Mr, /laneyHarps,^2xjop,; (EPbe ^atlp JllaroonVol. 31. No. 77. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, MARCH 6, 1931 Price: Five Cent!MAROONS WILL ENDHOME SEASON WITHOHIO STATE CAGERS March Phoenix toPortray Woes of%Business Slump MAX CARL OTTO TOGIVE FINAL ADDRESSOF MOODY SERIES Alumni AssemblyGet New DetailsOf ReorganizationMarks Final AppearanceOf Fish andYatesBUCKEYES STRONGVisitors Seek RevengeFor One PointDefeatChicago rings down the curtainon the home basketball stage to¬morrow evening at Bartlett gymnas¬ium against the Buckeye of Ohio;and concludes her schedule againstMichigan at Ann Arbor the follow¬ing Monday. The game tomorrowagainst Ohio marks the last appear¬ance of Captain Marshall Fish andof Sidney Yates upon the Chicagofloor wearing the Maroon and Whiteuniform.Ohio StrongOhio brings a strong aggregationwith her; a well oiled machine inwhich Wesley Fesler, the Buckeye’sgreat all around athlete, is the maincog. Against Chicago in the firstgame of the home and away seriesat Columbus, Fesler was the individ¬ual star of the evening, crashing infor eight scores and managing tokeep his team in the close runningsolely by virtue of his shifty guard¬ing and defensive work.As was the first game in which theMaroons snatched a one point r’ic-tory, the tussle will narrow down toan actual duel between Yates andFish and the doughty Fesler. Allthree men are seniors and prominentcandidates for all Conference hon-018. Both Fesler and Fish are con¬cluding three years of play as reg¬ular guards and both have consist¬ently won praise from newspapercritics for their scoring and defen¬sive prowess. In Yates, Chicago hasan ally for Fish which the Buck¬eye team is unable to afford Fesler,and the lack of adequate supportmay be again the cause of a seconddownfall of- Ohio. Yates has per¬formed brilliantly in all of thegames this season, and has been gen¬erally conceded to be one of the shif¬tiest players in the circuit this year.Light ScrimmagesNorgren ended practice for theseason with a light scrimmage be¬tween the alternate players of hisfirst ten men and a team of scrubSophomores. Apparently feelingthat the games with Indiana and Illi¬nois last week-end, /tH^ving as theydid so near the end of a difficultschedule, were more strenuous thanwas good for his men, Norgren hasdone little all week beyond sendingthe squad through light preliminaryworkouts. The first team, of Yates,Stephenson, Parsons, Fish and Por¬ter scrimmaged little longer than(Continued on page 4) Depression Draws SatireIn Ardrey, TovrovContributionsBy Jane Kesner“No Sale” will be the lament ofthe March Phoenix, which hurries tothe aid of the unemployed next Wed¬nesday with its big business depres¬sion number. The depression has fin¬ally come to campus; and ratherthan sell apples, campus literati havetaken up their pens to present thewoes of the economic status, in thecolumns of the humor magazine.The title article was written byRobert Ardrey, and will be supple¬mented by a “Depression Song andDance” by Orin Tovrov, who haswoven the contemporary plaint intoa play written in metre. Ahasueres,the mystic philosopher, presents inliblical language some truths of lo¬cal existence entitled, “The Chrono¬logical Three”.Other contributors, forgetting thebusiness racket, have contentedthemselves with stripping the glam¬or from accepted illusions. AdolphI Rubinson contributes a poem, “m.Kiss Takes the Dive”, in wh’ch akiss is seen through the analyticaleyes of a chemist. Art Howard re¬veals In “Ether Waves” what wouldI happen if a professor were to assumeI the duties of a radio announcer; andI O. Wendell. Margrave turns his sa-I tire on the survey courses in his ar-I tide “The Survey of Surveys.”{ In addition to all this disillusion-' ment, the Phoenix will announce the! winner of the Mirror-Phoenix cap-I tion contest, which offered two tic-j kets to the recent Mirror show forj the best title offered by PhoenixI readers to an unnamed cai*toon.j In lieu of the fact that the ClubI women still refuse to act as sales¬women for the Phoenix in competi¬tion for a club prize, the March issuewill be sold by a group of men ap¬pointed through the vocational guid¬ance bureau. Pragmatist Will OfferPractical Way ofLivingFACT NOT THEORYSixth Philosophic LeaderAdds Last Note inRadicalismTickets for AnnualPlay Festival WillGo on Sale *TodayTickets for the Annual Play Fes¬tival will go on sale today at theMandel hall box office and at room202 in Cobb hall. Friday night tic¬kets, which are being reserved forthe faculty and its guests, are pricedat $2, and at $1.50; and “studentnight” tickets for Saturday eveningwill be sold for $1 and at 50 cents.Present Three ComediesThe three comedies presented atthe Play Festival are “The GreatCatherine” by George BernardShaw, “The Man in the Bowler Hat”by A. A. Milne, and “Tables forLadies” by John Bobbitt. Walter L.Bullock, professor of Italian, whoplays the part of Captain Edestostonin “The Great Catherine”, took thesame part in 1914 when he playedopposite Gertrude Kingston, the act¬ress for whom Shaw wrote the play.Professor Bullock is also acting asdirector of this production.Elizabeth Merriam has been namedhead usher for the two nights’ enter¬tainment. Those assisting her on(Continued on page 4) ODD ANSWERSIN ‘TIMES’ QUIZAnswers Enough toDead in Graves RockSome great personages will turnover in their graves and some greatevents will be desecrated if some ofthe answers given to the questionsin the annual New York Times Cur¬rent event contest, held yesterday oncampus, are taken seriously. Thirteenstudents took the exam under thedirections of Harold F. Gosnell, as¬sistant professor of political science.To the question, “what universityrecently made a radical change in itsathletic program”, two answered,Pennsylvania (which was correct);two left the question out; two saidHarvard, two, Princeton; two, Loy¬ola; one, Johns Hopkins; one. Uni¬versity of Columbia (the title is in¬correct) ; and one said, Loyola, Chi¬cago, and Pennsylvania.Khyber Pata a Turk!One student identified the Khyberpass as “an old Turk who is now vis¬iting the United States, who claimsto be 156 years old”. According totwo contestants, Roscoe Pound isconnected with Columbia, one placedhim at Yale, six failed to answer, andsix correctly said that he was affili¬ated with Harvard.