UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 27, 1931 Price: Five Cent*aroonRETURNRecords Indicate CloseBattle ShouldResult Men to Make Debut inAll CampusRevueDEFENSIVE TEAMS O’HARA DIRECTSBoth Have Suffered UpsAnd Downs in GamesThis Season Production Is ReflectionOf StudentLifeIn a ^me that brings together thetwo outstanding “up and down"teams of the Conference, the Hoo-siers of Indiana meet the Maroons ofChicago tomorrow evening at Bart¬lett gymnasium. Comparative rec¬ords of the two teams give every in¬dication of the fact that the gamewill be as closely contested as wasthe first game in which Chicagosnatched a one point, overtime pe¬riod victory.Defensir* TaainsAs at Bloomington, the gamepromises to be another battle of de¬fense against defense, with eachteam relying upon the other toweaken during the critical moments.For the past week both schools havecentered upon rebuilding and streng¬thening their respective defenses, sothoroughly shattered by the roughshod offensive displayed by Illinoisagainst Chicago last Saturday and, aseffectively, against Indiana the fol¬lowing Monday. The extent to whicheach five has restored their guardinggame will undoubtedly be one of thetelling factors in the tussle Saturday.Using a second string five compos¬ed of Porter and Fraider at guards,Rexinger and Schlifke at forwardsand Cahill at center on offensive,Coach Norgren spent most of the af¬ternoon in a rehearsal of plays withthe varsity on defense. It must beconfessed that the second string fiveappeared to gain the better of thedecision, working in for shot aftershot without a great deal of effectiveopposition. Cahill and Porter borethe brunt of the attack, each makingbaskets from all parts of the floor.Cahill looked unusually good, emerg¬ing several times during a souffle fora loose ball, to pivot and leap highfor difficult push shots. Ashley wasthe bright spot of the varsity defen¬sive work. Showing a remarkableimprovement over his previous guard¬ing, he intercepted pass after passand displayed his old zest for“scrap" under the basket.Campbell a ThreatIn stopping Indiana’s attack, at¬tention will probably be centeredupon Dickie, the Hoosier center, andCampbell, one of the best of thisyear’s crop of floor guards. Teamedwith a veteran at guard. CaptainVeller, Campbell has scored consist¬ently all season and has amazed theIndiana fans with his splendid guard¬ing. In Chicago’s first meeting withthe Hoosiers, Campbell elected totrail Yates, and with such effective¬ness that all the crafty and shiftymaneuvering of the Chicago star gain¬ed him but three hurried and unsuc¬cessful shots at the basket. WithVeller and Campbell in the “hole",the Indiana defensive nucleus has(Continued on page 8)Free Cap & Gown to ,Holder of No. 4601Whoever holds receipt No. 4601is entitled to a free Cap and Gown,as a result of the first “Cap andGown Day" drive for subscriptionsyesterday. The person with the luc¬ky number may have his three dollarsubscription price refunded by call¬ing at the year book office in Lex¬ington hall this afternoon.The intensive spring quarter salescampaign began yesterday with 14salespersons engaged in subscriptionwork.. Each Thursday will ^e knownas “Cap and Qovrn Day" when oneperson holding the winning receiptnumber will be awarded a free copyof the publication. The name of yes¬terday's winner will be announcednext Wednesday in The Daily Ma¬roon. ‘WHAT IN’ CLIMAXESHISTORY ATPolicemen Win PrizesFor Class ExerciseThirteen policemen studyingunder Professor August Vollmerhave won copies of Osburne’s“Question Documents” for theirpapers on the use of typewritingand handwriting evidence.The authors of the two bestpapers who received autographedcopies of the book, are J. B. Conn-lisk and Merrill Ciros. The othereleven recipients of regular edi¬tions are Lieutenant W. M. John¬son, C. W. McLaney, J. T. Mc¬Grath, E. H. Steinway, M. J.Blake, E. H. Breen, P. H. Breitske,J. Logsdon, M. Croake, T. Dono¬van, and H. Holmberg.,.^, ,The contest was started withthe view of stimulating Ure inter¬est of the policemen in this parti¬cular science'on which they havebeen studying. Student, niembersof the ,cl48p , were not eligible towin. th# books under the rules ofthis contest.