Vol. 32. No. 88. ) n- .THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. FRIDAY, APRIL I, 1932 Price Five CenuSET MIUTARY BALLFOR APRIL 22 ATSOUTH SHORE CLUB;GAREN IS CHAIRMAN Hortier, Four Profs,To Speak in MandelCrossed Cannon WillSponsor AnnualFormalSELECT COMMITTEES( i().«spd Cannon announces itscifrhth annual Military Ball!On .April 22, at the South Shorelountry club, the Military Honor.Society will be host at the Univer¬sity’' formal social event of the••liiinjr quarter. Robert Garen, coni-niander of Crossed Cannon, is chair¬man ot this year’.s ball, and niem-licr- of the society comprise the of-t'uial committee making the arrange¬ments.The cadet honoraries and thecommittees they comprise are asfollows: Robert Garen, Henry Sui¬ter. Leif Erickson and Keith Par¬sons will .select the orchestra thati> to play for the ball. Sale of tic¬kets will be supervised by IkirtonIioherty and kMgar Kreidheim; allmembers of the society will assist inthe .sale of bids.Publicity, DecorationsHenry Sulcer, Don Rirney, Rich-aid lleffle and Paul Cooper are tohandle the publicity, while the dec¬orations committee is composed ofKeith F’arsons, Thomas Wason, andI)an .Stok. The work of this groupwill include the planning of speciallighting feature.H, and the develop¬ment of a military theme in the dec¬orative .scheme. Ray V’ane and Law¬rence Goodnow are selecting the en¬tertainment features for the ball,and are making several special Uni¬versity musical arrangements for theoiahestra.The programs are being plannedhy Paul Cooper and Thomas Was-'on. while the famous Rose arch—a tradition of all Military lialls— isto be arranged for by Leif Erick-on. These men are all members of' r().«!ied Cannon; the Military clubI' represented on the arrangemenCscommittee by Goodlett Glaser, itspre.sident.Grand March leaders, the spon-"is, and the orchestra will be an-mninced within the next few days,tiaren stated yesterday. I Judge Henry Horner, regularDemocratic candidate for governor,will share the rostrum in Mandelhall Thursday afternoon at 4 withlour University professors, each ofwhom will tell, “Why I am for JudgeHorner for' Governor.”The professors are: • Associateprofes.sor of political science JeromeGregory Kerwin, Professor of Eng¬lish James Weber Linn, Professor ofPhilosophy T. V. Smith, and WilliamH. Spencer, professor of businesslaw and dean of the School of Com¬merce and Administration. Eachwill speak for five minutes.The meeting has been arranged bythe University “Horner for Gover¬nor’’ club, of which Stillman M.F’rankland is president.BUCKFRIAR BOARDPICKS ORCHESTRA UNIVERSITY GRANTS130 FELLOWSHIPSFOR YEAR 1932-33Band Starts RehearsalsNext WeekMcMillen Leaves toStudy Jobless Boys.Associate professor W’ayne Mc¬Millen, of the department of Social.'Service Administration, has beengranted a leave of absence for the|''pring quarter in order that he may ■make a sociological study for the' iiited States Children’s Bureau.''onsequently, his previously an- |nounced courses in Statistics havebeen withdrawn.The research is being done for the :Department of Labor at Washing- 'ion and will be in the nature of a '■"‘port on unemployed boys who, it !is thought, are concentrating in eer- ,<ain sections of the country.Dr. McMillen has been connected'‘Vith this department for some time.He established research work in so-'■■al statistics in Chicago a fewyears ago. He has also done sometatistical work for the Joint Emcr-voncy Relief Commis.sion. Alenibers of the Hlackfriar orches¬tra assembled for the express pur- Ipose of playing for “Whoa Henry”,May (5, 7, 1.1. and 11, were announrt'd ‘yesterday by the Board of Superiors.The orchestra includes: Paul Pia-chek, drums; .Andrew Griner, saxo-Iphone and clarinet; Leonard Kirson,banjo and guitar; Jack DeBacker,saxophone and clarinet; Cele.staUomano, cornet; Jo.seph Fagan,.«axophone and' clarinet; MarvinJacolvi}, piano; Charles Komaiko,trumpet; Clarence Corrella, bass;and Filarl Clark, trombone.Arrangements for a number ofthe musical numbers of the showwill be printed early >iext week,and H. .Allen Stone, musical director,plans to start rehear.sals as soon asthe arrangements have been com¬pleted. The orchestra is also organ¬ized as a dance unit and can lie pro¬cured for campus functions.Work is p>-ogressing rapidly on |the writing of music and lyrics for ithe production. .A staff of twentywriters is now at work on selections,from which eighteen will be chosen jfor the show. Both .Sehooley andStone have bt^en listening to compo¬sitions for the past week and sev- '<'ral song® have been tentativelychosen. ’.All candidates lor the cast and ichorus wilt meet for a preliminaryrehearsal with Edgar I. Sehooley, j'director, Monday at 2:10 in Man-<lel hall. Candidates will be organ¬ized for woi k in the various chorusesand for tryouts for the different icharacters. Plans for further re¬hearsals will be outlined at this time. Departments, Divisions,Graduate SchoolsRepresentedOne hundred and thirty Universityfellowships for the year 1932-11have been awarded by the Divisionsand Graduate .schools, according toannouncements by the Dean of Stu¬dents’ office. The grants have beenmade upon the recommendation ofthe departments concerned and theDean of the division.In the division of the BiologicalSciences, the new Fellows are FrankW’illiam Rainey, Eugene de Savitsch,Eva Grace Donelson, Herman .A.Fisher, Bernard Samuel Friedman,Wilbur W. Grimm, Martha Johnson,Mildred Elinor Jones, Robert HenryKrehbiel, Ludwig Roland Kuhn, JohnDelbert Layman, John FlowersLocke, William Thomas McDonald.Israel Michel.stein, Durey H. Peter--son. Gerald Olin Rulon, Alice Eliza¬beth Ryder, Sybil Fawcett Street,Norma Katherine Stryon, EdwardKemp Vaughan. Paul Dirks Voth.and Moses Ealesky.Fellow.