TREATING PATIENTS,TRAINING STUDENTS,STUDYING DISEASEIS CLINICS' PROGRAMMedical School Finds aLaboratory Close at 'Hand HereHAVE FIVE HOSPITALSBy WARREN E. THOMPSONTwenty million dollars invested in ;medicine. Twenty million tldllars I^et aside for the three-fold purpose.f treatinjf patients, training? stu-j nts. and investi^atinsr disease.I.ahoratorie.s, hospital wards, librar-(■>, amphi-theatre.s, out-patient <le-■artments, offices, classrooms. Fifty-nine thousand patients in fourA medical campus alreadyliree blocks lon»r. an<l with pfansIni more buildinK^' ypt to come!These are some of the chaptersin the story of the University clin¬ics.And the >renius of the medical• io>:ram of this University lies in1' recognition of the intejfral re¬al ion-hip existinjr l)etween the sci-iice of medicine and the other sci¬ences of the academic world. Foimost medical sch«>ols throusrhout the(ountry, though perhaps affiliatedwith tfreat universities, are isolated.I'hy.-'ically and socially, from theircampus. Hut here is a medical-chool conducted on a univer<ityl«asis. and not as a downtown trade-chool. Here is a medical schoolV. ith its hospital on a campus. Itsout- are in the nearby departmentsuf chemistry, physics. bioloyy.Medicine is being taught in an at¬mosphere that allows its teachersand stiulents to mingle with thoseui the Humanities, the .'social sci-< nces and the Physical sciences.Hospital It Their SchoolHy building a medical ijuadran-"!(>. with its hospitals and clinics,m the mitlst of its other depart¬ments, the University has bioken<lown the artificial <li-tinction be¬tween re.search in the laboratories.ind observation at the patient’sliedside. Our hospital is our medi¬cal school. It is not thus at mostuniversitie.s.Dr. Franklin (’. McDean. Directorof the Univeisity clinics, summariz-( d it all for me recently by saying,‘■You can’t learn to practice medi-I ine unless you practice it.”So it is that the University clinics.lie providing expert medical ser¬vices to thousands of Chicagoans( Very year who come to its hospi¬tals and its treatment rooms. .\ndat the .same time, students in medi¬cine at the University are providedopportunity to work with physiciansin the wards and opeiating rooms,to serve as externs in the clinicss,and to learn the practice of medicineb.v supervised performance. Finally,the clinic laboratories are the sceneof constant experimental research.(Continued on page 4)Landscaping ProgramIs Near CompletionAn extensive spring planting andlandscaping program is nearing(ompletion on various parts of thecampus.Around the new Internationalhouse, thirty elms, as w'ell as shrubsnd grass, have been planted, whiletrees and shrubbery have been plac¬ed in front of the new Field houseat .'jfith and University avenue.A gift from the Yale university jnurseries of “Forsythia suspen.sa”, ja climbing vine that is just now be- jginning to blo.ssom, has been placed iabout the walls of Sunny gymna- |^ium. and Lester Ries, superinten¬dent of the Buildings and Groundsilepartnient, reports it to be one ofthe most effective wall vines to belound on any University building. Miner to Speak atKent Mass MeetingA coal miner from Evarts, Ken¬tucky—region of acute strife be¬tween operators and miners—will beone of the speak3rs at the massmeeting arranged by the StudentBureau for Miners Relief, in Kenttheatre tomorrow at 8.He is W. F. Burroughs, and hewill be accompanied by Will Dough¬erty of Pineville, Kentucky, anotherstorm center. Dougherty will notspeak. Curtis Reese, chairman ofthe meeting, is also a Kentuckian.Other speakers include Paul H.Douglas, professor of economics;Sydney B. .Snow, president of theM«adville Theological Seminary;Karl Border.s, president of thtleague for Industrial Democracy;and Lucian Koch, pre.sident of f’om-monwealth College, Mena, Arkansas,Pi Lambs, PhiPsi, ToreadorsWin LM GamesTODAY’S GAMES3:15Phi Beta Delta vs. Phi DeltaTheta.Beta Theta Pi vs. .Alpha SigmaPhi.Tail Ka))pa Epsilon vs. Barbarians.4:15Psi Upsilon vs. Delta Upsilon.Tail Delta Phi vs. Divinity.Intramiiial baseball play went intoits third round yesterday when vic¬tories wer»‘ chalked up by Phi Kap¬pa Psi, Pi Lambda Phi, and theToreadors. 'I'he Delts and the Sig(diis thought the w'eather had forlia.-eliall so the A. T. O.’s and theZeta Betes were credited with vic¬tories by forfeit.In the liest game of the after¬noon the Phi P is spiiee/.ed out adecision over the rhi (Jams. The>coie was tied at two all in last halfof the seventh when (Jhuck Far-well got on base, stoU* two mori*,and crossed the plate on a hit by.Ashley. Karl .Seaborg tossed a tinegame for the Phi (Jams, allowingonly nine hits during the game, butthe Phi Psi iiitcher Lindland waseven tighter. averaging a hitan inning He also scored the run(Continued on page 4)i ALUMNA KILLED,STUDENT INJUREDIN AUTO WRECKHelen Williams, alumna ’d2, waskilled, and Frances Clajip, senior atthe University, was injured, whenthe car which the latter was driving,collided with that of Richard Ken-nealy of FJlgin, Ill., at Mannheim andUoo-evelt Roads in Westchester late.Monday evening. The third occu¬pant of the wrecked car was V’ir-ginia Estep. Iformer ..dassmate ufthe two women while they attendedFrances Shinier women’s college at.Mount Carroll. 