Wtft ^ailp JllataonVol. 32. No. 8. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 9, 1931 Price Five CentsEECT MAX EPSTHN,UNIVERSin DONOR,AS NEW MEMBER OFBOARD OF TRUSTEESGift of Million DollarsProvides' for ArtBuildingESTABLISHES CLINICSThe election of Mr. Max Epsteinto the Board of Trustees of theUniversity was announced last nightby Mr. Harold H. Swift, President ofthe Board. Mr. Epstein, chairmanof the Board of the General Ameri¬can Tank Car Corporation, is wellknown as one of the industrial lead¬ers of Chicago. Although his bene¬factions total in the millions, theyhave been so unobtrusively madethat Mr. El^jstein’s role as one ofChicago’s most generous philanthro¬pists is little known.The greater part of his numerousgifts have been made to medical andartistic organiations. He has gath¬ered a distinguished collection of|)aintings that is internationallyknown, and which is at pre.sent onloan to the Art Institute of Chicago.In 1929, Mr. Epstein gave a milliondollars to the University to providean art building which would con¬tribute to the cultural developmentof the people of the middle west.Endow* Lyinf-In Hospital.Mr. Epstein established the clinicswhich provide the out-patient de¬partments of the University Clinics,the Chicago Lying-In Hospital, andthe Provident Hospital. In additionto the endowment of the Max Ep¬stein Clinic of the University(’linics, he has made large gifts tothe support of the latter organiza¬tion, and made other contributionsto the Lying-In and Provident Hos¬pitals. He also established the MaxEpstein Loan Fund at the HarvardLaw School. Numerous charitableorganizations have receiveu his con¬tinuing support. His latest gift wasone of $26,000 to the Joint Emerg¬ency Relief Fund of Cook County,made a few days ago.Mr. Epstein was born in Cincin¬nati, Ohio, and was educated at theCollege of the City of New York.He has been a resident of Chicagosince 1891. He was married in1907 to Miss Leola S. Selig, ofBrooklyn, N. Y.The tank car was Mr. Epstein’sconception, and the General Amer¬ican Tank Car Corporation whichhe founded is one of the largesttransportation organizations in theworld.The Board of TrusteesThe complete list of trusteesfollows: Sewell L. Avery, CharlesF. Axelson, Harrison B. Barnard,Laird Bell, William S. Bond, ThomasE. Donnelley, Cyrus S. Eaton, MaxEpstein, Eli B. Felsenthal, Harry B.Gear, Charles R. Holden, Charles E.Hughes, Samuel C. Jennings, Frank(Continued on page 4) 15 Year Old StudentEnters as FreshmanDugald Stewart MacDougall,fifteen year old freshman, who isthe youngest student to enter theUniversity this fall, ranks first inthe largest high school gp’aduat-ing class in the United States,and entered the University witha higher average than any otherstudent admitted, according toWilliam F. Cramer, Secretary ofAdmissions to the University.MacDougall gi’aduated with anA-|- average from the Technicalhigh school in Indianapolis, Indi¬ana at the head of a class of 900,and entered the University on aone year’s .scholarship.At the age of four, MacDou¬gall could read and write, and at6 he was doing mathematicalproblems. He completed gradeschool in 6 years, and maintaineda perfect attendance record inhigh school. During high school,he was interested in radio receiv¬ing and broadcasting. Recentlyhe passed an examination whichentitles him to an amateur radiooperator’s license. HONOR GANDHI WITHBIRTHDAY PARTY INMANDE AT EIGHTBlake Hall WomenConsider ErectingBarbed Wire FenceEnglish Shops SponsorBroadcast of GameThe “Old English Shops’’ at 61stand Ellis, a cooperative Universityenterprise, will officially open to thepublic on Saturday, October 10.Featuring the opening will be aI'adio broadcast of the Chicago-Michigan game, which will be playedon that date, sponsored by the gfroupof stares, 'rtie “Old English FoodShop” will provide patrons withmusic by an orchestra, and supple¬ment this with refreshments.The University inaugurated theshops this year, picking out a g^roupof ten different lines of business tooccupy the building, which it erect¬ed. The group caters primarily tothe students and to ythe Universitydistrict. " \ Typical slapstick occui'ences, dearto the cinema heart, have actuallybeen going on day after day, andare even said to be carried onthroughout the night, since Blakehall, long known as a sanctuary ofmen, has been added to the list ofwomen’s dormitories.Profes.sor Knappen of the Historydepartment and past counselor ofBlake, was the first offender whenhe dashed into the hall early on Oc¬tober 1, having taken time to di¬rect red caps to^send his baggage toBlake, and demanded the list of res¬ident student’s names with which toacquaint himself while removingstains of travel. It is reported thatit required several repetitions of thematron’s .story before