ir^,T »■ .".r' * HiiiiflU 11II. |i|p||f9|iPffipPI^ , l|p|.|lil(VJ|||||||l!lf|llJ||J||l,|.i. iJjiji ,.i ii.UjpJi\ ol. 32. No. 86. Batlp ilaroonUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 30, 1932 Price Five CentsCHOIR, CLOISTEREDIN MITCHELL TOWERLAB, FINDS STIMULUSIN SCIENCE OF MUSIC Student, ParentsCommit Suicide ORIENTAL INSTITUTE PRODUCESMOTION PICTURE OF EXPEDITIONSHorace E. Coleman, Junior, an un-dei’Ki'acluate at the University in thethe Social Science division committedsuicide Monday. On Monday morn¬ing' Coleman, with his father, HoraceColeman, Senior, and his mother. Usingstead oiversity’s Oriental Instituteducing a motion picture of the workbeing done in the Near East, wheresome twelve expeditions are in thea tri-motored airplane in-a magic carpet, the Uni-is pro-Mack Evans Is DirectorOf Pioneer MusicalOrganizationsONF HUNDRED ACTIVE rented a garage at fidlO Woodlawn I field. Ur. James H. Breasted, direc-BY WARREN E. THOMPSONWliiie a majority of Universitv-'uiicnt^ labor only in scientific lab¬el ;itorics and classrooms, in an ef¬fort to fiml truth in test tubes andihconc.s—one hundred others spendadditional evenings in .Mitchelltowel studying in the world of mw->ie. and finding there a more sat-i>Cut'*ry emotional pleasure Phanv.aid lurriculums offer. They aremcnilicrs of the University choir,and their organization is recognizeda^ one of the mo.«t excellent stmlentmusical groups in the city.For a decade the choir has repre¬sented the University in Chicago re¬citals and concerts—the weeklyservice at the chapel being but oneaspect of their program. Loop audi¬ences and large Chicago churcheshave heard them sing each year; on.May H, the choir is to appear be¬fore the Sunday Evening club inOrchestra hall.Plan SiKnificant YearBut the year of 1932-J3 will bethe most significant chapter in thehistory of the University choir,•Mack Evan.s—its director—hasleady vision»*tl atid planned(lioji 's role in the observanceibahm’s centennial, and in the mu¬sical aspects of the World’s Eair.He is contemplating the organiza¬tion of a University chorus, manytimes larger than the present choir,to participate in these approaching< VOMt.S. 'RlI have asked .Mack Evans why somany students apply for |)ermis.sionto sing with his group, and in re-I'ly he pointed out how seldom anAmerican student is called upon forimaginative and emotional response.s"n his wfiy throu^jli college—andomc of them have sought out choirs,orelicstras, that faculties and ap-I'lcciations unused in the classroommight he developed.It is a useless activity—this busi¬ness of music in college? MackF.\ans and his group will admit thathey cannot translate the meaningef their experiences into words, butHia( the experiences themselves are"ufification. .Mack Evans considers'hat as a teacher of music, he uti-(Continued on page 4) Avenue. After locking the garagedoors, they turned on the engine ofthe car and died from the carbonmonoxide gas generated by the motor.The father, a missionary of theQuaker faith, returned from Japanabout one year ago. During the pastyear w'hile traveling on lecture tourshe had maintained a mail address atthe Belvidere hotel, 46.'S."> I,ake Parkavenue.The son, according to the Univer¬sity records, gave his university ad- tor of the Oriental Institute, whohas just returned from Central.\merica, received a cablegram fromCharles Brea.sted, executive secre-taiy of the organization, that the.‘5,000 mile journey by plane had be¬gun. The film when completed willpresent the living story of the In¬stitute’s endeavors to resurrect thecivilizations of the past..Accompanying Charles Breastedare a.ssociate professor PrenticeDucll, field director of the Institute’sdress at 647.'5 Ellis avenue and his ' S^kkara expedition in Memphis, inhome residence as Bloomingdale, In¬diana.Neixt Six Weeks isGauge for ReturnOf Prospe rity-Cox'I'h** next six weeks may be con¬sidered the critical period in thecurrent economic depression, andunless the automobile industry suc¬ceeds in marketing a large number j Persian gulf, and then over the10,000 feet Persian mountains toEgypt, and Reed Haythorne, camera¬man of the V'itaglo corportion ofChicago. The Vitaglo company pro¬duced the three reel campus talkiewhich has met with unusual sucessin all of the localities where it hasbeen exhibited.Over PalestineThe flying movie caravan leftCairo several weeks ago and flewacross the peninsula of Sinai insouthern Pale.stine, and thence acrossthe Arabian desert to Bagdad. FromBagdad the plane and accompany¬ing passengers went to Bushire onforal-theof of cars there is slight hope that arevival of business conditions willoccur before next autumn, accordingto (iarfield V. Cox, professor ofFinance in the school of Commerceand .Administration. ‘‘The consist¬ent down slide of industry duringthe past year makes it difficult forany man to forca.st, and although Ipredicted a year ago that this springwould see a change for the better,in view of foreign financial diffi¬culties which will reach a crisis thissummer, the next six weeks may heu.sed as a gauge for a return ofju-osperity this spring.”According to Mr. ('ox it has beenfelt by many economic authoritiesthat the spring of would findindustry on the up grade again andalthough the index of business for.March is certain to show a new low-in industrial activity, there is still apossibility that the next few weekswill justify their forecasts. W’ithoutthe hoped for development, industryi.s certain to remain stagnate at leastuntil new settlements have been ar¬ranged in regard to the international<leht moratorium which ends in Juneami rc|)aration payments beginagain. Pointintr to the foieig:! fin¬ancial difficulties which will face the Shiraz and Persepolis.Three days were spent in filming the Institute’s excavations at thepalaces of Persepolis, the mo.st mag¬nificent ruins of the ancient w'orld.On this high plateau was the capitalcity of the two greatest Persian em¬perors, Darius and Xerxes. The expe¬dition at this point is under the di¬rection of Dr. Ernest E. Herzfield,noted authority on Persian archae¬ology. Dr. Herzfield recently discov¬ered a 48-line inscription byXerxes.Returned to BagdadFrom Persepolis the party return¬ed to Bagdad where they filmed theBabylonian excavations at TellAmar and Khafaji, at the north¬east of city. At Tell Amar the ex¬pedition, under the