\ol. 32. No. 92. ^atlp iHaroonUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, APRIL 8, 1932 Price Five CentsVOTE AGAINST GYIIIiR«,o/«rion iooms RIDENOUR APPROVES lamboreeT iirps rntnniic Tntii-rfTiVBV 2-1 MAJORITY; Soca/Remerfy, STANDOFCOlUMBIA R R I, ^ j ” u ^W ith Beer, Balloons, Sandwiches,Peanuts, Monkey, Prizes, Dancing1,344STUDENTSCASTBALLOTS IN POLL Says Ben ReitmanBY MAXINE CREVISTONBecause he spoke of revolution to; an audience waiting to be shocked,because he is “Kin^r of the Hobos”, 0FnaA15 IN WIRETO LITERARY DIGESTFreshmen Still Pile sociodo^st. and physician, i Q fo\j| • 2i. A ' i. i because he walks with the unem-i - ..Vlajority Against ployed and dines with college pro- j Classes as HamsRequirement fessors, Dr. Ben L. Reitman electri-1 Jg Reinstatedfied his audience last night in the iPOLLS CLOSE TODAY 'WHERE SHALL THE BAR BE?”ployed and dines with college pro- jfessors, Dr. Ben L. Reitman electri- |fied his audience last night in the iSocial Science assembly room.“Is a Revolution Necessary To ;Solve Our Social Problems?”, he i RIOT SUBSIDES IN EAST, In a telegram to the editor of the iasked. It is, to him, at least, for he Literary Digest Louis N. Ridenour,preparednes.s, of readiness for revo¬lution.FINAL POLL DATA: One thou-land. three hundred and forty-fourrote, have been ca*t: 909 for the! sees the world already in a state of j ediTor-in-chief of The Daily Ma-abolition of compubory gym, 435for the retention of the gym re¬quirement. Balloting will continueuntil three this afternoon. Final re¬sults, and reaction* a* to the poll byprominent faculty member* will bepubli*hed in the fir*t edition of TheDaily Maroon next week. Ballot* situation in the future. Only revo- dents were attending (Hasses yester-I roon, upheld the actions of Presi-i dent Nicholas Murray Butler of Co-The government, philanthropy, lumbia University in suspendingand society have failed to alleviate Reed Harris of the “Spectator” forthe major problem in the world to- I “discourtesy, innuendoes and mis- jday, namiely, unemployment, and, representation of facts”.' Accordinghe fears, will be unable to meet the ; to press dispatches last night stu-may he obtained at the voting booth* lution will be able to solve thelocated in Cobb, Mandel, and Ida crisis. We have all had ample op-Noye* Halls. portunity to observe revolution in;— I our time, whether it occured in Ger- day, and Harris had been reinstated.Maroon Receive* Petition*In addition to the request of theLiterary Digest for an expressionon the part of the editor of TheDaily Maroon concerning the Harrisaffair, various news letters and pe-.More than half of the undergrad- many, Mexico, or Russia, and henceiiatc enrollment at the University have been a^e to note certain phen-had contributed ballots for the Com- omena whicri" precede revolution—pulsory Gym poll, which has been phenomena which are already pres- • titions from all parts of the counconducted throughout the week by ^‘nt in America; today there must be (-i-y came into the Maroon office yes-The Daily Maroon, at the close of a grievance, and we have one, many, terday asking for support of Reed’svoting yesterday afternoon. A con- There are unemployment, bank position. In answer to the latter re-.'istent majority, slightly more than j failure, stock market crashes, value- quests, Ridenour stated that theless real estate.If we were taught that provid¬ence is a security for old age, solong as we live honestly, it was alie, for many upright persons areon the “scrap heap” today. We University Settlement toReceive CarnivalProceedsa 2-1 ratio, has favored the abolitionof the compulsory gym requirementin the college during the entire poll.Poll Support* TrendThe vote, clearly indicating thatundergraduates regard the gym re¬quirement as being both unwarrant¬ed and irksome, supports a trend to¬ward optional gym which ha.*; beendistinctly noticeable for some timeamong mid-western colleges and uni¬versities. The action of the Uni¬versity of Wisconsin, where com-[luLsory gym was abolished early in•March, has set a precedent for BigTen universities who have been con->cious of consistent student agita¬tion against the gym requirement.The results of thesubmitted to the faculty of the col¬leges early next week. In promis¬ing to accept the recommendationsimplied by the poll results. DeanHoucher emphasized the fact thatthe administration has always wel¬comed constructive student opinion. judgment of President Butler andDean of Students Hawkes was un- idoubtedly more to be trusted thanthat of some “routine weary” stu¬dents. ^The immediate cause for Harris’ ihave something lo rebel agaimst. ' expulsion from school was an edi-(Continued on page 3)DANCES, DINNERSCROWD WEEK-ENDSOCIAL CALENDARDr. Albert Palmer,Seminary President,To Speak in Chapel Despite the large crowds expectedat the Jamboree tonight, additionalsocial