Vol. 32. No. 111.SIXTEEN-PAGE ISSUEOF MAROON MAY 25REVIEWS PROGRESS^MADE BY NEW PUN iWaroonUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. THURSDAY, MAY 12, 1932Post ProvisionalLists of Graduates LEWIS ANALYZES, “LOGICALFACULTY” IN MOODY TALK Questionnaire SentTo All FreshmenFaculty, Students WillDiscuss SuccessOf VenturePRINT 40,000 COPIES Provisional list's of candidates forthe Bachelor’s Degree at* the Sum¬mer Convocation, June 14, have beenposted as stated below. Collegestudents expecting to graduate atthat time should inspect the appro¬priate lists. Those who do not findtheir names there should consult the iofficials specified below not laterthan Wednesday, May 18:1. The Divisions, bulletin board, Inorth corridor of Cobb Hall—Mrs. 'Garden.2. The College of Commerce andA special, sixteen-pftge edition of ^ Adliiifii.slratioh, bulletin board. Has-1The Daily Maroon will appear on , Hall Mrs. Carr.ihe campus, and will be mailed to ; 3. jhe School of Social Service4n,()00 University alumni in every Administration, bulletin board, inpart of the country, on Wednesday, Cobb Hall. Room 112—Miss Eppa.May 25. The issue will have as , e. C. MuYeR, University Recorder;t> theme, “the new plan after oneyear”; its pages will contain a com¬prehensive evalution by facultymembers and students of the prog- !re'.s made by the University’s new(durational program that was inau¬gurated last October.The issue is designed to answerworld-wide queries concerning the'Uccesa of this venture in educa- 'tion. The first eight pages will con- 'tain articles written by the deans ' One hundred and thirty Episco-of the four upper divisions and of 1 palian churches, located in the areaCHAPEL IS SCENE OFEPISCOPAL RITUALDonate Half of ContributionsTo Settlement Fundof Chicago and northern Illinofs,will celebrate the .Annual Servicefor Acolytes, in the University cha¬pel this evening. The service will at¬tract to the campus an audience ofone thousand. This is the first timeit has been held at the University;no Episcopalian church is largeenough to hold the estimated audi¬ence. One half of the collected of¬ferings will be contributed to theUniversity Settlement fund as an ac¬knowledgement to the University forthe use of the chapel."This will probably be one of themg program and Alumni day events impressive ceremonies ever heldplanned for the final week of this ^ chapel”, declared Dr, Charles<iuaiter. , dean of the chapel yes-The final four pages of the issue ; terday. -All memliers of the Uni-will comprise a “Campus Review” j versity are welcome to attend,—depicting the trends of the year ; ceremony will open at 8 within undergraduate activities, review- j pro^-ession of from three to fourmg the social .season of the campus, ; hundred clergy and acolytes, chosenthe year’s sport events, and other | repre.sent each of the Episcopalaspects of University student activ-| acolytes are boys,; ranging in age from eight to sixteen.An enlarged page size, with eight j ^ho assist the priest in tlie cere-columns of reading material on each ! monies at D»e altar, with such dnttespage, will be used for this issue, as lighting candles and carrymg in-The College, explaining new curri¬cula, requirements, procedures andtechniques that have attended theinauguration of the new plan. Typi¬cal comprehensive exam questionswill be published to illu.strate menew examination system, and a gen¬eral evalution of the new plan—after dne year—will he made.An Aluroam 'Se<M4onThe middle section of four pageswill be written and edited for thealumni readers of Chh* i.ssui’; itstheme is to he the annual flomecom- “Good thinking is not logical rea¬soning, but tradition of two thou¬sand years of believing this has pre¬vented us from re-examining theArisotelian theory and drawing ourown conclusions.” This belief wasadvanced by Clarence I. Lewis, pro¬fessor of philosophy at Harvard uni¬versity and one of the outstandingfigures in the field of modern phil¬osophy, as he described “Our So-Called Logical Faculty” last eveningin the Oriental Institute at a lecturegiven under the auspices of theWilliam Vaughn Moody foundation.Thinking Not Logic“Being logical has never madeanyone a good thinker, although be¬ing illogical has often made a persona poor thinker”. Reason operates theinhibition of ideas and not the in-iation of them, and thus the func¬tion of logic is negative. “The tenetthat reason is the basis of the pow¬er of understanding is as incongru¬ous in the.se days as a toad with aderby hat”. This theory propound¬ed by Aristotle two thousand yearsago has been blindly accepted as cor¬rect while other of his doctrineshave been superceded, and it is justduring the past fifty years that peo¬ple have begun to doubt its efficacy.The faculty of reasoning is onlyone ingredient of "reasoning. Onemay be intelligent and yet not pro¬ficient. A man could reason like alogic text book and yet be stupidif he did not have other facultiesto assist him, Man needs a readywit, and imagination to suggestideas and his power of reasoningcomes into play in determiningwhether they are good or bad.At the most logic is nothing Ynorethan an ex po^d tacto criticism of thinking. Good thinking is an art jin itself and all the logical sciencein the world cannot produce or even jguide except in the negative sense, jLogic is capable of determining a jconclusion that follows logically Ifrom a premise. Logic cannot pre- >scribe a conclusion, because there jare no limits to the conclusions that |may he reached anent any one prob-1lem.Logie, in Itself, is nothing morethlih the use of language as the ex¬pression of meaning. In determin¬ing the executive ability of a num¬ber of men, a psychologist based hisdecision on the vocabulary of