KfUEF COHMinEEWILL REACH GOALOF $1,000 IF ALLpledges are paidCampus Events IncreaseStudent FundBy $400drive closes dec. 15If all pledges to the Student Re¬lief Fund are paid, the 11,000 goalwill be reached and the drive suc¬cessfully concluded.This announcement was made byKenneth Mulligan, co-chairman ofthe drive which for three weeks hasendeavored to raise funds for reliefwork among students of the campus.The dance held in Judson courtbrought in $158. The concert byTed Weems’ band and the showingof “Life on the Quadrangles,” soundmovie, added $293.60 to the fund.Miscellaneous contributions to datehave amounted to $13.28, while res¬idents in Burton court have sent acheck for $22.00.$500 PledfadThe.se figures, totalling $486.88,represent the cash on hand in theFund treasury. An anticipated in¬come is estimated as follows. Fra¬ternity pledges, $240; club pledges,$2r)0; pledges by individual studentsin the residence halls and dormi¬tories, $130; and income from thesymposium to be held Tuesday eve¬ning. $200. Expenses have totalledabout $100..411 pledges are due on December15; a committee directed by RobertBalsley is now making some collec¬tions. and will endeavor to termin¬ate the drive by December 15. Whenstudents have turned over all moneyrepresented by pledge cards now inthe hands of this committee, the netproceeds of the drive will haveamounted to close to eleven hundreddollars.Yesterday afternoon, a check for$250.00 was given to the Board ofVocational Guidance and Placementby the Relief Fund committee. Inaccordance with the initial plan,$500 of the Fund will be used byJohn Kennan, placement counsellor,to employ student contact men whowill seek out positions for students.The remainder of the Fund will beused for emergency relief amon>fmembers of the student body. The Apple SellerDiscusses Students“The apple vending business isgood at this University,” saysRowell Barrow, the present campusrepresentative of the apple industry,who is earning $4 to $5 a day sell¬ing fruit while he formulates opin¬ions about the people on campus.This is the first experience Mr.Batrow has ever had with Univer¬sity students. Previously, his wasthe common notion, gained frommovies, novels, and magazines—thatcollege students are a rude, overly-wealthy, inconsiderate, noisy, child-I ish lot.I However, a little actual experi¬ence on this campus changed hisI viewpoint entirely. Students, atj least on this campus, he says, arej among the most attractive and con-(Continued on page 2)Four AdvertisingExperts Speak toCommerce ClassesLEMON DISCUSSESSIGNIFICANCE OFPHYSICS museumHarvey B. Lemon, dean of the di¬vision of Physical Sciences, before ameeting of the Physics club yester¬day afternoon explained the partthat the new Physics museum playsin the educational plan of that di¬vision. The museum which is prac¬tically complete, is located in Bel-field hall.Hr Lemon inaugurated the ideaa museum in which automaticand self demonstrating models of^xpei iments could be exhibited totake the place of laboratory work inPhy.sics for the Physical Science di-''•sion. Stating that he felt thatstudents could not be given^ctual laboratory work, he also saidat he did not think it was possiblen give a course in physics without°nie actual observation of phen¬omena.^ The Rosenwald Industrial mu-^tim in Jackson park has furnishedexhibits, of which there\ e 95, and it is benefitting byaving. the models which will laterP aced in the Rosenwald museumactual tests to determine" public appeal.PuV.- topic was, “Theito Relation^’oursi^” Science General Next week the four sessions ofProf. Arthur F. Marquette’s coursein Uses of Advertising, will be turn¬ed over to guest speakers of na¬tional prominence in advertising.All C. & A. students and otherUniversity students as well are in¬vited to attend one or all of thesemeetings. Each speaker will discussthe advertising organization he rep¬resents, in terms of its relation tobusiness, and will give facts primar¬ily of use to the business executive.The first lecture will be givenTuesday, by Mr. William Boyd,Western Manager of the CurtisPublishing Company, publishers ofSaturday Evening Post, LadiesHome Journal, and Country Gentle¬man. Mr. Boyd’s topic will be“The National Magazine’s Advertis¬ing Department.”Chain BroadcastingOn Wednesday, Mr. E. C. Carl¬son, of the National BroadcastingCompany, Chicago Division, willspeak on “The National Broadcast¬ing Chain and its Advertising Or¬ganization.”The third speaker will be Mr.John Benson, President, AmericanAssociation of Advertising Agencies,who will discuss “The AdvertisingAgent and His Functions”, onThursday.The last of these special lectures^will take place on Friday when Mr.D. S. Schenk, General Outdoor Ad¬vertising Agency of New 4 orK,speaks on “The Outdoor Advertis¬ing Organization.”All of the lectures will be givenat 10 in Haskell 108.These lectures have been arrang¬ed by Professor Marquette as a partof his program to make courses inadvertising contain as much practi¬cal information for the student aspossible. Mr. Marquette is a new¬comer to the faculty of the C. & A.School. After a period of graduatework in the Harvard BusinessSchool, he came to Chicago with anational advertising agency. He re¬mained in this connection six and ahalf yeaf%, until this fall, when hewas appointed Assistant Professorof Advertising in the C. & A.School.Sponsor AcquaintanceDance Tuesday At 7The second of a series of “ac¬quaintance dances” which are beingsponsored by the University StudentSocial committee will be held Tues¬day from 7 to 8 in the South loungeof the Reynolds club.These dances will be continuedthroughout spring and winter quar¬ters. "The other events planned bythe committe include a Friday af¬ternoon mixer, a trip to tha Admin¬istrative buildings of the World’sFair of 1933, and an exhibition ofstudent art work. NBC TO BROADCASTRADIO ROUNDTABLE✓Inaugurate New Nation-wideProgram in JanuaryBeginning the first week in Jan¬uary the radio feature program“The Professors at the Roundtable,”will be broadcast over the NationalBroadcasting company network. Inconnection with this announcementit was made known that NBC wasconsidering the broadcast of severaleducational features, which are be¬ing planned by H. Allen Miller, Di¬rector of radio programs for theUniversity.Two probable programs to besent over the network, according toMr. Miller, are “Philosophers inHades,” which Professor T. V.Smith of the Philosophy departmentis inaugurating Sunday at 6 overWMAQ, and a class program of oneof the freshman courses in the Hu¬manities division. The later will begiven consideration beause of thenational interest in the new educa¬tional system introduced in the Uni¬versity last fall.