twenty-two takeBIDS FROM SEVENCLUBS FOLLOWINGQUARTER’S RUSHINGMortar Board and ChiRho Sigma LeadWith Fivetransfer studentsTwenty-two transfer studentswere plcdpred by seven clubs Sundayat the official bidding, following aquarter’s period of rushing.^ Onlytransfer women were eligible* forclub pledging at this time.Chi Rho Sigma and Mortar Boardhead the list with a total of fivepledges each. Quadrangler, Wyvernand Esoteric pledged three each,.Sigma two, and Pi Delta Phi pledgedone. The official lists of pledgesfor Phi Beta Delta and Delta Sigma■Rave not yet been obtained.Chi Rho SigmaChi Rho Sigma has pledged SallyKi.^her, rTiarlotte Foster, Elizabethh’reeinan, Josephine Holmes andMary Solenberger.Mortar Board’s pledges are Fran¬ces Dexter, Phyllis Ferry, Hester■Ann Thomas, Eleanor Welch, andEllen Westphal.Esoteric announces the pledgingof Dora Dixon, Molly Mason, andMel Russell.Wyvern pledged Katherine Hunt¬er. Faith Fitzgerald, and MaurineFalhenburg.QuadranglerQuadrangler pledged VirginiaBoone, Jean Price and Francesl.inden.Those who pledged Sigma areMary .^nn Page and .Marjorie Baed-er.Pi Delta Phi pledged Harriet E.Child.These students entered the Uni¬versity from other colleges iMt falland .were therefore eligible alterone quarter’s residence. Pledgingtook place as soon as the eligibilitylists were sent out from the record¬er’s office after a check on gradeshad been made.The proce'dure was the same asthat which has been effect inprevious years for the pledging oftreshinen. Sealed bids were takento Mi.ss P'Vances Lauren in Ida•Noye.s hall. She sent out special de¬livery letters to prospective pledges,who came to Ida Noyes hall Sunday(Continued on p*ge 3) Louis UntermeyerFourth LecturerOn Moody SeriesLouis Untermeyer, styled by AmyLowell as the “most versatile geniusin America’’, is coming to campusTuesday at 8:15 to speak on “TheCritics Half Holiday’’ in the fo irtbof a series of lectures sponsored bythe William Vaughn Moody founda¬tion.Mr. Untermeyer is known chieflyfor his poetry and criticism. Hisbest known works in verse include“Clwllenge’’, “Roast i^eviathan’’,“These Times’’ a series written in1917 and containing reflections onthe world war, “The New Adam’’.“Parodies’’, “Ye.sterday and Today’’,and the recently published “BurningBush.’’“Moses’’ published in 1929 wa.sfollowed in March, 1930, by “BlueRhine and Black Forest’’, a travelhook with an anthology of Scnwartz-wald verse based on Mr. Untermey-er’s travels in Germany. This an¬thology is now being used as a col¬lege fextbook.Mr, Untermeyer is also a wellknown designer and manufacturingjeW’eler. He started in the jewelrybusiness at 17 as one of the em¬ployees in his father’s and uncle’sfirm, Untermeyer, Robbins andCharles Keller Company. Later hebecame vice-president of the com¬pany and then manager of the chieffactory at Newark, New Jersey. Heresigned from this capacity in 1923in order to devote his entire time tostudy and writing.His first contributions to publica¬tions were to the Liberator and TheSeven Arts. He has recently con¬tributed criticism and reviews toThe New Republic, the New YorkEvening Post, the Yale Review andthe Saturday Review of Literature.He is the translator and compiler(Continued on page 4) NAME WILSON HEAD JAMES 0. MC KINSEYOF UBRARY SCHOOL SPEAKS TOMORROWNew Dean Leaves Post at Leading Accountant LecturesNorth Carolina School In Vocational SeriesLouis Round Wilson, librarian atthe University of North Carolina,Chapel Hill, North Carolina, willleave his post to become the Deanof the Graduate Library School atthe University next September, theBoard of Trustees announced yester¬day. The position has been temporar- 1ily filled since 1929, when George A. jWorks, present Dean of Students, 'resigned his position as head of the !school to accept the presidency of jConnecticut Agricultural College. jMr. Wilson was graduated from 'Haverford College, and received |his advanced degrees from North jCarolina. He became librarian at |North Carolina in 1901, and has iretained the post ever since. In |1922 he assumed the directorship ofthe University of North CarolinaPress. He is known for his work inthe library field. In addition to vari¬ous works of philological subjects.He is a contributor to numerouslibrary magazines.The Graduate Library School atthe University was founded in theautumn of 1928 and Mr. Works wasnamed Dean. Under Dean Worksand his successors the school gainedapid prominence among library(Continued on page 3) Professor James 0. McKinsey,head of the firm of James O. Mc¬Kinsey and company, certified pub¬lic accountants, will deliver thethud lecture in the vocationalseries, “Opportunities in Business’’,tomorrow at 3:30 in room 108, Has¬kell hall.Mr. McKinsey is professor of busi¬ness and administration in theSchool of Commerce and Adminis¬tration. He graduated from the Uni¬versity in 1916, received his A. M.degree in 1919, and since that timehas graduated from The law schoolof the University of Arkansas, andthe commerce school of St. Louisuniversity. He has also lectured onaccounting at Columbia university.These lectures, “Opportunities inBusiness’’, have been arranged by jthe .