thecontestants, for he had noticed thatexecutives have a notably largervocabulary than any other type,even salesmen.This theory is born out in re¬search among native tribes, in whichit was found that races with a lowernumber of w'ords have a lower cul¬ture and are able to infer and dealless intelligently than those with alarger vocabulary,.Another example illustrates thisfact effectively. We say that, if ais larger than b, and b is larger thanc, than a is larger than c. There isnothing in logic, no rule that coversthis statement, but we know that itis valid by the use of the words“larger than”. The laws of logicare no more esoteric than this..Mr. Lewis is widely known as thebest logician in the United Statesand these principles of his haveIbeen epoch making in that they up¬root and reexamine theories thathave been at rest for ages. His sur¬vey of symbolic logic made in 1918is still regarded as the authority inthe field. A questionnaire is now in themails which will give freshmen theopportunity to air all grievancesthey may have accumulated duringthe year under the New Plan. It willalso provide categorial materialwhich will be of use to the organ¬izers of the New Plan in makingtheir changes next year.It is imperative that all question¬naires are returned on or beforeMonday, May 16.Enclosed in each, is a self-ad-dressed envelope, directed to theFreshman Council and the Dean ofStudents. Returning the question¬naire will require no postage as itmay be mailed through the FacultyExchange which has a box on thefirst floor of Cobb. Price Five CenUPROM FOR JUNIORS,SENIORS WILL ENDUNIVERSITY’S SOCIALSEASON ON JUNE 10Plan Summer FormalSupper Dance onHotel RoofSOCIALISTS INVITETHOMAS TO SPEAK*Best in Years^ Is Lovett PraisesCampus Comment Pulitzer PoetryOn Friar Show Award to DillonRegular sub.scri>»ers ‘o The Daily Ma¬roon will receive copies on May 25in place of the regular edition;others who desire additional copieswill be able to obtain them fromcampus salesmen for ten cents.This edition of The Daily Maroonwill supplement fhe Christmas issueof 1930—an equally large edition,produced shortly after the originalannouncement of the new plan.DIVINITY SCHOOLTO SELECT NEWOFFICERS TODAYThe Divinity School held Primaryelections for officers ye.sterday af¬ternoon in Swift Hall; two studentsbeing chosen from the candidatesfor each office. The nomineeschosen are: for the office of Presi¬dent, Jack 'Kohler and Don Holier;for Secretary, Katherine Summersand Margaret Lukens; for VicePre.sidenty Ina White, Herman Mc-(Coy, and Myron Cole; and forTreasurer, Don Klaiss and ErnestHarrold. The linSl -election will beheld tomorrow afternoon from 1-5on the first floor of Swift Hall.The candidates in yesterday’sprimaries w’ere: For the office ofPresident; Jack Kohler, WallaceWoverton, Don Holler,*Sina Mott,and Harold Bosley; for Vice Presi¬dent, Ina White, James Noble, Her¬man McCoy, Theodore Harvey, andMyron Cole; for Secretary, Cath-arine I.antz, Katherine Summers,Margaret Lukens, and MarionRoyce; and for Treasurer, en.se. Both clergy and acolytes -willbe attired in complete restnvente—robes of wKite surplus wslb lacebands.After the proce.ssion, four 'largechoirs, chosen f nom the choi» of themany churches, will sing a^ipropri-ale selections. There will tben fol¬low the regular religious ceremoniesof the EpiBcopal c'hnrch, tht ^rv-k*e» lastBTig until I'O-A special su*pper is being servedIn the Coffee “Shfop from 5-7, forthe benefit of the vidting acwlytes.The Reverend ’Walter S. Pond, (ofthe elas.s of 1908, who is the rectorof SL Barnabas, is chairman of thecommittee on arrangements for theservice*. The Right Rev-erewdfContliraed o« page d)Hindu Students toHonor Dr. TagoreThe seventy-first birthday of Dr.Rabindranath Tagore, Nobel prizewinner and poet laureate of Asia,will be observed by the Hindustanassociation and the InternationalStudents association tomorrow nightat 8 in Ida Noyes hall.The program will consist of musi¬cal numbers by Jerome Uhl, OscarNovick, and Ken Grobel. Special jtributes to the poet will be given byMartin Sprengling, professor ofSemitic languages; Wilhelm Pauck,professor of church history; andCarl Hutchinson, research assistantat the Chicago Theological Semin¬ary. Chandra Gooneratne, former ^‘Whoa Henry”, current Black-friar jxroduction, was termed as“the be.st production in the last fewyears” by numerous individualsquestioned -on the 'campus yester-d«y.James 'Weber Linn, professor ofEnglish and one of the judges of theBlackfiiiar book, commented, “WhoaHenty” iis brighter than the aver¬age college comic and in keepingwith the times is a trifle more raw.”Dean William E. Scott, added, “Asartistic and smooth as Blackfriarsever gets. Well worth seeing.”‘♦Good show... .a bit long perhaps,but sparkling,” was Director of Pub¬licity, George V. Morgenstern’s com¬ment.Campus opinion ran along muchthe same line. Bernie Wien said,“This year’s show, ‘Whoa Henry’,is the best I have ever seen”, and'Harry Ashley added, “Milt Olin hasa 'better soprano voice than Mme.Claire Dux/’Madeline Rummler said, “Thedbow -was perfect but some of thelines were a bit 'hard to under-«ta*9id..” .Serome Jontry and HesterAnn Thomas thought “the perform¬ance was great.” According toJanet Johns, “Hlackfriars is so goodthat the Mortar Boards have decid¬ed to have a rushing party startthere.”Miss Harriet Service, secretary tofContinueJ on fM-gc 4)SCHOLARSHIP DANCEpresident of the. Hindustan associa-Don i tion, will interpret the spirit of Ta-Klaiss, Robert Giffen, James Tay- ' gore through a reading pt a lew oflor, Ernest Harrold, Luther Mullen. ' his selected poems. The annual dance sponsored byQuadrangler alumnae for the ben¬efit of the Quadrangler Scholarshipfund will be