Vol. 32. No. no. ^atlp iUaroon aUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY. MAY II, 1932MANY WORKERS INHUMANITIES GROUPCONDUa RESEARCHIN CULTURAL FIELDS Price Five Cent#Military Ball ShowsProfit—of $11.44!Embassy of Scholars inDivision UnfoldLearningsENCOMPASS HISTORIESBy WARREN E. THOMPSONThe University’s great Humanities(livl«ion might w^ell be called anembassy of scholars delving into ourpast. They are ll^storiarts, theseprofessors, of the mind of man.While the natural and the physical>cientf§ts on the other side of thecampus are learning of man’s physi¬cal life and surroundings, there usa large group of these Humanisticscholars at work in Classics andWieboldt completing the picture by'howing man as an emotional, intel¬lectual, artistic being.Each of them—Breasted, Shorey,Manly, Nitze, Buck and many others—is contributing a chapter to thishistory. It is not a surface historyof wars or political conquests. It israther an account of the slowchanges—artistic, scientific, econom¬ic, social, religious, and biological—by which you and I have cometo be what we are today.Culture* of the WorldTheir work is two-fold. As teach¬ers of University students they aresetting before their classes the cul¬tures of the world. They are givingtheir students contact with the lan¬guages and habits of thought fromother civilizations, as well as theirown; they are, indeed, offering avision, through the window of lan¬guage, of men in other lands andother times.But as experts in the field of re¬search, they are doing somethingmore. They are finding new factsabout the past of man, and mould¬ing these new facts into more ac¬curate histories of the past. Thisactivity differs from the meretransmission of old knowledge. Itmeans the acquisition of new knowl¬edge.It is this research that is most in- ^terestirvg when considering the work |of the Humanities division. I can ipresent only the briefest concept of :a few of the projects; some havealready been discussed in this seriesat greater length.Publish StudyDr. Paul Shorey’s study of Plato,Aristotle and the culture of Greecethat centered about these two phil-o.sophers, to be published within ashort time, is enabling students tosee at first hand two of the greatestteachers and thinkers of the pastand to comprehend a thousand yearsof the most vivid living of men. In(Continued on page 3) Another all-University formal ballwas financially successful in spiteof the depression, according to aI statement issued yesterday by GladysL. Finn, University auditor. TheMilitary ball, held April 23, made$11.-14, after all expenses had beenpaid. Both the Interfraternity ballFall quarter and the W^ashingtonProm last quarter showed a profiton their financial statements.One hundred and sixty tickets at$4.50 and thirty-eight at $4 weresold for the Military ball, providingan income of $fi72. Expenses whichincluded $346 for the use of theSouth Shore country club and thedinner held there preceeding theball, and $300 for the orchestra, to¬talled $860.56. Robert Garen, com¬mander of Crossed Cannon, wasbusiness manager of the affair.Five Teams GainVictories in LMBaseball Games CLARENCE LLEVnS, JAMES MCKINSEYHARYARDLOGICAN, TO GIVE ADDRESSIS MOODY SPEAKER AT C& A. DINNER Friars Hold ParadeAt Noon TomorrowWill Discuss LogicOriental InstituteTonight in' Eminent Business MenWill Be PresentMay 19Psi Upsilon dropped its first gamein the season’s intramural play¬ground ball competition when ZetaBeta Tau collected nine runs to thelosers’ two. Phi Gamma Delta hadno trouble in whitewashing Sigmai Chi 18 to 0, the Burton Court Badg¬ers won from the Toreadors, 12 to 5,and Phi Pi Phi forfeited to Phi Kap¬pa Psi. Alpha Tau Omega defeatedPi Lambda Phi, 4 to 1, while thePonies lost to the Macs, 6 to 9.The Zeta Betes triumphed overthe hitherto victorious Psi U's whenthey got wise to Baker’s bafflingpitching early in the game. Alshul-er brought in two runs on threehits for the winners. El Pattersonand Captain Hoagland were respon¬sible for the Psi U’s only scores.Seaborg of the Phi Gams set anew I-M pitching record when hefanned 16 men in his team's winover Sig Chi, Chis-som brought inthree runs, knocking in Hardie.sahead of him. Alvarez and O’Haraplayed well for Phi Gam. Onlythree Sig Chis got to first base, twoof them on errors.The Burton Badgers managed towin over the Toreadors in a hard(Continued on page 3) Clarence I. Lewis, professor of' philosophy at Harvard universityI and one of the outstanding figuresin the field of modern philosophywill address members of the Uni¬versity community on “Our So-I Called Logical Faculty’’, tonight at8:15 under the auspices of the Wil¬liam Vaughn Moody foundation in: the Oriental Institute lecture hall.I Tickets may be obtained withoutcharge at the Informatiorf desk ofi the press building all day.Professor LewLs is one of thetwo best logicians in the UnitedStates, and is particularly interest¬ed in symbolic or mathematical log¬ic. His survey of symbolic logic,made in 1918 is still regarded as !1 the authority. jHe studied under Josiah Royce, jthe idealist, at Harvard, and has iI been influenced by both Kant and 'Peirce. His first professorship was iat the University of California. He Itaught at the University in the sum¬mer of 1924, and from here went to |Harvard. In 1926, he gave the iI Howison lecture at the Universityi of California. |His book, “Mind and the WorldOrder’’, published in 1929 discussesmathematical logic, and advances! new theories on this subject. HisI work has led to a new interpreta¬tion of the place which formal sys-'jtern plays in knowledge and the re- ,(Continued on page 2) I James 