r .■V.illaroonVol. 32. No. 41. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 10, 1931 Price Five Centsdismiss commerceaASSES TODAY 10HEAR ADVERTISINGagency head talkBenson Delivers ThirdLecture in Series;Schenk Next New Plan StudentsMust Attend Exams WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOUWERE PRESIDENT FOR A DAY? Enos Troyer to FillVacancy in CouncilSPEAKS IN HASKELLJohn Benson, president of theAmerican Association of Advertis-in>: Agencies, will present the thirdof a series of four special lectureson advertising when he addressesmembers of the C. and A. school on“The Advertising Agent and hisFunctions” today at 10 in Haskell108.All and A. classes will be dis¬missed at this hour in order to en¬able students to attend the lecturewhich is being sponsored by Pro¬fessor Arthur F. Marquette for hisilass in the Uses of Advertising. Thefourth lecture will be delivered by.Mr. 1). S. Schenk of the GeneralOutdoor Advertising Agency ofNow York tomorrow at 10 in Has¬kell.Favors CooperationMr. Benson will discuss the func¬tions. relationships, and earnings ofthe advertising agency business, tell¬ing what the agency does for theadvertiser, the publisher and for ad¬vertising Itself. He will also com¬ment on the agency commission sys¬tem and stress the need for morelareful adjustment of advertisingmedia to the needs of specific ad¬vertisers. He is in favor of a clos-<r mutual understanding betweenadvertising agencies and publishersand believes that they should worktogether not only as buyer and sell¬er. but as cooperators for the goodof the mutual friend and client, theadvertiser.For many years, Mr. Benson ranhi.v own advertising agency in Chi¬cago. h'our years ago, he was per¬suaded to give this up and becomethe first paid, full-time president ofthe American Association of Adver-ti.^ing agencies with headquarters inNew York. This association is com¬posed of 130 advertising agenciesand does about 75 per cent of allnational advertising.Attacks the UnethicalHi' greatest personal interest isin tin elimination of insincere anduntruthful advertising. He hasH'ught against every tendency ofIhis kind and for the greater use oft-oiiml, informative advertising as abuying guide for the public.These lectures have been arrang¬ed by Professor Marquette as a part"f lii> program to make courses inadvertising contain as much practi-Gil information for the student asI'ossiblt. F^ach speaker discusses'he iidvertising agency he representsund gives facts primarily of use to'he business executive. Students under the new planwill attend all of their classes ac¬cording to the regular examina¬tion schedule on Monday, Tues¬day and Wednesday, December 21,22 and 23, C. S. Boucher, Dean ofthe College said yesterday. Thissolution was reached after a con¬sideration of the fact that somenew plan students are takingcourses under the old system.Instructors of new plan courseswill have the opportunity to usethe two-hour examination periodfor quizzes or regular class work.The schedule of discussion sec¬tions in the four introductory gen¬eral courses will be abandoned forthe examination period.Select PatronsAnd PatronessesFor Polo DanceEleven patrons and patronesseswere announced yesterday for the‘‘Polo Hop”, a dance sponsored bythe Officers’ club of the MilitaryScience department, which will beheld tomorrow from D to 1 in Jud-son court.They are Colonel George GleasonBogeit, professor in the Law schooland Mrs. Bogert; Chauncey S.Boucher, Dean of the College, andMrs. Boucher; Miss Gertrude Dud¬ley, head of the Women’s PhysicalEducation department and chairmanof the Women’s University council;Henry Gordon Gale, Dean of the di¬vision of the Physical Sciencesand Mrs. Gate; Robert Valen¬tine Merrill, assistant professor ofFrench and marshal of the Univer¬sity and .Mrs. Merrill; William E.Scott, a.ssistant dean of students andMrs. Scott.Open to AllThe dance is open to all Univer¬sity students. Bids priced at onedollar may be obtained from mem¬bers of the Officers’ Club andCrossed Cannon, honorary militarysociety. They may also be obtain¬ed at the Military Science depart¬ment office, room 38, Ryerson, atthe Reynolds club and at the Uni¬versity bookstore.An orchestra directed by HarryBerkover, former University stu¬dent, has been selected to play forthe dance. He is known to the Uni¬versity as composer of .several songsfor last year’s Blackfriars’ produc¬tion, “Captain Kidd, Jr.” He compos¬ed the music for “Gangster Blues”,“My Thoughts, My Dreams Are Allof You”, and “Voices of the Night”.This summer his orchestra broad¬casted over Station WELO when hewas playing at the Hotel Geneva atLake Geneva, W’isconsin. He playedfor a month this fall at the Gran¬ada cafe as featured player forCorrie Lynn’s orchestra. If you were President of the Uni¬versity for one day what would youdo? Would you sit back in your of¬ficial chair and nod your head in ap¬proval to the existing conditions aswould Ray Zenner, “C” man in foot¬ball, would you declare the day aholiday and let everyone celebrateas Dean William Scott admittedwould be his procedure, or wouldyou show your handsome face to theundergraduates, as some anonymouscontributor suggested. IIn visualizing a Utopian UniversityHarry Moore declared he would dis¬continue all formal lecture classes jwhere the pupil has no contact with |the instructor. “They are just awaste of time,” he said. “Further¬more I would rejuvenate the faculty,and introduce a number of greatpersonalities, similar to three inresidence today, Allen, Linn andWilder. There are too many mean¬ingless theory courses in the Univer¬sity. Aside from educational changesI would either appoint a committeeto scout some good football players, ■or resign from the Big Ten Confer- 'ence in favor of the city high school league.”Kay Anderson, elated at thethought of “running” the Univer¬sity for a day said, “First I’d revisethe library system so one wouldn’thave to wait an hour for a bookonly to find that ‘it can’t be located.’Secondly I’d have some non-imflam-mable stands built next to the var¬sity tennis courts, and thirdly I’dhave an operation performed on thefront door of Foster hall so that bothdoors will open the same way.”Pondering as to what she wouldchange, if she were President, ClaraMay Fuqua decided that the Univer¬sity was at present in a process ofchange and that she would be per¬fectly satisfied to sit on the insideand watch it work. Ruth Works sug¬gested a simplified system of regis¬tration, allowing the tentative reg¬istration to be final. Bob Hoaglandfelt the same way about registra¬tion, and said as President for a dayhe would spend the day trying toeliminate the red tape students gothrough when registering.