/: r'trpMT*—I’^rWht attp iWaroonVol. 32. No. 19. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY. OCTOBER 29, 1931 Price Five CentsSTUDENT ORCHESTRAUNDER CARL BRICKENWILL FURNISH MUSICFOR MIRROR REVUE Phi Psis Maintain iLead in League;D^eat Betas, 12-0 SENIORS VOTE FOR CLASSPRESIDENT ON NOVEMBER 11GAMES TODAYSelect Ten-piece BandTo Drill WithCastSANCTIONED BY O'HARAFor the first time since the initialproduction six years ago, music forthe 1932 Mirror show will be furn-i>he(l by a student orchestra, underthe direction of assistant professori)f music, Carl G. Bricken. Ten stu¬dents are to be selected from therecently organized University Or¬chestra, forming this special group.All orchestrations will he arrang¬ed by William Carroll, a member ofthe University Orchestra, under thepersonal supervision of the director.Carroll was one of the music writ-eis for "Captain Kidd. Jr.,’’ lastyear’s Blackfriars show.An Initial AppearanceIn commenting on the new ar¬rangement, Associate professorFrank Hurburt O’Hara, director ofDramatic productions, stated, “Mr.Bricken is a significant new force inthe advance of the University to¬ward a fully-rounded cultural life.He gives a rare opportunity for stu¬dent self-expression, and it is fittingthat one of his initial developments>houId be linked with the Mirrorwhich first appeared with a studentorchestra and which has alwayshoped for the ideal now about to berealized by Mr. Bricken."No student musical organizationhas been available on campus sincethe first year of Mirror’s history,and professional orchestras havebeen employed. With the opening ora department of music at the I’ni-versity scheduled for winter (juartera student orchestra has already beenformed. Several rehearsals havebeen held, and a program outlinedfor the University orchestra recitalwhich will be presented during fall(luarter. Frederick Stock, directorof the Chicago Symphony orchestra,was present at the rehearsal lastweek and commented favorably onthe possibilities of the new organiza¬tion, and the place which it will ul¬timately achieve in University life.From this group of musicians, tenstudents will be selected for the Mir¬ror orchestra. This is the final ges¬ture in making Mirror a completelyall-student production.Publish ScoreAnother innovation is the an¬nouncement of a score containingthe songs in the current revue aswell as some "hits” from past pro¬ductions.-All writers interested in contrib¬uting to the show must send theirmanuscripts to the Mirror board bythe end of the fall quarter. Mate¬rial is needed in every phase of theshow: skits, songs, lyrics, and musicfor the chorus numbers. Both grad¬uate and undergraduate studentsare invited to submit manuscriptsto the board; no professional writing !is accepted, for Mirror is essential- ■ly an organization offering oppor- |tunity for student ability. * |Posts For Freshmen |Those who wish to assist in the !business or production departmentsof the show may sign up with theten junior committee chairmen at atea on Tuesday afternoon at 3:30 inthe Tower room. The phases of theshow which are open to all Sopho¬more and Freshman women, withthe respective committee chairmen,are as follows: Frances Alschuler,box office; Dorothy Barckman, Max¬ine Creviston, and Ingred Peterson,publicity; Dorothy Dunaway, music;Mildred Hackl, properties; BettyHarlan, costumes; Rebecca Hayward,-stage-manager; Harriet Ann Trin-kle, scenery; and Eleanor Wilson, 3 P. M. IKappa Nu vs. Ponies !Phi Gamma Delta Delta vs. Phi Kap- jpa SigmaLambda Chi Alpha vs. Tau Delta Phi !4 P. M. ;Burton Badgers vs. Burton Wol- ;verinesJudson Wildcats vs. Burton Hawk-eyesRetaining their lead in the Deltaleague. Phi Kappa Psi yesterday de¬feated Beta Theta Pi by a .score of12 to 0. Kappa Sigma won from Sig¬ma Nu 13 to 0, the Rangers downedthe C. T. S. aggregation 6 to 0.Delta Upsilon bested Sigma Chi 14to 0, and Phi Pi Phi tost to the Bar-Imrians 13 to 0.Ingalls starred for the winner inthe Phi Psi-Beta game, scoring bothtouchdowns. On the kickoff for thesecond half he took the ball and ranHO yards for the first marker. Dur¬ing the same period he intercepteda Beta pass to score the secondtouchdown. Pickett starred for the jlosers.Harris of the Rangers did out¬standing work in their winninggame against the C. T. S. sextet,scoring the lone marker on a pass |from Colville. Harris and Colvillealternated at throwing and receiv- 'ing passes, both being consistentground-gainers. Bosworth and Car¬penter starred for C. T. S. jA short pass from Johnson toHardin counted for the first touch¬down for the Kappa Sigs in theirgame with Sigma Nu. The extrapoint was scored by Johnson on a(Continued on page 2)DEAN BRUMBAUGHATTENDS MEET OFPERSONNEL HEADSV^arious methods of coping withthe problems of student counselingwere duscussed at a conference ofcollege personnel officers Mondayand Tuesday at .Ann .Arbor, Michi¬gan, at which Dean A. J. Brum-l)augh represented the University.Seventy-five representatives frommidwestern colleges and universitiesattended the conference.Very few institutions have a well-organized, comprehensive programof counseling, according to DeanBrumbaugh, who outlined the University program in an address at theconference "Our viewpoint in regardto counseling must be broad enoughto comprehend all major problemsof students, and must be intensiveenough to provide for varied in¬dividual problems,’’ Mr. Brumbaughsaid.Dean Brumbaugh presented theprovisions of such a program, "Ourprogram of counseling, includes ad¬vice in educational, vocational,health, financial, and personal prob¬lems of religion, campus activities,personal friendships, and campustraditions."Many of the institutions are em-(Continued on page 2) BY JAMES F. SIMONThe Senior class—or such por¬tions of it as are sufficiently inter¬ested—will elect its president onNovember 11. Registration has beenscheduled by the election commissionof the Undergraduate council forWednesday, November 6.Candidates will be nominated inthe time honored, traditional man¬ner: a petition signed by twenty-fivequalified voters must be placed inthe hands of the election commis¬sion not later than noon of Novem¬ber 4. Promptly at 12, the