UNIVERSITY GROUPSPLAN JAMBOREE ONAPRIL 8 TO SWELLSEHLENENT FUNDS Law School LikesNew Exam Scheme mCHIGJlM RELAXESRUSmNG RULES AS TIDRTr FRESHMENRECEIVE POSITIONSTressler, Test, SulcerChosen to Aid inPreparationsMcGUIGAN IN CHARGE The Law school’s new system of“anonymoup examinations”, inaug¬urated at the end of last quarter,has proven satisfactory to both stu¬dents and faculty, reports Harry A.Bigelow, dean of the school.Under the new method of hand¬ling examination books in lawclasses, each student was given anumber to be used in identifyinghis work. The numbers were as¬signed by lot, the file of correspond¬ing names and numbers being keptin the Dean’s office. When studentswrote their examinations, theyplaced only their numbers on thebook,* and the anonymous examswere then gi'aded by professors.The new plan operated smoothly,states Dean Bigelow, and now as¬sures students absolute impartial¬ity in the grading of their papers. CHAPTERS OBJECTi ON MAROON STAFFScholarship Restrictions Successful Members ofLifted to AidHousesAppear Tomorrow;June Raff ^EditorUnder the direction of June Baff,former'Women’s editor, the Phoenixwill publish a purified version ofthe suppressed “True Story” num¬ber tomorrow. Orin Tovrov, whowas responsible for the censored is¬sue, resigned in protest to the fac¬ulty action.June Raff, interviewed yesterdayin the Phoenix office, was emphaticin stating that the Lssue which willT. sill- )• tomorrow is .still the work of i iHes and freshmen .submitted to theI Tovrov although many changes havebeen made. "It was impossible coni-pletely to remake the issue,” she.\n all-University jamboree, thefirst event of its kind to be given iat the University, will be held April jS from 7:30 to 12 in Bartlett gym-jnasium for the benefit of the Settle-1inent. All undergraduate organize- ;tions will take part in the jamboree ;which is being sponsored by the Set¬tlement Committee under the direc-1tion of Dan McGuigan, j • i •The jamboree will enable the cam- i iV€fVtSQ€l IflOCfllX tOpus to enjoy the gallimaufry of acounty-fair, a cabaret, and a speak¬easy rolled into one. The North endof the room will be reminiscent of"A .\i^t in Monte Carlo”. At the.‘^outh end, a bar for near beer andpretzels will be set up. Entertain¬ers. singers, dancers, and musicianswill perform for the customers.McGuigan Select* ChairmenDan McGuigan, who was appoint¬ed as chairman of the jaml^>ree byHarold Dunkel, chairman of the Set¬tlement committee, has chosen Lyda-lieth Tressler as chairman of thecommittee to provide for booths. JackTest a.s chairman of the entertainment committee and Henryeer head of the decoration commit- itee. An intensive .sales campaign. Swhich will involve inter-class com¬petition in the buying of tickets willhe carrfed on by Margaret Egan and.‘^tillman M. hVankland, seniors. F^s-ther Feutchwanger and Joseph Zo-Inie. junior.*:, Lorraine Watson, andHerbert Richmond, .sophomores, and.lohn Barden and Helen Hiett, fresh¬men..Members of Lydabeth Tressler’.seommittee are Esther F'eutchwanger,Betty Hempelman, Margaret Graham jand Rosamond Morse. They willa-ik various organizations to spon-':<tr booths for .sandwiches, ice-eieam, candy, and other wares.Sulcer Pick* Technical StaffHenry Sulcer has appointed h'rank< arr, Phillip Schanedling. RobertSehoenbrun, and Burton Young a.shi- assistants. They will haveI harge of building the booths, ofoperating and placing the lights, andof runnirvg the checkroom as well as(lecorating the entire room.Jack Test’s committee consistingof Jerome Jontry and Eleanor Wil-.-on, will secure the entertainmentand arrange the program.The whole atmosphere will bethat of a carnival, which will bevaried enough in its scope to inter¬est everyone. Dancing will be con¬tinuous, entertainment will be goingon in special booths, food will be-erved all the time and the featureof the evening will be the awarding(Continued on page 3) Relief measures to save a numberof fraternities at the University ofMichigan from threatened bank-rtrptcy have been introduced intothe deferred rushing regulations in¬augurated this year at the Ann Ar¬bor campus. When only 240 of the '1,(^00 freshmen were pledged .tosixty-eeven fraternities—sev^n ofthe houses getting none at all—campus leaders declared the newplan “will not work” and recom¬mended that some of the restrictionsbe removed. Training SchoolBegin WorkFrom a class of seventy-five inThe Daily Maroon Freshman train¬ing school, thirty-one were namedyesterday by Louis N. Ridenour Jr.,editor-in-chief to work as Daily Ma¬roon reporters this quarter. A meet¬ing of all the freshmen selected willbe held at noon today in the editorialoffice.The list includes sixteen men andfifteen women. They are: RobertWeiss, Dugald McDougall, JohnPelzel, Howard Rich, David Kutner, Misha Rubin WinsN Y, Times ExamI Noel (jrerson, Robert Hastcsrlik, Wil-The chief of these emergency ac¬tions was the lifting of all scholar¬ship restrictions upon fraternitymembership. It is probable, also,that the present deferred period ofone semester will be shortened toallow pledging after Thanksgiving.Plan “A Failure”The Michigan scheme of rushing iwhich has proved “a complete fail- Iure”, was essentially that to be iadopted on this campus next fall. iTher