p\ ol. 32. No. 100. rji Mp illaroonUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, APRIL 22, 1932 Price Five Cent*Select Eleven Student LAST OF MOHICANSCommittee Chairmen for TELS RESEARCHE1932 Scholarship Exams OF LOST LANGUAGEEight Departments toAid in PlanningProgramAnnouncement of committee(hairmen for the annual prize schol¬arship examinations to be held forhijrh school students on May 20at the University was made yester¬day by Maxine Creviston and Rob¬ert Balsley, co-chairmen. The workhas been divided into eijfht depart¬ments, so as to facilitate the pro- APPOINT DODSON ASNEW CHAIRMAN OFSOCIAL COMMIHEEmustache RaisersSeek to ImmerseNon - Participants Woman Scientist Finds Name Tressler, HolahanIndian Living in Balsey, Sharp asMilwaukee i • Assistants Military Ball to AttractCampus Society Tonight;Paul Specht Will PlayThe last of the Mohicans, in per- | Robert Dodson, Chi Psi, was yes-son, has revealed remnants of the [ terday appointed Chairman of thehorty-five seniors who entered the supposedly lost languat^e of his peo- University Social Committee by themustache race yesterday at noon pie to University anthropolo]a;ists, it | Dean of Students office. The ap-spent the rest of the day lookiiiR ' was disclosed yesterday.The venerable brave is believedfor the other two-hundred male , pointment takes effect next fallwhen Dodson will succeed JackTest, the retiring: chairman. Thecommittee, created this year, ispart of the prof^ram coordinating:members of the class—who should to be the last full-blooded repres, n-j have signed up, according to the of- tative of the once powerful Mohicsn, ficial rules. The non-participanls , nation of the .Algonquin group of , ^ i\i>ion of accommo< ations and the | 1^^ rewarded with the tradi- Indians. He was discovered living ' student activities and will next yearplanning of ® - ®y program foi i-p^^ard of non-participation in Milwaukee. His name is now Wii- assume responsibility for the entirethe Msiting s u en s.^ ^ somewhat muddy hath in the liam Dick, the transliteration of l-is j University social program.The committees, with theii le.spec- waters of the Botany pond. Indian name being Makwa Mononv ' Tentative plans, as recommendedHerb Peter.sen, head man in the which means “Oneida Springs.”Reynolds club l)arber shop, waived Olive Eggan !• InterviewerSo far as .scienti.sts have been abbference with memher.s of the Senior determine, Dick, who is 75 yeai'sclaa.s. It was derided that the new old. the only person alive whorule compelling the seniors to enter knows and speaks Mohican. Ontil. 1, . I did not sound well in juxtaposition l®^t summer, w’hen he was vi . „fersen; athletic exhibitions, Keith entrance fee, for it would Miss Olive Eggan, re.search work-: be appointed by Dodson next fall.Parsons; and afternoon social pro- : total of close to $25 to be tor the department of Anthroo- Other Member*live chairmen are: promotion. Re¬becca Hayward; head proctor, (»ard-ner .Abbott; luncheon and banquet, i / r.'’ i’ ' ' the te.i cent entrv leo after a con-iEsther Feuchtwanger and FrankCarr, co-chairmen; tours, Ruth Wil¬lard and Bion Howard; department¬al teas, Molly Mason and Ingred Pe- by the Committee on Student .Af¬fairs, include the Freshman orien¬tation program, the determinationof the University’s social policy andsupervision of all social functions.Sub-committees to carry out specificpha.ses of the social program willgram, Eleanor Wilson and Edgar L.Coldsmith, in cooperation with theUniversity Student .Social Programcommittee and its chairman.Select Campus LeadersRebecca Hayward, Esoteric, is ichairman of B. W. O., secretary of jUhapel council, and member of thelA'denation council. She was co-chairman of the Studentdrive, and - stage manager of Mir¬ror.Cardner Abbott, Delta Tau Delta,who is vice-president of the Inter¬fraternity council, was a Sophomoremanager for Blackfriars last year.Father Feuchtwanger, newlyelected president of W. A. ,A., is amember of B. W. O,, of Mirror, andi< an upperclass counsellor. FrankUarr is a member of Phi Kappa Psi,of the Men’s Commission, andBlackfriars. He is a Sophomore as¬sistant in Intramurals, aiui as.sistedon the Washington Prom ticketcommittee. spent for an inexpensive medal.Blackfriars has donated a “mus¬tache cup” to the winner. TheBlackfriars “ladies” will be able toattend dres.s rehearsal for the shov;with smoothly .shaven upper lips,legs, arms, etc,, because judgingfor the contest takes place at noonn - on Thursday, May 5.The entry list follow*:Jack Test, Jack Ingalls, FritzTowsley, Wilfred Davis, Harry .Ash¬ley, Jim McMahon, Ivan Walsh, Ed¬ward McCloud. Bernie Wien, BudRatcliffe, Twerp Howard, ChetI..aing, Bud Trude, Merwin Rosen¬berg, Chuck .Matthews, Herb JosephScott Rexinger, Ned Veatch, StanHamburg, George Van der HoefBill Grimes, Paul Coe, Paul Str.""Chuck Schmidt, Clyde Phelps. JoeSalek. ology, he had not spoken for seven- Assistants to Dodson are Lyda-teen years the complicated aborig- ^ beth Tre.ssler, Esoteric; Peg Hola-inal language which he learned from ; han. Mortar Board; Bob Balsley,hus parent.s on a Wiscon"’-' ! Deke; and Bob Sharp, Phi Psi. The jtion. I committees will meet Monday after-Linguists at the Univei-'itv . noon at 2:30 in the Dean of Stu-ibeen poring over the 300 .Mohici.i j dents office. A consideration of thenouns brought back by Mis'* Eggnn. social policy to be followed nextwith a view to comparing them \ ’th year as well as the assignment of ithe equivalent in ofL.. . Xl.ronquinlanguages. The Mohican languagenever advanced to the written stageand Miss Eggan’s task was to record duties to assistants will be takenup at this time. The members of thesocial committee this year will meetwith the newly appointed membersthe sounds enunciated and(Continued on page 2) have'^ to explain the program loiiowed tri.