rj JllaroonVol. 32. No. 53 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, JANUARY 14, 1932 Price Five CentsJ. H. HNLEY MAKESaudience IN MANDElSCOTCH CONSaOUS’AT MOODY LECTUREEditor Gives Lesson inAmerican History,Developmentdr. shorey chairmanby ELEANOR E. WILSON•1 shall not begin by saying thatthe Scotch discovered America al¬though I cannot believe they didnot". With this as the keynote, JohnH. Finley, prominent author, educa¬tor. and associate editor of the NewYork Times, gave a scholarly disser¬tation relating the important partthe Scotch people had in the destin¬ation of America of today, and suc¬ceeded in making the audiencethoroughly Scotch conscious.The earliest influence was felt inNew England where until theircoining, more people left New Eng¬land than arrived. After the com¬ing of this people, New England de¬veloped the traits which gave herdistinction. Daniel Webster, JohnQuincy Adams, Ralph Waldo Emer¬son, Rufus Jones, Dr. Charles W.Klliot, Samuel Smith, Admiral JohnDewey and Oliver Wendell Holmesare New Englanders who trace theirancestry to Scotland.Scotch Color History•Every line in history is a linectilored by Scotch blood. The inde-Iiendence of the colonies would nothave been won even if it had beendeclared, the constitution would nothave had such a hold on the statesin tlic Union, civilization would nothave had such nuoral vigor, individ¬uality, and political wisdom had itnot been for the Scotch.”Mr. Finley substantiated this byexamples from the pages of Ameri¬can history. Patrick Henry, whowas the first voice in America to ad¬vocate a severing of relations withEngland was of Scotch ancestry andwas hacked in an uprising against.'•^tanvp Act by Scotch descendants.Thomas Jefferson, although he waselsh, was educated by Scotch pro¬fessors and fell into the hands of.'Scotch clergymen, General Morganterminated the Revolutionary warwith the seal of independence.Play Part in ExpansionThe Scotch again were the chieflorebearers in the future of Amer¬ica in the part Ihey played in herexpansion. George Rogers (’lark,Ai'dtew Jackson, James Monroe,•''uni Huston, Lewis and Clark, andI’l'CHilent McKinley are Scotchnames which stand out as famousA aieiicans.oodrow Wilson proposed aw (II 1(1 covenant, which will completeAmerica’s circle of manifest destiny"I keeping world peace, if she joinsi!.’’loseph Henry, the inventor of thehist electro magnet, Samuel Finley(Continued on page 4) 'Hafis Weisse TalksTo Music Students JANUARY PHOENIX TALKSOVER CAMPUS SQUIRRELS Hold Campus MixerTomorrow at 3:30Hans Weisse, noted composer,teacher from Vienna and head ofthe theory departm»jnt of the DavidMannes School in New York, willgive two lectures under the auspicesof the department of music as a partof the Elementary Theory course,on February 24 and 26.The Elementary Theory coursegiven by Professor Carl E. Brickenincludes sight singing, dictation andear training. It meets two hours aweek in Social Science 122. Theclass continues Uirough SpringQuarter and constitutes one majorwhen completed.Professor Cecil M. Smith alsogives a cour.se in Elementary Har¬mony for which major credit is giv¬en.Sophomores ApplyFor Positions inFriars Next WeekSophomore candidates for posi¬tions on the production staff ofBlackfriars for the coming showmay sign up from 12 to 1:15 Tues¬day ai)d Wednesday at the Black-friar office on the third floor ofMitchell tower.Sixteen positions are open in thefour production departments. Eachjunior manager will have four soph¬omore managers under him. Undercompany, the piositions are: ca.st,chorus, music, and ushers; in thebusiness department they are: ad¬vertising, program, box office, andticket sales; under publicity, news¬papers, high schools, poster, andradio; and the technical department jincludes scenery, properties, cos¬tumes, and lights. |These men are chosen on the ba- ■sis of previous experience and the |amount of time they will be able jto d«vote to their work. It is not |necessary to have worked as afreshman assistant last year to ap¬ply for the position. jFollowing this preliminary work \of signing up for the position, each |applicant will be interviewed by the Iabbot, Chet Laing, and the Juniormanager in whose division he is ap¬plying. Applicants may sign up for(Continued on page 4) With the Phoenix-Interclub fracaspushed into the near background foranother two weeks, January Phoenixappears on campus next Wednesdayfeaturing, on its cover, the portraitof a campus girl, from the pens ofHal Laufman, art editor. Tovrov’s"Ink Pot Pourri” bursts forth withan attack on The Daily Maroon, adi.scourse on squirrels in general,and, in particular, the abundance ofsquirrels in the vicinity this year.Bud FTast, ’'^‘head of everything oncampus" la.st year, returns with awhimsical travesty on "Alice inBlunderland” after the manner ofGroucho .Marx, while Milt Olin con¬tributes "Quorinne of the Quad¬rangles."A previous issue of the magazinethat carried a poem by Bill Quinlanon the Coffee shop, created a furorwhich led to the writing of a sequelpoem which appears in the newnumber. June Raff, present wom¬an’s editor, offers a sketch called"F^ve," and the University ping-pongchampion, Wormley Veepings, haswritten the ".Synopsis of a Charac¬ter.”F’reshman journalists find a i\ p-rt‘sentative in Harry Morrison, Jr.,who, maintaining the tone of thelast Ivory Phoenix edition, adds "ADose of Purity,” for January. Theeditors of '"Meredith Week” con¬tinue the usual patter, in the series of articles, and Vic Lorber writes"Picking Winners.”One of the latest innovations ofwhich the Phoenix boasts, is a bur¬lesque "ad” section aping its famous(lompetitors, "Hooey” and !