lailp ifiaroonVol. 32. No. 27. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. THURSDAY. NOVEMBER 12. 1931 Price Five CentuSleepy’ Hall to Play for freshmen failInterfratemity Ball; KayHas Conflicting Contract TO FILL RANKSSelect Ordhestra fromBal Tabarin atLast Moment ‘SLEEPY’ HALL Nine Out of Forty-twoNumeral Winners inFootball• Sleepy” Hall and his Victor re-,(i(iin>r orchestra will play for theInterfratemity Ball which will belicld Thankssrivintr eve, NovemberU.'i. in the Crystal Ballroom of theHlackstone hotel, instead of HerbieKay as was previously announced byJack Test, Chairman of the Ball.Hall, who has played in and aboutChicago for the past five years is atpresent completinp: an engagementat the Bal Tabarin of the Congresshotel. Herbie Kay, who is now atthe Lowrey hotel in St. Paul, noti-htd officers of the Interfratemity( (unu il early this week that he would!,. unable to keep his engagementbecause of a conflicting contract•.vith the management of the Black-hawk Restaurant.'Played At “400” ClubSince he graduated from Yale inthe class of ’23, Hall and his orches¬tra have enjoyed an internationalre|)utation, his most prominent en¬gagement abroad being a six months’^tay at the 400 Club in Paris, aFrench night club catering to visit¬ing .\merican.s. An engagement atthe DeWitt Clinton hotel in Albanyfollowed his return from abroad and-ince then he has divided his timeamong the prominent ballrooms ofthe middle west. He played at the( (diege Inn three seasons ago and isat present again at the CongressHotel in the Bal Tabarin. For sev- . i o •ij*tral years he has done recotdings ■ INCW riOSpital DUlluingSH i Victor and in addition broad¬casts weekly over station WGN.Bids for the Ball, which havelieen priced at $5.00 a couple, werefdaced on sale last Monday, and maylie secured from members and offi¬cers of the Interfratemity Council.Jerome Jontry, Delta Kappa Ep¬silon ItTREAT 60 DAILY INORTHOPAEDIC UNITSAid 3500 SinceMarch 2.An average of fifty-nine patientsa day were treated last month at theGertrude Dunn Hicks Memorial andthe Nancy Adele McElwee Memorialand Ross Whitney, Phi Delta i orthopaeciic hospitals which opened “Why has Chicago such a dearthof football material?” This is aquestion that has been asked by agreat number of people in the lasttwo or three years.The Daily Maroon secured fromthe athletic department of the Uni¬versity a report which shows thatonly nine of the forty-two men whoreceived full or heavy reserve num¬erals last year are on the 1931 var¬sity football squad. In other words,one out of every five freshmen thatwere considered as varsity materialare out for the team today.Sophomores who won numeralslast year that are ineligible numberten, or 23.8 per cent of the totalnumber. Five, or 11.8 per cent,“flunked” out of the University,while ten numeral winners who wereconsidered promising failed to returnto school. Five more are in schoolbqt have found interests in othersports and activities. Three men arenot on the 1931 squad because ofinjuries and ill health.Xo eliminate some of the difficul¬ties that have ari.sen over cases ofineligibility Kyle Anderson, a.ssist-ant coach of football, has undertak¬en to aid freshmen in remaining eli¬gible, so that scholarship will not! take as big a toll next year. Ander-' son plans to ask the fraternities tocooperate with him in impre.ssing theimportance of eligibility upon theirI men. New rules concerning eligi-1 bility will be devised that can be1 enforced under the new system.I Anderson said yesterday: “It will be jnecessary for this year’s fre.shmen to |realize that they must do their partto remain eligible under any system ;I in order to be able to compete forvarsity positions next year.” PRESENT PLANFOR RUSHINGInterfratemity Council toPrepare System fromStewart’s ReportMarch 2 as additions to the medicalgroup which now extends along theMidway from Ellis avenue to Drexel,an expanse of two blocks. Togetherwith the Lying-In hospital which was Sam Stewart, Alpha Delta Phi,presented a tentative plan of proce¬dure to be used in deferred rushingnext year at a meeting of the Inter¬fraternity Council last night in theReynolds club. Stewart is chairmanof the committee on rushing which iscomposed of Jack Vollertson, AlphaSigma Phi, and Leonard Fuchs, PhiBeta Delta.The Interfratemity Council willuse Stewart’s report as a basis forthe new system which will be em¬ployed in the spring of 1933, beforewhich time rushing will be illegal.Under Stew'art’s plan there will bethree periods in which the freshmenand fraternities will contact. Thefirst is a period of orientation. Eachhouse will have an open house onthe first Sunday of spring quarter atwhich all freshmen are welcome. Af¬ter this, no freshmen will enter frat¬ernity houses except on Wednesdayevenings, when they will appearby invitation. The Dean of Studentsoffice will be notified of those pres¬ent.The second period, the rushingperiod, will start on the Monday ofthe seventh week of spring quarterand last until Thursday night. Noagreements should be made duringthis time.Preferential bidding and accept¬ance will make up the third period.Fraternities will have a list of menbid into the Dean of Students’ of¬fice before 9 cn Friday of the sev¬enth week. Freshmen will make theirchoices before 2 and students andfraternities will be notified by spe¬cial delivery mail. Formal pledgingwill be on the Monday night of theeighth week. Frankland Rides to SeniorClass Presidency on V otesOf Organized IndependentsS. M. FRANKLAND' '' I Aries, O’Meara, BoandWin Law SchoolElectionTheta, have been named by thecouncil to head the committee forbids distribution. Ten bids will bedistributed to each fraternity, ashas been the custom in the past, andindividual