Batlp illatQon\ ol. 32. No. 56.“OTY OF learning”HAS CONCEIVEDOWN CATHEDRAL INUNIVERSITY CHAPELFJiminate Compulsion inCampus ReligiousActivities UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY. JANUARY 20, 1932 Price Five CenUSettlement Board PlansFinancial Drive; SelectMcGuigan for ChairmanIDi:AL GOVERNS POLICYBY WARREN E. THOMPSON.•\ cathedral that hou.ses the Uni¬versity’s Afreat relijfious expressionsa> well as its autrust ceremonies—a structure that is historic in theannals of architecture—an institu¬tion that is exertinpT an ever-jfrow-itiAT influence on the impersonalitythat has too lonjr characterized thislainpus—is the University chapel.When writinjf of the chapel, thereis temptation to dwell on its impres->iveness as a huildinjr, for there isno religious structure in America solichly adorned with sculpture, andIts husre scale of windows andarches, of nave and tower, combineto make it impressive to the hijfh-cst (ieirree.The Chapel a SymbolBut this series of articles eachWednesday has stressed the campusand city—wide scope and influ-«nee of University institutions andpersonalities, rather than the propor¬tions of the buildiiiKs in which theyuoik. \ conversaitlon with I>ean< harles W. Gilkey is therefore con-lined to the chapel as a symbol ofan ideal in education which has beencharacteristic of the UniversityMiice its beirinninjf. The chapel isevidence of the positive presence oflelinrion on this campus—but re-limon existing in an atmosphere ofcomplete intellectual freedom thatdistinguishes the University fromboth state and denominational in¬stitutions.In illustration. Dean Gilkey pointsout that when the chapel was dedi¬cated in 1028, it was resolved thatall compulsion in matters religiousat the University be abolished, a.sinconsistent with the free spirit ofa modern school. Here is the com-luriation of complete freedom withpositive expre.ssion which Ls the char-aiteristic ideal of the University iniclijrious matters.And while this policy has been'hoiiinant. Dean and Mrs. Gilkeyhave for four years been usinj; theirliicndliness and understanding tochanu’e the impersonality of a great‘amiuis, to see the religious implica¬tion- of all sides of University life,iind to attempt a unification of themfll in the activities that center aboutihi chapel and their home.An Expanding influence< onsider the growth of this Uni-'cisity institution under such guid-f'et and policy. The average Sun-•hi.v attendance at the morning serv->‘es during the last academic year"'C- 1,040, and between one-thirdand one-half of this number were''bident.s;. On f„ur Sundays during'h:s last year, the seating capacity<d the chapel was overtaxed. Theattendance of students is larger thanat any previous time in the historyot the University. The Sunday af-(Continued on page 4) Inter-class CompetitionWill Start EarlyIn FebruaryPlans for a financial drive to ben¬efit the University Settlement wereformulated at a meeting of the Stu¬dent Settlement Board yesterdayafternoon, and Dan McGuigan wasnamed chairman of a committee toconduct an inter-class competitionwhich will start early in February.The newly formed committee con¬sists of nine members, being com¬posed of men and women repre.sen-tatives of the four undergraduateclasses and Dan .McGuigan. The Se¬nior representatives are MargaretEgan, Senior editor of The DailyMaroon, and Stillman Frankland,pre.sident of the .Senior class. EstherFeuchtwanger, member of W. A. A.Board, and Joseph Zoline, varsitytenuis man, will organize the sup¬port of the Junior clas.s, while Lor¬raine Watson, .Mirror chorine, andHerbert Richmond, Undergraduatecouncil member, are the Sophomoremembers of the committee. HelenHiett and John Barden, both mem¬bers of the Freshman Executivecouncil, are the Freshman represen¬tatives.Will Organize Cla*«e«The.se students will organize thefinancial drive within their respectiveclasses. Culminating a week of ac¬tual solicitation in early February,will he a Settlement gymkhana, tobe held in either Bartlett gym¬nasium or the new Field hou.se. Theproceeds derived from this carnival,at which a galaxy of campus starswill appear, will swell the fund be¬ing raised for the Settlement. Theenteitainment will probably be fol¬lowed by a dance.No goal has been set for thedrive, .McGuigan said yesterday.“We want to secure as much moneyas well as student interest in theSettlement, as possilde in order toaid the work being conducted liythe University Settlement under thedirection of Mollie Rae Carroll. Theinter-class competition will act asan incentive for the members of thecommittee as well as the contribu¬tors.”Members of the Settlement Drivecommittee will meet today in theChapel office at 12 ; I.').Eugene Patrick and CarolineBrooks were added to the StudentSettlement Board yesterday. Thememiiers now are: Harold Dunkel,chairman, Marguerite Potts, Eliza¬beth .Mudge, Lawrence Schmidt,.‘sarah Moment. Dan McGuigan, andMarietta .Strid. Joker PlacardsBlake Hall withBallyhoo Pages UNDERGRAD COUNCILCONDEMNS PRESENTREQUIRED STATUS OFPHYSICAL EDUCATION Herbie Kay’s OrchestraTo Play for WashingtonProm at Drake Feb. 19PLA YS AT PROMPrepare , Resolution forNext Meeting ofSenateBY ROSEMARY VOLKUnsuspecting occupants of Blakehall, women’.s dormitory at Ellisavenue near 58th street, awoke yes¬terday morning to find themselvesinvolved in the contagion of mis¬chievousness which seems to besweeping the campus..Ajiparently as a seciuel to the in¬cident of the lurid lamp posts, inwhich a person or persons unknownapplied an evanescent coating ofred paint to the street lights out¬side Beecher and Foster halls, wom¬en’s dormitories on University av¬enue, some practical joker arosebright and early yesterday morninfarmed with a pot of glue and car¬toons clipped from the pages ofBallyhoo.Stealthily slipping from one si!