®year.DR. ANTON CARLSON CONSIDERS“THE PATHOLOGY OF SOCIETY 99A man eminent in the field of | tinue to permit them to be born?”physiology la.st night considered the j There should be a gradual social-lairry Schmidt, Richard I.indland, problems of society from the point ization of tfTe medical service toFred Wilkins, Boh Thomas, Edgar of view of a scientist. Dr. Anton guarantee a universal medical careP'agan, Harry Kroesen, Dan Seifer, J. Carlson, in an address before the for the rank and file; there mustChairman of Federation Ruth ^' McCarthy. GH i Socialist club in Harper Mil, ad-, be a state-organized medical serviceWillard is also on B. W. O., memberof Y. W. C. A. and W. A. A. BionHoward, Delta Kappa Epsilon, hasjust been elected captain of thewrestling team. He i.s a Blackfriars.and Associate Editor of The Daily.Maroon..Molly Mason, Quadrangler, andmember of Mirror, is Junior classrepre.-ientative on the .Student Cfun-mittee on Student Affairs. Ingred Pe¬ter.sen, Pi Delta Phi. and circulationmanager of The Phoen:.':, was co-' hairman of Mirror publicity, and(Continued on page 4) White. Hal Wilkins. Marvin Goldman, Sam Horw'itz. Joe Mackoff,En os Troyer. Joe Temple, Roy to these aBlack, and Milt Pettit vocated the usual and traditional , demanded by society, to secure thistenets of the Socialist party, added care for the children and adults nowplea for a socializedstate medical service, and conclud¬ed his address by declaring, “I have being so densely crowded into ourcities. Dr. Carlson stated.Such a socialization of the coun-Organize Junior ClassCouncil to Lay PlansFor Social Function Leaders ChoosePeach, Blue forNew Formal ModeBy MAXINE CREVISTONBetty Parker and Jackie Smithtake the lead tonight at the MilitaryBall, not only for the Grand March,but also for the fashion parade, andtheir choice of gowns indicates thenewest in spring formal modes.Betty Parker selects a peach crepemodel: the strap-like shoulder’smeet in a “V” which creates theneck line in front; the back is adeep point, with a cut-out effect be¬low the decolletage. The points ofthe bodice are stitched to the highwaist of the skirt. Squares fashionthe pieces over the hips, joining thebias skirt which falls to the floor;and the cocktail jacket ties over oneshoulder. Her accessories are goldbrocade sandals, long beige sued''gloves, a pearl bag, and gold andpearl earrings.Jackie Smith wears clear waterblue crepe: a cluster of pink flow¬ers is placed at the center of thebodice in front; the fulln'"- -" 'crepe drape.s into a round decollet¬age in back, and is caught by tworhinestone clips at the shoulders.The skirt is molded over the hips,then flares, touching the floor. Theblue crepe bow at the back has longsash ends. The short cocktail jack¬et which compliments the gown isof the same blue cr«pe. Jackie’saccessories add a touch of contrast,in the .short white glove.s, the pearlnecklace and earrings, the pearlbag, and the blue silk crepe flip¬pers trimmed with strips of silver.Although no definite informationw’as available as this paper went topress, it is expecTTd that the mas¬culine element will cling to its usualconservative ideas.It is reported that both RobertGaren and Keith Parsons will wearthe customary dress uniform. Theiraccessories will include boots, spurs,a sabre, and perhaps one or twomedals. South Shore CountryClub Is Scene ofFunctionno faith in the philosophy of vio- [ try’s medical service is part of thelence. Let reform come by evolu-1 Socialist party’s ideal; it fits the [tion, and by education that teaches | policies of the group as well as does isociety to let it grow.” their campaign for publicly ownedPointing out that he was reallynot a fish out of water trying to transportation systems, coal mines,water power, and other capitalisticThe organization of a Junior . , , , . .....(•Ia,,s council has been announced by ^ «y. >>«' '’e a hermit secluded operationa, according to this profes- |the office of the Dean of Students;with the object of organizing theclass and presenting plans for a class . ^ , , ., ,,... _ ,. J . ' scientist to speak on the problemssocial function sometime during the . . .all his days with “dogs, students andother forms of animal life.” Dr.Carlson emphasized the right of aquarter..Members of the Council who havebeen appointed by the office of theDean of Students are: Mary LouCotton. Margaret Graham, P^leanoiThis week-end’s social activities i "'ilson. James Porter, Rows^Whit-friars, chi psi,Z. B.T. SCHEDULESOCIAL AFFAIRS of a society. “For,” this professordeclared, “a scientist has learnedthe principles of honesty and ex¬perimentation. I know no betterschooling—in fact, no other school¬ing—that will teach one the neces¬sity of honesty, the impoi’tance ofwill start this afternoon at 3:30 |”®y* Holloway and Bayard , fallacy of personalwhen Blackfriars are hosts to the : Poole,campus at a tea dance in the Clois¬ter club of Ida Noyes hall..Saturday’s festivities are center¬ed around two house dances. ZetaBeta Tau will hold an informaldance and Chi Psi will have its^^pring formal.Sunday afternoon, Robert Valen¬tine Merrill, head Universitv mar‘^hall and Mrs. Letitia Merrill, willentertain the aides and marshals. The council will meet Wednesdayafternoon at 2:30 in the office ofthe Dean of Students to elect achairman. sor of Physiology,Public OperaHonMore briefly, Dr. Carlson dis¬cussed the matter of public opera¬tion of railroads, water powerplants and the country’s coal mines.In the case of the raflgoads, hefailed to see any difference in prin¬ciple between goviernment owner¬ship and maintenance of a publichighway, and similar public owner¬ship of a system of railroad tracks,authority, of king or priest, as do He cited the progre.ss made in thisthe activities of the scientist.” I field by England and Canada.Social Medical ServiceIt was Dr. Carlson’s main pointthat health and the essentials oflife are as important for a child asis an education. “Is it not abouttime,” he demanded, “that not onlythe Socialist party, but all parties. D, survey methods to assure the essen-^ tial necessities of life and health of*Blue Mask’ StarVisits Drama TeaCOMMERCE BANQUETPLANNED FOR MAY 20The annual banquet of the Schoolf'f Commerce and Administration Mask”, guest of the Dramatic .As¬sociation Tea yesterday, told someinteresting incidents of his careei.The most torturesome and mo.