^03 WOMoo 9TTi I^T^TJJOVol. 32. No. 78. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY. MARCH 2, 1932SEITIiMENT HAILSNEW $40,000 BOYS’ Mirror Hostess at TeaFor Members Sunday EDWARD PRICE BELL,FOREIGN NEWS HEAD,GYM AS TRIBUTE TO j those who participated :i:.".:;:GiYEs moody talkchoru.s, orchestra, worked on pro- |duction or business committees, as¬sisted as the stage crew, or wereguest artists in “All’s Fair”, areinvited to the Mirror tea Sunday af¬ternoon from 4 till 6 in Ida NoyesMCDOWELL, CARROLLCeremony Tomorrow toCrown I 6 MonthStruggle hall.The tea, the first ever given forthose who produced the annual re-_ . .. p.|v,^ I being given to more thor-replaces old BUILUINCa oughly integrate those who workedI on the 1932 show with each other,by warren E. THOMPSON ; jj^d to meet the fifteen guests ofThere is an atmosphere of ex- , honor who have been especiallypectancy today. Back of the ; invited to attend because of theirPartis.’ After sixteen months of interest and cooperation in the Mir-planning and supplication, the Lni-| Dues may be paid at this time,vcrsity 5?ettlement will dedicate itsnew $40,000 Boys’ gymnasium to- ‘Fidelity to Freeman” IsKeynote of HisIdealism FEDERATION, W.A.A.,Y.W. ELECT HEADSFOR PRESENT YEAR R.O.TC, BattalionPreens for ReviewBY ALBERT ARKULESEdward Price Bell, the distin¬guished foreign correspondent, whospoke last night in Mandel hall un¬der the auspices of the WilliamVaughn Moody foundation, can bestbe understood and—if I may add—appreciated by the anomalous posi¬tion that he has accepted in Amer¬ican journalism. For a period ofThe production just finished, “All’s ! almost twenty-five years chief ofF'air’’, was presented in Mandel hall i the Chicago Daily News’ foreignmorrow night. The occasion means F’ehruary 2fi and 27. j news service, he has engaged in thati responsible capacity an intimate andthe addition of a large, useful struc¬ture to the facilities of this socialcenter which carries the friendshipand the helpfulness of Universityfaculty and students to this drabarea about 46th and Gross streets—an area separated from the rest of('hicago by a square mile of pack¬ing plants and stockyards.An old blacksmith’s shop stood onthe site of this new gym—not morethan a generation ago. When the.'Settlement was first founded, amidthe saloons of “Whiskey Point” andclose to the foul arm of the Chi¬cago river known as “BubblyCreek,” this old shop was converted Board of StudentAffairs Meets forFirst Time TodayThe newly-created Student Com¬mittee on Student Affairs will holdits first meeting today at 3:30 foithe purpose of oi ganization, Achairman and secretary will beelected, in addition to any other of¬ficers the body desires. j historically impressive associationI with the outstanding figures of Eu-I ropean affairs. It is not strangeI then that his colorful career makestoday somewhat of an alien figurein the American scene. For theI place that Mr. Bell occupies in thesphere of the profes.sion is one more: in keeping with a European tradi¬tion—a tradition that has broughtJ to flower such rare, courageous edi-! tors as St. Loe Strachey, CharlesP. Scott, for more than two genera¬tions editor of the famous Manches¬ter Guardian, and James Garvin,I present editor of the London Ob-In that European tradition, Mr.nated by a high idealism and moralintegrity, fortified by a broadIn addition to the eight uncler-into the first “gym”—a necc'.ssary ^ graduates who were apiiointed to server,adjunct for the expenditure and di- the committee last Friday, Georgerc'c'tion of the energy of those A. Works, Dean of Students and „ v. uyouths who filled the streets of Pack-I b niver.sity F.xammer, has named , ^ ^ I , . , ^ingtown. A more permanent struc- ! three faculty members to serve onturc was built later, but in October, the body in an advi.sory capacity.l'.L30. the roof of this Imllding col-' They are: Frank Hurburt O’Hara,lapsed. That was a major discour- ! director of dramatic productions,agenient, out there. i Garl Bricken, assistant professor ofMcDowell. Carroll Conceive Project William E. .Scott, a.ssist-But Miss Mary .McDowell, head j ^he Dean of Students. Theseresident,—wasn’t she known as“Fighting .Mary?”—and Miss .Mollie > power.Hay Carroll, new’ executive head , Decide on Maroon Plan F eutch wanger, Willard,Miller SelectedBy WomenThree women’s activities electedofficers yesterday from 9 till 4:30in Ida Noyes foyer:F^ederation announces the ap¬pointment of Ruth Willard as chair¬man for 1932-33. She has been amember of the executive council, ofthe second cabinet of Y. W. C. A.,a member-at-large for Racket, wom¬en’s tennis club, won the Univer¬sity women’s tennis cup in 1930,and was co-stage manager for Mir¬ror last year.These four women were voted totwo-year offices on the executivecouncil: Lois Cromwell, GeraldineSmithwick, Lorraine Watson, andRuth Works. The chairman andcouncil assume their duties immedi¬ately following the installation cere¬mony next Tuesday at 8 in IdaNoyes hall. Lydabeth Tressler,Federation .secretary, represents theorganization on B. W. O.Y. W. C. A. members selectedMartha Miller as president; Mar¬garet Brusky, vice-president; Elea¬nor Wilson, secretary; and MarionHarkins, treasurer. The old andnew officers will elect the ne’wfirst and second ca’oinet membersbefore the end of this quarter. Withthe election of Martha Miller as Y.W. C. A. president, she lesigns herduties as a member of the Federa- I Battalion review for the winter} quarter and a competitive gunj squad drill will entertain membersj of the R. O. T. C. and their guestsI today at 3 in the 122nd Field Ar¬tillery Armory at 53rd street andCottage Grove avenue. CaptainHepple will command one battery,while Captain Nardin will managethe opposing force. The drill squadsare chosen from the regular Mili¬tary Science classes.Robert Garen, head of CrossedCannon, Military honor society, yes¬terday announced the election offour new members. They are:Laurence Goodenow, Kappa Sigma,and a member of Blackfriars;Thomas H. Wason; Robert C. Hep¬ple, Delta Upsilon, and a memberof the Intramural staff: ana DanielStok, Lambda Chi Alpha, EDGAR I. SCHOOLEY,VETERAN PRODUCER,WILL DIRECT FRIARSHOW ‘WHOA HENRY’Has Managed Shows inUnited States,CanadaFRESHMEN WILL MEETAnnounce PatronsAnd PatronessesFor I-M Carnival.And it was in that tradition that heimparted to his audience la.