events crowd the week-endcalendar: this afternoon, the .Alum-Poll will be ' have scheduled a tea in Ida' Noyes hall; the weekly cozy in theY. W. room will attract W. A.members and their guests. .At G:30the Chinese students have a dinnerin Ida Noyes hall, and from 8:30till 12 the Graduate club will playbridge and dance in the clubhouse.Phi Gamma Delta holds its housedance tonight from 9 to 1, withWillard Morton and Dudley Buck in: charge.Tomorrow the Slavonic club pre-I sents a program in Mandel hall ati 8, with dancing afterwards in the torial in the daily which stated that :the food in the John Jay dining jhalls of Columbia University was ofa low quality and that the priceswere excessive.Student* Protest |On Wednesday approximately4000 students participated in a dem-stration against the action of the ad¬ministration of the University, Eggs A gallimaufry of everything fromj a ring-the-cane-booth to the delightsof “A Night in "Monte Carlo,” or anI old-fashioned bar, will be offered; for the benefit of the Settlementat the first and only University jam¬boree which will hold forth tonightfrom 7:30 to 12 in Bartlett gym¬nasium.Business will be conducted on apurely carnival basis. Money mustbe exchanged for paper scrip, andeverything from beer and pretzelsto a chance on the fish pond will beten cents. There will be four spin-! the-wheel booths which offer blan¬kets and kewpie dolls as prizes, afortune-telling booth, a bar withkegs of near beer and pretzels, ai fish pond run by the Freshman wom-, en’s council, a sandwich booth, aBetty Tressler, Jack Test, Henry Sulcer, and Dan McGuigan, booth with balloons, peanuts and es-completing plans for tonight’s Jamboree.—J. Frankel, Photographer. ! pies, sponsored by Y. W. C. A,,—— . — - a military ball booth and a pop booth,given by W’. A. A. In addition, theMaid-Rite will sell meal-tickets in abooth occupied by an organ grinderTn RPr'IN APPII monkey; the Hub will dis-lU DEiUlll ill lllL /LI ' play suits, coats, and ties and Win-i ter’s will have a show case.A Blackfriar Orche*traBlackfriars’ orchestra under thedirection of H. Allen Stone, musicaldirector of the current show, willHORNER PLEADS FOR SENIOR HAIR-RAISERPUBLIC AWARENESSKerwin, Linn, Spencer, an<dSmith Speak.Making an appeal for an awak- Petersen OreJers Shipment ofMustache FertilizerHerb Petersen, head barber in the play all evening for dancing and forened public interest in the affairs of Reynolds club shop, yesterday an- j a program of singing and dancing,government, and outlining his point nounced Thursday, April 21 as the Mary Louise Cotton, Hester Hemp-of view on issues of Illinois’ cur- date for the opening gun in the stead and Louise Brooks, the triorent political campaign. Judge Hen- j Senior mustache race—possibly the , which sang at the Intramural carni-ry Horner, Democratic candidate for only University tradition that has | yal will again entertain with threegovernor, spoke to an audience of survived the last decade. | selections, “Nothing To Do Butstudents and faculty in Mandel hall ! Interviewed yesterday while shav- , Love”, "Sweet Sue”. “You’re Theyesterday afternoon. Professors ing one of his favorite victims, Mr. One”, and a special night-club group.Nerwin, Smith, and Linn, and Dean Petersen declared that he was break- a Mexican orchestra, “Tipica”.and tear bombs were the imple- | Spencer of the C. and A. school, ap- ing precedent in giving out the in- composed of 4 men and 4 women, allments used by the students, in addi- peared on the platform and made formation so far in advance—solelytion to fists in a rough and tumble addre.sses in his behalf,fight in front of several University , Horner strongly urged the partic-builc|ngs. The athletes who had < ipation of state and national gov-been charged wdth professionalism ' ernments in banking affairs, andby Harris earlier in the year fought i recommended the passing of moreagainst those who protested Harris’ legislation to protect bank deposi- tOTiic,expulsion. tors. Scoring the wastage of tax This year, for the first time in' money, Horner emphasized the need . the memory of the oldest resident.because a special shipment of mus¬tache fertilizer, which he has order¬ed from a ranch in Missouri, willbe ready Monday. The material issaid to be a remai-kablv effective Mexicans, will play, sing and danceMexican numbers in their nationalcostume. Down at the South end ofthe gymnasium, Robert Balsley andFred Witmer, Blackfriars stars willentertain the customers.A speakeasy, a cabaret, a carnival,the University Jamboree!Dr. Albert W. Palmer, 1). D. and | Reynolds club. Mr. and Mrs. Bruce[•resident of the Chicago Theological i Dickson are sponsors. The LambdaSeminary, will speak on “The Two ' Chi Alpha house dance from 9 tillChicagos” at the chapel services ! i has Mr. and Mrs. Myron J. Ful-Sunday morning. Dr. Palmer is act- rath, and Mring as