freshpien were allowed to con- ita'ers,schedule restricting the number ofthese dates. At the beginning ofthe second semester, both fratern- liam Traynor, Dan McMastfr, How¬ard Hudson, Richard Hbtiftdr, '!johnDille, George Dasbach.f Robei^t Os-hins, Norman Becker, a|^|| JiO^^, Bar¬den.Sue Richardson, JeaVietl!e ^(kifas,(iabel Adams, Fanny MaryLouise Miller, Florence \^!ishnick,Betty Ann Nelson, Lily David,Grace Gregory, Elizab|i^tl^ | ^Baylor,Ethel Stodola, Claire Dariziger, jRuthSisson, Ruth Claire Be^lV, 'antfl'Mar- The winner of the New YorkTimes current event contest, heldMarch 2, is Misha Rubin, a seniorin Law school. This contest con-si.sted of an examination on currentevents occurring since March 1,1931 and the winner was awardeda medal and a prize of $150.00.The second prize of $75.00 waswon by Joseph M. Hamburger, asenior in Law school and the thirdprize $25.00 by David Blumenthal.The winner’s paper was enteredin the national competition for anational prize of $500.00 in compe¬tition with winners in nineteen othercolleges. Sample questions on theevents of the year have been print¬ed in the Daily Maroon each month.This contest is held each year inan attempt to stimulate students’interest in current topics.Frankland ChoosesOfficers of HomerFor Governor Clubexpect to run into anylike this for the rest ofshe said. “I should likethe campus a revolutionWe have secured a good i freshmen ma'de’-application for bids.It is probable that the Dean ofStudents and fraternity leaders willformulate an entirelv new system.declared.“I don’tdifficultiesthe year,”to promisein content,deal of new talent for the staff, andwill make many changes in policy.”June Raft, the first woman ever tobe elected editor of the campus hu¬mor magazine, was lecently initiatedinto Phi Beta Kappa.The difficulty with the facultyare e when a small folder, advertis¬ing the nature of the “True Story”number, came to the notice of Di¬rector of Publications William Pi..Scott the day befoie the date setfor circulation. When Dean Scott re¬quested to see the issue, Tovrov re¬signed in protest to the principle of“faculty censorship.”Mr, Scott drove to the Phoenixoffice, read the magazine, piled the(Continued on page 3) rhe^ freshpien were allowed to con-j Van DerSchaegh.,^ ^{{ •a^t fhe iiouses at dinners and smok- j Those chosen were selected}on theunder a carefully worked out I basis of grades in examina^iofis andpapers and on class att0|>diin<te.The training school wap jCqni^ctedtwice weekly during the winterquarter by Ridenour ahn WlliitAii V.Dean of students a preferential list. Morgenstern, University}*director ofUnder the supervision of the Dean, | public relations. Class meetingsthe two lists were coordinated; fra-* were devoted to familiarizing theteriMties were told whom they could | freshmen more completely ’with thepledge, and students were informed | University departments, ^ actjvities,with whom they were affiliated. Al-1 and personnel, that their work as re-though the fraternity lists contained porters might be facilitated $nd asover 1,000 names, les.s than 250 accurate as possible, and trainingthem in the fundamentals of news¬paper writing. « lThis is the second year tjiat(Continued on page 4) theCHICAGO SYMPHONY TO PLAYWORKS OF STRAUSS, MOZARTa* quietLINN’S PUPPETSPRAISE HUMANEPROF IN “POST”Social Science ProvesMost Popular DivisionDf the four divisions organizedunder the new educational plan the>'’'ocial Science division proved themost popular during the winterquarter, when 721 students wereenrolled. Biological Sciences led theHumanities 695 to 678 in the latterdivision, while the Physical sciencestiailed with 476 students.Men and women differed widelym their courses of study. More wom¬en w’ere entered in the Humanitiesthan in any other division, with So-<-‘ial Sciences and Biological Sci¬ences tied for second. Only 91Women registered in the PhysicalScience division. The majority ofmen registered in Social Sciencesfavoring the Biological Sciencesnext and then Physical Sciences, andthe Hq^anities. “Practice What ^ ou Teach,” ac-coj'ding to James Weber Linn, Pro¬fessor of English, whose latest crit¬icism or. educational methods con¬stitutes an article in the latest issueof The Saturday Evening Post, pre¬sents a train conversation betweena professor and a dean aigoing thefine points of modern education.They wc*igh the defects in presentsystems, including the ('hicago plan;the Chicago plan, they surmise, failsto touch one grave defect in under¬graduate training, that is. the con¬fusion of standards, the failure toti'ain students 'to think straight.For that matter, the professor ofFrench 102 charges “eighty per centof my students don’t really knowenough to pound sand down a rathole, and don’t want to”—“a Fienchrat hole,” the dean amends—and,further, the eighty per cent are, af¬ter all, normal undergraduate.s, theyare representative. The problem,therefore, lies in securing not merescholars to instruct these averagestudents, not men interested only inindividual research projects, butmen who desire to instruct those nor¬mal undergraduates in the “best(CoDtinued on pag* 4) The Chicago Symphony Orchestrapresents a program featured by bothlightness of mood and variety, at4:15 today in Mandel