SUBSCRIBE TO THEDAILY MAROON Battp JllaroonVol. 30. No. 49. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. THURSDAY, APRIL 17. 1930 Today’s Weather:Clear, slightly cooler.Price Five CentsPUPPET - MASTER SPEAKS TONIGHTNOMINATIONS TOCOUNCIL POSTSOVER TmRROWScarcity of CandidatesLeads to Extensionof Time Limit London Naval Parley AchievesMore Than Expected, Agrees OpinionPaucity of candiciate.s for nomina¬tion to the Undergraduate councilled to the announcement at noonyesterday that tin* nominationswould remain open until noon tomor¬row. .Additional candidates may pre¬sent themselves tomorrow at noonin Cobb 108.Under the plan put into effect thisyear, no i>etit’ion or other form ofhacking is necessary for candidacy.Candidates are required, however,to complete assignments covering asurvey of some ])hase of campus life,as directed by the council.Assignments MadeAssignments were made to thos«present at noon yesterday. Theposts to be filled are as follows;Four delegates from the senior cla^s,including two men and two women,from whom a class president and acla.ss secretary will he selected bythe council. .Students with between21 and 27 majors are eligible forelection.Two delegates from the juniorelo.ss, one a man, and one a woman.1 he eligildlity re<iuirement is be¬tween 12 and 21 majors.Two delogatl*". a man and a wom¬an, from the sophomore class. Todate, nominees must have complet¬ed between 11 and 12 majors.The Candidate*Candidates who presented them-theinselves yesterday were: Fromthe senior class. Marjorie Cahill,P'rances Blodgett, Zoe Marhoefer,Marion Ph White, Allen C. P'ast,Raymond Fried, William Read Har-she, and Sidney VatV's.P'rom the junior class, George(Continued on page 2) That the London naval conferencehas been a qualified success is thegeneral opinion of campus author¬ities when consulted on the disputed(juestion. Those wlio were inter¬viewed admitted that the conferencedid not accomplish all that they hadhoped it would, and yet surprising¬ly enough it had quite paradoxicallyaccomplished more than they had ex¬pected.Obtained Enlightened Opinion”Professor William p]. Dodd, headof the history department, com¬mented favorably upon the results ofthe conference saying that it accom-[dished "some positive advance inthe matter of obtaining a more en¬lightened public opmii.n, due to thetwo or three months’ discussion.However, the risk comes from hav¬ing the rest of tli worbl think tliatth United States, P’ngland, and .Ja¬pan may form or enter into a sortof cooperative understanding withreference to the naval policy andhence give some grounds for generalcontinental opposition.”‘ Conference a Success”I’rofessor T. \’. .Smith of the ithil-o.^opliy deiiar'ment summeil up bothIlls own opinion and the general re¬sults of the conference. He Jielieves(luite positively that the naval con-feren ,* at London accompli.>.hed twobeneficial and constructive objec¬tives. On., Oial it has helped theLIBRARY OFFICIALDESCRIBES RARE,ANCIENT TOMESCouncil AppointsRidenour Editor ofActivities PamphletAt its meeting yesterday, the Un¬dergraduate council appointed LouisRidenour, day editor of The DailyMaroon, a.s editor of tlie 11*30 edi¬tion of the pamphlet 'Tnt'roductionto istudent .Activities.” I'he commit¬tee assisting him is composed ofJanies Simon, John Poole, MargaretEgan, Dan McGiiigan, and JaneKesner. The first meeting of thecommittee has been set for 2:30 to¬morrow, in The Daily Maroon office.The paniphiet which is distributedfree of charge to all freshmen, out-line.s the various activities on cam¬pus, giving a detailed description ofeach illustrated with photographs.•A section of athletics presents theopportunities offered in this field.Contrihutiops by the organiza¬tions benJi'ited by the publicationof this pamphlet are receivable nowby the UmlergravXavC council. Siiei'ial collections ranging fromnarratives of v.hite.