University preacher in place ) gek as patrons and patrone.sses. Del ’TIC CPRINP I HR ASS nf greater public interest in what who declined to be quoted, ' <I SLiiKiA/*fCPPniTTS H ATS SPOT ^heir governmental representatives will be a nominal entrance fee of IOr KOU 10, ilA 10 or i doing. | ten cents, to cover the cost of a j Ui Big 1 CIl KSlCllO• . • 1 nf thp fnnr faciiltv sueakers ' massive medal, appropriately in- iSpring arrived at precisely nine i theme “Whv I am which will be awarded to jo’clock yesterday morning. At t at ! advanced supporting the winner of the race, if any. Last |time a general ram, dropping un- | respective points Year’s winner was Frank Calvin, :abbot of Blackfriars, and he receiv- : Program Over WIBOmercifully from the heavens, drench- ^ed several hundred new spring suits i «( view. Jerome Kerwm, professor ofand bonnets, made the boys on Uni-, Political Science, reviewed Horner sand Mrs. E. P. Re- versity avenue gather up their base- I achievemeMs as a Probate judge.ball equipment and scamper for shel- | ■'o"'®* 'Po'her Linn described^ Horn-of Dr. Harry Emerson Fosdick, who I ta Sigma club holds an ‘>i'‘™'’ae I ter, gladdened the hearts of the few | ers persona ^racter ^as ^genei^is not able to fulfill his engagement | dance in Ida Noyes hall at 9 with I who had worn “"‘i j |,uman problemsin this capacity. Mr. and Mrs. R. B. MacFarland and j the Buildings and Grounds depart , created dailv bvDr. Palmer will speak of the great Mr. and Mrs. A. H. Mower as spon-conflict between Chicago’s cultural sors. Pi Lambda Phi and Tau Del¬and intellectual activities and the I ta Phi hold their house dance re-sinister, menacing characteristics of gpectively from 9:30 to 2, and 9its criminal and political groups; he | until 2.will refer to this city as a scene ofgrowing conflict between the twoelements.The DePauw University A Cap-ella choir will sing in the chapelSunday afternoon at 4:30. Dean R.G. McCutchan is director of thegroup. The recital will be the fea¬ture of the Sunday Vespers service. ment to rub its hand with glee as it ,saw its expensive pigeon food being »>"• Pvvsnnt conditionsnicely dampened.And that’s a lot to expect fromfour-tenths of an inch of rain!graham chosen newSECRETARY OF B.W.O.Marigaret Graham, recently ajl-pointed to B'. W. 0. as Senior rep¬resentative-at-large, was elected sec¬retary of that body at a meetingTuesday noon in Ida Noyes hall. SheIS an Esoteric, and was assistantstage manager of Mirror.During the meeting, the compul¬sory gym poll was discussed, anda resolution sent to the Student Com-Jr.ittee uu Student Affairs. THIRD DAY POLL TOTALSFor Abolition For RetentionMen Women Men WomenFRESHMEN 217 106 59 38SOPHOMORES 140 67 62 41JUNIORS 140 77 71 47SENIORS 102 60 79 38TOTALS 599 310 271 164909 435TOTAL VOTE CAST 1344Voting will continue until this afternoon at 3. Ballots may beobtained at booths located in Cobb, Mandel, Ida Noyes halls. Dean Spencer pointed out thegreat need of a successful recon¬struction in governmental affairs af¬ter the havoc of this depression pe¬riod, and outlined Horner’s qualifi¬cations for the task, while T. V.Smith reviewed the policies of j us¬ ed a handsome shaving mug donat¬ed by Hugh MacKenzie. Mr. Peter¬sen says he will be glad to award asimilar prize this year—if someonewill donate it.An amusing ifolkway connectedwith the annual event is the prac¬tice of passing into the botanypond the protesting bodies of se¬niors caught cheating.Lexington Must CarryOn, Says Lester RiesLexington hall, home oftice which Horner has adhered to p^jiy Maroon, the University typing |office, and the Commons bakery. The University will be the sub¬ject of the third of a series of BigTen broadcasts by WIBO tonightfrom 8 to 8:30. A fifteen minuteBlackfriar program will be includedin the broadcast.The WIBO orchestra will start theprogp'am with a melody of Chicagosongs including: “Wave the Flag,”“Plunge, Plunge on Through theLine,” and “We Are Chicago.”This will be followed by the Black¬friar program which is to consist ofa piano selection by Fred Witmer,an orchestration of the theme songof the Blackfriar production “WhoaHenry”, and the singing of twoj songs from last year’s show. Thisthroughout his previous public ca¬reerThe meeting was sponsored by the I is the first Blackfriar radio broad¬cast of the year. Several othermay have been condemned in 1903, ' P™*'*"'* >>'but it will continue to house its: f"hich ,s scheduled for Maycampus "Horner for Governor club”, present tenants until the depression' is over, Lester S. Ries, superintend- iSETTLEMENT PLAYS ent of buildings and grounds, said IBRING $600 profit! yesterday.Butt of campus jestei’s for manyyears, Lexington hall has appearedmore ludicrous than ever since theerection in 1929 of the Universitychapel. MATH SOCIETY MEETSIN ECKHART TODAYThe two hundred ninety-eighthmeeting of the American Math¬ematical