hall, Eric De-I,.amarter, conducting. Works bySmetana, Richard Strauss, Mozart,John Alden Carpenter, and Berliozwill be performed.i The Overttfre of Smetana’s “TheI Bartered Bride” is .scheduled to be-^ gin the program. Smetana wrotej this opera (according to his owm ac-I count) to refute charges that he wasI a Wagnerian, and could not com-I pose in the national BoTiemian vein.; Written in a “light and popular”i manner, the opera was a success' from the first performance (Prague,1 1866).I The Strauss “Serenade for WindInstruments” is one of the compos¬er’s earlier works, and the first tobring him any recognition in themusical world. In contrast to the( gay folk-music of “The Bartered Bride” the Serenade is set inmood.Mozart at his best is repre-sentedin the third number, his “Sym¬phony” in E Flat Major (Kochel.'>43). In a little more than .sixweeks Mozart wrote thi.s and hisother two great symphonies—butthen Mozart had been composingworks of this nature since the ageof eight.The suite, “Adventures in a Per¬ambulator”, by John Alden Carpen¬ter, is a musical interpretation of ababy’s sensations during his dailypromenade. The six whimsical move¬ments, beginning “En Voiture” andending in “Dreams”, are largely self-explanatory.Berlioz’s “Rakoezy March” con¬cludes the program. The march isbased on an old Hungarian melody,which Berlioz used in a somewhatchanged form. In its flamboyantstrains Berlioz tried to reflect themilitant glory of the Magyars. Stillman M. Frankland, presidentof the Horner-for-Governor club,yesterday announced the appoint¬ment of four vice-presidents. Theyare: William H. Spencer, dean ofthe Commerce school, in charge ofthe faculty division; John H. Ken-nan, placement director, in chargeof the administration division; CarlH. Hendrikson, assistant dean in theCommerce School, head of the grad¬uate division; and LawrenceSchmidt, chairman of the Committeeon Student Affairs, captain of theundergraduate divi.sion.Other appointments include: Ed-g<r J. Fagan, member of the SeniorExecutive council, secretary of theclub; and P)-ofessor Jerome GregoryKerwin, chairman of the executiveboard.Several weeks ago, the Horner-for-Governor club was organized at theUniversity of Chicago to promotethe candidacy of Judge Henry Horn-of Chicago Tor Governor of the Stateof Illinois, and likewise to promotethe candidacies of his associates onthe regular Demoeratic Ticket fori other municipal, county and statej offices.! Due to the enthusiasm manifest¬ed by students and faculty alike inthis club at Chicago, similar clubshave been organized at the CentralY. M. C. A. College, De Paul Uni¬versity School of Commerce, North-' western University at Evanston and• (Continued on page 4)ORIENTAL SOCIETYHOLDS THREE DAYCONVENTION HERESenior Cap & GownPictures Due April 1 Drama Group StartsWork on ‘Shore Acres’Rehearsals for “Shore Acres”, thetheir pictures tak- | spring production of the Dramaticand Gown. Seniors i association, will commence today atFriday, April 1 is the deadline forseniors to haveen for the Capmust pay two dollars at the Da¬guerre studio to have the picturetaken.If it is impossible for any seniorto have his picture taken by Friday,he should communicate with GilWhite in order that arrangementsfor space in the panel can be made j whichfor the picture.Approximately four hundred andfifty seniors are expected to havetheir pictures turned in by Friday.No charge is made for pictures tak¬en of juniors for activities. 3:30, Frank Hurburt O’Hara, direc¬tor of dramatic productions, an¬nounced yesterday. A cast of thir¬ty will present this early Americanrevival in Mandel hall April 28.The Dramatic association w'ill pre¬sent the play by James A. Hernewas given at the Mc-Vickers theater in the spring of1892. The production will be under¬taken by members of the associationin collaboration with classes ofNapier Wilt, assistant professor ofEnglish, and Frank Hurburt O’Hara. One hundred of the world’s lead¬ing scholars in the field of ancientNear-East civilizations will attendthe meeting of the .American Orien- jtal Society today, tomorrow and jThursday, on this campus. jDr. James H. Breasted, director jof the Oriental Institute, has invited 'the society to hold its annual ses¬sion in the Institute’s new museum.Piighty-four paj.ers will be presentedby delegates to the meeting of this ioldest learned society in the human¬istic field in .Amei ica. The papers jcover the recent investigations over !the entire Orient, from Egypt. Bah- ■ylonia, and the Near East, to India, jChina, and the more remote Pacific |islands. jAmong the distinguished gue.sts jof the Society at the meetings will ihe: Dr. Baron Max von Oppenheimof Berlin, who discovered and ex¬cavated the great Mesopotamia cityof Tell Halaf; and Dr. Sven Hedin,the most famous of present day ex¬plorers of Central Asia.Dr. Breasted, a past president ofthe society, will deliver the addre.ssof welcome at the initial sessionthis morning in the lecture hall ofthe Oriental Institute. {EXAMINATION BOARDPUBLISHES SET OFSAMPLE QUESTIONSON COMPREHENSIYESElxperts Base BookletOn Work of FallQuarterCOVERS FOUR FIELDSAnother step forward in the Uni¬versity’s new plan was taken yes¬terday with the publication of sam¬ple comprehensive examination