\ ol. 32. No. 14. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 21, 1931 Price Five CentsSEmEMENT, BACKOF YARDS, OFFERSCAMPUS WORK SHOPFOR SOCIAL THEORY Federatmi SponsorsTea in Ida NoyesMollie Carroll TellsOf Experiment inNeighborlinessA DINNER TABLE CHATby warren E. THOMPSON,\t the back door of ChicaRo’spackinET industry, close to its vast( cntral Manufacturinjc district, andin a neiAchborhood of underprivilegediniiiiiAriant Kioups, is located theI niversity Settlement. Of the name••rnivirsity Settlement”, students ofthi.' campus have heard much. But„t' the actual nature and service ofthi- important adjunct to the T’ni-\ersity no person can know until hehas talked with the small Afroup ofstudents privileAfed to live there, withthe directors of its program, with thechildren and adults who seek it outas a haven.Around the dinner table in thelaiEte dininA? room of the Settlement,and durinAT the eveninAf hours whichfollowed. 1 had this opportunity afew niAchts aRo. I learned .somethingabout this project founded thirty-sixyear.< aAfo by President Harper to en¬able faculty and .students to carryout the principles and theories oftheir social science text books. It isa story not so much of charity, as ofneiAchborliness, It is the story ofthese students and social workers,who. with the aid of Universityfaculty and techniques, are carryinArthe spirit of friendly helpfulness intoa district where neiAfhborliness isdifficult, who are AfivinAJ assuranceand security in times of trouble, whoare making po.ssible a richer and full-<1 pattern of life for those who havenot had a fair chance.Educational ResearchI talked with Miss Mary McDowellwho foundecf the center in 189 1 andaround whose personality the entirehistory of the institution centers,and learned what the services of airreat University have meant to thesei'eople hack of the yards; I talkedwith Miss Mollie Ray Carroll, execu¬tive head resident and member ofthe University faculty, and learnedthat for her and the students livinp:theie, the Settlement is providinjr al.ahoratory school of social servicewheie the problems of a prreat citycan be seen and studied and perhapshrouAtht to solution. I realized thatthe appointment of a faculty memberto this po.st is symbolic of the in-cieasinAT emphasis beinA; placed uponthe Settlement as an opportunityfor education and research in socialservice.“We feel that the Settlement is of'-treat value to the students who workhere,” Miss Carroll declared.■‘Whether they are the few who canlive in the house, or the many whovolunteer only a few hours of serv¬ice a week, they obtain in this com¬munity, which is so different fromthat of the University, a better un¬derstanding of economic, social andpolitical problems. No matter what<me’s interests are—racial antagon-isnis, juvenile delinquency, socialcase work, psychology, political sci¬ence—a constant stream of suchproblems and cases comes to us here.Dne learns while living the lives ofthese people, while listening to theirstories and problems. Yes, we wantstudents to help us here; and to thestudent’s thinking, and his under¬standing of other peoples, the Set¬tlement will give mucherreater values.”The “Faculty”Let me introduce you to some ofthese people who have made the Set¬tlement their home—and their classroom. There is Miss Dennis, who(Continued on , page 3) \I The Federation of UniversityWomen will hold a tea this after¬noon from until in the li-biary of Ida Noyes hall for allFreshman women and their upper-cla.ss counsellors. The tea hasbeen planned as a continuance ofthe program initiated Freshmanweek, providing a longer periodof contact to more thoroughlyorient the entering student intothe University atmosphere.Following the tea. Federationplans to cooperate in sponsoringother social events given by thevarious women’s activities oncampus. MATHEMATICS AND CRITIC DESCRIBESPHYSICS SYLLABI COLORFUL PROCRAMPRESENT HELDS:OFFERED BY STOCK Gilkey Speaks atOptional AssemblyLemon, Logsdon Design i First Symphony ConcertAPPOINT ERICKSONNEW CADET MAJORName Twenty-Five asOfficers in CampusR.O.T.C. UnitTwenty-five students have beenappointed as officers in the Univer¬sity Field .Artillery unit, accordingto Major Thomas J. J. Christian,profe.ssor of Military Science andTactics.L. B. Ericksof is the new CadetMajor. Cadet Captains are: P.(\)oper, adjutant; R. C. Hepple; J.Nardin; T. D. W’ason; and G. J.Glaser. Cadet First Lieutenants are :R. A. Holland, E. L. Cohn, C. E.Holtsberg, W. Erickson, H. W.Huffsteter, W. H. Hughes, C. S.Nielson, E. G, Schaller, R. H.Block, F. .P. Crowe, and R. H. Esh-baugh.Cadet Second Lieutenants are D.I. Soffer, .A. B. Bovee. W. C. Mor¬ton, M. L. Schultz, M. Shapin, B. L.Smith, H. H. Goldstine, and S. B.Mandelbaum.Unusual EnrollmentEnrollment in the Military Sci¬ence and Tactics department hasbeen the greatest in history thisfall. Fifty per cent of the enter¬ing Freshmen men have chosen totake R. O. T. C. work. This unpre¬cedented enrollment necessitated aru.sh order for additional uniforms.Advance course members of thedepartment will receive specialtailor made uniforms in the nearfuture, at the expense of the UnitedStates government, in addition to be¬ing paid one hundred dollars a year.Ten new polo ponies have alsobeen acejuired for the polo team.The schedule of polo .games which isnow in preparation will be the hard¬est in recent years. It will probablyinclude games with Culver, OhioState, Illinois, Oklahoma, MichiganState, and Missouri. A practicematch with the 124th Field Artillery(Continued on page. 4) Outlines of CourseSequencesThe publication of three syllabifor second-year sequence courses inthe Division of the Physical Sciencesemphasizes the fact that the depart¬ments in this division are coordinat¬ing to cover the different fields ac¬curately without repetition. Theseare the syllabi for two mathematicsand one physics sequences.The physics syllabus, which is foreither a Physics 105, 106 and 107or a 111, 112 and 113 sequence, de¬signs correlation between the Mathe¬matics 104, 10,5 and 106 sequence.Prepared by Lebton, LogsdonThe physics compendium is pre¬pared by Harvey B. Lemon, whilethe one for the mathematics se¬quence has been done by Mayme I.I.