“ Bally¬hoo”, with a special arrangement ofexclusive photos.A caricature of A. A. Stagg, anda photographic portrait of John B.Watson, internationally recognizedexperimental psycTrologist, whichwas sent to James W. Young, pro¬fessor of Business History and Ad¬vertising at the University, withpermission for Phoenix publication.Doctors Petersen and Allen againrun a column, as well as The Shad¬ow, and the Campus Calendar pre¬sents a review of all drama currentin the theaters 'downtown.In addition, cartoons, quips, andjests are sprinkled throughout theedition—contributions of Laufman,Betty Zeigler, Lorber, "Jane’sBoys”, and Nathan Krevitsky."Contrary to report in F'riday’sissue of The Daily Maroon, the In¬ter-club council did not decide tocontinue the Phoenix ban, butmerely voted to take no action,”Tovi ov announced yesterday. Due tothe lack of distinction, it has beendifficult to secure freshmen womento act as saleswomen for this i.ssue,because of their fear of a mythical‘blacklist’.” The first all-University mixer ofthe quarter, which is to be givenesipecially for incoming freshmen,will be held tomorrow from 3:30 to6 in the theatre of Ida Noyes hall.The dance is being sponsored bythe F^reshman and Sophomore classcouncils and the University SocialCommittee, which is chairmanned byJack Test. The Freshman commit¬tee includes John Barden, GraceGraver, and Chauncey. How'ard.Members of the Sophomore com¬mittee are Jane Jordan, EugeneFoster, and Burton Young.Music for the mixer will be furn¬ished by Ethan Hyman and his five-piece orchestra. There will be iiocharge for admission, and membersof all classes are invited.SELECT TEAM FORPITTSBURG DEBATE START AT BOTTOM,ROTHERMEL URGESDunham, Goldman, RodeckWin in Tryouts Expert Tells of OpportunitiesIn I nsurance FieldHAROLD BOWMANTALKS IN CHAPELSUNDAY MORNINGName Birney, SulcerTo Crossed CannonIbiiiald Birney and Henry TheaVle!^!i!(.er were officially elected to' lossed Cannon ye.sterday noon, ac-' "I ding to Robert Garen, comman-' (1 ol the honorary military unit,biitiation is scheduled for next Wed-^day. Birney has been prominent"I tiack, is football captain for thePK'‘‘^^^son and is a member or’hi Kappa Psi. Sulcer, a Psi U, isJiinioi manager of Iritramurals,'Pa.surer of the Dramatic Associa-and has been active in Black-electionsc new year, another appoint-^Hnt is pending during the next’iionth."The members added to Crossedsince last September areEricson, major of the unit and(Continued on neg* 4) The Rev. Harold L. Bowman, D.1)., pastor of the First Presbyterianchurch of Poi^land, Oregon, will bethe University chapel speaker at theservices .Sunday morning. .Mr. Bow¬man was formerly pastor ot theWoodlawn Presbyterian church, andwas the predecessor of The Rev.William Boddy, now jiastor ot thatcongregation.Charles W. Gilkey, dean of theUniversity chapel, yesterday stated,“Mr. Bow'inan is a representativeyounger minister of the Presby¬terian church. In the few years hehas been preaching on the coast, hehas had a strikingly successful min¬istry.”.Mr. Bowman will also speak inChicago Sunday evening, when headdresses the meeting of the Sun¬day Evening club in Orche.stra hall.The chapel preacher January 24will be The Rev. .Albert ParkerF’itch, pastor of the Park AvenuePresbyterian church of New \ ork icity. I Byron Dunham, Empinuel Gold¬man, and Ewald Rodeck were chos¬en yesterday to represent the Uni¬versity in a debate against the Uni¬versity of Pittsburg Friday, Janu¬ary 22 at 8 in Harper Mil. The('’hicago team will take the affirma¬tive side of the question “Resolvedthat Congress should adopt meas¬ures providing for centralized con¬trol in industry.” According to FnikWahlgren, chairman of the DebatingUnion, the.se three men were select¬ed at the try-outs held earlier in theweek, on the basis of subject mat¬ter, form, and presentation.The tickets for this debate, jnicedat twenty-five cents, can be pur¬chased at the University Book.store,the Reynolds club, the Daily Maroonoffice, and from members of theDebating Union. Members of theaudience may express opinions onthe (luestion before and after thediscussion. No decision or judgmentwill be made on the debate.The Debating Union, meeting to¬night at 7:3() in room of theReynolds club w'ill discuss the (pies-tion, "Resolved that Socialism is amenacing force in the UnitedStates.” Debates are also beingplanned by Hie Union against Mar¬quette University, Grinnell Colliege.,(Continued on page 4) "Where will I find opportunities inthe field of insurance’? How' will Iadapt myself to the work? How canI get started in this business, andwhat are its pitfalls?” were thethree questions answered by Sam A.Rothermel, a member of the firm ofMoore, Ca.se, Lyman and Hubbard,in his talk on "Insurance” yester¬day.Every insurance company is madeup of two divisions, the “home de¬partment” and the «sales section.Both divisions present many oppor¬tunities for college graduates. Inthe home department are the execu¬tive offices, the departmental man¬agers, the statistical department, theadvertising department, the invest¬ment offices, and the investing andadjusting offices. .4ccording to Mr.Rothermel the home office is thebest place for a man or woman tobegin in the insurance business, forhere he can learn all of the funda¬mentals which he will find necessarywhen he tries to sell..A man who wishes to sell insur¬ance must have initiative, sales abil¬ity, interest in meeting people, andenthusiasm for the article which heis trying to .sell. It is very difficultto make money in the sales end ofinsurance for the Hrst year, and(Continued on page 2) Faculty, TrusteesMeet Tonight forAnnual BanquetFive hundred members of theUniversity faculty will attend theTrustees’ dinner tonight in the Crys-tal ballroom of the Hotel Shoreland.This dinner is an annual event atwhich the University trustees arehosts to professors and instructors.Its purpose is to enable the twogroups to become better acquainted,and to jointly consider the progressand program of the University. Thisis the only opportunity for facultyand trustees of the University tomeet with each other during theyear.Harold H. Swift, chairman of theBoard of Trustees, will be the toastmaster at tonight’s dinner. ErnestE. Quantrell, a former member ofthe Board, is coming from NewYork city to attend the dinner, andwill be the principal speaker. Thorn¬ton Wilder will speak as a represen¬tative of the faculty. PresidentRobert Maynard Hutchins will alsoaddress the gathering.Charles W. Gilkey, dean of theUniversity chapel, will i^nonouncethe invocation.A reporter from The Daily Ma¬roon yesterday urged Thornton Wil¬der and one or two other speakersto reveal the theme of their re-(Continued on page 4) DIUMA ASSOCIATIONPRESENTS WORK OFJOHNSTON, LEVI, ANDSILLS IN PLAYFESTPresent Plays January28-30 in LittleTheatreUSE ONLY FIRST ACTSFORMER PHOENIXEDITOR ADVANCESTELEVISION WORKChicago Has Summer Heat in January,But Fur-Coated Students Don’t CarePOETRY PRIZE.All contributions for the F’iskePrize in Poetry, amounting to $50,should be submitted to the Presi-den’s office by March 1. All stu¬dents in the University except thosewho have previously won the awardmay compete. Each contestant willsubmit his contribution typewrittenand signed with a peyodonym BY DAVID C. LEVINE(Miicago, Jan. 13. (Special to TheDaily Maroon.) While most of North.America basked in unseasonablecoolness, with temperatures rang¬ing from twenty-eight in Los An¬geles to ten below in Saskatchewan,Chicago sweltered in the grip of aheat wave that sent the mercuryinto the sixties as a new high forJanuary. Relief was in sight to¬day, however, with cold, snow, anda chill, chill northwest wind on theway.To the credit of the undergrad¬uates of this University, let it besaid that the heat wate was re¬ceived with much more nonchalanceon campus than it was in the busi¬ness centers of the city. In the loop,business men rushed forth to admire the thermometer, expressing greatastonishment that ^anything couldreach a new high in these parloustimes.Campus opinion in general w'asone of extreme unconcern. Womenstudents clung to furs, while thecoiYservative .or die-hard males ap¬peared in raccoon coats and vener¬able sheepskins. The liberal ele¬ment, however, wore topcoats, jac¬kets, sweaters, with a possible ex¬treme represented by an unidenti¬fied man who was seen in Staggfield in a track suit.But don’t forget that all this hap¬pened yesterday, and twenty-fourhours may make a tremendous dif¬ference in January, 1932, the monththat came in like a lamb and wentout like H light George Gruskin and Herbert Fut-ran, alumni of the University, haverecently returned to Chicago fromNew York where they have assistedin introducing new developments tothe lemarkable new scientificachievement — television. Gruskinand Futran ai’e associated with theSanabria Television Corporationwhifh has developed an apparatuscapable of transmitting an enlargedimage ten feet square.While in the University Gruskinwas one of the editors of the “Phoe¬nix” and an editor of the contribu¬tor’s column in the Daily Mafroon.He graduated at eighteen and com¬pleted two years of medical schoolbefore deciding to go into business.Futran won a graduate scholarshipin philosophy. Both were membersof Tau Delta Phi.The Sanabria equipment is inwide use throughout the motion pic¬ture theaters of the country. Chi¬cago may obtain a first glimpse ofit at the Coliseum. The Winter quarter initiation fornew members of the Dramatic As¬sociation will be held at the CliffDwellers Club, 220 South MichiganAve., Friday evening at nine. Dinnerwill be served.Three premieres in one night!This is the fare that the audienceswill receive at the Dramatic Associa¬tion’s annual Playfest to be present¬ed on the stage of the Reynoldsclub "Tittle theater” Thursday, Fri¬day, and Saturday evenings, Janu¬ary 28, 29 and 30.The first acts of three full-lengthplays written by students will makeup the bill, Frank