^t suc¬cessful occurred during the oieningperformance of “The Blue Mask’in New York.The stage was sot for the pro every child born, as long as we con- As for the coal mines—“they arewhite elephants which owners wouldbe delighted to have off theirhands!” »“All these services may, underthe Socialistic scheme, be takenaway from private exploiters andoperated by public agencies,” wasthe contention of the speaker.(Continued on page 4) Living PsychologistBequeaths His BrainTo Dr. Karl LashleyHarlow Gale, psychologist dis¬charged from the University ofMinnesota in 1904 as an agnostic,has willed his brain to Dr. KarlLashley, University psychologist forexperiment after his death. Bothscientists are interested in the in¬tricacies of the brain structure, par¬ticularly the location of brain func¬tions. When Dr. Lashley once ex¬pressed the desire to work on a hu¬man brain. Gale half-jokingly .saidhe would send him one sometime. {Gale .says, “It’s just a normal, ev- ieryday brain, which would mitigateagainst its having any unusual in¬terest.” Dr. Lashley declined tomake any statement for publication. The Military ball—with its trad¬itional ceremonial pomp and color,its Grand March led by four cam-' pus celebrities and ten honur wom¬en sponsors, with its arch of sabresand roses, and its flag-decoratedballroom—will tonight draw fourhundred student couples to theSouth Shore country club.Dancing will continue from 9 un¬til 2 to the music of the interna¬tionally famous orchestra conductedby Paul Specht—the first danceband to make a victrola record, andthe first band to play over theradio.Promptly at 11:30, Robert Garen,commander of Crossed Cannon, andBetty Parker, honorary colonel ofthe University R. O. T. C., will leadj the right wing of the Grand MarchI across the country club ballroom,I while Keith Parsons, member of! Crossed Cannon, and Jackie Smith,[ Esoteric, will lead the left wing,j Directly behind these two couplesj will come ten honor cadets of thej Military society, escorting the ten' women sponsors of this eighth Mil-! itary Ball: Wally Crume, Ruth Fel-j linger, Mary Lou Forbrich, Ger-I trude Gray, Mildred Hackl, RebeccaI Hayward, Camille Hieneck, Geral¬dine Mitchell, Lydabeth Tressler,and Elizabeth Zeigler. As themarch nears its end, the sponsorswill hold arches of roses, while thecadets salute with sabres, the re¬mainder of the March passing! through the arch.{ PatronsI Military dignitaries and facultyI members and their wives comprisei the patrons and patronesses for theI ball. President and Mrs. RobertMaynard Hutchins and Senator andj Mrs. James Hamilton Lewis head thelist, while the others are: Major-General and Mrs. Frank H. Parker,Colonel and Mrs. W. H. Burt, Mr.and Mrs. Emery T. Filbey, Coloneland Mrs. A. V. P. Anderson, Deanand Mrs. Henry Gordon Gale, Lieu¬tenant-Colonel and Mrs. G. A. Wild-rick, Dean and Mrs. Chauncey S.Boucher, Dean and Mrs. A. J.Brumbaugh, Mr. and Mrs. WilliamE. Scott, Major and Mrs. Thon.asJ. J. Christian, Lieutenant and Mrs.W. F. Galbraith, Lieutenant andMrs. E. C. Norman, Mr. and Mrs.Amos Alonzo Stagg, Mr. and Mrs.(Continued on P*ge 2)DR. A. W. BEAVENTO SPEAK ON‘THECHRISTIAN IDEAL’MISS LINN TO WED BABSON INSTITUTEProfessor and Mrs. James Weber ■ Students interested in the BabsonLinn have announced the engage- Institute, “the school that gives an ■ment of their daughter, Elizabethwill be held Friday, May 20 in Jud-, logue and Mr. Robertson sang a.s the I Howland, to John D. Allen, of Chi-011 court, it was announced vester- curtain was raism'r wher eight feet i cago. The couple will befrom the stave it stunned. The ac-j on June Ifi at the Church of thetors could do nothing but move out I Disciples, 57th St. and Universityon the apron and continue. The au- i Avenue.dience immediately realized their I Miss Linn attended the Univer-,predicament and wh^n thp actors I sitv in her Freshman year and wasday. Delta Sigma Pi and .AlphaI'appa Psi, professional fraternities,''ill pick honor students from theSenior and Junior cla.sses of theM'liool at the atair. President Rob-M. Hdtehins will attend. had finished, applauded loudly. a member of Quadrangler. intensive training in the fundamen¬tal laws of business,” may meet Mr.W. R. Mattson, assistant to thepresident, on Monday, Tuesday, andWednesday, April 25, 26, and 27,at the LaSalle hotel. /Information concerning admissionand tuition to this .school may beBlack, and Milt Pettit. U. Press RoisterersCampaign for PrexyThe University Press, tired of“hunting hoarders with Hoover”,last night dedicated its annual ban¬quet in Ida Noyes hall to a “Hutch¬ins for President” rally—at leastdramatically speaking. The all-starcast was headed by Dean GordonLaing, toastmaster; Robert MaynardHutchins, impersonating a presi¬dent; and Walter Preston, as a Yaleman. The rousing campaign song“When I am President” (with apol¬ogies to Eddie Cantor) was sung byWarren Wagner. The banqueters,executives and employees of theUniversity press, composed a sup-poiting company of nearly 200. A man prominent in Baptist de¬nominational circles, who during bisministerial career has specialized onthe relation of religion to home andfamily life, will give the address inthe chapel Sunday morning. Dr, Al¬bert W. Beaven, president of theColgate-Rochester Divinity schorl, isthe speaker, and he will take for histopic, “The Christian Ideal andAmerican Citizenship.”Dr. Beaven has tw’ice been firstvice-president of the Noithern Bap¬tist convention.122 WOMEN VOTE INB. W. O. GYM POLLOf the 122 votes cast today inthe B, W> O. poll, eighteen were forretention of the present system, for¬ty w’ere for abolition, and sixty-four were for a modification of thepresent compulsory system. Votingwill continue today until three infront of Cobb hall, in the foyer 'ofIda Noyes hall, and in the women’sdwmitoricfi./wm.Pt»ge Two THE DAJLY MAROON, FRIDAY, APRIL 22, 1932iatlg iiatonFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THEI UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished raornitiKS, except Saturday, Sunday and Mond^,* during the Autumn, Winter and Spring Quarters by The Dailyj Maroon Company. 