viiii>iji^^ii^W^lliW IK- j^-^--.)»'»j«>y«^pHnBP|»»'**rw'W-^''.'’.>' r 'nw'v*',’^''iw^r'(1% ^1 itooonVol. 32. No. 34. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY. NOVEMBER 25. 1931 Price Five Cent9CITY STREETS OFFERlaboratories forSOCIAL SQENTISTS’RESEARCH. REFORMS irs CHICAGO VERSUS IOWA,ILLINI AGAINST HOOSIERS INCHARITY GAMES TOMORROWGather City’s HistoryAs Contribution toWorld’s Fair Opposing Camps Prepare toOpen Bags of TricksIn Tournament Return of Maroon CripplesAugments Squad forSeason FinaleSLESINGER DIRECTSBY WARREN E. THOMPSONThf city of Chicago—with itsmotley areas of delinquency, crime,industry and poor housing, with itsproblems of racial conflict and cor¬rupt government, of unemploymentand poverty—is the laboratory inwhich the University’s students andjirofessors in the Social scienceswoik.With the naw Social Science Re¬search building as their headquart¬er.'. with a budget that allows almost$L’0(i,000 to be spent every year forresearch alone, and with an inter¬departmental committee and coun-lil to direct a program in which allblanches of the Social sciences par¬ticipate, these professors and researcha-sistants have for seven years beenat work studying the communitiesand the peoples of Chicagoland—andth(ir efforts have resulted in broadreforms in housing, treatment of ju¬venile delinquency, and adjustmentof racial conflict.Work on Large ScaleWhile conducting these investiga¬tions. over one hundred studies havebeen completed, and .sixty-sevenbooks have been written. DonaldSle.^inger chairmans this group ofleading social scientists of the coun¬try. The Social Science Researchcommittee which directs their workis composed of Professor Slesinger;Professor Harry A. Millis, chairmanof the department of Economics;Helen Wright, as.sociate professor ofPolitical economy; Harold F. Gos-nell. a.ssistant professor of Political'Science; and Louis Wirth, instructorin Sociology."We are fac||.-finders—investiga¬tors—declared Professor Slesing¬er when I talked with him aboutthis work. "W’e make no attempt tosuggest reforms or remedies. Butmany of our staff members, as pri¬vate citizens, using the knowledgeand data secured from their researchwork, have figured prominently inpublic affairs and projects.”Names Political ScientistsHe named Professor Charles Mer-riam, a member of Mayor Cermak’sadvisory committee; Simeon Leland,associate professor in Economics, anadvisor on the state finance com¬mittee; Leonard White, member ofthe Civil Service commi.s8ion, andother faculty members who have in¬troduced the influence and facilitiesof the University into the problemsof a modern city. There were othernames which Mr. Slesinger mention¬ed -Quincy Wright, the political''cientist; Henry Schultz, the eco¬nomist; Paul Douglas, another em¬inent .student of modern economy;Line.st W, Burgess, sociologist; Mar¬cus Jernegan, historian—all repre-‘■enting the foremost fields of(Continue*! on page 2) Prepared to open up a full bagof tricks in the four-way footballtournament tomorrow afternoon onStagg field, Iowa, Illinois and Indi¬ana went through their final prac¬tice sessions yesterday before en¬training for Chicago where they willplay for charity before an estimatedcrowd of 15,000.Coaches Burt Ingwersen of Iowa,E. C. Hayes of Indiana, Bob Zup-pke of Illinois, and A. A. Stagg ofChicago will meet tomorrow morn¬ing to work out the final details ofthe tournament. I.A.st night Direc¬tor Stagg was unable to give anydefinite information as to how thestatistics would be kept for determ¬ining the victor in case of a tie. Hesaid that it was in the hands of Maj.Griffiths, Big Ten Commissioner,but that the coaches would settlethe details.Start At 1Chicago and Iowa will take thefield at 1 with the Illinois-Indianatilt .scheduled for approximately 1:45and the winners playing for thechampionship of the tourney at 2:46.The Iowa team, which has suffer¬ed one of its most disastrous sea¬sons in recent years, will present afast backfield behind a generallyweak line. Injuries have riddled thesquad and Ingwersen has been forc¬ed to use his varsity throughout anentire game without the assistanceof reserves.Zup U«ea Sophomoru*Bob Zuppke has used Sophomorematerial almost exclusively in thelast two games by way of buildingfur the 1SI32 Illini team. Illinoislost six conference games during theseason just completed, five of themto the Big Ten leaders and the otherto Chicago. Indiana and Illinoiswere not matched during tne regu¬lar season. The probable ffneup is:ends, Fi'ink and Schustek; tackles,O’Neill and Marriner; guard.s. Bod-man and Nusspeckel; center; quar¬terback, Berry; halfbacks. Cook andEvans; and fullback, Snavely.Indiana, after matching touch¬downs with Northwestern only tolose 7-6 was defeated by Purdue lastSaturday 19-0. The Hoosiers haveshown flashes of power throughoutthe season but have not played con¬sistently. The lineup: ends, Dickeyand Martich; tackles, Rascher andRehm; guards, Keckich and Zeller;center, Spannuth; quarterback,Opasik; halfbacks, Dauer and Salus-ki; and fullback, Jones. Probable Lineup:Chicago IowaWalsh 1. e. LufekCassels l.t. JonesHamberg Lg. HantelmanParsons c. DollyHorwitz (C) r.g. TompkinsSpearing r.t FosterWien r. e. ClearmanW’allace q. b. LawsSahlin l.h. HickmanMahoney r.h. KrizSummers f.b. Sansen (C)Coach A. A, Stagg revised hisplans for yesterday’s workout inpreparation for the tussle with Iowatomorrow as a cold, biting wind thatheld the threat of snow swept overNorth field. Instead of a scrim¬mage, the Maroons practiced pass¬ing and worked out a defenseagainst Iowa plays.The Old Man was taking nochances of last minute injuriescropping up to decimate a squad atits peak of manpower for the sea¬son. Every player was swathed ina huge leather jacket that left lit¬tle more than his nose exposed tothe cold. There was no tackling,nothing but a show of blocxing.Squad At Full StrengthWith the squad at full strengthagain, the problem of who will startbecomes more perplexing thanhas been for the past few weeks. Inpicking the starting lineup for theWisconsin, Illinois and Purdue jgames, it was largely a question of jdetermining tfie uninjured players jand trying to find eleven who couldplay together.All that is changed, now, withZimmer, Wallace, Buzzell, Hamberg,Stagg, and Parsons, who have miss¬ed one or more games, available forthe Hawkeye half-game. Anotheraspect of the return of the regularsis that the reserves who have beenplugging up vacancies in the firststring lineup will be experiencedenough to carry on effectively ifthe Maroons win their first engage¬ment.Lineup UncertainProbable starters are: at ends,Bernie Wien and “Ivan” Walsh; attackles^ John Spearing and Bill Cas-sels; at guards, Stan Hamberg andSam Horwitz; and at center, eitherRay Zenner or Keith Parsons. The(Continued on page 3) Interfratemity Ball InauguratesFormal Social Season Tonight;‘Sleepy’ Hall Furnishes MusicTHEY LEAD THE GRAND MARCH Occasion at BlackstoneAttracts CampusPatronageBY JOHN BAYARD POOLEThe annual Interrraternity Ball,formally opening the social season ofthe University, swings under waythis evening in the Crystal Ballroomof the Blackstone hotel at 9. “Sleepy”I Hall and his Victor recording orches¬tra take the night off at the Congresshotel to provide the music for theaffair. The Art floor of the Black¬stone has, in addition, been reservedfor the Ball where refreshments willbe served and where lounge roomsare located.The Ball is sponsored by the Inter¬fraternity council and is chairmannedthis year by Jack Test, Sigma AlphaEpsilon. The Grand March, thefeature of the affair, will be led byDorothy Paris, Charles Schmidt,Barbara Cook, and Jack Test on theright and left wings respectively. Allbut Miss Paris, who is not in resid¬ence, are seniors in the University,and prominent in campus activities.Barbara Cook, Sigma, is productionmanager of Mirror, a member of PhiBeta Kappa, and honorary colunel ofthe R. 0. T. C. Charles Schmidt, ispresident of the Interfraternity coun¬cil and is affiliated with Delta TauDelta. Jack Test is secretary of thecouncil. Hospitaller of Blackfriarsand chairman of the University so¬cial committee.Blackhawk Adds GlamoriHeraUI and Examiner Photo lCharles Schmidt, Jack Teit. Seated: Dorothy Fai-is, Barbara Cook.Select Twenty-Seven Patronesses,Patrons Tor Interfratemity BallSeek 700 Subscription*For Cap and GownWhether or not a Cap and Gown's published this year will be deter-niined entirely by the number ofsu scriptions purchased by studentsduring the next week and a half, ac-<01 ding to Gil White, managing edi¬tor.A deposit of one dollar is all thatnecessary at this time, and it maymade at a booth in Cobb hall,''tth members of the staff, represen¬tatives in fraternity houses, or sales-in the dormitory units. A total^ seven hundred such deposits must0 made in the stated time as guar-'antees of student demand for theI>”k. l>efore the staff will begin^ Ml” u Ptiblication. Subscriptionsoe solicited until December 4. O’HARA CASTS TWENTY-TWO INTHREE THORNTON WILDER PLAYSSingle seat* for the Wilderplay* will ba on tale at tbe boxoffice in M«ndel et $1. The boxoffice will bo open from 11 to 1and 4 to f on Friday, and through¬out next week.Eleven veterans and eleven new¬comers cbmprise the casts of Thorn¬ton Wilder’s three plays which willbe presented by the Dramatic asso¬ciation December 2, 3, 4 and 5,Frank Hurburt O’Hara, director ofdramatic productions, disclosed yes¬terday.