leadership ofDr. Henri Frankfort, is uncoveringa large palace of the Sumerian age.From there the next hop was upthe Tigris river to Khorsabad, nearancient Nineveh. At Khorsabad isthe palace of Sargon II from whichwas obtained the winged bull whichis now in the Oriental Institute. Dr.Edward Chiera is directing the workof that expedition.The next flight was scneduled tobe made from Khorsabad westw’ardacross the Syrian desert to Galilee,and thence to the old fortress cityof Meggiddo, the battlefield of theancient world. Here, the expedition,in charge of Mr. P. L. O. Guy, ha.sbeen stripping off the strata of thedebris which marks the successivecities built one above another cn(Continued on page 3) Ban Oompulsory GymAt U. of WisconsinCompulsory gym has been abolishedby the University of Wisconsin fac¬ulty by a recent vote of 97 to 77, anda “minimum requirement’’ for womenamended. The faculty opinion is rep¬resented by the statement of onemember “that the department of phy¬sical education should devote its tal¬ent and efforts to the satisfaction ofthose under - and upper - classmen,graduates and faculty members whodesire the opportunity for physicalrecreation, and let those students whodon’t want it go without.”Investigation of the resolution’seffect upon the R. O. T. C. unit wasrequested by many who opposed theabolition, and other members desireconsideration of substituting intra¬mural athletics for the present re¬quirement which will be in effect unt*lthe end of the current Wisconsin se¬mester. BLACKFRIAR BOARDSELECTS MAY 6, 7,13, 14 AS DATES OFSHOW/WHO A HENRY’Candidates for Roles inCast, Chorus MeetMondayTRYOUTS NEXT WEEKGive FellowshipsTo Dr. MullikenAnd Four AlumniAPPOINT HUTCHINSTO RADIO COUNCILFills Post Left Vacant byDeath of Rosenwald INTRA-TEAM GAMERESULTS IN 4-4 TIECaptain Olson Ineligible;Out for SeasonPresident Robert Maynard Hutch¬ins has been appointed to the Ad¬visory Council on Radio in F^duca-tion of the National Broadcastingcompany to fill the vacancy left bythe death of Julius Rosenwald. ThePresident’s office scotched the ru¬mor that he has accepted any otherposition with the National Broad¬casting company..Another ])ersistent rumor—thatPresident Hutchins had accepted aptisition as legal advisor to the.NBC and was contemplating resign¬ing the presidency of the Univer¬sity—piovoked nothing hut amuse¬ment from members of the admin¬istration.Appointed at the same time as‘Adventures in a -Perambulator” isFeature of Symphony ProgramBY DAVID C. LEVINEJohn Alden (''arpenter’s “Adven-'ures in a Perambulator” featuredyesterday’s deftly planned concert"f the, (Chicago Symphony Orchestra,edipsing in interest, if not in finalmusical value, Mozart’s E F’lat .Ma-.lor Symphony and the “Barteredlliide’’ overture. The “Perambula-’"r” suite, with its humorous treat¬ment of a baby’s confused impres--mris, brought appreciative chucklesH(>m the audience at the end ofeach of its six parts.'Smetana wrote “The BarteredHride” with the avowed intentionFoniposing thoroughly Bohemian"iiisic. The overture leveals his pre-“ecupation, not only in the folk-‘heines, hut with the effects produc-ed by bagpipes. (The pipes are the’mtional instrument as much in Bo¬hemia as in Scotland.) In the over-tiue the strings “skirl” and the\'ind in.strumcnts “chant” in a real-istic (and probably studied) imita-’'f»n of the pipes.In the E Flat Major SymphonyMozart achieved a brilliance of tone themes.world this summer, Mr. Cox justified i President Hutchins was Felix War-his belief that .America cannot hope ' hurg of New A’ork, noted philan-(Continued on page 4) thropist, who replaced the late F^d-win .Anderson .Alderman, presidentof the University of Virginia. Othermembers of the .Advisory councilinclude: Paul D. Cravath, WalterDamrosch, conductor of the NewA'ork Symphony orchestra; John W.Davis, secretary of labor; F'rancis D.F'arrell; William Green, president ofcomparal)le only to his piano com¬positions. But under .Mr. Del.amar-ter s baton the Symphony j the .American Federation of T.abor;mere brilliance and reached a depth i General James G. Harbord; Charlesof feeling not often heard in Mo- p^vans Hughes, chief justice of thezart. Strauss’s “Serenade for Wind I supreme Court.Instruments”, although enthuisasti- | (Continued on page 4)eally received, was interesting prin- icijially because of its ingenious ex- With the motto “A Game a dayW'ill Keep the Doctor Away”, CoachPat Page staged a seven inninggame between the Yannigans andthe Mud Horses on Greenwood fieldyesterday afternoon. The result was:for the Y’annigans, 4; for the MudHorses, 4.Captain William Olson, regularfirst baseman last year, has been de¬clared ineligible and will not playfor the rest of the season, CoachPage said yesterday.Claire Johnson, George Mahoney,and Gene Buzzell led the attack forthe Mud Horses with three hitseach. Mahoney’s single in the lastof the seventh scored the tying runwhen Johnson came home from sec¬ond. Marver and Decker tappedRoy Henshaw, Mud Horse hurler,for a triple apiece to lead the hit¬ting for the Yannigans. A couple oferrors in the sixth gave them a pairof runs putting them temporarilyahead.Ed Beeks, a sophomore, pitchedfour innings for the Yannigans andthen was removed to allow PatPage, Jr., to take the mound forthe rest of the game. Henshaw, al¬though he was hit for several longones, showed the Sophomore outfitthat he had enough on his straight' balls to strike out ten batters. Four alumni and one member ofthe University faculty were amongforty-two scholars from the UnitedStates named for John Simon Gug¬genheim Memoria?' Fellow.ships for1932-33. The announcement wasmade by Henry Allen Moe, secre¬tary of the foundation, and placesat the disposal of each scholar ai sum of about $2500 to be used toI carry on original research or crea- ;I tive work in any field, and under' the freest possible conditions.Of those who received fellow¬ships, Dr. Robert S. Mulliken, asso- Idate professor of physics, will studyabroad the problems involved in ad¬vanced molecular and quantum the- iories. George Dillon, who gradu¬ated from the University in 1927, iwill spend his time abroad doingcreative writing in poetry. HowardM. Jones, professor of English atthe University of Michigan, re¬ceived his master’s degree and latertaught at the University of Chicago. ,He will do research in England andIreland in view