“The Professors at the Round¬table,” was introduced to radio au¬diences last spring, was discontinuedduring the summer months, and re¬sumed in fall under the direction ofProfessors Percy Boynton and T. V.Smith. During the past few weeksit has been broadcast each Sundayafternoon at 5:30, with ProfessorsBoynton and Smith appearing onevery program, assisted by a thirdman who specialized in the problemdiscussed. A third permanent mem¬ber will be appointed to appear onthe program before the inauguralNBC broadcast. JUNIOR MEN SEEKBLACKFRIAR POSTSMove Manuscript DeadlineUp to January 4Applicants for positions as juniormanagers in Blackfriars must reportbetween 12 and 1:16 Tuesday orWednesday at the Blackfriar officeon the third floor of Mitchell tower,according to a statement issued yes¬terday by Chet Laing, abbot.All juniors are eligible to applyfor the junior manager positions.These positions include: businessmanager, company manager, pnolic-ity manager, and technical manager.All applicants will be interviewedand selected by a committee of thesenior officers of the order. Theyare: Chet Laing, abbot; Enos Troy-er, prior; Jack Test, hospitaller; andRobert Walsh, scribe.The deadline on manuscripts forthe 1932 production has been movedup to January 4. The manuscriptwill be selected early this year sothat work can be started soonEach junor manager will havefour sophomore managers under himto carry on the more detailed workof his department. Under the busi¬ness manager are sophomore man¬agers in charge of box office, pro¬gram advertising, and ticket sales.The other sophomore positions are:under publicity; high schools, news¬papers, posters, and radio; undercompany; cast, chorus, music, andushers; under technical-lights, scen¬ery, properties, and costumes.Men under consideration for di¬rectors of the production are: Don¬ald MacDonald III, Jerald Hanchett,Fran Steele, Murray Browne, andWilliam Bilchen.Comic Spirit Pervades Stage ofReynolds Club in Wilder PlaysBY JANE KESNERTwenty-three of the oddist ent¬ities ever dramatically conceived,last night tumbled from the pen ofThornton Wilder onto the stage ofthe Little Theatre for their premierbow in the theatrical world — andtwenty-three members of che Dram¬atic association simultaneou.sly madetheir debut in a new field of stagecraft into which they advanced tim¬idly at first, then with a growing im¬petuosity.Much has been said of the classicprofundity of Mr. Wilder, both inreference to his no'^el and d.'arnaform. Comparatively little has oeensaid of the rich humor which has al¬ways been obvious in his class roomconversations and personal chats. Itis a humor too deeply imbued to bedenied manifestation in art and thedramatic is its perfect medium.Whatever else they may have lacked,the Dramatic association saw andutilized tlie Wilder comedy to beau¬tiful effect.“The Happy Journey to Trentonand Camden” is, indeed, happy, asRobert Russell Wicks, dean of thePrinceton university chapel andspeaker at the University religiousservices Sunday morning, will arrivein Chicago tomorrow in order tospeak before a group of Freshmanmen at the home of Dean CharlesW. Gilkey tomorrow night.Seventy-five freshmen have re¬ceived invitations from Dean andMrs. Gilkey to meet Rev. Wicks onthis occasion. He will discuss theprogram of social service and re¬ligion being followed at Princetonuniversity which is an importantitem of the Freshman orientationprogram there.Commenting upon Rev. Wicks’visit to the campus this week-endand his third appearance as chapelspeaker. Dean Gilkey points out the they present it. Depicting the trav¬els of Ma, Pa, and the two littleKirby’s jaunting along in their im¬provised Chevrolet withou.'' sceneryor illusion of any material kind, theproduction is a perfect riot of fun.Hank Sulcer as the father whodrives the imaginary car with animaginary steering wheel along animaginary road achieves a splendidbit of pantomine, balanced by thedroll mother, played by Hester AnnThomas. Miss Thomas as Ma is ahappy bit of casting. She appreci¬ates the role to its fullest comiclimits. Sara Jane Leckrone andCharles Tyroler are her ardent“young uns.”Alice Stinnett, Marjorie Hamil¬ton, and Natalie Gordon are th*three “Queens of France” — andwith them France would well bequeened, comically speaking. Allthree give vivacious performances.“The Long Christmas Dinner”, th*most significant of the series, suf¬fers sadly from lack of staging fa¬cilities. Given on Mandel hall stage,(Continued from page 3)close relationships existing betweenPrinceton and the University withregard to their religious programs.The two chapels are almost identicalin structure, having cost about thesame amount and having beenerected at the same time by the twoleading architects of the period. Itis a strange coincidence that DeanGilkey and Dean Wicks, formerclassmates and intimate collegefriends, have been called to serve asdeans in these two very similar in¬stitutions.Rev. Wicks, according to DeanGilkey, preaches to more college stu¬dents during the year than any otherpastor in the country. At Princeton,chapel attendance is compulsoryone half the time—tb t is, duringthe sixteen Sundays x a semester,a student must atSna eight services.SEVENTY-FIVE FRESHMEN MEETWICKS AT GILKEYS’ TOMORROW I'oday Is DeadlineTo Get Cap & GownWhefTier or not a Cap and Gownwill be published for 1932, will bedetermined by the results of thesubscription campaign which endsthis afternoon. A checkup yester¬day disclosed that approximately350 advance deposits had been se¬cured and the fraternities