held Friday night inthe tower ballroom of the Stevenshotel. Mrs. John A. Logan is chair¬man of ticket sales and table reserv¬ations for the affair which is opento all University students. Supperw'ill be served and entertainmentwill be furnished by L«e Sims, piranist. Commenting on the recent awardof the Pulitzer prize in poetry toGeorge Dillon, ’27, Robert MiorseLovett, professor of English, statedthat “the University should consid¬er itself highly honored to have oneof its graduates attain such distinc¬tion in the field of literature.” Mr.Dillon received the $1000 prizethrough the favorable considerationby the awarding committee of his.second booh of poems, ‘“The Flow¬ering Stone.”Most of the poems contained inMr. Dfllon’s first boot, “Boy in theWind”, which received enthusiasticpraise from reviewers upon its pub-licaiatm, were written while he wasa member of an advaheed poetryclass at the University tuidet* Mr.Lovett. There the poefrik first re¬ceived criticism from thb methbersof the dass. These pioetttt, sajrs Mr.Lovett, oontamed a ■of tone,that elemental quality wh'Ic'h gavethem a fascination uni()Qe amongthis generation of posts.'”While at the University, Mr. Dil¬lon was a member of the I*t>etryclub, whose activities have so mark¬edly declined in recent years. Thisclub was one of the first media ofexpression for several graduates of.the University who have attaineddistinction in literary fields, amongwhom are Glenway Westcott, Eliza¬beth Madox Roberts and many(Continued on page 2) Party Leader Will AddressMeeting in Mandel• ■Norman Thoma.s, leader of theSocialist party in America, will speakat a special mass meeting sponsoredby the Socialist club in Mandel hallnext Wednesday at 4:30.The president of the Socialistclub, Philip Booth, yesterday stated,“This is the first opportunity Uni¬versity students have had for severalyears to hear this prominent Social¬ist speak as a Socialist, withoutcrawling out of their academic shellto do so.” Norman Thomas has fo*some time been prominent as a writer, speaker and leader of socialisticdoctrines.Professor Paul Douglas will a?tas chairman of the meeting Wednesday night. An admission of fif¬teen cents will be charged, the pro¬ceeds to be devoted to relief w'orkamong the Kentucky miners. Tick¬ets are now on sale at the Informa¬tion office, the Reynolds club desk,and at a booth in front of Cobbhall.Recent books by Norman Thomas,among them “America’s Way Out”and “As I See It” have been wide¬ly read throughout the country; hewill summarize these views and hismore recent reflections in his Man-del address.A writer in the New Republic re¬cently cl^arac<ferizjed this iSocialistleader in the following manner:“With Baldwin on the board of theCivil Liberties Union sits NormanThomas. He also sits on all theother boards you can think of. Inodd moments he is the Socialist can¬didate for president of the UnitedStates, for mayor of New York, andwhat not. He is in the class strug¬gle up to his neck all the time, isneeded there, and stays there—of¬ten when noisier and less intrepidcombatants have left convenientlyfor the country.” The latest posi¬tion which Norman Thomas has ac-(Continued on page 4) HOLLOWAY CHAIRMANA Junior-Senior Prom—its at¬tendance to be limited to membersand guests of the graduating andthird year classes—will bring to aclose the University social year onFriday, June 10. The Prom is toreplace the annual Senior ball andwill be established as an institutionto be managed each succeedingspring by members of the JuniorClass council.Negotiations have already beguntoward securing a suitable locationand orchestra for the dance underthe direction of John Holloway, PsiUpsilon who was picked chairman ofthe dance by the combined Junior-Senior councils. Tentative plans in¬clude a “summer formal” supperdance to be held preferably on theroof of a hotel or club. The RoofGarden which is privately owned bythe Beachview Club on the twelfthfloor of the Hotel Sherry at 53rdand the Lake Shore, is at presentbeing most favorably consideredbecause of its proximity to theUniversity and its desirable locationon the edge of the Lake Shore. TheLa Salle Roof, Olympia Fields andI South Shore Country Club are alsoj being considered as possibilities inj which to hold the Prom.Will Limit AttendanceBy joint resolution of the Junior-Senior councils, every effort will be' made to exchule from the dance all' tho.c nho are rot members of the! upper clas es and to establish the1 Prom as an annual gesture tenderedI the graduating class. Members ofI either class may ask as their guestspeople outside of the two classes,but no one else may attend. A func¬tion similar to this is held each springat many other large Universities,and while the annual Senior Ball hasin the past in some respects occu¬pied such a position, its attendancewas never limited.Bids for the Prom, which will bepriced at $3.50 a couple, are to beplaced on sale the beginning of nextweek. Jerry Jontry, Deke, will di¬rect ticket sales and has announcedthat bids may be purchased at theUniversity and Woodworth book¬stores and at the office of the DailyMaroon.Milt Olin ReachesRadio Audition Finals “WE WENT TO ANANIMAL FAIR”—AT GATES HALLMASON TO SPEAKDaniel Gregory Mason, Americancomposer, author, and lecturer; willspeak tomorrow* at 2:30 in the So¬cial Science Assembly room. Dr.Mason will talk on “Beethoven”, il¬lustrating his lecture with excerptsfrom the composer’s works! on > thepiano. , ^Dr. Mason was originally invitedby the Department of M'lpio to spoak Ibefore one of the music classes. ( Milt Olin, star of “Whoa Henry”,twenty-eighth annual Blackfriar pro¬duction, has been named one of fourcontestants to reach the finals in theWhiteman-Pontiac college auditions.The