houses will be assessed ‘ opened June 1, they constitute three ifor the tickets whether they aroused of the latest hospital units. jor not. Editors Elnjoy Final SpreeIn November. Phoenix IssueBall At BlackttoneThe annual Ball, which is the onlyI'niversity function restricted ex¬clusively to members of fraternities,ushers in the formal winter seasoneach year. In addition to the Crys¬tal Ballroom, the Art floor of theHlackstone hotel has also been re¬served for the affair where refresh-nients will be .served and where thelounge rooms are located. The wingsof the Grand March, a yearly fea¬ture of the Ball, will be led on theright by Dorothy Faris and CharlesSchmidt. The left wing will be ledby Barbara Cook and Jack Test. Al¬though not in residence this quar¬ter, Miss Faris expects to‘reenterthe University in the winter. Bar¬bara Cook, who is affiliated withSigma, is a member of Phi BetaKappa, production manager of Mir-tor and honorary Colonel of the R.T. C. Schmidt, Delta Tau Delta,•-S president of the Interfratemitycouncil. Test is secretary of thecouncil. Hospitaller of Blackfriarsand chairman of the University so¬cial committee. He is a member of^igma Alpha Epsilon.Hall, making his first appearanceat a University function, will pre¬sent special feature arrangements“f college medleys in addition to^if' regular program. Himself a Uni-'orsity graduate, he has done muchpopularize collegiate songs andfticlodies by devoting many of his•roadcast programs exclusively totheir music.The Ball la.st year, which was heldthe Medinah Athletic Club, fort e first time in several years proveda financial .success in spite of theRepression. Frankie Masters andIS orchestra, long featured at theTivoli theatretit the affair. The two memorial hospitals act jas one unit representing the homefor destitute crippled children in af-!filiation with the University Since |the opening of the unit there" have ibeen 3,431 patient days. Each day ispent by a child at the ho.spital con¬stitutes one patient day. jThis home was originally situated ion the West side and secured its Istaff from Rush medical school. |When it combined with the South !(Continued on page 4)supiflied the music Maroons Hold SkullPractice Under CoverAs Rain Halts V/orkLowering clouds and rain whichdescended upon Chicago yesterday.sent the Maroons to cover under the j through the magazine with an avidBY JAMES F. SIMONPossibly the most pornographicPhoenix since the now notorious is¬sue “boycotted” last year by clubgirls appeareid ye.sterday in astriking blue-and-tangerine jacket..\ cover-to-cover search for draw¬ings, photographs and quips produc¬ed the impression that the editorswere enjoying a final literary spreebefore merging with the more se¬date I.a Critique..Another reading, however, concen¬trating on the numerous shortstories and articles in the issue,somewhat counteracted the originaleffect and substituted two suspic¬ions; first, that editor Tovrov wrotemost of the copy, and second, thathe is attempting to make the tran¬sition to the combined Phoenix-LaCritique as natural as po.ssible.Jokes Are OfF-CoIorIt .seems hardly necessary to makeany further reference to the so-called art-work, or the off-colorjokes — because everyone runsnorth stand for their football prac¬tice. The regular practice fieldmight possibly have been used butfor the fact that part of it was re¬cently covered with new sod.The players seemed to appreciatethe fact that they were getting a“soft” workout. They indulged in abrief passing session before the “oldman” appeared. He gathered allthe men around him and began aconfidential talk which lasted forover an hour. He expressed his hopeof beating Illinois and then proceed¬ed to outline the faults which havebeen prevalent so far this .season inthe Maroon attack.He explained to the team wherethey had made their mistake in al¬lowing Arkansas to make two touch¬downs and tie the game Saturday.Coach Stagg claimed that the pointswere made solely by the intelligentcalling of plays by the Razorbacks.The fact that the Maroon backs werenot capable of anticipating the plays(Continued on page 4) eye for them, anyway. The short stories, on the other hand, areworth mentioning, if only to pointout to the casual reader that theyare genuinely entertaining.“Stop-Over”, by Bob Dodson,, is apiece of exposition, made lively byputting it into the mouth of a gasstation attendant. It appears a bitcolorless, perhaps because it is hand¬icapped by its bawdy surroundings.“Assume the Angle You”, by Jo¬seph Tobe presents a superficial butpertinent analysis of two well-knownfiaternity types, the big-shot politi¬cian and the man-about-town. Hell-Week receives a Baron Munchhau-sen treatment reminiscent of the col¬lege movie.Satirizes Horwitz.And now we come to one of thefew Phoenix attempts at satire thatachieve their purpose. “The Defend¬er of the Faith” summarizes the re¬cent Stagg fracas, with “Sir Hor¬witz” as the young knight whocomes to the defense of the aged“Sir Elkk.”Meredith Week, that persistent(Continued on page 2) HUTCHINS ENDORSESREUEF MOVEMENr‘Drive Must Succeed,’President TellsReporterPresident Robert Maynard Hutch¬ins yesterday expressed his approvaland support of the Student ReliefFund being raised by solicitationand charity benefits this week.