<ogsdon. The syllabus for Mathe¬matics 101, 102, and 103, the Col¬lege course in Plane Trigonometry,.Algebra, and Plane Analytic Geom¬etry, has also been prepared by Mrs.Logsdon.Commencing with a skeleton out¬line of a lecture on the contribu¬tions of physics to modern life anc’thought, the physics syllabus con¬siders, in rapid succession, a shortreview of trigonometry, the funda¬mentals of statics, and the laws ofmotion. Course 105 continues witha study of temperature, the ga.< lawsand electricity, while course 111takes up the mechanics of fluids andsimple harmonic motions. Both se¬quences cover the same material, butin different order.Mathematical AnalysisMathematics 104, 105 and 106 isa course in elementary mathematicalanalysis. The syllabus deals with theco-ordinate systems, trigon(>inetricfunctions, simple derivatives and in-t^^'pU before attempting to devel¬op) ^^h^ ' principles of analysis. Th'101, 102, and 103 sequence covei>nLf^h of-^ the same ground, exceptthat i{ deals with analytic geometryproblem^ instead of the theory ofanalysis.(Thus is the sixth of a scries of(irti<;les conc4»rning the new syllabi ofthe College eonrst's. .4 final one willapjwar tomorrow.) Done with FinishAnd StyleBY ALFRED V. FRANKENSTEINFrederick Stock and the ChicagoSymphony orchestra opened theconcert season at Mandel hall yes¬terday afternoon with a superiorkind of “pop” concert in which therewas much colorful sound and vari¬ous types of fury, but little of anylaige significance. The programopened with the “Sakuntala” ofGoldmark, an overture that soundsplea.santly Teutonic at first, butwhich on closer acquaintance provesto be flabby in form and feeling andin no way distinguished.Play Tschaikowtky’s SymphonyThe symphony of the afternoonWHS the much abused fifth o jTschaikowsky, Like the old Irish |harpers, Tschaikowsky was expert in jthe “wail strain,” a fact which has.to my way of thinking been too ^Of¬ten stres.sed in accounting for thesingular ineffectiveness of his sym¬phonies. To me Tschaikowsky’s (Cl^ieffaAilt is his habit of climaxing orthe slightest provocation. I do notknow how many climaxes there arein the fifth symphony, but theremust be at least one for every re¬hearsal letter in the score. Now theclimax should be a sacredly guardeddevice in the composer’s armamen¬tarium of effects. To make a man¬nerism of it is like making a mah-mrism of death-dealing curses, dec¬larations of war, and revelations ofthe divine will. In the end onecomes to put no faith in Tschaikoy-sky’s fits of rage and passion,have heard too many and know, iiOweasily they were arrived at.Include SibeliusSibelius’ “Swan of Tuonela” fol¬lowed the symphony, a piece thatso far as one hearer is concerned,is an invariable success. It is. oneof the small gems of the modern re¬pertory, and .should be much ht^terknown than it is. *The concert closed with Stravin¬sky’s “Fire Bird” suite which. de- Charles W. Gilkey, dean of theUniversity Chapel, will addressthe second of the optional Fresh¬man assembly series which will beheld this morning at 9 in Man-del. Attendance at the assembly,while not compulsory, is recom¬mended as being an essential partof the first year general curri¬culum by Aaron J. Brumbaugh,dean of st/jdents in the college.Freshmen who have conflictingclasses will not receive cut privileges, but under the new plan ofadministration all class attend¬ance is left to individual discre¬tion. ANNOUNCETHREEFRESHMAN PLAYSFOR NOVEMBER 17;CHOOSE DIRECTORSStinnett, Grout, Morse,Mayer-Oakes HeadProductionsSELECT CASTS TODAYEGAN, MERRIAM TALKAT Y.W.C.A. MEETINGDiscuss Summer TravelsThrough Europe;Baltic SeaI t1*1 “Bicycling in Ireland and Cruisingin the Baltic” will be the topics dis¬cussed by Margaret Egan and Eliza¬beth Merriam before the first Y. W.C. A. open meeting tomorrow after¬noon at 4 in the library of Ida Noyeshall. The program is open to allwho are interested.During her trip. Miss Egan divid¬ed the time equally between Eng¬land, Wales, and Ireland, choosingno particular itinerary, but ratherthose points which were of particu¬lar interest. A bicycle trip, extend¬ing over two weeks, which was madoin the company of Betty Millard,another University student, proveda valuable source of first hand ol>-servation of the Irish villagers’ modeof life, as well as revealing some hu¬morous concepts which these peoplehave of America and its citizens.Many historical sites, scenic spots,and. architecturally famous struc¬tures were visited during her so¬journ in London.A distinct contrast marks the ex¬tensive travel route which ElizabethMerriam cho.se. The major trip in¬cluded England, (lermany, Switzer¬land, and Italy, while a cruise of, i three weeks which sailed from Eng-.<liite changes in the times and even i , , , , , i v-^ . i land touched Denmark, Norway,Finland, and E.sthonia. Miss Merri-am’s interest in point of historicalgreater changes in Stravinsky’s i■^tyle, remains among the comiHiis-(Continued on page 4) ,University Organists Offer Half tHour Vesper Recitals in Chapelmore in Vocational BureauOffers EmploymentTo Twenty WomenTwenty board and room jobs areopen to women sludents who wishto earn their living expenses whilein school, according to ElizabethRobinson, of the Board of Vocation¬al Guidance and Placement Bureau.Many of these jobs are in the homesof faculty members of the Univer¬sity, who understand student prob¬lems and are liberal in allowingwomen to keep social engagements.A vacancy was registered yesterdayby a doctor in the clinic who wants agirl to care for his children after¬noons in return/for her board androomPresent available board and roomjobs include ple.cement in privatehomes in which a girl is given aprivate room, at least two, andsometimes three meals a day, car¬fare if the residence is not withinwalking distance of school, and(Continued on page 3) BY PORTER HEAPSUniversity OrganistThis October marks the beginningof the