w ®[ie Bato iHaroonVol. 33. No. 26. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY. NOVEMBER II, 1932 Price Three CentoScience inthe LibrarySchoolBy DAVID C. LEVINE“Library science” is a term moreor less unfamiliar to the average un- !(lergraduate. At least it was so tome before an hour’s talk with Louis |R. Wilson, dean of the Graduate !Library School, changed all my opin- :ions on the matter. MAROON ELEVENOPTIMISTIC OVERMICHIGAN GAME Hutchins HelpsPrairie Club’s 'Novelty SearchPresident Robert Maynard Hutch¬ins last night in Mandel hall ad¬dressed the Prairie club, an organ- SHARP SEEKS TOCONTROL CAMPUSSOCIAL PROGRAM We Extend—^ I I Ik I uxcv>»l;u iiic i irtiiit; liuu, dni uig^dii*bc|udcl Leaves at Noon ization dedicated to the quest of | Plans to Make LargeToday for AnnArborTHE UNEUPChicagoToigoOne does not usually think of li-brarianship as a science. Generally personsit is considered as an art. But the 'work of the Graduate Library School, Spearinp.as described by Dean Wilson, extends pellstromfar beyond what is • customarily Sahlinviewed as “librarianship.” “Scientific , Rfrppyattitude” is an overworked phrase,but it applies exactly to the methodsemployed in this department of theUniversity. 1 eItIgcrgrtreqbIhrhfh MichiganWardWistertKowalikBernardMarcovoskyDammWilliamson (c)NewmanEverhardusRegeeziPetoskeyHistoryof the SchoolThe Graduate Library school isone of the newer branches of theUniversity. It was established lessthan five years ago through a grantmade by the Carnegie Corporationfor research in librarianship at ad¬vanced levels.-As its name implies, the school ismore than merely a library school.That is to say, it requires for en¬trance not only the Bachelor’s de¬gree, but also a year <»# training ina library school and a year of libraryexperience. In this school emphasisis not placed on routine courses insystematic librarianship. The prim¬ary purpose of the school is to or¬ganize and conduct investigations ofproblems confronting society in gen¬eral or particular fields of scholar¬ship when such problems fall with¬in the field of librarianship.A Typical Projectof the SchoolDean Wilson outlined several typi¬cal projects through which the schoolhas made important contributions tolibrarianship. For many years .Amer¬ican liberal arts colleges lackedstandards defining adequately thesort of library needed by .such aninstitution. This problem was attack¬ed by William M. Randall, professorof Library Science, whose publishedaccount of his investigations nowconstitutes a yardstick by which col¬lege libraries may be measured.It was through the Graduate Li¬brary School, aided by funds sup¬plied by the Carnegie Corporation,that the libraries in Burton courtand International House ■^ere estab- .A week of studying Michiganplays, thinking over the Wolverine’srecord this season, and checking upon their own strength has failed tochange the Maroons’ belief that to¬morrow is their day to win a foot¬ball game. The Chicago squad hadthis same hunch before the Indianagame, and although experts pickedthe Hoosiers to win handily, the Ma¬roons took the game. Tomorrow theyhave practically the same per¬sonnel they had for the Indianagame, for the first time since that supervision!contest.The Maroons leave this noon forAnn Arbor for the nineteenth meet¬ing of the two teams since 1S02. Chi¬cago has won only six of the con¬tests. but one of them, the famous2 to 0 victory over the supposedlyunbeatable Wolverines of 1905, isconsidered one of the greatest gamesin football history.Chicago will meet .a team tomor¬row that has been scored on only by.Northwestern in conference games,and outside the Big Ten, only byPrinceton, On the other hand, Mich¬igan has scored 80 points in confer¬ence games, almost all the touch-(Continued on page 3) novelty above, below, and aroundLake Michigan. The subject of hisaddress wa.s the New Plan, still nov¬el to some Chicagoans if not to theUniversity.“The student on entering the Uni¬versity is afflicted with no require¬ments whatsoever, and the facultyis not permitted to interfere withhis getting an education,” declaredPresident Hutchins. This statementbeing sufficient to produce an atmo¬sphere of novelty satisfactory evento Prairie club members. PresidentHutchins proceeded in a more seri¬ous vein to remark that New Planreorganization ha.s compelled theUniversity administration to see thatarbitrary requirements for entranceand work in specialized professionalschools are rather dubious. The es¬sence of the New Plan is “an adjust¬ment of a great university to the in¬dividual.... not to speed up educa¬tion, as is common belief, but toopen up new fields of interest,”Indicating that the New Plan isof value to other institutions as fscientific experiment in education,the president nevertheless interpol¬ated, “W'e do not recommend theNew Plan to everybody; it might notbe so successful under less intelli-t” Affairs Finance‘Free Dances’HUXLEY TO SPEAKON SOVIET RUSSIAWEDNESDAY NIGHT Robert Sharp, newly appointedchairman of the Student Social Com¬mittee, declared in an interview yes¬terday that the committee will workto make its function more distinctand its actions more widely felt.Sharp backed up his statement withan announcement of his plans forthe rest of the year.Sharp felt that committees in the Ipast had not exercised to any extenttheir potential power to present a jco-ordinated, comprehensive social iprogram that actually fits the needsof the social life of the student.Plans New FeatureBesides carrying out the routinework of the Social Committee suchas sponsoring a series of socialevents to round out the social pro¬gram and distributing and co-ordin¬ating social affairs throughout theyear. Sharp plans to