“The Student Relief Fund commit¬tee deserves the support of everystudent in the University. Theemergency is so acute and so appar¬ent that it speaks for itself. Thedrive must succeed,” was the me.s-sage President Hutchins sent to TheDaTly Maroon ye.sterday.Meanwhile, in each fraternity anddormitory, contributions to this$1,000 fund are being made. Forthose students not affiliated withfraternities, boxes have been placedin Cobb hall and in Mandel cloisterin which gifts of money may beplaced. It is planned to culminatethis drive on Friday with an all¬campus dance sponsored by the So-(Continued on page 4)ROBERTA BURGESS GIVES FELLOWSHIPGROUP OBSERVATIONS ON RUSSIAN LIFERoberta Burgess, who has return¬ed from two months in Russia, willspeak on her experiences and ob¬servations of Russian life at a meet¬ing sponsored by the World Fellow¬ship group of the Y. W. C. A. todayat 3:45 in the Y. W. C. A. room ofIda Noyes hall.Miss Burgess, sister of Ernest W.Burgess, professor of sociology atthe University travelled in Russiawith a party headed by MauriceHindus, author of “Humanity Up¬rooted”. She will tell of her impres¬sions of Russia, particularly ofRussian village life.For .several years, she has beenstudying the Russian languages mak¬ing a study of -primers for childrenwhich the Soviet agencies are pub¬ lishing. Her particular Interest isin the training of the children underthe Soviet regime, and in the coop¬erative farm. ‘Miss Burgess is on the advisoryboard of the Y. W. C. A. and is ac¬tive in the Settlement league. Thislecture is the third of a series oftravel talks sponsored by the organ¬ization.At the la.st meeting of the firstcabinet of the association, five newsecond cabinet members were ap¬pointed. They are: Sally Fisher,Maxine Johnson, Phyllis Johnson,Margaret Kampfer, and. Mary AnnPage. Second cabinet, under thedirection of .Andrea Radcliffe meetsevery Wednesday at noon and at¬tends to the problems of finance andthe settlement. Touchball TourneyBegins Today; Psi U,Pi Lam Draw ByesThe first round in the intramuraltouchball tournament will be playedoff this afternoon. The drawing forpairings was made yesterday, atwhich time Psi Upsilon, last year’swinner and leader in the Alphaleague this fall, was awarded a bye,and will play Pi Lambda Phi in thesecond round.Phi Kappa Psi will meet thePonies and Phi Beta Delta, runner-up in last fall’s tourney, will playDelta Upsilon at 3 o’clock..At 4 o’clock the Burton Badgerswill face the Burton Wildcats to de¬cide second place in the Zeta league.The winner will play the RamblersFriday. Z. B. T. will also tanglewith C. T. S. at 4, while Kappa Nuwill fight it out with Kappa Sig, andthe Burton Wolverines will try tobreak through the A. T. O. defense.^Although Phi Psi, D. U. and theBurton Court teams have shownpowerful attacks at times, their of¬fense has not been consistentlystrong and barring upsets it look«like Psi U and Phi Beta Delta mayfight for the title for the second suc¬cessive year. Stillman M. Frankland, independ¬ent candidate of the Commerce andAdministration school, is presidentof the Senior class.One hundred and sixty-six ballotswere cast yesterday in this first po¬litical war of the year, only onehundred and fifty of which were cor¬rectly marked and therefore valid.Frankland was listed first by fifty-nine voters under the preferentialsystem, Bernard Wien running sec¬ond wMth thirty-seven. Seventy-fivevotes were necessary for electionand when the ballots of Paul Steph¬enson and Joe Temple, the other twocandidates, were distributed on thebasis of second place votes, Frank¬land had received eighty and Wiensixty-four.President Is Non-AthleteThe new Senior class president isnot a fraternity man, and is the fir.stnon-athlete to hold the position inseveral years. Frankland is a mem¬ber of the C. and A. Student coun¬cil. In a formal statement to thepress, he had this to say last night:“Naturally I’m pleased at beingelected president of the Senior class.Possibly the slogan, “A BusinessMan for President”, in these depres¬sion times, had something to dowith the success of the election, butthe earnest efforts of the C. and A.students were undoubtedly the de¬ciding factor. I want to thank themand all others who worked for me,and I promise to do all that may beexpected of a class president in ad¬vancing the interests of the Seniorclass.”The Law school was the scene ofanother election yesterday when of¬ficers and a council for each of thethree classes were selected. LeonardP. Aries was named president of theSenior law class; Edward Lewison,vice-president; Donald B. Smith, sec¬retary and Robert A. Frank, treas¬urer. The council members for theclass are Sam Jacobson, BoutonMcDougal and Bruce Parkhill. Itmight be mentioned that votes werecast for Gandhi, King Levinsky,Mary Pickford, Herb Hoover andWladek Zbysko in this election.O Meara Heads Junior Law ClassArthur O’Meara was chosen presi¬dent of the Junior law class; HaroldKrulewitch, vice-president; CharlesF. Adler, secretary; and GeorgeHecker, treasurer. Council membersare Bernard Cahn, Harold Hernley,and A. A. Ribicoff.Freshman officers are CharlesBoand, president; Forest Drummond,vice-president; Cecelia Listing, sec¬retary; and Harold Lypski, treasur¬er. From nine candidates for posi¬tion on the Freshman class council,Merwin Rosenberg, Joe MacKoff,and Fred Merrifield were selected.These offices are honorary posi¬tions, and those holding them repre¬sent the student opinion of the vari¬ous clas.ses. The names of fifty can¬didates for the various offices w’ereprinted on the ballots.Professor Jerome Kerwin super¬vised the Senior class presidencyelection, and counted the ballots at3 yesterday afternoon. He used theHare system of perferential voting.Charles Schmidt was chairman ofthe election commission appointed bythe Undergraduate council to con¬duct the electiojx.Stillman Frankland will now siton the Undergraduate counil, andwill be in charge of any activitiessponsored by the Senior class thisyear. The class last year under theleadership of Errett Van Nice,sponsored a charity dance which washeld at the Trianon Ballroom. Theaffair proved successful both froma social and financial point of view.From pre-election intimations madeby Frankland, it is expected that asimilar course of activity will befollowed this year.APage Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 1931Satlg ifflarnunFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THEUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday,during the Autumn, Winter and Spring quarters by The DailyMaroon Company. 