ii.' J'xi\o!. )1. No. 43. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. TUESDAY, DECEMBER 15. 193! Price Five CentsaddnewpampeetsGN PSVCHOLOGY AND£CIICATI9N TO SKIESCF VOCATION CHIDESThirteen Leaflets NowAvailable for AllStudents Want a Job? GetYour Name m PrintWOPLLNER IS EDITOR{’amphletp outlininj? the vocationswhiili may be selected by studentsjntfio'ted in Eduaction and Psychol-(i>;y have been addiHl to the Voca¬tional Series, edited by Robert C.W o llner, executive secretary of theHoard of Vocallonal Guidance andf’la ement. With the publishinR oftill- two new leaflets, the series num¬bers thirteen.The new education leaflet waswritten by William S. Gray, Direc¬tor of Teacher Training. Followinga ireneralized statement concerninKthe profession. Dr. Gray emphasizesthe value of specialization, and out-line> the specialized fields open to-•iidents majorinj? in Education.Tl.e-i fields include teaching posi¬tion' ranging from nursery to uni-voi'ity and professional schools, vo¬cational and educational counselling,(iireition of extra-cur^ricular activ-itie-, administrative service, super-\ i.'Oi y service, research work andteiu-her-training vocations. In addi¬tion to a detailed consideration oftin'I various fields, the require¬ments for teaching in secondaryschools in every state in the Unionare listed.Psychology DiscussedProfessor Forrest A. Kingsoury,author of the Psychology pamphlet,speaks of the vocational uses of psy¬chology as being both direct and in-(ineit. ‘‘The latter include all occu¬pations in which an understanding"f human abilities, motives, and per-■oiialities is u.seful,” he says. Hela''ifics the principle psychologicaloi iipation under the following head¬ing': teaching of psychology, psy¬chological research, consulting psy¬chologist, including the psychologi-.1 specialist or the clinical special-I't. and the psychological technician.riie purpose of the pamphlets, ac¬cording to Mr. Woellenr, is to linktogether the two major objeenvesn! a college student: the develop¬ment of worthy intellectual inter-C'ts and the selection of, and prep¬aration for, his life’s work. Eachleaflet of the series deals with vo-la'Tons allied to the intellectual in-tiie>is and abilities necessary for"ork m some one department of theI niversity. In every case, emphasisha- been placed on detail, for it is‘•>Miitial that information about aV'cation should be complete if theliii::! evaluation or selection is to bea ui'C one.Comprehensive MaterialsI he pamphlets follow a generalI'mline explaining the significance'd the specific work entailed in the\a!ioui< vocation of the department,to its permanence and fluctuat-(Continued on page 2) If you want a position with the iGoodyear Tire and Rubber company 'after graduation from the Univer- jsity this June—get your name on !the front page of The Daily Ma- :roo'nl Don’t re.st content with one ifront-page item, either: you’ll stand 'a better chance if you can keep inthe campus eye. jA representative of the Goodyearorganization wrote in yesterday toorder a sub.scription for the rest ofthe school year. Every spring, con-:tact men for this company andothers interested in college gradu¬ates interview the most promising ofthe seniors. This year they will con¬sider prominence in campus activ¬ities as a major factor.Faculty PledgesMake Relief FundTotal $26,045The University P'mergenc.v ReliefFund, now being raised by facultymembers, employees of the Univerisity Press and employees of theBuildings and Grounds department,has reached a total of $26,04.').9.'?.representing IK}.') pledges. Under thechairmanship of Dean Charles W.Gilkey, a committee repre.sentingthese three divisions of Universitypersonnel has sent 2800 letters tofaculty and employees suggestingthat they share in the responsibilityfor unemployment relief this winter.Pledges are still being received as aresult of this campaign.The committee meets monthly forthe distribution of the funds as theyare received, and the money is thendisbursed through the Joint Emerg¬ency Relief Fund, to agencies forrelief designated ^ by the Universitycommittee. Among the agencies al¬ready utilized for such distributionare the University settlement, theProvident hospital, and the Univer-siy clinics.Spec'ial attention has been given bythe committee to the cases of form¬er employees of the University it¬self, who have not been able to findother work and in some instancesare in need. The number of thes*:proved, upon investigation, to be notso great as had been reported, sincemany have been given work in otherdepartments of the University orhave •found employment elsewhere. SPONSOR CHRISTMAS VOTE GRAVER, HIETT,PARTY FOR CAMPUS; LAWTON TO OFFICES Hutchins Speaks toFreshmen in MandelSocial Committee Is Host in j Select New Executives forIda Noyes Friday I Freshman Women’s ClubThe Royal Jesters will play at theAcquaintance dance tonight from 7to 8 in the Reynolds Club lounge.A Christmas fete, celebrating theclose of classes for the quarter, willtake place in Ida Noyes, next Fri¬day afternoon from 3:.30 to .’):.30.The party, to which the entirecampus is invited, is being given un¬der the auspice.s of the Student So¬cial Program committee. chair-manned by Jack Test.Dancing, community singing,games, and refreshments, will makeup the program for the party. Com¬mittee chairmen who have been ap¬pointed are: - Eleanor Wilson andOra Pelton. decorations; Sara Gwinand Percy Palmer, community sing¬ing; Jerome Jontry, refreshments,and Dorothy Barckman and LukeGalbraith, publicity.The Royal Jesters, a campus or¬chestra composed of Roy Black,Jerome Jontry, William Heaton, OraPelton, Ralph Perkins and Richard.Schlesinger. will provide the music.The Jesters will also play from 7 to8 this evening in the Reynolds clublounge at the third of a series of.Acquaintance dances, which are be¬ing sponsored by the social commit¬tee. The band made its initial cam¬pus appearance at the .Acquaintance(Continued on page 4) Grace Giaver, Gertrude Lawton,and Helen Hiett, were elected chair¬man, .secretary, and treasurer, re¬spectively of the Freshman Women’sclub for the 1931-32 season, last jFriday, Votes were cast from 9 till |3 in Ida Noyes hall. iIn a statement to The Daily Ma- ;roon. Grace Graver said, “We want ito really make the Freshman class Iinto a unified organization whichwill cooperate, and stimulate in-1terest in activities as well as in the inew sy.stem.’’ :Each of the newly elected offic- iers has participated widely in cam- |pus activities: Grace Graver had |charge of the recent Freshman wom¬en’s “Splash Party’’, was in the |Freshman plays, and w^s a memberj of the temporary committee ofj freshman men and women. She be-j longs fo W. A. A. jGertrude Lawton is a member ofI Ida Noyes .Auxiliary council, under-j studied in the Freshman plays, and1 has been generally active in' workj on the Freshman Women’s, council.I Helen Hiett, remembered as theI grandmother in “The Neighbors,’’I which was included in the FreshmanI plays, was a member of ^the^ tempor-■ ary committee of Freshman men andwomen, and is active in W. A. A.' (Continued on page 2) President Robert Maynard Hutch¬ins has a special message for theFreshman class. He will speak inMandel hall at 9 tomorrow arid allfreshmen are requested to attendthe assembly.Those students having classes atthat hour have the option of cuttingthem to attend the meeting in Man-del hall. This is the third Fresh¬man assembly held this quarter.Charles W. Gilkey, dean of the Uni¬versity chapel, and Amos AlonzoStagg, athletic director, spoke to as¬semblies of Fre.shmen In Mandel hallat the beginning of the quarter.Lack of interest, indicated by smallattendances, caused the temporarydiscontinuance of the meetings. RIDENOUR INITIATES1932 DAILY MAROONJOURNALISM COURSETUESDAY, JANUARY 6Selects Staff MembersAt End of WinterQuarterMORGENSTERN TO TALKPresident Hutchins Attends PremierOf University Syt7tphony OrchestraTonight at 8:1,') the Univer.sity ters from Chicago publicaltions.ORGANIZE PISTOLTEAMS TO MEETBIG TEN SQUADSOriental InstituteStays Open Sundays!’'‘])ular interest in the exhibits oftile new Oriental Institute has prov-ed so great that the Board of Trus-toc' has authorized the Institute to’vmain open on Sunday as well ason week days, Charles Breasted, exe-cutive secretary, said yesterday.^ total of 4,077^ people have vis-'tvd the building since its dedication^ "fek ago Saturday. Of these, 2,032lo'ljected the relics on the openingand an average of 350 a day^'or since.^oxt Sunday the Institute will beI'i'en from 10 until 5:30, and there-on Sundays from 11 to 5:30.. tlay hours are from 10 to Two i)i.stol teams have been or¬ganized for the first time at theUniversity under the direction ofLieutenant Norman of the MilitaryScience and Tactics department. Al¬though no definite matches havebeen arranged as yet, a tentativeschedule has been completed whichincludes most of the Big Ten uni¬versities.Culver Military academy has chal¬lenged the University team to amatch early in February. Practicefor the teams will be held during theChristmas vacation in preparationfor the matches whih will begin soonafter the start of the Winter quar¬ter.Appointments to team have beenmade from the highest averagescores out of a possible fifty. Thefirst team includes: Bradford Wileswith a score of 49.50, Robert Hep-pie—47.50. Edwin Irons—47.50,Thomas Wasson—47.12, and ThomasJefferys—46.36. *The second team includes; PaulCooper—45.28, Sidney Mandelbaum—4T.25, Lief Erickson—45.00, Dav¬id Humphi’ey—44.33, and RobertTracy—43.50. These extraordinarilyhigh scores were made with .22 cali¬bre pistols, so they will be greatlyreduced when the Team starts shoot¬ing with the .45 caTiUre pistols whichwill be used in all their meets. ; Symphony Orchestra offers its pre-I mier concert in Mandel hall.Among the gue.sts of honor whowill occupy boxes this evening are:Mr. and .Mrs. Frederick Stock, Presi-, dent and -Mrs. Robert .MaynardHutchins. Mr. and Mrs. CharlesSwift, Mr. and Mrs. (’harles .Adler,Mrs. W'aller Borden, Mrs. Carl Bric-ken, Mr. and Mrs. .Aithur Cable,Mr.' tind Mrs. Ernest Freund, Mr.and Mrs. Kellogg Fairbank, Mr. andI Mra. ,Charles H. Hamill, Mrs. Wil¬liam G. HibU^d, Mr. and Mrs. Al¬bert L. Hopkins, Mr. Hayward Ken-! iston. Dean and Mrs. Gordon J.Laing, Mr. and Mrs. William J.I Mather, Dr. and Mrs. Franklin Mc-! Lean, Mr. and Mrs. Ralph H. Nor-; ton. Dean and Mrs. Beardsley Ruml,i Mr. and Mrs. John Shapley, Mr. andI Mrs. E. L. Ryerson, Jr., Mr. and’ Mrs. F’erdinand Schevill, Dr. andMrs. James M. Stifler, and Profes-j sor and Mrs. Quincy Wright.I Claire Dux, coloratura soprano ofI international fame, will attend, asI will various music critics and writ- The entire main floor and balconywill be available to students andfaculty members this evening; thereare no reserved .seats apd no Ucketsof admission are necessary. Thedoors of Mandel hall will be openedat 7:45. c ■'< •'Beethoven’s “(b)riolap’’ overture,Schubert’s unfinished “Symphony inB Minor,’’ Debussy’s “Pe’tite Suite,’’and Sibelius’ Tone poem,I '“Fin¬landia,’’ are the selections, to beplayed by the new orchestra, whichis composed of seventj^-five pieces.Mr. Carl Bricken. former directorof the Yale Symphony orchestra andnow associate professor of muSic atthe University, will conduct.Mr. Bricken stated yesterday thatthe great interest shown by stu¬dents in this new musical activitywill probably nece.ssitate the forma¬tion of a second orchestra nextquarter. More musicians! (have ap¬plied for membership in the orches¬tra than Mr. Bricken can use in oneunit; all sections of the' orchestra(Continued on page! 4)MOMENTS WITH THE MIGHTY.T. V. Smith in his class in Greek Philosophy discussmg theStoics said of them—“they didn’t even risk making up theirown minds. In other words you can’t fall out of bed if yousleep on the floor.”Mrs, Edith Foster Flint in her class in Introduction to Poetrytold her students—“Don’t be too proud when you are* calledprecocious, because in Latin it means—half-baked, ravr. or!