fourth season of the half-hour Vesper Organ recitals whichare given in the University chapelevery week (Ipy except Satur¬day from 5 to 5:30 in the after¬noon. The University, in offeringthose programs on the great chapelorgan, has hoped to provide for stu¬dents a short period at the close ofthe day during which they might en¬joy classical organ selections of thenoted composers.To those sensitive to the charm ofsoft music floating through a din'-ly lighted cathedral, these Vesoerservices have had an instant appeal.This quarter, the organists will en¬deavor to give a representative crosssection of the best that has beenwritten from Bach to the presentday, designing their concerts for theappreciation of students of the Uni¬versity and their friends who chooseto stop at the chapel during this halfhour period.The University possesses in itschapel one of the largest and finestorgans in the country, being exceed¬ed in size by only a very few “show”organs, and being excelled in tonalquality and appropriateness to thebuilding in which it is installed by none in the country. This Skinnerorgan is in two sections, one in thechancel and another in the galleryover the front door which acts,das anecho division. There is a two>.man-ual console in the gallery and a f^r-manual one in the chancel whiclicontrol a total of one hundred andtwenty-four registers, or about ninethousand pipes. We cordially inviteanyone to step up to the chancel af¬ter the recitals and examine the'or¬gan.During the last century the epm-position of organ music abjyj|f|)edmore and more the attentj^on ofthughtful musicians, so thatthere is a vast wealth o^ m^etialwritten for the organ whici^^ihasawaited only proper concert preeen-tation to become appreciatedthepublic. Perhaps one of the ,ie#»iefreasons w'hy organ music is not Vnoreuniversally known and undeffioodis that not until recently, on«almost say since the war, hailgan grown out of its historicin the church. Today themechanical and tonal improfCin^t^in organ construction combined withthe enlarged usel of the “king'of Instruments” in universities, munici¬palities, with orchestras, ov’er.\,iii^eradio, and even in department, l^i^(Continued on page ,'4) significance especially concentrateditself in Lubeck, Germany, once oneof the most famous shipping ports inthe world, whose trade has been di¬verted to newer trading centers.Margaret Egan is a Senior Editoiof The Daily Maroon, a member ofthe Federation council, the Board otWomen’s organizations. Chapelcouncil, and is an upperclass coun-(Continued on page 4)Historical StudySees CommunisticTendency in ChinaHarley F. MacNair, professor offar-eastern history at the Universityhas just completed a book, “China inRevolution” which has been publishedby the University Press. .At present.Professor MacNair is in China, wherehe has gone to spend a year at St.John’s I’niversity as professor of his¬tory and government.In the book, he stresses the fact thatcommunism has a firm hold in Chinaand is likely to triumph over the pres¬ent system of government. He baseshis conclusions on facts obtained dur¬ing his thirteen years’ stay in China.In answer to those who say thatChina is not ripe for communism be¬cause it is an agricultural, not an in¬dustrial country. Professor MacNairpoints out that when communism wasimpo.sed upon Russia, the country wasnot much more industrialized thanChina is now. Yet the system haslasted for a decade and a half and isstill firmly established. Dramatic activitie.s for fre.shmenat the University took a step for¬ward yesterday when Gilbert White,president of the Dramatic Associa¬tion, announced the three plays withtheir student directors to be pre¬sented on November 17th. The castsfor the plays will be announced to¬morrow. following the final tryoutstoday on the Reynolds club theatrestage.Frank Hurburt O’Hara, directorof dramatic productions, stated yes¬terday that he had chosen NormanEaton a.s the student director for“To Meet the Prince”, the Associa¬tion’s presentation of November5th, 6th, and 7th. Eaton, who hasa minor role in the production, is apast president of the Dramatic As¬sociation. He has directed Fresh¬man plays in past years, in additionto acting in innumerable produc¬tions.Three Plays ChosenThe three Freshman plays forNovember 17th, which were an¬nounced yesterday by Gilbert Whiteare: “Two Gents from K. C.” bySterling North; “The Proposal” byAnton Checkov; and “The Neigh¬bors” by Zona Gale. The selectionof “The Neighbors” is subject tochange. White said.Sterling North, the author of“Two Gents from K. C.”, is a form¬er University student and now a re¬porter for The Chicago Daily News.Checkov, the author of the farce“The Proposal”, is a Russian shortstory writer and playwright. ZonaGale is a modern American novel¬ist.The Student DirectorsThe student directors for theFreshman plays are Alice Stinnett.Cordelia Crout, Francis Mayer-Oakes, and Rosamond Morse. AliceStinnett and Cordelia Crout will actas co-directors of “Two Gents fromK. C.” Miss Stinnett, who plays therole of the heroine in the currentproduction of “To Meet the Prince”,is a veteran actor of former years.Miss Crout appeared in “UncleTom’s Cabin” anc} Mirror last year.Francis Mayer-Oakes will directCheckov’s play, “The Proposal”.Mayer-Oakes was co-director of A.A. Milne’s “Wurzel-Fluminery”,which was presented as a Freshmanplay last fall. Rosamond Morse,who carried roles in “Old Fellow”and Mirror last year, will direct thethird play, which has been tempor¬arily chosen as “The Neighbors”.The Production StaffWhen announcing the Freshmanplays and their directors ye.4erday,White also completed his selectionof the production staff of “To Meetthe Prince”. Henry Sulcer, treasurerof the Association and an experienc¬ed hand at properties, was named asproduction manager.Robert Garen, James Henning andRobert Schoenbrun have been plac¬ed in charge of scenery. All threehave had experience in formerDramatic Association productions.The handling of properties will bethe work of James Edmunds, whileJohn Mills will control the lightingeffects. Each of these men willhave a staff of freshmen for assist¬ants.The work that the freshmen doin connection with the “To Meetthe Prince” will determine the pro¬duction staff of the three Freshmanplays. In these productions the en¬tire staff will be freshmen.