(Left to right): Jeannette Smith, one of the leading characters, Rosalia Poliak, business manager, Martha Yaeger, productionmanager, and Jeannette Stein, specialty dancer in Mirror’s sixth annual production, ’’What Ho!”, wAdiich wvill be presented in Mandelhall tonight and tomorrow night. Frank O’Hara directed the production, and Frank Parker coached the danc«rs. Male actors ap¬pear in the show for the first tinae in Mirror history.Teams Face Ftve_Conference RivalsIn Week-end TiltsTrack, Wrestling, FencingAnd Gjrm SquadsIn ActionMaroon athletic teams will parti¬cipate in five intercollegiate conteststonight and tomorrow. The Chicagofeixcers engage Wisconsin and thegymnasts meet Wisconsin and Michi¬gan in a triangular affair tonight atBartlett. Tomorrow the wrestlerstake on Illinois at Bartlett gym whilethe fencers compete against Michiganat the south lounge of Reynolds Club.Coach Merriam’s trackmen invadeAnn Arbor tomorrow afternoon for adual meet with the Michigan track¬men.Trackmen At MichiganCoach Charles Hoyt’s Wolverinetrack team inaugurates its conferenceindoor season when it plays host tothe Chicago runners tomorrow after¬noon at Yost Fieldhouse in AnnArbor.Presenting a well balanced squad,the Michigan tracksters anticipateone of their most successful seasonsthis year. Among the outstandingperfornvers on the Maize and Blueare Eddie Tolan, Negro sprint star,Wolfe, a middle distance performerand Hawley Egelston, sophomore highhurdler.(Continued on page 3)MURDERS. MOTHERMEETINGS. DANCESLIVEN WEEK - ENDMurders, mother’s meetings. Mir¬ror and four house dances will addvariety to an otherwise usual week¬end. *Tomorrow the celebrants at the PiLambda Phi house dance will kill twopersons at 9:30 and will spend until1 in finding out who did it. Everyguest is required to give a solutionto the crime and if the criminal isdiscovered, he will be promptly re¬leased, the officials acting in compli¬ance with the general custom.This afternoon at 3:80 the thirdweekly U dance of the quarter willbe given in Ida Noyes hall. Tonightthe Sigma Chi Mothers’ club willgive a bridge from 8 until 12; andthe freshmen of Delta Kappa Epsil¬on will entertain remaining membersof the house and their guest withPhjl Boylf’s orchestra at a dancefrom 9 until 1. Delta Upsilon willhold a reception after Mirror tonight,the^ will be both dancing and re¬freshments.Phi Delta Theta will entertain itsguests tomorrow evening from 9 un¬til 7 at a dance held directly afterthe gam^ ..Music will be furnishedby Curtia Oakes and his Acorns. TheTau Kappa Epsilon Mothers’ dubwill hold a bridge party tomorrowevening from 8 until 12. DRESS REHEARSAL OF ‘WHAT HO!’ STAMPSPRODUCT AS ALL-AROUND PRESENTATIONBy Edgar A. GreenwaldSomewhere around eleven thirtylast night—and Les Urbach andAlice Stinnett still prancing throughthe sixth skit of the second act ofthe current Mirror show; a few“chorines" lounging sleepingly in adeserted Mandel hall; Frank HurburtO’Hiara occasionally ^breaking intothe strenuous efforts with “Do itthis way, but don’t mind me”; andMartha Yaeger sleepily taking noteson what should be corrected.But it is a different Mirror showthan it was last year. The last dressrehearsal is not a concentrated ef¬fort to pound the lines into the castbefore the curtain rises on the finalverdict. It is a smoothing-out pro¬cess this year in which correctionsare purely mechanical, a process di¬rected at the property men, the or¬chestra, and the host of unseen help¬ers behind the wings. The actual per¬formers have learned their parts andare ready for the last notes of theopening overture tonight.Verdict Tonight‘What Ho!’ will answer tonight thequestion of the success of male art¬ists in the show. This is not so ap¬parent in the first act, which, at thewishes of the director, was left tocarry on the “old style" of otheryears. Only in the colorful finalewhich recapitulates the song hits offormer performances, do the menmake an appearance and eventhis is rather unobtrusive.But in the second act they havemajor roles and seem to justify to anappreciable degree the motives whichcaused this change in Mirror policy.An added “pep" is instilled at oncewhich bolsters up considerably the life of the show. It is a pleasant andvariegated contrast to the first act.Consequently patrons should with¬hold their judgments of merit untilthe show is completely over. Thosewho make it a habit to forecast aprospectus of the total review whilesmoking in the lobby after the firstact may make a regretable mistake.