Vol.'3l. No. 74. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. TUESDAY, MARCH 3, 1931 Price: Five CentoFEDERATION, \V.A.A.,Y.W.C.A. BALLOT ONNEW LEADERS TODAYThree Women’s GroupsSelect Heads forNext YearANNUAL ELECTIONPolling Places in Ida NoyesFoyer to be OpenFrom 10 to 4The annual election for next year’sleaders in the three major women’sorganizations at the I'niversity will beheld today from 10 to 4 in the foyerof Ida Xoyes hall. Representativesfrom Federation, the Women’s Athlet¬ic association and the Young Wom¬en’s Christian association will main¬tain separate desks for voting in thefoyer.Every woman in the University iseligible to vote for four out of the sixcandidates listed on the Federationballots. .-Kn opportunity was given tothe women by the Federation councilto add more candidates to the ballotby petitioning: but this has been dis¬regarded and the list remains in itsoriginal form.Federation CandidatesCandidates listed for Federation po¬sitions are: Clara Breslove, RebeccaHayward. Elizabeth Millard, MarthaMiller,* Lydabeth Tressler, and RuthWillard. .\11 six candidates are soph¬omores and have been active in Fed¬eration during the past year. Rebec¬ca Hayward was co-stage manager ofMirror, a member of the Dramatic as¬sociation, a former representative onthe Board of Women’s organizations,on the Freshman women’s club coun¬cil. chairman of the Y, W. C. A. Ba¬zaar and member "of the W. .\. A.Freshman committee. Elizabeth Mil¬lard was a member of the FreshmenWomen’s club council, a former sopho¬more on the Daily Maroon staff, andon the W. .\. A. Freshman commit ee.Martha Miller is a member of the Y.W. C. A. second cabinet.Lydabeth Tressler was a member ofthe Freshman Women’s club council,a member of the Dramatic association,and Sophomore representative on theboard of Women’s organizations,sponsor of the Freshman Women’sclub council, president of Racket, pub¬licity manager of the Y. W. C. A.finance drive, and co-stage manager ofMirror.W. A. A. NomineesThe Women’s Athetic associationpresents the following candidates forofficers: for president, Margaret Hilland Ruth Lyman; for vice-president,Barbara Cook and Harriet Ann Trin-kle; for secretary. Leone Bailey andEsther Feuchtwanger; and for treas¬urer, Dorothy Mohr and Isabel Peter¬son.“All the candidates have held posi¬tions of trust during the past year’’,said Margaret Simon, president. Mar¬garet Hill, secretary of W. A. A., hasalso been a member of the Board ofWomen’s organizations, a member ofTarpon, and a cabinet member of theY. W. C. A. She is affiliated withChi Rho Sigma. Ruth Lyman, repre¬sentative on the W. *A. A. board, is(Continued on page 3) ‘King of Tramps’ TalksOn Campus Tomorrow“Social Outcasts,’’ and “PublicEnemies,’’ are the announced sub¬jects of the lectures scheduled tobe given by Dr. Ben L. Reitmanat 9 and 10 o’clock tomorrow morn¬ing in 309 Cobb hall. Dr. Reitmanwill be a guest of Hertbert Blum-er’s classes in sociology. At 11o’clock Dr. Reitman wil be at theUniversity Book Store where hewill talk about his new book, inwhich he points out the sordidness,the hazards and inevitable defeatthat one who chooses an under¬world career must meet.For a quarter of a centurj', 'Dr,Reitman has been a practising phy¬sician, specializing in venereal dis¬ease and in sociological research.He has been a prison physician, ahealth officer, a champion of socialoutcasts, a criminologist, and an ex¬pert in adult education. Early inhis life Dr. Reitman roamed theworld as a hobo and earned thetitle, “King of the Tramps.” 3 COMEDIES CHOSENFOR PLAY FESTIVAL PONIES TAKE I-HBASKETBALL CROWNHold Settlement Show I Free-throw Wins GameMarch 13 and 14 ; As WhistleIn MandelFencers, GymnastsAccount for ThreeWeek-end VictoriesSwordsmen Win TwiceTwo Nights; WrestlingSquad Loses in' With two victories to their credit, the fencing team led University ath-I letics over the week-end. On FridayI evening they defeated the Wisconsinswordsmen 10 to 7 and repeated theperformance Saturday night in theI Reynolds club when they won from ai strong Michigan team 9 to 8. Coachi Hoffer’s gymnasts were also victori-i ous, defeating Wisconsin and Mich-I igan Tn~a triangular nieet in “which’I Chicago won by a total of 219.50points, while Wisconsin took 212.50and Michigan only 159. The trackteam lost to Michigan at Ann Arborby the unexpected score of 73 to 22and the wrestling team lost to themini mat men in their first confer¬ence defeat of the season by the scoreof 20 to 6.Fencers Take Two MeetsIn their match with Wisconsin Fri¬day evening the Varsity fencers took10 bouts. In foil VValsh took 3 bouts,.Mmond 2, and Contbs 1; the epeematches were split with Gillies andHayes each taking one bout apieceand the performance was duplicatedin sabre when Van der Hoef andEiger halved their bouts, Saturdaynight the Maroon swordsmen faceda strong Michigan team and won bythe narrow margin of 9 to 8. W’alshduplicated his performance of theevening before by taking all threeof his matches and Almond likewiserepeated the score of Friday night.Stevenson, who was substituted forCombs won one of his bouts and(Continued on page 4) ‘ The Great Catherine” by GeorgeBernard Shaw, “The Man in theBowler Hat” by A. A. Milne, and“Tables for Ladies” by John Bobbittwill be given by the Quadrangle Play¬ers and the Dramatic association atthe annual Play Festival on March13 and 14 for the benefit of the Uni¬versity Settlement.Inaugurate Student NightIn previous years the Play Festivalwas given on only one night. How¬ever, the Settlement committee feelsI that the interest shown by studentsI this year insures the success of asecond performance. ConsequentlyI the committee has arranged a specialI “student night” showing which willbe given on March 14."The Great Catherine” by BernardShaw will be the first play presentedby the Quadrangle Players. The castwill consist of: Miss Damaris Ames,Mrs. Martin Freeman, Mrs. HaywardKeniston, Mrs. R. V. M,errill, Mrs.Walter Poepke, Mrs. Quincy Wright,Charles Breasted, Walter Bullock,Arthur Compton, and Hayward Ken¬iston.