$1,072 DISTRIBUTEDFOR STUDENT AID ASDRIVE PASSES GOAL^SET LAST QUARTERLargest Sum Added byProfessors at BaySymposiumterminate campaignA total of $1,072.06 has beenand distributed by the Stu¬dent Relief Fund, according to afinal statement filed by the sponsorsof the drive with Miss Gladys Finn,student auditor, yesterday after¬noon. Under the sponsorship of thechapel council and the co-chairman- !ship of Kenneth Mullig.vn and Re¬becca Hayward, this drive for fundsto aid needy • University studentswas conducted for one month last(jiiarter. Yesterday a check for $.>00wa< given to the Board of Voca¬tional Guidance and Placement, toI'c used in finding employment forstiulents, and another check for$.')72.()0 was given to an emergency ;fund administeretl by the Univer- jsity hapel for student and commun- !ity relief. |Contributions ListedThe largest single contribution tothe Fund, $435.15, was the »/roceed>of the symposium, “Professors atHay.” conducted December 8 by a !yioup of Senior women for the ben-1t fit of this Fund. A dance in Bur- iton court brought $162.50; pro-!ceeds from the exhibition ot the j(atnpus movie, “Life on the Quad- :tangles” in conjunction with the I'tage show presented by TedWeems’ orchestra^ amounte.l to$200.10. Fraternity members con¬tributed $151 to the Fund,' and Iwomen club members $45. Residentsof the Men’s halls gave $39.16 and 'women residents contributed $31.17. jMi^cellaneous contributions amount- jed to $16.53. 'The total income of the drive wa.'$1,168.61. Administrative expense?amounted to $96.55, the report in¬dicates, leaving a 'net income of$1,072.66.Employ Student Aid IThe share of the Fund given to Ithe Board of Vocational Guidance jand Placenrient is now being used |to employ student field workers who jare seeking out additional positionsfor students in the neif^hborhood and(Continued on page 2)TRANSFERS HOLD IDINNER FRIDAY IN 1IDA NOYES HALL I—: IOpportunity for all transfer stu¬dents who have enrolled at the Uni¬versity this year to become ac¬quainted with members of their owngroup and with University traditionsand personalities will be afforded bythe Transfer Student dinner to bebeld at 6 Friday night in Ida Noyeshall.Reservations for the dinner m,. stbe made by Thursday night at theoffice of the Men’s Commission, onIhe third floor of the Reynolds clubur at the Y. W. C. A, office in Ida^’oyes hall. These two organizations^•e co-sponsors of the event. MaryKvelyn Webb, cabinet member of^ • W. C. A., and Nathaniel Winslow,member of the Men’s Commission,'UP making arrangements for thedinner. Tickets are priced at $.75.evening of dancing in the Idaoyes theatre will follow the dinner.Guests of honor from the facultywho have been invited to attend in‘ ude Mrs. Alma Brook, new direc¬tor of Ida Noyes hall; William E'jrott, assistant to the Dean of Stu-♦ .^^^t’les W. Gilkey, dean ofbe University chapel; A. J. Brum,augh. Dean of Students in the Col-'^ke; and Fred B. Millett. resiidentof the Men’s halls. Miss Mar¬garet Harhc, Y. W’. C. A. secretary. I Radcliffe-Brown toSpeak on CultureFfans for an intercollegiate modeldisarmament conference, which wil’be held next spring in place of thecampus sessions of a model Leagueof Nation, will be discussed at ameeting of the Cosmos club, cam¬pus political science ^organization,today at 4:30 in Harper M-11.Prof. E. Radcliffe-Brown of thedepartment of Anthropology will ad¬dress the meeting on “Interactionand Conflict of Cultures.” Airange-ments for a projected series oiround table discussions on interna¬tional questions will also be made.Interest in the forthcoming in¬ternational disarmament confer¬ence, which is to take place in Gen¬eva on Feb, 3, prompted the substi¬tution of this conference for themodel League meetings. For sever¬al years the University has spon¬sored these sessions in which inter¬ested students from mid-westerncolleges have taken part.‘Sam A. Rothermel'Second Speaker ofVocational SeriesSam .A. Rothermel, member of thefirm of .Moore, Case, Lyman andHubbard Insurance company wilt bethe second speaker in the vocationallecture series arranged by the .\ium-ni Committee on Vocations in co¬operation with the Board of Voca¬tional Guidance and Placement an*!the School of Commerce and Ad¬ministration.Hi' lecture on the topic “Insur¬ance” will be delivered tomorrow at3:30 in room 10ft, Haskell hall. Mr.Rothermel graduated from the Uni-versit.v in 1917, and while in schoolhe was active in basketball and amember of Delta Tau Delta.l.A.st week in the first of the.series, Mr. Dempster McMurphy,vice-president of the Midwest Util¬ities company presented a paper on“Public l.Uilities” by Marshall E..Sampsell, president of the CentralIllinois Public Service company, theCentral Illinois Traction company,the Southern Illinois Railw’ay andPower company, and the Wi.sconsinLight and Power company.This series of lectures brings tothe campus a host of men who haverisen to the top in their respectivefields and are competent to give r.d-vTce to those that plan to fo.