law School;guided trips are open to the public. ; A.ssistant Professor and Mrs. WilberThe tour, which involves a 200-foot ! G. Katz; Profe.ssor and Mrs. Edwardthe pot boiling” with small cash don-1atums. jThe drive for funds is .sponsored jI'v the Student Settlement boardunder the direction of Harold Dun¬k'd. c hairman. Members of the boardhave .sent out an appeal for dona¬tions of ca.sh and food. Alvin Pitch-IS in charge of the “Santa Claus”drive, which will continue Thursdayand F'riday.A drive among fraternity and dor-mitoiy residents for articles of cloth¬ing no longer in use Ls being direct¬ed liy two members of the commit-t'u’ Donations of food for Christ-nia.. ba.sket3 will also be solicited,'“'I'ecially among fraternities. Show French MotionPicture Today atInternational Housegraduates mayUSE IDA NOYESiHiring the temporary closing ofihe Graduate Clubhouse, the libraryun the first floor of Ida Noyes hall"lay he u.sed by graduate students,actfirding to William H. Newman,pic.ddent of the Graduate Student( uuncil. In addition, the Ida Noyes>ht-;,ter, sun-parlor and clubroomsmay be reserved.’While the new arrangements willuni adequately fill the need of grad¬uate .students for a meeting place,”Mid .Mr. Newman, “they are the bestpossible.”^be Graduate Clubhouse wasGo.sed in the spring of 1931, whenkhv University felt it necessary touuvct some economies. As there hadendowment, the expenses ofGraduate Clubhouse had beenP'lid out of the general University'Hulget. “A Nous, U Liberte,” a Frenchfilm never before shown in Chicago,will be exhibited today as the fourthin the series of foreign movies spon¬sored by the Renaissance Society andInternational House. It will be shownat 3, 4:30, 7:30 and 9.This film, a satire on modern lifeand affairs, concerns the adventuresof two young men who renouncelove and wealth to seek liberty andhappiness as gypsy wayfarers. It ishighly recommended by the NationalBoard of Review as a brilliant ex¬ample of the work of one of France’smost talented directors, Rene Clair.Tickets at 40 cents each may beobtained at International House orat the Renaissance gallery in Wie-boldt 205.Cadets Will Attend AnnualR.O.T.C. Ball Friday NightMembers of the Military depart¬ment will attend an All-R. 0. T. C.Ball Friday night in the CongressHotel This affair, which will be heldin the Gold Room, is sponsored bythe R. 0. T. C. Alumni Association.Bids for this formal ball are plac-ed at two dollars; they may be pur¬chased at the office of the Militarydepartment in Ryerson 34. The af¬fair is held annually at a down-townhotel. , ...By virtue of their membership insome branch of the high school R.O. T. C. many men in the departsment are members of this associa¬tion. climb to the top of the tower, pro¬vides an opportunity for studentsto inspect the great new bells, andhe clavier and control room, fromwhich the carillon is played. W. Hinton; Mr. and Mrs. Clay Jud-son; Mr. and Mrs. Leo F. Wormser;Judge Mary Bartelme, of the Juv¬enile Court; and Professor and Mrs.Max Ascoli, of Italy. Assistant Professor Arthur Mar¬quette has invited four advertisingexperts to address his Business 255class this week and next in order tobroaden the scope of the course andto give the students enrolled in it aglimpse of the practical aspects ofvarious fields of advertising. Thetalks will be given tomorrow, Thurs¬day, Friday, and Tuesday at 9 inHaskell 203.Specialists in the fields of outdoor,magazine, radio and agency adver¬tising will discuss their professionsand the place they occupy in moderncommerce. Walter Tyrell, who is as¬sociated with Outdoor Advertising,Inc. will inaugurate the series witha lecture tomorrow morning on “Out¬door Advertisiiig Organizations.”Hamilton Gibson, Western Managerof McCall’s Magazine, will speakThursday on “The Advertising Func¬tion of the National Magazine.”N. B. C. Official TalksRadio as an advertising mediumwill be discussed Friday by E. C.Carlson, a member of the NationalBroadcasting Company, in a talk on“Advertising and the National Broad-ca.sting Chain.” The series will beconcluded next Tuesday by R. L.Hurst, president of the Batten, Bar¬ton, Durstine and Osborn Corpora¬tion of Illinois who will speak on“The Advertising Agency.”These talks, an annual feature ofthe class are open to the public asfar as the seating capacity of theclassroom will permit. PLAN SERIES OFRECREATION DAYSFOR UN^PLOYEDContinue Events in IdaNoyes ThroughoutQuarterIda Noyes hall, long known solelyas a social center for the women ofthe University, opened its doors Sat¬urday to provide a day of games andrecreational activity for the unem¬ployed. The project was directed byMiss Gertrude Dudley, director ofwomen’s physical education, was in¬itiated by Miss Margaret Bums, asso¬ciate profe.ssor of Physical Education,and was sponsored by the University.No 'previous announcement wasmade in The Daily Maroon becauseof a desire on the part of the spon¬sors to avoid publicity fai* the event.The program was so successful andthe response