ProfessorKnappen could grasp the fact thathis services were really no longer de¬sired in that residence hall.The unexpected meetings of un¬suspecting men students and stillmore unsuspecting women studentsin the upstairs halls of the dorm aresaid to have cause great embarrass¬ment at least to one-half of the party.Young men, unaware of the changein halls, wander into the dormitoryat all hours of the night in search(Continued on page 3)INSPECT. HAUNTS OFHOBO TOMORROW ONRECONCIUATION TRIPWest Madison street, the home ofthe tramp, the hobo, the vagrant,and the bum, will be the goal ofUniversity students who attend Sat¬urday’s Reconciliation trip in searchof unemployment? data. The itin¬erary of the trip includes visits tothe haunts of the “drifters” of thecity and several lectures on unem¬ployment by prominent social serv¬ice workers.Superintendent John Kanne, ofthe Illinois Free Employment bu¬reau, will initiate students to thesection of Chicago frequented byunemployed people when he speakson “Jobs for the Jobless” on Satur¬day at 3:15 in the Free Employmentbureau. Branches of the UnitedCharities, and missions for destitutemen will be visited during the af¬ternoon. Students will be affordedopportunity to talk personally withunemployed men when they eat atypical bread-line dinner with themat 6 o’clock.Students will meet at 2:30 in theChicago Temple 33 North Clarkstreet. Gooneratne, Washburne,Schaub and MannWill SpeakGandhi, the man, the philosopher,and the maker of modern India,will be discussed this evening at 8in Mandel hall, at a celebration inhonor of his birthday. Plans forthe celebration were made by theHindustan association, and the In¬ternational Student association.Dr. Chandra Dharma Sena Goon¬eratne, President of the Hindustanassociation, and chairman of thecelebration, will speak on “Gandhi,the Embodiment of the Soul of In¬dia.” Dr. Gooneratne, who is a grad¬uate student in the department ofComparative Religions, recentlycompleted a series of radio lectureson India over radio station WMAQ.Travel* With LeaderDr. Carleton W. Washburne, sup¬erintendent of the schools in Win-netka, w'ho returned three weeksago from a trip around the world,during which he made a study ofeducational methods, will talk on hisencounter with Gandhi of India. Dr.Washburne traveled with Gandhifrom Delhi to Karachi, India, andwas entertained at the home of thestatesman.“Gandhi, the Maker 'of ModernIndia,” is the subject of the talkto be presented by Dr. Edward L.Schaub, faculty member in‘the Phil¬osophy department at Northwesternuniversity. Dr .Schaub recently re¬turned from India where he was en¬gaged on a lecture tour, during(Continued on page 4) Lay Field House Cornerstone AsFeature of Pep Session; FootballTeam Given Sendoff in Stagg FieldMaroons Play MichiganWith Four RegularsOn SidelinesPAT PAGE INELIGIBLEExaminations and injured musclesappeared far more imposing ob^stacles than the famed Michiganpassing attack last night as newscame that Vin Sahlin, Pat Page,Paul Stagg and Lou Kanne will beunable to play Saturday against theWolverines. Temple alone has re¬turned.Sahlin, one of the fleetest half¬backs to play with the Maroons formany seasons, received a seriousmuscle injury Wednesday night inthe stiff .scrimmage with the fresh¬man teams. He left the practicefield apparently in some pain, butDr. C. I. Molander, team physician,diagnosed the injury as a bruisedmuscle. Further examination yes¬terday revealed that Sahlin will beunable to play Saturday, and maynot be ready the following week.Page Still IneligiblePage, whose punting and plung¬ing were important cogs in the Ma¬roon attack, took an examination ina (ierman correspondence course onWednesday. Yesterday it was learn¬ed that he had failed to write a sat¬isfactory paper, and that he musttake a makeup quiz to become eli¬gible.Stagg, who is the “Old Man’s”choice for quarterback, was also ad¬vised by Dr. Molander that partici-(Continued on page 3) One Pep Meet, ButTwo Bonfires Bum!The life of a pep session bon¬fire committee is a hard one.On Wednesday afternoon, thecommittee was very proud of itshuge pile of lumber and cratesprepared for last night’s celebra¬tion in Stagg field.But Wednesday night, unknownpersonages scaled the walls ofStagg field, ignited the stack oflumber, and University Avenueresidents enjoyed a huge bonfiretwenty-four hours ahead ofschedule—and at 1:00 A. M.The committee spent the great¬er part of yesterday afternoonclearing away the ashes and re¬building their bonfire to assurethe promised illumination forlast night’s affair. For what is apep meet without a bonfire?University Expresses SatisfactionIn New Home of C. & A. SchoolSatisfaction on the part of the ,University Administration that theSchool of Commerce and Adminis¬tration had finally attained