candi¬dates them.selves will assemble inCobb 104 for a pre-election confer¬ence.Duties of PresidentDuties of the Senior class presi¬dent have historically been confin¬ed to (1) sitting ex-officio on theUndergraduate council, (2) helpingthe President of the University so¬licit funds from the members of theSenior class to finance the class gift,and (3) in rare cases, such as lastyear, to organize class activities.In normal years, there are no classactivities to organize.Under the leadership of Erret VanNice, last year’s president, the cla.ssof 1931 managed a "Senior Ball"at the Trianon ballroom. Bidswere offered for three dollars, un¬derselling the traditional Interfrat¬ernity Ball, the Military Ball andthe Washington Prom. The affairwas a social and financial success,partly through the efforts of Presi¬dent Van Nice and his committee,and partly through the ideas of LouisCohen, publicity man for the Tri¬anon, and erstwhile campus promot¬er.Van Nice was a member of DeltaKappa Fipsilon fraternity, and cap¬tain of the football team. His pre¬decessor, Harold Haydon, was amember of Psi Upsilon and Phi BetaKappa, conference indoor championin the high hurdles, head marshal,and creator of cartoons for thePhoenix, the Intramural Program,and the Cap and Gown.1929 "Prexy”The year before, 1929, RobertSpence, Alpha Delta Phi, held theoffice. He captained the swimmingteam, played end on the footballteam for three years, and in his se¬nior year served as acting captainwhen Saul Weislow was injured. Hewas also a member of the Honorcommission..A casual perusal of these facts,although they cover only three years,reveals the following items: presi¬dents of the Senior class are tradi¬tionally athletes, usually captains ofat least one varsity team; they are Facts About ElectionWhat: annual election for presi¬dent of the Senior class.When: registration on Friday,November 6. Voting on Wednes¬day, November 11.Where: at booths in front ofCobb and in Mandel cloister.Petitions: must be signed bytwenty-five qualified voters andpresented in Cobb 104 by noon ofWednesday, November 4.Qualified voters: are studentsregistered in the University thisquarter who have twenty-four tothirty majors, inclusive.Qualified candidates: are stu¬dents registered in the Universitythis quarter who have twenty-four to twenty-eight majors, in¬clusive.In charge: the election commis¬sion of the Undergraduate coun¬cil, composed of Charles Schmidt,chairman; Sylvia Friedeman, Ly-dabeth Tressler, Gilbert White,and Lawrence Schmidt.always members of prominent frat¬ernities ; they u.sually have a longztring of activities after their namesin the Cap and Gown.Members of the election commis-.«ion who have made arrangementsfor this year’s election are: Charle.sSchmidt, Delta Tau Delta, chairman;Sylvia Friedeman, Quadrangler; Ly-dabeth Tressler, Esoteric; GilbertWhite. Alpha Delta Phi; and Law¬rence Schmidt, Phi Pi Phi.Voters in the election must haveilom twenty-four to thirty majors,inclusive, and must be in residencethis quarter. Registration and vot¬ing will take place at two booths,one in front of Cobb, and the otherin Mandel cloister, but voters mustregister and vote at the same booth.Candidates for president musthave from twenty-four to twenty-eight majors, inclusive, and must bein residence. Theoretically, womenare eligible, but as a matter of cus¬tom, only men need apply.These regulations pertaining tothe election were approved at ameeting of the Undergraduate coun¬cil held yesterday afternoon in IdaNoyes hall. The other main item ofbusiness which has concerned thecouncil this quarter—limitation ofthe number of activities in which a.student may engage—did not comebefore the group at this session. Themechanics of the new plan are stillbeing considered by a committeeheaded by Louis Ridenour. \ Propose Plan toGive Gym CreditFor I-M GamesA plan to make possible the grant¬ing of Physical Culture credit forparticipating in Intramural games isnow being prepared by the Intra¬mural department. The new rulingwill be instituted winter quarter.Last spring the faculty of the Col¬lege approved this change; yesterdayafternoon the Athletic department,through Amos Alonzo Stagg, Athlet¬ic director, authorized the Intra- imural staff to begin activities.Under the innovation, participa- jtion in Intramural activities will be jgiven hour for hour Physical Culture !credit by the Athletic department, [with the added consideration that ac- jtivity in three Intramural gamesduring one week will suffice for thefour hours of required physical cul¬ture. The plan involves a large ex¬pansion of the Intramural program,and necessitates a careful check onall attendances at games so that theproper records may be kept. Themethods by which this is to be ac¬complished will now be determinedby the Intramural staff.Regular gymnasium cla.sses formen will be available as heretofore,Dr. Dudley Reed stated yesterday.The scope of the Intramural workwill also be increased, he stated, in¬struction in all the major sports be¬ing available for members of thevarious teams. The system will com¬bine, Dr. Reed believes, the idealcombination of technical training bycoaches, and management and ad¬ministration by students.The erection of the field house,augmenting the facilities of Bartlettgymnasium, will- give adequatespace to the increased number of in¬door Intramural games which areanticipated as a result of the newcredit system.B. W. O. SPONSORSSOCIAL LUNCHEONFOR NEWCOMERSRenovated Botany Pond EliminatesAn Old Danger to Student Healthscore. Works to AddressForeign StudentsDr. George A. Works, Dean ofStudents and University Examiner,will be guest speaker of the Inter¬national Students association at theregular Sunday night supper thisweek. Dr. Works will speak on"Some Fundamental Conceptions un¬derlying Public Education in Amer¬ica.” Following the supper, all thenational groups will meet.Next Saturday they will hold aHallowe’en party at 8 in the Rey¬nolds club. There will be games andother forms of entertainment from 8to 10 and social dancing until mid¬night. BY RUBE S. FRODIN, JR.Ladies and gentlemen! On theright you see the famous BotanyPond. It was built in 1901 to beau¬tify