liffr==fSaTfBT^cop.) '7‘5^''p'^''n_'_fJHaroonVol. 31. No. 107.MAROONS EKE OUTYICrORY OVER IOWAIN FOURTEEN INNINGS UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. TUESDAY, MAY 12, 1931 Price: Five CentsHenshaw Holds HawksIn Check in LastSix FramesSCORE IS 8 TO 7Chicago in tounh Place inBig Ten Race With FourWins, Two LossesBj Rvb* S. Frodin. Jr.Roy Henshaw came into the ball^me yesterday afternoon in theeighth inning and pitched for si^imore frames to finally defeat Iowaby an 8 to 7 score, after having shutout Michigan, 4-0, in a conferencegame played on Greenwood fieldSaturday. Coach Pat Page’s Maroonsare in fourth place in the Big Tenrace with four victories and twodefeats.Win Urban started for Chicagoin the Iowa game yesterday andpitched for seven full innings, allow¬ing eight hits for two runs. In thestart of the eighth, Riegert, Hawk-eye shortstop, singled. Flitch, apinch hitter, was walked, and Frisch,another pinch hitter, singled, fillingthe bases. With no one out, Hen¬shaw took the mound. Prang wentin for Porter and singled, scoringtwo men ahead of him. Kenny wasout stealing for the first out. Kosersingled, scoring Frisch and Prang.Mowry popped to Cahill and Koserwas caught stealing third base.Maroons Rally in NinthK hit, an error by Henshaw, andtwo bases on balls gave Iowa an un¬tamed tally in the ninth to bringthe score to 7-4 in their jfavor, theMaroons having ’tallied once in thesecond, third, fourth and fifth inn¬ings.In the last half of the ninth ClareJohnson doubled, going home onMarsh Fish’s second triple of theafternoon. Henshaw knocked hissecond double of the afternoon, scor¬ing Fish. He got to third on Ur¬ban’s third hit of the day, and wenthome on a wild peg from the catcherto third baseman. The score wastied 7 to 7 twhen Houston struck outwith Cahill and Mahoney on secondand third.There was no scoring until the lasthalf of the fourteenth frame, whenUrban, leading off, made his fourthsingle of the day. Mahoney poppedout to the first baseman and Urbangot to second on an error by thepitcher. Cahill singled, and Urbancame home with the winning run.• Maroons Acquire Fifteen HitsIn the game Saturday Henshaw al¬lowed Michigan seven hits while histeammates were pounding four Wol¬verine hurlers for fourteen, and theMaroons won, 4-0. He struck outele»?en Michigan batsmen during thegame. McNeal started for the vis¬itors but was taken out after he hadallowed three hits and one run in twoand one-third innings. Capt. Tomp¬kins came in from center field andpifched to two men, but, allowinga single and a double, returned tohis place in the garden. McKay en¬tered the game and pitched for aninning, allowing one hit. Comptonfinished the game and allowed sevenhits and two runs. Discuss Plans forBlackfnar InitiationPlans for initiation of newmembers of Blackfriars will bediscussed tonight preceding a re¬hearsal of the entire show. Allmembers of the administrativestaff— freshmen, sophomores, ju¬niors, and seniors—are expect¬ed to attend, according to AbbotFrank Calvin.Three packed houses over thelast week end acclaimed “CaptainKidd Junior’’ as the best Black-friar show in the last five years.Milt Olin’s rendition of “GangsterBlues’’ and Joe Saleks’ two danceswere the numbers most favoredby the audiences. Jim Porter, asa “Caveman Sailor”, also rankedhigh.An exact check on ticket saleshas not yet been made, but it wasestimated that returns would beat least double last year’s figures.Sales for the three performancesto be held Friday night and Sat¬urday afternoon and night havebeen mounting steadily, spurredon by the success of the firstthree shows. A number of goodseats are still available for all per¬formances, however.Outstanding stars of the showwill broadcast twice during thisweek, it was learned. One pro¬gram will be over WGN, and theother over WIBO.DORMITORIES READYFOR SENIOR BALL DEDICATE MCELWEEMEMORIAL HOSPITALFOR CHILDREN TODAYPresident Hutchins WillSpeak at CeremoniesThis MorningAMPLE I^CILITIESDr. R. B. Osgood, HarvardSurgeon, to DeliverPrincipal AddressSurvey Indicates LargeAttendance FromOrganizationsBy Art HowardJuat .liXt.Uie-Ilt;moc;cats march toI the polls on election day, so will theI campus march to the Trianon the' evening of May 20 for the SeniorBall, a survey of the fraternityhouses and men’s dormitories show¬ed yesterday. Not one or two fromeach house called upon, but a greatmajority of all undergraduates have.signified their intention of attend¬ing the most sensational social func¬tion the University as a whole hasever undertaken.Rivalry Keen' It is expected that the Senior BallI will be the large.st as well as thej most gala affair ever held an theI Midway. As has been previously an-, nounced, Wayne King and his