raie\ol. 32. No. 103. illarQonUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, APRIL 28, 1932 Price Five CentiMAROON ADDS NEWSENIOR JOB; PUCESMORE OF PROFITS INPUBUCAHONS FUND Blackfriars HoldTechnical MeetingCirculation, CollectionManager is SixthBoard Member I A meeting for all University menI interested in the technical side of iBlackfriars will be held today at iI 3:30 in the Blackfriar office on the'' third floor of the Reynolds club., M^en are needed in the properties, icostumes, scenery, lights, and make- jup departments. Work on thi II phase of the production will stai\; immediately, Henry Sulcer, technical |manager, announced yesterday. ! UNIVERSITY OFFERS605 COURSES FORSUMMER QUARTERetains 352 FacultyMembers; Term isTen Weeks CROWN MAY KINGAT I-M FESTIVALIN BARTLETT GYM Revival of “Shore AcresTonight in Mandel HallRecalls Realism of 90’sHold Frolic May 20During ScholarshipExaminationsSCOTT PASSES CHANGES[Revisions in The Daily Maroon. institution, creating a .sixth Senioro.'ition on the staff and stipulatinghat an increased percentage of the.1 profits shall be placed in theMident publications sinking fund,ivc been approved and made pub-1 by William E. Scott, director ofPublications. The change.-* have' cn suggested by the present DailyMaroon Board of Control, and willome effective next year.New Btitinest ManagerThe new Senior position will beiiat of a Circulation and Collectionmanager, who will work in the Busi-m -is department of the Maroon of-loe. At pre.sent, the Business Man-:-jer is the only Senior member ofIlf Busine!»s staff. The new manager.m11 have charge of the circulationind distribution of the paper, and•h(‘ collection of accounts owed Thel»aily Maroon.According to the revised constitu-I'ln, fifteen percent of the net'iofit.< of next year’s i.ssues of TheI'aily Maroon will be placed in theinking fund, whereas formerly onlyt il percent had been thus allocated.It I' planned that the followingt-ar, this amount will be again ^aised to twenty percent, and ultim-itfly to twenty-five percent, theseuiditions to the sinking fund beingimtivated by an attem|»t to createI fund sufficiently large enough to ■inance construction ‘in the future of 'independent publication offices.Change Remuneration Scheme |These changes in the staff per-onnel and in the sinking fund per-fiitage have necessitated a revision"f the entire remuneration scheme"f the constitution. Under the new'Ian approved by the Publications iiirector, the F]ditor-in-chief and Ibusiness manager of next year’s Ma¬con will each receive eighteen, in-''tead of fifteen percent of the net tprofits. The Six hundred and five course-s—representing a program as complete i.411 fraternity tickets reserved for r ^nd varied as that .offered in any*the production must be paid for by , other quarter—will be available tonext Tuesday or else they will be -“ummer students at the University,returned to the box office in Mandel j The summer' (luarter time sched- ihall for the general sales, Chet ole includes work for undergraduate :Laing, abbot, said yesterday. The | ond graduate students in all four di¬fraternity and club drawings were visions, and for professional stu-held .4pril 19. Blocks of tickets may : 'lonts in seven schools, according tostill be re.serveil by calling the box | announcement by the Recorder’s of-office in Mandel hall between 10 and ^ve. ii Three hundred and fifty-two fac- |I ulty members will comprise the sum- !mer quarter staff, of whom 142 arefull professors and 129 are associate]or assistant professors. A modifi¬cation of the University’s policy this !year has increased the pi oportion of {regular faculty members who will |continue to teach throughout thesummer quarter, and has reducedthe number of visiting faculty mem¬bers to twentv-five.Hutchins ProlongsHonor Course forTwo More YearsThe two-year honor course inWestern literature conducted byF’resident Robert .M. Hutchins andProfe.ssor Mortimer Adler will becontinued with the .same group fortwo more years, it was announcedat the weekly meeting of the classTuesday evening.The course, which was begun inthe fall of 1930 will complete theoriginally specified period this ,lune.Seventeen of the original twentymembers are still enrolled and withonly one or two exceptions the pres¬ent members will continue.Beside the University course.President Hutchins and Dr. Adlerplan to present the same course tojuniors and seniors at University Quarter Ten Weeks LongLast year, for the fir.st time, the 'University shortened its summercourses to a ten wee\fc period, and ithe plan will be followed again this ,.summer. The ten-week period hasbeen adopted for the convenienceof high school teachers who desire }to take University work, but whose 1high school .semesters over-lap the jopening of the llniversity quarter. jThe first term of the summer j([uarter will begin June 20 and :close July 22, while the secoml term iwill open Jul.v 25 and close August20. There are a .•’umber of half-high school. If this plan proves sue- | credit courses being given duiTng thecessful, it is probable that the course fir.st term only,will also be given to freshmen andsophomores in the high school.The class meets once a week to'di.scuss the week’s reading assign¬ment which has included all the sig-civilization from Homer down toEinstein and Freud. The examina¬tion which will be given in Junewill cover the two years’ work. Theplan for the next two years is tostudy additional works of the sameauthors and to add a few more toManaging editor will. Registration for classes will beon Saturday, June 18, and .Monday,I June 20. Examinations for the firstterm will be held on F'riday, July22, and final examinations on Fri¬day, August 2(5. The autumn convo¬cation is Friday, August 2(5..Announcements for the summerquartei', containing a list of coursesand professors and a tentative timeschedule, are now available at theInformation office in the Pressbuilding.eceive eleven