Vol. 31. No. 47. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, JANUARY 9, 1931 Price: Five CentsWOELLNER, KENNANAID SENIORS vnraNEW VOCAnON PLANInitiate Lecture SeriesTo Combat JobShortageEXPERT^O TALKRedouble Efforts to HelpGreater Number ofApplicantsBy Edgar A. GreenwaldReminding the student that a vo¬cation after he leaves school shouldbe the result of sufficient fore¬thought and contemplation, and notmerely the outcome of a randomgrasp at the first opportunity thatpresents itself, the Bureau of Voca¬tional Guidance and Placement is in¬augurating a series of lectures givingthe student first hand information onthe topic of picking a suitable job.The remarkable feature of thisstep is that it has been taken in theface of a depression which has de¬creased the percentage of availablework tremendously. With the num¬ber of positions steadily on a declineand the number of applicants alwayson the upgrade, Mr. J. C. Kennanand Mr. R. C. Woellner, Placementheads, have felt that educating theapplicants to pick the type of workthey wish to" pursue in an intelligentmanner has become more and morenecessary. The depression is here.Instead of bewailing the fact, Mr.Kennan and Mr. Woellner are plan¬ning to redouble their efforts insecuring jobs for students.Business SymposiumThe plan which is now being spon¬sored brings to the campus a host ofmen who have risen to the top intheir respective fields and are com¬petent to give advice to those whoplan to follow in their footsteps.Three of these speakers, Mr. Se¬well L. Avery, Mr. Albert W. Sherer,and Mr. Earnest E. Quantrell areUniversity trustees. The series, bring¬ing nine leaders to the lecture plat¬form, begins January 14 and con¬tinues to March 11.The motive and the reason prompt¬ing this type of education is the re¬sult of two fundamental contentions,discovered by actual experience. First,the student must be educated to pickhis work intelligently if he is to befitted into the field most suitabe tohim. If he does not expend a suf¬ficient amount of forethought onwhat is perhaps the most importantstep in his life, a square peg in around hole is the inevitable outcome.Second, information of the typeneeded is usually hard to get. Thefact that the University is in a posi¬tion to get these men to devote theirtime in helping students with a dif¬ficult problem leads to the belief thata genuine interest and appreciableresult will ensue.Students ConcernedThe depression, which has led theDirector of Placement at North¬western university, Mr. R. Trench¬er, to draw some very pessimisticconclusions regarding the future ofJune graduates, is, according to Mr.Kennan, causing the students con¬siderable worry. However, a simul¬taneous hope that by providing a(Continued on page 2)Women Needed ForService In ClinicUniversity women who are inter¬ested in volunteering their servicesto the clinic for various types ofhospital work are invited by Mrs. G.F. Swift, chairman of the auxiliarycommittee, to tea today at 3 in theNurses’ sitting room in Billings hos¬pital.Miss Ruth Emmerson, director ofthe Social Service department at thehospital, will present the various op¬portunities for work in the follow¬ing activities: serving as hostessesduring visiting hours, performinglibrary duties, rolling bandages, mak¬ing surgical dressings, and helpingwith the children in the Bobs RobertMemorial hospital.Mrs. Edith Foster Flint, chairmanof the University Women’s counciland Mrs. Charles W. Gilkey will alsobe present at the tea. 1 McCutcheon GivesCartoon to HutchinsA reminder of one of the trib¬utes paid to the announcement ofthe new educational policy to bepersued by the University wasigiven to President Hutchins byJohn T. McCutcheon in the formof his original drawing of thecartoon appearing on the frontpage of the Chicago Tribune. Thecartoon appeared shortly afterthei Chicago-Michigan footballfame and the announcement of thenew plan.Mr. McCutcheon, long design¬ated as the dean of Americancartoonists, titled his drawing the“Relative Importance of Two An¬nouncements.” Below he depictedseven collegians in raccoons read¬ing the announcement that Chi¬cago had ended the football sea¬son at the bottom of the Big Ten.Above, there were multitudes ofpeople surveying a huge sign tell¬ing of the new plan which justi¬fied the time and money spent incollege.Find Modernism inFantastic BeautyOf Japanese ArtRenaissance Society HasRare Prints OnDisplayA multitude of designs, display¬ing realistically and plastically thedevelopment of caligraphic charact¬ers are given voice in the Japaneseprints, on exhibition in Wieboldt205 under the auspices of the Ren¬aissance Society. The gallery ofprints