a per¬manent home on the campus was ex¬pressed by Acting Vice-PresidentEmory T. Filbey at the first studentassembly of the School yesterdaymorning. Mr. Filbey also pledgedthe cooperation of the administra¬tion in every way possible to main¬tain and advance the status of theschool in its program of businesstraining.Dean Charles W. Gilkey of theUniversity Chapel spoke on thehuman relationships which might bedeveloped on the campus and whichmight be used to the advantage ofthe students. He said that in thepast the university had been criti¬cized because of the lack of suchhuman relationships, but that todaythe human side of the educationalprocess has been shifted to the fore¬ground.Dean W. H. Spencer of theSchool outlined its history from the early days. During its 34 years ofexistence, he pointed out, it hasdone as much as or more than anyother business school in the countryin the development of curricula, ma¬terials for the teaching of business,and teachers of business. “Theschool has always been known as anexperiment station in collegiate ed¬ucation for business,” he said, “andit will continue to pursue this pol¬icy.”Joseph Sherry, president of thecouncil, introduced the councilmembers and then outlined a ten¬tative program of activities for theyear. Some of the features of thisprogram are Wednesday teas in theCommons room, a Hallowe’en partyand dance, a St. Valentine’s Daydance, and a series of lectures byleading business men. Sherry ex¬pressed confidence that with the co¬operation of the students the Coun¬cil would be able to make its pro-giam a success.Assistant Dean H. G. Shields act¬ed as chairman of the assembly,introduced the speakers. Federation PlansTo Continue AllFreshman AidsRussian Communistic Paper Arrives fromUkraine to Baffle Daily Maroon ReportedA Daily Maroon reporter, readingnewspapers from other colleges, re¬cently encountered a paper in astrange foreign language along withThe Daily Illini and The Ohio StateLantern. Being somewhat of a lin¬guist, the reporter tried to recog¬nize the words as French, Spanishor German, but to no avail. Afterquizzing other staff members, thereporter decided that it must be Rus¬sian.Inasmuch as nobody in the Ma¬roon office could read Russian, a re¬porter was sent to the home of Sam¬uel N. Harper, professor of Russianlanguages and literature. ProfessorHarper quickly solved the mystery. The paper was “The Collectivist’^the official organ of the CentfiCommittee of the Communist Part;of Ukraine, published Septembet (in Harkov. Ukraine, a southern stat sof the soviet union. The papet wa idevoted to the preparation for thf'seventeenth international youth daf—a world wide communist move^ment. ;A cut on the front page show i;police in the United States arrest “ing unemployed youths who wer i fparticipating in an unemploymen;demonstration. The foreign news i: i“The Collectivist” is entirely mad .up of stories of riots instigated b;communists, and reports where communists have been arrested. Federation has called a meetingof all upperclass counsellors Thurs¬day at 12 in Ida Noyes theatre, topresent a program whereby con¬tacts with the entering women,which were formed dux’ing FreshmanWeek, may be maintained through¬out the entire week. Dr. A. J.Brumbaugh, dean of the students inthe College, will speak upon the re¬sults which this innovation is ex¬pected to achieve in unifying theFreshman women.In inaugurating this program.Federation will hold a tea on thefollowing Wednesday from 3:30 to5:30 in Ida Noyes hall, for allFreshman women and their upper-class counsellors.A tentative plan is being consid¬ered for asking the cooperation ofthe various woman’s organizationsin the furthering of social affairsin which the Freshman women areurged to participate, especially inthe weekly W. A. A. cozies, and thework of the Y. W. C. A.Approximately 150 freshman andfifty counsellors took advantage ofthe University’s offer of room ac¬commodations in the women’s dorm¬itories during Freshman week. Hutchins, Coach StaggSpeak at EveningCeremonyBONFIRE LIGHTS MEETHOLD ANNUAL FROUCFOR FRESHMEN IN IDANOYES HALL TONIGHTNinety-five Freshman women willattend the annual Y. W. C. A.Freshman Frolic, tonight at 5:30 inthe sun-parlor of Ida Noyes hall.The first and second cabinets andthe advisory board of Ida Noyes hallwill be there to greet the guests.Dinner will be served at 6; andwill be followed by a lantern par¬ade around campus. At dinner, A.J. Brumbaugh, dean of students inthe college, will discriss “What theUniversity Can. Offer Outside theClassroom”, and Charles W. Gilkey,'dean of the chapel, will give a talkon “Relation of the Chapel to theY. W. C. A. and the Men’s Com¬mission.”At this time also, interest groupleaders will give programs for theyear of the Dramatics, Settlement,World