“The Man in the Bowler Hat” byA. A. Milne will be enacted by Mrs.Dunlap Clark, Mrs. H. B. Horton,Dunlap Clark, Jay Halls, James Web¬er Linn. Seargent Wild, and FrederickWoodward.Repeat Bobbitt’s Play“Tables for Ladies” by John Bob¬bitt, associate editor of the Circle,will be presented by members of theDramatic association. This play wasalso given at the annual Playfest, un¬der the direction of Mr. Frank Hur-bert O’Hara. Members of the castr' Lyle “GmYTinr^atn Jane Leck-rone, Dolores McRoberts, James Par¬ker, Fritz Liel>er, Jr., Rose Hoch,Rosemary Volk, Frank Springer, HalJames and Len Hinchclig. GeraldRyan is the student director of theplay.The Settlement committee in chargeof the Play Festival consists of: Dud¬ley Reed, chairman, Virginia Gates,Mrs. Algernon Coleman, Mrs. RolloLyman, Mrs. H. H. Newman, Mrs.William Nitze, Mr. Frank O’Hara,Lucille Pfaender, and James Scheibler.'Phis committee is one section of alarger Settlement committee whichwas inaugurated this year to assist inthe work done at the University Set¬tlement.'Pickets for the Play Festival on(Continued on page 4) BlowsWaldensian Pastor toSpeak at ServiceSignor Guido Miegge, pastor atVillasecca, Turino, Italy and speciallyappointed delegate to America of theWaldensian church in Italy will bethe speaker at the noon ►service in Jos¬eph Bond chapel today. The servicewill commence at 11:50.The Reverend Miegge represents achurch which w'as founded by PeterWaldo, a merchant of Lyons, Francein 1170. His name was given to themembers of the sect which he foundedin Southern France in opposition tothe Catholic church. Among the not¬able leaders of this sects are Wycliffand Huss.In his speech today. Dr. Miegge willspeak upon the work of the Protestantchurch in Italy. He himself is a de¬scendant of a long line of Waldesianministers. He was born in Savona(Continued on page 4) STUDENTS STUDYMAKEUP ART WITHMINNA SCHMIDTMrs. Minna Schmidt, an authorityon costuming, will discuss “Makeup”at a meeting of the Stagecraft classtomorrow at 3:30 in the Costumeworkshop at Classics. The lecture to¬morrow will be a continuation of Mrs.Schmidt’s talk last meeting whichconcerned costuming of various pe¬riods and countries.The Stagecraft class, conducted un¬der the auspices of the Tower Play¬ers, with Gilbert White and JamesScheibler in charge, has for its pur¬pose the training of students in vari¬ous phases of dramatic production,with the ultimate object of their tak¬ing active part in student productionsback stage.The class was of invaluable assist¬ance in Playfest and Mirror and willprobably aid in the March Playfestand Blackfriar productions.Since the beginning of the course,the class has heard discussions on dif¬ferent phases of dramatic productionby Mr. Frank O’Hara, Don Ament,scene designer of the Goodman thea¬tre, James Scheibler and Mrs. MinnaSchmidt. Lovett Studies WorkOf Luigi PirandelloSeen In ‘‘Lazarro” 1*4 a finish as wierdly dramatic asany Horatio Alger tale, Fish won theUniversity chailipionship Intramuralbasketball trophy for the Ponies bysinking a free-throw; after the gamewas over; the result of a foul bvSchornl)erg of A. T. O. just as the finalwhistle bew. From start to finish,neither team was superior to the otheraltlmugh the Ponies held a five pointmargin at the half. In the last threeminutes of play the score was tied,broken and re-tied at least six times.^ Ponies LeadThe Ponies, a decidedly lighter andsmaller team than the husky fratern¬ity team, carried the fight to the A.T. O.’s immediately after the openingwhistle, Bjorkiund scoring a set up ona cgiick pass, from Fish. Tilton andWilcoxen did the only A. T. O. scor¬ing during the whole game, makingeight and eleven points respectively.Half time found the A. T. O.’s trail¬ing the smaller Ponies 10-5, but thesuperior height and weight of theGreeks began to tell soon after thesecond half when both Tilton and Wil¬coxen evened the gap by set shotsfrom the foul line territory.A. T. O. RalliesAs the time grew short, the Ponieswere nursing a slender two point lead,only to have Wilcoxen make threeshots in a row to put the A. T. O.’sahead. Quick baskets by Fish andBjorkiund evened the count and withthe Ponies in possession of the balland trying desperately to score, thewhistle blew ending the game a splitsecond after Fish, making a franticeffort to shoot, was fouled by Schorn-berg,is the secoqd successive yearthe A. T. O.’s have I)een ITniversityfinalists, only to lose slender decisionsin the last few minutes of play. TiieMacs managed to win the trophy lastyear, and the Ponies, the only othernon-fraternitj’ group of any rankingwere successful last night in keepingthe trophy from the A. T. O. team.'I'he diminutive Ponies won in theirsemi-final fray against Phi Delta'I'heta, while the A. 'f. 0. squad gainedits success at the expense of the Chi-riiicago 'rheological Seminary quintet.•Neither of the semi-final games wereclosely contested however, each of thefinalists winning by decisive scores.Wilcoxen gained th evening’s scoringhonors by sinking four baskets andthree free-throws. 'i'he 18 to 17 countcount conveys in part the nature ofthe spirited battle.Luigi Pirandello’s latest play, “Laz-arro,” which is having its Americanpremier at the Goodman, deals withthe philosophical aspects of immor¬tality.In commenting on the play. Profes¬sor Robert Morse Lovett said, “Pir¬andello is particularly interesting toevery student of literature and thedrama, because he is the first Italianplaywright since Sem Benelli andD’Annunzio to make the world stage.He is Benelli’s successor in the artof making a study of consciousnessupon the stage.