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 21, 1931iatlg iiarnouFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished morning, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the AutumnWinter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company, 6831 University Ave.Subscription rates $3.00 per year; by mail, $1.50 per year extra. Single copies, five-cents each.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the post ofTice at Chicago,Illinois, under the .Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociaticiiLOUIS N. RIDENOUR, JR., Editor-in-ChiefROBERT T. McCarthy, Business ManagerMERWIN S. ROSENBERG, Managing EditorMARGARET EGAN, Senior EditorJANE KESNER, Senior EditorASSOCIATE EDITORSDOROTHY A. BARCKMANMAXINE CREVISTONRUBE S. FRODIN, JR.BION B. HOW’ARDINGRED K. PETERSENJ. BAYARD POOLEJAMES F. SIMONWARREN E. THOMPSONELEANOR E. WILSON ASSISTANT BUSINESS MANAGERSJOHN D. CLANCY. JR.EDGAR L. GOLDSMITHCHESTER F. C. WARDSOPHOMORE ASSISTANTSWILLIAM KAUFMANWALTER MONTGOMERYVINCENT NEWMANEDWARD SCHALLERTAYLOR WHITTIERSOPHOMORE EDITORSJANE BIESENTHALRITA DUKETTEMELVIN GOLDMANWILLIAM GOODSTEINEDWARD NICHOLSONMARGARET MULLIGANTASULA PETRAKISSHIRLEY HOROWITZROSEMARY VOLK HOBART GUNNINGELIZABETH HANSENROBERT HERZOGDAVID LEVINEEUGENE PATRICKMARY SOPERWILLIAM WAKEFIELDJANE WEBERARTHUR MARGOLISNight Editor: Rube S. Frodin, Jr.Assistants: Hobart W. Gunning and David C. LevineA NEW DIRECTOR OF PUBLICATIONSjAlthough it may not be generally known, the student-facultyBoard of Publications at its last meeting passed and presented tothe Board of Student Organizations, Publications, and Exhibitionsa resolution abolishing the Board of Publications. This resolution,approved by the larger board, was presented to Dean Works withthe recommendation that a Director of Publications be appointedto take charge of the business formerly handled by the unwieldlyBoard of Publications.The appointment of this Director of Publications has been de¬layed for some time, but will doubtless be made today. If it isnot too late. The Daily Maroon wishes to voice its sentiment in the imatter. The Daily Maroon recommends to Dean Works the ap¬pointment of William V. Morgenstern, Director of Public Relations, jfor the position in question. |Morgenstern, Sunday referred to as a member of the team of IMorgenstern and Howe, “best press agents in America,” by JamesO’Donnell Bennett, has always had a fatherly interest in the affairsof the campus publications. It is Morgenstern, more than any otherone man, who has been responsible for the adoption of the newDaily Maroon constitution, which has proved to be far-sighted andcarefully-considered enough to start The Daily Maroon on a new jera of achievement and prestige. This constitution has also beencopied in the drafting last year of the new Cap and Gown consti- jtution. IThis suggestion as to the appointment of Morgenstern is meantin no manner to be impertinent. The Daily Maroon does, however, |strongly recommend that an appointment of the Director of Stu¬dent Publications be made in the very near future. The variouspublications have problems which they wish to have solved withoutfurther delay. The Cap and Gown, for example, would like to findout whether or not there is to be a Cap and Gown. The TravellingBazaarBY FRANK HARbiNGKen Rouse and Bill Morgen-stern are sure taking a beatingout of this campus movie idea, jWorking on solid ground is bad ienough, but when they have to ;work from an airplane they can’t jseem to stand the gaff. The most Irecent episode was when they had Ito take pictures of the new dorms Ifrom the air. They were in one iof those great tri motored planes jand they thought it would be a jgood idea to take the shot while Ithey made a giant dive towardsthe dorms. The pilot obedientlygunned the plane up to a sicken- .ing height somewhere over 103d jSt. From there the pilot started ona power dive for the dorms but iwhen the plane got there Rouse, jMorgenstern and the cameraman |were so sick that they had to goback and do it over again.♦ »We didn’t mind our campusracketeers when they sold all the ifree cigarettes the man passed out iin front of Cobb, but we haven'tmuch to say for the sponsors, ofthe turkey raffle that is in prog- jress. All you do is buy twenty- |five cent chances on fifty pound {turkeys. The catch is that thetickets are those left over for araffle held back somewhere in1929.+ * ♦Mr. Merrifield’s half-major jSunday courses on how they stole |Jacob’s blazer etc. are as usualwell filled with groggy Saturdaynighters who need an extra credit.Jerry Jontry managed to get thereon a recent Sunday and was sur¬prised to find that he knew somuch concerning what was beingtalked about. It really astoundedhim so he decided he’d check upon the phenomenon. There real¬ly wasn’t much to it except thathe had already had the course.♦ * ♦.\nd now we’re seriously think¬ing of establishing a Bachelor’s^Club. The main idea in mind isto endeavor to make the co-edspay half the cost of all dates tillthe depression is over. That’s 'based on the supposition that theaverage girl has as much moneyas the average man. A dwindlingin the number of dates is thecause of this move. On .secondthought maybe we’re wrong, may¬be the girls won’t want dates thatbgd. •* « *Over at the Zeta Bete partywas an attractive little blonde girlthat one of the freshmen, Franks,had a date with. She was really a {(Continued on page 4)ADMINISTRATIVE PUBUCITYAt today’s meeting of the Undergraduate council. Assistantto the President Filbey is to explain to the big shots on campusthere assembled the administrative reason for raising the diploma feefrom ten dollars to twenty, without any corresponding increase in thequality of the diploma presented to the graduates. There