and resi¬dence halls will be solicited today.The editors of the year book haveestimated that 700 subscriptionsmust be secured to finance the edit¬ing of an annual.The price of the Cap and Gownhas been reduced to $2.50 anddeposits of only $1.00 may bemade with the option of co'mpletingthe purchase before spring. Boothswill be open in Cobb and Mandelhalls from 9 until 3 where subscrip¬tions will be taken.Begin Box OfficeSale of Tickets forFrofessors at Bay’Tickets for “Professors at Bay,”a symposium featuring four mem¬bers of the University faculty, go onsale today at the box office in Man-del cloister between 11 and 3. Pric¬ed at twenty-five cents, they mayalso be secured from Senior women,who are sponsoring the syrhposiumunder the chairmanship of MargaretEgan.Professor Anton J. Carlson, rep¬resenting the point of view of thephysical scientist, will be the firstspeaker on the Mandel hall plat¬form Tuesday evening at 8. He willbe followed by Thornton Wilder,author and resident professor at theUniversity. The third speaker willbe Shailer Mathews, dean of theDivinity school and noted theolog¬ical writer. Professor T. V. Smith,philosopher, concludes the roster ofmen who will participate in the dis¬cussion. Each will attempt to sug¬gest the standards and convictionsthey have developed in meeting theproblems and crises of life.Canvass FraternitiesA committee of fraternity menwill sell tickets for the symposiumin all houses today and Monday. Thegroup is composed of LawrenceSchmidt, Charles Schmidt, WilliamCuster, Gilbert White, Enos Troyer,Bernard Wien, Sam Horwitz, Ed¬ward Shailer, Robert McCarthy,Scot Rexinger, John Mills, RoyBlack, and Chet Laing. Carter John¬ston is supervising the sale of tick¬ets in the residence halls.On Monday and Tueday the boxoffice will be open from 10 until 5.A booth outside of Cobb hall, an¬other in the Divinity school and onein the lobby of Ida Noyes hall willalso be operated Monday and Tues¬day for the convenience of studentsand faculty members desiring tick¬ets. They may also be secured atthe Daily Maroon office, the Uni¬versity bookstore, or Woodworth’sbookstore on Monday and Tuesdayof next week.Proceeds will be added to the Stu¬dent Relief Fund. This is the lastof three campus events which havebeen held in the past month in theinterests of the Relief Fund.Freshmen to SponsorAll-University DanceThe Freshman class is sponsoringanother all-University dance tomor¬row afternoon in the theatre of IdaNoyes hall. Dance music will be of¬fered by Jack Debroker, a memberof the Freshman class, and his or¬chestra. Refreshments of hot coffeeand home-made doughnuts will beserved.The committee in charge of ar¬rangements for the dance consistsof: Edith Pritchard, Bobbie Storms,Ardis Walter, John Barden, Chaun-(Contlnued on page 4) NOTABLES OF CITYSEE DEDianON OFORIENTAL IHUSEIMTOMORROW MORNINGDr. James H. BreastedHost at LuncheonFor GuestsHUTCHINS TO PRESIDEStudents may obtain invita¬tion cards admitting them tothe afternoon portion of theOriental Institute dedicationprogram by applying at HarperM 12.Tomorrow morning at 11, mem¬bers of foreign diplomatic corps,trustees of the University and of¬ficials of the Oriental Institute willparticipate in the formal dedicationand opening of the Institute’s newmuseum and administrative building.The ceremony will be followed bya luncheon at the Quadrangle clubat which Dr. James H. Breasted, di¬rector of the Oriental Institute, willbe host. Tomorrow afternoon, be¬tween the hours of 3 and 6, the In¬stitute building will be open for in¬spection to a limited number of vis¬itors and students who have cardsof invitation.Among the notable figures whowill attend the formal ceremony inthe morning are Mr. and Mrs. CyrusMcCormick, Jr., Mr. and Mrs.Charles B. Goodspeed, Mr. and Mrs.Clifford W. Barnes, Mrs. TiffanyBlake, Mr. and Mrs. William ScottBond, Mr. and Mrs. Rufus C. Dawes,Mr. and Mrs. Henry Field, Mr. andMrs. Bernard E. Sunny, Mr. andMrs. Charles H. Swift, and Mr. andMrs. Lorado Taft. President RobertMaynard Hutchins will preside atthe ceremony. The speakers willbe Dr. John H. Finley, associateeditor of the New York Times, Mr.Raymond D. Fosdick, representativeof the Rockefeller Foundation, andDr. James H. Breasted, Director ofthe Oriental’ Institute. The Egyptianminister to the United States, HisExcellency Sesostris SidaroussPasha, will attend.RESEARCH AIDEDWith the dedication of the newOriental Institute building, thislarge archaeological organizationnot only has adequate facilities forthe administration of its twelve for¬eign field expeditions, but also willbe able to carry forward on thecampus several unique research pro¬jects.One of these is known as theEgyptian Book of the Dead. TheOriental Institute is in possession ofa long, beautifully rolled manu¬script found by one of its expedi¬tions working in Egypt. Known asthe Book of the Dead, it is a col¬lection of the prayers, charms, andother rituals which were used as ameans for the salvation of the deadby these Egyptian peoples of manycenturies ago. The papyrus was un¬rolled by a Berlin preparator. Dr.Hugo Ibscher, and mounted betweenplates of glass. Members of the In¬stitute staff, working in their newlaboratories and photographic rooms,are now copying and preparing thestrange document for publication.On the third floor of the museumanother suite of rooms has been setaside to house the Assyrian Diction¬ary project. Dr. Edw’ard Chiera ofthe Institute’s staff has, since 1921,been compiling the first completeBabylonian-Assyrian dictionary thathas ever been attempted. It is a cun¬eiform dictionary based on all theknown original Asiatic sources. Thefiles of the dictionary already con¬tain over one million cards, eachcard representing the single occur¬ence ‘of a particular word in the(Continued on page 2)-.iwi,i^iwiWiW|ijiijiiijii|ii..,j|piiMi,i|iiifi.i^piirff’lBii^ m P^i^jPPPHlipiiPii ipi^Page Twp r iJfHE OAILY MARCX)N. FR^AY, DECEMBlSft«!gr' ggi-FOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPEB OF THEUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday,during the Autumn, Winter and Spring quarters by The DailyMaroon Company, 5831 University Ave. Subscription rates $3.00par year: by mail, $1.50 per year extra. Single copies, five>cents'. . f t * •No responsibility is assumed by the University of Chicago forany statements appearing in ’^e Daily Maroon, or for anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the postoffice at Chicago. Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationLOUIS N. RIDENOUR, JR., Editor-in-ChiefMERWIN S. ROSENBERG, Business ManagerMARGARET EGAN, Senior EditorJANE KESNER, Senior EditorHERBERT H. JOSEPH, Sports EditorASSOCIATE EDITORSDOROTHY A. BARCKMANMAXINE CREVISTONRUBE S. FRODIN. JR.BION B. HOWARDINGRED K. PETERSENJ. BAYARD POOLEJAMES F. SIMONWARREN E. THOMPSON3LEANOR E. WILSON BUSINESS ASSOCIATESJOHN D. CLANCY. JR.EDGAR L. GOLDSMITHSOPHOMORE ASSISTANTSWALTER MONTGOMERYVINCENT NEWMANEDWARD SCHALLERRICHARD J. YOUNGSOPHOMORE EDITORSJANE BIESENTHALMELVIN GOLDMANWILLIAM GOODSTEINEDWARD NICHOLSONTASULA PETRAKISROSEMARY VOLKMARGARET MULLIGAN HOBART GUNNINGBETTY HANSENROBERT HERZOGDAVID LEVINEEUGENE PATRICKWILLIAM WAKEFIELDJANE WEBERNight Editor: Warren E. ThompsonAssistants: Levine and Herzog. V stiidiQDt-fticuIty wIiISq to considertoch <^es 4li^ to past jidagiiMsitt . upon them.There ^ nf^her _;ccniiplete'«md tigid proctoring,which would be veiy expensive,' nqj a completedependence on the honor of each individual sturdent, which might prove to be very risky.. Themethod of administration of examinations is lefxlargely to the discretion of the individual instruc-tor, and varies widely. . There: are instructors whotake great pains to apprehend cheaters, and thereare also instructors who walk out of the roomafter having handed out the questions. The lat¬ter method, we believe, is far more desirable inmost cases, cribbers feeling pretty foolish undersuch conditions.However, as long as there exist at the Universityexaminations in which cheating may bring a prem¬ium, it is very important indeed for the instructorso to design his questions as to prevent, by themere mechanics of the examination, as muchcheating as possible. Under the old grading sys¬tem, he owes at least this simple duty to humanfallibility. And The Daily Maroon looks forwardto the millenium when the complete abolition ofjthe present grading system will have removed Dedicate Museum StructureTomorrow Morning(ConttnuMl^Croiii paga l)j »yellowed documents and scrollswhich Institute workers have foundin the Near East. Probably a mil¬lion more such references will besought by this man and his assist¬ants before the actual dictionaryvolumes can be blocked out and theword discussions prepared for pub¬lication.It is little known in America thatthe so-called “Uncle Remus” storiesof the South had their origin in an¬cient Egypt and Assyria. The In¬stitute now possesses a gi’oup of an¬cient manuscripts in this field, whichhave placed Professor MartinSprengling, Arabic specialist, in aposition to prepare a final Arabictext and analytic study on the an-entirely any temptation to academic dishonesty, j cestry of these animal fables.L. N. R., Jr.liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiiuiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiHiniiHiiiiHHmuiuiiniiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinimiiiiiiiiiiiniunuBiiiwmniiiiiiiiiiwFriday, December 4, 1931 The Travelling BazaarBY FRANK HARDINGiiiiiiiii'iniiiiiuuiiiiiiiiuiuiiHuiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiniRiiiiiiiiiiiuuiiiuimiiuiiiuiuiiiiiiiiiiiuuuiNiiitiiiiiiiiuiuitiiiuiiuHiuiuflfflwuttuiimuiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiACADEMIC DISHONESTY: ITS CAUSEAND CUREDean Addison Hibbard of Northwestern uni¬versity Tuesday made the statement that “crib¬bing” and academic dishonesty are apparently onthe increase at that institution, and recommendedthe creation of a student board to consider casesand discipline offenders. The Daily Northwesterneditorially attributes the increase in classroom andexamination dishonesty to the fact that the Col¬lege of Liberal Arts last year adopted a newgrade scale, doubling the number of final gradesit is possible for a student to receive, by provid¬ing for the administration of “minus” grades.It is doubtless true that arbitrary hnal gradesplace a premium on intellectual dishonesty. Tliedefiniteness and invariance of the grades of A, B,C, D, or F which appear on the student’s card atthe end of each quarter afford no conception—or,at any rate, a very incomplete and imperfect con¬ception—of the real intellectual endeavor andimprovement which the student has undergonein the course. The difference a few points in thegrade of a final examination makes with regardto the inflexible letter to appear on the card sub¬jects each student to a tremendous temptation tolook over his neighbor’s shoulder at such a finalexamination.Recognizing this fact, the framers of the Uni¬versity’s new plan have specifically abolishedcourse grades and credits, have attempted to re¬duce to a minimum the number of examinations Well, well, we now have our campus backin the advertising racket, our young ladies arehaving their pictures taken for the advertise¬ments. We see Jerry Mitch is sticking herface out of the pictures, (Miss Mitch is yourstatement paid for, and do you always haveto be doing things to keep yourself in thepublic eye? We have almost reached thepoint where we reserve a space for the chron¬icle of your latest doings. May we be yourBoswell?) In any case Miss Mitch is nowposing for “virgin diamonds” with the aid ofMouse Tobin. Must we make the obviouscrack?Mouse Tobin in case you did not knowis an ‘ex’ who does not want to be mentionedin the same tone in which we speak of the col¬legiate atmosphere, but as one of his friendssays “Is that true or is that just so much To¬bin?” If anyone would like to sue us for libelwe will give them a card to our lawyers. The Oriental Institute’s newstructure contains a number of edi¬torial offices, for it is the policyof the staff to present the resultsof its field work and home re¬searches in forms suitable for bothspecialists and the general reader.Thirty-four volumes and