\lumni Committee on Vocations !in cooperation with the Board ofVocational Guidance and Placementand the School of Commerce andAdministration. A second series oflectures, “Opportunities in the Pro¬fessions”, which will start Februaryi and which will continue every suc¬ceeding Thursday for five weeks, hasbeen arranged by the Board of \'o-cational Guidance and Placement in(Continued on page 3)Gideonse Advocates GovernmentalOwnership of Armament IndustriesPHOENIX STRIKESAT DAILY MAROONJESTS TOMORROWSample Questions forCurrent Events ExamSubmitted by Gosnell•'Ir. Harold Gosnell, assistant pro¬fessor of political science has sub-•iiitted the third and last of a seriesot suggestive questions for the‘ unent Events examination to begiven by the iCew York Times some¬time in March.1 be questionnaire is divided intothree parts, political, economic, andgeneral interest. Some of thequeries for the political section are:'' horn did the Emperor of Japan‘isk to form a new cabinet? In the^ nited States who was chosen asSpeaker of the House and to whatpaity did he belong? In what coun-t'.v did the President proclaim at hiistmas poliUcal truce? Who re¬signed as President of China, and"hat family thereby lost its po-htical power?A few of the questions in the eco-miinics query are: What emergency•meiee was issued by the Presidtmt^^*''many? What large .American‘ity became financially insolvent inl>Hember? What fbree-fold aid did^^'esident Hoover in his annuallessajfe to Congress recommend forit relief? What economy movesthe Major Baseball Leaguesmade?the last group were the follow-(CoBtiBu*«l OB page 4) Gently admonishing The DailyMaroon for what the Phoenix ed¬itors believe to be misplaced at¬tempts at humor, the January edi¬tion of the monthly’Campus comicmagazine will make its appearancetomorrow, sold by a motley array ofsalespersons drafted from the ranksI of unemployed students.I Editor Orin E. Tovrov last nightj explained that the Phoenix wishesj to maintain its balance in comment-I ing on any phase of campus life thatj appels to its sense of humor. Hedenied any intention to “pick afight’’ with The Daily .Maroon.Among the contributor to the is¬sue are John Mills, whose full-pagephotograph, “Geology and God’’,reveals the harsh Gothic in one ofits .softer moods; Allen C. East,whose short-story, “Alice in Blund-erland’’, satirizes life on the quad¬rangles; and Drs. Peterson and Al¬len, whose article on clubs givesthem their first opportunity to writeat length.(Continued on page 4) Government ownership of the en¬tire armament industry was suggest-l ed as the first step toward an ef¬fective world disarmament programby Harry D. Gideonse, professor ofEconomics, in an address at the ArtInstitute Friday evening. No privateconcerns should be allowed to profitfrom the exploitation of interna¬tional distrust. Dr. Gideonse said.In discussing the economic as- |I pects of disarmament Dr. Gideonse jj revealed official figures recently I! made available and pointed out thatAmerica cannot neglect the disarma- Iment problem on the ground that it jis largely a European affair. Amer- jica spent more money for national |defense in 1930 than any other pow’- ier, and its increase in such expendi¬tures, over a period of fifteen years,has been far greater proportionatelythan that of any other power. Conse¬quently, America must be verymuch a party in any equitable solu- |tion of the disarmament problem. i“W’e often hear,’’ Dr. Gideonse isaid, “that the United States is not |a large factor in the race for com¬petitive armaments. This assump- |tion is false.’’“No one who has witnessed the i economic distress caused by theW’orld War will ever maintain thatwar pays. That period in the historyof mankind is over. But if we areto be realistic In studying the eco¬nomics of war and of armamentswe must recognize that while war.does not pay as an undertaking forsociety as a whole, it holds verydefinite advantages for limitedgroups. In the armament manufac¬turers we have a group maintainedby public expenditure that has adecided financial interest in foster¬ing the sort of international sus¬picion and distrust that lead to high¬er armament expenditures.’’Dr. Gideonse believes that thefirst step toward correction of suchconditions is the public ownership ofthe entire armament industry. Wealready do some of our own navalbuilding and we should extend theapplication of that principle.In discussing the “budgetary’’method of cutting armaments, underwhich each nation would agree tocut its expenditures by a definitepercentage. Dr. Gideonse said thatany cut short of forty percentwould be meaningless. “One reason(CoBtinued on page 3)IDA NOYES DIRECTORFETED BY AUXILIARY ‘Who Did It?’ Campus Query as Lights ofBeecher and Foster Halls Glow LuridlyMembers of the Ida Noyes Auxi¬liary will be Intiwduced to ‘ijMrs.Alma P. Brook, new director of thewomen’s recreation hall, at an in-Tormal dinner January 25 in theIda Noyes sunparlor. This is thefirst official funcfion to be givenby the auxiliary in honor of Mrs.Brook. Miss Damaris Ames, assist¬ant to Dean Works and secretaryto Mrs. Brook, will also be a guest.Approximately forty women, includ¬ing members of both this year’s andlast year’s auxiliaries, are expectedto attend.The program of the Auxiliary forthe Winter quarter includes a seriesof teas that are held every weekdayafternoon excent Friday. BY DAVID C. LEVINEWho turned University avenueinto a red-light district by paintingthe street lamps in front of Beech¬er and Foster halls a lurid crimson?This question was asked of sixteenbig men and women on campus, andfor the first time in history six¬teen big men and women on campusreturned exactly the same answer:“I didn’t do it.”In itself, this would seem to casta peculiar light on the matter, al¬most as peculiar, In fact, as the redlights themselves. But at least someof the peculiarlTy was dispelledwhen, the quest being extended toother parts of the campus, it was di.s-covered that everybody, with a glib¬ness that seemed rehearsed, answer¬ed, “I didn’t do it.”A