from the guests so en¬thusiastic that the University plansto arrange similar events for everySaturday in the winter quarter.Five Hundred AttendTwo hundred family tickets wereissued for this first “RecreationalDay” through various social and re¬lief agencies, particularly in SouthChicago. The afternoon and eveningsessions were attended by approxi¬mately five hundred people—men,women and children.The program was directed by MissDudley, Miss Burns, Ruth Emersonof the University Clinics, and MissEdna Geister, author of “Ice Break¬ers” and for many years a leader insocial recreation. Nine men students,under the direction of WarrenThompson; six men from the 1. M.department, under Walter Hebert;and a group of women from the Uni¬versity assisted Miss Dudley and herstaff. Faculty wives provided sand¬wiches, and members of W. A. A.served. The expenses of the re¬freshments were underwritten by A.J. Carlson, chairman of the Depart¬ment of Physiology.EntertainmentUpon their arrival, the guestswere ushered into the main gym¬nasium where the facilities of Ida(Continued on page 2)REVISE POLICY,ORGANIZATION OFDORM COURTIER’Glamour of ParisiansProlongs SociologicalResearch of BlumerlORMlTORY CORRESPONDENT COMESUP WITH SOME MORE RED HOT NEWSBy DUCALD McDOUCAL..Cold w’eather? It doesn’t cool theardor of the Biurton and Judsoncourt residents. There’s as muchhappening around there as ever.The other day Charles Tyroler,Ned Rosacrans, Cecil Storey, and acertain young lady (the apple ofStorey’s eye) went apartment-seek¬ing. They traipsed from place toplace, judging the relative merits ofthis and that, until they encountereija motherly old landlady over on56th street. She was very much in¬terested in their problem, and in thecourse of events asked Storey,“Would you like an apartment witha separate bedroom for your son?”Storey blushed and then Tyrolerblushed. They left in confusion.A certain individual has been nurs¬ ing certain tender portions of his an¬atomy ever since he got thrown outof a burlesque theater Friday eve¬ning. Yes, you’re right—it was a“Hell Week” stunt.One Mr. Edge wood Workmanfrom Atlanta, Ga., felt adventure¬some Saturday afternoon and wentice-skating for the first time in hislife. He was doing fairly well untila cop arrested him for drunkenness!Draw your own conclusions!Bob Anderson decided that humorreaches the saturation point theother night when he arrived hometo find his keyhole stuffed full ofwet blotting paper.Mr. Barnum, move over for WillyShakespeare, who said, “What foolsthese mortals be!”SOCIAL SCIENCE TOURThree hours in The House of Cor¬rection, and a flying trip throughthe County Jail, the Criminal Court,and the Institute of Juvenile Re¬search were on the itinerary of thefinal tour for students in the gen¬eral social sciences course last Sat¬urday.The trip was arranged through theefforts of Earl Johnson, instructorin Sociology, and Louis M. Wirth, as¬sistant professor in Sociology. ILL. CHAPTERS SHRINKMembership of social fraternitiesat the University of Illinois at thepresent time is 16 per cent less thana year ago, according to statistics re¬leased last week by C. R. h’rederick,assistant dean of men. During thisperiod, nine fraternities disbanded.Enrollment statistics show thatthe number of men in this year’sFreshman class at the University ofIllinois has dropped more than 22per cent from last year’s total. The fascination of Paris, theglamour of Parisian styles, and thebeauty of its women have intriguedHerbert Blumer, associate professorof Sociology, to such an extent thathis return to campus from a scientificstudy of women’s fashions in Paris,has been delayed until after Christ¬mas.The situation is complicated bythe fact that Mr. Blumer is to givea course in Sociology next quarter,and the question immediately ariseswhether the class or the Parisianswill be the stronger urge in makingup Mr. Blumer’s mind.“We hope he’ll be back by Christ¬mas,” the information office told aDaily Maroon reporter yesterdaywhen inquiry was made.“Vice” for “Vice-president”Boomerangs on CommitteeThrough an error in the advancepublicity for the Autumn AlumniAssembly, the December 6 edition ofThe Daily Maroon gave as the titlefor Vice-president Frederic Wood¬ward’s talk before the Assembly,“Vice in the Orient.” The title ofMr. Woodward’s talk was “A Vice-President in the Orient.”It has subsequently been pointedout that the title “Vice in theOrient” had been intended merelyas a play on the word “vice-presi¬dent,” perhaps as a concession to thepopularity of “Of Thee I Sing,”George Kaufman’s sprightly satire,in which a similar pun appears. The Courtier, publication of thenew Residence Halls for Men, hasjust perfected a complete reorgan¬ization plan for next year. Apermanent staff has been set up,and the policy will include materialof a more literary nature than form-i erly.Robert J. Chapel, editor of theCourtier since its inception lastyear, will head the business staffof the new enterprise. An editorialboard consisting of