“But Pirandello Is largely importantin contemporary literature,” continuedProfessor Lovett, “because he reflectsdistinctly modern trends in philosophyand psychology. In his plays he ismore interested in the effect of theexternal world on consciousness thanin the outward appearances of thecharacters which he creates.. He con-stantlv argues the question, ‘what isreality?’ But he usually succeeds inplacing reality in the seat of conscious¬ness, thus reversing the point of viewof the old-time realists who believedsolely in appearances. I was especial¬ly interested in “Six Characters inSearch of an Author,” one of his earl¬ier plays. It was an intensely inter¬esting and thoughtful study of theproblem of reality.”“Lazarro,” is now in the third andlast week of its engagement at the(Continued on page 2) ’ Conduct IntramuralTrack PreliminariesAt Bartlett TodayPreliminaries in track and finals infield events of the Seventh Annual In¬tramural Carnival will be held todayat 3 in Bartlett gym. The qualifyingevents will he conducted in two divi¬sions, Freshman and Upperclassmen.Following is the tiniic’ schedule ofevents today;Lower Track3:15 Shot Put—freshman and up-perclass.I High Jump.3:30 Check in for 50 yard dash.Check in for 50 yard low*hurdles.4:00 50 yard dash—freshman.4:15 50 yard dash—upperclass.4:30 50 yard low hurdles—fresh¬man.4:40 50 yard hurdles—upperclass.Upper Track3:40 440 yard run—freshman.3:50 300 yard run—upperclass.4-4:30 Relay—each man two laps.Four men will qualify for the finalsin the 50 yard dash and 50 yard lowhurdles: eight runners will qualify forthe finals in the 300 and 400 yard runs.Four relay teams will compete in thefinals.With one exception in boxing elim¬ination rounds, qualifying for thefinals at the Winter Carnival werecompleted last Friday. The 125 poundclass in boxing is undecided with threecandidates left. Qualifiers fqr the fi¬nals are as follows:(Continued on page 2) Register for SpringQuarter March 9-13Registration in the colleges forthe Spring quarter will be carriedon at Cobb 206 according to thefollowing schedule:March 9—Students with an aver¬age of “B” or better.March 10—first year students byappointment.March 11—8:30 to 11:45, studentswhose names begin with A, F, G,J. 1:15 to 4:15, students whosenames begin with N, P, 'T, X, Y,Z.March 12—8:30 to 11:45, studentswhose names begin with D, L, M.R. 1:15 to 4:15 students whosenames begin with E, K, Q, U, V,W.March 3—8:30 to 11:45, studentswhose names begin w’ith H, O, S.1:15 to 4:15, students whose namesbegin with B, C, I.Campus to HearGordon QuartetIn Mandel TodayString Ensemble PresentsProgram of Best inChamber MusicTen years of effort to present thefinest of chamber music and “makeAmerica like it” will offer proof of itsachievement before a campus audiencetoday when the Gordon String Quar¬tet plays in Mandel hall at 4:15.Playing at first to audiences of fiftyoP sixty people, the ensemble has grad¬ually gained prestige, until two yearsago Jacques GordorL,. 4he leatlei*. re¬signed from his post as concertmasterof the Chicago Symphony orchestrato devote himself entirely to the quar¬tet.'I'heir first great popularity came in1927 when, celebrating the one hun¬dredth anniversary of the death ofBeethoven, the ensemble played allthat master's string quartets in aseries of concerts. The events wereheld in the largest auditoriums of sev¬eral cities* and attracted audiences ofsuch a size that Jacques Gordon wasconvinced that the time was ripe fora renaissance of popular interest inensemble music.James Wel'>er Linn, professor ofEnglish, writing of Jacques Gordonin his former column, “Round aboutChicago” calls him a “Gypsy Heart”.“I do not know that there is a dropof gyps}' blood in his veins. But thereis gypsy music in his soul and in hisheart the gypsy spirit. He was bornunder an oak tree, I think, with theflame of the fire rising and sinkingnearby, throwing flying lights and fall-fContinued on page 2)B.M. PETTIT WILLGIVE VOCATIONALTALK TOMORROWBerthold Marsh Pettit, vice-presidentof the Indiana Limestone Companytmd chairman of the .Alumni counsel¬ing committee will speak on “Build¬ing” at the weekly lecture sponsoredby the Board of Vocational Guidanceand Placement in cooperation withthe .•Mumni association tomorrow at 4in the Eckart auditorium.Mr. Pettit graduated from the Uni¬versity in 1906. While on the Quad¬rangles he was a member of the ScoreClub, Iron Mask, a member of theBoard of Editors of the Cap andGown and of the Executive Councilof the Senior Class. He was a mem¬ber of the golf team from 1902 to1905 and was captain of the team inhis senior year. In addition he heldthe post of treasurer of the Juniorclass, librarian of Reynolds club, andwas a member of the Class Daycommittee of 1904. His fraternity’was Phi Kappa Psi.Mr. Pettit’s address will he theeighth of the series devised to helpSeniors pick their future life work.The series will end on March 11 whenMr. Merrill C. Meigs of the ".Amer¬ican Weekly” wilj speak on aviation. ILLDO TAKE SECONDGAME FROM CHICAGODESPITE nNAL RALLYII Bennett Individual Stari For Strong InvadingTeam^ SCORE ~36 to 30Fish and Yates LeadI Maroon DefensivePlayIn spite of a last minute Chicagorally, Illinois continued to defy BigTen opponents to interrupt theirstring of victories by holding the Ma¬roons in check al the way at Bartlett! gym last night, finally winning 36-30.j 'rhe game was decided by alertness,j Illinois taking advantage of Chicago’shesitancy to crash in and score.I Bennett Starsi .Athough it was the Kamp cousinsj who have led Illinois’ attack for theI past eight games, they conceded scor-j ing honors for the evening to theirj lanky teammate and center, Bennett,j who dropped eight spectacular shotsto bring his total of points scored tosixteen. The Kamps contributed tenpoints between them to follow Ben¬nett in the Illini offensive. The bigOrange and Blue team brought oneof the finest fast breaking teams seenI this year, making fully two thirds oftheir points outspeeding Chicago downthe floor and by crashing in to followshots.Captain Fish was the mainstay ofthe