tE^e IBatlp illaroonVol. 31. No. 25. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 1930 Price Five CentsMAROONS PREPAREFOR INVASION OFILLINOIS GRIDMEN Here Tofnorrow PODOLSKY BOWS TO i CHICAGO HARRIERSCAMPUS TOMORROW WIN OYER PURDUE Sees New UniversityBoth Teams Point ForFirst ConferenceVictoryOLD RIVALS MEETTradition of Past GamesBehind Battle ThisSaturdayCoach Stairi; made a thoroughcheckup of th c-'« iition of the Ma¬roon gfridmen as ho inautrurated prac¬tice yesterday preparatory to thestruKSrle with Zuppke’s Illini this Sat¬urday, at StPLrir fiehl. No seiious in¬juries were discovered in the surveyand the Old Man hopes to place aneleven on the el 1 Saturday that willturn back the annual opjmnent,Illinois.Most of the rejfulais who partici¬pated in the Hoilermaker conflictwere let off with an easy workoutbut the rest of the squad ent;a};ed thefreshmen in scrimmaEre practice,which was decidedly different fromthe touchball of the previous week.Despite the absence of the regularstars, the Maroon squad made con¬sistent jcairts atrainst the yearlinKsboth by the aerial attack and throuEfhthe line.Concerninc Purdue—Last Saturday the Maroons threwan old fashioned surprise party forPurdue but it didn’t last lonjf enough..■\t the half the ChicaRO eleven lead' bV a ant poiift marjfin 7-6. The dm.Maroon touchdowm in five majorRames came as a result of an inter¬cepted pass by KuRene Buzzell, whoplayed halfback.StandinR on his own forty-sevenyard line in the second quarter, Popeof Purdue attempted to toss a lonR|)a8S to Merz but Buzzell, who wasreceivinR the first real test in a ma¬jor tilt, stepped in, cauRht the i)assand made a beautiful twistinR runof fifty-two yards that carried thehall within one foot of a touchdown.Knudson went over on the first at¬tempt and Wallace place-kicked forthe extra point.Purdue RegistersThe first Purdue score was reRis-tered when a ChicaRo man was off¬side on the last play of the secondperiod. With the ball on the Maroontwenty-three yard line after a lonRline-smashinR march the Boilermak-erg failed to Rain as the gun sound¬ed ending the half. Because a Chi-c-ago man was offside, Purdue wasgranted another try, which succeed¬ed when Rick passed eighteen yardsto Chasey who snared the ball be¬hind the Maroon line. In the lasthalf of the game Purdue’s set of line¬backing backs began an attack whichgave them three touchdowns beforethe final whistle.Illinois’ performance against the.\nny showed that Coach Zuppke’smen will provide a hard battle thisSaturday against the Maroons. LikeChicago, Illinois threw a scare intothe Army ranks when they carriedthe fight to the West Pointersthrough the first half. They forcedthe peaceful Cadets back on theirheels deep in their own territory and•nly once had to ward off a thrustby the Soldiers. On this occasion anArmy back fumbled when within(Continued on page 4) Leo Podolsicv, concert pianist, whowill give a recital tomorrow at 8 inMandel hall.Donate FootballGain to Charity,Plea of CrislerProfits Are Non-ExistentAnyhow, ClaimsWoodwardCap and Gown SalesForce Redoubles EffortCap and Gown sales totalled 500last Saturday and as 500 more mustbe sold by November 21, Ray Vane,editor-in-chief, has requested allsalesmen to redouble their effortsduring the next week.Salespeople are asked to report atthe Cap and Gown office In Lexing¬ton hall today between 2:30 and4:30 to have a check made of theirsales.The price of the yearbook is twoand a half dollars; however onethousand subscriptions each with adollar gruarantee must be obtainedduring the campaign to make its publieation an actuality. The editor of The Daily Maroonha.s receive’d The following telegramfrom Coach Fritz Crisler at the Uni-vei’sity of Minnesota: "Suggest bigten schools contribute fund.s fromcurrent .season football I'eceipts rath¬er than play post-.sea.«on games forcharity. What is Chicago’s attitudetoward proposition?’’Woodward Expre»*e» RegretV’ice-president Woodward, com¬menting on this telegram, told theDaily Maroon that "the I'niyersity ofChicago cannot donate money fromits football proceeds because the at¬tendance ‘during the past years andagain this year have barely made itpossible for the athletic departmentto meet football expenses.’’ CoachStagg, queried about the matter,would only say that Mr. Woodward’sopinion would govern his actions.The University is, however, havinga share in the extensive agitation inbehalf of charity among schools ofthe Big Ten. It has agreed with theUniversity of Michigan’s proposalthat all receipts from the Chicago-Michigan game at Ann Arbor on No¬vember 22 that are in excess of thenormal .share to be expected by theUniversity should be diverted to theChicago charities.Ticket Sale* Support ViewThe football ticket office yester¬day issued the following informa¬tion concerning ticket sales for thisseason’s games, in support of Mr.Woodward’s statement that attend¬ance at the games had not increased.Between 12,000 and 14,000 attended(Continued on page 4) Famous Concert PianistPlays Under GraduateCouncil AuspicesI.CO Podolsky, internationally fam-,ms concert pianist, will make ^isanqAu.s bow tomorrow evening at■':30 in Mandel hall under the au-pi(..s of the (iraduate Student coun-11, as the fir.-t attempt of that bodyo uni y organizations and social ac¬tivities among graduate students.Tickets may be obtained at $1.50,$1, and $.75 from W. M. Helms,Snell hall, local 743,Mr. Podolsky’s program includesVivaldi’s “Concerto’’, Chopin’s "Noc¬turne in D flat major, opus 27’’, and“Scherzo in C sharp minor, opus 39",Rachmaninof ’s "Prelude in G sharpminor”, Medtner’s First Movement—.Allegro (from the Sonata, opus 5),Reger’s "Intel mezzo in E flat minor”,de Falla’s ‘ Andaluza in E minor”,Debussy’s “La soiree dans Grenade”,■md Grsingcr’s “Paraphrase onTchaikowsky’s Flower Waltz.”Born In OdessaHe was born in Ode.s.sa, Russia;and at th’e age of eight began tak¬ing piano lessons. As the pupil ofLalewicz in the Imperial Academyof Music, Vienna, he won both theRubenstein and Liszt prizes andmade an extremely succe.ssful debutin a Berlin recital. At the outbreakof the World War, he was taken intomilitary service in the Russian armyand during a two months’ leave ofabsence, made a ten-thousand miletour of Siberia, giving fourteen con-I certs in thirty days.Hi.s next tour, through