percent as coim-1 The course, which began a yearai ed with the fifteen percent stip-I before the inauguration of the ' p^| yop U A Q QI4n\A/Mdated in the present constitution,} plan, was in leality a forerunner of KLIUolli tlAo oMLIWINand the two Senior editors will re-<‘ive nine percent, as compared with' ven under the present scheme.The new Uirculation and Collec-■lon manager Ls to receive elevenI'crcent, the eight Editorial Junioreditors each two percent, and thelour Business Junior assistants eachtwo percent. the s.vstem. No papers were requir- jed, and the class met but once a iweek for a discussion of the reatl-ing. Each student was given spe¬cial keys for the private library ofthe class. The comprehensive exam¬ination, which was given last Junewas the first at the University and asimilar one will be given this year. I CAMPUS MOVIE TO42,302 STUDENTSMr. Egan of Beecher Hall Finds WorstThings in Life Are Free—and FrequentBy JOHN BAYARD POOLE•Margaret Egan is bu;y repentingand TTke Aesop, the moral to her re¬pentance is “never do a photograph¬er dirt”—at least not if the photog- Kenneth Rouse, assistant to James.M. Stifler, chairman of the Univer¬sity committee on development, hascompleted ninety-four showings ofthe campus movie, during which itwas viewed by 42,302 people.At present Mr. Rouse is makinga tour of Illinois, Wisconsin, Mich¬igan, Iowa and Indiana. His itiner¬ary for the next three days include.'*her new perpetual motion machine. F'ranklin Park and Mooseheart, Illi- The second annual May Festival,sponsored by the Intramural depart¬ment, and held in conjunction withthe .4nnual Competitive Scholarshijiexaminations, will be held May 20at 8:.30 in Bartlett gymnasium.The Scholarship examination com¬mittee on entertainment will ar¬range for the entertainment at theFestival. This is composed of Ed¬gar Goldsmith, Eleanor Wilson, andRobert Dodson. Frank Harding hasbeen appointed manager of theMay Kings, and Bion How'ard is incharge of publicity.Crown May “King”The crowning of a May King, heldfor the first time last year, willagain be sponsored under the samerulings. Each fraternity is eligibleto enter a man on the presentationof fifteen names on a petition. Allpetitions must be turned in to FrankHarding by May 13. The May Kingwill be crowned at the end of theFestival. He will be determined byvotes cast at the door with eachpaid admission. Art Howard, AlphaDelta Phi, won out last year by aclose margin over Sam Horwitz, PhiSigma Delta and captain of the foot¬ball team..411 University students are invit¬ed to the Festival as well as thesome eight hundred high school stu-dent.s who will be competing forscholarships at this time. Followingdirectly on the announcing of thescholarship winners in Mandel hall,the high school students will be in¬vited over to Bartlett gym for onehalf hour of entertainment furnish¬ed by Blackfriar and Mirror stars.Dancing will start at 9 and continueto 12:30. The orchestra selected willbe announced shortly by the Intra¬mural department.Admit High School StudentsAll high school students will beadmitted free, while there will be aslight charge for University stu¬dents. Only the paid admissions willlie allowed to vote for the .MayKing. Prizes will be awarded tothe fir.st place and runner up. Lastyear the winner was awarded a suitof clothes.All arrangements except the en¬tertainment early in the evening willbe taken care of by the Intramuraldepartment. James Edmunds andRobert Hepple have been appointedas the Sophomore assistants fromthe Intramural department in chargeof arrangements. Decorations willbe arranged by these two men.Other entertainment will be pro¬vided during the afternoon. New Directory ofPh. Z)’s Contains2,679 Scholars Pat Magee and AliceStinnett FinishCareersFive hundred and seventy-five ad¬ditional names are contained in thenew register of University Doctorsof Philosophy, recently issued bythe University Press. This is thefirst edition of the register to bepublished since 1928, and the addi¬tions represent an average annualincrease of one hundred and forty-four during the intervening period.The doctors are classified in thedirectory according to the new Uni¬versity divisions, revealing that thePhysical science division leads allothers, having granted 773 doctor’s^ degrees since June, 1893. The Bio¬logical science division has grantedfour hundred and seventy-four, andthe professional schools of the Uni¬versity one hundred and forty-two.A total of 2,679 such degieeswere conferred by the University' between 1893 and the Spring con-! vocation of 1931, according to thenew register. Of this number onehundred and forty-nine are deceas¬ed, leaving 2,530 living Doctors ofPhilosophy.In the Physical .science division,cheifiistry leads with two hundredand eighty-three, followed by math¬ematics with two hundred and two.In the Biological sciences, the Bot¬any department has granted two, hundred and eleven doctors degrees,i followed by Psychology with onehundred and seven and Zoology withI one hundred. In the Humanities,I English leads with one hundred andtwenty-one, followed by Philosophywith eighty-six. In the Social sci¬ences History leads with one hun-I dred and twenty-seven, followed byEducation with one hundred andfourteen.A large majority of these <loc-tors are engaged in the teachingprofession, the register indicatingapproximately 1,800 of the 2,530now living in that category. Ofthese. 1,100 are full professors.Nearly one in four of these doc¬tors are already listed in the 1931[ Who’s Who in America.FUZZ APPEARS ONSENIORS’ LIPS ASFIRST WEEK ENDSThe rest of Margaret’s time for thepast several weeks has been spentinterviewing salesmen who have call¬ed at her special request to demon-lapher is John Mills. Foi some time strate washing machines, and elec-now, Margaiet each morning h.^3 j trie refrigerators. One suave gentle-been deluged with letters and pack- j man almo.