winner of the contest will beheard over the “Pontiac Chieftain”hour at 9 tomorrow evening. Olin isa member of Phi Kappa Psi.The three other finalists are: SisGleason, Northwestern freshman;Ann Gregory. University of Mis- {souri senior: and Ed Scope, North¬western freshman.These four remaining contestants .will sing in the finals this after- jnoon over the NBC-WJZ hookup at !4:45. The program will be broad-!cast throughout station KEC-4 in :Los Angeles, where Paul Whiteman !will select the winner. I There is one museum on campusthat has not come in for its shareof intellectual recognition—that ofBeryl Brewer in Gates hall. Themuseum, consists of eighty-seventoy elephants, two turtles, and onechameleon, formerly of the Sells-Floto circus.Trials of a manager have notbothered Miss Bi*ewer in the least.A few days ago the chameleon hadwhat appeared to be a stroke ofaploplexy. Foaming at the mouthand covered with brown spots, thechameleon was tenderly wrapped ina handkerchief, and with the prayersof the entire dormitory, taken tothe Zoology department. The pro¬fessors investigated the sad case,revived the animal, and he is rest¬ing in the flower box on the fourthfloor landing, feeding on the fliesthat his ow’ner gets up at b o’clockto find.The remainder of the menagerieare the eighty-seven elephants. Thelargest piece one ie flannel «tu^^ed,and stands three feet high.Page TwoWTij Tia: 9m MAROON, THl■iHriatlg iliriniti'FOUNDED IK 1901THS OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAFEB OF THEUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublnhed morninKS. except Saturday, Sunday and Monday,durins the Autumn, Winter and Spring nuarters by The DailyMaroon Company. 5831 University Ave. Subscription rates 13.00P*r year: by mail, $1.60 per year extra. Single copies, five-centseach.No responsibility is assumed by the University of Cbicago forany statements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for anycontracts entered into by The Dajly Maroon.Entered as second class matter March 18. 1903, at the postoffice at Chicago, Illinois, ui.Jer the .Act of .March 3, 1878.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper. ^ By *tindeVgratduat4^fofofeI™^^we mean the’sort of danigeirhus horseplay as has %een going on Iat the Umvertity 'of Minnesota, where five stu¬dents 'were, burned by acid — the^’thrbwing ofwhich was designed to destroy ballots being castin a student election. Prior to the acid affair, a ,ballot box had been stolen, necessitating the re- | •AY, MAYt>2,|19?2Member of ihe Weaiern Conference Press AssociationLOVIS N. RIDENOUR, JR,, Etlitor-in-ChiefiVlERWIN S. ROSENBERG, Busine.ss ManagerMARGARET EG.AN, Asst. Business ManagerJANE KESNER. Senior EditorHERBERT H. JOSEPH, Jr., Sports EditorASSOCIATE EDITORSMAXTNE CRKVl.STOhlRUBE S. FRODIN. JR.BION B. HOWARDJ. BAYARD POOLElAMES F. SIMONWARREN E. THOMPSON5LEANOU E. VVII.SON BUSINESS ASSOCIATESJOHN D. CLANCY, JR.EDGAR L GOLDSMITHSOPHOMORE ASSISTANTSSTANLEY CONNELLYWM. A. K.MJFMANWALTER MONTGOMERYVINCENT NEWMANEDWARD SCHALLERSOPHOMORE EDITORSJANE BIESEN 'MELVIN GOLDMANWILLIAM GOODSTEINEDWARD NICHOLSONROSEMARY V^LKMARGARET MULLK.AN BETTY HANSENROBERT HERZOGDAVID LEVINEEUGENE PATRICKROBERT ALVAREZJANE WEBERNight Editor: John Bayard PooleAssistant: Melvin Goldman ity”, in the opinion of Fred B. Mil-lett, assistant professor of English.“Dillon,” continued Mr. Millett,“may call peculiarly his own theinextricable infusion of intellectwith emotion, of emotion with in¬tellect, that characterizes his bold,imaginative penetration and lucid,mystical elevation.”“To sav that Mr. Dillon’s secondThursday, May 12, 1932SPECIAL EDITIONA little more than a year ago, the new plan ofthe University was announced, with tremendous •flourish and fanfare, in the press of the country, jLast October, the first Freshman class to enter the IUniversity under its reorganization began theprocess of securing an education for themselves, jwith the guidance of the teaching staff, rather thanthe coercion of that group. This June, the firstof the comprehensive examinations designed totest the breadth and depth of the education whichthe new plan freshmen have secured for them¬selves will be administered.Here at the University, w’e are conversant tosome degree with the manner in which the newplan has been proceeding during its first year oftrial. There are doubtless, however, many Uni¬versity alumni, educators, and other interestedfolk who have been wondering, for a little overa year, how the scheme is destined to turn outeventually, and what success it has met this year.The Daily Maroon is preparing to answer thequestions of this interested group. On the twenty-fifth of this month, a special edition of The DailyMaroon will appear, containing an estimation ofthe progress of the new plan by the men who haveparticipated in its inauguration, and statements ofthe directions along which future developments ofthe scheme are most likely to take place. Themost significant undergraduate comment ever tobe made on the system of education in whichthose undergraduates are involved will also bepresented in the issue; for the results of the pollof the Freshman class conducted by the Fresh¬man Class council will be published for the firsttime in The Daily Maroon of May 25.Forty thousand copies of this edition will be sentto alumni of the University. To subscribers, this ,edition will be circulated, without charge, as the 'regular paper of Wednesday, May 25. Singlecopies will be sold on the campus for ten cents.Students, members of th‘e faculty and the admini- |stration, and all those interested in the progress Iand prospects of the University will find this issue ,of The Daily Maroon a valuable, accurate, and