7Vol. 33. No. 18. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY. OCTOBER 28, 1932 Price Three CentsMAROONS EXPECTWIN IN ILLINOISGAME TJMORROWZimmer Definitely Outof Came; SummersMay Return Symphony to BeginConcerts TuesdayTheChicago LineupIllinoisBellstrom le Straw(assels It CummingsZenner Ig Kowal.skiI’ai'sons c Bloom.Maneikis rg BodmanJ Spearing rt GraggToigo re SchustekSahlin qb Berry (c)Flinn Ih FroschauerBirney (c) rh YanuskusPage fb WalserIt may be Stajfff against Zuppkefor the last time Saturday as Illi-n()i.< comes to Sta^pr field for thethirty-seventh trame in the lonp seriesbetween the two teams.The Old Man’s brilliant .Maroonwhirlwind are confident that theywill take tomorrow’s prame, althoughthey enter the (fame with two oftheir best backs on the sidelines,i’ete Zimmer, bip threat of the Ma-roon’.-^ offense, is definitely out, andlate yesterday. Doc Molander was.-till uncertain as to whether or notA\ Summers’ infected lep would comearound sufficiently to let him play.The la>JS of these men means thatthe .Maroon’s two best passers willhe out, but Pat Pape and CaptainDun Birney may be able to carrythe a.ssipnment successfully.Maroont’ Line StrongThe Midway squad’s stronp line-hould have no trouble with Illinois’paper forward wall. Both Michiganand Northwe.stem have ripped themini line to shreds for sizable gains,and the Maroon backs should alsopick up considerable yardage in thisway. However, the Illini are not de- The Chicago Symphony Orchestrawill present the first of the 1932-33series of campus concerts next Tues¬day at 4:15 in Mandel hall. FrederickStock will conduct.Smetana’s “Bartered Bride’’ over¬ture, Dvorak’s “New World’’ sym¬phony, “Till EulenspiegcT’ byStrauss, and the Bacchanale and Fi¬nale from the overture to Wagner’s“Tannhauser” are listed on the pro¬gram.Four symphony concerts and tworecitals will be presented by the Uni¬versity Orchestral Society during theyear. The recitals will be given bythe Society of .4ncient Instruments,featuring instruments and compos¬ers seldom heard.Season tickets for students are intill available at the reduced rates I PEP RALLY, PARADE,PRECEDE FRESHMANDANCE IN IDA NDYES TICRET SALE DPENSTDDAY FDR CONCERTTO AID RELIEF FOND Chapel SpeakerCider and Doughnuts to be j Over 400 Seats AlreadyServed at Party in ; Reserved: Lopez andCloister Club | Orchestra PlayThe usual excitement and enthusi¬asm shown on campus every year be¬fore the Chicago-Illinois game willbe augmented tonight as the hordeof Illini coming up for the contestjoin with University students in ahuge pep meeting winding up witha hard times costume party in theCloister club of Ida Noyes hall at8:30.The affair is being offered to theof three, four, and six dollars. These i campus as the initial effort of thetickets are tax-exempt. Tickets for j newly organized Freshman Men’s andfaculty members are priced at five, {Women’s councils, and the entiresix and eight dollars, w’hile tickets [ University is invited to both the pepfor the general public are seven, | meeting and the dance.eight, and ten dollars. Keep Up Enthusiasm! In an effort to keep up with thej enthusiasm which began during theI Indiana game last week over the Old With reservations for over 400seats already made, tickets will be.put on sale all over the campus to¬day for the concert to be given byVincent Lopez, famous orchestraleader, in Mandel hall November 4for'the benefit of the Student Re¬lief h’und. This first campus appear¬ance of Lopez and his orchestra issponsored by The Daily Maroon.Will Sell BoxesTickets, which are priced at 35cents, w’ill be on sale at all fratern¬ity houses and in all women’s clubs,at the men’s and women’s residencehalls, the University and Wood¬worth’s bookstores, the Reynoldsclub and Ida Noyes hall, at the In¬formation office, and at the Maroonoffice, room 7, Lexington hall. Boxesfor six will be held for three dollars HOOVER IS WINNERIN NATION-WlOEUNIVERSITY POLLRoosevelt Trails Rivalby 12,000:64,000Votes CastT\^ A *7 ‘.f I Man’s fighting football squad, the ' each.xWtZitOinTyf 'Freshman councils have arranged | The concert is being managed by! for a torch light procession to begin j the Maroon organization as the firstto Lecture Here\ at 7:30 from Bartlett gym. The par-j of a number of campus activitieslade will be led by a motorcycle !which will be sponsored by variousi police escort and the University | organizations foi- the benefit of the Stephen S. WiseTalks in ChapelSunday MorningHarper Assembly room. The lectureswill extend over a period of twoweeks.Professor Nicoll has written anumber of books on the study of the jpending on their line on offense, aliil Berry and Pete Yanuskus, both Nights of the series in his lecture on 'ta.<t men, make most of the Orange I Punch and Judy shows. jand Blue gains on long end runs and “Revival of the Drama’’ is the sub- jpa.-.