“Queens of France”, a comedy ofNew Orleans of 1869, will have acast of four. The three women whothink they are the queen of Franceare portrayed by Marjorie Hamilton,Natalie Gordon and Alice Stinnett.Dulany Terret assumes the role ofthe lawyer in the play. All four areveterans of pa.st years.Dulany Terrett appeared in “CockRobin”, Natalie Gordon played in“Uncle Tom’s Cabin”, and MarjorieHamilton appeared in “Mirror”.ATicb" Stinnett, who is also studentdirector of “Queens of France”, hasappeared in “To Meet the Prince”,“Old Fellow”, and “Cock Robin.”Rosamond Morse. Norman Eaton.Pat Magee, Dolores McRobeHs, and Edith Grossberg are the veteranswho will appear in “Long ChristmasDinner”. Seven students who willmake their first appearance in Dra¬matic association productions are:Elizabeth Steere, John Pratt, HelenHartenfeld, Eleanor Robbins, FredSills, Jeapne Price, and Robert Bal-sley. Eaton, student director of theplay, and Magee have carried lead¬ing roles in productions for the lastfour years.“The Happy Journey to Trentonand Camden”, a sketch of a familyauto trip, will have Hester AnnThomas as the mother, Harry Sulceras the father, Sarah Jane Lekroneas the younger daughter, CharlesTyroler as the son, and Phyllis Fer¬ry as the married daughter. Pat Ma¬gee is director and Ray Kienzle isstage manager.Sarah Jane Lekronce was Eva in“Uncle Tom’s Cabin” last year andHester Ann Thomas played the lead¬ing female role in “To Meet thePrince” last month. Sulcer, an ex¬perienced technician in Associationproductions, is playing his first role.The others are also newcomers tothe Association stage.Season sponsors will receive their i(Continuud on pag* 4) Selection of twenty-seven patronsand patronesses for the Interfratern¬ity Ball was announced yesterdayafternoon by Louis Ridenour, chair¬man of the committee which Invitedthem. ' 11The Patrons and Patroikesses ofthe Ball are: President and Mrs.Robert M. Hutchins, Mr. Walter G.Preston, Dean and Mrs. Charles W.Gilkey, Dean and Mrs. Chauhcey S.Boucher, Miss Damaris Aimes, Mr.and Mrs. William E. Scott, Mr. andMrs. Theodore 0. Yntema, Dr. andMrs. F. Edward Schmidt, Major andMrs. Thomas J. J. Christiah, Mr.and Mrs. Lennox B. Qrey, Dr. andMrs. Frederick C. Test, Mr*. GeorgeE. Cook, Mr. and Mrs.* Ros4 Whitney,Dr. and Mrs. CharlesjM.i Q|aon, andDr. and Mrs. A. Baird Hastings.Of the patrons and jiatronesses se--- lected this year, eight were guests atthe Interfratemity Ball last fall inthe Medinah Athletic Club. The af¬fair last year was managed by Ken¬neth Fraider, Delta Sigma Phi, andWesson Hertrais, Sigma Alpha Ep¬silon. Fraider was secretary andHertrais treasurer of the council.The decorations for the Ball thisyear, as is fitting for a formal oc¬casion, will be arranged with sim¬plicity as a motif. Fraternity creststooled upon leather and wood shieldshave been procured from the greekletter organizations on campus andwill be placed upon the walls of theCrystal room in the Blackstone hotel.Decorations of a similar naturewill also be arranged along the artfioor of the Blackstone, which hasalso been reserved for those attend¬ing the Ball. A concession by the Blackhawkrestaurant to remain open until afterthe Ball is over exclusively for theconvenience of those who attend theparty increases the ordinary glamorof the affair. The Blackhawk will re¬serve tables fer those who presentcanelled bids and a special mid¬night breakfast will be offered at aprice of $2.00 a couple. Herbie Kaywho was tentatively expected to playfor the party will be at the Black¬hawk where he opened for a sixmonth engagement a week ago Sun¬day. Kay is expected to make an ap¬pearance at the Ball sometime duringthe evening to extend an invitationto visit the Blackhawk after the af¬fair is over.Dame Fashion'Stpfeilt Show Tonight asCampus Trek Leads to Crystal Ballroom—LFour leaders of thejlnteiffratern-ity ball step into the fashion lime¬light tonight: the women both clad,1 J..Vin white, the men in full dress.Dorothy Faris has chosen ivorychiffon velvet after Vionnet: thedress, the bodice of which ‘ is fash¬ioned in a typical Vionnet manner,is cut into diamond-shaped, panelsover the hips, narrows at the kneesand then flares in a wide, full band,falling to the floor. The short shoul¬der-straps are of self material, andconsist of triple-strands, braided.Her- accessories are white satinpumps, white gloves, and long, pearl-drop earrings. Barbara Cook will wear a periodgown of white satin. D’Alencon laceedges the capelets which fall in anoff-shoulder effect and taper to thewaist-line in back. The skirt, cut insymmetrical lines, is molded closelyto the hips, and falls, in the modernmanner, with a draped fullness tothe instep. The skirt is also edgedin D’Alencon lace. Her accessorieshave been chosen in harmony withthe gown: the slippers are of whitecrepe, banded in silver with silverstraps, gloves of white, seed pearlearrings and a matching necklace.The men are striking the noteof formal winter season v'tire bywearing swallow-tail coats. “Sleepy” Hall, who is making hisinitial appearance at a University so¬cial function, is another college or¬chestra leader whose music helpedpay his way through school and thenproved such a lucrative pleasure thatit has become his life work. Hallgraduated from Yale in 1924, and im¬mediately received an invitation tomake a European tour. His mostprominent engagement abroad was ayears’ stay at the 400 Club in Paris,the famous club on the New Yorkerstyle.Bids on SaleBids for the Ball, which are pricedat $5.00 a couple, may be securedany time during the day from mem¬bers of the Interfratemity council orat the University and Woodworthbookstores. Bids may be purchasedat the door of the Ballroom this eve¬ning in the Blackstone hotel.The annual Ball is the only officialUniversity function which is restrict¬ed exclusively to fraternity men andtheir guests and is the first of thethree big yearly affairs. The Ballwas held last fall in the MedinahAthletic Club where about two hun¬dred and fifty couples danced to thestrains of Frankie Masters’ music.The officers of the Interfratemitycouncil this year are: president,Charles Schmidt, Delta Tau Delta;vice-president, Everett Olson, PhiKappa Psi; secretary. Jack Test,Sigma Alpha Epsilon; and treasurer,Ross Whitney, Phi Delta Theta.