inaugurate sev¬eral new features in the Commit¬tee’s program. The first of these newplans is that a member of the Stu¬dent Social Committee will act assupervisor of any all-University so¬cial event. This person would act ina supervisory and advisory capacitywith the end in view of making stu¬dent affairs more successful finan¬cially and socially. I The Daily Maroon wishes to con-' gratulate Joe Zoline upon his electionto the presidency of the Senior class,to pledge him every possible cooper¬ation and assistance in any activitythat he may undertake while hold-I ing that position.I Although the Board of Control ofI The Daily Maroon recommended the, election of another candidate, thisi recommendation was made solely inI terms of what the members of thisi Board believed to be the best inter-j ests of the Senior cla.ss. The issueI has been determined, Joe Zoline isi to be congratulated, and The DailyMaroon offers its cooperation to himin any possible manner.—The Board of Control. ZOLINE IS VICTORAS SENIORS ROLLOP RECORD VOTEPrecautions Give HonestElection; KerwinCounts VotesCEREMONY IN CIRCLEMARKS OBSERVANCEOF ARMISTICE TODAYAs a gesture of respect for sol¬diers and sailors killed in the WorldWar taps will be sounded at 11 thismorning in the circle, when the Uni¬versity will join in the national ob¬servance of Armistice Day.A color squad, representing theField Artillery unit, will participatein the ceremony. The University col¬ors will be lowered for the simpleceremony, although the national col¬ors will not be dipped. All memberson the military unit are requested tobe present.A more complete observance of theoccasion has been planned for thisA small percentage of the profits i ^^^ernoon at 3. An Armistice Daywould be turned over to the Social review will be held in the 124thCommittee in order to provide funds ' Artillery Armory. Vice-presifor a series of free evening dances i Frederic Woodward will preto be arranged by the Committee,while the remainder of the moneycleal'ed would go into sinking fund sent the thirty-five new commissionsand review the battalion. Attend¬ance of all men registered in the de-In his exclusive Chicago appear- for the particular organization spon- P^^tment is required.Annual AlumniBanquet RousesTeam to Battle“We did it indo it again!”This was thespeeches which were ance. Julian Huxley, celebrated English scientist, will speak next Wed¬nesday evening at Mandel hall at8:30 on “A Scientist in Soviet Rus¬sia.” His lecture, the second of thescries of the Student Lecture Serv¬ice, will he illustrated by movingpictures that he took during his re¬cent trip through Russia.Single tickets for this presentationare now on sale in the box office inMandel cloisters. As in the Chaselecture, box seats and seats in thecenter sections of the main floor maybe purchased for eighty-five cents.Seats in the side sections of the main1905 and we can floor and the balcony may be secur¬ed for fifty-five cents.keynote of the Professor Huxley will be introduc- soring the affair. The entire campus is invited to^ join in the commemoi’ation servicehe Committee, Sharp believes, ! presentation of commissions,s ould act as a clearing house for , Transportation in trucks will be pro¬orchestras and locations for all Uni- | ^jje department from the . • n f a- • fversity functions. The Committee : g the armory and back 'I'.!®would be able to obtain better bet- again. Joseph Zoline, one of three can¬didates for the presidency of theSenior class, emerged victorious yes¬terday in one of the most closelycontested class elections in recentyears. Zoline polled 100 of the 270votes cast, Matthews received 90votes, and Balsley ran a very closeI third with 80 votes.I President-elect Zoline is a mem-I ber of Phi Sigma Delta, Phi BetaKappa, and the tennis team; he is' promotion manager of the Univer-j sity Settlement Council, liason mem-I ber and publicity manager of thei Student Relief Drive, editor of theI Phoenix, organizer of the cheeringI “C,” and member of the Fre.shmanI Orientation Committee,j The vote cast was the largest everI recorded in a Senior class election,! The vote of 270 was the largest pro¬portion of the registered total everto appear at the polls.A foolproof numbering systemwas used on all ballots and the sig¬natures of the voters were checkedwith the signatures they presented atthe time of registration. The ballotswere counted by the election com¬mission, consisting of Maxine Crev-iston, Margaret Graham, WilliamWalling, and John Weir, chairman.That operation was carried out un¬der the supervision of Jerome Ker¬win, associate professor of PoliticalScience. A duly signed and certifiedcopy of the election returns is inthe hands of the election commissionand may be viewed by anyone sodesiring.Zoline was elected on a platform,published in yesterday’s Maroon, of“an egg in every man’s beer, and,for the women, a lap for every chick¬en.” It is to be hoped that this cam-the limbo of forgotten campaign(Continued on page 4)Woodward WillReport MissionsFindings Simday The third campus observance ofthe day will be held this morning atj 11 in Mandel hall for the Universityhigh school. A color guard from the' Field Artillery unit will also conductthe services for this group. DuringI the program Major Thomas J. J.i Christian will make a presentationj of the American flag. The names ofthe high school boys who fell in the promises.Cole DescribesMaya Temple inRadio LectureFrederic Woodward, vice-president | War will be read by the presidentof the University, who returned to [ of the Student Council,made "at the ed Wednesday night by Mr. Henry ‘ the campus in September following iannual alumni football banquetwhich was held last night at the La¬Salle