the campus, and to offer theBotany and Zoology departments anoutside body of water in which tocollect live specimens.At the present time the pool con¬tains fish and flowers. It has beenknown to contain freshmen, sopho¬mores and even juniors and -seniors.At the present time a petition is be¬ing circulated to keep an entry bookof all transient guests. The stipula¬tion has been made that perch, sun-fish, bass, bluegills, bullheads, andgoldfish must be catalogrued as per¬manents; the lilies as equipment.The Botany Pond, beloved in theheart of every true Chicagoan, is anuisance to one important party oncampus, namely the Building andGrounds department. The Buildingand Grounds department, common¬ly known among intimates as the B.and G. department, is positively re¬pulsed by the fact that the'BotanyPond needs cleaning once in a while.Mr. Overhiser, campus foreman,in an exclusive interview with The Daily Maroon, stated that last yearhis renovating crew was lazy, justplain lazy, and that he, although hehad the situation under control atall times, did not feel that it wasabsolutely necessary to clean thatsaid spot last year. Consequently,a cleaning this year is vital to thehealth of all those seniors who re¬move their mustaches before thedeadline, and are given the prover¬bial Saturday night bath in the saidBotany Pond.Orders from headquarters have itthen, that the Botany Pond, whichfor no good reason is divided intofour parts, will be cleaned this fall.Automatic valves change the water,but there’s always a lot of rubbishcollecting in the pond.One of the most interesting talesabout the Botany Pond related inrecent years concerns a carp. TheZoology department thought that itwould be nice to have a carp in thepond. A small carp was secured.But the little carp grew into a bigcarp, and as a big carp he devouredother fish in the pond. Such a pro¬cedure was not in keeping with' thefinancial policy of the Universityand so the big carp was removed, ■«’ A tran-sfer students’ luncheonwill be held in the Ida Noyes refec¬tory tomorrow noon under the spon¬sorship of the Board of Women’sOrganizations, with a view to furth¬ering social contacts among the stu¬dents who have entered from other :colleges, and members of the Uni¬versity. Hostesses who will meet ‘the group outside the refectory, are: ;Mary Evelyn Webb, Elizabeth Mer-riam, and Jeanne Hyde.Dorothy Schulz, Woman’s Editor |of the Cap and Gown, has been ap- jpointed publications representativeon the board by the members of B.W. 0. Last year the Cap and Gownpetitioned the Board of Organiza¬tions, Exhibitions, and Publicationsfor the election of a representativefrom the women editors on all pub¬lications, to replace the old rulewhich automatically selected theWoman’s Editor of The Daily Ma¬roon as that representative. In viewof the fact that only two publica¬tions are officially recognized by theUniversity, namely. The Daily Ma¬roon, and The Cap and Gown, theBoard of Women’s Organizations ap¬pointed the new representative.Problems of SovietTreated by HarperContrasts existing between Sovietand non-Soviet nations, and the rad¬ical changes introduced into Russia’ssocial program will be discussed bySamuel N. Harper, professor of Rus¬sian Language and Institutions, whenhe lectures today at the Art Insti¬tute.“Russia’s radicalism has resultedin lessening the class struggle andin co-operating once alien factionsso that the new enterprises of thenation have met with financial suc¬cess", stated Professor Harper yes¬terday in a pre-view of his speech. INJURIES PREVALENTAS PURDUE, CHICAGOPREPARE FOR 37THGRIDIRON STRUGGLEZimmer, Hamberg WillNot Play in GameSaturdayPAGE DRILLS RESERVESThe Maroons will face PurdueSaturday minus the services of PeteZimmer, halfback, and StanleyHamberg, guard. Hamberg is outfor the season with a dislocatedshoulder, and Zimmer is temporar¬ily disabled with a similar injury.The Boilermakers, however, willalso be lacking several regulars inSaturday’s engagement. Ed Risk,Alex Yunevich, Jack White and RoyHorstman were reported to be onthe crippled list in a recent dispatchfrom Lafayette.Toigo In ActionAs for other Maroons who havebeen nursing bruises and sprainsthis week, most of them expect toplay against Purdue, notwithstand¬ing their injuries. Pompeo Toigo,tough little end, who has been both¬ered with a stiff neck this week, tooka few kinks out in practice lastnight. Don Birney, substitute half¬back, and Bud Bellstrom, secondstring end who played most of thegame against Indiana, also reportedfor scrimmage yesterday, and bothwill be in shape by the end of theweek.Displaying a smoothness on of¬fense which was w marked contrastto their play against Indiana andYale, the varsity tore through thefreshmen in a practice scrimmage forseveral long gains. The rough workfollowed a long, intensive drill onvariations of plays which failed togain yardage against the Hoosiers.On the defense, the Maroons spentsome time trying to break up Pur¬due plays executed by Coach Stroh-meyer’s Freshman squad. The sec¬ondary found that stopping theyearlings was no bed of roses, de¬spite the fact that last night, was,the third time they have workedagainst these same plays.Prime Line ReservesOff in one corner of the field,Pat Page devoted his attention towhipping line reserves into shape tofill the vacancy left by Hamberg atguard. It is considered unlikelythat the line will be abe to aproachits performance at Michigan, whenseven men played the entire gamewithout replacements.Among the guards who haveshown improvement in scrimmagethis week are Berg, Shapiro, andRapp. All three will probably playSaturday.The game on Stagg field Saturdaywill be the thirty-seventh betweenPurdue and Chicago since 1892. TheMaroons have won twenty-seventimes, lost eight times, and tied once.In recent years Purdue has wonmost of the encounters with the not¬able exception of the 1927 game,when Chicago won 7-6 the week af¬ter the Boilermakers had defeatedHarvard 19-0.Purdue Won Fir»t ThreeThe Boilermakers went undefeat¬ed in 1892, the opening year of thelong series, and repeated their winsagainst Chicago in the two followingyears. From 1894 to 1898 therewere no games, but since that yearthere have been thirty-two straight.It used to be said that “StaggFears Purdue”, but the revised ver¬sion of the old gag-line is “PurdueRespects Stagg’s Records”. So farthis year. Coach Noble Kizer’scharges have won every game butone, an upset by Wisconsin.Fred Hecker, sensational sopho¬more halfback who was the princi¬pal factor in a 19-6 victory overCarnegie Tech Saturday, will be thechief scoring threat against theStaggmen.