111.I .Miss Clapp’s jiarents are expect¬ed to arrive at the Westlake hos-j pital today. Her injuries are notI .serious, but she is in a state of ner¬vous collapse. Graduating last sum¬mer. Helen Williams received herPh. B. from the College of Arts,Literature, and Sk-ience, a’nd hadbeen employed recently at MandelBrothers. Virginia E.step was sec-‘ retary to Ben Bernie.iWINS $500 PRIZEDr. Warren B. Matthews, an as¬sistant in the Department of Surg¬ery of the Universily of Chicagoand a Fellow under the DoQglasSmith Foundation, recently won the•lo.seph A. Capps Prize of $500 of¬fered by the Institute of Medicineof Chicago for the most meritoriousinvestigation in medicine. The con-te.st was open to graduates of Chi¬cago medical schools since 1929. 'SHORE ACRES’SE1S lALPHA OaiS GIVEWILL RIVAl THOSE PUTS MAY 20,21OF THEATRE GUILD I IN REYNOLDS CLUB Ph0 tograph Sen iorWomefi TomorrowRed Lanterns Indicate j Harding and RidenourMo§t Anything in ! Collaborate on ‘TheHerne Play i Back Page’By RUBE S. FRODIN, JR. jIf you have ever seen a Theatre |Guild production you haven’t seen janything. That is, not until you’ve !seen James A. Herne’s ‘‘Shore jAcres” which will be produced joint¬ly by the Dramatic association and jNapier Wilt’s cla.ss in .American jdra iia in .Mandel hall tomorrow inight. IiIf you’ve never been so fortunate Ia.s to .see sets designed and executed junder the direction of Norman Bel- iGeddes—the next best thing you can 'do is To see the .eets which will he 'used in ‘‘Shore .Acres”. They are, jwithout any possibility of doubt, jamong the greatest contributions to jmodern .stagecraft vet to be used i* Iin the .American theater. ;Executed according to true Dra- jmatic association principles, the :lighthouse will top off a realistic \si't which will go far to carry an im- ^pi ession of the .\7aine coast. The Ikitchen .scene boasts an antique iwood .stove which will not be used, j(The hot meal which the cast uses;will come from an outside source.!.A masterfully-designed pump willconvey the impression of a barn¬yard. while red lanterns (,six ofthem I wiJl be used in all three scenesfor various purposes. Yes, the horseis still in the cast. Alpha Delta Phi will present itsseventh annual playfest May 20 and21 in the Reynolds club theatre.“The Back Page’" by Frank Hard¬ing and Louis Ridenour, and “AMessage From Khufu” by H. StuartCottman and Le Vergne Shaw willbe staged by members of the fra¬ternity.On Friday, May 20, the plays willbe presented for alumni and facultywho will later be guests at a recep¬tion at the house. Saturday, May 21.the jilays will be presented to thecampus hy invitation, and will befollowed by a dance at the house.Rehearsals will start this week.Phank Harding is in charge of pro¬duction with Riiiton Doherty,Strother Cary, and .ArOhie .Allen,assistants.The cast for the “Back Page” fol¬low- : Managing F!ditor of the Daily(iraphic, .Archie Allen; three re¬porters, T.ouis Ridenour, Mai'shallNewman, and Tom Reul; bartender,Bill (Jassels; office boy, John !•'.Dille .fr.; girl, (^harles Merrifield;policeman, Peter Beinarauskas; sec¬retary, Louis (J. Groebe; HJarl Wil¬liams, F'red Uhanner; and off-stagenoi-^es P’rank Harding.The cast for ‘‘.A Message P'romKhufu” includes: Strother (^ary asProfessor Hardin, Dexter P'airbankJr. as Ben, George Schnur as Butch.(Continued on page 3) .All Senior women are asked tomeet in Hutchinson court tomorrownoon, when the Chicago Tribune willtake a photograph of the group.P!ach year the Tribune published onthe first page of its Sunday Roto¬gravure supplement a color-photo ofthe women graduates from both theUniversity and Northwestern. Thispicture will be taken tomorrow.It is suggested that bright, col-oi-ed dresses be worn by all women, iin order that figures in the photowill be more sharply outlined anddistinct.Arrangements for the jihoto havehave been made by the Universitydepartment of Public Relations, un¬der the direction of William Moi'-genstern. It will be published in anearly issue of the Sunday Tribune.Douglas Heralds iPolitical ChangeIn Harper Tonight MAROONS TO BATTLENOTREDAMEATSOUTH BEND TODAY;RIKKlO HERE FRIDAYStrong Wisconsin NineInvades Midway onSaturdayPROBABLE LINEUPCHICAGOBuzzell, rfJohnson, ssMahoney, 2bLynch, IfPage, cfOffil, lbHoward, cHenshaw, pDecker, .‘Jb NOTRE DAMEO’Connor, efKane, 3bSheeketski. cKozac, rfO’Keefe, 3bPalmasini, ssLomasney, IfStemper, lbPalt, pUniversity Symphony Orchestra toGive Third Public Concert May 31'I’he third public concert by theUniversity Symphony orche.-^tra willbe given Tue.'iday, .May 31. in .Man-(li 1 hall. The proceeds will be usedto establish a seholarship fund for>tndents interested in niiisie.The concert will be given uiidei-the an<pi(es of the Uniiersity Mu¬sic society, a recently formed organ¬ization whose juirpose is to furtherinterest in niiisie among Universityst udents.'I'ieket prices range from .'