^ Properties SimpleThe scenery and costumes tend to¬ward severe simplicity and as a re¬sult will probably draw less adversecriticism than those of precedingyears. Furthermore, the Mirror man¬agers seem at last to have foundsome people on campus who coulddance in a manner convincingenough to keep the audience fromlooking at the progrram to see wheth¬er it was really a dance or only apantomine of a dance. Miss Szurek,Betty Parker, and Mildred Marquis-son do some creditable stepping inthe first act which should draw plen¬ty of applause.But what about the show in gen¬eral? Without being too optimisticor too pessimistic, the show exhibitsvery markedly the result of hardwork, which is a good deal more thancan be said for most campus per¬formances. The managers and theboard have kept up a hard, steadyroutine in the past four weeks whichtells throughout the entire review.The same may be said for everyother department which has had any¬thing to do with “What Ho!" Suc¬cess is within sight.A judgment, in the last analysis,should take into consideration thatit is a campus show; that campuspeople wrote it and will act it; that(Continued on page 4) Rare StradivariiTo Be Used ByGordon QuartetLeader Will Play ViolinOnce Owned byPaganini$120,000 worth of stringed instru¬ments will be played on Mandel stagenext Tuesday, when the GordonString Quartet gives its campus re¬cital, using four of the most valuableinstruments in the world.The violin used by Jacques Gordon,leader of the ensemble is the TomTaylor instrument, one of the tenmost perfect Stradivarii in existence,named for the master who made itin 1732. During its 200 years of use,it has been played by Paganini,Spohr, and Joachim, and it was pur¬chased at $40,000 by Mr. Gordon.Amati ViolinThe violin played by the secondviolinist, Edwin Eidler, was made byAmati, the teacher of Stradivarii, andis recognized as one of his finest, be¬ing appraised at $25,000. Joseph Vie-land plays a viola made by Gasparoda Salo, founder of the Cremonaschool of violin maker.s; and NahoumBenditsky’s cello, which was a partof the Wurlitzer collection, is valuedat $30,000.The functions of a string ensembledemand a subtle blending of instru-(Continued on page 4)Books Back; StudentsElscape Lie DetectorThe faith of Assistant ProfessorRodney Mott in his students and inthe lie detector, has been confirmedand the five copies of Evans’“Cases in Constitutional Law" areback again on the open shelves inHarper library. The torn pagesfrom Cooley’s “Constitutional Lim¬itations" were also returned neatlyclipped together.On Tuesday Professor Mottwarned his students in Constitu¬tional law that, if the missingbooks were not returned to thelibrary before Wednesday evening,he and the lie detector would inter¬view, members of the class individ¬ually. .All day yesterday the bookscaqae in, and by last night everyone .c^ the missing editioni wereretu;rned as as several othervolumes taken last quarter. NAME PATRONSAnp patronessesFOR tM CARNIVALt ~Thirty-four patrons and patroness¬es were announced yesterday for theannual Intramural Carnival to beheld the evening of March 6 in Bart¬lett gymnasium The annual pageantwill iivclude the finals of the wrest¬ling, boxing and track meets, andacts and specialties as well as danc¬ing to the music of Dave Cunning¬ham and his “Gloom Chasers."Those who have been itsked toserve as patrons and patronesses are:Mr. and Mrs. F. C. Woodward, Mr.and Mrs. B. G. Nelson, Dr. and Mrs.C. W. Gilkeyt Mr. and Mxs. C. A.Vane, Dr. and Mrs. D. B. Reed, Mr.and Mrs. W. C. Graham, Major andMrs. T. J. J. Christian, Dr. and Mrs.C. O. Molander, Mr. and Mrs. A. J.Brumbaugh, Mr. and Mrs. C. J.Huth.Mr. and Mirs. R. E. Scammon, Mr.R. J. Bonner, Lieutenant and Mrs.E. G. Norman, Lioutenant and Mrs.N. L. Galbraith, Mr. and Mrs. G. R.Moon, Mr. and Mrs. W. J. Mather,Mr and Mrs. L. B. Sharp, and Mr. J.G. Kerwin.Palmer Clark, director of the Uni¬versity band is working with the actswhuih will porfom the niglit ofi th,ecarnival. Jackie Smith, Goldie Bres-lich and Kitty Garlick form a trio(Continued on page 3) By Jane Ketner“What Ho!” has emerged from itsembryonic phases of rehearsal; andtonight at 8:15, the Mirror execu¬tive board will step before the cur¬tain in Mandel hall and introducethe sixth annual Mirror show, dedi¬cated to a reflection of undergradu¬ate life on the quadrangles.No, “the Gothic hasn’t got us”;and the 1931 Mirror show has re¬cruited its total campus resources toprove it. Twenty-five students,alumni, and faculty have written theskits, lyrics, and music. Thirty-twowomen dance and sing in the chorus.Some thirty more dramatize theskits; and fourteen men make theirdebut as Mirror guest artists, thefinal touch in making Mirror an all¬campus revue.Behind the ScenesThe activities of these people willbe visible tonight, as “What Ho!”makes a new chapter in the pages ofcampus dramatic history; but thereis more. There is Frank HurburtO’Hara, who six years ago recognizedMirror as a possibility, who hasspbnsored it through its early years,and who has written for, planned,and directed the 1931 production., There is Prank Parker, who ha.',danced with Pavlowa and is recog¬nized internationally as a solo diseurand who has returned to campus todirect the ballets. There is EdithBallwebber of the Physical Educa¬tion