-ent room to the next, the unidenti¬fied wag pasted “suggestive” draw¬ings on every door. Early-risingresidents stumbling sleepily hall-ward to eight o’clock classes, discov¬ered the caricatures, grasped theirimplications, and proceeded to re¬move the decorations.Later-rising residents, saunteringto nine o’clock classes, found theirdoors adorned, pointed incriminat¬ing fingers at the innocent and un¬suspecting victims who had alreadyeffaced the “suggestive^ cartoons.Ensued explanations, rej^asting ofthe offending works of art, and ageneral hunt after the guilty par¬ties.Efforts of two amateur snoopers,who scoured every room for glue,mutilated copies of the magazine,tell-tale scraps in wastebaskets, fellabsolutely flat. Not one of the oc¬cupants owned paste or glue, it de¬veloped, and the criminals had ap¬parently perpetrated a “perfectcrime”.At a late hour last night dormi¬tory residents were still attemptingto link a recent fire-escape serenade,the lamp-painting episode and theBallyhoo intrigue as parts of a con¬tagion of mischief. B. W. O. VOTES ON RULEIn a resolution passed at its meet¬ing last night, the Undergraduatecouncil recommended that “the Uni¬versity Senate reconsider the ques-I tion of requiring six quarters ofi Physical culture credit of all stu-i dents in the College, in the belief' that such a requirement is incon-i sistent with the spirit of the new' plan.”I Introduced by Louis N. Ridenour,j editor-in-chief of The Daily Maroon,: as a result of .student discussionand letters to The Daily Maroonabout the physical culture require¬ment, the council adopted the resol¬ution and referred it to the nextmeeting of the Senate. In the dis¬cussion that proceeded the action,it was stated that the majority vote1 by which the Senate retained thisj requirement while abolishing other! class attendance rules was veryj small; further, it was the belief ofcouncil members tl|at opinion }onthe issue in the faculty is very di¬vided, and that such a resolutionas this, voiced by a representativeundergraduate organization, wouldresult in a reconsideration of thequestion at a future meeting of theI‘University ruling body.Should Pass ExaminationThe council is in favor of physi-I cal training for those students,I who, upon examination, are foundto have deficiencies requiring exer-j cise or supervised gymnasium work.I For dll others, voluntary work-outsusing the men’s and women’s gym-i nasium facilities should be the rule,I it was stated by the body last night.Other matters of business on themeeting’s agenda included .the adop¬tion of a report on arrangementsfor the Washington prom, .submittedby Warren Thompson, businessmanager of the prom, and the ap¬proval of appointments made byBlackfriars in organizing its produc¬tion staff. Herbie KayMC KINSEY SPEAKSTODAY IN HASKELLLecture Is Third in SeriesOn Choosing VocationsCHAPEL COUNCIL WILL HEARPA UL DOUGLAS SUNDA Y NIGHTBI-AKE HALL HOLDSFIRST TEA SUNDAY.Alma P. Brook, newly ap-U’inted head of Ida Noyes hall. MissIt rude Dudley, new chairman of* e Women’s University Council, and**^rnaris .Ames, newly appoint-^'1 .''(K ial director, will be the guestshonor at a tea being given Sun-.ifternoon, to announce the offi-'••d (ipening of Blake Hall as a wom-dormitory on campus.'J' s. Charles W. Gilkey, Mrs. MerleI uulter, Mrs. Harrison 'A. Dobbs,BUi .Mis. Samuel Boucher will pour,hundred fifty printed invita-have been issued. While Names HenningProduction ManagerFor Playfest BillJames Henning was named pro¬duction manager for the annualPla.vfest to be given in the Reynoldsclub theater January 28, 21), and30 by Gilbert White, president ofthe Dramatic .Association. He wasin charge of scenery for the produc¬tion, “To Meet the Prince.”Robert Schoenborn, in charge oflights for the Wilder play, has beenselected to handle the scenery forthe Playfe.st. The lights will becontrolled by James Edmunds andJohn Mills. Mills was productionmanager for the “Long ChristmasDinner”.Properties will be undei' the direc¬tion of Allen Thomas, while EleanorRobbins is in charge of the cos¬tumes.Casts for “Re-Trial”, “Broke”,and “Call Him Joseph” will be an¬nounced by Frank Hurburt O’Hara,director of dramatic productions,following test rehearsals in the partsThursday. i Paul H. Douglas, professor of; Economics and authority on inter-• national economic relations, will beguest speaker at a meeting of theChapel council Sunday evening inthe home of Dean and Mrs. CharlesW. Gilkey, 5802 Woodlawn avenue.Professor Douglas will .speak atI 7:30, using as his topic, “The Tar-I iff. Its National and International‘ Aspects.”Having just returned from a tripabroad and an extensive visit inI Russia, Dr. Douglas will present! first-hand observations on interna-j tional economic problems, whichI have been his particular field ofstudy. While in Europe, Pl’ofes-sor Douglas spoke at a session of thej League of Nations assembly. He isI author of numerous volumes on eco¬nomic subjects.Cai’ter Johnston, president of theChapel courifil, yesterday announced that Max Carl Otto, professor ofPhilosophy at the University of Wis¬consin, would address the ,membersof the council on Sunday evening,February 21. Dr. Otto will visit thecampu.s on that week-end as theSunday morning chapel preacher.The roster of speakers that theChapel council will hear at itsmeetings this winter Includes thename of Ben Cherrington, presidentof the University of Denver. Onlytentative arrangeniients have beencompleted by executives of thecouncil to secure Mr. Cherrington,as he is now in Europe attendingthe international disarmament con¬ference. It is believeci that he willbe in Chicago on March 6, and willaddress the chapel gi-oup on thatevening.The Chapel council is a group ofthirty students selected