Howard Hud¬son, Kenneth Rule, and Hans Eisen-lohr, will direct the policy of thepublication, and Fred B. Millett,Senior Head of the Halls, will con¬tinue as faculty adviser.It is planned to publish a fivepage paper each week, alternatingbetween news and literary features.This new plan will go into effect atthe beginning of next quarter.Associate editors will be Robert(Continued on page 2)RADIO CLUB TOMEET TONIGHTThe matter of obtaining a Uni¬versity radio license, and the selec¬tion of a faculty counselor will bethe principal subjects under consid¬eration at the third meeting of theUniversity Amateur Re.dio club to¬night at 8 in Burton Court.At the first regrular business meet¬ing last Tuesday a constitutiondrawn up by Robert Valentine wasadopted and officers were elected. Itprovides that membership be limitedto “members of the University com¬munity having a bona-fide interestin short-wave transmission, recep¬tion, and experimentation.”Officers elected last week are asfollows: President, Dugald McDou-gall; vice-president, Robert Valen¬tine ; secretary-treasurer, Paul H.Davis, Jr. Nine charter memberswere present at the meeting.rrtgr I WO THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY, DECEMBER 13, 1932iatlg MwiHvinFOUNDED Tti 1901The Daily Maroon is the ofTicial student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicago, published mornings except Saturday,Sunday, and Monday during the autumn, winter, and springquarters by The Daily Maroon Company, 5831 University avenue.Subscription rates: $2.60 a year ; $4 by mail. Single copies:three cents.No responsibility is assumed by the University of Chicagofor any statements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the post'office at Chicago, Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.BOARD OF CONTROLWARREN E. THOMPSON, Editor-in-ChiefEDGAR L. GOLDSMITH, Business ManagerRUBE S. FRODIN, JR., Managing EditorJOHN D. CLANCY, JR., Circulation ManagerMAXINE CREVISTON, Senior EditorJAMES F. SIMON, Senior EditorCHARLES NEWTON, JR., Student PublisherASSOCIATE EDITORSJane Biesenthal Robert HerzogMelvin Goldman David C. LevineWilliam Goodstein Edward W. NicholsonBetty Hansen Eugene PatrickBUSINESS ASSOCIATESWalter L. Montgomery Vincent NewmanEdward G. SchallerSOPHO.MORE ASSISTANTSJohn BardenTom BartonNorman BeckerRuth BellDavid CookClaire DanzigerGeorge DasbachAmos DorinsonNoel Gerson Robert Hasterlik.Morton HechtHelen HiettRichard HookerHoward HudsonDavid KutnerDorothy LoebDan MacMaster Dugald McDougallMary Louise MillerRobert OshinsHoward RichSue RichardsonJeanette RifasJeannette SteinWilliam TraynorFlorence WishnickNight Editor: David C. Levine.Assistants: Hooker and TraynorTuesday, December 13, 1932THE UNIVERSITY OPENS ITS DOORSTO THE COMMUNITY.An experiment in University social service andcommunity relations was conducted in Ida Noyeshall Saturday that was marked with unusual sue- icess and significance. University students andfaculty members, without previous publicity or 'public announcement of any kind, were hosts tonearly five hundred adult and children members ofunemployed and needy families from nearby sec¬tions of the city and from the South Chicago steelmill district.University facilities were put to a new usethrough the medium of a great “open house” thatlasted throughout the afternoon and evening—aproject that was the first of its kind which thisUniversity has ever allowed in one of its buildings.Details of the entertainment and the welcome thatwas provided for these families are given else¬where in this issue. The writer wishes in this columnto commend the enterprise and vision of Miss Ger¬trude Dudley, professor of Physical Culture andchairman of the Women’s University Council, un- 'der whose direction the project was conducted, jand of the other faculty members and graduate |students who supervised and conducted the day’s !events. 'It is absolutely fitting and proper that such recre¬ational facilities as Ida Noyes hall affords should 'be opened by the University for the use of thecommunity during this period of distress and :trouble which so many unemployed families are iexperiencing this winter. That the women’s Physi¬cal Education department and a small group ofstudents has taken the initiative in launching a pro¬gram of such proportions is to their credit indeed.One of the most serious aspects of a prolonged iperiod of unemployment is the great amount ofleisure time it brings to individuals who have nofinancial resources with which to purchase enter- itainment and pleasures, and who do not have thecultural and educational background which makeit possible for them to occupy these leisure hoursday after day. It is this time for brooding and de¬spondency, this appalling lack of things to occupymind and energies, that result in the mental break¬down and demoralization of so many individualssubjected to prolonged periods of unemployment. |It is against such dangers as these that this well-begun series of “Recreation Days” at