Chi^ia- andJapan in the capacity of singef,proved a failure; and Podolsky was1 stranded without money, fidends, orI knowledge of either Japanese orI English in Yokohama. After a des-I perate period during which he pro-;cured only the bare necessities of life,j he organized a musical group of fel¬low Russians in Japan and arrangedten concerts.Gives 426 More ConcertsPodolsky gave 426 more concerts■ in the Far East, Japan, China, thePhillipines, Java, Sumatra, Borneo,j Celebes, Ceylon, Burma and India.I He declined a professorship in theImperial Academy of Music in Tokio.because he wished to return to Eu¬rope.Eight years later, in 1922, he re¬turned to Berlin to fill a professor¬ship at the Neues Kon.servatorlum furMusik. The turmoil of the recon-stiuction period made it unprofitablefor him to remain in Germany, so heleft on a tour of Germany, Fi’ance,Belgium, and Spain, where he ap¬peared before the king and queen.In 1926 he came to the United(Continued on page 2)Chi Psi ClinchesI-M League Title ! Letts Leads DistanceI Runners To TapeI In Long Runi_____I Marked by thrilling individual ■r battles between Boilermaker and Ma¬roon harriers, the Chkago-Purduedt;al meet ended in a 25 to 0 victoryfor Coach Ned Merriam’s men. Thevictory Satux’day was the third Chi¬cago victory over the Purdue hill anddale team in as many years.Dale Letts, Chicago runner, tookarj early lead in the four and a halfmile run in Washington park andmaintained his pace throughout thelong grind. Hi.s time was 24:7.Brainard Beats FlinnCaptain Ijawrence Brainard andFlinn of Purdue provided the x'eal , tt t . ■ • jcontest of the race, in the fight for ; P*-*****®"* Hutchins, who out.nedsecond place. The Boilermaker hi* view* of the Utopian Universityshowed his heels to the Maroon cap- ^ and the reforms to be accomplishedtain until the final stretch when | j„ education Sunday at a banquetBrainard uncoiked a sprint that car- i.. , , . , , V- i i ' given in his honor at the Standardricd him to the finnsh line two scant ,j yards in advance of his opponent. ****** *’y '**’® Chicago Sinai Congre-Captain ElSbury of the Boilermak-eJK and Jack Holt of the Maroonsfought another private struggle forI fourth place. Holt, however, nosedj out his adversary. The next threej places were taken by Purdue and1 eighth and tenth were secured by' Kadin and Nelson of the Maroons.' One defeat mars the Chicagoj cross country record this year. Wis-I consiii is the only school to conquer1 Coach Merriam’s squad in dual meetj competition for the past three years.1 ♦ * *! Hold Wrestling Tryout* ' jI *4;Vctivity ifi ewlenced • in othor of BlackfriYvc's h»<i 4ati*jthe University’s sports. Coach Vor- fied constitution. .After nearly aIres announces that wrestling tryouts f year and a half of agitation and dis- HUTCHINS POINTS TOEDUCATION AS CUREFOR ECONOMIC OLSStudy of ContemporaryProblems May BeSolutionVISUALIZES UTOPIAUniversity of Future WillAbolish Classes andCourse Creditsgation.Friar ConstitutionFinally Approved byUniversity BoardAction of OrganizationsBody Ends YearOf Bickering’ for varsity positions will begin onThursday, and urges all men whoI are interested in wrestling and elig¬ible to torn out for competition. OnWednesday, November 19, the win¬ners will meet the “wrestlers of theEnglewood Y. M. C. A. This or¬ganization boasts a strong team offormer college*men, and, accordingto Coach Von-es, will offer keen com- cussion, a constitution was presentedto the Student Board of Organiza¬tions, Publications and Exhibitionsat its meeting Saturday morning at11 and was ratified and declaimed ineffect. The document that was pass¬ed upon by the board is that onepublished in the Daily Maroon lastMonday.Long Controversypetition to his men. As yet, Vorres ' Controvei’sy over the constitutionhas no candidates for weights over [ for Blackfriai’s began in the spring of158 pounds. An invitaion meet for 1929. An election contested at thatparks and playgrounds has beenplanned and will probably be heldduring the fii’st week in December.« * *Norgren Needs CenterDaily pi’actice sessions ai’e grad¬ually polishing the i*ough edges fromNels Noi'gren’s cage organization*Howevei’, nxuch remains to be done.Not the least important of the prob¬lems which confront the cage men¬tor is the development of a center to time I’evealed that there was nowritten constitution for the oi-gan-ization, proceedings being carried iforwai’d with merely a .set of in- !formal laws as a basis. Undergrad¬uate council appointed a committee jto formulate a document, and theBlackfriars organization itself com¬piled one. The latter was rejectedby the council.Order From ChaosThis year the committee met withfill the position left vacant by the I the Board of Student Oiganizations,graduation of last year’s pivot mar., i Publications and Exhibitions, and a(Continued on page 4)'Freshmen Present3 One-Act Plays.CHICAGO NIGHT TOCELEBRATE GAMEAGAINST ILLINOIS"Chicago Night” will be celebrat¬ed by W. A. A. with songs, cheers,and a pep dinner on Friday at 6 inIda Noyes hall. All University wom¬en are inVited to attend this dinnerwhich annually arouses enthusiasmfor the clash with the Illini.Tickets will be one dollar each andmay be purchased either in the Tro¬phy gallery of Ida Noyes hall or fromthe following corps of saleswomen:Helen Stoll, chairman, CatherineBerquist, Foster hall; Eleanor Die¬trich, Greenwood hall; Katherine An¬derson, Beecher hall and Mary Voe-hll, Virginia Sedgewiek, Golde Bres-lich, Elizabeth Merriam, AdelleFricke, Barbara Cooke, and HarrietGerber. Ruth Lee is chairman for thedinner.The W. A. A. initiation dinner willtake place on Novomhor 19, and a(Continued on page 3) Today’s games:Phi Beta Delta vs. Phi DeltaTheta.Lambda Chi Alpha vs. Tau KappaEpsilon.In the intramural touchball gamesplayed yesterday, Chi Psi emergedchampions of Epsilon league, Kap¬pa Sigma won second place in theGamma league. Beta Theta Pi and theChicago Theological Seminary bat¬tled to a 6-6 tie, while in the onlyother game played Phi Pi Phi lost toDelta Sigma Phi.Playing a fast passing game, ChiPsi had little trouble in defeatingPhi Sigma Delta 18-12. This was aplay off of a tie between these twoteams for first place in the league,because their first game resulted ina 6-6 tie. The first score came earlyin the second period, when the