5831 University Ave. Subscription rates $3.00per year: by mail, 31.50 per year extra. Single copies, five-centseach.EntemI as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the postoffice at Chicago. Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rifsht of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationLOUIS N. RIDENOUR, JR., Editor-in-ChiefROBERT T. McCarthy, Business ManagerMERWIN S. ROSENBERG, Managing EditorM.4RGARET EGAN, Senior EditorJANE KESNER, Senior EditorASSOCIATE EDITORS BUSINESS ASSOCIATESDOROTHY A. BARCKMAN JOHN D. CLANCY, JRMAXINE CREVISTOX EDGAR L. GOLDSMITHRUBE S. FRODIN. JR.BICN a SOPHOMORE ASSISTANTSINGRED K RICHARD J. YOUNGJ. B.AYARD POOLE WALTER MONTGOMERYJAMES F. SIMON VINCENT NEWMANWARREN E. THOMPSON EDWARD SCHALLERELEANOR E. WILSON TAYLOR WHITTIERSOPHOMORE EDITORSJANE BIESENTHAL HOBART GUNNINGRITA DUKETTE BETTY HANSENMELVIN GOLDMAN ROBERT HERZOGWILLIAM GOODSTEIN DAVID LEVINEEDWARD NICHOLSON EUGENE PATRICKMARGARET MULLIGAN MARY SOPERTASULA PETRAKIS WILLIAM WAKEFIELDSHIRLEY HOROWITZ JANE WEBERROSE.MARY VOLKNight Editor, J. Bayard Poole.Assistants: Nicholson, GoodsteinCHARITY FOOTBALL—AND THEBIG TENThanksgiving DayNorthwestern versus Notre Dame—SoldierFieldW isconsin versus Purdue—MadisonOhio versus Minnesota—ColumbusMichigan versus Nebraska—Ann ArborIowa versus Iowa State—Iowa CityIllinois versus Indiana—UrbanaSaturday, Nov. 28Chicago versus Northwestern “B”—StaggFieldOwen D. Young, chairman of the President'scommittee on unemployment relief, has had sig¬nal success in the arrangement of post-season col¬lege football games, the proceeds of which are tobe turned over to charity. The commissioners ofthe Western Conference did their part for unem¬ployment relief by permitting teams in the BigTen to play charity games after the close of theregular season, with the further stipulation thatthese games are to be with Big 1 en opponents,the pairings to be made by the commissioners withan eye to the largest gate receipts.Now if the object of these games is to raise asmuch money as possible for the assistance of theneedy unemployed—and we have been often toldthat the money is required—it seems entirely pos¬sible that a card of football games could be ar¬ranged which would draw a larger gate than wouldany arrangement of games within the Big Ten it¬self. The action of the commissioners in restrict¬ing the teams of the Big Ten to Big Ten oppon¬ents seems to have been taken for no particularreason, and might be relaxed were it to appearthat more money could be raised by so doing.The Daily Maroon above presents a card ofrecommended football games, all to be playedon Thanksgiving except that between Chicago andthe Northwestern “B” team, which would beplayed on the Saturday following. It would seemthat this schedule would draw greater crowdsthan any which might be brought by any Big Tenpairings, no matter how carefully made.At least a hundred thousand people wouldcheerfully pay for tickets to see Northwestern,probable champions of the Big Ten, meet NotreDame on a dry field. The advantage, from acharity point of view, of this game is so obviousas to require no elaboration. The second game onour schedule, between Chicago and the North¬western “B ” team, is the one to which the great¬est opposition would be raised. But that very op¬position would fill the stands in Stagg field, withexpectant Northwestern students and alumni, andwith hopeful Chicago sudents and alumni. Trav¬eling expenses would be totally eliminated by sucha game.Granted that Northwestern has the best teamin the Big Ten, and is for that reason superior toChicago, Northwestern has such a wealth of goodfootball material that Chicago need not feel chag¬rined if they are beaten by the Evanstonians' sec¬ond team. On the other hand, a Chicago victorywould by no means be a hollow one. And a great many people would pay to see the game, which, Iwe believe, would be an even match with any pre¬game forecast favoring the Maroons, who haveplayed two fine games this fall—against Michiganand Purdue.Iowa and Iowa State have already Indicatedtheir desire of playing a post-season game, andsuch a game would draw a lot of lowans. IowaState has one of the best teams it has ever pro-•■iuced, and stands a good chance of beating Iowa.Michigan and Nebraska, from a consideration ofcomparative scores, look like a good pair, whilethe rest of the games might be played in the BigTen, as indicated above. Wisconsin and Purduewould attract a lot of Badgers who would wantto see Wisconsin do it over, and a lot of Boiler¬makers anxious to see a game without a lot ofr.rst-five-minutes presdigitation on the part'of Wis¬consin.No such schedule as this, probably, will beadopted. The Big Ten commissioners are likely torefuse to qualify their first prohibition of Big 1 encharity games against teams not members of theBig Ten. But it would appear that such a card aswe have here presented would practically double’•fie number of people to witness the charity games,for a man lays his four dollars on the line not onlyto aid the unemployed, and not only to see a goodfootball game, but also to see a contest in the out¬come of which he is vitally interested.THE COLLEGE PRESSIt has been a long time since we have heard agood nomination for the Kitbitzer club. We nom¬inate for membership those people, and their