0. McKinsey, professor ofbusiness policies and president ofJames O. McKinsey & Co., will givehis impressions of the depression asspeaker of the evening at theeighteenth annual banquet of theSchool of Commerce and Adminis¬tration on May 19, Dean William H.Spencer announced yesterday.Professor McKinsey will speakfrom the point of view of one whohas been* affiliated with many busi¬nesses during the last three years.As head of an outstanding firm spe¬cializing in “budgetary control’’, heL« recognized as one of the fore¬most business counsellors in theUnited States.Raised on a farm in rural Mis¬souri, Professor McKinsey early em¬barked on a career that includedschool-teaching, law studies, a mas¬ter’s degree at the University, andwar service. For a time after leav¬ing the farm he taught high schoolin St. Louis.Was a Student HareAfter this experience, but beforeattending the University, he won hislaw degree from the University ofArkansas. In midstream, he againchanged hus plans for a career andcame to the University for a Ph. B.,and subsequently, a Master’s degreein Commerce and Administration.During the war he spent part ofhis time as lieutenant in the ordin-(Continu«d on page 3) A Blackfriar parade will tour thesoutbsTde tomorrow starting fromthe circle at noon. It will be ledby two South Park policemen onmotorcycles. Members of the castwill dress up in costumes for theparade and officers of the order willbe clothed in the Blackfriar robes.All students are invited to partici¬pate. A similar parade was heldlast Thursday through the loop.Herbie Kay, and his entire orches¬tra, accompanied by Doris Robbinswill be present at the Saturday mat¬inee performance. Ted Weems andhis wife will also attend.Three more performances of theproduction, “Whoa Henry’’ will begiven this week end in Mandel hall.Evening showings are scheduled forFriday and Saturday nights, with amatinee Saturday afternoon. MAROONS COP WILDCONTEST FROM UKEFOREST, 11-10; SLAMOUT SEYENTEEN HITSClaire Dux AgainCharms a MandelHall Audi enceDr. Compere Siummanzes First YeaFsWork of McElwee, Hicks HospitalsDODD ENUMERATESCAUSES OF WORLDECONOMIC CRISISAdd 70,000 PhotosTo Art CollectionSeventy thousand photographs ofpaintings have been purchased fromthe Witt Library of Art in Londonby the University art department,according to an announcement madeyesterday by Professor John Shap-l(*.v, head of the department. Thephotographs will be used in classwork and will supplement the artlibrary now in use.Professor Shapley will spend thefirst part of the summer in Londonarranging and classifying the newcollex^tion and preparing it for ship-Lnent to Chicago. The Witt libraryfrom which the photographs havebeen purchased, contains photo¬graphs of every famous painting andphotographs representing almost ev-^ry school period and trend of art.Tllis photographic collection hasbeen purchased for the art depart¬ment through the gift of Max Ep¬stein, member of the board of trus¬tee.®:. F'ree and unlimited evolution ofindustry, especially in the UnitedStates, and the over-emphasis ofnationalism throughout Westerncivilization were two causes of thecurrent depre.ssion which ProfessorWilliam Dodd, chairman of the de¬partment of history, enumerated inhis lecture on “World-Wide Depres¬sion’’ last night at the Art Institute.“These two influences in recentdecades have acted and reacted up¬on the different industrial struc¬tures. The extriaordinary tariffs,the huge armaments, and the hyper¬nationalism as preached by news¬papers, have served to put nearlyall people in a nervous state ofmind’’, continued Dr. Dodd.In speaking further of uncontrol¬led industry he remarked that theuncontrolled element of Americaneconomic life, hinging on the prin¬ciples of individualism, and thecraving for riches, has concentratedthe activities of industrial countriesinto the narrow limits of greatcities. This is an unstable conditionfor a nation interested in the mass¬es of people.Because of the high overhead ofmodern industry, and the unpreced¬ented debts contracted by nations,during the world war, western civ¬ilization found itself in a state oftense activity, when the crash of1929 came. Thus the world is con¬fronted with more unemployed andstarving people than the World Warkilled in four years. A report published yesterday by IDr. Edward Compere, in charge oforthopaedic surgery at the Univer¬sity, reveals that up to January 1,the Nancy Adele McElwee Memorialhospital and the Gertrude DunnHicks hospital (which were dedicat¬ed one year ago) had admitted 413I|latients and had discharged 375patients to their homes, to theCountry Home for Convalescent jChildren, or to nursing homes.The Nancy McElwee Memorialhospital for crippled children was ^the gift of Mrs. Elizabeth McElweein memory of her daughter. Oneof the finest buildings for the careand treatment of crippled childrenin the country this hospital containsfifty beds, two playrooms, gymna¬sium, swimming pool, an occupationtherapy department, and equipmentshop.In addition to the fifty beds inthe McElwee hospital one hundredconvalescent children are caved forat the Country Home for convales¬cent children, thus making an or¬thopaedic service of more than 150patients, which is one of the largestin the country.Up to the first of January, 413children were admitted to the Hicks-McElwee building and 375 patientshad been discharged; the connectionwith the Country Home for Conval¬escent Children assuring a rapidturnover.A social service organization is maintained in connection with thehospital and the social situation ofeach of patients is studied. As al¬most every one of the more than500 patients in