society will be held at theThe colored map of the ! University today and tomorrow, theUniversity, published last quarter by ' first session opening today at 10the Chicago Alumnae club, labels I in Room 133, Eckhart Hall.A net profit of $600 was realized ;from the Settlement plays given by jstudent and faculty casts in Man- ;del hall March 10 and 11, Harold 'Dnnkel, chairman of the Student iSettlement Board, |said yefsterday. jThis sum, and seventy-five dollars I the ancient red brick structure, j An attendance of between eightyreceived from the last concert of ! “Condemned in 1903—and still go- and one hundred and fifty is ex-the University Symphony orchestra ! ing strong”. | pected at this meeting. A dinner f()ron March 4, has been sent to the | Mr. Ries pointed out that recent! members of the Society and theirUniversity settlement. ! repairs have made the building safe, j guests will be held this evening.Ptige Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, APRIL 8, 1932iailg ilarnnnFOUNDED IK 1901THB OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THEUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPubliihed morninga, except Saturday. Sunday and Mond^,during the Autumn, Winter and Spring quarters by The DailyMaroon Company, 5831 University Ave. Subscription rates $3.00per year: by mail, $1.50 per year extra. Single copies, flve-oentaeach.No responsibility is assumed by the University of Chicago forany statements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March 18. 1903, at the postoffice at Chicago, Illinois, ur.Jer the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conferenc® Press AssociationLOUIS N. RIDENOUR, JR., Editor-in-ChiefMERWIN S. ROSENBERG, Business ManagerMARGARET EGAN, Asst. Business ManagerJANE KESNER, Senior EditorHERBERT H. JOSEPH, Jr., Sports EditorASSOCIATE EDITORSMAXINE CREVISTONRUBE S. FRODIN. JR.BION B. HOWARDJ. BAYARD POOLEJAMES F. SIMONWARREN E. THOMPSONELEANOR E. WILSON BUSINESS ASSOCIATES■JOHN D. CLANCY. JR.EDGAR L. GOLDSMITHSOPHOMORE ASSISTANTSSTANLEY CONNELLYWM. A. KAUFMANWALTER MONTGOMERYVINCENT NEWMANEDWARD SCHALLERSOPHOMORE EDITORSJANE BIESENTMViMELVIN GOLDMANWILLIAM GOODSTEINEDWARD NICHOLSONTASULA PETRAKISROSEMARY VOLKMARGARET MULLIGAN BETTY HANSENROBERT HERZOGDAVID LEVINEEUGENE PATRICKBERTHA BAKERROBERT ALVAREZJANE WEBERNight Editor: Warren E. ThompsonAssistant: Robert HerzogFriday, April 8, 1932COLUMBIADAILY MAROONUNIV OF CHICAGOPLEASE WIRE IMMEDIATELY NIGHT PRESSRATE COLLECT ONE OR TWO HUNDREDWORDS YOUR EDITORIAL COMMENT ONSTUDENT STRIKE AT COLUMBI.AWILLIAM S WOODSEDITOR LITERARY DIGESTThe press of the nation, and especially the col¬lege press, has been aroused over the expulsionof Reed Harris, militant ex-editor of the ColumbiaSpectator, for alleged "discourtesy, innuendoes,and misrepresentation" in the conduct of his pa¬per during the past year. At Columbia, the Stu¬dent body has been stirred up to the point of or¬ganizing a strike, raising mass disturbances, andmaking, in general, a good deal of noise aboutthe expulsion.Now in commenting on this situation, we areinclined to refuse to do the obvious—to rant aboutthe muzzling of the student press and the prosti¬tution of the liberalism of Columbia, great centerof liberalism. We are inclined to believe that weare incapable of making an adequate decison asto who is on the right side of the controversy with¬out knowing more about the affair than has filter¬ed into middle-western papers; and knowing whatlittle we do about the affair, we are inclined totrust the judgment of Dean Hawks and PresidentNicholas Murray Butler a good deal farther thanthat of Editor Harris and the student body.We do not regard it as in any way significantthat a large proportion of the students were so dis¬turbed by the expulsion as to participate in thestrike; for students chafing under the ennui of rou¬tine and dull college existence welcome any op¬portunity to do something a little out of the ordin¬ary. Nor do we feel that the fact that the athleteshave been backing up the dean is indicative ofanything beyond youthful exuberance and love ofa fight.It is and always has been the case that thepowers of the administration of a university areabsolutely arbitrary as far as suspension and thegranting of degrees is concerned; and there is verygood reasoning behind this way of conductingaffairs. A school whose policies were determinedby every whim of the student body would be cha¬otic indeed, but this in no way means that the sen¬timent of the students is to be wholly ignored. Thesensible administrator is one who hews to the line,but spends a little time watching to see whetherany chips get into the eyes of the students.Unusual as it may seem for a college editor tohold this view, we believe that the administrationof this University or of Columbia university arelikely to be wiser men than the editors of the