Ida Noyeshall this winter will be directed. Through these ef¬forts several hundred unfortunate families of this isection of the city will enjoy at least a few daysof social activity and entertainment which their jown family resources cannot provide. iThe extent to which the goal of this plan is ,realized will rest now with the students of the Uni- 'versity, it should be pointed out. The first Recrea- |tion Day last Saturday and the one to be held for ia second group of unemployed this Saturday have jbeen arranged and executed by a small group of i faculty members and students. Much greater re¬sources in personal service and in food supplies willhave to be tapped if these programs are to bemaintained every Saturday throughout winter quar¬ter. A staff of twenty undergraduates will be nec¬essary each time to conduct the many-sided activ¬ities which fill every room of Ida Noyes hall. Stu¬dent talent of changing nature will be needed forentertainment. Student resources will be requiredto provide the food which a few members of the ifaculty and student body contributed for the first i“open house.’’ iEssentially, these community days for the fam- !ilies of the neighborhood must be all-University jprojects. Here is an opportunity for the student ibody as a whole to contribute its talents and itsservices in an activity that will do much to link theUniversity with the outside world and with some jof the problems of that outside world. Here is op- Iportunity for students bored with the monotony of !mere academic pursuits to catch a glimpse of an¬other social group than their own, and to person¬ally share in the task of making that group morehappy in this world which, during winter monthsof unemployment, has little of happiness for fam- jilies without work, with many children, and with 'disappearing resources.—W. E. T. |The Travelling BazaarBy Charles Newton, Jr. and John HollowayREVELATIOXS JX RETROSPECTIII. HuddleThe dramaOf an uncertain huddle on a certain dayOn a certain gridironWith the end-zone a scant six yardsAway:(Heads bowed low. Sweat tracing saltedPaths on grimy cheeks. HaltedShifting to and fro.4s the center finds his geometric stance.Labored breathing. Jostling silken pants.Air hissing throughDry nostrils. Padded deltoids hard together. jTorn shirts. Scuffed knuckles. Dusty leather.Grass green. Sky blue.— That’s all for a moment; then hurried words:) iFULLBACK: Awright—lemme take it—I feel fine!”QUARTERBACK: “Whaddya mean - youFeel fine? I iFeel fine too! iIt’s mine this time. I’m goin’ right through!” ;H.4LFBACK: ‘‘Waitaminnit you !Guys! I’m great! :Lemme take it. I can hardly wait! iWhaddya mean—you feel fine? jThis time |I feel fine |Too!” iMore hurried talk. |Mouths of linemen become tight slits iAs the men walk jIn counted, measured steps ITo where a guard’s burning eyesLcok into otherBurning eyes for moments, ’till the precious ballIs snapped, and the guardIs in a sprawlOn the turf, waiting for his tired mindTo make him turn around and findThe quarterback on his behindFive yards to the rear of the line ofScrimmage. jThis is only one; ,Two, three, and fourAre yet to come,With mere of the same. No gain. Eleven yardsTo go.Oh well—what are blows and bruises andHushed silence in the standsTo one?These huddles are such ,DamnedGoodFun.. . WEEKLY REPORT . . .—So Bretz pops into his class and says, “Mc¬Connell, how deep is the ocean?” and McConnellsays sort of tired-like “Do you want me to sing itfor you?” and after that the week-end, and we’reawfully tired.Quadrangler, Esoteric, Artists’ Ball, and that’senough for all of you. It was more* than enoughfor us. If you don’t think the Quad party was adinger, ask the bird who spent a half-hour in the }elevators afterward; ask Bob Lee, who sat downwhere there was no chair and was knocked cold bysome hard object where the chair should be; askanybody—don’t ask us. We wouldn’t know, hard- jly.As for the Esoteric affair, ask Nels Fuqua.What with his owlish appearance and general man¬ner of settled maturity, he was taken for a chap¬eron by one of the waiters, and when a.sked whethrer Bob I.angford, Ed Cullen, and Duke Hutchinsonundressed crashers, be allowed entrance, he saidsure of course, and that was how more troublebegan. A little later, Nels, tiring of the caresof office, led a sortie downstairs to the artists’brawl, where all secured admittance by the inno¬cent expedient of swiping tickets off the table atthe door. Money-Goldand Paper(Continued from page 1)eliminate fluctuations in productive jactivity and employment, nor indeed |could international cooperation iamong central banks eliminate such jfluctuations. We do know, however, jthat the injection of new purchasing |power into business channels by in¬flation and its withdrawal by defla¬tion are unstabilizing to business un¬less the increase or decrease in cur¬rency and bank credit is more than joffset by a simultaneous change inthe seasonal, technical, or sentimen- |tal need for currency and bank de¬posits. The