of writing a bookon the life of Thomas Moore.Dr. Francis A. Jenkins, who re¬ceived his bachelor’s and doctor’s 'degrees at the University in 1921and 1925, will study band spectra at !the University of Utrecht. Rev. -Dom A. Strittmatter will devote his ;fellowship year to a study of Chris¬tian life and thought. He receivedhis master’s degree from the Uni- ;versity in 1920. j(Continued on page 2) May 6, 7, 13, and 14 are thedates for the 1932 Blackfriar pro¬duction, “Whoa Henry,” as an¬nounced yesterday by the Board ofSuperiors. The dates of the show¬ings were set by the Board after aconference with Edgar I. Schooley,director of the production.All candidates for cast and choruspositions in Blackfriars will meet-next Monday at 2:30 in Mandelhall. Chet Laing, abbot, will pre¬side at the meeting, and Edgar I.Schooley will describe the show andgive the candidates some idea ofthe positions open in the cast andchorus.Special MeetingA special meeting for all candi¬dates that have any specialty num¬bers or features will be held thesame day at 7 :30. Cast tryouts willbe held again Tuesday at 2:30 andFriday at 7:30, and further chorustryouts will be held Wednesday at2:30, and Thursday at 1:30.Schooley expects to have the per¬sonnel of several choruses complet¬ed by the end of the week. He willthen start immediately on rehear¬sals.Orin Tovrov, author of the book,purpo.sely fitted certain charactersto specific persons on the campus.However, there are from ten to fif¬teen major cast parts as well as anumber of minor roles to be filled.Opportunity For Specialtie*Since the plot centers around ashow company that is rehearsing fora performance, there will be ampleopportunity to insert a number ofchorus and specialty numbers.Ralph Webster is the Junior man¬ager in charge of the company. Hewill be assisted in the work of regi¬stering the candidates for differentpositions by Howard Pickett andFmgene Foster, Sophomore man-agei's in charge of chorus and cast,respectively.Poster ContestThe Blackfriar poster contest,which has been running for the pastthree weeks, will close next Mon¬day, Williston Tuttle, posters man¬ager announced yesterday. Several(Continued on page 4)Censor's Slashes Fail to RemoveHumor From ‘True Story' Phoenixploitation of tT.e possibilities con¬tained in thirteen wind instruments.Thematically, the piece bears evi¬dence that the composer, although agifted young man of seventeen, hadnot yet j-eached the height of hispowers. Written by an older Strauss,the “Serenade” would contain noneof the reminiscences of Mozart andBeethoven that it does.The familiar “Rakoezy” march ofHector Berlioz, superbly played,swept the concert to a triumphantclose. The vigor of this march i.salways a little startling: it is impos¬sible to listen to this music withoutleaning forward to get every chord.National boundaries seem much lessimportant when a Frenchman candraw so effectively upon Hungarian COSSACK CHORUS TOGIVE CONCERT APRIL 9The Slavonic club will jiresentanother of a series of Russian Nightprograms April 9 at 8:15 in Mandelhall. On this occasion the enter¬tainment will consist of a concert-recital by the internationally knownRussian Cossack chorus making itsfirst Chicago appearance under thedirection of Sergei Sokoloff. Thischorus is now on a tour of theUnited States,Following the concert, there willbe a dance in the Reynolds club.Admission to both performances ispriced at 50 cents for students and75 cents for non-students. Musicwill be furnished by the Sadko or¬chestra, a'Slavonic organization. CULTURE IS SUBJECTOF CLASSICAL MEETThat present day culture is notvery different from ancient culturewas pointed out in several papers atthe annual meeting of the Classicalassociation of the Middle West andSouth held last week from Thursdayto Saturday at the University 'ofCincinnati.The ffoHowing members of theUniversity attended the meeting:Robert Bonner, chairman of the de¬partment of Greek, Gordon I.-aing,dean of the Humanities division,Miss Gertrude Smith, AssociateProfessor of Greek, Charles M. Bee¬son, professor of Latin, Edward B.Stevens and Hansen Harrell, in¬structors in Greek. BY JAMES F. SIMONAfter rushing through the (slight¬ly) revised “True Story” issue of thePhoenix, which is being circulatedthis morning, one has two impres¬sions: first, that this Phoenix is un¬accountably and inexplicably worthreading; and second, that the censor¬ship of which the ex-editor complain- ied made very little or no difference.Almost from cover to cover, the is¬sue preserves the “True Story” il¬lusion : the stories, the cover, the ,photographs, the art work, the cap- itions, are all worthy, or unworthy,of the well-known physical culture.specialist whose publication thePhoenix editors attempt to ridicule.But it’s funny—at least in places i—and if you <lon’t get more than ja few hearty chuckles out of Mr.Tovrov’s last “magnum opus”, well,perhaps this isn’t the campus for |Phoenix humor. However, instead Jof being able to point out one ortwo “raw” gags, or a di.sgusting pic- 'ture, as examples of the depths towhich the editors have sunk in pre- ;vious issues, we are reconciled to ■the conclusion that they deliberately i set out to print the funniest—andmost off-color—material they couldfind.We really shouldn’t call your at¬tention to what is actually the fun-' niest feature of the whole issue—I because the joke’s on us this time.But just as a sporting gesture, we’re, here to testify that the four pagesdevoted to “razzing” The Daily .Ma¬roon are the clevere.>^t job of theyear.Of course, that was in the sup¬pressed issue—in fact, most of thematerial was left unchanged and thelest was simply manipulated to ful¬fill the letter if not the spirit of thecensorship. One of the changes wefound was one page toward thefront of the magazine which wasoriginally filled with a story on “ThePower of Love” and now sjiarkleswith an allegory, very thinly veiled,called “The Dean is .Mightier thanthe Pen”.There is only one important ob¬jection to be raised—and this is it:the issue depends for much of itshumor on the feud between thePhoenix and The Daily Maroon.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY. MARCH 30. 1932Sltr iatlg iKarumt' FOUNDED U; 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THEUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished morninKS. except Saturday, Sunday and Monday,duriny the Autumn. Winter and Sprini; quarters by rbe Uai.yMaroon Company. LYiiversily .