^ captured iiy In¬dians to books printed in Kriglishiiefore Kill are some of the out¬standing features of tlie Newberryiibiary, de.sciibed yesterday after¬noon by George B. Utley, librarian,who atldres.sed graduate library stu¬dents in Harper MKLMr. Utley described the foundingof the library with a trust fund do¬nated by Walter I.oomis .Vewberry,one of Chicago’s earliest citizens. Healso discussed the various collectionsstarted by Edward .A. .Ayre, andcontinued by his donations.Some of lh<‘sw are: a fine collec¬tion of manuscripts on Indian ma¬terial, a Ptolemy eollecfion, illumin¬ated manuscripts of .Mediterraneancharts. Othei departments in whichthe library is strong, .Mr. Utley toldthe graduate library students, arcliferature of tlie Elizaliethan periodand the French revolution, and acollection of 10,000 genealogies. Theliliiary contains over 4 7.o,000volumes.CHAPEL, REYNOLDSOFFER ORGAN ANDPANATROPE TUNESGoodspeed Back AfterBible Revision Parley nations concerned to reach an un¬derstanding and, two, it has definite¬ly set about to accomplish its aimtoward disarmament.Charles W. Gilkey, Dean of theUniversity Chapel, - considers theconference a qualified success inthat it has established a non-com¬petitive system between the threeworld powers, England, Japan andthe United States.While conducting the interviewyesterday, it was learned that twoprominent University professorsw'ere so taken up with academic prob¬lems that they have been unable tofollow this contfoversy of world in¬terest. It w'as also lamentable todiscover that one professor’s inter¬est so centers around the history be¬fore 1500 that he had no knowledgeof the history of the li*o0 confer¬ence. The re])ort'er was also toldby a prominent sociologist at tliornive!.''ity who apjieared perplexedat the question to "Ge ask Mr. Hoo¬ver, he’ll know.”Law School MustExpand or RestrictEntrance—Bigelow"Some day the University lawschool will have to ciioose betweenthe alternative.s of re.striction i>r ex¬pansion,” is the judgment of DeanHarry .A. Bigelow concerning theuncor:'oborated opinion which haspersisted on campus since last au¬tumn, to the effect that the law-school was about to enforce en¬trance reqiiirement.s on prospectivestudents.How soon the law school willreach this limit is as yet l)Ut ahazard; but that it will reach itseems a certainity to the law dean.The annual enrollment has been in¬creasing by leaps and bounds; thelaw school is just so big; the conclu¬sions are obvious.Whether or not this branch of thegraduate college would choose thejtath of expansion will dciieml onmany extraneous circumstances: thepolicy of the administration, the pos-siliility of increasing the faculty, thebuilding and ground plans. .As forthe possible restrictions, they willbe formulated when the emergencybecomes a reality. For the present,however, there are "no heads pop¬ping out of the law school a.s yet.”Dr. Edgar J. Goodspeed of thedivinity school returns today to Chi¬cago from New York after a week’sattendance at the first meeting ofthe committee which will revise theAmerican stUndard edition of the Bi¬ble. Dr. Goodspeed is one of four¬teen members of the committee, rep¬resenting both liberal and funda¬mentalist positions in church belief,which will attempt the revision.Church members are generally fav¬orable to th*» project it is reported Today’s program of organ selec¬tions to he playe<l by Porter Heaps,University iirganist, at 5 in the cha¬pel, will include the follow-ing num¬bers: Sonata V’l, by MendelsSuhn;-All Mon Must Die, by Bach; Inter¬mezzo from Suite I by Rogers;FJlegie by Massenet; A Young Girlin the Wind” by Marsh; and Taccatafrom Symphony V by Widor.At noon today the w-eekly pana- ;trope concert will be played in Rey- inolds club. The entire four move- iments of Scheherazade suite by Rim- |sky-K-orsnkoff will he featured. Music |will start at 12:45, and continueuntil 1:16. . 