department, who has coached thetap numbers; Minna Schmidt, whosecostume workshop outfitted the en¬tire revue; Jimmie Henschel, whoseorchestra cooperated on the music;and the great staff of students whohave carried on the business andbackstage phases which make anopening night possible.Alumni SupportThere is too, the army of Mirroralumni who have come back in 1931to help support the greatest venturethe Mirror has ever made. Six yearsago they dedicated the organizationto the “best revue" possible, a mot¬to which freed their successors fromany dogmatic tradition. They sawhere a chance for a spontaneous por¬trayal of the last word in studentopinion, a show, moreover, in which.to embody the more radical.efforts ofstudent dramatists, actresses, pur¬suers of the theatre.GrowthThe result has been that with eachyear the Mirror has grown in thescope of its attempt with no absoluterules of procedure, each productionhas varied in size of cast and modeof presentation Campus, local, na¬tional, and international sidelights(Continued on page 4)A. T. O. Meets PoniesIn 1-M Cage Pinal;^Alpha Tau Omega will meet thePonies in the finals of the class “A"Intramural basketball tournamentMonday night after the Illinois game.In the semi-final games the Ponieswere victors over Phi Delta Epsilonin a fast 10 to 8 battle, the decidinggoal being tossed by a* confusedmember of I%i Delta Epsilon intothe Pomes’ basket. After taggingbehind Delta Upsilon for a danger¬ously long time, the A. T. O. flsringsquadron revived in the final minutesto win by a count of 22 to 18.In the class B semi-finals PhiDelta Theta was' swamped by theFinitzo's uncanny basket eye. A latePhi Delt rally was fruitless, and thefinal-score was 38 for the Macs and8 for Phi Delt, ^ ,Chi Psi went through, Kappa Sig¬ma for a 16 to 10 win in a semi¬final game.Aid In Holding Mirror Before Campus TonightMAROONS TO MEETHoosePage Two THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 27. 1931I iatln iimranttFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished morninga, except Saturday. Sunday and Monday, during the AutumnWinter and Spring* quarter* by The Daily Maroon Company, 6831 University Ave.Subacription rate* $3.00 per year: by mail, $1.60 per year extra. Single oopie*. five-eent* each.Entered a* second class matter March 18, 1903, at the poet office at Chicago,Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserve* all right* of publication of any materialappearing in this pai>er.I Member of the Western Conference Press Association* EDGAR A. GREENWALD, Editor-in-ChiefI ABE L. BLINDER, Business Manager, JOHN H. HARDIN, Managing EditorMARION E. WHITE, Woman’s Editor! ALBERT ARKULES, Senior EditorASSOCIATE EDITORSWALTER W. BAKERMARGARET EGANHERBERT H. JOSEPH. Jr.JANE KESNERLOUIS N. RIDENOUR, IIMERWIN S. ROSENBERGGEORGE T, VAN DERHOEFSOPHOMORE EDITORSRUBE S. FRODINBION B. HOWARDJ. BAYARD POOLEGARLAND ROUTTJAMES F. SIMONWARREN E. THOMPSONSOPHOMORE WOMAN EDITORSDOROTHY A. BARCKMAN ALBERTA KILLIEMAXINE CREVISTON ELIZABETH MILLARTMARJORIE GOLLER INGRED PETERSENELEANOR WILSONJOHN MILLS, Photographic EditorNight Editor: Merwin S. RosenbergAssistant: Rube S. Frodin, Jr.PROM RESULTSAdvance estimates of the >Washington Promenade financialsituation for the current year show a profit somewhere around ahundred dollars. Not only is this encouraging, but a bit amazinginasmuch as work on the affair was begun late, students grumbledat paying high prices for a formal function when their pocketbookscontained so little, and numerous bad precedents of former yearshad given the traditional dance the added tradition of being inevit¬ably a financial failure.The success is attributable to a single factor. The entire workwas supervised by a Prom manager who made it his sole businessto see to it that everything was done expediently and efficiently.The result has been an affair satisfactory from every angle to allwho attended, and the immense relief of knowing that the Under¬graduate Council books would not again be in the red as has beentheir custom since that worthy group took upon its shoulders theentertainment of the student body.An important conclusion is possible from the statistics. TheUndergraduate council is hardly the body to sponsor a studentdance of this type. The council recognized that fact this year byturning the work over to a single student and allowing him thefinal word in making arrangements. In other words, the Washing¬ton Prom is a business affair which must be handled by business¬like people whose only interest is to put on a dance that is satisfac¬tory and does not leave a deficit.In most other schools this work is taken care of by the Juniorclass. TTrat