5831 University Ave. Subscription rates $3.00I per year: by mail, $1.50 per year extra. Single copies, flve-centsI each.I No responsibility is assumed by the University of Ctiicago forI any statements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.' Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the postj office at Chicago. Illinois, under the Act Oi March 3, 1879.^ The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationLOUIS N. RIDENOUR, JR., Editor-in-ChiefMERWIN S. ROSENBERG, Business ManagerMARGARET EGAN, Asst. Btjsiness ManagerJANE KESNER, Senior EditorHERBERT H. JOSEPH, Jr., Sports EditorASSOCIATE EDITORSMAXINTB CREVISTONRUBE S. FRODIN. JR.BION B. HOWARDJ. BAYARD POOLElAMES F. SIMONWARREN E. THOMPSON5LEANOR E. WII.SON BUSINESS ASSOCIATESJOHN D. CLANCY. JR.EDGAR L. GOLDSMITHSOPHOMORE ASSISTANTSSTANLEY CONNELLYWM. A. KAUFMANWALTER MONTGOMERYVINCENT NEWMANEDWARD SCHALLERSOPHOMORE EDITORSJANE BIESENTMMELVIN GOLDMANWILLIAM GOODSTEINEDWARD NICHOLSONROSEMARY VOLKMARGARET MULLIv.AN BETTY HANSENROBERT HERZOGDAVID LEVINEEUGENE PATRICKROBERT ALVAREZJANE WEBERNight Editor: David C. Levine rule at the University would inflict genuine hard¬ship on the students and be almost as unenforce¬able as Prohibition. A car at the University givesits owner numerous advantages, enabling him also,of course, to spend more money than he otherwisecould manage. We sometimes envy colleges anduniversities in towns whose perimeter could becovered without tiring on foot, or at any rate, onroller skates.The thoughtful reader will of course have real¬ized ere this that it is the present weather which isresponsible for the foregoing ruminations, but itcannot be denied that spring brings to most peo¬ple a great desire for surroundings where a violetis a commonplace rather than a curiosity, and whoare we to differ? We have, however, the year-round cultural advantages which are mentioned inUniversity prospectuses. Let’s go down to theAquarium.—L. N. R., Jr. Campus Society toAttend Military Ball(Continued from page 1)Robert V. Merrill, • Mrs. ThomasO’Hara, Mr. Frank H. O’Hara, Dr.and Mrs. Dudley B. Reed, Mrs. A.11. Garen, Mr. and Mrs. Frank C.I W. Parker, Mr. and Mi‘s. AlfredParsons, and Mr. Frank 0. Smith.Tickets for the ball, which i-s heing managed by Robert Garen andsponsored by Crossed Cannon, Mili¬tary honor society, may be purchas¬ed for $4.50 from fraternity sales¬men, the University bookstore.Woodworth’s or iTum members ofCrossed Cannon.Friday, April 22, 1932A COLLEGE IN THE STICKSIn all of the promotional literature of this greatUniversity is stressed the fact that the institutionis situated in the heart of the city of Chicago, withall of the cultural opportunities implied by such alocation. It is pointed out that the libraries, theField Museum, the Art Institute, the Planetarium,the Aquarium, the opera, the theatre provide edu¬cational sources of incalculable value, withoutextra tuition charge. Lest the prospective fresh¬man think that the bustle of a busy city is likelyto disturb his academic preoccuption, it is alsomade clear that the University is a Gothic isletwithin whose cloistered halls the din and roarand bullet reports of the city never penetrate.Beyond a doubt, there is something to be saidfor these arguments. There are definite advan¬tages to be gained by attending a University in abig city; but there are times when we envy thecolleges and the universities located in small townsof which the college or the university is the chieffeature. At Dartmouth, not so long ago, the stu¬dent body elected the village half-wit mayor andapproved a bond issue for the purpose of buildinga forty-foot concrete highway between Hanoverand Northampton, home of Smith college. It isinconceivable that a similar occurence could takeplace here. There is not a single motion picturetheatre, even in the University neighborhood,^which is overrun with booing, cheering, stampingundergraduates.Understand, we do not necessarily approve ofthese antics; we regard it as fortunate that Uni¬versity undergraduates neither boo nor stamp. Butthey are symbols of the college in the sticks, andthere are features of the colleges in the stickswhich definitely appeal to us.At a college in the sticks, on a spring afternoon,one merely walks a mile or two miles, or three,and finds himself in the country, among the birds,the flowers, and the trees. At the University, onewalks through one of the admirable parks at eitherend of the Midway and closes his ears to the dinof the automobile traffic which swirls about him,or, if he is fortunate enough to own a car, maydrive twenty miles or so and find himself in moreor less genuine country.At a college in the sticks, there is likely to beless of the competition in dress and in diversionswhich occupies certain strata of undergraduate so¬ciety at the University. Dressing up merely to goto classes is rarely indulged in, and, insofar as di¬versions are concerned, the only pleasures avail¬able are simple ones, so that students are prettymuch on a common level in this regard. It istrue, of course, that at certain colleges not toofar from big-city civilization—shall we say cul¬ture?