“What noted American banker re¬cently reached his ninetieth birth¬day” was one of the questions. Sixleft it out, and the rest answeredas follows; three, Morgan; one. De¬pew; one, S. W. Straus; and two,Nathan Straus. As it happens all ofthese men are dead. Baker is cor¬rect.Enterprise e Rum-RunnerDo you know what the “Enter-prize” is? Here are some answers:a Canadian rum-runner sunk by theU. S. Coast Guard; or, it had a con¬nection with the Sherman anti-trustact; or, a steamship which wentdown with many lives lost. .Three(Continued on page 3) Max Carl Otto, professor of Phil¬osophy at Wisconsin, will speakWednesday evening in Mandel hallon what he terms the present “Crisisin Culture”, which will bring to aclose the William Vaughn Moodyseries of philosophic lectures.Radical S«rie«The William Vaughn Moodyfoundation, in presenting its four¬teenth series of campus lectures onart, literature and science, deter¬mined in 1931 to emphasize philos¬ophy, departing from the usual mid¬dle road doctrines and presentingto campus audience the radical phil¬osophers who are leading their va¬ried fields in the philosophical fracas.Sixth In SeriesUnder the Moody auspices. Dr..4nton J. Carlson upheld mechanisticscience; Dr. Irving Babbitt consid¬ered humanism. Dr. Edwin Frost ex¬plained the mysteries of transcen¬dentalism; Dr. Louis More refutedBabbitt and Reverend Bernard I.Biernard advocated a religious wayof life. They presented five variedmodern views, which differed from,even contradicted each other. Forfour months the theories have bat¬tled in Mandel hall. The stage isnow clear for Dr*. Otto to have thelast word.Practise, Not TheoryMax Carl Otto is a pragmatistwith a large student following at theUniversity of Wisconsin. He is inter¬ested in practise not in theory. Heoffers an individual philosophy op¬posed to all the doctrines offeredbefore him. He lays stress on prac¬tical results as standards of conduct;it is because of this tangible basisthat his doctrine is accepted by thosewho want to be free of any doc¬trine.Studied At WisconainDr. Otto who is now president ofthe western branch of the AmericanPhilosophical society, was born inSaxony, Germany, 1876. He cameto the United States at the age offive and so had all his schooling inthis country. He took his collegework at Wisconsin, getting his B. A.in 1906, his M. A. in 1908, and hisPh. D. in 1911. He has been a mem¬ber of the faculty there since 1910;and in addition to his class room ac¬tivities is the author of “Things andIdeals” and “Natural Laws and Hu¬man Hopes”. Works Explains ThreefoldStudent CounsellorArrangementGeorge Alan Works, dean of stu¬dents and University examiner, willspeak before the alumni assemblytoUight at the Stevens hotel, sup¬plementing President’s Hutchins’ ex¬planation of the reorganization, witha survey of student life as it will bewhen that new system is put in prac¬tise.' Three-Fold PlanOne thousand alumni, assembledto hear of the recent achievementsand future plans of the University,will learn of the threefold planwhich provides for the general edu¬cation, the social life, and the voca¬tional preparation of the studentbody. It is a plan which, in theopinion of Dean Works offers stu¬dents the greatest possible freedomand the opportunity of unifyingthese three factors which make uphis college life.Comprehensive Examspealing first with the students’general education. Dean Works willdescribe the integral nature af com¬prehensive examinations. These ex¬aminations which will determine thestudents’ eligibility for a higher de¬gree and which they must pass be¬fore leaving the general college, willnot merely test factual knowledge.They must test in addition to fact,the ability for original thought andcover the aim of the course as seenby the faculty.As dean of students. Works’ nextaim will be to add to the duty ofcounsellors, giving them the voca¬tional guidance of their students.T*^e counsellors roust plan with thestudents, the future possibilitieswhich their present work will offerand aid them in pursuing collegiatecareers which will help to estimatetheir own abilities.The further duty of the counsel¬lors will be as a factor in the socialfContinued on page 2)GREEKS HOLDDANCES, TEASClubs and FraternitiesFete CarnivalWomen’s Board WillSubmit Survey ReportOn Compulsory GymAs a result of a series of surveysconducted by women on the questionof required gymnasium and reportedlast night at the meeting of theBoard of Women’s organizations,Jean Searcy, chairman, and SylviaFriedeman, chairman elect, will pre¬pare a report expressing studentopinion whyh they will submit tothe curriculum committee.Margaret Sinvon and Ruth Lymanpresented the present gymnasium re-quiremects: and Adelaide McLingave the rc.-ults of a questio.inairepresented to 61 club women. 