arrangement may meet with success here, too. Thejuniors still have a remnant of enthusiasm and altruism left, andare eager to prove their merit. Tbey would work hard on the prob¬lem and would eliminate the one great difficulty that always standsin the way of success—the difficulty of interesting people.This year one man interested three hundred couples. If thejunior class would sponsor the affair, perhaps twenty-five wouldbe actively engaged in making arrangemnets and proportionatelythat many more people would be interested and would attend.Simultaneously another difficulty would be eliminated—seniors havethe tendency to display their good-fellowship toward their class¬mates by benevolently offering them complimentary tickets. Thisgenerous practice eats a considerable hole into the possible profits iand may be the factor that turns success into failure. !The whole problem resolves itself into one of efficiency andwillingness. It stand to reason that members of the Undergraduatecouncil will not go out and sell tickets or make arrangements. Italso stands to reason that the Prom leaders themselves, being chosenon the basis of the mark they are setting in their undergraduate•activities, cannot forsake their responsibilities in favor of raisingthe ticket sales. This eliminates the seniors entirely. And thejuniors are the only likely group that may prove an alternative.Tliat people like to go to an affair of this type, and thatunder certain circumstances they can really find an appreciableamount of enjoyment out of attendance has been proved this year.So far no adverse comments have appeared. The Prom, then, hasa place in Undergraduate life and can look forward to a decentfuture, providing that annually someone can be found who willtake it upon himself to supervise arrangements.We extend our congratulations to Mr. Wingate on his splen¬did success in a situation that looked impossible, but for the sakeof future safety we advocate that the Prom be nuide the concern ofa group v^iich is not afraid to do its own work and carry its ownburdens.—E A- G. i' ASSOCIATE BUSINESS MANAGERSROBERT T. McCarthyJAMES J. McMAHONSOPHOMORE ASSISTANTS.lOHN CLANCYEDGAR GOLDSMITHCHESTER WARD THE TRAVELLINGBAZAARByART HOWARDNOTE: By request, we are pre¬senting a review of the Mirror show,which you are expected to see tonightor tomorrow night at Mandel Hall,cfls Albert Arkules, Maroon dramacritic might write it. Understand,Mr. Arkules did not write this. Thefollowing is only tvhat might havebeen had he done so.I don’t like it. I don’t like it.' Idon’t like it. I-I-I-I-I-I-M. I wasgreatly disappointed by the produc¬tion which is holding sway now atthe Mandel. The ludricous, loquaci¬ous acting of the divine, dismemb¬ered, and already incompetent andincoherent crew of talent whichw'alks across the stage, sings, andsighs, and walks off made the eve¬ning very boring for me. I wasbored.It is not my intention that youshould get the idea that the actingwas particularly bad. I am ratherinclined to hold the same opinionthat Ashton Stevens does by sayingthat the verbosity of the book wasnot vernacular. The skits and songsthemselves are not funny nor clevernor witty. Mr. O’Hara, the man whodirects this show and the one towhom I owe many thanks for manyhappy evenings in the theater forthe number of good shows he hasdirected and which pleased me, hasevidently lost his knack or else theskits are so bad that no one, noteven my friend and admirer, GeorgeBel-Geddes could do anything withthem. I must confess that I don’tknow just what is the case. Mr,O’Hara possesses a great deal of tal¬ent as he has often demonstrated bypleasing me, but in the current Mir¬ror show, I must admit he is not upto the fauna.Unquestionably, there is materialin this show, for a good play. Itseems like Mr. O’Hara was caughtbetween two fires and didn’t knowwhich one to jump into. It is justanother case of theatricalism whichmakes it one more play. There wasan opportunity here for Mir. O’ltkato do for the American drama justwhat Ben Hecht did for Americanliterature in his book, “The Bridge of San Luis Rey”, but like BenHech^ he fails.It is possible that I am doing ev¬eryone in the play including theauthors and directors an injustice.Perhaps if anyone or all of the threehad been better, it would be a bet¬ter show. There are exceptions, however, to the criticisms I have out¬lined above. These exceptions arethe book, songs, music and director.In fact, to do everyone concernedjustice I must admit that the showwas good and pleased me a gn^eatdeal. But right away I am confront¬ed with a not too happy outlook. D is my habit not to like anything Imight see and, of course, to keep upmy reputation as a critic, Mirror isno exception. As a matter of factand to tell the truth, I was verymuch pleased by the Mirror show,but I have written rotten criticisms(Continued on page 4)Just Out!A thrilling story of the adjust¬ment between a Chicago feministand a dominating but fascinatingIllinois farmer.Tense — bitter — dramatic,but a good love story.READ IT.