—tremendous sums of money can be and arespent on hegiras to the neighboring Sodom or jGomorrah, but we believe that such a situation is |rather the exception than the rule.Much ado has been made by undergraduatesat Michigan and elsewhere over the no-car rulesinstituted by administrations, but it will be found |that the majority of students really have little cry- Iing need for automotive transportation. A no-car The Travelling Bazaar!BY FRANK HARDINGMore on the O’Hara-Galbraith affair: Mr.O’Hara, finding that the Luis Alvarez letterof Phi Bete congrats had strayed into thehands of the wrong Luis, wrote to Luke andtold him that he might keep the letter anduse it for whatever time he should make PhiBete. Nice, Eh, what? . . . .But Luke could¬n’t think of waiting until the time he wouldmake Phi Bete so he started combing thehock shops and only had to comb one be¬fore he found a key (There’s a moral for youPhi Beters) Luke bought the key and had hisname placed on it and is now proudly wear¬ing it on his key chain. Dickenson college,I believe, is his Alma Mater. But that makesthe 23d way of skinning the cat.* ^Little Jack (Beaver) Test recently display¬ed some ingenuity in the matter of findingout just what a big shot was, at least out ofone’s own house. Jack walked into the PsiU house and inquired of the first freshmanhe saw, who happened to be Mochel, if Mr.Abbott was in. Mochel immediately respond¬ed, “Oh, you mean Abbott Laing. ” Test saidyes, and added that he was from the Acmephotographers and he wanted to get picturesof campus notables. He asked Mochel if heknew anyone by the name of Jack Test.Mochel said he never heard of him. “Riden¬our?” queried Test and the freshman thoughthe had heard the name, . . .Sic Transit GloriaMundi or some such ^tin^quip which nevermeans what you want it to. . . .Oh yeh, andTest asked what the stuffed t>wl was on themantle piece for, and Mochel answered thatit was a “sacred emblem.”¥ 4^ ¥The largest collection of 'fellows we sawwas five, gathered by Millie Hackl, today’sDavid Levine, the eminent music critic ofthe Daily Maroon, had an argument with JimSimon the other day about how a certainname should be spelled. Jim said it wasRachmaninOFF and Dave held out for Rach-maninOW. To settle the dispute Dave wentup to Harper and looked up the name in allthe reference books there. Then he cameback to the Maroon office and said to Jim,“Well, most of the books agreed with me, butit certainly was astonishing to see how manyof the encyclopedias had that name spelledwrong.”» » *“Pop” Mahoney seems to be in direstraights of late because he can’t get a date.Will someone please see if they can’t helphim out? , . . .The Green hat craze with thelittle green feather was started by Jontry andseems to be spreading, for we now see WayneRapp wearing the combination....And for the Military Ball proposition wemust say that it looks as though' it were go¬ing to be the only successful dance of theyear, unless you count the Freshman formalwhich made $1 . . . .All the roses seemed tobe going well and many a lad even had one(declaration of love),* >(■ * Last of MohicansTells ResearcherOf Lost Language(Continued from page 1)them translated by ‘Oneida Springs’, jThe .University learned of Dick’s |existence through Professor Frank- jlin Speck of the University of |Pennsylvania, who is also interested ;• Iin Algonquin languages. The old ■Indian live.s with a daughter, Mrs.Lena Baunian, at 839 West W’ind-lake Avenue, .Milwaukee, and re¬ceives a small pen.sion from thestate of Wisconsin. Avalon Choir WillGive Concert SundayThe Avalon A Cappella Choir „ffifty voices will present a cone* ,Sunday at 8, In the St. James Moil .odist Episcopal Church, 4r)th St. .tn iEllis Avenue.•The choir, under the direction ofWalter Aschenbrenner, present,- i;,entire program without the aid finstrumental accompaniment of ativkind, achieving, through the nudiim,of voice alone, the effect of stiiiiir,brass, and drunvs in full orchest a-tion. 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HENSHAWTOHURLFOR CnCACO SQUADIN CAME TOMORROWthe latest thing in thetVtatment of brui.ses was demon¬strated the other day when the Ma-• oan nine played the Firemen.There is a certain gentlemen whomakes himself handy durinj^ prac-tut srames by standing in back ofthi pitchers, calling balls andStrikes, and outs and safes. Ju.sthow well he does this is illustratedhy the fact that he frequentlymakes apologies to the players forcertain of his decisions. Which isindeed quite an innovation in um-jMiirp.But back to our bruising story. Intie last part of the game it so hap-[., ned that the umpire got his knee Iin the way of a batted ball. Without *ht-itation, the gentleman reached |into his hip pocket and withdrew abettle. In fact, the bottle was afla^k. .\nd he applied the liquid itcontained to the injured part. Intact the liquid contained alcohol, jso we understand. It might evenhaw been a beverage. In fact, it 'wa.-.We are told that when the gen- [tlcnian isn’t umpiring, he makes aliving (we hope) purveying thus-same beverage, and others, to thepublic. If this is true, might we''largest that the morale of the ball•■ am are in great danger. '• * « « *We see that (Tarence Munn, Min¬nesota all-American grid ex-nhenom, has been signed up as a•"otball and track coach for next(ar at the Gopher institution. In• ' dispatches there is contained an:rt ni which says that Mr. Munn is;t' present enrolled in the physical• duration department. Oh, ho. SoMinnesota is another school with joiu' of them departments. May we ilepcat—why, oh, why haven’t weo.it one of ’em in around here. Conference Strength ofTeam Will beRevealedPROBABLE LINEUPCHICAGOBuzzell, rfPage, cfWilkins, IfJohnson, ssMahoney, 2bOffil, lbHoward, cHenshaw, pLewis, ,3bGame called atUmpires—Meyei OHIO stateWidler, 2bGutter, ssBaun^gartner, cfCondon, rfFichter, lbDolch, If iHale, 3bWeisheimer, cWrigley, p3 p. m. tomorrow•s and MooreTennis Team, MinusStagg, Scores SlamIn Practice MatchThe Maroon Tennis team met .