has been specially arrangedto indicate the degree of influenceJapanese art has exercised on West¬ern art in the paet fifty years, ac¬cording to Miss Eva Echutze, pres¬ident of the Renaissance society.Pure Liine Predominate*The greater part of our so-calledimpressionistic and modern art canbe traced directly to the old Japan¬ese use of the accenting angle andits contrast with curves, to the pre¬dominance of pure line, and to theflat surfaces with slight or no mod¬eling. Among the artists whose in¬fluence has been the most prom¬inent are the “Primitives” who em¬ploy little or no color and devotetheir entire efforts to creating lineand space design. The subjects dealtwith are often of degraded and sen¬timental import but their value liesin their perfect rhythm, contour, andcolor.The works of Utamaro, a brilliantand prolific designer, to whom be¬longs the credit of bringing the artof his country into France, and thework of Hokusai and Hiroshige, twogreat print designers of the modernEast, comprise the greater part ofthe exhibition of prints. Lithographsand etchings executed by Toulouse,Lautrec, Degas, Whistler, Van Gogh,and Mary Gassatt are included in the idisplay. !(Continued on page 3) }FRESHMEN MEETTO PLAN 1931SOCIAL PROGRAMPlans for comprehensive social ac¬tivities for the Freshman class were^outlined Wednesday evening at ajoint meeting of the executive com¬mittees of the Freshman Women’sclub and the Green Cap club. Mrs.R. V. Merrill, social director of theUniversity, sponsored the meeting.Mary Voehl, president, PatriciaBonner, treasurer, Lorraine Watson,secretary, Katherine Wiedenhoeft,social chairman, and Genevieve Wil¬liamson represented the FreshmanWomen’s club, and Leonard Visser,president, Harlan Page, Hal James,Frank Carr and James Shapiro rep¬resented the Green Cap club. Planswere formulated for bringing thefreshmen together in small informalgatherings and dances which wouldenable them to become more intim¬ately acquainted.As a preliminary step, it was de¬cided that each delegate shouldbring a freshman to a meeting to beheld next Wednesday evening at7:30 in Ida Noyes Hall. This will(Continued on page 3) I-M CAGE TOURNEYSTARTS ON MONDAYRecord Entry List IsAcknowledged ByStaffIntramural basketball games sched¬uled for last night were postponedto Monday at the request of severaldormitory and professional schoolteams who needed extra days to getinto competitive trim, the departmentannounced yesterday afternoon.When competition finally beginsMonday night, it will be confined tonon-fraternity teams, in deference tothe traditional Monday night frater¬nity meetings. The schedule for non¬fraternity play will be released to¬day. Henry Sulcer, “A” basketballmanager, announced.Forty-Two Team*A total of forty-two teams haveentered seven “A” leagues, thegreatest entry list in the history oflocal Intramural competition. Five ofthe leagues will include fraternityteams, one dormitory organizations,and one professional school outfits.“B” teams, under the manager¬ship of J. M. Kerstein, number twen¬ty, and they will be divided into fiveleagues. The department yesterdayissued the announcement that organ¬izations which lack enough fresh¬men and sophomores to comprise a“B” team may enter a second “A”team, securing the same number ofparticipation points as the entranceof a “B” team.Freshmen to WorkAnother departmental innovationintroduced by the Intramural staff isa scheme to give freshmen experi¬ence in running games. Each of fif¬teen freshmen will assist in timingand refereeing four contests duringthe quarter. Wally Hebert will havechax'ge vt olTicials and equipment forall games.According to present plans, non¬fraternity “A” and “B” teams willmeet on Monday nights, fraternity“B” teams on Tuesday nights, andfraternity “A” teams on Thursdaynights. Four games will be handledon each court each night, at forty-five minute intervals, beginning at7:15, 8, 8:45, and 9:30.Because of the greater participa¬tion in this winter quarter sport,some of the games will have to beheld in Sunny gymnasium. The ma¬jority of the matches however willtake place at Bartlett.Hold InterscholasticSwim PreliminariesAt Bartlett TodayPreliminaries in the seventh an¬nual swimming interscholastic willstart this afternoon at 4 with thefancy diving event the first on theprogram. There are eighteen en¬tries in this event representing near¬ly all of the teams in the meet. Thesecond and final event of the after¬noon will be the 220 yard free styleat 5. All other preliminary eventswill be run this evening starting at7:30, and the finals will start at2:30 tomorrow afternoon.If it swims up to form Schurz’crack 160 yard relay team shouldbeat