DR. HOn. WORLDhead of Y. M. c. a.,TO SPEAK SUNDAYmorning in chapelFewer Ministers, MoreLay Leaders GiveFuture TalksSEEK VARIETY OF VIEWSThe University chapel servicesnext Sunday morning will inaugur¬ate a new policy formulated by theHoard of Social Service and Re-liLrion. The plan will bring promin¬ent public citizens and educationalleaders to the campus as chapelspeakers on several Sundays of each(luarter, to augment the roster ofministers that have spoken exclusive¬ly in the past. Dr. John R. Mott,chairman of the International Mis¬sionary council and president of theWorld’s Alliance of the Y. M. C.A , will speak Sunday morning at11 as the first of this group.Future Speaker.lane Addams, settlement worker;Henry Porter Chandler, lawyer; thepresidents of three universities, and>everal noted philosophers will speakin the chapel during the next twoquarters in furthering this newplan. A desire to offer chapel audi¬ences the viewpoint of other menthan theologians has prompted thepolicy.Dr. Mott’s topic Sunday morningi.'*, “Leaders Needed for the Con¬structive Forces of the World.” Thespeaker has for many years beenaffiliated with various international,interracial, and interdenominationalprojects. He was for many yearsthe executive head of the StudentVolunteer movement, and was thefounder of the World’s StudentChristian Federation. During theWorld war. Dr. Mott was Generalsecretary of the war work councilof the Y. M. C. A. For his serv¬ices in this capacity, the govern¬ment bestowed upon him the Distin¬guished Service Medal. In perform¬ing his duties abroad, Dr. Mott hasmade four round-the-world journeys,fourteen trans-Atlantic passages,and over ninety crossings of the•Atlantic. He has had personal con¬tact with the rulers or heads ofthirty countries and has receiveddecorations from eleven governmentsfor his work among the youth ofmany nations and in fostering rightrelations between countries andraces.Hat Honorary DegreoaDr. Mott is a graduate of Cornelland a member of Phi Beta Kappa,holding honorary degrees from Yale,K<linburgh and Princeton. He is theauthor of eleven books.The Chapel services Sunday morn-iog will be preceded by a half-hourorgan recital beginning at 10:30.Roth recital and services will bebroadcast over station WMAQ. The• ogular musical vesper services inthe chapel Sunday afternoon willbegin at 4:30.ANNOUNCE TRY-OUTSFOR MIRROR CHORUSin addition to the specialty try¬outs for Mirror which are scheduledfor Tuesday and Wednesday at 3:30in the Tower room, all chorus anddance try-outs will be held Thurs¬day and Friday of next week from^ on, in the Mitxihell Tower, underMiss Bertha Ochsner, dancing coach,^’id the Mirror board.All contributions of lyrics andmanuscripts for the annual revuedue by the end of this quarter,and should be given to any of thefollowing persons on the Mirroroard: Barbara Cook, productionmanager, Jane Kesner, businessjmnager, Betty Parker, Jackiemith, and Alice Stinnett, membersat large. Chapel SpeakerDr. John R. MottCOMPTON TALKS ONCOSMIC RADIATIONDiscusses Recent Work on|Little-Known Rays“Present knowledge does not en¬able us to determine definitely thenature of cosmic rays,” stated Pro-1fessor 'Arthur H. Compton yester¬day in his talk on “Some RecentExperiments in Cosmic Rays” de¬livered before the Physics club atits meeting yesterday.There are indications that thecosmic radiation may be of the samenature as is light, while there arealso indications that it may consistof high-speed corpuscles of some va¬riety, perhaps electrons or protons.There are also experiments whichseem to suggest that the cosmicradiation is neither type. ProfessorPicard, in his free-balloon ascen¬sions, is attempting to settle defin¬itely the nature of cosmic rays, bymaking observations of their inten¬sity at altitudes at which no reliabledata has to date been gathered.Dr. Compton cited the work ofMillikan on the subject, and men¬tioned Millikan’s hypothesis that therays come from processes of atom¬building in the depths of interstellarspace—that cosmic rays are the“birth-shivers of the atom”. Presentresults may be interpreted to indi-(Continued on page 2)Stock Leads FourthSymphony Concert ofYear Tuesday at 4:15Bach, Schuman, Mason and Glaz-ounow will be featured in the fourthUniversity presentation of the Chi¬cago Symphony Orchestra on Tues¬day at 4:15 in Mandel hall underthe auspices of the University Or¬chestral association. Frederick Stockwill conduct.The concert opens with the Over¬ture, “Liebesfruhling”, Opus 28, aselection by George Schumann por¬traying the exultation of naturenewly awakened and blossom inspring. Following the Overture,Bach’s “Suite No. 2, B Minor” (forstrings and flute) including Rondo,Sarabande, Bourre I and II, Minuetand Badinerie will be played. Ma¬son’s “Symphony No. 2, A Major,Opus 30” and the “Suite Rusesd’Amour, Opus 61” of Glazounowwill conclude the program.Students may obtain tickets forthe concert priced at $1 and $1.60in the Orchestral office located onthe second floor of Cobb and in thebox office in Mandel hall. SeasonttdcfFts are still available. DEAN WORKS PLANSMERGER OF 3 NORTHCAROUNA COLLEGESMakes Fourth Trip toRaleigh Saturday;Ends SurveyGeorge Allen Works, dean of stu¬dents and University examiner, isdirecting a survey for the Univer¬sity of North Carolina which will leadto the consolidation of three col¬leges in Raleigh, North Carolina,under the name of this university.Dean Works has in the past fewmonths, made three trips to Ra¬leigh and will return there again onSaturday of this week.The allocation of functions, thatis, the‘determination of the new ad¬ministrative organization of the newuniversity and the courses which areare to be taught by each unit of theinstitution, is the particular