^t high pressured her intoages—samples of this and that, pat- | actually buying a new Packardnt medicines ballyhooed as cures | which she had ordered. .4s forlor growing corixs, fallen arches and j books—Margaret now has the life'iiake bite, literature on plumbing, j and history of “Lydia Pinkham in'elegraphy and even animal husband- j three short volumes’’, “How to makely. The fact that all the mail is | a fortune overnight’’, “Scientificaddressed to a Mr. Egan who queer- j Hog Raising” and, if she sends inl\ enough lives in a woman’s resi- j the Five Dollars, Margaret receiveshall has not kept the perspir- I a five year subscription to “True'iig mailman from delivering his !goods. I nois, Kenosha and Racine, Wiscon- |sin. He has just completed show- !ings in Cleveland, Akron and Spring-field, Ohio.He has arranged for presentation-which will last until the end ofJune, and by this time, he will havereached as far as Kansas and Mis¬souri. Some of the more importantcitie.s, at which he w'ill stop are St.Louis, Kansas City, Topeka, Man¬hattan, Abilene, Hutchinson, Wich¬ita, and Winfield, in Kansas, Enid.Oklahoma City and Tulsa in Okla¬homa.The movie is shown before highStory” with a ‘Copy of Boccaccio I school groups, alumni of the Univer-(Expurgated?) tos.sed in just to bind ' sity, the Rotary and Lions clubs.Part of the day, Margaret spends j the bargain.‘M answering phone calls; denying’hat she is ready to begin herriiha” lessons; enroll at theIb'gue School of Stammering whereher pitiful case has attracted atten-li'in; join the Riveters’ Union, havent*r new furnace installed or patent Now, the only trouble with thistale of woe is that we don’t knowwhat started it all. Margaret re¬fuses to tell; John won’t even ad- Mr. Rouse shows the thirty-five mili-meter film, while another of thesame size which is now in New Jer¬sey is sent to points too distant toinclude on trips. A small sixteenmit that he is responsible for Mar- milimeter film, used by Mr. Stiflergaret’s troubles. When interview-1 on his trip to the West coast was ;(.Continued un p«|||e 2) i burned at Iloaston. (Poole Is ChairmanOf Junior CouncilJ. Bayard Poole was elected chair¬man of the Junior class council atits fi^.-it meeting yesterday after¬noon. I^oole is an associate editorof The Daily .Maroon, and a mem¬ber of Sigma Alpha Epsilon. He w-asrepresentative on the Undergradu¬ate council and on the recentlyabolished Board of Organizjbtions,Publications and Exhibitions.Other members of the councilare: Mary Louise Cotton,^ MargaretGraham, John Hollaway, Ross Whit¬ney and Eleanor Wilson. Plans fora dance to be held in June werediscu.ssed at yesterday’s meeting,and the possibility of collaboratingwith the Senior executive councilwas considered. In such a case, thiswill be a Junior Senior prom, which,it is hoped, will set a precedent forthe future.The council was recently appoint¬ed by William E. Scott, assistant tothe dean of students, following theorganization of the Sophomore classponnoil. Several candidates for the title of“best man” in the Senior class—hewho can raise the most mustache intwo weeks—displayed an encourag¬ing growth yesterday afternoon asthe first half of the two week con¬test ended.George T. Van derHoef, whosemustache was repressed or sup¬pressed last year when he attempt¬ed to grow one out of season, isproud of the tawny brush whichadorns his upper lip. So are hispupils over at University high school—he teaches a class in English lit¬erature.Bernie Wien found his slightlyred mustache embarassing when hehad his picture taken for a medicalschool application. Dannie Seifer.who is cultivating a jet black gar¬den on his upper lip, almost lost hisclaim to fame when the razor slippedyesterday morning.Herbert Joseph, the Grandstand.4thlete, is sorry he entered the race.His long, black mustache collectscookie crumbs, candy wrappers,(lust and back copies of the Read¬er’s Guide to Periodical Literature.Jack Test, diminutive socialaesthete, has surprised his fraternityj brothers by the length and beauty: of his hirsute adornment. Larryi Schmidt, tennis player, finds his mis¬placed ey brow gets in the wayW’hen be spi've*;. “Shore Acres”, James A. Herne’splay which won the plaudits of an! enthusiastic first night audience oni May 23, 1892 at McVicker’s theater,! is to be produced in Mandel hall thisi evening by the Dramatic association.I The rising of the curtain at 8:30will find a group of twenty-five ac¬tors and actresses prepared to actin the annual revival of an earlyAmerican drama.In no way an “Uncle Tom’s Cab¬in”, the production tonight willhave as many laughs for the audi¬ence as there were snowflakes rain-I ing down on the ice-crossing scene! in d!Tie revival piece last year. AndI instead of seeing Pat Magee in thei role of Uncle Tom, a capacity houseI in Mandel will see a realistic inter¬pretation of Uncle Nat, the leading. spirit in the play. Opposite himI will be Alice Stinnett. They takethe roles played by James A.I Herne and his wife in the McVic¬ker’s opening. Both Pat Magee and: Alice Stinnett will be seen in theirlast parts in Dramatic associationproductions.Typical Play of ’90’*“Shore Acres”, which has beendirected by Frank Hurburt O’Haraand produced by the Dramatic asso¬ciation and Napier Wilt’s class inAmerican drama, was selected forpresentation because of its interestas a typical play of the nineties.Furthermore, it was the first of aseries of plays which, according tocontemporary standards, were emin¬ently realistic. Naturally, “Shoix*Acres” and plays like it, when giv¬en today, are a cross between bur¬lesque and melodrama—the resultbeing that the pieces are laughable.The technical staff has been tax¬ed to the utmost for the necessarysound and scenic effects. The stagedirections as given in the printedplay are so extensive that theywould require the facilities of theMetropolitan opera company andRingling Brothers and Barnum andBailey to get all of them.Backstage SecretsFor example, if a secret of