?ld, foran entire box, to twenty-live cents,for a balcony seat.The program will include Bach’seoneerto for the harpsichord, withDorothy Lane as soloist. Beeth-oien’s Fifth Symphony, the BrahmsVaiiation.s on a Theme hy Haydn,and .Strau.ss'.s "Wine, Women, andSong.” .A first perfornuinee of apic'ce by a University student maybe included.According to members of t'ne De-|;artment of .Music, the harpsichordeon 'crto will be of especial interest,due to the fact that it is so seldomheard. The harpsiehoid to be usedis one of the two in (’hieago.Tr.e .scholarship fund wbieb will be established with the proceeds olthi.s concert and others will be opento all undergiaduates who are vital¬ly inteivsted in music, even thoughthey may no' be enrolled in the Deliaitmcnt of .Music.The University Music soeiely.which is .sjioiisoiing the eoneert andthe seliolarship project, is made upof students of unusual musical tal¬ent. Membership is by electiononly, but properly (lualitied studentsare invited to aiiply. .A generalI knowledge of nuisie, together withability in one field, are riMpiired ofall applicants.The program of the Soeiely in¬cludes the formation of a ehamber-I music ensemfilo by the members, aswell as sponsoring all musical activ¬ity on eamiius. The symphony eon-'cert of .May 31 will be the tirst ac¬tivity of the Society in its official■ capacity, but it is planned to followthis eoneert with similar ones incarrying out one phase of the So-I eiety’s firogiam of fostering studentinterest in nuisie. .A joint recitalhy several instrumentalists is listedamong the future activities of theI .Society. “The two old parties—so fai' asideas are concerned—are a perfectexample of the iMubalmer’s art,”Paul H. Douglas, professor of eco¬nomics, declared yesterday. Toniglilat 8 he will sjieak on the “(domingof a New Party” in Harper .Milunder the auspices of the localbranch of the League for Indejien-dent Political .Action.Professor Douglas will explainthe principles of the view party,which is affiliated with the FarmerLabor party in Illinoi.<. It ispledged to unemployment insur¬ance, more rigid control of pulili'utilitie.s, and the fleeing of laiiorfrom legal resti ictions, such as in¬junctions.-Although he realizes that both tlietwo major parties are firmly en¬trenched in the sentiments of theAmerican people, Prof(“s.«or Douglasfeels that the present alignment ofparties and of parly policy does iiolrepresent the interests of the twomost economically imjiortant classesin the eoinnuinity: the urban andtown wage workers and the fann¬ers.“The .American wage earners willnot permanently content themselves(Continued on page 4)PLAN QUADRANGLEFETE FOR NIGHTSOF FRIAR SHOWSPublic Clearing House Judd Stresses NeedHead Speak.s Tonight Of Training CoursesLouis Brownlow and Frank Baine,’ill addre-s members of the Socialerviee .Administration ('lub and allthea s interested toimorrow at 7:451 Harper Mil..Mr. -Brownlow, who is head of the |'uhlic Administration Clearing Ilouse, will give a de.scriptive talk jpiling of the work of his organiza-ion and Mr. Baine, of the AmericanLssociation of Public Welfare Of- jcials, will explain the function ofis group.There will he a short busine.ss ;leeting before the addresses, ac- ;ording to Miss Hazel Bird, dean ofHake Hall who is in charge of the ]lub meeting. Members who have !lot paid their dues are asked to'ring fifty e^ntc Dr. (’harles H. Judd, dean of theschool of education, yesterdaystressed the importance and the ne¬cessity for training courses in prep¬aratory schools, in his lecture onthe “Effects of the Present Econom¬ic Situation on Public Spools”Dr. Judd said that manufacturersshould not object to high education¬al taxes becau.se “the schools arethe means of providing a suitableenvironment for children after theyhave been excluded from businessand industry”. With present eco¬nomic conditions as they are “ifyoung people cannot find work andare too ambitious to loaf, they mustgo to school”, and the high schoolsshould provide practical courses forthem. The annual Quadrangle fete heldin connection with the productionof Blackfriar.^ May (5, 7, 13, 14 isbeing planned hy the Y .W. C. .A.under the direction of Elizabeth Mil-christ, member of the first cabinetof the organization.The fete consists of the selling offlowels, candy, ice-cream, and punchin the corridors of .Mandel hall be¬fore and in between the acts of each; Blackfriars performance,j Chairmen of the sales groups,which were announced yesterday hyj Elizabeth .Milchrist, are MargaielI Willis, candy, Marion Badgely, ice¬cream, Marie Yoeinan, punch, Vio-I let Llliot, flowers, Madeline Strong,decorations, Margaret Biusky, fi¬nance, and Eleanor Wilson.Y. W. C. .A. is sending out re-(liie^ts to club presidents for con-tiihutions of home-made candy andof money. Game called at 3 p. m.Carter field. South Bend, Ind.Chicago’s ball club dons eskimosuits and takes the road today. ThePagemen travel to South Bendw'here they will meet Notre Damein a return game—hoping to re¬venge the 3 to 0 defeat sufferedat the hand.s of the Irish on Green¬wood field a week ago Saturday.The Notre Dame tilt is a merewarmup game for the others thatfollow on Friday and Saturday. Fri¬day the Mai’oons are hosts to thechampions of Japan, a team repre¬senting