Hurburt O’Hara,director of dramatic productions,said yesterday.The Plays‘'Re-Trial” by Carter Johnston,"Broke” by Fred Sills, and “CallHim Joseph” by Edward Levi arethe three plays that have been se¬lected for presentation. The firstact of these three plays, each an en¬tity, will be produced by a group ofveteran Dramatic Association actorsand actresses.Carter Johnston, author of "Re-Trial”, is president of the Chapelcouncil and ex-officio chairman ofthe Relief drive just completed bythat organization. The student di¬rector of the play is RosamondMorse. There is a cast of five.Sills Is AuthorThe author of “Broke” is bestknown for being the nephew of thelate Milton Sills, the cinema star.Fred Sills appeared in ThorntonWilder’s "Long Christmas Dinner”,which the Dramatic Association pro¬duced in December. Pat Magee andAlice Stinnett are the student direc¬tors of the play. Both Magee andAlice Stinnett are familiar charac¬ters in Dramatic Association pro¬ductions and have assisted in thedirection of the four plays present¬ed last quarter. A cast of eightwill act in the play.Edward Levi, author of “CallHim Joseph”, is a former Phoenixstaff member and a Phi Beta Kap¬pa. Norman Eaton, past presidentof the Dramatic Association, is thestudent director of “Call Him Jos¬eph”. There is a case of six.TJse American SceneF]ach of the throe plays to he pre-■sented on the Playfest bill deal withthe .American scene. Johnston’sdeals with a group of people whoare called before “the pillar ofjudgment”. Fred Sills’ "Broke” in¬troduces characters who are in Chi¬cago society, and Levi’s book intro¬duces the Ghetto as the main scene.BEG YOUR PARDONThe Daily Maroon of Tuesdaystated that the Board of Organiza¬tions had rejected the schedule ofprices for Blackfriars. In a com¬munication received yesterday, Roy,W. Bixler, registrar, quoted theminutes: “The price schedule is atthe discretion of the trustees ofBlackfriars. A recommendation wasmade that the prices be reduced.” “Economist Looks atSocialism” TonightDr. F’rank Hyneman Knight, pro¬fessor of economics, will address theSocialist club tonight at 8 in the So¬cial Science Assembly Hall on ".AnEconomic Theorist Looks at Social¬ism”. This will continue the seriesof lectures on socialism by educatorsand business men which was begunby the club last quarter.The Socialism club has outlined aschedule for the winter quarterwhich includes lectures by Profes¬sors Harry Gideonse and HaroldLasswell. Plans are being made bythe executive council for an extend¬ed program of discussion gi'oups andsocial activities. These plans will beannounced at the regular Thursdaynight meetings which are concernedwith vital economic issues.Page Twoali|r iatlg iiar00ttFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THEUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday,during the Autumn, Winter and Spring quarters by The DailyMaroon Company, 5931 University Ave. Subscription rates $3.00per year: by mail, $1.60 per year extra. Single copies, flve-centaeach.No responsibility is assumed by the University of Otiicago forany statements appearing in 'ne Daily Maroon, or for anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the postoffice at Chicago, Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationLOUIS N. RIDENOUR, JR., Editor-in-ChiefMERWIN S. ROSENBERG, Business ManagerMARGARET EGAN, Senior EditorJANE KESNER, Senior EditorHERBERT H. JOSEPH, Jr., Sports EditorASSOCIATE EDITORSMAXINE CREVISTONRUBE S. FRODIN, JR.BION B. HOWARDJ. BAYARD POOLEJAMES F. SIMONWARREN E. THOMPSONELEANOR E. WILSON BUSINESS ASSOCIATESJOHN D. CLANCY, JR.EDGAR L. GOLDSMITHSOPHOMORE ASSISTANTSWM. A. KAUFMANWALTER MONTGOMERYVINCENT NEWMANEDWARD SCHALLERRICHARD J. YOUNGSOPHOMORE EDITORSJANE BIESENTHALMELVIN GOLDMANWILLIAM GOODSTEINEDWARD NICHOLSONTASULA PETRAKISROSEMARY V-OLKMARGARET MULLIGAN HOBART GUNNINGBETTY HANSENROBERT HERZOGDAVID LEVINEEUGENE PATRICKWILLIAM WAKEFIELDJANE WEBERNight Editor: James F. SimonAssistants: Nicholson and GoodsteinThursday, January 14, 1932JUNE: WHAT THEN?Most authorities are generally agreed thatJune, 1932, is a very poor time for a student tobe emerging from the cloistered halls of the Uni¬versity into a world of financial chaos and ofdesperate unemployment. It is practically im¬possible for unskilled labor to find employment,men with skills are either out of jobs entirely orelse paying a good portion of their pretenatural-ly small wages to aid their union’s unemployed,and business firms are becoming increasinglyloath to hire young men with the purpose oftraining them for executive positions.The fact remains that most large business cor¬porations are becoming college-degree-conscious.Most exhibit a certain anxiety to enlist in the ranksof their prospective executives a good numberof the June graduates of the ranking educationalinstitutions of the country. The University, en¬joying the academic standing which it unques¬tionably does, yearly attracts the representativesof a good number of these foremost business in¬stitutions. Placement of graduating seniors willbe difficult this June, but not impossible: it willbe worthwhile for candidates for graduation toregister their names with the Bureau