lum¬bers are legion, v'ho stop to chat or to ight acigarette directly outside the doors of school ’'uild-nigs and impede the progress of the milling ?fu-dents who have n<^% {yet/|been able to squeezethrough the door, i| INo building on the campus, used by students,is immune from the presence of these idlers whowould rather jostle with the crowds hurrying ^rnmthe building than walk off a few feet to continuetheir Inconsequential chatter.We have been able as yet to find no effaciousremedy to rid the campus of these pests but weare still trying, A kick in the shins, no matter howdeftly administered, wijl only^ cause one of them tobend down to feel the assaulted part, thereoy in¬creasing the congestion near the door.Undoubtedly “there'ought to be a law” butuntil that time we shall continue our efforts to havethe regents call an open season on these people.We are hopeful. You can find us almost anytimepolishing up our aim oh'the armory rifle ranges. EDITORS ENJOYFINAL SPREE INPHOENIX ISSUE(Continued from page 1)bounder and figment of editor Tov-rov’s fertile imagination, pops upagain, on a page opposite the ratherasinine “Texts Your Teacher NeverWrote”, which makes hash of phil¬osophy.Congratulations to Milt Olin forshowing a new side of his typicalI The Travelling Bazaar!I BY FRANK HARDING |Drizzle, drizzle, the party’s a fizzleCan’t go out to the Club and frivelVI omen all are as mean as the divil•p ^ *The S. S. Stewart cruised into the drugstoreWith a story that is a little belated. It should havebeen told to us last year and then we could re¬member it for this year, now it is told to us i.Sisyear and we remember it for last year. The catch.3 that it's all in the same year. Oh tush, us thefellow we sat next to said just before we uoved.It’s another story on how far the University trustsIts progeny. Will Urban was all slated to ret bissheepskin last year and was duly pushed into lineto receive one of those $5000 certificates ( tnd ifyou get it that cheap you’re lucky). Will got thenice long roll with its red ribbon around it andproudly walked back to his place with the ’‘‘thankGod that’s over ” look. A little later he unfolded itto gloat but instead of the University signed sig¬nature of Prexy there was a notice to the effectthat he owed the price of a street car ride to oneof our many libraries and they were withh aidinghis Diploma till the matter was taken care < '.* ¥ *If you like enlightning conversation you shouldstand around the halls of Cobb for a few minutesevery day. One innocent little child standing onboth feet gazing intently at the big sign that hadA. L. S. on it. Finally she turned to her com¬panion and said, “That must be Alpha LambdaSigma, never heard of that fraternity before”.Then there was another wit, conscious however,that asked Chuck Schmidt if It would be all rightto mark one of the candidates on his senior classballot 15th. Parties..brilliantsnappy parties . . .that *go over*big!'VT.'VKE your party a bigsuccess . . . unique,different, original. We’reglad to help you plan it—no extra charge, no ob¬ligation. Let’s talk it over!Football Luncheonbefore every gameSI.00HOTELSHORELAND55th Street at the LakeTelephone Plaza 1000 sophomore, in “Soph Puffs to aFreshman”. This instalment of themonthly monologue portrays ourhero naively attempting to patronizea freshman woman.Writes On Drunken Dream“Voyage,” by Day Perry, issomewhat fantastical, but at least ithas a plot, which is more than onecan say for some of these shortstories. What goes on within themind of a drunk makes interestingreading, although we have another as Mr. Perry’s hero does very littledreaming.Maurice flame’s “The Killing ofFrank” is an amusing parody onRobert Service’s immortal ballad“The Shooting of Dan McGrew”. Un¬fortunately, it collapses before theend in a frenzy of forced rhyme andan absence of ideas.The best that can be truthfullysaid of the issue is that it givespromise of a better magazine, andthe worst, that it is just anotherPhoenix.BARGAINS in BOOKSNovember Sale from now toUianksgivingTable No. I. Miscellaneous: Sets. First Editions, etc.Many valuable books at low prices.Table No. II. Dollar Table. 2 books for $1.01. Everybook worth a Dollar.Table No. III. 50c table. 2 books for 51c,Table No. IV. 25c table. 2 books for 26c.Table No, V. New Books. New English and Americanpublications at great reductions.SPECIAL OFFERS FOR PURCHASESOF $5.00 OR MOREWoodworth’s Book Store1311 Elast 57th Street, ChicagoCHICAGO Near Kimbark Open Evenings IfCMIf'sfr>"jfJiXIfv>sf\ MX■jfjfThe Maid-Rite GrillREDUCES PRICESFull Course Dinner for 30 CentsTHE^ regular 65 cent Maid-Ritedinner, served from 5 to 8, may nowbe enjoyed tor 50 cents. Think otthe same delicious meal—includingsoup, salad, choice of meats andvegetables, dessert, and beverage—at this price.You have always* known thatMaid-Rite food “hits the spot,” andnow at the new low prices you canhe sure tliat here is genuine foodvalue. A juicy T-bone steak dinner underthe new low Maid-Rite prices isnow served tor 75 cents. E'ormerly85 cents is what you paid for sucha meal.The steaks are cut from the finestbeet obtainable, and with them areserved other tasty foods to make acompletely enjoyable dinner.“Food that answers the appetite’sprayer”— that correctly describesthis steak dinner.Mr. Driesen says:—''With the inauguration of this new policyythe Maul-Rite believes that it is giving to thestudent body finer foody more foody and betterservice than can he procured elsewhere. ”The Maid-Rite Grill1309 E. 57th StreetThe Maid-Rite Sandwich Shop is right across the street.THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY. NOVEMBER 12, 1931 Page ITireeTHEATREbyJane Kesner To Run ExcursionFor lliinois Game“BLOSSOM TIME"Grand Opera HouseCastFranz Schubert ...J. Charles GilbertI^itzi Kathryn ReeceMarie StarnerPritzi Marie MaherKranz Robert Lee AllenMrs. Kranz Sallie StemblerBella Bruna Manila PowersCount Sharnoff Joseph LertoraBaron VonSchober ...Joseph WilkinsKupelweiser Harry RabkeVogl Lawrence WellsVonSchwind Exigar HuntIr.'Uiz .Schubert, the gentle little.