the meet record, but it will beclosely pressed by the Englewoodand Main Township teams. Schurzwill also be defending its medleyrelay record made last year, al¬though Main Township, Englewood,and Lane have made better timesthis year.Stolar of Englewood and Horn ofLaGrange will be the outstandingperformers in the 100 yard breaststroke. Geeraerts of Englewoodshould win the 100 yard back stroke,but he will be pushed by three menfrom Main Township, Sweet and thetwo Pascoe brothers. Competitors inboth the fancy diving event and the220 yard free style are mostly newmen with the exception of Etlen-bough of Roosevelt in fancy divingand Polovan of Crane and Barlowof Main Township in the 220. Ad¬mission to the interscholastic will betwenty-five cents, and special bleach¬ers have been put up at the end ofthe pool to accommodate spectators. ELEamCAL RULESREAPPEAR IN HALLSNotices Are Nailed toDoors of Women’sWardrobesNotices of dormitory regulations,as specified by the City of ChicagoElectrical code for dormitories, havebeen nailed to the wardrobe doorsin all rooms of campus halls forwomen. This set of rules was postedseveral years ago and then removed,but the Green hall office has deemedit advisable to renew the notices.Mrs. M. Tucker, member of theCommons’ dietetic staff, declined togive a reason for this action, butstated that there was no cause forexcitement, inasmuch as the ruleshave existed for years, and that theaction was not due to any instancesof petty thievery.No Stove*Among the rules mentioned, thewomen may not use electrical stovesfor cooking purposes, irons, norother such appiances in theirrooms. So that the women may stillhave cooking facilities, electricplates have been installed in the cor¬ridors, and teas, rarebits, and soupcourses may continue as usual.Wall plugs for lamps must be ap¬proved before attachment to thelighting system. If wire cord needssplicing the housekeeper should benotified, so as to prevent blowing offuses, which has occasionally leftfloors in total darkness.No inflammable materials may bekept in the rooms, hence no cloth¬ing may be cleaned by gasoline,naphtha, or alcohol.Mice, Beware.All food must be stored in verminproof containers, so that mice maybe prevented from molesting andharassing the women during thenifebt. Mouse-traps, incidentally,will be provided by the housekeeper,free of charge, upon request.The University is not responsiblefor baggage or trunks which arrivebefore the halls are officially open¬ed for occupancy at the beginningof any quarter.Alarms are provided in the hallto be sounded in case of fire. Insuch an event, the full details of thefire should be given over the hallphone to the telephone operator, andthe head of the hall and the office ofwomen’s halls should be ^notified im¬mediately. Fire drills will be heldat regular intervals to insure thesafety of occupanjts.Jackson, AccountingAuthority, AppointedTo C. & A. FacultyProfessor J. Hugh Jackson ofStanford university and world au¬thority on accounting, has been ap¬pointed to the faculty of the Uni¬versity where he will offer twocourses of Commerce and Adminis¬tration. He will take up residencethe summer quarter presenting thecourses “Auditing and AccountingProcedure”, and “Accounting The¬ory”.He has received three degres,the A. B. from Simpson college, theM. B. A. with distinction from Har¬vard University, and the LL.D fromSimpson college. His teaching careerbegan in St. Louis high schools as aninstructor in bookkeeping, fromwhich he rose to Professor of Ac¬counting at the Stanford Graduateschool of business. He also taughtat the Universities of Oregon andMinnesota, Harvard Graduate Schoolof Business and Administration, andNew York University.His literary works include threebooks, “Audit Working Papers”,‘^Bookkeeping and Business Knowl¬edge”, “Auditing Problems”, and avariety of articles and book reviewsfor accounting journals and papers.In 1928 Professor Jackson waspresident of the American Associa¬tion of University Instructors in Ac¬counting and also was a member ofthe American Institute of Account¬ants. He is president of the Stan¬ford university bookstore and Pres¬ident of the Wesley Foundation forStanford. From 1921 to 1931, hewas associated with the firm ofIj^/ce, Waterhouse & Co., in New■Mjrk, Bbston, and San Francisco.