'The Reynolds club will again tune iin on all local games of the Cubs ;and Sox. Broadcast of single gamesstort at 2:45, of double headers at1:30. ‘^33^^ Club Meets; PlansTo Promote Class UnityThe ■■.'L'l” .started a movcnuMit to¬ward its avowed purpose of promot¬ing class consciousness among mem¬bers of the freshman class with ameeting last night in Reynolds cluhlounge. Entertainment was furnish¬ed by a student magician, Wilton S.Clements, and by two strenuous box¬ers. Inflation into the club followed.Leaders in the movement areJames Porter, president of the GreenC.ap club, and Ralph Earlandson andRobert Garen, who const ifuted thecommittee on arrangemc-nt.s. THOMPSON HELPDECISIVE FACTORIN REtm VOTECity Hall Votes ProveMargin ofI VictoryIf only 100,000 votHes—for ex¬ample, one-half of the 218,000 castby the city hall for its candidateI for chairman of the civil servicej commission—had been thrown toj former Senator Charles S. Deneen,! he undoubtedly would have won theRepublican nomination in the lastprimary. Such a number, subtract¬ed from Mrs. McCormick’s accumula¬tion of G25.000 and added to Mr.Deneen’s 435,000, would have givenhim the necessary margin for vic¬tory.Plunder PoliticsTins w.ts the judgment of HaroldF. Gosnell, assistant professor ofliolitical science, advanced in an ad¬dress before the Sociali.st club la.stnight. "The victory was grand andglorious for plunder politics—allthat is represented by the Thompsonfaction in the Republican party,”said Professor Gosnell.Not Yet Extinct"The Deneon partisans were notutterly wiped out in the elections.valuable positions v.vve re-'tained, among them, chief justiceof the municipal court, clerk of themunicipal court,, county judge, andlirohate judge, although the winnersof the last two oil ices will face prob¬able defeat in the candidacies ofJudges Jarecki and Horner, both ofwhom are excellent vote-getters.”('ontinuing his analysis. ProfessorGosnell .said: "On the north side of(Continued on page 4) Mirror ElectionsToday; NomineesList QualificationMirror members in good standingwill elect officers for the ensuingyear today from t) to 5 in the foyerat Ida Noyes hall. Nominees to bevoted on are Mary Bohnet and Mar¬tha Yaeger for production manager,Janet Cunningham and Rosalie Pol¬iak for business manager, and threeof the following for board members;Frances Blodgett, Viola De Ber-rienne, Barbara Cook, Dorothy Rei¬ner, and Jean Searcy.Pay Dues TodayOnly those members whose duesare paid to date may vote; dues maybe paid at the voting desk tomor¬row.The Mirror dinner, managed bythe new board, will be held formembers and others interested inMirror toward the end of the month.Their RecordsThe records t)f‘ the candidates area.s follows:Mary Bohnet has been a memberof Mirror for three years. She wasa membei- of the jniblicity commit¬tee her first year, assistant propertymanager her second, and propertymanager during her third. MarthaYaeger has been a member of Mir¬ror for two years, composed a skitand worked on the publicity com¬mittee during her first year, man¬aged publicity and ,vas in tho castduring her second.Janet (’unningham has been amember of Mirror for three years,working on the box office committeeand in the cast during her first year,in the cast her second and in thecast and managing the box officeduring her third. Rosalia T’ollakhas been a member of Mirror forthree years. She was in the chorus(Continued on page 4)Travel Phoenix ASTRONOMERS SETI TELESCOPES FORLaunched Today ECLIPSE APRIL 28The travel number largest Phoe¬nix in three months, will be out to¬day, featfiring a limerick contest forthe best last line to the first fourlines which are published. Prizesfor this contest are a round trip tic¬ket to Detroit with ferry fare toWindsor, Canada included. The not-quit'e-so-good contestant will receivea de luxe illustrated edition, of Pro-fe.ssor Jerry Thomas, masterpriece,"Le Ron Vivant’s Companion” ormore vulgarly known as "How toMix Drinks.”Professor Jerry Thomas was theforemost bartender of the nine¬teenth century. As this year marksthe fortieth anniversary of his death,I'he contest is being held as a mem¬orial to him. The limerick is beingused as it was Professor Thomas’favorite form of poetry. I Will Reach Here Aroundj One, Says MacMillanW. A. A. Issues LastCall for MembersHUTCHINS^ RECEPTIONPresident and Mrs. Robert