quadrangle clubPLAYERS TO APPEARIN ANNUAL PROGRAMTO AID SETTLEMENTBoynton, O’Hara DirectBenefit ProgramMarch I 0, I Iname BOXHOLDERSProminent students and facultymem hers have been cast for partsin three one-act plays which will bepresented in the annual protfram ofthe Quadrangle Players on March10 and 11 in Mandel hall for thehonelit of the University Settle¬ment.Choose CastsDean Chauncey S. Boucher, Mrs.Henry I). Sulcer, Allen Hast, andBetty Parker have been chosen asmembers of the cast for “The Ra¬zor's hMNre”, by Rupert Hughes. Theia>t of “Rose Windows’ , by StarkYounAT, includes Payson Wild, Mrs.\V. L. Bullock, and Mrs, Horace B.Horton, and L. P. Smith. Membersof the University Dramatic associa¬tion will offer the second campuspresentation of Thornton Wilder’s"Happy Journey to Trenton and( anulen”. which they presented firstin the Reynolds club theater last.November.Professor Edson S. Bastin, chair¬man of the department of geologyand of the faculty Settlement com¬mittee, is general chairman of thecommittee in charge of the pro->rram. Mrs. George O. Fairweatherami .Mrs. Edwin Aubrey are incharge of publicity. Mrs. ChaunceyS. Boucher is directing the sale ofboxes.Boynton DirectsProfe.ssor Percy H. Bioynton isgeneral chairman of production;Professor W. L. Bullock is directing"Rose Windows’’; Frank HurburtO’Hara is in charge of “The HappyJourney”. Mrs. William A. Nitze,Professor Algernon Cojemfin, andDr. Dudley A. Reed are working onproduction and properties, assistedby .Miss .Mary Walsh and HaroldDunkel.The first performance on March10 will be given for members of thefaculty; Friday night, March 11,will be student night. Reservedseats for either performance maybe secured at room 202, Cobb hall.I’lices range from $2, for box .seats,to r)0 cents.I’atrons and patronesses for thespecial faculty performance onMarch 10 are Professor and Mrs.Milliam A, Nitze, Professor andMrs. Ernst Freund, Mr. and Mrs.IJoyd I. Steere, Mr. and Mrs.(Continued on page 4) Twins, Age 60, FindThey Are Rare Cases, Mrs. Ada Case and Mrs. Ida Card[ have been twins now for sixty' years, so the novelty has ratherI worn off. But Ida and Ada have' suddenly risen to fame the past few! days, because Professor HoratioNewman of the Zoology department; discovered them and announced thatthey are very rare twins—sisters ofa type for which he has been search¬ing many years.It seems that the two ladies are, identical twins—developed from thej same cell—but they were raised inI different environments. Dr. Newmanhas discovered only five similar'cases, and if he can find several1 more like Mrs. Case and Mrs. Card,I he will be prepared to announce his; findings concerning the respectiveI influence of heredity and environ-I ment on the individual.\ Dr. Judd Speaks> At Convocation inChapel March 15Ticket* for convocation may beobtained in Mis* Wickham’* officeHarper M 12 from next Monday toi Monday, March 14. Three ticket*,! only, will be given to each graduate,i (Hiarles H. .ludd, head of the! .Achool of education and a Charle.sj S. Grey distinguished professor ofeducation, will speak at the 167thI convocation, .March 15 at the Uni¬versity chapel. His subject is“Scientific Studies of Education”.Preceding the convocation onMonday and Tuesday, a number ofI conferences, teas and receptions willbe held to commemorate the formalopening of the Graduate Educationbuilding. Reiiresentatives of Cin¬cinnati public schools, Ohio StateUniversity, University of Michigan,I Bucknell University, State Teachers* ('ollege, .Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Uni-i versity of Illinois, Columbia Univer-j sity, University of Buffalo, OberlinI college, and the University willspeak on various phases of.educa-I tion.i Mr. Judd has been professor andI head of the department of educa-I tion since 1909. From 1920 to! 1925 he was chairman of the de-I partment of psychology at the Uni-I versity, and Inglis lecturer atj Harvard in 1928. For two years,I he was professor of psychology andI director of the psychology labora-I tory at Yale University. He also di-j rected the summer school at Yalej for one year.i He is the editor of the Element¬ary school journal. School Review,Survey of the Schools of GrandRapids, Survey of the Schools of' St. Louis, Lessons in Communityand National Life^What to Do About Far East War?“Wait, ” Say University ProfessorsBY JOHN BAYARD POOLEJapan’s invasion 'of China, heranswer to the “hands off” demandsof United States and the League of.\ation.s has incited considerablecomment among members of thel‘oliti(al Science and Economics fac¬ulties of the University. The policy•omaining for America to adopt asneutral was characterized as oneol “waiting”, it being the concensusof opinion that United States hasoorTi]>letely exhausted all possiblediplomatic measures to bring about3 Sino-Japanese settlement.Associate processor Gideonse offfio Economics department express¬ed the view that any powers of ar¬bitration the United States did pos-were powers only in a legal^ense. “Our refusal to join the'Oague of Nations has served to ef-ectively tie the hands of bothfsUies and our only recourse in re-^^''d to the situation is that ofwaiting until hoslllltlefe aie over. Secretary Stimson’s ultimatumthat the United States would refuseto recognize a Sino-Japanese treatymade under duress is our last wordin the matter. The adoption of theultimatum by the League strength¬ens our positions but we can donothing, as a neutral, until hostil¬ities cease, and we shall undoubted¬ly remain neutral