^ Hold Extra TryoutFor Mirror TodayAnother tryout for Mirror andPlayfest will be held today from3 on in the Tower room. Threetryouts have been held so far,duHng which time, 100 aspir¬ants have tried out. This addi¬tional opportunity is being givenowing to the fact that so great anumber had to be turned awayyesterday because of lack oftime.Twenty have signed up for theclass in stage craft which is be¬ing sponsored by the Dramatic as¬sociation. The first meeting willbe held this afternoon at 3:30 inthe Tower room and registrationsmay be made at this time. Thepurpose of the class is to aid thoseinterested in the technical side ofthe stage.Mr. Frank Hurburt O’Hara willspeak at the meeting this after-non, and each week thereafter>ther stage authorities will bepresent to offer instruction.Science, Religion .Not in Conflict,Declares NeilsonLeads Quest for Justice;Raps UnemploymentRelief Plans“There is not, nor ought there be,any conflict between science andreligion. The idea of God is aregulative process of reason,” wasthe conclusion reached by FrancisNeilson, author, playwright, andformer member of Parliament, inthe first of a series of lectures On“Art, Science, and Religion.” Theseries will continue throughout thewinter quarter.* In his initial lecture Mr. Neilsonattempted to construct a backgroundfor further studies, drawing exam¬ples from the English constitution,events in world history, the philos¬ophy of Kant, and the writings ofEddington. The victory of scienceover religion and the heyday of therationalist movement in the nine¬teenth century was outlined, with thesad commentary that “no one learnsfrom the authority of experience.”The nineteenth century itself wasdescribed as the “Age of Interfer¬ence.”“God is a Moral Relation”Throughout his address Mr. Neil¬son led a quest for “justice,” whichhe found most happily expressed inthe philosophy of Kant: “God is nota physical substance outside me,but a moral relation within me,” hedecided. The old idea of religionwith its hair-splitting creeds and ar¬gument does not appeal to him.Education has undergone import¬ant changes as a result of the tri¬umph of science over religion. Ev¬erything is compiled, codified, andoutlined—all our books are chosenfor us. “Who would not be a studentnow? It’s a child’s play.”(Continued on page 3)VARSITY FENCERSCOMMENCE SEASONAT NORTHWESTERNThe University fencing team willopen its conference season January17 when they meet Northwestern atEvanston. The team this year iscomposed almost entirely of newmen. Edmund Walsh and GeorgeVan der Hoef are the only two reg¬ulars back and Coach Merrill is mak¬ing replacements from last year’ssquad. Walsh and Almond are theonly selections so far for foils andVan der Hoef and Shafton will com¬pete in sabres. Both epee men anda third foil man remain yet to beselected.This year the team will meet OhioState at Columbus on February 7,Wisconsin, here on February 27,Michigan here February 28, Illinois,at Urbana March 7 and the Confer¬ence meet March 13-14 at Illinois.The Michigan meet will be held inthe Reynolds club where the teammet them two years ago. An addi¬tional meet has also been scheduledwith the Michigan Aggies, the dateof which has not yet been an¬nounced. MAROON CAGE TEAMBAHLES FIRST BIGTEN FOE TOMORROWNorgren’s Five EngagesVeteran IndianaSquadfavorTioosiersBoast Victories OverPennsylvania andPittsburgIndiana will provide the acid testfor the Maroon basketball team inthe opening Conference game of theseason for each, tomorrow eveningat Bloomington. Chicago is puttingher best foot forward this season andthe veteran Hoosiers should be infor an interesting game at all events.If Chicago should defeat Indiana, ateam rated by critics as one of theoutstanding contestants for the BigTen title, it would be an exceedinglystrong indication to Chicago support¬ers that Norgren’s squad is not be¬yond consideration for title honors.Indiana UndefeatedThe Hoosiers will undoubtedlypresent a strong and versatile team.Except for the loss of the veterancenter, McCracken, all conference se¬lection for three years, and the lan¬ky Strickland at forward, the teamthat finished second in the Confer¬ence rating last year returns intact.Claire Veller, playing his third yearat floor guard, leads a seasoned teamcomposed of Zeller, the slippery sixfooter that dropped in four basketsin a row from the side of the flooragainst Chicago last year; Asheryand Miller, who are alternating atthe other forward; Jasper, the lan¬ky center who was McCracken’s un-j derstudy last year and a good one;I and Campbell, a small guard who hasreached a peak in offensive playthat is comparable to Purdue’s greatthreat. Wooden.That Indiana has lost none of herlast year’s polish, can be seen fromthe fact that she is undefeated todate, having slipped through her pre¬season games in impressive style.Even more convincing, was,the leis¬urely manner in which she disposedof Pittsburg and Pennsylvania, bothof whom came out of the East as rep¬resentatives of the best that sectionhad to