M. |Hutchins were home to membersof the University faculty Tuesdayand yesterday. On Tuesday Ma-dames Ames, Boucher, Dodd, Filhey,Flint, Gale, Harper, Laing, McLean,Mallory, Moulds, and Miss Talbotassisted, while yesterday those assist¬ing were: Madames Bogert, Freund,Gilkey, Grey, Hinton, Irons, Judd,Mathews, Palmer, Post, Shambaugh,and Spencer. The deadline for all Ieftt>rs of ap¬plication for W. A. A. membershipis Monday. Letters are to be ad¬dressed to Margaret Egan, vice-president, care of Ida Noyes hall orBeecher hall, and must state th? ap¬plicant's qualifications, and generalinterest in the organization. Noprospective members for this yearwill be considered after this date.Candidates will he voted on at theopen meeting for W. A. A. membersTuesday, May 6, and initiated at theW. A. A. dinner Thursday, May 15.Those intleicsted in joining W. A.A. may meet members at the Fri¬day afternoon cozies, held from 2:30to 5 in the Y. W. room each week. Speeding silenHy in its orbit, theearth’s only satellite, the moon, willintercept the sun’s rays and sweepa narrow' pencil of black shadowacross the western corrler of Amer¬ica on April 28. .And an imiiosingI array of telescopes and attendantastronomers will be looking for theevent,Chicagoans will be able to see the' moon slip slowly across the sun, cut¬ting a huge, glowing crescent offire. Professor William B. MacMil¬lan, of the University astronomy de¬partment, said that the eclipse wouldbe due at about ten minutes of one,central standard time, on .April 28.The actual path of the totaleclipse is only about five hundredi yards wide, and will not reach Chi-cago, Professor MacMillan con¬tinued. Although there are regular-I ly two ecliiises every year on theI earth, they arrive here only oncein five years or thereabouts, inas¬much as .America is only a relative¬ly small area. The last one sweptacross the east coast in January,1925. SARG APPEARS INFOURTH LECTUREOF FORI^SERIESBrings ‘Greedy George’and ‘Don Quixote’AlongTickets may be purchased to¬day at the box office in Mandeicloister. The prices are fiftyand seventy-five cents.By Harry T. MooreMast'd' of comedy and of the nim¬ble marionettes in which he ex¬presses it, Tony Sarg wdll appearat Mandei hall at 8 tonight as theyear’s fourth feature entertainerfor The P’orge: a Midwest Review.Sarg’s program \>ill be in threeparts, giving him a chance to displayvarious facets of his versatility. Inaddition to his fame as the cre¬ator (.f the pirouetting dolls whichhave deligh'ed so many audiences,Tony .Sarg is noted as a monologistand an illustrator. Tonight he willrun the range of his t'alents.Greedy George andDon Quixote Among Those Present"Greedy George,” perhaps thegreatest favorite among his crea¬tions, will accompany him on thetrip, as well as one other noted char¬acter-marionette, probably "DonQuixote.”Sarg first became interest'ed inmarionettes before the war in Lon¬don, where he read an article deplor¬ing the decline of this particulartype of entertainment. He decidedto learn the secrets of manipulat¬ing the foys, and plunged into hiswork with such energy that his pup¬pets became the most famous in theworld. They perform chiefly incomedies, such as "Rip Van Win¬kle.” After seeing his creatures actin "Don Quixote”, the critic Mon¬trose J. Moses pointed out the super¬iority- of the imitation actors to thereal ones, for not even the redoubt¬able FL H. Southern could make theKnight of the Rueful Countenancewalk so stiff-legged as the little doll.Sarg to Tell ofLife in Greenwich VillageSarg’s marionettes are a triumphof illusion—some of them can be¬come fat or thin at wdll, some canappear to smoke pipe.s. and otherscan become transformed from age toyouth in a fleeting moment. Oneof his characters, Porter Guffanuffin Thackeray’s "The Rose and theRing,” rcquii'es thirty-six .strings forhis control. Sarg will explain the(Continued on page 2)BEG YOUR PARDONThe Calvert club, erroneouslyscheduled to meet ydsterday willmeet today at four in the Y.W. C. A. room of Ida Noye,shall. Profes.sor