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY. OCTOBER 29. 1931iatlg iffiar00«FOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished morning, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the AutumnWinter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company, 6831 University Ave.Subscription rates $3.00 per year; by mail, $1.60 per year extra. Single copies, five*cents each.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the poet office at Chicago,Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationLOUIS N. RIDENOUR, JR., Editor-in-ChiefROBERT T. McCarthy, Business ManagerMERWIN S. ROSENBERG, Managing EditorMARGARET EGAN, Senior EditorJANE KESNER, Senior EditorASSOCIATE EDITORSDOROTHY A. BARCKMANMAXINE CREVISTONRUBE S. FRODIN, JR.BION B. HOWARDINGRED K. PETERSENJ. BAYARD POOLEJAMES F. SIMONA ARREN E. THOMPSONSLEANOR E. WILSON ASSISTANT BUSINESS MANAGERSJOHN D. CLANCY, JR.EDGAR L. GOLDSMITHSOPHOMORE ASSISTANT'SWALTER MONTGOMERYVINCENT NEWMANEDWARD SCHALLERTAYLOR WHITTIERJANE BIESENTHALRITA DUKETTEMELVIN GOLDMANWILLIAM GOODSTEINEDWARD NICHOLSONMARGARET MULLIGANTASULA PETRAKISSHIRLEY HOROWITZROSEMARY VOLK SOPHOMORE EDITORSHOBART GUNNINGELIZABETH HANSENROBERT HERZOGDAVID LEVINEEUGENE PATRICKMARY SOPERWILLIAM WAKEFIELDJANE WEBER The TravellingBazaarBY FRANK HARDING DEAN BRUMBAUGHATTENDS MEET OFPERSONNEL HEADSNight Editor: Warren E. ThompsonAssistants: David C. Levin and Eugene PatrickTO RUSSIA WITH TRAITOR HUTCHINS“That only the intelligent man wants an education and thatthere is no need of trying to educate a person who cares only fordates, speakeasies, and football is one of the theories with whichRobert Maynard Hutchins, president of the University of Chicago,is startling the educational world.“The first part of the theory, that only the intelligent man wantsan education, is obviously false; that can be readily ascertained bya brief perusal of intelligence scores made by college students. Un¬intelligent students are attending colleges, which proves conclusive¬ly that some unintelligent people desire educations. What else canaccount for their presence at institutions of higher learning? Cer¬tainly no one goes to colleges merely because it is the thing to do,or because his parents force him to do so, *or because of the socialcontacts he can make there, or because of the valuable experiencehe can obtain in extra-curricular activities. To suppose that suchreasons motivate college attendance would be absurd, for whathave they to do with education, the object for which colleges exist?“The second part of the theory, that it is unnecessary to tryto educate people who care only for dates, speakeasies, and foot¬ball is a direct contradiction of an ancient American tradition. Arewe to allow some upstart who has become a college president tooverthrow the ideals of our forefathers? Heaven forbid!“If Dr. Hutchins persists in such scare-brained theorizing, lethim go to Russia where his bolshevism would be welcomed. Any¬way, he’s a nuisance here; he is always wanting to improve oureducation system, which, as every patriotic American and everyCollege of Education student knows, is virtually perfect. In Amer¬ica there is no place for rebels.”The editorial above has been reprinted verbatim, with its originaltitle, from the Minnesota Daily of Saturday, September 24. Webelieve that we would be insulting the intelligence of our readers ifwe should undertake to consider and refute, clause by clause, thedocument reproduced above; as it stands, however, it furnishes anadmirable starting-point for a discussion of the scope and purpose ofeditorials in college dailies.All editorials are written with the idea in mind that they areto be read—which idea is, we believe, to some degree true. They iare meant to convey to the reader the carefully-considered con- jelusions of an editorial writer, who is popularly supposed to have |had some experience in concluding. It is an open secret that thedaily production of the amount of syntat necessary to fill an editorial jcolumn becomes a great burden in a very short time, and the care- Iless editor is likely to slip into the habit of merely picking a sub- iject which will catch people’s eyes, and delivering himself of a |few hundred words of ill-considered vituperation. jThis, apparently, is what has happened in the case of the |editorial-writing gentleman from Minnesota. Time magazine has irecently accused most college newspapers of being “polite andplacid” organs, pointing to the Michigan Daily as a “free press,unhampered by administrative interference,” including in the con¬demnation, presumably. The Daily Maroon. The Daily Maroonundergoes no censorship at the hands of the administration; it re¬ceives no subsidy or other form of financial support from the Uni¬versity. It is restrained merely by considerations of good taste andsanity with regard to the news it prints and the conclusions it drawseditorially.Throughout the year. The Daily Maroon hopes to achievea reputation, at least locally, for maintaining a sane and constructive¬ly liberal editorial policy. The Daily Maroon will not be coercedinto suppressing facts it believes should receive thfe attention of theUniversity at large, nor will it appear with a sensational revelationor an abusive editorial for which it is unsure of the facts.