mono¬graphs have been published at theUniversity Press, telling of the prog-ress being made in learning of thehistory of civilization. Many of thesepublications contain reproductionsof relief and art work copied byartists from the walls of excavatedpalaces and tombs in the Nile andAsiatic areas.The staff working at the Institutebuilding numbers thirty people.Charles Breasted, son of the Direc¬tor, is executive secretary of the or¬ganization. THE APPLE SELLERDISCUSSES CAMPUS^ (ConfiiuMi^ hram pace 1)fiderate people he has ever dealtwith. He explained what he meantby that. People around here stopand chat for a moment, whetherthey intend to buy an apple or not.They say “hello” as they go past.All of which tends to make the daymore pleasureable. They are allgentlemen, says Mr. Barrow.24 per cent of the earth’s sur¬face is covered by deserts. TRY OUR SPECULSUNDAY DINNERSpecial Middle-nite Luncheon!Selected ^^uality FoodJ. & C. Restaurant1527 E. 55th St. Dor. 1036]WRl6llt HAND LAUNDRREDUCED PRICES1315 East Fifty Seventh SfreeiPhone Midway 2073This GenuineIndianThunder BirdA truly 'individuaVgift for ChristmasA^The "Thunder Bird” pendant il¬lustrated here is a true exampleof Indian .Art. It is made of oldsilver with turquoise setting, andcarries hand hammered mysticsymbols of the Navajas on wingsand tail. store. Prices for these most ‘ in¬dividual of gifts are from 75c up.You will be particularly intriguedby the Mexican Indian glassware,which has just arrived..All New York is locking thisweek to the Exposition of Indian.Arts at the Grand Central Gal¬leries. You can see this “Thun¬der Bird” piece and many otherexamples of these arts in jewelry,pottery, basketry, weaving andglassware at the University Book- Fred Leighton of the IndianTrading Post personally collectedthese pieces on the reservationsand in Mexico. See them at theU. of C. Bookstore today, or visitthe Indian Trading Post at ()19N. Michigan (in the ItalianCourt) where Mr. Leighton willbe glad to show you his coiniiletecollection.Big football hulaballo last night and allthe boys were carefully analyzed. Hamberg(the Oak Park giant with the noise makingdevice that he calls h'is gift) is now knownas the boudoir diplomat. Bernie Wien is theCampus Don Juan and don’t we all know it;he sold the most undergraduate directoriesand almost all of them were sold to women.The women can’t seem to help themselves.Buzzell is a goldbrick.which are to be administered under the new plan,and an effort will be made to create such compre¬hensive examinations as will give little opportunityor temptation for cheating. Professor Gideonse,in addressing one of the Freshman survey courses,took issue with The Daily Maroon in its stand thatexaminations for the freshmen should be broughtto the irreducible minimum. “Why, ” said ProfessorGideonse, “the freshmen themselves want theseexaminations. They want to know just where theystand.” Mr. Gideonse, we are told, also addedsome unflattering remarks concerning the calibreof our daily rambles here.Waiving consideration of the latter remarks.The Daily Maroon is frank to admit that it is highlypossible that some freshmen do want, from timeto time, a quiz to fix their own estimation of thework they have been doing in the course, but suchquizzes should be administered at a time set asidefor them, attendance should not be required, andthe grades administered should serve no purposeat all, except for the student’s opinion of himself.Such a plan would eliminate the evils of academicdishonesty, which is widespread wherever thereare course examinations and course grades; itwould also do away with the despicable practiceof cultivating the instructor for the sake of agrade, wHch is known by the name of “apple¬polishing” as well as by a number of other sobri¬quets less printable.Present methods of maintaining honesty incourse examinations are, briefly, these: cases ofdishonesty are reported to the Honor commission. Oh, what a bunch of smart crackers wehave in the linguistic deparment. One pro¬fessor asked one of his students to translatea certain French passage. The student’s replywas, “Into English?” whereupon the profes¬sor said “Oh suit yourself Mr. White, into anylanguage you choose.”'H- H- Give Aptitude TestsTo Pre-Medics Dec. 11The Association of AmericanMedical,Colleges will give a MedicalAptitude test to pre-medical studentsin all the colleges throughout thecountry on December 11 at 4 inCobb 110.The test is required for admissionto most American Medical schooKsand a fee of one dollar is chargot.all who take the exam and is pay¬able at the time of the exam. Allpre-medics at the University who ex¬pect to apply for admission to anymedical school next fall should takethis examination. The test, however,is not required for entrance to theUniversity medical school. WithinThree Months!You Can Go Into the Business WorldEquipped to Fill Its Fine Posituws!The population of the world is in¬creasing at the rate of over 12,000,-000 a year. You are a college girl. When you enter theWorld, you should and can step at once into a po-i-tion of dignity, responsibility and gtNMl reniuneralion.Equip yourself to do just that by taking this intensive3 months course in Business Training. It is upt nonly to girls who have attended college. It isthe equivalent of six months of thorough training.Business executives recognize this course, and pn ferits graduates. Our Bulletin will be sent you withoutobligation. Write for it today.Couraea atari October 1, January 1, April 1 and July 1.MOSER BUSINESS COLLEGE^The Btuine$$ College tcith the Cruvenity Atmotphere"116 South Michigan Ave., Chicago • Randolph l.’ltTSee how much we are interested in you,readers. We could have used that last crackin the new dept, the Maroon is fostering thatprints all the bright sayings of the children(professors) and thus profited to the extentof fifty cents. 'And some more unofficial humor on thebulletin board ft^ girl who lost herAnatomy out in front yesterday come to theoffice and pick’it up?’