James JeromeKerwin w’ill explain the purpose ofthe club which is to interest allCatholics on campus. All those in¬terested in discussions on Catholic¬ism are invited to attend. ‘Homegrown’ SouthernAccents Are Rule forDrama Group RevivalHomegrown southern accents areI promised by the Dramatic as.socia-tion for its revival of "Secret Serv¬ice” Thursday, April 24 in Mandei' hall. Richmond. Va.. the heart ofthe Confederacy during the CivilWar, is the scene of the play, andonly one of the characters is notsouthern.! .Artelia Bowne. whose home isCloveport, Ky., will help to broadenthe ‘a’s’ and soften the ‘r's’ whileBeatrice and Jimmie Scheibler ofMemphis, Tenn., and Helene John¬son has lived in various parts ofthe south. Pat Magee is now- a Chi¬cagoan, but formerly lived in Dixie-, land.During spring vacation Mr. F^rankH. O’Hara, w-ho is directing the pro¬duction, visited the original scenei of the play and toured through thej surrounding region absorbing soutti-' ern atmosphere for the revival.<*atfe Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, APRIL 17, 1930SIItp iatlg ilarnuitFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT XEWSPM’ER OF THF UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOrublished morning® excei't Sa’urdny, Sunday and Monday, durinK the Autumn,Winter and Sprin*; quarler® by T'he Daily Mavooti i<inpany. .■>.■'>1 University Ave. Sub-•criptK n rates $M.()0 i>er year; by mail, j>Loli per year extra. Simile copies, 5 cents each.E.rtercd as set-ond class matter March Itt. Itd'S. at the post office at Chicago,Him.In, under the .Act of March 3. 1879.The Daily .Maroon expiessely reserxes all naht* of publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationEDWIN LEV’IN, Managing EditorEARLE M. STOCKER, Business ManagerROBERT L, NICHOLSON, Assistant Business ManagerHARRIET DEAN HATHAWAY, Woman’.? EditorHENRY D. FISHER, Sports EditorARNOLD SCHLACHET, Chairman of Editorial BoardEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTEDWARD G. B.ASTTAN News EditorEDGAR tiREENWALD;OHN H. HARDINM \KJORIE C.AHILLAt.XRION E. WHITEWILLIAM H. HAR.SHELOUIS RIDENOl RMEitWiN S. ROSENBERG News Editor. . News EditorJunior EditorJunior EditorWhistle Editor. . Dny EditorDay EditorGL MU.E i VAN DERHOEF . Day Editor. \KKi EG.AN S phomore EditortV';: KL'NER S.'iiheiiiore Edi ort'. K WKKTHEIMFIR S. ehi more Edi'or BUSINESS DEPARTMENTABE BLINDER Advertising Mana,;erLEE LOVENTHAL Advertising ManagerLOUIS FORBRICH Circulation ManagerGEORGE (iRlEW.ANK ..Circulation Assist.ROBERT McCarthy ...Sophomore Asst.,1 AMES McMAHON Sophomore Asst.NED VEATCII ..Sophomore AssLSPORTS DEPARTMENTALBERT ARKULES Asst. Sports EditorW.A IF.R Baker .Sophomoie K !uoiill ;:.;F.Ur .lOSEl'H . .Sophomore Edit, rM A R. ORIK lOI.MAN\A Oman's Sports Edit. Official NoticesThursday, April 17Radio lecturo: “American Philo-.sophy: The New Constitution as aSymbol of Authority,” Professor T,V. Smith, of the Philosophy depart¬ment. S, Station WMAQ.Divinity chapel. Joseph Bondchapel: Professor William ClaytonBower of the Divinity school, 11:50.( elebration of the Holy Commun¬ion (for Epi.scopal students) : 12,Thorndike Hilton Memorial chapel.Panatrope concert, symphony rec¬ords, 12:45 to 1:15, Reynolds club¬house.Public lecture (The Renaissance-society) : Proportion In Nature and.\rt,” Wilford S. Conrow, of NowYork City, 4:30. Harper Assemblyroom.Orjran music: Porter Heaps, 5:30.I'niversity chapel.WHAT DO THE HIGH SCHOOLS WANT? Radio lecture: William Gillette’.-Sv cict Service’ ”, .\ssistant ProT s--ii!' Napier Wilt, of the English i..•■-•on*, -b Station WMAQ.T lii acU.Lite I’kab of Econon .-■■',i ii.;me - Tanking Policy. ;''af - n -l’ the Price LevA iau Pnr G. V. Cox. ..■ ’-.qiii': • iiepa: tmeiit. 7 .- lays Ir-'ap- . ' hi ti-s ;'i today.T K - ‘ 1 * . t : u-culty Bi-.