“One of the principal faults of the(Continued on page 2)“YARIETY” LISTENS Y. W. LUNCH GIVENIN ON ROUNDTABLE IN IDA NOYES TODAYLaud Program by Boynton, |Gideonse, T. V. SmithVariety, New York critical maga- izine, recently reviewed the weekly Iradio feature, “The Professors at jthe Roundtable,” which has been ibroadcast every Sunday over radio Istation WMAQ, and will soon be re- Ileased through the National Broad- icasting chain. “W'hat is chiefly of |note in these round-table discus- jsions is the utter candor that pre¬vails,” according to Variety.“Germany vs. Hitlerism.” theprogram which was presented byProfessors Pei’cy Boynton, T. V.Smith, and Harry D. Gideonse fromMitchell Tower November 22, wascalled representative of one ofthe finest sustaining programs onthe air and one of the few programsanywhere and of any sort that canstimulate the brain cells, “The fac¬ulty trio gave Herr Hitler a prettythorough debunking.”In lauding the Professors, Varietysaid, “The three men who partici¬pated in this talk represent the high¬er tsrpe of University mentors, them¬selves students of the times. Fromreport the profs speak as frankly ofnative personages as of foreigners.That would be lese majeste in a lotof out liberty-throttling .seminaries;” Dramatic Group to GiveTolstoi Play Dec. 16The second Y. W. C. A. lun¬cheon this quarter will be held to¬day from 11:30 to 1:30 in the Y.W'. -C. A. room. Tickets priced atthirty-five cents may be obtainedfrom the members of the first or sec¬ond cabinet or at the Y. W’. C. A.room. Groups are invited to reservetables.This luncheon and the one heldtwo weeks ago are taking the placeof the annual Christmas bazaar us¬ually sponsored by the association.On December 16, the Dramagroup under the direction of MarthaMiller will present Leo Tolstoi’s“What Men Live By” in the Gra¬ham Taylor hall of the Chicago The¬ological Seminary. Lawrence Good-now, John Moulds, Margaret Eagle,Ruth Bell, Ethel Swanson, Sara *Jane Leckrone, Caroline McCall,Lloyd Allen, Dorothy Clendenan, iHelen Telford, Violet Elliot and |Lou Williams are included in the 'cast. * jMrs. Minna Schmidt, director ofthe costume workshop at the Univer¬sity, is costuming the play. MackEvans will add to the Russian atmo¬sphere l)y playing Russian Christ¬mas music on the organ.STUDENT CAST IN FRESHMAN WOMENCHANNING CLUB TO HOLD ELECTIONPLAYS ON FRIDAY OF CLUB OFFICERSNoiseless Explosions Cause UndueGrief to Embryo Scientists in Kentby DAVID C. LEVINEh( 11 a tank of liquid ammoniaMibKlcs, it does so with remarkable11 rii (• and quietude—but it alsoaway from there with greatI hat, in fact, is exactly what■•'Pl'i ncd in Kent laboratory the^^^31 (lay; a tank of ammonia kept^ ' be second floor suddenly startedto >00 the world, the immediate^ ^ till being that a sizeable portion‘ nt became temporarily unin-btiintablo.'■'‘""onia being what it is, andth( ^ chemists) being whatlilt surprising‘I ' lero wa.s consideralvle hurry-J :iway f,om place—but it' only hurrying, mind you, and inir.'irt panic. Part went up and"ent down—people, not gas. Tho.se who went down passed out ofthe building and hence out of thisstory: the others took refuge on thethird floor, in the qualitative analy¬sis lab.Now, it is evident that only chem-i.sts would go into the qualitative labto escape a bad smell, because thecase is one of jumping into the fire(i. e., many, many bad smells) toget out of the frying pan (one badsmell). However, the facts are thata burly young gentleman, tearsstreaming down his face in the usualammonia manner, led the field intothe lab and sobbed forth the dreadnews. One or two weaklings dash¬ed for the fire escape, but the othersheld their ground.“Huh!” .snorted one hero, “what’s(Continued on page 4) Student members of the Channingclub, a Unitarian organization, willpresent two plays “The Valiant”and “The Twelve Pound Look” Fri¬day and Saturday at 8:30 in theUnitarian Parish house, 1174 E.57th street. An admission Tee offifty cents will be charged for theperformance, but following theplays, visitors will be admitted freeto a dance and reception given Inhonor of the actors.Cast for the first play, “Tbe Vali¬ant” consists of Joseph Barthe, PauiDavis, Aron Gilmartin, Victor Si-verts, Robert Storer and CeceliaWolf. Mark Fred, George Manii,Doris Modry, and Jean Rhys com¬prise the cast of the second play“The Twelve' Pound' Look’’.