Rikkio University. On thefollowing day Wisconsin comes tothe Midway as the strongest threatto Chicago’s conference title hopes.The Badgers, who licked NotreDame 10 to 3, seem to be the strong¬est outfit in the loop.Juggle Pitching StaffIt will take considerable jugglingof pitchers to jirovide fodder for thethree teams the Maroons w'ill facewithin four days. The best outlayseems to be: Henshaw today withStraske and Beeks in reserve; PageJr., and Langford Friday; and Hen¬shaw to twirl against Jakie Summer-field Saturday.The team will go down to SouthBend today showing the lack ofpractice. The cold winds w'hichhave been blowing around Green¬wood field for the la.st couple ofdays have put a crimp on the styleof the fielding which the Maroonsshould he showing. Coach Pagegave the team a long w'orkout Mon¬day but dismissed the squad earlyyesterday because of the weather.Try to Improve FieldingTrying to improve the fielding.Page may decide to bench ('’laireJohnson today and move TedDecker to. short and play Joe Tem¬ple on third with George Mahoneyon second and .Ashley Offil on first,Johnson, who is normally one ofthe Pest fielders on the team, hasn’tbeen clicking very well in the lastweek.Naturally the rough weather haslimited the amount of work thepitchers can do. Henshaw- hasn’tworked since the game Saturday.(Continued on page 4)SCANDINAVIAN NIGHTThe Scandinavian club will pre¬sent its regular Scandinavian nightprogram Friday night at 7:45 in thetheater of Ida Noyes hall. The pro¬gram will consist of Scandinaviansongs, recitations, dances and music.Bernard Anderson, the Swedish vice-consuj in Chicago will give the prin¬cipal address. Following thisthere will be dancing and refresh¬ments. Settlement BoardPresents CarnivalI The Settlement board under thedirection of Harold Dunkel, chair¬man, announces a cooperative cai -nival to he held at the Settlementtomorrow- night at 7 with student-,l^niversity professors and wives, aswell a.s groups in the Settlementcommunity cooperating to present1 a program and dance.The entertainment lasting froi^ 7, to 8:30, will feature a tap-dancingj presentation by the Mirror tapperswho appeared in “All’s Fair.” Bar¬bara Cook, production manager of! Mirror leads the tappers — Peggy'Holahan, Maigaretha Moore. Peggyi Moore. Jerry Mitchell, and VirginiaRussell.Ben Fail-bank, law school student,will present a prestidigitation act.I wo THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 27, 1932Satlg iflarouuFOUNDED ll. lit"lTHE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THEUNIVEKSITV OF CHlC.u.OPublished morning's, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday,during the Autumn, Winter and Spring Muarters by The DailyMaroon Company, uS31 University Ave. Subscription rates $3.00per year; by mail, $1.50 per year extra. Single copies, five-centaeach.No resiK)nsibility is assumed by the University ot Chicago forany statements appearing in The Daily Maroon or *or anycon racts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Enteretl as second class matter March 18, 1003. at the postodice at Chicago, Illinois, ur.Jer the Act of March .3, 18,0The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paiier.Member of the Western Conferenca Press AssociationLOUIS N. RIDENOUR, JR., Editor-in-ChiefMERWIN S. ROSENBERG. Business ManagerMARG.4RET EGAN. As.^t. Business ManagerJANE KESNER, Senior Edi^n-HERBERT H. JOSEPH, Jr.. Sports EditorASSOCIATE EDITORSMAXINE CRF,VISIONRURK S. FRODIN. .IR.BIOS B. HOWARDt I BAYARD POOLEI \MES F. SIMONA \KREN E. THOMPSON'I.FWOR E. WII.SON BUSINESS ASSOCIATESlOHN D. CLANCY. JR.KDCAR I. COLDSMITHSOPHOMORE ASSISTANTSsr.ANLFV CON.NFi 1 AVA .M. .A. K \1 FM \N \W M.TKR MON’TOOMF.KYVINCENT NEWMANF.DWARD SCHA1.,LERSOPHOMORE EDITORSI JANE H.'KSKv BKTT'V M ' NsKNMELVIN GOLDMAN ROBERT HER/OGVMLLlAM GOODSTEIN DVVID LEVINEKDWARD NICHOLSON .EUGENE PATRICKKOSKMARY V.OLK ROBERT ALV.AREZMARGARET MULLlviAN .PANE V\ EBERNight Editor: Bion B. HowardAssistant: Edward . NicholsonWednesday, April 27, 19 32HANDS ACROSS THE SEARikkio university of Japan, representing the bestof Japanese baseball, will play Mr. Page's Ma¬roons on Greenwood field Saturday. For thesquad which makes the trip, a barnstorming tourcf the United States is a great educational and cul¬tural influence—as gfeat, perhaps, as is the tripto Japan which the Chicago baseball team hasbeen accustomed to take every five years. Oneis led to suspect that if an> large proportions ofthe respective populations of Japan and the UnitedStates might have the opportunity of playing base¬ball on the home soil of the other population,newspaper headlines of UNREST IN P.