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 1931iailg ifflarnflnFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THEUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday,during the Autumn, Winter and Spring quarters by The DailyMaroon Company, 5831 University Ave. Subscription rates $3.00per year: by mail, $1.50 per year extra. Single copies, five-centaeach.No responsibility is assumed by the University of Chicago forany statements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the postoffice at Chicago, Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationLOUIS N. RIDENOUR, JR., Editor-in-ChiefROBERT T. McCarthy, Business ManagerMERWIN S. ROSENBERG, Managing EditorMARGARET EGAN, Senior EditorJANE KESNER, Senior EditorASSOCIATE EDITORSDOROTHY A. BARCKMANMAXINE CREVISTONRUBE S. FRODIN, JR.BION B. HOWARDINGRED K. PETERSENJ. BAYARD POOLEJAMES F. SIMONWARREN E. THOMPSONELEANOR E. WILSON BUSINESS ASSOCIATESJOHN D. CLANCY. JR.EDGAR L. GOLDSMITHSOPHOMORE ASSISTANTSWALTER MONTGOMERYVINCENT NEWMANEDWARD SCHALLERRICHARD J. YOUNGSOPHOMORE EDITORSJANE BIESENTHALMELVIN GOLDMANWILLIAM GOODSTEINEDWARD NICHOLSONTASULA PETRAKISROSEMARY VOLK HOBART GUNNINGBETTY HANSENROBERT HERZOGDAVID LEVINEEUGENE PATRICKWILLIAM WAKEFIELDJANE WEBERNight Editor: Rube S, Frodin, Jr.Assistants: Goldman, Herzog. which, priced at two dollars and a half, will con- rtain all of the pictorial matter and informationessential to a publication ot the kind.If it appears that sufficient interest cannot beengendered on the campus to warrant publica¬tion, the plans for producing the book will be'quietly dropped, and the class of 1932 at theUniversity will be the first to emerge from a col- 1lege of major importance without having that Ievent recorded in a student yearbook. We wouldbe very sorry indeed to see that happen, and webelieve that there are enough other people whowould regret such an occurrence to obviate itsnecessity. CITY STREETS ARELABORATORIES FORSOCIAL SCIENTISTSWednesday, November 25, 1931THE YEARBOOK CRISISYearly, during the last few years, the under¬graduate body has been accustomed to hearingthat, unless student support is forthcoming, therewill be no edition of The Cap and Gown, stu¬dent yearbook. This fall, as usual, the same cryis ajpout to be raised, and this time the staff ofthe publication is in earnest. Were there to beno yearbook in the spring of 1932, there are,we believe, a great number of students who wouldbe definitely disappointed; a number of studentswho would say, “I would have bought a Cap andGown, had one been issued,” Yet, it is a matterof observation that few of these students exhibitenough interest in the appearance of the year¬book to pay in the fall, a dollar deposit to securea book, and to assure the staff of their intentionto purchase one. CHARITY TOURNEYTomorrow, four of the least successful teamsi in the Big Ten will meet on Stagg field to aid jI deserving charity, as most of our readers have!' doubtless been informed. There are many who ,believe that the commissioners of the Big Ten |might have made arrangements for post-seasongames which would have drawn bigger crowds,but it cannot be denied that followers of the Ma-1roons should be interested in the outcome of theStagg field Turkey Day Tourney. 'In the first place, the teams matched are all |of the same general class, according to compara¬tive standings, which, of course, are unreliable. |In the second place, the results of the games countin conference standings, so that the Maroonswill have a chance to better their record. It ispossible that the Staggmen will have a chance toavenge the drubbing Indiana handed them some ;weeks back. And, the money, as we may havesaid before, goes to charity.—L, N. R., Jr. I. iiiii:iiHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiyiiiH<iuiiiitiiiiiimiiHiaiiittiiiiiHiiiiiiitiihuniiiiiuuuii:i:iiiiiii!i,iffliii<iiiiii,iwiuiiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiutiiNThe Travelling BazaarBY FRANK HARDINGiiiini:i'iiiiiiHtHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiiiH!iiiiiiii||iiiiiiuf*niiwi{iiiiHiimiiiii:ii,imiii!iii(iiiiiir;ii:t;ii:;iiiiHiiiiiiuiiiiiiui<iiiiniiiinil: (Continued from peffe 1)thought in the various social sci¬ences, and whose abilities are beingcoordinated in a unified attack onsocial problems.Under these experts work thegraduate students and researcn as¬sistants; the value of this training re¬ceived through practical field workunder University auspices hasbrought many fellows and graduatesof other institutions to our SocialScience Research building.Mr. Slesinger referred particular¬ly to a long-time project now beingdeveloped by a few of his staff mem¬bers and which will be one of theUniversity’s contributions to theWorld’s Fair in 1933. A history ofthe city of Chicago, in several vol¬umes is this project. But it is not anordinary history. Five years is be¬ing taken for its production, andevery phase of the city’s develop¬ment will be traced, including eco¬nomic, political, religious, artisticand intellectual growth. The empha¬sis of the book will be on the his¬tory of the common man in Chicago.It is being written by Be.ssie Pierce,associate professor of history withthe cooperation of men of nationalreputation, who have already stud¬ied the city in many of its varied as¬pects.Other studies have attempted toanalyze the financial methods ofCook county governments; one hasresulted in the publication of abook, “The Jack Roller,’’ a studyof juvenile delinquency, and anotherin the publication of “The Hobo,’’wTitten by Nels Anderson. One groupfrom this staff are investigating hu¬man personality, and on the thirdfloor of the Social Science buildingis a laboratory devoted to the in¬vestigation of human personalityand conduct. Critic Praises Mile.Yvonne Gall’s MandelConcert AppearanceBY ALFRED V. FRANKENSTEINA tradition was broken yesterdayafternoon at Mandel hall, the tradi¬tion that a University audience willrest content with less than a recital¬ist’s best. Mme. Yvonne Gall, the rec¬italist of yesterday, gave us a pro¬gram requiring no apology, where¬in she differed from many, if notmost, of the concert soloists whohave appeared at Mandel hall in re¬cent seasons. . - - rt,,most equal plane with these g-eatartists, and this Yvonne Gall admir¬ably succeeded in doing.To get one’s objections and reserv¬ations out of the way at the begin¬ning, one may say that one has be¬come accustomed to hearing some¬thing like English from concert sing¬ers, even from foreign singers, whenthey attempt songs w-ritten in ourlanguage. Mme. Gall made the at¬tempt, but the results were not upto the standard one expects.I Yvonne Gall is a Frenchwoman,I and one of the finest singefs ofj French songs to be heard. Half herprogram was devoted to excerptsfrom the small and completely cap¬tivating literature of modern Frenchsong. There is a word that coversthese productions of Duparc andDebussy and Ravel, but it unfortun¬ately is one of the most desperatelyoverworked in the language—ex¬quisite. Mme. Gall in her Frenchgroups gave the word a new lease oflife and meaning, and that is anartistic accomplishment of the high¬est order. The Russian ghost ofMosargsky brooded through one ofthe French works Mme. Gall per¬formed—the “Nurse’s Song’’ ofMilhaud; the rest had that singularsmallness and clearness of line andintimacy of emotion that is peculiarto much modern French art. Theireffectiveness lay not in themselvesalotje, but in the manner of their Parties..brilliantsnappy parties . . .that *go over*big!lyf.'VKE your party a big.success . . . unique,different, original. We’reglad to help you plan it—no extra charge, no ob¬ligation. Let’s talk it over!Football Luncheonbefore every game«1.00HOTELSHORELAND55th Street at the LakeTelephone Plaza 1000Realizing the stringency of the business situ¬ation at present, the administration of the Uni¬versity has refused to guarantee the financial suc¬cess of the publication, and has put the respon¬sibility of making the book pay for itself directlyon the shoulders of the editor and the businessmanager. These men, by no means anxious toincur a personal loss in the publication of thebook, might insure that the Cap and Gown wouldshow a profit by turning the solicitation of theadvertising over to a business firm dealing in suchadvertising. This procedure has been followed inthe past, with more or less unpleasant results, ow¬ing to the disreputable methods employed by suchprofessional solicitors in securing advertising. Toavoid such unpleasantness this year, the directorsof the publication have determined to have alladvertising solicited by students; this is almostcertain to mean a decrease in revenue. IN DEFENSE OF NOTHING ... For thebenefit of the “Spectator” we would verymuch like to tell a story, a story of Mr.George Bernard Shaw. Mr. Shaw is quitenoted as a public speaker and he often hasoccasion’ to tell the world all about itself.One time in particular he had just finished apublic speech and everyone in the house wasclapping their hands and cheering at a greatrate. We say everyone but that is not quitetrue for as the applause faded away a singlevoice was heard in the gallery giving what isknown as the snake’* love call, Mr. Shawwas pefrectly equal to the situation