col¬lege dail les here or there; and that if these mentake the view that the editors have shown suchconsistently bad taste as to be considered no long¬er candidates for a degree, this is a sad circum¬stance but one little to be questioned by youthswho are only beginning to have to shave once aday.As far as muzzling of the collegiate press isoiiceineu, ii is interesting to note in connection i with the Columbia debacle that Editor Harris was'not expelled from school until after the last paper iof which he was to be editor had appeared. EditorHarris is unfortunate, but his blood is on his own 'typewriter; and the striking students were wise'j to go back to school after they had had their fun.I—L. N. R.. Jr.f The Travelling Bazaarji BY FRANK HARDINGThe Sigma Chi house is so situated thatanytime a gix;l takes a bath in the Channinghouse she can be seen, and the Sigma Chisalways have a freshman posted to watch outfor the event. Then when a girl does startto take a dip they throw water through thewindow at her . . . But that’s not the funnypart of the story,—the girls stand there andthrow water back.^ ^ ^Do you know anyone in the Psi U houseby the name of "George. ’ This story isabout a "George," but we can’t find outwhich one. He was dancing around at theWorld’s Fair Ballroom and some girl askedhim where he was from. He very cautiouslyreplied that he was from the University ofChicago, whereupon she immediately said,"Oh, you’re another Psi U?"if- *"No, you can’t come in now! ”* * if-Jim Porter, in case you didn t know, is theidol of the U High children. Monday theywere coming out of their assembly in Mandelwhen Jim w'alked up and before he knew itsomeone shouted, “Oh, there s Jim Porter, ”and four or five of them started to hang onto his arms telling him what a swell basket¬ball player they thought he was. And thenlast night a delegation of them came over tosee Jim with a few tickets to the prize fightsbecause they thought he might like to go. . . We guess it’s that blonde hair and thesmile.if- if ifWe have finally found someone who hasnever been inside of the Coffee Shop and wethink he deserves a vote of recommendation,—Bubbl es Freehling. If there are any othersthat can say the same, they might start avery exclusive club . . . Bill Tuttle has beenthe first one to put his name up as a MayKing candidate, but Jean Jordan suggestsIvan Walsh and Joe Temple . . Umm I Thesehe men. TOD A ¥•on theQUADRANGLESFRIDAY, APRIL 8TH jThe Daily MaroonMeeting of the Daily Maroon Ieditorial staff at 12.Night editor of the next issue:Janies F. Simon. Assistant: EdwardNicholson. jMusic and Religious Services 'Divinity chapel, at 12 in JosephBond chapel. “Classics of ReligiousInspiration: Bridge’s Testament of jBeauty.” Associate Profe.ssor DavisP^dwards.Victrola concert at 12 :30 in SocialSvience assembly.Organ recital at 5 in the Uni¬versity chapel.Departmental ClubsAvukah, at 3:30 in Classics IS.“The Hebrew University on MountScopus.” Mr. Schlomo Marenof.Department of Semitics, CurrentEvents. Norman Gill.MiscellaneousPublic Lecture: “George Wash¬ington. 1732-1932. Washington andhis Biographers.” Professor MarcusJcrnegan. 0:45, in the .4rt Institute.Public lecture: “The Coming ofIndustrialism in France.” John Nef,at 3:30 in the Social Science .Assem¬bly room. Your own Club Houseto EUROPE!Tourist and yd Class Become Exclusive! En¬tire sections set aside for you on conve¬nient sailings of Lloyd Express and CabinLiners. Dances, deck sports, masquerades,jollifications, cozy lounges, comfortablestaterooms, pleasant decks. The "dues” aresuited to your own purse. NEW LOWSTourist Clast*84Third Class*68ENGLAND • IRELAND • FRANCE • GERMANYNorth German Lloyd130 West Randolph St., Chicago, Ill.,Tel. Franklin 4130, or your local agent.Undergraduate Organization*Tarpon tryouts, at 3 in the swim¬ming pool. Ida Noyes hall.SATURDAY, APRIL 9Meeting of the Eaeulty of theDivision of the Humanities, at 10.A. M. in Cobb 110.Radio lecture: “News from theQuadrangles.” William V. Morgen-stern, at 8:30 A. M. on W.M.AQ.BLACKFRIARSRehearsals: ('horus at 2;;’0 in.Mandel hall and Cast at 7:30 inReynolds club theatre.FOREIGN SERVICEThe Department of State will holdexaminations in Septemiter to tillvacancies in the Consular and Diplo¬matic .Service.Since li(07 we have sfH'cialized inpreparing candidates for the F’urc-ign Service.('ourses for college gradual»‘s willstart in .lune.WriteROUDYBUSH FOREIGNSERVICE SCHOOL3034 P Street, N. W.,Washington. D. C.(Successor to Avf/iis Crawford) RETURN THE GOVERNMENTTO THE PEOPLEProtectRatifyPersonalFutureLibertyAmendmentExploitation ReferendumSpeculationMonopolyArthur M. BarnhartFORDemocratic Representative In CongressSecond Congressional DistrictBoundaries of District, 43rd Street South to City Limits,Lake Michigan to State StreetPRIMARY, APRIL 12, 1932hm SdGOING TO CHURCH IS ANESSENTIAL PART OF ACOLLEGE EDUCATION nrHljtpTHE FIRST UNITARIAN CHURCHWoodlawn Avenue at 5 7th Street\ ON OtillLX VOGT, .MinisterSUNDAY, APRIL 10. 