typical example of this pass-the-buck, tell-nothing attitude whichis etTectually cloaking this nefariousact in mystery was encountered inthe (usually) infallible Informationoffice. There the question wasasked of the young lady at the desk,later identified as Miss Marjorie Cahill. “I didn’t do—I mean, wehave no information on the matter.But there’s a fellow named Petersonin the Faculty ExrfTaiige that mightknow about it. I’ll askj him.” Shedid. “It’s a lie,” Peterkon said. “Ididn’t do it. Why don’t you ask theBuildings and Grounds depart¬ment?”But the call at the Buildings andGrounds office was, if possible, less.satisfactory. There the^ answer tothe question was an emphatic “No!”It might have been much more em¬phatic had not the reporter, withgreat presence of mind, If^pt threedesks, one clerk, and a stout wood¬en railing between himself‘and thegentleman to whom his query wasaddressed.There the matter .stands. Al¬though it is fairly certain that thelamps did not burst into -bloom oftheir own accord, either no one willtell, or else no one knows hoiw theygot that way. Or perhaps we shouldsay that no informationris forthcom¬ing because everybody no’s thequestion. Professor SquiresBreaks up RacketsIn His Spare Time“Cleaning up the Augean stables”in the Cleaning and Dying Industryhas been only a sideline for Ben¬jamin M. Squires, part-time pro¬fessorial lecturer on economics atthe University, Harry A. Millis, pro¬fessor and chainnan of the eco¬nomics department revealed yester¬day.The name of Professor-Lecturer-Arbitrator Squires came into thelimelight of public attention Sundayin connection with the death ofBen Rosenberg, independent-mindedcleaner, at the hands of racketeers.The Chicago Tribune published astory disclosing Squires’ position aspresident of the Cleaners and DyersInstitute at a reputed salary of$25,000 a year.Professor Millis said yesterdaythat the story was almost entirelyinaccurate. “A good part of whathas appeared in city papers is er¬roneous. For example. Squires’.salary is the merest fraction of the$25,000 he is said by the Tribuneto receive.“In fact,” he continued, “Squires’original thought was to serve as ar¬bitrator for the short time regardedas necessary to clean up and stab¬ilize the situation. The salary wasconsidered as a purely incidentalmatter.”Among the other interests withwhich Mr. Squires, who is at pres¬ent taking a short rest in Florida,is associated is the advisory boardof the labor department of the Stateof Illinois, of which he has beenchairman for the past four years.His particular province has been thepublic employment offices in thestate. Last year, he served as sec¬retary of Governor Emmerson’scommission on unemployment re¬lie.(Continued on page 4)SOPHOMORES SIGNUP FOR SIXTEENFRIAR POSITIONSSophomore candidates for posi¬tions of sophomore managers inBlackfriars will sign up today andtomorrow from 12 to 1:15 in theBlackfriar office on the third floorof Mitchell tower. All sophomoresare eligible for these positions.Sixteen positions will be filled.Each of the newly appointed juniormanagers has under him four sopho¬mores to carry on the detailed workof the department. The positionsare: under the business department—box office, advertising, ticketsales, and program; under the com¬pany department; cast chorus,music, and ushers; under the public¬ity department—newspapers, pos¬ters, radio, and high schools; andunder the technical department—scenery, lights, costumes, and prop¬erties.The junior managers for the com¬ing yeat are: Louis Galbraith, pub¬licity; Alfred Jacobsen, business;Henry Sulcer, technfcal; and RalphWebster, company. These men were(Continued on page 4)QUAUTIES OF PERSIANART CITED BY POPEPersian art, its characteristics,and its effect on the art of othercountries and other civilizations wasthe topic of an illustrated lecture byArthur Upham Pope, director of theAmerican Institute of Per.sian Artand Archaeology, given last Fridaynight at the Oriental Institute un¬der the auspices of the Renais.sanceSociety.Mr. Pope cited as the outstandingqualities of Persian Art a love andcommand of pure forms and fidelityto nature: a mastery of color, re¬markable in intensity and variety;and a magnificent control of scaleand value. It is a communal art,fusing its materials into a unifiedwhole dominated by a single idea. MIRROR ANNOUNCESSEVEN WRITERS OFMUSIC, LYRICS, FORREVUE ‘ALL’S FAIR’Alumni and UndergradsContributors toI 932 ShowVOICE TRYOUTS TODAYVoice try-out* for singing part*in the 1932 Mirror production willbe held this afternoon from 2:30to 3:30 under Mack Evan*, directorof the University choir, in hi* studioon the second floor of MitchellTower.Seven composers of lyrics andmusic for “All’s Fair,” the currentannual Mirror revue, were announc¬ed yesterday by members of theboard, and include alumni, under¬graduates, and former members ofthe University. Those whose musicwas selected are: Betty Bateson,William Carroll, Dorothy Dunaw’ay,Norman Eaton, Leona Bachrach Gra¬ham, Orvis Henkle, and Ray Vane.Betty Bateson is not at the pres¬ent time in residence at the Univer¬sity, but attended courses last year.This is the first year that she haswritten music for a Mirror show.William Carroll, best known forhis composition of “Raft to Love,”one of several lyrics which hewrote for “Captain Kidd, Jr.”, lastyear’s Blackfriars show, has contrib¬uted to the Mirror production. Hehas also been selected to make or¬chestrations of the musical numbersfor the entire “All’s Fair” revue.Dorothy Dunaway, Music chair¬man of the 1932 Mirror, w'as affi¬liated with “What Ho!” the 1931presentation, and