Hotel with about 150 grads inlished. Although the students who ! attendance,browse there are probably unawareof the fact, these libraries are lab¬oratories in which a .study of theleisure reading habits of the studentsis being made. This study is part of The entire meeting was spent ininstilling the underdog spirit intothe team. Comparisons were madewith the famous Maroon team of1905 when Chicago, then not even Field, of the Field Museum. Mr. ! ^ tour of the Orient as representa-Field was a student of Mr. Huxley’s, i tive of the Laymen’s Foreign Mis-at Oxford University. I Inquiry, will give the first com-Mr. Huxley is especially well ^ prehensive report of his findings atknown to freshmen and sophomores ! the weekly religious service in thein the Biological Science division,since he was co-author, with H. G.Wells, of, the “Science of Life,” thetext books of that survey course.A unique position among University chapel Sunday morning.Mr. Woodward’s subject will be“The Laymen’s Appraisal of Chris¬tian Missions in the Orient.” Histhe I I'eport Sunday will be the only onegiven on campus which will cover The Maya Temple, which is beingI built here for the Century of Prog¬ress Exposition, will be described byDr. Fay-Cooper Cole, chairman of: the department of Anthropology, toa radio audience this evening overstation WJJD. Every Friday eveningCOST~~~STONE “Come to the Fair” club. broadcasts a party, supposedly heldWORKING DAY TOBE DETERMINEDthe general research being conduct-itackled the famous point-a-_ wnrU ic iiaiHod for the purpose of compiling in- minute team from Michigan which | ^ Huxle^ He is a descendant I the data compiled during nine monthsformation on the reading habits of - had just piled up 56 comsecut.ve VIC-: by Ml Huxley He s a descendant _ ..various social groups. The project torms, and .soundly trouced them. : ot both Thomas Huxley,reflects the influence of the “scientific attitude” in the school.The School’s was built around” ^nd called himPublications the “partner of Prexy Harper,”Stagg corrected him by saying thatNews of the school’s activities is , ^^s a very modest part of the the Vic-When Roy Maddigan, the toast- torian apostle of evolution, and ofmaster, introduced Coach Stagg as | Hi"- Arnold, of Rugby.“the man that a great University |published in the Library Quarterly.This publication is one of the best-supported of the dozen journals is¬sued by the University, Dean Wil¬son said. In addition to this quarter¬ly the school will shortly begin topublish a series of monographs onthe research projects undertaken by.students and members of the depart¬ment.This year is Dr. Wilson’s first atthe University. From 1901 to theend of last year he was director ofthe Library school at the Universityof North Carolina, where he alsoheld the posts of librarian, profes- Chicago University back in 1892. Avoice from the back of the roomthen blurted “Aw, blah,” and fromthen on James Weber (Teddy) Linn,who owned the voice, and Stagg en-(Continued on page 2)NICOLL GIVES FOURTHDRAMA TALK MONDAY ORGANIST FROMBELGIUM JOINSMUSICAL STAFFProfessor Allardyce Nicoll, notedauthority on British drama, will re¬turn to campus next week to givethe fourth of his series of lectureson modern and contemporary drama.f T-u A J • • i *• I Profe.ssor Nicoll, who is living at In-sor of Library Adminislralion and | , ^cTrolbia "press'’ I Chicaeo. leetured this week at theIn addition to his work at the Uni¬versity of North Carolina Dr. Wil¬son has been an active member ofthe American Library A.ssociation,and since 1925 has been a memberof the Association’s Board of Edu¬cation for Librarianship. He is alsochairman of the Advisory Board forResearch of the Association. Chicago,University of Illinois and the Univer¬sity of Minnesota.“The Revival of the Drama” is thetonic Mr. Nicoll will discuss Mon¬day at 4:30 in Harper assemblyroom. Tuesday at 8 in Harper assem¬bly, Mr. Nicoll will explain the evolu¬tion of the picture-frame stage orthe proscenium arch and the signifi¬cance of this development. Sitting at the console of the Uni¬versity chapel organ, Edward Eigen-schenk, who recently joined the mus¬ical staff, turned from his practiceto describe his reactions to his newposition.‘The organ here is splendid, butI have had to accommodate myselfto the acoustic properties of thechapel. I find the chapel itself veryinspiring—it carries me back t/) mytravels and experiences in Europeduring 1928, and I can almost imag¬ine myself back in the cathedral atMalines.”Mr. Eigenschenk studied at theAmerican Conservatory of Music inChicago for a number of years, be¬fore spending a year studying inGermany, France, and Belgium. Onhis return he joined the faculty ofthe American Conservatory.“My ambition for the future is tokeep on playing the organ, and totry to make people like my music byappealing to all sorts of tastes,” wereMr. Eigenschenk’s final words. of investigations of missionsChina, Japan, India, and Burma.The Inquiry was sponsored by lay¬men of seven Protestant denomina¬tions, who annually contribute ap¬proximately 15 millions to foreignmissions. More than 12,000 mission¬aries represent these denominationsin the foreign field.Mr. Woodward made the trip inthe capacity of vice-chairman of theAppraisals Commission of the In¬quiry. Within a few weeks the com¬plete report of the Commission willbe issued in book form.PRESENT SYMPOSIUMON PSYCHO-ANALYSISPercy H. Boynton, professor ofEnglish, Harold D. Lasswell, assist¬ant professor of Political Science,and T. V. Smith, professor of Phil¬osophy, will present a conversationalsymposium on the subject “Is Psy¬cho-Analysis a Superstition or a Sci¬ence,” at Sinai Temple Monday at8:15.Professor Lasswell will present thesubject