Fellowship, Intercollegiate,Hospital, Tours and Freshman divi¬sions.On Octpber 16, the Intercollegiategroup in conjunction with theMen’s Commission will give a din¬ner for transfer students. Cards anddancing will follow the dinner. Undei the glare of electric flood¬lights and hand flares, with the Uni¬versity band and some four hundredrooters on hand. President RobertMaynard Hutchins officiated at arather bizarre cornerstone ceremonyat 9:30 last night. The occasionwas the dedication of the new fieldhouse at 56th street and Universityavenue. A torchlight parade, bon¬fire and pep session, honoring thefootball team, proceeded the cere¬mony in Stagg field.Lawrence Whiting, member ofthe Board of Trustees of the Uni¬versity, and former “C” man, wasthe first speaker on the cornerstoneprogram. “The opening of this greatfield house will begin a new era inthe athletic life of the University,”he declared, “and each year thesuccess of University teams willgrow greater.”Stagg SpeaksExpressing his gratitude to theBoard of Trustees for their effortsin making possible the new athleticstructure, Coach Amos Alonzo Staggbriefly reviewed the expansion ofthe physical education department.He mentioned the “old gym,” a tem¬porary structure erected fortyyears ago just west of Mandel hall,and which housed both men’s andwomen’s gymnasium classes, as wellas the University library. The erec¬tion of Bartlett in 1901 and the twostands in Stagg field has now beenclimaxed by the new structure, “fin¬est field house architecturally inall the world,” Coach Stagg said.“The Board of Trustees may havethe satisfaction of knowing that forcenturies there will be a continuousline of students recreating them¬selves in this building,” he con¬cluded.President Hutchins presided dur¬ing the ceremony, introducing Mr.Whiting and Coach Stagg.First Pep SessionThe sendoff for the football squadbegan at 8:30 when the parade leftBartlett gymnasium and woundthrough neighborhood streets. Thecrowd attracted by the processionfollowed it into Stagg field, wherea bonfire was burning. Coach Stagg,Pat Page and Sara Horwitz, footballcaptain, ascended a speaker’s plat¬form near the bonfire and eachspoke of the impending game withMichigan.Coach Stagg contrasted the teamthat would play Michigan Saturdaywith the squad of thirteen menwith which he met Michigan fortyyears ago—for the first time. Heconcluded by saying that althoughthey hoped to surprise Michigan(Continued on page 3)Close Entries forGolf Tourney TodayEntries for the annual intramuralFall Golf tournament close today at5. All entering teams will pay aqualifying round of eighteen holes,the low eight teams to qualify forthe elimination tournament. Theseteams are then paired off and thewinner of the final round receives alarge trophy.For the last year, the team ofForbrich and Lee, representing PhiDelta Theta, dominated intramuralgolf. In the tournament a year agothey won first place with Freehlingand Field of Zeta Beta Tau, second;and in the spring tournament, theywere beaten' in the final round byHowe and Strelqh, an unattachedteam.- JfJisaPage Twoiatlji marnnnFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished morning, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the AutumnWinter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company, 6831 University Ave.Subscription rates $3.00 per year ; by mail, $1.60 per year extra. Single coppies, flve-cents each.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the post office at Chicago,Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationLOUIS N. RIDENOUR, JR., Editor-in-ChiefROBERT T. McCarthy, Business ManagerMERWIN S. ROSENBERG, Managing EditorMARGARET EGAN, Senior EditorJANE KESNER, Senior EditorASSISTANT BUSINESS MANAGERSJOHN D. CLANCY, JR.EDGAR L. GOLDSMITHCHESTER F. C. WARDASSOCIATE EDITORSDOROTHY A. BARCKMANMAXINE CREVISTONRUBE S. FRODIN, JR.BION B. HOWARDINGRED K. PETERSENJ. BAYARD POOLEJAMES F. SIMONWARREN E. THOMPSONELEANOR E. WILSON SOPHOMORE ASSISTANTSWILLIAM KAUFMANWALTER MONTGOMERYVINCENT NEWMANEDWARD SCHALLERTAYLOR WHITTIERSOPHOMORE EDITORSJANE BIESENTHALRITA DUKETTEMELVIN GOLDMANWILLIAM GOODSTEINEDWARD NICHOLSONMARGARET MULLIGANTASULA PETRA KISSHIRLEY HOROWITZHERBERT GROSSBERG HOBART GUNNINGELIZABETH HANSENROBERT HERZOGDAVID LEVINEEUGENE PATRICKMARY SOPERWILLIAM WAKEFIELDJANE WEBERARTHUR MARGOLISNight Editor: Warren E. ThompsonAssistants: Edward Nicholson, Melvin GoldmanTHE 1932 CAP AND GOWNThe University's student-faculty Board of Publications, at itslast meeting, passed a resolution that a petition be submitted to theBoard of Student Exhibitions, Publications, and Organizations, pro¬posing the dissolution of the Board of Publications and the substitu¬tion therefor of a Director of Publications. The making of a singleindividual