1932I ! :00 A. M.—"Who Controls I he State?" by Dr. Vogt.4.00 P. M. Channing Club Tea. Ritual In Mexican FolkLife” by Prof. Robert Redfield.VISITORS CORDIALLY W'ELCOMEDSt. Paul’s Church50th and DorchesterParish Office; 4945 Dorchester•AvenueTel. Oakland 3185REV. GEORGE H. THOMASSunday Services-Holy Communion, 8:00 A. M.[Ihurch School Service, 9:30 A.M.Morning Service, 11:00 A. M.Evening Service, 5:00 P. M.Young People’s Society6:00 P. M. The Church ofThe Redeemer(EPISCOPAL)56th and BlackstoneRev. E. S. WhiteEpisc'*oal Student PastorSUNDAY SERVICESHoly Communion, 8.00 A. M.Short Sung Eucharist, 9:30 A. M.Choral Eucharist and Sermon,11:00 A. M.Choral Evensong and Sermon,7:30 P. M.Three services every week-day.Church open daily for prayer and-neditation. Hyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Woodlawn Ave.Norris L. TibbettsRolland W. Schloerb•Mini.stersSunday, April 1011:00 A. M.—“God Makes theBest of It”, R. W. Schloerb.6:00 P. M.—Teas.8:00 P. M.—“Settling Dis¬putes”, R. W. Schloerb.9:00 P. M.—Social Hour.THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, APRIL 8, 1932 Page ThreeTheGrandstandAthletebyHERBERT JOSEPH JR. Make Swim, Wrestling AwardsWE HEAR TELL that the jfolfttam may pret a coach—a real oneall its own. If this is so, we say“Hravo”. As far as we know, innu'ilcrn times at any rate, the Kolf-ers hifve had to shift j%Ion>r forthemselves. The captain did moatthe routine arranginjr, and therewasn’t any coachinff.*****Din YOU NOTICE that Oregon,whence Doc Spears departed,and Drake, former han>;out of OssieSdlem. have hired a couple of no-hddies for head football coaches.Oreiron promoted a freshman coach(over several assistant varsity men)to the hip: job, and Drake took aprep coach unto itseTT. Which onthe face of it looks rather sad.Spears is now’ at Wisconsin, andStdem at Iowa, you know. .And allthis business has started some dis¬cussion of the practice of schoolshirinif away coaches with unexpiredcontracts from other institutions.The Orepron officials made sizable(juantities of noise when Spears wasfetched to the Badprer school.The defense that has been ad¬vanced to justify the practice is thata coach is up today and down to¬morrow. If he wins, he’s a hero.If he loses, he’s a you know what.So. say those who condone the con¬tract breakinpr, you can’t blame acoai'h for acceptinjr as much as hecan pet while he’s on top.It would seem lopfcal, however,to expect the universities to frownupon .<uch tactics. If Wisconsin in-d\ices Spears to leave Orepon. howtan they feel at all certain aboutkeepinp him on their campus. If;iM understandinp were arrived atto tween all universities to the effectthat no negotiations should r>e under¬taken with a coach at another"t hool unle.ss his contract was aboutto expire, the peace of mind of allconcerned woulil be insured. .At pres¬ent. it’s too doppone obvious whatthe motive of most of the institu¬tions, who lure away coaches witlimore favorable offers, is.At least we're not worried about^uch thinps here. STAGG GIVES EIGHTMAJOR LEHERS TOMEN IN TWO SPORTSWrestlers Receive FourAnd Swimmers TenMinor “C’s”Eipht major “C’s” were awardedyesterday by Amos .Alonzo Stapp,director of athletics, in swimminpI and wrestlinp. In wrestlinp, “C’s”were aw’arded to Captain Carl Gabel.Fred Louis, Burton Sherre, and JohnHeide and major old Enplish awards' w’ere piven to Jacob Bernstein, JohnHorn, Rion Howard, and RobertShapiro.In swimminp, “C’s” were awardedto water polo captain, Gordon Rit-tenhouse, swimminp captain, Ralphj Earlandson, James McMahon, andi JoJin Marron, while Donald B'ell-strom, Stan Connelly, Searinp East,John Elam, l^arry Goodnow, and Halj I.,aufman were recipients of the nia-' jor old Enplish award.The wrestlinp team finished theseason wifh a record of six victor¬ies, a tie, and three defeats. Cap-I tain Carl Gabel, wrestlinp his sec-, ond year on the squad, is only ajunior and has one year of compe¬tition left." He was one of themainstays of the team, wrestlinp inI the heavyweipht division.Both Louis and Sherre are seniorsand have competed on the squadfor two years. Louis filled the IIHpound division for the entire season.Sherre wrestled at 135 pounds. Hehas won six conference bouts in histwo years and was one of the hiphpoint .scorers of the team. Heide isonly a junior and w’lestled for hisfirst year on the team. He was sec¬ond in the conference in the 155pound division.Wrestlers Compete inCentral A. A. U. MeetCOMPETE FOR POLOTROPHY TOMORROW .Alumni, varsity, and freshmenwrestlers will pit their strenpth andskill apainst some of the best wrest¬lers in the middle west as well asapainst some of the best talent fromthe mid-west tomorrow' and .Satur¬day in the C. A. .A. U. champion-shipsat 8:15 at the Interfraternityclub of