for in aheavy aside he called to the unfriendly oneand said, “Ah, 1 too agree with you myfriend, but what are we among so many . .Mr. Shaw may take his bow now and wewill take ours shortly after.Another procedure which might be followed tomake certain that the yearbook would wind upthe year as a financial success would be to conducta high-pressure campaign of sales talks and bally¬hoo to secure advance pledges of subscribers tothe book. This, too, would be distasteful to thepublishers of this year’s Cap and Gown. Theirbelief is that there is a definite place for a stu¬dent yearbook at a University of the size and rep¬utation enjoyed by the University, and that thereis a sufficient number of students who also holdthis opinion to support the venture.Their intent is to publish if,‘and only if, suffi¬cient advance subscriptiong to the book are se¬cured to insure that the Cap and Gown will notfinish the year with a deficit. Agents are nowtaking orders for the publication, each order tobe secured by a deposit of one dollar, which willbe refunded if the book is not issued. The ad¬vertising for the volume will be solicited by stu¬dents, who will receive commissions therefor. Fi¬nancial limitations will doubtless necessitate thepublication of a smaller and less ornate yearbookthan has been customary in the past, but one We guess, that ope in the business ofthrowing bricks must occasionally expect tobe hit by oo^, so perhaps we can look atthe recent lambast ’’Spectator” gave usin the Athenaeum with a tolerant eye. Wethink it a shame howeveti that he should beforced to pay some of his $3.00 subscrip¬tion reading the tripe, aq for his benefit weare having privately printed as a supplementfor each issue of his MaYQpn an essay or bitof research into the methods and reasoningci all the Greek and Lithuanian philosophersthat we will have the time*to cover.H- a(. The Big Ten Musical ChampsHerbie Kay and his OrchestraFeature a Series of College Nights on Friday NiteDine, Dance and Be Entertained ina Real Collegiate AtmosphereWill be open until 3 A. M. Wednesday to accommodatestudents from Interfraternity BallNO COVERCHARGEAT ANYTIME minimumCHECKAFTER 9:30$1.00EXCEPT SAT. COMPLETEDINNER$1.505:30-9:30 P. M.HERBIEK>CV The New BLACKHAWK139 North Wabash AvenueThe business office finds that its conscienceis hurting them terribly^ AH because of thefact that they have a classified advertisementwhich they feel they C^p’t tpn. Some one leftthe copy for the ad aadif^rty-five cents onthe desk so to keep tha forty-five cents weare running the ad iddti^^lumn.WANTED . . Alljifritlqilin^J'gi^aduates be¬tween the ages of 18 and 2 1 who can playthe piano passably will 'jslease come to thePsi U house and get a'pledge button.We have, by the way, appointed ourselvesas Freddie Witmer’s manager so we wouldlike to run another ad, to .the effect that wewill rent him out at a very cheap rate.* * .nn *Last year at the Interfarternity Ball our carwas frozen so stiff we merely let it stand, wethought it might perhaps teach it a lesson.We will probably see a lot of the old reliablesthere. Jerry Jontry in a Baskin outfit and agirl whose nose he likes. OH, WHAT A WONDERFUL TURKEY!That’s what you will say if you have dinner with us on Thanksgiving Day.Young, fresh tender Tom Turkeys with chestnut dressing, specially selectedand roasted just right by our skilled woman cooks. Also juicy steaks, duck,chicken, goose, and a host of home made delicacies that will make yourdinner a real feast.THANKSGIVING DINNER $1.00LUNCHEON TODAY 50c; DINNER. . . .75cCOLONIAL TEA ROOMPHELPS & PHELPS6324 WOODLAWN AVENUE ‘If you plan to entertain a party on Thanksgiving dny (6 to 20guests) please phone today for reservations—Hyde Park 6324.THE DAILY MAROON,. WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 25. 1931f Page llireePsi U Beats Ramblers,in Touchball Final, 18-0along themidwayBY RUBE S. FRODIN, JR.This week has been one of hurryand bustle between rain storms.Last Saturday the juniors and theseniors conducted a very excitingtouchball game, about which we re¬fuse to comment. In the afternoonthe Badgers and Mr. Stagg’s teamengaged in a contest that was .a foot¬ball game instead of a track meet.Yesterday ' the Psi U’s beat theRamblers for the University touch-ball championship. Tonight every¬one is going to see each other at theinterfratemity ball. Totnorrow, wehope that a good portion of the stu¬dents will postpone their Thanksgiv¬ing dinner long enough to go over toStagg field and see the four ringcircus with Iowa, Illinois, Indianaand Chicago playing the chief parts.Besides the charity angle which hasbrought about the affair, the gamesought to be interesting to watch.Each team has conte through a hardschedule, and is about ready to roll► up the moleskins for the winter.^But, each team is about ready to cutloose and show the fans every of-^fensive trick that they were unableto use against strong conferenceopposition. Although provision hasI been made in case the contestantsplay a tie this correspondent will goL oil record as saying that the gamesought to be scoring festivals for thebacks. Iowa has a fast set'of backsI behind a weak line. Illinois has GilBerry, captain for 1932, and acouple of passers who almost turnedthe trick on the Maroons at Cham¬paign. Indiana has the lad Bobb,who ran 55 yards through North¬western fox a touchdown. }hicagohas Mahoney, Sahlin, Zimmer, BobWallace and Gene Buzzell. Don B»r-ney and A1 Summers will do mostof the defensive work in the back-field.Whereinasmuch as this columnwon’t have another crack at predict¬ing scores this sea.son, the charitygames are suitable material for anamateur predictor.Here they are: Chicago to beatIowa; Indiana to beat Illinois; Indi¬ana to beat Chicago.And in Saturday’s games:Northwestern over Purdue; Mich¬igan over Wisconsin; and Ohio Stateover Minnesota.Name Horwitz, SahlinOn Mythical TeamsSam Horwitz. captain and rightguard of the 1931 Maroon elevenwas named on the all-conrefenrcteam of H. (i. Salsinger, sportingeditor of the Detroit News. ^.Sal-singer characterized Horwitz asthe one light that kept Chicago inthe game all season. He said thatHorwitz and Captain ClarenceMuim of Minnesota were by farthe two outstanding guards of theconference.Ralph Cannon’s all-conferenceteam in the Chicago Daily Newsplaced '"nson (Spark Plug) Sahlitias an alternate hack. Sahlin hasput the offensive punch in the Chi¬cago attack all season. WIN CHAMPIONSHirFOR SIXTH nHE INLAST SEVEN YEARSHoagland’s Passes toj Hibben Scores I stTouchdownPsi Upsilon yesterday defeated theRamblers 18-0 to win their sixthintramural touchball championship inthe last seven years. The first touch¬down was scored late in the firsthalf, while the other two followedin close order in the second half.The Psi U.’s displaying a superiorrunning and passing game gainedground repeatedly after the firsthalf was well under way. At firstboth teams had difficulty in gain¬ing any ground, and neither teammade a first down until just preced¬ing the Psi U.’s first touchdown.First TouchdownThe first score came after a fiftyyard run back of a Rambler puntby Alger and Howard, to the Ram¬bler’s five yard line. On the nextplay, Hoagland sent a short pass toHibben who ran over for" the touch¬down. A pass from Howard toHoagland for the extra point wasincomplete.The Ramblers came their closestto scoring at the end of the half.On the kick-off, Woodard ran theball to the Psi U.’s twenty-five yardline. Two plays failed to gain anyground, and on the next play, a longpass from Colville was interceptedby Munn for the Psi U.’s on thairown five yard line. Several tries tomove the ball out from the goal post,were unsuccessful. The Psi U.’spunted as the half ended.Score in Second HalfThe Psi U.’s started on a marchfor their second touchdown with thebeginning of the next half. Algertook the kick-off and ran it backto his thirty yard line. After severalunsuccessful tries for yardage, theywere given a first down when Dag-neau. Ramblers, interfered with thereceiver of a pass. A pass, Hoag¬land to Alger to Hibben, made an-other first down. On the next play,a pass Howard to Hoagland to Lang¬ford to Hoagland waa good for fiftyyards and the second touchdown.The try for the point was unsucce.ss-ful.The Ramblers kicked off andgaine<l po.ssession of the ball whenHibben