ChiPsi’s advanced the ball to within tenyards of the goal line and then scor¬ed on a pass from Bohnen to Kinche-loe. The Phi Sigs tied the 'countwhen they ran the ball back on aseries of short passes to score, fol¬lowing a punt. Two Chi Psi touch¬downs followed, the first on a longpass from Friedeman to Prest andthe second on an intercepted passby Newman who ran for the touch-(Continued on page 3) R. O. T. C. PARADECOMMEMORATESARMISTICE DAYi member of the Blackfriais trust com-! mittee, to write another set of i-egu-I lations. When submitted a fewweeks ago to Blackfriais, it was fix’streturned for i-evision and then later; approved by that organization. .4p- ^pi’oval of the constitution by the! board Saturday ends the matter.Fifteen members of the class of; ^t its meeting Saturday morningI 1934 will make their appearance in : Board of Student Organizations,1 dramatic circles of the University j Publications and Exhibitions also ap-jwhen three one-act plays are pre-; Continued on page 3) tsented in the Reynolds club theatre | jon Wednesday evening, November19. These three freshman plays,which have been in production forabout ten days, are being directedby students."The Pot Boiler,” by Alice Ger-stenberg is the title of the play di¬rected by Marion White. The plotis centered around the rehearsal ofa play by a famous author. MiltonOlin, Walter Montgomery, Carl Aag-ard, Genevieve Williams, Lita Dick¬inson, Allen Maurin, and LouteneMokstad comprise the cast.The second play is "Wurzle-Flum-mery” by A. A. Milne. It is direct¬ed by Norman Eaton and FrankMayer-Oakes. Robert Craspan Is left50,000 pounds on the condition thathe assumes the name Wurzle-Flum-mery. John Elliott, Elizabeth Stern,Rosemary Volk, Frank Springer, andMarcellus Emerick are in the cast."The Giants’ Stair” by WilburSteele is directed by James Scheib-ler. Ann Schmidt, Katherine Widen-hoff, and John Porterfield play theth'ee parts. ’This play is a one-actm; 'stery thriller. ^\ V Classes will not be dismissed to¬day at 11.In ,commemoiation of the twelfthanniversary of the signing of thearmistice, the University of Chicagounit of the R. O. T. C. will hold mem¬orial services at twelve today in thecircle of the quadi’angles. The unitwill form in parade formation infront of the Armory at 11:45 andwill mai’ch north on University av¬enue to 58th Street, and west on 58thto the quadrangle.President Robert M. Hutchins,Vice-president Frederic Woodwai’dDeans C. S. Boucher and H. G. Galewill be present at the ceremony. Ma¬jor T. J. J. Christian will officiate atthe formation, and will be assistedby Lieutenants E. C. Norman andN. F. Galbraith. Cadet officers will jreceive their commissions today at jth^ same time, ' An outline of the organization ofthe University of Utopia, embodyingstartling revolutions in the educa¬tional realm, was an outstandingpoint in a discussion of modern edu¬cation by President Robert MaynaixlHutchins at a banquet tendei-ed inhis honor by the Chicago Sinai Con-gi-egation Sunday evening at theStandard club. Dr. Hutchins’ speechwas preceded and followed by a re¬cital of the Fisk Jubilee Singei’s.Dr. Hutchins pointed out that withthe common topic of discussion atpresent being the business depi-es-sion, a discussion of education andwhat it is going to do about that ques¬tion natui’ally follows. Dr. Hutchinsbegan his obseiwations on this prob¬lem by saying, "It is perfectly clear,I suppose, that Americans and citi¬zens of every country may with somejustice inquii-e what education hasbeen doing all these years if it hasbeen unable to prevent the kind of acrisis through which we are nowpassing. And this is clear because itis obvious that that crisis is the re¬sult of our oWP' an(i mCoilive-'tence. It is upon oui-selves and uponno mysterious or occult forces thatthat responsibility for our pi-esentplight must rest.”Taxpayers Will Object"To pray God to help the poor andneedy is almost blasphemous: forGod has poured forth his riches uponus in unparalleled abundance. To¬night in our city hundreds of menand women ai’e homeless, hungi'y andill-clad. The same streets todaythey roam shivering and disconsolateai’e filled with the things they need.They cannot buy them, and theirowners are going bankrupt becausethey cannot sell them. One-half theworld is starving to obtain the goodsof which the other half of the worldis starving to dispose, and we see nomeans of bringing them together.”"Undei- these circumstances thosewho pay larger and larger taxes eachyear for the suppoi’t of education ai’elikely to suggest that it is betterto buy food with this money than tocontinue he expansion of a processwhich seems powerles.s o help us intime of need. And the complete andfinal answer is that the remedy forour present ills is not less educationbut more; more study of human prob¬lems, wider dissemination of the re-.sult obtained, more attention toadult education, and increasing em¬phasis upon the major task of insti¬tutions of higher learning, the devel¬opment of leadership.”Pace of Education IncreasingPresident Hutchins continued withan examination of the limitations ofthe prese.nt organization of our uni¬versities, pointing out that a stu¬dent, unless the university was ex¬ceptional would not be allowed to ob¬tain his degree in International af¬fairs but is compelled to take hisdegree in Economics, or history, orpolitical science. .4s a result we arenot now training people w’ho have acomplete conception of any contem-(Continued on page 4)Dramatic Group ToSee ‘‘Garrick Gaities’’Anyone interested in seeing "Gar¬rick Gaities,” at the Blackstone the¬atre, may attend the show tomorrow-night with the Dramatic association.No plans have been made as yet forgoin" to the theatre in a group.Tickets for the show must be se¬cured from James Schiebler, presi¬dent of the association, by tonightat Midway 9129. The Daily MaroonTheatre Bureau is securing the tic¬kets for the Dramatic association ata reduced rate.■'■ si ',»■ -' mmPage Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY. NOVEMBER 11. 19300Itp Satlg iUarnnuFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished morninKS, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the AutumnWinter and Springs quarters by The Daily Maroon Company, 5831 University Ave.Subscription rates $3.00 per year; by mail, $1.50 per year extra. Single copies, five-cents each.