«hips in the division of theHumanities have been awarded to.Allen Diehl Albert Jr., FrancisKnight Ballaine, George Bechtel,James Rodney Branton, John Fred¬erick Charles, William L. Crain,James Far^eiV Cronin, Martin Mi¬chael Crow, Waldo Herman Dub-berstein, .Albert Millard Dunham,Philip W. Hirsh, Gordon Rounds.Kunz, J. Burr Lennes, LutherStearns Mansfield. .lere CornellMickel, Horace Jacobs Nickel, Hen¬ry Vining, Seton Ogden, VirginiaMcF'errin Pope, William JosephRoach, Mary Emily Rothrock, RobertLorenz Scranton, Frank AugustusSeibeiling, Jr., Bernard Weinberg,and F’lederick Edward Wirth.The Tiew Fellows in the division(Continued on page 2) BRUMBAUGH SEEKSTIPS ON VALUE OFORIENTATION WEEK Student Relief FundIs Nearly DepletedTroyer, White, StinnettAsk 350 Students *For OpinionsIs Fre.shman Week worthwhile asan orientation program? A com¬mittee of three, appointed by thenow defunct Undergraduate counciland working in cooperation withDean A. J. Brumbaugh, is asking350 students for their opinions bymeans of a mimeographed question¬naire which was distributed thisweek. Results will be tabulated byTuesday, Enos Troyer, chairman off^he committee, announced yester¬day.Other members of the committeeare Alice Stinnett, former secretaryof the Undergraduate council, mem¬ber of Mirror board, and vice-presi¬dent of Gargoyles; and Gilbert S.White, president of the Dramatic as¬sociation, editor of the Cap ^ andGown, and head college marshal.Troyer is prior of Blackfriar^,' form¬er president of the Undergraduatecouncil, and a college marshal.Wide DistributionThe que.stionnaire was distributedamong students, from freshmen toseniors, and from students living athome to those residing in fraternityhouses or dormitories. More thanhalf were given to freshmen, on theassumption that their memories ofFreshman Week are more vivid thanthose of other classes.The comments on the few blanksalready turned in ranged from flatrejection of the whole progiam towhole-hearted approval. Troyer be¬lieves that deferred rushing willhave a wholesome effect on the at¬tendance at Freshman Week func¬tions. It has been found that en¬gagements with fraternities haveprevented many freshmen from get¬ting the full benefits of the pro¬gram in past years. All but approximately one hun¬dred dollars of the Student ReliefFund raised on the campus this fallhas been distributed, it was learnedyesterday. The sum, totalling near¬ly eleven hundred dollars was divid¬ed between the welfare fund admini¬strated by the chapel office, and theBoard of Vocational Guidance andPlacement.Three hundred and ninety-eightdollars of its share has been paidout by the chapel office to assist stu¬dents who needed aid to stay inschool. The Board has used its por¬tion in finding positions for students.A recent addition to the fundcame from Arrian, new woman’s so¬cial club, which contributed fifty dol¬lars. ‘A KEG OF BEER FORTWENTY VOTES’ ISPROPOSITION TO ALLFRATERNITIES HEREPolitical Factions OilThe Stone to GrindTheir AxesBIG STUDENT VOTESELECT BAND FORJAMBOREE APRILSBlackfriar Orchestra WillFurnish MusicUniversity Seeks to Guide, Not toAbolish, Activities, Campus Feelsrecorder to mailGRADES NEXT WEEKGrade reports for the winter quar-M r will be issued sometime next'reek, according to information giv-'■fi out by the office of the Univer-'>ty Recorder yesterday. Cards willbe mailed out to all students accord-to the plan adopted last quarter,Students have been requested not to^Rll at the Recorder’s office for theirs-'rail^xa Foreign Students toHold First MeetingOf Quarter SundayThe International Students asso¬ciation will hold its first meeting ofthe spring quarter Sunday eveningat 5:10 in Ida Noyes hall. Dr. PaulDouglas, professor of economics,will speak on “Some Ways Out ofthe Depression.”Following the supper program,Di‘. A. E. Holt, professor of socialethics, will exhibit some films on In¬dia. Dr. Holt served as regionalconsultant for India, Burma, andCeylon in the foreign work surveyof the Y. M. C. A. and Y. W. C. A.during ’C29-1930 and as such becameacquainted with Indian life and cus¬toms.The Association is sponsoring adance to be held Friday night at 8 inthe Reynolds club. Admission willbe 25 cents for members and 50cents for non-members, A tripthrough the Chicago telephone ex¬change has been arranged for April8. Members will meet at the lobbyof the Bell Telephone Company Ex¬change, 315 West Washington boule¬vard, at 7:30. That the object of the adminis¬tration in taking its attitude ofPaternalism toward student affairsis not one of abolishing the studentactivities, nor of restricting them,but merely of acting as an advisoryor guiding body, is the concensus ofopinion among faculty and studentsin regard to Wednesday’s editorialin The Daily Maroon..Staunch in this opinion is DeanWilliam E. .Scott, director of stu¬dent publications, who believes thatthere is no trend toward more ac¬tive determination as to the qualityand quantity of student activitiesupon the part of the administrationthan there has been in the past. Hesuggested that “the intent of theadministration is to permit studentsto participate in as many activitiesas they may desire and to place re¬straints only where adjudication be¬tween activities