ques¬tions in booklet form, as preparedby the Board of Examinations.In this fifty-five page pamphletthe freshmen have a concrete basisfor work in preparation for the ex¬aminations to be given June 8, 9,10 and 11. To old plan students andpossibly to faculty members thebooklet appears to be “an education! in a hutshell”, inferring, of course,that if the freshmen know every¬thing that the questions ask, theywill be walking encyclopedias, his¬torians, philosophers and scientists.One Thou*and Question*The questions, of which there areapproximately one thousand, haveI been based on the syllabi of the fourI introductory course syllabi for the1 work covered in the autumn quarterI of this year. They are, in fact,j sample questions of the type which; will be given in successive Junes,■ Septembers and Decembers. They' aim to encompass a good portion; of the fields of the biological sci-j ence.*:, the humanities, the physicalI sciences, and the social sciences.I A staff of examinations experts,: under the diiection of Professor L.I L. Thurstone, attends all of the lec¬tures and conferences and read thereadings of the courses. This thor¬ough method of approach insuredthe fairness and completeness of thescope of the examination questions.Two types of examinations havebeen used in the preparation of allof the questions, the essay type andthe short-answer type. The formeris answered by a written discussionof some problem or trend; the lat¬ter by yes-or-no, underlining, or theidentification of a diagram.In One Divi*ionGlancing at random throughpage after page of questions, eachof them a test for a certain amountof preparation on the part of thestudent, one might pick out the fol¬lowing:(In the humanities) “Suppose thefollowing statements had been pre¬sented to the typical educated Egyp¬tian of the Empire Period. Wouldhe 1) Rgiee, (2) disagree, (3) de¬bate, or (4) call meaningless.” The>are: Murder of a freeman is wrong;the earth moves around the sun; allproperty owners must pay taxes tothe government; marriage betweenclose relatives is wrong; and thechief aim of literature should be toamuse the reader.Stifler to AddressWest Coast AlumniJames F. Stifler. chairman of thecommittee on development of theUniversity Board of Trustees, hasleft for the West to address groupsof alumni on the progress of theUniversity in the past year. He isdiscussing- the new plan, how it isworking out, an^l exhibiting thecampus moving picture.The purpose of the trip is to keepthe alumni in touch with the Uni¬versity and the pi ejects it is under¬taking. It is the custom of thealumni office to provide speakersfor the sixty alumni groups scat¬tered over the University but a tripto the Pacific coast is rarely made.Mr. Stifler’s itinerary includesDenver, Colorado, San Francisco,iPnge Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MARCH 29, 1932iatlg MnxamFOUNDED lU 1901TH» OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THEUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Ssturdsy, Sunday and Ifondv,during the Autumn, Winter and Spring quarters by The DailyMaroon Company, 6831 University Ave. Subscription rates $3.00per year: by mail, $1.60 per year extra. Single copies, five-centseach.No responsibility is assumed by the University of Chicago forany statements appearing in l^e Daily Maroon, or for anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the postoffice at Chicago, Illinois, ur.Jer the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conferenc* Press AssociationLOUIS N. RIDENOUR, JR., Editor.in-ChiefMERWIN S. ROSENBERG, Business ManagerMARGARET EGAN, Asst. Business ManagerJANE KESNER, Senior EditorHERBERT H. JOSEPH, Jr., Sports EditorASSOCIATE EDITORSMAXIN-E CREVISTONRUBE S. FRODIN. JR.BION B. HOWARDJ. BAYARD POOLEJAMES F. SIMONlYARREN E. THOMPSONELEANOR E. WILSONSOPHOMOREJANE BIESENTH iMELVIN GOLDMANWILLIAM GOODSTEINEDWARD NICHOLSONTASULA PETRAKISROSEMARY VOLKMARGARET MULLIGAN BUSINESS ASSOCIATESJOHN D. CLANCY. JR.EDGAR L. GOLDSMITHSOPHOMORE ASSISTANTSSTANLEY CONNELLYWM. A. KAUFMANWALTER MONTGOMERYVINCENT NEWMANEDWARD SCHALLEREDITORSBETTY HANSENROBERT HERZOGDAVID LEVINEEUGENE PATRICKBERTHA BAKERROBERT ALVAREZJANE WEBERNight Editor: James F. SimonAssistants: Herzog and Patrick ary expression.” College editors are often unwise—frequently foolish.Nevertheless, we cannot but believe that ahands-off-until-something-happens policy of fac¬ulty CLiisorship, such as is practiced at this Univer¬sity and elsewhere in the Big Ten is, in the longrun, the wisest. Conducive to student initiative, itresults in the publication of pitifully few thingswhich might be regarded as better left unsaid. Wesympathize with the most recent victim of the sys¬tem, but it is by trial and error that we learn.