problemwhich Dean Works has been calledupon to solve. The committee incharge of the consolidation has ob¬tained the services of a number ofeducational experts from other statesto contribute their experience to thereorganT^ation policies. William S.Gray, professor of Education, andCTTarles H. Judd, head of the depart¬ment of Education at the Univer¬sity, have also been consulted bythe North Carolina institution.Combine Three CollegesThe merger involves the formerUniversity of North' Carolina atChapel Hill, the North Carolina Col¬lege for Women at Greensboro, andthe State CoTTege of Agricultureand Engineering at Raleigh. Legis¬lation by the state assembly lastJuly approved the merger. The re¬organization will become effectiveJuly, 1932.Dean Works has made similar ad¬ministrative and curricular surveysfor universities in Texas, New York,Oregon, Utah, Omaha, Porto Rico,and Manitoba. He has recently beenappointed as secretary of the Com¬mission on Higher Institutions ofthe North Central association of col¬leges and universities. It is the dutyof this commission to accredit andrate colleges who are members of,or desire membership in, the associ¬ation. ROUTINE WORK OFEDITING CAP ANDGOWN COMMMENCESTake Group PicturesOf FraternitiesNext WeekSophomore candidates for posi¬tions on the Cap and Gown staff areasked to report at 3:30 today inCobb 209, the new office of the yearbook.Coincident with the decision of theeditors of the 1932’ Cap and Gownto assume financial responsibility ofthe annual publication, routinework has commenced in addition toa continuation of the subscriptioncampaign. The first drive for pledgedeposits, neither intensive or exten¬sive, was aimed at obtaining studentindication of demand for the yearbook and painstaking solicitation willbegin immediately. Nearly 700 ad¬vance deposits have been secured.Every day during the next week,fraternities and all other campus or¬ganizations will have group picturestaken in Mandel hall. Notices ofappointments will be mailed to eachgroup. The engraving contract callsfor an early deadline, and it plannedthat the major portion of it will becompleted before the end of thequarter. Daguerre studios are com¬pleting appointments for Seniormen and women to have individualphotographs made and it is urgedby Gilbert White, editor of the Capand Gown, that members of the se¬nior class cooperate by having theirpictures taken at the earliest pos¬sible date.Transfer Financial ResponsibilityThe transfer of financial respon¬sibility from the University adminis¬tration to the editors of the yearbook has placed the success of thepublication directly upon studentsupport. Securing over 600 sub¬scriptions at the close of the generalcampaign, the editors felt that agenuine derp^nd was expressed forthe continuation of the Cap andGown.Growing financial obstacles in thepath of editing the year book in thepast few years has resulted in thechange of administrative policy. In1930, a considerable deficit was in¬curred.Education Versus Job, or How CombineBoth—A Fight Algainst EnvironmentTriple-threat men against starva¬tion—these are the students who areearning the bare means of subsist¬ence by working at three or morejobs. And there are plenty of themon campus this quarter. jBeside canying their three ma- ijors, like the rest of us, they aretoiling away at odd jobs rangingfrom stoking furnaces to serving assubstitute doormen at apartmenthotels. More than twenty-five areworking eight to ten hours a nightas clerks in hotels—and that meansno sleeping.There is the case of a second yearmedical student who works for hisroom in a private home, does oddjobs in the commons, and types pa¬pers in his spare time. With twomore years of medical'studies aheadof him—well, he won’t have muchtime for vacations.Then there’s the musically inclin¬ed undergraduate who tends thefurnace in a private home for thedouble privilege of board and per¬mission to use the family piano forpractice. His music teacher lets himpay for lessons by doing little jobsaround her home, and a cafeteriaemploys him at meal times.Another student, a freshman un¬der the new plan, finds so muchextra time on his hands that heholds four jobs simultaneously. Dur¬ing the afternoon, he does typing fora University professor, on Saturdayshe vrerks as stock hoy at a loop store, during sport seasons he ushersat games, and every noon he waitstable in his fraternity house for hismeal. His biggest problem, he ad¬mits, is what to do on Sunday.Taking down the football standson Stagg field and stoking furnacesproduces such an appetite in onestudent that he spends many even¬ings working at a local drugstorewith a lunch counter as one of itsmost popular adjuncts. A memberof a prominent fraternity works ev¬ery evening at a men’s clothingstore, plays occasionally ^in an or¬chestra, and subs as a chauffeurwhen the opportunity ! presents it-Head waiter in the men’s dormi¬tories and master of ceremonies inthe “Little Theatre” run*bt a largeloop store are the tu^o paying diver¬sions of one student. Another is achecking clerk in ’Reynolds clubmornings, and a “campus cop” from4:30 to 10:30 every j afternoon andevening.There aren’t so many “triple¬threat” women. Miss' Robinson dis¬closed^ yesterday. Most'of those whoare w'drking their way i throughschool confine themselvep ^to onesteady four-hour job, at^(}'the otherstake temporary bits'typSng, car¬ing for children, waiting' table,cashiering, Saturday eelli^, or evensupering at the Opera.One ambitious girl reads to an(CoAtimieid on |Mif4» 2) Berkover Plays atPolo Hop* TonightThe “Polo Hop”, sponsored by theOfficers’ club of the Military Sci¬ence department will be held tonightfrom 9 to 1 in Judson court. Thedance is open to all University