except in theevent of a military blunder whichcosts the lives of American citizensresiding in China, a blunder whichJapan will scrupulously avoid.”Frederick L. Schuman, professorof International Relations at theUniversity, further stressed thepioint that “oiJr relfusal to enterinto relations with the League ofNations toward insuring worldpeace has given us the single alter¬native of adopting the logical im'-plications of isolationism and with¬drawing from the far eastern im¬broglio until warlike activities have(ConitnitMi •• UWRENCE -SCHMIDTAND MARGARETEGAN Students Requested to \Caill for Art WorksTO HEAD COMMITTEEON STUDENT AFFAIRSMcGill to RepresentI Graduate StudentsI On BodyDETERMINE POLICIESLawrence Schmidt and MargaretEgan were named chairman andsecretary-treasurer respectively of, the new Student Committee on Stu-1 dent Affairs at its first meeting yes-I terday. James McGill, of the Grad-j iiate student’s club, represented theadvanced students in the Universityin addition to the eight undergi-ad-uates already designated by theDean of Students.The business of the committee wasj immediately considered and twomembers were appointed to workwith Chairman Schmidt in definingI the powers and policies of thenew organization. Margaret Egan, jsecretary-treasurer and one of theSenior representatives, and Rube' Frodin, Jr., of the Junior Class, metwith Schmidt following the regularmeeting and drew up a plan to bejiresented at the meeting of thecommittee next Tuesday.According to a statement from theoffice of the Dean of Students, thej committee (1) will take over theI functions of the old Board of Stu-j dent Organizations, Publicationsj and Exhibitions, (2) will act as anadvisory body to the Dean of Stu-' dents, and (3) will initiate such actsi pertinent to student activities a.s itI deems necessary. The Student Com-I mittee on Student .\ffairs has under¬taken its task, not as a ruling body,but as one which will coordinate va¬rious students affairs for the bestinterests of all concerned, Schmidtsaid yesterday.ADD EARLY LATINSCRIPT TO HARPERRARE BOOK ROOM All students who displayed pic¬tures in the student art exhibit, lastweek in the library and lounge ofIda Noyes hall, should call for theirwork as soon as possible at the of¬fice of Mrs. Alma P. Brook, head ofIda Noyes.Ninety-one pictures were chosenfor the exhibit out of 200 entries.Some of the rejected contributionsI and all those which were hung havenot yet been called for. Because ofthe limited space, it is urged thatthese be removed immediately.The exhibit, which was sponsoredby the University Studemt Socialcommittee, contained several phasesof art, including oil, water color,photography, lithographing, etching,pen and inks and sculpture.The exhibit of student talent wasthe first ever held at the University.Hutchins SpeaksAt Dedication ofSettlement GymPresident Robert Maynard Hutch¬ins, Dean Shailer Mathews, Thorn¬ton Wilder, and Professor ArthurJ. Compton, as well as Universitystudents and faculty members ofthe University Settlement Board,will participate this evening in thededication of the University Settle¬ment’s new .$40,000 gymnasium, at46th and Gross avenue, in the“Back of the Yards” area.The new building replaces aformer gymnasium whose roof col¬lapsed some sixteen monthte V^go.During this interval, the Settlemehtstaff and members of the Univer¬sity faculty interested in the socialservice center have been endeavor¬ing to raise the necessary funds torebuild this portion of the Settle¬ment plant.Julius Rosenwald, late UniversityI trustee, contributed $10,000 of theneeded amount, and Alfred D.Stern, Charles Swift, Harold H.Swift, Samuel Insull, Jr., MissShirley Farr, and other friends ofthe Settlement have made contribu¬tions.The Rare Book Room of Harper ihas received among other recent ac- jquisitions, an original fourth icentury Latin manuscript by a Ro- |man Senator, Symnachus, (340- |410). The book is devoted to a jcondemnation of Christianity incomparison to Paganism and is val¬uable because of the scarcity ofthis type of document. |Other manuscripts recently addedinclude lists of graduates of BrownUniversity from 1769-1795, and pu¬pils in Mrs. Capron’s fashionablePhiladelphia school of that period.A collection of clippings of re¬views and write ups of every play ]produced in New York during the 'last forty years is another addition. Pi-esident Hutchins will be themain speaker at the dedicatoty ex¬ercises, which begin at 8 on the mainfloor of the new gymnasium. Hewill be followed by Thornton Wild¬er, author and playwright, andShailer Mathews, dean of the Di¬vinity school and former presidentof the Settlement Board. ProfessorArthur J. Compton, now chairmanof this Board, will preside. Be¬tween 7 and 8, open house will be;maintained at the Settlement.The new gymnasium provides, be¬sides the large playing floor, amanual training room, two club-(Continued on page 2)Clark Depicts TrialsOf Banker’s Car^tEach week about a hundred orig¬inal nineteenth century plays pub¬lished by Samuel French and Thom¬as Lacy are added to the collectionof English plays. Douglas Jerrold’s“Black-Eyed Susan” and John M.Coyne’s “Box and Cox”, which camethis week, were the most popularplays of their time.CAP AND GOWNThe official deadline for gradu¬ating seniors to have individualphotographs taken for the 1932 Capand Gown has been set for March15 according to Gil White, editor.Club women may still have picturestaken during the week.It was urged by White that thosewho had not as yet secured appoint¬ments for sittings get in touch withthe Daguerre studios immediately.It will be impossible to secure pho¬tographs after the >6th, since theengraving contracts specify that pic¬tures be submitted not later thanthat date. “Banking is a business ill whichit takes a person longer to get any¬where than in any other busiiiesfe,”asserted Mr. Dunlap Clark, yester¬day in Haskell when he spoke onCommercial Banking. Mr. 