is, doubt¬less, a sound reason for this increase, or else it would hardly havebeen made.However, the fact that Mr. Filbey is asked to explain the in¬crease to the Undergraduate council is a concrete illustration of thefact that undergraduates, as we have pointed out in these columnsbefore, distrust the insufficiently publicized. Any move made bythe administration, especially if it affects the amount of money it isnecessary to pay into the coffers of the University in return for aneducation, must be publicly made, and a sufficient reason thereforstated.The psychological principle is the same which forces a con¬jurer to roll up his sleeves before he plucks a rabbit from a tophat; people, and particularly undergraduates, do not like to feelthat they are being duped or played for fish. The Undergraduatecouncil, as we have said before, is a fine institution if only becauseit gives the students the feeling, perhaps erroneous, that they havea voice in their own affairs.We have also pointed* out before that The Daily Maroon is amedium whereby the administration may come into contact withstudent opinion, and may consult, if necessary, that opinion inshaping their own. It is also a medium for informing the students,not merely of a proposed increase in the diploma fee, but also ofthe precise reason for such an increase. Had such a policy beenfollowed, we will give two to one that Mr, Filbey would not havebeen asked to explain to the Undergraduate council today. It mightbe worthwhile for the administration to take The Daily Maroonmore seriously in this connection.—L. N. R., Jr. Sh e eame up toIpIs studsBut they didn’t come un t* her. One amusedllance from those knowing eyes, and they tookon the gainful prominence of tin pie plates.The fine material and exquisite workmanshipof SWANK EVENING SETS proudly bear theclosest scrutiny; the confident knowledge oftheir unobtrusive correctness is worth manytlmee their cost.SWANK EVENING SETSare offered by jewelers and the smarter men’ssheps In a variety of designs men approve,priced from $2.50 to $35.00.SWAXKDreiis AfiNetN for MenIpciude Collar Holders, Tie Klips. Dress Sets,Collar Buttons, Cuff Links—all SWANK madeby Baer A Wilde Company—^jewelers to menmakers of famous KUM-A-PARTCuff Button. ANNOUNCEMENT !JerryJontryIS NOW CAMPUSREPRESENTATIVEforBASKINTHE STORE FOR MENAT 63'''' AND MARYLANDJerry’s office hours are 7 P. M.to 9 P. M. every evening inthe week. You’ll find himat this store (convenientlylocated for you) ready toshow you the best, smart'est and latest in correcthats and furnishings, and—HART SCHAFFNER& MARX SUITSANDOVERCOATSBACK TO THE PRICESOF 15 YEARS AGO*25 to *46BASKIN63rd Street at Maryland4 other storesState St just north of Adamj Cor of Clark and Waahington 336 Nonh Michigan Cor of Lakie and Marionk ParkTHE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 21, 1931 Page Three14^1twenty-eight years agoOctober 21, 1903Constriiction of two model /‘facultyrows", one at the southeast corner of5.irci street and Greenwootl avenue,and the other at the southeast cornerof 56th street and Monroe avenue willfurnish sixteen members of the facultywith homes. P'or months, two groupsof professors headed by Dr. Henry G.(iale of the physics department andUr. .‘\. . Moore of the department PHI PSI, BETA, ANDBARBARIANS WIN INrOUCHBAU TOURNEYZeta Betes-Kappa SigmaPlay Tie in ThreeExtra Periods ‘Back of Yards"' Settlement Gives UniversityStudents Chance to Put Social Theories In Practice 22 ORGANIZATIONSENTER TEAMS FORCROSS- COUNTRYGarnet Today3 P. M.—Kappa Nu vs. Lambda Chi Alphaof philosophy have planned this. The!croup of houses are to be constructed ; ,..long Knglish lines of architecture, I Tau Delta Phiwhile the other will be Italian. , Upsilon (2) vs. RamblersA rooters’ club which has just been 4 p m *th. purpose of cheering;,it tootliall games will hold weeklymeetings in Kent theater. A commit-j Chicago Theological Seminary vs.graduate fraternity on campus to sup- Ciommerceport the organization. Kach society | Burton Badgers vs. Burton Hawk-will lie directly responsible for the eyesBurton Gophers vs. Burton Wol¬verinespre'-ence of its members.FOURTEEN YEARS AGOOctober 21, 1917 j Two tie games featured the playMembers of the faculty and employ-; yesterday in the intramural touch-t'l- at the University subscribed $6,100 ball tournament. Zeta Beta Tauto the I.ilierty Loan fund yesterday, played a scoreless tie with Kappabringing the total of subscriptions up» Sigma in three overtime periods..'^15.050. This amount represents while Chi Psi and Phi Pi Phi tied atttu investments of 103 people and the' 0-0 after playing one overtime pe-niri'liase of 171 bonds.A'.sociate Professor Kdith F. Flinth.i' I'cen appointed chairman of a com¬mittee to engage the interests of wom-<n 'tudents in war service, which will(intirace jiublic exercises, practical.utivities within the l/niversity and(onnection with outside work. Theuirk at the University will involveRed Cross work, sewing, knitting,maga/ine and book collecting and for¬warding, gardening and food conser-\ .ition.Ur. Frank Hillings, who with fourothers contributed one million dollarstor the erection of the .Albert Merritt riod.Other scheduled games were wonby Phi Kappa Psi, Beta Theta Pi,and the Barbarians. The Zeta Bete-Kappa Sig game was an exception¬ally fast game with good defensiveplay by both teams,Schinty .scored late in the firsthalf for the Chi Psi’.s. Lynch madethe Phi Pi Phi score. After a score¬less first half in the Phi Psi-SigmeChi game, the Phi Psi’s came back-in the second half to score threetouchdowns to win 18-0, They play¬ed most of the game with only sixmen. Two of the touchdowns weret’.illmgs hospital is returning to theI mvcrMty after studying Red Cross Rexinger toI' ndhions in Russia for almost three Lindland and the last on a fiftym..ntll^ as head of the American Red run by Rexinger. Wheeler’s( ru^s commission'to Russia. running stood out for the Sigme! Uhi’s.Delta Sigma Phi forfeited to theBetas when they failed to show upteam at game time. In the only otherONE YEAR AGOOctober 21, 1930When the Florida footballgame this year. The Barbariansscored almost at will making longruns down the field, after startingoff with a pass. The score wa.s 32-0at the half.The Junior Deb Sayswent back south after a 19-0 triumph ^ame of the day, the Barbarians ranover the Maroons, they left behind a over the Sigma Nus to score a 6,3-^four-foot, nineteen year old ahgator, victory. This is the large.st scoreThe aligator was presented to Andy; recorded in an intramural touchballHrislen. When it bit him on thelinger, he would not have anythingmore to do with it. The Phi DeltaTheta house then kept it for a week..