inter-j nationally famous orchestra will playI all evening. At present, Wayne andI his boys are working hard on orches¬trations of University songs andsongs from the current Blackfriarshow.Of all the fraternities that will(Continued on page 4) Dedication of Chicago’s newesthospital for crippled children, theNancy Adele McElwee Memorial onthe Midway, will be held today at11 in the assembly room of the Uni¬versity clinics. The ceremonies willbe one of the principal features ofHospital Day, which is being cele¬brated throughout the city.The new orthopedic unit of theUniversity is a memorial to thedaughter of Mrs. Elizabeth McElweeof Lake Forest, and was made pos¬sible by Mrs. McElwee’s $300,000gift to the Home for Destitute Crip¬pled Children, which is affiliatedwith the University.Hutchins SpeaksOn behalf of Mrs, McElwee theRev. Herbert W. Prince, pastor ofthe Church of the Holy Spirit inLake Forest, will present the struc¬ture to the Home and the Univer¬sity. Robert F. Carr, president ofthe board of the Home, will acceptfor the Home and President Robert.M. Hutchins will accept the hospi¬tal’s facilities for the University.Dr. Robert Bayley Osgood, JohnB. and Buckminster Brown Profes¬sor Emeritus of Orthopaedic Sur¬gery at Harvard University, who isone of the foremost surgeons forcrippled children in the country, willdeliver the principal address.I The hospital structure rises to sixfloors along Ellis Ave. at 59th St.and forms the eastern unit of theUniversity Clinics. Beds for fiftypatients are provided.Memorial RoomOne of the handsomest rooms is“Nancy’s Garden” a playroom es¬pecially designed as a memorial to' Mrs. McElwee’s daughter, “The Cir-I (Continued on page 4) Dr, Albert A. Michelson, World FamedScientist, Completes Last ExperimentBefore His Death in Pasadena, Cal.Consider Plans forMemorial ServiceAt UniversityPRAISE HIS LIFEMemorial services at the Univer¬sity for Dr. Albert A. Michelsonwere under consideration yesterday.The services will not be definitelyarranged, however, until receipt ofinformation from Pasadena, Calif¬ornia, pertaining to the funeral ar¬rangements there and the desires ofMrs. Michelson and relatives concern¬ing this matter.It was suggested yesterday thatalthough plans for the funeral hadnot been received here, it was pos¬sible that Dr. Michelson would beburied in Arlington National Ceme¬tery, Virginia. He would be eligiblefor burial in the historic militarycemetery by reason of his ^servicein the navy years ago.Career LaudeilMany associates of Dr. Michelsonat the University yesterday express¬ed grief at his passing. PresidentRobert Maynard Hutchins comment¬ed, “A Michelson alone would jus¬tify the existence of a university.The University has been fortunate tohave him for so long a time on itsfaculty, for the creative geniuses ofhis type are rare. We are distress¬ed at his death, but there is somemeasure of satisfaction in thethought that even to the end of abrilliantly productive life he was ableto carry on work in which he wa"so interested.”I'ice-president Frederic Wood-said, “Professor Michelson wasprobably the most famous represen¬tative the University had. His emin¬ence in science is so well establl.>hedthat I need not refer to his position.Those of us at the University ap¬preciated him for his inherent kind¬liness, generosity and real modesty.He was one of the best billiard play¬ers of the Quadrangle club, and wasj so interesting and delightful a com-I panion that a half hour with him wasj always pleasant.” Tf Measurement of LightElevates PhysicistTo Wide FameDIES SATURDAYDr. A. A. MichelsonEXHIBIT COLLEaiONOF RARE SAMPLERSDr. James W. Walker toExplain Pieces ShownIn WieboldtPSI U., PHI B. D.,ALPHA DELTS WINI-M PLAYOFF TILTSAnnounce BlackfriarParties for Week-endBlackfriar parties after the pre¬sentation of “Captain Kidd Junior”this week end will be held at theCasa Granada and the Blackhawk,according to Abbot Frank Calvin.Casa Granada will act as host to thecampus Friday night, and the Black-hawk will entertain Saturday night.Jan Garber and his orchestra areplaying at the Casa Granada at pres¬ent. Cover charge has been cut toone dollar, an3 menu reduced fortypercent. Blackfriar music will beplayed, and stars from the produc¬tion will assist in the presentationof the regular floor show. All mem¬bers of the University community(Continued on page-.M The outstanding performance ofyesterday’s I-M tilts was Hoagland’soffensive and defensive feats, whenhe allowed the Delta U.’s but onerun, and that in the final inning,while he himself accounted for theonly two runs .scored for the win¬ners. This afternoon Psi U willplay off their tie with Kappa Nu todecide the champion in the AlphaLeague. Phi Beta Delta finished ontop in the Epsilon league by virtueof their victory over the Dekes inthe playoff yesterday, the final scorereading 8 to 0. The only other gameto be played yesterday gave the Al¬pha Delts a third place in the Zetaleague in a one sided 12 to 4 vic¬tory over the Commerce Cats.Draw Lots For FinalsThe lots for the finals, which willprobably be drawn this afternoon,will include the Macs, winners of theBeta league with Z. B<bT. second;Phi Sig, leaders in the, Gammaleague with Pi Lam second; Poniesand A. T. 0, in the Delta league;Phi B. D. and the Dekes in the Ep¬silon league; Tau Delts and Phi Psiin the Zeta league; and the Torea¬dors and the All Stars, probablewinners in the Eta league.