*ow InthelF footsteps.The present series of fifteen lec¬tures which will be held during theWinter quarter have been dividedinto two divisions, ten lectures un¬der the general topic “Opportunitiesin Business,” and five under thetopic “Opportunities in the Profes¬sions”. These lectures duplicate asimilar series of lectures which w’ere(Continued on page 2)Jordan InvestigatesHealth ConditionsDr. Edwin Oakes Jordan, Profes¬sor and Chairman of the depart¬ment of Bacteriology and Hygiene,has been appointed to make a spe¬cial investigation of the health con¬dition.? in Jamaica for the Interna¬tional Board of the RockefellerFoundation.A graduate of the MassachusettsInstitute of Technolog.v in 1888, Dr.Jordan came to the University in1892. He is one of the original fac¬ulty members. As an instructor ofAnatomy here, the problems of thecity’s .sew'age disposal and purifica¬tion of streams attracted his atten¬tion. Public health and bacteriol¬ogy formed Dr. Jordan’s main inter¬est and career. He has completeda large amount of research in thestudy, of typhoid bacilli.Besides having written numerousbooks and articles for the city Boardof Science of which he is director,he is now one of the leading healthaij-horities of the city and presidentof the ^Institute of Medicine. FRESHMAN GRANTEDNEW COUNCIL SEAT jKINDLER, XELIST,PRESENTS CONCERT Autumn Grade CardsMailed Out YesterdayClass of 1935 Represented byJohn BardenThe Undergraduate council, at itsmeeting yesterday afternoon, votedto grant council membership to arepresentative of the Freshmanclass. This seat will today be offer¬ed to John Barden, chairman of theFreshman Executive council, andconsidered by the .senior group to bethe most representative person to fillthis post.This action has been taken be¬cause present members of the Un¬dergraduate council feel that thi.?year’s Freshmen are conducting anunusually large number of class ac¬tivities and have a definite class or¬ganization. These facts, accordingto the discussion at the councilmeeting yesterday, waiTant repre¬sentation of the Freshmen on theundergraduate ruling Body.John Barden is a member of Del-I ta Kappa Epsilon, and is a candidateI for next year’s Daily Maroon staff,j now being enrolled in The Daily' Maroon Training school. He is a' member of the swimming and wa-' ter polo squalls. The Freshman Ex-j ecutive council, of which he is chair-I man, is composed of five women and■ five men, and conducts all activities: and administers all matters pertain-i ing to Freshmen..Among other items of business, transacted at the council meeting inj Ida Noyes hall yesterday was the; appointment of a c"ommittee, at theI request of A. J. TJFumbaugh, deanof Students in the college, to ascer-j tain the most desirable type ofI Freshman week program by investi¬gating various opinions. ’‘The Man Nobody Knows,”Reporter FindsBY JAMES F. SIMONHans Kindler, Dutch ’cellist, willgive a recital this afternoon inMandel hall at 4:15—yet deligentsearch by a reporter yesterday fail¬ed to reveal where the great artistis staying, whether he has any otherengagements In Chicago, what hehas done during his lifetime, orwhen he expects to leave Chicago.First stop in the reporter’s three-hour quest for ifiTJTrtfiation was theoffice of the University Orchestralassociation, which is sponsoring theStock concerts and the Kindler re-ital. Here he picked up a pamphletcontaining press notices, all verycomplimentary to Mr. Kindler, andrevealing the fact that “hansKindler, the brilliant young gt.uusof the ’cello, is recognized both imEurope and America as one of therare, great masters of his ini. wu-nient. .As the interpreter of thegreatest modern ’cello works hestands today without a peer,” ‘♦tc.etc.“Who would know anything aboutMr. Kindler?” the reporter askedhopefully. “Try Mr. Bricken, headof the Music department,” a sten¬ographer helpfully suggested.Mr. Bricken, it developed, was notin his office at Ingleside hall, butthe Information office knew histelephone number. Reached by’phone at his home, Mr. Brickenconfessed'that he had heard of Mr.Kindler, but knew nothing abouthis life.“Try Bertha Ott,” he helpfully(Continued on page 3)Disarmament Will Not Be SedaredI By Reducing Armaments—GideonseI The contention of .AmericanI 'tatesmen that “the way to disarmI is to disarm” was declared a fallacy ;I by Dr. Harry D. Gideonse, associate 'j professor of Economics, in public ilecture at the Art Institute Fridayj night. He further said that “only iI when the great nations, set up a ful- !! ly empowered machinery for the set- 1! tlement of international dissension,with guarantee to countries whichare di.sadvantageously situated in jregard to possible hostilities, will |universal disarmament ever become |a reality.*’Dr. Gideonse feels that the Amer¬ican atfRude, like that of Russiaand certain peace organizations, isover-simple, and has been aban-I doned by most European govern-j ments, notably France and by theI League of Nations, “The simple’as-1 sumption that we can attack thei age-old problem of armaments andof War by a treaty reducing thenumber of cruisers, machine gunsand troops, is an illusion,” Dr.Gideonse stated.“Armaments are not a cause ofwar. They are an effect of politicaland economic insecurity. The arm- 'aments industry is simply a pha.s > ofmodern technology, and armam* its | are the last link in the chain whitdileads to war. To remove the lastlink you must first attack the earlierlinks.“If countries that are in a pe¬culiar position of insecurity are tobe persuaded to disarm, all othercountries must be willing to giveguarantees to the disarmed. A coun¬try with modern tractor and rayonmanufacturing plants, with chemi¬cal industries and large commercialairplane services, is immeasureablysuperior, from a military point ofview, to a nation with a predomin¬antly agrarian economy.“If Germany and Poland, for in¬stance, were to sign equal disarma¬ment treaties applying only to arm¬aments, it would leave Germany inan incomparably superior positionbecause of her industrial power.Talk of equality of treatment^ is,therefore, only sincere if the indus¬trial country is willing to place herpotential war industries, which canbe converted readily to war-timepurposes, under just as close an in¬ternational supervision as her arm¬aments proper.