\r-!i(iur Institute yesterday afternoonn the first practice tilt of the .sea-"0. The University netmen wonid of the doubles and singlesiiiatches.In the first of the doubles• lutches Ries and Schmidt beat'^treb and Cone G-2, 6-2, Davidson■ ind Zoline won their match fromf’aine and Armsbury 6-1, 6-3, whileLee and Nolbrook beat Hendricksind Beul 6-2, 6-3.In the first of the singles matchesKies beat Streb 6-1, 3-6, 6-4. Dav¬idson beat Paine 6-3, 6-1, while' •hmidt beat Cone 6-1, 6-1. Zoline^'on from Lind 6-2, 6-1, and Hol-'oook beat McDonough 6-3, 6-2.Lee w'as victorlou.s over G(rahamd-l, 6-2. Whether or not Pat Page’s Ma¬roons will click in the ConferencetTiis season will be decided by theirshowing against Ohio State onGreenwood field tomorrow after¬noon at 3. It will be the first BigTen game of the season for bothteams.Roy Heashaw. lefthander, will op¬pose Lowell Wrigley, right hander,on the mound. Henshaw pitchedagainst Notre 7)ame last Saturdayand only allowed six hits, but lostthe game 3 to 0 becau.se of errorsand lack of base hits. Wrigley i.®the best pitcher on the Buckeyesquad, which has won two practicegames this year.The Ohio nine set down Otter-bein 8 to 0 la.st Saturday and trim¬med Ohio Wesleyan 5 to 3 Tuesday.John Lynch, hard-hitting fielderupon whom Coach Pat Page ha.«been counting, will still be out ofthe game tomorrow on account ofa .sprained ankle. Pat Page, Jr. hasbeen shifted over to center field andHal Wilkins will be in left. GeneBuzzell will have his usual post inthe right field garden.Ashley Oflfil seems to have thefirst base job well in hand withGeorge Mahoney and Claire John¬son carrying on as usual at secondand short. Either Jim Lewis or TedDecker will be at third. Lewis isprobably the better hitter againstright handed pitching. Frank How¬ard will see service behind the plate.The Ohio State nine, which iscoached by Wayne Wright, is one ofthe best in recent years. The onlyvacancies caused by graduatingwere those of Wesley Fesler at .sec-and and Bill Kermode on themound. Fesler, who had never beenknown as a “surefire” in baseball,was the outstanding flash in lastyear’s season. In a game with Il¬linois he hit three home runs and a(Continued on page 4) Gdlf Team MeetsGrads in MatchesAt Olympic FieldsThe University golf team willmeet its first competition Mondaywhen captian Bob Bohnen leadsthe golfers against an alumni teamat Oiympia fields. Foursomes willplay in the morning while the sin¬gles matches are scheduled for theafternoon.The last three places on the teamare still in doubt. In the qualify¬ing round Monday, Bob Bohnenmade the lowest score, and PaulSmith had the second best score.Harry Baker, Jack Smucker, BurtYoung and Ed Mauermann tied forthe next four places. However, asonly four men can be on the team.Baker, Smucker, Young, Mauer¬mann, and also Smith, must play around robin between themselves forthe last three places on the team;each man plays four matches. Al¬ready, three men have played twomatches, while two men have playedone match apiece. Baker is leadingthe play with two victories to date. KEEMCOMPETmONAWAITS TRAa MEN ‘Sophomores Tackle NETSTERS TO FACEJuniors in Battle KALAMAZOO SQUADSquad Will Meet MichiganState Tomorrow For Blood SundayIT’S ONLY BASEBALL IN MEET MONDAYRESERVE NINE TOMEET FRESHMENIN 3-GAME SERIESVarsity reserves trounced theFreshman nine yesterday after¬noon, 14-1. Kyle Anderson pitchedfor the freshmen, while Straskehurled for the Reserve.s, who profit¬ed by a flood of errors to run awayw’ith the contest.The Freshman baseball team willbe matched against the Reserves ina game to be played today. Theymay also meet Saturday, althoughthis ha.« not been definitely decided.Kyle .Anderson, coach of thefreshmen, predicts .several of thecandidates will develop into goodprospects. Commenting on thefrosh in general, he remarked thathe did not believe the material to beas good as last year’s men. How¬ever, future developments maychange this opinion.These men whom Coach Ander¬son thinks will be good varsity mennext year are Clarke, Walsh, Le¬vine, and McMahon. If he can de¬velop a curve ball, McMahon willbe a fairly good pitcFer.A tentative lineup of the Froshte^m” for today’s game is McMahon,pitcher, Leavitt, short stop, Merri-field, second base, Clarke, first base,Walsh, third ba.se, Hamilton, Slu-ber, and Levine, out-fielders, andGrodecki or Rabene, catcher. The Maroon cinder men perhapsbit off a little more than they canchew when they arranged to engagethe strong Michigan State Normalcollege in the first outdoor meet ofthe season Saturday at Ypsilanti.The Maroons, who are not a greatdeal better than they were duringthe indoor season, and who haveall their strength confined to thedashes and hurdles, will meet asquad with perhaps greater strengthin those divisions and a good dealbesides.In the dashes, Wallace, Brooksand Ramsay will engage two fastmen in Beattie and Schatte of Nor¬mal. The only times turned in bythe Chicago men have been a :22220 by Wallace and a 10.2 centuryby Brooks. Beattie, a former starat Northwest High, Detroit, is notonly a good dash man, but is an ex¬cellent hurdler, and he and Snow-deen will give Captain Roy Blackand Ted Haydon of the Maroonsplenty to worry about in the highs.John Brooks may be good enoughto take the lows, having run themin 24.2 as a freshman last year.Captain Arnold of Normal is theclass of the 440 field, having re¬cently beaten Burns of Butler, whoconquered Fuqua in the Armour re¬lays. Hershey, another good quar¬ter miler will also battle it out withJontry and Waldenfels, the Chicagoentries, both of whom have runthrough the distance in close to 51seconds. The longer runs will allbe covered by sophomores, Nichol¬son being the entry in the half,Richardsc’- in the mile, and Kellyand Groebe in the two mile. Noneof these men have made any excep¬tional times so little can be countedon tn these events.John Brooks should take thebroad jump, his efforts indoors hav¬ing approached 24 feet. Don Birneyhas been out of competition in thepole vault due to spring footballpractice, which leaves John Robertsas the only competitor for McKin¬ley, a 13 foot vaulter, and Snyder,who is almost as good. Robertsand Grimes