^,./I, ' *Do you like the'''delfinitions we have beenpublishing? We think you ought to. Todaywe help out the English dept.Noun.Song, “Away noun yonder in Virginny”Allegory Mountains in New YorkClause FingernailsAdverb. . . .Contradictory e. g. “Adverb opinion”Modifier Fashion expertPoesy FlowerAlliterate IgnorantStanzaUsed by radio announcers, “the stanza inan uproar.”VerseWell, even you ought to be able to figurethat one out. j HERBIE KAYAnd His OrchestraFeature aSeries of CollegeNights Every FridayNo Cover Charge atAny TimeMinimum Charge After 9:00 P.M.$1.00 Week Days$2.00 Saturday and SundayHERBIEKA\ Continuous Dancing——Entertainment6:30 P. M. to ClosingTHE NEWBLACKHAWKWabash at Randolph Want toread agood joke?Maybe the subtle, or thekind you understand. Pos¬sibly as inane as the oneabout the husband whofirst bought a Fridigaireand then made his wifedrink coffee at night tokeep the sandman away*Of course this issue of thePhoenix is going to be pure,in fact, it is the Ivory num¬ber. (Shh—look for the6/lOths of 1%). Remem¬ber our slogan “Jokes fotthe Masses.” It’s out Dec.16.■4^THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY, DECEMBER 4, 1931■ ‘--i *■.GrandstodAthlete-byHERBERT JOSEPH JR.‘Pale Letts, proud owner of srreatquantities of track and cross-coun¬try fame, was seen trotting alongthe dear old Midway Plaisance theother forenoon. He must be train¬ing for something important, ormaybe he is desirous of retaininghis manly vigor. Several of ourscouts are out trying to find if Mr.Letts performs on any regularschedule. (See note below).If you follow the ads you havenoticed that they have named a newcar after Rockne. We have an ideathe public, the dear old things, willsort of up and resent it more orless.It’s our opinion that there’s beenjust a little too much ballyhoo aboutRockne anyhow. Granted that hewas a great guy, a great coach andwhatnot, the stir that’s been madeover him would seem to indicatethat he was little short of a diety.We have an idea that certain por¬tions of the great American peopleare getting a little tired of seeinga mortal made immortal.Late News Note: One of ourscouts has returned from his scout¬ing expedition to inform us that theaforementioned workouts by MasterLetts are for the purpose of prepar¬ing himself for the Olympics. Hewill compete in the half mile andother events in that competition.Twenty-nine deaths directly trace¬able to injuries in football gamesare reported at the present writing.Whether this figure is higher thanusual, we do not know, but it cer¬tainly would seem so. The Carnegiedirt vendors will miss a choice bitof evidence if they overlook this. .Walter Dill Scott, head of thatinstitution of learning in Evanston,made a swell speech the other day,and conclusively proved that all(oh, almost all) of the Northwest¬ern football players are students of GAME FOR CHAKITYTOMORROW AT 2:30Rugby football—much talked-ofbut little-known sport, will bebrought to the University on Satur¬day, December 5, at 2:30 p. m^, whentwo picked teams of the IllinoisRugby Football Union will engagein an exhibition tilt at Stagg Fieldfor the benefit of the Joint Emerg¬ency Relief Fund of Cook County.The teams have been named: Illinoisvs. Chicago.Several University students arealready playing the game, most not¬able being Vincent Libby, whostarred on the football squad one ortwo seasons ago. Dr. S. Pretorins,one of the faculty and a South Afri¬can player of renown, is also in theline-up of the Chicago squad. Mc¬Call, formerly of Baliol College,Oxford, England, now taking a postgraduate course, is playing on thewing with Vin Libby on the Chicagoteam.Rugby football is very similar tothe American code. There is vacR-ling, passing and punting, but playis a little less concentrated.The entire proceeds go to theJoint Emergency Relief Fund. Allstudents are urged to go over toStagg Field tomorrow and see therugby game. Kick-off will be at2:30 p. m. and general admissionwill be 50 cents, no reserved seats.The University has donated the useof the ground for the charity exhi¬bition.the first rank. He had a couple ofhis subordinates say so too. Ofcourse, that makes us even moreconvinced that they have a team ofRhodes scholars out in that neck ofthe woods. Yes, yes.You Can AffordTo Give BodesThis Christmas Tie fofy Ist ’ PlaceIn l-M Mat Me^t_The Intramural wrestling meetended yesterday afternoon with D.U. and Z. B. T., winnihg first andsecond places respectively. Sum¬maries are as follows: 118 lb. <Jass,Barton, Kappa Sig; 126 lb. class,Litow, Phi B. D.; 135 lb. class, J.Simon, Z. B. T,; 145 lb, class,Walters, C. T. S. ; 155 lb. class,Tobey, U.; 166 lb. class, C.Howard, Psi U.; 176 lb. class, Kee^nan, D. U.; and heavyweight class,Scolum, unattached-'There was a fourway tie forthird place between Phi B. D., C.T. S., Psi U., and Kappa Sig. Thewinners of both first and secondplaces In the individual matches willreceive medals from the intramuraldepartment.Most of the contestants wereevenly matched and very few fallswere recorded, the great majorityof the matches going the full sixminutes. One of the wrestlers wasinjured when he was thrown heav¬ily upon the mat, but he was re¬vived and later returned to completehis match. Quincy^ Wright Talks \ .Tp' Chapel CouncilProfessor and Mrs. Quincy Wrightwill be guests of honor at a meet¬ing of the Chapel council Sundaynight in the home of Dean and Mrs.Charles W. Gilkey, 6802 Woodlawnavenue. The council members willbe served supper at 6:30, afterwhich Professdr Wright will (talkon “The Present Situation in Man¬churia.” A discussion period willfollow.A noted authority in the field ofinternational relations. ProfessorWright is a member of the PoliticalScience department and author ofseveral books on this subject.SPIRIT OF COMEDYIN WILDER PLAYS(Continued from page 1)with the same cast, it might wellhave the effectiveness intended/The small stage cramps the actionand throws the actors into too boldrelief. Edith Robbins is a convinc¬ing old lady, John Pratt is a nobleCousin Brandon, ana RosamondMorse, Pat Magee, and DoloresMcRoberts do well in their places atthe Bayard lengthy Xmas feast.For a groupthe place to troop fColonial Girls serve youquietly and quickly inearly American surround-ings. And the food —well, every mouthful saysmore!Regular luncheons runfrom 3 5 to 50c. Or, if youprefer, take sandwiches or huffy waffles and syrup.It is truly an ideal placefor a group to meet, eat,and be merry!