“If we are sincere in our desirefor disarmament, we must be will-(Continued on page 3)TEAM TRYOUTS HELDBY DEBATING UNIONThe Debating Union will hold asecond tryout for the UniversityDebating team today at 4 in roomA of the Reynolds club house forthe convenience of those who couldnot attOhd yesterday. The judges,Sol Pearlman, Francis Mayer-Oakes,and Erik Wahlgren, will announcethe two successful candidates afterthe tryouts today.The subject of the debate wllich.will be held with the University ofPittsburgh Friday, January 22 inHarper Mil, is: “Resolved that Con-gre.ss should enact legislation toprovide for the centralized controlof industry.”” The candidates forthe team will be asTced to presei. ahve minute argument. HOLD FUNERAL FORMRS. B. aiNELSONMrs. Bertram G. Nelson,' wife ofAssociate Professor Nfelstfn of th*.English department, died Sundayfollowing a major operation, Fun¬eral services which will Be held to¬day at 2 o’clock in the'^Hyde Park-Baptist church, are open to rela¬tives and members of > the Univer¬sity faculty.A graduate of Austin high school,Mrs, Nelson entered the Universityin 1*903. Through her work in theEnglish department, where ’ she ma¬jored in English and public speak¬ing, she met Professor Nelson..MrsNelson nee Lilly Dorothy Block, wasa member of Pi Delta Phi. She irsurvived by her husband and thpe1 children.V I The majority of Autumn quartergrade cards were mailed yesterdayaccording to E. C. Miller, Univer¬sity Recorder. ATT'The cards couldnot be sent out because there hasbeen some difficulty in gi-ading sev-ei'al of the Freshman Survey courses;cards for students in these courseshave been delayed.Because of the change wrought bythe University’s new system, the reg¬istration ftfTthe Winter quarter hasbeen carried on through the facil¬ities of one office, that of the Recorder. The latest statistics on reg¬istration compiled by this officeshow thqft up to Saturday noon4226 students had registered for theWinter quarter. These figures inelude all but Law school studentswho are registered separately. Thischange in the system of registrationhas made it imposible to comparethe figures of this year with thoseof preceding years.'.Board Rejects Top\Of $2.50 Tickets'F}ar Friar ShowTwo dollars and a half is toomuch to charge for seats in Black-friars performances this year, itwas decided Saturday at a meetingof the Board of Organizations, Pub¬lications and Exhibitions, when ChetLaing, abbott of the order, sub¬mitted tne price scale for the 1932I ,show.Pared BudgetLaing explained to the Board,which is composed of activityheads and representatives of all ma¬jor campus organizations as well a^! half a dozen faculty members, tl;a+the Board of Superiors had paredthe budget to the limit consistentwith satisfactory entertainment. Itj was the concensus of the Board ofI Organizations, nevertheless, that ai large portion of the seats in Mande’I should be available at prices a goodI deal lower than tw-o dollars and aI half.After careful consideration bythe Board, Laing was instructed togo over his figures with the Friarsalumni board of trustees, and to re¬submit the price scale.Sanction Cap and GownWilliam E. Scott, director of pub¬lications, presented for the officialsanction of the Board his recent ac¬tion iif allowing the Cap and Gown tobe published this year, despite theprospect of low subscription rates.Gilbert White, editor-in-chief, andWilliam Custer, business manager,had agreed to assume financial re¬sponsibility for the yearbook.Miss Gladys Finn, auditor of student organizations, presented financial reports for “Profesors at Bay”.(Continued on page 2)Snake Anti-toxinProves SuccessfulTwo years ago there appeared inI the Chicago Tribune a story to the! effect that a Hindu student at theI IffTTVersity had discovered an anti-I toxin for snake poisoning, but atj that time no tests had been madeon human being:?.Yesterday a letter, written inBengali (an Indian dialect), reachedthe office of The Daily Maroon.When translated, it stated that thedrug prepared by Manindra C.Guha, a graduate student at theUniversity, had cured a Mohamme¬dan who was bitten by a poisonoussnake. The letter went on to saythat an enterprising salesman wantsto market the product all over India,where the anti-toxin would be ingreat demand.Mr. Guha has already secured hisMaster’s degrree and is now wttrk-ing for a Doctor’s. He has beenworking on the drug for the lastnine years and has been associatedwith Felix Saunders, an instructor^ in Physiological Chemistry. GALBRAITH, SULCER,JACOBSEN, WEBSTERNAMED BUCKFRIARMANAGERS BY BOARDIntroduced to MembersOf Order TomorrowAt SmokerPICK SOPHOMORES SOONLbuis Galbraith, Alfred Jacobsen,Henry Sulcer, and Rdlph Websterwere yesterday appointed juniormanagers of Blackfriars by theBoard of Superiors. Galbraith willbe in charge of pulKIicity, Jacobsenin charge of business, Sulcer incharge of technial work, and Web¬ster in charge of company.Introduced At SmokerThese men will be formally intro¬duced to the members of the orderat a smoker tomorrow at 3:30 inroom A of the Reynolds club house.All members of the order of Black¬friars are invited to attend and re¬freshments and cigarettes will beserved. This is the first of a seriesI of smokers that will be given duiingthe quarter.Galbraith has been associated withBlackfriars for two years, workingon lighting both years. He is