Vol. 32. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 1931 Price Five CentsCap and Gown to Resume ' iAMES MAKES PLEA COUNCIL TO RESTRICTPublication; Staff Bears :F OR DISARMAMENT CANDIDATES FOR AUFinancial Responsibility IN TALK LAST NIGHT EECTIVE POSITIONS Ted Weems and His BandProvide Stage Show forCampus Movie TomorrowLaunch SubscriptionDrive Next WeekOn Campus BETTY PARKER ISCADET ^COLONEL*(.'ontingent upon the fact that thestaff of the 1932 Cap and Gownmust agree to assume full financialresponsibility, permission has beengranted the editors to resume publi¬cation for another year by DeanWilliam Scott, director of studentpublications. The shifting of finan¬cial re sponsibility from the Univer¬sity to the collective staff of theyear book, in the words of Gil White,editor, means that the student bodymust give immediate indication ofthe fact that a definite demand forthe publication exists.Subscription DriveA subscription drive will belaunched the first of next week ac-ccirding to William Custer, businessmanager of the year book. The price(il the publication will be $2.50, and.1^ was the practice followed last\ear, each subscriber may make acb po.<it of $1.00, with the option ofcompleting the purchase any timebefore spring. An elaborate systemof fraternity canvassing has beendeviled wherein a member of eachcuganization will be selected to con¬duct sales within each house. Boothswill he erected in both Cobb and.Mandel hall corridors next Mondaywith staff members at the desksfrom 9 until 3. Betty Parker has been elected the1931-1932 honorary colonel of theR. O. T. C. Sne succeeds BarbaraCook in this capacity.Elections were held on the basisof campus activitie.s by members ofCros.sed Cannon, honorary militarysociety. Betty Parker is secretaryof Wyvern, a member of the Mir¬ror board and former Mirror star,a college .aide and an upperclasscounsellor. She took the part ofImogen, an English ingenue, in the-eeent production of the DramaticAssociation, “To Meet the Prince.”The duties of the honorary colonelare to repre.sent the department ofmilitary .science at all social func¬tions. With Lief Erickson, cadet-major, she will represent the unit ata dance to be held at Northwe.sternnext month. According to prece¬dent. the honorary colonel has al¬ways been selected to lead the grandmarch of the Military Ball in theSpring. Says America Is ChiefObstacle in WayOf ProposalLIIRARV ACQUIRESEARLY MANUSCRIPTSIn order to insure publication, itua> estimated by White an«l Custerthat at least 700 advance subscrip¬tions for the Cap and Gown must be'ccured. In the event that suffi-tions for the Cap and Gown must betiu* continued editing of the annual,the staff will of its own accordcease activities and there will be no< a[) and Gown for 1932. Mrs. Neilson GivesEarly AmericanNovels 72Former DeficitThe deficit incurred by the staff<'f the annual in 1930 has resultedin the ITniversity regulations, whichlast year stipulated that 1000 ad¬vance subscriptions be .secured,and which this year definitely shift¬ed the financial responsibility fromadministration to staff. In addition,th( practice of .securing advertising‘iiiitfacts through a national bureau,which entailed a 50 per cent divisionof gross advertising receipts, hasbeen abolished and the success of thef ap and Gown is dependent uponstudent enterprise alone.fhe intensive subscription drivewhich was directed la.st year by Ray^ ane and William Kinchelow, editorand busine.ss manager of the Capand (,own respectively, was succe.ss-ful in obtaining 946 advance depos-■ts of .$1.00 each, and placed the>ear book upon a financial workingbasis. Actually, only 340 of theadvance subscribers completed thepurchase, paying the $1.50 balance.In spite of this, the staff was ablefo^ accumulate a net profit of Ihecedence over all other collegesin the United States in the posses¬sion of early American literaturedocuments is claimed by the Uni¬versity an the basis of the recentaijuisition of the .Atkinson collectionof some sevent.v-two novels, writtenand printed in the states before1S30. This collection added t7)thirty-nine novels we already pos¬sessed and to the Atkinson collec¬tion of early .American dramas re¬ceived in 1925 furnishes ground forthe assertion.The collection of novels was pve-<=e!ited to the University through thegenerosity of Mrs. Frances W. Neil¬son, who provided endowment forthe William V'aughn Moody Collec¬tion of Early .American Literature.Mrs. Neilson donated $26,054 forthe pui’chase of books, with thestipulation that