as the scientific proponent.Professor Boynton as the skeptic, andProfessor Smith as the sympatheticcritic.The three men will analyze psycho¬analysis, a study which is an attemptto understand the human personal¬ity. in the art colony at 57th street andStony Island avenue, in which oneof the guests describes some of theattractions of the World’s Fair.As speaker of the evening and anofficial of the Century of ProgressExposition, Dr. Cole will discuss theI Indian villages which will be part ofj the Fair. On Leif Eriksen drive nearjSlst street representatives of tribesI ranging from the most primitivei woodland and plain aboriginals to' the most highly civilized Indians ofNorth America will be secured tolive in typical Indian villages ob¬serving tribal customs.To the south of the villages a re¬plica of the great Maya Temple con¬sisting of four buildings surround¬ing a court will stand on a fourteenfoot terrace. •Professor R. W. Stone of the iSchool of Business, in a talk last !night at the Art Institute, attacked Ithe conviction that the forty-eight |hour working week is gone forever, :because of the mechanization of in- jdustry. “The length of the worker’sday,” he declared, “will depend to alarge extent upon whether employersfind it cheaper to use new machinery |or labor.” |Workers will have a choice betweenlarger monetary income or more leis¬ure. They may be employed for asmany hours as they choose to work.Professor Stone believes that situ¬ations like the present, in which hugenumbers are unemployed, should beregarded as national calamities andrelief measures to meet them shouldbe undertaken by the state andnational governments, as they wouldbe in similar situations which arebrought about by other calamities.“The city of Chicago has no creditreserve lo work on,” he said, “but | Freshman playsthe state and federal Kovernments |still have untapped resources. Now j November 16 and 16that the votes are counted we may November 17 and 18 it wasperhaps expect a change.” | announced yesterday by Frank Hur-hurt O’Hara, director of Dramaticproductions yesterday.The three plays which the fresh¬men are presenting are: “Trifles” bySusan Glaspell; “Bargains in Cath-,ay” by Rachel Field, and “GreenChartreuse” by Chester D. Heywood.Admission to the Freshman plays,which are held in the Reynolds clubtheater, is by invitation only. Fresh¬men will be able to obtain free tic¬kets from Rosamond Morse or Jer¬ry Jontry.O’HARA CHANGES DATEOF FRESHMAN PLAYSNEED MIRROR SCRIPTSAs work progresses for the 1933Mirror show, manuscripts are stillbeing solicited. Women who are in¬terested in submitting manuscriptsare asked to consult with Ruth Wil¬lard, manuscript chairman, if theyare undecided as to theme and or¬ganization. All manuscripts should beaddressed to her through the Facul¬ty Exchange.Page Tw o Iht DAiLY ivirt-.ow.s. l-'i^lDAY, NOVEMBER II. 1932Satlg iHanmnfounhed w 1901The Daily Maroon is the official student newspaper of theUniversity of Chitaso, published morninvs exiepi Saturoav 'Sunday, and Monday durinp the autumn, winter, and sptin>; |quarters by The Daily Maroon Company, 5>dl I niversity a emieSubscription rates; $2,60 a year; $4 by mail. Single copiesthree cents.No responsibility is assumed by the University of Chicavifor any statemi nts apixarinK in The Daily Maroon, or fcr anvcontracts entered into by The Daily MaroonEntered as sect nd class matter March 18. 19(i;:. at the posioffice at Ohiea ■, Illinois, under the Act of Marcii 3. 1819.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all ri>rht of publicationof any matt rial apiteannK in this paper.BOARD OF CONTROLWARREN E. THOMPSON, Editor-in-ChiefEDGAR L. GOLDSMITH, Bu-^iness ManagerRUBE S. FRODIN. JR., Managing EditorJOHN D. CLANCY, JR., Circulation ManagerMAXINE CREVISTON, Senior EditorJAMES F. SIMON, Senior EditorCHARLES NEWTON, JR., Student PublisherASSOCIATE EDITORSJane Biescnthal Robert HcrzojfMelvin Goldman David C. LevineWilliam Goodsiein Euward W. NicholsonBetty Hansen EuKene PatrickBUSINESS ASSOCIATESWalter L. Montgomery Vincent NewmanEdward G. SchallerSOPHOMORE ASSISTANTSJohn Hat den Noel Gerson iMivald McDougallToni Bar ten le u rt H>isterlik Al.; 11 y Louise MilitrNorman Becker lMer,on Hectit He L.ri, OohinsReth Bell iielen Hiett Ho ward Kichi( ia Chaason K ebard Hooker Sue HichardsonDavid Cook Howard Hudson Ji; inKitt Kii'i.sClaire Danzi^er UaKid Kutner Jk. iiinitle S.einGeorge Dasbacli Dorothy Loeb 1 liiani 'J'laynorAmos Dorinson Dan Mac Master Fiortiu-e WishnickNight Editor: David C. LevineAssistants: Dasbach and McDougallFriday, November II, 1932THE CITY IS YOUR CLASSROOMYou who come to the University from othertowns and states—have you yet gone sight-seeingin Chicago?Or are you one of those intellectually short¬sighted individuals who thinks that within the en¬virons of this campus are to be found all the edu¬cational, cultural and instructive opportunities thatare needed to adequately prepare one for a placein the world?Should you be so naive, it is time that you be¬came aware of the fact that urban life—hurried,strained, sometimes gaunt and unpleasant in itssocial and economic aspects, but at other pointsfine and rich in the things it can teach you—issurrounding your campus on every side. If it isyour hope to be a well educated man or woman,you would do well to frequently venture out intothis city that encloses the secluded cloisters of theUniversity, and see some of the communities, someof the institutions and some of the cultural centerswhich go to make the city by Lake Michigan.It is a polyglot city in which you are studying.Travel some Sunday afternoon to its Chinese sec¬tion about Wentworth avenue and Twenty-secondstreet—a neighborhood with Chinese