—L. N. R., Jr. The entire publication staff ofthe Hunter college student paperwalked out when President JamesM. Kieran banned the further use ofcigarette advertising. Only two col¬lege dailies do not carry this typeof advertising. CALIFORNIA LEADS NATIONThe University of California leadsthe nation in enrollment of full¬time students with a total of 18,-341. Columbia follows with 15,109and Minnesota is third with 12,539. ROSALYN’S PLACECOMPLETE LUNCH 35cS8th at Cottaga GroveTuesday, March 29, 1932CENSORSHIPDuring the quarterly lull in our publication, oneof our editorial-writing brethren had the misfor¬tune to come under the axe, and that publicly, forsome statements alleged to have impugned thepurity of Northwestern university coeds. Leavingout of consideration for the moment the questionof the truth of the statements made by our unfor-unate contemporary, we are inclined to believethat he was, in the first place, insufficiently inform¬ed to make the sort of statement with which thedowntown papers credited him, and in the sec¬ond place, unwise indeed to make any sort ofstatement on which such an interpretation couldpossibly be put.Despite the battles against faculty censorshipwhich are waged by college newspaper associa¬tions, it is our belief that in the larger and moreenlightened universities of our land, faculty cen¬sorship amounts merely to friendly advice proffer¬ed when requested and widely-separated evictionsof editors following exhibitions of what might bematurely regarded as flagrantly bad judgment orbad taste on the part of the evicted editors. Pub¬lications, in general, are read by faculty membersonly after publication, and not before. Such cen¬sorship as occurs usually takes the form of lock¬ing the door after the horse has been stolen.Now it cannot be denied that undergraduatepublications are youthful, callow. The New Yorkerwisely remarked last fall, when the ColumbiaSpectator called football a "semi-professionalracket ’: “TTiey [college newspapers] are the realliberal journals of the country, because their edi¬tors are twenty-one. At twenty-one an editor hasthe lovely tart quality of the unripe. Socially heis conservative—more conservative, probably,than he will ever be again; but editorially he is arainbow of radical thought, largely, we believe,because of the suddent orgiastic pleasure of liter- I jHMBiHimHnitMHUMtiiiuMuwiniiuiiiitMininniinMiuttiiiaiiuiiiiiniiuiiiiiiiiaiiiniiuiiiiiiniuiiiuuuiiiiiiiiuuiiutuiniiiiuHiiHiThe Travelling Bazaar!BY FRANK HARDING jj iWhat with all the people wanderingaround with their tops down, of their cars !if you please, we’re apt to make some more 1wise cracks on how the spring makes the sapflow in one. Suffice it to say that we even sawOrin Tovrov mooning over a dandelion. Ro- jmantic soul that he is. We would like to de- iliver a panegyric on beer, explaining the careand art required for the spiking of a tall bot¬tle of brew for consumption on the backporch of some house on a warm evening. Edi¬tor, run out and fetch us a few bottles.» * *And there seems to be an undue popular¬ization of the Art Department, with everyonewe know taking either Artistic Experience ofthe Spanish People or History of FurnitureMaking. We saw a course in the schedulecalled Sumerian Incantations and we wantedto take it. Anyone taking it please raise hisright hand... We were at the Blackhawk lastSunday and it looked like a campus pepmeeting. You walk from one end of theroom to the other and ypu think of the oldListerine ads which advised handshakers towash their hands. Herbie Kay is using RayVane’s ‘‘Someone to Appreciate Me” ratherregularly and he has the best bass singer inthe city to do the lyrics. . . And who was thenitwit that stood around in front of Cobb thismorning asking the girls if they spoke tostrangers on the street? The girls always an¬swered “Oh no! ” and then he’d say, “Well,then shut up.” . . .Which reminds us of a gagthat usually works. Read a newspaper andthen look up and inquire of the person near¬est you if he ever heard of anyone gettingup at three in the morning to go horsebackriding. The answer is usually, “No, whowould be fool enough to do that?” and thecomeback is, “Paul Revere.”* ¥ *T. V. Smith was telling the story yester¬day of the fellow he once had in his classthat had always had a “B ” average. Thefellow, however, was flunking Prof. Smith’scourse so he was around to see what he coulddo about his grade. He was told that hewould just have to do his best on exams tofollow. The student claimed that he hadbeen doing his best and he has so far man¬aged to obey his rhother who cautioned himnot to get any new ideas when he was awayat school. He got an “F” for a change.Wednesday!The Phoenix comes out(slightly revised)The True Story number of the Phoenixwill be on sale this Wednesday. Whilethe issue is a little late because the oldbird had its wings singed, it still is yearsahead of college comics.Some of the stories are only half truenow, but regardless this issue is absolute¬ly and unequivoccally the funniest thathas hit the campus. While we havemore culture than Ballyhoo, Tch, Tch—nevertheless culture or no culture we hav¬en t left out the spice of life. There will be no advance in prices for jthis extraordinary number, so you must iget yours in a hurry. Remember past |issues that have sold out so completelythat you didn’t have a chance to get one ifor your grandchildren. Dont’ let that {happen again.XO'I li: If all the <;uys that asked me to letthem see the ma<facine, 7vill f>nt up fif¬teen cents apiece I unll hold a previeze ofthe mayazine at 8:00 o’clock Tuesday cve-iiiniuy at the Phoenix office.James J. Me.Mahon.15c—March 30 1 THE CAMPUS STORESforBOOKSGeneral BooksTextbooks—New and Second HandRENTAL