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the p<ist office at Chicago,Illinois, under the -Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press .AssociationEDGAR A. GREEWVALD, Editor-in-ChiefABE L. BLINDER, Business ManaprerJOHN H. HARDIN, Manapring EditorMARION E. WHITE, Woman's EditorALBERT ARKULES, Senior EditorASSOCI-ACE EDITORSWALTER W. BAKERMARGARET EGANHERBERT H. JOSEPH, Jr.JANE KESNERLOUIS N. RIDENOUR, IIMERWTN S. ROSENBERGGEORGE T. VAN DERHOEF ASSOCIATE BUSINESS MANAGERSROBERT T, McCarthyJAMES J. McMAHONNED P. VEATCHSOPHOMORE EDITORSBION B. HOWARDJ. BAYARD POOLEGARLAND ROUTTJAMES F. SIMONWARREN E. THOMPSONTOM BIRDRUBE S. FRODINHOWARD R. OGBURNMILTON SHAPIN’SOPHOMOREDOROTHY -X. B ARC KM ANMAXINE CREVISTONMARJORIE GOLI.ER-lOHN .MILL.S. ^SOPHOMORE ASSISTANTSHERBERT BERMANJOHN CLANCYRICHARD DEUTSCIiNORMAN JORGENSONDAMON FULLEREDGAR GOLDSMITHCHARLES HOWECHESTER WARDWOMAN EDITORSALBERTA KILLIEINGRED PETERSENELEANOR WILSONELI/.A BETH MILLARDPhiitographic Editor with your boots on” school. Oneday, feeling ill, he called to his ser¬vant, ‘‘Watkins, my hoots, I think I’mgoing to die.”It has been called to.our attentionthat during the past w’eek we havebeen so indiscreet as to infer a fewuncomplimentary remarks in regardto people and girls clubs. To be sure,there were inferences that may nothave -looked particularly good to thecasual observer. But for your pro¬tection in the future, let it be now-recorded that whatever may appearin these columns should be taken“cum grano salis” and not to heart.However, we are sorry for our mis¬demeanor, tres sorry in fact, andhope that it shajl not happen againbientot. Who said there ain’t anyculture around this L’niversitv? And finally Herb and Fischer andthe rest ^f the Reynolds Club crewhave gotten their much promised new-barber shop. The tough part aboutit is that the go(xl old half dollarhaircuts are gone with the old shop' Under the new regime we are toldthat haircuts will be sixty cents, evento us old customers. Someone oughtto tell the boys that this is a time Iof depression, and that we ought tobe getting shorter haircuts for fortycents instead of longer haircuts for' sixt.v cents.Someone w'rote Adolph Rubinson a jletter in a feminine hand or maybe !a woman wrote it. Anyway the let- jter was full of all kinds of slush.Adolph says he doesn’t mind receiv- Iing mash notes of that variety, but jall he wants to know is who wrote it? .Night Editor: Louis N. RidenourAssistants: Warren E. Thompson, Garland Routt.THE DORMITORY PROBLEM You all don’t know what you’remissing every Friday afternoon whenj you don’t get over to Ida Noyes forthe weekly U. Dances. Of course theI orchestral din is furnished by a vic-trola and it’s daylight outside, butthat doesn’t detract from the fun.Had you been there last time youw’ould have .seen Sam Stewart andhis bunch making Gwen Evans popu¬lar by taking turns cutting in. Youwould have .seen Jim Porter dancingwith Marjorie Chaplin all the time,or as much of the time as he could.Gordon Watrous and Barbara Cookstayed the whole two hours together,and Katherine Wiedenhoff was get¬ting a good rush from the boys. RoyBlack sat up on the platform andlaughed at everyone as they passed.And for the first time in history DaveCochran was present. If Dave takestime out to come, you know the partyis good. .Ynd to those two new ^ubseril>ersover the week-end, who haleo whenI they subscribed that tliey \,ere doing, so simply to read this column, goesour sympathy. And that’s no news¬paper talk either.PODOLSKY BOWS TOCAMPUS TOMORROWPART ISouth of the Midway another mass of Gothic is rising tosatisfy the needs of the rapidly expanding University. Four hundredforty-three rooms will be provided for men students, rooms fittedwith all the appointments and comforts appropriate to the needsof residents away from home.As yet the University has made no definite plans as to themethod of government to be employed over the men who will makethem their home, has not announced who is to fill the vast amountof space, or disclosed even the most tentative procedure in settingthis intricate mechanism in motion. An appreciable amount of fore¬thought must be employed, numerous parties must be satisfied, andthe whole dovetailed into a plan which will prove itself of someworth as an integral part of the main scheme rather than a com¬promise to allay the howls of those who consider themselves vastlywronged.In presenting the following conclusions 1 he Daily Maroondoes not base its statements on any faculty or administrative plans.A matter of personal investigation on the part of the paper is hereset forth in an interpretive way as the facts present themselves tolight. The survey is far from intensive or extensive. But it is hopedthat it may in some way point to the general direction of the wind,and have some inkling of truth as its background.Obviously the present men’s dormitories are both inadequateand outgrown. A simple bit of mathematics will convince even themost casual observer of this. Hitchcock hall, the largest of allhas accommodations for only ninety-five men; Gates, next in sizeprovides for but eighty-five; Snell houses sixty; and Blake andGoodspeed quarter forty-four and thirty-eight respectively. A totalof three hundred twenty-two find housing facilities on campus andthe rest are forced to seek a home elsewhere.Estimating the undergraduate body at twenty-six hundred anddiscounting twelve hundred women students, a total of fourteenhundred men is left. Of these seven hundred—about half—are frat¬ernity men. However, not all of them live in their respective houses,adding to the list which must find living quarters near the University.Judging that six hundred of these fraternity men live either at theirhouses or at home and that another three hundred non-fraternitymen live in the city, there still remain five hundred men seekingresidence on campus. Since the dormitories house many graduates,approximately three hundred undergraduate men cannot live onthe quadrangles.A conclusion here is apparent. The cost of living near the Uni¬versity, but in an outside establishment, is much higher than theregular dormitory expenditure and the surroundings far less desir¬able, especially during the first two years. Hence many studentscoming