“Pagan and Urban”, a lecture byProfessor Fred B. Millett, facultyadvisor of the Channing club, willbe given on Sunday at 4:30 as anadditional feature presented by theorganization this week-end. Election of the Freshman Wom-|eii’s club chairman will be held to- !day in Ida Noyes hall from 9 to 3. jAll'women who entered the Unlvei*-sitv in the Freshman class this year, \,, , Iare eligible to vote. The three can- |didates nominated by the Fre.snman jWomen’s council are: Grace Grav¬er, Helen Hiett, and Gertrude Law- ,ton, who were chosen foh candidacy |on the basis of activities and workthey have accomplished this quartei.Any additional candidate will be re¬quired to present a petition Withthe signatures of twenty-five class¬mates. according to the rule by the |Undergraduate council regarding allcampus elections. The Hare system 'is to be used in counting all votes.Previous to this year, six candi- ;dates have been nominated, •«« the |council believed this course unnec- ,e.ssary. Mary Voehl, temporary ■chairman and sponsor of the club,urges all Freshman women to par¬ticipate in the election today.Friday afternoon the all-TTnlver-(Continued on paee 4") Enos Troyer, Beta Theta Pi,has been elected to a Senior posi¬tion on the Undergraduate coun¬cil to fill the vacancy left by Rob¬ert McCarthy, who has resignedhis post as member and presidentof the council. Th^ election washeld at a meeting of the councilyesterday afternoon in Ida Noyeshall.Fred Channer, the other Seniorclass representative on the coun¬cil, and Enos Troyer will be can¬didates in an election to select anew president, to be held nextWednesday afternoon. At thattime the leaders and businessmanager of the ^Washington promwill also be selected.Wright Hopes toResuscitate LostGuinea-pig ToeBY RUBE S. FRODIN, JR.Among the little-heralded scien¬tists who are working constantly toresuscitate characteristics of livinganimals which were apparently ob¬literated in the struggle for exist¬ence millions of years ago is SewallWright, professor of zoology at theUniversity. Professor Wright, whoseexperiments are carried on in theWhitman Laboratory, hopes to bringabout a normal strain of guinea-pigs which have twenty toes, insteadof fourteen, sixteen or eighteen. Hehas already bred a nineteen-toeanimal.Guinea-pigs, like all other animalsof the genus, typically lack big andlittle toes on the hind feet andthumbs on the fore feet. The ap¬pearance of little toes is relativelycommon, however, in the usual runof abnormal stock. Prof. Wrightsaid. A stock perfected by Profes¬sor W. E. Castle of Harvai-d in 1905has perfect little toes, but no thumbsor big toes.Professor Wright began his ex¬periments using Cas*tle’s stock as aba.sis for development of new types.By using a number of independentpure breeds and crossing them with !Castle’s stock a number of irregular-1ities in the numbei's of toes on dif- iferent animals was noted, but the 'single recessive characteristic of the :little toe was found to be a falsenotion.By cautious breeding with stocks |a.side from Castle’s Wright was able ito breed a stock in which a male ;appeared with thumbs and little toes j(eighteen to.es in all). Among hisdescendants, the number of toes de¬pends on a single dominant factor,although somewhat irregular in ex¬pression. When the.se eighteen-toedpigs were crossed with Castle’s lit¬tle-toed pigs they were successful inrestoring one big toe in the secondgeneration, making a total of nine¬teen toes on these animals. BERTHA L. OCHSNER,DANSEISE, AaRESSWILL COACH BALLETSFOR MIRROR SHOWDirector to Add TouchOf Professional toAnnual RevueHAS STUDIED ABROADI Specialty try-outs for Mirror willbe he/d Tuesday and Wednesday at: 3:30 in the Tower room. Singing,; dancing, instrumental, or novelty' numbers are desired. Any Univer¬sity woman is eligible to try-out atthis time.Selection of Miss Bertha Ochsner,danseuse and actress, as director ofall chorus numbers for the 1932 Mir¬ror show insures the achievement of“a revue possessing the ultimate insmart, scintillating dance numbers,”according to the Mirror board whichannounced the appointment yester¬day.Was Child ActressMiss Ochsner has participated inplay tiding since she was a child oftwo. While attending the Univer¬sity of Wisconsin she was under thesupervision of Miss Margaret Doub¬ler, and after graduation from therein 1923, played a year in stock atthe old Wellington Theatre in OakPark. A number of dance concertsfollowed, with her Chicago solo de-l)ut occurring at the Goodman thea¬tre in 1926. During the next threeyears she was connected with theChildren’s Theatre at the Goodmanas director of dances for the Satur¬day afternoon performances.A foreigrn tour of the principlecities in Europe and England in¬cluded Munich, Salzburg, Vienna,and Budapest. An intensive periodof training followed in Lausanne,Switzerland, and in Geneva, the lat¬ter under the tutelage of the inter¬nationally known dance-master,Jacques Dalcroze. Miss Ochsner thenattended some of the most famousschools of the dance - in Germany,among them that of Mary Wickmanwhose American debut last year cre¬ated a furor.Enjoyt College WorkMiss Ochsner has always beenequally interested in acting ^anddancing, and for that reason aloneshe considers Mirror, which com¬bines both, “ideal.” Her forms andtechniques, essentially her own cre¬ation, have gained attention through¬out the country. She is familiarwith college productions not onlyfrom her experience as a student atthe University of Wisconsin, buthas coached such presentations asthe annual May Day pageant of1927 at Ohio State University, andi.s thus entirely at home in this field.Specialty try-outs are scheduledfor Tuesday and Wednesday at 3:30in the Tow'er room.Ivory Soap Issue of Phoenix, OutWednesday, to Show Effeas of MergerA pre-view of the DecemberPhoenix, which wifi be on sale Wed¬nesday, proves that the recentPhoenix-La Critique merger has re¬sulted in a complete white-washingof the comic monthly, reducing itscrimson patches to a faint pink. “Weare clean” was a statement by OrinTovrov, editor-in-chief of the Phoe¬nix, and as proof for his statementthis issue of the Phoenix will beentitled the “Ivory Soap Number”.Repetition of Phoenix featureswill be seen in the third installmentof “The Attitudes of MeredithWeeks”, a story of a campus celeb¬rity. This month’s chapter of thestory will be written by CharlesNewton in place of Orin Tovrov.