$2.00A NOVELbyCARLGRABO(English Department, University of Chicago)Get your copy atU. of C. Bookstore5802 Elli* Ave.bm OrBlftMCHRIST CHURCH(Episcopal)65th and Woodlawn Ave.The Rev. Walter C. Bihler, M. A., Rector.SUNDAY SERVICES. MARCH 1. 19317:30 A. M.—Holy Communion.10:15 A. M.—Church School.1 1 A. M.—Holy Communion.8:00 P. M.—Evensong and Sermon.Guest Preacher—^The Rev. W. B. StoskopfRector—TTie Church of the Ascension, Chicago THE FIRST UNITARIAN CHURCHWoodlawn Avenue and 57th StreetVon Ogden Vogt—MinisterSUNDAY. MARCH 1. 193110:00 A. M.—Church School.10:30—Pre-College Group.1 1:00 A. M.—“Self Sufficient Nature”, Von Ogden Vogt.6:00 P. M.—Channing Club. “The Social Significance ofPress”—Mr. Spencer W. Castle of the HydePark Herald, speaker.7:00 P. M.—Supper.St. Paul’s Church50th and DorchesterParish Office: 4945 DorchesterAvenueTel. Oakland 3185REV. GEORGE H. THOMASREV. OTIS G. JACKSONSunday Services:Holy Communion, 8:00 A. M.Church School Service, 9:30 A.M.Morning Service, 11:00 A. M.Evening Service, 7:46 P. M.Young Peoples’ Society5:30 P. M. The Church ofThe Redeemer(EPISCOPAL)56th and BlackstoneRev. E. S. WhiteUniversity Student PastorRev. W. W. HorstickAssistantSUNDAY SERVICESHoly Communion, 8.00 A. M.Short Sung Eucharist, 9:30 A. M.Choral Eucharist and Sermon,11:00 A. M.Choral Evensong and Sermon,7:30 P. 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SSth St. Mid. 5196BEAUTIFUL TYPINGSarah TajpUirWork Called For and Dollyerod1434 Plalaanco Crt. Plata 5346(Blackstone south of 60th) Wabash 6860J. o.& CO.Established 1900UNUSUAL FRATERNITYJEWELRYHotel HayesCafeteriaUniversity Avenue at 64thStreetThis Sunday and EverySunday.45cRoast Young TurkeyCelery and Walnut DressingHours: 12:00 to 2:00 P. M.5:15 to 8:00 P. M.Every night a 25c meatspecial.Friday night old fashionedOyster Stew 15c500 Rooms—Rates $8.00to $20.00 per week.Our lounge is at yourservice for meeting yourfriends and keepingappointments. Survey Shows LivingCosts Rise FasterThan WagesFrom The Daily Cardinal—Ac¬cording to the report of Prof. JohnR. Commons, University of Wiscon¬sin economist, a 30-year survey ofthe salaries of university professorsshows that the average faculty mem¬ber is in practically the same eco¬nomic position he was in 1900.Although the average salaries ofall persons on the university facul¬ty have increased on the whole, theyhave not kept pace with costs of liv¬ing. Comparison of the Commonsreport with industrial index figuresshows that the real incomes of wageearners, farmers, business men andpublic school teachers have greatlyexceeded the percentage of increaseof the university members during thesame periodThe report shows that the totalloss in real income—i. e., the averagefaculty salary compared to the costof living during the same period—isequal to a cut of 15 per cent of theaverage salary from 1900 to 1930,fluctuated yearly with fluctuations incosts of living. It is also proventhat the total buying power of theaverage faculty income, as compar¬ed with commodity values during thesame period, is 470 per cent belowthe total cost of living during theperiod .studied.It was not until September, 1930,that Pres. Glenn Frank was able toraise the average faculty income to astandard which places the averagemember on a slightly better financialfooting than in 1901.“In September, 1930, the averagefaculty salary at the university hadincreased 194.2 per cent above the1901 average,” the survey points out.“The cost of living in Madison foruniversity faculty members had in¬creased 191.8 per cent in the sametime. The faculty, then, on the average was able to purchase 1.3 per centmore goods in September, 1930, thanin 1901.“This was the first year that thefaculty real income equaled that of1901, for in every other year the !cost of living had advanced since |1901 more than salaries. This re¬duction reached a maximum in 1920when the purchasing power of uni¬versity salaries had declined to 55per cent of the 1901 figure.”During the 20 years from 1901 to1920, when the cost of living in- |creased 120 per cent, the average iof the salaries of all persons on theuniversity faculty had risen only 33per cent.