of VocationalGuidance and Placement.It will likewise be worthwhile for the senior whois undecided as to the career he will choose afterleaving college to attend the vocational talks spon¬sored by the bureau and delivered by men whostand high in their respective fields. An appall¬ingly large number of men who expect to be grad¬uated from the University this spring have no ideawhatever as to what course they will pursue whenthey tentatively emerge into the heartless worldof business. This is more true of this institutionthan of many others, of course, for what amountsto no professional training of any variety is offer¬ed undergraduates here. Students rarely attendthe University with the idea of making a livingdirectly from their college education, with the sin¬gle undergraduate exception of the School ofCommerce and Administration.In such a situation, the only two courses for aman to pursue are: first, to adopt the fatalisticview and let happen what may; or, second, tospend his Senior year in considering very carefullythe type of work for which he is best fitted, andtrying to secure a job in that field. The PlacementBureau is organized and administered for the ex-pr<fts purpose of aiding the student who adoptsthe second alternative both to choose a calling andfind ari employer. The past record of satisfac¬tory placements made by the bureau is impressive—in the great majority of these cases the place¬ments have been fairly permanent—and even inso sad a business year as this, the bureau hopesto find employment, and satisfactory employment,for as many of the graduating seniors as possible. THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY. JANUARY 14. 1932PLAYFESTThe approach of the annual Playfest of theDramatic Association brings to mind the idea wehave always held that this one presentation is themost important of the student season. In effect,Playfest is the student theatrical laboratory. Theplays presented are written by students, put onby student players in student-erected sets, and arecoached by student directors. In every respect,the production is the work of men and womenwho are undergraduates at the University.Of course, the productions are likely to be lesspolished, the lines less sparkling, the plots lessengaging than those to which patrons of theDramatic Association have become accustomed,but there is far more virtue and a great deal moresatisfaction, at least for the participants in theproduction, in having the presentation be entirelythe work of students than in putting on the playof a “professional” author, no matter what themerits of the latter work. Playfest is a work¬shop, a laboratory. Playfest is one of the fewreally significant student activities at the Univer-stiy.—L. N. R., Jr.^iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiuuiiiiiiiiiiiiiininiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiuiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiiuniiiiiiniiiiniiiinitniiiuiiniiiiiiiiiiniiiuiiniiiiniHnifI The Travelling Bazaar:I BY FRANK HARDING |iiiiiii:i'iiiiiiiniiiiiiiiniiiiiiii:iiimniiiiuinn!iiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiuiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiititniiiiiiuuiiiuuiiiiiiuuiiiiniiuiiiuiuiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiniiiunininniuuiiiiinWe went to Choich a few days ago. Oh,yes, we often have days on which to go toChurch, in fact we go almost every day. Wehave Chapel served every day in the Maroonoffice. . .The Divinity Dept, today.Deacon. . LighthouseParish. . DieSky Pilot. .AviatorPew. . Elxclamation of disgustSexton. . Instrument used in measuring lati¬tudeHymn. .Edge of garmentCassock. . Russian HorsemanSurplice. .Too muchLateran . . Light-making deviceSeminary . . Burying groundPope. . ProdRabbi. .HydrophobiaYom Kippur. .TreatmentHerring applied to youngSaint. . DispatchedCrypt. . Past of CreepRectory. . Part of AnatomySermon. . What the dogs took to Nome45 45 *Did you hear about Bob Nicholson, theDaily Maroon’s old geologist? He fixedhimself up with a date a day or so ago andtold his girl that they would go to GrandHotel. When he met her she was all set—a week-end bag well packed.* * ¥’asodind uo patisA-Ul auij SIIJ? pBt| 9M. iSUOIAA SIB liOii ‘OKJ¥ ¥ ¥Some anonymous contrib. states that thecontribber was talking to Ronnie Morse whois the blonde that most people know. He wasbusy informing her that there were a lot ofpeople on campus who would like to meether, having admired her from afar. RonnieMorse’s answer was, “Why don’t they comea little closer?” Where upon two passerbysrushed over and asked for an introduction.45 45 45The Phoenix is about due to burst intoanother flight and we hope that they will notagain offer five bucks for a picture of theHutchins butler, dead or alive. If they dowe will be glad to double their offer severaltimes. We only bet on sure things—theHutchins have not had a butler for the pastsix or seven months. We, however, will beglad to offer a pint of pink tea to anyonethat can give us the Hutchins’ phone number,and two pints of pink tea for the phone num¬ber of the A. A. Staggs.45 45 45Stillman Frankland announces that theSpring weather is making the sap