by the Board(Continued on page 4) The third lecture in the vocation¬al series on “Opportunities in Busi¬ness” will be delivered by ProfessorJames O. McKinsey today at 3:30j in Haskell 108. These lectures arej sponsored by the Alumni CommitteeI on vocations which is working in co-I operation with the school of Com-i merce and Administration and theI Board of Vocational Guidance andPlacement.Dr. McKinsey, who is head of thefirm of certified public accountantswhich bear his name, is professorof business and administration inthe University’s C. & A. school. .Analumnus of the University, he hasalso received degrees from the lawschool of the University of Arkansasand the. commerce school of St.Louis univer.sity.The .Alumni Vocational lectureseries, of which today’s lecture com¬prises a unit, is organized each yearby outstanding graduates of theUniversity in order to bring menprominent in each o? the differentvocational fields into close contactj with the students. B. W. Pettit,: chairman of the alumni group, ex¬pressed the hope that the lecture^would give students a valuable in¬side line on the nature of their chos¬en fields, and would thus give them(Continued on page 4)ALTER NELSON DATESProfessor Bertram G. Nelson’s.series of dramatic readings which wasto open January 12 in Fullerton Hallof the Art Institute has been resched¬uled, and will open January 26 in¬stead. This and the two succeedinglectures will be given at 6:45 o’clockbut the readings on February 16 and23 will be given at 8:45 o’clock. HOLD ART LECTUREMrs. Martin Schutze, president ofthe Renai.ssance Society, and MissElizabeth Haseltine, instructor in theArt department, will discuss “TheSignificance of the Present Exhibi¬tion”, on Friday, Januaiy 22 at 3:30in room 205 of Wieholdt. Mrs.Schutze will comment on the draw¬ings. Mack Evans HoldsSinging Tryouts forMirror Show TodayBetty Hempelmann has been se¬lected as chairman of the costumecommittee for this year’s Mirrorproduction ^All’s F'air” in the placeof Betty Harlan, who is not inschool this quarter. Another ap¬pointment is announced by RebeccaHeyward, stage manager for theshow, who has chosen MargaretGraham as her assi.stant.Voice tryouts for singing parts inthe revue will be held this after¬noon from 2 to 2:30 under the di¬rection of Mack Evans in his studioon the second floor of Mitchell tow¬er. Mack Evans, who is director ofthe University choir, was unable toattend the tryout scheduled for yes¬terday afternoon because of illness.The singing tryouts are distinctlyseparate from the specialty numberswhich were rehearsed last quarter.They are entirely under the direc¬tion of Mack Evans, and will fur¬nish opportunities for solo singing(Continued on page 3) Reduce Bid Price toFive-Fifty withSupper ,Herbie Kay’s orchestra, “mastersof modern dance rhythm,” will playfor the annual Washington prom,to be held in the Drake hotel onFriday, February 19.The committee’s selection of thisband and of the Drake hotel wasapproved by the Undergraduatecouncil, sponsor of the affair, atits meeting last night. The councilfurther announced that $5.50 wouldbe the price of bids.Serve SupperA chicken supper served in theGold ballroom of the Drake will bea special feature of the evening,states Warren E. Thompson, busi¬ness manager. In spite of the factthat the price of the bids is lowerthan in any previous year, this sup¬per will be served as an additionalinnovation. For several years, $10was charged for Washington Prombids. Two years ago, the figure was$7.75, while last winter, with onlyice cream and cake being served asrefreshments, $6 was charged forbids. “The decision to offer promguests four hours of dancing withHerbie Kay’s orchestra and thechicken supper for the reduced priceof $5.50 was made last night in aneffort to give students the finestpossible evening of entertainmentfor an economical figure,” state themembers of the committee on ar¬rangements.In past years, the prom has beenheld at the South Shore countryclub. The Drake hotel, with itsdining and ball rooms on the samefloor offered facilities that seemedmore desirable for serving supper'and 'accommodating dancers in aconvenient manner.Tickets Out ThursdayTickets will be placed on sale thisThursday in all fraternity, dormi¬tory, and club houses on the cam¬pus. Robert Balsley will direct astaff of men who will be in chai'geof the sale during the next threeweeks.Herbie Kay’s orchestra has beenplaying at the Blackhawk cafe forseveral months. He and his tenpiece band will play for prom danc¬ers from 9:30 until 2. Kay is agraduate of Northwestern univer¬sity, and a member of Sigma AlphaEpsilon. His orchestra has appear¬ed at numerous city hotels, theTrianon and Aragon ballrooms, andlast year played at the Jay hop ofMichigan university. The bandbroadcasts nightly over stationWGN, specializing in college tunesand fraternity numbers.Edgar Goldsmith was in chargeof securing the orchestra for theprom, while Rube Frodin and JohnMills inspected hotel facilities andrecommended utilization of theDrake.This will be the twenty-eighthannual Washington prom and marksthe high point of the winter socialseason. It is the only formal Uni¬versity ball sponsored for the entirestudent body.DR. SNOW WILL TALKTO FOREIGN STUDENTSDr, Sydney B. Snow, president ofthe Meadville Theological seminary,will address the regular Sunday eve¬ning' meeting of the Internation¬al Students Association at 5:30 inIda Noyes hall on “The Religion ofthe Future.” The address will befollowed by group singing.After the supper program Mr.Howard H. Clemons, an Americanmember of the association and a stu¬dent in the University, will tell of his*experiences on a scenic trip throughYellowstone Park. His lecture willbe illustrated by colored slides.