stu¬dents. Bids priced at one dollarmay be purchased from members ofthe Officers’ club, at the MilitaryScience department office, room 38,Ryerson, at the Book store, and atthe Reynolds club.Harry Berkover’s five piece or¬chestra will furnish the music. Berk-over is known to the University ascomposer of several Blackfriarsongs. He played at the Hotel Gen¬eva, Lake Geneva, Wisconsin, thissummer broadcasting over stationWELO.LM BOARD STARTSSEITLEMEin'WORKBurnside Heads Division toGuide Boys’ GroupsTwo non-scholastic University en¬terprises—one a hoary greybeard, asold as the University itself, and theother a mere stripling of sevenyears—^will combine activities at thebeginning of the Winter quarterwhen the Intramural Division setsup its laboratory school at the Uni¬versity Settlement. Director ofAthletics A. A. Stagg yesterday ap¬proved the project.The plan of extending the opera¬tions of the Intramural division in¬cludes the organization of a per¬manent managerial unit which willschedule, promote and administer afull program of sports similar tothat carried on throughout the yearon campus. In addition to theseathletic activities which will betransplanted to the Settlement, allphases of boy guidance, training andleadership will receive attention.A group of Intramural studentmanagers, under the supervision ofBoyd Burnside, secretary of the di¬vision, will form the nucleus of theunit, but other students interestedand experienced in boy guidancework are invifed to participate.Burnside will interview applicants inthe Intramural office in Bartlettgymnasium.Athletic activities at the Settle¬ment will be housed in a new gym¬nasium which will be available Jan¬uary 1, and the full campus curri¬culum of eighteen different sportswill be included in the program.Ninety-Eight ClassesClosed in First ThreeDays of RegistrationNinety-eight classes have beenclosed during the past three daysof registration. Students whosenames begin with A, F, G, J, and I,will register this morning from 8:30to 11:45, and those with names be¬ginning with N, P, T. X, Y, and 2?will register this afternoon from1:30 to 4:15.Limited courses which have beenclosed are: all discussion periods inthe Biological Science division; alldiscussion sections with the excep¬tions of r, s, V, and w, in the Hu¬manities division; sections a, f, gin the Physical Science division, andall but 1 and n in the Social Sci¬ence division. Anatomy 303, 304,and 211; Art 102; Commerce andAdministration, 220, 245, and 280;English, all lOH courses, all 103classes except section g, 116, 117,130a, 131a, 131b, and 132a are alsoclosed.Language classes which are closedare: French 102b, 102d, 105a, 106b,105c, and 118; German, all 102 sec-(CoBtinuatd on fMtftt 2) CAMPUS SYMPHONYORCHESTRA OFFERSCLASSICAL, MODERNPROGRAM TUESDAYSeventy-Five MusiciansPlay on MandelHall StageADMISSION IS FREEThe new University SymphonyOrchestra, composed of seventy-fivestudents and faculty members, willplay the following selections at itspremier concert in Mandel hall Tues¬day evening of next week:1. Beethoven’s "Coriolan” over¬ture.2. Schubert’s “Symphony (Unfin¬ished) in B Minor,” including the“Allegi-o Moderate” and “Andantecon Moto” movements.3. Debussy’s “Petite Suite”, inthree movements, “En Bateau,”“Cortege,” and “Ballet.”4. Sibelius’ Tone Poem, “Fin¬landia.”Varied RepertoireThe four numbers are, accordingto Carl Bricken, conductor, as broada presentation of musical literatureas can be offered in one concert.Works of the German school arerepresented in the first two selec¬tions, of the French school in thethird, and of the Finnish school ofcomposers in the fourth. Both class¬ical and modern works are included.No admission charge or ticketsare necessary for this first campuspresentation of the orchestra; Man-del hall will be opened at 7:45 andthe concert begins at 8:15.Members of OrchestraThe members of the orchestrawho will play Tuesday evening areas follows: String section, IrvingKing, Harold Laufman, Martin Ka-men. Albert Kaufman, Anton Mik-esch, Herman Ries, Franklin Juvin-all, Oliver E. Jackson, Cleta Olm-stead, Rosemary Nelson, Jean Park¬inson, H. L. Will, Florence Wish-nick, Gloria Leven, Charlotte Ad-land, Eleanor Silber, Alice Davis,Phyllis Johnson, David Blumenstock,Mildred Goodrie, Claire Despres,Sylvia Daniels, Martin Moriarty,Florence Petzel, Mary Waller, Stan¬ley Mourant, Katherine Kuss, JamesrTahn, Wylis B. Smith, Frederic V.Haines, G. Malmstrom, VirginiaSwanstrom, Dr. Martin Schutze,Mrs. F. J. Pettijohn, Ernest F.Haden, Lester F. Groth, ZacharyTaylor, and Charles Buckley.Wood Winds: Hilman Luckhardt,Edward Walsh, Everett Schlinkert,Leon P. Smith, Howard Clark, Al¬fred Frankstein, William B. Carroli,James Whittenberger, Marvin Click,and Leroy Johnson.Brass sections: Herbert Hancox,Lloyd Steere, LeonarcT Jalces, H. L.Williamson, Irvin Wilk, Victor Kass,Stanley Weber, Kenneth Moody,Joseph Cummings, Fritz Carlson,Fred Krause, Bert MacFarland, Har¬ry Geilhufe, Thornton Wilder, Wal¬ter Arnold, and William Scott.THREE ITAUAN PLAYSTO BE GIVEN TONIGHTGil Scapigliati, an organizationfor students of Italian, will presenttwo one-act plays in Italian “II Sig¬nor Preciso” and “Un Invito aPranzo”, tonight at 8 in the Rey¬nolds club theatre. The perform¬ance is the second annual publicpresentation offered to the campusby the club under the auspices ofMiss Hilda Norman, instructor inthe Romance department.The cast of the first play is Ei¬leen Fitzpatrick, Katherine K. Gor¬man, Nicholas Pavia, William M.Schuyler and John A. S. Verdier.Harriet Cowles, Joseph Fannin,Guido Mariotti, Josephine Mirabellaand Nicholas Pavla are included inthe play “Uii Invito a Pranzo”.mm ^ivirnwmmmi'!i—“1 ^I* i;1^ I?