thebackstage may be divulged beforethe curtain goes up tonight, the at¬tention of the audience is called tothe waves in the sea-coat scene. Ob¬viously, some variety of waves werenecessary to go along with the soundof breakers which are called for inthe script. The result is a hugesheet of paper stretched across thestage with some one of the unseenworkers of the association under-(Continued an page 2)Fiske Poetry PrizeWithheld This YearBecause none of the poems sub¬mitted seemed to the judges worthyof the award, no John Billings FiskePrize in Poetry will be granted thisyear, it has been announced.Although the time limit on the an¬nual contest was extended this year,contributions from students w'erefew and comparatively inferibr inquality, according to the judgingcommittee.This prize, of approximately $50was established by Horace SpencerFiske as a memorial to his father.It is awarded annually “to the grad¬uate or undergraduate student inany divfslon of the University whopresents a poem adjudged best bythe head of the English department,a leading .4merican poet, and a lead¬ing American critic.”The award was given last year toIrvin Jacohson, who was then asophomore. Jacobson was also thewinner of the David Laughlin prizefor an essay in the field of .4rts andr it pen til reP*.gc 1 wo THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY, APRIL 28, 1932® lUarflunFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THEUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Mondv,during the Autumn, Winter and Spring nuarters by The DailyMarot^n Company, 6831 University Ave. Subscription rates $3.00per year: by mail, $1.60 per year extra. Single copies, flve*cent#each.No responsibility is assumed by the University of Chicago forany >tatements appearing in The Daily Maroon or for anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.I Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the postj office at Chicago, Illinois, ur.Jer. the Act of March 3, 1870.! The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationi of any material appearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationLO'TIS N. RIDENOUR, JR., Editor-in-ChiefMERWIN S. ROSENBERG, Business ManagerMARGARET EGAN, .Asst. Business ManagerJ.ANE KESNER, Senior EditorHERBERT H. JOSEPH, Jr., Sports EditorASSOCIATE EDITORSM»\iNE CREVISTONRUBE S. FRODIN. JRBION B. HOWARDJ, BAYARD POOLElAMES F. SIMONWARREN E. THOMPSONri.EANOR E. WILSON BUSINTISS ASSOCIATESlOHN D. CLANCY, JR.EDGAR L GOLDSMITHSOPHOm’oRE ASSISTANTSSTANLEY CONNELLYW .M. KAUFMANWALTER MONTGOMERYVINCENT NEWMANEDWARD SCHALLERSOPHOMORE EDITORSJANE BIESENTIIMELVIN GOLDMANWILLIAM GOODSTEINEDWARD NICHOLSONROSEMARY VOLKMARGARET MULLIoAN BETTY HANSENROBERT HERZOGDAVID LEVINEEUGENE PATRICKROBERT ALVAREZJANE WEBER to call a man who has produced a thesis on thenumber of commas in some work a pedant, rath¬er than a scholar. There is something to be saidfor dilletantism, intelligently pursued.But we have digressed from our thesis, whichwas a wail for the dearth of meritorious poets atthe University, or at any rate for meritorious poetsof sufficient energy to enter for the Fiske Prize.We attribute this dearth first to our attitude to¬ward things of the spirit, which is coming to beremedied (witness the establishment of a flour¬ishing department of music), and to the fact thatthere exists on the campus no means of present¬ing student literary works to the body of the stu¬dents. Perhaps this second complaint may alsobe remedied in some fashion. We should rec¬ommend that the Phoenix enlarge its scope.—L. N. R., Jr. GIVE HERME’S ‘SHOREACRES’ TONIGHT INMANOR HALL AT 8(Continued from page 1)neath bobbing up once in a while.The effect is not all that it shouldhe—hut the waves will be there to¬night.The horse, which the members ofthe cast were able to lead to waterlast night in dre.ss rehearsal, willprobably fail to respond to his ap¬pointed task tonight. A .sure at¬traction, however, will be the duck¬ing of one of the male characterswho has no other part in the play.Night Editor: William GoodsteinThursday, April 28, 1932FIFTY DOLLARS GOES BEGGINGThe announcement that the John Billings FiskePoetry award will not be made this year because,in the opinion of the judges, no work of suffi¬cient merit has been submitted is a commentaryon the low state to which letters have fallen atthe University. Never, apparently, has a literarymagazine had an easy row to hoe here—not, per¬haps, because of any real dearth of undergradu¬ate literary talent, but rather because of the lackof enthusiasm for such a venture among under¬graduates at large and because of the fact thatalmost never did the fortituous combination ofastute and efficient business management andsound editorial principles and policy occur onthe staff of one such journalistic venture.During a regime about four years ago, thePhoenix began to take on a decided literary castand become not simply the chronicler of the rol¬licking antics in which undergraduates are popular¬ly supposed to indulge, but since then the editorshave vacillated among styles reminiscent in turnof the New Yorker, College Humor, the Ameri¬can Weekly, and Advertising and ’ Selling. Allthese impersonations, however, have been poorlydone, and it is perhaps not fair to the nationalpublications in question to mention them in thesame breath with our own Phoenix. The effortthis year to revive the Circle early could be seento be abortive, and the prospect of a literarymagazine shyly sneaking onto campus seems to be idefinitely dependent either on some consolidation ^of the existing publications or the rounding of theeconomic corner and the rediscovery of our van¬ished prosperity.fThere can be no doubt that the lack of a jmedium for dissemination of flowerings of under- jgraduate literati is in large measure responsible ,for the fact that so few blooms can be observed jon the quadrangles. And it certainly cannot bedenied that few do exist when