^CIFICmight carry far less alarm to»the American public.Having dismissed this scheme as impracticable,w'e may, however, consider it as our duty to showthe Japanese team at least as good a time as isshoAA’n our club when it is in the isles. Men re¬turning from a Japan trip bring home stories ofthe hospitality of their hosts, the tremendous in¬terest that all Japanese display in college baseball—2 5,000 being a fair crowd for a game playedin Tokyo—and the fairness and general respectof their opponents and the spectators. \\ hile itseems hardly conceivable that a crowd of 25.000can be mustt^red or accommodated in order tomake the boys from Rikkio feel at home, never¬theless we recommend the game as being worthseeing. The Japanese can play ball and our teamis one of the few .Maroon aggregations of theyear which is in a position to make a bid for theBig Ten championship.ONE SCHOLASTIC SOCIETY GOESTO WORKFrom the University of Illinois comes a reportthat Phi Eta Sigma, Freshman scholastic honorarysociety, has succeeded in raising the scholasticaverage of the Freshman class at Illinois. Thirtymembers of the society each offered to aid onestudent who had received an unsatsifactory grade;and in the thirty cases where such contacts weremade, three-quarters of the hours of failure of theless successful students have been raised to pass¬ing grades.Flonorary societies have often been condemnedon the ground that they are simply and utterlymeaningless and empty; that the honor, once at¬tained, is merely a sop to the vanity of the su¬perior student, while the society itself makes noeffort to have a real function and a real purpose.Quite often, it is possible, an honorary scholasticsociety may justifiably be attacked on suchgrounds, but it must be remembered that thereremains to such societies the definite value thatthey encourage scholarship merely because mem¬bership in them is prized to some extent.Still oftener, honorary scholastic societies alsohave the value that they encourage further, broad¬er, and wiser pursuit of learning among their ownmembershp, by stimulating discussions and othermeans; but it would appear that Phi Eta Sigma hasreached a new high point in value for such organ¬izations, by unselfishly preferring its aid to theless fortunate brethren of its members. It is en¬tirely possible for the members of such a societysmugly to comment that they have worked hardto attain the grades which brought them into the■ ^ bond of the fraternity, but such an attitude maybe soundly condemned as myopic. Without f.shadow of doubt, there are men—and especiallyfreshmen—in college who work as hard as theymay reasonably be expected to without maintain¬ing satisfactory grades, simply because they haveTOt yet learned how to study properly, have nothad adequate background for the courses they aretaking, or for some other remediable reason.For these men, the help of one who has nativeability and has already learned the ropes (viz.,a member of a scholastic honorary fraternity) islikely to prove of great value. The thirty mem¬bers of Phi Eta Sigma who have done this workare to be commended for their generosity and theirfarsightedness, and the idea itself is one worthrecommending to all such organizations.—L. N.R., Jr.The Travelling Bazaar|BY FRANK HARDINGThese track trips seem to turn into wildorgies of iniquity etc. On the Michigan tripthe boys were not fed very well, for on theway back at Elkhart they had to stop for awee bite. They hit upon some joint whichpromised them all they could eat for the sumof 49c. The thoughtful boys loaded up tw’otrays of food apiece, cafeteria style, and insome way managed to dispose of it. Not sat¬isfied with that they proceeded to load up an¬other tray with whatever was solid enough towrap, and stowed it away in their pockets forfuture reference . . . Tsk! Tsk!And then the naughty boys proceeded tostop at a drugstore a little nearer home tomake a phone call. The phone call cost anickel but when they all climbed back in thecar they had a box of candy bars, tobacco(oh, no we can’t mean tobacco) and a bowlof goldfish for no additional outlay ofcash . . .^ ^Did you see the Blackfriars circular? If not,you missed a very clever job. The girl soprominently displayed is a well known art¬ist s model (oh, so well known) and the pic¬tures cost the Friar outfit just five bucks . . .But there is quite a story connected withthat picture, for yesterday someone called upthe Psi U house and asked for Abbot Laing.Mr. Abbot was not in, so Holloway did thetalking. Some fellow wanted to know wheth¬er the girl in the circular was Jane Blocki . . .Oh. my!¥ » *But we know one even funnier on the sub¬ject, for John Frankel of the Z. B. T. housethought the girl was Kitty Garlic and askedone of the superiors if that wasn’t true. Weforget which superior it was but Frankel wassolemnly informed that he was right, and howdid he guess it . . . We want to take this op¬portunity to set the poor misguided boy right.“Shore Acres ” comes to town Thursday soyou’d better get your tickets. It promises tol.e even a better hit than Uncle Tom’s Cabinand it’s got a lot more paraphenalia in it. Justthink, horse and chickens and almost a ship¬wreck. That beats one paltry ascent toheaven hy little Eva.We have inklings of a Deke, Alpha Delt,Psi U track meet to come some time in thenear future which ought to be worth a fewlaughs . . . Tickets won’t be much and theprice ought to be worth the picture of see¬ing a few unknown speedsters run. We canthink of three that ought to be pretty good.