only the incomefrom the gift, approximately $1200,should be spent each year for docu¬ments.Mr. Fred .Atkinson, bookdealer, jassembled the collection of early ,.American dramas which Mrs. Neil- json’s brother, Mr. Charles H. Swift,(Continued on page 4) i BY INGRED PETERSEN“Be charitable, America, to thoseunfortunate countries who experi¬enced violent ravages through num¬erous invasions during the WorldWar and lend your valuable and con¬fidence-inspiring support to their ef¬forts for disarmament by joiningforces with the League” was the pleaof .Sir Herbert Ames, first treasurerof the League of Nations, when hespoke on “Di.sarmament” last eve¬ning in Leon Mandel hall.The greatest ob.stacle which facesthe League, according to Sir Ames,is that America, refusing to becomea member, will offer aid to thatcountry which may be blocked bythe nations of the League for breachof League treaty. In th* event ofsuch an occurence Englanu as thegreatest naval power in the Leaguewould be faced with two alterna¬tives: to declare war with the Uinted.States or to withdraw from theLeague. Sir .Ames climaxed thesestatements with the remark that hew'as not prepared to say which ofthe two possibilities his countrywould favor..Sir Ames created the general im¬pression that he was extremely in¬tolerant of persons who ventured todisagree with England’s League pol¬icy. His antagonistic attitude onthe subject was made emphatic by astatement to the effect that, “It isthe high-minded citizens of the Unit¬ed States who advocate national dis¬armament.” New Rule Will LimitOffices StudentsMay Hold TED WEEMSDefinite action designed to con¬trol the number of activities inwhich a student may participate wastaken by the Undergraduate Councilat its meeting yesterday afternoonin Ida Noyes hall. The followingregulation was approved by itsmembers:All student organizations, includ¬ing athletic teams, must submit tothe Undergraduate Council prior totheir annual elections a list of theoffices to be filled and of the candi¬dates who are eligible for electionto these offices. The council willconsider these lists and determinewhat other time-consuming positionsor occupations the individuals al¬ready have. In the event thac anycandidate is at the time o? consid¬eration holding another major postor numerous minor positions, which,in the estimation of the Council,will interfere with efficient per¬formance of new and old duties, theCouncil will recommend to the or¬ganization the withdrawal of hisname from its list of candidates.This recommendation will only bemade after the individual in ques¬tion and other members of the or¬ganization have appeared before theCouncil and presented the factsbearing upon his ability to capablyadminister all offices in question. Entertainment BenefitsStudent ReliefFundPSIUPSILON NOSES0UTA.T.0..7T06The purpose of this action, whichbecomes effective immediately, istwo-fold* First, it is believed that(Continued on page 4)r. V. SMITH TO BROADCASTON ‘PHILOSOPHERS IN HADES'“Philosophers in Hades,” a week¬ly radio feature program will be in- 'augurated by Professor T. Y. Smith 'of the Philosophy department, De¬cember 1 over station WMAQ. Theprogram will be basically education¬al, but in fantastic form.In the inaugural program, Mr. !Smith will explain his transition |from earth to Hades including anactual account of his death, which 'occurred when he was riding in theaeroplane in which Knute Rockne :met his death. He briefly outlines jhis earthly mission at the time of ihis death. He had been sent by a jgroup of financiers to talk with Will jRogers, as philosopher to philosoph¬er in an attempt to dissuade Rogers jfrom ridiculing President Hoover on 'a certain political i.ssues which the ifinanciers wanted passed. .As he rides [ in the plane, he gives a short sketchof Rockne and the other passengers.When he realized the plane is goingto crash, he recites a short philos¬ophical creed, and awaits his finis.It is with complete surpri.se thatthe philosopher finds himself sailingthrough space, dead. He describesdeath as being a state of peacefulcoma, in which a being is magneti¬cally drawn to a certain destinedlevel. He is con.scious of travelingthrough space, but when Rocknepasses him, he does not exert his willto follow him. Finally he reachesand crosses the river Styx.Socrates is the first philosopherwhom Professor Smith encounters.In the series of radio programs hewill meet philosophers from everylieriod and discuss modern problemsfrom their point of view in contrastwith his own. Winner Enter Finals inI-M TouchballTourneyIn one of the hardest foughtgames of the sea.son, P.si Upsilon,touchball champions of the Univer-1sity last year, pa.s.sed into the 1931 ■finals by nosing out A. T. 0. by the islim margin of a point after touch- idown. The final score was 7-6. 