quantity of bank credit |that needs to be outstanding varies !not only with the amount of businessto be transacted but with the desire ,of the community to hold a smaller jor larger percentage of its total re- isources in the form of cash and idlebank deposits. ' j“When the community hoards or |ties up large bank balances in inac- ^tive accounts the central banksshould do all in their power to ex- ,pand credit to make up for that ;which is temporarily tied up. The dif¬ficulty here is that which we are ex¬periencing at present; if business ;sentiment is greatly depressed theinflationary effort of the central jbank may simply serve to increa.se ^hoards and inactive deposits. i“Central bank control has elimin¬ated seasonal credit stringencies and |has helped meet acute emergencies;it does not appear to have mademuch if any headway in reducingcyclical fluctuations of business and ;employment. Managed money andcredit are still an experiment. Assuch, they give promise of beingonly one of a number of attacks that .must be made upon the instability ofthe present economic order.” Plah Series ofRecreatioii Daysfor Uneinployed(Continued from page 1)Noyes hall and the program for theday were explained to them. There¬after the program was divided intothree units, all being carried out si¬multaneously in various parts of thebuilding.The refectory was the scene of avaudeville performance, lasting afull hour. Alice Stinnett was incharge. One of the Freshman plays,“Bargains in Cathay,” was presentedwith its original cast. The Tap Clubpresented several dance routines,and there were solos and musicalnumbers by other University .stu¬dents. 'The riiylhms gymnasium wastransformed into a nursery wheresixty small children under eightyears of age played with numeroustoys provided for their amusement. HILL’S CAFETERIA1I6S-75 Eatt 63rd St.Woodlawn's Leading CafeteriaDining Rooms - First and SecondFloorsGood Food at very ModeratePricesFINGER WAVE THAT COMBSWITH SHAMPOO50cKennedy Beauty Shopf35l Cottage Grove Plaza 10601455 E. 63rd St. Dorchester 3755RAISE YOUR GRADES!EXPERT TYPING of Term Paper.,Compositions, Theses, etc., atlowest possible rates.ETHEL WITT 5452 Ellis AvePhone Hyde Park 19581449 East 57th StreetWhere the Best of Food, Properly CookedIs Neatly ServedOpen from 7 a. m. Until MidnightCome Once and You Will Come AgainModerate Prices F. P. RODGERS, Prop.REVISE POLICY OFDORM COURTIER..Continued from page 1)Hall, Charles Robinson, FredericHall, and William Keast. As the or¬ganization is perfected, they willtake turns in editing an issue. 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JewelryUniversity of Chicago Bookstore5802 Ellis AvenueDAILY MAROON SPORTSTUESDAY, DECEMBER 13. 1932 Page ThreeVARSITY GETS EARLYTEST IN FRESHMANCONTEST TOMORROWroach Ned Merriam will pit hisnumerous varsity trackmen against a-mall group of talented freshmen(inilerburners tomorrow afternoon at1 in the field house. All men whohave been working out regularly willcompete.(\aptain Ted Haydon expects toenter the high and low hurdles; hishts* tim/' in the 70-yd. highs this yeari- it seconds. John Brooks, star ofla-t year’s team, will run againsthim in the low hurdles, and is ex¬pected to come in about one tenth( f a second ahead of Pete Zimmerami Ed Cullen in the 60-yd. dash.terry Jontry, George Cameron,Sam Perlis, and Frank Waldenfalsan- varsity main.stays in the 140..lontry has covered the distance in1.') seconds this year, but will bepressed by the others who are doing.‘C’ econds consistently.In the half mile A1 Summers and•lobn Moore, who has made 2:03, willtight it out alone, as no freshmanlia- entered the event. A 4:37 milen the goal of Jim Simon and BudIti hardson, captains of this year’sand next year’s crosts country teamI.-peetively. Chicago MatmenPlace in Nine ofTourney MatchesVarsity wrestlers won two eventsand placed in seven others in theannual University Invitational wrest¬ling meet last Friday and Saturdayunder the direction of S. K. Vorres,I coach of wrestling and boxing atthe University.In the catch-as-catch-can styleused in Intercollegiate meets, EdwardBedrava, candidate for the varsitywrestling team, won in the 175pound class, and a member of theFreshman football team, John Gon-cher, wrestling at 158 pounds, elim¬inated all comers in his division.I Tom Barton, winner of the 118i pound class in last year’s IntramuralC'arnival, placed second in thatgroup, and Dannenhauer and Whitetook third places in the 126 and 145pound cla.sses respectively. Barge¬man and Hubbard tied for third inthe 158 pound group, and .Sonderbyj took third in the heavyweight divi-' sion.George Farris, formerly a Uni¬versity wrestler and now in the lawschool, won the 135 pound event inthe Greco-Roman style, and Hub-b;ii-(l placed third in the lightweight! division of the Judo w'restlingI entries. Next Coach? EverybodyKnows But Mr. MetcalfNewspapers and AlumniPick Successors forOld ManPORTABLETYPEWRITER♦ 39“ to ♦60“Your choice here of any standard portable