Chicapo, lOfi South Wabash.A ve.The third and fourth pames in theMiies for the Frank Parker PoloTrophy will be played tomorrow eve-ninp at 8:30 in the 124th Field .Ar¬tillery .Armory at Cottape Grove•Avenue and 53rd Street. The 124thKidd .Artillery Remount .Associationnii'ets the Chicapo Ridinp club teamin the first of the eveninp’s pames;and the Milwaukee Ridinp Club meetsthe 14th Calvary team.Tickets are on sale at the book-dore and at the .Military Science De¬partment in Ryerson. Throuph theCourtesy of the .Military .Science De¬partment tickets may be secured athalf price. General admi.ssion istwenty-five cents. DR. BEN REITMANt (Continued from pape 1)The povernment has antaponizedthe people, it has forfeited respect.Only so lonp as people respect theirpovernment, are satisfied, and re-lipious, can revolution be avoided.I Hut the poor on the streets arej chantinp apainst the rich, the cajii-I talist, the banker, the church. Theyhave no way; they are Ipnoranf ofany way to build the new worldwhich they desire to create, b'du-cation has failed; join the chant,then, you who are educated. Dr.Reitman charped his hearers. Publish BaseballSchedule; InitialGame TuesdayEleven major collepe opponentsin seventeen pames comprise theschedule of the Maroon baseballteam this sjirinp. Coach Pat Papeannounced yesterday. The repularseason opens apainst the Lake For¬est collepe nine on Greenwood fieldTuesday afternoon at 3:30. A prac¬tice pame with a .semi-pro team ofthe Ohicapo City Jeapue wijll beplayed tomorrow afternoon at 1:3().Pape will probably use all of hispitchers apainst Lake Forest Thurs¬day. He intends to try out PatPape, Jr., and Ed Beeks. Henshaw,veteran hurler from last year, willbe called into service if necessary.Henshaw’ will pet his first import¬ant assipnment when the Maroonstackle Notre Dame a week from Sat¬urday on the home field. NotreDame has a .stronp team this yearand can be expected to offer plentyof trouble to the outfit which wasrunner-up in the Conference lastyear.Season Opens April 23The Bip Ten season opens witha pame with Ohio State on Satur¬day, .April 23, on Greenwood field.Ohio State was one of the two teamsthat tripped up the champion Illi¬nois nine last year. They will bewithout the .'services of Wesley Fes-ler who drove in all of the runsin their nine to five triumph overthe mini. Chicapo did not meetOhio last year.On the followinp Wednesday, the27th, Pape will take the team overto South Bvnd to play a return en-papement with the Notre Dame ap-prepation, Friday the 2tUh is thedate that Chicapo will be the hoststo the championship baseball teamof Japan, Rikkio University. Thisteam defeated Waseda last fall forthe title of the Nipponese collepes.They will jilay Michipan after (]'hi-capo and then po east to meet Yale.Play WisconsinThe day after the Maroons playthe Japanese nine they meet one ofthe stronpest contenders for the BipTen crown, Wisconsin. The Badperssplit the two pames with the Ma¬roons last year and also with Illi¬nois.The rest of the schedule is: May3, Purdue (there); May 7, Michipan(herel ; .May 10, Lake Forest(there); May 13 and 14, .Minnesota(2, there); .May 18, Illinois (there);May 21, Purdue (here); May 27,Western State (there) ; May 28,Michipan (there); May 30, MichipanState (there); June 3, Wi.sconsin(there); and June 9, .Alumni (here). Open IntramuralBaseball SeasonWith Five TiltsThe Intramural baseball seasonwas officially opened yesterdaywhen Phi Gamma Delta, Phi DeltaTheta, Lambda Chi Alpha, Pi Lamb¬da Phi, and Delta Upsilon turnedout victories over their opponents inthe first round of play. Two of thepames were forfeits. Pi Lambda Phigettinp a forfeit from Sigma Chi,and D. U. obtaining one from DeltaTau Delta.Phi (Jamma Delta defeated PhiPi Phi to the tune of 15 to 5 in theeasiest pame of the day. In the firstinning the Phi Gams pot to PitcherValentine for six runs before theywere finally subdued. Then Bigelowheld them for awhile until the lastinning when the victors sewed upthe game with seven more tallies.Baker, Phi Gam third baseman, wasthe star of day hitting a homer withthe bags loaded.Phi Delta Theta won from ChiPsi in a close pame which finallyended with the Phi Delts on the bipend of the 15 to 14 score. Shumak¬er, Eidred, and Dannanhauers werethe stars of the victors in hittingability while Brown starred for ChiPsi.In another easy pame. LambdaChi ran away from Beta Theta Piby running up a score of 18 to 5.Nobel, Lambda Chi pitcher, w’as theoutstanding man of the afternoonwith two home runs out of four hitsto his credit, while Marquart starredfor the losers.In the first inning I>ambda Chinailed down five runs and then inthe third, fifth and sixth again camethrouph for ten more runs to poc¬ket an easy victory. SWIMMING, WATERPOLO TEAMS ELECTJOHN MARRON, EAST HILL’S CAFETERIA63rd and Woodlawn Ave.Always Reliable for your Breakfaat,Lunch or Dinner.General Price Reduction inkeeping with the times.i At the annual dinner held in theprivate dining room of HutchinsonI Commons last night, John MarronI was elected captain of next year’sI swimming team, and Searing W.! East was chosen by his teammatesto head the 1932-33 water polosquad.