-es. The Illinois passing attack isj jedt for Monday afternoon, Novem-i|)robably as dangerous as was In-| ber 14. Tuesday, November 15, at jProfessor Allardyce Nicoll of the j band, with car^ carrying the Maroon [relief fund, which will be establishedUniversity of London, an authority j football team following after the I to aid needy students. Edgar Gold-on English drama, will deliver a j band. The Illini will join in with Ma- smith, business manager of the Ma-series of six lectures on contemporary j foon adherents picked up on the way j roon. is co-chairman in charge of theh'nglish drama beginning Monday, in j to a huge bonfire in Jackman field at business management of the concert;59th and Kenwood. i Warren Thompson, editor-in-chief, is_ . I co-chairman in charge of publicity.Decorate Club I »« • r j a-jMusic rederation AidsThe Cloi.ster club will reflect Hal- In an interview yesterday Gold-lowe’en as the crowd moves from the smith stated: “It is largely throughdrama in England from the Restora- i pep meeting to dance for the eve- the generosity of James C. Petrillo,tion to the present day, and has made | ning to the music of Roger Boylan’s president of the Chicago Federationa study of the survival and preserva- orchestra. Hard times costumes are of Musicians,tion of the popular ancient drama the order of the evening, and cider ment of the Congrof the middle ages to modern times, [and doughnuts will be served over are able to present this concert forThe first lecture will deal with |an old bar. {such a worthy cause.’’“General Conditions of the Drama inEngland.’’ “Illegitimate Drama’’ will , Chase Gives First of Six.Nicoll will present one of the high- ! Herbert Hoover, Republican, ob¬tained a lai-ge plurality over all can¬didates in the national college presi¬dential straw vote, according to re¬ports received by The Daily MaroonI last night. These tabulations of thepresidential preferences of univer¬sity students in the entire country,secured by campus newspapers thisweek, corroborated The Daily Ma¬roon’s poll in giving Hoover a plur¬ality, but the national results didnot give second place to NormanThomas, as did the poll of The DailyMaroon on this campus.The straw vote returns from twen¬ty-three colleges and universitieswere wired to The Daily Maroon lastnight.The total vote, numbering oversixty-four thousand, was distributedas follows:Herbert Hoover—31,863.Franklin D. Roosevelt—19,590.Norman Thomas—11,863.William Z. Foster—860.Divide 23 CollegesFor the purposes of tabulation,Rabbi Stephen S. Wise, Ph. D.. co-chairman of the Citizens’ Committeewhich forced the Seabury investiga¬tion and the subsequent hearing andresignation of Mayor Walker, will beguest speaker at the Sunday morning ' the twenty-three colleges and uni¬religious service at 11 in the Uniyer-I ^ersities that cooperated this weeksity chapel. Dr. Wise is rabbi of the the poll were divided geographic-Free Synagogue of New Yor)<. and ally m the groups East, Middleis foremost among Zionist leaders in ^^®t, Far West, and South. The see¬the country. jtional vote brings out many interest-. , . -.tu *1. 1 sidelights. The eastern vote, asAs co-chairman with the Reverend ! • , . , . . .^ ^ ,,... , might be expected, ran three to oneand of the manage-i ® aynes o mes o e i izens Hoover. But in the far west,Congress hotel that wc i inves iga et an whose support Roosevelt is bas-reported the corruption in New York[municipal affairs, Rabbi Wise ad-I dre.ssed a letter to Governor Frank¬lin D. Roo.sevelt stating the results 1of the investigation, and demanding iMayor Walker’s removal. Governor^ -m -r -m -m -AT- t ./-k i Roosevelt rebuked the chairmen in i , , j t>Student Lecture Talks November 8 \»><<-•‘*<^"8 ^piy, m which he a..i<e,i i™'«' ““''ysupporting much of his hope for victory,ran almo.st as strongly for Hooveras the “conservative East.’’ Judgingfrom the southern ballots, Mr. Hoov¬er’s chances are as slim in that sec¬tor as ever. The southern collegesStudent Lecture Service an- Tyij-g John Matter, Mr. and Mrsnounces its list of patrons and pa I them to stop meddling with the goodj name of the city.I Aroused public opinion forcedliana’s, and will be the Maroon’s•hief worry.Anything Can Happen 4:30, Professor Nicoll will speak on I tronesses for the .series of six lec-‘‘Modern Tendencies of the Drama | tures, which it has named up to thein England.’’ He will conclude his | 'pjjp Y^,j]]. , .. .lectures that evening at 8 with a'If ( hiciigos starting backhe d can ; “Development of the Pic-last throughout the game, with help p Stage.’’from George Mahoney, Ed Cullen, ; ^and Bernie Johnson, the Maroons i O C117CI Ishould live up to the dope, and take 4U LlOvaO Hoover Leads in WestThe middle western students dis¬tributed their votes much more even¬ly among the three leading candi-the game. But anything can and doeshappen in Chicago-Illinois games.The .Maroons took it easy in prac¬tice yesterday, and after studyingdiagram^ of Illinois’ plays used thisyear, went through plays from thewhirlwind .-hift. No scrimmage washeld. The Chicago squad has not hada great deal of hard work ah week,and with all minor injuries comingaround, the squad is in good shapetor the game. be presented by Stuart Chase, wellknown author and economist, on No- .vember 8.The lecture series has attractedpersons prominent both on campus i sor of Economics, has been chosen toand in Chicago society circles. Season | introduce Mr. Chase’s lecture. Mr.IX still available and may be Gideonse was an a.ssociate profe.