“What kind of tooth-paste did you sayyou used ? ”^ SfThe roller-skating fad seems to have hit Fos¬ter, as It does every spring. We heard a very amus¬ing story the other day about a boy and girl whowere returning the other night from a nocturnaltree-wheeling expedition. A passing squad carshowed more than a passing interest in them, andthey were forced to hide in the bushes in front ofIda Noyes from three till four. Names on request. '“Hut not any more,” said Betty, as she tried onf ren(‘li Imports that have actually seen the (diampi-Klysees, the Arc de Trioniphe! That really cameIrom the Kue de St. Georges.And it isn t just the Paris label. It’s their color,their conscious attractiveness, their hon ton. But gcsee lor yourself, d'hey are irresistible!MARSHALL FIELD& COMPANYThis ad was written by Margaret GrahamSweatersWereResistible...Betty Millanl in one of theselittle Sweaters.They're onlyS2.2S up. Junior and PetiteMiss Section. Sixth Floor.1iI(THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 27, 1932 I WrerHere’stourist travelTO EUROPEin the Grand MannerI ur sre« "Tourist dc luxe” liners on which1: unst is the highest class carried. TravelI ourist on these and you "own the ship.”MINNEWASKAMINNETONKAPENNLANDWESTERNLANDOne *ay fares as low asRound trip $172 (up)I nnl recently the and Minnetonka„ re exclusively First Class Liners. Now theyire yours, unchanged, at the low Tourist rate.T'le Pcnnlcnd and IVesternland were formerlyI'ln Liners. Now Tourist is the highestthey carry.!i regular weekly service to Southampton,' lu re and Antwerp.Apply to your local the travelluthonty in your community ... orRED STAR LINEiNTfRMTKMML MERCANTILE MARINE COMPANY‘ No. Michigan .Avi*., i'hicagoNOTICECrew Members. SllI<e^v^^<>l•». Teamf and Student idi-.-riiition sales-«ho wish to Mvnil th<'m>ol\»-- of‘■(unity for f . >• holartihii' . madeI through th«‘ eouil<-ly of theMavazine I’uldishers HirHin this• ~e requesteil to ap|dy to theoritani7j?r. M. Anthony Steele.244, San Juan. I’orto Rieo, stat-.a'itications fully. W. A. A. ELECTS RUTHLYMAN CHAIRMANOF SPRING BANQUETTarpon to Hold CozyIn Ida Noyes onFriday at 3:30Ruth Lyman wa.-i elected generalchairman of the spi ing ban(|uet -June9. Committee head.s for the ban¬quet, elected at the \V. A. A. boardmeeting Monday, are; Invitation andprogram committee, Mary VirginiaRockwell; tieket.s Laura Cook; dec¬orations, Lonaine .\dt‘; reception,Mary Lou Forltrick; dinner andseating, Marion Radiiley. Sugges¬tions were itiade for faculty speak¬er and guest, and are to be votedon (luring the ne.\t board meeting.^V’. A. .■\. cozy this Friday willbe in charge of Tarpon club. Thecozy will be held at in IdaNoyes hall. The bridge tournamentwhich is held at the cozy is stillin itrogress.The list of arrangements for par¬ticipants in the tennis tournamentis posted in Ida Noyes hall and thematches aie to be jilayed off as soonas possible. This year forty-livewomen have signed uit. For furtheiinformation see Olga Nikolich.Y. W. C. A.V. W. C. A. will hold a tea onTuesday from to .T in Y. W.< . .A. in Ida Noyes. Croup chair-m'.*n will sp»*ak on their work.The national Y. \V. (’. A. conven¬tion open- on Thursday, May atMinneapolis. .Mrs. Charles Cilkeyis the national president, .-^gnes.Adair is the Chicago representativeto the convention. Mr.«. Harvey Carr,.Miss Margaret (Mark, and Mrs. .Ar¬thur K. Holt of the advisory boardwill attend the meeting.Tarpon club will hold a meetingnext Wednesday at in the Y.\V. C. .A. room of Ida Noyes hall..At the meeting which is for mem- Seven Professors Praise IntellectOf Campus Women; Refute DarwinSeven University professors whowere ir.terviewvd yesterday ;|fteivnoon stated they did not thinkDarwin’s theory of the greater va¬riability of the male holds true atthe University. Tests given to Wis¬consin high school seniois during the ■last fe\v^years showed that there isclear evidence for a greater aver¬age variability for men, and a pre-pondeiance of men at both extremesin general mental ability or scholas¬tic aptitude.When asked whether he thought itests at the University would givethe same results as those obtained iat Wisconsin, Professor Horatio H. ;Newman of the Zoology department .replied, “I find no appreciable dif¬ference between men and women jfrom poor workers to good workers 'here except in the Biological Sci¬ence (ieneral Course where men dobettfr by ten per cent because thewoik appeals to them more tliaii itdoes to the women.” He also saidhe thought that in a state univer¬sity women would rank lower ingrades than men because womenthere are less interested in seholas-ti" work than they ar(‘ here, whiletlie men are aliout eipially inter.Ted.Piofe.'sor Harvey B. Lemon, oftlie pliysics department, said thatdue to the scarcity of women in thePhysical Science Survey course hewould hesitate to make a geiu ra!statement. He feels, liowever, thatwhen you find a “real smart girl"she takes down the whole field.However, men rated higher thanwomen in the examinations given fall quarter to the freshmen in tlie iPhysical Science survey courses.According to James W’eber Linn,Pio..essor of English, anyone whoattempts to discuss women’s intelli¬gence without an exhaustive andcaretul research would probably