‘-'casonal subscription books entitl¬ing subscribers to see five or more |dramatic productions including Mir- jror, the women’s production, wereplaced on sale for five dollars by theDraniatic Association.The University debating team hada contest with Cambridge Universityon the evils of contest.Vocational BureauOffers EmploymentTo Twenty Women(Continued from page 1)’■ometimes a small salary, in ex¬change for four hours work daily,either taking care of children or do¬ing light housework. .A few boardand room jobs in institutions, suchas hospitals, are available to girl.'iin exchange for four hours of typ¬ing, switchboard operating, or run¬ning an elevator. Any work overfour hours is overtime for which thegirl is paid a standard price perhour.Girls who are desirous of earningtheir meals are offered an oppor¬tunity to cashier, or wait on table inexchange for three meals a day. In¬terested students should registerwith Miss Robinson of the PlacementBureau 1n Cobb 14.Announcing-Tasty foodsNew Green ShutterTea Shop5650 Kenwood Ave.—Its Different “You’ll simply ‘slay’ the stag linein this feminine ‘after-five’Frock!”Canton Crepe in Black, PersianRed, Persian Green, Blue.n 17 $16.75JUNIOR DEB SA1.ONFIFTH FLOOR ^OiASAiTEVENilBUDS19 NORTH STATE (Continued from page 1)for eighteen years has handled thesocial case work in this community,directing relief measures and socialservice programs. There is Mr.Knarr, supervisor of countless boys’clubs, classes and programs, Mrs.Knarr assists Miss Brock, girls’worker, w'hile Miss Connelly caresfor tho.se of kindergarten age whocome to the Settlement house. Thereis Dale Letts, now a graduate stu¬dent in psychology, aiding in theathletic program of the center.There is a freshman who is studyingto be a doctor, a sophomore interest¬ed in social wprk, several graduatestudents in Social Service adminis¬tration, a Divinity school student,and one frojn the school of Educa¬tion—all participating in this clini¬cal school of social service. Thereare nearly twenty of them, but theyare not all. Some fifty pther stu¬dents from the University and fromthe University community havelearned of the joy and value of giv¬ing time to this work, and volunteeran hour or two a week to lead a club,direct some children playing in thegame room, or visit in homes about the Settlement neighborhood.A Play HourWhat does this staff do? That eve¬ning of my visit to the center, I sawa game room filled with boys usingits equipment, a gymnasium thateach hour filled with a succession ofdifferent groups of children, clubrooms in which self-governing clubswere planning their programs forthe year. I was shown the stagewhere dramatic productions are ac¬commodated, a kindergarten roomfor youngsters, a model kitchen androom for sewing and cooking classes,rooms where tap dancing, clogging,and social dancing are taught. I vis¬ited a class where nearly two dozenMexican-born adults were learningthe English language. Typewritingclasses, basket-ball leagues, manualtraining classes, boy and girl scouttroops, story hour groups, hobbyclubs, a library—are all housed inth is building in which every inch ofspace is utilized, but the facilities ofwhich are woefully inadequate forthe problems it is assuming.Here is a place where everyone inthe neighborhood comes, finding ahou.se of warmth and cheer andfriendliness. And most of them I come from homes that are uncom¬fortable, cold, and friendless. Mostof them come with problems, withI needs that find fulfillment underI this commodious roof.Stemming DelinquencyThe work being done with theboys and girls is an active force instemming juvenile delinquency in aneighborhood where conditions areconducive to gang activity. The“gangs” of the streets are broughtto the Settlement, and aroundsome common interest, some clubproject, their energies are directedinto safe channels. For the adults,most of whom are foreign-born, theSettlement is maintaining a friend¬ly and neighborly attitude that mustbe the greatest step in Americaniza¬tion.A hurried picture, this, of thework and spirit of this UniversitySettlement and its facilities at 4630Gross avenue. But there is spacefor one more aspect. Consider theBoard of Directors and membershipleague of this project—they includethe names of many of the most dis-tinguisheo men and women of th< Final entries for the annual intra¬mural cross-country run scheduledfor November 4 in Washington Parkreached the two hundred mark yester¬day according to an announcement is¬sued by Janies Edmund, manager ofthe run. These entries represent twen¬ty-two organizations, nineteen of whichare fraternities. .All medical examina¬tions must be completed by October26.Final figures for the first week ofthe intramural doubles horseshoe tour¬nament showed that seventy-threeteams had competed. The singlestournament which started Monday willcontinue for the rest of the week.University. They contain the namesof Professor Arthur H. Compton,Dean Charles W. Gilkey, Emery T.Filbey, Dean Edith Abbott, Profes¬sor Mott, Professor Bastin, andmany others. There must be realneed, and real achievement, at theSettlement, to call forth service ofthis order.