from outside the city will either withdraw after one or twoquarters or fail to register at all. Gradually the number of cityitudents is on a proportionate incline and the school shifts its sphereof interest from outside to inside and becomes a local educationalcenter with a range as limited in drawing power as the averagemetropolitan high school.Aside from this pronounced disadvantage, the doVmitoriesthemselves do not always provide the most desirable in the way ofconveniences, both physical and social. There are no provisions fordining rooms, no club rooms, no methods of esti.blishing contacts.Three hundred students, from every school, from every class, arethrown heterogeneously together to make the most of their sur¬rounding* —F A G(To be continued) • Just as a point of interest, it wa-brought to our attention that thing-;aren’t going just as the more Victor¬ian of us would like. One of ourchief spies came in with the storythat Robert Graf was seen to disap¬pear into his girl’s on taking herhome from a i)arty and didn’t comeout for three hours. Of course thestory, is probably highly exaggeratc-il,but it’s just a ))oint of interest. (Continued from page 1)States as an instructor at the Sher¬wood School of Music. Since thattime, he has appeared as guest artistwith the Chicago and Detroit sym¬phony orchestras. .\s instructor ofmaster cla.-;ses of music, he has vis¬ited many of the leading state uni¬versities of the middle west^The purpose of the recital is ex¬plained thus by ,M. B. Swbaringcn.head of the council: “Graduate stu-jdents are known solely by the num¬ber on their tuition receipts. It is apart of the duty of the council thisyear to remedy this situation andendeafor to; introduce into their ac¬tivities a little of the enthusiasm forschool affairs that they characteristi-callv lack.’ ’CLASSIFIED ADSNEW Austin car. Good barg. forquick sale. Leaving city. Sup. 7823.Most of you have probably nevergone into the Billing’s Hospital foranything outside of a headache, andwe hereby recommend that you neverdo. Not long ago one of the el.Ttwent over there ^on a rush call. Initwith no intention of staying. The in¬ternes pounced on their victim, strip¬ped him of his clothing, and justwhen he was feeling the worst theyasked him a lot of questions about hisancestry, whether his remotest un iehad died of pneumonia, and so forth.The victim pleaded with them to <iosomething to relieve him, but insteadthey asked, “If you should die, whomshould we notif,,v?'’ RING lost at Sigma Nu house Sat.eve., Nov. 1st. Colorless aquamarineset white gold. Intrinsic value. Re¬ward. Pullman 1540.W.ANTE!) .Advanct'd English stu¬dent to correct themes in exchange^or lessons by expert teaching of act¬ing. public speaking, voice, or alliedsubjects. .Address Dr. M. ('. Lyons.Room Kirnliall Building, ('lii-cago.All of which brings to mind thestoi’y abo.ut the English gentleman<vho had been In-ought up in the “dieBeginners’ Dancing ClassesBallriiom Mon., Woil., Friday Ev€*ninnsTap Thur.-idays. 7::in-8:3(tPrivate Lfsson.s anytime Day or EveniriKTeresa Dolan DancingSchoolI20K E. i<.1rd St. Ph. 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Young,Inc., Springfield, Mass.AbsorbiueFOR YEARS HAS RELIEVED SOREmuscles, muscular aches, bruises,BURNS, CUTS, SPRAINS, ABRASIONSii !ii '*iiiiTHE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 1930 I Page Thre*Aristophanes Has a Hit!Gilbert Seldes Adaptationof the Famous Comedy•‘L Y S 1 S T R A T A ”Staged by Norman Bel Geddes GOODMAN THEATRELake Front at Monroe Central 4030ToniKht: Four Weeks:Special Mat. Thurs., Nov. 1.3“HOTEL UNIVERSE”: .Philip Barry’s Theatre Guild SuccessApply to Daily Maroon For Special RatesSeats: $2. $1.60, 75c | THEATREbyAlbert ArkulesDistingoisbed Cast of 70MAJES-nc Tickets for the Showsat the Maroon Office “COCK ROBIN”Presented in the Reynoldstheatre Friday and Saturday clubeve-ART IbITLII VreneniHA it'k'kit —IJlioriySee the Thrilling:Tnitli! Wild Beasts I^ ild People Fif'htinf;for Love, Life!THESILENTENEMYCi Qaramomt Qicture.1 liittvnniir l.ttrv Tale, It^pirting .\ll ihvtivr Hmuiton* in a Setting n! n Penpte—in aWild r»nntrg—Sirnggiing for ritl.MITIVH LOVii.Continuous1 to II p. mSat. and Sun. 7Sc CINe Ma Chicago Av,s.Just East ofMichigan Blvd.TIIK AIIT THKATItE OF SIIAOOW «<II.F:\C E\>U1U/SA4l^AFT.. 75cEVE.,$1.00 %Van Burenat Michigan SAT.,SUN,,$1.00Uk*PresentsThe IRISH PLAYERS mSean O’Casey’s Stark Drama of a People in Travail"JUNO r BAvr<w'KAILTalking m JLThe rattle of machine puns in Ireland the beautiful— ^rebels ccr.cpire in the dark of the mocn—an cp-pressed peasantry in revolt egamst drab realily. ^The Birth-Paf'-s of a New NationRelieved by Touches of SP.^rKLlNG IRISH HUMOR ^1 P. M. COx^TKJUOUS 11 P. M.Reserved Seats in Smoking Loge 'r)m(*A Pronounced Convenience—The Daily Maroon Theatre Bureau, asscores of students and faculty will testify!In accordance with its current policy ofexpansion, The Daily Maroon saves you thetroublesome trip downtown to procure theatretickekts in advance by reserving them for youhere in the office.Special rates are offered to group parties.Reservations may be made at the Maroonoffice any afternoon between 1:30 P. M. and6:00 P. M.The Daily MaroonTheatre Bureau following cast:George McAuliffe Pat MageeJulian Cleveland Allan EastRichard Lane James GatesHancock RobinsonCharles Bonniwell. . Lurke Smitlj;John JessupAlice MontgomeryAlice StinnettCarlotta MaxwellJeannette SmithClarke Torrance Gerald RyanHenry Briggs Orvis HenkleDoctor Grace. . . . .'.Dulaney TerrettMaria Scott Lolita LovettHelen Mawell P’lances TrueIt is not the custom for the Dra¬matic A.ssociation to deal in murderso early in the season, but I think itwill be admitted, by those who filledthe pocket size Reynolds theatre,that the murder of Cock Robin wasdecent and justifiable. There will bea few, of course, who will protest atthe brutal manner in which the hand¬some and debonair Mr. Bonniwellwas dispatched at so youthful an agefrom the world of the theatre. But.Mr. Magee, I t^'el. is deserving ofnoxthing less than high praise for hisskill in knife throwing, for, as 1 re¬call, the knife he hurled went “cleanthrough” Mr. Bonniwell’s hack, “eastto west.” So although he was thor¬oughly murdere<t he jvassed to hisreward painlessly..