59 ofthat number confessed that theywere entirely satisfied with the pres¬ent situation in gymnasium require¬ments.It was also decided at this meet¬ing that the weekly U dances wouldbe dropped for the remainder of thisquarter and for Spring quarter. TheU dance committee believes that thedances are important Fall quarterbecause they provide a place and atime for the freshmen to get-togeth¬er. Their value, the committee be¬lieves, decreases as the year goes on. Three clubs and eight fraternitieswill hold dances this week-end, onFriday night to celebrate the carni¬val, on Saturday night to inaugur¬ate receptions, and on Sunday nightfor a general good time.Kappa Nu and Phi Sigma Deltaare the only two fraternities honor¬ing the carnival Friday night by hav¬ing open house festivals after thecelebration.Will Hold Stable PartyOn Saturday evening the AlphaSigma Phi’s will hold an annual“stable party”. The house, the or¬chestra, the entertainers will all bein black—representing the spirit ofthe stable. Hyman’s colored singersand the Harmony Twins will be thechief attractions at the dance whichis scheduled to be held from 9 un¬til 2.Phi Beta Delta, Sigma, and Wy-vern will also hold dances Saturdaynight. Phi Beta Delta will give itswinter informal at the Shoreland ho¬tel from 9 until 1. Sigma will alsogive a dance from 9 until 1 at theStevens; and Wyvern will celebratethe week-end at the Women’s Athlet¬ic club. The Royal Victorians willentertain at the Sigma Chi formalhouse dance; Dave Cunningham andhis Gloom Chasers will play for theKappa Nu’s and their guests; and A1Boyle’s orchestra will play at the PsiUpsilon informal. Sigma Alpha Ep¬silon will hold a reception dance atthe Memorial Temple, 1856 Sheri¬dan Road for its members and forthe University.Zeta Bates EntertainOn Sunday afternoon members ofZeta Beta Tau will hold a tea from3:30 until 6:30 for their guests andfor their alumni. Dave Cunninghamand his Gloom Chasers will officiateat the tea. SEVENTH ANNUAL INTRAMURAL CARNIVALWELCOMES CAMPUS TONIGHT FOR ROUNDOF SPORTS, ENTERTAINMENT AND DANONGMirror, Blackfriar Stars!Staid Bartlett AcquiresSeek ApprobationOf AudienceVARIED PROGRAMConduct Wrestling, Boxing,Track Finals forI-M TitlesThe Seventh Annual IntramuralCarnival to be held tonight at Bart¬lett gym consists of a four fold pro¬gram beginning at 7:30 and contin¬uing until 1. The different phasesof the carnival features are vaude¬ville, orchestra, track and boxingand wrestling.Seven SkitsSeven skits are included in theschedule. Mary Lou Forbrich willpresent her “Mulish Capers”, JackieSmith and Golde Breslich give anact called “Chicago Boop-boop-a-doops”, Marion Agnes Stonesiferdances a specialty number, ArchieWinning sings in “A Wee Bit O’Scotch”. Wladislava Mae Szurek of¬fers a novel dance, Glenn Tilton andJoe Ward perform in “To and Fro”and Francis Tigue, Maurine Bledsoe,and Rose Mary Parsons concludewith a “Russian Fantasy”.Cunningham BandThe University Band, under thedirection of Palmer Clark, who isalso master of ceremonies, will en¬tertain with numbers interspersedduring the evening, and Dave Cun¬ningham and his “Original GloomChasers” will provide dance musicstarting jlt 10 until the close of thecarnival *at 12.A time schedule of the trackevents is a*s follows:7:30 Finals, 50 yard low hurdles,—freshman.7:32 Finals, 50 yard low hurdles—upperclass.7:34 880 yard run—freshman.7:38 Finals, 50 yard dash—fresh¬man.7:40 Finals, 50 yard dash—up¬perclass.7:54 Mile run—upperclass.8:02 Finals, 300 yard run—up¬perclass.8:12 Mile run—freshman.8:25 600 yard run—upperclass.8:42 Finals, 440 yard run—fresh¬man.8:54 Club Relay—first heat.9:08 Club relay—second heat.9:35 Finals, Intramural relay.The boxing events which will de¬cide the championship of the Uni¬versity are:128—Neuberg, unatt. vs. Reed,Deke.138—Shapiro, Ponies vs. Hecker,Tau Delt.(Continued on page 4) Motif of HolidayFestivitySTARTS AT 7:30Many Prominent MembersOf Facujty AttendOccasionBy Walter W. BakerA festive Bartlett gym, transform¬ed from a usual battleground ofgrave athletic strife to a scene offrivolous campus entertainment, willgreet the campus when the SeventhAnnual Intramural Carnival openstonight at 7:30 with Palmer Clark,Director of the University band, of-^ficiating as master of ceremonies.Kaleidoscopic EffectNot only the interior of the sportcenter of the University, but everyparticipant of the occasion will begarbed in colorful attire. As an in¬stance of the kaleidoscopic effectplanned for the Carnival, even theteams in the relay finals will be dis¬tinguished by vivid color schemes ontheir track shirts. Phi Pi Phi’s quar¬tet will wear scarlet jerseys. PhiDelta Theta, purple. Delta Upsilon,orange and Alpha Tau Omega, strip¬ed.If variety of color represents thedominant theme of the Carnival, theexcitement of the traditional fea¬tures as the prevailing mood, rivalsthe former for the approval of theaudience. Clamors of enthusiasticwomen, urging theiP representativesin the Club Relay event, and irre-strained approval of spectators inboxing and wrestling competition,have always exhibited themselves atpast carnivals. The reaction is ex¬pected to be identical tonight.SponsorsThe “only Intramural Carnival ofits kind given in the United States”will be attended by many prominentpatrons, members of the faculty, whohave choice seats reserved for them.They include: Professor and Mrs. R.J. Bonner, Dean and Mrs. A. J.Brumbaugh, Dean and Mrs. C. W.Gilkey, Dean J. Kerwin, Dean andMrs. George Moon, Dean and Mrs.B. G. Nelson, Dean and Mrs. R. E.Scammon and Dr. and Mrs. D. B.Reed.The annual carnival since its in¬auguration seven years ago has ex¬panded to such proportions that fourSophomore managers of the Intra¬mural department were required tosupervise tonight’s affair. TheodorePlann has charge of