is necessary, whereexjjloitation of the .student body by any single group is possible, orwhere ethical .standards are viol¬ated.”According to Professor JeromeKerwin, paternalism as defined inThe Daily Maroon, is necessary, andalso natural and inevitable, untilconditions in elective and machinepolitics improve, and powerfulgroups are willing to accept re¬forms.Mr. Harold Swenson, Frifc.shmenadvisor, asserted that iHaternalism.should not enter student activitiesunless the students have violated thelaws of common sense. Howeverpateinalism, he averred, should notgenerally be enforced, as all initia¬tive on the students’ part would belost.In presenting the student view.Jack Test, seci-etaiy of the interfra¬ternity council, held the opinipn that“the idea of the admi|;^tr^t:iDn is(Continued on i The Blackfriars’ orchestra underthe direction of H. Allen Stone, mu-! sical director of the current show,! has been chosen to play for theI University jamboree which is to beheld next Friday from 7:30 to 12i in Bartlett gymnasium for the ben-j efit of the University settlement.! The ten-piece orchestra will playI for dancing during the entire eve-j ning; and featuring a quartet andi a dance team. “Tipica”, an eightI piece orchestra composed of Mexi¬can women will be featured forone-half hour. They will appear inthe national costume with nationaldance instruments and will dance,sing and play.In carrying out plans for an inter¬class sales competition those whorepresent each of the four classes inthe drive have chosen committees toaid them.Stillman Frankland and MargaretEgan, seniors, have promised the co¬operation of the Senior executivecouncil. I^sther Feutchwanger andJoseph Zoline, juniors, have chosenLorraine Ade, Mildred Hackl, RuthWillard, James Zacharias, RobertHoward, and John Clancy as a tick¬et .selling staff.Lorraine Watson and HerbertRichman, sophomores, have the aidof Margaret Holahan, VirginiaBoone, Geraldine Smithwick, BruceBenson, Frank Nahser, and BertYoung.The PYe.shman committee, underthe direction of John Barden andHelen Hiett consists of Evelyn Carr,Peggy Moore, Sue Richardson,Charles Greenleaf, W’illiam O’Don-(Continued on page 4) X keg of beer for twenty votes!This and similar propositionswhich include a “beery” reward forgroup observance of the obligationwhich every virtuous citizen owes hiscountry—that of registering for andvoting in all political elections, havebeen offered to campus fraternitiesby political factions who have axesto grind in the Primary elections.4pnl 12 and are oiling the grind¬stone in the process.Form Student PrecinctsThe 5th Ward, in which the Uni¬versity district is located, has al¬ways assumed a crucial position incounty and state politics when heat¬ed political issues have been at stakeand its importance is responsible fora concerted effort by party factions1 to capture every eligible vote in theI district. The thoroughness withwhich the factions have proceededis attested by the recent organiza-, tion of student precinct districts{ with a captain responsible in each' for a student turnout. The solicita-I tion of the hitherto listless studentI vote has introduced another factorI for consideration into politics of theI ward and the introduction has beenI accomplished in a manner whichj smacks strongly of College HumorI and the days of the open .saloon.I It Works!I That the tempting offer of “Beeri for all” has produced results is evi-I denced by the unusually large regis-i tration of new voters at precincts in: the University district. More thanthree-fourths of the new votersclassified themselves as students, andwhen it is remembered that the ma¬jority of undergraduates do not at¬tain voting age until their third orfourth year of residence and thateven then the students whose parentsreside in Chicago will necessarilyregister at precincts outide the Uni¬versity district, it may be seen thatthe eligible vote has been thoroughlycanvas.sed.Thirteen Join FacultyAs Visiting Professors,Lecturers, Assistants Apple Man DiscoversIt Pays to AdvertiseArt Petersen Brings Talents of OrchestraLeader, Germ Expert to Scotland Yard JobBY MAXINE CREVISTONArt Petersen, who took his bach¬elor’s degree in Bacteriology recent¬ly, hied himself to Northwestern fora course in Crime Detection. Short¬ly afterward, he joined the Chicagohomicide squad, and spent his nightsdetecting for the city; his days an¬swering que.stions at the campus in¬formation office.Lord Somebody-or-other, visitingin Chicago, became interested inArt’s cause, or perhaps it was hisability, and secured him a iob withj Scotland Yard. Now, fully equippedwith cigarette detection equipment,and a huge knowledge of bloodstains and ballistics (which means I the firing of guns to see who shotj the bullets), .4rt is sailing fromI New York Saturday on the Swedishj American line. .j .,,jI He is to remain with ScotlandYard until June demonstrating howto run squad cars (London has butone such car in the whole city), andto help solve their murdere (Londonhad about twenty-four, all told, lastj year). The Yard suggested, also{ that he get himself a “man”, so he’sI been hunting for a valet.I While on campus, Art was a■ member of the R. 0. T. C. and ofCrossed Cannon and led thetary Ball three springs ago. Mili- Thirteen new professors havecome to campus this quarter as vis¬iting professors, lecturers, or assist¬ants. They are H. P. Chandler,member cf the law firm of Chandlerand Dickinson, who will lecture in |Law; William Cleveland, a