‘'.sorVJNI V ERSIT I ijOO j purchased at the box office in Man- of Economics at Columbia Univer-[del Cloisters from 11-2 daily. Among | sity until 1926, and then did gradu-Switzerland.The University menagerie, forCOLLECTION OF the Republican legislature to appointBertram Nelson. Frank H. O’Hara, Hoffstadter Committee, withMr. and Mrs. Joseph E. Otis, Mr. and I Seabury as counsel, which !than in other sections although.Mrs. W. E. Scott, Mr. and Mrs. Sid-! L.yn(i,.med the findings of the Citi-| hoover holds a comfortable lead.FI'-.V B. Snow, Ml', and Mrs. Lloyd liens’ (aimmittec*, and required the j The total vote of the eastern sec-R. Steere, Mr. and Mrs. James Stif-’ (j„vernor to hold a hearing, in the tion was 25,801, distributed as foller. Miss Helen Walton, .Mr. and , of which xMayor Walker re-Mrs. R. C. Woellner. i signed.Harry Gideonse, assistant profes- itronesses, up to date, are: Miss So-years an important tiut little-pu >-j Breckinridge, J. Harlanlicized adjunct of medical research. | pjxier,will undergo one of its periodic aug- Harvey A. Carr, Mr.mentations tomorrow when fOFty as- | ^sorted canines arrive from the ChiPonies, Kappa Sigs,Barbs, Win LivelyIntramural Games cago pound. The dogs are purchasedat from $1 to $2.50 apiece.In the last few months, accordingto George Marchmark, zookeeper,the dog pound people have becomelax in the prosecution of theirduties and beasts are scarce. Theresult is that the price has risen,and, with the depleted state of theUniversity budget, research activ- Carroll, Paul Douglas, Mr. and Mrs.Fred Eastman, Mr. and Mrs. DavisEdwards. Mr. and Mrs. Emery Filbey,Mr. and Mrs. Charles W. Gilkey, Mr.pa- ate work at Geneva.Since 1930 he has been connectedwith the University and has servedas American editor of the RevueEconomique Internationale.The second lecture of the serieswill be given by Julian Huxley onNovember 16. This will be Mr. Hux¬ley’s only Chicago appearance. Hecollaborated with H. G. Wells inand Mrs. Cyrus G. Hill, Mrs. An- writing the “Science of Life,’’ thetext of the Biological Sci¬ence survey course. Mr. Huxley’ssubject will be “The Scientist inSoviet Russia.”drew Hirschl, Mr. and Mrs. Charles11. Judd, Mr. and Mrs. F. A. Kings¬bury, Jerome Kerwin, J. C. Kennan,Mr. and Mrs. Shailer Mathews, Mr.On the touchball field yesterday,the Ponies defeated the LambdaChis, 12-0: the Kqppa Sigs won from j ities on dogs have had to be cur-the Zeta Betes, 1^-7; the Barb.® beat | tailed.the Ramblers, 6-0; and the Phi Deltsidayed with the Tau Delts to a 12-12tie.The Kappa Sig game was featuredby a lively comeback from the ZetaBetes. In the last minute of play. Dogs are not the only animalscared for by Mr. Marchmark’s staffof assistant zookeepers. There aremonkeys, rats, mice, guinea pigs,chickens, turtles, frogs and variousother specimens of marine, terres- SALE OF SEASONDRAMA TICKETSBEGINS MONDAY TWENTY CAMPUSSOCIALISTS JOIN‘HUNGER'MARCHZeta Beta Tau tried a triple pass, trial, and aerial life. The monkeys" 'are bought in New York, and costabout $20 apiece. The frogs and micecome from the southern states.which if completed, would have tiedthe game. Beatty played well forKappa Sigma, scoring both touch¬downs for his team.Krulevich starred for the Ponies,making one of their two touchdowns,while McCauIay played a good gamelor the opposing team. The defen.®'of both the Ponies and the I^ambdaChis was strong, especially againstaerial attack. The Ponies still standundefeated in the Intramural Touch-ball Tournament.The Barbs, also an undefeatedteam, won from the Ramblers, 6-0 “Songfellows” HereYankee Doodle’s second “CelebrityNight” will be held tonight with the“Songfellows,” popular radio enter- |tainers, as the featured atti’action.Again the affair will be held at mid¬night in the nameless campus room,which was crowded last week withteam, won irom cne naiuoiers, 0-0. , firstGrossman made the lone touchdown j i T 't Nitrht ”tor the victors. “Crfeb'-'ty ^tsht.Milt Olin will again officiate asmaster of ceremonies and ErnieThe Phi Delts and Tau Delta Phifought out an overtime game to a12-12 tie. Goodstein and Sherwinscored for the Tau Delts. The Dramatic Association will give ' A delegation of twenty membersthe campus at large a chance to be- : of the Thoma.s-for-President Clubcome season sponsors when it places will join the “hunger march” thatseason tickets on sale next week in i will convene at the City Hall Mon-Cobb hall. The tickets will be on sale day morning to ask the city for un¬daily from Monday through Friday | employment relief. An official of theat a table placed at the foot of the i organization stated, “Here is ourstairs. For $2.50 the purchaser will | chance to show that we mean ac- ^be entitled to choice seats at any | tion. We call upon all students toperformance of the six productions I get in touch with us and join in thisof the association. | march. Help us in this constructiveThe Association will present its [work!”first production of the year, “The I The seven Thomas-for-PresidentPerfect Alibi,” a mystery comedy by [ Clubs established at the various col-A. A. Milne, prolific British author, j leges in the city will each have a ^All STAGG PETITIONSTO BE SENT TOHUTCHINS’ OFFICEThe series of petitions which hasbeen circulated during the jiast twoweeks asking that Amos .41onzoStagg be retained as coach of theMaroon football team next year willbe presented to the President’s of¬fice today.More than three hundred Univer¬sity students have affixed their sig¬natures to the petitions, includingmen in twelve fraternities, and mem¬bers of the freshman and varsityfootball teams. The petition.