*!iI1 lr‘column••'I'dThe rules for contributors fol-‘ •> Vlleii!uncooked." ,The Daily Maroon invites contributions to this“Moments with the Mighty. ”low:^ ^1. The Daily Maroon will pay fifty cents for each cohtflb^tion of some “bright saying of a professor.”2. Each contribution must be authentic. '3. All contributions must be addressed to the editor, of TheDaily Maroon, and may be dropped in the faculty exchange orbrought to the office of The Daily Maroon.4. The contest is open to all students of the University ex¬cept senior members of the Daily Maroon staff and their fam¬ilies.5. ■»iH IElach contribution must contain the name of the pro¬fessor and the name and number of the course in which, it washeard.• fi? b*»x;'iw Y. W. DramatistsPresent TolstoiPlay Tomorrow“What Men Live Sy*’, a one-actplay written by the Russian authorLeo Tolstoi will be presented by theDrama group of the Y. W. C. A. to¬morrow at 3:45 in Graham Taylorhall of the Theological Seminary inthe first all-campus Christmas serv¬ice that the organization has given.Mrs. A. J. Brumbaugh is coachingthe play, and Minna Schmidt, direc¬tor of the costume workshop at theUniversity, is in charge of the cos¬tuming. Lawrence Goodnow, star oflast year’s Blackfriar’s show, Cap¬tain Kidd, Jr., will assume the roleof the angel Michael, John Mouldsplays the part of a Russian cobblerand his wife, Martena, will be Mar¬garet Coyle. Sara Jane Leckrone,member of the Dramatic assoiation,will take the part of the lame daugh¬ter and Caroline McCall will be hertwin sister. Other members of thecast include Ruth Bell. Ethel Swan¬son, Lloyd Allen, Dorothy Clenden-an, Helen Telford, "Violet Elliot, andLou Williams.F''rederick Marriott, University or¬ganist, will i)lay Russian (^hiistmasmusic of Tschaikowsky on the or¬gan and Marie Howland and MaryJenks, students of Irene Pavloska,will sing Christmas carols.Mary Jane McAllister, SoniaBlackman, Jane Cavanaugh, SylviaMaziy. and Helen de Werthen are in(Continued on page 4)PLACE RENOVATEDPHOENIX ON SALETOMORROW AT 8The Phoenix, which will be placedon sale tomorrow, has been reorgan¬ized and edited under a policy ofcomprehension and eclecticism that isreputed to be widely different fromthe old style of the periodical.The Phoenix has been divided intothe following four sections in an ef¬fort to cater to varied student taste:the literary division which includesseveral short stories and a dramapatterned on a novel by AnatoleFrance; the critical section compris¬ed of an article “A bedtime Storyfor Diplomats of Geneva 1932” byProfessor T. V. Smith of the Philos¬ophy department, a book page byHarry T. Moore, and other items;the scandal and gossip pages consist¬ing of “The Armchair Clinic”. “Jer¬ry Jontry’s Jottings” and “TheShadow’s Letter”; and the humorsection including jokes, cartoonsand poems.University women who wish to sellPhoenixes are asked to registertheir names in the Phoenix office,Haskell 14, after 12 today. Cashprizes and commissions will beawarded saleswomen.This issue is the first since the re¬cent consolidation of “LaCritique”with the “Phoenix”. Orin Tovrovand William Quinlaki are co-editorsof the revised publication under thesupervision of William E. Scott. The Daily Maroon training school,under the leadership of Louis N.Ridenour Jr., editor-in-chief, andWilliam V. Morgenstern, Universitydirector of public relations opens itssecond year on Tuesday, January6 at 3:30 with a lecture in Classics10. The course is conducted solelyfor candidates to the editorial staff.The training school will hold ses¬sions twice a week, on Tuesday andThursday from 3:30 to 4:30 through¬out the winter quarter. At the con¬clusion of the course examinationon material presented in the lec¬tures will be used as a basis for se¬lecting successful candidates. Lastyear, the first time The Maroon orany other college daily has manageda training school, twenty men andwomen were picked, fourteen ofwhom are at present on the staff.Emphasize Handling of NewsRidenour will conduct the course,and Morgenstern will be the princi¬pal guest lecturer. Other speakersfrom downtown newspapers may bei?eeured. The emphasis in the lec¬tures will be placed on the mechan¬ics of the University as they affectthe gathering of campus news:where the news is, and how to getit. Instruction in the writing ofnews, apd in the mechanis of TheDaily Maroon’s organization will alsoreceive attention.Although an effort will be madeto run the cour.se in harmony withthe principles underlying the Uni¬versity’s new educational plan, at¬tendance will be recorded, becausethere will not be a textbook to sup¬plement the lectures. Occasionalpapers and biiqf quizzes will pro¬vide a means of determining the ef¬fectiveness of the course and the in¬terest of the candidates.No Tuition for CourseRidenour said yesterday that al¬though there will be no discussionperiods, he will maintain “openhouse” at hours to be announcedlater to discuss journalistic prob¬lems with members of the class.There is no tuition or other fee con¬nected with the training school, butthe instructor reserves the right toweed out any students who fail tomake satisfactory progress.Last year Edgar Greenwald open¬ed the course with a talk on “Newsof the greatest interest for thegreatest number.” The initial classwas on October 7.The separate class for candidatesfor business positions which wasconducted by Abe Blinder, businessmanager of the 1930-31 Daily Ma¬roon, has been discontinued. Sincethe first of the school year, freshmanaspirants have been receiving actualexperience.Name Local StudentAs Rhodes ScholarBurnet Davis, 5657 Blackstone av¬enue, a student at 'Harvard Univer¬sity; Samuel Beer and George Til¬ley of the University of