teaching |assistant in Economics; Robert Fos- Iter, a fellow in pharmacology; Sam- juel X. Goldsmith, lecturer on Jewish ^social work; and W. H. Hebert, as¬sistant in physical education. jAristid Von Grosse of the Univer- Isity of Charlottenburg, Berlin, 'a member of the Chemistry staff ^of technocology is a visiting pro- ;fessor in chemistry. John J. B. Mor- 'gan is a visiting professor of Prac- ;tical Theology from Northwestern ■University; Daniel Mornet, a visit- jing professor in the Romance depart- Iment comes from the College duFrance, a division of the Sorbonne. |Joseph Pijoan is a lecturer in art; ’Mrs. Lee Rabinowitz, an assi.slant in !Social Service administration; R. J. ;(Continued on page 4) In spite of the soijiewhat set opin¬ions of some potential Maroon ad¬vertisers, Daily Maroon publicity isactually of great value, .\bout fourmonths ago this paper printed a fea¬ture story about Mr. Rowell Darrow,the apple vendor who takes his dailyposition across the street from thePress building.Mr. Darrow is a World War vet¬eran, and was an electrician untiltimes got bad. Then, to support hisfamily, he began selling apples tofamished students. Previous to theMaroon story, his daily .salesamounted to about $4 worth of ajvpies. The day after the story ap¬peared, his sales jumped to about $8,and thereafter declined slowly, un¬til now his sales average $4.50.As might be expected, Mr. Dar-row is very happy that the Maroonpossesses this great publicity value.HENRY JACKSON TOPLAY CHAPEL PIANOHenry Jackson, pianist and grad¬uate of the American Conservatoryof Music, will play the Rachman¬inoff Concerto at the Musical Serv¬ice at the Chapel Sunday afternoonat 4:30. The orchestral accompani¬ment arranged for the organ will beplayed by Edward Eigenschenk.formerly organist of the ChicagoSymphony orchestra.Phge Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY. APRIL I, 1932iatig liaramiFOUNDED IW 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THEUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished morninKS, except Saturday. Sunday and Mondv,during the Autumn, Winter and Spring quarters by The DailyMaroon Company, 5831 University Ave. Subscription rates $3.00per year: by mail, $1.50 per year extra. Single copies, fivs>centaeach.No responsibility is assumed by the University of Chicago forany statements appearing in llie Daily Maroon or (or anycontracts entereu into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the postoffice at Chicago, Illinois, ur.Jer the Act of March 3. 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationLOUIS N. RIDENOUR, JR., Editor-in-ChiefMERWIN S. ROSENBERG, Business ManagerMARGARET EGAN, Asst. Business ManagerJANE KESNER, Senior EditorHERBERT H. JOSEPH, Jr., Sports EditorASSOCIATE EDITORSMAXINE CREVISTONRUBE S. FRODIN, JR.BION B. HOWARDJ. BAYARD POOLEJAMES F. SIMONWARREN E. THOMPSON3LEANOR E. WILSONSOPHOMOREJANE BlESEN'IlMELVIN GOLDMANWILLIAM GOODSTEINEDWARD NICHOLSONTASULA PETRAKISROSEMARY V-OLKMARGARET MULLIGAN BUSINESS ASSOCIATESJOHN D. CLANCY. JR.EDGAR L GOLDSMITHSOPHOMORE ASSISTANTSSTANLEY CONNELLYWM. A. K.AUFMANWALTER MONTGOMERYVINCENT NEWMANEDWARD SCHALLEREDITORSBETTY HANSENROBERT HERZOGDAVID LEVINEEUGENE PATRICKBERTHA BAKERROBERT ALVAREZJANE WEBERNight Editor: Warren E. ThompsonAssistant: David C. LevineFriday, April 1, 1932HEY! HEY! COLLEGE!Although there is a certain element in the stu- ;dent body which is inclined to deplore the lack |of collegiate spirit on the campus, and to read, |in the earnest faces of the students who peregrin- !ate from class to class among the Gothic sombre- ,ness of this at-first-glance-forbidding institution, |only zeal for the dead and buried knowledge of 'the past, the news which periodically reaches usof the sad outcome of college pranks which havebeen carried too far reflects a good deal of credit ion the mature manner in which University stu¬dents generally conduct themselves.Most flagrant of recent incidents was that atthe University of Missouri, where three engineer¬ing studnets were injured when they tried to kid¬nap a law student in retaliation for the abductionof Mary Louise Butterfield, the engineers’ St. Patdance queen. The affair moved President Wal¬ter Williams of Missouri to state: “College pranks .are indefensible when-they degenerate into law¬lessness, and those guilty of transgressing the laws ,of the university will he summarily dealt with.” jAt Illinois last week, a group of freshmen de¬fied the ruling of the Senate Committee on Stu¬dent Affairs and that of the Student Council, inholding a cap-burning ceremony. This disturbance jmoved President Harry Woodburn Chase to re- imark, in a statement to the Daily lllini: “Any jdemonstration involving public disorder is alto- |gether too juvenile to have any place in a univer- 'sity community .... Life in a student communitylike ours is not a game in which students and fac- ’ulty are arrayed on opposite sides and in which !student behavior is motivated by the attempt to |put something over on somebody . . . May I ex- !press the hope that a little added maturity and 'good sense may cause them [the cap-burners 1 to jrealize, not only the real character of their of- Ifense, but may array them on the .side of good ,citizenship for the future.”We are not accustomed, at the University, to ■“demonstrations involving public disorder”. The •only two within our memory are the student no- ipurpose riots which have been held on the lasttwo May thirteenths, the second