fumbled the kickoff. Munnintercepted a pass on the next playto give the Psi U.’s possession of theball. They again made a first downon a pass from Hoagland to Howard.The final touchdown resulted froma pass from Howard to Alger, toLangford to Hibben who ran overfor the score. Freshman Teams Play 0-0 TieIn Annual Harvard-Yale GameThe “Harvard” and “Yale” fresh¬man football teams yesterday playedto a 0-0 tie in their annual ganoe onGreenwood field. Play was slow andthere were few long gains due to themuddy conditions of the field. Thecold also made handling of the balldifficult.The ball moved back and forthfrom both ends of the field, bothteams having the ball in scoring po¬sition several times. The punting ofStorey for Harvard and Lovett forYale kept the ball out of the dangerzones most of the game.Harvard made 81 yards iromscrimmage against 68 for Yale.Storey was the principal groundgainer fur Harvard, gaining 69 ofhis team’s 81 yards. He carried theball seventeen times averaging 3.5yards per attempt.Lovett led Yale in yards gainedfrom scrimmage with 38 in fourteenattempts for an average of 2.7 yardsfor each time he carried the ball.Flinn carried the ball eight times fora total yardage of 18 yards. Hisaverage was 2.3 yards.Harvard attempted nine passes, | two of which were completed for atotal of 31 yards. Three passeswere intercepted. Yale also attempt¬ed nine passes. Two were complet¬ed for gains of five and ten yards,and three were intercepted.Yale came closest to scoring inthe third quarter when they had theball on Harvard’s eleven yard linewith a yard to go for first down. Onthe fourth down Chorvat tried aplunge off left guard but failed tomake the necessary yardage.The starting lineups were: Yale,Smith, left end; Christner, left tack¬le; Wolfenson, left guard; Hilton,center; Spearing, right guard; Wom-er, right tackle; and Baker, rightend. In the back field was Flinn,quarterback; Lovett, right halfback;Chorvat, left halfback; and Cullen,fullback.The Harvard line included: Tay¬lor, left end; Roby, ’eft tackie, Pe¬terson, left guard; Allen, center;Patterson, right guard; Howe, righttackle; and Voorhees, right end. Inthe back field was Bonaday, quar¬terback; Saikley, left halfback;Clark, right halfback, and Storey,fullback. MAROON CRIPPLESRETURN FOR IOWAGAME TOMORROW(Continued from page 1)effective relief work of the formeiSaturday gives him a strong count¬er claim to the pivot position.And in the backfield, Vin Sahlinand George Mahoney at halves; A1Summers at fullback; and Bob Wal¬lace at quarterback are possibilities.For that matter, so are Paul Stagg,Joe Temple, Don Birney, and PeteZimmer.Wallace played a great game upat Michigan and again at Illinois,until he was hurt. Sahlin scoredtouchdowns against Illinois and Wis¬consin, while Mahoney gained con¬siderable ground against the Illini.Summers is an excellent blocker anda defensive player.The last time the Maroons playedIowa was in- 1928, when Iowa won,13-0. Despite the impressive standthe Hawkeyes made against North¬western Saturday, the Maroonshave at least an even chance to re¬peat. The first-half strength ol theStaggmen has been a recurrent sur¬prise all season, and it hould stanathem in good stead in a thirty-minute game. Forty-three ReceiveFootball NumeralsAfter Annual GameForty three members of the Fresh¬man football squad were awardednumeral sweaters by the Athletic de¬partment yesterday afternoon, follow¬ing. Vale-Harvard game.The number of numerals given outwas the ?ame as last year. Those voreceive full numerals on a heavysweater are; George Allen, EdwardBaker, Kennett Capouch, Frank Chor¬vat, Daniel Clark, Thomas Fl'nn, Cas¬per Hilton, John Howe, RobertKeenan, Merritt Lovett. Ellniore Pat¬terson, Charles Roby, John Spearing,Barton Smith, Louis Turley, JoeTomie, Bartlett Peterson, Cecil Storey,VVilliani Vorhees, and John Womer.Reserve numerals on a heavysweater are awarded to: LeRoy Ayers,Albert Bonady, Frances Cayou, Ed¬ward Cullan, Roger Goman, DavidLevin, Robert Lindahl, Albert Saikley,Lansig, and Robert Lester.Reserve numerals on a light sweaterare received by: William Austin, Theo¬dore Bloch, Cook, Dexter Fairbank,Fryie, Arthur Grossman, W’illiamO’Donnell, Walter Mochel, BurtonSchwind, Bernard Wolf, Irving Wolfe,Frank Walsh, and Weiskoff.// I protect my voicewith LUCKIES"It's that delightful tasteafter ii cup of coffee that makes LuckiesXa hit with me. And naturally I protectmy voice with Luckies. No harsh irritantsfor me... 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Bixler, registrar of theUniversity, yesterday issued a com¬plete statement containing the re¬quirements for admission to the divi¬sions and for a bachelor’s degree.The Daily Maroon takes this oppor¬tunity to publish this material whichwill be included in next year’s Un¬dergraduate Handbook.DIVISIONAL REQUIREMENTSI. For Admission to the Division1. Biological Sciencesa. Completion of the require¬ments for graduation from theCollege, or their equivalent forstudents entering the Universitywith three or four years of workin other institutions.b. Completion of the secondyear college work in Biology.c. Completion of chemistry upto and including organic chem¬istry. (Courses 104, 105 and120).d. With consent of the Dean ofStudents of the Division andwritten recommendation of thedepartment concerned, provi¬sional admission to the Divisionmay be gi-anted to high gradestudents who have fulfilleo therequirements under “a” above,but not those under “b” or“c”.2. Humanities.a. Graduation from the Col¬lege.b. The ability to read in eachof two foreign languages equiv¬alent to that achieved by theaverage student who has hadtwo units in high school.3. Physical Sciences.a. Completion of the require¬ments for graduation from theCollege, or their equivalent.b. Satisfactory completion ofthree courses (usually majors)approved by the department inwhich the student desires tospecialize.c. With the consent of theDean and the department con¬cerned, provisional admissionmay be granted to stuaentswho have fulfilled the require¬ments under “a” above, but notthose under “b”.4. Social Sciencesa. Graduation from the College.II. For the Bachelor’s Degree:1. Biological Sciences (B. S.)a. Distribution of the student’stime shall be approximately asfollows: 1/3 within the depart¬ment in which the student ismajoring; 1/3 wdthin relateddepartment or departments; and1/3 elective of which not morethan half may be taken in thestudent’s major department. Atleast 2/3 of the work of each student in the Division shall beat the divisional level. The pro¬gram of work in the major andrelated departments of eachstudent shall be approved by theCounselor of the major depart¬ment. The program of pre¬medical students shall be ap'proved by the Dean of Studentsin the Division of the BiologicalSciences.b. A minimum' of three fullquarters of residence in the Di¬vision of the Biological Sci¬ences.c. Evidence of creditable workin all courses above the Collegelevel.d. Evidence of creditable effi¬ciency in the reading and trans¬lation of scientific German orFrench. Students planning togo on to graduate work in theDivision are urged to acquirereading efficiency in both.e. Final comprehensive examin¬ation on the student’s work inhis major department and re¬lated departments. Two yearsof work at the divisional levelwill normally prepare studentsfor the examinations for the de¬gree of Bachelor of Science.Exceptionally capable studentsmay be able to prepare forthem in less time.2. Humanities (B. A.)a. Completion of the curricu¬lum of the Division leading tothe degree which is designed tocover a period of two academicyears, although less or moretime may be required,b Completion of one academicyear of residence in the Divi¬sion.c. Completion of electivecourses in or outside of the Di¬vision occupying one-third ofthe student working time.d. Comprehensive examinationin a field of concentration oc¬cupying two-thirds of the work¬ing time.3. Physical Sciences.a. Completion of one academicyear of residence in the Divi¬sion.b. A reading knowledge ofFrench or German. Upon rec¬ommendation of a department,the Dean may permit the sub¬stitution of certain other mod¬ern languages, and, in > excep¬tional cases, may permit thesubstitution of other coursesfor a modern language.c. Satisfactory completion ofwork in electives