® havebeen cii'culated largely through theefforts of the Psi Upsilon and Dekefraternities.The petitions ask that the new di¬rector of athletics Thomas N. Met¬calf, who has the authority to namethe next Maroon-football coach, ap¬point Stagg to succeed himself.Stagg, it is well known, desires morethan anything else to stay on at theUniversity, although he has receivedoffers recently from three different.schools to coach.Metcalf has signified that he willmake his decision knowm in thespring. lows:Hoover—1 5,075, Roosevelt—5,102,Thomas—6,325, Foster—715.The Middle West divided its totalvote of 14,906 as follows:Hoover—7,580, Roosevelt—3,678,Thomas—3,408, Foster—240.The far West voted:Hoover—4,769, Roosevelt—1,827,Thomas—-1,233, Foster—91.The South maintained the oldSouthei'n tradition by voting over¬whelmingly for Roosevelt. The countwas:Hoover—1865, Roosevelt—7,605,Thomas—857, Foster—62.Neutron CorrectionAlthough William D. Harkins, pro¬fessor of chemistry, suggested thename “Neutron” for the elementmade up of electrically neutralnext Thursday, Friday and Saturday, ! delegation in the demonstration. All | atomic nuclei, he did not, as has beenNovember 3, 4, and 5.The Freshman plays. which are other University students desirousof being in the parade can do so bypresented annually in order to bring getting in touch with Herman Wolf,out the dramatic ability of members Midway 6994.of the entering class, have gone intoactive rehearsal, and will be pre-Brown will also perform. Both men j sented November 16 and 17. Admis-are Blackfriar stars. sion is by invitation only. stated in The Daily Maroon, discov¬er the element. Professor Harkinspointed out yesterday that Dr. Chad¬wick of Cambridge first made the dis- Traditions, Cultureof Chinese Seen onReconciliation TourThe organization also announces a covery. However, Professor Harkinsfinal wind-up rally mass-meeting in ' and Lord Rutherford, working inde-Mandel Hall, Nov. 3 at 8'in the eve- pendently, first predicted the exist-i ning. ' ence of neutrons in 1920. Chinese culture and tradition,Chinese life in America, and the in¬fluence of American culture uponthe Chinese people living in Chicagowill be the topics discussed and in¬vestigated tomorrow by the Recon¬ciliation Tour. Students interested inmaking this tour are asked to meet at2:30 in the Chinese section cd theField Museum..4 guide will lead the party throughthe Chinese exhibits where evidencesof the anthropological, historical andphilosophical background of theChinese people may be observed. At3:30, there will be an open discus¬sion of “The Changing Civilizationof China” led by a Chinese scholar,Nelson Yu, in the small hall of theMuseum.Dinner at Won Kow’s Chinese res¬taurant will precede a trip throughChicago’s “Chinatown” where thepattern of a culture group is shownin all its many aspects. The groupwill visit the Kuo Min Tang Hall,the headquarters of the Chinese Na¬tionalistic party in (Chicago and themillion dollar city hall of the OnLeong Tong, in which a shrine, aschool and ai), art museum arehoused.• U 41.1. •'Hi/ rl 1Page Two THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY. OCTOBER 28. 1932iatlg iiaraonFOUNDED rtJ 1901The Daily Maroon is the official student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicago, published mornings except ‘^turday,Sunday, and Monday during the autumn, winter, and springquarters by The Daily Maroon Company, 6831 University avenue.Subscription rates: $2.50 a year ; $4 by mail. Single copies:three cents.No responsibility is assumed by the University of Chicagofor any statements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or fcr anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the post-office at Chicago, Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.BOARD OF CONTROLWARREN E. THOMPSON, Editor-in-ChiefEDGAR L. GOLDSMITH, Business ManagerRUBE S. FRODIN, JR., Managing EditorJOHN D. CLANCY, JR., Circulation ManagerMAXINE CREVISTON, Senior EditorJAMES F. SIMON, Senior EditorCHARLES NEWTON, JR., Student PublisherASSOCIATE EDITORSJane Biesenthal Robert HerzogMelvin Goldman David C. LevineWilliam Goodstein Edward W'. NicholsonBetty Hansen Eugene PatrickBUSINESS ASSOCIATESWalter L. MontgomeryEdward G. Schaller Vincent NewmanSOPHOMORE ASSISTANTSJohn BardenTom BartonNorman BeckerRuth Belllola ChassonDavid CookClaire Danzigt-rGtHirge DasbaehJack DilleAmos Dorinson Noel GersonGrace tiregoryRobert HasUrlik.Morton HechtHelen HiettR.cnard HookerHoward Hud.sonDavid KutnerI'anriy Ix'vatinDoiolhy Loeb Dan MacMasterDugald McDougallMary Louise MillerRobert O.shinsHoward RichSue RichardsonJeanette RifasJeannette SteinWilliam TraynorP'lorence WishnickNight Editor: Edward W. NicholsonAssistants: Rich and TraynorFriday, October 28, 1932THE ANNUAL PROBLEMThe Cap and Gown staff has taken the warpathagain. Its editors have declared once more thatunless support of the book is definitely demon¬strated by the student body, there will be no 1933Cap and Gown.The statement sounds strangely familiar. Werecall one much like it last year. And the yearbefore.The pathetic aspect of the situation is that theCap and Gown staff is absolutely justified in sayingthat it will not publish an annual for a campusthat refuses to purchase copies of the book. Nosane student publisher or editor would attempt toproduce a year book costing many thousands ofdollars in the face of the support that was accord¬ed that year book on this campus last year.There were four hundred copies of the 1932Cap and Gown sold through student