'ClArk,who is assistant cashier of tht! Ctfh’-Jtinental Illinois Bank and Trpstcompany, was the ninth speaker inthe series of vocational fett6l^essponsored each Wednesday* bf theBoard of Vocational GuidapfHj^lpdPlacement and the Alumni, (Com¬mittee.“The credit and business extsh-sion departments are the best en¬tries for people who are trying toenter the business of banking,”stated Mr. Clark, “although the‘breaks’ that one receives counts agreat deal toward a person’s success.The period when men rose from of¬fice boy to the president of a bankis gone, and only through manyhard years of efficient work canone reach any small advancement»n the banking world.” Campus Views Three-RingCircus of Sport, DancingAt I-M Carnival TonightENTERTAINERSADD COLOR TOANNUAL SHOWStudent entertainers — ninety-seven of them—will provide one ofthe most spectacular shows in thehistory of Intramural promotionwhen the Eighth Annual WinterCarnival opens tonight.Three musical organizations willfurnish dance music and incidentalnumbers throughout the evening.The University band will make itsfirst appearance of the quarterunder the direction of Palmer Clark,with a personnel of fifty musicians.Harold Motherway’s eleven piecedance orchestra and the Deke housefive-man outfit will also play.Specialty musical numbers will begiven by Freddy Witmer, Black-friars pianist; Morris Feldman, pi¬anist; Mary Lou Cotton, HesterHempstead, and Caroline Brooks,vocal trio; and the Freshman Wom¬en’s Council, who will sing anddance in a musical comedy presen¬tation, “Gym Frolics”. In this skitare: Margaret Washburn, HelenHiett, Grace Graver, Agnes Spinka,Violet Elliot, Evelyn Carr, EthelSwanson, Valerie Webster, EdithPritchard, Bobby Storms, ArdysWalter, Peggy Rittenhouse, MabelChapman, Margaret Carlson, andBetty VanKirk.Wilton S. Clements, who has hadthree years experience as a profes¬sional performer, will demonstratetwelve American Indian magictricks. Jerry Jontry and Roy Blackwill work with the Deke orchestrain “Campus Quips.” Ashback, Ru-binson, Pink, Snick, Cohn and Zach-arias will offer the “Phi Sig Scan¬dals”.NINETEEN HONORGUESTS TO ATTENDFIRST MIRROR TEANineteen guests of honor have ac¬cepted invitations to attend the Mir¬ror tea Sunday between 4 and 6 inIda Noyes hall. All members of theorganization and those who partici¬pated in the production of “All’sFair” are invited.Guests of honor include: MissEdith Balwebber, Mrs. Alma P.Brooke, Mr. Carl Bricken, Mr.Charles Buckley, Miss GertrudeDudley, Mr. Mack Evans, Mrs.Edith Foster Flint, Orvis Henkle,Miss Florence Herzman, Art How¬ard, Russell Huber, Mrs. ElectraJones, Miss Berta Ochsner, Mr.Frank Hurburt O’Hara, Mrs. ThomasO’Hara, Mrs. Mina Schmidt, JeanSearcy, Miss Marion Van Tyle, andFrederick Woodward.The orchestra, cast, chorus, com¬mittees, “guest artists,” and stagecrew, have all been invited to thisfirst tea that Mirror has ever spon¬sored following a production. Theboard planned this as a means of ac¬quainting the people who have work¬ed on all the varioius phases involvedin presenting the annual revue.BLACKFRIARS MEETINGJuniors and sophomore managersin Blackfriars will meet with ChetLaing, abbot, and freshmen inter¬ested in all phases of the produc¬tion except acting this afternoon at3:30 in Reynolds theater.At this meeting, preparations forthe actual staging of the annualmen’s musical comedy will get un¬der way, and Laing will explainpossibilities for advancement in theproduction and box office depart¬ments to the FVeshman candidates.The Board of Superiors has begunthe editing of the manuscript,“Whoa, Henry”. Entrants to Compete forTrophies, Medals inThree SportsThe Eighth Annual Winter Car¬nival—a three-ring circus, an athlet¬ic panorama, a gymkhana, and aninformal dance rolled into one—willswing into action this evening at7:30 in Bartlett gymnasium underthe guidance and direction of thedivision of Intramural athletics.Ted Canty, famous announcer, willbe master of ceremonies.Three Sport CompetitionCompetition in three sports—wrestling, boxing and track,—willgo on simultaneously. Victors in thecontests will be rewarded with per¬manent possession of seven trophiesand a roomful of medallions. At 10—mats, jumping stands and boxingrings will be cleared away to pro¬vide a dance floor. Throughout theevening, fraternities, clubs and in¬dividuals will stage nearly a dozenskits, including American Indianmagic, a “grudge fight”, piano spe¬cialties, and music comedy numbers.The show officially closes at 12.Largest number of entries are en¬tered in the track competition, withtwelve events. Preliminaries insprints, hurdles and relays havebeen held earlier this week. Officialsinclude: Nels Norgren, referee; PatPage, Lonnie Stagg, Kyle Anderson,Larry Apitz, starter; Norm Root,former track captain; Hay Haydon,former conference high hurdleschampion; H. Alexander; G. Walk¬er; and L. W. Irwin.The order of events follows:Finals of fifty-yard low hurdlesfor freshmen; finals of fifty yardlow hurdles for upperclassmen;half-mile run for freshmen; finals offifty yard dash for freshmen; finalsof fifty yard dash for upperclass¬men; mile run (thirteen laps) forupperclassmen; three hundred yardrun for upperclassmen; mile run forfreshmen; six hundred yard run forupperclassmen; finals of quarter-mile for freshmen; club relays, twoheats; finals of Carnival relays.Boxing Champion*hip*In the boxing competition, thereare six University championshipbouts in weights ranging from 126pounds to heavyweight, as well asone “grudge fight” for glory alone.Hal Priess will officiate. The boutsare:126 pounds: Neuberg, Ponies,versus Shapiro, Ponies; 135 pounds:Gorman, T. K. E., versus Johnson,Kappa Sigma; 155 pounds: Holland,Ramblers, versus Ickes, BurtonCourt; 165 pounds: Porte, Phi B'.D., versus Heller D. K. E.; 145(Continued on page 2)Disarmament DelegateSpeaks Sunday NightA report from the International,Disarmament conference in Genevawill be heard by members of theChapel council and the Internation¬al Students’ association Sundaynight when Ben Cherrington, headof the Foundation for the Advance¬ment of the Social Scienes at theUniversity of Denver, addresses thegroups in Ida Noyes theatre. Thelecture, jointly sponsored by thecouncil and the association, will begiven at 8. Proceeding the lecture,members of the Chapel council willmeet Mr. Cherrington at supper inthe home of Dean and Mrs. CharlesW. Gilkey, 5802 Woodlawn avenue.Mr. Cherrington, who is stop¬ping in Chicago on his way homefrom the peace conclave, will speakon his own experiences at the con¬ference and the work that is beingaccomplished there.The main speaker at the Interna¬tional Students’ meeting in IdaNoyes hall at 6:30 will be DeanGordon J. Laing.i.i> ..uinwmipni.pmnii I j APtige Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY. MARCH 3, 1932Ulljf latlg iHarnunFOtJNDED lU 1»01TH» OFFICIAL STUDKKT NEWSPAPER OF THEUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPubliahed mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and MondVtduring the Autumn, Winter and Spring quarter* by The DailyMaroon Company, 5831 Univeraity Ave. Subscription rate* tS.OOper year: by mail, $1.50 per year extra. Single copies, flve-centseach.No responsibility is assumed by the University of Ctiicago forany statements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or ler anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon. ,Entered as second class matter March 18, 190S, at the poetoffice at Chicago, Illinois, unJer the Act of March S, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationLOUIS N. RIDENOUR, JR., Editor-in-ChiefMERWIN S. ROSENBERG, Business ManagerMARGARET EGAN, Asst. Business ManagerJANE KESNER, Senior EditorHERBERT H. JOSEPH, Jr., Sports EditorASSOCIATE EDITORSMAXINE CREVISTONRUBE S. FRODIN. JR.BION B. HOWARDJ. BAYARD POOLEJAMES F. SIMONWARREN E. THOMPSONSLEANOR E. WILSONSOPHOMOREJANE BIESENTPt MELVIN GOLDMANWILLIAM GOODSTEINEDWARD NICHOLSONTASULA PETRAKISROSEMARY VOLKMARGARET MULLIGAN BUSINESS ASSOCIATESJOHN D. CLANCY, JR.EDGAR L. GOLDSMITHSOPHOMORE ASSISTANTSSTANLEY CONNELLYWM. A. KAUFMANWALTER MONTGOMERYVINCENT NEWMANEDWARD SCHALLEREDITORSBETTY HANSENROBERT HERZOGDAVID LEVINEEUGENE PATRICKBERTHA BAKERROBERT ALVAREZJANE WEBERNight Editor: John Bayard PooleAssistants: Alvarez and Goldman entific curiosity which is the sine qua non of sci¬ence. TKe fact that science has unconsciously be¬come the handmaiden of industry is merely con¬venient because of the fact that it makes it easierto secure money with which to prosecute researchin pure science. CAMPUS TO VIEWI-M CARNIVAL INBARTLETT AT 7:30EUTHANASIANow that the Undergraduate council has quietlyeffaced itself, the idea arises that it might be agood thing if the Interfraternity council were tofollow suit, after it has established the rushingrules to its satisfaction. After the now defunctUndergraduate council, the Interfraternity councilis perhaps the most meaningless student govern¬ing group on the campus. It is meant to arbitratethe affairs of the fraternities, but most of its activ¬ities are colored by the most shameless campuspolitics that the quadrangles have known. More¬over, in William E. Scott, the administration hasa fair and responsble man to take care of fratern¬ity matters, and we believe that it may be truth¬fully said that all of the activities with which theGreek council might have been credited this yearare plainly traceable to Mr. Scott. This is, ofcourse, merely a suggestion, but we think studentactivities, in general, may be benefitted by euth-Thursday, March 3, 1932 (Continued from page 1)pounds: Goldman, Kappa Nu, de¬fending champion, versus Rafelson,Ponies, Intramural champion at Il¬linois two years ago; heavyweight:Storey, D. K. E., Pacific coast am¬ateur champion, versus Brislen,Alpha Sig, “C” man in football andswimming.Vin Sahlin, 165 pound championfor the past tw’o years, will meetNorm Becker, a champion last year,in a “grudge match.”Five w’restling matches will de¬cide University championships infive weights under the direction ofArchie Winning, former captain ofthe wrestling team. In the 118pound division. Barton, Kappa Sig¬ma, will meet Sarnet, Kappa Nu;at 135 pounds, Jorgensen, T. K.E., will face Rohs, Phi Pi Phi, at 145pounds, Cromer, Alpha Sig. willwrestle Craig, unattached; at 165pounds. Block, Phi B. D., encount¬ers Aldridge, Psi U.; and at 175pounds. Smith, D. K. E., will cometo grips with Bedrava, Lambda ChiAlpha, champion in the last wrest¬ling tournament. Del-Ores BeautySalonMr*. Frederick K. RsviliPARISIAN CHICApproach your evening’s social activiti^with the assurance, poise and allure of th»true Parisienne.No need to show