offer.Marquette Victory ImportantOn the other hand Chicago has asmooth working, fast scoring attackthat will provide any team in theConference much trouble. LastTuesday’s victory over MarquetteUniversity definitely stamped the Ma¬roons as a dark horse contender inthe title race. Marquette had but afew days previous, turned back theattack of Dr. Meanwell’s Wisconsinteam, and had managed to eke out aone point victory over the Badgers.The fact that critics had rated Wis¬consin along with Indiana, Purdueand Michigan, and coupled with thefact that never once after the open¬ing whistle had blown, did Mar¬quette lead Chicago makes the pos¬sibility of a Chicago victory tomor¬row evening extremely possible.55 Men Will GoOn Druce Lake TripA group of fifty-five men madeup of faculty men and representa¬tives of each class will leave Satur¬day morning, January 17, on theNorth Shore Electric for Druce Lakecamp, ten miles northwest of Wau¬kegan, Wisconsin. This is the firsttrip to Druce Lake this year becausethe trip planned by the Men’s Com¬mission for early in December hadto be postponed. This trip is spon¬sored by a committee made up ofDan McGuigan, Frank Carr, KenRouse, John Kennan, Gilbert White,and M. D. McLean.Because the accommodations atDruce Lake camp are limited, thegroup making the trip cannot exceedfifty-five. Twenty freshmen, tensophomores, ten upperclassmen, andfrom ten to twelve faculty men willmake the trip. Dean Charles W.Gilkey, Dean William Scott, DbanA. J. Brumbaugh, and James L.Palmer of the C. and A. school haveaccepted invitations. . —Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 9, 1931imlg iMar00ttFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the AutumnWinter and Springs quarters by The Daily Maroon Company, 6831 University Ave.Subscription rates $3.00 per year ; by mail, $1.50 per year extra. Single copies, five-cents each.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the post office at Chicago,Illinois, under the .Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this pai>er.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationEDGAR A. GREEXWALD, Editor-in-ChiefABE L. BLINDER, Business ManagerJOHN H. HARDIN, Managing EditorMARION E. WHITE, Woman’s EditorALBERT ARKULES, Senior EditorASSOCIATE EDITORSWALTER W. BAKERMARGARET EGANHERBERT H. JOSEPH. Jr.JANE KESNERLOUIS N. RIDENOUR, IIMERWIN S. ROSENBERGGEORGE T. VAN DERHOEFSOPHOMORE EDITORSTOM BIRDRUBE S. FRODINBION B. HOWARDJ. BAYARD POOLEGARLAND ROUTTJAMES F. SIMONWARREN E. THOMPSON ASSOCIATE BUSINESS MANAGERSROBERT T. McCarthyJAMES J. McMAHONSOPHOMORE ASSISTANTSJOHN CLANCYRICHARD DEUTSCHDAMON FULLEREDGAR GOLDSMITHCHARLES HOWENORMAN JORGENSONCHESTER WARDSOPHOMORE WOMAN EDITORSDOROTHY A. B.ARCKM.AN ALBERTA KILLIEMAXINE CREVISTON ELIZ.^BETH MILLARDMAPJORIE GOLLER INGRED PETERSENELEANOR WILSONJOHN MILLS, Photographic EditorNight Editor: George T. Van der HoefAssistants’ Warren E, Thompson, Garland Routt.NEOPHYTE EDUCATIONThe approach of Hell week again leads to the interesting ques¬tion of what the neophyte should be made to do and should betaught during this appointed period of stress and meditation. Anation-wide collegiate interest in the problem has confused a properperspective somewhat, but here on cahipus a definite course caneasily be pursued which would teach the younger generation someuseful tactics instead of acquainting them with swimming in the icewater of the fraternal bathtub.Speaking fairly and without prejudice, the fraternity situationis waxing a bit hot. The new dormitories across the Midway havebeen eyed suspiciously since the cornerstone was laid, and the re¬organization has not been received as a Godsend to an increasinglycomplicated set of circumstances. What every brotherhood suspectsis a depression in the next few years which may mean the erasingof a group of Greek letters from various doorways.These suspicions are all totally unfounded and are the resultalmost entirely of laziness and lack of foresight. The fraternitymen see a change in the near future and mistake it for a disaster.A bit of investigation would reveal that the most optimistic pictureconceivable could be painted if enough pains could be summoned.What the change will mean, is, of course, a matter of conject¬ure, But the situation should not be left there. Something definitecould be worked out through the Interfraternity council wherebythe fraternities at least formulate a tentative plan of procedure un¬der the reorganization and prove to the University that they arewiling to cooperate instead of sit back and criticize. Little bylittle the gap between the old and the new could be bridged andwhen the appointed hour