■■ Is>*£ ii Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, DECEMBER II, 1931all|^ iatlg iffiarnnnFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THEUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished morninKS, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday,during; the Autumn, Winter and Spring Quarters by The DailyMaroon Company, 6831 University Ave. Subscription rates $3.00per year; by mail, $1.50 per year extra. Single copies, five-centseach.No responsibility is assumed by the University of Chicago forany statements appearing in l^e Daily Maroon, or for anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March 18. 1903, at the postoffice at Chicago, Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationLOUIS N. RIDENOUR, JR., Editor-in-ChiefMERWIN S. ROSENBERG, Business ManagerMARGARET EGAN, Senior EditorJANE KESNER, Senior EditorHERBERT H. JOSEPH, Jr., Sports EditorASSOCIATE EDITORSDOROTHY A. BARCKMANMAXINE CREVISTONRUBE S. FRODIN, JR.BION B. HOWARDINGRED K. PETERSENJ. BAYARD POOLElAMES F. SIMONWARREN E. THOMPSONSLEANOR E. WILSON BUSINESS ASSOCIATESJOHN D. CLANCY, JR.EDGAR L. GOLDSMITHSOPHOMORE ASSISTANTSWALTER MONTGOMERYVINCENT NEWMANEDWARD SCHALLERR.CHARD J. YOUNGSOPHOMORE EDITORSJANE BIESENTHALMELVIN GOLDMANWILLIAM GOODSTEINEDWARD NICHOLSONTASULA PETRAKISROSEMARY VOLKMARGARET MULLIGAN HOBART GUNNINGBETTY H'NSENROBERT HERZOGDAVID LEVINEEUGENE PATRICKWILLIAM WAKEFIELDJANE WEBERNight Editor: Rube S. Frodin, Jr.Assistant: David C. LevineFriday, December 11, 1931LIMBO ON THE MIDWAYIt’s rather enjoyable to occasionally give overto a nostalgic orgy of speculation — especiallywhen the slush outside relegates the material avail¬able for the editorial pen to the low and simple jinstead of the high and mighty. And so we raisethe question—is the University collegiate or |sophiticated? Or is it just bored? |Statistics show that there are approximately j2650 undergraduates and 2350 graduates and |professional students on the Midway campus. |There are about 1250 men students, of which 800belong to fraternities. Approximately 300 women jbelong to clubs. jThere are, then, in the University a number ofvaried student groups. Each of them has itsown specialized interest. There are the graduateand professional students by the hundreds whohave little or no interest in undergraduate affairs.The same is true of the undergraduates — theyhave no interests in the more or less studious in¬dividuals who spend hours daily in the librariesand laboratories.More than half of the students at the Universitylive at home and commute to campus daily. Thisfactor alone is detrimental to any kind of under¬graduate unity. A large percentage of these stu¬dents come to school only for academic pursuits.The students remaining are vastly outnumber¬ed in respect to campus interests. There are themen living in fraternity houses and dormitories,the women in the dormitories, and the studentsinterested in undergraduate extra-curricular activ¬ities. What shall be their social behaviour? True,their individual conduct is sufficiently within eachand every one’s control that the outside worldhas no right to question it.How shall the normal undergraduates act?When we say normal we anticipate the only ac¬curate answer to the question. Elat, sleep, workand play. The work shall include a program ofacademic pursuit which shall not tax the student’shealth, and yet shall be sufficient to be of somefuture use to the student. Play shall include par¬ticipation in athletics, both for men and women,and a sufficient amount of social life.When we have proceeded thus far, the ques¬tion arises, shall the students be collegiate? Shouldthe men students be “collij” boys and women“co-eds”? Should the “frat” men lead a donkeyinto chapel? Should the glee club serenade thePresident? Should the boys from over at Rig-ama Role egg the Mu Mu house? These things,you will say, are ridiculous. Yes, they are—butthey represent the animal instinct in humans ofthe college age.No matter what college presidents may say andfa’culties may do, colleges will still be a placefor tbe men and women, or boys and girls justout of high school, to have some fun in life ontheir own. Of course, fun, or shall we say theworking off of donkey antics, is controllable. Yes,they are—but it must be had.Let us return to the larger majority of thestudents at the University. They are the essenti¬ ally serious type who, more than once, havefrowned upon the low interests of the undergrad¬uates—proms—class fights—student councils—comic monthlies. They are, in one respect, re¬served and sophisticated. By sophisticated, wemean—they conduct themselves according to amore or less adult way of living.In reality, they are much the same as the un¬dergraduates—they are humans. The unfortunatething about the entire relationship between stu¬dents, and between faculty members and stu¬dents, is that the campus life assumes an atmo¬sphere which almost any outsider considers as oneof boredom.Fraternity social events become monotonous,politics cause nothing but ill-feeling, club womenhave their weekly hash sessions in Classics,little or no interest is paid in undergraduate activ¬ities, graduate students wrap themselves up intheir work, more and more professors buckle theirbrief-cases with undue precision—life on the Mid¬way goes on.—R. S. F., Jr. COMPTON TALKS ONCOSMIC RADIAnON CLOSED CLASSESDiscusses Recent WorkLittle-Known Rays onThe Travelling BazaarBY FRANK HARDINGiiiiiiiiniiiiiHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniKiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiuiiii'iiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiHiiiiiHiiiiiuiiHMiiiiThe Daily Maroon wishes to take this op¬portunity to bring out its dry policy. It hasbeen a dry paper since the beginning of theyear, when all the W. C. T. U. posters wereput up in the editor’s office. In fact one verygaudy poster informs any visitor to “SUB¬STITUTE MILK FOR BEER”.