assisted at thattime with musical accompaniment^:during rehearsal.An alumnus and past president ofthe Dramatic 'association, NormanEaton, returns to the limelight withhis contributions to this year’sshow. While an undei’graduate hewas a college marshal and memberof Alpha Delta Phi; as a graduate,he directs one of three plays whichwere announced for Playfest in anissue of The Daily Maroon lastweek.Leona Bachrach Graham is notregistered in the University thisyear.Orvis Henkle’s compositions comeas a result of familiarity with the(Continued on page 4)Men Gain at DormsDespite All RumorsThat Food Is BadBY wiLLiAK? WakefieldAs the rumors about bad food inthe dorms are beginning to die, dueeither to the lack of promulgatorsor to the improvement of the foodrthere comes a defense from the memin charge of the Burton Court office*that several had moved away lastquarter because they had eaten toomuch.This is almost too much to believein view of the fact that so manyj of the “across the midway” boys hadprotested vigorously about the qual¬ity of the food. The exlanationwas immediately forthcoming.A certain Mr. Willoughby whohails from England was so smittenwith the dormitory menu that hegained exactly forty pounds fromOctober 1 till Christmas. The per¬son in point, because of his eatingpropensities was forced to move toHitchcock Hall, w'here it is reportedthat he is not gaining at such arapid rate. A 'further example waagriven of a boy named Crane whoran a close second to Willoughby bygaining twenty-five pounds and who’remained in the same dorms this;quarter (no doubt to try and rivalthe Englishman’s record.) Even thefaculty figured in this marvelous(Continued on page 4)Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY. JANUARY 19, 1932iailg iiarnottFOUNDED Ii; 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THEUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished murninKS, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday,during the Autumn. Winter and Spring quarters by The DailyMaroon Company. 5831 University Ave. Subscription rates (3.00per year: by mail, (1.50 per year extra. Single copies, flve-centaeach.No responsibility is assumed by the University of Otiicago forany statements appearing in llie Daily Maroon, or for anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entere<l as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the postoffice at Chicago. Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1379.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this pai)er.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationLOUIS N. RIDENOUR, JR., Editor-in-ChiefMERWIN S. ROSENBERG. Business ManagerMARGARET EGAN, Senior EditorJANE KESNER, Senior EditorHERBERT H. JOSEPH. Jr., Sports EditorASSOCl.ATE EDITORSMAXINE CREVISTONRUBE S. FRODIN, JR.BION B. HOWARDJ. BAYARD POOLEI AMES F. SIMONWARREN E. THOMPSONSLEANOR E. WILSON BUSINESS ASSOCIATESJOHN D. CLANCY. JR.EDGAR L. GOLDSMITHSOPHOMORE ASSISTANTSWM. A. KAUFMANW'ALTER MONTGOMERYVINCENT NEWMANEDWARD SCHALLERRICHARD J. YOUNUSOPHOMORE EDITORSJANE BIESENTHALMELVIN GOLDMANWILLIAM GOODSTEINEDWARD NICHOLSONTASULA PETRA KISROSEMARY VOLKMARGARET MULLIGAN HOBART GUNNINGBETTY HXNSENROBERT HERZOGDAVID LEVINEEUGENE PATRICKWILLIAM WAKEFIELDJANE WEBERNight Editor: James F. SimonAssistant: David C. LevineTuesday, January 19, 1932 vantages, but in its true intellectual offerings. Sucha person has, in the past, been impeded at everjturn by a complex, high-schoolish system and abanal routine which left little to his initiative. Histrue thirst for learning has been often turned toa revulsion by the application to him of methodsdesigned for the instruction of the ‘‘average” stu¬dent. In his last two years, he has been some-! times permitted some academic freedom — hasbeen given the license, with some reservations, toeducate himself.But the reorganization of the University has atlast created a differentiation between the studentwho intends to become a genuine scholar and thestudent who has come to the University for its so¬cial and cultural values. In the College, the lat-' ter type of student will be given, in tabloid form,what is considered to be the irreducible minimum iof a general education. In the division, the stu¬dent will be left on his own, and he will find thegoing pretty steep. Plans have been consideredto require a thesis on individual research for theBachelor s degree, just as for the higher degrees.The result will be that fewer and fewer men whohave come to the University specifically for ageneral education, or for the social values col¬lege life holds for them, will enter the divisionsor even become candidates for the Bachelor’s de¬gree; most will leave content with their generaleducation. The divisions will become places forscholars, and the values of the degrees the Uni¬versity confers will rise accordingly. Which, afterall. is as it should be.