a prize of fifty dol- .lars for a poem or cycle of poems goes begging in ia year when money is as scarce as it seems to theunaided eye to be today.Some have said that it is our school of Com¬merce and Administration, our Institute of Meat jPacking, and our focussing of academic attentionupon the type of education which is designed to 'bring the largest and most immediate material re¬turns—our general midwestern directness and dis- !regard of things of the spirit—which are respon- jsible primarily for the present lamentable con- Idition of culture at the University. Rather it is Ithat we have been brought up in a tradition ofscientific method; our English department, it hasalways seemed to us, might be called a depart¬ment of Cryptography, for most of its researchseems to one who has never engaged in it to con¬sist of counting pronouns or adverbs or vowels 'or something of the sort in a literary work which,we do not doubt, the author produced for thereasons that it could be sold for money and thathe thought that people might enjoy reading it.Such a procedure, it would appear, is typical ofwhat has, in the past, been the University’s atti¬tude toward those studies which are meant to in- jstill cultural appreciation. We should be inclined • The Travelling Bazaar ITinds Worst Things11 In Life Are FreeBY FRANK HARDING 3 New Books . • •As I See ReligionBy HARRY EMERSON FOSDICK—$2.00Ur. Fosdick’s many friends will welcome his new book, the first Inhas written in five years. As an acknowledged leader and authoritvin modern religion in America his books are in great demand. Moifthan a million copies of his previous works are in circulation. Youwill want to know the new concept of religion and its place today.The Lame, the Halt and the BlindBy HOWARD W. HAGGARD, M. D.—$4.00This new book takes up where the author’s earlier Devils, Drugs andDoctors, left off. Interesting, if somewhat gruesome examples of thecrude medical practices of a by-gone day are fa.scinatingly relatei!.In contrast, the author tells how modern medicine, on its presenthigh plane of scientific research, is curing age-old di.seases, increasing;the span of life, and bringing health and happiness'to millions. Hundreds of illustrations.Making the Most of Your LifeBy MORGAN and WEBB—$2..>0The authors of the immensely popular Strategy i» Handlingcome forward with a new book. They say that your life should I,'a thrilling game, and they tell you how to make it that way. Themethods of successful men are explained so that you can apply themto your-iclf. The l ook cv^ntains innumerable striking and drainatnincidenth in the lives of famous men, recounted in the grippuiirstvle characteristic of the authors.U. of C. BOOKSTORE5802 ELLIS AVENUERecent investigations have brought ussome information as to what the present bigshot seniors plan to do when they get out ofschool. Surprising to say the least, and al¬most improbable are some of the chosen pur¬suits. Let’s see now, Beaver Test plans toteach school in Egypt. That wins the tur¬key for the best choice, my how we admirethe lad’s foresight; just think of the futurehe will have down there, and just think howmany unshaked natives he can shake handswith. . . .Tovrov, ’’bad boy of belles letters”we think he is called, will take a crack atHollywood—won’t the censors have fun? . .Roy Black, we understand, has a hankeringto get a jazz band of his very own and a lit¬tle megaphone and croon Big Downey outof the picture.... Bernie Wien is planningto assume the position of chief veterinary ofthe state of Nevada .... Ridenour goes intophysics. The last interesting thing he told uswas that a match box full of the materialwhich makes up a little known star, the DarkCompanion, would weigh 25 tons. . . .Thegirls are not very honest. They all insist ontelling how much they are going to teach orhow many law books they are going to ab¬sorb. Why can’t they come out wtih it andsay that they are going to devote all theirtime after they jiraduate to getting themselvesmarried off?* AA *Prof. Smith of the music Dept has a prettygood system. He makes each student bringhim a Milky Way whenever they can’t bringa lesson all written out.... Most Profs weknow make us bring a nice long and originalexcuse, and then toss it back in our face whenthey get the chance.AA AA AAV'e took a look in on the Blackfriars re¬hearsal and were we ever surprised? Thereis just one thing we don’t like, and that’swomen with hair on their chests. . . . We gotour first glimpse of Mr. Schooley and weweren’t disillusioned for he’s the typical pro¬ducer we read about in the Saturday Post.Black derby perched at varied angles on hishead and a short black cigar which he is con¬tinually applying a^match to. . . .They triedto fix the girls, boys, girls (now what do wemean?) up for pictures but lacked the lip¬stick so some had to be borrowed. ElaineConnelly supplied the article and Blackfriarswishes to make a public acknowledgement. . .* v-Someone please inform us who this girl isthat Jim McMahon meets every hour outsideof Cobb. He has ceased eating at the A. T.O. house and can be seen at all communitydrug stores in the girl’s company. We askedJim for the name and be darned if he’d tellit to us. ’* AA *"Boo!”A J 1* 1 * . *And we see by the pictures thaf Pop Ma¬honey finally fixed himself up with a date orat least someone that was willing to be con¬genial. The photograph taken in the Chi Psihouse shows him in a very passionate em¬brace with some girl. We are told it is JeanJordan. . . .Just who does this Jordan damego with anyhow? (Continued from page 1)j ed, John snickered, slyly asked if theI “crate of eggs” had come yet, andI then refused to say another word.As we said before—“don’t goj around doublecrossing photograph¬ers’’—BUY YOUR THEATRE TICKETSAT THE DAILY MAROON OFFICECLUB WOMEN!An oiiportunity to travel aliroaHwithout cost i» offered to a fe\'clul) women who have unusual¬ly good contacts on Campus.I he details of how you can ob¬tain this trip can be gotten fromTed ( nrti'S—Daily Maroon officeLexington Hall—12-1 P. M. daily(until Ma\ 2 onlvl. Del-Ores BeautySalonMri. Frederick E. HavillPARISIAN CHICApproach your evenitiK’a aocial acUvii'--.with the aaeurance. p*)i!