«t nighthis message.faculty members will have no vot- ! The keynote of Mr. Bell’s ideal- jism wa.« summed up in the phrase |thoughtful, scholarly understanding I executive council,and knowledge of men and events. | Esther Feutchwanger is presidentof W. A. A. for 1932-33; GertrudeF’enema, vice-president. Esther Web¬er, secretary, and Marion Badgley,treasurer.Esther F'eutchwanger is an upper-“fidelity to the freeman.” The ethi- cla.ss counsellor, member of Chapelre.'«idi'nt, pooled their indomitable | meeting tomorrow the jI cal conception that he embraced i.<noi new, to be sure. The relation Council, and Junior representativeon the Student Settlement Drivecomanittee. She was hockey repre¬sentative on W. A. A. board this last(Continued on page 3)courage and energies, secured the Student Committee will or will not ^as already been defined in the es-ac ung o e ■nivti.si yet cognizance of i he Daily Ma- ^eem and prestige once held by suchnunt Hoard in their plans to re- ^he reorganization of (Continued on page 4)Fuild the gymnasium larger and fin- , student activities. This plan in- —or than before, and tomorrow night a Board of Dramatic and Mu-' - TriI7A.inr C \/lV/IDl_I/^lVT V IMthese two women will view the sue-, o,.^rani7.ations, a Student Pub- STUDENT SYMPHONY IN SLCONUoossful culmination of many months’ Company and a Student So-toil upon their part to .secure the , Committee, in addition to the' CONCERT FRIDAY IN MANDELneces.sary fundsThe erection of the new gym¬nasium is another step in the trans¬formation of this neighborhood"hich University social scientistsand Settlement board members havebeen slowly achieving. There areooment sidewalks in Packingtown,now. and the houses are above thestrict level. The blacksmith’s shops‘•re gone, along w’ith the saloons,garbage dumps, fields of dryingbristles, and other ugly sights. In-^toad of the schools of crime whichLxi'^ted in the environments of aformer day, the Settlement and its Committee on Student .\ffairs,which has already been estalilished.The .Student Publishing Comiianywould juiblish a daily, monthly, an F2ighty-ftve musicians \l|ill com- I Phillips, Seraphine Brunetti, Ver-prise the University Symphony or- I non Lamb and Charles Buckley,chestra when it plays its second! Second Violindirectorv and handbook. The ! campus coneert from the Mandel ; .Albert Kaufman, principal, Mrs.company would have the sole au¬thority to ])ut out any official under¬graduate publication. The presi¬dent, or i)ul)lisher, would be respon¬sible to the Dean of .Students foi-the conduct of these i)ul)lications. hall stage FYiday night at 8:30. Tic-i Warren Wright, Franklin Juvinall,gymnasium offer organized(Continued on page 2) The members of the Student Com¬mittee on Student affairs are: Ches¬ter I.aing, Lawrence Schmidt, Mar-gaiet F’gan, Fdizabeth Merriam,Rube F'rodin Jr„ Molly Mason, Eu¬gene F^oster, and Rosemary Volk. kets for the concert, priced at fiftyand twenty-five cents, are now’ onsale at the Mandel hall box officeand in (^obb 202. Proceeds will bedevoted to the University Settle¬ment.Mozart’s “Seicnade” will be thefirst selection on the program.Symphony Orchestra Plays UnusualArrangement of Familiar Bach MusicBY ALFRED V. FRANKENSTEIN After a .slow movement from oneBach, Beethoven and Wagner . of Bach’s violin sonatas, played bymade up the progi’am of Mr. j the .strings of the orchestra, weStock’s concert at Mandel hall yes- i heard one of Bach’s greatest com-ferday afternoon. There wa.s more'iiversity in the Bach than usual,three separate works having beenplayed. The first of these was aP'l'lude, chorale and fugue put to-gether for orchestral purposes byf^’iniann Abert. It is the sort ofI’lodiiction that causes the puristsI’age, for the chorale is Abert’s'•"n and the prelude and fugue do""t helong together.furthermore Abert has had tfi'el^’merity to insert his own choralein the midst of Bach’s fugue,'d Abert’s skill was such that he^ Yiot outrage his material. On the^untrary, added somethingistinctly valuable to the orchestralB^erature. positions, the pa.ssacaglia and fuguein C minor, arranged for orchestraby Mr, Stock. It is easy to under¬stand why both Stock and Stokow¬ski have orchestrated this giganticwork. Its enormous proportions andthe amazing twist and weave of itstexture challenge the modern or¬chestra as scarcely any other organmu.sic can challenge it.And yet it seems to me that anorchestration of the passacaglia andfugue is one of those artistic proj¬ects that is more exciting In pros¬pect than in achievement. The workwas made for the organ and to theorgan it belongs. No orchestral ver¬sion can quite equal the original.(Continued on page 2) F’rapck’.s “Symphony” and “EspanaRhapsody,” by Chabiier, are the'other two compositions to be played.The students and faculty who willplay in the orchestra Friday eve¬ning are as follows:First ViolinHarold Laufman, concert meister,Katherine Kuss, principal, and Hel¬en Schutzbank. Martin Schutze, Irv- Mr.s. John Matter, Gloria Leveii,.\lice Davis, A, Warner, C. Blumen-.