“Soph Puffs to a Freshman” by MiltOlin; “The Value of an Fdunjitinn (in verse)” by Joseph Zoline; afraternity page satirizing Phi KappaPsi characteristics; “The ArmchairClinic” by Doctors Allen and Peter¬son, and “The Shadow’s Letter” byWho-Knows—all will be includedas the magazine’s usual repertoire.A new column written by JeromeJontry titled “Jeri'y Jontry’s Jot¬tings” will be also found in the is¬sue.Influence of the more austere LaCritique style is manifested in sucharticles as “A Bedtime Story for theDiplomats of Geneva 1932” by Pro¬fessor T. V. Smith, of the Philo.*^-ophy department; and in “MadonnaEletta”, a short story patterned ona novel of .Anatole France, by LouisCinabro. Jack Jones of the Dill(CoBtinued ub page 4)cia*. *(; r11-i /\Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 10, 1931iatlg iMarnnnFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THEUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday,during the Autumn. Winter and Spring quarters by The DailyMaroon Comi>any. 5831 University Ave. Subscription rates $3,00per year: by mail, $1.50 per year extra. Single copies, flve-centseach.No responsibility is assumed by the University of Chicago forany statements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered a.s second class matter March 18, 1903, at the postoffice at Chicago. Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paiter.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationLO'JIS N. RIDENOUR, JR., Editor-in-ChiefMERWIN S. ROSENBERG, Business ManagerMARGARET EGAN, Senior EditorJANE KESNER, Senior EditorHERBERT H. JOSEPH, Jr., Sports EditorASSOCIATE EDITORSDOROTHY A. BXRCKMANMAXINE CREVISIONRUBE S. FRODIN. JR.BION B. HOWARDINGRED K. PETERSENJ. BAYARD POOLEJAMES F. SIMONWARREN E. THOMPSONSLEANOR E. WILSON BUSINESS ASSOCIATESJOHN D. CLANCY, JR.EDGAR L. GOLDSMITHSOPHOMORE ASSISTANTSWALTER MONTGOMERYVINCENT NEWMANEDWARD SCHALLERRICHARD J. YOUNGSOPHOMORE EDITORSJANE BIESENTHALMELVIN GOLDMANWILLIAM GOODSTEINEDWARD NICHOLSONTASULA PETRAKISROSEMARY VOLKMARGARET MULLIGAN HOBART GUNNINGBETTY' HANSENROBERT HERZOGDAVID LEVINEEUGENE PATRICKWILLIAM WAKEFIELDJANE WEBERNight Editor: J. Bayard PooleAssistants: Herzog and Nicholson physical betterment of a few men interested insports; they have become, with the advent of themass-production spirit, enormous mushroom-likeTjrowths costing tremendous sums of money yearlyand supported by admission fees to contests par¬ticipated in by men who are called “amateurs”,and are presumably playing the game for the funof it.In the good old days when everything offeredfor sale found a purchaser, staggering amounts ofmoney were taken in during the course of a foot¬ball season. This money, of course, had to bespent, and went into the development of stadia,gymnasia, and the securing oF highly-paid andover-staffed coaching bureaus. Ideally, it washoped to supply “athletics for all”, and the ef¬forts of a squad of perhaps eighty men, none ofwhom received any personal benefit, provided thefunds for the support of the immense athleticplant.The deflation which astute critics have observedelsewhere has begun to strike athletic depart¬ments. and coaches have been the hrst to suf¬fer. A super-team is required these days to pro¬duce respectable gate receipts, and not all institu¬tions, and fewer coaches, are able to producesuper-teams. Conditions will be unsettled for atime, and at some future date we expect to seemushroomed athletic departments dwindle tosomewhat their normal size, and coaches take theirplace in the ranks of other unsung but uncriticized,modestly-paid but rarely-fired academicians.— QUERY WHAT TO DOIF PRESIDENT A DAYL. N. R., Jr.Thursday, December 10, 1931RANDOM RUMINATIONS ONFOOTBALL COACHESThis is a pleasant season of the year, filled withhappy anticipation of holiday joys, for almostall classes but two; viz., the unemployed and foot¬ball coaches. The plight of the unemployed hasbeen treated exhaustively elswhere; it might, how¬ever, be of some value to consider briefly herethe present status of most college football men¬tors. iiii;iiiiii:iiiijiui:ii!iiuiiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiii)iiiiiiiiiiiw!iiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiiUMiuuiiuiii:iiiiiuiuiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:n!iiiiiiiiiiiimiiHniuniitiiu(uuiiiiiiiirfiThe Travelling BazaarBY FRANK HARDINGWe have heard less frequently this year thanwe did last, the cry that coaches are overpaid;that part of the current “overemphasis” of thegreat American college game consisted in the fab¬ulous salaries paid successful coaches—salariesfabulous, of course, only in comparison with themodest stipend received by professors, associateprofessors, and other unimportant academic in- jdividuals. As a matter of fact, it has always beenour opinion that in view of the shaky tenure of of¬fice enjoyed by most football coaches, the salarythey receive is none too large.Echoes of the 1931 football season are still re¬sounding about meeting-rooms of various boardsof regents, boards of trustees, and the like. A de¬termined move seems to be afoot to oust GlennThistlethwaite at the University of Wisconsin;Ciisler has been retired to the post of athletic di¬rector at Minnesota, and Bernie Bierman calledin to fill his shoes as head football coach; rumorhas it that wolves are howling at the door of BobZuppke, veteran lllini coach, as at that of Ingwer-son of Iowa.The wolves in question are largely composed ofalumni and—as the Daily Cardinal claims with re¬gard to the Wisconsin situation—local merchantswho reap tangible and undeniable benefits whenthe University in their vicinity produces a winningand hence a stadium-filling team. The class whichshould, ideally, be consulted first with regard to achange of coaches—the football squad itself—isnever consulted in the matter at all. The opinionof the student body concerning a coach who hashad poor luck for a season or two is very rarelyindeed a vindictive or as frequently vocal as thatof the class of ’02 or the Whozis Business Men’sAssociation.Of course, the greatest woe of a coach is thathis reputation depends