the fatigue of bus! newcare* or shopping hours. Cone to our beautysalon for revivifying, toning, okin and complexion treatmenU—there will be a newsparkle in your eye*—the glow and charmof youth will be your*—delicate, delightful.Tuesday, Friday and. Saturday9 A. M. to 9 P. Af.S656 Kenwood AvenueTelephone Dorchester 1975FRIDAY NIGHTSCIENCE COMES INTO ITS OWNIt is the fashion today to be amazed by theprogress of modern science; Einstein is news ofthe highest variety, and Edison became the GreatAmerican Myth. Research workers assume apopular interest out of all proportion, it wouldseem, to the popular ability to understand what iresearch workers are about. Behind all of this jpublicity lies, we suppose, the lure of the unknown, ibut to a certain extent it is due to the fact that |the general public recognizes that it is to the re- |search worker that the comforts and conveniences ’of the present age are due. Pure science has comeinto its own.Industrial concerns divert part of their incometo the establishment of research institutes, wherepure scientists labor on whatever problem theychance to be interested in, without regard to the iapplication of any results at which they may ar¬rive. At the present, of course, such industrial in¬stitutes are a little embarrassed by the fact thattheir parent industry is not making as much moneyas it did, say. three years ago, but the fact thatthey exist at all is relevant to the present dis¬cussion.It has not always been so. Up until the mid¬dle of the last century, rule-of-thumb methodsdominated invention and industry. The scientistwas either a philosopher who sat down to do hiswork with no more equipment than an alert mind,or an earnest seeker after the Philosopher’s stone,who retired to an attic cluttered with furnaces andalembics to work his magics. Neither had anyprofound effect on the manner in which peoplelived. We have, of course, exaggerated the situ¬ation to some degree. Then Faraday made thefamous discovery of electromagnetic induction,demonstrated it to a group of statesmen, and madethe famous remark to one of the men who ap¬proached him after the lecture to ask what prac¬tical value the experiment had: “I don’t knowwhat practical use it has, but some day you’ll betaxing it.” For those who do not know, the prin¬ciple of electro-magnetic induction is at the basisof the electrical industry, the telephone, telegraph,radio, cable communication systems, and is im¬portant in almost every field of modern life. Itis perhaps the most eminently taxable principle-which has yet been applied to industry.Pure science has come into its own. It hasbeen recognized that answering questions of sim¬ply academic interest which men put to Naturebecause they want to know what sort of place theworld is, is not merely of academic value, but alsoof tremendous applicability to the problem ofturning the world into a more comfortable placeto live. This attitude, we believe, does not cheap¬en the pursuit of scientific learning in any degree.Our scientist is little concerned with the final pos¬sible applications of what he may run across inhis researches—often neglects entirely any consid¬eration of the existence of such applications—forhe is animated by a burning and constructive sci- j The Travelling Bazaar jI BY FRANK HARDING )iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiininiiiiiiiiiuiiiiuiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'iiuiiiiiiiniiiiiiimiiimmiiimniiiuiiuiiiiiiiMiMiiiiiiiiiniiiiuimiiiiiHmuuiProbably a good many people have beento the circle in Jackson Park where so manypeople park on nice balmy nights. We hopethere have been a lot and yet as representa¬tive for the National Organization of PublicMorals and Temperance we hope there havenot been too many there (Dualism, eh,what7). Some brilliant students once thoughtit would be nice to set an endurance contestrecord for the number of times it was possi¬ble to drive around the circle without stop¬ping. One of the most recent records wasabout 180 times, but day before yesterday,Kitty Garlic, Barbara Bell, and Chuck Far-well set out to blast that mark; and withGarlic at the wheel they went around some2 I 0 times. That’s the height of somethingand we want to know what.,» » *The question now is whether your life isor is not safe around here. The army tookover the Campus cops and gave them a testto see how good their aim was. The copsaveraged something like three hits out of ev¬ery hundred shots with a revolver. So if youfind a bullet in your soup you know who toblame.* » ¥Apparently we owe what might be calledan apology for a story we printed about LukeGalbraith and Hester Hempstead. That’swhat we get for believing everything we aretold. The story we told about the Prom wasall wrong and it was the other way around.It was at a recent Chi Psi party and Lukegot a date with Hester and she never showedup to go with him.