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY. JANUARY 20, 1932iatlg iiarnouFOUNDED lU 1901 .I The Travelling Bazaar]I BY FRANK HARDING |THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THEUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished morninga, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday,during the Autumn. Winter and Spring quarters by The DailyMarottn Company. 5S31 University Ave. Subscription rates $3.00per year: by mail, $1.50 per year extra. Single copies, flve-centaeach.No responsibility is assumed by the University of Chicago furany statements appearing in llie Daily Maroon, or for anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the postoffice at Chicago. Illinois, under the .\ct of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationLOUIS N. RIDENOUR, JR., Editor-in-ChiefMERWIN S. ROSENBERG, Bu.=?ines8 ManagerMARGARET EGAN, Senior EditorJANE KESNER, Senior EditorHERBERT H. JOSEPH, Jr., Sports EditorASSOCIATE EDITORSMAXINE CREVISTONRUBE S. FRODIN, JR.BION B. HOWARDJ. BAYARD POOLEJAMES F. SIMONWARREN E. THOMPSON3LEANOR E. WILSON BUSINESS ASSOCIATESJOHN D. CLANCY. JR.EDGAR L. GOLDSMITHSOPHOMORE ASSISTANTSWM. A. KAUFMANWALTER MONTGOMERYVINCENT NEWMANEDWARD SCHALLERRICHARD J. YOUNGSOPHOMORE EDITORSJANE BIESENTHAIMELVIN GOLDMANWILLIAM GOODSTEINEDWARD NICHOLSONTASULA PETRAKISROSEMARY VOLKMARGARET MULLIGAN HOBART GUNNINGBETTY HANSENROBERT HERZOGDAVID LEVINEEUGENE PATRICKWILLIAM WAKEFIELDJANE WEBERNight Editor: Bion B. HowardAssistants: Gunning and Wakefield THE PHONEYCover (censored) CHAPEL IS HOMEOF UNIVERSITY’SRELIGIOUS IDEALSHave you heard about the Scotchman who was.80 tight that he got married in his Dack yardso that his chickens could eat the rice?He:She:j Ink Pot PoorlyI Wilder than Wilder\ Have you heard about the time Mr. Wilderi (that’s Thornton Wilder, the author) hadI lunch with President Hoover? Wilder dropped; a plate on Hoover’s foot; whereupon the Pres-i ident said, “Mr. Wilder, that’s a horse on me!’’Don't Tell a SoleMr. Swenson teaches Psychology. ... Frankie: Dee, who used to go here to school, is now amovie actress. .. .We have heard rumors thatI Joe Temple has been seen with Jane F’ulton. .. .Mr. Hutchins lives at the corner of 59th Streetand University Avenue, according to the butler.—The Phoneys. CContinued from page 1) .ternoon vesper services have beena significant indication of the place |of the chapel as a bond between the iuniversity and the city, great numberscoming to enjoy the music of organand student choir. The Christmasand Easter pageants, the quarterlyconvocations, the memorable inau¬guration of President Hutchins,have all found their impressive set¬ting in this University building.Establishing a sense of fellow¬ship between students and facultyaround the basis of common idealsand loyalties, the chapel tand Itsstaff are seeking to make a mostdistinctive contribution to the lifeand progress of the Univei’sity.(This is the twelfth in a seriesof articles on outstanding Universityinstitutions and personalities. An¬other will appear next Wednesday.)PAUL DOUGLAS(Continued from page 1)of Social Service and Religion,chapel governing body, to meet atintervals on Sunday evening as adiscussion group. The man whospeaks at the Chapel services in themorning is usually the gue.^t at theseevening sessions.Wednesday, January 20. 1932ANOTHER VOTE FOR VOLUNTARYGYMThe Undergraduate council last night took an¬other of the decisive steps which have set thisyear’s council apart from its predecessors. As abody representative of student sentiment, jt passeda resolution asking that the University Senate re¬consider its decision in the matter of compulsoryphysical culture for college students. This de¬cision need not be regarded as the last word inthe matter of student sentiment regarding thepractice of requiring students (who are not re¬quired to attend classes devoted to the cultiva¬tion of their minds) to attend classes devoted tothe cultivation of their biceps, but it is at leasta straw which indicates beyond a doubt the di¬rection in which the wind of undergraduate senti¬ment is blowing.The trend of affairs both in the men’s and thewomen’s physical culture departments seems tobe toward a greater freedom in matters of re¬quired gymnasium. The men are permitted tosubstitute participation in Intramural games forphysical culture credit, while the women are of¬fered the advantage of recreational periods, inwhich they may participate in whichever sportthey prefer, each week. Such arrangements aremerely dodges designed to facilitate and make aspainless as possible the retention of the requiredstatus of physical education in the College, out ofall proportion to the value of physical educationin the College. The sensible move to take wouldbe to place physical culture on the same basis asare the other courses offered in the College and Di¬visions.A point which we have never seen brought outin the discussion of the retention of required physi¬cal culture is that of the ease with which the re¬quirement can be dodged, at least by the men.It is only necessary for a man to go down toBartlett and claim to be working for his own sup¬port at such hours that it is impossible for himto attend a gym class, for him to be excused withcredit. The practice of having one’s friends poseas one’s employers in order to dodge P. C. iswidespread. A system under which dodging ispossible is comparable to that under which the1929 Cook County tax rolls were made up, andis manifestly unfair.Opponents of physical culture have exhibitedan astounding lack of confidence in the goodjudgment of their fellow men and women; for if.as it is claimed—on what grounds we do notknow—it is true that physical culture during thefirst two years is necessary to the health of theindividual, then the sensible individuals are goingto find it out and indulge in such training, whetherit be required or no. Those who take exercise withreluctance are only forced, under compulsoryphysical culture, to postpone for six quarters theirrelapse into the sedentary existence which will lastfor the rest of their lives.Brushing one’s teeth is admittedly a measurewhich is of benefit to one’s teeth and health ingeneral. Why not have classes in required tooth-brushing?