flow inhim. . . Bud Radcliffe says that the weatherman pulled the wrong lever. START AT BOnOM,ROTHERME URGESExpert Tells of OpportunitiesIn Insurance Field(Continued from page 1)therefore many people become dis-, couraged. However, those who con¬tinue to work, find they are workingin a field where they are virtually“their own bosses”, where there isno definite schedule of workinghours, and where, if they work hard,financial returns are good.In answer to the second ques¬tion, Mr. Rothermel pointed outthat the insurance field is very large,offering opportunities to people in¬terested in law, medicine, statistiexecutive positions, and salesman¬ship.The best way to get started inthis field is to ask for advice aboutthe various big companies at a bank.After having found the most reli¬able companies, talk to the salesmanagers of the companies, and de¬cide w'here you feel you will be bestfitted to work.LIND’S TEA ROOM6252 University Ave.Special Luncheon 40cDinners 50c and 60c Do You Know That—Books other than sets for Courses suchas—NEW FICTIONAldrich, WHITE BIRD FLYINGBennett, NIGHT VISITORCronin, HATTER S CASTLEChapman, WEATHER TREEFerber, AMERICAN BEAUTYHerrick, END OF DESIREMorley, SWISS FAMILY MANHATTANYoung, MR. AND MRS. PENNINGTONNON-FICTIONWASHINGTON MERRY-GO-ROUNDBarry, TOMORROW AND TOMORROWAdler. WHAT LIFE SHOULD MEAN TO YOUO’Neill. MOURNING BECOMES ELECTRATerry-Shaw, A CORRESPONDENCEHuxley, MUSIC AT NIGHTas well asMYSTERY and ADVENTURES TITLESare available at 3c a day fromTHE RENTAL LIBRARYofU. of C. Bookstore5802 Ellis AvenueJan. 20WEDNESDAYThePHOENIX-A Really Good IssueMore Reading MatterThan Ever Before\PHOENIXcombined withLA CRITIQUEHaskell 14THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, JANUARY 14, 1932 Page ThreetS9 0 nTheGrandstandAthletebyHERBERT JOSEPH JR.Mr. Stag? gave a banquet, or weguess he calls it a dinner, to thefootball “C” men and the coaches.The affair was held at the Shore-land, and we are assured that nobig speeches or special formalitieswere on the program. This is some¬thing new in dinners. Perhaps thefact that this is the “Old Man’s”fortieth year is the reason. Whetherit will be an annual affair or notcannot be said now.*****.And just after we pounded outour little suggestion that the Intra¬mural department put on a ping-pong tournament, we learned thatMr. Mort and his Reynolds club arethinking very seriously of just that.Well, we really don’t care who spon¬sors the thing, for it’s the innateenthusiasm for pong-pinging on thecampus that will determine the suc¬cess of such a tourney.*****This lad William Hawkins of theUniversity of Southern California israising quite a stir again. He wasthe guy, you know, that was accusedof giving away U. S. C. grid secretsto Xotre Dame before the twoschools clashed here last fall. Whathe is hollering about we don’t know.If reports are correct it was he thatrequested the investigation. Andnow he is suing the university forno dollar and a clean name. FAST PUYING MARKS FIRST I-M CAGECONTESTS; A. T. 0., CHAMPIONS IN 1931,FAU BEFORE CHI PSIHNISHING DRIVESuccess for the 1932 Intramuralbasketball season was foreshadowedlast evening by the fast play whichmarked several of the Class A gamesin the opening session of the year.Alpha Tau Omega, last year’s Uni¬versity champions, were bowled overby the fast-passing game of the ChiPsi’s to the tune of 211 to 14. Led byBohnen, who amassed six field goals,the Chi Psi’s were leading 10 to 8 a'the half, but forged ahead in thesecond period to swamp their op¬ponents.Featuring a short passing attackand accurate shooting, the Poniesdisplayed stellar teamwork to run upa 34-10 victory over Pi Lambda Phi.Perhaps the most exciting clashes ofthe session were the Lambda Chi’s15-14 victory over the Dolts, tlv'Rambler’s defeat of the Phi Psi’,-;10-9, and the 13-10 triumph of th(Kappa Nil’s over the Z. B. T.’s.Rambler*, 10; Phi Kappa P*i, 9P’ast. loose playing characterizedthe Rambler-Phi Psi game whichwas one of the best of the evening.•Although the Ramblers, led li.v Cloffwho garnered two baskets, managedto keep out in front throughout thegame they were never able to pileup more than a one basket lead onthe Phi Psi’s. Gaegan and Wallingstarred for the losers with two bask¬ets each.Barbarians, 21; Beta Theta Pi, 8Bernstein and Nelson starred forthe Barbarians with 9 and 8 count¬ers, respectively, as they found thegoing easy in swamping the Betas, 21 to 8. Although the Barbs wereclearly the superior team, the Betaswere playing under great difficulty,having only four men on the floorfor the entire game.Lambda Chi, 15; Delts, 14Two evenly-matched, one manteams met when the Delts lost tothe r.ainbda Ubi’s bv a one-pointmargin. McCauley accounted for 9of the I.ambda Chi’s jioints, whileBergenner ran up the same numberlor the Delts. Trailing 11 to 6 atthe half, the Delts almost overtooktheir lagging oiiponents, but a lasti minute rally was cut short by theI gun.I Kappa Sigma, 22; S. A. E., 141 Long shots by Batton and John-I son overcame the good playing ofI I lie .S. A. 10.’s to place Kappa Sig¬ma in the winning column, 22-14.During tin* second half, the Sig.Alph’s were handicapped by the lossof a man.Phi Pi Phi, 16; D. U., 