channels. Thebook did not make money, and the staff was ableto pay its bills only because of extra copies pur¬chased by the University, the Athletic department,and similar non-student groups. The present staffof the Cap and Gown, pointing to the decreasedadvertising revenue that will' be available this year,and citing the rediculously small number of bookssold last year, has a perfect right to refuse to pub¬lish a 1933 annual for the University student body.However, the present staff, under the directionof John Weir and the members of his Board, iswilling to make the attempt if they can be positiveof 1,000 subscriptions to the book.The point is this: Those subscriptions must bepledged NOW. Students who declare they do notwish to subscribe to a book that they will not ob¬tain until next June are disregarding the fact thata project as extensive as the publication of a uni¬versity year book must begin early in the year, andcontracts must be signed for the engraving andprinting at once.That is why the Cap and Gown publishers to- |day issue the statement that they will' publish aUniversity year book if one thousand studentswant one—and indicate that they do by subscrib¬ing.That a university the size of this should be un¬able to have a year book because there are notone thousand students on its heavily populatedcampus who will pledge one dollar for a subscrip¬tion is almost amusing.This campus want a Cap and Gown. Therewill be no Cap and Gown — and there SHOULDbe no Cap and Gown, in all justice to the studentswho must sign contracts — unless University stu¬dents subscribe this week.—W. E. T. i WE VOTE TRUE TO FORMThe results of the national' collegiate poll aretabulated and 64,000 university students from allsections of the country have dutifully followed inthe footsteps of their fathers.On every side the college student has been re¬ferred to as a radical. Fingers have pointed withconcern at great chains of Socialist clubs in thecountry’s universities, and the most enthusiasticand active Socialists in America today are collegestudents.In the face of the noise and the publicity, manyadults have felt that university students as a wholewere drifting in the direction of this rising thirdparty.But it seems that this is not the case. The ma¬jority of us are jaccepting the political philosophyof the times and allowing ourselves to become in¬stilled with the creeds of the present generation.In a word, the college student of America wholives in the East and the West is voting Republican, jand those who live in the South are voting Demo¬cratic with a surprising conformity to the tradi¬tional political practices of their states for manyyears. iPerhaps it is right and proper that college stu- Idents should hold to the conservative beliefs of 'their fathers where politics are concerned. We canonly trust that this conformity, as expressed in thiscol'legiate poll, does not indicate that the nextgeneration of voters will also willingly accept theobvious weaknesses and farcical procedures whichpermeate the present political system.—W. E. T.! The Traveiling BazaarI By Charles Newton, Jr. and John Holloway- f TTf miimill WWa. . . AWOUXCEMEXT TO QUADRAXGLERS. . . .Wally Crume, you who played a dirty on uslast Wedne.sday, see Helen Baker at once. Askher what she said to us. Rememlier what youdone to us. Figure out the rest yourself. •. . . nOXE UP RROWX. . . .The Indiana lads don’t do things by halves.The Kappa Sig delegation from Bloomingtonmade a clean sweep of the week-end when theywere here. Losing the game wasn’t enough, evi¬dently, because Saturday night after the gamethey started downtown for a bit of a consolatoryrevel. Halfway down, they smashed up their car.Nothing daunted, they got in the one car re¬maining to them and set ou t again. They got down¬town and back in fair order. And the next morn¬ing, when they woke up, they found that one ofour citizens had filched their last car.They had to borrow one from a Chicago alum¬nus to get back to Bloomington.. . . RANDOM. . . .Milt Mayer, ex-columnist in this dirty rag andauthor of a Blackfriars show, has a story inboth Vanity Fair and Forum . . . Stoopnagle andBudd used three Phoenix jokes in their show atYankee Doodle . . . Strother Cary paid twice toget into the Blackstone at the Service Club party. . . Imagine a waiter seeing double that night . . .There’s lots of things you can do in a cellar. . . Eugene Staley did the original thing; hespent the summer in his cellar in Nebraska some¬where, w'riting a book on International F’inanceand War ... He should be told . . . Lord FrancisBacon, whose essays are classics of clarity, andwho was one of the brainiest men of his time,was completely incapable of handling his ownfinances. . . .Frank Harding evidently has Something thatcampus women aren’t sensitive to. At the ServiceClub brawl, two debutantes left their men flat tosit in the dressing-room and rave about him forhours . . . We report their exact words: “—themost adorable dimple! .... And those breath¬taking hips!—”Breath-taking hips! G^awd, Harding!Well well and damme if here isn’t a Quad story.... When Quadrangler gave its final dinner atthe Shoreland Sara Gwin nearly lost her heart.... You see, the Purdue team was stoppingthere that night . . . Sara was leaning over therail of the mezzanine, observing the bone andbrawn in the lobby. Gerry Mitchell passed by.Sara grabbed her and pointed out one of thelarger of the lads.