*e and allure of thetrue Pariaienne.No need to ahon* the fatiKue of bunir.i**caret or thoppinv hour*. Come to our bemitvulon for revivifvintc. toniiiK. akin and r>>mplexjon treatment* - there will he ■ n-*Kliarkle in your eye*—tire alow and ch«rmof youth will be your* -delicate, delight'i'Tuesday, Friday anJ Saturday!) A. M. to 9 P. M.5656 Kenwood AvenueTelephone Dorchester 1975Blackfriars at the Black hawkFriar Stars Join With Herbie KayDON KERR ROBERT BALSLEYHear the Blackfriar songs sung by the starsof the show. This will be your first chance tohear “Whoa Henry”, “Lovely Lady”, and ”1Want Your Lovin .” Your own personal friendswill be the entertainers. Herbie Kay will fea¬ture William Carroll’s “Lovely Lady. ”MILT OLINDON KERRBOB BALSLEYERNIE BROWNSUNDAY NIGHT, MAY 1No Cover or Minimum ChargeThe Blackhawk RestaurantWabash at RandolphTHE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY, APRIL 28. 1932 Pa^c 1 hrreMaroons Play Irish to 11 Inning Tie, 6-6NOTRE DAME KNOTSSCORE AFTER CLOSEDECISION AT PUTE Box ScoreGame Called in I IthAs Darkness StopsFurther PlayPARTIESandPARENTS}fotels Hindermere^hicago56th Street at Hyde Park BoulevardWard B. lames. ManagerFairfax 6000 Chicago (6)Johnson, ssBuzzell, cfMahoney, 2bLynch, If-Temple, 3b-lbBeeks, 1 b ab r h4 3 23 2 1 34 0 1 2o 0 1 21 0 2 102 0 0 3po a e2 2 20 04 10 02 10 0 PSI U., BARRS, TAUDaT,S.A.E.,PHIB.D.CAPTURE I-M GAMES MAROON NET TEAMTAKES MATCH FROMlOYOU SQUAD, 6-0 Wrestling AwardsBy RUBE S. FRODIN, JR.South Bend, Ind., Apr. 27—(Spe- 'cial). Chicago and Notre Danielplayed to an eleven inning tie hereat Cartier field this afternoon andevening. The game wa.s called be-1cause of darknes.s at 8 p. m. andthe score stood at 6 all.The game saw the Maroons inmediocre form, with only a few ,flashes of the stuff they’ll have haveto show to trim Wisconsin Satur¬day. In the first place, they final¬ly got the number of Captain Char¬ley Halt, who had previously blank-id them with three hits in the gameon the Midway a week ago. Theyreached him for six hits and sixbases on balls for a total of four¬teen bases in five and two thirds inn¬ings. He was relieved by Laggartm the sixth after having forced intwo runs.Pat Page, Jr., started for the .Ma-loons and pitched four innings. Hewas taken out in the fifth to allowllenshaw to bat as a pinch hitter,llenshaw finishetl the game. ,The reason, and a very good one ■mdeed, why the Irish had some runs ^in the early innings was that theyknocked Pat Page Jr.’s offerings to¬ward the 400 ft. left field fence fortriple-; in the inning. In that frame,Kusso opened with a three baggerand came home on Lomasney’s sin¬gle. (Jeorge Kozac, who plays base-ball when he isn’t at tackle on Hart- jley .Andei son’s football team, crack- fed a tiiple between Lynch and Buz-zell to drive in the second run ofthe inning. He came home after< iiminings’ fly was captured in cen¬ter field. O’Neil got on when |Johnson’-s peg pulled Beeks off fir.st. IHe got to third on a wild pitch and ,-cored the fourth run of the inn- iing on pitcher Palt’s single. Notre ^Hame jiicked up their fifth run in jthe tnlrd inning on two errors anda passed ball. After that they didnot score until the tenth. ^With the .score 4 to 0 againstthem, the Maroons .started to maketheir base hits count in the .-corecolumn. Johnson’s double in the j Hen.shaw, p 4 0 0 0 5 1 'Decker, rf-3l) 4 0 1 1 0 0 1Offil, lb 1 0 0 1 0 oiHoward, c 4 1 0 7 2 11Page, p-rf () 0 1 0 (1 I0 ;41 6 9* 32 15 6 I* Two out when game Wi J.S calledin the eleventh.Notre Dame (6) ab r h po a e -And what a game—on what a.schedule! It wasn’t decided until thelast ball was pitched, but when the [ump called the pop-fly to O’Meara jan out, in the last half of the sev-;enth, the score stood 4-3 for theP.si U’s in a man-for-man, seven- jinning battle with D. U. Other games jin yesterday’s I-M play were almost!as good. DKE lost a hard foughtcontest to SAE, 2-3; the Barbs de-Kane, SsO’Keefe, 3bSkeeketski, cfPowell, 2bRu.sso, 2b-cfLomasney, cfKozac, rfMcGrath, rfCummings, lbO’Neil, cPalt, pLaggart, pDel Probe, p T) 1h 04 02 0.*» 15 11 0.7 05 13 01 01 0 3 01 00 00 02 30 00 (I0 (I0 02 02 10 00 048 6 10 33 10 4Chicago 001 012 010 10—-6- 9-4N. Dame 041 000 000 10—6-10-4empire-—Ray and Naperstek.third was convertml into a i im. Th.nagain in the fiftii Buzzell got a freeticket to first and got around on.Mingles by Mahoney and Lynch. That(Continued on page 4) that it was no use, and quit whenthe .score stood 21-2 in favor of TauI Delt at the middle of the fifth; PhiBeta Delta ran away from the PhiDelts, and Beta forfeited toI Alpha Sig.I Baker, the sensational Psi Upitcher, was re-ponsible for histeammates’ final win, but Hoagland,the perpetual captain, did his bitbehind the plate. Doerr, Trude, and-Madden crossed the plate for thewinners; Schlesinger, Slater, andhurler Hepple brought in the DUluns. -Moulton did well in the fieldfor the losers.-Although Pitcher, the S.AE pitch¬er, blew up in the last inning, hisgood work in the first part of thegame carried his team to victory.The game was a fight between twogood hurlers with two sets of medi¬ocre hitters. Block was outstand-(Contlnued on page 4) Before an enthusiastic gathering ofspectators, the Maroon tennis teamexhibited its power by defeatingLoyola University in another prac¬tice competition. The home netmenwon four singles matches and twodoubles to make the afternoon acomplete success.With his usual driving power,Paul Stagg defeated Zwickstra in thefirst of the singles matches by ascore of 6-1, 6-2. Herm Ries wonhis match from Laemmar 6-1, 6-0.