(Continued on page 2) ^ Maroon Net TeamLoses Hard-FoughtMatch to Ohio, 6-3The Maroons lost a five-hour ten¬nis match ye.sterday to an OhioState team composed of five .sopho¬mores, 6-3. Captain Rexinger wasthe individual star of the day, win¬ning both his singles and doubles,while Paul Stagg also won his sin¬gles match.In the feature match of the after¬noon, Rexinger came from behind tobeat Carl Dennison, cool sophomorenetster, 5-7, 6-3, 9-7. Dennison wonthe western junior championship,and is the ranking junior player inthe country."Paul Stagg also pulled his matchwith Joe Hotfer out of the fire, 3-6,6-4, 6-4, after a disastrous first set.It was a battle of quarterbacks, withthe Maroon emerging victorious overthe Buckeye grid star.Herbert Heyman lost to WillardJames, 5-7, 7-5, 6-3, while StanleyKaplan was defeated by Bill Brown,4-6, 7-5, 6-4. Lawrence Schmidtwaged a gallant but losing battleagainst Sam Lessam, 2-6, 6-4, 10-8,as Herman Ries lost to Fred Hoh-lock in straight sets, 6-3, 7-5.In the doubles Rexinger and Hey¬man teamed to defeat Dennison andJames, 6-2, 2-6, 6-3. Stagg and Kap¬lan lost in straight sets to Hoffer andBrown, 7-5, 6-4. Schmidt and Rieswere taken into camp by Sam Green-gerg and Lessam, 3-6, 6-4, 6-2.'All members of the Buckeye squadexcept Greenberg and Lessam areSophomores, the latter being theonly letterman to return. This sea¬son they have defeated Michigan,5-4, and must face Illinois and Wis¬consin. Their defeat of the Ma¬roons, who were favored to win theconference team championship, addsprestige to their claim to the BigTen title Award Ten HonorScholarships ForHigh School SeniorsTen high school students in vari¬ous parts of the country will enterthe University next fall on two yearhonor .scholarships awarded by theUniversity scholarship committee,headed by Dean Brumbaugh.Twenty-five additional awards willbe made before June 1 to studentsselected by 'the committee fromamong 200 applicants. The firstawards were v^ranted to students inthe first group of applicants. Appli¬cations are still being received. Theawards are based on strong scholar¬ship, leadership in school and com¬munity activities, and a generalpromise of service in college lifeand after.Will Make Additional Award*The first ten to fill the require¬ments are: Albert Bonady, Racine,New York; James Brown, Sullivan,Indiana; Ralph Perkins, Sioux Falls,South Dakota; Joan Barden, Win-netka, Ill.; Robert Angel, Man'^field,Ohio; Marvin Elkins, ElReno |Okla-homa; Chevey White, Norton,, Kan¬sas; Joseph Stolar, Chicago, Ill.;Boyde Robin, Platte, South Dakota;and Albert Ten Eyck, Broadhead,Wisconsin. jThe honor .scholarships are atvard- Ied without examination and are pri- |marily in recognition of achievement iin scholarship and leadership. Thecommittee which awards the scjtolar- jships is composed of Mrs. Editrf Fos- jter Flint, W. M, Cramer, asal.stant ■secretary of admissions. Dean IChauncey Boucher, Dean George 'Works, and Kenneth Rouse, assistant jto the examiner. The applications jcome from 2500 schools in the North |Central association which are noti- !fied early in the year of the aw'ards !available.\ By Mrs. Martin SchutzeThe collection, mainly English,but containing some Italian, Dutch,German, Greek and other examples,made in the 18th and 19th Centuries,j is lent by Dr. James W. Walker. Dr.Walker is often in the gallery in the; afternoon and is glad to talk aboutI the exhibit to those who are inter-I ested.I Samplers were the means of teach-j ing the letters of the alphabet andI moral sentiments to the young,i Many of the texts are very quaintand frequently so over-pious andlugubrious that one knows theycouldn’t have originated in or beenintelligible to the minds of the youpg.They are often in fact so mirth-in¬viting that one is apt to lose sight ofthe real value of the Sampler.Aesthetic ContributionThe reason these Samplei’s are be¬ing exhibited by the Renaissance So¬ciety is not interest in the education¬al method of instilling sentiments,which we find rather entertaining,but because