Michigan;and Frederick Ficken of OberlinCollege, Ohio, are the four winnersselected at the examinations held atthe University Saturday, accordingto the official announcement.Up to last night, no reports fromNew Orleans were received at theUniversity as to wTiether or notEwing Kolb was selected as recipi¬ent of a scholarship from the south¬ern district. Kolb, who graduatedfrom the University in June was theArkansas candidate.Page Two®mlg ifflarnunFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THEUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Mond^,during the Autumn, Winter and Spring quarters by The DailyMaroon Company, 6831 University Ave. Subscription rates $3.00per year: by mail, $1.60 per year extra. Single copies, five-centaeach.No responsibility is assumed by the University of Chicago forany statements appearing in ITie Daily Maroon, or for anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the postoffice at Chicago, Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves ail right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.Member of the VV’estern Conference Press AssociationLOUIS N. RIDENOUR, JR., Editor-in-ChiefMERWIN S. ROSENBERG, Business ManagerMARGARET EGAN, Senior EditorJANE KESNER, Senior EditorHERBERT H. JOSEPH, Jr., Sports EditorASSOCIATE EDITORSDOROTHY A. BARCKMANMAXINE CREVISTONRUBE S. FRODIN, JR.BION B. HOWARDINGRED K. PETERSENJ. BAYARD POOLEJAMES F. SIMONWARREN E. THOMPSON5LEANOR E. WILSON BUSINESS ASSOCIATES.JOHN D. CLANCY, JR.EDGAR L. GOLDSMITHSOPHOMORE ASSISTANTSWALTER MONTGOMERYVINCENT NEWMANEDWARD SCHALLERRICHARD J. YOUNGSOPHOMORE EDITORSJANE BIESENTHALMELVIN GOLDMANWILLIAM GOODSTEINEDWARD NICHOLSONTASULA PETRAKISROSEMARY VOLKMARGARET MULLIGAN HOBART GUNNINGHETTY HANSENROBERT HERZOGDAVID LEVINEEUGENE PATRICKWILLIAM WAKEFIELDJANE WEBERNight Editor: James F. SimonAssistants: Gunning and Wakefield1 uesday, December 15, 1931ANOTHER NOSTRUM FOR ACTIVITIESAt the beginning of the Winter quarter. TheDaily Maroon will inaugurate the second year ofits training school for prospective staff members.In the belief that education by precept can obvi¬ate the necessity of a good deal of education byexperience, even in the field of campus activities,this school was founded last year when the con¬stitution of the paper came in for a revamping.Many have expressed opinions concerningthe causes of the quite apparent mediocrity ofmost extracurricular ventures conducted by ’ un¬dergraduates; these causes have been variouslycited as being the fact that the leaders of a givenactivity change from year to year, that ambitiousmen are likely to prostitute the activity to theirown advanage, that eager juniors seek the ques¬tionable distinction of the title of president, orbusiness manager, or editor, without being will¬ing to contribute the work necessary to insure thereputation and success of the activity. All ofthese causes, we believe, may be fairly said tocontribute to the sad plight in which most cam¬pus ventures periodically find themselves. An im¬portant and hitherto unmentioned contributingcause is that too little attention is paid to theproper training of the men who conduct the busi¬ness of the activity.The Daily Maroon is the only activity on thecampus which, requiring a certain capacity anda certain knowledge of its staff, goes to thetrouble to search for the capacity and impart theknowledge before it permits new men to join thestaff. This, of course, benefits the men workingon the paper fully as much as it does the publica¬tion itself. A definite interest is aroused in theman before he joins the staff, and a definite abil¬ity is uncovered before he is permitted to.This training, of course, is provided only forfreshmen. There is another point at which itwould be of value. Juniors know little about theconduct of Senior jobs, as a rule, in The DailyMaroon as well as in other activities, and aretherefore prone to spend their first few monthsmaking the same mistakes as did their predeces¬sors, and arriving ultimately at the same solutionof them. Much time could be saved, and manyerrors eliminated if a plan were worked out where¬by the staff for the year to come could be selectedbefore the end of the year, and cuold have thebenefit of a quarter or so of work in their newposts, under the guidance of the staff of the yearbefore. The arrangements above should be seri¬ously considered by all activities with an eye topermanency.SNOWBALLS AND MATURITY“There is no cure for adolescence but indiffer¬ence,” the Daily Dartmouth laments editoriallyconcerning the practice of throwing snowballsthrough dormitory windows, be they open or THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY. DECEMBER 15. 1931I closed. The recent snowfall here brought to the: attention of a number of people the fact that thej University has a snowball problem of its own,I and one to which the maxim quoted above mayapply.; Wise pedestrians kept to the west side of Uni-! versity avenue Wednesday, for some of the boyswho have claimed to be of college age spent alarge part of the day in pelting passersby, indis¬criminately, from the roof of one of the fraternityj houses. A poorer advertisement for the fratern-! ity can scarcely be conceived. Tolerant sufferersI put the evil down to irresponsibility and thougiTt-I fulness on the part of those responsible, but a re¬petition of the action can scarcely be condoned,j The new dormitories staged a snowball scrim-I mage which' at least took place on the level, andafforded opportunity for the targets to competeon equal terms with the marksmen; the only sadthing about the dormitory affair is that nineteenwindows were broken, and must be replaced ata cost of about two dollars apiece. Boys, we willbe told, will be boys, but exhibitions such as oc¬curred last Wednesday should scarcely be partic¬ipated in by youths of the mental age which is,! ideally, a prerequisite for University attendance.