^ Davidson of Chicago met O’Con¬nor of Loyola in a well-playedmatch. The score of this tilt was6-1, 6-0. In the last of the single.smatches Schmidt outplayed Frischto win his match with the same re¬sults, 6-1, 6-0.The two doubles matches were allChicago, too. Stagg was paired withDavidson to meet the combinationof Zwick.stra and O’Connor. Their6-1, 6-2 victory proved the value ofthe extensive preparation madethroughout the winter. The gamesdisplayed excellent serving for theMaroons.In the second doubles play Riesand Schmidt combined to beatLaemmar and Frisch-. The score ofthis match was 6-0, 6-4. Severalmatches were aDo played by secondteam men. Minor Old English awards for thewrestling season were announced to¬day by Coach S. K. Vorres. Thosewinning the letters are Robert How¬ard, Richard White, Archie Hub¬bard, Wayne Rapp, Solomon Felt-'bein, and Max Bernstein.MARYLAND CAFEFood Eicellent - Prices LowChinese - American Restaurant846 E. 63RD STREETCompleteBreakfast 16c • upLuncheon 26c - upDinner 35c - up Warner Bros.FROLICTheatre — 55th & Ellis Ave.STUDENT CUT-RATETICKETTHIS COUPON AND 25cPRESENTED AT THEBOX OFFICEFrolic TheatreEntitles bt-arer to one admission anyday incluling Saturdays and Sundays.Good until MayThursday, April 28Marion Davies and Clark Gable in“POLLY OF THE CIRCUS”Constance Bennett in“LADY WITH A PAST”Fri. and Sat. Apr. 29 & 30ick Holt in “BEHIND THE MASK’Walter Huston in“A HOUSE DIVIDED”FRIDAY NIGHT.OVUge Hl6iEnjoy a riot of pleasure duringafter-theatre supper at Chicago’smost popular night club.FRANKIE MASTERS ORCHESTRAwill play dance music smoking hotDANCING Daily till 1 A. M.Saturdays till 2:30 A. M.Broadcast over KYW — N. B. C. ChainWednesday Night is Celebrity NightA LIVELY FLOOR REVUENOCOYERCHARGE in the MORRISON HOTELClark and madison streets NOI I COVER^HARGEGet tliatWhat those sisterscan’t do to a tune!Remember, always, that HotelsWindermere are at your serviceas they have been for gener-ations of Midway students. jLong experience has made usadept at arranging Universitydances, luncheons, dinners and |parties. '•And when Mother and Fathervisit you in Chicago, arrange tohave them stay here, conven¬iently, in a pleasant room orsuite, at a reasonable price.\h(m3/ay cmc/~\Acmc/ciy et/emh^ a/ 10*30 e.d.t.COLUMBIA COdlt-^-CO^tNETWORKO I9i2, Liooitt a Mysss Tosacco CO.■rriiiifrtiVPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY. APRIL 28. 1932HERE BOYS!1004 RESTAURANTGOOD MEALS35 and 40 Cents• • also • •55, 65, and 75 CentsSpecial Sunday ChickenDinner 65 CentsTable d*Hote dinners1004 East 55th St. NOTICE•All Crew Members, Supervisors, TeamCap ains and Student subscription sales¬people who wish to avail themselves of’.he opirorlunity for free scholarships, madepossible throuKh the courtesy of theL'adinK Masazine Publishers asrain thisy ar. are requested to apply to ther.ational organizer, M. Anthony Steele,.Jr.. Box 244, San Juan, Porto Rico, stat¬ing qualifications fully.THE MUSIC BOXCottage Grove at 64thChinese - .\nierican RestaurantDINE and DANCEMusic byCarl Schreiber and HisRoyal TroubadoursFull Course Dinner, $1.00XO COVER CHARGEFor Reservations PhoneFAlrfax 5322Graymont HotelKenwood District Convenient to University and Shopping DistrictDINING ROOM SERVING EXCELLENT FOOD(Home Cockim; Exclnsivelyi at Reasonable Rates in ConnectionWe Cater Especially to Fraternity and Club AffairsCheerful Well Furnished Rooms at Extremely Low Rentals$7.00- 12.50Radio In Each Room - Full Hotel Service - 1032 E. 46th St.NEW IN LOOPCAFE de ALEX80 West Randolph St.Everything is so different—the food, entertainment.Dance Orchestra.We feel sure you will like this unusual cafe.Evening Dinners to 9:30 — $1.50No Cover or Minimum Charge at Any TimeCafe de Alex OrchestraFriday night is Cuban Carnival Night.Tango Contest, Prizes. Souvenirs, andMiniature Horse Races.Dancing 6:30 onFloor Shows 7:30 - 9:30 - 11:30 - 12:30 - 1:30Telephone Andover 2438Management Daniel AlexanderTO EUROPE!38 DaysfromNew YorktoNew York THE CAMPUSWAY IS ACAREFREEWAY $340.00(New reducedPrice includingall expenses)Oxford is yours for the dayOxford is renowned throughout theworld, and Campus Tours is spending a dayat this University. Come stroll around thesehistoric quadrangles. Come to Europe in aCampus atmosphere—gain this great educa¬tional background—take advantage of thiscultural development as a Campus Traveler.The Campus Way is a carefree Way.Discuss our plans withTed Curtiss University of Chicago RepresentativeDaily Maroon Office Lexington HallHours: 12-1 P. M., 3-4 P. M.or send coupon toCAMPUS TOURS INC. 310 So. Michigan AvenueHarrison 8633Please send me Illustrated Booklet and “Hittin' the HighC’s,” (Campus Tours’ Publication).NameAddressCity MAROONS TIE NOTREDAME 6 TO 6 IN 11INNING BALL GAME TODAYon theQUADRANGLES(Continued from page 3)made the score 5 to 2.With one out in the sixth FrankHoward wa.s hit by a pitched ball.Page was out when trie pitched ballhit the plate and then.his hat. John¬son got a walk. Buzzell singled, fill¬ing the bases. Mahoney was walk¬ed, forcing in one run. Lynch alsogot a pass, Johnson scoring. Tem¬ple almost cracked one over secondbut Ru.sso grabbed it to end theinning.The Maroons tied the score at 5and 5 in the eighth with a run byJohnson. Meanwhile, Henshaw wasputting the Irish batters down with¬out a great deal of trouble. Kozacpoked a double in the ninth, andsprained his ankle when sliding intothe base. Page had poled a neattriple in the Chicago half of theninth but died on third. In the Ma¬roon tenth, a base on balls, a sacri¬fice bunt and a hit by Temple overthird gave the Pagemen a tempor¬ary 6-5 lead. A close decision atthe plate gave the Irish a run inthe tenth. An error by Henshawand O’Keefe’s double put Kane onthird. The next man up, Powellknocked a ball to Lynch, who pegg¬ed the hall home. Players and thosein the crowd thought Howard hadthe Kane five feet in front of theplate, but the umpire called the run¬ner safe.Darkness halted the game in thelast of the seventh when the um¬pires could no longer see farenough to render a decision atthird.Game StatisticsTwo base hits—Temple, Johnson,Kozac.Three base hits—Russo, Kozac.O’Keefe (2), Page.Left on bases—Chicago 13, No¬tre Dame 12.Bases on balls—Off Henshaw, 3;off Page, 1; off Palt, 6; Laggart,2; off Del Prete, 2. Struck out—By Henshaw 5; by Page 2; by Palt1; by Laggart 4. Hits—off Hen¬shaw, 4 in 6 2-3 inning.s off Page,6 in 4 innings; off Palt, 6 in 5 2-3inniiTgs; off Laggait, 3 in 4 1-3 inn¬ings; off Del Prete, 4 in 2-3 inning. ' THURSDAY, APRIL 28The Daily Marooni Night editor for the next issueRube S, Frodin. Assistant: Melvin :(ioldman.PhotographsSenior Women’s picture at 12—Hutchinson Court.Music and Religiou* ServicesDivinity chapel, at 12 in JosephBond chapel. “Our Stewardship of 'the Christian Heritage: Institutions.’’ 