the Orthopaedic hos¬pital are Social Service problems, itis frequently, necessary to find newhomes for the chfTtlren after theyleave the hospital.The occupational therapy depart¬ment, which teaches the childrenweaving and other handicrafts, andthe bed side teachers, who help thechildren to keep up with their schoolwork even while they are in bed,have been of inestimable value inaiding the patients, according to Dr.Compere.On the first of January Dr. Com¬pere announced several advances‘which l^ave been made in ortho- :paedic treatment. The seven proce- ’dures which he lists were institutedfor the first time in Chicago. !Nathanial Allison, Professor of |Surgery was in charge oT the or- Jthopaedic surgery department of theUniversity from February 1930 un¬til last February when he was forcedto resign because of poor health. Atthe present time Dr. Edward L.Compere who has been a memberof the staff of the surgery depart¬ment since 1928, and who is an as¬sistant professor of Orthopaedicsurgery is in charge of the work inOrthopaedic surgery, working underthe direction of Dr. Dallas Phemis-ter, chairman of the department ofsurgery. By MAXINE CREVISTONPerhaps it was the way she sang...or her charm...or the beautyof her voice...but Claire Dux en¬thralled her audience last night inMandel, an illustrious audience...it need not be said, composed, as itwas, of faculty members. . .and ev¬eryone loved her.The secret might lie in her in¬credible ability to fit and submergeherself into whatever she may sing,from a simple folksong to the songsof Shakespeare, and a program ofSchubert, Mozart, Beethoven, andWolf.Now she IS a young girl disap¬pointed in love, again she is only a jrhythm, a movement, or with fine 'restraint she present “Sainte Mar- iguerite”, a French Canadian folk¬song.Shakespeare’s songs, long favor¬ites of music-loving audiences, werenext presented, “Seals of Love,’’ theimpertinent “Sigh No More, Ladies’’with its philosophy on the ficklenessof men. and the “Springtime—from‘As You Like It’.’’Of the German numbers, the ex¬cellent rendition of “Gretchen am(Continued on page 4) Buzzell’s Run in NinthInning DecidesGameWILKINS SLAMS HOMER‘RAZZ^ ISSUE OFPHOENIX APPEARSNEXT WEDNESDAYTICKET SALE BEGINS SHOW CAMPUS MOVIETickets for the next concert ofthe University Symphony orchestra,to be gfiven May 31 at 8:15 in Man-del hall, are now on sale in the of¬fice of the department of Music, 201Ingleside hall. They are priced atfifty cents and one dollar.Proceeds of the concert will beused to establish a scholarship fundfor deserving students in the de¬partment. j Dean William E. Scott and Wil-j liam V. Morgenstern, Director ofI Publicity, will leave Friday for aI tour of several eastern cities, whereI they will show the campus talkingI movie, “Life on the Quadrangles’’.I and speak before alumni groups.I While in Cincinnati Dean Scott! will supervise the competitive exam¬inations given there to supplementthe examinations to be held on cam¬pus May 20. Phoenix w-ill poke fun at campusfolk, “razz” the fraternities, lam¬poon the typical campus woman, de¬bunk the “Big Shots” and satirizetravel diaries in the forthcomingMay issue, scheduled for next Wed¬nesday.Charles Newton Jr., who waselected student publisher on Mon¬day, heads the batting list with hissketch of peculiar people, called“Crescat Scientia—But Why?” Hischaracters—Amelia Organ, GypsyFink, Bessie Gillup, Byron Naggle-nail, and Oscar Plovy—are a gal¬lery of oddities, to be seen on astroll about the quadrangles.Gypsy, for instance, is a poetesswho “suffers terribly, and writespoems out of her torment.” Herverse is hysterical, sexy, free: “Gonow and leave me, broken andalone!”Wormley Veepings, Phoenix manof mystery, gives the fraternitiesthe well-known “bird”. Bill Quin- \Ian, in “Crass Notes—Investigations jin the Harper waste basket”, crashes |through with ^ facsimile of one jwoman’s notebook. It said to tell jeverything, everything. i“Through the Dictionary with ;Gun and Camera” is a novel littlesketch which aims to make faces |at the travel diaries, with their.stories about unknown animals andobscure places. “How to be a Big IShot”, by Allen Marin, describes intopical outline form the exact meth- 'od of achieving fame on campus. i One of those games which makescollege baseball what it is wasplayed on Greenwood field yester¬day afternoon. The Maroons de¬feated Lake Forest in the last ofthe ninth inning by a score of 11to 0. Twenty-eight Hits, includingtwo home runs, a triple and threesingles were pounded out in thisslugfest. The Pagemen play theFiremen today at 3:30.Coach Pat Page’s Maroons shookoff the lethargy of “no base hits to¬day” and came through with seven¬teen safeties. Hal Wilkins, reservefieFder was the batting hero of theday, with a homer, a triple and twosingles in five times at bat. JohnnyLynch, whose bat has been silent inthe last week or so, came throughwith three singles in five times atbat.Henshaw WinsPerhaps the strangest feature ofthe game was the fact that RoyHenshaw, Maroon southpw, pitchedonly three balls and yet is creditedfor the victory after Pat Page, Jr.,had hurled eight and two-thirds in¬nings. He pitched to one man toretire the side in the ninth inningafter Page had hit the Lake Forestcatcher. Parsons, on the head toforce in the tying run—the basesbeing loaded. Coach Page calledHenshaw in from the bull pen andRoy pitched three strikes to Jake-man.With the score tied at 10 all asthe Maroons came up for the lastof the ninth, Buzzell lifted a nicesingle to center and went to secondwhen the center fielder muffed theball. Mahoney was safe on the LakeForest shortstop’s