LIBRARYStationery - Fountain Pens - C Jewelry - AthleticGoods - Pillows and Pennants - KodaksFilms - Developing and PrintingTYPEWRITERSBought - Sold • Exchanged - Rented - RepairedVisit Our Gift SectionStudent L^mps - Leather Goods - Imported PotteriesBook Ends - Wall Shields - Post Cards - EtchingsHand Wrought Brassware - Stationery andEngraved Cards - Greeting Cardsfor All OccasionsUSE OUR POSTAL STATIONThe University of Chicago Bookstores5802 Ellis Ave. (Ellis Hall) Room 106 Blaine HallOPEN TONIGHT UNTIL 8:00 P. M.NEW LIGHTS FOR THE OLD SCHOOLT^ical floo«lli|[htSiiK eollr|te library*rial fiatr, and fraternity houacNO FINER MEMORIAL CAN BE LEFTBY A GRADUATING CLASS THANCORRECT FLOODLIGHTING EQUIP¬MENT FOR CAMPUS ORATHLETIC FIELD^bi^RADUATES of recent years rememberthe veil of obscurity that settled over the campusat night—relieved only by a lighted windowhere and there and a few yard lamps. Notablestructures and cherished memorials were lostin the dark.It has fallen to college graduates—lightingengineers and specialists in the General Elec¬tric organization — to design equipment ideallysuited for the permanent illumination of cam¬pus buildings floodlights that give distinctionby night to library or fraternity house or classsift. Many of these engineers have rounded outtheir technical equipment in the Test Depart¬ment of General Electric, where the actualhandling of electric apparatus is the last stepin preparation for professional or commercialachievement either with this company or withone of the many public utilities. In this de¬partment, a first-hand knowledge is gained ofgeneration and distribution equipment and ofthe electric machinery used in modernizingindustry and transportation. And here theyoung engineer ^^finds himself^^ amid the op¬portunities for success that abound in the greatelectrical industry.95.894GENERAL® ELECTRIC/ iTHE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY, MARCH 29. 1932 Page ThreeTheGrandstandAthletebyHERBERT JOSEPH JR. BEGIN SPRINC GRIDDRILL TOMORROW THIRTY BASEBALL ASPIRANTS WALLOWIN MUD AS OUTDOOR PRACTICE BEGINSand if you COULDN’T tell anyother way, you would know that itwas spring because the time hascome for baseball, tennis, outdoortrack, playground ball, horseshoes,golf, and the creation of suppres-sible Phoenixes. The winter sportsare gone, and in case you want toremind your grandchildren someyear’s hence you can tell them thatthe winter of 1932 was very coldas far as Maroon sports were con¬cerned. The one exception werethe gymnasts, who won as usual,after giving the local enthusiasts aslight scare by losing two dual meets.• •the situation In Big Tencoaching circles has not changedsince last this sheet was issued ex¬cept that Iowa ha got itelf a newfootball coach, Ossie Solem by name.His name is indeed quite somethingin it.self. Ossie, for intance, mightstand for Oscar or O.swald, but justwhat his mother intended, we don’t Practice for Coach Amos AlonzoStagg’s forty-first spring footballsquad will begin tomorrow afternoonin the field just north of the field-house. Coach Sfagg will be assistedby Apitz, Lonnie Stagg, Norgren,and Sar” Horwitz. The coachingstaff has not as yet decided on ex¬actly what kind of drill the men willbe started on; but on Wednesday theywill begin two months of intensivetraining in football. This should raisenext season’s football hopes consid¬erably.From present indications therewill be a .squad of about fifty men.By yesterday afternoon over twentymen had signed up for the squad.This Ls in line with expectations, andwith last year’s results. A squadof this size should furnish satisfac¬tory nucleus for next year’s team.The first practice will be held to¬morrow’. However, it is necessarythat all men going out for springpractice apply for their uniformsthis afternoon.Stanford University will admit amaximum number of 500 Freshmennext year. Thirty candidates for Pat Page’s1932 Maroon baseball team splashedaround in the mud on Greenwoodfield for about three hours yester¬day afternoon and managed to makethe first outdoor practice of theyear a complete success by thor¬oughly “muddying” the clean uni¬forms which they had just receivedfrom the “mothballs” of the Bartlettgym storeroom. Eight veterans re¬ported for practice, the remainderof the squad which last year tooksecond place in the Big Ten Confer¬ence.In commenting upon the comingseason, Coach Page asserted thatpractically a new team will take thefield this year and that the only hopeful sign of the season is the factthat all candidates are scholasticallyeligible with the single exception ofCaptain Olson, veteran first sacker,whose eligibility is not yet a cer¬tainty.Four seniors return for their lastyear of competition, and if Olsonbecomes eligible Page will have fivethree year men to start the season.Buzzell, the southpaw right fielderwho was leadoff man on the squadlast year will be back in the “gar¬den” for another year. Howard, who understudied Cahill last yearbehind the bat is the only veterancatcher to report and Temple willprobably fill in at any of the threeinfield positions left vacant by thegraduation of seniors last year. Wil¬kins, another left hander, is both afirst baseman and utility fielder.The hitting strength of the team jwill be