'Professor Samuel Kincheloe.Organ music, at 5 in the L’ni !I versity chapel. .Departmental ClubsLe Cercle Francais meets at 4:30in the French house. “Regional-isme.’’ Mrs. John H. Storrs.The Physics club meets at 4:30in Ryerson 32. “X-Ray WaveLengths.” Yuching Tu.The Social Service .•Xdniinistia •tion club, 7:45 in Harper Mil.i Kent Chemical Society, 8 P. M.in Kent 102. “The Haloform Re¬action.” Dr. R. C. Fuson.Undergraduate OrganizationsDiamatic .Association: Revival ofJames A. Herne’s “Shore Acres.”8:30, in Leon MandeT hall.MiscellaneousRadio lectures: “United StatesHistory.” Associate Fiofessor Wil¬liam Hutchiason. 8 .A.._ M.. onWM.AQ. “Readings." .Allen Miller.10:45, on W.MAQ.Public lecturer “Life Insurance asan Investment." .Assistant ProfessorS. H. Nerlove. 6:45, in the .Art In¬stitute.Public lecture: “Why Student Re¬lief for Kentucky?" Lucien Koch,President, Commonwealth college:Professor .A. Prtistace Haydon; Syd¬ney B. Snow, Pi-esident. MeadvilleTheological School; Karl Borders. 8P. M., in Kent Theatre. Black, Schmidt toRun Prep MeetsA. .A. Stagg Sr., director of athlet¬ics, yesterday announced the ap¬pointment of Roy Black as studentchairman of the Track Interscholas¬tic and Lawrence Schmidt as stu- jdent chairman of the Tennis Inter- jscholastic.Black, a senior, is captain of thetrack team, and a member of DeltaKappa Epsilon fraternity. Schmidtis a senior, plays number four onthe tennis team, is a senior man¬ager of the Intramural Division, andchairman of the Student Committeeon Student .Affairs.Black will announce members ofthe reception, entertainment andhou-sing committees tomorrow. HILL^S CAFETERIA63rd and Woodlawn Ave.Always Rel!abl« for your BreakfastLunch or Dinner.General Price Reduction inkeeping with the times.EXPERT TYPINGCorrect form and accurate typinu onshort on. lonn papers.Open day or erenini.MULLEN TYPING SERVICE132C E. Srth St. Oor. 2R9tiPsi U., Barbs, TauDelts, SAE, Phi BDCapture I-M Games j(Continued from page 3)ing for S.AK; Vorhees did as wellfor DKE.Lovegren of the Barbs was astrong hitter in their win overTKE. D. Wright’s scarecrow tac¬tics were of no avail; when hefrightened the Barb batters they us¬ually connected for a hit. Nineteenruns in the fourth inning marked theTau Delt runaway from the Divin¬ity boys. Pomerance knocked ahomer for the winners. Hublik struckout 15 men for Phi BI), while histeammate J. WeDs was re.sponsiblefor a home i*un, aiding in piling upan 8-p(yint lead in the first, in theirvictorv over I'hi Delt. Phelps & PhelpsCOLONIALTEA ROOM6324 Woodlawn Ave.LEARN TO DANCE NOWAttend ClaMieN atTERESA DOLAN STUDIOS307 Cuttare Grave AvenueMon. Si Wetl. Eveninzt at 8 s>0 o’clockAdmiitaion 5t*c F’hona Hyde Park .1080Private I.e*»«ns .Any Day or Rveninit 'j Where a thrill awaits the new¬comer and our old Friends arealways satisfied.Wonderfully good food servedin a distinctive Elarly Americanenvironment. Come today—you’ll be a frequent guest.U. of C. LUNCHEON 35cWaffles. Sandwiches, HomeMade Ice Creams.6324 Woodlawn Ave.For Large Party ReservationsCall Hyde Park 6324To Select Hyde Park’sMost Popular Twins•A contest to select Hyde Park’smost popular pair of twins is beingsponsored by the Warner Bros.Frolic theatre. 935 East 55th street,in conjunction with the Hyde ParkHerald, 5427 Lake Park avenue, andthe Kamen Photographic studo, 1426Ea.st 55th street.The winners—who will be select¬ed on the basis of the greatestamount of applause accorded themby the Frolic theatre audience on thenight of May 27—will be awarded$25 in gold. Twins desiring to en¬ter the competition may do so byfilling out blanks obtainable fromany of the three sponsoring firms.Entries close at noon, May 20.; Photographs of the winning twinsare to be taken without charge by' the Kamen studios, and will be pub-■ lished in the Hyde Park Herald.READER’S CAMPUSDRUG STORElOpposite the New Men’s Dormitory)S.E. Corner 61st and Ellis Ave.A most delightful place tolunch.Our Special SandwichLuncheon 30cIncludes soup, sandwich,dessert and drink.We serve Breakfast, Lunchand SupperDelivery Service FreeFairfax 4800 Blackfriars Announce LowPrices for New ShowGood Seats at 50c to $2.00WHOA HENRY!Horse laughs, beUy laughs and tittersfor everyone. Jokes that click.Simple songs, lilting songs, andmoon songs. They 11 get you down.Ballet dancers, pony choruses, andsensuous solo dances. So help me! JoeSalek will dance along with his sixteenfulsome Friar Flossies.Plots, shrieks, kidnapery.Low! Low! “Gangster Blues” Olinwill sing and cavort. “C & A” Fagan will eat swords.Paul Whiteman * Witmer will wise-guy his pianist part and play pian—antical whoopee.The beautiful and passionate"Clarice” Don Kerr will take the baldheaded row for a ride.Profile Balsley will flutter femalehearts.Clever, gay, fast. You’ll hold onwith both hands.Evenings$2.00. PERFORMANCESEVENINGSMay 6. 7. 13, and 14 at 8:30 P. M.MATINEESMay 7, and 14 at 2:30 P. M.PRICESMatineesMain floor $1.00Balcony1st 4 rows, center $1.00? ’X? 5 rows, center and 1st 6 rows, sides $ 75*'•00 Balance [IjOBox Seats $1.25GET YOUR TICKETS TODAY FROMU. of C. Bookstore. Woodworth’s BookstoreMandel Hall Box Office. The Information Office.Daily Maroon Theatre Bureau1 Itfi