“This means that the salaries real¬ly have been reduced about 40 percent since 1901, although normallyincreased 33 per cent,” the surveycontinues.Salaries Reduced“Normally, the average salarieswere raised from $1,858 in 1901 to$2,020 in 1914 and $2,449 in 1920.Actually, they were reduced from$1,858 in 1901 to $1,760 in 1914and to $1,200 in 1920.”The report cited the case of oneprofessor who has been head of hisdepartment for 20 years and who hashim.self reached the top of his sci¬ence in the United States. His sal¬ary, when adjusted to commodityvalues, was shown to be less in 1920than in 1901.“He and others like him, who havespent their lifetime in the profes¬sion, cannot help themselves, unlessthey go into business,” the reportpoints out. “He cannot honestly ad¬vise young men to follow his exam¬ple and choose a scientific profes¬sion where 40 years of hard workand the highest possible attainmentbring him less than one-half of thereal salary he had when he was 20years younger.”After leaving the grade schools atthe age of 14, a student must usuallyspend at least 11 years in prepara¬tion to become an instructor in theuniversity.“Considering what he might haveearned in a trade or business andwhat he spends for his education,his investment in himself shouldprobably be figured at $10,000 be¬fore he can begin as an instructor,”the report estimates.Starting with the prices of 1900 as$100, the Commons report adds 25per cent to 1913, and increases theresulting figure by 75 per cent toget the total increase of about 120per cent for the period from 1900to 1919 Assemblyman Asks for10% Reduction;Many AffectedFrom The Daily Cardinal—A 10per cent wage cut proposal, affect¬ing the personnel of the Universityof Wisconsin from the presidentdown through all the departments tothe merest assistant attache, as wellas all state employes who receive astipend of more than $90 per month,was introduced in the lower house byAssemblyman Jacob J. Blahnik, Al-goma.The measure provides that, com¬mencing March 1, the present sal¬aries of all state officers and em¬ployes in the capitol, university, nor¬mal .schools, penal, charitable andcorrectional institutions, be reduced10 per cent, and stipulates that nosalary shall be reduced to less thani $90 per month. According to itsI terms, no salary above $90 shallI hereafter be increased until the ex-i isting agricultural and industrial de¬pression shall have ended, which con¬dition is to be adjudged by the gov-1 ernor.I Aids TaxpayersI Proponents of this move view it asi a belated attempt to remove some ofthe weight from the shoulders of theover-burdened real property taxpay¬ers, and hope that the saving to the! state resulting from the wage cut canI be passed on to the property owners.The bill reads:“Beginning March 1, 1931, theI present salaries of all state officersand employes shall be reduced 10 perj cent, providing that no salary shallbe decreased to less than $90 permonth.I locreaae After Depressionj “No salary above $90 per month; shall thereafter be increased untilI the governor shall, by written orderI filed with the secretary of state and[ the direcor of personnel, determineI that the present agrriculture and in¬dustrial depression shall have ended.“New employes engaged afterMarch 1 shall in no instance be paid-a la'ger salary than the present sal¬ary for the post, less 10 per cent.”Chicago Five FacesHoosier Quintet inReturn Cage Game(Continued from page 1)one of the best pairs of guards inthe circuit.On the offensive, perhaps thegreatest danger from Indiana is inthe occasional “red hot” shooting oflanky Joe Zeller at forward. Al¬though in the first game this season,the fortune of war elected to keepZeller’s eye from centering directlyon the basket, but when such is thecase the result is certain and disas¬trous. In both of last year’s gamesZeller broke loose to outscore evenhis great teammate and Captain,Branch McCracken. At Bartlett gymlast season, just in the height of aconcentrated Chicago rally, Zellertook four shots from near the cen¬ter of the floor and missed not asingle one.At Bloomington, it was Stephen¬son and Fish who kept Chicago in jthe game with long range shots.Stevie found his hot spot along theside of the floor soon after the open- Iing whistle and it wasn’t until he hadswished three that Captain Vellercalled a timeout conference whichrendered a resolution to the effectthat Stevie should be kept off that Ispot.NAME PATRONS !AND PATRONESSES!FOR I-M CARNIVAL(Continued from page 1)which will entertain ,and FlorenceFleming has been chosen to sing sev¬eral selections Mary Lou Forbrichand Co. will offer an acrobatic nov¬elty. Marion Stonesiefer and Wlad-islava Mae Szurek will dance, whileArchie Winning is scheduled to pre¬sent one of his Scotch specialties.The Delthoj will put on a Russiansketch, and further