will enter the highjump, while Goodrich, Lewis, Gib¬son and Haydon are the Maroonentries in the discus, all of themhaving thrown the plate around 120feet, Goodrich and Lewis will alsocompete in the javelin, w'hile Hay¬don will hook up with Schnur in theshot. JUNIORS SOPHOMORESBirney, If Kerr, cJacobsen, lb Carr, lbBob Howard, ss Aufdenspring, ssPorter, c Rapp, 3bWhitney, p Berg, IfFrodin, 3b Pitcher, pBion Howard, 2b Nicholson, 2bBohnen, sss Newman, sssClancy, cf Olin, rfAbbott, rf Roberts, cfParsons, ssss Sibley, ssssGame called at 3:30 Sunday.Place—59th and Cottage.Umpire—Louis Ridenour.The battle of the century, a soft |ball game of baseball, will be staged ■between the juniors and the sopho- !mores at 59th and Cottage Sunday ;afternoon at 3:30. Admission to |the festival will be without charge. |(Continued on page 4)GOLF TOURNEY ISON I-M CALENDARFOR NEXT WEEKInti-amunal golf will start nextweek provided that the weatherpermits was the announcement is¬sued by the Intramural departmentyesterdy. All entries must be in to¬day before 5.All matches will be played on the18 hole course in Jackson Park.Organizations may enter as manyteams as they desire, but the six¬teen that turn in the lowest scoreswill qualify for the eliminationtournament match play for the Uni¬versity Championship. An organiza¬tion that enters one or more teamswill receive organization points,and individual points will be award¬ed to all who compete.There will be no singles tourna¬ment held, but the person who turnsin the low’est individual score in thequalifying found will receive a med¬al, A trophy will be awarded tothe team that wins the tournament,and in addition two gold medaletteswill be presented to the two victors.Silver medalettes will be given tothe runers-up.Big Tennis TurnoutThis year’s list of entries in theIntramural tennis competition isone of the largest of recent seasons.Two hundred and seventy-five menhave entered the singles division,while one hundred and thirty-fiveare in the doubles competition. Stagg, Ries, Davidson,Schmidt to MakeJourneyThe Maroon tennis team, alreadyin almost mid-season form due toplaying all winter in the field house,takes on Western State TeachersCollege as its first regular opponentMonday at Kalamazoo. Chicago en¬ters this season in quest of itsfourth successive Conference cham¬pionship, having won both singlesand doubles titles for the last threeyears.Captain Paul Stagg, who has arecord of only three losses in eigh¬teen matches during the last twoyears, will play number one man.Herman Ries, a junior, is placed atnumber two, while Max Davidson,a promising sophomore, plays inthird portion. Lawrence Schmidt,who is entering his third year ofcompetition, plays number four.The doubles teams are composed ofStagg and Davidson, and Schmidtand Ries.Western State will present astrong team, having won four suc¬cessive state intercollegiate cham¬pionships. Their lineup includesSorenson, number one, Laevin,number two, Zelmmet, numberthree, and Glasier, number four.Warner Bros.FROLICTheatre — 55th & Ellis Ave.STUDENT CUT-RATETICKETTHIS COUPON AND 25cPRESENTED AT THEBOX OFFICEFrolic TheatreEntitles bearer to one admission anyday includint; Saturdays and Sundays.Good until April 24.Fri. & Sat. Apr. 22 & 23.lean Harlow in“THE BEAST OF THE CITY”Joan Bennett in“SHE WANTED A MILLIONAIRE”Sunday, April 24Marline Dietrich in“SHANGHAI EXPRESS”Georsre O’Brian in “GAY CABALLERO”Washington the Man and the Capital”TRY OUR SPECIALSUNDAY DINNERSpecial Middle-nite LuncheonsSelected Quality FoodJ. & C. Restaurant1527 E. 55th St. Dor. 10361i iDANCING TONIGHT AND EVERYFRIDAY ANIT SATURDAY AT THEMIDWAY TEMPLE BALLROOM6115 Cottage Grove AvenueTERESA DOLAN STUDIOladies 50c Gentlemen 75cPrivate and Class Lessons at6307 Cottage Grove Ave. Hyde Park 3080PRICE REDUCTIONSon some of ourTennis RacketsWright & Ditson “Gold Star”.Wright &. 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M.[Church School Service, 9:30 A.M.Morning Service, 11:00 A. M.Evening Service, 5:00 P. M.Young People’s Society6:00 P. M. The Church ofThe Redeemer(EPISCOPAL)56th and BlackstoneRev. E. S. WhiteEpiscopal Student PastorSUNDAY SERVICESHoly Communion, 8.00 A. M.Short Sung Eucharist, 9:30 A. M.Choral Eucharist and Sermon,11:00 A. M.Choral Evensong and Sermon,7:30 P. M.Three services every week-dayChurch open daily for prayer andnedilation. Hyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Woodlawn Ave.Norris L. TibbettsRoiland W. SchloerbMinistersSunday, April 2411:00 A. M.—“Is ReligionWithout Price?” R. W. Schloerb.6:00 P. M.—Teas.8:00 P. M.—Evening Sermon.N. L. Tibbetts.9:00 P. M.—Social Hour.Page FourSophomores BattleJuniors—for Blood(Continued from page 3)Set aside as a special prize to thewinner of the game is one keg ofsai'saparilla, priced at twenty dol¬lars—even in these days of depres¬sion.The starting batteries (neither ofthem will last long) are: for thejuniors, I-F President Whitney andBasketball Captain Porter; for thesophomores, basketball player.Pitcher and Blackfriar lady Kerr.FOR COLLFC-F <>IRLSAmlw Graduates or Updersraduates Sis• • • months of thorouith traininn — putinto a three months’ intensive course for Kiris ick»know how to study. Send today for BulletinCourses start October 1, Januarv 1.April l,Jaly 1IMOKER Bt:SI^'ESS COLLESB116 Sooth Aveooeo ChicagoPhooc Kaadolpb 4547 ELEVEN STUDENTSHEAD COMMITTEESFOR PRIZE EXAMS(Continued from page 1)RYBICK’S TENNISSHOP6406 Stony Island Ave.H. P. 7473For 1932—Reduced prices onracket restringing.Special Spring Opener — AGold Star Racket Strung withBest Lamb Gut for $8.75.Come in and Have a Look an upperclass counselloi’.Leader of the right wing of fhiMilitary Ball tonight, Keith Parsons.Psi Upsilon, is a football and bask¬etball star.Eleanor Wilson, Pi Delta Phipresident, and .4ssociate Editor ofThe Daily Maroon, is secretary ofY. W. C. A., member of B. W. 0.and of Interclub council. She wasa member of the social programcommittee, and