the carnival ac¬tivities, Charles Ascher of the trackevents, Willard Jewell of the wrest¬ling and boxing bouts and Bob How¬ard of the Intramural year book.UNDEFEATED GYMNASTIC AND WATERPOLO TEAMS MEET ILLINI SATURDAYCoach McGillivray’s water poloand swimming teams travel toChampaign tomorrow for the finalmeet of the year with the Illinisquads. The Maroon water poloists,conference title holders and unde¬feated this year engage the Illini in atussle which will determine the con¬ference championship, since theOrange and Blue also boast of anunmarred record.Illini StrongThe Illinois swimming team pre¬sents a strong unit and will providethe Maroon mermen with hard op¬position . While the downstaters areconceded victories in the 440, 220and diving the other events includ¬ing the relay should be evenly con¬tested. Moore, Oker, McMillan,Brislen, McMahon, Stevens, Earland-son, Rittenhouse Chalex and Lauf-man will probably comprise the Ma¬roon squad.Two other undefeated teams willclash at Champaign tomorrow whenCoach Hoffer’s'gym squad tests itsskill against the Illinois toumer. Avictory for the Chicago team wouldmake them favorites to win the con¬ference championship the following■week. Past performances favor the Maroons in the dual meet sincethey have won twenty meets fromthe Illini in the last twenty-oneyears.The brunt of the work will be car¬ried by Olson, whose all around per¬formances this year makes him out¬standing in conference g3nnnastics.Other dependable members of theteam who are counted on to acquitthemselves commendably are Kolb,Phillips, Bromund, and Hutchinson.Conference Meet At MadisonCoach Merriam’s track team par¬ticipates in the Indoor conferenceTrack meet today and tomorrow inthe new fieldhouse at Madison. Be-cuase of its weakness in field events,the Maroons are not regarded as aserious contender for the Big Tentitle; nevertheless individual stars onthe Chicago squad a’‘e expected toscore in their respective events.'Dale Letts, who ran the miio re¬cently in 4:23 may lead distance op¬ponents to the tape. The versatileMaroon runner may also compete inthe half mile event, which he runsas well as the longer race.Lawrence Brainard is entered inthe mile run and should not finish(Continued on pag* 8)Page 1 wo THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MARCH 6, 1931®atlg iBar00ttFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPubliahed mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the AutumnW’inter and Springs quarters by The Daily Maroon Company, 6831 University Ave.Subscription rates $3.00 per year; by mail, $1.50 per year extra. Single ccpies, five-eents each.Entered as second class matter March 18,Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879. 1903, at the poet office at Chicago,The Daily Maroon expressly reserves ail rights of publication of any materialappearing in thU paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationEDGAR A. GREENWALD. Editor-in-ChiefABE L. BLINDER, Business ManagerJOHN H. HARDIN, Managing EditorMARION E. WHITE, Woman’s EditorALBERT ARKULES, Senior EditorASSOCIATE EDITORSWALTER W. BAKERMARGARET EGANHERBERT H. JOSEPH. Jr.JANE KESNERLOUIS N. RIDENOUR. IIMERWIN S. ROSENBERGGEORGE T. VAN DERHOEFSOPHONftlRE EDITORSRUBE S. FRODINBION B. HOWARDJ. BAYARD POOLEGARLAND ROUTTJAMES F. SIMONWARREN E. THOMPSON ASSOCIATE BUSINESS MANAGERSROBERT T. McCarthyJA.MES J. McMAHONSOPHOMORE ASSISTANTS.lOHN CLANCYEDGAR GOLDSMITHCHESTER WARDSOPHOMORE t\OMAN EDITORSDOROTHY A. BARCKMANMAXINE CREViSTONMARJORIE GOLLEk ALBERTA KILLIEELIZABETH MILLARDINGRED PETERSENELEANOR WILSONJOHN MILLS, Photographic EditorNight Editor: Walter W. Baker.Assistant: John B. Poole. THE TRAVELLINGBAZAARByART HOWARDFOR A STUDENT CENTERDespite the rapidity with which the new buildings of the Uni¬versity are rising on plots of ground which not so very long ago werebarren swamps, no provision has been made in any of these erec¬tion plans for a student center which would house under one roofall the departments regarded essential to campus life.A “union” building of this type has long been a necessity tothe quadrangles. To date all the various departments catering tothe students’ outside needs have been distributed in a dozen or morebuildings, with little or no unity. Mutual unsatisfactory results haveaccumulated. The student has to trot over a considerable area toget something to eat after he has just finished playing pdol, andthe departments themselves have such widespread locations thatthey are either perpetually engaged in carting commodities from oneplace to another or else spend a great deal of valuable time arguingover available office space.These complaints would not be significant from the mere stand¬point of space, were not the group of respective recreation centersso utterly inadequate. Reynolds club, for instance. It has beenpressed into use for every purpose ranging from billiard tournamentsand acquaintance dances to fencing meets. But it simply has reachedthe limit of usefulness and now can never be better than a make¬shift proposition. Even the bowling alleys—always crowded inwinter—have been removed because of lack of room.While Ida Noyes presumably is better equipped, it is isolatedas far as actual needs are concerned. A building of that type, andof that size should accommodate a greater variety of enterprisesthat it now does.Meanwhile for lack of accommodations numerous studentaffairs have to be held off campus. This, of course, entails consid¬erable expense and inconvenience. Those which' do find placeenough, such as Mirror and Blackfriars, must make the best of Ray Vane, acting in his officialcapacity as head of Intramurals, re¬ceived two phone calls yesterday.And both calls, by the way, werefrom girls. The first girl wanted toknow, “Is the Intramural Carnival! Formal?” and the second girl want-j ed to know, “Is it all right if II bring my boy friend?”