■<tock, Edith Small, riiarlotte -Xd-land, Harriett F'indley, Eugene Ad¬dison, and Alvin Jablon.ViolaMartin Kamen. principal, F^'red Seventeen patrons and patronesseswere announced yestei’day by Intra¬mural department for the EighthAnnual Intramural Carnival to beheld tomorrow at 7:30 in Bartlettgym.They are: Mr. and Mrs. Amo.sAlonzo Stagg, Sr., Mr. and Mrs.Charlton T. Beck, Mr. and Mrs. A.J. Brumbaugh, Mr. and Mrs. Wil¬liam J. Mather, Mr. Walter G.Preston, Dr. and Mrs. Dudley B.Reed, Mr. and Mrs, George W.Works, Mr, and Mrs. William E.Scott, and Major and Mrs. T. J. J.Christian.Six skits have been arranged forCarnival night by campus organiza¬tions, clubs, and fraternities. Theywere selected by Palmer Clark, director of the band, as the best ofthose at the tryouts last week.Need a DogThe Intramural department needsa dog! Wilton Clements, Sigma Al¬pha F^psilon, professional Indianmagician will perform Thurston’s, trick of sawing a dog in half, aspart of his skit tomorrow evening.Several other American Indiantricks will also be presented on hisprogram, inclu<fing “The Magic Ar¬row” and “The Thunder Bird Flggs”.The Deke skit will include theDeke orchestra of Roy Black, JerryJontry, William Heaton, Ora Pel-ton, and John Roberts. They willfeature several novel song hits.“Gym F’rolics” will be presentedby the Freshman Women’s Council.Those taking part in the programinclude: Margaret Washburn, HelenHiett, Grace Graver, Agnes Spinka.Violet Elliot, Evelyn Carr, EthelSwanson, Valerie Webster, EdithHaines, Wylie B. Smith, Allen Car¬ter, P. Lehnoff, Mrs. Pettijohn, File- Pritchard, Bobby Storms, Ardysnnor Silber, and G. Schutze.CelloJames Kann, principal, S. A.Daniles, Virginia Swanstrom, LouiseWalbourne, Alex Elson, Paul Kruse.Gene Gubser, Gus Malm-strom, andGeorge Sopkin.BassStanley Mourant, principal, Ern- Walter, Peggy Rittenhouse, Mabel(Continued on page 4) A meeting for all freshmen in¬terested in the production side ofBlackfriars will be held tomorrowat 3:30 in the Reynolds club thea¬tre, Chet Laing, abbot, announcedyesterday.Edward Schooley, head of Schoo-ley Production Inc. of Chicago, andproducer of shows all over theUnited States and Canada has beenchosen-^s the director for the annualBlackfriar production “Whoa Hen¬ry”. Schooley was chosen by theBoard of Superiors after interview¬ing numerous producers from allover the country.Directs Canadian PageantSchooley Inc. employs five pro¬duction companies traveling all overthe United States -putting on reg¬ular performances in theaters andfurnishing acts for other produc¬tions. Schooley has been engagedby the Canadian government to man¬age the pageant, revue, and circusof the Canadian National Expositionthis fall at Toronto, Canada.He last year directed the Hares-foot show put on by the men’s mu¬sical comedy league of the Univer¬sity of Wisconsin.Showman 35 YearsHe has been in the show businessfor thirty-five years, starting in theajnateur line in Miatoon, IlUnois,^From this he graduated to reper¬toire and stock. He said, “I haveplayed everything from Shakespeareto burlesque, in theaters, schoolhouses, lodge halls, and anywhereit was possible to put on a show.For seven years I traveled fromcoast to coa.st in the days when thefootlights were oil lamps.”He has worked with many nowfamous movie and theatrical starsincluding: Raymond Hitchcock,Elsie Janis, Van and Schenk, SophieTucker, Hal Skelly and Sally Field.Directed “Sweet Sixteen”Schooley Inc. has directed manyspectacles in the past few years in¬cluding R a y m o n d Hitchcock’s“Hitchy-Coo”, “The Right Girl”,“Sweet Sixteen”, the “Pageant ofProgress” in Los Angeles, and theSt. Louis Exposition where it wasnecessary to handle fifteen hundredpeople.He has worked for Sam Harris,the Selwyns, and the Whitneys. Fora year he had charge of a chain oftheaters in South America. At thistime he managed the first revue ofAmerican chorus girls ever broughtto Buenos Aires.Dr. Starr Presents Defense ofIJapanese Invasion of Manchuriaing King, H. Will, Katherine Finley, est F, Haden, M. Krasnapolskf, P.Herman Reis, Mrs. Paul Post, The- i Parbs, Lester F, Groth, Phillip*odore Miles, Mildred Taylor, Lucy I (Continued on page 3) i. (,DUNLAP CLARK SPEAKS 57 CLOSED CLASSESDunlap Clark, '17, assistant | Yesterday afternoon after threecashier of the Continental Illinois j days of registration the followingBank and Trust company, will speak i classes were closed: In the biologi-on “Commercial Banking” today at3:30 in room 108 Haskell as theninth speaker in the vocationalseries, “Opportunities in Business.”After his graduation from theUniversity, he was connected ■withthe new business and business ex¬tension departments of the Contin¬ental and Comm«rcial Bank of Chi¬cago. He was more recently madeassistant cashier of the now Con¬tinental Illinois Bank and Trustcompany. cal sciences discussion groups cthrough h, j, k, m, n, p, q, r, t.Discussion groups a through h andj, k, m, n, p, q, r, », were closed inthe humanities division. In thephysical science division sectionsg, q, u, 1b, and f, were closed, whilein the social science classes groupsa, b, c, e, f, g, h, j, p, q, r, m, k, s,and t were closed. Chemistry 102a,English 132b, 101c, 131a, lOld,German 103c, and FYench 103a arealso closed. “Manchuria has never been a partof China and Japan is wholly with¬in her treaty rights in its recent in¬tervention.” • This was the keynoteof the defense of Japanese invasionof Manchuria presented by Dr.Frederick Starr, associate professoremeritus of anthropology, in a lec¬ture in Bond chapel yesterday after¬noon. Dr. Starr served on the Uni¬versity faculty for thirty years andretired in 1923. He is an authorityon the Orient.Dr. Starr pointed to the treatieswhich justify Japan’s actions. Hepointed out that the Chinese claimthat these treaties were obtainedunder duress. This fact, Dr, Stan-asserted, does not abrogate a treatyand the Japanese are within theirrights with regard to Manchuria.