on himself far less than itdoes on the activities of eleven other men. He can¬not play the game himself; and when his teamruns out on the field at two o’clock of a clear, coldafternoon, a coach is bound to have an anxiousfew minutes. This is true of all coaches in allgames, but the comparative obscurity of othercollege sports than football makes the berth of atrack or swimming coach, for example, likely tobe a pretty permanent one.And the woes to which a coach is naturally heirare merely amplified and made to seem more im¬mediately important by the publicity and ballyhoowhich attends his every move. Athletic depart¬ments have practically ceased to be rather in¬formal affairs dedicated to the entertainment and Yesterday we sent one of our enterprisingsophomore reporters out to interview CoachVorres. The reporter returned about an hourafter his time was up to face an irate sportseditor. This is what he had to say:“Yes sir. Coach Vorres is all right! In fact,he’s a great guy! You know. 1 went aroundto the west stands a while ago and in one ofthe handball courts 1 found him and anotherguy, named Blair or something, socking golfballs against a canvas pad. Well, as soon as1 came in I saw that they weren’t doing itright. Coach Vorres was having a lot oftrouble because he was hitting in back of theball, and Mr. Blair wasn’t shifting his weightproperly. I gave them some advice for awhile and pretty soon Mr. Blair went away.Then Coach Vorres hit a few and 1 saw hewasn’t swinging back correctly. 1 hit a fewto show him how, and he socked some, andthen I hit some more. We sure had a finetime. And when 1 left he was swinging alot better, too.”“That’s all very interesting,” said astrangely perturbed sports editor, “but howabout the story?”“HecTc,” said the reporter, “I forgot allabout that."Professor and Mrs. Fay-Cooper Cole havebeen wont to spend a good deal of their timeamong primitive people, studying their habitsand peculiarities. Mrs. Cole felt that she waslosing out by not being able to pass her in¬formation on as does her husband so shesolved the problem by compiling a book on,the primitives. She called the book “SavageGentlemen ” thus pleasing her husband ex¬cessively; all but in one respect. She dedi¬cated it to him!The Big conflab of baying professors hada record attendance with Messrs. WHder andMathews on the receiving end of the ribaldCarlson’s embarrassing questions. MargaretEgan deserves a lot of credit for the organiz-'ing of the meet, but still more for saving theday when an excessively tight cop wanderedinto the audience. The Cop plunked himselfnear the door and started talking to himselfand finally to all those around him. For amoment it looked as if the stage were about'to be rev/^r.'d from the front to the back, butMargaret solved the problem by grabbinghold of the noisy one and telling him thatthere was plenty much of trouble in the Rey¬nolds Club. I he cop avowed that he dotedon trouble and only had to be led to it,whereupon Margaret led him out and senthim on bis qii#»st Student Replies RangeFrom Sublime toRediculous(Continued from page 1) |University is the over-emphasis ofbriffk and stone, principally stone,”Rube Frodin said. ‘‘The tendencyhere, as at most other large univer¬sities throughout the country, is topay too much attention to buildingsand not enough to what goes in¬side. j“In the survey made five yearsago the University had five depart- iments which ranked first among uni-!versities all over the country, and a ^number of seconds. In a few of these ;outstanding departments things have jgone to seed. Several of them are |top heavy, and no particular atten¬tion is paid to undergraduate in-:struction. In one department in iparticular, which rated third, there !are twelve or fifteen hits, and asmany blank.«—and the undergradu- iates get all the blanks."“The general spirit around the University 'should be improved byhaving more all-University dances,class proms, hops, etc.,” BurtonYoung said. “Class officers shouldbe elected to give more unity to theclasses.” he continued. And, in con¬cluding, he claimed, as President, hewould encourage fraternities, rath¬er than put obstacles in their way,and would instruct the athletic de¬partment to buy some good footballplayers.Some man who signed his nameas Eugene Zilch would introducemore and better beer to the under¬graduates. “I’d furnish each frater¬nity and dormitory (including thewomen’s! with two kegs of beerdaily, and put a little tag on eachone saying, ‘best wishes from thePresident’.”As President, Becky Haywardwould establish a system of ex¬change students between the Uni¬versity and European universities. she would build new dorms for thewomen in their present location, anda new house for herself and futureUniversity presidents, as she consia-ers the present official abode an eyesore. She would also improve thedean system by appointing better in¬formed persons to more efficientlyand adequately advise students.minor features she suggested thesale of cigarettes in the bookstore,and thought the coffee shop shouldremain open until 10:30 each even¬ing.HILL’S CAFETERIA63rd and Woodlawn Ave.Reliable any time for anyoccasion.General Price Reductionkeeping with the times.Del-Ores BeautySalonMr». Fr*d«rick E. HmvillPARISIAN CHIC.Approach your evenintc's social activitieswith the aasurance, poise and allure of thetrue Parisienne.No need to show- the fatiitue of busineascares or shoppintt hours. Come to our beauty-talon for revivifyinK. tonintr, akin and com¬plexion treatmenta - there will be a newsitarkle in your eyes—the kIow and charmof youth will be yours delicate, delightful.Tuesday. Friday and. Saturdayy A. M. ta 9 P. .