* * itiII Something is always happening inI these public speaking classes. Onelad got up and gave a very longwinded speech about, “I think thiscourse is one of the most beneficialin the school. More real insight intocharacter is brought out by any pub¬lic speaking than any other subject.But I like the teacher better thananything. Without his fine work, thecourse would be flat”. The studentsat down. “Now”, said InstructorDavidson, “you may put the apple inmy desk”.♦ * * tWednesday night, a group gath¬ered over at Jerry Kerwin’s for ademonstration of the lie detector.Criminologist Ken Rouse conductedthe show, and when he went to gohome he found that his coat hadbeen stolen. Immediately, the detec¬tor was put on everyone in the room.Results: Lyle Gumm had taken thecoat, Bob McCarthy was co-conspir-ator, and Forrest Drummond was co¬co-conspirator.♦ ♦ *Some very interesting things often ihappen in the Physiology section.Prof. Kleitmann was going the 'rounds trying to get an answer to isome technical question. Finally he ianswered the question himself, and 'in the course of the hour asked an- !other, “How do you increase the al- icoholic content of any beverage?” 'Everyone, probably all of them beer i.spikers, raised his hand. And toend the festival Prof. Kleitmann re- 1marked, “Man is not a herbivorous ;animal because he hasn’t got the jguts”.* * * iWe took occasion yesterday to tellyou about A. C. East’s latest poem,“After All”. The poem itself, pur¬ loined from his car, appears below:Some day you’ll die,And you’ll gasp and cryTo live one more hour,And struggle to overpowerThe clutch of death. .. .And your labored breathWill wrack your heartAs yoil gurgle, and startAnd strain,—yet, you’ll die.And rot, and turn to dust.And your glittering casket will rustAway ’neath the blackened ground.While the stone will totter o’er yourmoundAnd fall,. .. .after life?. .. .insteadYou’ll... .just... .be... .dead ....I THINGS IT MIGHT BE WELL TOKNOW: Why Radcliffe is called the“viper” Where Temple got hiscap Who Jerry Mitchell’s fel¬low is.... If Bradshaw ALWAYSsends his girl flowers. .. .Who thedebutante is that is coo coo aboutPhil Smith... .In a Shakespeare recitation class,it is rumored that K. Garlic hasbeen doing more than her share oftalking. When she talked for thefifth time in a row, O. Henkledropped the remark quite audibly. “There’s Race Track Garlic—offagain”.■k * *Tonight again is the much collegi¬ate Intramural Carnival. Don’t toomany of you go, so the rest ofus can get good seats.To the Editor of the Daily Maroon:Alumni AssemblyGets New DetailsOf Reorganization(Continued from page 1)life of the University which will becentered in the dormitories . DeanW’orks hopes to install counsellors asresidents in the halls so that theircontact with the students may beless formal and they may be able tobroaden the students’ social outlookas well as their educational and vo¬cational outlook.Dean Works will be introduced byJames Weber Linn, professor of Eng¬lish, who is acting in the capacity oftoastmaster. Mollie Rae Carroll,head of the University Settlement,will tell the assembly of the Uni¬versity’s role in the social servicework of the city. Students Attention!An Opportunity Awaits YouAfter GraduationA client of ourt it seeking collegemen and women who possess capa¬bilities for filling executive posi¬tions. They are a 49 year oldinstitution with their main officein New York who are building alarger Chicago Office. They offeran unusual opportunity to makemoney during spare hours, and tothose who are ambitious and makegood, a permanent position aftergraduation. Please apply by let¬ter ONLY to Edward Wm. RoteAdv. Co., 360 No. Michigan Ave¬nue, Chicago, Illinois.WithinThree Months!You Can Go Into the Business WorldsEquipped to Fill Its Fine Positions!You are a college girl. When you enter the BusinessWorld, you should and can step at once into a posi¬tion of dignity, responsibility and good remuneration.Equip yourself to do just that by taking this intensive3 months course in Business Training. It is openonly to girls who have attended college. It isthe equivalent of six months of thorough training.Business executives recognize this course, and preferits graduates. Our Bulletin will be sent you withoutobligation. Write for it today.Cour$eM start October 1, January 1, April 1 and July 1.MOSER BUSINESS COLLEGE^ The Business College with the University Atmosphere**116 South Michigan Ave., Chicago • Randolph 4347 Hotel HayesCafeteriaUniversity Avenue at 64thStreetThis Sunday and EverySunday.45cRoast Young TurkeyCelery and Walnut DressingHours: 12:00 to 2:00 P. M.5:15 to 8:00 P. M.Every night a 25c meatspecial.Friday night old fashionedOyster Stew 15c500 Rooms—Rates $8.00to $20.00 per week.Our lounge is at yourservice for meeting yourfriends and keepingappointments.arrangements never intended for dramatic use.ceilainly not a theater. Mandel hall isMeanwhile the offices of student activities have always beenyears behind their needs. Added to this rather unsuitable arrange¬ment the activities are becoming more and more accustomed tomoving their total office equipment within a few days’ notice. Itsuffices to say that this migratory existence is by no means propitiousto progress and expansion.Of course, this has all been the result of growth which had ori¬ginally not been anticipated. Otherwise an architect would haveadvocated a single building to house the galaxy of departments, andwould have provided and maintained such a structure at a loweroriginal cost and a lower running expense than is now required forportions of a dozen buildings. In the end such a building wouldhave saved a large sum of money and eliminated many hours ofhectic debating over the proprietorship of each cubby-hole.Perhaps it is not too late to provide such a building in thefuture. The old space now occupied could certainly be used judg¬ing from.