—L.N.R.,Jr. All the campus Filo Pantseshave been unsuccessful in doinganything but scrape the skin offtheir noses in getting to thesource of the mysterious tele¬grams that came during the of¬ficial Yale game banquet. Prexy(Ros Coyne has convinced us thatit is Prexy and not Pres.), the OldMan and William Lyon Phelpseach received wires during thecourse of the meal. First cameone to R. M. H. from one whosigned himself as “a friend”. Itread, “Watch Phelps arid Stagg.”A moment later another boy felloff his bicycle with another tele¬gram in his hand. It was to the' Old Man and it said, “Let Alby-gones be Albygones,” and it wassigned by “a well wisher.”Phelps caught the next one and itreferred to a statement he hadmade to the papers in which hehad named the ten greatest livingwomen writers. The telegram wassigned by each of the ten womenand it read, “Thanks a lot kid”.♦ * ♦And remember the sales geniusthat conceived the slogan of “theBible and other Harvard cla.ssic.s.”And now our eminent prof, ofHeredity and Eugenics gives us aletter which came to him address¬ed through the University of Chi¬cago.H. H. Newman.Dear SirIn brief I am a man over 40years of ageI have made a sincere study of(Human Nature)By the science and Health(Way)I think I am able or capable fora real showdown to answer anyquestion asked. That is I meanwithin the bounds of reason.I am sure I know the cause ofDegenisery That is for those theshoes fitI know a monkey when I seeone if you really desire to knowthe actual truth I am in posses¬sion of itI am a poor man I am not inpossession of wealth. But justthe opposit In possession of firstclass Health and can stand thetest (My way through questionIf I was in Chicago I w’ouldstep in to see youMy advice cost moneyAnd at the present time I have3c in my pocketAnd out of a Job, Plumber bytradeIf the contents of this letter in¬terests youAddressRespectfullyP. S. Anybody can make a mis¬take 'The bird probably had a nicklebut the stamp cost two cents.The University tea dances forall University come back intoexistence on Friday with a galaHallowe’en party. Not such a badidea for no doubt the upperclass¬men are getting tired of havingthe freshmen tell them that thedates they get them are lousy.This will be the boys’ opportunityto I bust in. All they will have todo is to walk up and slap the girlson the er... . back and there won’tbe'any say no. There will be of¬ficial bouncers to throw out allgirls that say no. That’s not allthere is going to be, there’s for¬tune telling. How would you liketo have Jerry Mitchell and JoCJreen, do a little mind reading?Gaze, into your eyes and tell youthat .you have a beautiful soul andyou just need the right girl to' bring it out. We’re also going to-have a booth, we hope in the base¬ment;'where maybe we can do a' W'ttle divining, holding hands,is r 2>•1 (Juickgilver is not a form or kindof ffilver, it is a separate element;and'-was discovered over 2000 yearsiago. (Continued from page 1)phasizing one phase of counseling,such as placement of graduates, vo¬cational counseling, and remedialprocedures with failing students.This later phase of counseling is be¬ing used at Ohio State where theyhave a regular class for failing stu¬dents under the direction of a fac¬ulty member and five assistants. Ac¬cording to Professor Luella C. Pres-sy of Ohio State Univei*sity, whoaddressed the conference on, “Ex¬periences With Failing Students,”the class is attended by about four-hundred students annually.In their engineering school theUniversity of Michigan has a Mentorsystem, which is comparable to ourDean system. Northwestern main¬tains a centralized personnel bureauwhich operates independently fromthe educational advisers, in variousschools. Purdue is doing consider¬able re.search work in various plansof counseling students in order tofind a solution to their problems withstudents in the engineering school, i Phi Psis MaintainLead in League(Continued from page 1)pass from Andrews. In the secondhalf Burton intercepted a Sigma Nupass and scored the second marker.Andrews and Johnson did excep¬tional work for the Kappa Sigs;.Mandernack was outstanding amongthe Sigma Nu players.In the outstanding game of theday. Delta Upsilon won from Sig¬ma Chi by a score of 14 to 0. Schles-inger scored the first touchdown inthe first two minutes of play aftera series of passes following the kick¬off. In the last four minutes D. U.accounted for eight points, makingthe first safety of the year. McNabof Sig Chi caught a punt behind hisown goal, but his pass from behindthe line wa?; downed, thereby count¬ing a safety for D. U. Keogh caughta long pass for the final marker.The Barbarian aggregation led the jPhi Pi’s 6 to 0 up to the last sec¬ond of play. Just as the final whis¬tle blew, Sherwin of the Barbarians caught a pass for the second marker,having already scored the only touchdown. Dulin accounted for the ex¬tra point after the close of the game.There are 37,391,939 volumes in theUniversity libraries in the UnitedStates.: Harvard university, with an en-I dowment of $90,000,000, is the rich-1 est college in America.Periodical SponsorsEssay CompetitionThe Thinker, a magazine of con¬temporary thought announces ane.ssay contest open to college stu¬dents only. Jhe subject of theseessays is “What do you hope to getout of college?”, taken from an ar¬ticle by Professor D. E. Pltillips,which appeared in the November is¬sue of the magazine.The first award in the contest willbe a twenty-five dollar prize, thesecond, ten dollars, and there willhe two minor prizes of five .dollarseach. Contributions are limited tofive hundred words. They must besent to the Essay Editor of TheThinker, 45 West 45th Street, NewYork City, no later than November15th. GRANDOPtRA HouseNOWTWO WfEKf ONLYWEa-MT MATINdCJ 1rOR. THE fIRST TIMEIN CH\Ck(X> AS LADYTEAZLE IN SHCMDAN'JCTCfkNAL COMEDYTHE SCHOOLrOR SCANDAL*NIGHTS «l totsHATIHftS5(fro»2» Parties..brilliantsnappy parties . . .that *go over*big!Af.