Chicago team Tying with Yatesfor individual scoring honors, Fishgave an exhibitions of defensive playthat definitely stamped him as one ofj the outstanding guards of the year,I Owen, the big redhead who so com,-jnleteU’ routed Northwestenu failed, tolive up to the reputation accorded himby Chicago newspaper men, eitheroffensively or under his own basket.I The only man on the Illinois startingI team who failed to make more thanI one’ of his shots good, Owen contin-I ually was short of his mark. His lax-! ness under his own basket was almostresponsible for Yates and Stephensonmaking successful Chicago’s rally.Illini SpurtBennett started the fireworks of theevening, by crashing in for a scorefrom the opening tipoff. Stephensonsoon evened the count with a setupcatching the entire Illinois team nap¬ping. The game proceeded evenly un¬til a few minutes before the half when,after the score being tied fifteen allBennet made two rapid baskets to putthe Illini In an undisputed lead forthe rest of the game. Immediately fol¬lowing the half. Harper and Kampsank a basket apiece widening the Illi¬nois breach to eight points, only tohave it cut down by two free throwsby Yates and a basket by Fish. Soonafter Harper fouled ‘Yates as hedribbled by and went out on his fourthpersonal foul. Immediately after thesubstitution, Stephenson and Yatesdropped a basket each to cut down theIllinois margin to six points. Illinoisimmediately evened things with a longshot by Kamp and a setup by Bennett.The last few minutes of the gamewere spent in a successful stalling ef¬fort on the part of Illinois.!I Debaters Meet GrinnellTeam Tomorrow NightTomorrow evening the debatingteam of Grinnell College of Grinnell,Iowa will meet a team from the Uni¬versity Debating union and debate thesubject “Resolved that the severalstates should enact compulsory unem¬ployment insurance”. The debate willtake place in Harper M 11 at 8:15.The University team composed ofDavid Karasick, Leonard Greatwoodand Warren Thompson will take theaffirmative side. The Grinnell speak¬ers defending the negative are R. Bla-sler, Francis Hawk and Lee .Alexan¬der. .At present the Grinnell team ismaking an extended tour of mid-west¬ern universities and colleges.Yesterday morning the topic whichwill be (Jiscussed at the debate Wed¬nesday was broadcasted in the regularMonday morning radio debate over-station WMAQ.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MARCH 3, 1931! iatlg iHar00ttFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished morninKs, except Saturday. Sunday and Monday, durinK the AutumnWinter and Sprinifs quarters by The Daily Maroon Company, 6831 University Ave.Subscription rates $3.00 per year; by mail, $1.50 per year extra. Single copies, five-cents each.Entered as second class matter March IS. 1903. at the poet office at Chicago,Ulinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationEDGAR A. GREENWALD. Editor-in-ChiefABE L. BLINDER, Business ManagerJOHN H. HARDIN, Managing EditorMARION E. WHITE, Woman’s EditorALBERT ARKULES, Senior EditorASSOCIATE EDITORSWALTER W. BAKERMARGARET EGANHERBERT H. JOSEPH. Jr.JANE KESNERLOUIS N. RIDENOUR. IIMERWIN S. ROSENBERGGEORGE T. VAN DERHOEFSOPHOMORE EDITORSRUBE S. FRODINBION B. HOWARDJ. BAYARD POOLEGARLAND ROUTTJAMES F. Sl.MONWARREN E. IHOMPSONSOPHOMORE WOMAN EDITORSDOROTHY A. BARCKMAN 4LBERTA KILLIE.MAXINE CREVTSTON ELIZABETH MlLLARrMARJORIE GOLLER INGRED PETERSENELEANOR WILSONJOHN MILLS, PhotOKraphic EditorNight Editor: George T. Van der HoefAssistant: Garland RouttASSOCIATE BUSINESS MANAGERSROBERT T. McCarthyJAMES J. McMAHONSOPHOMORE ASSISTANTSJOHN CLANCYEDGAR GOLDSMITHt HESTER WARDA GUARANTEE FOR EFFORTNow that Mirror, too, has made a success of its show, it seemsas if “the good old times” when the heads of activities could the¬oretically close the books at the end of the year with a surpluslarge enough to send them to Europe were back again. If theMilitary ball and Blackfriars keep up the pace, a year that lookedpretty black for the activities at the outset, will have turned into afairly successful period.And so it seems that the old bedtime story about studentapathy and bad business were a myth after all, and that success i-Sproportional directly to the amount of effort expended. This yearhas proved that conclusively. The sad feature is that there is noway of regulating effort. It cannot be turned off and on like elec¬tricity. It just depends upon the private stock of ambitions of thecampus heads whether there will be a good this or that or whetherthere will not.Perhaps some means of keeping stability could be set up, butit would involve to a large extent faculty advice and help, and thistype of procedure has been frowned upon by the students all year.Still there is no guarantee ' for the future and after this year itwill be a future that needs standardization of some sort if progressis to be made rapidly under a totally foreign set of conditions. It isa question whether the students alone can assimilate themselves anddo it effectively enough to gain success at once.By this we do not mean to advocate faculty control of studentactivities, or even faculty help when it is not wanted. We merelysuggest that it might be a wise move for the activities to call in ad¬ministrative aid when it would prove beneficial. Both parties wouldunquestionably come out ahead in the deal. The University is in¬terested in seeing everything run smoothly while its tremendous ex¬periment is launched, and the activity heads will be interested ingetting some help under circumstances that are new to them.This system of advisorship has never been tried before, atleast not on such a basis, and the activities have consequently beenreduced to as low a set of means as possible. The University, sinceit has nothing to do with student affairs, will not suggest how toachieve success or how to be assured of a decent financial backing;it will only take