“I hope that the Japanese inter-(Continued on page 2) COSMOS CONVENES TOPROBE CHINESE CRISISTwo meetings to discuss “The FarEastern Crisis” will be sponsored bythe Cosmos club tomorrow and nextWednesday. The first will deal withthe position of Japan and the sec¬ond with the position of China.Dr. Isanu Tashiro, a dentist inthe city recommended by the Jap¬anese consul, will speak on Japan atthe first meeting in Harper Mil to¬morrow afternoon at 4:30. The Hon.Koliang Yih, Consul General of theRepublic of China in Chicago, willbe the speaker next Wednesday inHarper Mil at 4:30. Maurice Price,a member of the department of So¬ciology who has spent a number ofyears in the Far East, will presideover both meetings.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY. MARCH 2. 1932aIi|rSaUgi®ar00nFOUNDED lU 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THEUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPubliahed mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Mond^,during the Autumn, Winter and Spring quarters by The DailyMaroon Company, 5831 University Ave. Subscription rates $3.00per year: by mail, $1.60 per year extra. Single copies, flve-centseach.No responsibility is assumed by the University of Cnicago forany statements appearing in llie Daily Maroon, or (or anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the postoffice at Chicago, Illinois, ur.Jer the Act of March 3, 187y.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationLOUIS N. RIDENOUR, JR., Editor-in-ChiefMERWIN S. ROSENBERG, Business ManagerMARGARET EGAN, Asst. Business ManagerJANE KESNER, Senior EditorHERBERT H. JOSEPH, Jr., Sports Editor 'ASSOCIATE EDITORSMAXINE CREVISTONRUBE S. FRODIN, JR.BION B. HOWARDJ. BAYARD POOLEI AMES F. SIMONWARREN E. THOMPSONSLEANOR E. WILSON BUSINESS ASSOCIATESJOHN D. CLANCY. JR.EDGAR L. GOLDSMITHSOPHOMORE ASSISTANTSSTANLEY CONNELLYWM. A. KAUFMANWALTER MONTGOMERYVINCEN"r NEWMANEDWARD SCHALLERSOPHOMOREJANE BIESENTHALMELVIN GOLDMANWILLIAM GOODSTEINEDWARD NICHOLSONTASULA PETRAKISROSEMARY VOLKMARGARET MULLIGAN EDITORSBETTY HANSENROBERT HERZOGDAVID LEVINEEUGENE PATRICKBERTHA BAKERROBERT ALVAREZJANE WEBERNight Editor: Bion B. HowardAssistants: Levine and Nicholson fault, for it is difficult to sift the true from thefalse and the wheat from the chaff in war cor¬respondence and in press reports of diplomaticconnivings. It is also worthy of consideration thatthere is a happy medium between youthful poli¬tical zeal and things academic; moderation in allthings is good. We should dislike to see collegestudents in this country forsaking classes to carrybanners reading “Boycott Japanese Silk, for ex¬ample—and similar occurrences, we are led tobelieve, are by no means uncommon in Europe.The apogee of the tendency of American col¬lege students to try on the national-honor Indiansuit has been reached, we believe, at Northwesternuniversity, where coeds, in solemn meeting as¬sembled, agreed without a snicker to boycottstockings made of Japanese silk. The Daily North¬western is encouraged by this action, which it in¬terprets as a lessening of the political myopia ofcollege youth. We cannot, we are sorry to say,regard it very seriously from any ponit of view.—L. N. R., Jr. DR. STARR DEFENDSJAPANESE ACnON INMANCHURIAN AFFAIRtutiiiuiiKiuiiiiiUuiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimuiniuiinuiiiiiiiiuiiiniiiiiii{,iiii!iiiiiiiiiiiiiii:iiii!i,ii. .i.iThe Travelling BazaarBY FRANK HARDINGinnuiinniiiiiiuti'!i:;!iiin:ninii.iiii:iitiiiiii!iiiiiiiu:iiiiiiiii!iiiii;uMiii;iiiiMmiiiiiiiiiiiiiii;:iiiiiiminuiiuiMiuniii:iuiiiuMiiiiiiiiiiiWednesday, March 2, 1932THE NATIONAL-HONOR INDIAN SUITAn editorial writer in yesterday’s Chicago Trib¬une laments the fact that the Ph. D.’s and thepacifists are threatening the peace and security ofthe United States. “Tlie advantages of a highereducation are reflected in the cerebration of theheads of the institutions of higher learning, ” theTribune says, citing President Lowell of Harvard,President Garfield of Williams, President Farrandof Cornell. President Hopkins of Dartmouth, andPresident Ruthven of Michigan as men who "pro¬pose to hustle the nation into a war whether it hasa stake in one or not” by the advocacy of an econ¬omic boycott.W’e should like to waive in the present discus¬sion any consideration of whether or not the edi¬torial gentleman on our downtown contemporaryis right in what he has rather acrimoniously said.The phase of the China-Japan-Uncle Sam trianglewhich interests us, and has for some time so inter¬ested us, is the way in which the college press haseditorially treated the situation. There are fewcollege editors who have not put in an oar, andthe opinions offered have a variety of hues, rang¬ing from a strict hands-off-until-we-are-hurt policyto recommendations of a stringent and immediateeconomic boycott to “bring to their senses” thecombatants in the Far East.Our private opinion is that few college editorsare well enough informed to be able to offer anysensible recommendations in the matter of diplo¬matic relations between our nation and Japan. Itmay be argued, of course, that few people of anyvariety are well enough equipped to deliver them¬selves of worthwhile opinions in the matter, and ■that, after all, it is the business of college editors 'to»deliver themselves of opinions, no matter how jimmature or ill-founded they may be. Having |begun to write a China-Japan-Uncle Sam editorial. :we should like to state that we feel that we have :a grasp of the actual situation and conditions in- ^sufficient to enable us to offer any definite sug- 'gestions, unethical as this practice may be.We should, however, hesitate to recommendany procedure which might endanger the peace ;and neutrality of the United States. The NewYorker has commented that the newspapers have jbeen getting out the national-honor Indian suit and Itentatively trying it on, restrained from wearing jit too publicly by the fact that there is still a bill !in the billions of dollars to be paid for the