^KK your party a bi<" ^ success . . . unique,ditTerent, original. Wr'reglad to help you plan it—no extra charge, no ob¬ligation. Let’s talk it over!Football Luncheonbefore every gameSl.OOHOTELSHORELAND55th Street at the LakeTelephone Plaza KXX)Amcricals firstHors dbeuvre BatUnusual in everythinft the Hors (fOeuvreBar and the Oyster Bar with its famousStews, make Colletfe Inn the most uniquerestaurant in America. Fresh oystersand clams opened while you wait. Dineat the bar or have your appetizers therebefore you sit at dinner in the maindlnin;^ room.COLLEGE IHHBEK BERKIE” The Old Maestro"AND HIS ORCHESTRAMeeting Place of the foremost TheatricalStars... World’s Fair Lirthtinq. . . RadiumPaintinJTs... Color Or^an Dance Floorwith Surface of Teak Wood and Ebony...No Cover Charge till 9’.30 RM.hotel SHERMANRANDOLPH CLARK* LAKEAND LA SALLE STREETSCHICAGOA.THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY. OCTOBER 29, 1931 Page 11»eeathenaeum GOLF TOURNAMENTSCORES FOR FIRSTROUND DUE TODAY(The Daily Maroon takes this op-vintuntty to present, without com-a recent communication re-ceived fr(m a student at the Umver-^iiy. Members of the University com¬munity who hold other views are in-ritcd to make ute of this column.)an OPEN LETTER TO THE“OLD MAN"Dear Mr. Stagg: ^ jYou don’t remember me, but I’m i„iu‘ of those undergraduates who at-1tend football games here at Chicago, ,1 live in a fraternity house right on j, a in pus. and I often get to talking ,with some of those alumni who lmakes speeches at banquets.Tin not a freshman, either, Mr. istta^rjr I’ve been around here longenough to have a healthy respectlor your record as a football coachbefore the war, and to admire youtoi your stand on clean sport and allthat sort of thing.But there’s one very touchy sub-ieet that I’d like to discuss with youthrough this open letter. It’s onethat every football-minded under-i:iaduate, every interested alumnus,and most members of the athletic(K partment have been thrashing overlot two or three years, and partic¬ularly this last season.Perhaps you’ve heard that there1- a provision in the rulings of theI'niversity ruling bodies that whena faiulty member reaches his sixty-tilth birthday, the Board of Trus¬tees must make a special dispen.sa-tion so that he can go on teaching.Kverybody knows that you havereached the age of retirement, and.verybody with any imaginationbnows that some day you will re¬tire. People just don’t go on coach¬ing forever.You know, and we all know, thattiu Board of Trustees isn’t goingto say to you, "Alonzo, don’t youthink you had better retire?’’ Youate the only one who will pass judg¬ment on whether or not you oughtto continue us football coach. Ofcourse, it is a tribute to your pres¬tige at the University and through¬out the country that the Board is let¬ting you remain five years after thecustomary age of retirement.Perhaps those speeches that thealmni orators make at bantjuets .have blinded you to the facts in theca.se. The truth of the matter is—if we may be permitted to speakfrankly, as man to man—that manyof lho.se same alumni who makespeeches praising your coachingmake derogatory statements behind |your back—men who have played on'ome of the greatest teams you haveever produced.Here are a few of the facts: The jfootball team has not won a confer¬ence game since 1929, and the onevictory that season was the contestwith Indiana. During the .same pe¬riod that Chicago has been apologiz¬ing so profusely for its footballteams, the gymna.stic teams havetieen winning conference champion¬ships with admirable persistence,the track team has had several goodyears, the baseball squad had one ofIts best seasons, and the tennis teant jlias monopolized the honors in thesingles and doubles conferencemeets.So it can’t be the dearth of ma- All scores of the first round in theI-M fall golf elimination tournamentare to be turned in to the intramuraloffice today. Results in the initialround will be announced tomorrowproviding all matches have beenplayed.In the qualifying round, Lee, PhiDelta Theta, turned in the low score,a 75. Howe, unattached, was secondwith a 77. Lee, teamed with For-brich, was runnerup in last year’stourney, while Howe and Streich,teammates again this year, were win¬ners in last fall’s meet.Following are the pairings in thefirst round: Lee and Porter, Phi Del¬ta Theta, vs. Roe and James, PhiKappa Psi; Marks and Aries, PhiSigma Delta, vs, Richmond and Som¬ers, Tau Kappa Epsilon; Howe andFroehling, unattached, vs. Howardand Young, Psi Upsilon; Miller andCarle, Phi Kappa Psi, vs. Schenkerand Jadwin, Pi I>ambda Phi. Announce ElectionsTo Crossed CannonBurton Doherty, Captain of thePolo team, and Paul D. Cooper, ad¬jutant Captain of the R. 0. T. C.,were elected to Crossed Cannon, se¬nior honor society of the MilitaryScience department. The announce¬ment of election was made yesterdaymorning by Major T. J, J. Christianat a meeting of the entire cadet staff.The first meeting of the society willbe held next Thursday. It was alsoannounced by Major Christian thatPhalanx, an honor society for thebasic corps, will be organized some¬time this quarter.In accordance with the nationalcommemoiation of Armistice Daya Military Review of the entire cadetcorps will be held in the circle No¬vember 11 at 3. The student unit,the largest in history, numbers overthree hundred members, and will pa¬rade clad in the new official uniformwhich have been issued recently bythe department to replace the old“army woolens.’’ The new cadetoutfits consist of English cut breechesand blouses of light weight whip¬cord.terial that causes the football teamto lose so (lishearteningly everySaturday. It can’t be the caliber ofthe opposition, because we play ifanything easier teams than manyother conference schools It can’tbe lack of adequate facilities forpractice, or adequate funds fortraining, because you will have toadmit that the University is verywell fixed in both of these respectsNow, Mr. Stagg, let me- repeatthat I think you are a splendid fel¬low personally, that you are one ofthe greatest coaches and players inthe history of collegiate athletics:but the fact remains that as a coachof football you have lost your grip.I know that’s hard to take, and it’ssort of hard for me to say it. But it’s true, and there’s a crowd of old"C” men and young “C” men in thistown who will be thanking me to¬morrow for having tried to tell youthis.Imagine, Mr, Stagg, the embaras-sing situation that will arise whenstudent opinion and alumni feelingbecome so strong that the Board ofTrustees will have to send you thatbote, “.