¥ 4^ ¥Tain t so, honey. Tain’t so. Tovrov says“yes” but the Lord says “no.” In otherwords. Editor Tovrov was all wrong whenhe said that Wilder was leaving the Univer¬sity for good on March 19th. Mr. Wilder willbe back here to teach next spring. . .At theIntramural carnival there is a fellow goingto do a Thurston act in which he promises tosaw a dog in two. He now wants to borrowa dog for the purpose, promising not to hurtthe dog, which sort of gives the thing away. .Jane Kesner went over to register yesterdayand when she got all thru she found she wasenrolled in the Medical school. . .Yesterdayth rre was a car parked in front of the Presi¬dent s house with “The Fairie Queen” print¬ed in big letters on the tire cover . . . The SeaGull, better known as Art Howard, just call¬ed up the editor and inquired after ourhealth. Editor Ridenour informed him thatwe were slightly screwey and the Sea Gullsuggested that he take us over to some witchand have us rubbed with a lucky stone. . .And why doesnt* someone beat the doctorsand kidnap the next Lindberg baby> Hutchins Speaks atDedication of Gym(Continued from page 1)room.s, a roof gymnasium, a kitchen,a wrestling room, and shower andlocker facilities for the 600 boysand girls from the Settlement neigh¬borhood, who will use it.Armstrong, Furst and Tilton are ;the architects of the structure, and !Bulley and Andrews the contractors.Both firms contributed their srevicesat cost. Enjoy a riot of pleasure duringafter-theatre supper at Chicago’smost popular night club.DON PEDRO COLLEGIANSwill play dance music smoking hotDANCING Daily till 1 A. M.Saturdays till 2:30 A. M.Broadcast over KYW — N. B. C. ChainWednesday Night is Celebrity Night—and that’s what thestatistician does for industryDefinite knowledge of “where we are” and“what lies ahead” is as vital in business as inflying. For this expert navigating, the BellSystem has long relied upon statisticians.These men study present and prospectiveindustrial, economic and social conditions inall parts of the country. They gather facts—analyze them, correlate them, discover theirsignificance to the telephone business, drawguidance from them. They study and fore^ cast the changing requirements of the publicfor telephone service. They estimate theprobable future demand for new services,such as radio telephony to foreign lands andships at sea. They keep the executives advisedas to current progress towards the objectivesthus carefully determined.Only by plotting a course scientifically canthe Bell System continue to develop alongsound lines.BELL SYSTEMA NATION-WIDB SYSTEM OF I N T E R - C Q N N E C TI N G TELEPHONESL iUiiiiiiiiiiiliTheGrandstandAthletebyHERBERT JOSEPH JR.ONE OF THE BEST THtINGSabout the Intramural Carnival is thecovers on the program, drawn byHal Haydon, a big “ox” man. Thisyears' is reproduced on page four ofthis issue of “the campois’ great¬est newspaper”. You will noticea special section set apart for“Grandstand Athletes”. We aresomewhat at a loss just what tomake of this. Maybe we’ll start alaw suit or something. We’ve neverhad one of them things, and thislooks like as good a time as can be.******OF COURSE YOU’LL be at thehip event tonight. The low costmakes it most attractive for the menwho wish to bring women. Most at¬tractive. .“^nd the Carnival is oneof tho.«e things where people forgeta little bit of their sophistication,and have a good time laughing ateverything that goes on. Even ifthey shouldn’t.The decorations will be just won¬derful. .'^ays the I-M department, sothat ought to make it an all roundsuccess. And it’s going to be quitefunny to see some of thetie would-be he-men puffing around the track,trying to wring each other’s necksoff. and banging away at otherguy’s faces.IF YOU’VE ESCAPED such com¬mon afflictions a.** Athlete’s Foot,Halitosis, and B. O. up to this time,let us warn you of several otherthings you probably havy. or willget at some time or other. Just afew were pointed out to us theother day, and there they are: FatStarvation, Acidity, Smoker’s Teeth,.‘'epticemia. Pink Tooth BTu.sh,Starved Skin, Scalp Crust, AcidHeadache, Intestinal Fatigue, Bank¬rupt Nerves, Domestic Hands, andSmoke Sour. We’re thinking of.starting a contest.PFRIl.APS you were wondering,and probably you weren’t, why thegyrn meet with Wisconsin was can¬celled. The reason is a good one.The Badger gymnasts, due to in-jurie> and vacancies that could nothe filled, decided to disband. W'iscon-.'^in was one of the first schools inthe middle west to establi.sh sucha team, and has participated in theimport for 30 years.The HotelHayes64th and UniversityEVERY SUNDAY FOR35 CENTSKoa.st Young Northern Turkeywith Dressing and MashedPotatoesHuun 12 to 2 P.'M. — i:lS to 8 P. M.DAILY FOR25 CENTSOr.r of the following opociwla with^ Potatoes, Bread and Better‘ naked Premium Ham, Glazed SweetPotatoes- J'ilet of Baby White FUh, Tartare„ Sauce•' Praised Beef, Escalloped Tomatoea^ Koast Loin of Pork, Corn Sautet of Veal. Dreading_■ t nirken Pie with Salad'■ Lamb Chop, Peaa.every FRIDAY NIGHT FOR15 CENTSOld Faahloned Oyster StewlOe SPECIAL DAILYPork and BeansMaearoniSpaghettithe hotel HAYES"'ill invite some student and a^fiend for dinner every Sunday.This week’s guest, Mr. Ben^®gir of the Sophomore Class is^"ked to call at Maroon officeintroductory ticket.Watch this columneach thursdayi Mrini THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MARCH 3, 1932FRO^ HOOPST01S l Fro»A SwimmingTO RNISH ROUND I Squad Engages inROBIN TOURNEY Daily Workouts MATMEN PREPAREFOR BADGER MEETIN STIFF WORKOUTSchedule Two Games inFieldhouse forWeek-endThe freshman basketball seasoncomes to a close this week-end withthe playing of the two final gamesin a round-robin tournament. TheFreshman squad two weeks ago wasdivided into four teams, and a sched¬ule devised whereby every team iwould play each of the others, jgames being arranged for successive jweek ends. Each team has playedtwo games, the final encounters be¬ing booked for tomorrow and Sat¬urday in the fieldhouse. The Whiteteam meets the Greens at 3:00 on |the former date, while the Orange |and Blue squads terminate the sea- ison with a contest at 6:30, preced-:ing