“Look at that!” she burbled; “I hate to passup an opportunity like that.”How now, Quadrangler?Kay Trees and Jane Bradley are now bringingcute little lunch-boxes to school. They eat lunchin the circle every day. It’s to save on theallowance . . . Miss Bradley is recently of Hous¬ton, Buenos Aires, Washington, Ix)ng Island, andNewy York. . . . Bob Balsley and about eightothers serenaded Dorms at one-thirty one nightlast week . . . They were showered with cigar¬ettes; and to make sure, somebody threw downa load of matches. The Boys took the hint, sang“On the Steps of Psi U,” and moved on. . . .Betty Divine, who left us for Washington Uni¬versity at St. Louis, is coming back to see theIllinois game. . . . We were wrong about EdWoodhead: he does not comb his hair. . . . JerryMitchell’s waist measures twenty-five inchesaround. . . . Good luck, Kay Collins, with Flook. . . tell him you had no choice. . . . I Start Work on BookiFor 1933 Blackfriars!The 1933 Blackfriars show is teeth¬ing and starting to roll out of thecrib. The names of six books whichare now in the process of creationI were submitted yesterday to HenrySulcer, abbot of Blackfriars.Bill Harshe, famous columnist forthe Maroon, and Julian Jackson, form¬er Phoenix editor, are cooperating inwriting a show. Howard Dillenbeckand William Carroll, who have writ-iten sizeable portions of former Black¬ friars shows, • are also writing abook; as are Milt Olin, Blackfriarsstar; James Edmonds; Pete McEvoyand George VanderHoef; and Nor¬man Panama and Noel Gerson.All the shows must be in the handsof Henry Sulcer by January 1, 1933.This is an absolute deadline. FOR CXIL.L.EOE OlRLftonly.ConrAfMi i.jniylMOIBB BVSINBSS COLLBBB— — -| ■* —11« 0«nih MteUgu Aomm, OImmHw R«nSolpa ASATCHARLIE’S TAILORING SHOPLodirs* and Men’a Coats Reltncd with Your Choice of Hiyh GradeLininy; Inclndinc Cleaning and Presainy $5ALL KINDS OF ALTERING. TUXEDOES OUR SPECIALTY2S1 So. Weill Street Room 201Webater 3485WE CALL FOR AND DELIVERHATS OFF TO PHOENIX FOR NEGOTIATING THE DETAILS!WELCOMESONGFELLOWS!{Formerly knoivn as ‘*The King's Jesters" when they were with Paul Whiteman)GUESTS OF HONORTONIGHT(AT MIDNIGHT)YANKEE DOODLEAlso Milt Olin, Master of Ceremonies, Ernie Brown, Dave Jadwin,Wilma Wolf and other Campus CelebritiesYANKEE DOODLE INN1171 East 55 th StreetFairfax 1776{The Songfellows are now featured over SIIC)CHICAGO'S BRIGHTEST SPOTMeetin;^ Place of the foremost TheatricalStars...Worlds Fair Lif^htinj?... RadiumPaintinrls... Color Orf^an Dance Floor withsurface of Teak Wood and Ebony...NoCover ChorAe until 900 P. M.... Dinnerat the Hors d'Oeuvre Bar...$1.23 and $1.50Dinner in the ColleAe Inn...$2.00HOTEL SHERMAN ChicagoTHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 28, 1932 Page Threebm ®nTHE FIRST UNITARIAN CHURCHWoodlawn Avenue at 57th StreetVOK OGDEN VOGT, MinisterSUNDAY. OCTOBER 30. 19321 I :00 A. M.—“The Power That Worketh In Us,” Rev. Her¬bert Hitchen, of West Newton, Mass.4:00 P. M.—CHANNING CLUB TEA. “The Genius ofRupert Brooke,” by Rev. Hitchen. nrslftpChurch of DisciplesUniversity Ave.-iFifty-seventh St.Edward Scribner Ames, MinisterBasil Fred Wise, Director ofMusicSunday, October 30, 193211:00 A. M.—Sermon Topic:“Goals of the Church: Companion¬ship.” Dr. Ames.12:20 P. M.—“Local PoliticalIssues and Candidates,” Mrs. C.R. Wakeley. 5:30 P. M. — Wranglers: Teaand Program. Speaker: Prof. F.G. Ward, “The Bible’s Contribu¬tion to Contemporary Issues inReligion.”The Church ofThe Redeemer(EPISCOPAL)56th and BlackstoneRev. E. S. WhiteEpiscopal Student PastorSUNDAY SERVICESHoly Communion, 8.00 A. M.Choral Eucharist and Sermon,11:00 A. M.Evensong and Sermon, 6:00 P.M.Three services every week-day.Church open daily for prayer andneditation. Hyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Woodlawn Ave.Norris L. TibbettsRolland W. SchloerbMinistersSunday, October 3011:00 A. M.—Mr. Tibbetts.6:00 P. M.—The Young Peo¬ple’s Church Club meets in groupteas, followed by a discussionhour.8:00 P. M.—“Why Do PeoplePray?” Mr. Schloerb. St. Paul’s Church50th and DorchesterRev. George H. ThomasRev. Donald W. CrawfordSunday Services*Holy Communion, 8:00 A. M.'hurch School Service, 9:80 A.M.Morrdng Service, 11:00 A. M.Evening Service, 5:00 P. M.Young People’s Society6:00 P. M.crossto make aBETTE'Wherever you buyf Chesterfields,you get'them just as fresh asyou came by our^factory door(c) 1932. Liggett & Myers ToRacco Co.ERE are entirely different kinds of tobacco.Blend them and you get a different taste.Cross-Blend them and you get a better taste.While blending mixes the tobaccos together, Cross-Blending 'Velds^ and”joins^ their flavors into one.Imagine doing this with the world's finest cigarette tobaccos—many kindsof Bright tobacco, a great many types of Burley tobacco and numerousgrades of Turkish tobacco!What you have when you’ve finished is Chesterfield tobacco—better thanany one kind, better than a blend of all kinds—really a new kind of tobaccoflavor that’s milder, more fragrant and a whole lot more pleasing to the taste.