responsible for the multiplicity of affairs of th’e publica¬tions at the University will go far toward removing the undergrad¬uate publications from the tangle of red tape in which they havefound themselves in the past.One of the first problems with which the new Director of Pub¬lications will find himself concerned is the continued existence otthe Cap and Gown, the student yearbook at the University. Al¬though last year’s Cap and Gown made a substantial profit, therehave been rumors that no yearbook would be issued this year.Such rumors have no foundation in fact whatever. No official actionforbiding a yearbook has been taken, or can be taken, until afterthe appointment of a Director of Publications by Mr, Works nextweek.The Daily Maroon feels that the publication of a yearbook ata University such as this is an essential. Beyond a doubt, the menand women who graduate from here in June will wish to take withthem a tangible reminder of the four years which they spent at theUniversity. Such reminder is afforded them in the yearbook, andonly in the yearbook. There is not a major college in the countrywhich does not have an annual publication of much the same sortas the Cap and Gown, and the University would be marked amonginstitutions of higher learning if it failed to have a publication ofthe kind,A few facts and statistics might be in order at this point inthe discussion. The price of the Cap and Gown is the smallest pricecharged for a yearbook at any University in the country. At otherschools, the charge for the annual ranges from three dollars to sixdollars. Nowhere but at the University is the price only two dol¬lars and a half. For his two dollars and a half, the undergraduaterecieves an intelligent comment on the happenings of the school year,together with the pictures of the graduating class and of the headsof the various campus organizations.A permanent record such as the Cap and Gown hopes to beis found nowhere else in the field of undergraduate publications.The Daily Maroon, a faithful record of the happenings on the Quad¬rangles, is rarely preserved from day to day. The Phoenix, so-calledcomic magazine of the University, is hardly a mirror of undergrad¬uate trends. TTie Cap and Gown is maent to be put away for refer¬ence in after years; for shovdng one’s grandchildren. Since this isthe case, its place cannot be usurped by any other publication at theUniversity.The Cap and Gown of two years ago lost money, it is true.But last year’s book made more than five hundred dollars, and thereis no reason for believing that the publication will make less thisyear. If, then, it is to be a financial success, and if it is desired bythe majority of the undergraduates, as last year’s sales campaignshowed that it was, what reason is there for suppressing it this year?The Daily Maroon does not know what person in the Univer¬sity is responsible for the circulation of the rumor that there wouldbe no Cap and Gown this year. The Daily Maroon is certain that^there is no factual basis for such a rumor; and The Daily Maroonhopes that the Cap and Gown which will, beyond a doubt, be pub¬lished this year, will surpass all its predecessors in excellence of edi¬torial matter and in monetary success, and wHl, in fact, be a faith¬ful record of life on the quadrangles for the academic year 1931-32.—LN. R , Jr. THE DAILY MARCXJN, FRIDAY. OCTOBER 9, 1931The TravellingBazaarBY FRANK HARDING “Aahhh,” 492 “Aahhhs” per lec¬ture period, three lecture periodsa day for five days a week duringthe course of 35 years.Next Tuesday, this column isgoing to be written by a ghostwriter, a rather substantial ghost,however, in the form of Jane Ful¬ton. This will inaugurate a newsystem in which the club girlswill get a chance to do a littletheoretical hair pulling. It willgive the girls an opportunity tomake some public comebacks, dec¬larations, mistakes, etc. Thecatch, however, is that the DailyMaroon would like a few moresubscriptions especially from thegirls; so the two clubs that sellthe most subscriptions within thenext two weeks will get a chanceto write the bazaar. Perhaps itwmII stir up a little interest amongthe clubs. As it is now, they areon altogether too friendly a basis.Each club should send a represen¬tative to the Maroon office some¬time today between the hours of1 and 4 for a subscription book.Start getting your sales talk readyand begin collecting dirt.Jane Fulton who is not at pres¬ent in school managed to drive aDevil’s bargain with us so shetakes the first crack. Hostilitiesstart Tuesday.In case you didn’t know, thereis a Polo team at this Universitywhich last year had such stellarplayers as Watrous, Henkle andDoherty. Now the first two havegraduated and the problem ofelecting a new captain has cameup. Yesterday The Daily Maroonreceived a story from John Dins-more of the D. U. house concern¬ing the coming election. One pas¬sage from this enterprising writ¬er’s article: “outstanding pros¬pects are Dinsmore most, likelychoice for Captain, Doherty, theonly letterman on the squad,Friedheim and Benson.’’ We are now trying to run downthe source of the following story:Some student at the University onSept. 25 threw, and justly so, apiece of pie at a girl who refusedto kiss him, after he had pur¬chased a bouquet of forget-me-nots from her, and as a resultwas fined $100.00. Any one thatknows anything about this fel¬low please communicate with us,we think we can find someone tokiss him.SCIENTIFIC DEPARTMENTGOES INTO HOCK—On the lastlap of the Cosmic Ray Experi-dition the truck had a breakdown somewhere outside of Davenport,Iowa. Two unrepairable blownout tires were holding up the out¬fit and there was no money in thecrowd .to buy new one.s. Finallya solution was reached and scien¬tific instruments valued at about$500.00 were left in hock for two$34.00 truck tires.SOCIAL CHAIRMENFrom one musician to acomplete orchestra for yourfraternity or sorority dance,call Ted Ford. Plaza 3951.£XTf2A\something ...A student at the University ofCalifornia has just computed thata certain professor consumed over1300 hours in saying “Aahhh”.This amount of time was compiledat the rate of one half second per CLICQUOThas it!Even a man who's baingpenalized for holding cansummon a long, long cheer forthe mellower, smoother flavorof this fine old ginger ale. Itblends with lively spirits . . .adds gaiety to the best ofparties.CLICQUOT CLUBGINGER AGES<^PaU Q^rij Qoldzn cJec^kree favorite flavors on any Campus TONIGHT—.,!! 'JJUST LIKE everyFRIDAY NIGHT—isCOLLEGIATE “kick-off ”<NIGHT at the clubDEL MONTE, whereYOU’LL find theHOTTEST band thisSIDE of theEQUATOR, as well asTHE Finest ChineseAND AmericanCUISINE in town.THERE is absolutelyNO COVER chargeAND THE minimum chargeIS ONLY six-bits perEACH, so come earlyAND STAY untilTHE MILKMAN arrives.JUST CALL victory 3400AND YOUR tableWILL BE reservedAND DON’T forgetTHE address—(UlubiplilontPMichigan Ave. at 23rd St.PHONE VICTORY 3400|i hm ®n DrfiljipTHE FIRST UNITARIAN CHURCH> .Woodlawn Avenue at 57th StreetVON OGDEN VOGT, MinisterSUNDAY, OCTOBER II, 193111 ;00 A. M.—The Rev. Mortimer Rowe, of London.4:00 P. M.—Channing Club Tea. ’’Specialization ” by TheRev. Mortimer Rowe.STUDENTS OPEN HOUSE UNIVERSITY CHURCH OF DISCIPLESOF CHRIST57th and UniversityMinisters: Edward Scribner Ames and Wayne LeysDirector of Music and Education, Basil F. WiseSUNDAY, OCTOBER II, 1931I 1 :00 A. M.—Sermon Topic, ’’Economic Depression and Re¬ligion,” Dt. Ames.5:30 P. M.—Wranglers: Discussion topic: "Poetry.” Dr.W. EL Garrison.St. Paul’s Church50th and DorchesterParish Office: 4945 DorchesterAvenueTel. Oakland 3185REV. GEORGE H. THOMASiiKi I -Mill i"llUi?»' •Sf.llfl Sunday Services:Holy Communion, 8:00 A, M.Church School Service, 9:80 A.M.Morning Service, 11:00 A. M.Evening Service, 5:00 P. M.Young People’s Society6:00 P. M.I) *11 ’The Church ofThe Redeemer(EPISCOPAL)56th and BlackstoneRev. E. S. WhiteEpiscopal Student PastorRev. W. W. HoratickAssistantSUNDAY SERVICESHoly Communion, 8.00 A. M.Short Sung Eucharist, 9:30 A. M.Choral Eucharist and Sermon,11:00 A. M.C!!horal Evensong and Sermon,7:30 P. M.Three services every week-day.Church open daily for prayer andmeditation. Hyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Woodlawn Ave.Norris L. TibbettsRolland W. SchloerbMinistersSunday, Otcober 1111:00 A. M.—“The Uses of De¬struction.’’6:00 P. M.—Teas.7:00 P. M.—Discussion Groups.of8:00 P. M.—“A SourceGandhi’s Strength.”CHRIST CHURCH (Episcopal)- 65th and Woodlawn Ave.The Rev. Walter C. Bihler, M. A., Rector.« SUNDAY SERVICES, OCTOBER 11. 1931T Jii!Y, 7:30 A. M.—Holy Communion.10:00 A. M.-rrrCburch School.f)£fn 11:00 A. M.—Morning Prayer and Sermon,h v 8:00 P. M.—^ven $png.A Cprdifl Wielcome Aweits You.i KEHILATH ANSHE MAYRIVDrexel Blvd. at 50th St.Dr. Solomon B. Freel^of, Rabbi.SATURDAY. OCTOBER 10. 193110:30 A. M—“The Weekly Portion.”• SUNDAY. CX:T0BER 11. 193111:00 A. M.