an upperclass coun¬sellor. Edgar L. Goldsmith. ZetaBeta Tau, is Business Associate ofThe Daily Maroon, and was chairmanof the orchestra committee forWashington Prom.A meeting of all committee hot'.dswill be called next week by thetwo co-chairmen, and plans for Uientire day’s program on May 20will immediately be started.1-. i.V... <r" 1"'t;,' s ' c.V:. FRENCH SUMMERSCHOOLResidential Suininer School(co-educational) i n t h eheart of French Canada.Old-Country French staff.Only French spoken. Eilementary,Intermediate, Advanced. Certificateor College Credit. French enter¬tainments, sight-seeing, sports, etc.Fee $140, Board and; Tuition.June 27—July 30. Write for circu¬lar to Secretary. ResidentialFrench Summer School. .McGILL UNIVERSITYA-32 Montreal, Canada Henshaw on Mound asChicago Meets Ohio. (Continued from page 3)double to drive in all of the Buck¬eye runs in a nine to five victory.Captain Carl Baumgartner, cen¬ter fielder, is one of the heaviesthitters on the team. Jack Condonand Eugene Fichter are other menin the Ohio lineup who are danger¬ous at the plate.The Maroon nine will be seen innice clean white uniforms in thegame tomorrow. Although some ofthem are slightly misfit, they stilllook a lot better than the old grayones. They are the suits used byMaroons teams in the last two JajJ-anese trips. j1 NEW IN LOOP1%r ■80 West Randolph St. JEverything is so different—the food, entertainment,' Dance Orchestra. . ' ., '’We feel sure you will like this unusual cafe.Evening Dinners to 9:30 — $1.50 ' : rNo Cover or Minimum Charge at Any TimeyV.W'‘ 'i.’.V • de Alex Orchestra. 1 . Friday night is Cuban Carnival Night.C Tango Contest, Prizes, Souvenirs, and^aces. % ' ; ^^"on ’Miniature Horse Races.'4V Floor ShoWs 7:30 - 9:30 - 11:30 - 12:30 - 1:30 ^r '-J'-Telephone Andover 2438Management Daniel Alexander ^^ iV” ' .yTONIGHTr;:MiBtary BallThis year - - - A fine band, v...The South Shore Country :Club, and a good time forCLThe Military Balf is the dance thaTeveryoneattends to enjoy themselves, ir For at least theI last three years it has been the most populargSand best attended of, all the social functions;;because it always brings a good band for you;,to dance .to,it always has that spirit ^ whichi^-^ starts you out for a good time, and the place >‘ it is heldhs the most convenient for you. ^ -•S:vW.ANTEI) University yirl for.heail waitress [xisition in KstesI’ark. Colorado, summer- eaml).Kestaurant experience necessaty.I lefeiatiiy iM.‘tween It uiiii uuyears of ay:c. M iss Robinson. WANTED Girl to do 3 hours ofhousework in exchantre for room'anti . txiard in private home onSouth Side. Miss Robinson.WANTED — Man to work four' :iuf iwr r.ixht as oinht nsttl.-man in exchange for meals. Mustrent ri.)om in hotel. Mr. Kennan. ne of Field’s FinelyTailored Light Screen-Weave Numberssuits! They are new and dif-ferentifGrays and tans that differust enough from the usual shadesto stand out as distinctive;personal as can be.ISle to look ? your best.The suits, neither conservativenor flashy, achieve for the wearerwell-dressed distinction, r AlYou know how some suits “feel right” thefirst time on. Such satisfactioncomes only from good tailoring.You will know what it meanswhen you slip into one of these.Here s real clothing economy.Long-wearing materials that standcampus usage better, and hold uplonger after each pressing.Come in this week-end and tryon these new spring models.of Trousers Is Only $34.50And while in the store, take a look at one of the new drapemodels. They are a decided innovation in tailoring style.THE STORE FOR MENMARSHALL FIELD & COMPANYA New Spring SuitWill Turn Their HeadsTHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, APRIL 22, 1932TO D A Yon theQUADRANGLESFRIDAY, APRIL 22 jThe Daily MaroonMeeting of the editorial staff, atnoon in the Maroon office.Night editor for the next i.s.sue:!James F. Simon, Assistant: RobiitAlvarez.Mutic and Religious ServicesDivinity chapel; at 12 in JosephBond chapel. “Christianity and theSocial Crisis in Russia.” Profes.sorMatthew’ Spinka.Victrola record concert, at 12:30 |in the Social Science Assemblyroom. ' IRehearsal of the University Svm- jphony Orchestra, at 7:30 in Mandelhall. MiscellaneousExhibition of Liturgical Art andSome Other Themes. The Renais-.'sance Society. 2-5, in Wieboldt 205,until May 22.Radio lecture: “United StatesHistory.” Associate Professor Wil¬liam Hutchinson. 8 A. M. onWMAQ.Public lecture: “The Structure ofContinua.” Profes.sor EliakimMoore. 4, in Eckhart 206.Social EventsBlackfriars tea-dance, at 3:3(i inth Cloister club.W. A. A. Open House, 3-5 in IdaNoyes hall.Military ball, at 0 in the SouthShore Country club.German club social, at 4 in IdaNoves hall.SATURDAY. APRIL 23Radio lecture: “News from theQuadrangles.” William V. Morgen-.stern. 8:30 A. M., on WMAQ,The Dames club meets at 3 in Ida Noyes hall.International club, at 8 P. M. irIda Noyes hall.Chi Psi house dance, at 10.Zeta Beta Tau house dance, at I10.SUNDAY.APRIL 24Pi Lambda Theta tea. at 4 in IdaNoyes hall.University Religious iService. at11 in the University chapel. Pre.si-dent Albert W. Beaven of the Col-gate-Roc’hester Divinity school willpreach.Carlson on Socialism(Continued from page 1)Dr. Carlson admitted that noform of government could rapidlychange human nature. “But,” hesaid, “we could do much betterthan the capitalistic system is do¬ing, if we had more honesty, lesscruelty, and less bluff in our .so-called representatives in govern¬mental office.” CLUBWOMEN! i.\n opportunity to travel a‘>' igL !without cost is offered to a {club women who have un is i’' Vly good contacts onThe details of how yon ea--,tain this trip can be gottenTed Curtiss—Daily MaroonLexington Hall—12-1 P. M j /(until May 2 only). :... AM-hool wlllilarvr rBoagh to glre jroa ;IWUrsl. enllofo Kra..i.odR V* Ada..n«t„.tkua, EiMraliTc SrrretariaI.etc Hoo- >• .1i. FrriK^h ..a Sp..i.h Culo, ilT -f'Mt, wHto or pkomm HtutdolfkIS SOUTH MICHISAH AVCN