entertainmentwill be offered by Glenn Tilton andhis accordion, and a company of A.T. O.’s. Final preparations are be¬ing made by the I-M staff. Teams Face FiveConference RivalsIn Week-end Tilts(Continued from page 1)In contrast with the optimism pre¬vailing at the Wolverine quarters,CoAch Ned Merriam expresses littlehope in the Maroon’s chances of con¬quering the opponent although theChicago runners won over the Michi¬gan thin clads in their meeting lastyear 49 1-2 to 45 1-2. The Maroon’sutter weakness in the three fieldevents offers too great a handicap toovercome.Another set-back presented itselfyesterday when Don Birney, polevaulter, the only man conceded aplace against the Wolverine soarers,turned up with an injured leg whichincapacitated him. Birney, met withthe accident while taking a workoutat the Oak Park gymnasium, and willbe out for two weeks.East Meets TolanFeaturing the dual meet will bethe annual dash rivalry between Cap¬tain Bud East and Eddie Tolan. Lastyear East ran a sensational race toupset the dusky speed merchant. TheWolverine star has been travelling inchampionship style this winter andwill offer the Maroon sprinter a ter¬rific contest to the tape.The high hurdle event promises topresent close competition, between RoyBlack and Robert Bibb of Chicagoand Hawley Egelston of Michigan.The Maroon timber topping duet dis¬played abundant talent at the Quad¬rangular meet last Saturday, butvictory is by no means assured sinceEgelston, a lean lanky runner whoestablished a freshman record in thehigh hurdles last year, threatens toerase the conference record in theevent. Egelston is a local product,coming from Hyde Park high school.Dale Letts should experience littledifficulty in leading half-mile aspir¬ants to the tape, while ' LawrenceBrainard may match strides with thetalented Wolfe of Michigan in themile run. Coach M'^rriam intends torun the two men in both events, hop¬ing that they may maYk up enoughpoints to offset the distinct handi¬cap in the field events. Alfred Kellyhas been bothered by his left legwhich was broken during the crosscountry season, but should place inthe two mile.Gymnasts In Triangular TonightFour Chicago gymnasts will maketheir last home appearance tonightin a triangular turner meet withWisconsin and Michigan at Bartlettgym. Coach Hoffer’s men seemheaded for their annual Conferencetitle in gym as their record remainsunblemished in dual competition thisyear.Kolb, Phillips, Broniund and Hut¬chinson are the four veteran gymnastswho will not be available for serviceat the close of the season. CaptainOlson, a junior, has been takinghonors in five of the six events con¬sistently, and should score deeply inthe triangrular affair tomorrow. Theother regulars on Coach Hoffer’ssquad are Alvarez, Jefferson, andMurphy.The meet begins at 7:30. CoachHoffer expects keen competition fromthe Wisconsin gymnasts but does notcount on trouble from Michigan whosegym team was recently organized.The meet is open to the public with¬out charge.Wrestler* Compete Against IlliniUnchecked in Conference competi¬tion, Coach Vorres’ wrestlers will at¬tempt to increase their string of vic¬tories in the meet with Illinois tomor¬row night at 9 in Bartlett gym fol¬lowing the Chicago-Indiana basketballgame.The tentative Chicago lineup in¬cludes Bernstein, 118 pounds; Sherre,126; Todhunter, 135; Captain Dyer,145; Zenner, 155; Busse, 165; Gabel,175 and Erickson, heavyweight. Theprobable Illini team comprises Puerta,Dooley, Emmons, Trowbridge, Grad-man, Hewitt, Schijlz and Ambler.Fencery Moot WisconsinThe Varsity fencing team faces aheavy schedule this week-end whenthey fight two conference meets withWisconsin and Michigan. The first,with Wisconsin, will be fought thisevening in Bartlett at 8, and thesecond with Michigan tomorrow eve¬ning in the south lounge of the Rey¬nolds club at 8. Wisconsin and Michi¬gan will fight a duel meet this after¬noon in Bartlett at 2:30.Those men selected to compete inthe Wisconsin meet for Chicago areEdmund Walsh, Gabriel Almond andCecil Coombs in foil; Donald Gilliesand Gilbert Hayes in epee, and GeorgeVan der Hoef and Robert Eiger insabre. Next week-end the team will goto Urbana for the Illinois meet. EMIL G.HIRSCH CENTER4622 South ParkwayFriday, Februeuy 27, 1931Prof. Mortimer J. Adler of the U. of C.: “Kant and the Originof Pragmatism”. 8:15.Monday, March 2, 1931Maurice Hindus of New York: “Russia After theRevolution”. 8:15.SPECIAL SHORT TIME ONLY50c Reduction with This AdAFAMOUSPUSH-UPPERMANENTWAVEHAIR DYEING FACIALS$3.50 up $1 upSPECIAL ALL WEEKHsir Cot, 50c: Shanpoo, 60c; MarccI, 50c; Arch. 50c;Ware. 50c; Msnienre. 50c. 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