steps when there is a deficit. As a result the headsof these enterprises have the disadvantage of being responsible tothe University for debts and to themselves for success.No very meritorious progress has resulted. While Chicago isone of the leading educational institutions of the country, it hasperhaps the worst publications, the worst dramatics, and the worsteverything when compared to other schools of its caliber. Thereneed be no deceiving of one’s self to find this out. Fairly andsquarely it is the truth. One year is outstandingly among the sevenyears of plenty, and the next is just as outstandingly among the lean.Continuity is entirely lacking.One might suggest that a student control board, representingevery activity, be set up to control such an abstract thing as effort.However, this move would hardly prove worthwhile when the re¬sults of the Undergraduate council in the past years are taken intoaccount. We understand that the council has advanced to such adeplorable stage that it does not even serve light lunches and teaanymore—functions which are quite conceivably more within itsrealm than passing motions on student affairs.We hope that the students are farsighted enough in theirprovisions for the future to make outside intervention unnecessaryE. A. G. THE TRAVELLINGBAZAARByART HOWARDJUSTICEGregory, a prof in the La’w section,'told his class the interesting story of ,the enterprising young man who ran ;an ad for people to send for a bookcalled, “What Every Young Woman ■Should Know ’. The young man sentall applicants for the book the latest [cook book. In the trial of the case, iit was brought out that ninety percent of the applicants for the bookwere men. and the judge held that thej ad-running man could not be prose-I cuted for fraud as, “That’s exactly1 what every voung woman SHOULDknow”. ' I* * * ij STAGG AT EVE ;It was ’Tiov’ght for a long time that ,the seriousi'es.i of Lonnie Stagg could ■he equaled nv> vhere, until the other ^day about four-’hirty in the afternoon !Lonnie told tra^k candidate .\rchieHubbard to go owt and run aroundthe track. It got dark, and Lonnielooked for Archie. AKiut seven thirtythat night lyonnie gv>t a hunch andi went out onto the tiick Here wasArchie, much the worse for wear,still running. Lonnie l ad forgotten ito tell him when to stftp. i* * *(PRETTY BUT POLITESaturday afternoon the MovietonelK>ys invaded Mandel Hall to t>\ketalkies of the gals dancing. Thv'yparticularly wanted a picture ;Dorothy Duhnke and her specialty tap !dance. Dorothy ran through it once!to show the boys what it was like. “I 'wonder”, said the photographer, “ifyou could raise your skirts just ,enough to show your ankles when you |dance”. “No,” said Dancer Duhnke'in all seriousness, “this is the Univer- ;sity of Chicago, and they don’t allow :that here”.♦ * *ERRHERHelen O’Brien casually walked intothe mutual Cap and Gown-Phoenixoffice, walked up to J. Jackson and asked, “Are you the Cap and Gown?”“No”, said Jackson, “I’m the Phoenix.There’s the Cap and Gown”, and hepointed to a row of five vacant chairsin front of five empty typewriters.* * «DELICATEDRIESSENOne night last week, Mr. Driessenclosed his Maid-Rite, sandwich shopand started home. Half way home,he realized he’d forgotten something,so he went back. A squad car passed,watched him fumbling at the lock, fol¬lowed him home, and arrestedhim. .\t the time, the squadlads didn’t know’ of Mr. Dries-sen’s political drag or the factthat in his stay here he has cashedover five thousand dollars worth ofstudent checks, not one of w'hich hasbounced. To make matters better, hepays the exchange on all out of tow'nchecks.* * * IWHAT’S IN A NAME? :Carl Graho, English prof, here, hasjust published a novel called, “A Manand a Woman”. He somew’hat re¬grets that the publishers didn’t de¬cide to call the book, “Sex and theCornbelt”, which may or may notmean something to those who haveread the opus.* 4 *HUSH MONEYAt the past Mirror production,,three lads sat in the front row andflipped pennies all night at the chorusgals. Probably the hurlers didn’trecall how three years ago Milt May¬er flipped pennies at the Mirror girls ^and got flipped right out of school. ;Close Competition forFiske Poetry ContestI'ontriluition> to the Twolith .An¬nual Horace Spencer Fiske Poetry< onte>t were complete yesterday, ac-ci»'‘ding to Professor Robert MorseI.o'itt. who is in charge the coni-petitmi. A i»rize of fifty dollars willl.e aw arded to the winner, whose namewill he announced at the June Convo¬cation.Students at the University excepttho^e who had won the prize in previ¬ous contests were eligible. Last yearAlici Winifred Finnegan’s cycle offour poems entitled “En Route” tookfirst place. Conduct IntramuralTrack PreliminariesAt Bartlett Today(Continued from page 1)Boxing118—Levine, D. Z. M. vs. Levin,Unatt.128—Reid, Deke; Geppinger, PhiDclt; Newherger, unatt.138—Shapiro, Ponies vs. Hesker,Tan Dclt.148—Goldman, Kappa Nu vs. Clem¬ents, Alpha Sig.158—Sahlin. S. .A. E. vs. Bellstrom.Phi Dclt.168—W'rdicr. Ka]>pa Sig vs. Hor-witz. Phi Sig.178—Rapp, Dekc vs. Rrunell, D. U.Heavy—Barnett, unatt. vs. Berg,unatt.Wrestling118—Isralcstam, Kappa Nn, vs. Sar-net. Kappa Nii.126—Barnett, Kappa Nu V'. Dewos.Chi Psi.135 Cromer. .Alpha Sig vs. Huatt,A. E. I’i.145—Clamcnts, .Alpha Sig vs. White.Phi Delt.155—Summers, D. U. vs. Horn, ChiI’si.165—Horwitr, T’hi Sig vs. Hcide,Phi Psi.175—I'actor, unatt. vs. Rapp, Doke.Heavy—Rcnekcr, Chi f’si vs. Wen-nerskireh. unatt. CAMPUS TO HEADGORDON QUARTETIN MANDEL TODAY(Continued from page 1)ing sliadows seeking the final flamewhich is their source.”