oroffice machine.WE HANDLE THEM ALL.Woodworth’s Book StoreOpen Evenings 1311 East 57th St.Near KimltarkDorchester 4800 By EDWARD W. NICHOLSONEver since the retirement of AmosAlonzo Stagg as athletic directorand football coach at the Universitywas announced by the B-oard ofTrustees on October 13, the questionof who will be next has been a mat¬ter of general public concern andspeculation, especially on the partof metropolitan newspapers. Prac¬tically every coach in the countrywhose contract has expired, and agreat many who are still sure of jobs,has been mentioned as the next Ma¬roon coach. In the face of persist¬ent denials by the new athletic di¬rector, Thomas N. Metcalf, who willname the next coach, none of thenjinors has developed into anythingmore. Metcalf claims he “has noidea who the next coach will be.”He is “still in the process of lookingaround and gathering information.”For a good while at the Universitythis quarter, especially in view ofthe auspicious early showing the Ma¬roon team made, it was thought thatCoach Stagg might be appointed tosucceed himself, a belief which Mr.Stagg evidently shared. The OldMan stated repeatedly to newspapermen that he had applied to bothPresident Hutchins and Metcalf forconsideration for the job, and thathe expected to remain next year.This possibility was exploded recent¬ly when Mr. Metcalf made the state¬ment that the Old Man would nothe considered for the position of foot¬ball coach.Persistent among the first guessesof the newspapers, and outstandingprospects in the eyes of some alumnihave been three former Maroonstars, all of whom have had coachingepeiience at the University. Thesemen are Pat Page, who came to Chi¬cago from Indiana university twoyears ago to become Stagg’s linecoach; Wally Steffen, until this year“commuting coach” at Carnegie; andFritz Crisler, the Old Man’s assist¬ant before he went to Minnesota andthen to Princeton.One Chicago paper went so far asto say that the “announcement ofPage’s appointment as coach is ex-pc-cted shortly after Christmas.”f’risler removed himself from furth¬er consideration by announcing thathe was perfectly satisfied at Prince¬ton and did not desire a change.A downtown paper also nominatedGeorge V’eenker, football coach atI Iowa State where Metcalf is athleticI director, as the next Maroon coach,j but this rumor was spiked recentlyI when the appointment of Veenker asathletic director and football coachat the state institution for next year Stagg Refuses HonorPosition at ChicagoCoach A. A. Stagg, retiring direc¬tor of athletics, yesterday wrotePresident Robert M. Hutchins thathe would not accept the position ofChairman of the Committee on In¬tercollegiate Relations, offered himlast April 4, when discussions of hisimpending retirement as athletic di¬rector were in progress.The position carried with it a sal¬ary, which, with Mr. Stagg’s retir¬ing allowance, equalled his presentcompensation. In his letter to Presi¬dent Hutchins, Stagg did not statehi.s reasons for not accepting, but heha.s frequently announced that he isinterested only in coaching football.The retiring mentor admitted thathe has been in touch with authoritiesat the College of the Pacific, Stock-i ton, Cal., in regard to a possibleI coaching position there next year.I The College of the Pacific has an en-I rollment of about 800 students.I Mr. Stagg will receive from theI University a retiring allowance ofI $3000 annually for life. Whittenherger and MWS^ CAGE TEAM'Harman Winners EKES OUT VICTORY0/ I-M ^seshoesI was announced.And then again, when Jimmy Phe-j Ian, who dramatically brought Pur¬due through several great sea.sons toI a Conference championship in 1929,I announced that he would be lookingj for another job after his presentI tei m at the University of Washing-I ton expired in June, he was imme-i diately proclaimed as a candidatej for the Maroon position. He deniedI this statement last week, saying thatalthough perhap.s his friends hadlinked his name with those in con¬sideration for the job, he “had heardnothing official.”All this still technically leavesPage, Steffen, and Phelan in the run¬ning as far as speculation.s are con¬cerned. Metcalf continues his policyof neither confirming nor denyingrumors, insisting that he has no ideaa.s to who will be the next coach.Alumni generally are of the opinionthat Metcalf is planning to “cleanhouse” and will not follow the oldcustom of appointing a former Ma¬roon athlete for the job.The main problem seems to be,however, not what man he will pick,but whether he will pick the bestavailable man from one of the .small¬er schools and attempt to build himup at the University, or whether hevill spend a great deal of time, ef- ;fort, study, and money in an attemptto get the best man the country of- jfers for the Maroon job, no matter !where he may be or how he may be jtied up at present. In the opinion |of the writer, the latter alternative iseems to be more desirable at pres- '(Continued on page 4) Harry Harman and James