\l.5656 Kenwood AvenueTelephone Dorchester 1975 (HAVAlTEVENflBROl19-55 N. Suu St., . CHKAGOA Corduroy“Mess Jacket”Cavalier as you please andever so dashing for campusor sports—it has the button-ed-up. abbreviated kind ofsmartness that a college girladores!Red, broivn, green$12.50SPORTS SHOPThird FloorWhat?You Didn't Know ThatYou Can HaveA Swell Evening Dinnerfor50cSuch a completely delightful mealis not what you would ordinarilyexpect at 50 cents. Mr. Driesen issure that once you have tasted itat the Maid-Rite, it won't benecessary to tell you any moreabout it.You start out with a soup thattastes just right as it warms youup. And then a delicious salad.Then you select one of the fouror five tempting meat courses,and devour it with absolute satis¬faction along with potatoes fixedto your liking, and a vegetable. fresh and tender. To top off theperfect feast, you try some trulygood dessert offed by the Maid-Rite chef. If you drink coffee, thencoffee; if not, then some otherbeverage completes the processthat makes you a positivelypleased individual.From 5 to 8 is the time that youmay seat yourself comfortably ata table in the Maid-Rite Grill, andhave placed before you a mealyou like at a price you like.Sounds pretty good, doesn't it?The Maid-Rite Grill1309 East 57th StreetTHE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 10, 1931 Page llirecbargain in typingFxptrt Professional Work for 13c aDouble Spaced Page.WORK day or nightMULLEN TYPING SERVICE1J2* F. STth St. D«teh«*ur M»*FIRSTanniversaryWEEK10% Discount onall PurchasesBUNNY FROCKS1331 E. 55th St.movie guideTI\OLI Rich Man’s Folly: Geo. BancroftTOW KK-Culain Love Sung; Lui>e Velei.I.Hurence Tibbetts; The Mad Genius:John Barrjr«ore.M A KY L.KND — Monkey Business: FourMar\ Bri«. : Homicide Squad: LeoCsrillo.AFTER the movi^ evitable finalsandwich at the in¬steakTHE ELLIS TEA SHOP940 E. 63rcl St.^ forPARTIESandPARENTSKernember, always, that HotelsU indcrmerc are at your serviceas they have been for gener¬ations of Midway students,l-ons experience has made usadept at arranging Universitydances, luncheons, dinners andparties..And when Mother and Fathervisit you in Chicago, arrange tohave them stay convenientlyKere in a pleasant room orsuite, at a reasonable price.I^otels Hindermere^hicago56lh Street at Hyde Park Boulevardard B. James, ManagerFairfax 6000What aboutLa Critique?People have been askingI's about how it’s going toeffect the "old bird." He’llhe wiser now—and just ahit more intellectual, butnot too much.John R. Watson, thefamous psychologist hassome interesting things for—Bill Quinlan, now as¬sistant editor, becomes sageand the inimitable Tovrovgets serious. We’ll tell /ouFriday. All this for!3c. eS Sci 0 nTheGreindstaiidAthletebyHERBERT JOSEPH JR. ONLY ONE T MANBAa AS TRACKMENBEGIN HARD 9RILLSAnd now the temporary stands onStagg field are coming down again.Seems to us that the only way theyare wearing them out is by this semi¬annual up and down business. W'ethink they had somebody in the Eaststands once, but we’re not sure.We understand the I-M depart¬ment is seriously considering soccerfor Intramural competition. Allthey’re looking for is some peopleto play it. W’e’re no authorities onthe game, l>ut we suppose maybe itmight turn into something really allright. They fell us that the gamecan he played all winter if there isno snow on the ground.* * * * *Have you seen Adie Rund’s col¬lection of Athletic department men’swear. Guess maybe the departmenthas helped put many a worthy ladthrough college.* * « 4> «Did you hear about the big sport¬ing event being promoted in theAlpha Pelt fieldhouse? It seems thatBill Schuchardt (have a “ch”)makes a habit of inl^aling some¬where around ten glasses.(yes, ten!of pure, unadulterated milk duringa meal on occasion. It also seemsthat Len Visser believes that he isman enough to beat this all-timerecord.Acco'rdingly, today at 1 in thebasement of the Alpha Uelt man¬sion, the battle of several ages willhe staged. It’s purely a money mak¬ing scheme, as far as we can makeout. The admission i.s 5 cents a per¬son. The gate receipts will he di¬vided thusly: 35 per cent to the win¬ner, 15 per cent to the loser, 20 percent to the promotor, Marshall New¬man, a lad who seemingly learnedhow to make money at Dartmouth,5 per cent to gatekeeper. Bill Cas-sels, and 5 per cent to the referee,Louis N. Ridenour (Junior or II, asyou wish).The man who guzzles the most Despite the loss of Dale Letts,Larry Brainard, Bud East, WalterHerrick, A1 Kelly and Bert Nelsonthrough graduation since last June,Coach Ned Merriam expects to buildup a better track team than lastyear for the indoor season, whichbegins about the end of January.Ramsay and Wallace are the onlyexperienced dashmen on the squad,hut there are three sophomores—F'rank Moore, Lane and Brooks—and one transfer student—Calkins—who have shown up well in theirfirst year at Chicago. jIn the hurdles, Roy Black, the ionly “C” man on the squad, and Ted iHaydon, a promising junior, will de- jfend their laurels against Tressler, iHoltsberg, Patterson, and Brooks,all sophomores. ' ‘Jerry Jontry will be the most de- ipendable quarter-miler, with Cam¬eron, if he becomes eligible, Ted :Haydon, Boh Wallace and A1 Sum- jmers pushing him for first position, iRowland Kelly, a member of the Icross country squad, and Purlis,who is ineligible, may also compete |in this event.Lowrie, a veteran distance man, ;and Waldenfels, a junior, are the !outstanding candidates in the half 'mile. John Moore, Kelly, and Wil- jliam Van Santen, who were mem- jhers of the cross country team, and iPatterson, Nicholson and Espen- Ishade, sophomores who had promis¬ing records as freshmen last year,are also training for the 880.In the mile, Jim Simon, GeraldJohnson and Louis Groebe, all mem¬bers of the hill-and-dale squad, willcompete. Maurice Kaden, who ranlast year in the two-mile will be sup¬ported by Seymour Goldberg, DavidLevine and Harris if he becomes' eligible.Toigo and Beinarauskas are themost experienced men in the shot-Inourishment in half an hour will be j, declared winner of the title of ij World’s Biggest Something-or-Other.I