\\e. SuUs.ripiion rales io.P’per year: by mail, $1.60 per year extra. Sinttle copies, five-centaeach.No responsibility is assumed by the Uni%ersity of Chicago forany statements api earinu m The Daily Maroon or for anycontracts entereti inti' liy The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March I'i. 19u3, at the postoffice at ■ hicairo. Illin.iis. ut.dcr the .\ct i f li'at T. 3. 1379,The Daily Maroon e:;pre3sly reserves :dl r;,:ht of publicationof any ovi eiial ai'i'carinc in this paiier.Member i f the Western Conference Press .AssociationLOVIS X. RIDENOUR, JR., Editor-ir ChiefMERWIX S. ROSENBERG, Bu.sine35 Muna-crMARGARET EGAN. A>st. Business ManatrerJANE KESNER. Senior EditorHERBERT H. JOSEPH, Jr., Sports EditorASSOCIATE EDITORSMAXINE CREVISTONRUBE S. FRODIN. JR.BION B. HOWARDJ. BAYARD POOLEJAMES F. SIMONA’.ARREN E. THOMPSONELEANOR E. WILSON BUSINESS ASSOCIATES■TOHN D. CI.ANCY. JR.EDGAR L. GOLDSMITHSOPHOMORE ASSISTANTS.ST \NLEY CONNEI I YW.M. A. K.AUFM.\NWALTER MONTGOMERYVINCENT NEWMANEDWARD SCHALLERSOPHOMORE EDITORSJANE BIESUMT HETTY HANSENMELVIN GOLDMAN ROBERT HERZOGWILLIAM GOODSTEIN DAVID LEVINEEDWARD NICHOLSON EUGENE PATRICKTASULA PETRAKIS BERTHA BAKERROSEMARY V-OLK ROBERT ALVAREZMARGARET MULLIGAN JANE WEBERNight Editor: Bion B. HowardAssistant: Edward W. NicholsonWednesday, March 30, 1932PATERNALISMThe spring quarter is yet too young for the in¬terested bystander to be able to obseive whetherthe yearly spring renovation of constitutions ofstudent extra-curricular activities—puoiications, etal.—will take place this year. For some time,howev'er. there has been observable a subtler andbasically a more important trend; viz., that ofplacing in the lap of the administration the priv¬ileges and the problems of the various studentactivities.Symptoms of this trend, for those who have notkept up with student extra-curricular affairs, arethe self-abolition of the student-faculty Board ofPublications, and the vesting of complete author¬ity in an administrative Director of Publications;the administrative abolition of the student-facultyBoard of Student Exhibitions, Organizations, andPublications; the appointment of an administrativeadvisor to fraternities who is, if not the Interfrat¬ernity council in fact, at least its best friend andseverest critic; the creation of a Student Commit¬tee on Student Affairs, administratively appoint¬ed to usurp the function of the student-electedUndergraduate council, which latter body was sodiscouraged by this move that it went off andcommitted suicide. The existence of the trendtoward paternalism, if you will, cannot be denied.W e interpret this as being one extreme of theswing of a pendulum. Administrative control ofstudent affairs outside the classroom alternates be¬tween extremes of no supervision at all and suchstrict supervision that student initiative in such af¬fairs is likely to be stifled, and for the last twoyears we have been approaching the latter ex¬treme.It might be of v'alue at this point in our discus¬sion to pause and examnie the mechansim where¬by the pendulum is operated. At the outset,when student ventures were established, the ad¬ministration had, of course, no mechanism fortheir control. The cause of the administrationstepping in was twofold: first, to control theabuses which arose when student ventures beganto handle money on a large scale; second, be¬cause it cannot be denied that a flourishing dram¬atic group or publication in the operation ofwhich the administration has a discreet thumb' islikeiy 'o reflect far more credit on the Universitytha n i« flourishing student activity which has onlycasual regard for the aims of the administration..\f:w it may be regaraea as curious that the.students themselves offered no objection to theusurping of some of their soverign rights in theactivities by the administration, but this may alsobe easily explained. Student extra-curricularapathy at the University has often been deplored,here and elsewhere, and has thereby attainedsomewhat the status of a joke, but it cannot bedenied that such an apathy does exist; it is to thisapathy that we are inclined to attribute the factthat the administration has thus far gone its way unquestioned. As long as the Undergraduate coun¬cil was unable or unwilling to cope with the prob¬lems of the various activities over which it used toexercise nominal supervision, its members mightbe expected to show little excitement when thisnominal supervision is removed—and very littleexcitement was shown. There was not even themild pique which one might expect if the councilhad taken itself at all seriously.W hen we have reached the acme of administra¬tive paternalism, and have rested there for a while,it may be expected that some few students willmake so noisy a protest against the exisiting orderof things that it will reach an administrative ear;and that the administration, weary of its paternal¬istic burdens, will be glad to lay them aside witha few words about the freedom granted under¬graduates at the University. All this is in the fu¬ture; we are. as I have said, approaching the acmeof paternalism. The administration has even em¬barked upon plans to “build up” the prestige ofthe Senior honorary societies. Owl and Serpentand Nu Pi Sigma, so that they will be equippedto pull chestnuts out of the fire for the said administration.Vv'e feel neither elation nor resentment at theexistence of the present trend; we are disposed toexamine it analytically and to reflect that it makeslittle difference, however viewed, after one has leftthese cloistered halls.—L. N. R., Jr.The Travelling BazaarBY FRANK HARDINGAnd things went really sour when we at¬tempted to carry on an intelligent conversa¬tion with one of our prominent co-eds. She'vas telling us about one of her recent escap¬ades and it seems that her tongue got her ina lot of trouble. “Yes”, she said “1 have tobe careful to think what 1 say or I’ll say whati think . . .Which isn’t so illogical after all.