did come everything would be in readiness.That same old story will not go for many more years isrecognized as n oidle prediction. Consequently it is inconceivablethat house after house floats in serene complacency and fails tothink about a means of getting around the difficulty of an alterationin procedure. The “after us the deluge” attitude is inviting noth¬ing more than Universty interference in a matter with which it hasproved it does not care to meddle. When the University at last isforced to do something, a flare of indignation will ensue and a runon the President’s office .Those who expect after the next few weeks to wear the badgeof the organization should consequently be acquainted with whatis about to happen and how to look to the future. Certainly every¬body must have a pet method of revamping the old system, andach potential remedy may prove to be the correct and most feas¬ible one. Furthermore, each attempt to solve the problem will re¬sult in more careful and detailed attention and will bring a mutualbenefit to both the University and the fraternity.It is, after all, up to the younger men to bear the weight of theburden. To leave them entirely without help and guidance, or evento neglect urging them to efforts in the correct direction is an atti¬tude which does not merit help or consideration from anyone. Stay¬ing the inevitable for merely another year invites a proportionate¬ly greater disaster.TTe same can be said for all the other activities. All must bemade more elastic and more firm to cope with a situation unprece¬dented anywhere in American university circles. The fact that noneof them are trying to strengthen themselves in due time is an indica¬tion of their fundamental weakness and the lack of their ability tosee much further than the end of their nose.A reasonable guess will convince anyone that with a greater anda more selective University, a greater field is immediately open¬ed. The failure to use this arrangement for expansion and fortifi¬cation may mean dire consequences EL A. G. WOELLNER, KENNANAID SENIORS WITHNEW VOCATION PLAN(Continued from page 1)greater number of contacts, a pro¬portionately greater number ofbusiness men will become interestedin Chicago graduates, somewhat alle¬viates the gloominess of the picture..41though the number of applicantsfor work this year is greater, it can¬not be definitely determined that thisis due to the ‘hard times’ situation.Since the Bureau is still in its in¬fancy, it might just as easily be theresult of an increasing interest in thework it is doing.By stimulating the interest and in¬creasing the cooperation of all stu¬dents, the Bureau promises an out¬look for the June graduates as opti¬mistic as can be expected in an at¬mosphere of conflicting rumors andreticent employers. Wilder Returns toCampus Next FallThornton Wilder has been appoint-I ed as Visiting Professor to the Eng¬lish department. Although not oncampus at present the well-knownnovelist will return next fall to re-I sume teaching. His courses in “Ad-: vanced Composition” and ‘‘ClassicsThrough Interpretation” two quar¬ters ago met with such favorable re¬ception that he was retained lastquarter.Mr. Wilder is now on a lecturetour of the middle west. He plansto give a series of twenty-one lec¬tures in Illinois and surroundingstates during January and February;he has not, however, included Chi¬cago in his itinerary. At the endof February, he will go to Munich to complete some children’s plays upon , until next fall quarter, at whichwhich he has been working, and to ! he is scheduled to return to the Uni-write, perhaps, a picaresque novel of j versity and resume his duties as aAmerican life. He will remain there I professor of English.A TEA ROOM ANDRESTAURANT OF THEHIGHEST CLASS, OFFERSTABLE D’HOTE SERVICELuncheon 11:30-2:30Afternoon Tea - - - - 2:30-5:30Dinner 3:30-7:30PROFESSORor STUDENT -You 11 enjoy the quiet honrrelikeatmosphere of the1-2 room com¬pletely furnished The WOODLAWN APTS.$50.00 including cooomaid service. 5238-40 Woodlawn Ave. and a la carte servicecontinuously from11:30- 7:30The patronage of the University ofChicago students is earnestly solicited.Arrangements may be made for specialLuncheons and Dinners. IEMIL C.HIRSCH CENTER4622 South ParkwayFriday, January 9, 1931Mortii^r J. Adler is openng a new course of lectures (Old Ideas in Present Day Points of View. 8:15.LI . , Monday, January 12, 1931Hendrik Willem Van Loon of Holland, “Laughing Philsophers—The Thinks Look at Mankind.” 8:15.Wlfm ®oUNIVERSITY CHURCH OF DISCIPLESOF CHRIST5 7th and UniversityMinisters: Edward Scribner Ames and Wayne LeysDirector of Music and Education, Basil F. WiseSUNDAY, JANUARY II. 1931I 1:00—Sermon Topic, “Disciplines of Liberty.” Dr. W, E.Garrison.5:00 P. M.