betarred and feathered, either by theindignant men or by the indignantwomen. “Since I have no desire for ^tar and feathers, I must refuse toanswer,” he said.Dean William E. Scott admittedthat some of his most brilliant stu- !dents were women, but then stated ;that on the average men rated eon- isiderably higher in his classes thanwomen.Arthur (]. Bills, assistant* itrofes-sor of psychology thinks that there ,is more difference between individ¬ual men and individual women thanthere is between the sexes. The oidy jditt'erences between sexes are those 'of experience and of innate differ¬ences. For example women wouldrank higher in a test which involvedsewing, while men would '!o lx tterin the constructi()n of a radio.Dean Harold Swenson avoided theissue by asking “What do you meanby intelligence? ’ He also stressedthe fact that it all depends on whatbasis you judge. He think that thebasis for the tests which have beengiven is not sufficient.Harry Hoifer of the aiithi-oiiologydepartment .says it is impossible tocompare men and women. He feltthat he i.s not (|ualified to speak be¬cause the only woman he knows ishis wife. He is studying languagtsthat women don’t speak. FRESHMAN WOMEN’SCOUNCIL SPONSORSDISCUSSION OF GYM TRY OUR SPECIALSUNDAY DINNER•pecial Aliddle-nite Luncheons.'^elected Quality FoodJ. & C. Restaurant1527 E. 55th St. Dor. 103611) rs only several important an¬nouncements concerning the MayTarpon exhibition are to he made.This year, admission to the exhibi¬tion will be by ticket only. Eachmcmlter will receive two tickets, andin addition forty tickets will be dis¬tributed to those who .apply for Alpha Delt Plays(Continued from page 1)and Phil White as Hei man.“The Back Page” is a newspaper])lay to end all newspaper plays,while “The Message From Khufu”is a melodrama with the action tak¬ing place in an Egyptian tomb. Will Consider ProblemsEngendered byNew PlanFreshman women will meet todayat 3:30 in the theatre of Ida Noyeshall under the direction of theFreshman Women’s council for thepurpose of discussing problemswhich have been encounteied by thegroup this year. ^The que.stions which will be :brought up are plans for Freshman 'week, compulsoi y gymnasium as it |affects the Freshmen in particular, iand the problems engendered by the inew plan. Under this last division, 'they will ask whether three .surveys ■at a time are not too hard, whether the new system has done whatthey thought it might do, and if |they find that since they do not have !to study, they let their work slide, jPlans will be made for Freshman iwomen’s parties next year so that, 'having a representative vote, next iyear’.s council will know what the ]niajoi'ily of the women like and will |be able to reach the class as awliole through discussion groups un¬der women such as Mrs. Gilkey.'1 his symposium will be conduct- :ed first in twenty-foui' small groujts, ,under each of the twenty-four coun¬cil members. Then, they will becalled together for a mock vote oneach of the problems. The resultsof these will be compiled by GraceGraver, chairman of the counciland submitted to Federation forconsideration as possible suggestion,for next fall. The jiurpose in gen¬eral as outlined by Grave Graver isto get a “good, workable and de¬pendable statement from the Fresh¬men women as a whole.” Warner Bros.FROLICTheatre — 55th & Ellis Ave.STUDENT CUT-RATETICKETTHIS COUPON AND 25cPRESENTED AT THEBOX OFFICEFrolic TheatreKiilitles U-arer to one admission an>day incluilinjf Saturdays and Sundays.Good until May 1.Wed. and Thur., Apr. 27 & 28.Marion Davies and Clark Gable in“POLLY OF THE CIRCUS”Constance Bennett in“LADY WITH A PAST”Added Attraction Tonight at 8:30LI‘:SL'E G. GROFF’SI’I.\NO ACCORDION 0RCHF:STRAOn Our StageWe invite you toThe BirchTavern876 E. 63rd St.The Restaurant with theNorth Woods Atmosphere.Lantern Light-Cozy BoothsClub Breakfast 20c to 23cLuncheon Served from1 1 to 5 P. M.35c upFrom Soup to NutsA 7 Course Dinner Servedfrom 5 to 9 P, M.50c to 70c(§) ® ® (S) ® (§)(§)(§) ® (§)(§) ® ® ®If You Were to Choose—Your eating place accoreJing to Cleanliness,Good Food and Service you would find our twoshops way out in front of all the rest.Our Maid-Rite Grill is serving regular mealsto hundreds of students every day in a rapid andefficient manner — with a full course dinner at50c from 5 P. M. to 8:30 P. M. as a specialty.Of course, the Maid-Rite Sandwich Shop ismaintaining its place as the most popular campusrendezvous for quick orders. Meet your campusfriends here any time of the day or evening.Maid-Rite Shops, Inc. WHAT A THR J LL/a permanentwith NO MACHINEThe NEWPermanentOur beauty shop is a hub-bub of excitement. We are introducingthe most miraculous permanent wave you’ve ever seen. No ma¬chinery. No electricity. The Zotos is really a permanent permanentthat’s safe, comfortable and quick! ... If you’ve been putting offthe day when you must get a permanent, your moment has come.Make an appointment for a safe, comfortable permanent—a Zotos.Campus Shop1215 E. 63rd St.Fairfax 8522Loop Shop58 E. Washington St.Franklin 9801%The Fashion Editor of The ChicagoDaily News Comes to Our '~bm4ian4~Bai>s'I Shop For The LastI'' ^Word In CoedFashions!Thesetaken omen somen sThese Fashionablemodels were cho¬sen from stock inOur "Betty andBabs" Shop.Coats . .