'IPlay was even the first half,neither team showing any advant¬age in punting or ground-gaining,and both teams intercepting a greatnumber of pas.ses. The first breakin the game came three minutes be¬fore the end of the fir.st half whenHibben took the ball over the goal¬line for Psi U after a series of longpas.ses. Hoagland caught a na.ss forthe point after touchdown and themargin of victory.In the last half, -A. T. O., fightingto retain its place in the final round,completely outclassed the champions,keeping the ball continually in PsiU’s territory, and finally scoringwhen McGuigan intercepted a passon tKe Psi U ten yard line. The trialfor point failed, and the A. T. 0..’sthen missed another chance to takethe game out of the fire when a pass(Continued on page 4)Rare Old Documents in Wieboldt Exhibition•'?7.")R.98.WOMEN RETALIATE;PRESENT CONCERTS Recall Human InterestIncidents of Life inMiddle Ages.Betty Ann Nelson, Freshman,walked in on the Reynold’s club vic-lola records concert recently, and"as politely informed that only men"eie allowed, and would she pleaseeave. Sensing injustice in the sit¬uation and possessing a good collec¬tion of concert records herself she' ecided to present con'^erts for wom¬en, too.Any noon between 1.2:30 and 1:15etty may be found playing a pro¬gram of symphony records in Idao.ves theatre.... and the audienceConsistently grows.Ida Noye.s authorities approve,and Betty i.s quite willing for any¬one who is intere.sted, to attend.or will anyone be politely inform¬ed that the concert is for womenon y, would he please leave. BY PROFESSOR EDITH RICKERTThere are many ways of usingmanuscripts. In Victorian timesthe illuminations were cut out andpa.sted into .scrapbooks. The effectwas very pretty, and what wasthrown away was only old writing,of course! Since the recent PropertyAct in England, lawyers have beenselling old deeds by the pound; theymake attractive lampshades and cal¬endars, and very good toy drums.After all, the past is dead and gone,say these traffickers.But is it gone? In Wieboldt Halltoday, your eyes can look upon anEnglish manuscript (Miracles of theVirgin) written at the time of Wil¬liam the Conqueror or William Ru¬fus, written and illuminated with astrangely beautiful Virgin andChild, when England was still main¬ly Saxon, and Hereward the Wake was fighting the invaders. Or, ifyou plea.se, you can .see a deed con¬cerning the meadow of Turgariusthe Miller drawn up at about the i.<ame time as Magna Charta. Or you |can see a copy of Magna Charta it- iself, copied with the Statutes, about;seven hundred years ago and boundin a neat little book, not bad to car-;ry in a pocket today. Such thingstouch the imagination, and imagina- jtion is the power by which we chief-1ly live and grow.In the present exhibition for ex-1ample, there is a lovely French man- ju.script, a copy of a treatise on the jeducation of a prince, written about1285 for the Dauphin who becamePhilippe le Bel and translated intoFrench, almost at once, our copy be-ine beautifully written and illumin¬ated. But on a flyleaf is a drawinglike nothing else known; an oak treebearing the royal arms of Englandand the word “engle terre” and sixpairs of shields with the arms andnames of some of the noblest fam¬ilies. French. Flemish, and Englishof the early 14th' century. It is con¬ jectured to be a record of somegreat tournament.Another recent acquisition is the“Livra des Echecs”, a French trans¬lation of a popular Latin treatisecomparing life to a game of chess.Our copy is one of a very few madeby two translators working together.The pages shown contain a pictureof a French wayside alehouse, withthe “bush” on a pole before it andthe taverner offering drink to ar¬riving guests.During the process of .setting upthis exhibition, two interesting newitems turned up. One was in con¬nection with an Italian f MS, andmust be told by the person who dis¬covered it. The other was the con¬version of a supposed drawing of anancient sheep into the (probable)English lion. Some bailiff of amanor amused himself by drawingon the back of his roll a shield withthe three crowns of St. Edmund,and a helmet with a crest which isa very sheepish-looking lion, and themotto: “Heer hope, heer help.”Of the MSS, some have been shown before, but there are recentacquisitions of .special interest. Oneis a copy of .Johannes de Wallensis’educational treatises (including onefor women), with a characteristicbinding in red, with a label, andturks’ head “indexes.”