nowworking Tn the Public Relations of-I fice of the University. He was alsoI a sophomore assistant on the Cap! and Gown and a member of the Dra-I matic association. He is a memberof Chi Psi fraternity.Jacobsen a Business AssistantJacobsen has worked in the busi-I ness department of Blackfriars fortwo years. Last year he was sopho¬more manager in charge of the boxj office. He was a member of Skull; and Crescent and a member of thefootball team. He is a member o^Sigma Chi fraternity.Sulcer has worked on the techni¬cal side of Blackfriars for two years,serving last year as sophomore man¬ager in charge of scenery. He is aj'briior manager in the intramuralI department, and treasurer of theDramatic association. He is also amember of Psi Upsilon fraternity.Webster Chorus ManagerWebster has been a member ofI the order for two years. As aj freshmen he worked as an assistant! in the publicity department and lastyear was the sophomore manager incharge of the chorus. He is a mem¬ber of Delta Kappa Epsilon fi'ater-(Continued on page 3)MARY WIGMAN TOPRESENT PROGRAMSATURDAY AT 2:30I Members of Orchesis, rhythmsI club, and others interested in theI dance recital to be presented byI Mary Wigman in her first appear¬ance this season at Orchestra Hallat 2:30 Saturday afternoon, may ob¬tain tickets, priced from $1 to $2.50"from Martha Miller, Orchesis repre¬sentative on the W. A. A. board.Miss Wigman is a German dancerand the creator of a new trend inher art. She has previously confin¬ed her American career to recitalappearances, but recently opened astudio in New York City.As in last year’s recital. Miss Wig¬man will perform her demonstra¬tions to the music of primitive in¬struments played by Gretl Curth,of the Hamburg school of the dance,and Hans Hasting, who has himselfcomposed much of the music for theWigman interpretations. These sav¬age instruments include two Bur¬mese gamelan gongs, five Chine.segongs, four modern jazz drums, aset of'Tndian bells, a pair of cym¬bals, a huge hand drum, and a Ne¬gro drum. The Negro drum is anexample of a most primitive typeof musical instrument, for it ismade from a hollowed log. A dis¬tinctive and varied rhythm is pro¬duced when tbecp inefruments arcplayed.1Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY. JANUARY 12. 1932imlg i®ar0flnFOUNDED Ui miTHE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THEUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished morniiiKS, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday,durinK the Autumn, Winter and Spring quarters by The DailyMaroon Company, 5831 University Ave. Subscription rates tS.OOper year: by mail, $1.60 per year extra. Single eopiea, flve-^entaeach.No responsibility is assumed by the University of Chicago forany statements appearing in Daily Maroon, or for anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March 18, 190S, at the postoffice at Chicago, Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press .\s8ociationLOUIS N. RIDENOUR, JR., Editor-in-ChiefMERWIN S. ROSENBERG, Business ManagerMARGARET EGAN, Senior EditorJANE KESNER, Senior EditorHERBERT H. JOSEPH, Jr., Sports EditorASSOCI.\TE EDITORSMAXTNE CREVISTONRUBE S. FRODIN, JR.BION B. HOWARDJ. BAYARD POOLEJAMES F. SIMONWARREN E. THOMPSONSLEANOR E. WILSON BUSINESS ASSOCIATESJOHN D. CLANCY, JR.EDGAR L. GOLDSMITHSOPHOMORE ASSISTANTSWM A. KAUFMANWALTER MONTGOMERYVINCENT NEWMANEDWARD SCHALLERRICHARD J. YOUNGSOPHOMORE EDITORSJANE BIESENTHALMELVIN GOLDMANWILLIAM GOODSTEINEDWARD NICHOLSONTASULA PETRAKISROSEMARY VOLKMARGARET MULLIGAN HOBART GUNNINGBETTY HANSENROBERT HERZOGDAVID LEVINEEUGENE PATRICKWILLIAM WAKEFIELDJANE WEBERNight Editor: Rube S, Frodin, Jr.Assistants: Gunning and Levine. sport in which he was iiiost interested. If hewanted to apply himself to a college career ofstudy exclusively, he would do so and no onewould bother him.Such a plan is sane and in accord with thewatchword of the University under the new plan:I ‘‘Opportunity, not system.” The present spec¬tacle of scholastic work being to a large degreeoptional, while the development of the biceps isi compulsory is nothing short of ludicrous. If the! Department of Physical Culture and Athletics; really has something to offer the student—and webelieve it has—it is unnecessary for the membersi of that department to worry about what wouldhappen to their jobs were physical culture to beput on the same basis as the other subjects offer-^ ed at this institution.We repeat: The Daily Maroon is of the opinionthat the agitatiori^in favor of compulsory 'jym hascome exclusively from parties not entirely disin¬terested—from people who suspect that their jobsdepend on the preservation of compulsory gym.W'e are also of the opinion that the case againstcompulsory gym is sound enough’ to warrant acareful consideration of the question by disinter¬ested parties. We trust that our presentation hereof the subject will bring it to the attention of thesedisinterested parties; we will welcome comment.