lastparty to which we wore the costume. The DailyMaroon has no intention of getting into its ownsmall Indian suit. Our philosophy is a simpleone, as are all philosophies of ignorance; viz., weshould be more seriously concerned with affairswhich occur within our borders than those on theother side of the world.Not long ago we lamented the fact that theaverage American undergraduate is pitifully ill-informed and spinelessly opinionless concerningthe affairs of the nation. We do not here retractwhat we there said; we lament the fact that we,in company with our editorial brethren, are ill-informed. It is, of course, not entirely our owni The old, old story of being “without themazuma " must be now told again. DickFriedeman and Ham Abrahams took a tripdown to the Blackhawk with a couple of girlsin tow and proceeded to make themselves athome to the extent of a couple of orders ofthis and that. When the ch^ck came aroundthere was the proverbial fumbling to see whowould pay the check and they both outfum-bled each other for neither of them had acent. What is the usual proceedure then, towash dishes, scrub floors, or clean the go-boons? . . .But, no, the Blackhawk is muchtoo nice a place, for all that was required ofthem was that they leave their watches. . .We have just laid in a stock of fine onemovement Ingersolls and perhaps HerbieKay and his boys will be nice to us.¥ « AFBut it must be an old Spanish custom,for when Vinnie Newman went down to getthe watches back, the Maitre dee calls out instentorian tones, “Guy here to redeem hiswatch!“« ¥ «And we have finally got the dope on thegirl that wears the Russian boot aroundschool. The name is Mary Ellen Faulknerand the reason she wears the boots can beworked out on a sociological basis. At leastBud Richardson tells us it’s this way. “Shehad a younger brother and she was just a lit¬tle older than he was and he was just a littleyounger than she was (which seems logicalso far at least). She always used to play withthis younger brother because he was so nearto her age and his being so near to her agemade her pick up a lot of characteristics thatwere peculiar to his age which all in all madeher somewhat of a tomboy”. . .Were you in¬terested?¥ ¥ ¥We now wish to fulfill a request of thehirsute Jack Test in that we announce thathe is now free to accept any engagements forteas, proms, carnivals, drunks and anythingin th‘at line.¥ ¥ ¥Are there any girls that feel the same wayas Mr. Test does? We would be glad tofind out for our own use, and then we wouldbe pleased to print their names for the in¬formation of our readers. . . .And then therewere three promising barristers that wereforcibly ejected from the “bar” last week¬end (Address of the bar not given on re¬quest) . . .What was it that Jerry Jontry wastrying to announce at the bucket ball game,he seemed to have some difficulty? . . .Wonder if Simpson has bagged any lionsy2t? . . .And we overheard some girl in Har¬per elevator say that John Mills looked likeFrankenstein. . .May we have a self portraitMr. Mills? . . . Now is the time for all goodmen to come to the aid of the party. . .Thequick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. . . which fills up a little more space and nowall we have to do is to tell Jim McMahon’sstory about the corset manufacturer’s slogan,‘ The Brace that launched a thousand hips.”. . .We hope that stays with you. iiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiniiuiii.ii (Continued from pas^e 1)Perhaps this feeling wnich is notuniquely mine, is not based uponstrictly musical judgments. It maybe conditioned by vague emotionalcolorings associated with the toneof the organ.At any rate, I feel that Mr.Stock, whose orchestration is as ex¬pert as any that is or could beimagined, has merely succeeded .'showing how greatly Bach couldwrite for the pipes and keyboard.There is an imaginary quality ofexcellence in orchestral playingknown as “mid-season form.” whichhas been evolved by newspapercritics who have never played ii>orchestras. Mid-season form wasamazingly in evidence during Mr.Stock’s performance of Beethoven’sfifth symphony and the overture to“Meistersinger.” All of wnich mean';that the orchestra had probablylooked at the music once before dur¬ing this season. Symphony OrchestraPlays Bach Music(Continued from page 1)vention will result in the establish¬ment of an independent Manchuriangovernment managed by Chinesebut independent of the Chinese re¬public,” Dr. Starr said. “Thirty mil¬lion of the thirty-five millions resid¬ing in Manchuria are Chinese, dthough they are Chinese-minded theyare not Nanking-minded.“I understand that the Japanese |propo.se to organi/x? a democratic 'and popular government in Man- 'churia. Personally, I think that iis a mistake,* and that they shoubLset up a strong, one-man govern- !nient.” SPLENDID INCOMEforMEN OR WOMENPART.TIME WORKWork is dignified, pleasantand brings you in contactwith our best families.Must be well-dressed andover 21 years of age.Write VICE-PRESIDENTSuite 1111-1119105 W. Monroe St.ChicagoSettlement DedicatesNew $40,000 Gym(Continued from page 1)play, classes in woodwork, music,and art, scouting, a Tibrary and awell-rounded athletic program forthe boys and girls whose homes arelocated in this hard-pressed area.And there are 600 young men an^’600 women awaiting the opening ofthis new gymnasium, desiring admis¬sion to the many uses to which itcan be put. Rally Roundthe Bar, Boys!The Doodle Cocktailis on the house.riic law prevents his servingyou the spirits ot '7h. but DiKxlledoesn’t let that trouble him. He'shound you'll have a drink onhim, so when you stt>p and get abite to eat, just walk np to thebar and get the cocktail of toma¬to juice that's waiting for you there, it’s on the house!There will be good coinpainto rally with around the bar. aserving wench to pour your