^other instances. Hence there would be no real loss byevacuating the present premises, and the gain in annual savings onrunning expense and on complete satisfaction would soon prove a"union” building to be an advisable step. At least an examinationof the experiences of other schools and their reaction to such abuilding might prove worthwhile considerations the next time abuilding campaign is outlined.Certainly the frequent indications of complaints against inad¬equate provisions merit an alleviation of some sort . . . . E. A. G. hm StnCHRIST CHURCH(Episcopal)65 th and Woodlawn Ave.The Rev. Walter C. Bihier, M. A., Rector.SUNDAY SERVICES. MARCH 8. 19317:30 A, M.—Holy Communion.10:15 A. M.—Ch'urch School.1 1:00 A. M.—Morning Prayer.5:00 P. M.—Young People’s Fellowship.the combined Choirs. Do Come!8:00 P. M.—Lenten Cantata, “Olivet to Calvary”, sung by I I nrshtpTHE FIRST UNITARIAN CHURCHWoodlawn Avenue and 57th StreetVon Ogden Vogt—MinisterSUNDAY. MARCH 8. 19310:00 A. M.—Church School.0:30 A. M.—Pre-College Group.:00 A. M.—“The True Worship”, Von Ogden Vogt,Minister.6:00 P. M.—Channing Club. Dr. Charles Lyttle will Criti¬cise Powis’s “A Defense of Sensuality”.7:00 P. M.—Supper.St. Paul’s Church50th and DorchesterParish Office: 4945 DorchesterAvenueTel. Oakland 3185REV. GEORGE H. THOMASREV. OTIS G. JACKSONSunday Services:Holy Communion, 8:00 A. M.Church School Service, 9:30 A.M.Morning Service, 11:00 A. M.Evening Service, 7:45 P. M.Young Peoples’ Society5:30 P. M. The Church ofThe Redeemer(EPISCOPAL)56th and BlackstoneRev. E. S. WhiteUniversity Student PastorRev. W. W. HorstickAssistantSUNDAY SERVICESHoly Communion, 8.00 A. M,Short Sung Eucharist, 9:30 A. M.Choral Eucharist and Sermon,11:00 A. M.Choral Evensong and Sermon,7:30 P. M.Three services every week-day.Church open daily for prayer andmeditation. Hyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Woodlawn Ave,Norris L. TibbettsRolland W. SchloerbMinistersSUNDAY, MARCH 811:00 A. M.—“Religion and Dis¬covery”, R. W. Schloerb.7:00 P. M.—Discussion Groups.8:00 P. M.—Service conductedby visiting group from DeKalb, Ill., Rev. F. D. El¬mer of London.ATTEND THECHURCHESTHEY ARE INTERESTEDIN YOU. KEHILATH ANSHE MAYRIVDrexel B!vd. at 50th St.Dr. Solomon B. Freehof, Rabbi.THE WEEKLY PORTIONSATURDAY. MARCH 710:30 A. M.—“The Weekly Portion.”SUNDAY. MARCH 81 1:00 A. M.—Sermon by Dr. Freehof: "THE GREAT RE¬LIGIOUS BROTHERHOODS OF THE WORLD.”I The Secret and Power of the Jesuits.THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY, MARCH 6, 1931 Page ThreeIn this issue T^e Daily Maroonpresents the views of two propon¬ents of the present system of com¬pulsory gym, one a man and one awoman who take issue with the state¬ments of two contributors whichwere presented yesterday. Furthercontributions from day to day.Admittedly the very word “com¬pulsory” gym strikes a disagreeablenote in the ear of the incoming stu¬dent. Nobody likes to do anythingwhich is required. But one gravequestion must be considered beforethe faculty plunges headlong into asystem of free physical education.Will the complete freedom per¬mitted the undergraduate in pursu¬ance of physical activity instill inhim the desire to continue the processof physical development, or will hetake advantage of the removal ofcompulsion by entirely neglecting theathletic phase of a University edu¬cation, which is an important part ofany University'curriculum.It must, be remembered that thenew system, which goes into effectin the Fall, will enable the studentto hurry up his college education inproportion to his capabilities. Some¬how it appears to me that some stu¬dents, in their rush to acquire adegree, will entirely disregard theimportance of physical development.My assumption is based purely ona practical knowledge of human na¬ture. It is my observation that un¬less professors gave mid-term exam¬inations, no one would ever displaythe initiative of keeping up with theassignment. Good students have beenheard to .say, “I study because I amforced to study”. But once I gainan interest in the subject matter, noimpelling force is necessary. Butthat first compulsory push is es.sen-tial or the human being will notmove of his own volition”.The analogy holds true in thefield of athletics. Some studentswould never frequent the vicinity ofBartlett gym were it not for the pur¬pose of completing the required gymcredit. But once an interest of con¬tinuing physical improvement is in¬jected or inculcated into him, thebar of compulsion has served its use.It then becomes a childish institu¬tion and it is then that the word“compulsory” assumes-such distaste¬ful proportions. Once we want to doa thing, then a forceful procedureacts negatively upon the individual.In conclusion, it is my belief com¬pulsory gym is of some value tosome students. Without this obliga¬tion, those students who are inter¬ested in athletics will continue thispursuit, it is a part of oneself. Thispoint is admitted. But those whonever had a taste of physical train¬ing until now never will unless thepresent impetus is retained. Preju¬dices against athletics and olivesare removed when one partakes ofthem. If one is disinterested in abeneficial thing, force is often a suc¬cessive method of originating in onea voluntary desire.