.Among the MSS of Italian hu¬manists recently purchased is oneprobably never printed..And finally, there are five newEnglish MSS. Two are copies of thepopular history called “The Brut”two are by Dan John Lydgate, monkof Bury St. Edmund’s (where theRyerson Collection came from); andthe last is the McCormick Chaucer,a copy of the “Canterbury Tales”which was owned very early by(perhaps written for) a member ofthe Harewell family connected withWells Cathedral. It continued to beowned in the west of England untilit was bought by the Earl of Ash-burnham (10th century) and aboutthirty years ago by Sir William Mc¬Cormick, and so by tbe generosityof Mr. Ryerson to us. Ted Weems and his orchestra willentertain in Mandel hall tomorrowafternoon at 3:30 for the benefit ofthe Student Relief Fund.This popular leader and his danceorchestra, now being featured atthe Trianon ballroom, 62nd andCottage Grove avenue, will presenta three-quarter hour stage show andconcert as part of a program whichwill also include the showing of atalking moving picture film of Uni¬versity life. The film and the musicoffered by Ted Weems’ fifteen pieceband together comprise an after¬noon of entertainment of a naturenever before offered on the campus.Play Specialty NumbersTed Weems is appearing in Man-del, hall through the co-operation ofJames Petrillo, president of theMusicians’ Federation of America,and Ml’. Andrew Karzas, owner ofthe Trianon ballroom. Weems willpreside as master of ceremonies, in¬troducing the specialty numbers andleading the orchestra as it offers aconcert of popular hits.Tickets for this program may be.secured for thirty-five cents fromstands in Cobb hall, Ida Noyes hall,Mandel cloister, or from salesmenabout the campus. Admittance atthe door may be obtained for thesame price. All proceeds from theperformance will go to the ReliefFund, for Ted Weems has offeredhis services to the committee free ofcharge.Accommodations for 1200 are of¬fered by Mandel hall. The appear¬ance of Ted Weems and the factthat this is the premier perfoi’manceof the University talkie, assures acapacity audience of students, theRelief Fund committee believes.Band Known NationallyThis Trianon ballroom orchestrais among the best known bands inthe country. It has played for morecollege proms than any other or¬chestra. At the present time,Weems i.s broadcasting over WGN,and also over an NBC chain througnKYW. His orchestra first came intonational prominence with the Victorrecording of “Somebody Stole MyGal.” Among his better known rec¬ords are “Piccolo Pete”, “HarmonicaHarry”, “The One Man Band”, “TheBroken Record” and other noveltytunes.Among the orchestra’s vocalistswho will contribute to the stageshow tomorrow are Country Wash-burne, Parker Gibbs, Red Ingles,Weston Vaughan and Elmo Tanner.Weems while in school was a mem¬ber of Delta Sigma Phi.The film, produced on this cam¬pus and featuring many students ofthe University, will be shown fora second time after the stage show,enabling late arrivals to see the pic¬tures. Arrangements for the pro¬gram are in charge of Kenneth Mul¬ligan.DR. FRIDAY OUTLINESFIELD OF VALUATIONPossibilities of a new and grow¬ing vocational field, that of valua¬tion, were outlined by Dr. David Fri¬day, nationally know’n economist, ina talk yesterday morning beforeCommerce and Administration se¬niors.“In a complex society such asours,” Dr. Friday said, “there is agrowing need for men w’ith theproper ability to prepare and pres¬ent information concerning valua¬tion of property of many kinds.Considered as a vocation, Dr. Friday said that work in valuation iion the borderline between law anceconomics. Students hoping to cn^gage in the work should be traineein law, accounting, and general economics.1THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 1931Page Twoimlg iUoraonFX)UNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THEUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished morninRS, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, |during the Autumn. Winter and Spring quarters by The DailyMaroon Company, 5831 University Ave. Subscription rates $3.00 jper year: by mail, $1.30 per year e*tr». Single copies, dve-centa jeach. IEntered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the post !office at Chicago, Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879. \The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationLOUIS N.