$16.50 and upSuits .. $16.50 and upDresses $10.00 and upHats . . . $2.95 and upUniversity Girls Model Some Spring CostumesThat Are Fashionable and Practical for SpringTHE=e)HUBHenry C. Lytton & SonsState and Jackson—CHICAGO,.f Till*Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY. APRIL 27, 1932Maroons Meet Notre i DOUGLAS HERALDS ROSAIYN’S PIACETODAY Dame at South Bend POLITICAL CHANGE ,on the This Afternoon at 3 .(Con inued from page 1) COMPLETE LUNCH 35cwith their present unorganized con-(Contmued from page 1) „ ., .; - dition, he s#id. Sometime, soonera laitor which might work against or later, the great mass-production 58th at Cottage GroveQUADRANGLES tweWEDNESDAY, APRIL 27Music and Religious ServicesDivinity chapel, at 12 in JosephBond chapel. “Our Stewardship ofChristian Heritage: Tvlorals." Profes-soi' A. Eu.'tace Haydon.Organ Music, .):00-5:30 P. M. inthe University chapel.Departmental ClubsThe Zoological ('lub, 4:30 P. M.in Zoology 29. “MicroscopicalStudies on Glochidia during Meta¬morphosis.” Dr. L. B. Arey, Profes¬sor of Embryology. Northwesternuniveisity.El Circulo Espanol, at 4:00 P.M. in Ida Noyes hall. “Viajando porla America C'entral." Associate Pro¬fessor McTnuel J. Andrade.MiscellaneousTennis match, at 2:00 P. M.Varsity Court, The Univeisity ofc'hicago vs. Loyola.The Student League. S :0() P. M.at Social Science 302. “Lenin’s The¬ory of Imperialism.” Marx-LeninDiscussion Group.League for Independent Political.Action, 7:00 P. M. at Harper Mil."The Coming of a New Party”. Pro¬fessor Paul H. Douglas.Public lecture, 8:30 P. M. in theOriental Institute. The RenaissanceSociety: A Program. ‘Diagrammat-ics”. (illustrated with readings anddrawings). Mrs. Maude Phelps Hut¬chins. Associate Professor MortimerJ. Adler. Galleries of the OrientalInstitute will be open from 7:30 on.Radio lecture. 8:00-8:35 A. M.,Station WMAQ. “United States His¬tory—Recent Periods. Years of Ad¬versity, 1892-95.” Professor WilliamT. Hutchinson.Radio program, 9:15 P. M., Sta¬tion WM.4Q. “Marching Events”..A.ssociate Professor Harry D. Gide-onse. him today if he doesn’t get first-late support and has to bear down.Steve Straske will be good for fouror five innings as will Ed Beeks,both of whom Pat Page will taketo South Bend today. Frank How¬ard will catch, with Jim Lewis in re¬serve.Johnny (Duffy) Lynch’s leg seemsto be all right and he will be in theleft field. He played Saturday with- I industries will probably be facedwith a labor movement which wel¬fare capitalism will find it difficult^ to avert.i_ __I out showing any particular strai ii on the injured li:nb. Gene Buzzellwhose bat drove in the winning ru’ij Saturday, will be in right and PaPage. Jr. or Hal Wilkins will playcenter. CLUB WOMEN!An opportunity to travel al)roa<lwithout cost is offered to a fe\'dull women who have unusual¬ly good contact.s on Campus.The details of how you can ob¬tain this trip can be gotten fromTed Curtiss—Daily Maroon officeLexington Hall—i2-l P. M, d.iily(until Ma\ 2 onl\ K WANTED llnivernity studontti> «o to Summer home near Mich-ivan t'ity to take ohanre of 3 yearnld Kiri. Kinderiiarten-I’riniarystmicnt preferred. Miss Rohinson. WANTED Women Dtudent^ tact as repreSentati\es for an autmobile eleanintt amt tinirhini; s. -viee. Mi«« Robinson.WANTED (iirl to do 3 hours ihoiiaework in exchanne for riHuiand hf>ard in private home <South Sale. Mis* Robinson.CLINICS PROVIDEMEDICAL SERVICEFOR CHICAGOANS(Continued from page 1)where the clinic staffs—all member.sof the University faculty—are mak¬ing contributions to the growingpractice of medicine as a science.I left Di-. McLean’s office andsought Dr. John Dinsmore. the ad¬ministrative superintendent of theclinics, and from him obtained someconcept of the scope of this greatdivision of the University. He talk¬ed of the first buildings that hadbeen opened in 1927—the centralBillings Hospital and the Max Ep¬stein clinics. The Epstein clinicsalone cover 28.308 square eet ofhospital space, and there are 120,-000 visitors to their- rooms everyyear.(This is one of a series of ar¬ticles on the work of outstandingUniversity departments. Anotherwill appear next Wednesday.)PI LAMBS, PHIPSI, TOREADORSWIN I-M GAMES(Continued from page 1)that lied the game at two all whenhe got to third in the thiid inningand took a long lead off that puthim within two feet of the homeplate. The Phi Gam pitcher absent-mindedly played for him and thePhi Psis had another run. Allenand Baker of the Phi Gams and Ash¬ley of the Phi Psis were the onlymen to get two hits dindng thegame.At the other end of the lot thePi Lambs were winning a somewhatone-sided encounter with the PhiPi Phi. When Sid Yates had fin¬ished with the last Phi Pi Phi, thescore was 11 to 3. The only manwho could solve Yates’s hurling wasMacDougall, who gladdened thehearts of the losers with two hom¬ers and a triple.HILL’S CAFETERIA63rd and Woodlawn Ave.Always Reliable for your Breakfast.Lun'*h or Dinner.General Price Reduction inkeeping with the timet.