—L. N. R., Jr. Cartoon of a GentlemanBy Oscar ZychEditor's Xote: This is included as a specimenof creative undergraduate pornography.It was a scummy night and he felt lousy. 1feel lousy, he thought. What I need is a drinkand I wonder if Marie is home; maybe I oughtto go see her. ***** He crept upstairs on hishands and knees. She stood before him, beau¬tiful. attainable. His drunken eyes undressedher. ***** His drunken eyes dressed her again.THE BRONX CHEERJ&i.Galileo, famous astron¬omer, who found and an¬nounced the fact that theearth revolves around thesun, and not vice (sic!)versa.Platitudes of Meredith MeekBy Roarin HedgehogMeredith Meek was tall and handsome and 1quiet and got quite a reputation at college asa heller and a criterion but really away downdeep in his heart he wasn’t sure but he likedto think of himself as thwarted. He led a lifeof quiet desperation. He stood in front of theradio and led the dance orchestra. You’ll haveto read some of this next month, too, the edi¬tor writes it.Frat Life at Chi U.ThisistheAlphaDelthouse,whichhasroomsandbaths.Frosh Puffs to a SeniorYou don’t know much, pf, puff, puff, pft.We’re the first class to enter under the newplan and puff puff pft are going to have achance to educate ourselves puff pft. You’reolder and have had enough of women alreadypuff puff pft.The Swivel-Chair HospitalBy Doctors Sullen and DribblepenPhi Gamma Delta gets up. Phi Gam haslunch. Dr. Harshe came in when the boys werehaving lunch and sat down with the Oak Parkgiant and Louie Alvarez. The Fijis go to theCoffee Sop. The Islanders go to bed. Andhave you heard about the new F. G. house? The iTraveling Bazaar is lousy, but wouldn’t be if wehad won the competition to run it last spring.The Traveling Bazaar has been parodied inthe current edition of the Phoenix, and wethought it only just that ice might parodyThe Phoenix in the present issue of TheTraveling Bazaar. Save your fifteen centsand read The Daily Maroon. TRY OUR SPECIALSUNDAY DINNERSpecial Middle-nite LuncheonsSelected Quality FoodJ. & C. Restaurant1527 E. 55th St. Dor. 10361OUT TODAY15cTHE INK POTThe noble Maroongets takenTexas Guinan & Mr. Wilder.... oops!Squirrels—also stories on campus personalitiesSTORIESBud E.ast (Poet, trackman and happy)Alice in BlunderlandJoseph Abel (Law student extraordinary)Lawyers and Law StudentsDRS. ALLEN AND PETERSONChi Psi goes bye byeSome new names (two half wits with one mind)Terrible punsChristmas ShoppingHERE AND THERE!Alpha Delta Phooey—“A beautiful picture”"John Watson"—A story of a successful man"Meredith Week"—Conitnues again.ALSOA Ballyhoopage and promOUT TODAY15cinnu/AILI IVIAKUUIN, JAINUAKICi) eS ? i(O^Ri^a §0 0 nTheGrandstandAthletebyHERBERT JOSEPH JR. MAROON GYMMASBPREPARE FOR MEETWITH ST. LOWS ‘T Fencers CompeteFor Positions onThree Man Team\V( see that the faculty com-n.ittee of athletics at Wisconsin hasmaile certain recommendationsamonp which is one suggesting thatWi.'fonsin and other schools refrainfrom scouring the countrysWe foryouths of athletic potentialities. Thecommittee goes on to say that it isthe duty of the Big Ten conferenceto pre-'erve a strictly amateur basisin the intercollegiate contests, orsomething to that effect. This laststatement is worth thinking about.But then they did kick Iowa out acouple of years ago. Of course theywere the only ones who were (andaryl abiHilutely .s\^eet, -clenji andpure.What’s more, the VVLsconsin big.>;hot^ actually come out and admitthey do a little poking around inodd corners for athletic ‘‘finds’’.Which is interesting, very interest¬ing.*****1 he wrestlers seem to have anyyy tor publicity. Have you noticedthy dazzling posters they’ve beenhanging around in these parts? Andno\c the gym team lias followed^uit.« « « 4> «.'^peaking of the grapplers remindsus that the way they came out ofthy Iowa State Teachers fracus Sat¬urday with a 29 to 3 defeat reallylooks very bad. Yes, very bad. Butthyry is one thing that makes it looka little better. That is that four ofthe t'out.s Avent into overtimes. Andthat means that we almost won afew. Wy hope for better things this\vy•■.^-tnd.*****With all the cuts in .salaries thehaxhall playei-s are getting in thelug i* agues, it may give some ofour institutions of higher learningan idea. As a result, some of theathly y;- on the payrolls may have ahard winter. After all why shouldn’t ^they Miffer along with the rest ofUs nu)rtals. But then they may allhavy f(iur year contracts which can’tI'y Idoken. And that’s better thanBaby Kuth can boast of.*****And for the first time in a goodmany years the swimming team willhave .come divers if all goes well.Thy .Marron brothers are slated totaky care of that assignment in amo>t efficient manner. Both of themhave several titles, and are regard¬ed as -plashers of the first class.\'hich is good news. A twisted knee sustained Tuesdayby George Wright, all-around manon the Maroon gymnastic team, willweaken the team coigsiderably fortheir first meet of the season Sat¬urday with the St. Louis Y. M. C.A. The meet A^ill start at 7:45 inBartlett gym and will last for onehour and a half. Admission is free.