—Wranglers, “Song”, Mr, B. Fred Wise. limrHlfipTHE FIRST UNITARIAN CHURCHWoodlawn Avenue and 5 7th StreetVon Ogden Vogt—MinisterSUNDAY. JANUARY 11. 193110:00 A. M.—Church School.1 1 :00 A. M.—Von Ogden Vogt, “The Great Supper.”6:00 P. M.—Channing Club. Monologues, by Louis Hosch.7:00 P. M.—Channing Club Supper,St. Paul’s Church50th and DorchesterParish Office: 4945 DorchesterAvenueTel, Oakland 3185REV. GEORGE H. THOMASREV. OTIS G. JACKSONSunday Services:Holy Communion, 8:00 A. M,!hurch School Service, 9:30 A.M.Morning Service, 11:00 A. M,Evening Service, 7:45 P. M.Young Peoples’ Society5:30 P. M. The Church ofThe Redeemer(EPISCOPAL)56th and BlackstoneRev. E. S. WhiteUniversity Student PastorRev. W. W. HorstickAssistantSUNDAY SERVICESHoly Communion, 8.00 A. M.Short Sung Eucharist, 9:30 A. M.Choral Eucharist and Sermon,11:00 A. M.Choral Evensong and Sermon,7:30 P. M.Three services every week-day.Church open daily for prayer andneditation. Hyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Woodlawn Ave.Norris L. TibbettsRolland W. SchloerbMinistersSunday, January 1111:00 A. M.—‘‘Double Stand¬ards”. R. W. Schloerb.8:00 P. M.—Evening Worship,N. L. Tibbetts,KEHILATH ANSHE MA'^'IVDrexel Blvd. at 50th St.Dr. Solomon B. Freehof, Rabbi.SATURDAY. JANUARY 10, 193110:30 A. M.—“The Weekly Portion.”SUNDAY. JANUARY 11. 19311 1:00 A. M.—Sermon by Dr. Freehof: “THE FIVE GREAT¬EST CHRISTIANS OF HISTORY.”ALL SOULS LIBERAL CHURCHBlackstone Ave. and 66th PlaceFred Merrifield, Minister.SUNDAY, January 1 1—"The Story of American Religion.”SUNDAY, January 18—“Religion Without a Church.”SUNDAY, January 25—“Social Ideals and the Church.”Dr. Robert Dexter of Boston. CHRIST CHURCH(Episcopal)65th and Woodlawn Ave.The Rev. Walter C. Bihler, M. A., Rector.SUNDAY SERVICES. JANUARY II. 19317:30 A. M.—Holy Communion.10:15 A. M.—Church School.1 1:00 A. M.—Morning Prayer.5:00 P. M.—Young Peoples’ Fellowship.8:00 P. M.—Evensong.ATTENDTHE CHURCHESTHEY ARE INTERESTEDIN YOUTHE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY, JANUARY 9, 1931 Page ThreeTTiePromForTwo FIND MODERNISM INFANTASTIC BEAUTYOF JAPANESE ART(Continued from page 1)The exhibition is concurrent withthat of Toulose-Latrec at the ArtInstitute, presenting an opportunityto sudents of Eastern art to makean extensive study. The exhibitionswill be continuous until January 17,between the hours of 2 and 5,Prints have been loaned to theI Renaissance Society for the Japanesej exhibit by Harry A. Bigelow, Mrs.j Walter S. Brewster, Dr. HarryMead, Miss Gunsaulus, Miss Prentiss,Martin Ryerson, Chester W. Wright,and Yamanaka.pOR those little hurry-up par¬ties for two at the House, theremust be music. Not ten minutesaway at Lyon & Healy’s are allthe latest releases in dance music.These four are the leaders thismonth: THE STUDENTSTYPING SERVICEManasred by Frances A. Mullen, A.M.EXPERT WORK ON THESES ORSHORT PAPERS.1326 E. 57th St. Dor. 2896Nine Miles From Ten TenTennesseeWhat Good Am I Without YouYou’re Driving Me CrazyTearsSelect them today or tonight.We're open evening till ten.WoodlaMm Store:870 East 63rcl Streetlyon A Healy Established 1900CLASS RINGS-PINSMEDALS-TROPHIESANNOUNCEMENTSDANCE FAVORSFRATERNITY JEWELRYCatalogue on Request7 W. Madison - at State9th Floor CEN tral 626 7lENIElllAN IH'OMOtMlHOTELSOUTHMOOR67th and Stony Island Avenuefeaturing a new floor showVaudeville StarsTOMMY SOCCO’S REVUEDe Haven Sisters(iertrude Ai’ery, Co.Lee AllenThe RandallsRalph Williamsand his OrchestraXo Cover (.’harge—.MinimnniCharge $1.50 jK-r jicrson. UNIVERSITY BULLETINFriday, January 98—Radio lecture: "Evolution,” Associate Professor Merle C.Coulter, Botany department. Station WMAQ..8:35—Radio lecture: "The Professor at the Breakfast Table." Sta¬tion WMAQ.1 1 :50—Divinity chapel. Professor J. M. Powis Smith of the De¬partment of Oriental Languages and Literatures, SpecialMusic and Liturgical Service.2:30—W. A. A. Open-house Tea, Ida Noyes hall, Y. W. C. A.room.3—Tea for Volunteer hospital workers. Nurses Sitting room, Bill¬ings.4—Social Science tea. Commons room, Social Science 201.4:30—Public lecture: "Family Welfare," Karl De Schweinitz, Exe¬cutive Secretary of Community Council of Philadelphia,Bond chapel.4:30—Clinical conference. Pathology 1 19.7:30—Walther league, Ida Noyes hall, Y. W. C. A. room.8:15—Social dance, Slavonic club, Reynold’s club. Admission 50cents.Saturday, January 109—The Faculty and Conference of the Divinity School, Swift 100.10—Executive Board of the Graduate faculty, Cobb 115.I I—Board of Student Organization, Publcations, and Exhibitions,Harper