—L. N. R., Jr.|iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiL:!i:i!!:iiiii;iiiiiiii'!iiii!iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiii:iiiiiiiiiii'ii!MiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiimnniiitiniiiiiiuiHi)iiiMMni«I The Travelling BazaarfI BY FRANK HARDING |In the recent show put on by the profes¬sors, entitled “Professors at Bay," Mr. Wild¬er imparted a bit of information that wethought might come in handy. Mr. Wilderinformed us that although it was t^day inChicago it was tomorrow in China, all ofwhich seemed very plausible. Last Fridaywe thought to capitalize on this bit of infor¬mation by tuning our crystal set into Chinaand thus learn the result of the Trojan-Georgia football game so that we might makea few safe bets. Imagine our surprise whenat our favorite Chinese station, YTZ theywere broadcasting the news of Thfursday.Now Mr. Wilder you see it should be thisway* » »Some time during the late hours of one ofthe nights of last week-end (we positivelyrefuse to say "Wee sma’ hours") we werepursuing our way homeward on foot. Not.many cars were on the street and we feltthere was not much chance for a lift, butfinally along came the old Black Maria, orpaddy waggon as it is often called, with twocoppers peering out from the front seat. Feel¬ing bold we gave them the palsied thumb orhitchhiker’s high sign. To our surprise Thewaggon stopped and one of the cops askedus where we would like to go. We gave himour address, whereupon he opened the doorin back, allowed us to climb in, and took usI to our front door. You don’t have to be¬lieve it if you don’t want to.* ♦ ^*1 .This school has gone advertising crazywith all the co-eds having their faces in theads, and now the fellows are taking theirj turn. Some photographer came over to the*j Alpha Delt house with a lot of “Oven readybiscuits ” and proceeded to take a picture ofthree fellows all in the act of putting onepaltry biscuit in the oven. Wisecracker Carywalked in and inquired what it was all about,and Editor Ridenour explained that it was anad to be printed in four colors in the Satur¬day Evening Post. Cary then remarked,“Oh, yeh! What color will you be?"« yOur aid to the various departments in theway of definitions seems to have elicitedsome response. In this particular case it isfrom one who signs himself as “T. K.” whofeels that the Chemistry dept, has been slight¬ed and offers a list of definitions to take careof it. Thanks.Science. . .BillboardsElement. . . Large African animal with trunkSolute. . , What they do in R. O. T. C.Graph... a swindleChrome. . .cry indicating agonySpectrum... a ghostBarium... to put in his graveMetal... to tamper with another’s affairsAluminum. . . old GradSodium. . .very wicked city of ancient times ADD NEW PAMPHLETS IONPSVCHOLOGYANDiEDVCATIONTOSERIESj^Continued from page 1)ing demand; the character of the |work, in reference to preparation, }induction and employment; the op- ;portunity for promotion in the field; |returns, social and financial; and |personal characteristics essential to |success in the vocation.Former pamphlets published in¬clude Art, by Hugh S. Morrison;Business, by H. G. Shields, assistant ,dean of the C. and A. school; Chem- jistry, by Professor Julius Stieglitz;General Euucation. and Selecting a |! Vocation, by C. S. Boucher, Dean of ji the College and A. J. Brumbaugh,j Dean of students in the College; His- jj tory, by M. M. Knappen, assistant jprofessor; Home Economics, by Pro¬fessor Lydia J. Roberts, Chairman, II Department of Home Economics;Mathematics, by Professor HerbertE. Slaught; Political Science, byMiss Frances Gale; Social Service,b yProfessor S. P. Breckinridge; So¬ciology, by Louis Wirth, and a finalpamphlet on “English”.All leaflets are available to all1 students and may be secured in the[ Dean’s office, room 203, Cobb hall,the Vocational office, room 215Cobb hall, and Harper Library Re¬serve desk.HILL’S CAFETERIA63rd and Woodlawn Ave.Always Reliable for your Breakfaat,Lunch or Dinner.General Price Reduction inkeeping with the times. Freshman WomenName Grace GraverChairman for 1932(Continued from page 1)With the election of officers',Mary Voehl, Sophomore chairmanand sponsor of the Freshman Wom¬en’s club for the 1930-31 season, au¬tomatically resigns her position.She stated, “I believe that the Fresh¬man women should achieve a signifi¬cant success this year, for theFreshman Women’s club council has I already cooperated to such an ex¬tent that the class organization hasattained a decided degree of unity"In her position as sponsor, MaryVoehl has had entire charge of organizing the present FreshmanWomen’s club, and has representedthe freshmen on the Board of Wom¬en’s Organizations. Grace Graverwill now assume the position on BW. 0., and guide the club’s activitiesfor the remainder of the year.The “Alma Mater”, played short-ly after ten o’clock on the chimes, iscurfew for athletes.The charm of Old Mexicois in this glasswarePKONS struggling along highmountain paths; gesticulating mar¬ket women in bright shawls; grandladies with gorgeous clothes andpretty faces; the melodious tolling ofold mission bells—such is the charmof Old Mexico.This charm is reflected in the in¬triguing Mexican glassware dis¬played at the University Bookstore.Sea-green, amethyst, and dull amberlights and airy bubbles swirl aroumlthe edges of the hand blown goblets,ilccanters, saucers, cups, and vases.Fred LEIGHTON himself hascollected this genuine Mexicanglassware from Old Mexico, and heis showing countless pieces in hisunique Indian Trading Post at 619N. Michigan Ave. Drop in and seethe display at the Universitystore or spend a delightful half hourat the Indian Trading Post amongthe arts and crafts of the old, cul¬tured Indian races of .\merica andMexico. The recent revival of interestMexican glassu'are makes it theneuiest and most unique of Christimsgifts. Let the charm of Old .l/ctir.