of which was im- |measurably more serious than the first in that thetennis bleachers, valued at nearly $500, wereburned by the mob. Aside from these disturb- ^ances, life on the Quadrangles has been a staidand sensible going-to-class, going-to-bed, and get- iting-up-the-next-day affair, and who can say it is jnot better so? lIn a publicity-ridden city, the University has al¬ways recognized the tremendous important forceof publicity, for good and for evil; and it is ourbelief that, even if students here were prone toindulge in the short of puerile histrionics which col-lege pranks appear to sane people to be, measureswould be taken by the adrmnistration to scotch | the demonstrations, as givers of bad publicity.The University is tremendously concerned—andit is, of course, an eminently practical concernwhich is felt—that its administraton, its faculties,and its students not only refrain from doing thosethings which do not look good in the papers, butactively do those things which do.^ Be that as it may, the fact remains that admin¬istrative measures to curb outbursts of studentspirits here have not been necessary. This situationis due partly to the fact that the University is lo¬cated in such a large city that it is impossible forsudents to “run” the town, partly to the fact thatthe student body here is, in the aggregate, moreserious of mind and of purpose than studentbodies elsewhere, partly to the fact that forty percent of the undergraduates live at home and com¬mute to school, and partly to our local traditions,which' have always frowned upon displays ofyouthful high spirits as evidences of somewhat UNIVERSITY GRANTS130 FELLOWSHIPSI(Continued from page 1)Ii of the Physical Sciences are FrancesEllen Baker, Donald Spencer Bond,Julia Wells Bower, Miriam GertrudeBuck, Rachel Ruth Comroe, Chil-nier Lewis Cooper, Byron Cosbv.j Jr., Clinton Milford Doede, Royi Graham, Clyde H. Graves, GeorgeI Donald Hudson, Joseph Allen Hy- ;' nek, Louis Edward Jaffe, W’illisi Hamilton Miller, Lawrence NortonMorscher, George Herman Otto,Malcolm Jarvis Proudfoot, JohnKerr Rose, Paul Rudnick, Bernard, Henry Schockel, Harold William! Scott, Reginald Joseph Stephenson,Edward Langdon Tullis, WalterMatthias Urbain, G. CurthbertWebber, and Calvin Stockston Yor-despised immaturity. To whatever cause theequable life of the Quadrangles is due, we like itbetter than an atmosphere in which students arekidnapped and shot on account of chimerical stu¬dent fueds.—L. N. R., Jr.MIIIIIIIIHIIinilllinHHIimillUlllltllUllUltllWIlHIUIIIIIIIinillllUNlIVKIHIIIIKIilMliiniin > a:i!;.ilill,iili .IIIIIIIIIillllHtinilllllllllUliHtlUIIUIIInnI The Travelling Bazaar]I BY FRANK HARDINGwiMiiinMnnmnniii>i«uuiiiuiiiniiniiiiiiiiiiiiiii»niuiiiuiMimwmmMinnuiNiiiHWtnmmitin;ii!imimiiiiHimiiiiiMfflniiuiBiHMiiiiriYou heard about the fellow that called oneof his girls to see if he couldn’t get himself adate, and was slightly disappointed when asweet voice informed him that Dorothy wasout. “That’s too bad. Do you suppose thereis anyone else there that might like to have adate? ” the fellow inquired and was greetedwith “No.” The conversation ran on for sometime without getting anywhere until finallythe fellow asked, “Well, how about you,won’t you go?” “Well hardly, ” answered thevoice, “you see I’m Dorothy’s mother.” . . .And we can’t find out who the story is on sofor good luck we ll pin it on Jack Test. Helooks capable.* AAWe can t make out what this is all aboutbut a night or two ago a big full page pictureof Roy Black appeared in the News, pointing ’out the fact that he would be running inthe C. A. A. U. meet. However, when themeet came around Roy decided not to run.Darn these temperamental stars and theirfree ballyhoo.AA V yProf. Scott has been lecturing to the stu¬dents in the Humanities and it seems that hehas been consistently putting them to sleepand when they woke up they would be ex¬ceedingly cramped. They proceeded to senda petition to the Prof, asking him to do some¬thing about it. As a result he pepped up forsome time and kept them awake but he hasbegun to lapse again so they don’t knowwhat to do about it . . . Any ideas?V ^ ^The Alvarez brothers’ father came outwith a statement in the Tribune yesterdaythat spinach is good for rabbits. Now ain’tthat sumpin ?V AA V“Oh, it’s you, Mr, Hutchins!”AA « AAWe can t usurp the editorial colm but wethink that the chapter meeting the MortarBoards hold in the circle is positively dis¬graceful. We echo the sentiment of theother clubs who occasionally try to hold theirmeetings there but are always disappointedby having all the men flock over to the M.B. cars .... And then there was Don Bir-ney standing out in front of Cobb giving thelove call to Barbara Bell and she not payinga bit of attention to him .... I an.In the division of the Social Sci¬ences, the new Fellows are PaulWalton Ager, Benjamin Caplan,Asher Norman Christenson, MinnieGiesecke, Clarence Elmer Glick,Homer Jones, Robert Emmet Keo-I hane, Joseph Lohman, J. Gilbert Mc-I Allister, Francis E. McIntyre, Rich-! ard M. Perdew, Ellis Marion Reeves,Stephen Paul Ryder, RobertSchwenger, Ewing Gordon Simpson,Courtland Churchill V’an V’echten,Jr., Melvin John Weig, and Margareti Eleanor Mitchell W’heeler.! Fellowships in the Graduate Di-1I vinity School have been given to: Sadao Arai, Albert Newton Corpen-j ing, Dobbs Frederick Ehlman, Earle j; Edward Emme, Alfred Ernst Haef- j' fner, Don Wendell Holter, Charles ': Franklin Kraft, Martin Rist, W’alter jI George Williams, and Wallace Irv- i: ing Wolverton.The new Fellows in the Graduate jSchool of Social Service are Helen |Gwendolyn Jones. Lyda Gordon iShivers, and Robert Samuel Wilson.The new Fellows in the Graduate ,Library School are William OttoBaehr, Thomas Edward Keys, andErrett Weir McDiarmid, Jr.I A number of Special Fellowshipsi have also been awarded, as follows: 'j The John M. Coulter Fellowship inBotany, Ralph William Caird; TheWilliam Wilder, Jr., Fellowship inAnatomy, Paul Gibbons Roofe; theEdward L. Ryerson Fellowship inArchaeology, Harry Lloyd Stow; TheDaniel L. Shorey Travelling Fellow¬ship in Greek, Martin Hans Franz-mann; the Oriental Institute Fel¬lowships, Pierre Maurice Jean Bur¬din, George G. Cameron. 