jprecise review of the first year of operation under !the new plan, and the first definitely authoritative jstatement of the directions which future endeavor |to improve our educational scheme will take.This paper, The Daily Maroon’s most ambiti¬ous project of the year, will also contain a section jreviewing the events of the year in student life, theyear’s history of the various extra-curricular activ¬ities, and the important changes which have beenmade in their administrative direction. On th Iedition, the 19 31-32 staff of The Daily Maroonis content to rest its reputation.HOOLIGANISMWe have remarked before, but cannot help re¬peating, that we are a little glad that studentapathy — a condition often deplored — is never- itheless responsible for the fact that there has beenlittle or no undergraduate foolishness on the cam-1 (Continued from page 1)others. ■In Mr. Dillon’s book of prize ivote which was in progress at the time of the which appeared last Febru- icrime. Bruised, and beaten, th'e leader of the ary, “there is a marked increase in ,Senior prom at Minnesota was returned to cam- emotional and intellectual matur-1 I •* 1 1 F* R \fi1-pus late Friday, too late to take his place at thehead of the grand march, after having been kid¬napped and held incommunicado “somewhere inWisconsin” for thirty-six hours.Our student activities and our traditions, suchas they are, are of a milder and more innocuoussort. The most violence associated with any suchare the Botany pond immersions connected withthe Senior moustache race, and they are certainly volume is as notable achip\ement a?', 1 • • -r J -tL ..L his first,” says Mr. Lovett in a re-v'ery pale and msigmhcant as compared with the ■ «r. .. •» ii-^II- article in “Poetry ’, “is no >occurences at Minnesota or the. shootings at ^ g^ows the expan-,Missouri. Student apathy, apparently, blows sion of a greater force within the isomeone good. L. N. R., Jr. limits of the same esthetic restraints |—a happy union of substance and 1form.”In March Mr. Dillon was award-^1 I ill ini ini It I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I i;i I I i_ ed the John Simon GuggenheimMemorial Foundation Scholarshipfor Literature. Last year he re- ^ceived one of two awards of $300each in poetry and fiction respective- ily from the Chicago Foundation for |Literature. In 1927 while he wa.^ !editor of “Poetry”, his first book |was published. He is also the co- iauthor with Marion Stroebel Mitchell |of “The Cad”, a three-act comedy iproduced two years ago by a littletheatre group.As a recent critic has expressed,.Mr. Dillon is “the greate.st hope at .the present time for a truly greatpoet who will be a worthy productof the most significant movement in ,the history of .American jioetry.” Del-Ores BjgautySalon ''Mra. Fredericic E. HsvlllPARISIAN CHICApproach your evening’i aocial activitia*with th« aMurance, poise and allure of thetrue Psrisienne.No need to show the fatiKue of businesscares or shoppincr hours. Come to cur beautysalon for revivifying, toning, okin and com¬plexion treatments—there will be a newsiiaritle in your eyes—the glow and charmof youth will be yours—delicate, delightful.Tuesday, Friday and Saturday9 .1. M. tn 9 P. M.5656 Kenwood AvenueTelephone Dorchester 19751 The Travelling Bazaar1 BY FRANK HARDINGAnd we have another competitive colm:this by CHARLES TYROLER.It happened at the New Dorms, A briskmasculine voice asked to be connected withMr. Thornton Wilder’s suite. The male in¬quirer was informed: “Wilder is out. Is thereany message?” The reply was: “No. Just tellhim 1 called.” “Well, who in h-11 areyou?” A low growl marked the end of thebrief interview. “This is Hutchins,” Bang!(the receiver, no doubt). Well, why didn’the say so? My how inconsiderate. . . .tch,tch....¥ *We are told that Paul Stagg still possessescallouses on his hands from slamming doorsduring freshman week last fall. It seemsthat as soon as a rushee was escorted intothe Psi U house, one of the brothers woulddirect him to a large picture of Amos AlonzoStagg, Sr. Then as the freshman stared inwell-stimulated wonderment at the distin¬guished Psi U alumnus, the slam of a doorwas invariably heard and in walked Paul tothe welcoming cries of “Hello, fraternitybrother Paul Stagg.’’. . .This duly impressedsome twenty-seven freshmen. Slick, eh?^ ^When Flarry Moore refers to his ejectionfrom the New Dorms, which took place latelast quarter, he always states that there werethree reasons for the action of the heads ofBurton Court: “the given, the apparent andthe real.” “Nobody has ever stopped tofigure out which was which. Possibly that isbecause any one of a dozen reasons satisfyall three of Harry’s tabulated descriptions.«It was the day j of the Freshman tryoutsfor the production staff of Blackfriars. Oneof the Sophomore managers was addressinga group of freshmen who were applying forpositions in his department: “There’s onenice thing about Blackfriars. Ability is whatcounts. There is r^o Ijj^e of succession in thevarious positions. Why, in the last three yearsmen from three different fraternities haveheld this job.” He’continued his ballVhoo_. I ,'*•<( l>i'i:for a good while, ^;iid. concluded with: “Nosir, boys, your affiliations won’t mean a thingin Blackfriars. The best man gets the job!That will be all, excqpf, that just for referencewill you please fill ojit these cards with yourname, address and. . . .eh. . . .fraternity! ”Yes, Mr. Blackfrrar-Man, we are quite con¬vinced. Fraternity-membership is no moreessential to success in Blackfriars than it isnecessary for admission into the inter-fra¬ternity council,¥ ¥ ¥Betwqen rehearsals for “Rosmersholm’,,Fritz Leiber, Jr., has found time to practiceroller-skating in front of Hitchcock Hall. Asa notorious N. Y. columnist might say. . . .