-ard of PhysiC'-Al ' 'iltiiieJ ■;'> on ,;ai«.iit.g the fate ot intcr-scnoinstic tou ■ ir fv, l' , ' - iv lo -his comirutt. e i he 1 . (M1 J ..roon-yP'Slt’ n " * t : ivu'ien the u i, - . i'lg consicleratio;;: :■-e:;U ve- abv':ut the basketball it:’f*i- r ■ u Hm" ‘ngtoii Lili.ai 1;. Ba.'k; r'schc! , A' hi ' e.'st, mosl popular, and most widely »reprried o;origin .richcschoi ‘ative cbv the . aUnu t •* nati-- nal hign school tournaments ^ai-■pp.jsi.ion to this tournament has itsthe executive omn.ktee o’ the National Federation of High: Athletic Associativ ns, A\hich conducted a straw vote of highs in I 9l8. Thus vote, as has been shown in the editorial ap¬pearing in The Daily Maroon for April 8, was conducted in amanner most designedly unfair and non-representative, and wasevidently calculated by its spon.sors to emphasize the localized op¬position to the national meets, rather than the widespread approval ,that they have aroused.If the high schools themselves were opposed to the tournament,the meet would die a natural death through inability to obtainteams to compete. The fact that teams invited to compete in thetourney accept those invitations is prima facie evidence that they,at least, do not believe that national high school basketball tourna¬ments exert a harmful effect upon secondary school students. The ^sponsors of the meet at the University have never found it neces- ;sary to plead with school officials that they permit their teams tocome to Chicago: they have often been forced to make last minute |additions to the listings, or to refuse teams which have applied for »invitation. IThe aggregate opinion of the high scho'' j themselves on thesubject of the tournament has never been adequately consulted,despite the claims of the federation's executive committee that theirsurvey demonstrates the "way in which the wind is blowing. Un¬til this opinion is ascertained, speculations on the value or theharmful effect of the meet remain speculations, with none but con¬troversial value. jThose who oppose the meet claim, albeit somewhat inconsist¬ently. that the strain of a national meet exerts a harmful effect upon 'the undeveloped physique of the high school student, but that thecompetition encountered in the state and sectional tournaments hasno such result. It is vehemently stated that Universities which con¬duct such affairs do so merely for the purpo.se of proselyting themost promising of the young athletes. The time which competitors ilose from their studies cannot be properly made up.Proponents of national tournaments point out that few ex¬periences are as broadening or as educational as the week whichcompeting teams spend in this deservedly great city; that partici¬pation in the Universtiy’s meet has no more harmful effect than doesthat in the approved state meets; that no proselyting has ever oc¬curred..All of this, if you like, can be set aside and branded "opinion”.The real issue which remains and cannot be ignored is: do the high ischools themselves want the tournaments? Unless it is truly rep¬resentative of the consensus of national opinion, such a body asthe Federation has no excuse for existence. And, in this instance,it appears that Federation has ignored the wishes of the ma¬jority of its member schools. A cursory examination of the “sur¬vey ” which they conducted is sufficient to convince all but themost biased of its pitiful inadequacy.A southern group of schools has even stated that if the Chi¬cago meet is discontinued, they will revive the now defunct CottonStates Tournament, in the face of the action of the Federation.Until the Board of Physical Culture and Athletics is able tosay, "Most of the high schools of the United States are opposed tonational athletic tournaments,” it would be acting too hastily irre^vocably to abolish those tournaments conducted by the Univer¬sity. Tlrinking men cannot be convinced by the claims of the Fed¬eration 8 "survey. —L. N. K.I Friday, April 18UniA'fl'.'i,y and ':anmunity G 1I'i'hiy Dr. V*'. H. Roddy, i’the First Presybyterian ehurch, and'ho T'iiivei'sity choir. 12. I’nivor uy.’hapel.Die Deutsche Ge^v’lschfifr. 