the Samplers have a dis¬tinct aesthetic value. One has the(Continued on page 4)COLE PLACES SKULLSOF ANCIENT INDIANTRIBE ON EXHIBITIONDr. Fay-Cooper Cole, chairman ofthe department of anthropology ofthe University, has announced thefirst exhibition of skulls of the“black sand” Indians, earliest knowninhabitants of Illinois. The exhibi¬tion is on display in connection withChicago’s Jubilee W’bek, which wasinaugurated yesterday, and maj, beseen in the book section on the thirdfloor Oi Marshall Field and Com¬pany.The Sh.u!ls were found early lastautumn by an expedition headed bvDr. Cole, and were called “back sand”becausip of the fact that they werediscovered in black glacial sand onthe estate of Joy Morton near Liver¬pool, Illinois. The culture whichthey Lepresent existed thousands ofyears ago. The race had verylong .skulls, of a type distdictly different from the Indians which suc¬ceeded them.'Phese early inhabitants worefound buried unjtf a mound of theUopewell period, which had beenbuilt thon.sands of years after thefirst burial. The original race had ipiled the sand in a low mound, and 1when the Indians of the Hopewelltribe sought a burial place they pick-fContinued on page 4)V Albert Abraham Michelson, one ofthe greatest physicists of all time,died Saturday morning in Pasadena,California, at the age of 78. Handi¬capped for the past two years by aparalytic stroke, and confined tx) hisbed for the last three months. Dr.Michelson stayed off death until thesuccess of the last Michelson ex¬periment—a final attempt to estab¬lish the speed of light—was assur¬ed. A short time before he died,he dictated the introduction to thisscientific report. A brain hemor¬rhage occurred a few hours later thatresulted in a coma and his death Sat¬urday.Device Half Century OldJust before he entered the Pres¬byterian hospital in Chicago for aminor operation a year ago. Dr.Michelson declared that “next sum¬mer he would determine the speed oflight to a precision that would re¬main undisputed through all theages.” Half a century ago, whenhe was an instructor at the UnitedStates Naval Academy—he was then27— he conceived and built a devicewhich brought the speed of lightwithin boundaries that never beforehad been accomplished. During thefifty years that have followed, thismeasurement has been refined untilthis last experiment w’as launched“to eliminate a possible error of onemile in a measurement of 186,484miles a second.”Last July Dr. Michelson departedfor California to make this final ex¬periment. He retired as active headof the University department ofphysics at that time, accepting thehonorary title of Professor Emer¬itus.Ranked With Newton, EinsteinThe name of Dr. Michelson hasbeen ranked by distinguished scien¬tific societies w-ith that of Sir IsaacNewton, who first formulated thelaws of gravitation, and Albert Ein¬stein, who stated the famous law ofrelativity. Born in Strelno, Poland,on December 19, 1852, he wasbrought to America by his par«intstwo years later, making the longjourney across the western prairiesto Virginia City, Nevada, in the daysbefore the railroads. He won ad¬mission to the Naval Academy atAnnapolis, but only after the seven¬teen-year old boy had gone alone toWashington and persuaded Presi¬dent Grant to give him a presiden¬tial appointment. Following hisgraduation, he servfed two years asa midshipman, and then was appoint¬ed an instructor in physics at An¬napolis by Admiral Sampson. At thattime he was not particularly inter¬ested in the science, but determinedto do a good job, he soon began ex¬perimenting, devising his owm appar¬atus. Because there was no appro¬priation for material, Ensign Michel¬son spent ten dollars of his ownmoney to construct an apparatus tomeasure the speed of light in a classroom demonstration. To his greatsurprise, he was able to make themeasurement with greater accur-(Continued on page 3)Quadrangle FeteReceipts Total $60.60The Quadrangle Fete announcedtotal receipts of $60.60 from salesof candy, ice-cream, punch, and onehundred roses, which were sold atthe first two nights of the Black-friars’ show, “Captain Kidd, Jr.”This annual fete is conducted by theY. W. C. A. during all the perform¬ances of the show, the net incomebeing added to the treasury of theorganization. An additional ten dol¬lars has been promised by variouswomen’s clubs.Contributions of home-made can¬dy will be welcomed for the saleswhich will be continued next Fridayand Saturday..'age Two THE DAILY MARCW»J. TUESDAY. MAY 12. 1931iatig iiaraanFOUNDED <N 1»01THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublnhed mornins*. except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, durina the AutumnWinter and Sprinaa quartcra by The Daily Maroon Company, 6831 Uaiveraity Ave.Subacription ratea $3.00 per year: by mail, $1.50 per year extra. Single oopiea. flve-eenta each.Entered aa aecond claaa matter March 18. 