- RIDENOUR, JR., Editor-in-ChiefROBERT T. McCarthy, Business ManagerMERWIN S. ROSENBERG, Managing EditorMARGARET EGAN, Senior EditorJANE KESNER, Senior EditorASSOCl.-iTB EDITORSDOROTHY A. BARGEMANMAXINE CREVISTONRUBE S. FRODIN, JR.BION B. HOWARDINGRED K. PETERSENJ. BAYARD POOLEJAMES F. SIMONWARREN E. THOMPSONSLEANOR E. WILSON BUSINESS ASSOCIATESJOHN D. CLANCY. JR.EDGAR L. GOLDSMITHSOPHOMORE ASSISTANTSRICHARD J. YOUNGWALTER MONTGOMERYVINCENT NEWMANEDWARD SCHALLERTAYLOR WHITTIERSOPHOMORE EDITORSJANE BIESENTHALMELVIN GOLDMANWILLIAM GOODSTEINEDWARD NICHOLSONTASULA PETRAKISROSEMARY VOLK HOBART GUNNINGBETTY HANSENROBERT HERZOGDAVID LEVINEEUGENE PATRICKWILLIAM WAKEFIELDJANE WEBERNight Editor: J. Bayard PooleAssistants: Goodstein and HerzogThursday, November 19, 1931THE RELIEF DRIVE PICKS UPNew life having been breathed into the Student |relief drive, the announced purpose of which en¬deavor is to raise from students a thousand dollarsto go to the aid of needy students, the outlook forits final success is a good deal brighter. Effortstoward solicitation have been made more con¬certed than they were preceding The Daily Ma¬roon’s editorial deploring the lackadaisical meth¬ods employed in the drive, and they are beginning [to show results. jTwo fraternities have already pledged a total iof fifty-five dollars toward the fund; none of theothers have been heard from. A nationally fam- ,ous orchestra has been secured to entertain in ’Mandel hall between showings of the all-campusmovie, which will at that time be presented tor |the first time on any screen, para-phrasing an oldsaying of the University Dramatic association, {'he ;proceeds of the showing of this movie will go |toward swelling the fund, which should havereached respectable proportions by the end ofthe week.Sponsors of the fund, apparently, have givenup their old aim of raising the thousand dollarsin a week; they seem to have abandoned their Ioriginal idea that their duty was merely to pui |an opportunity for aid in the way of the under- !graduate, and then leave it largely up to the in¬itiative of each undergraduate to take advantageof it and contribute. This latter step is one ofdefinite value; for an undergraduate’s lack of in¬terest in things not definitely affecting himself be- •ing what it is, an opportunity for charity mustnot only be placed in a student’s way, but alsocarefully arranged so that he is bound to tripover it.AND THE COUNCIL ASSERTS ITSELFIThe Undergraduate council, at its meeting yes¬terday, made the first definite ruling affectingbodies other than itself that oldsters around herecan remember since the Phoenix debacle. Forthose who have forgotten, or never knew of thisaffair, let it be explained that the Phoenix printeda story which was generally agreed to be in badtaste. The club girls who had formerly sold themagazine resigned, and haven’t touched aPhoenix since. The Undergraduate council, feel¬ing that here was an opportunity to do something jbig, announced that the editors of the Phoenix!would be held accountable to the council for theeditorial contents of the magazine, and that they iwould fire the editor if need be. Eater, it wasdiscovered that the council had no such power ofarbitrary removal.Discouraged somewhat, apparently, by the dis¬mal failure of this effort to display its power, thecouncil has since hesitated about making advancesin other directions. Yesterday, however, it tookwhat The Daily Maroon regards as a sensible andtemperate move in the matter, which has beenoften discussed here, of regulating the number of offices held in extra-curricular activities by anygiven undergraduate.Under the plan, which is elsewhere outlined indetail, there is no arbitrary system of “points ’, or“major ” and “minor” activities to regulate office-seeking, but a flexible and generally applicablesystem providing for an interview and a decision jof the entire council on each case of a student who |seems to be biting off more than he can comfort¬able chew. Many injustices which might be doneunder an arbitrary system of regulation will, we jbelieve, be obviated by the system which has been !adopted.The action of the Undergraduate council in this,matter leads us to hope that the council will be- icome—as it should—a body truly representativeof undergraduate sentiment, which will make wise 'and carefully-considered decisions on matterswhich affect the undergraduate student body. Wewill watch with interest any further questions which:the council may take up for consideration.