—And for—And for greater pri¬vacy your group may re¬serve the second floor. . .Hyde Park 6324.T^helps GP T^helpsQolonial T^ea ‘J^om6324 IVoodlawn zAvenuerPLAY ENGLISH RUGBY D. U. andZ. B. T;The Ptarfe, IhreieABALLOON ROOMPAUL SPECHTand his Internationally Famous Orchestra,“Masters of Rythmic Symphonic Syncopation,”IS CLICKINGWith Chicago’s Smart Set and beinghailed by the critics as one of the“World’s Greatest Dance Bands”A Floor Show' Original and SmartBecause the Balloon Room has long been the rendezvous forChicago’s smart set, don’t get the idea that prices there are “highhat.” Smart people, while demanding the best, always knowvalues. They’re not misled by “no couvert charge” inducementswhere the charge for gingerale and food is excessive. The best inquality gingerales, your choice of any kind, is only 60c per bottle.Every Friday is Collegiate Night and a delicious midnight sup¬per is served free with the regular cover charge of $1.50.CONGRESS HOTELPhone Harrison 3800 for reservationsLet’s Get Acquainted!A Special Offering—for one WeekOnly—of our Entire Stock of theSeason’s Smartest Dresses forFORMALSUNDAY-NITEDAYTIMESPORTSizes 11 to 44Visit a shop where personal service andcorrect fitting assures individuality.Kathryn Kay$15.00 DRESSES"Just a Little Different”430 Pittsfield Bldg.I 55 E. Washington St. Open Until 7 P. M,(FOR SPECIAL OFFER SUBMIT THIS ADVERTISEMENT) /■Delightful Evening Ini TheLearn to Dance NowTERESA DOLAN SCHOOL*3*7 Cottage Groro Avt.Pliono HrSo Park 3080Private I-eoactas Day or Eveninir.HpKinners’ Classes Monday and WednesdayEvenings at 8 P, M.Dancing Friday Eveningsmidway masonic ballroom(IIS Cattage Grava At*.Dancing Saturday EveningsCALUMET ballroomWr. Cor. S2nd St. A Cottage Grove Ave.ladies 50c GENTtEMEN 76cThis ad and 86c good for one admissionSaturday Evening, December 6th.A SPECIAL REDUCTION FORCHRISTMAS GIFTSTrunks and Leather NaveliticaBrief Caaea Our SpecialtyAll Repair Work DoneH. P. ’TRUNK & LEATHCO.U17 E. S5th St. H. P. Buy Dollar BooksWe have over 300 titles efFiction and Non-Fiction. Bookswhich originally sold from$2.50 to $5.00.COME INand look over our display of:Blue Ribbon Dollar SeriesStar Dollar LibraryModern LibraryNovels of Distinction .The Illustrated ClassicsWoodwwth’sBook Store1311 E. S7th St.near Kimbark Ave.Open EveningsTelephone Hyde Park 7737The Largest Book Store.. Outside the LoopACROSS THE MIDWAY FROM THE U. of C.ISA GOOD PLACE TO EATHome-made PiesDelicious Foods — Quick ServiceMODERATE PRICES10% discount on MEAL TICKETSTHE STUDENT’S RESTAURANTOwned and Managed by Two Students1208 East 61st St. Hyde Park 6190Open 6 A. M. to 1 A. M. Whrrr ®o linrHliinTHE FIRST UNITARIAN CHURCHWoodlawn Avenue at 57th StreetVON OGDEN VOGT, MinisterSUNDAY, DECEMBER 6, 19311 1:00 A. M.—"Utopias”—Dr. Vogt.4:00 P. M.—Channing Club Tea.5:00 P. M.—CHAMBER MUSIC ALE by Cecil Smith, Zach¬ary Taylor, and Alfred V. Frankenstein in theUnitarian House, 1 1 74 E. 5 7th Street.VISITORS CORDIALLY WELCOMED UNIVERSITY CHURCH OF DISCIPLESOF CHRIST57th and UniversityMinisters: Edward Scribner Ames and Wayne LeysDirector of Music and Education, Basil F. WiseSUNDAY, DECEMBER 6. 19311 1 ;00 A. M.—Sermon Topic, “Answering Voices,” Dr.Ames.12:20 P. M.—Forum: “Social Work in the Municipal Court,”Mrs. Irvin McDowell..5:30 P. M.—Wranglers: A Dollar Down, Mr. Harland H.) Allen.St. Paul’s Church50th and DorchesterParish Office: 4945 DorchesterAvenueTel. Oakland 3185REV. GEORGE H. THOMASSunday Services:Holy Communion, 8:00 A. M.Ihurch School Service, 9:30 A.M.Morning Service, 11:00 A. M.Evening Service, 5:00 P. M.Young People’s Society6:00 P. M. The Churfili ofThe Redeemer(EPISOTPAL)56th'and ^BlackstoneRev. E. B. WhiteEpiscopal StMent PastorSUNDAY! SERVICESHoly Communiiin, 8.00 A. M.Short Sung Eucharist, 9:30 A. M.Choral Euchaiut and Sermon,11:00 A. M. 1Choral Evensong and Sermon,7:30 P. M. jThree services ‘every week-day.Church open daily for prayer andneditation. Hyde Park Baptist,Church5600 Woodlawn Ave.Norris L. TibbettsHolland W. SchloerbMinistersSunday, December 611:00 A. M.—“Two Fruits ofReligfious Experience”, R. W.Schloerb.6:00 P. M.—Teas.^7:00 P. M.—Discussion Groups.8:00 P M.—“How Science isHelping Religion”, R, W.Schloerb.CHRIST CHURCH (EpUcopal)65th and Woodlawn Ave.The Rev. Walter C. Bihler, M. A., Rector.SUNDAY SERVICES. DECEMBER 6. 19317:30 A. M.—Holy Communion.10:00 A. M.—Church School.1 1:00 A. M.—Holy Communion.8:00 P. M.—Evensong. KEHILATH ANSHE MAYRIVDrexel Blvd. at 50th St.Dr. Solomon B. Freehof, Rabbi.SATURDAY DECEMBER 5. 193110:30 A. M.— THE WEEKLY PORTION.SUNDAY. DECEMBER 6. 19311 1:00 A. M.—Sermon by Dr. Freehof: “THE HEROISM OFTHE HUMBLE—A ’Thought for Hannukah.”Page Four THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY, DECEMBER 4. 1931TOD A Yon theQUADRANGLESThe Daily MaroonNight editor for the next issue:James F. Simon. Assistants: WilliamGoodstein and William Wakefield.Daily Maroon luncheon for staffmembers, 12, Yankee Doodle Inn.Undergraduate OrganizationsThe Dramatic association pre¬sents “The Long Christmas Dinner”and two one act plays by ThorntonWilder, at 8:30, in the Reynoldsclub theatre.AlpTia Delta Phi, Delija KappaEpsilon, and Psi Upsilon Three WayParty, 9 in Medinah Athletic club.Music and Religious ServiceDivinity chapel: Dean Charles W. Gilkey will speak on “The Place ofPrayer in Life, IV” at 12, in JosephBond chapel.Organ music at 5 in the Univer¬sity chapel. Porter Heaps will playDubois’ “Fiat Lux”; Guilmant’s“Lamentation”; Bach’s “SleepersAwake The Night Is Flying”; Bon¬net’s ‘^Clair de Lune”; and Gicout’s“Grand Choeur Dialogue.”Victrola concert at 12:30 in Rey¬nolds clubhouse.MiscellaneousRadio lecture: “The Psychology ofReligion”, by Professor EdwardScribner Ames of the Philosophy de¬partment at 8 over WMAQ.Public lecture: (downtown) “Howa Legislature Works” by Henry W\Toll, lecturer on Political Science,at 6:45 in the Art Institute.Avukah club presents talk on“Forerunners of Zionism” by Dr.Leo L. Honor, Director, College ofJewish Studies.HILL’S CAFETERIA63rd and Woodlawn Ave.Reliable any time for anyoccasion.General Price Reduction inkeeping with the times.mmmmm19-25 N. State St., » CHICAGOEveryone's wearingSWEATERS...