materially weakened by the iloss of Fish, Urban and Johnson who :graduated last June. All three men 1had batting averages above .350 and ;were together responsible for scor- jing a large percentage of Chicago iruns last spring. To develop anoth- jer winning team. Page admitted that'he is faced with the difficulty of !MARYLAND CAFEFood Excellent • Prices LowChinese - American Restaurant84fi E. 63RD STREETCompleteBreakfast 16c - upLuncheon 26c - upDinner 36c - upEXPERT TYPINGYour note book of last quartertyped at greatly reduced rates.MULLEN TYPING SERVICE1326 E. 57th St. Dor. 2896 uncovering new material to replacelast year’s hitting strength.Henshaw, the port sided nitcherwho stood the Conference “on itsear” as a sophomore last year re¬turns again to head the candidatesfor positions on the mound. FOR COLLEGE GIRLSAmi V Graduates or Undentradustes. Six' • • • months of thorough training—potinto a three months’ intensies course for girls tofeoknow how to study. Send today for Bulletin.Coorsec start October 1, January 1,April 1, July 1MOSER BUSINESS COLLEdE"7a« Buomsm CoUts* with o UuiuoniSs Atmmtpksrs"116 South Miehigau: Areuae, ChicagoPhone Randolph 4347Your OpportunityPACKARD SPORT COUPEBUICK SPORT COUPESTUTZ CONVERTIBLE COUPEand 25 others.Sport cars recently repossessed for small unpaid bal¬ance. Bring past due accounts up to date and take12 months to pay balance.Car Owners Finance Co.127 North Dearborn St.7th Floor Phone State 1919know. And when the wisecrackers(jet busy with his last name, withremarks about the Solem (n)football coach at Iowa” and such,the poor guy may become some¬what vexed. But maybe he’s been |all through that. , j* • * IIT’S ABOUT TIME Wisconsin be- igan to get organized. They’ve been jmessing around for .some little time : 99ooseynow for Thistlewaite’s succes.sor, and jhave gotten exactly nowhere. It’s jbeginning to look as if the whole jthing is a publicity stunt, and they jare trying to string things out in- jdefinitely. All right, it’s their own ,show. In the meantime, T|hlstle-waite (go.sh we hope he comes backto the Big Ten soon, we just go nutswriting his name) will direct spring ^practice there. His contrat has notexpired.Stifler to AddressWest Coast Alumni(Continued from page 1)son, Arizona, Houston, Texas, Dal¬las, Texas, and Little Rock, Arkan¬sas. He will return to the Univer¬sity on April 13.Beside speaking to alumni groups,Mr. Stifler is addressing civic organ¬izations in most of these cities.RAFF EDITS PHOENIX(Continued from page 1)L'opies into his car, and drove off.The copies were not destroyed, butwere shipped to Beloit, Wisconsin,where the Phoenix is published. Al¬though the cover was salvaged, the ipublication incurred a loss estimatedat $200.SETTLEMENT JAMBOREE(Continued from page 1)of a grand door prize. Each onewho enters will be given a check''■'th a number on it. Later on, adrawing will be made and the per¬son w’hose number corresponds willreceive the prize.THE SUBWAYDorchester, Corner of 57th St.All Meals 25cOur Daily SpecialtyPot RoastPotato PancakesApple SauceVegetable25cSandwichesLiver Sausage - Fried Egg -Ham - Cheese - Hot DogApple Butter5cStart the Day Right withOrange Juice 5c at theSUBWAY / Taste..1932. LfCGHTT & Myers Tobacco Co.the wayrr*S just what you’d expect Peoplewho enjoy the good things of life...are constantly looking for somethingbetter to eat and drink... and smoke.In cigarettes this better taste can comeonly from finer ingredients. Chester¬fields are more satisfying to the culti¬vated palate. For one thing, there’snever any attempt to skimp on Turk¬ish leaf.These richly flavored Turkish tobac¬cos are added with a generous hand.•Listen in...Hear the Chesterfield Radio Program.Nat Shilkret’s brilliant orchestra and Alex Gray,popular baritone. Every night, except Sunday.. .Columbia Broadcasting System .... 10:30 E. S. T.In fact Chesterfield’s new way ofmingling tobacco flavors and aromas isreally the equivalent of an entirely newkind of tobacco •. . one that combinesthe best qualities of Turkish and fineDomestic leaf.Perhaps you’ve noticed too, that thepaper in Chesterfields iswhiter...purer.It burns without taste or odor.Smoke Chesterfields whenever youlike... They’re mild and pure. They’llnever tire you as an over-sweetenedcigarette might easily do. Light up andsee for yourself. They satisfy!Four THE DA1LY.MAROON, TUESDAY, MARCH 29. 1932Will pay $1.00 each for 15 copicaof Lioradon'a Elementary Mathe¬matical Anlyais. Vol. I. U. of C.Bookstore, 5802 Ellis Ave. TT~TODAYon theQUADRANGLESWANTEiD - - Girl to work inneiirhborhood restaurant from 12to 1:30 and 6 to 7:3U daily in ex-chantre for meals. Miss Robinson.THIRTY FRESHMEN WINPOSITIONS ON MAROON(Continued from page 1)Daily Maroon has conducted a train-kig school for its Freshmen report¬ers. The training classes were be-Jun last year and were the first ofthis nature conducted by any uni¬versity or college newspaper.Twenty men and women werepicked from last year’s course, four-ieen of whom Tiave retained their^lositions on the staff and are eli-jrible for election to Junior positionsat the end of this quarter. Frankland ChoosesOfficers of HornerFor Governor ClubHILL'S CAFETERIA{ 63rdl and Woodlawn Ave.I Always Reliable for your Breakfast,j