—L. N. R., Jr.BACHELOR OF SOCIETYSince the war, universities have become insti¬tutions to which every man and woman whoreached the age of eighteen or so and had moneyenough was expected to go. There has been atremendous mushroom growth, during the last igeneration, of institutions of higher education.Originally, men who went to college were expect¬ed to become scholars or professional men; today ,our colleges are turning out a higher and higher :proportion of bond-house runners, customers' !men. and advertising men. It is the thing to do, Iin our present society, to go to college. jSuch a democratization of college attendance |has led to a significant alteration in the tenor of jundergraduate life. The truly scholarly under¬graduate is almost never met. The painted-slicker-hey-hey type of college man has become extinctbut there remains in his stead a man who, ifasked, could not give a sound reason for comingto college—a man who has his dates on week¬ends and considers that the business of gettinga degree is merely a little game played betweenhimself and his instructor—a man who will vehe¬mently maintain that the greatest benefit of col¬lege lies in the associations he makes there andthe experience of getting along with others—aman who will frankly admit that his favorite read¬ing is a good detective story and the funny pa¬pers. There are, of course, some men who arehere to learn a profession.In his own fashion, the value-of-associationscollege man is right in coming to a university—say this University. Beyond a doubt, there isa value to be gained even in the courses such aman selects (which are picked by asking asso¬ciates, ‘‘How easy is this one to get through?”)which lasts through life. There is a value in theexperience of running extracurricular activities;there is a value in learning to play a game cleanand hard. There is a value in college associationsand the experience of being one of five thousandsof undergraduates. But the fact remains thatsince the colleges and universities have been flood¬ed with this sort of person, the respect accordedthe Bachelor s degree has come down tremend¬ously.A Bachelor’s degree cannot be taken very seri¬ously when it is annually awarded to conscienti¬ous dullards who have managed to scrape togeth¬er thirty-six majors and, by a narrow margin, sev¬enty-two grade points; to men whose major in¬terest has been outside the classroom, on the foot¬ball field or in the political activities of the cam¬pus or in a Cottage Grove Avenue saloon or inthe Coffee Shop. That the present-day A. B. orPh. B. has a purely social significance is comingto be generally recognized.But there is, it cannot be denied, a number ofstudents who have become convinced that thevalue of the University lies not in its social ad- The Travelling BazaarBY FRANK HARDING:,Uinn'ii!;iii:!'mi:i;iinn!niinwnmiim^!i!iiimiiiiM: iiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiii'iiniiminnuiniiuiiiiuiimiitiniiiinWe notice that there was a piece printedin a recent Bazaar that one Janet Johns wasmarried recently at Crown Point. One JanetJohns was married, we read about it in theEvening paper, but not the Janet we knowSorry to have misled you!¥ * * *French Strother Cary II sent us a littlestory and we offer it to you.THE UNEXPECTED GUESTSilently a shape stole out of the darkness.It made its way up the desreted street; itsdark form seen only when it passed one ofthe few street lamps. It passed quicklyacross a spot of moonlight and was seen tobe a man .then it disappeared in the shadowof a doorway. Without a sound the man skill¬fully tried the door. It was locked. Thenkeeping well in the shadows he tried eachwindow in turn. Five minutes passed, tenminutes passed, fifteen minutes passed andhe reappeared after completing the circuitof the house. He remained motionless, justhis head in the spot of moonlight. The windhad died down, everything seemed dead.The stillness combined with the ghastly pale,bluish light lent a weird, dea^^'-ike atmo¬sphere. Suddeny, without warning, he strodeto the portal and beat upon it with threeheavy blows, and cried in a deep loud voice,“Hey, Dad come down and open the door.Didn’ t you get my telegram saying I’d flunkedout of College?”We would very much like to know whopainted the lights on the lampposts in frontof the girl’s dorms RED . . . and WHY?The Old Man, they tells us, is preparinga book of memoirs, and, for material, calledon all the players at the recent football ban¬quet given at the Shoreland asking everyoneto tell about the incident which had beenmost indelibly impressed on his mind duringthe season. The turn came around to PeteZimmer and he started to tell about one timethat he happened into the locker room andsaw Sahlin sitting over in a corner mumblingto himself. Sahlin didn’t see Zimmer soPete quietly stepped up behind the mumblingfellow to try and make out what was beingsaid. He found out. Sahlin was announcingto himself, "He’s down! No, he’s up! He’sdown! He’s up! Ten yards! Twenty yards!Forty yards! Sixty yard*! Sahlin sails acrossfor a touchdown!” TheCap andGownISYourYEAR BOOKThe 1932 editorial staff is overzealouslyworking your record (three thousnd of you)into an attractive volume you'll always be proudof.The business staff is handling collections.Up until Feb. I 5 you may reserve a copy of youryearbook which your representatives are com¬piling for you. Fo rone dollar.A final payment of $1.50 later in the yearcompletes the payment.Subscribe now at the officeCobb 209 or from asalesperson)i*ws»"t .*' -U-.-iSf T . . 'THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, JANUARY 19, 1932So 0 nTheGrandstandAthletebyHERBERT JOSEPH JR. MAROONS NEGLECTBASKET-MAKING ASBADGERS WIN, 24-18Wonder if this business of believ-inir that we have a basketball teamuntil they start conference compe¬tition is just an old annual custom?Because now we can be almost surewe haven’t one again this year, andwe really did think there were pos¬sibilities in the outfit. There maybe yet.One thing they might work on isthe business of getting in the char-itv tosses. Last season, or was itthe one before, the cagers used tohave a habit of getting them prettyconistantly. A few free throwswould have helped Saturday.We must say that this lad Evanslends a ray of hope to the wholethinjr. He seems to have some realnatural ability, and should do bigthinys by the time he is througharound here. But where are there>t of the sophs?And Doc Meanwell lived right upto hi.