architecture,Oriental shops, and sidewalks peopled with thechildren and the adults of this ethnic group fromthe East. Continue your journey toward the loopon Clark or Halsted streets, passing through a sec¬tion of the city populated with Greek and Polish^families, and, to the west, the largest group ofMexicans to be found in any spot in the UnitedStates. Stroll down their sidewalks, look into theinteresting windows of their shops, see the deterio¬rated housing and the foul streets which have been jleft to these foreign groups by the outward move- jment of the city’s American families. Nearby you 1.can visit the Ghetto — thriving outdoor markettypical of Russian Jewish customs, colorful, alive,noisy, thrilling, as its hundreds of merchants plytheir trades, hawk their bargains, and press uponyou articles which they have for sale.lit is a gaunt, strained city in which you arestudying. Leave its Gold Coast boulevard at a^oint near the Drake Hotel some day, and walk•We4t on Oak or some adjoining street. Withinblocks you will Have stepped into anotherworld, you will have left the street of mansions;,ancl entered the street of tenements and human'^privation. You will be in Chicago s near NorthChicago’s slum districts, the center of thecity’s high delinquency rates, the area where fam¬ilies are crowded into flats and aged houses, theme'ighborhood where disease spreads easily andeconomic conditions reach their lowest ebb.. It is also a humorous, novel, ever different cityin which you seek your education. It is spotted jwith strange groups of people who discuss oddtopics and say startling things, who meet in gar¬ret rooms and bohemian tea shops. Seek out some ' 1 liiese haunts ot artists and ‘ radicals, some oitiie. e Dii Pickle ciubs and Bug House squares,. me ui inese meetings of communists and hoboc«.>lieges, some of these amusing side shows of thev.iy s lile v\hich abound on its West Madison streeta;i iis near North side.But then, this city is also a center of much that> hue and cultural, much that is educational andvaluable. It is the strange University student whoQoes not, early in his academic career, become fa-niiiiai with the institutions which make ChicagoI ouifctanding as an educational center. In the list' Ok those to which the intellectually curious indi¬vidual should make his way are the natural his-^ vuy and art museums on the lake front, the newI planetarium and aquarium nearby, the Board ofTrade building with its visitor’s gallery that over¬looks the trading floor, the Academy of Sciences,and many others., 1 hese are the areas and the institutions of alarge city which offer to a college student who hascome to a metropolitan center for his educationI an enviable opportunity not available to studentsegistered at universities in small towns. Theyi are opportunities of which we may well avail our-i selves, for it is only by securing a picture of suchj phases of urban life that we can obtain a realconception of the problems of society that ourtext books and our instructors would have us un¬derstand.Chicago’s neighborhoods should be looked up¬on by University students as laboratories of offer- |ing challenging opportunities for study, research, jand investigation, no matter what the individual s |field of academic specialization may be. Chicago’s jcultural institutions and centers should be lookedupon as rare opportunities for rounding out an |education of which only the basic factors can be jprovided by the classroom.—W. E. T. jI The Travelling Bazaar !I By Charles Newton, Jr. and John Holloway |. . . COMMEXT ON SENIOR INTELLIGENCE ...Read your Daily Maroon, and you’ll know who jMaxine Creviston and Bill Walling are. If you |know already, you probably think they are prettybright, or have ability, or something. |You’re wrong. It’s a stupendous hoax. Be¬cause Maxine and Bill went to take a make-upexam in Marquette’s course in Advertising. Theygot the exam, ^at down, and worked earnestlyfor one solid hour. At the end of that timeMarquette came in and snapped his fingers.“Shucks,” he said; “I’ve made a mistake. That’san exam in Marketing you’ve been writing.”. . . . RANDOM ....Kay Collins and Millie Hackl have beenpickled for weeks. Kay and Millie, we shouldadd, are two tiny about-tc-be pigs. . . . BernieWien secured them through his medical connec¬tions, put them in a jar of alcohol, painted Kay’sand Millie’s names on the outside, and presentedthem. . . .Prof. Moore (Ethics) astounded his class theother day by suddenly saying, “AA D, ladies andgentlemen, YOU could not drink Socrates underthe table.” ... Is that Ethical? . . . Thereis a Mr. Flowers in the Botany Department.... It was the same department that got outa book seme time ago called “The Evolution ofSex in Plants.” When proofs of the jacket cameback from the University Press, it developed thatan “1” had been left out. . . .Louie Ridenour writes Merwin Rosenberg thatat California Tech ”... a woman ... is astrange animal, seldom seen and never spokento,” He goes on to afi'irm that he hasn’t had adate for seven weeks, and isn’t likely to haveone for seven weeks to come. . . .Do you know anything about Pasadena? Doyou remember Louie? . . . Do you believe him?Last Friday, at eleven o’clock, a freshmanAstronomy class was due in a certain room inRyerson. ... At the appointed time they gath¬ered on the first floor, and after a bit of millingaround started up the steps. . . . Well, youknow how crowds are. Before they had time tothink, they found themselves on the roof, allexposed-like. . . . We have interviewed threeof them with care. All of them state tliat theyfelt sort of silly. . . .Times aren’t what they were. . . . Every nowand then we think of the happy crowd