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Smith; The CharlesRichmond Henderson Fellowship inSociology, Clarence Elmer Glick;The Henry Milton Wolf Fellowshipin History, Edward Corbyn Obert Beatty; The Chicago School of Civ¬ics and Philanthropy FellowshipFlorence Sytz; The CommonwealthFellowship, George A. Koch, Mar-garet LaBudde; The Leila Houghul-ing Fellowships, Martha CarolineCramer, Katherine F. Kiesling.TRY OUR SPECIALSUNDAY DINNERSpecial Middle-nite Liindieuii-Selected Quality FoodJ. & C. Restaurant1527 E. 55th St. Dor. 10361NEW IN LOOPCAFE de ALEX80 West Randolph St.Everything is so different—the food, entertainnaent,Dance Orchestra.We feel sure you will like this unusual cafe.Evening Dinners to 9:30 — $1.50No Cover or Minimum Charge at Any TimeCafe de Alex OrchestraFriday night is Cuban Carnival Night.Tango Contest. Prizes. Souvenirs, andMiniature Horse Races.Dancing 6:30 onHoor Sho%vs 7:30 - 9:30 - 11:30 - 12:30 • 1:30Telephone Andover 2438Management Daniel AlexanderFifth FloorHenryCLytton & SonsState and Jackson—CHICAGOTwo FashionValue SensafionsIGenuine SILVER FoxDyed BLUE Foxon theseiOWNLEVSpring Coatsfor OnlyPrime SkinsRich, DarkQuality39.50Real silver or bluedyerl fox on hand-finished wool crepecoats. Sensationalvalues — the scoopof the season. Inbeige (as sketched)or in navv and black.ITHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY. APRIL I, 1932 Page IhreeTheGrandstandAthletebyHERBERT JOSEPH JR. Psi Upsilon Leads I-M Scoringmaybe you did or didn’t knowthat Mr. Amos Alonzo Stagg Sr. Ihas accepted the invitation to be *iclcree of the tenth annual KansasRelays to be held April 23 at Law-n-ncc. Kansas. And, believe it if jvoii will, he is not an honorary one 'ihis lime, but a plain, ordinary, hard-svorking referee. Since the Univer- 1>ity of Kansas is the hangout of Dr. |.lames \aismith, inventor of the 'i:ame of basketball, it will afford :the opportunity for a re-meeting of jth( two. It .seems that both Staggand Naismith were enrolled in theSpringfield Massachusetts TrainingSchool way back when, and bothwere members of the class for whichDi. Naismith invented the cagegame. STAKS COMPETE INARMOUR INVITATIONMEET IN RELDHOUSE Goofs Beat Regulars, 4-2 DespiteTemple’s Homers; Triple Play HelpsDOC SPEARS APPEARS to be a ibusiness man. He tried some hold- jout strategy with the Badger author¬ities and now he has a job, forwhich he will get several more dol¬lar- than he would have received atOregon* and probably one or two •dollars more than Wisconsin wouldliked to have offered him. The alum¬ni and others made a yell about jwanting a nationally known coach.Now they have one, and we hopethey are happy.THIS BUSINESS of co-captainstor the basketball team is somethingnew in these parts. In fact, w'e area—ured by the “Old Man” that thisi> the first time in the history ofChicago athletics that a team hasgone in for the luxury of two coin-to.<sers. (Yes we know they don’tto-s coins in basketball.’)Actually there is not much to be ^-aid one way or the other about it.It would seem that the chief job ofa captain during a game is to slapthe boys on the back and spur themon to greater eforts. The officials-eem to have taken over the job oftelling substitutes which man theyaii to cover on the opposing team.The fact that the vote was unnni-niiius for a co-captaincy would .seemto indicate that the team thoughtthat neither Parsons nor Porter wasuoK* deserving of the position than'he other. Neither have much po¬tentiality as leaders, but then theremay be some latent capabilitieswhich will be brought out when they Ia-.'iime their duties. Maybe the factthat Purdue had a double dose ofcaptains, and came out of the sea- I-on with a Conference title, gave the II 'lal cagers an idea. We h«pe ith;i- the desired effect. Notre Dame and IndianaTrackmen LeadCompetitorsIAlthough the Armour Invitational jtrack meet to be staged in the field- !hou.se tomorrow afternoon and eve¬ning may not have the reputation ofthe Conference indoor meet that washeld here last month, st^rs of morethan a score of midwestern schools !w'ill compete. There will be no ad¬mission for the affair which beginsat 3:.30 and again at 7:.30.With no particular set of records 'to aim at, runners and field men ofthe smaller colleges will aim atthe Western Conference marks setla.st month, and Big Ten competitors ■will attenMTt to better their ownfeat.s of the first big meet in the iChicago fieldhou.se. |Notre Dame was added to the listof universities that will definitelycompete, A. A. Stagg, Jr., directorof the meet, said yesterday. Underthe colors of the Irish will competeMcCormick in the dash, Roberts inthe half mile, Howrey in the mile.Darling in the high jump, Rohrbackin the pole vault, Tinkel in the shot,Conley