cock¬tail. ami another to take yourorder to the grill. Why not "haveone” on D<Hvlle this noon or eve¬ning^Yankee Doodle Inn1171 East 5Sth St.Fairfax I 776Bemie Wien, football andbasketball star Jerry Mitchell,QuadranglerJerry: >yhy lieniie, the photographer hasn’t got your hat inthe picture. Do you suppose he did it on jmrposelBernie: It might have been an aecidenf, but I’ll bet it wouldn’thave happened if I’d been wearing one of the new Malloryluits from liaskin’s.When You Go Without a Hat' \Yc 1 like to have people wear hats to bedif It were po.isible, but tint’s just bu'inesswith us. .Actually we can uiulerstaml boweven a well dressed person might go w'itboutone and be forgiven—tb.it is between classesand around eampus.Hut that’s just one place, and anywhereelse )()u go bats are being W'orn. It’s a lawof fashion..More people realize how important a hatis in the spring when the new models are out .and tiu v can see bow' smart .and clean-V tit tne\ m.ake their fiaends look — even ifthey aren I tli.at w.ay naturally.•Anil iiovv at Last .Malloi'\' has bats thatvost .ahi)ut wb.at the aver.age college m.an1 kes to p.ay. At the H.iskin south side storetheie IS a sort of pre-showing of the newspiing models. When you’re around thatHay stop in and let us show them to you.A ou 11 he just as enthusiastic as we werewhen we first saw them — and the newfirices.BASKINIPage ThreeTHE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY, MARCH 2, 1932TheGrandstandAthleteHERBERT JOSEPH JR. GYMNASTS TO MEETILIINI, MICHIGAN, INUtlANGUlAR FRIDAYevidently the thermometersthey had hanging all around thefieliihouse last week didn’t do any^ood. If you were at the gameMonday night, you found that outand froze; and if you weren’t, nowvou know. The thermometers, afore¬mentioned. were hanging three ona rope su.«pended from the ceilingat various points hither and yon.The idea was to determine the tem¬perature at three different levels.The fact that it took four men togo around and make the readingswould lead us to believe that theBuildings and Grounds departmentwa.< conducting the investigation.If they don’t put some heat in thatbarn, what few athletes we havewill be getting pneumonia or some¬thing; to say nothing of the poorpublic.******IT WOULD SEEM that therei>n't any depression in the coachingmarket, with Minnesota looking foran athletic director, and Iowa andWiscon.cin out scouting For feetshallpedagogs..^nd .^peaking of coaching, we un¬derstand that Sam Horwitz will takethe line-coaching job during springpraitice. \ pasition on the frosh.ctaff will probably be waiting forhim next fall. Wieslow is now afull-fledged lawyer, and will not con¬tinue jihowing the boys in the for¬ward wall how to do things.******.A.\’D NOW’ the bucketball teamhas quite definitely taken charge ofthe Big Ten cellar. We hope thatthey at least keep it in good condi¬tion. We thought that the game•Monday was one of the worst ex-amiile,- of basketball we’ve ever>een. .\nd we still think that withthe men available the team couldhave been a lot better. They prov¬ed it against Purdue and Onto Statethe tirst time. Three-Way Meet LoomsAs Most DifficultOf SeasonOne of the best exhibitions ofskill that has been seen in Bartlettgym will take place when the Ma¬roon gym team encounters Illinoisand Michigan Friday night at 7:15 'in a triangular meet which promises }to l>e the toughest contest of theyear. !Of the two teams Illinois is the jmost dangerous foe and is bringing jup a team of very experienced gym- Inasts. According to Coach Hoffer {Illinois is better than Michigan and ialso has more experienced men than jany other school in the conference.Illinois is the only obstacle that the.Maroons must overcome for the iconference title, while Michigan ;with only two years of conference |competition is not especially feared. IIn the mini line-up Rehor is the imast experienced and dangerous in¬dividual. He will be teaming in four Beta Takes First ini-M Bowling TourneyBeta Theta Pi won the championship of the Intramural bowling com¬petition by defeating Phi Kappa Psi.Phi Delta Theta defeated Phi BetaDelta for third place.Bowling for the champions wereMarquardt and Pietrowicz, making445 and 643 points each. Their to¬tal was 1098. Bowman and Pettitbowled for Phi Psi making 558 and520 points each. They made 1078points, to take second place.Porter and Lee competed for thePhi Delts, while W’eiss and Princebowled for Phi B. D.events with Glasser, who has hatsix years of experience. Both menwere high school stars. The Grangeand Blue will also be bolstered byZitler, Dawson, and Torres, each ofwhom has seen previous compe¬tition.Olson and Wrighte will he work¬ing all around for Chicago and artprepared to give their opponents areal tough battle. With Wrighte al¬most fully recovered from a badknee, Coach Hoffer will present amuch stronger lineup than hfe wasable to against Minnesota last week..Alvarez will participate on the hor¬izontal and paralle'l bars; Murphy STUDENT SYMPHONYIN SECOND CONCERTIN MANDEL FRIDAY(Continued from page 1)Clark and H. Tornheim.Flute—H. Luckhardt, principal,Ruth Larson, Leon Smith, and M.Malsh. Oboe—Marvin Click, princi¬pal, L. Johnson, W. Barlow, and D.Napollolli. Clarinet—W. Carroll,principal, G.eorge Hagenauer, andAlfred Frankenstein. Bassoon—Howard Clark and Homer Ulrich,Lloyd R. Steere, Leonard Jakes, Her¬bert Hancox, and G. B. McMillen.Trumpet, H. Masajick, Charles We¬ber, and L. Battles. Cornet—Charles.Alberti and Edwin Arnold. Trom¬bone—Ray Lussenhop, J. Ryan,Fritz F. Carlson, and Alice Lowry.Tuba—Kenneth Moody. Percussion—Bert MacFarlane and S. Leman.Harp—.Aida Salvi and Aileen Pe¬ters.will enter the rings and parallelbars; Scherubel will compete on therings and tumbling; Adler and Nord-hau.s will assist in the tumblingevents. Federation, W. A. A.,Y. W. Elect Heads immediately assumes her duties ofoffice.