¥ ^6•And just before school broke up last quar¬ter we walked into one of the fraternityhouses that was about to give a dance. Onthe bulletin board was a notice that read: “Inorder to make this a good party, it is ofcourse, necessary that only the best girls arebrought to it. It would be advisable then,that everyone should consult with the dateCommittee concerning the girl he plans tobring.”41One of the undergraduates who has beenaround here long enough to have some ideaof which end is up suggests a plan by whichwe may perhaps force a few professors intotreating their classes right. What gripes thisundergraduate is that his instructor insists onlecturing for some time after the bell has rung.He suggests that we make a practice of sham¬ing profs into letting students out on time byprinting their name in this colm. Shame,shame, shame on you Educator J. F. Christ. . . But if we do that we will have to startthrowing laurels at those instructors that letone out early.^ V- ){■Eleanor Wilson w’ent over to the Cafe deAlex to see if she couldn’t get an ad for theMaroon. The manager took her in the privateoffice and said, “Nix, come around when” "e a senior.” And then he ushered herout in a room where a lot of people were sit¬ting around and rubbing his hands exclaimedin a Icud voice, ‘ That s fine, if there s any¬thing else 1 can do for you, you know me! ”. . . WTich pumped a big blush up on1''t e nor s face.4- }{■ iC-W e saw Bud Trude walking around thecampus with a notebook under his arm. W hat- rL we to think? That Bud is back in school?If so he must have changed for we never sawhim carry a notebook when he was here be-f re. . .And that reminds us that Pat Pagethe younger is eligible. .Jerry Mitchell want¬ed to know why Jerry Jontry looked so muchoMer today than yesterday. The explanationis that he had on his old coat. Give FellowshipsTo Dr. MullikenAnd Four Alumni(Continued from page 1)The lYllowships were estab-li.-^hod in 102.1 when former UnitedStates Senator and Mrs. Guggen¬heim endowed the foundation witli.iit.oOO.OOO as a memorial to theirson. They are open to men and'vomen. married or unmarried, of; ny race or creed, and are grantedto scholars having done distinguish¬ ed and original work to assist re-search in any field of knowledge, orfor creative work in any of the fine*arts.Besides those Fellowships awarded to scholars in the United States.1.0 were granted to I..atin .-\mer-ieans. bringing the total number aid¬ed since the establishment of theFoundation to 117. The Fellow.shipsnormally extend over a period of ayear, and may be used for study inany part of the world.BUY YOUR THEATRE TICKETSAT THE MAROON OFFICE TRY OUR SPECIALSUNDAY DINNER.''l)ecial M iddif-nite I.imciuScU'cted (Juality FoodJ. & C. Restaurant1527 E. 55th St. Dor. 10361BERTA OCHSNERXni'i >nr.i t .i I '- n W vek ( 1;,Creative Approach to the D rTo Begin .\pril SI'..- 1. .niiat I'U .\(i(lr-.E. M. Aronson, Registrar1849 Belle Plaine AvoP. J. Passes Wholesale Reductions to the StudentsSOME OF OUR NEW PRICESHome Made Soups . .05Pork Chops. Cream Grav-y . . . . .15Hot Green Apple Pie . .05Cream Cheese Sandwich . .05Spring Lamb Chops . .30Sliced Hawaiian Pineapple . . . . .05Hot Chocolate Whipped Cream . .05Egg Sandwich, Pickle Rings . . . .05Crisp V^irginia Waffle . .15Special Blended Coffee . .05Boiled Ham Sandwich . .05Peach Pie a la Mode . .10Creamy Ovster Stew . .20Fried Oysters. Boston Style . . . .25’ G Grape Fruit . .05Hot Mince Pie . .0 5Complete ’g “The ,A number of commodities that 1 buhave been reduced to me recently b\jobbers and wholesalers. In justice tothe .-.tudents I am passing along these reduclioi s to them because of these lowprices and improved merchandisinmethods. Reductions on more thantwenty artici s of food have now be. :made. On the 1 ft are some of our ueuprict's.Dine with u.^ tomorrow and see wh Hv.e have * ‘ offer in serv’ice and how nw.st.n.tl-.h* tb .rice- -ar*Luncheon25c ^lace to Eat”1206 East Sixty-third StreetJust a scant third of a block east of \\ oodlawn Avenue CompleteDinner25cI fpi Campus Travelers . . .You*ve Waited for This!EUROPE—with a congenial group from theBig Ten Colleg es. It’s great funto travel through Europe withonly fellow students. Here is anall college tour.Go to Europethe CampusWay — for it’sa CarefreeWay. A real College Band is going with you!Inquire today about Campus Tours.Chicago Representative Ted CurtissDaily Maroon Office Lexington HallBetween 12-1 P.M., 3-4 P.M.Campus Tours Inc. 310 So. Michigan AvenueiTHE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 30, 1932 Page ThreeWoman's Heart, Like the Mooft, Is AlwaysChanging. But Theres Always a Man in it. ff—H. A. SWENSON.WOMEN’S SOCIALCLUBS ELECT NEWHEADS FOR YEAR New Federation, W. A. A. and Y. W.Leaders Organize Spring ProgramsEight Out of Fourteen |Announce OfficialExecutivesW run's social clubs here arenow :n the midst of electing officersfor t!coming year, many of thefoiiitotn groups chose their heads at !ihc Hiii of last quarter and have al-'icaiiy installed the new regime. |have not yet announced the !,iate ('! v(>ting, but all heads will be 'i before the end of the (juar-;ter. 'A i; t: is electing next week.': . ’ has not decided upon a def-milt 'tate at the jiresent time, ('hi ;U' S gma is headed by Klizabeth iM:' : >*. jiresident; (lertrude Ual-vice-pre.sident; JosephineII ' recording secretary; Mary! , Fuibrich. corresponding secre-a:;: Mary Virginia Rockwell, riish-.nc L'nii n; and h ranees Hubbard,hairman.la Sigma elected these olTicei,'r. .^Ial■ ’ 14 of last quarter: MaryM;iv : . president; Jane Cavan-itiui;. Vice-president; (irace O'Krien,-iii'T mling secretary; Hettytreasurer: and WinnifreilSiii M’, recording .secretary.I'tlti selected K«lna Hurke a<i Ls iir’ at the meeting last night.Al' . .Margaret Wood as vice-iuesi-i< r.': Klsie Levinger. treasurer; andF'raie e^ Tigue, secretary.It'fv }fem|demann is the new• iif'iiien: of Ksoteric, as a result oflii't nignfs election. .Marshall isLydabith Tressler; secretary, (loldebredich; treasurer, Ruth Works; so¬la; chairman, Mary Lou Cotton; co¬uching chairmen are Carolyni!r<' kes and Elizabeth .Mudge. ••X Mortar Boards intervieweda-' f t-ning knew of any electionst" (ia;», l>ut did state that electionsA'Yiiil probably be held soon.I’i;; Beta Delta chose Marjoriea^ president; Mary Ellison,’■ I'I-pioident; Betty Steerre, secre-aiy; and Charlotte Sutherland as'a-.i>tr at the close of last (piar-Kitiiuc.- I’iczo is now jiresident ofI’' Iielta Upsilon, and these re-i: tig otficers were also electedi' ;i'' night’s meeting: .