—L. N. R., Jr.Tuesday, January 12, 1932SPECIALIZED COMPULSIONThe Freshman class at the University is com¬pelled to attend no classes save those in Physi¬cal culture. That this is the case today is due tothe fact that those interested in compulsory gymtalked louder and longer at meetings of the Uni¬versity Senate and the College faculty than didthose interested in preserving the consistency ofthe new educational plan. The reason for thevital interest of the parties concerned with theestablishment of compulsory physical cultureseems, on the face of things, pretty obvious.Proponents of the scheme of forcing studentsto chase themselves around Bartlett and IdaNoyes daily are and have been those who aremembers of the Department of Physical Cultureand Athletics—men and women who draw theirpay for directing the chase. Almost no one elsehas any direct interest in the subject, with the re¬sult that this minority succeeded last spring in.slipping past the administration a requirement forphysical culture during the first two years of astudent’s career here.The case against compulsory gym is straight¬forward and clear. Physical culture is requiredthroughout most high schools and secondaryschools. By the time a student reaches the col¬lege level, he has reached or is rapidly approach¬ing physical maturity, and has, in most cases,definitely made up his mind as to whether hewishes to try out for a University team, whetherhe wishes to participate in Intramural sports, orwhether he prefers to take no part in “manly”sports at the University. In any case, he is boundto get as much or more exercise while at the Uni¬versity as he will get during the balance of hislife, whether physical culture is required or not.There have been no statistics brought forwardwhich show, beyond question, that daily super¬vised exercise is necessary for longevity, con¬tinued health, or anything of the sort. Moreover,the haphazard manner in which most gym classesare conducted results in the fact that the menand women get more exercise dressing and un¬dressing daily than they do in the activities ofthe class.Let us examine the state of affairs were physicalculture to be put on the same basis as the othersubjects offered at the University. (And, in pass¬ing, why should the Department of Physical Cul¬ture, alone among departments at the University,be discriminated in favor of?) Each enteringfreshman would undergo a thorough physical ex¬amination. If he were found to have a physicaldefect which corrective gymnastics would alleviateor cure, these gymnastics would be prescribed forhim and required of him. If he had no such de¬fect, he would be dismissed. If he were interest¬ed in a varsity sport, he would enroll for thefreshman team in that sport. If he were not, butwere proficient or interested in some other sportor game, he would join an Intramural team in thatsport. If he wished to take workouts at his ownconvenience, he would secure a locker in Bartlett,If he were interested in regular participation ingroup games, he would enroll for a class in the i|iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:,niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmiiiiihiiiuiiiiiiiumiiiiiiiiiiuiHiuiii!iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'i:iiiiiiiiiiiiii:HiimnMiii»wwii»iiiM|I The Travelling Bazaar |I BY FRANK HARDING {We have with gs today the department ofArt. In some way or another we had for¬gotten that there was anything in art but ar¬chitecture. However, we will make up forit some day.Chevet. . Course for freshmenVault. . Mistake jRoof. . Uncouth ICornice . , Sores on the feet |Beam . . Leguminous vegetable jSill. . Room in jail 1Dadot. .Extinct birdINave . . Ingenuous iAisle . . Petroleum |Porch . . Fish jEntisis. .TemptStair. . GuidePedmient. . SiltColumn. . PeacefulHall. . Place for Phoenix EditorsThis Freshman Journalism class, given un¬der the auspices of The Daily Maroon, is get¬ting to be rather a funny course. Bill Mor-genstern was the lecturer in a recent sessionof the class, and his talk got around to thehistory of the University. In the course ofthe history, Mr. Morganstern let drop the re¬mark that, “The University still had someof its Baptist beginnings.” Immediately, agood many in the class started to titter. Itseems that they were thinking of the BotanyPond. .Tell us now that that is not subtlethinking. . .Looks well for the future Ma-The Mortar Boards recently decided tohold a little party, and for the date, decidedon the 22 nd. The Psi U’s also got the sameidea and registered for the same date. .Whennotes were compared it was decided thatsomething must be done and the Psi U’s with¬drew in favor of the M. B.’s. We have heardremarks that this seemed hardly necessary:an amalgamation would not have made muchdifference. i . > pi»L(,*i HWe have forgotten how to si>ell the nameof the girl this story U^Atiout but we thinkWe can pronounce it fAf^^ke benefit of any¬one who would like to,as|f; us. After all theclasses for the present quarter had been at¬tended and examined for^ possibilities, theusual crab sessions formed^ themselves. Onelittle girl, when asked^ what she had, gaveout the information that along with her twoother courses she had a course in RenaissanceLit. She thought, however, that it ought tobe easy, because she had received such ex¬cellent background from one of Teddy Linn’sclasses on Bacon. Someone who happenedto hear this remark had taken all of Linn’scourses, so he pushed the matter further; itfinally developed that the background wasin Lamb. ^ ^ Board Rejects $2.50Top Price Seats atFriar Production(Continued from page 1)a recent symposium conducted tcraise funds for the Student ReliefDrive, and for The Daily Maroon’soperations during the autumn quar¬ter. Both reports were received andfiled by the Board.The voluntary withdrawal of Del¬ta Sigma Phi fraternity from activestatus was accepted, with the provi¬sion that it mfght become activeagain at any time. $1,072 DistributedFor Student Aid asDrive Passes GoalSam A. Rothermel IsVocational Speaker(Continued from page 1)held at this time last year.The next speaker in this serieswill be James O. McKinsey, of thefirm of James 0. McKinsey and com¬pany who will speak on the subjectof accounting. Future lectures inthe same series will be presented onsuch subjects as advertising, book¬keeping, personnel, industrial 'rela¬tions, commercial banking, andcTiain 'stores. (Continued from page 1)loop. The check given to the Uni¬versity’s “Community Ne«ds Fand”makes it possible for this fund, ad¬ministered by Emery T. Filbey, as¬sistant to the President, and CharlesW. Gilkey, dean of the Universitychapel, to fill many more requestsfor aid from students. This fundis derived ordinarily from chapelcollections, but had been depletedbecause of current demands upon it.Afl such grants from this fund areloans. 