error. Lynchdrew a pass, filling the bases. How¬ard, the next man up, struck outwith a count of three and two onhim. Temple hit a ground ball tothe shortstop, who pegged home butBuzzell slid home safely with thewinning run.Score 5 in FirstThe Maroons started their scoringin the first inning. After two wereout the Pagemen registered six con¬secutive hits which accounted forfive runs. Lynch, Howard, Temple,Johnson and Page all singled inturn, and then Wilkins cleared offthe bases with a triple. Jakeman re¬lieved Skopec on Ihe mound andBeeks grounded out to finish the inn-(Continued on page 3)Elect Lemon HeadOf Literary ClubHarvey B. Lemon, professor ofPhysics, was^lected president of theChicago Literary club, Monday.One of the oldest organizationsin the city, the Chicago Literaryclub is composed of prominent Chi¬cago professors, lawyers, ministers,doctors, and business men who meetevery Monday from October untilMay in the Fine Arts building. Ateach meeting some member readsa paper on a literary subject. Al¬though the length of the reading islimited to one hour, a member mayexpress any opinion without anyadverse criticism from other mem¬bers.Other faculty members of theclub include: Paul Shorey, profes¬sor of Greek; Anton Carlson, chair¬man of the Physiology department;Arno Luckhardt of tbe same depart¬ment, and Edward Sci'ibner Ames,chairman of the department of Phil¬osophy. 1*’1jiir-i■4' -i^•5*.1'’f-■ ^,'^4III’mif'.rit4 -^ i'■■•I•it,3'Page I wo THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY. MAY II, 1932iatlg ilarnotiiFOUNDED IIJ 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THEUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday,during the Autumn, Winter and Spring Quarters by The DailyMaroon Company, 5831 University Ave. Subscription rates $3.00per year: by mail, $1.60 per year extra. Single copies, five-centaeach.No responsibility is assumed by the University of Chicago forany statements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the postoffice at Chicago, Illinois, ur.Jer the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationLOUIS N, RIDENOUR, JR., Editor-in-ChielMERWIN S. ROSENBERG, Business ManagerMARG.\RET EGAN, Asst. Business ManagerJ.4NE KESNER, Senior EditorHERBERT H. JOSEPH, Jr., Sports EditorASSOCIATE EDITORSMAXINE CREVISTONRUBE S. FRODIN. JR.BION B. HOWARDJ. BAYARD POOLElAMES F. SIMONWARREN E. THOMPSON5LEANOR E. WILSON BUSINESS ASSOCIATESJOHN D. CLANCY. JR.EDGAR L. GOLDSMITHSOPHO.MORE ASSISTANTSSTANLEY CONNELLYWM. A. KAUFMANWALTER MONTGOMERYVINCENT NEWMANEDW'ARD SCHALLERSOPHOMORE EDITORSJANE BIESENI'tMELVIN GOLDMANWILLIAM GOODSTEINEDWARD NICHOLSONROSEMARY VX)LKMARGARET MULLIGAN BETTY HANSENROBERT HERZOGDAVID LEVINEEUGENE PATRICKROBERT ALVAREZJANE WEBERNight Editor: Bion B. HowardAssistant: William Goodstein eiasy to enjoin and relatively difficult to practice,but it has been a cold winter and looks like a rainyspring. Of course, the show has little of the lav-ishness which marked such productions as‘‘Smart Alec“, but it seems that there is roomfor further paring of expenses. Rather, there wasroom.Blackfriars is regarded as one of the foremostI undergraduate musical comedy organizations ofthe country, however, and the current presenta¬tion is worthy of the fine Friar tradition. It isthe place of the loyal undergraduate who has theprice of admission to attend, and he may be surethat he is getting a good show for his money,j One hundred and sixty men, more or less, havelabored together to produce the show, not oneof whom has any idea of receiving for his workI any recompense save the experience and th‘e fun.I Profits are salted away in the Blackfriars trustfund, and some day there’ll be a road trip. SomeI later day, perhaps, there 11 be a Blackfriar theatre.The plans, we are told, are in a safe somewhere.—L. N. R., Jr. CLARENCE I. LEWIS,HARVARD LOGICAN,IS MOODY SPEAKER(Continued from page 1) I tonight will bring out the bearingof this new material in explainingI our “so-called logical faculty.”' Mr. Lewis will talk to Professor' T. V. Smith’s class on Thursday and -' will be entertained at dinners as *lation of such systems to behavior • guest speaker tonight and Friday atand the external world. His lecture i the Quadrangle club. ROSALYN’S PUCECOMPLETE LUNCH 35c58th at Cottage GroveWednesday, May 11, 1932“WHOA, HENRY”Blackfriars is not talking about a road trip thisyear, which is an innovation on the usual pro¬cedure. A few weeks preceding each annual pro¬duction, of which the present one is the twenty-ninth, it is customary for the Board of Superiorsto begin to dicker with the alumni board of Black¬friar trustees, making a very attractive proposalfor a modest tour of the show—to the loop, toMilwaukee, perhaps to South Bend. Such machin¬ations have always ended fruitless, and the showis presented the customary six times in the cus¬tomary Mandel hall, and the whole thing is re¬peated the next year.Of course, it is by no means difficult to explainthe reason for the change in attitude this year; likeso many other things, it is due to the economicsituation. For ourselves, we should like to seethe Friars go on the road, but we are glad thatthey have not proposed to do so this year. Theywill deserve a great deal of credit if they canmanage to end the current regular showings witha profit for the year.As far as the present show is concerned,“Whoa, Henry“ is some better and no worse thanthose of its predecessors it has been our fortuneto see. It is far, far better than the Universityof Wisconsin Haresfoot show which does go onthe road, and spent a night in this town, in spiteof the fact that the