4. tld:iXoves hall. SARG APPEARS INFOURTH LECTUREOF FORGE SERIESiContauied inmi page I)oiierafion of many of these marion¬ettes during the entertainment..Another portion of his programwill be one of his vaudeville acts,during which he will tell anecdotesconcerning noted figures of themodern world. He will also describelife in Greenwich Village, and givethe audience some intimate glimpsesinfo the studio-life of America’smost sophisticated art colony.The feature which will have thegreatest interest locally, however,will he Sarg’s sketches of campuspersonalities. He will make six ofthese altogether, two of which willbe given to those in the audienceholding lucky tickets and four ofwhich will be sold. Sarg’s ability asillustrator is evidenced by the factthat his drawings continually illum¬inate the work of comic writers ofthe first rank, such as Irvin S. Cobh.William Slavens McNutt, and SamHeilman.Sai'g has led an exceedingly inter¬esting life. Born in Guatemala, hewas sent in his youth to military.school in Germany, his father’s na¬tive country, where he spent sixyears, later becoming a lieutenanti.f artillery. He then migratAui tohis mother's native land. I'ingland,Avheri' lu- decided to pui's'.ie his nai-ui:il gift for drawiiiL'. He ii:i< nev¬er taken a lesson in hi. life. H ,■remnined in T.ondun a- an illu M-at. r-o a.NFasi^... low con!Student SeivireOrgan music, Frederick Marriott.•7 :30. University chapel.Epsilon Alpha, Professor M’ilder,6:15, Hutchinson commons.Public lecture (doAvnt’own) : “WhySecurity Prices Fluctuate,” .AssociateProfessor Cox, 6:45, Art Institute.Public lecture: ‘Season 1020. .\n-atolism expedition” Excavations atAlishar Huyuk. (illustrated). Dr.Eric Schmidt, joint director, .Ana¬tolian expedition, 8, Pathology 117.PATRONIZE THE DAILYMAROON ADVERTISERS White Impre st's speed v iacross ihc Paciiir in ten shortdays — the n.-w . .,.sJapin may inake it in U-stime. Direct frop' V’.incoiiA - .-to Yokohama, Kobe, Nag..-saki, Shanghai, Hong F me,Manila. Or via Honoli.i- „*■no extra fare. Speci:-1 ci or-tesies to students. Ask yourlocal agent orE. A. krnnfy, Stramiihip Gen¬eral AKrnt, 71 Kaat JarltnuiiBlvd., 'Tel. Wab. 1904, ('hicaK*>,III.CanadianPacificCarry Cnno'iian Pacific Ert'tf < ■ fChequ-i—Good the H < ' ' ' • 'World’sGreatestTravelSystemTHEBLAKEMORE TEA ROOM6230 Kimbark Avenue Phone Dorchester 3458Featuring Home CookingLunch, II a. m. till 2 p. m., 40c. Evening Dinner,5 to 8 p. m., 75cSunday Dinner, 12 Noon till 8 p. m., $1.00Tennis Days Are Here fTennhs RacketsTennis ShoesTennis BallsEye ShadesExpert RestringingWoodworth’s Book Store1311 E. 57th—near Kimberic Ave.Open Eveningrt Phone Hyde Perk 1690 until the war broke out, and thencame to America. His first assign¬ment upon reaching these shoreswas to make a series of drawingstor Irvin S. Cobb’s “Speaking ofOperations.” Since then Sarg hassteadily climbed the ladder of fame,and now is one of the most impres¬sive figures in the American theatreas well as in the .American art worldWilliam Read Harshe, campus hu-orist, will introduce Sarg from theplatform tomorrow night. Harsheand Sarg are old friends, havingsummered together sever times atNantucket, Massachu.setts. When hemissed his boat to Europe la.st year,Har.3he would have had to take thenext boat and go his deck promen¬ades in barrel but* for the help ofTony, who lent him both money andclothes for the journey. Nominations ToCouncil PostsOver Tomorrow(Continued from page 1)Griewank, .Adolph Rubimsos, andLouis Ridenour.From the sophomore cIam, Bay¬ard Poole, Georgia Bassett.Two weeks will he allowed thecandidates in which to complete theirprojects, which must be turned ia-April 29.From the meeting of the councilMay 14 vill the last meeting in June,the newly elected delegates will sitwith the council as non-voting mem¬bers, in order to become familiarwith the machinery and proceedingsof the body.jil!‘illI7 itBy Special RequestJ\_ select groupof the latest de-signs in costumesfor sport and semi-dress — faithfulc .-pios of imported fashions.P!.o nned for those discriminatingpeople who want the quality touchwithout excessive cost. Designsprice d as low’ as eight dollars.Costume Accessories:Scarf.s, bags, umbrellas, jewelry,hosiery. Decorative novelties inJav’ane.se batik. English butterflymotifs. 