>carry your Christmas tidings to ycurfriends.No wondermen smokePIPES!•Every pipe smoker has the sat¬isfaction of knowing he has onemasculine rightthat the womenwon’t take awayfrom him. Theydo leave ourpipes alone.And thoughthe girls may notknow it, they’reTh« favorite imoke ofcollege mena man can have.There’s something calm and soothingabout a pipe and good tobacco. Itleads to clear-head^ thinking. Per¬haps that’s why the leaders—the realmen of the world—are pipe smokers.Gjllege men likea pipe — packedwith cool, slow-burning Edge-worth, the favor¬ite pipe tobaccoin 42 out of 54colleges. It’s cutespecially forpipes, to give acooler, driersmoke. You canbuy Edgeworth wherever good tobaccois sold. Or for a special sample packet,write to Larus dC Bro. Co., 105 S.22d St., Richmond, Va.EDGEWORTHSMOKING TOBACCOEdgeworth is a blend of fine old hurleys,with its natural savor enhanced by Edge¬worth’s distinctiveand exclusive elev¬enth process. BuyEdgeworth any¬where in two forms—EdgeworthReady-Rubbed and Edge-worth Plug Slice. Allsizes, pocketpackage to ^1.30pound humidor dn.A pipe is not thesmoke foe girlsleaving us one ofthe finest smokes THE IVORYNUMBER99— PUJ*®100A great magazineCleaner but funnierMore WritersMore ArtistsMore Columnistsandcombined withLa CritiquePHOENIXTomorrowDec. 16Sil 1iii,AI 1^ iill|[|llip^iH..I Jlari) eS f tfipRiSra fo 0 nTHE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, DECEMBER 15, 1931 Biijje 1 hreeTheGreindstandAthlete*»yHERBERT JOSEPH JR. Maroons Whip Bradley 32-29As Big Ten Title Race LoomsSeven Big Ten SquadsWin Pre-SeasonVictoriesDO YOU WANT TO SWIM ATNIGHT?The Daily Maroon has learnedthrough the Intramural departmentthat it can be arranged to keep the jpool in Bartlett open in the eveningsfor recreational swimming. If enoughmen on campus have a hankeringfor a plunge of an evening occasion¬ally. and take the trouble to tell usso, this evening period can be madeavailable.We have an idea that there areplenty of birds around here whowouhnike to be able to dash overfor a soaking now and then. Itmight be, perchance, that you areone of these. If that’s your case, ifyou will cast your eyes downward,you will note a coupon. If you willfill this out and send it to TheGrandstand Athlete, The Daily Ma¬roon, you will not get a free sam¬ple of anything, Ful you may get aswim when you want it.The whole thing sounds like apretty good idea to the old Grand-stander, but unle^ some of the lazygood-for-nothings around here mus¬ter up enough energy to send in thecoupon, then the water in Bartlettpool will have its usual quiet eve- While the Maroons, led by PaulStephenson’s offensive fire and bask¬et shooting eye, were overcoming afifteen point lead to defeat BradleyTech 32-29 in the opening game ofthe season last Saturday evening,seven other Big Ten cage teamswere marking up pre-conference vic¬tories. Iowa suffered an unexpect¬ed defeat at the hands of Carleton35-26 and Wisconsin opens its seasontonight at Madison by attempting tostem the opening attack of Pitt’syearly invasion of the Big Ten. Pre-season results again point to a racefor the title between Northwestern,Indiana, Purdue and Michigan.Northwestern WinsNorthwestern turned back one ofthe best coached teams seen in themiddle west in defeating Sam Bar¬ry’s Southern California Pacificcoast champions. The Trojans lost22-20 because they failed to take ad¬vantage of any one of a dozen beau¬tifully executed plays which ended ‘in wide open shots under the basket. |Joe Reiff, all conference center and |high point man in the Big Ten last Iyear, was held to a single basket and jFarber’s three ringers in the final Iperiod saved the game. IA veteran aggregation from Pur- hed Scoring Against Bradley GYM TEAM STARTSQUEST OF TWELFTHCONFERENCE TITLEPAUL STEPHENSON—DectpUnhelped Chicago to victory. »»% iMaroon forward whose five baskets Conference champions eleventimes in the last fifteen years, CoachHoffer’s gym team has already be¬gun practice tor Big Ten competi¬tion next quarter and the defence ofits title. Subject to the ruling madelast week at the meeting of Big Tenathletic directors, the gym team, to¬gether with swimming and fencing,is limited to three Big Ten meetsbesides the conference championshipwhich will be held at the UniversityMarch 12 in the new fieldhouse.Although the schedule is not def¬inite, tentative arrangements havebeen made to meet Illinois andMichigan at home January 25, Wis¬consin at Madison February 20 andMinnesota at Minneapolis on the13th of February. According toCoach Hoffer, it is expected meetswith non-conference teams will bearranged throughout the winter.Although the team was hard hitby the graduation of Kolb, Phillips,and Hutchinson, Everett Olson, con¬ference all around champion, re¬turns for his third year and his sec¬ond as captain. A sophomore, George Wright, has been doing un¬usually good work and is expectedto closely follow Olson if not sur¬pass him. Alvarez, Murphy, Scher-ubel, Adler, Jefferson, Taylor andYoung are all expected to competeduring the season. The men are ableto perform on the rings and paral¬lel bars, while Young and Adler inaddition work on the horse.nings. Leave the coupons at the Ma-1 due literally slaugTItered Washingtonroon office or drop them in FacultyKxi'hange. It’s a case of “no tick¬et's. no swimees”.