in the broad jump and Faganin the hurdles. McCormick tied theworld’s record for the 60 yd. dash ina recent meet. His teammate, .AlexWilson, who holds records in the 440and ffSO, will not run. ^Ready to win for Indiana’s confer- Ience champions are the distancepair, Charlie Hornbostel and HenryBrocksmith. Hornbostel w'on thehalf mile and Brocksmith took boththe mile and two mile in record time.He ran the eight laps in 4:12.5 andthe two mile in DtlS and a fraction,establishing himself as one of tl^outstanding runners of the country.Hutton of Illinois State Normal is alesser-known runner who will pro¬vide some competition in the dis¬tance events. Popejoy of Purdue,who placed third in the Conferencemile, will run in the invitationalmeet.Chicago’s hopes for points w’illrest chiefly in Captain Roy Blackand John Brooks. Black, who placedthird in the Big Ter> high barrierevent, has been winning some niceraces since that time and seems thelogical w’iner in the hurdle event.Brooks looks good in the lows, asdoes Black, and in addition will com¬pete in the broad jump. Last yearhe won the National .A. A. U. cham¬pionship at Lincoln, Nebraska.There is no broad jump event in theconference and con.sequently he has BY RUBE S. FRODIN, JR.It may have only been an intra¬club game—it may have lasted onlyfive innings—but nevertheless thesophomores beat the regulars, 4 to2, and there was a perfect tripleplay executed by the goofs. Outsideof this, Joe Temple, erstwhile foot¬baller and candidate for the first jbase position left open by Captain jOlson, knocked two home runs, one jof which was the longe.st registeredon Greenwood field in the last two iyears. jThe triple play came in the last lhalf of the first inning. Buzzell leadoff with a single and went to secondon Claire Johnson’s safety. Lynchadvanced the runners by a sacrificeblow. Twirp Howard grounded toPitcher Ed Beeks who threw toCatcher Offill in time to get Buz¬zell at the plate. Offill pegged theball down to first baseman Lewisw’ho tagged out Howard comingdown the ba'seline. Lewis returnedthe ball to Offhill in time to getJohnson coming home from third. Pat Page, Jr. pitched for theregulars and allowed the sophomoresfour hits which they converted intoas many runs. After Marver wastossed out in the fourth, Comerfordsingled and Decker doubled. Comer-ford scored on Johnson’s error andDecker came in on Beeks’ infield out.In the fifth inning a double byComerford brought in Marver whogot on bases by dint of a base onballs. Comerford scored on Offill’ssingle.Temple’s two circuit clouts com¬prised the total number of runs ac¬counted for by the regulars, al¬though he and his teammates ac¬counted for seven hits off Beeks.Hits by Btizzell and Johnson wereclipped by the triple play in the first.Temple’s first home run came in the.second inning. It was over the farcenter field fence. The second longblow came in the fifth and wentdeep into center field. A speedyrelay might have nipped him at theplate. TOPS FIELD OF 42WITH 456 POINTS;PHI B.D. IS SECONDPrince, Howar<d, StrauchAre IndividualLeadersOLD MAN INSTRUCTS418l FOOTBALL SQUAD ,ON FORWARD PASSING'Coach Amos Alonzo Stagg’s forty-'first football team began its spring ]practice with a series of passingdrill. The squad of about forty-fivemen is drilling in the field ju.stnorth of the fieldhou.se under the di¬rection of Stagg, Stagg Jr., Apitz,Norgren, and Horwitz.The squad now numbers aboutforty-five men, of which number atleast thirty are freshmen. Most oflast year’s regulars are out, includ¬ing Cassels, Rapp, Birney, Zenner, !Toigo, Sahlin, Bellstrom, and Man-•iki.s. Some of the most promising iyounger men on the squad are ;Spearing, Flynn, Smith, Baker, 1Schenker, Patterson, Womer, (and ;Wolfenson.It is planned that these men will !be put through drills in passing, itackling, blocking, and punting. I ILLINOIS FENCERSHOLD TOURNAMENTHERE TOMORROWThe next three Saturdays at |Bartlett gym will see competition jamong the fencers of this regionfor the championships of the Illinois iDivision of the Amateur Fencing ^League of America in foil, epee, Iand sabre. Tomorrow afternoon at |two o’clock the foilmen will meet |in Bartlett to compete for the cham- !pionship of that division. :There are no strict restrictions jplaced on entrance into this tour¬nament. Anyone who is connectedwith the university is eligible, be hean undergraduate, graduate stu¬dent oy member of the faculty.About fifteen or twenty college andex-conference fencers have entered,including Julian and Young, under-dergraduates and Van Steenberg ofthe university graduate school. Psi Upsilon, with 456 3-4 points,headed the list of organization highpoint winners for the winter quar¬ter issued by the Intramural depart¬ment yesterday. Phi Beta Deltawas runner-up with 432 1-4 points.Following the two leaders the highfifteen were Kappa Nu, 430 1-44;Tau Delta Phi, 382; Phi Sigma Del¬ta. 380; Delta Upsilon, 365; Bar¬barians, 365; Ramblers, 320 1-2;Delta Kappa Epsilon, 298; 'Phi Del¬ta Theta, 294; Kappa Sigma, 2851-4; Phi Pi Phi 266; Phi Kappa Psi,238; Ponies, 230; Phi Gamma Del¬ta, 200. _ IA total of forty-two organizations |competed in intramural athletics |during the Winter quarter. |Individual high-point winnerswere also announced yesterday withPrince of Phi Beta Delta leading thefield. The high ten are Prince,Phi B. D., 330 points; Howard, PsiU, 317; Strauch, Kappa Nu, 310;Schwartz, Kappa TTu, 310; Israel-stam. Kappa Nu, 295; Chavin, Bar¬barians, 288; Weiss, Phi