9Lynch, the Phi Pi’s one man team,was high point man for the evening,dropping in 14 of the 16 points intheir victory over Delta Upsilon. Al¬though the D. U.’s displayed a well-balanced team, they couldn’t seemto get under way.T. K. E., 23; Sigma Nu, 14Leading 10-7 at the half, theTekes made easy work of the SigNu’s, driving out a 23-14 win. Zol-lar played the stellar role for thewinners, chalking up five baskets,while Mandernack led the oppositionwith 10 counters. Nine Games on I-MSchedule for TonightThe schedule for Intramuralgames in the “A” basketballleague for tonight is as follows:7:30Meadville vs. CommercePonies II vs. IndependentsScramblers vs. Barbarians II8:1SPsi Upsilon vs. Tau Delta PhiPhi Gamma Delta vs. Phi BetaDeltaAlpha Delta Phi vs. Phi SigmaDelta9:00Sigma Chi vs. Kappa Nu IIDeke vs. Alpha Sigma PhiPhi Kappa Sigma vs. Phi DeltaTheta.National TrackInterscholastic toBe Held Jane 4Announcement was made lastnight by Director A. A. Stagg thatthe University would stage thetwent.v-eighth annual national in¬terscholastic track and field meet onJune 4. The Stagg meet, which haslong been the most important trackevent in the country for high schoolathletes, will be practically the onlyinterscholastic held this yoar, formost colleges and universities whichhad sectional meets have abandonedthem this year. Director Stagg wasanxious to continue his meet for thisreason, despite the pressing finan¬cial situation. A profit made in theChristmas Week basketball tourna¬ment will cover a large share of the(Continued on page 4) MAROON SWIMMING TEAM PREPARESFOR CONFERENCE COMPEimON; WATERPOLO SQUAD OUT TO REGAIN TITLEThe Maroon swimming and waterpolo teams look forward to theopening of the Conference seasonon February 12 at Ohio State withbetter squads than they have hadfor several years. Chicago will meetIndiana and Illinois in the BartlettnatatorTum on February 20 and 27respectively and will compete itscompetition in the Conference meetback at Columbus on March 11 and12. No other dual meets may bescheduled due to a Conference rul¬ing made to cut athletic expensesand limiting Big Ten schools to three dual swimming engagements.Ralph Earlanson, captain of theswimming team, leads the returningveterans on Coach E. W. McGilliv-ray’s squad. Earlanson is the onlywater polo. McMahon in tne breastdashman on the squa^ and aiso playsstroke, Rittenhouse as an all-aroundman, Goodenow and Chalex com¬plete the list of candidates whohave had experience.The Maroons will have strongmen in the fancy diving event thisyear for the first time in several(Continued on page 4)Know Your University!Know its outstanding personalities, its show places,its institutional foundations.Follow a series of articles, appearing in The DailyMaroon each Wednesday, which peers into little-knowncorners of the University, explains the structure andworking of prominent campus institutions, and attemptsto sketch with bold strokes the thrilling, pulsing life of atruly great educational institution.Read The Daily Maroon. Get to know the multi¬tude of things going on at your University.The Daily Maroon**The Bible of the University^* Your Phonographmust be aching forsome new RECORDS“HARDANELLA” was a great gal in her daybut this is 1932. New days bring newsongs and Lyon & Healy has all the hits onrecords before they’ve had a chance to cooloff. Besides (this is confidential!) your phon¬ograph appreciates a change, too. Comeon over and hear ’em.ELEVEN POUNDS OF HEAVENLIESMY GOOD-BYE TO YOUGETTIN’ SENTIMENTALTRY TO FORGETPOTATOES ARE CHEAPER . . .. . . TOMATOES ARE CHEAPERCheck off the selections you wantand bring the list with you toLYON & HEALYWoodlawn Store:870 East 63rd StreetOPEN EVENINGSfm« mstT. P.asks: HOW ABOUT “DUSTCOLLECTORS?”Why keep things around the house justto collect dust? Books, musical instru¬ments, and athletic equipment are al¬ways in demand. If you don’t wantthem any longer, brush off the dust andoffer them for sale in The Trading Post.Call at the Maroon office, or phoneHyde Park 9221.TO RENT—Beaut. 2 rm. kit¬chenette apts. Furnished and un¬furnished : Lirrht and Kas free.Frisridaire. 5518 Ellis Ave. SeeJanitor.WANTED — Young woman toshare apt. $3 per wk. Nr. campus.Hyde Pk. 2780. Elaine Thomas.TO RENT—Attr. sing. & dbl.rms. Reas. 1st wk's rent free. 5725Kenwood .\ve.TO RENT—Single room. Outside.Private bath. $20 per mo. Dorch.3956.WTLL PAY $2.00 each for 10used copies of Logsdon’s Mathe¬matical Analysis. University ofChicago Bookstore. FORMER TEACHER will tutormathematics and descriptive geo¬metry. For appointment call Ard¬more 1307.WANTED—Girl to stay eveningswith children in exchange for roomand board. MUs Robinson.WANTED—Experienced cashierto work for meals in South Sidecafeteria. Home wonomics studentpreferred.WANTED—Girl to teach folkdancing on Wednesdays from 11:30to 12 :15 in South Side girls' school.Miss Robinson.WANTED—Woman with librar¬ian’s experience to work 4 hoursdaily in South Side hospital in ex¬change for room and b^rd. MissRobinson.IPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, JANUARY 14, 1932TODAYon theQUADRANGLESThe Daily MaroonNight editor for the next issue:Warren E. Thompson. Assistants:Melvin Goldman and Robert Her¬zog.Undergraduate OrganizationsEta Sigma Phi meet in ClassicsCommons room, 4.Avuk'ah meeting: Public lectureby Professor Quincy Wright on the“Legal Aspects of the PalestineMandate” at 3:30 in Classics 18.Pi Delta Phi cozy at 3 in the Y.W. C. A. room of Ida Noyes.Arrian Tea in tlTe Wicker room ofIda Noyes at 3.Debating union will argue upon“Resolved That Socialism Is a De¬structive Force in the UnitedStates.” The debate will be held at7:30 in Room A of the ReynoldsClubhouse.Music and Religious ServicesDivinity chapel: “What Is Hap¬pening to the Social Gospel? III”.HungarianAmerican RestaurantOur Specialty:HOME COOKING ANDPASTRY1010 £. 