^ * AARoy Black was telling us a little storyabout himself as the returning big shot on thetrack team. Last year after he was electedcaptain, and his picture graced all the papers,the High school students were more or lessconscious. Roy happened to get in a con¬versation with one of the Senn track men andhappened to drop the information that hewas a Chicago track man. “Yeh,” says theSenn man, “know this fellow Black?” “Yes,”answered Roy. “He’s a pretty good guy,isn’t he” was the next question which ofcourse got another affirmative answer. Thefellow then wanted to know if Roy everworked out with this Black and of courseRoy told them that he always did. “By thethe way,” said the fellow,” what’s yourname? ” “Black ” answers Roy, and then thefellow had to say “Yeh ” again and com¬ment on the fact that his picture did not looklike him. Roy explained that Morgensterntook the picture.AA AA AAPoor Shindy has a hard time keeping upthe tailor business with all the competitionhe has from Jake or “Varse” as the Chi Psiscall him. Shindy is probably more efficientbut we like Jake because he has “Poisonal-ity. ” Have you ever heard him refer to the“arms of Morpheus,” and call everyone byan appropriate title? We used to be a“Major” but we owe him a bill now so wehave been reduced to the rank of “Corporal. ”Shindy, however, also has his troubles. Whatwith people telling him that houses havechanged hands and all the former membershave moved away. Elspecially yesterdaywhen he walked into one house looking fora fellow. Everyone was sitting at the tablewhen Shindy came into the room looking forthis guy who h'appened to be the president,but the president knowing that Shindy didnot know him politely informed him that thebird he was looking for had just stepped outof the door and if he hurried he might catchhim. We ask you, now what is a man sup¬posed to do against such conniving.* ♦ U AAThis year the PoloTeam^won’t have to takea razzing like they took las^ year, landing atthe bottom of a league in which there wereonly three teams. This year they are runnersup and to them we offfir congrats, and fur¬thermore we shall go so far as to boost theirpolo hop for which they ‘have sold aplentyof tickets already. One thing which we thinkthey ought to do is to abandon the use ofswords, sabers, foils OYt^hatever those longsticks the M. S. Dept! wear at their sides forthe purpose of tripping people up. And fortheir own benefit they! should refrain fromwearing spurs. Even Henkle and Watrous,who, from all the times we have seen them,were born with riding Gboots and a polostick, never learned to trip the light fantas¬tic in spurs. (Continued from page 1)cate that the most plentiful compon¬ent of the cosmic radiation (whichis now supposed by some to be madeup of from two to five componentsof different wavelength) corre¬sponds to the radiation which wouldbe emitted when four atoms of hy¬drogen combined to form one olhelium.Dr. Compton is at present engag¬ed in making a survey of the in¬tensity of cosmic rays at variouspoints on fhe surface of the earth.Data secured in this investigationwill be valuable in the determina¬tion of the nature of the radiation,for if the rays are streams of par¬ticles, their intensity should begreater near the magnetic poles ofthe earth.Shall One HaveJob and Eat; OrGet An Education? (Continued from page 1)tions except f. Pathology 301 and303; Physiology 201b, PhysiologyChemistry 201b; surgery 303; andall the Physics courses except 112e,are closed. HILL’S CAFETERIA63rd and Woodlawn Ave.Always Reliable for your Breakfast,Lunch or Dinner.General Price Reduction inkeeping with the times.(Continued from page 1)aged woman and mends her clothesonce or twice a week, reads to ablini! man once a week, and takescare of children every evening.Others do modelling, restaurantwork, or book-keeping. ■Perhaps the most interesting ,case of devotion to the quest for* |knowledge, even at the risk of pri- 'vation, is that of the wives of grad- juate students who are wholly or par¬tially sending their husbands :through school on the money they ,can earn at full-time employment, jMost of these women do theses for ;graduate students. One poses formembers of the art defartment, |types in a University office and sells Ihosiery on commission. !mmmim19-25 N. State St, » CHICAGO“Go British”in a Pullover ofIMPORTED SUEDE!Maybe you’re “cold-blooded”and maybe you’re just smart—but you’re sure to be no¬ticed if you Wear a brightpullover of soft “super-suede"over a Turtle-neck sweater orunder your coat IClear, bright colors.$12.50Soft Wool Sweater $5SPORTS SHOPThird Floor WUltinThree Months!You Can Go Into the Business WbrlchEquipped to Fill Its Fine Positions!You are a college girl. When you enter the BusinessWorld, you should and can step at once into a posi¬tion of dignity, responsibility and goiKl remuneration.Equip yourself to do just that by taking this intensive3 months course in Business Training. It is openonly to girls who have attended college. It isthe equivalent of six months of thorough training.Business executives recognize this course, and preferits graduates. Our Bulletin w ill be sent you withoutobligation. Write for it today.Courses start Ortober 1, January 1, April 1 and July 1.MOSER BUSINESS COLLEGE^The Business College tcith the University Atmosphere*'*116 South Michigan Ave., Chicago • Randolph 4317HERBIE KAYAnd His OrchestraFeature aSeries of CollegeNights Every FridayNo Cover Charge atAny TimeMinimum Charge After 9:00 P.M.