the Chicago-lllinois game, Sat- >urday.The Green team, composed ofMorris, Roseacrans, Pattenjm, Flinn,Baker, and Cimral, is leading thefield at present with two wins andno losses. They eased out a one- |point victory over the Blues in thefirst game of the tourney by a score ,of 26 to 25, and then went intoovertime la.st Friday to down theOrange team 27 to 25. Saik-ley, Clark, Voorhees, Lovett, and ,Seaborg, who compose the Blue ,team, after being beaten out by the jGreens, came back to swamp the |Whites Monday night to the tune Iof 62-10. jThe Orange men also have spliteven in their games: Finitzo, Carle, |Gottschall, Elkins, Pyle, Howard, and jPatterson won the Whites 32-27and then were taken by the Blues.The White squad composed of Ellis,Wehling, Storey, Cole, Merrifield, |Ayers, and Cullen lost both its I With hard daily practice sessionsj the Freshman swimming team isgradually rounding into form. Thesquad seems to have some promisingmaterial, according to Coach E. W.McGillivray. Scrimmaging with thevarsity team from time to time,the frosh water polo team has shownconsiderable improvement.In the free style, John Barden hasdone 100 yards in 58 seconds. El¬bert Hellam, another freshman, hasequalled this record. This is consid¬ered very good time for a first yearman.The outstanding breast strokeman in the freshman class is DanGlomsett. This man has alreadyequalled last year’s conference rec¬ord for 200 yards. Other breaststroke men of note are Joe Stoler,Chuck Dwyer, 1). J. Walsh, and H.Will. These freshmen are furnish¬ing Glomsett with strong competi¬tion.At least one good man' is doingpromising work in back strokeswimming. He is D. W. Brokoins.Several other free stroke men aredoing good work. Among these areGeorge Tool and George Nichol.The entire squad needs further prac¬tice in order to produce the neces¬sary strength for next year’s var¬sity team.games and has undisputed controlover the cellar position.Vorhees of the Blue men is lead¬ing the individual scorers who haveplayed two games. He scored 19points in the game with the Whites,pulling up from twelfth place tolead with 25 points, and enjoy thetitle given by Coach Pat Page of“supreme eagle-eye”. He is followedin the scoring by Morris with 19points, Saikley with 18, Gottschallwith 14, Seaborg with 14. Gabel Replaces ShapiroIn HeavyweightDivisionCoach Spyros Vorres put an ab¬breviated squad of wrestlers throughthe most gruelling workout of theseason yesterday afternoon as prep¬aration for an engagement withWisconsin grapplers at Madison Sat¬urday night.With Bob Shapiro, big footballman, just out of the hospital aftera private wrestling match with atroublesome nose infection, and sev¬eral other members of the squad atgrips with a heavy study program,Vorres sent a reduced group com¬posed of Captain Gabel, WayneRapp, Horn, John Heide, Bion How¬ard, Bernstein and several substi¬tutes through a complete scheduleof mat work.Gabel spent the better part of anhour exchanging holds with Rapp,Heide and Horn in succession in aneffort to get in rugged shape forthe heavyweight assignment whichhe will fill Saturday. He moves upfrom the 175 pound division to takethe place of Shapiro.Rapp and Horn, both of whomare showing rapid improvement,will divide the 175 pound, and 165pound job between themselves.Heide will compete at 155 pounds,Barton at 145, Sherre at 135, Bern¬stein at 126, and Lewis at 118.Wisconsin has lost engagementswith Minnesota and Northwestern,but Vorres appeared none too con¬fident last night of an easy victory.The matmen work out every dayon five mats in the basement ofBartlett gymnasium with a totalfloor space of approximately 1222square feet.The University of ChicagoSYMPHONY ORCHESTRABenefit ConcertforTHE UNIVERSITYSETTLEMENTMarch 4—MANDEL HALL—8:30 P.M.Tickets on Sale, Mandd Hall Box OfficePrices 25c and 50c Page ThreeSTEVENS - —News for Co-eds!Coats of Worambo Fabrichave always cost $49.50 to $125here are coats ofWorumbo’sYama Clothphenomenal atSwagger models orVionnet’s dressystyle, we have themboth! You’ll simplylive in one of thesecoats this Spring!And they’re exclu-with us fromnow on.Every Coat bears a reg¬istered serial number foryour protection. Stevensstands behind it as alwaysand Worumbo gives ad¬ditional guarantee.New Beige TanSwagger Corsair BlueJr. sizes 11-17. Sizes 12 to 40COATS—THIRD FLOORCHAS A- STEVENS & BROS19-25 N. STATE ST. STORE OPEN 9:30-6Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY. MARCH 3. 1932HILL’S CAFETERIA63rd and Woodlawn Ave.Always Reliable for your Breakfast,Lunch or Dinner.General Price Reduction inkeeping with the times. QUADRANOE CLUBGIVES YEARLY SHOWTO AID SEITIEMENTWE DESIRE one or two out¬standing students classed asleaders to whom we will givea very attractive proposition,they to lease pleasantly furn¬ished rooms to their friendsand fellow students. Highly de¬sirable University location. At¬tractive new lobby. Full de¬tails on application. Send re¬plies to Daily Maroon, Box O,Faculty Exchange. Boynton, O’Hara DirectBenefit ProgramMarch 10, 1 1 TODAYon theQUADRANGLES Announce Tarpon ClubElections Held March 1HERE BOYS!1004 RESTAURANTGOOD MEALS35 and 40 Cents- - also - -55, 65, and 75 CentsSpecial Sunday ChickenDinner 65 CentsTable d’Hote dinners1004 East 55th St. (Continued from page 1)George 0. Fairweather, Dr. andMrs. Fred L. Adair, Professor andMrs. Arthur H. Compton, MissShirley Farr, Dr. and Mrs. DallasB. Phemister, Mr. and Mrs. WalterLichtenstein, Mrs. Frederic Wood¬ward, Mrs. Charlotte Hirschl, Mr.and Mrs. Rollo Lyman, and Dr. andMrs. Philip Miller. Special blocksof six seats in the front rows arenow being reserved in lieu of boxes,all of which have been reserved.What to Do AboutFar Eastern War?