in or outsideof the Division. id. The ability to write andspeak clear, correct, and effec¬tive English.e. A comprehensive examina¬tion in the field oi concentra¬tion (9 majors or the equivalentof basic work in one or more, departments).f. A secondary examination insome department or depart¬ments basic to or related to themajor department covering fourto six majors of work or itsequivalent.4. Social Sciences. (B. A.)a. The passing of a comprehen¬sive examination in the field ofthe Division for the preparationof which the students should Shop Talk“Our merchandise editor visits neighborhood shops and tells you what she sees."Cheering Football Fans agre€Victory goes to U. of C.Something else they ccm’t deny—When it comes to Pumpkin pieAnd Turkey dinners—planned foryou—Maid-Rite scores a touchdown, too.INVITATIONDine and Dance in OurFRENCH ROOM(second floor)To Eddie Varzo’s peppy dance orchestra during luncheon,dinner, and after the theater on Saturdays until 2 A. M.Good food, delightful dining room (two floors), cozybooths, and the finest dance floor in Chicago’s loop. You’llbe thrilled. Main floor never closes.Luncheon 40c and 50c Dinner 40c, 65c and $1.00A la carte service at all hours. No cover charge at anytime. We also cater to private parties, small or large.“Where Chicago Students Meet’*Garrick Restaurant(Formerly the Union)68 West Randolph StreetBetween Clark and Dearborn Sts.CHICAGO, ILLINOIS A four-way Football tournamentIS a treat in itself—but wait till youhear about the scrumptious Thanks¬giving Dinner Mr Driesen is servingat the Maid-Rite Grill for all youenthusiastic Football Fans and ev¬eryone else who appreciates a realFeast on Thanksgiving Day. Themenu—a big, long affair—lists themost excellent dinner combinations;everything ’specially tasty and ofBanquet-like proportions. And allfor 85c! You won’t want to miss thisdelicious, depression-proof Dinner—so after you’ve cheered Chicago to aWin take your party over to theMaid-Rite Grill.P. S. I’d call Fairfax 3852 forreservations—the Maid-Rite’s one ofthe most popular places ’roundCampus, Thanksgiving or no Thanks¬giving.The Interfraternity Ball is practi¬cally the next thing to getting mar¬ried or dying—as far as Flowers areconcerned. Oberg’s—1461 E. 57thSt. suggest several very new andnovel ways of wearing flowers thisyear. The mere mention of orchidsusually makes College Men growdevote approximately 5/18 ofhis time.b. The passing of an examina¬tion in the department of spe¬cialization for the preparationof which the student shouldspend approximately 7/18 ofhis time.c. The completion of electivework occupying approximately6/18 of the student workingtime.Two years of appropriate, workin the Division will normallyprepare a student f^r the exam¬inations for the degree,- but ex¬ceptionally capable, studentsmay be able to prepare forthem in less time. pale, but a perfectly exquisite, lav¬ender or green orchid pendant ismerely $3 now. Shoulder bouquetsare to be worn on the right shoul¬der this year, the Florists Conven¬tion got together at Atlantic Cityand -decided. And Gardenias—in ashoulder bouquet or a chain or fouror five are very lovely. ConsultOberg’s and “The Apple of youreye’’ will blossom forth most beau¬tifully at the Ball.Cluster ’round, dear children,while I tell you about Tom and Jer¬ry. This is not a Nursery SchoolTale, but a recipe you should relish,one and all; recommended ’speciallyfor cold nights when you come infrom studying on Campus—thed,cold and shivery. Carroll Bros., 1209East 55th iSt. will take your orderfor all the ingredients mentionedherein, or—if you’re too tired, toocold or too anxious, you may havesame promptly delivered by merelyphoning Plaza 8157 or 8158. 8eggs, 3 oz. Rum Flavoring Extract,1 qt. boiling water, 1 cup suga.r, 1tspn. of salt. Beat eggs, sugar, saltand Rum until thick; then pour onboiling water. Serve hot. (To pro¬hibition agents who have read thisfar with a smirky frown: this recipeis entirely non-alcoholic).Your hair—of course—and youi nails, and perhaps your skin musthave those few final, last-minutetouches for the Interfraternity Balltonight. (It’s like putting parsley^nthe turkey and whipped cream onthe dessert.) At the Beauty Shop inIda Noyes Hall, Miss Hill is ready togive finger waves, manicures and fa¬cials ’til you’ll all be so Beautiful!And we hope you have all kinds ofa good time at the Ball. O’HARA PICKS CAST(Continued from page 1)tickets by mail and may exchange.them for other nights if they do sobefore Wednesday noon, Dec. 2George Vander Hoef, business man¬ager, said yesterday. Exchanges canbe made by mail or by phoning Mid¬way 0800, local 47, between 2:30and 5 any afternoon.What’s Thanksgiving withoutPlum Pudding or Pumpkin Pie? Ifyou’re going home, think how pleas¬ed the family will be if you bringthem a spicy mince pie to top offMother’s delicious Turkey dinner. Ifyou’re having a Thanksgiving Feast—private-like and by yourself androommate (or such), plum puddingwill help to create just the rightThanksgiving Festive Air. Hahn’sBakery, 1370 East 55th St. and 1370East 63rd St. are baking—’speciallyfor Thanksgiving—delicious minceand pumpkin pies, pastries andcakes, and Plum Pudding, of course.Prepare yourselves for that specialkind of hunger that comes withThanksgiving Day, and stop atHahn’s tonight for your Pudding orPie. B. B.Mn. A. B. CoAkley Phone Mid. 2324A. B. C.Il•4 WOODLAWN AVE.AMERICA’S BEST CLEANERSWhen You Think of CleaninR—Think ofQualityPrieea Reasonable We Call and DeliverSpecial Turkey DinnerTHANKSGIVING DAYTable d’Hote85 Cents1004 Restaurant1004 East 55th St /A Sports Shop Specialfor slim young things!$19.50It looks like handcraftedColonial Crochet! With itsnew “ahr-holed” sweaterthat Vogue raves about—it*s a Sports dress that willtake the campus by storm!Be the first to wear one! Allthe ne%Yest colors in Sizes12 to 18.SPORTS SHOPThird Floor(HAVAITEVENW19-25 N. S«ale St., • CHICAGOhm ©aTHE FIRST UNITARIAN CHURCHWoodlawn Avenue at 57th StreetVON OGDEN VOGT, MinisterSUNDAY, NOVEMBER 29, 19311 1 :00 A. M.—“What Happens Inside. ” by Dr. Vogt.4:00 P. M.—Channing Club Tea. Open Forum and VesperService.Friday, November 27, 9:00 P, M. “Farmer’s Formal” Unitar¬ian Parish Hall. No tax! Student guests wel¬comed.VISITORS CORDIALLY WELCOMED UNIVERSITY CHURCH OF DI^IPLESOF CHWST57th and UniversityMinisters: Edward Scribner Ames and Wayne LeysDirector of Music and Education, Basil F. WiseSUNDAY. NOVEMBER 29. 1931 1:00 A. M.—Sermon Topic, “Our Mother Nature.”Ames. y5:30 P. M.—Wranglers. Tea, Program, DiSt. Paul’s Church50th and DorchesterParish Office: 4945 DorchesterAvenueTel. Oakland 3185REV. GEORGE H. THOMASSunday Services:Holy Communion, 8:00 A. M.Church School Service, 9:30 A.M.Morning Service, 11:00 A. M.Evening Service, 5:00 P. M.Young People’s Society6:00 P. M. The Church ofThe Redeemer(EPISCOPAL)56th and BlackstoneRev. E. S. WhiteEpiscopal Student PastorSUNDAY SERVICESHoly Communion, 8.00 A. M.Short Sung Eucharist, 9:30 A. M.Choral Eucharist and Sermon,11:00 A. M.Choral Evensong and Sermon.7:30 P. M.Three services every week-day.Church open daily for prayer andmeditation. Hyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Woodlawn Ave.Norris L. TibbettsRolland W. SchloerbMinistersSunday, November 2911:00 A. M.—Sermon. Mr. N.Tibbetts.6:00 P. M.—Teas.7:00 P. M.—Discussion Groups.8:00 P. M.—Sermon.'Mr. N.L. Tibbetts.CHRIST CHURCH (Episcopal)' 65th and Woodlawn Ave.The Rev. Walter C. Bihler, M. A., Rector.SUNDAY SERVICES, NOVEMBER 29,7:30 A. M.—Holy Communion.10:00 A. M.—Church School.1 1:00 A. M.—Holy Communion,5:00 P. M.—Young People’s Fellowship.8:00 P. M.—Evensong.8:40 P, M.—“Fellowship Hour.’* 1931 ATTEND THE CHURCHESTHEY ARE INTERESTEDIN YOUTHE DAILY MARCX)N. WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 1931 Page FivetheatrebyJane Kesner•TE,N nights in a bar ROOM”(or)the deserted HOME”StudebakerCastKillv Bryant’s Show Boat Troupe 'Sample Swichel Billy BryantSimon Slade Sam BryantMrs Morgan Joaephine BryantMary Morgan Betty BryantDrunkard Morgan. .Carol Carlingto'nFrank Slade Mack Frank.Philanthropiit Carol CarlingtonBanker’. Son Mack Frank.Villain Clyde SchaeferMrs Slade Joan MeyerMehitable CartwrightFlorence Reynold.Fiddler Joe Vic Fau.t•Olf' Man River”, noted' for justrollin’ alonff—has taker an extraloin: roll this time, and ca.st upontho Chicago stage a show boattroure. of the variety which hasplitMl its length for forty years,bringing “theatre” to folks on bothbank- of the Mississippi. Not at anyloss on dry land, the troupers opentheir repertoire with “Ten Nights ina Bar Room”, that venerable tem¬perance harangue, which started itseareer in 1858 as a moral melo¬drama. and without the alterationof a -ingle line, has reached in 1931,the heights of comic ballyhoo.In the world of the theatre whichwe know, where arduous rehearsaland careful staging are matters ofne<».'