\nnettabaki-i, vice-president: secretary, iM l; ,irii (Jibbs; treasurer, Marian jh - .c! -;,n; and Sara Jane Leckroiie j'ige .sponsor and rushing cap-j■;m’ •' > ;he coming year. |l-.i anui Wilson is tlie new presi- ■: I'i Delta I‘hi; Ingred I’eter-'is vice-president: Margaret,Mill. ..an. secretaiy: Katherine Den- ‘nii;g treasurer; and Ethel Foster,ia. chairman. Elections were heldia'ii.f the meeting la.st evening.'•CluIi anglers expect to decide' ctficers in approximately two' '' ks. .^igma usually holds itsh rti<,ns during the last week ofM ;’ and ‘will probably wait untilM yvern selected Geraldine Smith-' i'K pre.-ident; Katherine Dierssen,'' '■ ui-president; Dorothea Smith,iii-pomling secretary; Margaret-.reasurer; Virginia Russell,''■iid chairman; and Jane Sowers,'' ■ Lg chairman.^i ’ian, the fourteenth social clubbe organized at the University,in existence for approxi-r itcly a year. .At the present time' ba been impossible to obtain in-''Illation regarding its election of M omen’s activity groups on cam¬pus have begun a varied programof events for the spring quarterunder new schedules that have beenoutlined by their recently electedofficers who assumed their dutiesthis week. Spring is the most ac-ti'/e quarter of the year so far aswomen’s events are concerned, andwith the array of parties, banquets,cozies, hikes, and teas that havebeen planned, the coming weeksprove no exception.W. A. A..Meetings for the auxiliary clubsof W. A. A. have been announcedfor the following days during the(pmrtcr: Orchesi.s at t ::10 on .Mon¬days; Bowling club Wednesdays at12; Tarpon and Racket meet at 12and 3 respectively on Fridays, andthe weekly cozies on that day arefrom .‘1 till .■) in the Y. W. ('. A.room in Ida .\oyes hall. Each Wednesday and Friday there is openhouse gym, too.During the first week of .April,the Tiiesda\ open meeting luncheonwill be held at 12 in Ida Noyes;Wtbnesuay is the club installati'm dinner, and Friday W. .A. .A.has a booth at the Settlement jam-boi *‘e..May is the month of Intercla.ssbaseball games, the Tarpon springsuimming exhibit on the 20th. to befollowed by a weekend outing atLake Geneva, and .Monday 2:>rd theannual women’s golf tournamentfor the University championship isplayed otf to decide who will beawarded the loving cu)).June first is the annual Rhythmsprogram, Tuesday the seventh a gen¬eral play-off of all finals, and thefollowing Thursday the spring ban¬quet closes ^the organizations activ-Iities. jiFederation and Y. W. are holding 'a joint tea for all entering fresh- jman women this afternoon at J;Jt)ill Ida .\wyes hall. Mrs. .Alma B. IBrook. .Miss Gertrude Dudley, .Mrs. ;Eilith h'oster Flint, and .Mrs. Gharle.-W. Gilkey have been invited asguests of honor. Federation coun- iselors for the new group of fresh¬man women, and members of the jY. W. ('. .A. will be present. Two iwomen have been added to theFeileration council, to sit with thatbody in an executive capacity forthe two year period: Ruth .Moss, who is a member of the “C” club,and ('ythera Snyder, a junior editorof the Cap and Gown.Y. W. C. A.Thursday noon tne Y. W. cabinetpresents a luncheon for all Univer¬sity women who desire* to attend.Tables may be reserved by groupswho so desire, by calling the Y. W.office today. Tickets have beenpriced at thirty-five - ents. and maybe obtained from any of the follow¬ing committee members: ('arolineApeiand, Agnes .Adair. MargaretBrusky, Rita Dukette, MargaretKampfer. Elizabeth .Merriam, Eliza¬beth Milchrist. Martha Miller, Rose¬mary .Nelson, Ruth Oliver. PaulineRedmond, .Andrea Radcliffe, Made¬leine Strong. .Alary Evelyn Webb,and Peggy Willis. During the lun¬cheon. Mary l,ouise Brock willspeak on the use of the twenty-fivedollars which the association con¬tributes each year to the Univer¬sity Settlement, aid explain Cie aj'-jiortionnu nt of the fund..-\ny University woman interestedin the iqiporfunities clubs and classwork at the .Settlement, and v.h.)h.'is lei.-'H-o to es.-.-i'-t in this work,is requested to call Martha Rughany Tuesday afternoon in the A'.W. office in Ida "Noves hall. BOARD TELLS WOMENPRIVILEGES OFFEREDIN IDA NOYES HELHopes to Aid StudentsIn Using TotalFacilitiesProduce Picture ofNear-East Workings(Continued from page 1)this site. .At the present time theexcavation has reached the stratumof the Hebrew kings. The stable*-of Solomon have already been un¬covered.Flying back to Cairo, the airiilanesection of the trip will terminate,but the movie party will entrai;! toLuxor to take pictures iit ancientThebes. Tin* expedition at thispoint is making an epigraphic andarchitectural survey of the templeof Medinet Habu.Students and several faculty mem¬bers of the University of NorthCarolina will participate in a na¬tional campus marble tourney.This is the year forfor a delightful crossing in mod¬em Tourist Class — anti pricesin Europe are at rock-bottom.I he rights of university studentsengage in duels has been upheldhi the courts of Berlin, Germany,^piJe of popular opposition to it.ROSAIYN’S PLACECOMPLETE LUNCH 35c58lh at Cottage Grove A LIMITED vacation budget willtake you to Europe this year.Via White Star and Red Star youtravel in the best of company,with every comfort, good foodandjolly times, at fares from $106one way, $187.50 round trip.In Europe you’ll find prices amaz¬ingly low. Your American dollargoes further than it has in years.You can actually visit Europeand save money.Famous ships to choose from, in¬cluding Majestic, world’s largest;Olympic, Britannic, Belgenland,Pennland, and many others.Send for booklet about Tourist Class.180 No. Michigan Ave.,Chicago or agents.WHITE STAR*RED STARlatarnatiofial Marcantil* Marina Linas Life at CollegeIs Funny Thing;There’s ClassesAn official .statement of thenrivileges offered hy Ida Noyes hallto t'ic women of the 1’niversity war-hy the Ida Noycr- advisoryboard so that campus women mightbe aware of its purpose—a mediumthrough which the hall could bemade lieneficial to them, at the firstmeeting of the (luarter held yester¬day noon.“Perhaps few I’niversity womenrealize that they are welcome touse Ida Noyes hall as a place ofstudy and recreation in the eveningas well as in the day’’, announeedMolly Mason, (hairman of the board.Women may entertain men in th:lounge of the hall in the evening, ami iiiay use any of the room.