(JkesterfieldCROSS-BLENDED for MILDER BETTER TASTE“Mikado,” FeaturingDeWoIf Hopper, IsSparkling Success Today on theBy DAVID C. LEVINE“The Mikado,” as people havebeen realizing at regular intervalsduring the last fifty years, is as finea light opera as the English languagepossesses. De Wolf Hopper’s corre¬sponding supremacy among English-speaking comedians has been anequally well-established fact for—well, almost as long. And just nowChicago is getting the rare treat ofseeing the two combined in H. C.Howard’s production at the ChicagoWomen’s Club theater.Mr. Hopper is, on the stage, a lawunto himself. He does things that noother comedian would dare to at¬tempt, and he does them with aston¬ishing success. In “The Mikado” heelicited gales of laughter with linesand stage business that were at leastas old as the art of comedy. Whenhe sang—or rather, half sang andhalf recited—his songs, the audi¬ence shook with silent laughter which(lid not become a roar only becauseno one wanted to mi.ss a word.The high point of the performance,a.«iide from Mr. Hopper’s curtain.speech between the acts, came Tviththe song, “The Flowers That Bloomin the Spring, Tra La.” Mr. Hopper.sang it three times in response torepeated applause. The tir.st twotimes he sang while sitting tailorfashion on the stage. For the thirdho stretched out full length on hisside, warmed his hands for a mo¬ment at the glow of the footlights,and proceeded with the song. .Andthen he left the stage by rolling, lit¬erally rolling, over and over into thewings. It was clowning—arrant, out¬rageous clowning, and seems ineied-ihle when described, but . . . watc-hDe Wolf Hopper do it!The acting and singing of the re.-tof the company was confined to moreconventional lines, although in thebest Gilbert and .Sullivan manner. Onthe whole, the singing was excellent-and much of it, was better thanthat. Yum-Yum (Lillian Glaser Hop¬per) and the Mikado (George Lane!both showed that they possess re¬markably fine voice.s. Dorothy Shure,))laying Pitti-Sing, afforded a good ex¬ample of the sort of spirit which per¬meated the whole production, for heracting indicated that she was enjoy¬ing the piece just as much as theaudience was.And after all, no one could haveappreciated it more than that.TOO MUCH INSULL INUS, STATES DR. AMES“Most people have too much of In-sull in them,” said Dr. F^dward S.Ames, pastor of the UniversityChurch of the Disciples of Christ inhis sermon Sunday morning.“Business lacks human kindness,”Dr. Ames declared, “and it has toomuch dishonesty and not enough lovefor, and desire to serve, humanity.”Dr. Ames, who is now sixty-threeycar.s old, celebrated on Sunday thebeginning of his thirty-fourth yearas pastor of the University Churchof the Disciples of Christ. The Daily MaroonNight editor for the next issue:David C. Levine. A.ssistants: RobertHasterlik and John Barden.Daily Maroon training school meetsat 4 in Eckhart 202.I FRIDAY, OCTOBER 28Music .-and Religious Services“Religion and the IntellectualLife: IV. Where Religion Goes iBe-' yond Reason.” Associate ProfessorHolman at 12 in Joseph Bond Cha¬pel.Organ Music at 5 in the UniversityChapel.Departmental OrganizationsScandinavian Club, Ida NoyesHall, at 4. “The Traveler in Den¬mark.”Public LecturesRadio lecture: “International Re¬lations. The Practice of Diplomacy.”Assistant Professor Schumann, Sta¬tion WMAQ. 11.Public lecture (downtown) : “Bank¬ing and the Federal Reserve.” As¬sociate Profe.«.sor Meech, at 6:45 inF'ullerton Hall, Art Institute.MiscellaneousCouncil of the School of Business.Dance in Ida Noyes Hall, 9 to 1.Orchestra rehearsal in Mandel hall,7 to 9.F're.^hman Fall F’rolic, parade fromBartlett, 7:30. Dancing at Ida NoyesHall. 8:30 to 12.Fblitoiial staff meeting, Cap andGown, at 12:45,SATURDAY, OCTOBER 29Radio Talks"New,- F"rom the Quadrangles.”Mr. William V. Morgenstern at 8.Station W.M.AQ."The Profe.s.sor at the BreakfastTable.” Professor Goodspeed at 9..Station W.M.AQ.MiscellaneousUniversity F’oothall (iame, Chi¬cago v.s. Illinois, Stagg F''ield, at 2.Chi Psi open house, 1 to 6..Al|)hu Delta Phi tea, 4 to G.Delta Tail Delta tea. 4 to 6.Kappa Sigma tea dance, 4:30 to6:30.Sigma .Alpha Epsilon tea dance, 4to 7.Delta Upsilon tea dance, 4:30 t(.6:30.Beta Theta Pi tea dance, 4:30 ti6:30.Phi Gamma Delta tea dance, 4:30to 6:30.Alpha Sigma Phi house dance, 10to 2.Phi Kappa Psi house dance, 9 to 2.Zeta Beta Tau open house, 4 to 6.House dance, 9 to 1.Kappa Nu open house, 4 to 6House dance, 10 to 2.Lambda Chi Alpha house dance, 9to 2.Psi Upsilon open house and te?|4 to 6.SUNDAY, OCTOBER 30Music and Religious Services“The Genius of Rupert Brooke,”Dr. Herbert M. Hitchens, at 4.Unitarian Parish House.Society of Friends-Quakers. Meet¬ing at John W’oolman Hall, at 10:45.Worship and Music.MiscellaneousDelta Kappa Epsilon tea, 3 to 6Kappa Nu alumni meeting athouse. 8 to 12.The University Religious Services.University Chapel, 11. Rabbi StephenS. Wise, Ph. D.LYON & HEALY PRE-ELECTION TUBE OFFER331/3%ALLOWANCEOn Your Old Radio Tubes—regardless of Age or Maketowards the purchase of newRCA RADIOTRONSBring them in today or call for one of our service men—and obtain a new set of tubes for one-third less. Thisoffer extends for a limited period only.Call—WABASH 7900LYON & HEALYWOODLAWN STORE:870 East 63rd StreetOpen EveningsPage ^ oiir THE DAILY MAROON, ERtDAY, OCTOBER 28j 1932CLASSIFIED ADSFOR RENTFURNISHED APARTMENTSAdjoining U. of C. very attractive4 room apt. all outside rms., light,quiet; refrig, accom. 