190$. at the poet office at Chicago,lllinoia. under the Act of March 8, 1879.The Daily Maroon expreaaly reaervea all righta of publication of any materialappearing in thia paper.Member of the Weatem Conference Preaa .AaaociationEDGAR A. GREENWALD, Editor-in-ChiefABE L. BLINDER. Business ManagerJOHN H. HARDIN, Managing EditorMARION E. WHITE, Woman’s EditorALBERT ARKULES. Senior EditorASSOCIATE EDITORSMARGARET EGANHERBERT H. JOSEPH. Jr.JANE FESNERLOUIS N. RIDENOUR. 11MERWIN S. ROSENBERGGEORGE T. VAN DERHOEFSOPHOMORE EDITORSRUBE S. FRODINBiON B. HOWARDJ. BAYARD POOLEGARLAND ROUTTJAMES F. SIMONWARREN E. THOMPSON ASSOCIATE BUSINESS MANAGERSROBERT T. McCarthyJAMES J. McMAHONSOPHOMORE ASSISTANTS.lOHN CLANCYEDGAR GOLDSMITHCHESTER WARDSOPHOMORE WOMAN EDITORSDOROTHY A. BARCKMANMAXINE CREVlSTf'N INGRED PETERSENELEANOR WILSONNight Editor: Merwin S. RosenbergAssistant: Warren EL ThompsonDR. A. A. MICHELSONEarly Saturday morning Dr. Albert A. Michelson, the world’sleading physicist, passed away quietly at Pasadena, California wherehis last monumental experiments were practically entering the stageof completion. The recapitulation of his life and works in the pressof the world occasioned by his death, attest, perhaps better thanany other medium, the magnitude of his undertakings and ^the de¬ference paid his genius in every civilized nation. UnquestionablyDr. Michelson himself has done much to build this interest throughhis efforts in behalf of science. Fifty years ago, when his particularfield scarcely attracted more than cursory attention, his deathwould have been a loss to only a few score of intimate friends andcolleagues. Today three continents pause to reflect and are willingto place him in the realm of Newton and Galileo.To the University his death means an especially irreparable loss.It was here that his efforts were first crowned with success. It washere that the greater share of his work was accomplished. It washere that a whole department boldly changed its teachings in thelight of a discovery that revolutionized physics and substituted ac¬curacy to the hundreth part of a single percent for the previousvague guess-work. Chicago has been the home of Dr. Michelsonand the University his University. Consequently his death is re¬garded here as the departure of a friend primarily.In these first few hours after death, the world gropes about foran estimate of the man. Everyone is willing t<M recognize the im¬portance of his scientific discoveries and advances, but as to the per¬sonality there is a variety of opinions. The more coarsely senti¬mental see in him the exemplification of a mighty climax to an un¬pretentious beginning as the result of diligent work and undauntedambition. Others, more idealistic in their appraisals, would havehim regarded as the undisputed authority in a difficult but supremelynecessary field. Still others, subscribing to a cosmopolitan outlook,point to him as the truly learned man who can combine science withthe proper condiment of art, literature, and cultural enjoyment.Perhaps there is some truth in these fancies. But they miss thepoint in seeking for minor elaborations on the fundamental purposesof Dr. Michelson. Above all he attempted to give the world some¬thing worthwhile. He proved this again and again. Physicists saythat for their purposes, as well as for astronomy, the speed of lightwithin a probable error limit of a hundred miles or less is sufficient¬ly accurate. But it was not accurate enough for Dr. Michelson. Henarrowed the error limit to a single mile. When this seemingly im¬possible feat had been successful, he devised still more delicate andaccurate instruments able to guage the tremendous speed of lightwaves within a few feet. As these miracles were about to be pre¬sented formally to the realm of science, the aged leader died.What the results of his experiments will be in an exact com¬putation we do not know. Neither do we feel it is necessary tomoralize on the awe-inspiring accuracy of science which deems onein a million as too great. We take it for granted, however, thatif the entire life work of a figure destined to become historical asthe result of his efforts has been devoted to this single phase ofendeavor, the discoveries made will in the future be of prime im¬portance and will open the door to areas as yet shrouded in dark-With the many friends, admirers and colleagues of Dr. Michel-son, the campus joins in mourning the passing of a great scientistand a familiar educator whose circle of friends has ever increasedon the quadrangles . . . . E. A. C. 4 From J. Jackson through SaulWeislow comes this story concerningLonnie Stagg. One day last weekLonnie happened to run into footballcaptain- elect Sam Horwitz. “Say,Horwitz”, Lonnie is supposed to havesaid, “I saw you in the Universitydrug store the other night at ten-thirty. And you were with a girlwho was smoking cigarettes!!"