-; for' stiidv until ten o'clock.II In addition, women students mayuse the athletic equipment, from theswimming pool to the ping-pongtables, if arrangements are made' beforehand with Miss Dudley’s of-I lice. .Another jirivilege offered is' the use of the kitchen on the thi;’dfloor where one mav ]>repare meals.IReaii'angements have been made; in the lighting and furnishing of therooms so as to make for comfortI and eoziness. “There are actuallymoie girls sitting on the lounges.' and in the easy chairs since theyhave been arranged in groups andnear windows’’, declared Mrs. AlmaP. Brooks, new head of the hall, asshe indicated the (Changes in therooms. New lamps have been in-' stalled near chairs, sofas and desksfor studying purposes.The council is always ready toreceive suggest) ms foe improve¬ment in the hall, or to grant favors,such as the use of rooms for clubmeetings, jiarties and private les¬sons. Editor’s Note: In conjiinction iviththe New Plan for the formation ofReasons for Convocation Exercises,the Administration has invited MissSamuella Sleeberry, the famous in¬vestigator ess, to report for exclusivepublication on the Condition of OurCampus. The first of these reportsappears today and will continue al¬most bide finitely. ELIZABETH MADOXROBERTS, NOVEUST,IS NOTED ALUMNAUniversity ChosenOnly One HavingWhat She Wante<d asBy Samuella SleeberryLife at this College, as elsewhere,is made up of a Great many Things.Here it includes last Wednesday’sbeef hash, Quadranglers, installationand 8 o’clocks (with the 8 o’clocksprobably in the lead). But jierhapsthe most noticeable thing about col- 'lege are classes.These are usually held on Mon¬day morning. As divertissements at8.1 1-8 dollars a (juarter, some ofthese fall luetty flat, but a few ofthe professors have been workingon their \vi.se-cracks for some quar¬ters now and they’ve been able todraw quite good crowds; in fact,such good crowds that tTiey've had |to ask the University for biggerrooms so that the students can’tcheat when they ask them about thewise-cracks. Another thing aboutclasses is that a professor tells you(luite a Tot of things you really should ,know and which you’d probably 'skip if you read his book about it ,in.stead. ‘But beyond doubt, the really im- 'portant social and economic effect |of these classes is that if there jweren’t any, there wouldn’t be any jcollege, and if there weren’t anycollege a whole lot of people wouldhave to begin using their own ,brains four years earlier than other¬wise. This wouTd be haiil on themand would greatly increase the over¬production in a country already pret¬ty badly depressed. By Gladys CampbellElizabeth Madox Roberts is oneof the University’s mo.st loyal aswell as most distinguished literaryalumnae in spite of the fact thatno sentence of her books gives ob¬vious indication of the four yearsshe spent here. She came to theUniversity, not by accident, or forconvenience, but because she delib¬erately chose it as the place whichwould contribute most to the workshe wanted to do.She was horn in Perryville, Ken¬tucky, into a family that had beenKeniuckians since 1808. Her homenow is in Springfield, not many milesfrom the site of old E't. Harrods-biirg which is the scene of much ofThe Great Meadow. Her novels ofthe region and the people have theauthenticity which comes not onlyfrom careful study but from a sen¬sitive love of the country.Campus PoetAlthough Miss Roberts’ majorwork is in novels, she vva.s firstknown as a poet. She won TheFiske Poetry Prize while in theUniversity. Her first volume was ahook of poems of child life calledUnder the Tree (1922). Her firstnovel The Time of Ye-.c (1920) isamong the greatest American nov¬els. It has been tr,sinslated intoGerman, Swedish, and Dano-Norwe-gian. Other novels are My Heartand My Flesh 1927), Jinglin® in theWind, The Great Meadow, and(Continued on page 4)Snow never falls on 70 per centof the earth’s surface. 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See Maiden FormFoundations at your dealer orwrite direct for style booklet.Maiden Form Brassiere Co., Inc.Dept., ,. —245 Fifth Ave., N.Y.Stunning new girdle of mesh(marquisette lined) withside panels of Ever-shecr elas¬tic —cool, comfortable, slimsthe waist and rounds thehips with exceptional ease.• There is iS Maiden Form for every type offigure.Brassieres$1.00 to $2.95Girdles$2.95 to $12.50Garter Belts$1.00 to $2.95LOOK FOR THE NAMEReg. U.S. Pat. Off.FELTMAN*CURME818 East 63rd St. - 6707 Stony Island Ave.2S CONVENIENTLY LOCATED NEIGHBORHOOD STORES GIRDLESGAATKA StlTS “Non-A-Lastic”(front) —■ a newgirdlewithspccialnon • stretchablecenter front forabdomen control.“Grecian Moon’*brassiere hasclever elastic in¬sert between “uplift'’bust sections. “MaidenetteSeamless” a new“wisp of a bras¬siere’', for slightfigures,withseamsso tiny that theyare practicallyinvisible. Thedainty garter beltis of net trimmedwith narrow lace.Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 30, 1932NEXT SIX WEEKS ISGAUGE FOR RETURNOF PROSPERITY-COX(Continued from page 1)for improvement until nex^ fall atbest unless that imjnx'vement is im¬mediate. because to face this foreixrnfinancial crisis we must have builtup a resistance to withstand it.Steps in the rijiht direction, whichshould ease and improve exislinjrconditions are already beinjr takenin the shape the recently organizedReconstruction finance corporationand the Glass-Steigel bill, which inallowinjr the federal reserve systemto buy and use Government bondsto be held as collateral for reservenotes in the place of commercialpaper, actually pives it the financialassurity that it needs. Accordinp toMr. Cox. the lepislation is enablinpthe member hanks to ])ay off theirdebts to the reserve system whichhave been almost as high as theiroriginal T'eserve deposit, and whileat the present time this is contract¬ing the credit market it will, in thefuture when the banks have paid offtheir indebtedness, create loosecredit conditions again.Political blundering, according toMr. Cox. has served rather than toalleviate matters, only made themworse. He pointed to the action ofFrance in prohibiting the formationof the Austro-German customsunion as the start of a vicious circlewhich took immediate effect in Au¬stria by a complete loss of hope for ifinancial recovery; a consequent col¬lapse of Austrian banking; a run onthe Banks of Germany who hadbeen supporting Austria financially;a loss of confidence sufficient to ef¬fect the English holdings in Ger¬many