“St. I»uis from all indications hasa strong team and we will need allour men if we are to beat them,”Coach Hoffer said yesterday. “Wewill use Wright wherever we canwithout further injury to his knees,”he added. Murphy and Scherubelhave also been injured in the sameway as Wright, but they have re¬covered to a large degree so thatthey will be able to participate.All conference gymnastic teamshave been reduced this year fromten men teams to six men teams.This has been an added incentivefor team candidates which has madethem show up exceptionally well inpractice lately.Wright may be able to competein some of the events where he doesnot have to land on his leg. His in¬jury, however, wifi weaken the teamdecidedly in the tumbling and ringsevents.The lineup for the meet follows:horizontal bar—Olson, Wright, .Al¬varez, and Jefferson; horse—Olson,Wright, .Adler, and Hanley; rings—Olson. Wright, Murphy, and Scheru¬bel; parallel bars—Olson, Wright,Alvarez, and Murphy; and tumbling—Olson, Wright, Nordhaus, Taylor,and Scherubel.The .Maroons first conferencemeet is with Minnesota, February13, at .Minneapolis; followed by ameet with Wisconsin, at Madison,February 20. The next home meetis a triangular meet with Illinoisand Michigan March 4, and this isfollowed by the conference meetMarch 12.Several of Coach Hoffer’s menwill enter the Olympic tryouts.Wright will enter the all-aroundcompetition and Captain Olson willenter in the rings. Hanle.v, diminu¬tive member of the squad, will enterin the rope climbing event. Ropeclimbing is not held in conferencecompetition, but Ls included in theeastern meets and by the A, A. U.Bromund, conference champion inthe club swinging event for the lastthree years will also go out for theOlympic team. This event was abol¬ished last year from conferencemeets. Chicago had won the con¬ference championship in this eventseventeen out of the twenty timesthat it was held. SWIMMING SQUAD !REVEALS QUALITY,COACH DECLARESMaroon fencers are now duelingit out among themselves for posi-I tions on the University team as prac¬tice gets under way in preparationfor the ‘coming Big Ten meets.Practice under the direction ofCoach Robert Merrill.Most of last year’s men are backand the situation for the Maroonswordsmen is rather favorable.However the fencers are handicapp¬ed here as in other of the Big Tenschools by the fact that only threemen are allowed to compete for thehonors instead of the maximumnumber of seven, which was allow¬ed under the old rules.Due to the existing financialstringencies, a change has beenmade in the Big Ten league sched¬ule. Only three dual meets are al¬lowed under the present temporarychange before the conference meetat the ttjul of the quarter. The fenc¬ing schedule for Chicago includes ameet with Michigan at Ann Arbor,January 23; one with Ohio State atChicago, February 12; a triangularmeet with Illinois and Northwesternat Chicago, February 2fi and 27.The Conference individual champion¬ships will be held here on March11 and 12..Although the fact that only threemen can compete in the fencingmeets hampers the Maroon.s, still thechances 'and material for the meetsare ver,v cheering. Three men willhave to be chosen before the meetsto compete in the three fencing in¬struments, foil, saber, and epee. Inthe foil the best men are Almond,a senior, of last year’s team anda sophomore Julian. In additionthere are a number of other prom¬ising foilers, Vander Hoef is sup¬ported by Gillies, a senior fromlast year, and a sopiiomore, Young.Vander Hoef is the best man in thesaber, his regular weapon. Jul'ianand Young are also workjng on thesaber with Vander Hoef. .At thepresent time no one has receivedany set berth..Arrangements are now beingmade for some practice meets tohelp the men get in shape. .A prac¬tice meet is being arranged withthe Milwaukee Y. M. C. A., the jWashington University of St. Louis, |and the Western Subiirban FoilsClub. ^ “The best freshman swimmingsquad in the past few years” is theway Coach McGillivray designates hisyearling splashers. But what theteam has in tpiality, it lacks in quan¬tity, for it is one of the smallestgroup of Freshmen to try out forthe swimming team in the history ofthe University.The squad is unbalanced to an un¬usual degree, having an abundance of ibreast stroke and free-style swim¬mers and a scarcity of back-strokemen. There are no divers on theteam. The men who are outstand¬ing in the first two events are of suchcalibre that they tend to put the lat¬ter two events in a place of minorimportance.In the breast stroke, the fastestman is (Jlomset who has averaged sofar this .season a mark which wouldhave placed him second to the con¬ference record-breaker in the Big Tenmeet last year. He is the best per¬former found this season. Also cap¬able in this event are Will, Stoler,Dwyer, and Walsh, who are constant-l.v pushing Glomset for number 1 po¬sition.The free-style swims are also wellcovered by Barden, Toole, Nicoll, andHolland. Barden has made confer¬ence qualifying time in the 100 yardrace and is relied upon to fill in aweak place in the varsity outfit nextyear. Holland is good in both the220 and the 100 and Coach McGilli¬vray has not yet decided in whichevent he will enter.Brookens is the only man trying forthe backstroke position and he is cap¬able in this department where thevarsity is weak.With this squad of fast swimmers.Coach McGillivray stafed that theconference race would be very inter¬esting from the viewpoint of the Chi¬cago supporters because of the factthat where the varsity team is un¬balanced this year, the new boys willfill in. This will make a well-balancedoutfit next year, something which hasnot been Chicago’s advantage formany years.Gasoline consumption in the Unit¬ed States showed an inrease in1931, when 1,340,000 carloads wereconsumed, as compared with 1,330,-000 carloads in 1930, according tothe Chicago Motor Club.LIND’S TEA ROOM6252 University Ave.Special Luncheon 40cDinners 50c and 60c Mrs. A. B. Coakley Phone Mid. 2324A. B. 