We’d hate to say exactly what. Thepublicity is not paid for; purely[ complimentary.When you come to thegift question, may we sug¬gest the very practical andeconomical solution of visit¬ing either of our shopswhere you will find in broaddisplay a large number ofitems pertaining to men'sapparel. Complete stocksmake your selections veryeasy. Don’t forget Dad,Brother, or the good oldRoommate—Winter’s1357 E. 5Sth St.Near Kenwood 1005 £. Gist St.Opp. Dorms Receive Entries ofTwenty Teams forCage TournamentTwfi'ty leanis have already ac¬cepted invitations to compete in theUniversity’s Fourteenth Annual Bas¬ketball tournament the week of De¬cember 28 to January 2 in the newfield house. Altogether a total ofthirty-two teams will participate inthe tournament.Those teams that have already ac¬cepted invitations include: LakeView, Dundee, Marshall, Proviso,Bloom, Evanston, Crane, Thornton,New Trier, Senn, York, Parker,Lindb^on^, Tilden, Normial, Engl*;-wood. Calumet, Morgan Park, Hins¬dale, and Riverside.Only selected teams from the stateof Illinois are being invited to par¬ticipate in the tourney. All the highschools must be members of the Il¬linois State Athletic association.Lindhlom high school was thewinner of last year’s Christmas tour¬nament, white Bowen was runnerup.Tilden and Morgan Park finishedthird and fourth respectively. Onlyone team is allowed to enter thetournament from a school, and sincemost of the participating schoolshave both lightweight and heavy¬weight teams, they must be consol¬idated to form one team.Team trophies of full size silverbasketballs will be awarded the win¬ner and runnerup. Ten individualgold basketball charms go to themembers of the winning team, whilethe second place team receives thesame number of silver charms.put, hut Schnur, Tuttle and Gold¬smith may develop before competi¬tion begins. Grimes and Clancy willdo most of the high-jumping for theMaroons.Don Birney will compete again inthe pole vault, perhaps assisted byRoberts. Roy Black and Brooks areentered in the broad jump. DEKESQUAUFYSIXFOR HNALS OF I-MCARNIVAL TONIGHTDelta Kappa Epsilon leads all or¬ganizations with six men qualifiedfor the finals in the annual Intra-, mural swimming carnival which will. begin at 7:30 tonight in the nata-torium of Bartett gymnasium whenthe first men in the organization re¬lay teams await the starter’s gun.I The general public is invited to wit-! ness the events, several exhibitions,i outstanding of which are an exhibi-; tion of spectacular diving and an! alumni-varsity water polo game,having been arranged for the bene-! fit of the spectators.The finals will be run off in thefollowing order, each race beingstarted immediately upon the finishof the preceding event, and the racein the Upperclass division over eachdistance directly following theFreshman race:Intramural relays, 60 yard breaststroke, Exhibition of dTving by Johnand James Marron, 40 yard freestyle, Intramural fancy diving, 100yard free style, 60 yard back stroke.Red Cross canoe demonstration, 160yard free style, Invitational Highschool relay, and Water polo game.Finjalists in the 160 yard freestyle, 60 yard breast stroke, andfancy diving were decided yesterdayin the second day of preliminaries.' 7n the 160 yard event. Smith, DKE,I Eldred, Phi Delts, and Lewy, Tau; Delts qualified in the Freshman di-1 vision without swimming because ofj the sparsity of entries, Carr, Delta' Upsilon, Barnett, Phi Sigma Delta,i Helland, Ramblers, Richardson, Psij U, and Livingston, Barbarians, wontheir way into the finals of the Up¬perclass section.CHRISTMASIsn *t Christmas WithoutMUSICWITHIN a ten minutes’ walk from the campusis the store of "everything known in mus¬ic.” Lyon & Healy’s. For many Christmases ithas furnished quality musical instruments tohomes and schools. Stop in after classes andchoose a musical gift.recordsACCORDIONSSmall Upright PianosSAXOPHONESMIDGET RADIOS console• Small Down Paymentand in the balance in monthly sums.LYON & HEALYIn Woodlawn:870 East 63rd StreetOPEN EVENINGS Feel free to browse as ourguest among the scores ofbook shelves, loaded as theyare with interesting fiction,biography, travel and juven¬ile. 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Historyof British Civilization 2 vol.$12.00—Reduced to .... 6.00Moore, Hail and Farewell 2vol. $7.50—Reduced to.. 3.50Raynall, French Painters$7.50—Reduced to 3.50Adam’s Cycle of Letters2 vol. $10.00—Reduced to 2.50DOLLAR BOOKS300 TITLES OF BOOKS FOR¬MERLY SELLING FROM$2.50 to $5.00Andrews, Across MongolianPlainsSandburg, Ahramham LincolnStrachey, Queen VictoriaLippman, Preface to MoralsDeKruif, Hunger FightersOxford DictionaryDumas, Three MusketeersTolstoi, War and PeaceOmnibus of CrimeBridge of San Luis ReyFi’ance, ThaisWoodworth^in lok Store1311 E. 57th St.(Near Kimbark Ave.)Phone Hyde Park 1690OPEN EVENINGSPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 10, 1931NEWS OF BIG TEN SCHOOLS FRESHMEN WOMEN TOHOLD CLUB ELECTIONOF OFFICERS TODAYIT’S TOO COLD TO GET UP!Is tha? the way you feel on these cold morn¬ings? Is your room so chilly that you just can’tmake yourself leave your warm bed, eighto'clock class or no eight o'clock class? If itis, then why not make a change? Get a roomthat is warm—such a room may easily be foundby looking in The Trading Post.FOR SALECHEVROLET 1931 Deluxe Sedan— Maroon. Six wire wheels. Sidemounts. Upholstery never beenused. Seat and upholstery covers.Spotlight. Very large Kari-keenunfolding trunk. Not one scratch.$450. IThiversity Garage, 1126 E.63rd Street.XMAS GIFTS for sale. Handcarved tables: ivory, ebony androsewood elephants from India. V.M. Samuel. 5767 University Ave.F'airfax 5931.FOR SALE —TWO CORONAtypewriters. $12 and $20. Send re¬plies to Box 0, Daily Maroon, Fac¬ulty Exchange,LOSTLOST—A wallet, somewhere on67th between Woodlawn and Uni¬versity or on University between57th and 58th about 3 o’clock Sun.Morn. Contained around $10, tick¬ets, tuition receipt. FMnder notifyDaily Maron. Reward.TO RENTTO RENT—Beaut. 