« reputation Saturday. That bigact of his when Steen was sent outon fouls was one of the swellestirripes we’ve seen in some time. Butthen what else can you expect froma Meanwell-coached Wisconsinteam. Norgren’s Team Make8 Out of 19 FreeThrowsThe slender but still persisvinghope that Chicago would havu abasketball team in the 1932 Con¬ference race was snapped Saturdaynight when Bobby Poser and hisBadger five invaded the field houseI for an hour’s duration and left witha 24-18 victory. The loss was thesixth straight for the Maroons. ^Despite the absence of CaptainAshley, the guarding throughout thegame was fair, but the team forgotthat the object of the game is to Wrestlers Lose toIowa State TeachersBy 29 to 3 Margin KING’S HORSES DEFEAT PHI CHI, MEDICSOVERCOME WIG AND ROBE IN l-M TILTS Twenty-two WomenTake Bids as FallQuarter Rushing EndsWf remember the big statementhe sent out to the press a coupleyears ago after a Chicago game. Itwas a couple of pages long and con--isted of some very fint ballyhooabout the officiating at the Chicago-WisconsTn tilt here. Nobody print-it but the Maroon as fsr as weknow. And you can imagine forwhat reason it was printed in this'heet. But Morgenstern thought we'hould have put a sign over it say¬ing "This is a Joke”. make field goals and free throws.The subject of free throws brings upthe point of penalties. In all, therewere twenty-six personal fouls call¬ed, twelve on Chicago and fourteenon Wisconsin. The Maroons con¬verted eight of their seventeenchances, wTTile the Badgers madeten out of fifteen.Wisconsin made seven goals; Chi¬cago five. Porter failed to countfrom the field in any of his five orsix set shots. Stephenson, withPoser guarding him. was unable toconnect with any of his short shots.Evans, at center, in place of Par¬sons was responsible for two fieldgoals, both of which came early inthe first half and helped to build up Coach S. K. Vorres’ wrestlingteam opened their season with a de¬feat at the hands of a barn-stormingteam from Iowa State Teachers Col¬lege of Cedar Falls, Iowa, in Bart¬lett gym Saturday night. The scorewas' 29 to 3, the Maroons garneringone and a half points a piece intwo draw matches.The Iowa team, which defeatedNorthwestern matmen by a largescore Friday night, won fourmatches out of the eight on falls.The other four went to overtimeperiods, two of them ending indraws.175 lb. ClastLuker (I) got the decision overCaptain Gabel (C) in overtime.HeavyweightGerber (I) threw Shapiro (C)in 6:50.Sumnwiry;118 lb. ClastBrownlie (I) and Louis (C)wrestled to a draw.126 Ib. ClastShearman (I) threw Feldbein(C) in 5:50.135 Ib. ClassBrindley (I) got the decisionover Sherre (C) in overtime.145 Ib. ClastHarmon (I) threw Bion Howard(C) in 4:40.155 Ib. ClassAndrews (I) threw Hubbard in4:50.165 Ib. ClassSheffield (I) and Heide (C)wre.stled to a draw.the 8 to 3 lead that the Maroons .Dale Letts, once Big Ten star,iinw rriympic hopeful, dashed aroundRaitiett track the other day, andbroke the Bartlett record in themile. Hi.s time was 4:19.1; the oldreeoni. made by himself was 4:23.4.Of course it is not an official rec¬ord .<ince it was not made in a meet.Hut we will say that Ned Merriamheld the watch, and we can’t makeany remarks for people to miscon-true. That ought to please Mr.***** had. Parsons, coming into the game !after Evans had been ejected on iaccount of personals, added tw’o jpoints on a nice short shot from the |side of the courl.The real interest of the eveningwas in the usual Wisconsiin “belly- jaching” perpetrated by the Badger 'captain, Marvin Steen, in midd.e of 'the second half. Steen was called !from the game on account of four :personals, but he refused to leave ithe floor, claiming that his total was ionly three. One scorer said tha^’ 'he had only three fouls. Steen’s Ifloormates chimed In that he was ja clean player and that it was a idirty trick. Nick Kearns looked to ithe press box and various scorers !on the west side held up four fin- tgers. Only then did Coach Meanwell imotion his floorleader to the bench .and pul in Hausman, who rang up |a couple of personals for himself'in short order. _ Schedule Eight l-MBasketball GamesThe schedule for Intramuralbasketball games for tonight isas follows:7:30Wolverines vs. Wildcats (A)Deke vs. Chi Psi (B)Barbarians vs. Zeta Beta Tau(B)8:15Badgers vs. Gophers (A)Delta Upsilon vs. Psi Upsilon(B)Phi Beta Delta vs. SAE (B)9:00Alpha Delta Phi vs.'Phi DeltaTheta (B)Phi Gamma Delta vs. Phi Kap¬pa Psi (B) Intramural basketball followershad to be content with a foreshort¬ened schedule last night in Bartlettgymnasium when only two gameswere placed before the public. Athird game hacT been scheduled butwas forfeited. All the games werein the “A” league.The first game, in which theKing’s Horses nosed out Phi Chi bytwo points, was not decided untilthe last whistle was blown, and anyone of a half dozen shots whichbombarded the basket in the lastseconds, if it had slipped throughthe hoop, would have been enoughto decide the outcome. The Medicswon a slow game from a Wig andRobe outfit, while Geology forfeit¬ed to C. T. S. Medics 11, Wig and Robe 5The Medics clearly outclassed aslow playing Wig and Robe outfit inan uninteresting game. After build¬ing up a substantial lead at the half,the Medics replaced their entireteam with substitutes and won eas¬ily 11-5. The winners first team, ledby Heller and Slot, who promise tobe two of