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SpecialHam a la King on Toast ,Home Made RollsPeppermint Candy Ice CreamChoice ofCoffee - Tea - Milk - ButtermilkWe make all our own pies, cakes, rollsand ice creams.You’ll be crazy about our early Americanatmosphere and Colonial girls.(Remember the address)6324 Woodlawn Ave.(Call Hyde Park 6324 if you plan a large party) GRANADA CAFE6800 COTTAGE GROVENO COVERMINIMUM CHARGESpend What You WantStay As Long As You Like“HARLEM KNICHTS’’GREATEST OF ALL BANDSDORCHESTER 0074 - PHONES - HYDE PARK 0646 Tonight’s I-M Schedule, The schedule for Intramuralbasketball games for tonight is asfollows:7:.30Sigma Chi vs. Alpha Sigma Phi.Delta Kappa Epsilon vs. Phi DeltaTheta.Kappa Nu II vs. Phi Kappa Sig¬ma.8:15Phi Gamma Delta vs. Phi SigmaDelta.Tau Delta Phi vs. Alpha Delta Phi.Ponies I vs. Phi Beta Delta.9:00Phi Pi Phi vs. Lkmbda Chi Alpha.Tau Kappa Epsilon vs. Delta TauDelta.Delta Upsilon vs. Sigma Nu. HIGH SCORES AREFEATURE OF INITIAL“B” LEAGUE GAMESMARCH 3 SELECTED ASWINTER CARNIVAL DATEThe Intramural department has setMarch 3 as the date for the WinterCarnival. This event is one of thehighpoints in the intramural programfor the winter quarter and announce¬ments have been sent to fraternityhouses and dormitories to promotethe cooperation of all the men in theUniversity.The many requests for participa¬tion in the unusual game of badmin¬ton has caused the department to i-e-serve the north courts of Bartlett forplayers of 4his game. The net willbe furnished, but players will haveto bring their own equipment. Thecourts will be open in the morningsand in the afternoons from 1-2:30.Basketball courts are still openfor organization practice and entriesin intramural games are urged tomake their reservations for them. The Intramural Basketball tourn¬ament was advanced last night whensixteen teams made their first ap¬pearances in the season’s competi¬tion. Twelve of these sixteen teamsare in the “B” league, the BurtonCourt participants being the onlymembers of the “A” division. Thesegames were the initial tilts in the“B” league.Barbarians, 55; Zeta Beta Tau, 13In the Barbarian-Zete game Smol-er and Grossman were the highpoint men for the victors.Phi Delts Theta, 32; Alpha DeltaPhi, 12Starring for the Phi Delts, Sim-ral rolled up 16 points.Phi Kappa Psi, 29; Phi GammaDelta, 14The high point man in the PhiPsi-Phi Gam tilt was Bowman, ofthe winning team.Chi Psi, 11; Deke, 8Chi Psi downed the Delta KappaEpsilon “B” team in the first of thegames played in the “B” league. Thevictory resulted from the excellentguarding of the winning team.Psi Upsilon, II, 16; DeltaUpsilon, 10The Psi Upsilon second team wona speedy game from the Delta Up¬silon five by a 16-10 score.Phi Beta Delta. 22; S. A. E., 5Phi Beta Delta trampled on S. A.(Continued on page 4)HOLD MIRROR TRYOUTS(Continued from page 1)parts.Rehearsals for the orchestra willstart in the near future Announce¬ment of the time will oe made ina later issue.Railroads in 1931 carried approxi- |mately 3,090,000 automotive car- |loads, including new’ motor vehicles, Iparts, fuel, lubricants and highwaymaterials, for which they received |a revenue of approximately $444,-:000,000, according to the Chicago ■Motor Club. MISS LA MONDELLINVITES YOUPrivate Dining RoomDistinctively DifferentBE OUR GUESTDINNERS 55c and 75cSUNDAY DINNER DE LUXE85cAFTERNOON TEAFRENCH CUISINEMITm CHATEAU1342 East 53rd StreetSpecial SaleTYPEWRITERSCorona 4’sStandard KeyboardAll Guaranteed for ONEl-YEAR$29^*34^2 32^36;^Terms $5.00 per MonthIf you need a Typewriter it will pay you to see theseand other bargains we have to offer.Quick and efficient repair service.We call for and deliver.WOODWORTH’S1311 E. S7th St.Open Evenings to 9 P. M. Fairfax 2 103Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY. JANUARY 20, 1932fmT. P.remarks: YOU CAN’T EAT A FULL DRESSSUIT!Everybody knows that. But you cansell the suit, or other things that youno longer need, through a notice in TheTrading Post. With the cash you getyou can buy the things you really need.Sounds like a good proposition—and itis, even if you aren’t hungry. Bringyour notice to the Maroon office, orphone Hyde Park 9221.\V.ANTED I'niversily yraiii.alo■xith secretarial e\pericricc in ley-a'\>ork and knowledge of iiiesentoolitic'il situation in I'hicaxro.i'ermanent i«)sition. .Mis.s Robin-WANTED (iirl to stay eveningswith children in exchanjfe for room.and board. .Mi.ss Robinson. W.ANTKD hTxiierienced cashierto work for meals in South Sidecafeteria. Home n-onomics studentluei'errcd. .Miss Robinson.W.ANTKD (Jirl to do k hourshousework iier week in exchamtefor riH'm and breakfast. Near cam-l>us. Miss Robinson.Siuff (I sonff of t!/poIVritersFor studious girls (tiid hogs—Here's a hi and new typewriterThat type-writes minus voise.The University of Chicago Book¬store has the solution to a varietyof study problems; it’s the new port¬able noiseless typewriter, and it hasbeen reduced to $75 (originallypriced at $92.50)—You may buyit on the installment plan if youlike—(and you probably do like).Your room-mate will bless you foi-ever, (and likewise you’ll blesshim), if one of these new typewrit-*ers gets into the household. Con- *sider the advantages of being ableto type far into the night without 'bringing down a barrage of bitter comment from the “roomie”, neigh¬bors, etc. .\ow you can enjoy ashow, and still manage to get yourpapers excellently typed and in ontime. This new typewriter comesin either a Remington or an Under¬wood model, is more sturdily builtthan the regular Portable, but isthe same convenient size, .'