* * *Last Friday you perhaps noticedArkules’ review of the Blackfriars’show. The grist of the review wasthat Albert didn’t like “CaptainKidd, Jr.’’ at all. A publicity manfor Friars sought to capitalise on Ar¬kules’ distaste. The result was ablack and white sigrn hung around theneck of the girl model in Cobb Hall,“Arkules says it is dull, trite, andlustreless—Another reason to comeand see it’’.* * *There were but two casualties re¬ported on the last three perform¬ances of Friars. The Psi Upsi parrotwhich plays the part of sitting onone of the pirate’s shoulders let outseveral squawks on purpose thatpretty nearly stopped the show, andMilt Olin inadvertently stepped intothe footlight opening night in themiddle of his song hit, “Gangster jBlues’’. But that didn’t stop the jaudience from calling him back four |times. '* * *At the end of the show, you willremember, the cast sort of comes offthe stage and walks down the aislesamong the customers. John Link, jwho handles a feminine lead, walk¬ed along the aisle till one of the spec- |tators reached out and handed him abox of pansies. |* * *On May 24 the freshmen are plan- ■ning on having their usual class par- !ty at the sand dunes. The fee, as |always, will be only one buck, and |a good time to be had by all is the ,attraction. They have asked Seaior |Marion White, Woman’s editor of jThe Daily Maroon, to be their chap¬erone.* « 4>Downtown at the Racket court ithere’s the story going around about ,a famed gambler who was recently |arraigned there for running a rou- jlette wheel. “You are charged”, said ;the Judge, “with the running of a ^game of chance. Guilty or not guil- jty?” “Not guilty”, said the gamb- i ler. “What?”, said the Judge, “youaren’t guilty of running a game ofchance?” “No”, insisted the gambler,“nobody in the room, except me,had the slightest chance”.* * *UNANSWERABLE QUESTIONSCONCERNING FOSTER: whythe maid always says ironically,“She’ll be right down”.... why thegirls never take less than twentyminutes to come “right down”....why the front door always works sohard.... why they have house meet¬ings every so often.,. why no phonemessages are received after teno’clock at night.... why the girlsgive one the impression that theynever have less than three dates forany one night....and finally, justwhy? PSI U., PM a D.,ALPHA DELTS WINI-M PLAYOFF TILTS(Continued from page 1)Marver of Phi Beta Delta has beencrowned home ''run king with eighthomers while Yates, Pi Lam, andWattenberg, Phi Beta, are tied withsix apiece.The only games to be played to¬day are between the Toreadors andthe All Stars to decide the champsin the Zeta league and the D. U.’sand Kappa Nu’s to decide thechamps in the Alpha League.CLASSIFIED ADS Announce BlackfriarParties for Week-endFOR RENT—Commodieus cottageat Lakeside, Michigan. Very desir¬able location on shore about one-quarter mile from stores. Electricrange, hot and cold water, largescreened porch. Completely furn¬ished. Frank Jerome, Lakeside,Berrien Co.. Michigan.FRATERNITYJEWELRY STATIONERYDANCE FAVORSSpies Brothers, Inc .27 E. Monro* St.At Wabash • RanMph 41S$ • Sth Floor (Continued from page 1)are invited to attend, according toCalvin.Last Friday night ninety couplesattended the Blackfriar party at theDrake hotel. 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Only $2.50SECONDsW-;;iJ’fTHE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY. MAY 12. 193! Page ThreemCHELSON DIES ASHE FVOSIIES TEST ONVELOCITY OF UGHT(Continued from page 1)acy than had ever before beenachieved. With his interest in sci¬ence aroused, he resigned from theNavy and spent two years studyingabroad at Berlin, Heidelberg andParisCame to Uaiversity in 1892When he returned to the UnitedStates, the young Michelson becameprofessor of physics in the CaseSchool of Applied Sciences in Cleve¬land, where he remained six years.He then went to Clark University,being there from 1889-1892, whenPresident William Rainey Harper,alert for promising men, broughthim to the newly founded Universityas professor of physics and head ofthe department. In June, 1925, hewas honored by the award of thefirst Distinguished Service Professor¬ship established by the University.He remained in active work, en¬gaging in both research and teach¬ing, until he became seriously ill inthe autumn of 1929, and underwenttwo operations. Upon his recovery,he requested that he be relieved