on a boatto Europe who decided, late in the night, thatche fish must be tired, swimming around in allthat wet ocean; and who threw overboard alxmtfive hundred dollars’ worth of chairs so that thefishes could sit down. . . . And then we drawourselves up and tear off a great big sneer formodern degeneracy. . . . We’re not what ourprecursors were. . . .A Mr. Christ gives a course in some sort ofBusiness Law. Naturally, it is a serious subjectwhich demands seemly conduct on the part ofthe students; and naturally, Mr. Christ was of¬fended when, right in the middle of a dignifiedlecture, Eddie Geagan burst into loud laughter.Mr. Christ delivered a reprimand. . . . Mr.Geagan, because he hates to see a good thingspoiled, could not tell him that he was laughingat the spectacle of a squirrel which had enteredthe window and was busily eating an eleganttopcoat, . . . 'Annual AlummI Banquet Rous^Team to Battle(Continued from page 1)gaged in some very clever repartee.Speaking about his own situationat the University, Stagg had this tosay: “Maybe I won’t be here again.That’s all right with me. I’ve servedmy time and I’ve done my best. If itis the will of the University and mysuccessor that I retire. I’ll go backto the farm. It doesn’t matter to mewhere I’m located. I expect to livemy life with the boys. My idealsalways has and will he to build men.I have always tried to bring out thebest in a boy, even though I had tobe mean sometimes; but behind mymeaness has always been kindness.”' Today on theI OnadranglesThe Daily MaroonNight editor for the next issue:Robert Herzog. Assistants: Gersonand Dorinson.Editorial staff meeting, at 3:30 inthe Maroon office.Music and Religious ServicesDivinity chapel, at noon in JosephBond chapel. Armistice Day ad¬dress, Dr. Paul Hutchinson, manag¬ing editor of the Christian Century,Organ music. Edward Eigenschenk,at 5 in the University chapeLDepartmental OrganizationsThe Scandinavian club. “Beauti¬ful Norway” (illustrated), A. E.Williamson, at 4 in Ida Noyes hall.The Department cf Military Sci¬ence and Tactics. Review and pa¬rade, at 3 in the 124th Field Artil¬lery armory, r)2nd street and CottageGrove avenue.Undergraduate OrganizationsFreshman council meeting, at noonin Ida Noyes hall.Transfer students dance, from 9to 11 in Ida Noyes theatre.Racquet club meeting, from 3 to 5in Ida Noyes gymnasium.MiscellaneousRadio lecture: “International Re¬lations. National Patriotism and theNation States,” Assistant ProfessorFrederick Schuman, at 11 over sta¬tion WM.AQ.Public lecture: “Causes of BankFailures—The Economist Speaks,”Professor Garfield Ccx, at 6:45 inFullerton hall of the Art Institute.Phonograph record concert, from12:30 to 1:15 in Social Science 122. ATHfNAEUMj Editor of The Daily Maroon:I Congratulations for the inaugura-j tion of this series of guest editorials.Professor Knappen’s editorial in to-I day’s Maroon presented with excel¬lent clarity the sharpest criticismwhich can be made against this in¬stitution. In the clever couplet whichj he quoted may be found the explan-j ation for almost all of the chargesI of apathy and lack of spirit with' which we are all so familiar.The charges are unquestionablyI true and can not be answered. Onej observation, however, may not bej amiss. The fault is not entirely withi the students. One of the primarylinks which the University attemptsi to establish between faculty and stu-j dents is by means of the various de-I partmental deans. These men, as Ii understand it, are intended to act as, advisors and counselors. But if onI the contrary, they shut themselvesj behind impenetrable office staffs and! allow their secretaries to “fix up aj program,” and if they are invariably; out or busy during office hours—1 then they tend not to build but to8:15 in International house theatre,followed by social dancing. destroy the contact for which theywere intended.Perhaps the new system has ef¬fectively remedied this situation.Perhaps the case of which I speak,is but an isolated exception. But formyself and for many of my fellowstudents Professor Knappen’s edi¬torial put into words what we havelong felt.M. S. W.%Learn to Dance Correctly—Takea Few Private LessonsTeresa Dolan Dancing School6307 Cottage GroveTel. Hyde Park 3080Hours 10 a. m. to 12 midnightWRIGHT HANDLAUNDRYREDUCED PRICES1315 East Fifty Seventh StreetPhone Midway 2073FOR COLLEGE GIRLSAprtll.JalrlMOSBR BUSINESS COLLBEB"n« aiMStM* CWlwaxAS • Vmtmntt! il—tislvr*lis tMth MUklfM Atmm, CMs^ra— 4S4Tonly...hts s tbrw Boothi’ IntsadT* oaeiM Jsr MM•MW Me M iSHiiif. Smd todsy nr Beuro^I atsrt Ortobsr 1. laaaMT LSUNDAY, NOVEMBER 13Music and Religious ServicesUniversity Religious Service, Vice-President Frederic Woodward, at 11in the I'liiversity chapel. Precededby organ recital by F'rederick Mar¬riott, at 10:30.Social EventsPsi LTpsilon dinner and openhouse, at 1:30.Alpha Sigma Phi informal Sundayevening dinner, at 7.MiscellaneousChanning club tea, Messrs. R. M.I Carleton and Maynard Van Dyke, at4,British club tea, frohi 4 to 6 in theReynolds club. HILL’S CAFETERIA1165-75 East 63rd St.Woodlawn's Leading CafeteriaDining Rooms - First and SecondFloorsGood Food at very ModeratePricesFINGER WAVE THAT COMBSWITH SHAMPOO50cKennedy Beauty Shop6351 Cottage Grove Plaza 10601455 E. 63rd St. Dorchester 3755CHARLIE’S TAILORING SHOPI.adirit' and Men’* Uoala Kriinrd with Your Uhoirr of Hizh GradeLining ; Including Uleaiiing and I’rraaing $SALL KIND.S OF ALTKKING, Tl XEl)Ot» Ol R SPECIALTY231 So. WrIU Street Room 201Webeler 3483WE ( ALL FOR AND DELIVERSpecial Discounts onGasolineSATURDAY, NOVEMBER 12MiscellaneousRiidio talks: “News fom the Quad¬rangles,” William V. Morgenstern, at8 a. m. over WMAQ; “The Professorat the Breakfast Table,” ProfessorEdgar