the best players in theleague, was fast and smooth play¬ing. Their second squad was slowerand not at all finished in play. Arieswas the only one of the losers whocould find the hoop, scoring threefifths of his team’s markers.McKINSEY SPEAKSKing’* Hor»es 17, Phi Chi 15Krichever, entering the game inthe last minute after Moss had beenremoved for four personals, won thegame for the King’s Horses with abasket and two free throws. Thegame was fast and close throughout.Phi Chi having scored three basketswithin the last thirty seconds of thefirst half to assume a lead of 8-6at that point. During the last min¬utes of the closing period, the leadsee-sawed as first one team and thenthe other counted a basket. Fivype,who scored seven points for the PhiChi’s and Levin who netted five ofthe winner’s tallie.s, were the out¬standing players. (Continued from page 1)cooperation with the University de¬partments.These /vocational lectulres bringto the campus leaders in the variousfields of business endeavor and givethe student a chance to make con¬tacts in the fields in which he is in¬terested that may be of value to himafter he has graduated from theUniversity. They also enable stu¬dents who have not yet selected avocation to make an intelligentchoice. (Continued from page 1)afternoon for proferential bidding.Interclub RegulationsAccording to regulations drawnup last year by Interclub council,this year’s Freshmen may not bepledged until the first day of au¬tumn quarter. All this year, friend¬ly relations are to be maintained byclubs toward Freshman rushees, butofficial rushing is curtailed untilsummer. Official pledging of mem¬bers of the class of 1935 will takeplace in their sophomore year.The same regulations apply tothose women who enter the Univer¬sity next fall. One year must elapsebefore they may be pledged. This isbeing done so fhat both the womenand the clubs may be sure of theirchoices.HEADS LIBRARY SCHOOL(Continued from page 1)schools throughout the country.Only advanced degrees are grantedin this school where research in li¬brary work is stressed.' The appointment of Mr. Wilson asDean has been called an importantstep forward ih'l;he progress of theschool. It will be the first time thata librarian has been at the head ofthe organization, Mr. Works beingan educator.Forty-nine thousand school busesare in use in the rural sections ofthe country, according to the Chi¬cago Motor Club. According to a Paris fashionnote, blondes this year will wearblack lipstick and black nail enamel.The old barn was pretty cold Sat-uiday. and they turned on the'team just in time to bother Mr.•''teen of the Badgers when he wasfo make a free throw. Thatall pre-arranged of course. It•I'ade lots of noise. GIDEONSE LECTURES(Continued from page 1)that the budgetary method of limit¬ation has come to the fore in thelast two years lies in the fact thatthe world price level has fallen.”Enjoya Delicious LuncheonToday atPhelps & PhelpsColonial Tea Room6324 Woodlawn Ave.Special U. of C. LuncheonChicken Livers and RiceHome-made RollsPeppermint Candy Ice CreamChoice ofCoffee—Tea—Milk or Butter Milk 35calso Table D'Hote Luncheon 50cWaffles, Salads and SandwichesDelicious Home Cooked Food prepared by womencooks and served in an early American atmosphereof unusual charmRemember the Address!B324 Woodlawn Ave.(Call Hyde Park 6324 if you plan a large party) OUT. WED.15cTHE INK POTThe noble Maroongets takenTexas Guinan & Mr. Wilder.< .... oops!Squirrels—also stories on campus personalitiesSTORIESBud East (Poet, trackman and happy)Alice in BlunderlandJoseph Abel (Law student extraordinary)Lawyers and Law StudentsPARTIESandPARENTSRemember, always, that HotelsWindermere are at your serviceas they have been for gener¬ations of Midway students.Long experience has made usadept at arranging Universitydances, luncheons, dinners andparties.And when Mother and Fathervisit you in Chicago, arrange tohave them stay here, conven¬iently, in a pleasant room orsuite, at a reasonable price.^otels ||inderniere^hicagoS6th Street at Hyde Park BoulevardWard B. James, ManagerFairfax 6000 DRS. ALLEN AND PETERSONChi Psi goes bye byeSome new names (two half wits with one mind)Terrible punsChristmas ShoppingHERE AND THERE!Alpha Delta Phooey—“A beautiful picture”“John Watson”—A story of a successful man"Meredith Week"—Conitnues again.ALSOA Ballyhoopage and promOUT. WED.15cm mm I HH iMiiiiiiiliiii rnii/ummm mmmPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, JANUARY 19, 1932Sample Questions forCurrent Events ExamSubmitted by Gosnell(Continued from page 1)ing: What noted private art galleryhas been left to Baltimore? Who isReed Harris? Who was Tom Moon¬ey’s mayor-counsel? What notedFrench Savant famous for his crowdpsychology, has died? Who is theoutstanding authority on the cosmicray? What football coach becamethe storm center at New York Uni¬versity? W’^hat educational experthas alleged that some of our uni¬versities indulge in “educationalrakets?” TODAYon theQUADRANGLESHILL’S CAFETERIA63rd and WoodlaMm Ave.Always Reliable for your Breakfast,Lunch or Dinner.General Price Reduction inkeeping with the times.FOR COLLEGE GIRLSAniw (jraduatea or Undergraduste*. Six• • • months of thorouKb training—potinto a three months’ intensive course for girls lokeknow how to ttudy. Send today for Bolletin.Coorsos start October 1, Janaary 1,April l.Jaiy 1Mossn Business CollbcbTht IfMmmmm with « UnitMrtity A tmeupiur**'116 SBBtk Michigan ATenoc, ChicagoPhone Randolph 4347HungarianAmerican RestaurantOur Specialty:HOME COOKING ANDPASTRY1010 E. 63rd StreetEvening Classesin Gregg ShorthandFor the convenience of university stu¬dents, GreKK Collette offers Monday andThursday evening classes in GreggShorthand. Course is arranged formaximum progress, with minimum ex¬penditure of time and effort. Cal’write, or telephone State 1881 forparticulars.THE CRECC COLLEGE225 N. Wsbssh Avs., Chksgs, HI. The Daily MaroonNight editor for the next issue:Bion B. Howard. Assistants: RobertAlvarez and Hobart Gunning.Undergraduate OrganizationsW. A. A. luncheon at 12 in theSunparlor of Ida Noyes Hall.Aychud tea at 3:30 in the Y. W.C. A. room of Ida Noyes hall.Music and Religious ServicesDivinity chapel: Reverend RollandW. Schloerb will speak on “EthicalProblems of the Minister. 