^teji inthe Bookstore for a Demonstration—the Typewriter as Silent and Kf-fective as Thought.If you’re alert and really wise,you won’t let Hard Times crampyour good taste or keep you frombeing ever.v bit as well-dres.sed as.vou’ve ever hoped to be. This veiyminute there’s a very worthwhilesale in progress at the Jane S.Adamson Old English Shop 1007 E.61st Street. Dresses that have been.selling for as much as $17.50 havebeen reduced to $4.95. The verynewest in Spring Prints are includ- TODAYon theQUADRANGLESThe Daily MaroonNight editor for the next issue:Rube S. Frodin, Jr. Assistants: Mel¬vin Goldman and Edward Nicholson.Undergraduate OrganizationsSophomore candidates for man¬agers’ po.'^itions in Klackfriars will 'sign up from 12 to 1:15 in the of- :tice on the third door of Mitchelltower.Tarpon tryouts will be held from3 to 4. Swimming pool, Ida Noyeshall.Mu sic and Religious ServicesDivinity chapel: The Rev. Edwin\V. Dunlavy A%ill speak on “EthicalProblems of the Minister. II. Self-.\ggrandisement." at 12 in JosephBond chapel.Musical \esper .service at 5 in tlued among these sale dresses. Otherprices $6.95—up to $12.75—indieate real reductions on all the high¬er priced dresses. You, women, whorecognize quality of materials and ireal style sophistication will findlarge savings by attending this saleNOW.Brighten up with one of the newknit ties that have just been puton display at Winter’s CollegeShops, 1005 E. 61st and 1357 E.55th St. They’ve been importe<lfrom .\ustria. and the fancy weavesand the bright, splashy colors arejust the touch you need for youidarker, more sombre suits. Oh, don’tgive the price a second thought—these ties are only 50c. which mean-you can have several. .4nd The JaneS. .\damson Old English .Shop, 1007E. 61st (right next door to Win¬ter’s) is selling knitted scarfs—im- Iported also and in the high colorsand fancy weaves—for only $1.00;You may get one to match your tiesin either the same or contrastingcolors. B. B. University chapel. Frederick M'ar- .riott plays “Cantabile” by Loret and |“Pastorale in E Major” by Franck. IClara M. Schevill, contralto soloist ji of the chapel, will present a pro¬gram.Departmental Organizations |El Circub E.'^panoel will meet at j4 in Ida Noyes hall under Piof. C. jE. Parmenter. ;The Junior Mathematical clubwill meet at 4 in Eckhart 209. Mr. jP. Youtz will speak on “HistoricalSketch of Synthetic Projective Ge- ;ometry.”Prof. Sewall Wright will discuss“The Genetics of the Number ofDigits in the Guinea Pig” ’before ameeting of the Zoology club at1:3(i in Zoology 29.Visiting Piof. .4. R. Radcliffe- !Blown will give his second weeklylecture in a series of ten on “.Social iDisintegration.” He will speak inthe Winter Quarter lecture series ,of the Division of the .‘social Sci¬ences. At 3:30 in the Social Sciencea.ssembly room.Radio Lectures"('olunial Literature”, by Professor Boynton. .Station W.M.4Q.S:0()-8:35 A. M.“Readings”, by Mr. Miller. Sta- jtion WM.AQ, 10:45 .4. M.Miscellaneous.4})plications for admission to the ;Medical School must be tiled today ;in the office of the Dean of Medi- 'cal Students. Today is the last dayfor these applications.Cap and Gown Pictures12:00 Kindergarten Primary club.12:10 Law School council. ■12:15 Tai pon club.12:20 Women’s “C” cluln12:35 Cap and Gown sophomores.12:45 Freshman journalism class.1 :00 Daily Maioon sophomores.HILL’S CAFETERIA63rd and Woodlawn Ave.Always Reliable for your Breakfast,Lunch or Dinner.General Price Reduction inkeeping with the times. ATHENAEUMJanuary 18, 1931.Dear Sir:I shall be eternally grateful ifyou will jiublish this letter in yourcolumns. It has to do with thewomen of the University and moreparticularly with the recreation of.'aid women.We have in our midst Ida Noyeshall, a structure of great architec¬tural beauty, elaborately and taste¬fully decorated. Basically it servestwo purposes:1. .4 place where Junioi- Collegewomen assemble for REQUIREDphysical education.2. .4 show place where curiousvisitors to the University may par¬ade of a Sunday afternoon.The atmosphere of the place isdistinctly mid-Victorian-Quiet Re-stiained-Suporfically-ladylike. But tothe real purpose of this epistle—recreation for University women.Why not use Ida Noyes as a build¬ing of recreation for women? Whynot make it a club house where girlsmay gather in the evening. Satur¬day afternoon, and Sunday forgames of ping pong, deck tennis,volley ball etc. Why not open thegym for them to use of their ownfree will? Let them bowl and swimand let them u>e Dmlley Field foraii'hery, soccor, baseball etc. Whynot put a drop light over the pintrpong table so tTiat they may seewhat they are jilaying. Why not in¬ stall a radio that works—why notget some records for the V' -rolaand rolls for the player piar \\^have enough museums on ca. rnj^Why not make Ida Noyes aof wholesome activity not a tplace antf a stamping groundquired gym?If there are answersqueries will someone be goodto inform me, and if th^.;others who share my feel;;- - uj]]they be good enough to upii, .Let’s have activity instead kj],.chatter for a change.M. .1.McKINSEY LECTURES(Continued from page 1some idea as to what the.working towards. He alsoout th^t knowledge of tlTfunctions of a vocation miglr -student a great «leal of tim.would be lost by choosing thoccupation.I-M BASKETBALL(Continued from pafje 3E. winning with little effort.Wolverine*, Wildcats, "In the Burton Uourt .the Wolverines won a chifrom the Wildcats 9-7.Badgers, 26; Gophers, 1In the second of the Burt •!'games the Badgers beat the (,26-19.A Students’ LuncheonWE have a new luncheon for studentsevery day. This excellent lunch con¬tains the same high value of all of GREENSHUTTER’S foods. Thfe new lunch at aneven more moderate price will please you.Green Shutter Tea Shop5650 KENWOOD FAIRFAX 9060Enriching the LanguageyiTAMlNE, Dermutation. Halitosis.jimmy-pipe. Neutrodyne, Ortho-phonic . . 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