(This is the second of a series ofweekly articles on the work of out¬standing University institutions andpersonalities. Another will appearnext Wednesday)."Give meLucky StrikeEvery Time"^^"My throat is all important to me.No harsh irritants for yours truly.Give me Lucky Strike every time.And pat yourself on the bockfor your new Cellophane¥frapper with that tab whichmokes the package so easyto open.''Dorothy Mackoill is the same fasci¬nating, rollicking personality in real lifeas the parts she plays. Watch for Dorothyin her next First National Picture,"Safe In Hell." There is never a dullmoment in any of First National’spictures starring that Mackoill girLill ge 0 e eThatLUCKY tab! Moisture-ProofCellophane. Sealed tight—Everright. The Unique Huiindor Pack¬age. Zip—And it’s open! See thenew notched tab on the top of thepackage. Hold down one half withyour thumb. Tear off the otherhalf. 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"They’re out—so they c(in*t be in/" No wonder LUCKIESare always ftind to your throatiMT#-trtttIf fPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 21, 1931 0THEATREhJane Kesner“GIRL CRAZY”A new musical coined.v with musichy George Gershwin, presented at the(iarrick Theatre.CastGieher Goldtarl) Benny RubinKate Foth.ergill Blossom SeeleySlick Fothergill Benny I'ieldsDanny C hurchill .Mien KearnsMolly Grey Fr.Mices UptonTes?i Joyce Floris WestSam Mason Donald FosterThe Foursome jMarshall Smith. Kay John,''On. DeliPorter. Dwight .''iiyder. | ALUMNUS CRITICIZES1931 CHEERLEADERSSeward Covert WritesOn Lack of EffortAt Ann Arbor{Tht' Duiltj Maroon takes this op¬portunity to publish a letter receivedby the editor from a L'niversityalumnus.)The Editor, The Daily Maroon;Dear Sir:—I have been a bit tardy in writ¬ing upon a matter which came to myattention last Saturday at the Chi-cago-Michigan game..\s Varsity cheer-leader in 1920, Iwant to know what’s wrong with thepresent cheer-leader? The decidedlack of enthusiasm on his part struckme as being something foreign toold cheerleading practices. A suffi¬ciently large crowd of Chicago root¬ers were in the stands—and wouldhave been behind the team very au¬dibly, had the young leader “up andkept them going”.Not once did we have a good old“Hello”, a “Chicago Team”, a “SkyRocket” or others of our famouscheers. The way the Maroon teamplayed warranted much cheering.Even when the Michigan band play¬ed Chicago , songs, our cheerleader ^was nowhirc to be seen.I am not acquainted with him. Helooks like a likely fellow—nor do I iknow conditions which surrounded !him that dajr. However, it seemed to .me that a jjfolden opportunity was :lost. The iriwters for Chicago have ,alw'ays been noted for their cheer-For example, there are the lakadais-; i^g. Newspapers even commented onical hayseed foursome who drift it. as I remember.“ItT gdt rhythm—it> got music—itsjgot lyrics—can you ask for anything ^more?" Such is the working hypothe-isi?, of George Gershwin, leader in the'v.itUI of synci>pated nn.,',ic, w hose lat-iest tunes comprise the rainbow of 'sound, called "Girl Crazy." |Whatever you may think of the hy- jpothesis in itself. "Girl Crazy” is a;living proof that music is the vitalityof musical comedy. Unimportant and:weakened as the libretto is. and with-1out any coordinated brilliancy of per-|lormance, the show is carried along on |a mellifluent wave of rhythm. Typical jof Gershwin, it is a rhythm that moves |in the simplest of melodies, vajied jwith sly intricacy. ithrough the show singing “I’m bidin’my ti—ni—m, cause that’s the kind ofguy I’—ni--m”, with a lazy unctuositythat is contagious. They alone af alengthy cast, do any justice to Ger¬shwin’s music. Blossom Seeley, en¬trusted with the song hit of the show,"I Got Rhythm"—just does it wrong.She seems to think that the song needs jpersonality to put it across. Gershw in’s jmusic has a personality of its own. [♦ * •It would be difficult to find a com¬pany. an author, and a finished pro¬duction so entirely out of tune with♦he essence at their jol). as these peo-jpie are. I'hey wander along with a!mistaken verve reminiscent of "You ;Said It." All the authors have done'is manufacture conventional names:for a cast of characters and toss theminto the usual antics of a light “wes¬tern." All that the producer has doneis guide people around the stage witha sufficient show of costumes. .\11 thatthe actors have done is to create agesture of importance, where import¬ance was not in the least needed. So I hope the .Varsity cheerleeaderof this yeaf Will keep himself morein evidence->-rand his rooters in akeyed-up ftiinie of mind. The spiritof this yea^f^l^m—^as witnessed byme at Anlt‘ Aibor deserves great ap¬plause frortl,jy^ Chicago people.Vaiy Sincerely,i BeWard A. Covert' Cheerleader, 19261-1CRITICCOLPLA SCRIBESL MUSICBY STOCK(CQlniinue!l|^ from page 1)solidfest ^d most enduring'I'he only unit of the entire produc¬tion that works with the ease of intel¬ligence, is the band. Musicians, theyat least recognize the excellence of themedium with which they are working:and they give voice to the purling rhy¬thm in which the acting and produc¬tion are the only discordant notes.'I'he only member of the cast whodeserves the slightest n )ti< e is BennvRubin, the little Hebraic cab driverwho stumbles out w'est to find him¬self target for all the stray bulletswhich cowboys aitn at the unfortun¬ate in the mayorial office. \\ ithoutthe use of a whole stage full of stoo¬ges. he evokes more laughs than LouHoltz, who yells much louder butless well.