‘ ‘ W ait’ ’—ProfessorsSPLENDID INCOMEforMEN OR WOMENPART-TIME WORKWork is dignified, pleasantand brings you in contactwith our best families.Must be well-dressed andover 21 years of age.Write VICE-PRESIDENTSuite 1111-1119105 W. Monroe St.Chicago (Continued from page 1)ceased.”Both Professors Mott and Kerwin II have pointed to the grave internal |difficulties, both financial and polit- jical, with which Japan is faced as |justifying an American policy of“waiting”. Unless Japan makes aw’hirlwind conquest of China, thealready deficitory budget underwhich the belligerents are operat¬ing will bring the Japanese to seekconcilliatory measures, they say. Inthe event of financial aid fromabroad, the government at warmust still contend with the dissatis¬fied communistic and labor factionsat home. At all events, both menvoiced the opinion that the UnitedStates must wait until after hostil¬ities are over to hold accountablethe Japanese infringements of com¬mercial and diplomatic neutralrights. The Daily MaroonNight editors for the next issue:Rube Frodin, Jr. Assistants: Rob¬ert Iierzog and William Goodstein.Undergraduate OrganisationsWestminster club tea, 4:30 inIda Noyes hall.Music and Religious ServicesDivinity chapel av 12 in JosephBond chapel. “The Psychiatrist, thePastor, and the Cure of Souls”, As¬sociate Professor Charles Holman.Divinity School Public Lecture:“What Does the Awakening of theOrient Mean to Us?” Dr. FrederickStarr, Joseph Bond chapel, 4:30.Reverend N. J. Gould Wickeywill preach at the Monday Lentendevotions in Thorndike Hilton cha¬pel.The University Symphony Orches¬tra will rehearse at 6:30 in Mandelhall.Musical V'esper service at 5 inthe University chapel.Four Religious dramas: SeminaryPlayers and the Y College Players. |Graham Taylor hall, 7:30 P. M.Departmental OrganizationsLe Cercle Francais, La MaisonFrancaise, 5810 Woodlawn, 4:30 P.M.The Social Service Administra-tioh Club, 800 South Halsted Street,7:45 P. M. Tour of Hull House.The Socialists Club, Social Sci¬ence Assembly, 8:00 P. M. “An Idealof the Good Life”. Professor A.Eustace Haydon.The Bacteriology Club, RickettsoHh, 4:30 P. M. “Carbohydrateetabolism of Pathogenic Bacteria;Pl-oducts and Methods for TheirQuantative Determination”. Assi.'Jt-4fit Professor Theodore Friedemann.Miscellaneous‘Radio Lectures: “Colonial Litera¬ture: An American Don Quixote—Modern Chivalry”. Professor Per- Tarpon club elections were heldTuesday in conjunction with theelection of W. A. A. officers withthe following results: President,Laura Cook; Vice-President, RuthBarnard; Secretary, Gertrude Fox;and Treasurer, Pearl Foster. Tar¬pon representative to the W. A. A.board will be elected at the regularmeeting Friday noon in Ida Noyeshall.QUALITY vs PRICEThe epidemic of “Bargain Sale Prices”will not make us meef this so-called com¬petition by changing bur policy. We be¬lieve that economic sttess is no reason tolower our standard, r We will not bedragged into any whirlpool of price cut¬ting. ^If business volumi is dependent on“Bargain Sale Prices’l because of poorfood and inferior foc^ preparation, wechoose to do less veflume. Quality de¬mands its price, and The Maid-Rite willnot compromise with Equality.Our patrons have sfiown us they musthave the highest qitfility of food andservice at a fair priedwnd our success inthe past four years is|Positive proof thatwe have met their evlry requirement.We have always Inaintained a fairprice structure and have regularly beenamong the first to pas| on to our patronsbenefits received from commodity pricefluctuations in quality products.Maid-Rite Sandwich Shops, Inc. cy Boynton. Station WM.4Q, 8:00-8:30 A. M. “Readings”. Allen Mil¬ler. Station WMAQ, 10:45 A. M.Public lecture: “Medicine.” Dr. J.B. Herrick, Profe.ssor Emeritus of.Medicine. Pathology 117, 3:30 P.M.The Cosmos Club, Harper Assem¬bly room, 4:30 P. M. “The FarEastern Conflict: The Position ofJapan.” Dr. Isanu Tashiro.Lecture sponsored by the under¬graduate chapter of Phi Beta Kap¬pa, Classics 21, 7:30 P. M. “Mourn¬ing Becomes Electra.” AssistantProfessor Fred Millett.The Westminster Club, Ida Noyeshall, 4:30 P. M. “The Place ofChurch Affiliation in the ReligiousLife of the University.” Dean('harles W. Gilkey.The Eighth Annual IntramuralCarnival, Bartlett gymnasium, 7:30P. M.Official Notices: RegistrationStudents whose names begin with:N, P, T, X, Y, Z, 8:30 to 11:45;A, F, G, J, I, 1:30 to 4:15. NEW..IN LOOPCAFE de ALEX80 West Randolph St.Everything is so different—the food, entertainment.Dance Orchestra.We feel sure you will like this unusual cafe.Evening Dinners to 9:30 — $1.50No Cover or Minimum Charge at Any TimeGarcia Sands Orchestn1Friday night is Cuban Carnival Night.Tango Contest, Prizes, Souvenirs, andMiniature Horse Races.Dancing 6:30 onFloor Shows 7:30 - 9:30 - 11:30 - 12:30 - 1:30Telephone Andover 2438Management Daniel AlexanderFOR S.4LK .-V Dype edition ofShakesiH-«rc. Id vols. Morocro.I-ik«' new. Wonderful Itaryain. N.W. I’eteraon. 6dl2 Harper Ave.Doreh. 4Z42. WANTED — Girl U> preparehreakfast and dinner for room andUiard in private home. Mixs Kod-inson.W.ANTED Woman physicianfor trirls' camp in MichiKan. iMi».<tRobinson. WANTED Girl to cook dinnerand do small amount of liirh'housework in exchanae for dinnerand small salary. Miss RobinsonDon’t Miss the Carnival Tonight!Bartlett Gym Tonight 7:30 50c