“recommended to iiversion seekers.” NEW IN LOOPCAFE de ALEX80 West Randolph St.Everything is so different—the food, entertainment.Dance Orchestra.We feel sure you will like this unusual cafe.Evening Dinners to 9:30 — $1.50No Cover or Minimum Charge at Any TimeCafe de Alex OrchestraFriday night is Cuban Carnival Night.Tango Contest, Prizes. Souvenirs, andMiniature Horse Races.Dancing 6:30 onFloor Shows 7:30 - 9:30 - 11:30 - 12:30 - 1:30Te’ephone Andover 2438Management Daniel Alexander^'‘yiade-to-measure^^ servicefor businessWhether the business is small or large —the corner grocery or the refrigerator factoryrequirements for telephone service vary.So, to meet special conditions, Bell Systemmen custom-fit the service to the subscriber.They worked out a telephone conferenceplan for a large manufacturer. Every Friday,at specified times, each district manager callsthe home office, where telephone facilities are so arranged that the chief sales executives areon the line simultaneously. Problems are dis¬cussed, decisions given. In minutes, the ex¬ecutives cover the country. This plan loweredselling costs, raised efficiency, helped the userto increase profits 31% in a year’s time.By making the telephone more useful,Bell System men contribute to the successof many industries.BELL SYSTEMA NATION-WIDE SYSTEM OF IN T B R-C O N N E C TIN G TELEPHONESGrandstandAthlete*>yHERBERT JOSEPH JR. THE' DAlLY'MAROON,'THt)RSDAY,;Mi^^Vi»2,4932 Page ThreaThrmi0§ Notre Dame, 6-0HAVE YOU HEARD LonnieSta^TK’s public speeches. At almostany tennis match you may choosetil attend, you will hear Lonnie giv-iiiir the history of the players, theM'hodule for the week, and runningl omments on the style of play eachiDiitestant is using. Really, quitean innovation for tennis matches..<nt‘ctators are beginning to look forthem now, and, we are quite sure,.at their discontinuance would be a. , ry definite loss to the net matches.« * « * «HENSHAW HAS BEEN OF-1-KRKD a job by the Giants. Hen-shaw is being watched by the WhiteThe Cub scouts have their, \t> on Henshaw. Believe any, all orI'.une of these, but we’ve heard all( • them from various “unotficial”> urces,* t * * *WE WONDER, and so do several< thers. just why the track team is(itiliged to dash about the country inautomobiles, while the baseball ag¬gregation is ble.ssed with the luxuriest.r railroad travel. Maybe its becauseti ining helps keep the cindermen’sa g> in condition.THE CHIEF JACKASS for the-i'ling football session so far is Tom-i; Flynn. He has gained this rightbeing labeled jackass more than•my of his competitors (if anyone.‘Uii[>etes for the honor). Theunder of the Royal Order of the.1 .. kas- Is, of course, the Old Man.Th. title has long been used to in-itc just what he thinks of certainn at certain times. To be a triple\a<;; is the height of everything.MARYLAND CAFEr«od E«r*llent • Prire* I»w( hinciir - American KcutauraAtSIS E. S3RD STREETComplete15c - upI.unrheun 26c - upDinner 35c - up But It’s a Tennis Match;Win All Single EasilyThe Maroon tennis team won ameet from Notre Dame yesterdayon the varsity courts here in thefirst net encounter ever held be¬tween the two schools. The Chicago.“•quad won all its six matches, beingextended only in the two doublescontests, but the weather was en¬tirely too cold for good tennis.Notre Dame, which does not takeits tenni.3 as seriou.sly as it doessome other siiorts, presented a veryweak squad and only took a totalof nine game.s in all the singlematches. The Ramblers, whose cap¬tain dropped out of school recently,have nothing but cement courts onwhich to practice but they managedto give Northwestern a scare in amatch reently which they dropped.3 to 5. In their only other meetof the season. Notre Dame beat theUniversity of Detroit.In the first singles match. CaptainPaul Stagg won handily from NotreDame’s number one man, ('hreist, ina slow contest. The scores of thesets were 6-1, 6-0. Max Davidson.Maroon Sophomore ace breezedthrough his match with Kelley 6-1,6*-l. Davidson’s strokes were notworking as they have been recently,but still he could easily have keptKelley from taking a game had heextended himself.Herman Rie.s and LawrenceSchmidt cleared up the singles bytaking their matches easily. Riesbeat Meyer by a score of 6-3, 6-1,while Schmidt took two sets from.Meade of Notre Dame by identicalscores—6-1.In the doubles, Stagg and David¬son went through Kelley and i('hreist in the first set 6-1, With 'the serves of both Maroon men |working and with superior net play, ,the Chicago team was never in dan- jger. In the second set, however, iChreist began to take the offensive, ;and with the help of several errors iby Stagg. forced the count of gamesto 4-4 before the Maroons tighteneddown to win 6-4. rl-M GAMES TODAY3:15Lambda Chi Alpha vs. Alpha Sig¬ma Phi.3:30Phi Sigma Delta vs. Macs.Sigma Alpha Epsilon vs. Chi Psi.Delta Kappa Epsilon vs. Phi DeltaTheta,SCHEDULE FOOTBALLGAME FOR OLYMPICFOND ON SATURDAYTwo elevens chosen from thespring football squad will play aregulation game for the benefit ofthe American Olympic fund Satur¬day afternoon at 3:30 on the prac¬tice field adjoining the field house,following the triangular track meetbetween Chicago, Northwestern andWisconsin on Stagg field. Admis¬sion to the football game will betwenty-five cents, and there will beno charge for track meet.The football game will serve as atest of gridiron material for nextyear, a rare sport spectacle out ofthe regular seasocn, and a benefitperformance to further the AmericanOlympic team. It will also mark theend of spring football practice.Joe Lipp, veteran Big Ten refereeand umpire, has offered to donatehis services for the game. He willalso officiate as timer at the trackmeet.Teams for tlie conte.st will bepicked at practice today by A. A.Stagg, head coach; Sam Horwitz,line coach; Laurie Apitz, end coach;and Nels Norgren, assistant coach.Graymont Hotel' •xoo:! I)i^trict (.'