■\ii>trian music maker, died early intlio nineteenth century, with his greatsMiiphony still unfinished; but he leftl.ehiiid a medley of harmonies whichli,i\e been woven into one of the mostiHipiiIar of all operettas—one whichha- been revived year after year, whilea. tor- grew into the characters theyrepre.-enttd and the show itself grewiiiiM a mellifluous whole.\n<l. once again, it is "Blossomlime." It is a theatrical springtime,reilumlaiit with the strains of the>i>Mg of Love,” the caprices of thetliree little girls, and the personality(<i I Charles Gilbert, w1k> has realizede\(ry nuance of the character whichlie ha- i>ortrayed b)r years, with in-I rea-ed understanding.It l^, however, a springtime whosecarry almost too saccharinea fr.tgrance—it is saved at the verybrink- of lush sentimentality by thedroll performance of Robert Lee Al¬len .X- Kranz, father i>f Mitzi, Kitzi.ami Kritzi. he waddles merrily throughthe intricacies of jilot and action—bapp\ relief for the trageily of Schu¬bert and for the melodramatic anticsof one Bella Bruna, a tempermentalleimne who delights in entangling thelive- ni the remainder irf the cast.M.mila l’ower>. as Bella, is a lovelylo.ikmg picture, resplendent in hoop-kirt- and stage jewels—but she Car¬rie- her burlesque to a point whereeven -he begins to take it seriously;and it sounds a bonging note quite outoi keeping with the delicate fantasy ofSehuhert’s life and love, made elo¬quent in melody.\nil for that delicacy of background. An excursion rate of $4.56 forthe round trip to Urbana for theChicago-Illinois football game wasannounced yesterday by Lester F.Blair, chairman of the Football Tick¬ets committee. This low rate, whichis the price of a one-w’ay ticket, willbe good on the special train of theIllinois Central leaving downtown at9 Saturday morning. Tickets will bevalidated on any train returning be¬fore midnight Saturday. The specialtrain will return immediately afterthe game.tFor those students desiring to re¬main over until Sunday the roundtrip fare will be $6.84.The special train, which leavesHyde Park at 9:15, will carry theChicago team and band. The pri¬vate car of Harold Swift, presidentof the Board of Trustees, will beattached to the train.Her .Mitzi is a fragile creature withcharming poise and a voice thatblends in nicely with that of JosephW ilkins, the Baron \’onSchober. whowins her love singing the song intowhich Schubert had poured his lastbit of inspiration."Blossom Time” in its present pro¬duction, offers the Schubert melodies—“The Song of Love," "The Moment•Musicale". "Let Me .^wake” and the"Serenade” — its cast is well chosenand beautifully costumed—it i.s unfor¬tunate that the book cannot bel)rought up to date with a minimumof superfluous sweetness. The songscarry enough sentiment with them tojiiake any overstutfed dialogue unnec¬essary. Nevertheless, it is "Blossomrime."HERE BOYS!1004 RESTAURANTGOOD MEALS35 and 40 Cents- • alio • •55, 65, and 75 CentsTable d'Hote dinners. - at • •1004 East 55th St.Maroon Special TrainNovember 14thviaILLINOIS CENTRALChicago and Champaign — UrbanaLeave Chicago 12th Street 9:00 A. M.Leave 53rd (Hyde Park) 9:15 A. M.Arrive Champaign (Stadium Drive) . . 1 2 :1 5 P. M.ROUND TRIP RAILROAD FARESGoing and Returning November 14th $4.56Going November 1 3th or 1 4th, Returningi not later than November 15th $6.84? (Pullman-Parlor Car Fares Extra)Secure tickets for the “Maroon Specialfrom Football Tickets Committee, 5625Ellis Ave. or any Illinois Central TicketOffice.K. T. McDermottSpiecial Passenger AgentHyde Park StationILLINOIS CENTRAL(The Fastest and Most Comfortable Way to the Game. TWENTY-EIGHT YEARS AGONovember 12, 1903Two hundred men gathered infront of Hitchcock hall to cheerfootball men as they left for WestPoint, Five carriages took the mento the railway station. Twenty-fiveplayers composed the squad whichwent to play West Point.Formation of an athletic associa¬tion for women was unanimouslysupported at a mass meeting heldfor all University men in the gym¬nasium of Lexington hall. Each bas¬ketball class, the hockey team, thegolf department, tennis departmentand gymnastic class are to have rep¬resentatives.Representatives of two hundredacademic and high schools affiliatedwith the University arrived on cam¬pus to participate in the seventeenthannual educational conference. Theofficial program opened with a re¬ception and luncheon given by Pres¬ident Harper.FOURTEEN YEARS AGONovember 12, 1917Notice: Big Freshman Women’sluncheon in Ida Noyes hall, Friday.The team was preparing for theMinnesota game and it was decidedthat, as a war-time economy, thefreshmen were not to go. The fresh¬men rebelled, saying that they wouldstrike unless they were permitted to go. Consent was finally given to takethem along.A new system for class electionwas devised by the Undergraduatecouncil. Class tickets entitling theperson to vote are obtained fromaides and marshalls. These are pre¬sented and the person receives aprinted numbered ballot which hefills out in a voting booth. The bal¬lot is dropped in a ballot box in themiddle of the room. The studententers at the north side of the roomand leaves at the south exit.ONE YEAR AGONovember 12, 1930Plans are being made for a newInternational house w'hich will house five hundred students. The clubhouse is to be two stories in height,the dormitories, nine stories. Thesefloors culminate