— IL. N. R., Jr. ii The Travelling BazaarI BY FRANK HARDING ^-iif iiiiiiiiiiniiuiiiimiiin.From someone comes a copy of the rulesand regulations for the entertainment ofguests in Burton Court. We see that, “Resi¬dents of Burton and Judson Courts may en¬tertain their parents, or sisters accompaniedby parents, in the lounges, the dining rooms,or their rooms at such hours that will not beinconvenient to other members of the dorms,etc.” That, when one examines it, means thatif one were to have his girl in town for theweek end or for the game It would be justabout impossible to find any place in whichto kill time. Yale, Harvard, Princeton,Brown Williams and other mature institutionsof learning all allow a woman full access until6 p. m., without question. In other words itis another evidence of the old system underwhich the student is branded a criminal at themoment of his matriculation. The libraries,of course, are noted examples of his atti¬tude. Why is it not possible to GROW UPand allow other things to follow along withthe independence that the new plan offers.«And still another thing that seems incon¬gruous is the sign in the Burton Court officethat reads: “If the watchman is not in con¬trol, office gate will not be locked. ” Obvi¬ously: why in blazes lock it if he is in theoffice, and who the devil keeps Chicago thugsout if he is not there and gate is unlocked.Or: Why have a gate?* * *Prof. Jerome Kerwin has one pet peeveand that is to have any of his children do anycheating in the many exams he gives them.On a very recent exam there were an inordi¬nate number of 1 00 grades which is ridicul¬ous, if you know his exams. The phenomenacould not be solved by mere natural meansso each member of the class is to be testedwith the lie detector as to whether or not theycheated.* ¥ *Thanks for the buggy ride, ditto, we hada wonderful time. Miss Dorothy Trude hon¬ored us with a walk to school today and onthe way she told us about some of the whitemice and guinea pigs that the Institution isexperimenting on. In particular of one Fresh¬man boy from IVJissouri that has to be showneverything. His last outbreak was when hewanted to know why a dog is called a dog.To him it seemed entirely illogical that itshould be called that; what should be donewas to walk up to the dog and ask him whathis name was and when the dog said “woof ”that should be his name. In other words hisleg is both the same.¥ *The more one stands around Cobb themore one is convinced that only the morevital problems of life ajre under discussion. |Three little girls were having a very heateddiscussion as to the relative merits of frat¬ernities and we caught a few of the cracks.One was that The Phi Delts are such a cleancut bunch of boys and the A. T. O.’s are al¬ways dependable.” Another thought that the“Psi U" s are so damn naive.” No Cover Charge Slinimum $1.00The BLACKHA’VVKWabash at RandolphA formula to endMother Hubbard buying**Bare “cupboards** or overstocked ones—are cosdy in any industry. In the BellSystem a safe margin of telephone sup¬plies must always be on hand to assurecontinuous, efficient service.Telephone men attacked this problemof distribution in a scientific spirit —studied every angle of purchasing, ship¬ping, warehousing, costs, methods. Thereemerged a mathematical formula. From this, tables have been developed showingjust how much of any item should bestocked to meet requirements most eco¬nomically. Result: investment in stockis kept low—turnover is speeded-up —99.259^> of orders are filled without delay!The working out of this formula istypical of the thought Bell System mengive to improving the telephone art inall its phases.BELL SYSTEMA NATION-WIOB SY9TBM OP I NTB R-G O N N B G TI N O TBLBPHONB9THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 19. 1931 Page TluectheatrebyJane Keener•VINEGAR TREE”—SelwynCASTLaura Merrick Mary BolandAugustus Merrick.. H. Reeve.-SmithLeone Merrick Helen Brook#Max Lawrence... Frederic WorlockWinifred Man#field Jean ShelbyGeoff ry-Cole Alan CampbellLouis Walter ColliganI.ove. .. .whose humorous aspectsare usually confined to the comicsheets. ..