(iiivciiii-nt ti» I’mvcrsitx and .^hopping DistrictDINING ROOM SERVING EXCELLENT FOOD(Home C'tsiking I'^xclnvivcl)'i at Rcasuiiablc Kates in ConnectionWe Cater Especially to Fraternity and Club AffairsCheerful Well Furnished Rooms at Extremely Low Rentals$7.00- 12.50Radio In Each Room - Full Hotel Service - 1032 E. 46th St.StevensIt’s a Dream of aPRINTfor Junior Debs$17.50Our Junior Deb Salon is a ren¬dezvous for smart young peoplewho want youthful clothes witha dash of sophistication and thegaiety of Spring 1This Suit Frock has a slim,trim, short-sleeved Frock and ajacket with novel, raggedy petalcuffs of Print. Sizes 11 to 17, Freshman BaseballSquad Shows Class,Says Kyle AndersonThe fre.'shman baseball squad has.shown a marked improvement in thelast few weeks according to fresh¬man coach Kyle Anderson. The field¬ing is remarkably good and thepitching is fair. By a series of game?with the varsity reserves the teamhas gotten a semblance of team unityjis well as confidence in themselves.How well the latter has developedis proven by their challenge to thevarsity, them.selves for a game.Hitting, which was a missing vir¬tue in earlier practice, has begun topick up, especially in the case ofLevine, a good fielder. Clarke, Coleand Lovett have shown noticeable ^ability in the stick wielding depart- |ment. .The lineup in most of the gameshas usually been; Clarke, IB; Cole, i2B; Lovett, ss; Sh;ver, 3B, Tamil- !ton, Levine, and Saiglich in tne field, iMacMahon and Grodecki usually-.|form the battery. Lovett is a fieldr jing sensation from Oak Pai’k andis probably the most advanced play¬er on the squad. Clarke, who wonhis numerals in football and oasket-ball, is holding first in capaoie fash¬ion, as is Levine in the outfield. Mac¬Mahon is a fair lefty and shouldprogress rapidly when he gets acurve ball working. , ■The frosh are going to meet thevarsity reserves in a rubber gameFriday, each having won two games. ; MAROONS DO CLOWNACT FOR FIREMEN;EACH BUYER ERRSThose roly-poly boys who poundedout .seventeen hits against LakeForest Tuesday were out on tfliefield again yesterday in a ping-ponggame vdth the Chiago Firemen. Thetotals for the day read somethinglike this:—runs. 14; hits, 21; anderrors, 14. As a matter of fact, theMaroons lost the game 12 to 2 andaccomplishing nine of the errors andonly eight of the hits.Bob Langford pitched for seveninnings and allowed twelve hits andeight bases on balls. Ed Beeks fin¬ished the game, allowing two hits.The clowning in the field by eachand every member of the team didthe damage. Page tried out mostof his reserves during the course ofthe game. Oflfil did a nice job be¬hind the plate, with the exceptionof one poor throw down to first.Hal Wilkins has become the demonhitter of the Chicago team. He hitfour singles in five times at bat forthe second day in a row. Tuesdayhe slammed a homer, a triple and apair of singles. Delta Upsilon, Kappa Nu, Medics,Tau Delts, Barbs Win I-M TiltsHold Annual TrackCarnival on May 22The Eighth Annual Outdoor TrackCarnival will be held this year onMay 26 after the preliminarieswhich will run off on the 24th ofthe month. All entries are due onMay 18.This spring it is imperative forentries in the 440, the 880, and themile run to report to Coach NedMerriam for training.The winners last year were theDelta Upsilons who barely nosed outGates Hall for their victory. The DU’s played two games onyesterday’s Intramural schedule,losing one to the Barbs, 13 to 3, af¬ter winning th'e first from the Tekes,10 to 6. Kappa Nu eked out a vic¬tory over Phi Kappa Sigma, 4 to 2.the Medics ran away from the Ram¬blers, 10 to 2, the Tau Delts white- iwashed the Alpha Delts, 10 to 0,and the Barbs took a game on a iforfeit by Delta Tau Delta, whose iteam has resignd from competition. |Delta Upsilon spent most of its !energy in their first game with theTekes. The score was tied until thesixth inning when the winners start¬ed a hitting carnival which resultedin six runs. Moulton, Slater, Carr,and Brunell brought in two runsapiece. Moore scored three of theTKE’s runs.The Barbs had no trouble runningover the DU’s in the latters’ .second game. Ruben was heavy-hitter forthe winners, bringing in three runshimself. Rashman, Lovegren, andGross were ■responsible for two runsapiece. Smollar knocked a homerun. Moulton, McCauley, and Brun¬ell were the only DU scorers.It didn’t take the Kappa Nu’s longto get started in their walkawayfrom the Phi Kaps. Rubin, Green,and Israelstam played well for thewinning ten. Randolph and Smithscored the two runs for Phi Kap¬pa Sigma. Schwartz registeredthree hits for KN; Randolph con-(Continued on page 4)LEARN TO DANCE NOWAttend Classes atTERESA DOLAN STUDIO6307 Cottage Grove AvenueMon. & Wed. Eveninirs at 8:00 o’clockAdmission 50c Phone Hyde Park 3080Private Lessons Any Day or EveningFRIDAY NIGHTUlUfikEnjoy a riot of pleasure duringafter-theatre supper at Chicago’s* most popular night club.FRANKIE MASTERS OROIESTRAwill play dance music smoking hotDANCING Daily till 1 A. M.Saturdays till 2:30 A. M.Broadcast over KYW —N. B. C. ChainWednesday Night is Celebrity NightA LIVELY FLOOR REVUEerrace Gardenthe MORRISON HOTEL bfS.'JfroSCLARK AND MAOtSON STREETS NOCOVERCHARGENOTICEAll Crew Members, Supervisors. TeamCaptains and Student subscription sales¬people who wish to avail themselves ofthe opportunity for free scholarships, madepossible through the courtesy of theLeading Magazine Publishers again thisyear, are requested to apply to thenational organizer. M. 