Haresfooters spend all yearproducing their revue, while a Blackfriar showis built with all possible dispatch. It is a goodcollege musical comedy, and worth taking some jtime off to see.We do think that the Friars have made some ,mistakes this year, which might have saved themmoney, had they been averted. The first is thepractice of selling scores for the show. Mirror, jwhich showed a tidy profit in a bad year, initiated 'the practice of giving scores gratis to their cus- jtomers, sold advertising in the score-programs,and made some money on the deal. Printingscores which do not contain advertising and thenhaving to sell them in order to break even merelyadds an additional crease to the brow of theabbot without providing a source of much profit,and also annoys the customers unnecessarily. jSecond, and far more important, the prices, !though low for Blackfriars, are still a little high !for the student purse. At the beginning of thecurrent academic year, the now extinct Board ofOrganizations, Publications, and Exhibitionsmade the same remark to the representatives ofthe Order, But ther protest apparently went un¬heeded. Students are poor and are looking forbargains, and while a ticket to “Whoa, Henry ”may be a bargain at two dollars, nevertheless twodollars is a lot of money. We doubt whether theincome of the show would have been materiallyreduced had the top price been one-fifty. A greatmany students who do not have four dollars havethree.The production in general, it seemed to our ■unpracticed eye, was more elaborate and costlythat it need have been. EconomVi of course, is The Travelling Bazaar IBY FRANK HARDINGToday we have another colm submitted inthe competition for the job of running theBazaar next year. TTris colm was written byDAVID C. LEVINE.ny, of Harry Swanson, ’ I 7, who is chairman ofthe alumni reunion that will take place prettysoon, was reminiscing in Charlton Beck’s of¬fice the other day. It seems he used to beeditor of the Maroon, and what a time theboys had in them days! Among other things,he told how they got trade ads from a lot ofcafes (no, not saloons). They advertisedZilch’s Beer in Brown Bottles, and got paidwith Zilch’s Beer in Brown Bottles. Accord¬ing to Mr. Swanson, there was a time whenthe editor and business manager of the Ma¬roon were the most popular men on campus,because they had charge accounts at the bestbars in town.* * »This one really happened, but we promis¬ed not to use the real names involved. Any¬way, the story goes like this: there’s a fellowon campus named joe Blow, or somethinglike that. Well. one day one of his girls, whogoes to another school, called him up andgave him what for, because she said she hadbeen on campus a few days befoxe and hehad walked right past her wtihout even say¬ing hello. She wanted to know what was thebig idea. Joe thought fast and said, “Well,there’s another fellow on campus named JoeBloe. He spells it B-L-O-E, but it’s pro¬nounced the same as my name, and peopleare always getting us confused. It musthave been him you saw.’’ “Awright,” saysthe girl, “I’ll forget about it this time, butdon’t let it happen again.” And so anotherbeautiful friendship was saved for posterity(whatever that means).» »In a class in Greek the other day somehero raised his hand and asked if it weren’ttrue that Agamemnon had fifteen wives.(You can supply your own number of wivesif you don’t like our figures.) The instruc¬tor, whom we will leave in anonymity,thought it over awhile and then answered,“Well, there may Ijje some truth in that con¬tention, but one should always take suchstatements with a'dose of salts.’’John Hardin, the eminent campus corre¬spondent, wandered into the Maroon officea while ago, looked^at all the lady reporterswearing these trick shoes with strings tied tothem, and yelled, “Migosh, have all thewomen on this campus got weak ankles?”Y- JiPNo less an authority than The Daily Ma¬roon (aided and abetted by Mac, the demoncompositor) says that Paul Stagg has politi¬cal aspirations. Yesterday’s paper had itthat in his match with the Illinois captain heseemed to lack confidence, and resorted to alobbying game. Love Gome!Lorraine WatRon wear'an imported iiier<'eriz«‘dwhite linen craRh ... copyof Lueile Paray. The hellis red, white and ^rtMMistraw; the hack has theopen • suspender strap'.Sizes 14 to 20, 119.75SfHtrts RiHtmSixth Fhwr^ Middies If alnu^hOn both courts . . . it’s the skill of your racket thatdoes it. For some, it’s a drive that completes a decision,for some thephicement is all that will count, for othersit’s /orm that makes all the difference.But, remember, it’s your racket that starts them alloff... and if, like Lorraine, yon choose Field’s for yourdress you’ll he well on the w ay to .. . LOVE GAME!This advertisement written by Alice StinnettMARSHALL FIELD& COMPANYTHE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, MAY II, 1932 Page llireeMANY WORKERS INHUMANITIES GROUPCONDUa RESEARCH Maroons Win From Lake ForestIn Ninth Inning on BuzzeWs Run(Continued from page 1)I’rofesBor Shorey, Plato has one ofhis prreatest interpreters—in a cityon a continent of which Plato never<li earned.Professor Charles Henry Beeson■s studying the classical culture ofthe Middle ages, delving into themanuscripts of monks to find howideas were shared and transmitted.11 those times. He is a paleogiaph-tr. seeking manuscripts that havenow become fossils, dating them,and making them tell the story oftheir culture and their original own¬ers.The legends of King Arthur, the-tarch for the Holy (Jrail—in factall the manuscripts telling of the!