in a tower of aboutthe same height as those of the MaxEpstein clinics at the other end ofthe Midway.Count Blumenthal, Germandebater, talked to Leonard Great- wood of the University on what heintends to do in America. He is sentby the Deutsche Studentenschaft, na¬tional federation of German stu¬dents to contend that criticism ofAmerican culture is unjust.Steal is more elastic than Indiarubber.DELICIOUS FOODSGreen Shutter Tea Shop5650 Kenwood Ave.RCA LICENSEDNEWEST 1932 MODELCOMPLETEWITH RCALICENSED TUBESALSO ON SALEBosch Atwater Kent SpartonFada Majestic Stromberg'Zenith RCA Victor CarlsonPhilco Stewart Warner RADIOSFREE !WITH ANYCONSOLERADIOPURCHASEDrMULTI-MU .I-DYNAMIC SPEAKER•PENTODE ^STURDILYBUILT 7 MOHEY-SAVINC RADIO STORES860 East 63rd Street OPEN EVENINGS"I insist onLucky Strike*There*s nothing like a microphone toshow up the voice in its true colors. SoI insist on Lucky Strike—the cigarettethat I know will be kind to my throat.And you’ve certainly scoredanother hit with your now styloCollophano wrapper that opensso easily/^ISony Biers will always call this herbig year. Rrst, she learned to fly oplane. Then she marrlpd and founddomestic bliss. Then she made asmashing success in Girl.'' Asa reward Pox is co-starring her in"Over the HilL"o e e « • •Mode the finest toboccof ^ThoCream of many Crops—LUCKYalone offers the throot protectionexclusive '^TOASTING'^ Process w||iieludes the use of modern Ultra Viole!-*the process that expels certainbiting Irritants naturally presenttobacco leaf. These expelledore not present in your LUCKY STRIKE."They're —so they can't be in!'' No WQhderLUCKIES are always kind to your throat.44 It's toastedvlbiVI..!.'Your Throat Protectloh—against irritiition—ogoinft coughl' lilAnd Moisturm-Proof Cellophane Keepsthat Teas ted" i Flavor Ever! FreshTUNE IN—The Lucky Strike Dance hour every TuetdaypThursday and Saturday e^Jening over N. B. C. netvuorks*— qi."'' See the new notched tab on the topof the package. Hold down one halfwith your thumb. Tear off tho other half. Simple.Quick. Zipl That’s all. Uniquel Wrapped In dust*proof, mcisturo-proof, germ-proof Collophano.Clean, protected, neat, FRfSHI—what could bomore modern than LUCKIES’ Improved Humidorpackage—so easy to open I Ladies—the LUCKYTAB Ts-your nnger nail protectionmIPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 1931MStTO HELP YOU IN BUYING!TTie Trading Post is the Campus ShoppingGuide. Use it. Here merchants near the cam¬pus offer merchandise, service, and shoppingfacilities. Save time and money by using thisservice to locate shops and merchandise that in¬terest you. Shopping takes half the time andno trouble at all if you refer frequently to thisservice.Remember also that you can buy things atbargain prices from other students through theTrading Post. Make your wants known. PhoneHyde Park 9221 today.TUTORING — French, Spanish,English. Expert. Univ. Grad. Rea¬sonable rates. C^ll Fairfax 0834. WANTED — Man to drive toMiami, Florida. Buick Sedan leav¬ing Chicago November 21. Shareexpenses. Mr. Kennan.TO RENTFOR RENT—Lovely 4 ^indo^^•odliving rt)om. Greatly reduced. 1 or2. 85-6. Cosy singlt $3.60. 6056Kimbark Ave. Dorch. 10135. GIRL to do light housework 3-4hours in faculty member’s family.Near campus. Riss Robinson.UNIVERSITY LUNCH W’ANTED—Girl to wait ontables. 12-1:30 and 6-7 daily. Mealsand small salary. Near campus.Miss Robinson.GOOD COOKING at popularprices. Quick service. Women in¬vited. Opposite Snell on Ellis.EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIESW.4NTED- Man to act as cam¬pus repiesentative for the Ward-Stilson Co. Liberal commissionbasis. Mr. Kennan. W.ANTED—A married woman toprepare meals in exchange for anicely furnished large rm. andboard for her and husband. Walk¬ing distance from campus. MissRobinson or Mr. Kennan.WANTED—Students, men orwomen, to sell an unusually fineline of Christmas cards for aneastern firm. Liberal compensation.Mr. Kennan. W.ANTED—Girl to represent S.S.Hotel in exchange for meals. MissRobinson.WANTED -Middle aged womanas ccnnpanion to elderly woman iiTexchange for room. No house¬work. Near campus. Miss Robinson. The Daily MaroonNight editor for the next issue:Warren E. Thompson. Assistants:William Wakefield and Hobart Gun¬ning.Undergraduate OrganizationsThe Debating Union meets at 7:30in room A, the Reynolds club. Therewill be an open discussion of thequestion, “Is Social Control of In¬dustry Desirable?”The W’^orld Fellowship group ofthe Y. W. C. A. meets at inthe Y. W. room, Ida Noyes hall.The Freshman Women’s clubmeets for dinner at 6 in the sunpar-lor, Ida Noyes hall.Dramatic Association tea in thetow’er room at 4:00. Guy Standingof Mrs. Moonlight, w’ill talk.Music and Religious ServicesDivinity chapel: “My Attitude To¬wards War.” The Reverend NorrisL. Tibbetts. 12, in Joseph Bondchapel.Afternoon organ music, at 5 in HUTCHINS ENDORSESRELIEF MOVEMENT■^.'1* * * * ’*'*^ Maroons Hold SkullPractice Under CoverAs Rain Halts WorkFORTY STARSonOUR BLANKET!For forty years we, too, haveserved the University—notin athletics but in hospital¬ity, entertainment and stu¬dent activities. Long exper¬ience has made us adept atarranging dances, luncheons,dinners and parties for Mid¬way students. We hope toenjoy forty more years ofyour continued favor 1 (Continued from page 1)was responsible for the game.Some plays were charted on theboard and then two squads ranthrough them against the freshmen.Following this a reserve varsity out¬fit and a freshman team went overto the boggy field for a wet scrim¬mage, replete with fumbles.The condition of the team is thebest it has been this season. No seri¬ous injuries were reported from lastSaturday’s game except the kneesprain sustained by Pompeo Toigo,an end. Paul Stagg is nursing an in¬jured arm.