4 individual,will arrange to suit. 922 E. 56th St.2nd apt. SOCIETY Sketches on PigskinbyElizabethCORPORATION OPENING SouthSide Studio for knitted sportswearand custom built dress and hats willinterview several girls for sales work.1318 Hyde Park Blvd. Apt. E 1.Drexel 7328. Call Friday for appoint¬ment. 1 This political situation is an in-' sidious business; it’s beginning toI blind me to the serious facts of lifej —the teas, dances, and freshman! parties; the things that make life! real and earnest.FOR RENT—Beautiful 2^^ roomapt. Gas. elec. frig. free. Rent reas.100 percent service. 5518 Ellis Ave.Agent on premises.FINGER WAVE THAT COMBSWITH SHAMPOO50cKennedy Beauty Shop6351 Cottage Grove Plaza 10601455 E. 63rd St. Dorchester 3755HILL’S CAFETERIA1165-75 East 63rd St.\Voodlaivn’s Leading CafeteriaDining Rooms - First and SecondFloorsGood Food at very ModeratePricesWRIGHT HANDLAUNDRYREDUCED PRICES1315 East Fifty Seventh StreetPhone Midway 2073 I’ve just come from the luncheoni giver- by the Young Republicans’I League at Ida Noyes, and I’m amaz-I ed at the proportions of the move¬ment behind it. The Quadranglersheld down two or three tables at Ida;the Sigmas had a table; and theMortar Boards appeared in a body.number of lady luminaries spoke;among them w’as Mrs. Andrew Sand-egren, a young Junior Leaguerwhose evident charm will go a longway tow'ard getting the support ofthe local girls.For the week-end to come, thepresidential nominees will have towait; there’s work to be done.Starring the list of affairs is PhiPsi’s under-the-sea party, to be giv¬en tomorrow night. This is the af¬fair that was planned for an earlierweek-end, but was later set for aless busy time.Not, of course, that Phi Psi is theonly affair. Alpha Sig, Kappa Nuand Zeta Beta Tau are giving dancesthe same night, and the usual roundof teas and tea-dances will go onwith undiminished ecUt, if that wordmeans what I think it does. Thereare to be three tea-dances and fiveteas, not counting D. K. E.’s tea Sunday. I won’t name all the housesJust drop in anywhere; there’ll prob¬ably be something going on.Grace Graver tells me the Fresh-Learn to Dance Correctly—Takea Few Private LessonsTeresa Dolan Dancing School6307 Cottage GroveTel. Hyde Park 3080Hours 10 a. m. to 12 midnightGet Your Noveltiesand Decorationsfor thatHALLOWEENPARTYatWoodworth's Book Store1311 East 57th St. Dor. 4800OPEN EVENINGS man Council is going to no end oftrouble to make the Freshman Par¬ty a success. In view of the fact thano dates are required, I’m quite sureit’ll go big. On the same night theSchool of Business is giving a danceat Ida Noyes. According to EddieFagan, the Blackfriars’ orchestra andEstelle Spoo should make it a sell¬out. Miss Spoo will dance; she’s fromthe University of Arizona, and (al¬though this ha;, no real connection)Mr. Fagan claims she’s good.Mary Noyes and Martha Harris,who left for Europe at the end oSpring quarter, are still wanderingaround in a baby Austin, somewhere(a.s far as I know) in Egypt. Maryand Martha were Wyverns here sev¬eral years ago, you remember.NOW PLAYING HAL KEMPand his orchestraicith anULTRA SMARTFLOOR SHOWfeaturingDEANE JANISChicago’s New Radio SensationPATRICIA STORMEurope’s Glorified DancerROSE AND RAY LYTEInternational Dance Team4 Ral. ^ PK»-^ Continuous Dancing and En¬tertainment from 6:30 p.m.FULL COURSE DINNER$1.00No Cover ChargeThe Blackhawk139 North Wabash Ave.E 1I i International HouseShop FairFrom year to year foreign students bring to thiscountry many beautiful gifts which they sell to aidthem in their school work.SATURDAY, OCTOBER 29there will be a FAIR of the International HouseShop displaying these goods. Buy your Christmasgifts now.\ gala time! Cider, apples, music and a festive spirit.Come, pay us a visit and help these foreign students.— From 12 Noon Till Midnight —International House1414 East 59th St. Pete Zimmer, LaGrange TownshipHigh school’s pride and joy, tookeight letters away with him when hecame over h“re to play for Mr.Stagg. Pete picked up three insigniain football and track, and won twoin baseball. In his senior year he washalfback on a team . that wentthrough the season undefeated andthus won a claim to the state cham¬pionship.Zimmer went through school eachyear switching from one sport to another, although he claims he got“darned good grades’’ along with theletters, and worked each summer.Ever since he w-as old enough, afterhe was born in 1912, he worked ona farm near LaGrange, which towmclaims him as its very own. Durinhis junior and senior years, he tookon some tougher -w-ork to get him incondition, and began wheeling ce- |ment up to a cement mixer. Then Iduring the summer before he en- |tered the University, he worked all j day wheeling cement, and then toppedit off by dipping ice cream in theevening from 7 to 12 in order to de¬velop his throwing arm.Pete is majoring in geography sohe can take international trade some jplace . . . maybe here ... is famousfor starting bull-sessions . . . waitstable and is one of the Dekes thefreshmen stand looking at -with openmouths . . . weighs 182 and is 5 feet9 inches . . . the Old Man’s bestblocker, passer, broken field runner,and the rest that goes with football. . . Chicago’s candidate for all-Conference . . . figures on giving upba.-ieball and going out for track thisyear . . . great 100 and 220 manand hurdles a bit.PLEDGINGPhi Kappa Psi announces thepledging of Ross Beckem of Chicago.Phi Delta Upsilon announces thepledging of Blanche Janicek, CarolKinney, and Agnes Spinka. 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