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Remember—morethan 20,000 physicians, after Luckieshad been furnished them for tests,their opinions on their smoking experience,stated that Luckies are less irritatingto the throat than other cigarettes.“It’S toasted”Your Throat Protoctionagainst irritation—against cough0. K. AMERICATUNE IN ON LUCKY STRIKE—60 modern minutes with the world’s finest dance orchestras, andfamous Lucky Strike news features, every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday evening over N.B.C. networks.Who’U Entries Close Today Who’Ube The May Festival beMay WIN A COMPLETE OUTFIT OF FINCHLEY’S CLOTHES MayKing? Tickets $.50 MAY 20 8:30—12:30 King?Vage Foul THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY. MAY 12. 1932EXPERT TYPINGOdrrect form and accurate typing onshort or long papers.Open day or evening.MULLEN TYPING SERVICE132< E. S7th St. Dor. 28NHERE BOYS!1004 RESTAURANTGOOD MEALS35 and 40 Cents- - also - -55, 65, and 75 CentsSpecial Sunday ChickenDinner 65 CentsTable d*Hote dinners1004 East 55th St.PARTIESandPARENTSRemember, always, that HotelsWindermere are at your serviceas they have been for gener¬ations of Midway students.Long experience has made usadept at arranging Universitydances, luncheons, dinners andparties.And when Mother and Fathervisit you in Chicago, arrange tohave them stay here, conven¬iently, in a pleasant room orsuite, at a reasonable price.}^{oteIs llindermere^hicago56th Street at Hyde Park BoulevardWard B. James, ManagerFairfax 6000 TODAYon theQUADRANGLESTHURSDAY, MAY 12The Daily MaroonMight editor for the next issue:Vi'arren E. Thompson. Assistant:Robert Herzog.Undergraduate OrgaalzatioeaBlackfriar rehearsal—Cast 2; En¬tire Company, 7 :15, in Maude! Hall.Astratro Tea, in the AlumniRoom, Ida Noyes Hall, at 3:30.Dramatic Associativin Tea, TowerRoom, 4 toDepartmental Organlxatron*Modern Langua,ge Tea, in theCommons Room, Wiebcldt Hall,from 4 to 5.The Bacteriology c]nl> meets at4:30 in Ricketts N. 1.The Ph.vsics club, at 4:30 in Ry-erson 32. ^‘Fluorescent X-RayYield.” Dr. R. J. Stephenson.The Socialist club meets at 8 P.M. in the Social Science Assemblyroom. “The Worker’s Council on Un¬employment: The Unemployed Speakfor Themselves.” Karl Borders.M usic and Religious ServicesDivinity chapel, at 12 in JosephBond chapel. “The Personal Relig¬ious Life in a Modern City.” DeanCharles W. Gilkey,Organ music, at 5 in fhe Univer¬sity chapel.MiscellaneousPolitical Science Lecture: “Inter¬national Mobility and Attitudes,”Associate Professor Harold Lass-well of the Political Science Depart¬ment in the Social Science ResearchAssembly Room, at 3:30.Chicago Library Association, Din¬ner in the Cloister Club, Ida NoyesHall, at 6, and meeting in theLounge.Radio lectures: “United StatesHistory: Recent Period.” AssociateProfessor William Hutchinson. 8 A.M.. on WMAQ. “Readings.” AllenMiller. 10:45, on WM.4Q.Public lecture: “Preaching in theSynagogue. III.” Dr. Bettan. 4:30,in Joseph Bond chapel. Socialists InviteThomas to SpeakAt Mtiss Meeting(Continued from page 1)tepted is the presidency of the lu-! tercollegiate society for Mooney’si release of which John Dtwey is theI vice-jMresident.j The Socialist cl'ub will bring KarlI Borders, secretAJ-y of the Mid-westdivision of the League for IndustrialI I>?mocracy, to the campus tonight! *s a speaker in the Social scienceassembly room at 8, His topic will■■ be “The Workers’ Committee onUnemployment: The UnemployedSpeak for Themselves,” This meet¬ing is ©pen without charge to allstudents.The Workers’ Committee whichMr. Benders will discuss is an or¬ganization of unemployed workers,formed in cities throughout the CHil^EL IS SCENE OFEPISCOPAL RITUAL(Continued from page 1)George Craig Stewart, bishop of theChicago diocese, will deliver the ser¬mon. The three rectors officiatingat the acolytes* service include Rev¬erend William B. Stoskopf, rectorof the Church of the Ascension.Reverend Howard Brinker. rector ofSt. Bartholmew, and Reverend Pond.country by the League. Publici hearings have been held by the va-i rious groups, aid is given to needyi men, and discussion and educationali groups formed. Their attention is; being directed to the economiccauses and possible remedies fortheir condition of unemployment. ‘Best in Years’ kCampus CommentOn Friar ShowOregon State co-eds edited the‘•Barometer” last Saturday in honorof Mothers’ Day. (Continued from p*E* I)President Hutchins, speaking foihim, .^aid. “.although Mr. Hutchin-didn’t comment on the show, 1 knowhe was pleased.” Editor Louis Ri¬denour of the Daily Maroon saul,“The show was very good and ifthe weather permits, 1 am goingagain.”“I hope Joe Salek doesn t runagainst me as candidate for MayKing. The show was superb,” addedhhed Fendig. Delta Upsilon MayKing candidate. .And Jerry Mitchellhead score saleslady, concluded bysaying. “Lots of people were thereand lots of people bought .scores.” Five Team* WinI-M Baseball Games(Continued from page 3)nected with the same number forthe losers.The team of Harris and Dagneaucouldn’t get together in its regularform for the Ramblers in the defeatby the championship Medics. Kaplancrossed the plate three times for thewinners; Slott, Bolonik, and West-phal scored two apiece.Tau Delta Phi had no trouble intaking Alpha Delta Phi into camp,in spite of the fact that the Io.-<ingpitcher struck out 11 men to theirown 10. Goldman .scored threethe winning runs. One eaeh wascredited to Simon, Nachman,stein. .N’aiburg. Pomerance. Silver-stein, and Lewy.The Institute for Research in So¬cial Science of the U. of North Car¬olina, has been aw'arded a continu¬ation of its annual $30,000 grant forthree y»ars from the RockefellerFoundation. DO YOU INHALE?