63rd Street Mr. Clifford Manshardt at 12 inj Joseph Bond chapel.Organ music at 5 in the univer¬sity chapel. Porter Heaps plays; Bach’s “Toccata and Fugue in DI minor,” Franck’s “Cantabile,” Gaul’sI “Daguereotype of an Old Mother”,I and Cole’s “Rhapsody”.I MiscellaneousI Radio lecture over station■ WMAQ. Professor Percy H. Boyn-j ton speaks from 8 until 8:35 onI ‘fColpnial Litei-teture”. “Readings’'I by Mr. Allen Miller at 10:45 overI WMAQ.The University clinics announce; an opportunity for volunteer stu-I dent service between the hours of: 2 and 3 each afternoon, 7 and 8; each evening, and 2 and 4 on Sun-; day. Students who will offer their; time during any one of these periodsi on one or more days a week areasked to send their names to theoffice of the Men’s Commission, onthe second floor of the ReynoldsI clubhouse.j Physics club meets in Eckhartj 209 at 4:30. Professor DempsterI will talk on “Gamma Rays and Nu-' clear Energy Levels.”: Socialist club in the Social Sci-! ence Assembly at 8. ProfessorKnight on “An Economic TheoristLooks at Socialism.”Cap and Gown Pictures12:00—Chi Psi.12:20—First Cabinet, Y. W. C. .4.12:50—Freshman Women’s Club.1:00—Delta Tau Delta. SWIM SQUAD GIRDSFOR BIG TEN MEETS iVack InterscholasticScheJuIed for June 14 FACULTY, TRUSTEESHOLD ANNUAL DINNER CROSSED CANNON1 . (Continued from page 3)(Continued from page 3)seasons when Bud and Jim Maronenter competition as sophomores.Both products of Hyde Park highschool. Bud won every national In¬terscholastic diving championship inwhich he entered during his senioryear. Although Jim has never com¬peted in diving before^ he shoAvspromise in practice of being almostas good as his brother.Two other sophomores, Stan Con¬nelly and Victor Lorher will com¬pete in t)ie 220 and 440 and willbe the strongest representatives Chi¬cago has had in the distance eventsfor some time, ronhelly won theRiver Swim two years and won ariver swim in Milwaukee last sum¬mer. Don Bellstrom, the last second-year man should prove a real threatin the back sti'oke.The water polo team. Conferencechampions in 1930 and runner-up toIllinois last year has a squad strongenough to win the title this season.Captain Gordon Rittenhouse, a starof the last two teams, is one of thebest poloists in the Big Ten. He willbe supported by McMahon, Earlan-son, Goodenow, Laufman, and Cha-lex, all of whom have had experi¬ence, and by several new men in¬cluding East, Bellstrom and Elam. , interscholastic expense.In last year’s meet there were: 520 individual entries from 144i schools in 24 states. The meet iconfined to high schools, the acad-‘ emy section having been discontin-I ued. . Maine Township, of DesI Plaines, Ill., with a two man team‘ consisting of Kcnnicott and Miller,, won the meet, scoring 31 points,j DuPont Manual Training high schoolof Louisville, Ky., was second;I Roosevelt high of Dayton, Ohio,\ was third, and Maplewood, Mo., wa'^fourth. (Continued from page 1)! marks. Each was emphatic in hisj refusal. “We shall, on such an oc-' ca.'ion, ramble at great length andI discourse on the wittiest of generalthemes. To reveal the nature ofour remarks before the advent ofthe dinner would indeed dull theirmeaning and humor,” was the com¬posite refusal of the speakers. (Continued from page 1)I.>ambda Chi Alpha; Paul ('oopei,captain of the unit; Edgar Frei(i'•heim. Alpha Sigma Phi; and BurtonDoherty, captain of the polo teamand member of Alpha Delta Phi.HJa,rvard does not allow in itsdormitories either “women ordogs. 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EveningsDebating Union Picks |Team of Three Men!(Continued from page 1)Harvard, and Northwestern.' Last quarter the University team; met the Chicago Kent College of^ Law in a radio debate over WGN.I The winner of the debate was to bei determined by listeners who sent, letters into the station,i The Debating Union, sponsor ofI the meet, is open to all University; students interested in debating.I They meet every Thursday eveningin the Reynolds club for informali debates between members.^ forPARTIESandPARENTS SOPHOMORES APPLYFOR FRIARS POSITIONSRemember, always, that HotelsWindermere are at your serviceas they have been for gener¬ations of Midway students.Long experience has made usadept at arranging Universitydances, luncheons, dinners andparties. (Continued from page 1)several positions in order of prefer¬ence.The newly appointed junior man¬agers were introduced to membersof the order yesterday at -e, smokerin the Reynolds club. 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