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Auditing Fee r(Autumn 1931) 25.00 T ' rPublicity 37.73 L, /Office Supplies 14.65 ■Postage 58.16Miscellaneous Items 3.53 " 700.83Operating ExpensePrinting " 2,585.49Electrotyping 77.02Cuts and Photos 61.61 2.724.12Departmental ExpenseElditorial 2.50Business 89.62Circulation 36.47 128.59Social ExpenseBanquet 15.25Pins 35.00Football Tickets 86.00 136.25Net Income 5,875.073.689.2.186. OfTHE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, JANUARY 12, 1932 Page TTireeTheGrandstandAthletebyHERBERT JOSEPH JR.The results of the first conference^cii-mblc do not make things look<0 iusy as far as the basketeers areconcerned. The exhibition the teamput tn looks very much like thoseput on by Maroon cage teams for.evtial years running-now. We can’tleoall one shot that was the directlesuU of deliberate organized play.There may have been some, but wehelieve not.I’trhap' a little effective longshooting would have helped. Butlong .-^hots don’t go in consistentlyunle-.' proceeded by great quantitiesof piaetice in just that department.The stalling game put on by Min-lusi ta in the last part of the gamewas quite something to sec. The Go-ph.r cagers displayed a brand ofrio. r ;. ’ay that was beautiful towatch—even if it was bringingahi'.it the ruination of the old hometeam.It -eems to us that the Maroonsshouhi have taken more aggressive>tep" to break up this Minneota de-tenvive offense. By rushing in onthe 'tailing team in the back courtthe Chicago outfit would have takenthe risk of having a larger scorelun upon them. But is this not bet¬ter than to let the other team holdon to the ball forever with absolute¬ly no chance of scoring until theymake a misplay. At least if theylun around you to take shots, you'tami an even chance of getting theliall off the l>ack-board if the shotmi> 'And they will miss; and wehope the chances of getting it offthe back-board were almost even—although we’re not so sure theywere.*****We wonder just what to thinkabout the poster posted on the bulle¬tin h(.ar<1 in Bartlett announcing theprofe'.«ional tennis match betweenTilden and Nuslein at the Stadiumtonight. \re understood that theathhtn department had a reputa¬tion : r being “agin” professional-i.Mii.*****Tht t nd sections of the west'tanu in the fieldhouse were comingdown ye.^terday to allow the track¬men .'pace to dash around with a lit¬tle more ease. We understood thata tra k that can be called a trackwill not bo built for some littletime The “cinder” outfit will usethe r< g-ular clay floor in the mean¬time. MAROONS DOWNED INOPENING BIG TENBASKETBAU BATTLEnoted one thing with muchplea-ure. That was that the Nor-gi'en V rew got back into their habit,acquired last year especially, ofmaking all or almost all of theiitiee throws. A good many games aredeci(i( d by the free throws made ormi.'.sec so w’hy not make them. The Egyptians were the first peo¬ple to determine the true length ofthe year—365.242—and divided itinto 12 months of 30 days each. Theremaining five days were devoted tofestival holidays.Opening AnnouncementTHE GREEN SPOT TEA ROORlA New land Cozy Place to ElatWill Open on January I 3th—8:00 a. m.BREAKFASTLUNCHESSUPPER SPECIALSHome CookingTeas and Parties Given Special AttentionSunday Hours: 11 A.M.-I P. M., Dinner, 6-8 P.M.1025 East Gist Street - Phone‘Dor. 1804Directly oppositeNew Men’s DormitoriesOperated by—O. G. Keswick, Reg. Nursef V. I. Paterson, Reg. Nurse CAGE STANDINGSSchurz Takes First inHigh School SwimTourneyThe week-end in athletics at theUniversity featured a defeat forChicago at the hands of Minnesotaand a victory by Schurz over four¬teen other high school teams in theInterscholastic Swimming meet.The Maroons took a sound whip¬ping in their first conference con-1test when Minnesota came downfrom the north and turned themtmek to the tune of 22-14. The firstquarter of the game was full of fastbasketball and rather erratic play¬ing by both outfits. The score wasclose and many Chicago supportersthought the Maroons might be ableto settle dow’n and play consistentbasketball long enough to hold theirlead till the final whistle. The Goj??!ers, however, had other plans andduring the second quarter, they began to assert themselves in the formof a very comfortable lead, butNorgren’s squad proved trouble¬some and at the half the score stood15-11 in favor of Minnesota.Chicago came back in the thirdquarter and made violent attemptsto tie up the score, but their effortwas fruitless. The Gophers not onlymaintained their lead; but added ifew points for good measure.In the final period, Minnesota di. -played as fine an exhibition of stalling as has been seen around theseparts in many a season. They se¬cured the ball on practically everytip-off and by passing Irom the cen¬ter of the floor constantly into theirown territory and back