“He knew he was going to a spot,carefully selected, where fiddles wouldnot warp or fall apart in the summer¬time and where four men could work,work, work, without interruption. Heknows he is going to issue thence withhis fellow workers, and travel everywhere up and down and across thecountry from Maine to California onenight stands and often now and thena week of permanence.’’Lovett Studies WorkOf Luigi PirandelloSeen In “Lazarro^^(Continued from page 1)Goodman and offers an opportunity tostudy a new asjiect of Pirandello, forin it he does not touch upon theproblems of reality, nor does he, re¬vert to his U'lial style of leaving thel>rincii)al question which his play hasraised unsolved when the final cur¬tain falls.Your Suuday DitmerMany university people have learned the happy customof having Sunday dinner at Hotels Windermere. Theyenjoy the food—the way it is served—the pleasing atmo¬sphere. Why not form a party and come over to theWindermere for dinner—this Sunday!l^tels Wi nder mere/j V"CHICAGO’SljV MOST HOMELIKE HOTELS"56th Street at Hyde Park BoulevardTelephone Fairfax 6000't ' ■^’ . ;■ -"^.u' '.,iL i V- .-. ' I •’THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY. MARCH 3. 1931 Page ThreePROFESSOR GRABOOF ENGUSH DEPT.PUBUSHES NOVELMr. Carl Grabo, associate profes¬sor in the Enfflish Department, wouldseem to he a versatile and busy man.A few months ap:o, he published anetremely erudite and thoroujrh studyof Shelley's PROMETHEUS UN¬BOUND, which he called A NEW¬TON AMONG POETS, and now hecomes forth with a novel, publishedby Century, labeled with the unpro-fessorial title of A MAN AND AWOMAN.And, more important, A MANAND A WOMAN is a good novel; itis exciting, convincing, and human.The vagaries of the publishing worldare such as to usually defy predic¬tion, but at least one can say thatA MAN AND A WOMAN has all theelements which ought to bring itpopularity. That is to say, you, ifyou are the average reader, will en¬joy reading it, that you will not be¬gin it without finishing, and thatyou will lend it to * your friends,thereby cutting down Mr. Grabo’sroyalties.The theme of A MAN AND AWOMAN is, I suppose, that mar¬riage is a compromise, and, at best,a succe.ssful and worthwhile compro¬mise. But Mr. Grabo is not so muchinterested in the institution of mar¬riage as he is in Helen Barrows, ard¬ent feminist, campaigner for liberalthought and birth control, when, toput it crudely, what she herselfneeded, was the opposite. There weretw’o elements in Helen Barrows, onewas that of the social worker, whichshe had overdeveloped as compensa¬tion for her lack of the second, anormal woman’s life. The novel,then, is a study of the change whichcomes about in her life as the re¬sult of her marriage with Brent Sidg-wick, a marriage which the blurbhounds of Century have advertisedas “passionate”. Mr. Grabo has notbeen sparing in his details, neitheras lo frankne.ss, nor as to melodrama.Helen gets a child in the usual Hem-ingway-obstretical fashion in thisnovel, and the Klu Klux Klan doesits whipping and shooting jn finestyle.But the melodrama is convincing.This is because Mr. Grabo’s treat¬ment is mainly psychological. Inthis he shows, fairly obviously I be¬lieve, the influence of Hemingway.A MAN AND A WOMAN is to becla.ssed with the modern psychologi¬cal novel. Unlike the author, 1 can-ntU trace all the influences which hisnovel represents and all the authorsto which he is indebted, but in allprobability the psychological ap¬proach is not learnt today fromJames Joyce and his followers as isso often learnedly sakJ, rather it isin the air, and the current influencesare acting simultaneously on all au¬thors. For instance there is the war,which in Mr. Grabo’s novel, is thecause of much weakening of the.spirit on the part of the characters;this same element is apparent inHemingway, creating a chaotic worldfor a FAIRW'ELL TO ARMS, andalso in WILDER whose novels areromantic flights away from thisearth.A MAN AND A WOMAN is alsoromantic in treatment; his romantic¬ism appears sometimes in thestrangeness of psychology, and atother times in the picturesqueness ofthe scenery. Undoubtedly the trendin modern fiction is towards romance.We are still suffering under the ro¬mance of realism, for since so manyordinary life functions were for along time tabooed from literature,they appear new and wonderfulwhen exhibited in fiction today. Thesame is true with the “real life”dramas of Greek restaurants; we aresomewhat in the position of the poorlittle rich jirl who would lo-o toromp in the gutter. Mr. Grabo’snovel is a more genuinely romantictreatment with only an occasionalreturn to labor pains and other suchdetails, which, by the way, he de¬scribes with considerable gusto.To this extent, A MAN AND A WOMAN is marvelously attuned tocurrent influences, and for this rea¬son, with its ftiteresting story, it isan appealing book. But it misses be¬ing more than that; it is not a real¬ly great book. For one thing, intechnique it is a compromise. Whileit successfully makes use of modernpsychological devices its plan isdistinctly unexperimental. I think itis noteworthy praise to say that inmany respects A MAN AND AWOMAN has faint reflections ofThomas Hardy, but I think it unfor¬tunate that a modern novel shoulduse all the well worn technical de¬vices as Thomas Hardy, or for in¬stance as Sudermann did. Technicaldevices, of course, have their placein fiction, but one of the best de¬vices today is to discard technicaldevices, which have become so ob¬vious to remind the reader he is af¬ter all only looking at a book andnot at real life. Mr. Grabo is theauthor of the TECHNIQUE OF THENOVEL which is, indeed, a very ablepresentation of the devices common¬ly used, but it would have been bet¬ter if he had known less about thetechnique, for his novel is too wellmade, too carefull}’ planne<l. Forinstances, in all text books we aretold setting is to be either contrast¬ed or in harmony with the action.In A MAN AND A WOMAN, Mr.Grabo follows this rule even to theextent of having a virginal moon inthe .sky just before our heroine hasa physical experience.Then too one almdst suspects thenovel of having been written back¬wards. In prosaic fashion everythingthat happens must be foretold manytimes; the villains slink across thestage, and in a jovial fashion weboo at them as though we w’ere wit¬nessing an early American drama.The unity which a novel gains fromsuch devices is too obvious either tobe effective or to constitute real art.In common with the greatest num¬ber of modern books, A MAN AND.4 WOMAN is too verbose. Thereare too many nature descriptions, andthere are too many scenes for themodern reader. The theory is that anovel should have high and lowpoints, but .this when transferred tothe nature descriptions w'ith whichthis and other novels abound usual¬ly means, cra.ssly, that there must begood and bad descriptions. I can seeno reason at all for bad nature de¬scriptions, nor for even indifferentones, for nature plays so little partin our life today that we do not no¬tice it unle.