*****And now we’ve had our first lookat the basketball team in action. Asa ijame, it will be remembered main¬ly for the last few minutes of eachhalf. The last five of the secondhalf were almost worth the price ofadmission alone.But let’s take a look at what wehave. We’re probably all wrong but University 52 to 23. An offensebuilt around Johnny Wooden, thegreat Boilermaker captain and twoyears all-American, was responsiblefor an early lead of fifteen pointsand the second team finished mostof the last half.Indiana introduced a sophomoresensation in “Sally’’ Suddieth whosebrilliant defensive work at guardwas the mainstay of his team inbeating Notre Dame 23-18. As to beexpected the game was closethroughout, and Suddieth’s timelybasket shooting gave the Hoosiershere’s the way we see it. Ashley isreally a pretty fair guard, although | their margin of victory,he didn’t do himself so proud Satur- i Michigan Defeats Stateday. But he is not much of a scor- Ann Arbor, Michigan stock forer. winning the Conference took a rapidPorter looks like a fairly good all-round" man. His guarding is ade¬quate. and he does well at long ishots. He fits into Fish’s place more01 loss.I’arsons is not at home on a bas- :hetliall floor. He is handicapped at'I'lfsent by lack of practice, since he"as occupied with football all fall, jGo offense, he cannot be counted on, |ex'opt for occasional tip-in shots. |Rexinger does "not handle himself \"<■11. and fell down completely ondefense. Dzuibaniuk lacks color, |hut may develop.Stephenson does a goo'd'job in alldenartments; his height may becometoo much of a handicap in later Con¬ference competition.All in all, it looks* lilce the Ma-jroon cage team is sadly lacking in !^coring power. Stephenson, andJ'ossibly Porter, are the only ones"ho can be counted on for points inuny quantities.Play Saturday was exceedinglylagged, and no semblance of teamplay was evident. Dnce again it was j climb as the Wolverine cagersnecessary to play to win rather thantry to out new men but even underthe conditions that existed it mighthave been possible to try somerookies. trounced the State college 27-5. Both |teams had practically the same line- iup as a year ago when they divided Ia two game series. DeForest Eve- {land, deceptive forward, was the 1whole show, his brilliant floor work ]and basket shooting being the fea¬ture of 'the game.Illinois, Ohio State, and Minne¬sota defeated mediocre teams byvirtue of superior height and, unlessone of them proves to be a dark jhorse, should not seriously contend |the tital race. !Bradley Tech’s surprise party for jChicago was nearly successful in ac- ‘complishing its purpose. The Pe- ioria" squad held a fifteen point ad- ivantage a minute before half time 'when two quick baskets by Stephen-;«on made the scare at the half 19-8. |The Maroon’s second half rally was helped when Davis, Bradley scoringace left the game on fouls. Parsonsgave Chicago a one point marginwith a minute to go when he tippedin Dzuibaniuk’s attempt from thefoul line which was wide of its mark.The game ended as Porter raced thelength of the floor to hook in a fast The work of Stephenson and Por¬ter featured the game. Betweenthem they netted nineteen points ofthe team’s total. Davis of Bradleywas the mainstay of his team beforeI he was forced from the game andhis skillful basket shooting was re-1 sponsible for the early lead thatBradley held.BEUEVE IT OR NOT!Fricasse ChickenAnd home-madeDumplingsEvery ThursdayNiteand every Nite Dinners 50c to $85c.GET THE GARGOYLE HABIT5704 Dorchester forPARTIESandPARENTSRemember, always, that HotelsWindermere are at your serviceas they have been for gener¬ations of Midway students.Long experience has made usadept at arranging Universitydances, luncheons, dinners andparties.And when Mother and Fathervisit you in Chicago, arrange tohave them stay convenientlyhere in a pleasant room orsuite, at a reasonable price.“^otels Hinder mere^hicago56th Street at Hyde Park BoulevardWard B. James, ManagerFairfax 6000EVENING SWIM PETITIONI do favor an evening recreationaldo notswimming period for the Bartlettpool.SignedDUKE UNIVERSITYSchool of MedicineDurham, N. C.Applications for admission to the firstand third year medical classes enteringOctober 1, 1932 should be sent as soon aspossible, and will be considered in theorder of receipt. The entrance qualifica¬tions are intelligence, character, twoyears of college work and the require¬ments for grade A medical schools. Cata¬logues and application forms may be ob¬tained from the Dean.Tender Steaks and Lamb ChopsEvery Tuesday evening, theGreen Shutter serves broiledsteaks and lamb chops. Thesetender meats always have thesame delicious savory. If moreconvenient, you may order asteak dinner any night you de¬sire. We serve other equallyexcellent dinners each evening.It is really good at the GreenShutter.Green Shutter Tea Shop5650 KENWOOD FAIRFAX 9060 Today on the Quadrangles-a feature appearing in every issue of The Daily Maroon-is the campus‘‘Town Crier”It can be your most useful guide and informer if you payheed to its bulletins each day:Official Notices.Meetings of Clubs, RulingBodies and Committees.Lectures and Programs.Timely, Condensed An¬nouncements.Departmental Notices andSocial Events.The efficient student and faculty member reads “Todayon the Quadrangles’’ every morning before planning hisday’s program.The efficient club or organization secretary sends an¬nouncements of committee or club meetings to the officeof The Daily Maroon for publication in this — our “Cam¬pus Crier.’*.MlikMiilliitiiHSlI imiPage Four 'HE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, DECEMBER 13, 1931Thesises TypedREASONABLYBcniice KurthSuperior 1043 orafter 6:30 P. M.Butterfield 6617SHORTHANDfor UniversityStudentsImagine how much easier it would beto lake class notes in Shorthand.GreKK Collejre offers si>ecial classes foruniversity students, meeting late aft¬ernoons or Monday and Thursday eve¬nings. Write, call, or telephone State1881 for particulars.THE CRECC COLLEGE225 N. Wabash Ave., Chicago, III.BOOKSGIVE BOOKSTHIS CHRISTMASVisit Woodworth’s BookStore some day or eveningto look over our display ofbooks.Recent BooksGift BooksArt BooksDollar BooksChildren’s BooksBooks for everyone and atprices to fit everypocketbook^ ^ ^GiftsARTISTIC GIFTSinFine and ImportedStationeryLeather GoodsBrass WareFountain Pen andPencil SetsDesk Pen SetsChristmas CardsChristmas WrappingsChristmas DecorationsWoodworth’sBook Store1311 E. S7th St.near Kimbark Ave.Phone Hyde Park 1690-7737The Largest Book StoreOutside the LoopBUY YOUR CHRISTMASCARDS NOW!Open Every Evening T O D A ion theQUADRANGLESThe Daily MaroonNight editor for the next issue:Bion B. Howard. Assistants: Wil¬liam Goodstein and Edward Nichol¬son.Undergraduate OrganizationsW. A. A. luncheon, 12 to 1:30 in, the Sunparlor, Ida Noyes hall.Specialty tryouts for Mirror, from3:30 on in the Tower room.Music and Religious ServicesDivinity chapel: “Christmas andthe Christ-Child.” Associate Profes¬sor Ernest Chave. 