>attles, loves and adventures ofthese knights and their period—arethe subject of William A. Nitze’sinterests as he carries forward an¬other division of research in theHumanities division.('ompilation, through the use ofthe photostat, of a complete, criticaltext of Chaucer, which will revealthe background of culture, thought,and personalities of the fourteenthcentury which went into these Can¬terbury Tales, is engaging the atten¬tion of Dr. John Matthews Manlyand his associates. Sir WilliamCraigie is meanwhile preparing hismammouth historical dictionary ofthe English language in America—the first chance for a nation to learnthe full history of its own tongue.There are others. There is theOriental Institule—greatest of themall. Dr. James Henry Breasted di¬rects an investigation—in the an¬cient Near East—that is revealingthe history of the actual origin ofc ivilization as told in records of«tone, clay and papyrus. It is per¬haps the most extensive of all thesebranches of research in the Human¬ities section of the world’s knowl¬edge.(Thi« ia one of a aeries of articleson the work of outatanding Univer¬sity departments. Another will ap¬pear next Wednesday.) (Continued from page 1)ing.Chicago scored again in the secondon a couple of errors and a singleby Howard. Lake Forest picked up ithree runs in the third when Fitz¬gerald hoisted a home run over Wil-kin.s head in right field with twomen aboard. Wilkins had run in onthe ball and couldn’t get back intime.Wilkins put the Maroons backinto the lead again in the seventhwhen he sailed a four-bagger be¬tween the center and right fielders.Two passes had put Johnson andPage on the bases. Temple drovein another run in the eighth afterLynch and Howard had singled.Howard was called out at the platewhen he tried to make home.Wiih the score standing '0 to 7 infavor of Chicago a.s the ninth inn¬ing started, it seemed as though thegame was already won. But—toprove the adage that a ball game isnever lost, Xake Forest came backstrong in the last inning. Collinssingled to left but was forced .outat second by Lutz. Fitzgerald drewa pa.ss; Maskie forced Fitzgerald atsecond. Lutz going to third. Withtwo men out and runners on first andthird, Orr cracked a double to rightfield scoring two runs. Katzenmaierwas .safe on Johnson’s bad throw tofirst, Orr going to third. Bratzkewalked, filling the bases. With two.strikes on him. Parsons was hit by ja pitched ball. A run was forced !in, Orr coming home. With thecount at 10 and 10, Henshaw camein to 'strike out Jakeman.The Maroons then scored the de- 'ciding tally in the ninth as already irelated. Box Score BADGERS, PHI GAMS,ZETA BETES, MACS,A.T.O.WINI-MTILTS TODAYon theQUADRANGLESCHICAGO (11)Buzzell, cfMahoney, 2bLynch, IfHoward, cTemple, 3bJohnson, ssPage, pHenshaw, pWilkins, rfBeeks, lb ab6655543 1 10 0 po a e4 0 0311220 05 15 0 1 20 01 01 15 22 00 0 0 041 0 0 08 0 044 11 17 27 10 5LAKE FOREST (10)ab r h po a eCollins, cf 5 0 3 5 0 1Lutz, 2b 5 3 1 0 1 0F'itzgerald, 3b 4 1 2 1 1 1Ma.'kie, ss 5 1 0 2 2 2Orr. lb 5 1 2 7 0 1Katzenmaier, rf 4 1 1 1 0 1Bratzke, If 4 0 0 2 0 0Parsons, c 4 2 2 7 2 1Skopec, p 0 0 0 0 0 0Jakeman, p 4 1 0 0 3 0 (Continued from page 1)fought game, getting six runs in th2I last inning. Fortess scored on two' hits for the losers; Borg, Woods, andWhittenberger brought in most ofthe Badgers’ runs.I A. T. O. managed to win overthe Pi Lams in a pitcher’s battlebetween Yates and Patt. Good field-! ing was displayed by both sides.; Pitcher Patt brought in two of theI winners’ runs. Kaufmann did wellfor the Pi Lams., The Midway Athletic Club boyscame through again in traditionalform in their defeat of the Ponies.The losers collected their six runson 11 hits, while the Maes broughtin nine out of 13.Long did well for the littlehorses; Edelstein, Hassan, and Krit-chevir brought in two apiece of thewinner’s runs.40 10 11 *25 9 7* One out when winning run wasscored.Lake Fore.st 003 013 003—10Chicago 510 000 311—11Home Runs—Wilkins, Fitzgerald.Three base hits—Wilkins. Twobase hits—Beeks, Kazenmaier, Bratz¬ke, Orr.Bases on balls—off Jakeman, 4;off Page, 4.Struck out—by Skopec, 1; byJakeman, 3; by Page, 5; by Hen¬shaw, 1. Hits—off Skopec, 6 ininnings; off Jakeman, 11 ininnings off Page, 11 in 8:^, innings;off Henshaw, 0 in 1/3 inning. L. KOCH IS YOUNGESTCOLLEGE PRESIDENTContrary to current popular be¬lief, Robert Maynard Hutchins is notthe youngest university president inthe world. That honor is held byPresident Lucien Koch, of Common¬wealth College, Mena, Arka*n.sas,who is only twenty-four years old.Admirers are giving Mr. Koch adinner at the Subway Restaurant,57th St. and Dorchester Ave., onThursday, May 12, at 7.A discussion on the purpose oflabor colleges will be conducted byMr. Koch, and a special dinner willbe served for fifty cents. The Daily MaroonNight editor for the next issue:John Bayard Poole. Assistant: Mel¬vin Goldman.WEDNESDAY, MAY 11Music and Religious ServicesDivinity Chapel, at 2 in the Jos¬eph Bond chapel. “The Pei-sonalReligious Life: Getting a Divorce.”Professor H. N. Wieman.Organ music, at 5 in the Univer¬sity chapel.AthleticsTennis Match Chicago vs. NotreDame at 2 on the Varsity court.Departmental ClubsThe Junior Mathematical Club, at4:30 in Eckhart 209. “Mathematicsin the Large.” Professor HerbertE. Slaught.The Zoological Club, at 4:30 inZoology 29. “Potencies of the End-Bud and Other Audal Levels of theEmbryonic Axis, with Special Ref¬erence to the Origin of the Metane-phros in the Chick.” Mr. C. H. See-vers.The Student League, at 8:00 P.M. in Social Science 302. “MarxianTheory of the State.” Marx-LeninDiscussion Group.MiscellaneousRadio lecture: “United States His¬tory: Recent Period.” AssociatePi’ofessor William Hutchinson. 