2 rm. kit¬chenette apts. Furnished and un-fornished: Light and gas free. FVig-idaire. 5518 Ellis Ave. See Janitor.OPPORTUNITY to share beau¬tiful furnished six-room apart¬ment. Near 1. C. & University withyoung man whose family is leav¬ing for Cal. during Winter. Mustbe select company with highest ref.H. P. 4786 or care THE DAILYMAROON.TYPING—Have a Univ. Grad,do your typing. Neat, accurate,reasonable. Butterfield 2136. MARRIED WOMAN working onPh. D wishes to care for home ofProf, out of residence Winter Qt.Box O. Fac. Ex.TUTORING — Sciences. Mathe¬matics. Preparation for exams;term papers. Phone H. P. .5057.WANTED TO RENT—HeatedGarage nr. campus. Call bet. 12«nd 1. Mid. 0800, Local 61. MissEisemann.EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIESWANTED—Girls living in dorm¬itory to represent Loop dep’t store.Commission on sales. Miss Robin¬son.WANTED—2 girls taking Kin¬dergarten-Primary work to assist Inday nursery for 2 or 3 hrs. severaltimes a week. Miss Robinson.W.^NTED—Girl to wait on tablein neighborhood Tea Room fordinner and tips. Hrs. 6:30-8:00.Miss Robinson.WANTED—Girl to do 4 hrs. typ¬ing daily in S. Side Hospital. Workmay be done any time before 6P.M. in exchange for board androom in nurse’s residence. MissRobinson.WANTED—Students to work formeals in Hotel near campus. Mustbe willing to rent room in hotel.Reasonable rates. Mr. Kennan.W'ANTED—Fraternity men tosell men’s clothing at wholesaleprices for prominent Chicago mfg.concern. Mr. Kennan.WANTED — Girl to representSouth Side Hotel on Campus in ex¬change for 3 meals a day. MissRobinson.WANTED—Student interested inearning a free trip to Europe byacting as representative to CollegeTravel Club. Mr. Kennan.TODAYon theQUADRANGLESThe Daily MaroonNight editor for the next Issue:Rube S. Frodin. Assistants: EugenePatrick and David C. Levine.Undergraduate OrganizationsThe Dramatic Association presentsa public lecture: “The History ofthe Peruke,” by Mrs. Minna Schmidt.4, in the Reynolds theatre.The Debating Union meets at7:30 in Harper Mil. “The SocialInfluence of the Radical Agitatoras Opposed to that of the AcademicEducator.” Dr. Ben Reitman.Y. W. C. A. luncheon, 11:30 to1:30, in the Y. W. room and Suuthlounge.> Official NoticesRegistration: 8:30 to 11:45, stu¬dents whose last names begin withB, C, M.1:30 to 4:15, students whose lastnames begin with E, K, Q, U, V, W.The following classes are closedfor the Winter quarter: English101, sections b, c, d, e, g, I.. Eng¬lish 116, 130a and 131a. French102b, d. French 105 a, c. German102b, c, e. Physics 112a, b, c, d.AthleticsFinals of the Intramural swim¬ming meet, at 7:30 in Bartlett gym.Music and Religious ServicesDivinity chapel: “Qualificationsfor Religious Leadership. III. Disln-teredness.” Associate ProfessorCharles Holman. 12, in Joseph Bondchapel.Afternoon organ music, at 5 in the ' University chapel. Porter Heapsplays Bonnet’s “Reverie”; Jepson’s“Pantomime”; and Guilmant’s “FirstSonata.”Departmental ClubsSurgery seminar, at 8 A. M. inBillings S. 437. “The Effect ofBronchial Stenosis on Pulmonary In¬fection.” Dr. W. E. Adams and Dr.A . S. Vorwald.Le Cercle Francais: "Causerle.”Mr. F. Liotard. 4:30, in the Frenchhouse.The Physics club meets at 4:30in Eckhart 209. “Some Recent Ex¬periments in Cosmic Rays.” Profes¬sor Arthur Compton.The Theology club: “The Revoltagainst P.sychologism in Religion.”Dr. R. J. Hutcheon, Meadville ftie-ological school. 7:30, in Swift CtAs-mon room.The Socialist club: “Unemploy¬ment Relief in Chicago.” Dr. Ben¬jamin M. Squires, Chairman, Advis¬ory Board, Illinois Free EmploymentOffices. 7:45, in the Graduate Club¬house.Mitcellaneou*The Dames club bridge groupmeets at 2 in the South receptionroom, Ida Noyes hall. Lafayette, Ind. Nov. 30.—Morethan 400 coeds, 60 per cent of the fe¬male population of Purdue Univer¬sity, met this week at the annual ac¬tivity banquet in the Union Build- ]ing. The purpose of the banquet Iwas to acquaint freshmen with op¬portunities for co-eds in extra-curri- icular work on the campus, and toassociate them with present co-ed Istudent leaders. ITalks were given by the Dean of •Women and by senior co-eds who !head prominent activities on the cam¬pus.Minneapolis, Minn., Nov. 30.—Agi¬tation to name the University ofMinnesota field house in honor of thelate Dr. H. L. Williams, grand oldman of Minnesota football, began last week at the suggestion of The Min¬nesota Daily..Administrative heads, including H.0. Crisler, athletic director, joinedwith faculty members and studentsin backing the suggestion.Approval voiced by various admin¬istrative heads of the University willbe forwarded to the board of regentsfor formal consideration at its nextmeeting.Dr. Williams, affectionately knownas “Doc” to thousands of students anoalumni, died June 14 in MinneapolisHe left the University in 1921 afterserving it for more than 20 years.Dr. Wiilliams became famous asthe creator of “The MinnesotaShift”, the play that four timesbrought the conference title to theUniversity. (Continued from page 1)sity mixer will be sponsored by theFreshman men and women's coun¬cils. Jack De Brocker’s Hve-pieceorchestra has again been secured toplay the program of dances from3:30 till 5:30 in Ida Noyes theatre.Coffee and doughnuts, priced at fivecents, may be secured in the Wickerroom across from the theatre. Christmas PhoenixAppears Wednesday(Continued from page 1)Pickle club lends novel atmosphereJ to the issue with-'tiis “Comments on' This University”. William Quinlan,assistant editor of the Phoenix, haswritten a poem for the publicationon “The ColTee Shop” that differsin tone from the Coffee Shop dittythat was featured in the Novemberissue of the Phoenix.Explosion CausesGrief in Kent(Continued from page 1)a little ammonia? 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