—W. B. W.To the editor of The Daily Maroon:Whether such an hysterical andunfounded opinion as appeared inyour paper yesterday demands anyanswer is still a question in mymind. It was an article, beautifullywritten with no regard and no knowl¬edge of the facts existent at theUniversity; it was an article basedon the whim of a woman whose sen¬timentality over reaches her judg¬DANCINGTue*., Thur«.. Sat. & Sun. Evnir. 8 :S0-1 *00(Jutt a Little Different)GENTS 7Sc LADIES SllcTERESA DOLAN DANCINGSCHOOL1208 E. SSrd St. (Nr. Woodlawn Are.)PRIVATE LESSONS ANY TIMEPhone Hyde Park 3080THE STUDENTSTYPING SERVICEManaged by Prancea A. Mullen, A.M.EXPERT WORK ON THESES ORSHORT PAPERS.1328 E. 57th St. Dor. 2898FRATERNITYJEWELRY STATIONERYDANCE FAVORSSpies Brothers, Inc •27 E. Monroe St.At WVuaah - Randolph 4159 - 6th FloorGet Your MealsJ. & C. RestaurantSelected Quality FoodSea Food a Specialty1527 E. 55th St Mkl. 5196 ment, whose ideas of emancipationswallow her good sense.The Women’s Physical Educationdepartment has seen the cloud ofthe University’s “beautiful gesture”approaching and has tried in severalways to prepare for it. During thelast quarter 464 students in vari¬ous gymnasium classes were askedto fill out a questionnaire asking forany changes that should be made int‘»• curiculum. These que^tionrairf s(which were submitted by 249 Fresh¬men, 135 sophomores, 44 juniors, 12seniors, 5 graduates, 5 unclassified,and 4 who did not give classifica¬tion) did not require the name ofthe student!202 students at the University lastquarter believed that the presentphysical education requirementsshould remain unchanged; 19 woulddo away only with rhythms; 5 woulddo away only with swimming; 51 stu¬dents believed the present require¬ments were suitable but wanted noactivity specified; 7 thought thatswimming ought to be specified. 79students demanded an increase ofthe requirements; 14 wanted itchanged just a bit; 22 believed thatgym should be optional and 65thought that the department wasgenerally right but that a fewchanges could be made here andthere.At the meeting of the Board ofWomen’s organizations Wednesdaynight Adelaide McLin, a member ofChi Rho Sigma, reported that in asurvey conducted on this problemamong 61 club women, 59 were infavor of required gymnasium.'What seems to be the most con¬structive ideas concerning the futurerelationship between the physicaleducation department and the “newsystem” have arisen to the top ofevery discussion of the question dur¬ing the past month. Women havecome to the conclusion that a cer¬tain per centage of one’s activitiesshould be recreational ones; womenwho ar^ intellectually minded havecome to realize the benefits derivedfrom an hour’s relaxation underproper conditions. Therefore it hasbeen suggested to the physical edu¬cation department that the followingbe taken into consideration. Wom¬en want required gymnasium and be¬lieve that it should be a part of astudent’s program until she has pass¬ed her comprehensive examination.Women believe that all gradesshould be abolished in the depart¬ment; likewise all required subjects.If these modifications should beaccepted and should be incorporatedinto the program of the Physical Ed¬ucation department under the “newsystem”, it stands to reason that sucha program will help any clear-think¬ing young woman to intelligentlyadapt her mind, and her body, to theindependence which shall always behers, the independence which is feltfor the first time at the University.—E. M. UNIVERSITY BULLETINFriday, March 68—Radio lecture, "Evolution”. Associate professor Merle C. Coul¬ter of botany department, station WMAQ.8:35—Radio lecture, “The Professor at the Breakfast Table”, sta¬tion WMAQ.I 1 :50—Divinity chapel. Dean Shailer Mathews, Joseph Bondchapel.4:30—Public lecture, “The Teaching of Reading as a Problem ofConstructing a Reading Book.” Dr. West, University col¬lege, 18 South Michigan Avenue, room 1102.4:30—Public lecture, the Graduate School of Social Science Ad¬ministration and the Divinity school, “Crime and Crime Pre¬vention.” Henrietta Addison, director of Bureau of CrimePrevention, police department. New York, Joseph Bondchapel.4:30—Scandinavian club. Norwegian program, Ida Noyes hall.7:1 5—Seventh Annual Intramural Winter carnival, Bartlett gym¬nasium.7:30—Graduate History club. “History and Economics”, Prof.Frank H. Knight, Social Science 302.1 0-1 2—Kappa Nu, open house after carnival.10—Phi Sigma Delta, open house after carnival.Saturday, March 79—Meeting of Board of Admissions^ Cobb 1 04.I 0—Meeting of the Board of Student Organizations, Publications,and Exhibitions, Harper E34.I 1—Meeting of the Executive Board of the College of Arts, Liter¬ature, and Science, Cobb 204.8—University Basketball game, Chicago vs. Ohio State, Bartlettgymnasium.9—Alpha Sigma Phi, house dance.9—Kappa Nu, house dance.9—Phi Beta Delta, informal dance.9—Psi Upsilon, house dance.9—Sigma, informal dance, Stevens hotel.9—Sigma Alpha Epsilon, reception dance, Levere Memorial Temple.9—Wyvern, informal dance. Women’s Athletic club.1 0—Sigma Chi, house dance. ODD ANSWERSIN TIMES’ QUIZ(Continued from page 1)correctly recognized the “Enter-prize” as a racing yacht.'Only one tried his hand at guess¬ing the identity of the Archbishopof York, and the bold one waswrong. Amy Johnson is a Britishgirl who won the American tennischampionships, if you believe one ofthe answers. She is best known, how¬ever, as an aviatrix. And did youknow that the Lindbergh beacon waslocated in St. Louis? That is whatthe markers learned from one exampaper. J. O.