—“Sermon by Dr. Freehof; “ARE WE RIPEFOR REVOLUTION? •IrTHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 9, 1931 Paste TEreeFOUR MAROON BACKSNOT TO SEE ACnON(Continued from page 1)pation in any sort of scrimmagewould be dangerous. Paul appear¬ed spry enough to pass and receivepasses last night as he watched thescrimmage, and it is possible thathe may get into the game despite hisleg injury.Kanne, the best punter on thesquad and a reliable tackier, receiv¬ed word that he had made a “B”on his Proofreading correspondencecourse instead of the “A” thatwould have rendered him eligible.He appeared at practice yesterdayin civilian clothes.Stagg SilentCoach Stagg was noncommittalwhen asked for the names of theplayers who will make the trip to.Ann Arbor this afternoon. The per¬sonnel of the party was to be de¬cided at a coaches meeting late lastnight.The practice session yesterdaywas devoted to working out on ade¬quate defense again.st the Michiganpassing attack and ♦he familiarplays which have characterized theWolverine’s scoring attempts forthe past few years. Among thenrategems which Coach Harry Kip-kc may use are the “Old 83” and"Statue Liberty”. In the form¬er the quarterback feints to a half¬back, then shoots an underhand lat¬eral pass to another back who isrunning parallel to the scrimmage jline. In the “Statue” play, a backpicks the ball out of the outstretch¬ed arm of the pas.ser. Both playsrely solely upon speed and decep¬tion rather than interference.After the varsity leaves this af¬ternoon, four freshman elevens willpay two short games on Stagg field.Coach Stagg Jr.’s “Michigan” squadwill meet Coach Pyott’s “Purdue”outfit. TODAY—on the QuadranglesRadio lecture — “The Psychologyof Religion,” Professor EdwardScribner Ames, Station WMAQ, 8o’clock.Public lecture—“Internal Condi¬tions in Europe: Germany,” Associ¬ate Professor Harry David Gideon-ess. Art Institute, 6:46 o’clock.Divinity chapel—lecture, “TheSymbolism of Joseph Bond chapel:I. The Architecture.” ProfessorThomas Goodspeed, 12 o’clock.Organ recital, University chapel,5 o’clock.Orchestra Candidates — Meet inHarper Mil, 2:30 o’clock.Freshman Frolic—Dinner and lan¬tern parade sponsored by the *Y. W.C. A., Ida Noyes hall, 5:30 o’clock.Freshman Women’s Council—Meeting in Ida Noyes hall, 12o’clock. Bonfire, Parade BeginSeries of Pep Meets(Continued from page 1)Saturday, the team would be inmuch better shape one week laterwhen it played Yale.Pat Page in his fireside remarksdeclared Chicago would be proud ofthe showing the team would makeSaturday; Sam Horwitz promisedthe Maroons would “give Michiganplenty of heck this year.”The assemblage of students fromthe University and the neighborhoodgrammar schools was led in yellsand songs by the cheerleaders andband between each speech. Afterthe pep se.ssion, crowd and bandmarched out of Stagg field and downto the field house to observe the ded¬ication of the new athletic center.Blake Hall WomenConsider FencesPhi Chi—(Women’s Medical So¬ciety)—Bridge and tea, Ida Noyeshall, 7 o’cloclt.Gandhi Birthday Celebration—Leon Mandel hall, 8 o’clock.1. 11. Golf—Enti •ies close today.Humanities discussion—Section gis changed from Cobb 408 to Cobb409.Physical Sciences, sections d. f.and g, are changed from Cobb 108to Rosenwald 26.Social Sciences—section n ischanged from Cobb 408 to Cob 409.Tarpon Club—Holds first meetingin Ida Noyes pool, noon.This DoodleIs a Happy FellowiBut why shouldn’t he be?Mr. Doodle is happy becausethe Campus has returned to hisElarly American Tavern with arush.He got himself all ready forboth his new and old friends bypolishing up the bar, putting newfurbilows on the serving wenches,and in general making everythingaround the place both bright andcozy.He has improved his famousspecialty dishes—although manysaid he couldn’t. There’s a cook in the kitchen now who just natur¬ally knows her onions—and howto broil a steak to go with them.And the touch she has with thoseColonial Waffles would havemade Washington double-cross theDelaware.Come and let Doodle see thewhites of your eyes—^but if youcan’t, telephone and our MinuteMan will deliver what you hankerfor.Prices — Elarly American, ofcourse.Yankee Doodle Inn1171 East 55 th StreetFcurfax 1776 FOR COI.I.FOE G1RL.Sr GraduateH or Undergraduates. Six••• month.'A of thorough training—putinto a three months* intensive course for girls whoknow how to study. Send today for Bulletin.only,Couraes start October January 1,April 1, July 1MOFiER BlJNI!VEK!!i COLLEUE"Tk* BuMintaw Coilfva VKth a l/niverntif Atmoaphrra’’116 South Michigan Avenue, ChicagoPhone Randolph 4.347WRIGHT HAND LAUNDRYREDUCED PRICES1315 East Fifty Seventh StreetPhone Midway 2073 Special Prices forSTUDENTSShirts 13cCollars 4cB. V. 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CharlesClayton Morrison, D. D., Litt. D.,11 o’clock.Musical Vesper Service—ChicagoWomen’.s String Quartet, EbbaSund.strom, Director, 4:30 o’clock.University chapel.* * *Men’s Commisnsion—Meeting atDean Gilkey’s home, 5802 WoodlawnAv., at 7:30 o’clock.Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 9, 1931 \THEATERbyJANE KESNER“The Third Little Show”Presented at the Great Northern |Theatre with the following cast:Beatrice Lillie Carl Randall |Walter O’Keefe Dorothy WallerDorothy Fitz- Constancegibbon CarpenterJerry Norris Gertrude Mc-Sandra Gale DanoldEdward Arnold Jack RianoErnest TruexAnd—the Little Show Girls andBovs.Walter O’Keefe, who amongother achievements sings “WhenYuba Plays the Tuba Down inCuba”—has been allotted one of thehappiest jobs that ever befell amaster of ceremonies. He intro¬duces “The Third Little Show”; and“The Third Little Show” is a reviewof revues.Some of us remember that in thespring of 1930, “The Little Show”opened in Chicago; and the theatreworld was suddenly awakened to thepossibilities of a musical revue.Whether or not we grasped then thefull significance of what was to fol¬low, we certainly appreciated Lib¬by Holman in “Moanin’ Low”, Clif¬ton Webb in his dance spectacles:and Fred Allen. Chicago never hada chance to evaluate “The SecondLittle Show”, which closed in NewYork after a not too successful run.And more than ever the success ofthe first in the series seemed to de¬pend on the Holman-Webb-Allenpersonalities, presented with a skill¬ful blend of all that is best in stag¬ing and production facilities. It wasa magic formula; but even magichas its variations; and Dwght DeereWiman and Tom Weatherly whoproduced the initial success, have mixed up a new formula with evengreater results.Excellent skits, rhythmic music,the utmost in dancing—plus suavityin staging; and seasoned with start¬ling personalities—it proves a form¬ula non-pareil. Every minute nu¬ance of staging and production, allthe cleverness of manuscript andlyrics, culminate in a syntheticrhythm against which personalitiesflow in vivid colours.Carl Randall strikes dance notesin the air with his tapping toes andtalking hands. Ernest Truex jumpsfrom Confederate colonels to auc¬tioneers or harassed hotel guestswith chamelion ease, and his eachimpersonation is tinged wi.h an in¬dividual subtlety. Walter O’Keefecarries on satiric monologues whichare as all-inclusive as his glib mindcan make them, and as staccato asRandall’s dancing. Jerry Norris hasexclusive rights to the sevei'al lovesongs which he sings with and to jDorothy Fitzgibbon and Constance iCarpenter. Gertrude McDonald con- |torts vividly as a feminine Randall. |Then—there are the Litte Show 'Boys and Girls.iThe Boys—who did not appear in ithe first “Little Show”—celebratetheir advent with a smooth, agile |performance. As the cur ain rises, ithey promise the Little Show Girls [that “I’ll Putcha Pitcha in the Pa-er”; and whether or not they fulfillthat promise, they certainly helpthem weave together plot and .songinto a rhythmic climax. And againstthis fabric, sparkles the personalityof Beatrice Lillie.Miss Lillie makes of comedy—anart. She stands before you, hand- jsome—well-dressed; and 3t'ith onescarcely perceptible motion of herhand, she dispels all aura of theatri¬cality and prods the naked depths ofhumor which lie hidden in everymember of her audience. It is noattribute of makeup, no scintillatingline of dialogue that creates hermystic comic halo. The comedy isin the tone of her voice, the lift of her arm. It is as potent as it isintangible.It is the personality of BeatriceLillie that determines the tone of“The Third Litte Show”. "The veinof her comedy, that throbs equallywell in the guise of the old womanwho had a cat or in the person of abeautiful soubrette—permeates therhythm of the revue, wo of herskits were written by Noel Cow’ard,author of “Private Lives”, who haswritten dialogue perfectly suited toher personality.Marc Connelly who wrote “TheGreen Pastures” is author of Mr.Truex’s hotel scene. Grace Henryand Henry Sullivan, who wrote mu¬sic for the first show, have also writ¬ten for this one. The producers of“The Third Little Show” havestudied every possibility of the cos¬mopolitan revue—and they haveadded—Beatrice Lillie. HONOR GANDHI WITHBIRTHDAY PARTY INMANDEL AT EIGHT Elect Max Epstein as NewBoard of Trustees Member(Continued from page 1)which time he was frequently theguest of Gandhi. Dr. Schaub willreturn to India soon at the invita¬tion of several of the leading Indianuniversities.Ditcusc Gandhi’* ReligionDr. Rabbi Louis L. Mann, studentof world religions and the Rabbiof Sinai Temple, will speak on Gand¬hi and his reationship to world re¬ligions. Dr. E”stace A. Haydon,head of the department of Compar¬ative Religions of the College ofLiberal Arts, and author of “TheQuest of the Ages,” will discuss thephilosophy of Gandhi.Three vocal soloists will sing themusic of India during the program,which the public is invited to attend. (Continued from page 1)H. Lindsay, Frank McNair, WilberE. Post, Ernest E. QuanCrell, JuliusRosenwald, Edw^ard Ryerson, Jr.,Martin A. Ryerson, Robert L. Scott,Albert W. Shei-er, Deloss Shull,George O. Smith, Eugene M. Stevens, James M. Stifler, John Stuart,Harold Swift, and John P. W’ilson,Jr.Fillet of Solebrowned in deep butter!Fillet is the choicest morselof fish' just as the tenderloin isthe superior cut of beef. 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