J. Gccdspeed, at 9 a. ni. overWMAQ.Musical vesper service, the Avalona Capella choir, at 4:30 in the Uni¬versity chapel.Concert by Ukrainian chorus, at EXPERT GREASING and BRAKE SERVICECentral Filling Station5610 Harper AvenuePhone Fairfax 1250 CHICAGO, ILL.PHOENIX ARRANGED THE DETAILS! THANKS JOE ZOLINE!Welcome to Yankee DoodleHAROLD STOKES(Famous Composer aned NBC Orchestra Leaider)Tonight's Guest Star(Appears at Midnight)A college man for a college celebrity show! Stokesbroke into the ‘‘big time" after a celebrity appearancewhen at Washington U. Paul Whiteman saw him there!Tonight’s show shoul(d have memories! Others tonightinclude Milt Olin, piloting, along with Bud Brooks, ErnieBrown, Al Ten Eyke and other campus notables.YANKEE DOODLE INN1171 East 55 th StreetFairfax 1776CENTRALFrom NeighborhoodStationsNovember 12thLv. Central Station .7:15 a.m. (C.T.)Lv. 53rd Street . . . .7:25 a.m. (C.T.)Ly. 63rd Street . . . .7:30 a.m. (C.T.)Ar. Ann Arbor . . . 1:00 p.m. (E.T.) Sketches on PigskinLv. Ann Arbor . . . .5:13 p.m. (E.T.)Ar. 63rd Street . . .9:05 p.m. (C.T.)Ar. 53rd Street . . .9:08 p.m. (C.T.)Ar. Central Station . 9:20 p.m. (C.T.)Tickets also good going Fri¬day, Nov. llth, and for returnuntil Monday, ,Nov. 14th.$A.OO Round TripGood in Coaches.92 Round TripGood in PullmansSeat or Berth Charge Addition'll, ,IFcr particulars consult TicketAgent or phone Wabash 4900. Pompeo Giacomo Toigo wa.s bornin Italy, mined coal while he was inI high school at Bcnld, Illinois, andat present is the Old .Man’s scrappylittle end.Toigo came over to this countryjust after the War, enrolled in theBenld High schdol. During his highschool career, he picked up four let¬ters in football, three in track, andthen topped hLs athletic career offby working eight hours a night in acoal mine. In order to make timefor athletics, he had to take his work¬outs at noon. Toigo alternated atguard and tackle on the grid squad,and shotputted to win his otherawards.When he came to the University,he was still a guard, and he won hisnumerals as a freshman at that posi¬tion. The following year, the Old.Man started working him at end, butToigo also played some at guard.Last season as this year, he playedexclusively at end. His scrappinessand aggressiveness have alwaysmarked his playing, and he is fastand smart enough to get into theopposing team’s backfield to makefrequent tackles back of the line.Toigo is 5 feet 9 inches, weighs inat U>8, and is 22 years old....ischief dishwasher at the Men’s dor¬mitories. . . .still works in the minesduring the summer when they areopen and still picks up points for thetrack team in the shot.NOW PLAYING* /WL t^MP * ri4»^ HAL KEMPand his orchestraxvith anULTRA SMARTFLOOR snow' featuringDEANE JAMSChicago’s New Radio SensationPATRICIA STORMEurope’s Glorified DancerROSE AND RAY LYTEInternational Dance TeamContinuous Dancing and En¬tertainment from 6:30 p.m.Full Course Dinner$1^NO COVER CHARGEThe Blackhawk139 North Wabash Ave. XHIS picture will bring backmemories to a lot of people ofthe days when the boys wentmarching away with flags flyingand hands playing.Chesterfields were very popu¬lar with those men who went over¬seas. They were rookies” then.They’re "old vets” today. Andthat milder, satisfying Chester¬field flavor is still their steadychoice . . . after fifteen years! It was mildness that first at¬tracted smokers to Chesterfield.And it’s mildness and better tastethat is winning new friends forChesterfield today... all over thecountry.Next time you’re short of ciga¬rettes, ask for Chesterfields. Theysatisfied in ’17, and you can’tbeat ’em today.Chesterfield Radio /Vogram —Every iiifsht ex¬cept Sunday, Columbia coast-to-coasl Network.© 1932, Liggett & Myers Tobacco Co.hm ®nTHE FIRST UNITARIAN CHURCHWoodlawn Avenue at 37th StreetVON OGDEN VOGT, MinisterSUNDAY, NOVEMBER 13, 1932I I :00 A. M.—“Frustration and Victory,” by Dr. Vogt. orsljtpChurch of DisciplesUniversity Ave.-Fifty-seventh St.Edward Scribner Ames, MinisterBasil Fred Wise, Director ofMusicSunday, November 13, 193212:20 P. M,—Forum. Leader,Dr. Ames.byMrVR. W.'Cadetonand Mr. Maynard Van Dyke.'A Post Election Sermon,” Dr. G:00 P. M.—Wranglers: Teaand Program.11:00 A. M. — Sermon Topic:4:00 P. M.—CHANNING CLUB TEA. “Poems of Peace," Campaign-Ames.The Church ofThe Redeemer(EPISCOPAL)56th and BlackstoneRev. E. S. WhiteEpiscopal Student PastorSUNDAY SERVICESHoly Communion, 8.00 A. M.Choral Eucharist and Sermon,11:00 A. M.Evensong and Sermon, 6:00 P.M.Three services every week-^ay.Church open daily for prayer and-neditation. • St. Paul’s Church50th and DorchesterRev. George H. ThomasRev. Donald W. CrawfordSunday Service?'Holy Communion, 8:00 A. M.Ihurch School Service, 9:30 A.M.Mon.lng Service, 11:00 A. M.Evening Service, 5:00 P. M.Young People’s Society6-00 P. M. ATTENDTHE ,CHURCHES.THEY ARE, -AREINTERESTED 'INYOU. Page ThreeMaroon ElevenOptimistic OverMichigan Game(Continued from page 1)downs coming directly as the re¬sult of passes, and most of these be¬ing thrown by the brilliant HarryNewman. Newman has a great back-ticld and two outstanding ends forreceivers of his pas.ses, with Ever-liardu." rnd Regeezi at halves, Petos-’Kcy at fullback or end, and CaptainWilliamson and Ward at the wingWard, a sophomore, ju.st miss¬ed out for a place on the AmericanOlympic high jumping team lastsummer.Working out in the fieldhouse yes-‘erday, the Maroons rounded outtheir program of smoothing off oldplays and developing new ones withthe hope of being able to get thejump on the Wolverines tomorrow.After watching the freshmen run'hrough Michigan pas.s plays in dum¬my scrimmage, the Chicago outfitwent through their own repertoire.The Pittsburg squad, enroute to Ne¬braska, worked