Lunch or Dinner., General Price Reduction inkeeping with the times.Spare-Time Coursesin Shorthand forCollege StudentsGregg College offers special spare¬time courses in Gregg Shorthand forcollege students. Classes at conven¬ient hours, days or evenings.Write for Free Book of FactaThe Gregg CollegeFor 35 Years the Home ofGregg Shorthand225 N. Wabash Ave., Chicago, III.Telephone State 1881She won't borrowyour pipe!Here’sOne Smokefor MENIET the little girls toy with theiilong, slim holders —let them parkscented cigarettes with their powdercompacts. That’s the time for youto go in for a REAL MAN’S smoke.And what can thatbe but a PIPE!jk There’s somethingW about a time-proven,companionable pipethat does satisfy aman’s smoking in¬stincts. You becomeattached to it —likethe V ay it clearsyour head, stirs yourimagination, puts a keen edge on yourthinking.And you know the heights of truesmoking satisfaction when you keepyour pipe filled with Edgeworth. It’sthe finest blend of choice, selectedhurleys. And its mellow flavor andrich aroma havemade Edgeworththe favoriteamong pipe to¬baccos in 42 outof 54 leadingAmerican collegesand universities.Edgeworth?You can buyEdgeworth The smoke you canwherever good call your owntobacco is sold. Or, if you wish to trybefore you buy, send for special freepacket. Address Larus Bro, Co., 105S. 22d St., Richmond, Va.EDGEWORTHSMOKING TOBACCOEdgeworth is a blend of fine old burleys,with Its natural savor enhanced by Edge¬worth’s distinctiveand exclusive elev¬enth process. BuyEdg eworth any¬where in two forms—Edgeworth Ready-Rubbed and Edge-worth Plug Slice.All sizes, I pocketpackage to $i-^opound humidor tin. (Continued from page 1)at McKinlock Campus, John Mar¬shall Law School, The University ofIllinois, Chicago Kent College ofLaw, Armour Institute of Technol¬ogy and many others are in the pro¬cess of formation at other schoolsthroughout the state.Frankland, president of the SeniorClass, who organized the club atChicago, ha.s directed the organiza¬tion of the clubs at the schoolsnamed above. He is the Chairmanof the Horner-for-Governor CampusClubs which is a separate divisionof the Horner campaign. This divi¬sion has headquarters in Room 619at the Hotel Sherman. By the endof this week, Frankland hopes tohave a definite organization set upin every college in the state whichwill endeavor to interest the stu¬dents of the school in the candidacyof Henry Horner. The Daily MaroonNight editor for the next issue:Bion B. Howard.Official NoticesClasses assigned to Cobb 210 willmeet as follows today:History 223 meets in Haskell 208.History 271 meets in Social Sci¬ence 122.Humanities sec. j meets in Cobb416.Humanities sec. r meets in Cobb309.Social Service 346 meets in Cobb308.Social Service 355 meets in Cobb308.Classes assigned to Cobb 211 willmeet as follows today:History 209 meets in Cobb 311.English 384 meets in Cobb 108.English 104 meets in Eckhart312.History 235 meets in Cobb 402.English 257 meets in Cobb 310.Tomorrow classes will meet a.<scheduled.Music and Religious ServicesDivinity chapel, at 12 in JosephBond chapel. “The Religion of the.\verage Man.’’ Dean Shailer Math¬ews.Lecture-recital on the program ofthe Chicago Symphony Orchestra..Assistant Professor Cecil Michener Smith, at 3 in the Chicago Theologi-I cal Seminary.Concert by the Chicago SymphonyOrchestra, at 4:15 in Mandel hall.Organ recital, at 5 in the Univer¬sity chapel.Meeting of the Student Sym¬phony Orchestra, at 7:30 in Ingle-side hall, room 201.^ MiscellaneousAmerican Oriental Society, Orien¬tal Institute Lecture hall. Fir.st ses¬sion: Addre&s of welcome. Profes¬sor James Brea.sted, 10 A. M.“Problems Concerning the Origin ofSome of the Great Oriental Reli¬gions.” Professor NathanielSchmidt, Cornell University, Presi¬dent of the society. II A. M. Sec¬ond session: “The Geographical-Gen¬etic Relationship of the Five CopticDialects.” P*rofessor William H.Worrell, University of Michigan. 2p. m.Medical seminar, at 4:30 in Bill¬ings M. 433. "Lipiodol,” AssociateProfessor Robert Bloch.Radio lectures: “United StatesHistory—Recent Period.” AssociateProfessor William Hutchinson. 8 A.M., on WMAQ. “Readings," AllenMiller. 10:45, on WMAQ. “Element¬ary Spanish,” Associate ProfessorCarlos Castillo. 4:30, on WMAQ.IMPROVE YOUR DANCINGAttend Claiwii «tTERESA DOLAN STUDIO<3t7 Gottace Grove AvenueMon. & Wed. Eveninn* at 8 S)0 o’clockAdmidnion .50c Phone Hyde Park 3080Private Lessons Any Day or EveninnLinn Praises HumaneProfessors in ‘‘'Post”(Continued from page 1)i that has been said and thought inj the world”—to use the criteria of' .Matthew .4rnold.I There are, obviously, many mis-1 fits in the classroom; yet tho.se mis-; fits are to be intructed, and thu.sneed “teachers 1 recruited andtrained and rewarded who are notscholarly but merely intelligent andhumane.” SKfiuMXid Di'triftGl^pONT HOTELC oilveiiltlit to and .'siiopping DistrictDINING ROOM SERVING EXCELLENT FOOD(Home C < < king Fi^ldMsively l at Rcasorwiblc Kate> in ConnectionWe Cater Especially to Fraternity and Club AffairsCheerful Well Fuiindhed Rooms at Elxtremely Low Rentals$7.00- 12.50Radio In Each,.Room - Full Hotel Service - 1032 E. 46th St.STUDENTS ARE GOING!Where?When?With Whom? 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