—but here’s one with a dashall its own! And you’re sureto create a small furor inclass when you sport thisbrand new turtle-necksweater and its low pricewill give you a thrill too!In the smartest bright colors,$5SPORTS SHOPThird Floor SATURDAY, DECEMBER 5Meetings of University RulingBodiesBoard of Student Organizations,Publications, and Exhibitions meetsat 10, in Harper E 43.Board of Admissions meeting at9, in Cobb 104.Ej^ecutive Board of the Collegemeeting at 11, in Cobb 216.Undergraduate OrganizationsFreshman men, by invitation, willmeet with Rev. Robert RussellWicks at 7:30 in the home of DeanCharles W. Gilkey, 5802 WoodlawnAvenue.Phi Kappa Psi house dance at 9.Phi Gamma Delta house dance at9.Chi Psi house dance at 9.MiscellaneousRadio lecture: “News from theQuadrangles,” by John Howe at8:30, station WMAQ.Radio lecture “The Professor atthe Breakfast Table,” at 9, stationWMAQ.SUNDAY, DECEMBER 6Religious service: “The Self-Sparing Life”, Rev. Robert RussellWicks, at 11, in the Universitychapel.Meeting of Chapel Council, withProfessor Quincy Wright of the Po¬litical Science department, 6:3')home of Dean Charles W. Gilkey,5802 Woodlawn Avenue.Lecture: “The Modern Injun.s”, byHarry T. Moore at 8, the Dill Pic¬kle club.Freshman to SponsorAll-University Dance(Con'inued from page 1)cey Howard, and William O’Don¬nell.A nominating and election com¬mittee for the Freshman Women’sclub election to be held December14 has been formed. All freshmenwomen are expected to vote.We take note that Fisher (unof¬ficial spelling) has got himself tookdown with the flu. Send flowerscare the Reynolds barber shop. Thisis not the latest dispatch.INVITATIONDine and Dance in OurFRENCH ROOM(second floor)To Eddie Varzo’s peppy dance orchestra during luncheon,dinner, and after the theater on Saturdays until 2 A. M.Good food, delightful dining room (two floors), cozybooths, and the finest dance floor in Chicago’s loop. You 11be thrilled. Main floor never closes. .Luncheon 40c and 50c Dinner 40c, 65c and $1.00A la carte service at all hours. No cover charge at anytime. We also cater to private parties, small or large.'‘Where Chicago Students Meet”Garrick Restaurant(Formerly the;Union)68 West Randolph StreetBetween Clark and Dearborn Sts.CHICAGO, ILLINOIS Settlement BoardInvites All WomenTo Tea on TuesdayIn an effort to create a StudentAuxiliary to the Settlement, a neworganization designed to combineunder one head all University wom¬en interested in Settlement work,the Student Settlement board pre¬sents a tea Tuesday afternoon at 4in the library of Ida Noyes hall.Miss Mollie Rae Carroll, executivehead resident of the Settlement, willexplain the background, and pro¬gram of the organization whichplans to stimulate an active studentinterest in the Settlement.Fallowing Miss tCarroll’s {talk,Mrs. Rollo L. Lyman, president ofthe Settlement League, Mrs. George0, Fairweather, Mrs. Charles W.Gilkey, and Mrs. Harvey A. Carr,members of the league, will pour.Representatives of the Board ofWomen’s organizations, and Fresh¬man Women’s club are to assist ashostesses at the affair.All women’s activities on campushave been enlisted to cooperate inthis movement and to urge theirmembers to participate. Federationhas written letters to all upperclasscounsellors suggesting that theybring their Freshmen or transferstudents to the tea. Every Univer¬sity woman interested in the Settle¬ment program is invited to attend. Ct)n£(tma2;iftommsrrS almost here. And somany inends will expect \ \a Greeting Card from you 11to make their ChristmasDay brighter.Have you ordered your «»Christmas Greedy Cards?We have just the sort youwill like—gay cards, formalcards, cheery ones—cardsof sentiment and beauty.Come in and select yours 11now, while you can take J;plenty of time in choosingWoodworth’s BookStore1311 East 57lh St.Telephone H. P. 1690 MONEY FOR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING!Say, wouldn’t you like to make out your ChristmasShopping list without skimping on one single item? Here’show you can do it! Go through your attic or store-roomand bring out all those things you’ll never use again—books, boots, skis, tents, fishing tackle or anything else.Then get in touch with students who will pay for themthrough a notice right here where every student sees it.TUTORINGTUTORING—EnzIUh. Will M*Utwith papers. Call Plasa 6010. Room830.TO RENTLIVING ROOM greatly reduced.4 windows. Fireplace IB. Nicelyfurnished single 13.SO. 0056 Kim-bark. Dor. 10136.EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIESWANTED—Girls living In dorm¬itory to represent Loop dep't store.Commission on sales. Miss Robin¬son.WANTED—2 girls taking Kin¬dergarten-Primary work to assist Inday nurserr for 2 or 3 hrs. severaltimes a week. Miss Robinson.WANTED—Campus representa¬tive to procure orders for nation¬ally known brands of box candy.Special price offer. Mr. Kennan.WANTED—Students to work formeals in Hotel near campus. Mustbe willing to rent room in hotel.Reasonable rates. Mr. Kennan.Tickets tor Theatre .Attractions on.‘^ale at the Office of the Dailv Marc>on WANTED—Girl to act aa Greeterin Loop restaurant 6-7 :S0 P.M.daily in exchange for dinner and60c per day. Miss Robinson.WANTED—Student interested inearning a free trip to Europe byacting as representative to CollegeTravel Club. Mr. Kennan.WANTED—Fraternity men tosell men’s clothing at wholesaleprices for prominent Chicago mfg.concern. Mr. Kennan.WANTED—Girl to sell highgrade FVench perfumes. Attractive¬ly priced. Commission on Sales.Miss Robinson.WANTED—Girl IIvIm in the vi-cinity of 80th and Jeff^ to takechild home from University Ele¬mentary School at 11:10 daily. MissRobinson.W’ANTED—Girl to do 4 hrs. typ¬ing daily in S. Side HoepiUl. Workmay be done any time before 6P.M. in exchange for board androom in nurse’s residence. 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