\11 in all, the murder of CockRobin by .Mr. Magee was a refresh¬ing incident and not in the leastgruesome. The Dramatic Associa¬tion is indebted to a considerable ex¬tent to Philip Barry and Elmer Rice,the authors. If we must have mys¬tery plays, with murder as the in-levit ible cause. I am highly in favor, of a law being enacte<l delegatingthe work to these two distinguishedplaywrights. They p,).ssess a price¬less sense of humor which wouldmake any mystery play entertaining,I if for no other reason than that theymake murder, at least on the stage,almost highly desirable. They havei certainly made it so in ‘‘Cock Rob¬in.”i “Cock Robin” is, without any deepreflection on my part.—nor is there, need for any - -a delightful and cap-i ricious literary confection which he-I longs unquestionably in the realm ofj amateur dramatics. In the hands ofthe Dramatic Association it proveda charming little pastiche. .And theproblem of eight young people per¬forming for the first time underPhank O’Hara’s direction dissolvedinto no problem whatsoever, thanksto a gay and witting dialogue and asturdy ingenious plot which was notmeant to be anything else except in-consecpiential.IMr. O ilara. it .seems to me, dis¬played shrewd Judgment in selecting“Cock Robin” for an initial offering.There are, fortunately, definiteloundaries of dramaiic effectivenesswhich amateur groups can approachhut beyond that they are venturingin troublesome waters. Tt is this ob¬ject which makes amateur theatricalsa nightmare.They stop at nothing.O’Xeill’s “Lazarus Laughed” or theinevitah'e “Hamlet” are grist foj‘ themill. Some day. perhaps, there will hea law forbidding minors from per¬forming major pieces, or 1 stronglyfear that they will yet put otiReinhardt’s “The Miracle” with theCathedral of Notre Dame tin-own inas mi.se-en-scene.1 am giateful that the DramaticAssociation has confined its talentsto a play which really fits its pur¬pose admirably. Then, too, in thespii-it of scholarship, it is I'efreshingto disc-over Philip Bai-ry and ElmerRice in so light a mood. Both men,important in the contemporary the-atie, are known for moi-e ambitiousplays, Rar)-y for “Holiday” and“Baris Bound” in the realm of highcomedy and “Hotel Univer.se” for aserious vein, which, incidentally theGoodman will present this week, andRice for “Street Scene,” the Pulitzerprize play of 1929. eThe honors of interpretation in“Cock Robin” belong deservedly to theveterans. The newcomers have anapprenticeship to serve before theycan be admitted to more select com¬pany. Pat Magee, who on Saturdayevening, became one of my favoritemurderers, gave his customary in¬gratiating performance. His actingis solid and substantial. There is afine flavor in his acting which makesany play he is in just much moreenjoyable. Friar ConstitutionFinally Approved byUniversity Board(Continued from page 1)proved the dates of performances bythe dramatic association. Photostaticcopies of a letter from the Universityis to be furnished by the board toall official university publications fortheir use in soliciting advertising.The purpose of the letter is to pre¬vent unofficial publications from“cutting in” on advertising contractsor using the name of the Universityfor the.se purposes. Columns in the Hall Of FameCHI PSl CUNCHESI-M LEAGUE TITLE [ (Editor’s Note: The Daily Maroon i money-maker should save money—I wishes to thank Mr. Sidney H. Kahn every intelligent person knows that,for this article. It is the first at- But I do want to urge you to savetempt on our part to reach into the | systematically when you start in thetangible world of reality and present | business world. Constant pluggingto our readers the views of one who i away can accomplish very worthhas set hit mark). while ends, and one of them is aI comfortable fortune when one willsave regularly.But saving alone will not likelyaccomplish your purpose, though itmust be the first step—your savingsmutt be invested. Without ha.vingi your savings work for you, it is like(Written especially for The Daily ! putting money away in an old shoeMaroon by Sidney H. Kahn, Execu- | —it takes a long time to fill it, andINVESTMENTSBySidney H. Kahn, Executive Vice-President,S. W. Straus & Co.(Continued from page 1)down. Oppenheim .scored the PhiSigs second touchdown on a passfrom Schlifke.In a very close game the KappaSigs beat Zeta Beta Tau 8-0, scor-;ing a touchdown in the last minuteof play on a pass from Howland to jAndrews. The safety resulted from ia bad pass from center with Ashley !Offil getting the ball behind the ZetaBete goal line. The Chicago Theol- Iogical Seminary scored its touch- !down late in the final period on an Iend run by Bierbaum. No overtime ;periods were played because of dark- 'ness. Playing off a postponed gameDelta Sigma Phi defeated Phi Pi Phi \12-8. This game does not affect the |league winners as neither team wasvery high in the standings.Chicago Night to CelebrateAnnual Meet With lllini(Continued from page 1)trip to the dunes is planned foi-November 22. The cost of thedunes trip will be one dollar and aquarter, hut can he bought with the“Chicago Night” .ticket for twodollars.Gerald Ryan, looking not unlikethat happy zany. Chico Marx, aiuhledpleasantly through the first act, asif not quite sui-e that he belonged onthe stage, all of which resulted in thefeeling that the honors were mostlyhis in the first act. The second actwas given a rollicking impetus by ircurtain speech of Alice Stinnett.What Coi)e Valley or its dramatic-group would he without Alice Stin¬nett I shudder to venture. I hope Mr.O’Hara will give her more speecheslike the one she gave Saturday even¬ing for she can he sure of an audi-enee of at least one.Oddly enough, the best part in CockRobin fell to one of the newcomers,I.iolita Lovett as general, all-roundassi.stant to Mr. Magee, the stagemanage)-, spent a Imsy evening niak-ing herself throughly disagreeable,which was what the part called foi-; Ifound her rather diveiting, althoughmy commendable opinion would hard¬ly he shai-c'd by her stage colleagues. live Vice-President of S. W. Strausdc Co., Investment Securities. Notto be reprinted without permissionfrom the editors of this paper.)PART IStudents of the Universityof Chicago:I appreciate the honor that hasbeen accorded me by an invitation to then you do not have much. Theproper thing to do is to invest