& CO.Established 1900 *UNUSUAL FRATERNITYJEWELRYThe Collegian7 W. Madison - at State10th Floor CEN tral 4324-6267Undefeated Gymnasticand Water Polo TeamsMeet mini Saturday(Continued from page 1)far behind his teammate Letts.Brainard has been a consistent scor-or in dual meets this year and is ofthe caliber to offer stiff competitionto leading milers in the conference.Allen East should match strideswith the best sprinters in the Mid¬dle west in the 60 yard dash event.He recently ran the stretch in nearrecord time and is in good conditionfor the final test of the indoor sea¬son.Although this is his first year ofvarsity competition, Roy Black maybreak in for a score among seasoned high hurdlers who are running to¬morrow. Black has made remark¬able improvement in his hurdlingand should force Sentman of Illi¬nois, Hatfield of Indiana and Egel-ston of Michigan in their battle tothe tape. Week End SpecialOrchidsEachGardenias3 in shouldercorsage *1=824 East 63rd St.ALL PHONES HYDE PARK 0875A TEA ROOM ANDRESTAURANT OF THEHIGHEST CLASS, OFFERSTABLE D’HOTE SERVICELuncheon -Afternoon TeaDinner - 11:30 - 2:302:30 - 5:305:30 - 7:30and a la carte service■ continuously from11:30-7:30The patronage of the University ofChicago students is earnestly solicited.Arrangements may be made for specialLuncheons and Dinners.Telephone: Har. 19754tO -(O"* ’a- ®°„ -(O'!miCPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY. MARCH 6, 1931Influence of SovietGovernment ThemeOf Book by Harper• -A detailed analysis of how theminds of the Russians are being in¬fluenced by the Soviet governmentis the content of a new book bySamuel N. Harper, associate profes¬sor of history at the University andson of the first president, WilliamRainey Harper. The title of thework is “Making Bolsheviks” and itis published by the University Press.The book contains the material ofsix lectures given by the author atthe University college during the fallquarter following his return from atrip through Russia. The working ofthe “five year plan” is describedand characterized by Mr. Harper asan industrial rather than a socialmovement.“Making Bolsheviks” presents ananswer to the question “how are thepeople of Russia being led to thegoals set by the ‘five year plan’.”The titles of the lectures, which rep¬resent chapters of the book, areplayed under the general leading ofthe New Cadres of Soviet Russia(a Cadre being defined as the organ¬izing, mobilizing nucleus in anygroup or community), which is di¬vided into the sub-topics; the Com¬munist party worker, the YoungCommunist, Shock-Brigade Work¬men, the Collectivist peasant, andthe Soviet cultural worker.Determine WrestlingTrack, and BoxingTitles at Carnival(■Continued from page 1)118—Levine, Delta Zeta Mu vs.Levin, Ponies.148—Goldman, Kappa Nu vs. Cle¬ments, Alpha Sig.158—Sahlin, S .A. E. vs. Bell-strom. Phi Delt.168—Verdier, Kappa Sig vs. Hor-witz. Phi Sig.178—Rapp, Deke, vs. Brunelle,D. U.Heavyweight—Barnett, unatt. vs.Berg, unatt.Finalists in the wrestling matches,the results of which will determinethe Intramural title are:118—Israelstam, Kappa Nu vs.Sarnat, Kappa Nu.128—Barnett, Kappa Nu vs.Dewes, Chi Psi.138—Cromer, Alpha Sig vs. Huatt,A. E. Pi.148—Clements, Alpha Sig vs.White, Phi Delt.158—Summers, D. U. vs. Horn,Chi Psi.168—Horwitz, Phi Sig vs. Heide,Phi Kap.178—Factor, unatt. vs. Rapp,Deke.Heavyweight—Reneker, Chi Psivs. Wennerkirch, unatt.Winter Carnival(Continued from page 1)Friday night are: Ruth Abells, LeoneBailey, Artelia Bowne, Slava Doseff,Betty Hansen, Margaret Hill, GraceMyers and Rosalia Poliak. Ushersfor Saturday night have not yet beenchosen. Maroons Will EndHome Season WithOhio State Cagers(Continued from page 1)five minutes, to leave for the show¬ers after first shooting twenty-fivefree throws.Jinx VictimsOne of the strongest teams in re¬cent Chicago history, the Maroonshave several times been victims ofthe jinx which has so muddled theratings of the Big Ten this season.After three straight victories, andleading the conference with North¬western, Chicago was greatly weak¬ened by the loss of Yates, whose bril¬liant sixteen point contribution hadcinched the Minnesota contest but aweek before, through an attack offlu. Minus the services of the shiftystar, the thrice defeated Wolverinesof Michigan descended upon Bart¬lett and humbled the Maroons by alarge margin of points. Followingthat point, the fortunes of Norgjen’smen have been extremely unsettled.Team StaleAfter the week’s rest afforded theteam by Norgren, the vestiges ofstaleness which were quite in evi¬dence against Indiana should havebeen obliterated. In early seasongames, the ability of the Maroonsto come through in the last minutesof play was one of the features ofthe Conference. Weakened by theloss of Yates and a general moral jletdown, the cagers showed notice- jably in the last few games an evi- |deuce of “too much basketball”, jAlthough Ohio has been once defeat- |ed by Chicago, the evidence of com- jparative scores from recent games |would point that Chicago is a trifle jthe underdog. The week’s rest af- !forded the team should about even ithe odds.CLASSIFIED ADS5701 Blackstone—1st floor cor. for IDoctor or Dentist or both. 7 rooms, j2 baths, and extra lavatory $105. Sec¬ond floor $120. 5703, first floor $105.1-•M! first class. A. H. Parker, 1500 E. j57th St. IMEN COLLEGE instructors want- |ed for Summer term. REGISTERNOW. Allied Professional Bureaus,Marshall Field Annex.BEAUTIFUL TYPINGSarah Taylor !Work Called For and Delivered ^1434 Plaisance Crt. 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