-ity. this production is a rol¬licking eccentricity As Mr. Bryantsay- in his curtain speech, it doesn’tmatter what they decide to present,they “just ring up the curain andbecin". Csed to presenting a dif¬ferent hill at a moment’s notice,this ca-t is ready to jump into changeof costume, slam up scenery, andlaunch into “Over the Hill” “UncleTom’s Cabin” or “Rip Van Winkle”,without more ado.And if. in "Ten Nights in a BarRoom”, little Mary is not greatlydifferentiated from little Eva—orSam Slade mightily resembles oldRip—no one cares. This is )b spon¬taneous theatre, which skids overthe footlights until the audience lapart of the performance ana the ac¬tion moves along to a medley ofbooing, hissing, stamping, and sing¬ing. The stage is simply no limitin show boat productions—the ac¬tion gallops all over the house. Andafter the intermission when the au¬dience is invited to join the castaround the bar—it is everybody’sshow.The audience arises enmasse andtroups hack stage to drink beer andeat cheese sandwiches with a gusto,reminiscent of pink lemonade drink¬ing at circuses. Grey-haaded menand women who can recall the dayswhen little Mary’s death was akinto tragedy—middle ageians whohave not forgotten when Joe Mor¬gan’s downfall was a prohibition ar¬gument—and^—us, drank (Prima)beer and chatted with the “artists”who trundle up and down the river,acting old chapters in Americantheatre history. Among the cashcustomers, elbowing in for the sipand chat, was Dean Chauncey Bouch¬er. There is something about thisshow boat atmosphere—it gives theaudience a chance to have a perfect¬ly "swell” time.The cast too, unconfined to theline- which were originally pennedfor their utterance—sally forth intosong and dance—everything from aFloradora sextette with batteredparasols, to the villain singing “Shemore to be Pitied than Scorned”—from the audience joining in thechorus of “Yip I Addy I Ay” to lit¬tle Mary, singing “I Live Over theBowery”—just after her supposedexit to heaven. Perhaps their gaietyhas evolved in part from the exi¬gencies of their life aboard the boat.These people not only act together—they live together. No place fora temperamental soubrette who musthave her place on the stage, or®he’ll quit.ft would be a long swim home ont^he customary journey from .Pitts-,i^rgh to New Orleans. And so—in¬stead of professional courtesy andaitistic forebearance, Billy Sryant’strout) have a veritable familyhimself plays the Yankee tippler,1*^ any gap with a limitless^amarole. His father is Simon“ ade the landlord who dies after ^quor has “poisoned his soul”. HisWife is the wife of a drunkard who^ielps him back to the sane way oflife and never reproaches him eventho’ he “treats )ier so lousy”. Andthe youngest Bryant is Billy’sdaughter who tap dances, sugs and,in between intermissions, ptays thelittle Mary, who would die to saveher father from the “old devildrink”.The non-Bryant members of thecast also have the community spirit,playing double parts with greatverve and very little differentiation.They have trouped together, actingso constantly, that the theatre is anevery day business and fun is theonly' rule which they are bound topreserve. The ten nights spent inthis bar room are as riotous as theycould only be in the company ofsuch seasoned “rounders”. BURSAR’S OFFICEREDUCESRENTSOFDORMITORY ROOMSReductions in rent on many ofthe rooms in the new men’s dormi¬tories as well as a number of roomsin Foster, Kelly, Beecher, Green,Hitchcock and Snell halls was an¬nounced yesterday by William Math¬er, Bursar.Adjustments in ten of the elevenrental brackets of the new residencehalls were announced, to go into ef-' feet the beginning of the winterj quarter. Rentals on the lover pric-I ed rooms in the halls are still well! below the level of general rentalsj for similar quarters elsewhere, andj the adjustments for the winter andI spring quarters have been made on rooms heretofore In the higher ren¬tal brackets.These reductions have been madeby the University entirely for stu¬dent benefit as there are almost novacancies in any of the halls withthe exception of the men’s dormi¬tories. The adjustments in rentalswill also apply to the University’sfurnished apartments for marriedgraduate students.. A new feature in the nature ofself service housing will be tried in the upper section of Gates hall I ters at a low..cost by caring for theirfor women who wish to secure quar-1 own rooms.Delicious Barbecue with Our Own“MYSTERY SAUCE”Drop in for lunch or at nightOpen 11 A.M. to 2 A.M.Sat. 11 A.M. to 4 A.M.Curb Service Fountain ServiceBeach View Barbecue1551 Hjriie Park Bird.Under I. C. Viaduct Make this a realThanksgiving. . . An open fire . . Quiet, friendly atmosphere . .A wholesome and delicious turkey dinner. Ittakes them all to make the day complete. Youwill enjoy Thanksgiving at the Green Shutter.Green Shutter Tea Shop5650 Kenwood Ave.YOU needn't tell meknow Camel isthe fresh cigarette.because ilderfreshCamels are never parehed or toasted!foLKS who smoke really fresh cigarettes madefrom choice sun-ripened tobaccos never have togive a thought to their throats.That^s because such fresh cigarettes retain naturalmoisture —and are gratefully smooth, cool, throat-friendly, mild.Gimels are the fresh cigarette—everyone knowsthat now—they^re blended from the finest Turkishand mild Domestic tobaccos that money and skillcan buy.We would never dream of parching or toasting Vi ^ ‘JR. J, Reynolds Tobacco Compands Coast^tod^oast Radio ProgramsPRINCE ALBERT QUARTER HOUR.Alice Joy/KNdHaach.” and Prince Albert Orchestra, diPM*tion Panl Van Loan, every night except Swi* «day, N.B.C. Red Network |these choice sun-ripened tobaccos—that would onlydrive off or destroy the natural moisture that makesCamels fresh In nature^s own mild way.The Camel Humidor Pack protects a fine cigarettefresh with natuf^ moisture — it could do little ornothing to fres^pn a cigarette that is dried-out orfactory-stale.If you smokr for pleasure, see for yourself whatfreshness megns in mildness and flavor—switch toCamels for ju9t one day—then leave them, if you can!I ^R. J. REYNOLDS TOBACCO COMPANYWinstonStdem^ N, C.• I HCAMP QUARTER HOUR, Morton Downey, TonyWons, and Camel Orchestra, direction JacqnesRenard, every night except Snnday, ColnmbiaBroadcasting SystemSee local paper for timeMade FRESH-lfepr FRESHDon’t remove the moisture-proof wrapping from yourpackage of Camels after you open it. The Camel HumidorPack is protection against perfume and powder odors,dust and germs. In offices and homes, even in the dryatmosphere of artificial heed, the Camel Humidor Packdelivers fresh Camels and keeps them right until the lastone has been smoked kFRESH\ ^ ^ ^uLtJfexSkO ini. E. J. B.7aoi<k T.btM. CtmpmrPage SixmstDO YOU HAVE ROOM-MATE TROUBLE?Does he believe that what’s his, is his andwhat’s yours is his too? Is he always borrowingthe books you need or the tie you want to wear?Why not put an end to your inconvenience nowby getting a room for yourself. Right herein TTie Trading Post you have a choice of sev¬eral clean, warm, and cozy rooms at reasonablerentals. Select one of them today and you’llrealize how convenient it is to have your thingsavailable when you want them.EXPERT TYPEWRITING. Termpalters, theses, etc. Work calledfor and delivered. Vincennes 1101.UNIVERSITY LUNCHGOOD COOKING at popularprices. Quick service. Women in¬vited. Opposite Snell on Ellis. WANTED—Girl to do 4 hrs. typ¬ing daily in S. Side Hospital. Workmay be done any time before 6P.M. in exchange for board androom in nurse’s residence. MissRobinson.TO RENTATTRACTIVELY furn. singleroom. Breakfast privilege. Greatlyreduced. 60&6 Kimbark. Dor, 10136. WANTED—Girl living in the vi¬cinity of 80th and Jeffery to takechild home from University Ele¬mentary School at 11:30 daily. MissRobinson.FOR RENT—Room, one doubleand one single. Reasonable. 