ofactive duties and took the status ofProfessor-Emeritus on July 1, 1930.That summer he went to Pasadena,California, to repeat for the finaltime his famous experiment on thevelocity of lightMaay Contribalioa* to ScienceHis contributions to scientificknowledge have been both numer¬ous and important. He started Ein-jiT.ein on the theory of relativitywith an experiment first performedin 1883 in which he and ProfessorMorley of Case raced one beam oflight against another in an attemptto measure the velocity of the earththrough space. He has vastly ex¬tended the field of spectrum analysis,demonstrating many new factsabout the heavens, as for example,that a certain star was in realitytwo stars, millions of miles apart,yet so tremendously distant fromthe earth that the most powerfultelescope could not disclose them asanything but one star. His measure¬ment of the red star Betelegeuse in1920 showed that body to be 300times the diameter of the sun, prov¬ing modern theories of the size ofheavenly bodies. An experiment per¬formed in conjunction with Prof.Henry Gordon Gale, by bringing tobear the testimony of tidal action,established the fact that the earth isas rigid as steel. One of his earliestexperiments was to determine thelength of the meter in terms of thered ray of cadmium, thus establish¬ing a unit that could never be de¬stroyed.Absolut* Accuracy Hit GoalThe insistence of Professor Mich¬elson in all his work was for abso¬lute accuracy. He dealt in millionthsof an inch, where his predecessorshave been content with thousandths.His greatest satisfaction was in thepursuit of exact truths, and his workwas always his chief recreation.When in 1927 he renewed his ex¬periments in measuring the speed oflight, the United States Coast andGeodetic Survey surveyed a distanceof 22 miles with an error of lessthan an inch, because ProfessorMichelson required a measurementof that accuracy. He explained hisHNE FOODSatLOW COSTWttlRf KONOMt RUUS THB GBBATATLANTIC a PACIPICTEA CO.W<Middle Weatern DiviaionSTUDENTS—Opportunity to secure goodearnings this summer demonstrating use ofproduct that sells at sight, for lawns andgardens everywhere. Small deposit securessample unit. Deposit refunded first quotaoL sales. Work ideally suited for CollegeSradenta who must make tuition money dur¬ing summer preferred. Profits liberal. Sparetime or full time. Territory protected forreliable students. Only limited number willbe employed. Season now on. Real oppor¬tunity for hustlers to make big moneT. WriteDesmond Mfg. Co., Muskegon. Hta., Mich. frequent repetitions of his speed oflight experiment by telling an in¬quiring colleague, ‘T do it becauseit is so much fun.”“It has happened more frequentlythan might have been expected thatresearch in pure science has result¬ed in tremendous industrial develop¬ments, as in the case of the research¬es of Faraday, Maxwell, and Hertz,which laid the foundation for all ofour immense organization of electriclight and power; telegraph, tele¬phone, wireless, and other applica¬tions of electricity and magnetism,”Professor Michelson said in a publicaddress a few years ago.“But quite apart from such directbenefits to humanity, it seems to methat scientific research should be re¬garded as a painter regrards his art,a poet his poems, a composer hismusic. It would be quite as unfairto ask of these an apology for theirefforts; and the kind of benefit whichI should most appreciate from re¬search in pure science is much moreallied to such non-material results—results which help to increase thepleasure of us all to matter-of-factexistence, and which help to teachman his true relation to his sur¬roundings—his place in Nature.”CoBstructMl Own InstrumentsThe achievements of ProfessorMichelson were made possible by hisfertile invention of instrumentslargely new in theory. One of thelatest of the score of medals con¬ferred upon him by learned societieswas the Duddell Medal of the Lon¬don Physical Society, awarded him in1930. The medal is g'ven annuallyfor “contributions to the advance¬ment of knowledge or design of sci¬entific instruments." He consideredthe interferometer his most note¬worthy invention. This device, con¬sisting of two mirrors and two glassplates of exactly the same thickness,divides a beam of light into tworays, travelling at right angles toeach other. It made possible thedetermination of the important factthat the velocity of light is alwaysthe same in all directions, the fund¬amental basis of Einstein’s theory ofrelativity. He also divided a rulingmachine which draws between 10,-000 and 30,000 lines per inch on ametal surface.Professor Michelson had unusual¬ly varied interests, and to all thesehe carried the same spirit of excel¬lence and ability