out in the fieldhouseyesterday until the Maroons cameout. and then went out in the prac¬tice field.Leave Later— and —Arrive Home Earlierby usingMICHIGAN MAROON HARRIERSWill MEET STATENORMAL TOMORROW THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY. NOVEMBER II, 1932iHil -•■'1 1 T- ■ I ' I ' I I - - ■The Maroon cross country teamwent through its final workout yes¬terday in preparation for the threeand one half mile dual meet tomor¬row with the Illinois State Normalharriers at Bloomington, Illinois.Braving the rain and sleet thathas swept the city for the last week,Maroon thinclads traversed the oneand one half course in W’ashingtonpark every day this week in prepar¬ation fcr tomorrow’s meet. IllinoisState Normal will present some bfthe stiffest competition that CoachNed Merriam’s men have yet en¬countered this year inasmuch as theNormal crack squad of last year hasnot lost a man for cross country par¬ticipation.Last year Normal defeated theMaroons, and this year are makinga strong bid for the championship,having already defeated MichiganState’.s team which last year won itsdistrict championship. Hutton, Wal¬lace, and Fricke, fleetest runners ofthe Bloomington outfit for two years,have been running the three and one-half miles between eighteen and nine¬teen minutes.Simon and Richardson will be ex¬pected to carry most of the burdenfor the Maroons. In the meet againstPurdue last Saturday, Simon crossedthe distance in 19:17 while Richard¬son finished in 19:25. V’arkala,Moore, Milow, Groeb^ and Fair¬banks, who have been running thedistance in around twenty minutes,will comprise the rest of the teamto face the Normal harriers.tTV' • ^ *»»•>THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER II, 1932SOCIETYbyElizabethThis looks like a pretty gay week¬end around the campus, even withso many of the campus lights fol¬lowing the team to Ann Arbor.Probably everyone at home willgather around the radios of the ChiPsi, Alpha Delt, Z. B. T., and KappaNu’s and sip tea and feel cheery andwarm listening to the game, as these ifraternities are carrying on withopen houses Saturday afternoon.Sunday the Dekes will give theirevery-other-Sunday tea, and the PsiU’s are having a dinner and openhouse. People who don’t make thesecan go to church and make theirSunday tour of the Art Institute,because there aren’t going to be any Ifraternity parties Saturday night tow'ear us down and make us feel that iSunday is the one day of the week(not counting Monday) which should ;be left out of the calendar.Friday night the Chi Rho Sigmasare giving a dinner-dance at theDrake. That same night the Inter- jcollegiate group of the Y. W. C. A. :is holding a dance at Ida Noyes for jtransfer students. It’s their firstdance, and will be a real mixer. Thereport is that loads of men havebought tickets, and now the task is 'to get the women to come. Then, !of course, at midnight there’s Milt iOlin’s celebrity-show dowm at Yan- ikee Doodle. And so things aren’treally so bad for this week-end, evenif you can’t go up to Ann Arbor andget your feet frozen. jAnd by the way, don’t forget the ;Interclub Fashion Show next Wed- inesday. Everyone will be there, and |we can then decide definitely whichof the French couturiers w^on in thishigh and low waist-line controversy.Privately, we hope that Patou loses.I have just a couple more item"for you. Last Saturday Wyvern gavea Mothers’ tea at Jerry Smithwick’shouse, and Thursday a cozy at Dor¬othea Smith’s.And what do you think, what doyou suppose? Alice Ransom Eliot,a Mortar Board of the class of ’29,is doing settlement work in the steel-mill district.If this week-end doesn’t appeal toyou we advise either studying foryour mid-terms—or, if you simplydon’t do that kind of thing, gettinglots of healthful sleep so that youwill be all ready for the partiesscheduled for next week-end.Sharp Plans Year’s iProgram of Events!(Continued from page 1)ter prices and quality by means ofdirect contracts wdth corporationshandling bands and places fordances.The Committee will have the pow¬er to determine the general socialpolicies to be applied to any Univer¬sity function, public or private, butit will not interfere in the carryingout of private or graduate affairsexcept where enforcement of therules and regulations set forth bythe Dean’s office is considered nec¬essary.Freshman orientation is not con¬sidered by Sharp to be within theprovince of the Committee exceptin sponsoring social affairs such asmixers to acquaint the freshmen witheach other and the University atlarge.Sharp’s program for the SocialCommittee has been approved byWilliam E. Scott, assistant to theDean of Students, and will go beforethe Student Committee on StudentAffairs Monday.CLASSIFIED ADSWANTED—Students to take or¬ders for Christmas cards from sam¬ple books or boxed assortments At¬tractive line. Liberal commission.Woodworth’s, 1311 E. 57th St. Openevenings.Tune In OnHARRY SOSNIKand His Orchestra rSUNDAY EVENING |at 8:30 P. M.On Station WGN |To Hear theINTERFRATERNITY |BALL ORCHESTRA i 0WhenInter-clubLeads theI-F Ball\Campus will find a unique dominant noteset by the two leaders .... For Betty andEleanor have just come from Field’s AfterFive Room, where the most daring offormal wear Is assimilated with the mostfeminine of tastes Whether yourEl.EANOR WILSON in slinky white satingown^ with ^^unique low-cut back”. BET'EY TRESSLER in a luscious y black velvetevening gowtiy and ”newest of formal jackets.”Thanksgiving Eve is to hearken back toa Puritan holiday, or if you plan to antic¬ipate centuries of progress. Field’s AfterFive Room is designed to cooperate withyou. It’s on the sixth floor, and it’s pricerange starts at $15.—Written by Ruth Willard.MARSHALLFIELD &COMPANY