E. 11.1 1 :33—Radio lecture: "Elementary German,” Mr. William Kurath,Instructor in Romance Languages, Station WMAQ.1—Radio lecture: “Intermediate Spanish," Mr. Kurath, StationWMAQ.2—Reconciliation trip: See Russia in America.2—Pi Delta Phi alumnae card party, Ida Noyes hall. Library.2:30—Intersch'olstic Swimming meet, Bartlett gymnasium.3—Dames’ club, Lecture-Recital; Chinese Music, Miss Laura H.Copeland.5:30—Radio lecture: "Elementary Spanish," Mr. William Kurath,Instructor in Romance Languages, Station WMAQ.W. A. A. Plans CozyFor‘This AfternoonThe first W. A. A. cozy of the win¬ter quarter will be held todayat 2:30 o’clock in the Y. W. C.A. room on the second floor of IdaNoyes Hall . Ruth Willard will be incharge.Mrs. Seymour, head of CampPetaga, a camp for girls between theages of 10 and 18, will be present.It has been the ann'ual custom ofW. A. A. to furnish the counsellorsfor Camp Petaga and Mrs. Seymourwill interview the candidates forpositions at this meeting.NEILSON LECTURES(Continued from page 1)In continuing his quest for jus¬tice Mr. Nielson rapped the presentplans for alleviating unemployment.“Five millions dispensed in charitywill not solve the underlying prob¬ lems of recurring periods of depres¬sion,’’ he said. Real wages aremuch lower now than they were informer times. Again, “bread is notenough—the spirit demands, more,”presumably in the form of art. But“where is art? Did the city destroyit?” The answer to this question isleft to Mr. Neilson’s auditors.CLASSIFIED ADSRUSSIAN language taught by ex¬perienced teacher. Phone Ind. 6150.4274 N. Spaulding Ave., D. Ariew.YOUNG couple leaving town. 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Cont. 11 F.M.BONDS TO FIT THE 1 N V E [FRESHMEN MEETTO PLAN 1931SOCIAL PROGRAM(Continued from page 1)constitute a group of twenty, whichwill be doubled at each subsequentmeeting until the group becomestoo unwieldy; then it will be di¬vided into smaller sections which willconvene at different places at vari¬ous times.In this way, it is hoped that theFreshman men and women will bemore closely knit together. Mrs.Merrill, in a brief talk, emphasizedthe importance of increased socialcontact among tfie first year stu¬dents as an influence in their latercollege career. Tentative plans fora freshman dance at Ida Noyes werelikewise set forth. After the busi¬ness was concluded, the rest of theevening was devoted to games andrefreshments.()'vt CjCftOn your radio tonight , , . lis¬ten to Lorna Fantin famousnumerologist. She’.l tell youhow names and dates affectsuccess in business, love ormarriage. A real radio thrill.WBBM at 8 o’clock SaturdayCentral Standard TimeC P. 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Woodlawn Atc.)PRIVATE LESSONS ANY TIMEPhone Hyde Park 3080ART HOWARDIt happened yesterday morning inProfessor Bills’ psychology class. ;The professor, unfortunately, was ,calling the roll. ‘‘Meyer Dunn”, he icalled out. “Here”, shouted a stu- ;dent raising his hand. “But you just 'answered to the name of RichardDurham”, said the Professor. Then,“Oh, I see”, he said and tactfullysaid no more about it.♦ ♦ ♦Getting an education the airyway has at last invaded what wasat one time a very sober campus.Every morning between eight andeight thirty-five a microphone isplaced in the classroom of DeanMerle Coulter and the public gets achance to study, gratis, the intric- :acies of “Evolution, Genetics, andEugenics”, not that the public is :expected to understand what they |hear. The entire class must remain ■absolutely quiet, no coughing, noshifting in their seats. At eighto’clock in the morning that shouldbe very easy to do. I* « IJust before the last vacation, the :University got together with them- |selves and decided that all the malestudents who were going to stay here ifor the vacation would have to move ,into Hitchcock from their respective Iabodes like Snell, and so forth.George T. Van der Hoef, an occu- jpant of Hitchcock, circulated a pe¬tition in his hall and presented it to jFrank O’Hara saying that Snell Hall !had bugs and that he, George T. jVan der Hoef, and the undersigned jobjected to having the bugs broughtin. Well, the boys from Snell came ;over anyw’ay. !* «Over the radio Wednesday nightwe heard the announcer announcethat four inimitable boys callingthemselves the “Four Jacks” wouldentertain. The boys, for a change,were good but the biggest surprisecame when we found out that allfour of them are students on cam¬pus. The four loudies are Bob ,Tankersly, Sidney Sacerdote, SamVan Dyne, and Frank Laughlin. If jyou want any more dope, read the inext issue of the Phoenix. 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