yoursavings, invest your income, reinvestall of it, and keep turning it overand over again.. In this way it grows.When you come to the investmentof money, you will find yourself onthe threshold of a very specializedbusiness. You will know how to earnand save money, but when you areready to invest it, you will need theassistance of an expert—someonewho has specialized in investmentsjust as you will have specialized inyour particular work. 1 am going toskim o^er some of the factors thathave to be considered.First of all, you will need to de-I cide upon investment program.Building a sound investment struc-I ture is like building a house—it hasI to be planned to suit and then builtaccording to specifications. Yourbank or investment bankers (andmake sure they are reputable) willfind out all about your circum¬stances, juat as (he physician ex¬amines his patient, then they -willhelp you formulate a plan to suitspeak to you through the medium of ' your individual requirements. ThisThe Daily Maroon. | j, the intelligent start.. If consist-You are a great student body, at- ently followed over a period of yearstending a great institution in a great ; it will always produce good results..city, and you are enjoying superior j Four things will be considered inadvantages that should help you j the sound investment program—become successful men and, women j safety, a good return on your money,in the business world. I am not fa- ! satisfactory marketability, and a wellmiliar with any statistics which showthe average wealth of universitygraduates In later life, but 1 am sureit must be well more than average.But whether it be averge, below orabove average, I know that all ofyou will handle money, and that youI will want to accumulate a portion ofit as a reserve.I am engaged in the investmentI banking business. I know more about' it than anything else. Perhaps youwill not mind if I try to convey a balanced Ilstl I will speak of eachof these briefly.Safety. The security underlyingan Investment should always be thefirst point to be Investigated, and nobond or stock of questionable qualityshould ever be purchased. A secur¬ity that is not safe may possibly bea profitable speculation, but it can¬not be considered an investment.Good Return. The interest or div¬idends an investment pays are calledthe return. Do not think that a safemessage to you about this special i Investment can pay you only a lowPATRONIZE THE DAILYMAROON ADVERTISERS business, because 1 feel that everyperson who handles or makes moneywill do well to know some of thefundamentals about the saving andwise investment of It.Since I meet so. many people inmy every day experience who havebeen successful as mony-makers, butunsuccessful as investors, I believethat no time can be more appropri¬ate for a man or woman to learn therudiments of successful investingthan in the college years before ithas been earned. It is a tragedy tohave to begin this phase of one’seducation in later life after one (hasmade money, and lost it.I need not mention that every rate of interest. There are many dif¬ferent types of sound securities andsome yield a much higher returnthan others. Good municipal bonds,for example, are safe, but their lowreturn Is due partly to their tax ex¬emption features. U. S. Governmentbonds are safest of all, but their com¬paratively low yield is due at leastin part to the fact that they can heturned Into cash at a moment’s no¬tice. Certain investors who. needthese qualities are willing to pay forthem by accepting a lower returnthan the bonds would pay if theywere taxable or enjoyed a less ac¬tive market.(Continued tomorrow)nSooner or later, acigarette is judgedon taste alonemilder-- andbettertasteOne will always stand out!® )9}0, Lkcstt k Mrrw rnPage Four THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 11. 1930HOTCHINS POINTS TOEDUCATION AS CUREFOR ECONOMIC ILLS(Continued from page 1)povary problem, since there are nosuch problems that do not transcend !departmental lines.That we may look forward to animmense acceleration in the study ofcontemporary life in the universitieswithn the next few years is the be- ilief of Dr. Hutchins. He pointed out ■this trend ’n the field of law, a sub- Iject with which he has been intimate¬ly connected. He showed, also, thatwith the increase in the amount ofleisure time moie attention must be ijiaid to adult education, and it mustnot be considered as a sideline or by¬product. The President touchedupon the subject of greater compen¬sation for the teacher, which, in hisopinion, is necessary for the achieve- .ment of usefulness for any profes- 'sor, who must eke out the bare ne¬cessities of life.“Adding Machine Education”Dr. Hutchins then considered the iproblem which now confronts us con¬cerning the present system of me¬chanical entrance requirements, andmathematical calculations for gradu¬ation. “Years, hours, and creditshave nothing to do with the produc¬tion of leadership,” stated the Pres- iident. “In a law school of which Iwas once the dean we had to buyan adding machine to determinewhether our students could graduate;the mathematics involved in decid¬ing whether they were educated sofar surpa.ssed the abilities of thedean and even of the registrar thatwe had to resort to mechanical meth¬ods of ascertaining their intellectualequipment. They came to us byarithmetic; they left us via highercalculus.”“A Typical Utopia”To show what could be done aboutall these things President Hutchinspresented the organization of hisUniversity of Utopia: “In regard ofall such time-honored titles as grad¬uate schools and senior and juniorcollege, the University of Utopia isdivided into the profe.ssional schools jand five divisions in arts; the hu¬manities, the social sciences, the(ihysical sciences, the biological scicnees, and the college. The collegefaculty is charged with discoveringwhat a general higher education isand with administering it. A stu¬dent enters upon his general educa¬tion when he can show tl at he isready to do so irrespective of hisyears in high school or his gradesleceived there.”He remains in the college until hisgeneral higher education is com¬plete, iiTespective of time or courses itaken there, (leneral examinations ,indicate his progress and not the jmultiplication of credits. His course jof study is simple in the extreme and |in none of it is his attendance re- '(juired.”Four General Courses“There are four general lecturecourses, which are planned to lastthrough two years, in the human¬ities, and the social, physical, andbiological sciences. .Anybody mayattend but nobody is compelled to.P'rom the lecture courses studentsparticularly interested and qualified ■are chosen for seminar work in oneor more fields, continuing to attendsuch lectures in the other fields as jappeal to them. In this way those ,who wish to learn merely about thevarious divisions of knowledge do soin the lecture courses. Those who wishmore specific orientation and canshow they deserve it may prepare forthe upper divisions or the profes'ional schools in the semin;Tr 'courses.”