$ 1.00 Week Days and Sundays$2.00 SaturdaysHERBIEK/lV Continuous Dancing——Entertainment6:30 P. M. to ClosingNew Year’s Eve Celebration $5.00 Per PersonIncluding Supper and FavorsTHE NEWBLACKHAWKWabash at Randolph1 (Do .you likeChatter, ColumnsComments!iThe old bird is really going togive you an earful. More per¬sonalities than ever before. An The Shadow is more shadythan ever. Persons and theirpersonalities that’s what wegive. The new contest is “Canyou make a column”. Thepoints are scored the same asin the beaver game, and here’swhere lots of people get points.All for ISc. To tell you thetruth we put lots of names inso they would buy extras tosend back to Podunk.Armchair clinic-of Drs. Peteand Allen has some interestingangles on the fraternity situ¬ation if you know what I mean.That famous exponent of hab¬erdashery, Mr. Jontry, willhave no friends after his latesteffort at columning.Dec. 16—15cSPORTS Clie Battp illaroqn SPORTSTHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 11, 1931 ' Page lEreeTheGrandstandAthlete*>yHERBERT JOSEPH JR.These college editors are gettingbraver and braver. Now the NewYork University Daily News comesout with the demand that head coach“Chick” Meehan get the boot. Mee¬han. they argue, stands for all thebad things in football—profession¬alism. recruiting, over-emphasis andwhatnotWell, if they want to start a cru¬sade then that’s one way to startit. Tint it’s only a small start. Wehave an idea that the only way tomake fo(|tball at N. Y. U. sweet,clean and pure is to exterminate thealumni. This remedy will undoubt¬edly be found the most effective atany university where grid conditionsare bad. Bad means sour, dirty,and polluted.« « * * *We wonder just how large thepremium would be to insure GlennThisflewaite’s job at Wisconsin. Infact, by the time this is publishedhe may be running an ad in the“Situation Wanted” section.*****lias it ever struck you that thedifference between this year’s Iowafootball team and those of formeryear’s is nothing more nor less thana payroll. We wonder what ac¬counts for the startling rise to theheights by certain other teams inthis here conference. Or we guesswe don’t w’onder at all.They are putting a swell additionon that handsome fence for thepractice field down on University,formerly affectionately known asCrisler field. Maroon Basketball TeamMeets Bradley Quintet inOpener Tomorrow NightVeteran Lineup StartsAgainst PeoriaOutfitIN CURTAIN RAISERChicago BradleyRexinger If StephensStephenson rf MaceParsons c DavisAshley Ig KoehlerPorter rg MasonOfficials: Travnicek, StrohmeierTime: Tomorrow evening at 8Place: Bartlett gymWe are not absolutely convincedthat Judge Steffen is going to stayretired from coaching. You know,that one gets several thousand dol¬lars a year for being Directors ofAthletics at a large university. Yes,yes, one does, doesn’t dne.Make Plans forI-M Soccer GamesLaw’rence Schmidt, Senior intra¬mural manager, has announced thatplan^ are being made for intramuralsoccer competition, something newin the repertoire of intramural ac-tivitie.s. The demand of. many of thestudents for this sport has broughtabout this action. The MeadvilleTheological Seminary and some of Coach Nels Norgren’s Maroon bas¬ketball team will get its first testthis season when they meet BradleyTech in the 1932 opener in Bartlettgym tomorrow evening at 8. It isone of the few remaining varsitygames to be played at the old stand,the new field house being nearlycompleted.The Maroon five, although mainlycomposed of veteran courtmen, isplaying a team which has been meet¬ing collegiate competition for sev¬eral weeks. The Bradley team de¬feated Iowa by a sizeable marginlast Saturday, but was overwhelmedby the Wildcat championship quin¬tet in a season opener up in Evans¬ton Monday night, 33-19.Norgren'indicated yesterday thathe would start five men who haveseen conference action last year.Hoping to build up a lead with thesemen in the game, he will be ableto substitute the rest of his mate¬rial, including some promising soph¬omores. There are a total of ninemen from last year and as manysecond-year men.Captain Harry Ashley is pairedwith Jim Porter at the guard posi¬tions. Ash is playing his third sea¬son as a regular, while Jim has theexperience of a few conferencegames last winter. Ashley playsl)ack guard most of the time, andcan keep any offensive threat undercontrol. Porter is a fast runningguard and a capable ball handler.Keith Parsons, playing his second year on the varsity, is Northe Entries in fTie new dormitoriesare known to have teams which willenter competition. The Intramuraloffice hopes that all those individ¬uals or organizations interested inthis type of sport will register withthem.INVITATIONDine and Dance in OurFRENCH ROOM(second floor)To Eddie Varzo’a peppy dance orchestra during luncheon,dinner, and after the theater on Saturdays until 2 A. M.Good food, delightful dining room (two floors), cozybooths, and the finest dance floor in Chicago’s loop. You 11be thrilled. Main floor never closes.Luncheon 40c and 50c Dinner 40c, 65c and $1.00A la carte service at all hours. No cover charge at anytime. We also cater to private parties, small or large.