^otels Hindermere^hicago5€th Street at Hyde Park BoulevardWard B. James, ManagerFairfax 6000 Freshmen WomenHold ^Splash’ PartyThe “splash party”, an innovationin campus social functions, will pro¬vide entertainment for Freshmanwomen this afternoon from 4:30until 7 in the swimming pool of IdaNoyes hall. In addition, bridge andother amusements w’ill be offered inthe main gymnasium for those whodo not swim. Pot-luck supper is tofollow the “splash.”Tickets are priced at twenty-fivecents and may be obtained at thedoor or from members of the fol¬lowing committee in charge of ar¬rangements: Grace Carver, BettyVan Kirk, Helen Hiett, Edith Pit-chard, and Clara Morley. the University chapel. Porter Heapsplays Noble’s “Solemn Prelude”;Delthier’s “The Brook”; Russell’s“The Bells of St. Anne de Beau-pre”; Wolstenholme’s “.Allegretto”;Parker, “Concert Piece in B major.”Departmental ClubsEta Sigma Phi meets at 4 in theI Classics Common room.The Bacteriology club; Dr. D. J.Davis, dean of the University of Il¬linois College of Medicine, will givean illustrated lecture on “SepticSore Throat.” 4:30, in Ricketts N 1.Le Cercle Francais: Causerie. As¬sistant Professor Ernest Haden ofthe Fi’ench department. 4 :30, at theFrench hou.se.The Church History club meets at7:30 in the Swift Common room. Mr.J. P. Bartak speaks on “Recent Re¬ligious Changes in Czechoslovakia.”The Physics club meets at 4:30 inRyerson 32. Dr. S. Freed discusses“Magnetism and Spectroscopy ofIons in Crystals.”The Socialist club: “DisarmamentConference of 1932.” Clark Eichel-berger. National Secretary, Leagueof Nations Association. 7:45, in theGraduate clubhouse.MiscellaneousRadio lectures: “The Psychologyof Religion.” Professor EdwardScribner Ames of the Philosophy de¬partment. 8 A. M. on station WMAQ.“Readings,” Mr. Allen Miller. 10:45,on station WMAQ.Public lecture: “Nervous Mes¬sages and Their Effects.” Dr. E. D.Adrian of Cambridge. 4:30, inPathology 117. (Continued from page 1)cial Program committee and held inthe Judson court dining room of themen’s residence halls. Proceeds fromthe dance will all be devoted to theFund.Give Floor ShowA floor show featuring a tapdancer, soloist and a legerdemain ex¬pert (magician to you) has beenplanned for the entertainment ofguests between dances. The entireclub and lounge facilities of the newhall will be open during the evening,for the occasion is the official house¬warming party.1 Mary Lou Forbrich has been ap-I pointed director of the .stage showi featuring campus talent which will! entertain in Mandel hall after theI showing of the University movingI picture film November 20. This. event, which is the premier exhibi-1 tion of the new talkie of Universityj life, is also being given for benefit ofthe Relief Fund. The film is nowj being cut and from preliminary pro¬jections, William Morgenstern, pub-[ lie relations director of the Univers¬ity, and Kenneth Rouse, assistant tothe Dean of Students, pronouncedthe picture a success.Goal I« $1000When the goal of $1,000 has beenreached by this drive, the entire sumwill immediately be disbursed forthe assistance of students. One halfwill enlarge the facilities and thenumber of field workers of theBoard of Vocational Guidance andPlacement in order that more posi¬tions may be found for students whomust have employment. The otherhalf will be used for emergency re¬lief of students through the facilitiesof the University clinics and othermediums. About TenMinutes .. asthe CrowFlies / ^ T UST a good con-^ stitutional fromthe Campus to Lyon &Healy’s Woodlawn store.^ It’s always “open house”//L&H here for U. of C. men andwomen. Drop in wheneveryou like and listen to thenewest record releases. No ob-M ligation at all.^ PIANOS RECORDS RADIOS" • MUSIC UKULELESBAND and ORCHESTRA INSTRUMENTSConvenient TermsLYON & HEALYWoodlawn Store:870 East 63rd StreetTreat 60 Daily InOrthopaedic Unit(Continued from page 1); side school, administration was di-; vided up. The board of the homeI decides on what children shall betreated and how much they shallpay; Billings hospital provides thestaff. The West side institution nowserves as a home for children whodo not need special treatment.Each adult consumes approxim¬ately 1,355 pounds of food a year. DINE-DANCEand Be Entertained$1 .00includingMIDNIGHTBREAKFASTServed from 9:30 P. M. to closingMinimum Check $1.00 PerPerson — Except SaturdayNo Cover Chargeat Any Time —EARL BURTNETTand His OrchestraAlso a Full Course DINNER$1.50 — Served to 9 P. M.The NewBlackhawk139 North WabashINVITATIONDine and Dance in OurFRENCH ROOM(second floor)To Eddie Varzo’s peppy dance orchestra during luncheon,dinner, and after the theater on Saturdays until 2 A. M.Good food, delightful dining room (two floors), cozybooths, and the finest dance floor in Chicago’s loop. You’llbe thrilled. Main floor never closes.Luncheon 40c and 50c Dinner 40c, 65c and $1.00A la carte service at all hours. No cover charge at anytime. We also cater to private parties, small or large.'Where Chicago Students Meet''Garrick Restaurant(Formerly the Union)68 West Randolph StreetBetween Clark and Dearborn Sts.CHICAGO, ILLINOIS (HMAlTEVENilBRDS19-25 N. State St., » CHICAGOBe the First to WearKNITTED OSTRICH!You practically trampled on usto get onr famous .\ngoras andthis is so much like them—weknow you’ll adore it! It’s thesoftest, smartest, most flatter¬ing material you’ve ever seen!Wine, blue, brown, Oxford8rey, green.Sports Shop — Third Floor THEROYCE8winter •weightHat fer your newwinter overcoatIt has the crisp, clean-cut style of a Hom-burg—comes in twonew shades of grey—has a bound-edgebrim—is silk lined—and what a value! ^863rd at MarylamSeeJerry Jonty hereevery eveningassaBSHBa. w. /Mttite