1. Plag¬iarism,” at 12 in Joseph Bondchapel.Afternoon organ music at 5 inthe University chapel. Porter Heapsplays Bach’s “Third Chorale in Cmajor”, “Ein’ Feste Burg”, “HaveMercy upon Me, 0 Lord” and “AChristmas Song”; Debussy’s “Pre¬lude to the Blessed Damoiselle”;GigouCs “Scherzo”; and Faulkes“Ein’ Feste Burg”.Victrola concert between 12:30and 1:15 at the Reynolds Club. IgorStravinsky’s “Rite of Spring” willbe offered.Departmental OrganizationsMeeting of the University Senateat 4 in Harper Mil.The Medical Journal Club at 4:30in Billings M301. “Lead Studies”(Caffey, Vogt, and Park)” Dr. Er¬nest Kraft; “Experimentally Pro¬duced Lesions of the Liver (Boll-man and Mann). Dr. T. E. Heinz;“The Induction of Precocious SexMaturity by Cortice-adrenal Extract(Corey-Britton).” Dr. Allen T. Ken¬yon.Physics club meeting in Ryerson3 at 4:30. ‘Tluid Flow” by Dr, PaulD. Foote, Director of Research forthe Gulf Companies.The Church |History Club withProfessor McNeill, 5611 Blackstoneavenue at 7:30. “The Presbyteriansand the Congregationalists on theP'rontier” by Professor Sweet.Undergraduate Council meetingat 7 in the alumni room of IdaNoyes.GraTTuate History club at 7:30 inthe Y. W. C. A. of Ida Noyes. Mr.Saul Padover will speak on the“Present Crisis in Central Europe”.Meeting of the University Ruling Mirror Accepts Work; Of Seven Composers;I Voice Tryouts TodayIj (Continued from p^e 1)j from campus to flie Orient, from theI Mirror, Blackfriars, and productionsof the Dramatic association. He was! a member of Phi Ganiina Delta andI graduted last spring quarter.I The versatility of Ray Vane hasI reached a new field in his contribu-j tion of music to “All’s Fair”. Lastyear he was editor-in-chief of thej Cap and Gown, general manager ofIntramurals, senior representativeon the Undergraduate council, amember of the Men’s commissioni and of Phi Kappa Sigma.In keeping with the theme of the1932 production which has been ded-I icated to the 1933 World’s Fair and! reviews the years which have inter-I vened since the last fair, the musici traverses proportionately wide rangei in style: from classic to night club,i local to the Universal. PROFESSOR SQUIRESBREAKS UP RACKETSIN HIS SPARE TIME(Continued from pzge 1)His chief work, however, ischairman of the Trade Board ofTrustees of the Unemployment In¬surance Fund for the Mens’ Cloth¬ing Industry, since 1921, and chair¬man of the Board of that industryin Chicago since 1923. Professor Mil-lis yesterday characterized him as“the best arbitrator in the UnitedStates.” Louis Untermeyer toLecture Here TuesdayOn Moody FoundationGains Forty Pounds,On Dormitory FareJANUARY PHOENIXOUT TOMORROW(Continued from page 1)Others who have made the gradefor this edition, (which containsthirty percent more reading matterthan any preceding copy, accordingto the editor) include June Raff.Joseph Abbell, Hal Laufman, HalJames, Betty Ziegler (a club girl),Hurd, Vic Lorber and NateKrevitzky. (Continued from page 1)I weight-gaining spree. The telephoneI operator whispered that ProfessorI Beardsley S. Ruml, dean of the Di-I vision of the Social Sciences, was. forced to get a suite on the sixthI floor so that the long climb to his1 room several times a day would; keep his weight at manageable pro-j portions. (Continued from page 1)of three hundred of the poems ofHeinrich Heine; a volume entitledIncluding Horace, which containstranslations and parodies; ModernAmerican Verse; an anthology; andthe “Fat of the Cat”, a number ofshort stories adapted from Swissfolk legend.He has edited a volume of ModernBritish Poetry, Modern Americanpoetry, the poems of Anna Wick¬ham and a Miscellany of AmericanPoetry.In his lecture “The Critics HalfHoliday”, Mr. Untermeyer intendsto throw a series of sidelights onmodern poetry from an entirely newangle. He will give readings from .his verse and parodies and will pre¬sent criticisms on the work of hiscontemporaries. Girls vote (orPIPESSh« likfi a P’ pt—for y./u ■Sixty per cent of all farms in theUnited States report ownership ofautomobiles, while only 14 per centreport trucks, according to the Chi¬cago Motor Club.SOPHOMORES TRYFOR FRIAR POSTS(Continued from page 1)introduced to members of the orderat the first of a series of Blackfriarj smokers last Wednesday in the Rey-j nold club house.j The sophomore managers will bei picked by the junior manager underI whose department they will be andthe abbot. They are chosen on thebasis of previous experience.Body: Board of Libraries at 8 inHarper M27. |MUcellaneousRadio lectures: “Colonial Litera¬ture” by Professor Percy H, Boyn¬ton at 8 over Station I WMAQ.“Readings” by Mr. Allen Miller at10:45. Lecture by Associate Pro¬fessor Castillo at 4:30 on “Element¬ary Spanish” over WMAQ.A Students’ LuncheonWE have a new luncheon for studentsevery day. This excellent lunch con¬tains the same high value of all of GREENSHUTTER’S foods. 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