which resulted in the aban¬donment of the gold standard inEngland and the consequent atten¬tion upon credit conditions in theUnited States which resulted inmany bank failures. According toMr. Cox. economic conditions willsimilarly improve with gatheringmomentum, and the possibility ofimmediate improvement will be seenduring the next six weeks.Blackfriars BoardSets Dates of Show TODAYon theQUADRANGLESThe Daily MaroonNight editor for the next issue:John Bayard Poole. Assistant:Robert Alvarez.Music and Religious ServicesDivinity chapel, at noon in JosephBond chapel. “My Half-Hour on theMount of Olives.” President AlbertW. Palmer of the Chicago Theolog¬ical seminary.Organ recital, at 5 in the Uni¬versity chapel.Symjihony concert by the ChicagoBusiness Men’s Orchestra, at 8:15in Mandel hall. (No admissioncharge.)Undergraduate OrganizationsMeeting of the executive boardof the Intramural department, at8:80 in the I-M office.Departmental ClubsThe Junior Mathematical clubmeets at 4:80 in Eckhart 200.“Mathematical Models". ProfessorErnest Lane.The Zoological club meets at4:80 in Zoology 29. “Studies onEcology of Bees in the Chicago Re-giim." J. W. Pearson.MiscellaneousAmerican Oriental society: Tourof the Field Museum, at 11. Thirdsession: Presentation of papers atthe Art Institute, at 2:30. Tour of ELIZABETH MADOXROBERTS IS NOTEDLITERARY ALUMNA(Continued from page 3)Buried Treasure. The last two havebeen Litera’y Guild books.Sends Regards.4 brief call last week in Spring-field. Kentucky, found Miss Robertsbeautifu' as ever with her brightblond hair, cameo profile, and state¬ly carriage, enjoying the quiet lifeof a small Kentucky town. One mustnot think of her as untraveled, how( ver. She has lived in the RockyMountains, in New York, and inh'rance. She is now at work iUianother novel and some shortstories, and is interested in watchingthe ])rogress of a brick colonialwing which she is having built foi-herself connecting with her parents’home. She sent regards to her Chi¬cago friends and spoke especiallyof those with whom she worked andconferred while writing here, Mrs.Flint, Mr. Lovett, and Mr. Sherburn.She hopes to come to Chicago thissp’-ing and spend some time in theneighborhood of the University eventhough she is sorry to see its onceopen campus cluttered with somany new buildings.the .\rt Institute, at 5.Radio lecture: “United StatesHistory—Recent Period.” AssociateProfessor William Hutchinson. 8M., on WMAQ.W’c invite von toThe BIRCH “GOOD FOODSWELL PREPARED”TAVERN876 E. 63rd St.The Restaurant with the North-Woods AtmosphereLantern LightTRY AND BEAT IT!35c—SOUP TO NUTS—35c.\ Complete Dinner — Welli VeparedMENU\ egetahle SoupHrcadcd Pork Chops withCream (iravv\'cgetal)IcBread BnttcrChoice of DessertWednesday, March 30, 193211 A. M. to 5 P. M. Cozy BoothsBIRCH TAVERNSPECIALChicken Fried Steak40cServed with PotatoesBread and ButterCoffeeServed at All Hours—We Also Serve Club Breakfast—25c up(Continued from page 1)posters have already been submit¬ted and several moie are expectedbefore the close of the contest. THE BIRCH TAVERN\\ ill in\ itc some student and a triend tor dinner every I hursday evening.1 his Weeks gne>t. .\lr. Walter Montgomery of the Sophomore t las', i>.a'ked to call at the .Maroon office for introductory ticket.The winning po.ster, which willbe selected by the Board of Super¬iors and a member of the Art de¬partment, will be used as a displayposter all over the city to advertisethe show.Choir Finds StimulusIn Science of Music(Continued from page 1)lizes a medium which opens a woijdof imagination and emotion to thegroup that is participating. It is aworld of aural moaning that we whoconfine our activities to the laboi'a-tory and the textbook know nothingof.(.This is one of a series of articleson the work of various Universitydepartments and organizations. An¬other will appear next Wednesday.)APPOINT HUTCHINS(Continued from page 1)Dr. Pharles S. MacFarland; Mor¬gan J. O’Brien; Henry 8. Pritchett;Henry .M. Robinson; Elihu Root, Your OpportunityPACKARD SPORT COUPEBUICK SPORT COUPESTUTZ CONVERTIBLE COUPEand 25 others.Sport cars recently repossessed for small unpaid bal¬ance. Bring past due accounts up to date and take1 2 months to pay balance.Car Owners Finance Co.127 North Dearborn St.7th Floor Phone State 1919former cabinet member; Mrs. John1). .Sherman; and Owen D. Young,author of the “Young Plan”.Hinduism and Mohammedanism,the two dominant religions of India,are >0 diametrically opposed in be¬liefs. ohseivances. and rituals thatthey n^'ces-^itate tw^i drinking well<.one for each sect, in i-ailway sta¬tions.HILL’S CAFETERIA63r<] and Woodlawn Ave.Always Relialile for your Breakfast,Lunrh or Dinner.General Price Reduction inkeeping with the times. fmU ill pay $1.00 each for 1.5 copiesof lyiKodon’s Elementary Mathe¬matical Anlysis, Vol. I. U. of C.Hookstore, 5802 Ellis A%e.V\'.-\.\TF;D Cirl to work iniieiirhl)oihcK)d restaurant from 12to 1 SOI and 0 to 7 :;10 daily in ex-I'hnnire for meals. .Miss Robinson. ROO.M with priv.ite family..Midway 4957. fi085 Dorchester•Xve.W.\NTF;D University studentto assist with housework for fam¬ily of three. Hours 1-7 I’. M.Comiiensation R:)om with bathand salary. Miss Robinson.WANTKD Rofjmmate to residein hoUd near campus.Uurney, Hyde Park 4100. Mr. K.W.XNTED-- University »firl toact as hostess in restaurant nearramiHis from 12 to 1 tive daysa week in exchange for luncheon.Miss Robinson. WANTFJD - University studentto c<K)k dinner for one womandaily except Sundays in exchanKefor dinner.WANTED Woman to do sixor seven hours of work weeklyin exchange for room near cam¬pus. Miss R<jbinBon. To-dayThe Phoenix is OutThe issue that nearly started anew standard in college maga¬zines. (slightly deleted)Poetry PrizeCan you fill in the dotted lines. Aplugged nickel is the first prize.MagazineObsceneDeanCleanEverybody eligible but faculty mem¬bers and their families. The less said the betteras the proof of pudding is in theeatipg, and we know you’ll eatth is issue up, a full coarsedinner for 15c (Boy, oh. Boy,can this guy pun)The March Phoenix whichcomes out today is your depres¬sion insurance. Don’t miss thishistory making issue.Th is month as a new Phoenixservice we have installed a fullyequipped joke explaining de¬partment in Haskell I 4. If yourgirl friend embarrasses you byasking questions, send her to theoffice !V i