(Continued from page 1)year. Gertrude Fenema was on thesecond cabinet of Y. W. C. A. andan upperclass counsellor. EstherWeber has been president of Rac¬ket; Marion Badgley, basketball rep¬resentative on W. A. A. board. Each ROSALYN'S PLACECOMPLETE LUNCH 35c58th at Cottage GroveFRIDAY NIGHT.0\\£GE m6iEnjoy a riot of pleasure duringafter-theatre supper at Chicago’smost popular night club.DON PEDRO COLLEGIANSwill play dance music smoking hotDANCING till 1 A. M.Broadcast over KYW-N.B.C. ChainA LIVELY FLOOR REVUENOCOVERCHARGE Iin the MORRISON HOTELCLARK AND MADISON STREETS NOI ^ COVER^ARGESeven FreshmenOn Track SquadAwarded Numerals.''tvvn freshmen have been award-eii numerals in track for achieve-in individual events. Thesemen are Orville Herns, HaroldBldik, Dexter Fairbanks, RichardJatk;-(in. Eugene Ovson, F’rank Taus-and Louis Turley.The freshman track material has;^li<ivvn considenali^le improvement,ac\elding to Coach Laurie .Apitz,Then are about six men who willdevelop into good material. Themain weakness lies in the small num-1^“ oi men. A call is still beingmade lor distance runners.fhe frosh all-around track con-te.-it will close on March 15. Ribbonswill l,e awarded to those who place"ithin the first ten. Points are giv-on the basis of time or distance.•Men are limited to compete in five‘‘\ent.-. bast year’s winner of this<onte-t was John Brooks.Leading in the contest thus farFrank Taussig, with 3950 pointsBarton .'dmith is second with 2900paint', while Dexter F'airbanks isthird with 2760, Eugene Ovson isttt fourth place with 2527 points,t'Ki Harold Block is fifth with 2500point.'.MISS LA MONDELLINVITES YOUPrivate Dining RoomDistinctively DifferentBE OUR GUESTdinners 55c and 75cSUNDAY DINNER DE LUXE85cafternoon teafrench cuisineMITm CHATEAU1342 East 53rd Street 'Td hate to be ealled an Outdoor Girl!IPage Four THE DAILY ^J(aAo6U, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 2, 1932\Ve invite voii toThe BIRCH “GOOD FOODSWELL PREPARED”TAVERN876 E. 63rd St.The Restaurant with the North-Woods Atmosphere —Lantern Light - . - Cozy BoothsTRY AND BEAT IT! BIRCH TAVERN35c—SOUP TO NUTS—35c SPECIAL.A Complete Dinner — WellChicken Fried SteakPrepared-MENUI’nree of Pea Soup 40cYoung Pig Pork Loin Roas.X'egetahle Served with French FriesBreqd Butter Bread and ButterChoice of Dessert CoffeeWednesday, Feb.—, 193211 .A. M. to 5 P. M. Served at All Hours—We Also Serve Club Breakfast—25c upTHE BIRCH TAVERNwill invite some student and a friend for dinner every Thursday evening.This week's guest. Miss Melba Osborne of the Junior Class, is askedto call at the Maroon office lor introductory ticket.TypewriterSpecialsCorona 4 Late Model $29.50Remington Portable Late Model 33.50Standard Underwood Like New 39.50Ribbons 50 and 75 CentsREPAIRS FOR ALL MACHINESGUARANTEEDMAJESTICTYPEWRITER SALES AND SERVICE1202 E. 55th St. Hyde Park 3974c "rn/n/ri di/nJ/n/iJuyorrL139 NOP*TH WABASHSi ill Suiting- the Pace la^co^zomy Quality ServiceILUNCHiOINIfmn'***CTlllli Aaa-LT. Pclamors: PUT A RESULT-GETTER TOWORK!T. P. has helped many students re¬cover lost articles, sell such things astypewriters and books for cash, andfind those who want tutoring or typingservices. You can use The TradingPost profitably, too. The cost of put¬ting the result-getter to work is surpris¬ingly small. A call to Hyde Park 9221will get him started immediately. Whynot phone now?COUNSf:LLOKS wantwl forsummer. Capable of teachinsfhandicraft. Interest in Naturedesirable. thoujrh not essential.Farm for undernourished »firla,a*ted H to 15. Well located. Mod¬erate salary and maintenance,(jive exr»erience and traininjr inletter. Box 100.5 fteeidield. llli-WANTED — Girl to preparebreakfast and dinner for room andiMiard in private home. Miss Rob¬inson. FOR SALE!—Beautiful Over-.stuffed Tapestry Davenport. Bar¬gain $10. 9x12 Wilton Ruk. Likenew $10. Call Mid. .lOSB.WANTED—Girl to cook dinnerand do small amount of liKhthousework in exchantte for dinnerand small salary. Miss Robinson.FOR S.ALE—A Dyce edition ofShakespeare. 10 vols. Morocco.Like new. Wonderful bargain. N.W. Peterson, 6<*12 Harper Ave.Dorch. 4242.WANTED—Girl to Kive bejfin-nini; piano lessons in exchanirefor meals. Miss Robinson. THEATREby-Jane KesnerTHE BAND WAGONIllinoisC-ASTFred AstaireAdele AstaireFrank MorganHelen BroderickMary Jo MatthewsPhilip LoebJay WilsonEd JeromeJohn BarterLillian DuncanFlorence ChumbecosThe GirlsThe Boys EDWARD PRICE DELL,FOREIGN NEWS HEAD,GIVES MOODY TALK TODAYon theQUADRANGLESWe have all been more or les.>irevue minded this last week—whatwith Mirror holding the focus ofcampus interest; and the rest ofChicago clamoring for its longaw'aited ride aboard “The Band jWagon”.It is that same much touted 'wagon for which New York desert¬ed most other forms of transporta¬tion—the wagon which revolvedaround and around Broadway—scin¬tillating song hits across the coun¬try and trailing the echoes of the.4staires’ (tancing feet. It is ithicband wagon which trundles into Chi¬cago now with twenty-three mani¬festations of what George S. Kauf¬man and Howard Dietz think a re¬vue should be.And whatever one may think ofthe ride in general, he cannot over¬look the faultless suavity, the pre¬cise rhythm with which the wagonwheels roll along. There i.s a syn¬thesis of thought and action in“The Band Wagon” which set i:definitely apart from any other re¬vue. The choppiness, the briskchanges of mood which proved rath¬er jarring in “Garrick Gaities” and“Three’s a Crowd” are non-existtuitin this co-product of Mr. Kaufmanand Mr. Dietz. The show is builtup perfectly, revolving ever fasterand faster, until the finale is a i)er-■ feet whirl of stage and lighting ef¬fect into which the cast is blendedlike living drapery.It is this amalgamation of humanand scenic properties, an absoluterhythm in staging and pioduclionwhich makes “The Band Wagon” agreat revue. People are paintedinto the production, instead of the' production being built around per¬sonalities. Fred and .Adele .Astaire,Frank Morgan and Helen Broderick; are a part of the show, even a^i lightning accompanies a storm. Theyare human punctuation in perfectdramatic sentences. They swim into ithe ascending rhythm of the pro- 'duction with an ease and giacewhich make almost imperceptib’/ 'the instances of bad taste whichhave crept into several of the skits isomehow, when the authors were' not quite looking.