**Where Chicago Students Meef*Garrick Restaurant(Formerly the Union)68 West Randolph StreetBetween Clerk end Deerborn Stt.CHICAGO, ILLINOIS gren’s choice for the center post. D*^veloping rapidly as a sophomorelast year, he rounded into a capablefloor man and a fair jumper. He isexpected to show much more accur¬acy in his shots this year. In caseof necessity Norgren can shift Rex-inger to center and play Dzuibaniukor Schlifke at the vacant forwardposition. Both of them had someexperience last year.Rexinger and Stephenson are slat¬ed for the two forward posts in theopening tilt tomorrow evening.Stevie is playing his third year asa regular, while Rex has served asa useful reserve. Stephenson, al¬though small, has an excellent eyewhich always helps the Maroon of¬fense. Rexinger plays a verysteady floor game, and can alwaysbe counted on to break through fora couple of baskets.Bemie Wien is ready to see serv¬ice as an alternate guard, while KenPraider, a ”C” man from last year,will not be eligible for play untilnext quarter.With these nine veterans Norgrencan look forward to a conferenceseason when he will have capablemen for replacing his starting line¬up. In addition to this hope, one ofthe first signs of light on the sportshorizon this year, there is the mostpromising sophomore squad to beseen on the Midway for severalyears. Up to date they have hadseveral practice games with churchand "Y” teams to give them season¬ing. Wednesday night they con¬quered a strong Oak Park outfit byone point. Of the guards Carr andWagner look pretty good. The for¬wards are Kerr, Comerford, Offilland Pitcher, while the most likelycenter candidate is Richardson. DEKES WIN EIGHTH ANNUAL I-M SWIM CARNIVALDelta Kappa Epsilon won the 8thIntramural Swimming Carnival lastnight at Bartlett pool when JohnBardon, freshman, placed first inboth the forty and the hundred yardfree style events, and Roberts piledup points by copping a first in thefancy diving.The Pi U’s were second; theRamblers third; Burton Courtfourth; and Phi Delts fifth.Tilden Tech nosed out Englewood,last year’s winner, in the Invitation¬al high school relay, when six menswam two lengths of the tank in2:02.1, two seconds faster than thetime made last year. Schauchenp-flug, red cross exhibitionist, demon¬strated methods of paddling, enter¬ing, and balancing a canoe. Thecarnival closed with a polo game inwhich the varsity defeated a teamcomposed of alumni stars by a scoreof 6-4.Results of events:Relays: won by Phi Delta Theta.DKE, second; Psi U, third. Time:2:01.5.60 yd. breast stroke: frosh, wonby Will, Burton Court, Droyer, un-att.; vTalsh, DU. Time: :42.1. Up-perclass: won by Sharp, ATO, sec¬ond, Louman, Phi Sigma Delta;Crowe, TKE, third. Time: :40.6.40 yd. free style: frosh, won byBardon, DKE, second, G. Toole,Kappa Sigma, Berks, unatt. third.Time: :20.5. Upperclass: won byLearn to Dance NowTERESA DOLAN SCHOOL6307 Cottar* Grove Ave.Phone Hyde Pork 3080Private Lessons Day or Evening.Beginners’ Classes Monday and WednesdayEvenings at 8 P. M.Dancing Friday EveningsMIDWAY MASONIC BALLROOM6115 Cottar* Grove Ave.Dancing Saturday EveningsCALUMET BALLROOMN. W. Cor. 62nd St. A Cottage Grove Ave.LADIES 60c GENTLEMEN 76cThis ad and 36c good for one admissionSaturday Evening, December 12th. Sharp, ATO, second Marks, Phi Del¬ta Theta; Lindland, Phi Kappa Psi,third. Time: :21.8.Fancy diving: won by Roberts,DKE, second Christie, Psi U, Jack-son, DKE, third.100 yd. free style: frosh: won byBardon, DKE, second Cayou. TKE;Berks, unatt., third. Time: :58.3. Up¬perclass: won by Holland, Ramblers,second, Lindland, Phi Psi, Pickett,Beta, third. Time 1:03.6.60 yd. back stroke: frosh: won byStollar, Beta, second Toole, KappaSigma, Vorhees, DKE, third. Time: :40.2. Upperclass: won by Coulson,Sigma Chi, second Kadin, Kappa Nu,Dagneau, Ramblers, third. Time::53.160 yd. free style: frosh: won byEldred, Phi Delt, second, Smith,DKE, Lewy, Tau Delta Phi, alsoswam. Time: 2:01.2. Upperclass:won by Holland, Ramblers, second,C*6ulson, Sigma Chi; Richardson, PsiU, third. Time: 1:52.High school 240 yd. relay: won byTilden Tech, second, Englewood,Calumet, third. Time: 2:02.1. (newrecord.)TonightA Delightful Evening In TheBALLOON ROOMPAUL SPECHTand his Internationally Famous Orchestra,“Masters of Rythmic Symphonic Syncopation,”IS CLICKINGWith Chicago’s Smart Set and beinghailed by the critics as one of the^^World’s Greatest Dance Bands”A Floor ShowOriginal and SmartBecause the Balloon Room has long been the rendezvous forChicago’s smart set. don’t get the idea that prices there are “highhat.” Smart people, while demanding the best, always knowvalues. They’re not misled by “no couvert charge” inducementswhere the charge for gingerale and food is excessive. The best inquality gingerales, your choice of any kind, is only 60c per bottle.Every Friday is Collegiate Night and a delicious midnight sup¬per is served free with the regular cover charge of $1.50.CONGRESS HOTELPhone Harrison 3800 for reservationsbm ®nTHE FIRST UNITARIAN CHURCHWoodlawn Avenue at 57th StreetVON OGDEN VOGT, MinisterSUNDAY, DECEMBER 13, 19311 1:00 A. M.—“TTie Long Look.”4:00 P. M.—Channing Club Tea. “Pagan and Urban” byProf. Fred B. Millett.VISITORS WELCOMED I7:30 P. M.—An Address by Dr. Horatio Dresser, well-known psychologist. orabtpUNIVERSITY CHURCH OF DISCIPLESOF CHRIST57th and UniversityMinisters: Edward Scribner Ames and Wayne LeysDirector of Music and Education, Basil F. WiseSUNDAY, DECEMBER 13. 1931I 1 :00 A. M.—Sermon Topic: “The Frame of Life,”Ames.12:20 P. M.—Forum: The Manchurian Crisis.5:30 P. M.—Wranglers: Tea, Program. Dr.St. Paul’s Church50th and DorchesterParish Office: 4945 DorchesterAvenueTel. Oakland 3185REV. GEORGE H. THOMASSunday Services:Holy Communion, 8:00 A. M.Church School Service, 9:30 A.M.Morning Service, 11:00 A. M.Evening Service, 5:00 P. M.Young People’s Society6:00 P. M. The Church ofThe Redeemer(EPISCOPAL)66th and BlackstoneRev. E. S. WhiteEpiscopal Student Pastor1.. SUNDAY SERVICESHoly Communion, 8.00 A. M.Short Sung Eucharist, 9:30 A. M.9 Choral Eucharist and Sermon,11:00 A. M.Choral Evensong and Sermon,7:30 P. M.Three services every week-day.Church open daily for prayer andneditation. Hyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Woodlawn Ave.Norris L. TibbettsHolland W. SchloerbMinistersSunday, December 1311:00 A. M.