\lonzo, don’t you think youhad better retire?” Wouldn’t it befar better, both for you and for•Alma Mater, now that you’ve hadyour game with Yale^ if you shouldgracefully doff the mantle of headfootball coach .so that you can drapethat magnificient white blanket withall the stars around your shoulders?UNDERGRADUATE.PROFESSOR or STUDENTYou’ll enjoy the quiet home-like atmosphere of theWoodlawn Apartments TWENTY-EIGHT YEARS AGOOctober 29, 1903The Women’s Union of the Uni¬versity will hold a "Mother GooseParty” for children of the facultyand their mothers in Lexington hall.Eight hundred students havebought tickets for the Wisconsingame at Madison. Special trainshave been provided for the rooter.s.Bartlett gymnasium will not beformally opened until Washington’sbirthday. It was hoped to have itcompleted by Thanksgiving. Theshower-bath rooms are ready, thefloor of the gymnasium is beingscraped, and the cork for the trackhas been ordered.FOURTEEN YEARS AGOOctober 29, 1917The annual cross country run willbe held in Chicago for the first timein many years. Coach Tom Eck hasa track measured out of the baseballfield in Washington park which is amile and a quarter in length.“Demolish the Kaiser” was theslogan at a forum conducted recent¬ly by students of the Universitywho were discussing the question ofthe making of peace terms and thusending the. war W. A. A. plans a "Campus Fol¬lies”, a Chicago night for Chicagowomen, and a luncheon for W. A.A. members of the University ofWisconsin in its program for autumnand vkdnter quarter. jStudents of the University willtake up a collection of funds at Sat- !urday’s game with Illinois in behalf |of the war work of the local Y. M.C. A. IONE YEAR AGO |October 29, 1930 |Members of the Sophomore class jwere holding a secret conclave in :the basement of Hitchcock hall re- !garding what they were going to do jat the annual Freshman-Sophomorerush. In some way, the freshmengot word of the meeting and two hundred of them went over. At thefirst Freshman shout, the sopho¬mores started from their chairs anddashed through the back exit intowaiting cars. The freshmen, believ¬ing the sophomores to be still inhiding besieged the hall. Hitchcockresidents became alarmed and be-seiged the freshmen with electriclight balls. They finally became con¬vinced that the sophomores had es¬caped and they retired to Hull gate.Cars filled with sophomores dashedby and were heavily pelted with to¬matoes.The committee in charge of ar¬rangements for Interfraternity Ballannounced that it would be held atthe Medinah Athletic club, 505 N.Michigan boulevard.Across the Midway From ,the U. of C. isWHERE TO EATonHALLOWE’EN WEEKALL BOTTOM PRICESChicken Dinners - Steaks - Hot SandwichesOUR SPECIALTYTHE STUDENT’S RESTAURANTOwned and Managed by Two StudentsWoodlawn Ave. and 61st StreetWe Will Fill Orders for Hallowe’en Parties in Fraternityand Sorority HousesCALL HYDE PARK 6190Tickets for Current Theatre Attractions onSale at the Office of The Daily MaroonBOARD AND ROOM$40 a month‘ Fraternity Life as aNon-member”At 5332 Elhs Ave.For InformationCALL FAIRFAX 2930HERE BOYS!1004 RESTAURANTGOOD MEALS35 and 40 Cents- - also - -55, 65, and 75 CentsTable d’Hote dinners• • at - •1004 Elast 55th St. Friday Night Only is Collegiate Night.To Students Presenting Tuition ReceiptMinimum Charge $1.50; Otherwise $2NoCoverChargeat anyTimeDINNER\l L y 140 OlWABA^ ALMOST ^T++f /, ^5AM&..WNONE GENUINE WITHOUT THISCAN’T BUST ’EM TRADEMARKBUSTIjv]^CCilDSCALIFORNIA When Fleetwood — or is it Brougham?—gentlywakes you—well, happy day! You 11 be wearingyour Campu.s Cords this morning, sir?-4Campus Cords are corduroy trousers for campuswear. TheyTc made of the finest corduroy in adistinctive cream shade.They’re tailored and cut to give snug hip-fit,straight hang, wide but not extreme cuff bottoms.Ask for them by name—Campus Cords. Look forthe label inside the waistband. It protects youagainst imitations.CAMPUS CURDSE L O F. S S E K - 11 E Y N K M A N N C O . • S .7 r T f ,7 n C 7 S C OChicago Portland New York • Los Angeles“Campus Cords” Are On Sale atMM1AW iHElViiniBIfenry CL^tton 8 SonsSTATE and JACKSONPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 29, 1931WANT TO TRADE?Certainly there are a number of things storedaway in your home that you no longer need—apiece of luggage, an extra kodak, or somebooks. Why not trade these for something youcan use right now? A notice in the TradingPost —the official Student’s Exchange, willswamp you with swap offers. Make up yourlist and phone it to Trading Post headquarterstoday. The number is Hyde Park 9221.ROOMSACCOMMOD.^TIONS for one or■J. men in well furnished bachelorapartment. 1443 E. 60th St. 3rd-Apt. block I. C. Mid. 3098.FOR RENT Stile, room #4.Larwe front room 85. With livinilroom 88. Near 1. C. Slrii.^ ht.('ha>. Stone. 3nd .Apt.. 150, E. 6othSt.tutoringEXPERT TUTORING in Englishgrammar and composition. Reason¬able. E.\perienced. Midway 60o0.Ask for room 520.UNIVERSITY STARSENHANCE SERVICECLUB STAGE SHOWITniversity dramatic stars enhancedthe Service Club’s lavish annual Re¬vue which was staged at the OperaHouse last Saturday night.The most important parts takenby campus celebrities were tilled byMary Ann Stevens. Wally Knudson.and Milt Olin. Miss Stevens addedher dancing and singing to the gen-wal ensemble, and also portrayed“The Cosmoplitan” in a scene en¬titled “My Magazine Cover Girl’’.Knudson, football star of last yearrendered “In a Japanese Garden’’,while Milt Olin, whose appearancehas become synonomous with “TheGangster Blues’’, sang that hit fromthe 1931 Blackfriars show, as wellMeans Parties!What time could be more ap¬propriate for a party thanHallowe’en—and Hallowe’en iscoming soon.We have a varied and inter¬esting stock of Dennison Hal¬lowe'en Party Goods, ready toadd that spirit and fun ofHallowe’en to your party. Invitations, table covers, andnapkins with fitting designs,cut-outs, place cards, nut cups.^seals, decorating materials—all these and more, to help youwith your party.And you will want the Hal¬lowe’en issues of “Parties”—amagazine of decorations, cos¬tumes, games, and refresh¬ments. It will tell you how toget the greatest effect with thegoods we carry, as well as idea-on every other detail of a par¬ty.Woodworth’sBOOK AND STATIONERY1311 East 57th Street LEARN TO RIDESTUDENTS Fine horses at rea¬sonable rates. Expert instructionto beginners. University Riding.