that distinguishedhis scientific work. He was theequal of any of his faculty colleaguesGoingDown!Our 75cBook displayStartling Bargains in NewBooks, and in Second HandBooks from Libraries Re*cently Purchased.Woodworth’sBook Store1311 E. 57th StOPEN EVENINGSA Fine Selection of RecentBooks at billiards, chess, or bridge, andeven at 75 was better than an aver¬age tennis player. The operationperformed on him in 1929 preventedhis continuing his tennis. He playsa violin with exceptional skill, andis also an artist of merit. An exhibi¬tion of his sketches and water col¬ors was held in the winter of 1928at the University.Professor Michelson received ev¬ery honor griven to scientific men.He was the first American to re¬ceive the Nobel prize in science, be¬ing given the award in 1907 for hisachievement in measuring the veloc¬ity of light. In the same year, hereceived the Copley medal of theRoyal Society of London, and in1899 he was awarded the Rumfordmedal, another high distinction. Hereceived many honorary degpreesfrom various universities, includingCambridge, Yale, Princeton, Leipzig,Gottingen, McGill, Western Reserve,Stevens Institute, and the Universityof Pennsylvania. UNIVERSITY BULLETINTuesday, May 128—Radio lecture. “Modern Trends in World Religions”. Prof. A.E. Haydon. WMAQ.1 1 ;38—“Musical Appreciation”. Frederick Marriott. WMAQ.12—“Living With Time”. Prof. George A Coe, Joseph Bondchapel.7:30—Square and Compass club. Reynolds club. Demonstration ofthe lie detector.7:30—^The Christian Science organization. 1110 Elast 38th Street.8—“A Study of Thirty Years’ Social Changes”. Prof. W. F. Og-burn. Tlie Sociology club. Social Science Assembly room.8:15—“Twentieth-Century Cities in Nineteenth-Century Strait-jackets”. Louis Brownlow, Director of Public AdministrationClearing House. Art Institute. FRENCH Summer Schoolt Residential—onlr French spoken—Old Country French staff. Ele¬mentary, Intermediate, Advanced.F^ee $140, inclusive. Write forcircular to Secretary, FrenchSummer School.McGILL UNIVERSITYMontreal - • CanadaLEARN TO DANCE CORRECTLYTake a few private or practice lessons,any time day or eve. Lady or Gentlemaninstructors.TERESA DOLAN DANCINGSCHOOL6307 Cottage Grove Are.Tel. Fairfax 0686TRY OUR SPECIALSUNDAY DINNERSelected Quality FoodJ. & C. 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A large silver loving cupwill be presented to the fraternityhaving the most members present,and there is keen rivalry goingaround as to just which fraternitywill be the very lucky winner.The club women have shown justas much interest as have the Univer¬sity men. The tickets sales commit¬tee, under Marjorie Cahill, report re¬markable results. “It may not be thething to do”, said Miss Cahill, “toask boys to buy tickets to a functionwhich you yourself want to be askedto attend, but I guess it’s all right”.The tickets, priced at three dol¬lars, are on sale at both bookstoresand the office of The Daily Maroon.EXHIBIT COLLECTIONOF RARE SAMPLERS(Continued from page 1)impression, in glancing at the walls,of varied and individual productions.Age has made them more or less ofone tone, but examination showsmuch variety in the use of color, aswell as a personal feeling for ar¬rangement and design in the plac¬ing of the material within the givenspace—the varied use made ofpractically identical material; let¬ters, flowers, birds, beasts, etc. Muchthe same way the Orientals design¬ed their rugs and hand-woven fab¬rics—so they present pictorial struc¬ture. These themes too, by the way,show the Oriental motifs and influ¬ences that have for centuries beenflowing over the continent and theBritish Isles.These needlework pictures are sig¬nificant for us, in connection withthe exhibit of “American Primitives”—the work of the children in thepublic schools, the examples of“Old and New Masters of ReligiousArt”, because they show that thereis a native disposition in child andman to compose, with common ob¬jects, a picture unit of some sort,expressive of personal feeling, rep¬resentations of ideas and feelingsabout life which we call “art” andthat the value of the creation is notin an empty technique, howeverskilfully manipulated, but in thepower to give an individual charac¬ter to the expression by means of theorganization of the material used—color and objects.In this exhibit we find the begin¬nings of Art, and see the instinctiveorganization of unrelated subject-matter into the unit which is thepicture.DEDICATE McELWEEMEMORIAL HOSPITAL(Continued from page 1)cus” another playroom to which thechildren will have access is decor¬ated as a tent with clowns and acro¬bats adorning the walls and circuswagons disguising the radiators. 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