again, theysucceeded in all but a few instancesin keeping the ball entirely out ofthe hands of the Maroons, who ap¬peared baffled by such tactics.Throughout the entire game, the('hicago players seemed perplexedby the Gopher attack, especially theoffense which was fast and tricky,full of passing and freak shots. Ontheir own offense, Norgren’s pulpils Jwere closely guarded and kept far jfrom the basket by the Minnesota ,combination of “man to man” and ,“zone” defense. The follow-up shotsof the Maroons were inaccurate andin most cases, they were interrupted iby the Gophers.Minnesota, in marked contrast tothe Chicago outfit, displayed asmooth passing game which improv¬ed as the contest progressed. Theirfollow-up shots were numerous andthey concentrated on them muchmore than Chicago. The Gophercenter, Bethal, was handy in thisdepartment. W L TP OPNorthwestern 3 0 92 79Michigan 2 0 54 43Ohio State 2 0 49 45Purdue 2 1 108. 80Illinois 2 1 86 72Minnesota ' 1 1 47 44CHICAGO 0 1 14 22Iowa 0 2 43 52Wisconsin 0 3 70 93Indiana 0 3 65 108Last Night’s ResultsNorthwestern, 32; Iowa, 26.MichTg:an, 30; Minnesota, 25.Purdue, 38; Wisconsin, 22.Illinois, 30; Inliiana, 22.1-M Cage GamesBegin TomorrowIntramural activities for the win¬ter quarter get under w’ay tomorrownight when the first games in the“A” basketball tournament are play¬ed in Bartlett gymnasium. Competi¬tion in the “A” division will takeplace every Monday, Wednesday,and Thursday nights.Tomorrow at 7:30, Beta \»kes onthe Barbarians’ first tean.. DeltaTau Delta meets Lambda Chi, andthe Phi Psi’s play the Ramblers. ChiPsi and ATO, Delta Upsilon andPi Phi, and the onies’ first team andthe Pi Lambs compose the schedulefor 8:15. he last games, to be play¬ed at 9:00 pair off Zeta Beta Tauand Kappa Nu’s first squad, SigmaNu and the ekes, and SAE and theKappa Sigs.GIDEONSE SCORESARMAMENT CUTS(Continued from page 1)ing to attack the underlying causesof armament, such as economic ri¬valry, imperialistic ventures in col¬onies and elsewhere, through abroadly gaged system of interna¬tional organization. To disarm is, [paradoxically enough, not to disarm !but to provide such an organization jof international life as to make |armaments unnece.ssary. That i.s !the securitv thesis in a nutshell.” ' KINDLEB, ’CELLIST,PRESENTS CONCET“The Man Nobody Knows,”Reporter Finds(Continued from page 1) .suggested. “She manages most vis¬iting concert artists.” Miss Ott wasbusy, but her secretary was sureMr. Kindler was not under theirmanagement. “Try the City ConcertService”, she helpfully volunteered.Starting off on a fresh trail, thereporter approached Jane Kesner,one of the Daily Maroon’s twin“senior editors”, and prolific authorof the Theatre column. “Jane, whowould know anything about Mr.Kindler?” he hopefully asked.'^‘Try Ma|ck Evans, or VinginiaCates,” she offered helpfully. MackEvans, who is director of the Uni¬versity choir, did not answer histelephone, but Miss Cates, who issecretary of the University Orches¬tral association, had a suggestion.“I have nothing about him, here, atthe downtown office of Universitycollege, but why don’t you lookthrough my files in the office ofthe Orchestral association?” shesuggested helpfully.Painstaking search by anothersecretary, this time in Cobb hall,produced nothing but shiftings fromone foot to the other, and back tothe first foot. “You can take thisprogram of the concert along,” thestenographer suggested, helpfully.In desperatfon, the reporterplodded along the flagstones of thenow darkening sidewalk leading toHarper and the publicity office,known among the more correct asthe office of the department of pub¬lic re^tions. “Luke,” he whisperedto Louis Galbraith, mimeographoperator -and handyman to the twinpres.s-agents of the University,Messrs. Morgenslern and Howe,“have you a copy of ‘Who’s Who’around?” Under “Hans Kindler” was thehelpful suggestion, “Turn to Volume13, 1924-1925.” In the next officewere copies for 1930-31, but thecoveted informatioii was not forth¬coming. With only one alternativeleft, the reporter trudged upstairsto the circulating library, locatedthe volume in the card catalogue,and presented a properly endorsedcall-slip to the library attendant.“I’m sorry,” she said, “but we donot send down to the stack, afterfive o’clock. It is now 5:01,” andshe pointed majestically, and witha slight suggestion of triumph inher gesture, to the clock. It was5:01.Broken in spirit, weary of leg,and thoroughly disillusioned, the re¬porter returned to the editorial sanctum and pounded out this tale.The program? Ah, yes, the program.Mr. Kindler will play a suite byPurcell, including the Entrada,Corrente, Sarabande and Hornpipe;Toccata, by Frescobaldi; Suite in CMajor, by Bach, including the Pre¬lude, Allemande, Sarabande, Bour-ree I and II, and Gigue; Senate byDebussy, including the Prelude,Serenade Fantastique, and Finale;two 16th century Dutch tunes ar¬ranged by himself: “I Have My Sor¬rows”, and “See How Strong thisTiny Nation”; Habanera, and Ma-laguena by Ravel; and Granadinaby Joaquin Nin.Ralph Angell will accompany the’cellist. Tickets for this concert onlyare available in the office of the Or¬chestral association at fifty cents.BETTER THAN SHERLOCK HOLMES!The detective powers of The Trading Postmake old Sherlock look like an amatuer. We’llbet he couldn’t find anybody with cash thesedays—but The Trading Post can! And quickly,tool So if you have anything you no longerneed—and there must be something for whichyou would rather have the cash—just get yournotice in here. Phone Hyde Park 9221.WANTED — Youiik woman toshare apt. $3 per wk. Nr. campus.Hyde Fk. 2780. Elaine Thomas.WILL PAY $2.00 each for 10used copies of Logsdon’s Mathe¬matical Analysis. Universfty ofChicaxo Bookstore.LOST Pair of Klasses. Casemarked Dr_ Simon, La Porte. Re¬turn to Maroon Business 0:Tice.TO RENT—Attr. sinjf. & dbl.rms. Reas. 1st wk s rent free. 6725Kenwood .Ave.HYDE PARK LUNCH. 