-has been booted to thetenter of the sta^e with the ener-^retie kick of a satiric toe. And thereit would lie in a rather shapelesshodjre-podgre, were it not for MaryBoland and H. Reeves-Smith whopiik up its limp form and inject vi¬tality to carry it through its jitteryjourney. jThey are the parents of moderncntanirled ideas on the sex subject. .she a flijfhty sentimental mat¬ ron, still convince^ of her allure¬ments .... he, a passionless practicalrecluse, quite calloused to emotionalconsideration.... their daughter, anexcitable collegian, dreadfully upsetby her own virginity. It seems, alas,that due to their secluded training,she has been sheltered from “life”;so that her “man” (a child of abouther own experience) refuses to mar¬ry her. Much as he loves herj, hemust have a woman who has “Lovedand Suffered”.So, Leone returns home for thesummer, heartbroken and determin¬ed to “Love and Suffer” as soon,and abundantly as possible. She hasnot far to look. Max Lawrence, anoted author of whom her motherhas dreamed during twenty-fiveyears of a very dreamy existence. . .is visiting the Merrick’s countryhome where papa Merrick spends hisdays grumping under the vinegartree. Mama Merrick is sure thatMax has come to carry her away asshe has imagined him doing eversince she married and became “tiedto a home”. She is so engrossed withher own fancy, that she never fora moment realizes his inclination forher daughter. .. .nor the fact that he has long been the lover of hersister Winifred, “the bigamist”,who is also visiting her after fifteenyears of a “battered life”.Matters become even more com¬plicated when Geoffrey, the manwho didn’t ask Leone, arrives via acoal car. His grimy condition andhis redoubtable love do not keephim from recognizing in Winifred—the very mundane lady he thinkshis woman should be. From then on,it is just a gay scramble of funnylines and absurd gestures...a freefor all relay which results in a tiefor all concerned.Miss Boland as the excited motherwho spends her life torn betweenimaginary forces has a rollickinggood time. Her tall stunning figure,long gesticulating arms, and highfrantic voice make her an adept atburlesque. Her comedy, lackingBeatrice Lillie’s subtlety, borders onthe slap-stick but it is neverthelessa comedy executed with grace andfines.se. She is admirably balancedby H. Reeves-Smith, whose humorlies in a deep gruffness.Without any a.ssi.stance, these twocould carry the play. . . .but the—andHart Schaffner & MarxClothes are now selling at15^year record low prices.Style, Quality and Tailor^ing better than ever beforeWIN FREE CLOTHESTun«-in on WBBAf tonight at 9 P Mfor information on Hart Schaffner &Marx FOOTBALL CONTESTJUST STARTINGBASKIN63rd Street at MarylandOpen evenings script calls lo. a otage full of peopie, cdcn with his own comic si4nix.cance. . . .with the result thu;action cannot tlow along, it jecK..and bounces, stumbles into a riuiculous jingle and is always saved byone of the two leads. Perhaps itvery irresponsibility is half of itsfun. Certainly, its scope has caughtall the absurdity of sophisticatedchatter on emotion. .. .so that as itsrather jumbled plot stumbles alongit acquires the lovelornity of HaroldTeen, the matrimonial fracas of the-Joneses, and the frantic desire othe Widow Zander. 1 he taste really counts—You’ll enjoy the delicious foods at the Green Shutter.There’s a real taste in every dish. For example, ourtomato soup is made with rich, whole milk. Justone value in Green Shutter’s extra quality.It’s different!.Green Shutter Tea Shop5650 KENWCXX> AVE.Parties..brilliantsnappy parties .that *go over*big!bigIV/TAKE your party a^ success . . . unique,diffe-eiU. o-igi’^-’l We’regi::J 'J he > '01; t—no extra ch:.rge. no ob¬ligation. Let's talk it over!Football Luncheonbefore every game$1.00 Those NewLONG-PLAYINGVICTOR RECORDSAre Here!'P'HIS new development in recorded musicnow makes it possible to hear an entiresymphony or an act from your favoriteopera on a single record. 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It’s the purest that money can buy.All this care...to make Chesterfields tastebetter—to make them milder. And millionsof Chesterfield smokers say it in their ownThey keep tasting better% 1951. IlCUTT * Myks Toiacco Co. 1Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 19. 1931iiaiakTO RENTFOR RENT—Ro;)m. one doubleand one single. Reasonable.Kenwt)od .Ave.UNIVERSITY T.UNCHGOOD COOKING at popularprice*. Quick service. Women in¬vited. Opposite Snell on Elli*.EAT SHOPWHERE are ten people hunKryfor real home-cooked meals? Mrs.Nafry. 1223 E. 57th St., 3rd apt.(Dorchester 80621 will serve not>nor evening meals (or both) to aregular group, or on notice. 