“The Band Wagon” d(»es not ihave the Beatrice Lillie nor thesvelte 5(k’it material of “The Third 'Little Show”. . .It does not have the !Libby Holman nor the Clifton Webb ,of “Three’s a Crowd”... It does not jhave the unadulterated blue singing iI of “Rhap.sody in Black”. . .nor (piitethe grandeur of the “Zeigfeld Fol¬lies”. . .But it has what none of the 'others had—a rolling, swinging, as- •cension as a top. spinning gradually |faster and faster, until the curtain Idrops on the dizziest culmination of 'sound, color, and motion.KOREAN STUDENTDIES IN BILLINGSPhilip K. Choi, Pyungwon, SouthPyun^rahn, Korea, student at theUniversity since 1929, died at Bill¬ings hospital early yesterday morn¬ing following an illness lasting sinceNovember.Choi has been in the UnitedState.s since 1926, when he enteredNorthwestern university. In the fallof 1929 he enrolled as a studenthere. He was a member of the In¬ternational Students’ associationand of the Chicago Korean Studentleague.Funeral services will be held inBond chapel tomorrow afternoon at2. Charles W. Gilkey, Dean of theUniversity chapel will officiate. (Continued from page 1)newspapers as the defunct Ne\\’ iA’ork World and the Chicago Daily ,.News that existed under the inspir- 'ed editorship of Victor Lawson. ButMr. Bell’s dignified and sensitiveenunciation reflected and refined theconception more vnvidly. As a manwho has played so large a role inthe creation of international amitybetween civilized nations, Mr, Bellsees with almost religious convictionthe deep necessity of reconstructingand perpetuating in American jour- inalism not only the splendid ideal¬ism of which he has been so illustri¬ous an example, but what is equallyimportant, the qualities of impar¬tiality, truth, knowledge, and a senseof enterprise far-reaching in its in¬terests and sympathies.Intramural Carnival(Continued from page 1)Chapman, Margaret Carlson, andBetty Van Kirk.“Melody Lane”, a singing fea¬ture, presented by Mary Lou Cot¬ton, Hester Hempstead, and Caro¬line Brooks will be accompanied byFred Witmer at the piano. He willalso accompany “Gym Frolics.”The other skits are the “Phi Sig.Scandals” featuring S. .Ashback,premier danceur. and .Adolph Rub-inson, magician extraordinaire, and“Tease Keys” by Morris Feldman,Phi Beta Delta. The Daily MaroonNight editor for the next is.sue:John Bayard Poole. Assistants: Rob¬ert Alvarez and Melvin Goldman.Undergraduate Organization*Pi Delta Phi cozy will be held at8 in the Wicker Room of Ida Noyeshall.Pegasus meets at 12:30 in theAlumni Room of Ida Noyes.The .Advisory Council meets at12 in the Sun Parlor of Ida Noyes.Spanish club meets at 4 in the.Alumni room of Ida Noyes.Mu« ic and Religious ServicesDivinity chapel at 12 in JosephBond chapel. “Religion and Respon¬sibility.” Professor McNeill.El Circulo Espanol. Spanish Songsby Senor Pablo Baquero, at 4 inIda Noyes hall..Musical Vesper Service at 5 inthe University chapel.Departmental OrganizationsLecture on “.America HeadingToward Communism” by HerbertNewton. Educational Director, Com¬munist Party, Mid-Western District,at H P. M. in .Social Science .Assem¬bly room.Public lecture: “CommercialBanking,” by Dunlap Clark, .Assist¬ant Cashier. Continental IllinoisBank and Trust Company, at 3:39in Haskell lOS.Junior Mathematical club. “Dio-phantus of .Alexandria.” by Mr.Ralph Hull, at 4:30 in Eckhart 206.Zoological olub. “DirtfcTontiationin Tissue Culture,” bv Dr. William Bloom, at 4:30 in Zoology 2'.*Public lecture sponsored by PhiDelta Kappa: “A Critique „fLaws of Learning,” by ProcessorKarl S. I^ashley, at 7:30 in Ikadu-ate Education 126.The Church History clu!).Disestablishment Issue in Knir!an,i •’Mr. Gerald B. Switzer, .AtSwift Common room.The History club, “Sonic ni,!Kentucky Letters.” Mr. ('lay Ju,i.son. At 7 :30 in Social Sciem. :;i, >Theology club. “The Relati .i: ofTheology to Social Control. ' Pi,,.fessor Ellsworth Faris. .At 7:;‘Swift Common Room.MiscellaneousRadio lecture: “Colonial L-cra-ture: The First American N voi."Professor Percy H. Boynton. »on Station WMAQ.New York Times Current Fv: rr<Prize Examination. Open tc under¬graduates. At 2:30 in Rasenwaid 27.HILL’S CAFETERIA63rd and Woodlawn Ave.Always Reliable for your Breakfu-Lunrh or Dinner.General Price Reduction inkeeping with the times.WE DESIRE one or two out-atanding studenAa classed asleaders tx> whom we will givea very attractive proposition,they to lease pleasantly furn¬ished rooms to their friendsand fellow students. Highly desirable University location. Attractive new lobby. Full details on application. Send replies to Daily Maroon, Box 0Faculty Exchange.THINK THIS OVERThere is this to be said for newspaper ad¬vertising: It doesn t shout at you when you aretrying to concentrate on something else, itdoesn t obscure the view and mar the landscape,it doesn t interrupt your enjoyment of a goodgrand opera program, it doesn’t clutter up yourmail and your waste basket, it doesn’t make youturn to page 37 and then shuffle through 18more pages to finish your story, it doesn’t clut¬ter up your front yard or obtrude itself onto theseat of your motor car on Saturday afternoons.It is like a well trained servant—never intrudingor making itself obnoxious, but always quietlyat hand ready to give service when called upon.—Bangor (Mich.) Advance.