* * ♦'I'he tragedy of "Girl Crazy” is thatsuch music (with lyrics by Georgesbrother Ira Gershwin) should be wast¬ed on a libretto with such slight pos¬sibilities, and on a company which ageor callousness has deprived of dram¬atic sensitivity. Someday, perhaps.Mr. Gershwin and—oh. Noel Coward—will sit down and write The Musi¬cal Comedy. In the meantime, Ger¬shwin’s rhythm is sufficiently puissantto obliterate the cacophony of mereproduction. To say tWlJf^the progra.oi wasI played inipeccable styie and’ finish is tojIliW the obvious, per¬haps the ffljp-fpus.Mr. Stdws next concert, to begiven on November 3, will bring for¬ward the 3'B«nck symphony. It w'ill ibe surrouflq«l \^h much pleasantry, 'to wit, theJ^'^ljkmic Festival” over- !ture of jjJjklflims, the Dohnan.v^ jsuite, aHn ||lrau.ss’ “Emperor” |waTtzes. |I 1Egan, Meiriam TalkAt Y.iW, C. A. Meeting i^ \ I(Co|NinuM' from page 1) ' |seller. , ’ jElizabetlubf«rriam, Pi Delta Phi. !is a Colieill^ide, President of Y.W. C. a /nember of Phi BetaKappa, and of tLe Chapel council^This irieeft'ng is the finst of ' aseries which y. Jff. C. A. has plannedto extend tbrq|j^oat the year, in aneffort to coodHntte the various sub¬sidiary gTOtips T^hich carry out indiv¬idual, uH|N»lAe^4, programs The an¬nual drit^ yi^Finances to aid theUniversitMjPPjlement has recentlybeen laun^|p^|b^der the auspices ofthe memtiefti ol-the first and secondcabinets of the association.TRY OUR SPECIALSUNDAY DINNERSpecial Middlc'nite LuncheonsSelected Quality FoodJ. &. C. Restaurant1527 E. 55th St. Dor. 10361 College^'At Dr. Ralph Mar¬shall DavU issued a plea for theyouth to discuss withthems*IffM>) present state of;philosophy^ termed Apessimistic state and attempt toremedy tSh ^ittttation in years*to .come. Davis may be rightabout that ^pessimistic attitutdo;but—7S0 students have applioslfor jobs at the Illinois voca^tional the first threedays of the new semester' so atleast the Illini are optimistic. TODAY— Ion the Quadrangles ’I Radio lecture—"The Psychology of ^j Religion,” Professor Edward Scribner ■■Ames, S, Philosophy department. Sta-jtion V\M.\Q. IPublic lectures—"Some .Aspects ofan Indian Survey," Mr. Merriam.8. Classics 17. IFreshman assembly—Dean Gilkey ,will speak. 9. Leon Mandel hall. IDivinity chapel—"The F?astern Or-1tliodox Church Today," AssistantProfessor Spinka, 'I'he Chicago The-1ological Seminary, 12. Joseph Bond ichapel. Ii jEl Circulo Espanol—Election of of-j; ficers w ill be held in the .•Mumni room j: of Ida Noyes hall.j Undergraduate council—.Meetitif^ in!j Ida Noyes hall. 3;3U. !Junior Mathematical Club- -“Early{ Developments of the Calculus.” Mr. IL' (i. Sanger, 4. Eckhart 209.Zoological Club—“The Hormonal iControl of Lactation,” Mr. \V. O. Nel-json, 4. Zoology 29, jMusical Vesper service—.A half-hour'service at 5 in the L’niversity chapel.Theology club—“Karl Barth,” Pro-1fessor Pauck. the Chicago 'FheologicalSeminary. 8. Swift Common Room. i• i■ I IPoetry club—Meeting at the homeof VV'alter Hendricks, author, 5523!University avenue. 8.Commerce Tea—For students of C. iand school. 3 to 5, Haskell hall.Common room. ; FRANK HARDING’STRAVELLING BAZAAR(Continued from page 2)miniature edition of Jean Harlowso Ed Goldsmith proceeded to tagaround after her a bit. After thedance the girl started to askFranks about Edgar. “He’s rathera nice boy,” says she. “Yes”, sayshe. “.Lnd he’s rather a big manaround the school?” “Yes.” “Andhe’s very influential on the DailyMaroon?” “Yes.” “.-Vnd he’s a bigman around the fraternity?”“Yes.” “.\nd he drives a big Pack¬ard car?” “Yes,” says Franks oncemore, “but who told you all abouthim?” “Why Goldsmith did.”pipes up the girl.* ♦ ♦.\ny way our C books are stillgood for the interscholastics all ofwhich reminds us of -the fun weused to have with the old basket¬ball games that used to take upall week and give us an excuse tocut twelve consecutive classe.s. Toohad we can’t petition, or do some¬thing to bring the games back,Ev Walker’s got a lot of moneyleft to bet on the Oklahoma hoys.The .4. T O.’s pulled a fast one inone of those interscholastics.When the committee inquir^ff ofthem how many boys they couldput up they responded that theycould take care of five boys butwould like to have eight beds.What a terrible shape for a houseto be in..\nd the janitors in Bond Cha¬pel soon will be cleaning up riceand rose leaves. On Oct. 24thMiss Helen Stansbury Tate is to jbe married to William Weddell.Helen was a Quad and Weddellwas a cheer leader from old Phi jKappa Psi. And now we feel like ja society column except we haven’t igot any pictures. IF YOU’VE JUST GONE OFF THE GOLD STANDARD—Don’t telegraph Ramsay McDonald—call thehead quarters of the Maroon and tell “Bob ’ ofthe Trading Post that you want to run a noticeoffering to sell a set of mystery books, a pair ofriding boots, or a valuable stamp collection atbargain prices. We’re sure the notice will putyou right back on the gold standard again.Vith’s Beauty Shoppe. I’ermaii-ent Wavinut. All Ilmnches ofBeauty Culture. KxiKTt Service.Rea.sonable. tiOjl VNoodlawn Av^.FOR SAl.K Tuxedo. Size S*5.! $Zt).00. Coat and trousers* in fineconilition. Call Business OtTiee ofI Daily Maroon.WANTF.D -Yountr men for parttime work. For appointment phoneI Radclitfe •-'201. FOR RKNT Front sinxle r*><>nwfor one. $4 or $l..'i0; side roomjfor two $.1 or ; comp, furn,filAT Kimbark.FOHR-WINDOWKD livintt-r.wrn•>edr€)om. steam heat, inex(>ensive.SinKle $3.50. 605$ Kimbark, ITorch10135.FOR RKNT Sirule Rms. $5 up.■Also 3 riHiin apt. Real kitchen. $12.6140 (nxleside Ave.Appoint Erickson ,New Cadet Major!_ I(Continued from page 1) ,will be played in the near future. 'Doherty will he the only regulai jfrom last year’s squad. Substitutesof last .season who display consider¬able promise include Ben.aon, Dinsmore, and Friedheim. Ickes, a newman from Culver, is a seasonedplayer and has showed up well inpractice.Sergeant Fischuk. transferredfrom the 18th Field .Artillery, Fort.Snelling. Minnesota, has been addet!to the R. O. T. C. unit as stable sergeant. University OrganistsGive Vesper Recitals(Continued trom page 1)has stimulated publishers to tur.iout new and interesting music written by competent composers for usein these new fields. Our use of theorgan at the University for the.sfweek day programs as well as inChapel .services gives Universitystudents an opportunity to enjoythe beauty of this modern and increasingly popular in.slrument.Next week’s recitals will offer opportunity to hear three of the WidorSymphonies.KEEP KISSABLEWITHOLD GOLDSThe twenty cigarettes in your packageof OLD GOLDS reach you in prime con¬dition, as fresh as twenty cherries justpicked from the tree. The finest ofmoisture-proof Cellophane wrapping in¬sures that.But OLD GOLDS are not merely fresh/they are refreshingly different. 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