12, in JosephBond chapel.Noon concert of symphony rec¬ords, at 12:30 in the Reynolds club.Music of the Gamelan (Javaneseorchestra) and Schumann’s B flatmajor Symphony will be played.For all University men.Lecture-recital, on the programof the Chicago Symphony orchestra.-Assistant Professor Cecil MichenerSmith. 3:15, in the Chicago Theologi¬cal seminary.Concert i»y the Chicago SymphonyI orchestra, at 4:15 in Mandel hall.Cantata, by the Music section ofthe University Settlement league."The Slumber Songs of the Madon-t na.’’ 8:30. in Joseph Bond chapel.Concert by the University of Chi¬cago Symphony orchestra, at 8:30in Mandel hall. Beethoven’s “Cori-olan Overture.” Schubert’s “Unfin¬ished Symphony,” and Sibelius’“Finlandia” will be conducted byCarl Bricken.Afternoon Organ music, at 5 inthe University chapel. Porter Heapsplays Guilmant’s “Third Sonata”;Ferrata’s “Scherzetto”; Coleridge-Taylor’s “Second Impromptu”; Rus¬sell’s “Song of the Basket Weaver”;Avery’s “Scherzo’s”; and Wagner’s“Introduction to Act III. Lohen-, grin.”Departmental Club*Medical seminar, at 4:30 in Bill¬ings M. 301. “The Distribution ofPneumococci in the Lesions of Lo-1)3r Pneumonia.” Professor OswaldRobertson. Mrs. H. M. Wallace.The Kent Chemical society: “Cal¬culation of Chemical Constants fromOptical Data.” Dr. D. S. Villars,Physical chemist of the Standard OilCompany of Indiana. 8:00 P. M. inKent 102.Miscellaneous.Acquaintance Dance, spon.'^ored b,v■ the T’niversity Student Social com¬mittee. 7-8, in the Reynolds clubsouth lounge.Radio lectures: “The Ps.ychologyof Religion." Professor EdwardScribner .Ames. 8 .A. M.. on stationWMAQ. “Elementary Spanish,” As¬sociate Professor Carlos Castillo.4:30, on station WMAQ.Public lectures: “Public Welfarein Cook County.” Joseph Moss, Di¬rector. Cook County Bureau of Pub¬lic Welfare. 2:30, in Cobb 108.“Dramatic Readings from theChristmasMoney!You can solve your giftproblem with commissionsand bonuses from sellingPhoenixes.You know our past gifts toour saleswomen, reasonenough for coming outWednesday.A clean magazine; nowtruly representative of theUniversity.We’ll show you proofsTuesday if you come tosign up. World’s great Literature: The Ris¬ing of the Moon.” Associate Profes-tor Bertram Nelson. 6:45, in the ArtInstitute.Cap and Gown Picture Schedule12—Delta Kappa Epsilon12:10—Delta Sigma12:20—Beta Theta Pi12:30—Delta Upsilon12:40—Lambda Chi Alpha12:50—Kappa Sigma1:00—Kaj^pa Nu1 :lb—fUpha Delta Phi1:20—Alpha Sigma PhiThe pictures will he taken on thestage, Mandel hall. Groups are re¬quested to he five minutes ahead oftime. Sponsor ChristmasParly for Campusi(Conlinued from page 1)dance last Tuesday, which was at¬tended by approximately one-hun¬dred and fifty students.The Christmas party is the con¬cluding event on the scheduled pro¬gram by the Student Social Pro¬gram committee for this quarter.Plans for next quarter include a tripto the Administrative buildings ofthe 1933 World’s Fair, and a cam¬pus exhibition of student art work.Y. W. DRAMATISTS(Continued from page 1)charge of scenery, properties, light¬ing and puhlicRy. Martha Miller i>in charge of all arrangements for thepresentation.Next quarter the group will pre¬sent a comedy, “Joint Owners inSpain”, for the annual intercollegi¬ate Y. W. C. A. dinner under thedirection of Martha Miller.UNIVERSITY SYMPHONY(Continued from page 1)are now completely staffed and theorganization of a seegnd group willbe planned Winter quarter. In addi¬tion, Mr. Bricken will instruct twomusic courses next quarter, the firstof a sequence in music to be offeredby the University, MOVIE GUIDETIVOLI (!eor>re Bancroft. Rich Man'sFolly.TOWER John Barrymore, Mad Genius;Laurence Tibbet. Cuban Love Sonx.MARYLAND Charles Farrel, Heart¬break; Jack Holt, Danxrrous Affair.ADDED attraction^ — a deliciousbeef tenderloinSTEAK SANDWICHserved on toast withjulienne potatoes for30. Featured at theTHE ELLIS TEA SHOP940 E. 63rd St. USE THE BOOK EXCHANGE SERVICE!The Trading Post begins a new Book-Ex¬change Service for you. Save time and moneyin securing your books for next quarter by usingthis service. For only a few cents you caneither sell your old books, or exchange them forothers that you need. Put your notice in nowto be sure of getting the books you want. PhoneHyde Park 9221.ATTR. liviuK rm. 4-wind. F'ire-place. Grily. rieduced $5. Co*y srI.t3.R0. 6065 Kimbark. Dor. 10185.MARRIED WOMAN working onI’h. 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Mr. Kennan.WANTED—Student interested inearning a free trip to Europe byacting as representative to CollegeTravel Club. Mr. Kennan.WANTED—Fraternity men t.sell men's clothing at wholesal.'price* for prominent Chicago mf-concern. Mr. Kennan.WANTED- Filipino girl owninga costume to inise for South SideiMirtrait painter.Theatre-goers—A Service for youBy making use of the Daily Maroon The¬atre Bureau, you may order your tickets at theMaroon Office, thereby saving the time and in¬convenience of a trip downtown.You may pay for your tickets at the Ma¬roon office and receive a receipt and an orderon the theatre for your tickets. You may callat the box office any time and get your tickets,which will be held for you until after the per¬formance indicated. You will know what seatsyou are to get before you leave the MaroonofBce.This service comes entirely free to you asa courtesy from The Daily Maroon.