‘=s it particularly appealsto us, in which case it is not an in¬different nature that we are view¬ing. As for trying to write “good”nature descriptions, this leads towhat George Moore calls the “pur¬ple passage”. There are too manypurple pa.s.sages in A MAN AND AWOMAN; the virginal moon is partof one of them.Lastly the novel lacks the tradi¬tion and background which will some¬day make American literature great.Sholom Asche’s THE MOTHER andMazo de la Roch’s THE WHITEOAKS OF JALNA have a finenessabout them which comes becausetheir characters are not mere en¬tities created out of nothing or pro¬vided with a factual background, butthey are representatives of a tradi¬tion, and they have wdthin them themu.sic of folklore. The people of AMAN AND A WOMAN are settlersin Illinois, but for the most part they N. H. BRAILSFORDBRITISH WRITER, TOADDRESS LIBERALSMir. N. H. Brailsford, well-knownBritish writer who recently completeda detailed study of the political andeconomic status of present-dat India,summed up his experiences in a lec¬ture, “My Impressions of India”, giv¬en before the newly-merged Socialistand Liberal clubs March* 2, on theSocial Science .Assembly room..Mf. Brailsford began his talk witha discussion of Gandhi’s campaign ofpassive resistance. He tlien describedthe effects of this campaign, and con¬cluded with a brief survey of India’spossible political future. “In no othercountry in the world, certainly in nowestern coutry,” Mr. Braisford began,“would a campaign of passive resist¬ance be as effective as India’s hasbeen. The Indian temperament is pe¬culiarly fitted to such a plan, as maybe demonstrated !)y the following an¬ecdote. In an Indian village I oncesavy^ four unarmed policemen conducteight prisoners down the street, fol¬lowed by a crowd of one hundred andfifty men singing Nationalist songs.In any other countr}- the men w'ouldhave overwhelmed the uarmed police¬men and rescued the prisoners, butthe Indians made no effort to do so.’’.According to Mr. Brailsford it isnot certain whether the NationalistI)assive resistance and boycott of Brit¬ish goods is a matter of tactics orideals. He believes that Gandhi’s at-j titude is an expression of native opin-I ion as a whole, while it is possible thatj the younger members of the Nation-, alist party are inclined to act along; lines of political expediency.“Gandhi’s plan of passive resistancei is admirably suited to the Indian tem¬perament,’’ said Mr. Brailsford. “Hisfirst step was to encourage the spin¬ning of cotton thread, and the wear¬ing of Khaddar, or rough homespuncloth, in preference to cloth made inICngland. Then he struck at the saltI tax by boiling sea w'ater and usingthe salt obtained thereby. Next heI instigated a boycott of the govern-j ment-operated liquor shops, whichI furnished, before the boycott, one-i fourth of the government revenues.; Widespread refusal of direct taxationwas the climax of his plan. In one dis¬trict the entire population refused topay the land tax, and in spite of whole¬sale confiscation of property, no onegave in and paid the tax.”In November, 1930, a round tableconferetice was held in which leadersof the Nationalist movement met withFhiglish government heads to form anIndian constitution. Mr. Brailsford saidthat while the constitution was un¬doubtedly a step forward. It is not cer¬tain that Gandhi will support it. be¬cause of its ultra-conservative ten¬dencies. “The constitution will allowthe princes to control one-third to one- fourth of the congress as a solid con¬servative block. This group, togetherwith the many conservative membersthat are sure to be elected, will for¬ever prevent India under the constitu¬tion from making any important for¬ward steps politically.”In conclusion, Mr. Brailsford de¬clared, “I believe that dominion statusfor India will be the most satisfactorysolution of the problem. While it isimpossible to predict what the futurewill bring, it is probable that some dayIndia will become a dominion of GreatBritain.”Before the lecture it was announcedthat because the membership andwork of the Liberal and Socialist clubsoverlapped greatly, in the future thetwo organizations would meet and actas one, under the name “Socialistclub”. The combined officers of thetwo organizations will govern the newclub until the next election, when onenew set of officers will be chosen. FEDERATION, W. A. A.,Y. W. C. A. BALLOT ONNEW LEADERS TODAYSpeed Up FraternityInitiations at Illinoismini fraternities may initiate newmembers on six instead of twelveweek grades this semester, accordingto a ruling of the dean of men an-tiounced last night by C. R. Fred¬erick. assistant dean in charge of stu¬dent activities at the University of Illi¬nois.rhe new provision, which supple¬ments previous fraternity initiationrules, has been under consideration forseveral weeks, Frederick said, andconies after University adfninistrativeofficials decided that such a provisionwould permit higher fraternity scho¬lastic averages, as well as [irove ben¬eficial to the student as an individual.Under the six weeks initiation plan,while students may he able to per¬suade istructors to give them favor¬able marks for the period, if the stu¬dents fail during the second period ofthe semester, the houses will have anopportunity to create an atmospheremore favorable for study among thoseindividuals.