\cademy. Dorchester 0941.LOST AND FOUNDREWARD—Silver ring with fra¬ternity seal on red stone flankedwith 6 rows of marquisites. Re¬turn to Business Otfice of Daily-Maroon.LI NCR SHOPHO.ME COOKING Enjoy a home-cookeil complete lunch. 35c. Try us..Maroon Lunch, 5650 Ellis .Ave.a.s the “Lady of the Limousine".Seven Duesenberg limousines form¬ed the background for the scene inwhich this song was featured, whilefive Univei-sily iiu.n — Jol'.n Holi<.-way Chet I>aing. Jack Verdiei-.Frank Calvin, and Larry (ioodnow—took the parts of chauffeurs.The queen of England is entitledby law to the tail of every whalecaught on English shores.The marriages of college gradu¬ates succeed ninety-nine times outof a hundred, while the average ofall others is one to six.The University of Wisconsin isconducting a class in pewter mak¬ing. Lutheran ClubMembers AttendHalloween FeteGames, stunts and a program ofmusic by Margaret Sihler, well-known concert-singer, and librarianof Classics library, will entertainmembers of the Lutheran club and’ their friends Friday night at 8 in theParish hall of the Woodlawn-Im-' manuel Lutheran church, 1355 E.G 1th street.The Hallowe’en party was origin- ■ally scheduled for Ida Noyes hall, ibut the committee in charge, head¬ed by John C. Pletz, president, shift- ^ed to the Woodlawn church becausethey wished to avoid the midnightclosing hour restriction placed uponUniversity functions in Ida Noyes.Katherine Droegemuller, ’27, willmanage the games and stunts. Re- :freshments will be served, and anyLutherans or other interested per¬sons who have npt received invita-, tions are asked to call Mr. Pletz atVincennes 7290.Cousins Set Pace inTennis TournamentThe Weiss cousins, Trevor andSidney, are making a family affairof the Fieshman tennis tournament,begun this year for the first timeTievor. who was national and Chi-I cago inteiscliolastic champion lastyear, is leading th(‘ play at presentwith six straight victories. Hiscousin, runnei-up in the National ,championships and co-holder withTrevor of the National doubles tith .has won all of his three matches..\n Upperclass championship flighthas also been inaugurated by Coach ;Lonnie Stagg in order to determine ■the strength ot the team for th.spiing sea.son. Play in each divi¬sion consists of a round-robin inwhich each man plays every otherentry once, the \vinner being determined on a percentage basi.s af ■.matches won and Tost.Outstanding candidates striving t.fill the place of Scott Rexinger.captain last year and twice Big Tensingles champion, are Davidson, who jhas won all his four matches;Schmiddler, who has lost only one jof four encounters, and that to Da- !vidson; and Bowman, victoi' in twomatches while losing to each of theleaders.%M. 0€T. Sf $tF^LMiRHOUSECHICAGOfkOf/ MEMDCkS, LYON AND MgALy^Z-43 S WA^ASHrj CR.EATIVE STUDIO-^ 64 W flANDOLPH^ CMICA60THREE DOLLARS IN ADVANCETHREE-FlPry AT THE DOOfL TODAY—on theQUADRANGLES“Super” jobt with the Civic Operaare open to University men. Applyto the Vocational Guidance bureaubetween 9:30 and 11:30.♦ ♦ IFOrgan recital at the Universitychapel. Porter Heaps plays CharlesWidor’s Second Symphony. 5 to5:30.* ifDivinity chapel. “Religion and theCritical Attitude; III. Social Serv¬ice.” James Mullenbach, I^ectureron Social Ethics, at 12 in JosephBond chapel.»f< ♦ ♦Radio lectures: “The Psychologyof Religion.” Profe.ssor EdwardScribner Ames of the Philosophy de¬partment. Station WMAQ, 8.“Readings.” Allen Miller. StationWMAQ. 10:45.“Intermediate French.” JulesDue. Station WMAQ, 4:30.* s •Eta Sigma Pi. Associate Profes¬sor Gertrude Smith of the Greek de¬partment speaks on “A Trip toGreece.” 4. in the Classics Commonroom.♦ * ♦Le Cercle Francais. M. Bougearel.Consul de France; Vieilles Chansons.Mai-y Waller. The French house,5810 Woodlawn avenue, at 4:30.* * *Delta Sigma Pi. Social meeting inthe North lounge of the Reynoldsclub at 7 :45.« * *Pegatut meets in room IdaNoye.'; hall, at 3:30.* 4> *The Bacteriology cluh. “A Filtr-able V’irus Disease of Guinea Pigs.”Floyd Markham. “Nutritional Re-(luirements of Cl. Botulinum.” Wil¬liam Burrows. Ricketts N. 1. at 4:30.* *The Debating Union. RoomReynolds club. 7:30. Aychud party, Ida Noyes hall sun-parlor, at 6 ;30.* * O'The Phy*ic» club. “SpectroscopicDetermination of e-m.” J. S. Camp¬bell. Ryerson 32, 4:30.O' O' O'Pi Lambda Theta meets in the Alumni room, Ida Noyes hall, at3:30.* * ifSurgery Seminar: “Improvementin the Treatment of Scoliosis.” Pro¬fessor Nathaniel Allison and Dr.j Robert W. King. Billings s, 437, atI 8 A. M.SubsenbeToday for ....THE DAILYMAROONTHE DAILY MAROONcontains stories of interest toboth graduate, and under¬graduate students. If you missit, you miss four years of realcollege life. The Maroon isenlightning, and worth while,let’s not miss it.$3.00 the YearI found that some steakscan show a PEDIGREE for environment IbyCampus Epicurus Exactly that! Not merely a pedigree forheredity, but a pedigree for environment. Andhere’s how I found out about them. Mr.Driesen of the Maid-Rite and I were talkingthings over about eats in general and meatsin particular, when, out of a clear sky, hestarted bragging about Maid-Rite steaks.“Look here.” I said, “you can’t tell methat there’s much more to a good steak thana reasonably tender cut of meat, and cookingthat doesn’t turn it to leather.“Well, not much more,” said he. Thenhe went on to explain. In the first place hissteaks come from heavy, mature, corn-fed(there’s the difference) steers, not from cowsor grass-fed cattle.It also seems that back in 1927 the UnitedStates government established a beef gradingand stamping system. The beef is classifiedinto grades such as: U. S. Choice Steer, U. S.Choice Heifer, U. S. Good Steer, U. S. GoodHeifer, etc. So Mr. Driesen’s steaks (the oneshe was boasting about) come from beefmarked “U. S. Choice Steer”.Then the best cuts—T-bone or club steaks—are broiled. But there are ways and waysof broiling. First they are seared over theopen fire to seal in the juices, and then theyare broiled to an even brown—rare or welldone, as you please.So it’s got to be a right smart piece ofbeef that’s on call as a “Maid-Rite Steak”.He convinced me of that.