Whit-tenberger, both unattached, defeatedHorne and Wilcox of S. A, E. in thefinals of the horseshoe major doublestournament Thursday. Horne andWilcox won second place honors.Dominic Raino and Zalmon Gold-.smith of Burton Court 300 defeatedMax Davidson and Sydney Weis-berg of Kappa Nu for third place.The finals and third place play¬offs in the consolation doubles willbe played at noon today. Martinand Poegel, Lambda Chi Alpha, willcontest with Schanedling and Por-tes, Phi Sigma Delta, in the finals,while Suttle and Eldred, Phi DeltaTheta, will meet Ovson and Schmidt,Phi Sigma Delta, for third place.COMPLETE GRID CARDCornell College, of Mount Vernon,Iowa, completes the eight-gameschedule for the 1933 Chicago foot¬ball team. The Maroons will meetCornell at Stagg Field on October7, in their first game of the year.The other games on the schedule, a.sit was previously announced, arewith Washington University, Purdue,Michigan, Wisconsin, Indiana, Illi¬nois and Dartmouth. Tn a poorly played game whichforecast little hope for future con¬ference contests the Maroon basket¬ball team went through the motionsto nose out Lake Forest Saturday bya score of 27 to 26.It was only the work, of a sub-stit-ute sophomore forward, CharlesMen'ifield, that saved the game forChicago. Merrifieid came in afterthe half, when the Maroons wereleading 13 to 11, and went aboutsinking three long shots and a set¬up before the game ended. KeithParsons, co-captain and veteran cen¬ter was the individual star of thegame, throwing in five buckets anda brace of free shows. Co-captainJim Porter, who did most of theguarding done during the eveningbroke up the 26 to 26 tie existingin the closing minutes of the con¬test when he converted one of twofree throws he was awarded.CHEERLEADER AWARDSJerry Jontry, head cheerleader,and his assistant cheerleaders, Carl ,Geppinger and Charles Holtzberg,were each awarded a maroon sweat¬er embellished with a white mega- !phone monogram. 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Klet-cher. Fairfax 4057. Reasonable rates.SHORTHANDfor UniversitystudentsImairinr how much easier it wouldhr to take class notes in shorthand,tireitir Collette offers special classesfor university students, meetinit after¬noons or Monday and Thursdayeveninits. Write, call, or telephoneState 1881 for particulars.The GREGG COLLEGEC N. Michigan Ave.. Chicago, III.BALANCE YOURBUDGETSAVE MONEYEat atREADERS CAMPUSDRUG STDRE(Opposite New Men’s Dormitory)61st and Ellis Ave.GOOD FOODRIGHT PRIGESQUICK SERVICETTie drug store for theU. of C. student.LUNCH WITH US TODAY By MELVIN GOLDMANALPHA SIGMA PHI1898—year of the Spanish-Anier-ican War—“Remember the Maine”—Teddy Roo«evelt and the RoughRiders—the beginnings of Americanimperalism—and on the tide ofthese affaii’s of woild importance,Chi chapter of Alpha Sigma Phicame to the University campus.The fraternity was then fifty-three years old, having been foundedat Yale in 1845. One of its firstmovements of expansion was towardCambridge, Massachusetts, and thecampus of Harvard University. Al¬pha Sigma Phi is now the only na¬tional fraternity with chapters atboth Yale and Harvard. The Yalechapter is, of course, facing a .seriousproblem with the introduction of thenew house plan; but with over a hun¬dred men eating meals at the houseevery day, it is successfully sur¬mounting its problems.Chi of Alpha Sigma Phi has ajiresent total of active chapter andpledges of twenty-six men, headedby Ernest Moldt, president. Extra¬curricular activities form an import¬ant part of these mens’ interests,although scholarship is far fromneglected. Eight men of the twenty-six are now attending school on."jcholarships..\n Alpha Sig has been the leadei’of three of the last four MilitaryBalls; Robert Garen, Art Petersen,and Harry Newbauer. The house’scurrent representative in the Mili- Seriou.’^ly. though, the chapter isrepresentative group of Universitvhreidheim, captain of the polo team. ..students. An individual tvpe of manHe IS also a member of Skull andCrescent and of thi* Senior class 5635 University Ave.existence on this campus the AlphaSigs have attempted—and success¬fully—to develop a representativegroup. The chapter is comprised ofgood fellows who can work to'getherharmoniously. They evince a realspirit of cooperation and friendli¬ness. No one. for example, gets sorewhen “Red” Freidheim comes in thehouse and knocks off somebody’s hatwith a polo mallet. And when DanUhlir tries some of his wrestlingholds on one of the brothers, everj’- |bodv realizes that it is all in fun. faculty are members of Alpha Sig¬ma Phi. Five of them are alumniof this chapter. Bruce W. Dickson,director of the International House,is an Alpha Sig. Many athletes ofnational fame, including Benny Oos-terbann. Ray Conger, and HughRhea, alfe^ Alpha Sigs. Two 1932football captains were members ofthe fraternitj'; Williamson of Mich¬igan, and Lombardi of Syracuse.The fraternity’s growth has beenslow and conservative. There arenow thirty-three chapters, well dis¬tributed all over the country. Thereare chapters at seven of the Big Tenschools. All of the thirty-three unitsare strong and all own their houses.The “Tommyhawk,” the fraterni¬ty’s quarterly publication, is an in¬teresting commentary on fraternitylife. It is a cross section of AlphaSig. 