B. D., 247;Marver, Phi B. D., 240; Schmidt,Phi Pi Phi, 237; Alger, Psi U, 235. Try us for thatSECOND HANDUNIVERSITYTEXTBOOKyou need!We have thousands of sec¬ond hand and new texbooks for universitycourses.Woodworth^sBook Store1311 E. 57th St.OPEN EVENINGSNew and Used BooksThe per capifa consumption ofchewing gum is e.stimated at morethan 100 sticks each year. FOREIGN SERVICEThe Department of State will holdexaminations in September to fillvacancies in the Consular and Diplo¬matic Service.Since 1907 we have specialized inpreparing candidates for the Fore¬ign Service.Courses for college graduates willstai't in June.WriteROUDYBUSH FOREIGNSERVICE SCHOOL3034 P Street, N. W.,Washington, D. C.not had a chance to do much jump¬ing against competition this winter.The one-two-three Conference win¬ners in the High jump are in themeet tomorrow and should repeat.They are: Murphy and Shaw ofW’isconsin and Beecher of Indiana.Beecher won the meet for Indianaby taking the pole vault event—which he will enter again tomorrow. Stagg, Bohnen, MeetGolf Te{^||i CandidatesA. A. Stagg, director of athletics,and Robei’t Bbhnen, captain of thegolf team, will meet all candidatesfor the squad in the trophy room ofBartlett gymnasium Monday atnoon. As Bohnen is the only mem¬ber of last year’s team in school, atleast three places are open to newmen. Selection of a coach will beannounced soon.It a University of Michigan co-ed''I'ai s a fraternity pin she is liablea tine of $50 or six months inHILL’S CAFETERIA63rd and Woodlawn Ave.Alwaya Reliable for your Brcakfaat,Lunrh or Dinner.General Price Reduction inkeeping with the times. RYBICK’S TENNISSHOP6406 Stony Island Ave.H. P. 7473For 1932—Reduced prices onracket restringing.Special Spring Opener — AGold Star Racket Strung withBest Lamb Gut for $8.75.Come in and Have a LookFOR RENT 4 r»K)m Kurn. apt.for 2 or 3. S. Fisher, 1164 E. 6«thSt. Call after 4 P. M. Dor. 0675.WANTEUJ Univeraity studentto assist with housework for fam¬ily of three. Hours 1-7 P. M.Compensation Room with bathsnd salary. 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M.—Channing Club Tea. Miss Elizabeth Petersonon ‘‘The Disarmament Conference.”7:30 P. M.—Book Club—Dr. Edgar J. Goodspeed on ‘‘TheBible: An American Translation.”St. Paul’s Church50th and DorchesterParish Office: 4945 DorchesterAvenueTel. Oakland 3185REV. GEORGE H. THOMASSunday Services-Holy Communion, 8:00 A. M.!]Jhurch School Service, 9:30 A.M.Morning Service, 11:00 A, M.Evening Service, 5 ;00 P. M.Young People’s Society6:00 P. M. The Church ofThe Redeemer(EPISCOPAL!56th and BlackstoneRev. E. S. WhiteEpiscopal Student PastorSUNDAY SERVICESHoly Communion, 8.00 A. M.Short Sung Eucharist, 9:30 A. M.Choral Eucharist and Sermon,11:00 A. M.Choral Evensong and Sermon,7:30 P. M.Three services every week-day.3hurch open daily for prayer andneditation. Hyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Woodlawn Ave.Norris U TibbettsRolland W. SchloerbMinistersSunday, April 311:00 A. M.—“New Minds forNew Tasks”, R. W. Schloerb.6:00 P. M.—Teas.7:00 P. M.—D i .s c u s s i o nTopic: “The United States andIsolation.”8:00 P. M.—Frankland CollegeGlee Club. 35 mixed voices.9:00 P. M,—Social Hour.Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, APRIL I, 1932UNIVERSITY SEEKSTO AID, BUT NOTHINDER ACTIVITIES Select Band forJatnbpree April 8(Continued from page 1)not to curb student activities, hutmerely to guide and direct* them.”Ruth Abells, chairman of Federa¬tion, suggested that students shouldbe allowed to send in petitions tothe administration naming studentsfor the various offices on campus.In that way the student body wouldbe able to work in harmony withthe administration..\ccording to Stillman M. Fiank-land, president of the Senior class,“paternalism on the part of t'l"administration is necessary, but cer¬tainly not to the point of destroying the self-initiative of the major¬ity of students at the Fniversi'y.The creation of an oligarchy instudent government is certainly agross mistake.”That there should he some control behind all student activities,is the opinion of Betty Parker, miun-ber of the Mirror board. Taking theradical side of the question. OrinTovrov, former editor of the Phoe¬nix, declared that slowly but surelythe students were giving away their (Continued from page 1)nell and Charles Merrifield.Four thermomettjrs, one for eachclass will be jilaced 'in Cobb hall andwill record the .sales of the vaiiousclasses day by day. Prizes will begiven to the fraternity or club whichsells the most tickets. Tickets arepiiced at twenty-five cents and it isplanned to make the jamboi-ee“Dutch treat” insofar as possible. TOD AYon theQUADRANGLES Production.” Benjamin Caplan. 8 p.m., in Social Science 802.Mi*celIaneou(Radio lecture; “United StatesHistory—Recent Period.” AssociateProfessor William Hutchinson. 8 a.m.. on WMAQ. SATURDAY, APRIL 2Radio lecture: “News frdfn theQuadrangles.” William V. Morgen-stern. 8:30 a. m. on WMAQ.Meeting of the Divinity faculty,at 9 a. m. ip Swift 100. FOR COLLEOF OIKLsonly... montlw of tho«>u(fh*ui?n ^ *into a three mnntha’ intcnaiee eoume for .kntno W to ttwdy. Send today for BuIIetu'" "Couraea atart Ortoker 1. January 1April 1, July 15IONKR €'0I I l . »115 South Mirhinaa Aaeauc. Chira.,Phone Haudolph 4.^47Thirteen Join Faculty(Continued from page 1)Stephenson was given a fellowshipin physics; Fred Telford is a lec¬turer in the Political Science de-paitment and B. D. 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