8 A.M., on WMAQ.William Vaughan Moody Founda¬tion lecture: “Our So-Called LogicalFaculty.” Clarence 1. Lewis. Pro¬fessor of Philosophy, Harvard Uni¬versity. 8:15, in the Oriental Insti¬tute lecture hall.Undergraduate OrganizationsMeeting of the Freshman Councilat 9 A. M. in 203 Cobb. This sportsman-like cuff linkis at home in either Frenchor starched cuffs. It’s new,smart, novel in action. Easyto insert—holds fast. 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Just lookat these rates!TOURIST FARESAS LOW AS >98Round Trip ^172 (up)This year a vacation in Europe costs littlemore than an ordinary one at home! Onthe MAJESTIC, world’s largest ship;OLYMPIC. HOMERIC. LAPLAND andour other famous liners, fares have been cut20 X to 50 X. And the PENNLAND and>CESTERNLAND, former cabin liners, nowcarry Tourist as the highest class.Your local rteamship agent will give you tie"tow down" on the new low ralrt to FurotwWHITE STAR'RED STARInternational Mercantile Marine Lines mellow tobaccosfrom the Sunny South.aromatic tobaccosfrom Smyrna, Xonthi,Somsoun, Cavollo.that’s why theytaste better180 No. Michigan Ave., Chicago 0 1932, Liggett Mybis Tobacco GaPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY. MAY 11. 1932FEDERATION WILLTRY‘SMALL GROUPCOUNSELUNG PLAN Perfect American Girl Taller Than REDUCE GREEN FEEBritish Ideal, Gym Staff Claims pQJ{ GOLFTOURNEY MAY 23 Blue Monday Will Be Bluer If NewWomen’s Club Has Its Way on CampusUse Common InterestAs Basis of NewSystemAll upperclass counsellors are tomeet this afternoon at 3:30 in thetheatre of Ida Noyes hall, for an ex¬planation of the work which theirnew positions includes. Any who ,are unable to attend should notifyRuth Willard previous to the meet¬ing. Tea will be served.The Federation council, seeking ameans of coordinating and inte- jgrating the Freshman women who ^enter the University next year, hasdecided to inaugurate a new plan ,in its organization. In previous years ithe unwieldly group of scattered. ■unacquainted .students, whose coun- |sellors were unable to l)ring them ■into relation with the entire class. .presented a crucial problem....aproblem only partially remedied byoffering all Freshmaii women andtheir counsellors an opportunity to ■occupy the dormitories during thepreliminary week before fall quar¬ter last year.uf.tief t eroup” sys¬tem. the council is attempting toeliminate this problem. .Accordingto the new program, all counsellorswill be divided into small commoninterest groups, based on similarinterests between counsellors as wellas between the Freshman womenconcerned. A faculty member andfaculty wife, in addition, will be anintimate part of each group organ¬ization, holding meetings in theirown homes, and thus extending thephases with which the entering stu¬dent may come into contact.Definite “follow-up” activities forthe year will then be planned by thecouncil that are to supplement andoffer a wider range of expressionthan the medium of the Freshman The women’s physical educationdepartment favors the tall and ma¬jestic type of beauty for the “per¬fect woman” now under discussion,in health and fashion circles. As tothe “perfect meq(surements” com¬piled and published recently by someLondon experts on the subject, theconcensus of opinion was that the“ideal” model ot the British issomewhat too short and stocky forflawless feminine pulchritude.The measurements as submittedby the English stylists were: height.5 ft. 4 inches; bust, 34 inches;waist, 27 inches; hips. 34 inches,upper arm, 10 inches; lower arm.9 inches; ankles, 8’^; calves, 13inches. Miss Thompson expressedthe opinion that the height shouldbe about 5 ft. 5 and a half, to fitthe other measurements. MissStand, after extended measurementswith the tape on various girl.s whostrolled into the gym, concludedthat the height should be about 5feet 6 to correspond to the othei figures. Most of the girls examinedshowed measurements slightly un¬der those for the 5 ft. 4 model, al¬though they were a little taller, sothe result would seem to indicatethat either the Britishers are wrong,or else the American girl is just alittle bit more lithe and willowy thanher stolid British sisters,Mi?s Balwebber said she pei'son-ally thought that tall women madethe best models, and looked morestylish in their clothes, so she like¬wise waived the 5 ft. 4 measure¬ments. “The surprising thing is thatGreta Garbo and Gloria Swanson canlook so tall and regal on the screenwhen they are really under averageheight,” she .said. “It must be sometrick of photography, for as a rulethe tall woman alone is the chicmodel. X .-mall woman is called‘cute’ ‘adoiable’. ‘pretty’ but not‘majestic’ or ‘startling’.” In short,the local vote is very much for theVenus type rather than the short¬er English style of beauty.CLAIRE DUX CHARMS MANDEL HALL AUDIENCE(Continued from page 1)Spinrade” was marked with an ul¬timate sadness of mood, of tone,and touched with the despair, thefutility of a lost love. Then fol¬lowed the quiet, smooth legato of“Ueber Allen Gipfeln 1st Ruh,” con¬trolled, utterly in keeping with themood she had already created..•\s quickly was the mood shat¬tered. a new feeling emerged. . .onev'arying from joy to pathos, in the“Das Veilchen,” the “Freudvoll Und Leidvoll”.... and became lighterwith the flute-like “Die Bekehrte.”The whole ended on a note atonce flippant with gayety, at oncelight, happy, almost impudent. . .the“Der Musensohn” of Schubert’s com¬position . . ..