5725Kenwood Ave. WANTED—Girl to stay withchild several nights a week in re¬turn for board and room. MissRobinson.EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIESWANTED—Fraternity and unaf-iiliated student representative tosell standard and reputable drugneeds. Salary and commission.Goldstern Products Co. Call Har¬rison 1191 for appointment. ■WANTED—Girl as mother’s help¬er. 2 children 6 and 12 yrs. ofage. In exchange for room andboard. Miss Robinson.W’ANTED—Students to work formeals in Hotel near campus. Mustbe willing to rent room in hotel.Reasonable rates. Mr. Kennan. WANTED—Student interested inearning a free trip to Europe byacting as representative to CollegeTravel Club. Mr. Kennan.WANTED — Representative forMid-West Electric Co., to sell elec¬tric mirror. Mr. Kenan.WANTED—Campus representa¬tive to procure orders for nation¬ally known brands of box candy.Special price offer. Mr. Kennan. WANTED — Man interested Inboys’ club to work 12 to 15 houifa week in exchange for room. Mr.-Kennan.TWENTY-EIGHT YEARS AGONovember 25, 1903On Thanksgiving eve, Mr. andMrs. Gieorge Vincent gave their an¬nual football banquet for membersof the team. After the banquet, theytrimmed hats, had a Bird Centerswap party and the evening endedwith a Virginia reel.Erection of the west stands atMarshall field was temporarily halt¬ed. A man who owned a four-storyflat building on the West side ofEllis avenue was in the habit of sell¬ing seats and standing room on hisroof for spectators to witness thegame on Marshall field. When hesaw that the stand was being erect¬ed, he circulated a petition amongproperty holders to stop its erection.Superintendent Mcl^ain of the Budd¬ing and Grounds department circu¬lated a petition for the Universityand succeeded in obtaining a major¬ity of the property owners. Workwas resumed.The University Settlement leagueis planning a new building for Uni¬versity settlement workers. At pres¬ent, the workers are living above afeed store in two flats connected bya long corridor. were: Andrew Brislen, Thomas Cow¬ley, Samuel Horwitz, Waltar Knuo-son, Paul Stagg, Joe Templei WalterTrude, Erret Van Nice, Arthur Ab¬bott, Stanley Hamberg, Louis Kanne,Kenneth MacKenzie, Robert Mac-Neille, Keith Parsons, Alvin Rewitch,and Bernard Wien.Dr. Edwin B. Frost, head^okes observatory, will discuments of Cosmic PhilosophjT unthe auspices of the William VaugtihMoody foundation.The brain cells of Nicolai Leninwere found by Berlin scient^p^be many times larger thanthe average man.FOURTEEN YEARS AGONovember 25, 1917A new campus magazine whichsucceeds the Maroon monthly waspublished. It is called the Chica¬goan. The main bod'y of the mag¬azine consists of short stories.Before the footbaSl game Satur¬day, the freshmen, in costume, chas¬ed a greased pig, ran a relay race,and had a flag pole race—to amusethe spectators.Forty-eight University men re¬ceived commissions at the secondtraining camp at Fort Sheridan. YOURFAMILY MuiiiDESERVES”THE BEST 'See that they gt\ it byhaving them stbp ktTHE IPLAISANCEOn the Midway atJackson Park.*> Minutes from the CamtiusSPECIAL liMONE YEAR AGONovember 25 1930Five hundred tickets were soldfor the annual Interfraternity ball,which was held at the Medinah Ath¬letic club. Frankie Masters orches¬tra was to play.Awards of major “C’s” were giv¬en to sixteen football men. They RATEfor parents and-^^Mifidtiof University$2.50 per dayS’"*THANKSGIVINGDINNER -3I#TRY OUR SPECIALSUNDAY DINNERSpecial Middlc-nite LuncheonsSelected Quality FoodJ. & C. Restaurant1527 E. 55th St Dor. 10361 From noon till 8:30 P." M. ■'r-$1.25(Week nights $1.00)Lester M. Livingston,Manager THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY. NOVEMBER 25, 1931TODAYon theQUADRANGLESUndergraduate OrganizationsThe Undergraduate council meets |at 3:30 in Ida Noyes hall. |Arrian meets at 3:30 in the green iroom, Ida Noyes hall.Pi Delta Phi cosy at 3 in the Wic-1ker room, Ida Noyes hall.Music and ReKgious ServicesDivinity Chapel: a service ofThanksgiving music. At 12, in Jos¬eph Bond chapel.Organ mf sic, at 5 in the Univer¬sity chapel. Porter Heaps plays Boell-;mann’s “Suite Gothique,” Arcadelt’s I“.A.ve Maria,” Reger’s “Benedictus,”Bach’s “My Heart Ever Faithful,” jand Wagner’s “Ride of the Valky- jries.” ' Departmental ClubsThe Mathematical club meets at4:30 in Eckhart 206. Dr. EdwardCarus discusses “Grassman’s VectorCalculus.”The Zoological club: Professor C.Judson Herrick talks on “The His¬tological Analysis of the AmphibianBrain.” At 4:30, in Zoology 29.The Philosophy club meets at 7:45in Classics 20. “The AstronomersInterpretation of the Universe,” As¬sistant Professor Walter Bartky.Social EventsFaculty Women’s luncheon at 12,Ida Noyes hall.Interfraternity ball, at 9 in theBlackstone hotel.THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 26Charity football tournament, 1 P.M. at Stagg field. Chicago vs. Iowa,Illinois vs. Indiana: winners to playthe third game.FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 27Undergraduate OrganisationsW. A. A. Tea at 3 in Ida Noyes hall.The German club meets at 4 inthe library, Ida Noyes hall.Music and Religious ServicesDivinity chapel: Assistant Profes¬sor Kincheloe of the Theologicalseminary. At 12, in Joseph Bondchapel.Noon concert of symphony rec¬ords, at 12:30 in the Reynolds club.Excerpts from Gilbert and Sullivan’s“Trial by Jury.”Organ music, at 5 in the Univer¬sity chapel. Porter Heaps playsFranck’s “Piece Heroique,” McKin¬ley’s “Lament,” Yon’s “GregorianScherzo” Schmidt’s “Prelude,” andDupre’s “Prelude and Fugue in Gminor.”Japanese chamber music andclassical dancing, at 8:15 in Mandelhall. The International Student’sassociation.MiscellaneousThe Dames book review clubmeets at 2:45 in room A, Ida Noyeshall. Public lecture: “The Flood ofLaws and the Lobby.” Henry WToll, lecturer on Political Science.At 6:45, in the Art Institute.Tea for members and guests ofthe American Physical society. 3:3oto 5:30, in Eckhart Common room.' SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 2sRadio lecture: “News from theQuadrangles.” William MorgensternDirector of Public Relations. 8:30A. M., on station WMAQ.Social EventsTlTe Dames club meets at 3 in IdaNoyes hall. Associate Professor Da¬vis Edwards reads “The Barretts ofWimpole Street.”Bulgarian Girl Students’ dance,at 8 in Ida Noyes hall.Arrian club bridge and dance8 in Ida Noyes hall.SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 29Radio organ recital, at 10:3ii onstation WMAQ.University Religious service atat11 in the University chapel.Charles W. Gilkey will preach. DeanFootballandTurkeythe twin traditions ofThanksgivingAll for85cMenuFruit CocktailCream of Chicken SoupHead Lettuce Salad - Thousand Island DressingRoast Young Vermont Turkey - Chestnut DressingFresh Cranberry SauceorLong Island Duck - Apple DressingRoast Young Capon - Olery DressingFried Spring Chicken - Country StyleT-Bone Steak - Fresh Mushroom SauceGrilled Lamb Chops - Mint JellyFillet Mignon - Fresh Mushroom SaucePrime Rib of Beef Au JusFrench Pork Tenderloin - Cinnomon Apple'Mashed Potatoes - Candied SweetsCreamed Cauliflower - Buttered PeasHot RollsHome Made Pumpkin Pie - Whipped Cream What a Thanksgiving this will be! A chanceto see four Big Ten teams in action. Here’s realfootball for you—and plenty of it. The Charitytournament on Stagg field will present three ex¬citing games to establish the supremacy of oneof these—Chicago, Iowa, Illinois, Indiana. Char¬ity the cause, and lots of swell football the re¬sult.And here’s the glorious Turkey Day ban¬quet. The Maid-Rite Grill will enter into thespirit of things by serving a dinner that’s a surewinner as soon as it starts on its way to answerthe call of your appetite.And you may have this meal fit for a kingwithin kicking distance of Stagg field. Mr.Driesen will be ready to serve up the feast from12 noon until 8 P. M.Plum Pudding - Hard SauceStlraw^enry Shortcake - Whipped Cream^ loe Cream - Orange IceHome Made CakesAmerican Cheese - Wafers ’’Home Made Cranberry PieCoffee - Tea - Milk - Buttermilk Mr. Driesen suggests that you make yourreservation now. You won’t be the only one,you know, who will be dropping in at the Maid-Rite for the turkey part of their turkey-and-foot-ball.Maid-Rite Grill1309 East 57th StreetJ -J.,..-.'--'.- I