“Bud” Marron, fancy diver andmember of the brother team of Budand Jim Marron, was elected bypractically a majority vote. F'our orfive ballots w'ere necessary beforeI the captain of the water polo squadcould be selected, in a close contestbetween the captain-elect, Elam, and 'I Goodnow'. jI_ _ JFollowinp the dinner Earlandson, 'retiring captain of the swim squad, ’. and Rittenhouse, retiring captain ofthe water polo aggregation, madethe customary remarks. Both Rit-j tenhouse and Hal Laufman will be :I lost to the water polo team ny grad-; nation at the end^ of the present ’I year.Coach E. W. McGillivray’s water■ polo team was fairly successful this Iyear, losing by one point the gamedeciding the championship. ■ WRIGHT HAND LAUNDRYREDUCED PRICES1315 East Fifty Seventh StreetPhone Midway 207370^YEAR (toff... A long established coH*duoational■chool with an alumni of succeaaful buttinesa menlarge enough to give you your chance.Practical, intensive training; college grade andplan. IbcoiirHCH including: But*ine»(4 Administra*tion. Executive Secretarial,etc Special clasain French and Spanish Catalog on request*Visits write or phone Randolph 1375,18 SOUTH MICHIGAN AVENUERYBICK’S TENNISSHOP6406 Stony Island Ave.H. P. 7473For 1932—Reduced prices onracket restringing.Special Spring Opener — AGold Star Racket Strung withBest Lamb Gut for $8.75.Come in and Have a Look■Stevens-IMPROVE YOUR DANCINGAttend Classes atTERESA DOLAN STUDIO6.307 CottaKe Lrove Avenue.Vliii\. & Wed. Kveninirts at 8:00 o’clock•Admission 60c 1‘hone Hyde I’ark .3080I'rivate Ix‘s..ii)ns .Any Day or EveninKFOR t-IKFSGraduatei^ or UnderirraduateA. Six• • • monthtt of thorousrh training — putinto a three months’ intensive course for girls whoknow how to $tudy. Send today for Bulletin.Courses start October 1, January 1,April I,July 1ItlTHilVEKK l’Ol.l.r.4>EThe Bu-»tne§» ('etUnf wnth a I 'niverrity AimoepKere''116 South Michigan Avenue, ChicagoPhone Randolph 4347TRY OUR SPECIALSUNDAY DINNERSi>ct'ial .VI iddk'-nite l.unchcoiis.Selected (Jiiality FoodJ. & C. Restaurant1527 E. 55th St. Dor. 10361EIGHTH STREET THEATRENEW IN LOOPCAFE de ALEX80 West Randolph St.Everything is so different—the food, entertainment.Dance Orchestra.We feel sure you will like this unusual cafe.Evening Dinners to 9:30 — $1.50No Cover or Minimum Charge at Any TimeCafe de Alex OrchestraFriday night is Cuban Carnival Night.Tango Contest, Prizes, Souvenirs, andMiniature Horse Races.Dancing 6:30 onFloor Shows 7:30 - 9:30 - 11:30 - 12:30 - 1:30Telephone Andover 2438Management Daniel Alexander Here you areCo-Eds! NewSHEERBOUCLEfor town and campus!19diI rust you Collepe girls toknow the chic of knit!^'oil’ll simply go for thisnew SHEER BOUCLE.It’s .ns light as a feather . .the perfect fitting kind ofdress (on’ll wear to class . .the n wear to town andton’ll feel like a million init! .All for the grand sumof $19.75. Sizes 14. to 20.J.t. navy, 'File blue, Mauvegrey, Colonial red, green.Sports Shop—Third FloorChas. A. Stevens & Bros.A SPEEDY MUSICAL REVUEIN 30 SCENES85 Company of 85LAVISH SCENre DISPLAY20 ORCHESTRA OF 20 ^ ^FAST-FURIOUS-FUNNY40 Beauty Chorus of 40A SSO.OOO ^OJDU^TIONA Parad* of Gorgoous Costumes Dis-^ayod on Shapes the Like of whichBroadway Itself Has Never Seen•All Our Girls Are MenYet Everyone*s a Lady*'PRICES$2.50 - $2.00 - $1.50 - $1.00Tickets on sale at box officenow for only performanceThursday - April 14th. WOW ALL R.MS. a wk. 2 rm.suiU-s $7.00. FArst caller ^reLschoice on ' this new plan. 3 sni.rms. $3.00 a wk. 6026 InKlesido-Ave.WANTED Girl to do 3 hours ofhousework in e.xchanKe for roomand iHiard in private home onSouth Side. Miss Robinson. \V.ANTF:1) Man to work fourhours JHT ninht as nixht watch¬man in exchanyie for meals. Mustrent r(K)m in hotel. Mr. Kennan.W.ANTF;D Girl to wait tablesin neiithborhood restaurant from12 to 1 and 6 to 7 in exchange formeals. Miss Robinson.Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY. APRIL 8, 1932Substitute Beer For Milk!Add a Few Pretzeis!And what have you?UNIVERSITYJAMBOREETonight—in Bartlett GymAdmission— Two BitsFor all of this:CONTINUOUS DANCING TO THE TANTALIZING TUNES OF THE BLACKFRiAR ORCHESTRA“A NIGHT IN MONTE CARLO” — AND WHAT A NIGHTCABARET ATMOSPHERE — WITH A FEW DASHES OF THE BEST IN MODERN SPEAKEASIES“NOTHING TO DO BUT LOVE" AND OTHER FEATURED ACTS BY STUDENT ENTERTAINERSWhy?THERE'S A DEPRESSION. THE SETTLEMENT NEEDS MONEY. YOU HAVE MONEY (WE HOPE).AND THE JAMBOREE WILL TURN ALL PROCEEDS OVER TO THE BENEFIT OF THE SETTLEMENTA SPEAKEASY — A CABARET — A CARNIVAL — ALL IN ONETHE UNIVERSITY JAMBOREEBartlett Gym Tonight 7:30-12:30