'Looking over the pictures ofother chapters, one cannot fail tobe impressed by the fact that everychapter, including Chi, occupies asubstantial and handsome house.It’s a strong fraternity, and everyman in it is a good fellow. Withthat solidity, Chi of Alpha Sigma Phican justifiably look forward to a longand successful existence at Chicago.Today on theOoadran^lescouncil, and is an Adjutant ofCrossed Cannon, military honor so¬ciety. is lacking, as it should be in a trulysuccessful chapter.The fact that Alpha Sigs go in forbig things after leaving college isRobert Garen is a member of ; proved by E. J. Baldwin. Most ofSkull and Crescent and last year’s ’ the railroad engines that move upcommander of Crossed Cannon. An- ^rid down the land have emergeddrew' Bl’islen won a major “C” in from Mr. Baldwin’s locomotivetwo sports—football and swimming, 'vorks.and w’as acting football captain in Forest R. Moulton, in charge of1930, the season when Errett Van the World’s Fair concessions, is anNice was injured during his captain- Alpha Sig. It is his business to seecy. that the concesions are leased to ex-Dan Uhlir is a member of the hibitors, and that the exhibitors fillwrestling team, and Phil Malmsteadt their spaces w'ith the proper and ap¬is a junior associate on the Phoenix, propriate material.During their thirty-four years of Nine members of the University The Daily MaroonNight editor for the next issue:F]ugene Patrick. Assistants: NoelGerson, Tom Barton, and DavidCook.Music and Religious ServicesDivinity chapel, “The Coming ofCourage,” The Reverend M. RussehBoynton, D. D., Bryn Maw’r Com¬munity church, Chicago. At 12 inJoseph Bond Chapel.Organ music, by Porter Heaps. At5:00 P. M. in the University chapel.Christian Science organization. At7:30 p. m. at 1150 East 58th street.Extension lectures in Religion andLeadership training classes. “Chris¬tian Ideals in Industry.” Dr. JamesMullenbach. At 7:45 p. m. in JosephBond chapel. “Chri.stian Use of the.4pocalyp.se.” Assistant Professor Er¬nest C. Colw’ell. At 8:30 p. m. inSwift 106. “The Most ImportantExperiences of the Child in theChurch,” Associate Professor Ernest T. Chave. At 8:30 p. m. in Swift201.Piano recital (University Musicsociety. Mischa 'Levitzki. iBienefit forthe Student Music Scholarship Fund.At 8:16 p. m. in Mandel hall.Public LecturesRadio lecture. “International Re¬lations. The League of Nation.s,”Assistant Professor Jerome Schu-man. At 11 over station WMAQ.Public lecture (Downtown). “Mod¬ernism in Literature. Creeds of theModernists,” Associate ProfessorFred B. Millett. At 6:45 in Fullertonhall, the Art Institute.Departmental Organization*Medical Journal club. “CardiacOutput in Man in Health and Dis¬ease,” Dr. E. B. Bay. “The Galac¬tose Tolerance of Normal and Dia¬betic Subjects and the Effect of In¬sulin on Galactose Metabolism(Schwartzman),” Dr. H. T. Ricketts.At 4:30 p. m. in iBillings M. 443.The Church History club. “JoshuaL. Wilson—His Controversies,” Ray¬mond L. Hightower. At 7:30 p. m.in Swift common room.Theology club. “Theology and theNew Metaphysics,” Assi.stant Profe.s-sor Hartshome. At 7:30 p. m. inJoseph Henry George commons, Chi¬cago Theological Seminary.Undergraduate Organization*W. A. A. luncheon. At noon in thesunparlor of Ida Noyes hall.NEXT MAROON COACH?ASK THE NEWSPAPERS(Continued from page 3)ent, when Maroon athletics are inthe process of turning upwards inthe journey towards the glor>' offormer Chicago seasons, and whenth® drawing power of a coach’s namemay mean the difference betweencontinuing on that path, and revert¬ing to the mediocrity of the decadejust past. forPARTIESandPARENTSRemember, always, thatHotels Windermere are atyour service as they havebeen for many generationsof Midway students. Longexperience has made usadept at arranging Univer¬sity dances, luncheons, din¬ners and parties.And when Mother and Fa¬ther visit you in Chicago,arrange to have them stayh’ere, conveniently, in apleasant room or suite, at—this year especially—a veryreasonable price.^otels Hindepmere^hicago56th St. at Hyde Park BoulevardWard B. James, Managing DirectorTelephone FAIrfax 6000MENS CONSCIA RECTIFREE! SYMPHONY CONCERT TICKET. FREE!Until noon F'riday, DecemlH>r 16, 1932 we will give free with e\eiy$4.50 meal ticket sold, one ticket to the University of Chicago Sym¬phony Orchestra Concert F'riday, December 16, 1932, 8:1.5 P. M.Not more than two (2) free meal tickets to one customer.STUDENTS RESTAURANT1208 E. 61 st St. Just East of Woodlawn Ave.FOURTH QUARTERLY CONCERTofThe University of ChicagoSymphony OrchestraforStudent Benefit FundFRIDAY, DECEMBER 16th, 8:15 P.M.atLeon Mandel Assembly HallTickets on sale daUy at Mandel Hall box office SOc and $1.00