60cper plate.TUTORINGTUTORING — French. Spanish,English, Expert. Univ. Grad. Rea¬sonable rates. Call Fairfax 0834.EXPERT TUTORING in Ger¬man. Reasonable, experienced. Re¬ply by mail. Burdick. Apt. 2.6713 Drexel Ave., City.LOSTLOST—Blue kid gloves in Eck-hart Tuesday. Finder please re¬turn to Daily Maroon office.WANTEDW.ANTED—Middle aged womanto live with an elderly woman inexchange for room. ?*■ /■ O D A Yon theQUADRANGLESEMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIESSTUDENT REPRESENTATIVEwanted for Popular Loose-LeafMemory Book. For particulars ad¬dress INTERCOLLEGIATE PRESS,Dept. 3, Kansas City, Mo.WANTED -Girl as mother’s help¬er. 2 children 6 and 12 yrs. ofage. In exchange for room andboard. Miss Robinson.WANTED — Woman graduatestudent to answer door and tele¬phone calls in institution nearcampus. 5:30-8 ;30 for room andboard. Miss Robinson. The Daily MaroonNi^ht editor for the next issue:Warren E. Thompson. Assistants:Hobart Gunning and William Wake¬field. Levi. 12, in Joseph Bond chapel.Organ music, at 5 in the Univer¬sity chapel. Porter Heaps plays‘‘Une Vierge Pucelle,” by Le Begue;“Stiite Bretonne,” by Dupre; ‘.‘Ada¬gio Sostenuto,” by Beethoven; and“Fantasy and Fugue in G minor,”bv Bach.Undergraduate OrganizationsWANTED--Campus representa¬tive to procure orders for nation¬ally known brands of btjx candy.Special price offer. Mr. Ken nan.WANTED—Students qualified totutor in mathematics and Englishin exchange for room. Mr. Kennan.WANTED--Students to work formeals in Hotel near campus. Mustbe willing to rent room in hotel.Reasonable rates. Mr. Kennan.WANTED—Girl to do 4 hrs. typ¬ing daily in S. Side Hospital. Workmay be done any time before 5P.M. in exchange for board androom in nurse’s residence. MissRobinson.WANTED—Girl to act as Greeterin Loop restaurant 6-7:30 P.M.daily in exchange for dinner and50c per day. Miss Robinson. The Debating Union meets at7:30 in room A, the Reynolds club-“Resolved, That Women have noPlace in Industry.”Y. W. C. A. luncheon from 11 to2 in Ida Noyes hall.Delta Sigma meets at 12 in theAlumni room, Ida Noyes hall.Dean Ruml addresses the Sociol¬ogy club on “The New Plan.” 7:30,in Harper Mil.The Socialist club meets at 7 :45 inthe Graduate club library. ArthurGoldberg speaks on “The Socializa¬tion of Law.”The Social Program committeemeets at 4 in Cobb 202 (DeanScott’s office.) i Departmental Clubs.Annual Divinity Fellowship ban¬quet at 6:30 in the refectory, IdaNoyes hall. Professor EdwardScribner Ames speaks on “Mileposts:4nd Pitfalls in Religion.”The Order of the Grey Towersmeets for dinner at 6:30 in the sun-parlor, Ida Noyes hall.Eta Sigma Phi meets at 4 in theClassics Common room.Thf Physics club: Dr. G. W.Brown discusses “Band Spectra ofthe Halogens.” At 4:30, in Ryerson32.Music and Religious ServicesDivinity chapel: “Sources of theGood Life. III.” Rabbi Gerson B. MiscellaneousThe Dames club meets at 2 in theSouth reception room, Ida Noyeshall.Radio lectures: “The Psychologyof Religion.” Professor Edward'cribner Ames of the Philosophy de¬partment. 8 A. M., on stationWMAQ. “Readings.” Allen Miller.10:15, on station WMAQ.Meeting of the Faculty of the di¬vision of the Biological Sciences. 4,in Cobb 110. • PSIOPSILON NOSES0IITA.T.0.,7T06(Continued from page 1)over the goal-line was dropped. Thelosers scored later but the touch¬down was called back because theball had been passed beyond the endzone.The other semi-final game will beplayed today at 3:30 at 59th andCottage between Phi Kappa Psi andthe Ramblers.Library AcquiresEarly Manuscripts(Continued from page 1)presented to the University. Throughextensive study of the standard bib¬liography of American novels, Mr.Atkinson managed to obtain theseventy-two books and offer themfor .sale.Still a third member of the Swiftfamily, Mr, Edward F. Swift, hasmade a valuable donation of manu¬scripts to the University.The Junior Deb saysyou want to look sump¬tuous, extravagant, and com¬pletely entranc'ng at Inter¬fraternity Ball—you’ll makeycur appearance in this fit¬ted Lapin (rabbit) wrap!”It’s only $25 and you’ll”lcok like a million” in it!JUNIOR DEB SECTIONFIFTH FLOOR09VDIHD • ' »$»»»»$ N S5-61«W85JN3A31)VSVI1) Council to RestrictEl^tive Offices;Athletics Included(Continued from page 1)desirable information and a sigihfi-cant recommendation will be avail¬able for all organizations in solvingtheir problem of selecting new lead¬ers each y.»ar. Secondly, the unde¬sirable situation of a student assum¬ing a greater share of respon*ioil-ity than he can bear will be elimin¬ated.A course in applied psychology isbeing offered free to the alumni atthe Polytechnic Institute of Brook¬lyn. 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