“.As far as the individual is con¬cerned,” Frederick declared, “it willgive him more encouragement if thereis a possibility for initiation at theend of the six weeks.” If a studentraisos his grades during the first sixweeks of the second semester, it isquite probable that under favorableconditions he can be made to keepthem there, it was indicated. (Continued from page 1)also a member of the Board of Wom-I en’s organizations, and of “C” club.Barbara Cook, a Sigma, is a formerrepresentaflve on the W. .A. .A. board,an aide, a member of Mirror Boardand the Dramatic association.Harriet Ann Trinkle is president ofOrchesis. Leone Bailey, a member ofChi Rho Sigma, is treasurer of Rac¬ket, hockey representative on the VV..A. .A. board, a member of Mirror andthe Dramatic association, and a form¬er member of the Y. W. C. A. sec¬ond cabinet. Esther I'euchtwanger is arepresentative on the W. A. A. board;Dorothy Mohr is treasurer of W. A.•A.; and Isabel Peterson, a member ofPhi Beta Delta, is minor sports repre¬sentative on Board.Y. W. C. A. 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Eiger, how¬ever, won the last bout of the eveninggiving the advantage to Chicago.Gymnasts WinIn the triangular gymnastic meetwith Wisconsin and Michigan, captainEverett Olson won four first placesand one third. He took firsts in thehorizontal bars, flying rings, parallelbars and tumbling. The Maroons wonall three places on the horse withKolb first, Hutchinson second, andAlvarez third. Phillips took secondin the rings and also second in tum¬bling while Bromund won the clubsfrom Larka of Wisconsin. This weekthe gymnasts will meet Illinois at Ur-,bana. Both Illinois and Chicago are ;undefeated this season.Trackmen DefeatedChicago trackmen took an unex- ;pectedly severe beating at the handsof the Michigan team last Saturdayat Ann Arbor, the final score being73-22. The Maroons took two secondsand four thirds to lag far behind theWolverine squad which turned themeet into a record breaking day.Three fieldhouse and four dual meetrecords went by the boards in a meetfeaturing unusually fast times andnotable performances.The only saving phases of the meetfrom the Maroon standpoint were theperformances of Dale I^etts and Law¬rence Brainard in the mile, Roy Blackin the hurdles and the mile relay.Letts established a fieldhouse mark inthe mile with a time of 4:23.1. Black-scored seconds in the high and lowhurdles while the Maroon relay tiedthe Wolverine quartet, thereby break¬ Tuesday, March 21 1 :50—Divinity chapel. Joseph Bond chapel. Reverend Guido R.Meigge, Waldensian pastor, Villasecca, Turin, Italy.2-5—Exhibition of Drawings. Renaissance society. Wieboldt 205,4:15—Concert: Gordon String Quartet (University Orchestral asso¬ciation), Mandel hall.4:30—Public lecture, “Art, Science, and Religion”, Francis Neil-son. Author and Playwright. Harper Assembly room.6:45—Public lecture (downtown). “China’s Political Traditions”.Dr. P. C. Chang, Ph. D., Professor of Philosophy, Nan Kaiuniversity. Art Institute.7:30—Extension Lectures in Religion and Leadership Trainingclasses. Joseph Bond chapel. “Facing the Middle Yearsin Life”, Professor Edmund Conklin. “Frontier Religion”,Professor W. W. Sweet. “The Emerging Reintegration ofLife and Civilization, What is Religious Syncretism? ” Asso¬ciate Professor A. G. Baker. Waldensian Pastor toSpeak at Service(Continued from page 1)near Genoa and was educated at theWaldensian Theological Seminary atTorre I’ellice, Italy and has donegraduate work at the universities ofGlasgow and Kdinburgh. During theWorld War he acted as commissaryin the Italian Army and was commend¬ed by the Italian Crown Prince for hiswork.7:30—Christian Science organization. 1110 E. 58th Street.Professor8—Biology club. “The Regulation of Body Weight.”R. M. Wilder.ing the fieldhouse record in 3;2G.2.The so-called rivalry b;tween Tolanand East in the dO yard dash fellthrough when both Tolan and Camp¬bell of Michigan led the Maixxm run¬ner to the tape. Coach Merriam’steam eked out a third in the 440, athird in the shot put, a third in the880, a second in the lows, a secondand third in the highs and a tie forthird in the high jump. The Maroonswere completely eclipsed in both twomile and pole vault events.Illinois Swamps MatmenCoach Vorres' hitherto undefeatedwrestlers were eliminated from cham¬pionship consideration last Saturdaywhen Illinois took an easy victory 20 to (). By virtue of this feat the Illinimat teair won the title for the we.s-tern division of the Conference and; will face Indiana, eastern sectionchampion for the conference title.Illinois took six of the eight bouts1 from the Maroon performers. Puertaj of Illinois took the only fall of thej meet when he threw Press in the 118j pound class. Captain Dyer, 145pound conference champion wrestledin the 155 pound division and de¬feated his opponent,j Indiana Downs CagersI Coach Norgren’s Maroon five fal-I tered in the last half of the Indianaj game and the Hoosier quintet gath-1 cred a safe margin to win 33 to 22CompleteTheDailyMaroonCoveragi 3 COMEDIES CHOSENFOR PLAY FESTIVAL(Continued from page 1)Friday night are priced at $2, $1.50,$1. 75 cents, and 50 cents, and may¬be secured from room 202, Cobb hallbetween 11 and 4 any- day during thelast Saturday at Bartlett gym. TheChicago team made its last stab atkeeping the issue open late in 'the:second half when Porter sank a bask-!et to tie the count at 21 all. Afterthat the Indiana squad scored at willwhile holding the Maroons practically '.scoreless.The first half presented an exhibi¬tion of faulty playing with both teamsguilty- of wild passing and weakmarksmanship. 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