1211 E.55th St. invites Mr. Bion Howardand a frien 1 for a free luncheonbefore Sunday. Call at Maroonoffice for ticket.FORMER TEACHER will tutormathematics and descriptive (geo¬metry. For appointment call Ard¬more 1307. WANTED—Girl to act as hostes.sin University neighborhood rest¬aurant from 12 to 1 daily in ex¬change tor lunches. Miss Robin¬son.WANTED- Girl to cook lunchand dinner for 2 business girlsliving near campus. About 2 hrs.work in exchange for meals. MissRobinson.WANTED--Woman with librar¬ian’s experience to work 4 hoursdaily in South Side hospital in ex¬change for room and board. MissRobinson.WANTED—Girl to t.ike care ofchildren in exchange for r<x>m andboard in home near campus. MissRobinson.WANTED—Experienced cashierto work for meals in South Sidecafeteria. Home economics studentpreferred.Fill Friar Posts(Continued from page 1)nity.iTiese men will take office immediately and help in selecting thesophomore managers that will worunder them for the coming produc¬tion this spring. Each junior man¬ager will have under him four soph¬omore managers and a number offreshmen assistants. Free Freei PARTIESandPARENTSRemember, always, that HotelsWindermere are at your serviceas they have been for gener¬ations of Midway students.Long experience has made usadept at arranging Universitydances, luncheons, dinners andparties.And when Mother and Fathervisit you in Chicago, arrange tohave them stay here, conven¬iently, in a pleasant room orsuite, at a reasonable price.^otels Hinder mere^hicagoS6th Street at Hyde Peril BoedeverdWard B. James, ManagerFairfax 6000 Beginning today The Maid-Rite Grill and The Maid-RiteSandwich Shop will give away ABSOLUTELY FREE$24.00 in meal tickets to their customers.On the first and fifteenth of every month drawingswill be held in both the Maid-Rite Grill and Sandwich* -i i^ Shop to determine the winners of a first prize ticket for^ three dollars, second prize ticket, two dollars, and thirdprize ticket, one dollar.Each time you eat at either of the shops, a check withyour name upon it will be put in the drawing box. Twiceeach month the drawings will be made by a disinterestedperson, and three separate awards will be made at each11 of the shops.. ^ Visit either the Grill or the Sandwich Shop, enjoy aperfect meal, and take advantage of an opportunity towin many more such meals.THE MAID-RITE SANDWICH SHOPTHE MAID-RITE GRILL1309 East 57tli Street 1324 East 57th StreetA.rage Four THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, JANUARY 12, 1932TODAYon theQUADRANGLESThe Daily MaroonNight Editor for the next is&ae:Bion F. Howard. Assistants: WilliamW'akefield and Eugene Patrick.Undergraduate Organisation*All freshmen on the Cap andGown staff will meet at 3:30 in thepublication’s office.Candidates for the University de¬bating team try-out at 4 in RoomA of the Reynolds Clubhouse.Tower Players meet at 4 in theTower Room.Calvert Club meets at 4:30 inRoom A, Ida Noyes hall.Gates Hall members dine at 6 inthe Sun Parlor, Ida Noyes hall.Departmental ClubsPi'ofe.ssor Radcliffe Brownspeaks before the Cosmos club at4 :30 on "'‘Interaction and Conflict ofCultures.” Harper M. 11.Associate Professor Stephen Pol-jak lectures before the MedicalSeminar at 4:30 on “Studies in theMacular Projection in Man.” Bill¬ings M. 301.The Graduate Political Scienceclub meets at 7:30 in the GraduateClubhouse. Mr. J. L. Jacobs, Ef¬ficiency Engineer for Mayor AntonCermak, speaks on “The New Chi¬cago”.Music and Religious ServicesDivinity ChapeTl “What Is Hap¬pening to the Social Gospel? I.”Associate Professor Archibald G.Baker at 12 in Joseph Bond chapel.Viclrola concert from 12:30-1:15in the Reynolds Clubhouse.The University Orchestral associ¬ation presents Hans Kindler, ’cell¬ist, in recital at 4:15 in Leon Man-del hall.Organ music at 5 in the Univer¬sity chapel: Porter Heaps plays iBingham’s “Harmonies of Flor¬ence”; Handel’s “Larghetto”;Bach’s “Dear Christians, One andAll, Rejoice!”; Wheeldon’s “MinsterBells”; and Gigout’s “Toccata”.MiscellaneousRadio lectures over station 'WMAQ: “Colonial Literature”,Professor Percy H. Boynton at 8.“Readings”, Mr. Allen Miller at10:45. “Elementary Spanish”, Asso¬ciate Professor Carlos Castillo at4:30.The University concert bandpractices at 6:30 in Bartlett gym¬nasium.Public Lecture: (ArchaeologicalInstitute of America). ProfessorLouis E. Lord, Oberlin College,speaks on “Rhodes” at 8. Classics10.The University clinics announcean opportunity for volunteer stu¬dent sex’vice between the hours of2 and 3 each afternoon, 7 and 8each evening, and 2 and 4 on Sun¬day. Students who will offer theii ;time during any one of these periods ,on one or more days a week are .asked to send their names to the |office of the Men’s Commission, onthe second floor of the Reynold.' jcluBTlouse.Cap and Gown Picture Schedule12—Chi Psi.12:30—Sifirma Nu.12:45—Delta Tau Delta.1—Cap and Gown sophomores.HungarianAmerican RestaurantOur Specialty:HOME COOKING ANDPASTRY1010 E. 63rd StreetVatch the Trading Post ElachTuesdayHyde Park Lunch1211 £. 55th St.Vill give a FREE luncheon tosome student and his friendweekly.-ook at the Trading Post Now.Maybe your name is there. 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