“Tool courses and laboratorycourses are given only for studentswho are in the seminais, for presum¬ably only they will ever u.se the tools.TUTORINGGREGG SHORTHANDHazel Weal Tri. 21636924 Calumet Ave.Call Before 12Free Coffee or Tea servedwith sandwiches.Sandwiches 10c to 25cPlate Lunches 35c to 50cPlate Suppers 35c to 55cNEW ELLIS COFFEESHOP5558 Ellis AvenueNorthwest Corner 56th andEllis Avenue I UNlVERSriY BULLETINNovember 11, 1930I 1 :50—Divinity chapel. President Snow of the Theological depart¬ment, Joseph Bond chapel.12:30—C. and A. Undergraduate Council Business Meeting, Men’sCommons room.3:30—University League of Women’s Voters, Ida Noyes hall.4:30—Public Lecture (Bacteriology) “Infections Due to Anoe-robes”. Dr. M. Weinberg of the Pasteur Institute of Paris.Pathology 117.4:30—Liberal club. “Marxism and Liberalism: Prejudice, Pragmat¬ism, and Truth”, professor F. H. Knight of the Economicsdepartment. Social Science assembly.5:00—Organ recital. Porter Heaps, University chapel.6:45—Public Lecture, (downtown) “Realistic Humorists ’, assist¬ant professor N. Wilt of the English department. Art In¬stitute.7:30—Extension Lectures in Religion and jLeadership TrainingClasses, “Overcoming Failure”, professor H. N. Wieman, ofTheological department. “Old Testament Historical Rec¬ords”, professor W. C. Graham of the 1 heological de¬partment. “The Distribution of Behavior of ProtestantChurches in Chicago ”. professor S. Kincheloe of the Theo¬logical department. Lectures in Joseph Bond chapel.7:30—^Socialist club, “Work of League for Industrial Democracy ’,Mr. Karl Borders, Social Science assembly.8:00—Board of Libraries, Harper M 2 7.8:00—Gradaute Classical club, assistant professor F. P. Johnsonof the Art department. Classics 20.8:00—Surg'cal Pathological Conference, Surgery 622.The seminars are the only smallclasses in the college, for the Uni¬versity believes that it can affordsuch classes only for students whoare especially able in the field andare excited about it. fJraduationfrom the college with distinctionmeans entrance to one of the upi)erdivisions or a professional school;graduation from the college withoutdistincton means an honorable exitfor the man who wi.shes only -a gen¬eral education.”Examination, Not Credits, Tako“The upptr divisions are respon¬sible for the award of all non-prof>'ssional degrees. A 'udeni, a> w-,have seen, may enter th.m whenevche shows by ex nii’'‘ition. not cy 'its. his capacity to do ^ o. He <rr )Sua;es in the same way. The bn.-helor's, master’s and d'''-toi’: degreare granted on the ^nccessfu' c mpletion of examinations set for eaclidegree by the entire divi.sion and no:by one department. The ex:imir,ntion for the Ph. I), demands evidence of familiarity with the niyioiproblems of college teaching and atand at k>a.st as much familiarity withresearch as oow oronor-zHy rennived.Other degrees, th*' Doctoi o/ .sviand the Doctor (> l,r> tir -, able tor those who make no pre-j tense of being college teachers butj who can present a substantial pieceof research to show their promi.se ininvestigaton. And when 1 say sub-I stantial I mean substantial. In m\ iI own university I should not expectI 10 I er cent of the candidates for theI doctorate to be able to qualify forI the research degrees offered at good1 old Utopia.”Donate FootballGain to CharityPlea of Crisler(Co'.itinued f;om page 1)the iniiiai game of the season, thatwith Hill dale and Ripon. Anproxi-mately the same number attendedthe Missi.ssi[)pi and Florida games.27.000 paid to see the Princeton con¬test, and 22,000 were in the Stadium' -^t Saturday when Chicago playedPurdue. 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Be sureto mention this paper.JiikSWi|ii>liCoiD|iu;,354FoBtkAM,NarTal.lLT.,first; 1,325 pages; 2,SfXlillustrations;12,()00 lines of synonymic treat¬ments; 6,(XX) antonyms; 1,900 for¬eign phrases.Most authoritative—being the jointlabor of 400 eminent sclMlars acdexperts in leading universities ar dnational institutions.TbisDictionaryis the “court of last resort” wher¬ever the English language is spoken. MAROONS PREPAREFOR INVASION OFILLINOIS GRIDMEN(Continued from page 1)short range of the Illini goal and^ Hills recovered for Illinois. It wasa different story however once theCadets began spinning, faking, pa.ss-ing in the third quarter offensive thatwound up in a touchdown. Theother Army score came through theair, on a long pass from Hall toStecher.Eight Maroon DefeatsFor eight years the Maroon.'; havenot defeated an Illini aggregation.They came closest to triumphing inHI24 when Chicago tied Illinois 21-21. The Maroons managed to sto]*the driving of “Red” Grange hutcouldn’t do better than deadlock theissue. Since then however the Zup-pkmnen have piled up big scoresagainst Chicago elevens. This yearCoach Zuppke has had to build uua team out of untried material,most of them sophomores. In it-;conference battles thus far. Illinoishas been turned back by more ex¬perienced elevens. It appears asthough the Chicago-Illinois game willbring together two spirited teams ofplayers who lack the finish of na¬tional charrtps but who have yearsand years of traditional Chicag«)-Illinois battles behind them to liveup to.(^hicago, on one hand, aims tobreak the long string of Illinois vic¬tories and upset the downstate teamjust as it did in 1921. Illinois alsohas secret ambitions of its own. firstto score her first Conference victoryand second to play the game as Illi¬nois did a few years ago to win twoconsecutive (Conference champion¬ships. 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