\ppiause followed encore afterencore.... and she closed with thefragile, delicate “Evening Star”. . ,Small wonder the audience lovedher, or that sheafs of roses filledthe stage....Women’s club which has solely ex¬isted in previous years. Moreover,there is tentative arrangement forthe continuation of the faculty mem¬bers capacity as advisors and host¬esses to these small groups for thefall quarter.During the meeting this after¬ noon questionnaires are to be filledout by all who attend, so as to ob¬tain definite information on the in¬terests w’hieh each counsellor has,and the type of Freshman womanshe desires to assist. This methodwill facilitate the compatible assign¬ment of advisors and freshmen.WE’RE BREATHLESSever the amazing newpermanentwith NO MACHINEe’re still gasping over this astonishing invention. It gives youthe most beautiful permanent you’ve ever seen—deep, lustrous,natural waves—and does it without a machine and without electric¬ity!. . .Even bleached, dyed or baby fine hair is safe with Zotos. Itdoesn’t bake—it doesn’t burn—it’s just amazing! And it’s automatic.Can’t possibly overheat or underheat your hair. 'I'^ou’re as comfor¬table and relaxed as you can be!Better hurry and make an appointment. Be the first to get aMachine-less Permanent at our Campus or Loop Store.Campus Shop1215 E. 63rd StFairfax 8822Loop Shop58 EL Washington St.Franklin 9801 Juniors Win From SophsIn First Game ofTournamentW, A. .\. announces that thegreen fee for the annual golf tour¬nament has been reduced to fiftycents. The tournament, which willbe heTd on Monday, May 23, (or incase of rain on Monday, June 6) atCoghill is open to all universitywomen, including graduate studentsand alumnae. In order to play it isnecessary to sign up on the posterin Ida Noyes hall and to hand inby May 19, two golf scores for nineholes each. It Ls not necessary tobe a good goITer to enter the tour¬nament as everyone entering thetournament has a chance to win thecup.The putting contest which will beheld in connection with the golftournament will continue all day..\ prize will be given to the bestputter by Jean Searcy.University women are invited tojoin the W. A. A. group which willdrive to Lake Geneva on May 20to spend the week end at the LakeGeneva home of Ada Espenshade.The only requirement to join thegroup is to sign the bulletin in IdaNoyes hall.BaseballThe Juniors beat the Sophomoresyesterday in the first game of thebaseball tournament, while thefreshmen triumphed over the Se¬niors with a score of 14 to 13. FromMay 10 to May 24 the Sophomoreswill play the Juniors and theFreshmen the Seniors. May 13 to26 the Freshmen will play theSophomores and the Seniors theFreshmen. The final game will beheld June 7 at 5 when the honorbaseball team will play the AlumnaeMay 19 at 5:30. | It has a constitution, officers, anda growing membership.. .this newwoman’s club. It’s name is the ‘Mon¬day Club” and its aim is “to savethe good clothes which all fair wom¬en wear on Tuesday, Wednesday,Thursday and Friday, and to wearout the old ones. . . .on .Monday.”In a word, members of the neworganization have agreed to wear oldclothes on Monday.The constitution, as legally drawn 'up and approved by members of thefirst chapter, states that the presi- >dent of the club may change fromweek to week, and will be that per¬son who most ably exemplifies thenew type of Monday girl each week.In all probability, elections for thismost important position will be heldbehind the young lady’s back—toassure that the dubious ho».or willnot embarass her.A chapter room has alread.v beenselected; it is located in the Educa-,tion library. However, Harper read ,ing room, or maybe the Philosophy 'library, will be just as good. .Anyplace that is fairly safe, say the en¬ thusiastic membars.The sisterhood will gather f.irlunch in the Coffee shop on .Mon¬day, it is planned, and theoretiial-ly, you will be able to distinguishthem there.Suggestions for improvement ofany phase of the organization willbe welcomed by the sisters of theMonday club. All ideas must be pre¬sented in person to the presidentMonday morning in the Education li¬brary. You will be able to distin¬guish her—theoretically.NOTICE.\ll Crew Members, Supervisors. TesniCaptains and Student subsrription sales-l^tple who wish to avail themselves , fthe opportunity for free scholarships, madeIHvssible throuirh the courtesy of theI.eadin,; Maicasine Publishers axain thl^> ar. are requestetl to apply to thenational oriraniier, M. Anthony Steele,Jr.. Box 244. San Juan. Porto Rico, atai-inK q:ialittcations fully.F'OR S.XLE Ford Coui*e. 1S2Smodel. Driven only 12.00n miles.A-1 condition. Ruth Fertiu. HydePark 5193.LOST In Reynolds Club areenWahl fountain tK*n and pencil set.Dave Jadwin, Hyde Park 1742.UNIVERSITY WOMAN wanujob as tutor or aoverneaa. Roomand tmall salary detire<l. Box O.Faculty Rrchanae.LOST In Lexinaton Hall or onway to Botany Pond F'riday, areenDuofold junior Parker fountainpen. Return to L. Ridenour.Maroon office.WANTED — Oraanixer wantedby travel bureau for formation ofpartiea of aiudenta for Europeantravel. Mr. Ken nan. WANTED- Student to act aarepresentative for novelty ailverbracelet comi>any. Mias Robinson.WANTED — Experienced campcounsellor with a followina fora t>oaition in private boys’ campin Virainia. Mr. Kennan.W' A NTED-- Women students toact as representatives for an auto¬mobile cleanina and flniahinK ser¬vice. Misa Robinson.AN OPPORTUNITY is offeredto both men and women atudentato own and operats oranae andsandwich shops throughout Chi¬cago. The nominal invastment re¬quired is in part returned by thestock provide Kindly see Mr.Kennan or cstll at 1261 S. Mich¬igan Ave.. Caaanave’s OrangeProduct*, Inc.IndividualitySincerityIntegrityA rare combinationfor anyPublicationTHE DAILYMAROON