—“Craving Recog¬nition”, R W. Schloerb6:00 P. M.—Teas.7:00 P. M.—Discussion Groups.8:00 P. M.—“What We LiveBy”, R. W. Schloerb.CHRIST CHURCH (Episcopal)65th and Woodlawn Ave.The Rev. Walter C. Bihler, M. A., Rector.SUNDAY SERVICES, DECEMBER 13. 19317:30 A. M.—Holy Communion.10:00 A. M.—Church School.I 1:00 A. M.—Morning Prayer.5:00 P. M.—Young People’s pellowship.8:00 P. M.—Evensong. KEHILATH ANSHE MAYRIVDrexel Blvd. at 50th St.Dr. Solomon B. Freehof, Rabbi.SATURDAY. DECEMBER 12. 193110:30 A. M.— THE WEEKLY PORTION.SUNDAY. DECEMBER 13. 19311 1 ;00 A. M.—Sermon by Dr. Freehof: “THE CONQUESTOF FEIAR.” A Development of the Discussionof the University Chapel.Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY. DECEMBER 11. 1931BARGAIN IN TYPINGExpert Professional Work for 13c aDouble Spaced Page.RUSH WORK DAY OR NIGHTMULLEN TYPING SERVICE132C E. 57th St. Dorchester 289CWRIGHT HAND LAUNDRYREDUCED PRICES1315 East Fifty Seventh StreetPhone Midway 2073 TODAYon theQUADRANGLESTRY OUR SPECIALSUNDAY DINNERSpecial Middle-nite LuncheonsSelected Quality FoodJ. & C. Restaurant1527 E. 55th St. Dor. 10361PERSONAL GREETINGCHRISTMAS CARDS,/^RDER your Personal^Greeting Cards early,while our stock is fresh andvaried and avoid the usual lastminute rush of having themengraved or printed. Betterservice and attention can begiven to orders now than wHlbe possible later on.The new and individual greet¬ing cards on display here aresure to please you.Woodworth’s BookStore1311 East 57th St.Telephone H. P. 1690 Daily Maroonj The night editor for the nextI issue: James F. Simon. Assistants:I Hobart Gunning and William Wake-'field.Undergraduate OrganizationThe Renaissance Society willsponsor an illustrated lecture onRussian Ikons by Alexander Koun,professor of Russian Literature atthe University of California. 4:30,in Harper Mil.Avukah, presents Dr. Leo L.Honor, who speaks on “Forerunnersof Zionism”, at 3:30 in Ida NoyesHall.Official NoticesRegistration: 8:30 to 11:45. Stu¬dents whose last names begin withA, F, G, J. 1. 1:30 to 4:15, N, P, T,X, Y, Z.Music and Religious ServicesDivinity Chapel: “The Place ofPrayer in Life. IV”, Dean CharlesGilkey, at 12:00 in Joseph BondChapel.Victrola Concert, Reynolds Club,at 12:30.Organ Music, the University Cha¬pel, at 5. Porter Heaps will playJohn Bull’s “Prelude”; Honegger’s“Fugue and chorale”; Mailly’s “In¬vocation”; and Franck’s “Chorale inA minor”.Departmental ClubsChanning Club will present “TheValiant” and “The Twelve PoundOutlook” at 8:15, in the UnitarianParish House.Scandinavian Club presents Mrs.Chester Gould in a program ofScandinavian songs, at 4:30 in IdaNoyes Hall.Italian club presents two Italianplays at 8, in the Reynolds Club.Lutheran Club Christmas party,at 8, in Ida Noyes Hall.Social EventsFreshman Mixer, 3:30 at Ida Noyes Hall.R. 0. T C. Polo Hop, at JudsonCourt, 9.Phi Kappa Psi, Freshman dance, 9.Sigma Alpha Epsilon, house dance,9.Quadrangler dinner dance, Me-dinah Athletic Club, 7:30.Wyvern Club, dinner dance,Blackstone Hotel, 8:30.Achoth Dance, Congress Hotel, 10.Freshman Women’s Council Tea,Ida Noyes Hall, 3:30. Election ofOfficers of Freshman Women’s Clubfrom 9 to 3, Ida Noyes liall. jInternational Students Associa¬tion, Reynolds Club, 8:30.MiscellaneousRadio Lecture: “The Psychologyof Religion”, Professor EdwardScribner Ames, Station WMAQ, at8:00 A. M.Public Lecture: “How a Legis¬lature Works”. Mr. Henry W. Toll.Art Institute, 6:45.SATURDAY, DECEMBER 12Meeting of University RulingBodies: The Board of Admissions,Cobb 104, 9. The Board of StudentOrganizations, Publications and Ex¬hibitions, Harper 43, at 10. The Ex¬ecutive Board of the College, Cobb216, at 11.Radio Lectures: Station WMAQ.“News from the Quadrangles”, Mr.Howe, 8:30 A. M. “The Professorat the Breakfast Table”, 9:00 A. M.Social EventsSigma Alumnae luncheon andbridge, Ida Noyes Hall, 1.Delta Sigma Alumnae Dance, atIda Noyes Hall. 9.Delta UpsiTon, house dance, 9:30.Phi Pi Phi dance, Judson Court, 9.Tau Delta Phi, dance and bridge.8:30.Tau Kappa Epsilon, bridge party,8.SUNDAY, DECEMBER 13The University Religious Service,the University Chapel, at 11:00 A.M. Mr. John R. Mott, L. L. D., chair¬man of the International MissionaryCouncil, New York City.Calvert Club Supper, 6324 Wood-lawn Avenue, at 6:30. ReverendTheatre-goers—A Service for youBy making use of the Daily Maroon The¬atre Bureau, you may order your tickets at theMaroon Office, thereby saving the time and in¬convenience of a trip downtown.You may pay for your tickets at the Ma¬roon office and receive a receipt and an orderon the theatre for your tickets. You may callat the box office any time and get your tickets,which will be held for you until after the per¬formance indicated. You will know what seatsyou are to get before you leave the Maroonoffice.This service comes entirely free to you asa courtesy from The Daily Maroon. Father Le May, dean of men at Loy¬ola University, will speak on“Jesuits”.FIRSTANNIVERSARYWEEK10 % Discount onall PurchasesBUNNY FROCKS1331 E. 55th St. fmSAVE MONEY ON YOUR BOOKS FOR NEXT QUARTER!In just a few days there’s going to be theusual scramble for text-books. Don’t wait un¬til all the copies of the books you need are gone.Buy, sell, or exchange your books for others youneed next quarter through a notice in The Trad¬ing Post—The Official Students’ Exchange—seen by every student on campus. PhoneHyde Park 9221.SPIES BROS., Inc.Fraternity JewelerXMAS GIFTSCREST JEWELRYDANCE PROGRAMSFAVORS27 E. Monroe St.Randolph 4149 FOR SALE—Gold and blackmeUl cloth eveninz wrap. Red foxtrim. Reasonable. H. P. 10382.TUTORING — Sciencea. Mathe¬matics. Preparation for exams;term papers. Phone H. P. 6067.MARRIED WOMAN workinit onPh. 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