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APRIL 17, 1930 Page ThreeiWaroonBetween the Twoof UsByAlbert ArkuleeandWilliam HarauaThe neig^hborly Phoenix takes an¬other bow this morning and I, forone. find much pleasure in readinganew the spritely and saucy remarksof Orin Tovrov and Julian Jackson,the two gentlemen who have doneso much to brighten the bone andlevity (>f The Old Hird.I have always had a great dealof admiration for ft Hows whom Oodblessed with a vein of lightness. ,\sa child, and you can rest assured,1 was a child once, it was extremelytiirt'icult for me to take lif,' lightly.I never api>reciated jokes, and to thisV.ry dn> I have never been able toremember one an hour after it hasbeen rebated.When I e.ame to colh'ge. 1 madea desperate ilTort to make myselfa I'tleasart felli^w, but failing in this.I became associated with the Ma¬roon. My seriousness and solemn-i y, in .da- t*ime. ■ > impia ^ <1 mysuperior.-' that I b. lame :* telumni^l.So. although. 1 have been (leni»*(lI V t)ie Creator the power to makt*my fellow men laugh, I have re¬tained my profound admiration formy jnore gifted colleague-. I amvery proud of the fact that bothJackson and Tovrov call me by myfirst name. They liave even goneNO far as '.o seek my opinion on hu¬morous matters.Few people really know the liveswags lead who write for collegemagjiydnes. Some people for ex¬ample, imagine that all Tovrov andJackson do in their leisure time isread Life. Judge, and College Hu¬mor, and go to all the funny showsin town. Well, this is a gross mis¬conception.Tovrov, for example, has nevereven read Life or Judge. He insistson being original, and much to myown surprise, I have often openedan issue of these magazines and dis¬covered .some of Tovrov’s own ideaspurloined. So you sec, there is nodoubt about hi.s originality.Tovrov is a keen student of nhilos-ophy. He doesn’t indulge in anydrinking because once at a party hegot quite eloquenb and started tomake a speech about the WorldCourt. This almost ruined his repu¬tation as a wag.He finds that orange juice forbreakfast is vefy good. also. He(Continued on page 4) FROSH TRACKMENCOMPETE AGAINSTVARSITY TOMORROWYearling Team PreparedTo Contest EveryEventTomorrow afternoon at 3:30Freshman traeksters under CoachLawrenee Apitz will engage theVarsity runners in an .Annual Ti-ackMeet. The yearling squad containssuch promising material that neith¬er team is conceded the edge, .\mongthe personnel of the first year teamare national inlerscholastic winners,motnlv'fN of winning prep school re¬lays and many sterling performers..■\s Coach .Apitz rrmiarks. “The boysare out to win >he meet.”Although tlio Varsity team wouldj lie the favmite if it' entered them ! -vi'.h - ill strength, its chanceshave been somewhat dimniL'd sinceeight of Coach Merriajn’s men are1 going lo llic Kansas Itclay-' and willj not be available for this track tilt.Medals will !>(“ awareied to the' threeplace wiiiT'.er-^ in each event. Themeet aside from the competition willb»' Vi'.hiable in pia'pafing the Fresh¬men for T'ohgraphie meets whichhave been arranged bv Coach .\pitzwith Westf'in Conference Schools in'he near future.Promisini; DashmenThe freshman team is consideredthe besb that has heon assembled inmany years. The dashmen includeHibb, winner of the all around con¬test, Wallace, Cameron. Rudolph andJontry. Thi quintet of speed mer¬chants will c >!npete in both 100 and2:20. .Among the high hurdlers areRudolph, Ribb and Polyea. Thequarter niilers are Cameron, Stokand Bibh. Stok is accredited witha r)2.3 in this event.Rudy In 880.Allen Rudy, w'inner of t'he 880in the 1929 Stagg Track Interschol¬astic, w’ill start the half mile as willKadin, Waldenfels, and Herrick. Inthe mile Herrick wdth a mark of4:13 in the best but Mac Harg, win¬ner of the intramural mile last win¬ter, (2ohen and Willard are not farbehind. Kadin is the class of thetwo mile runners with an excellentperformance of 10:23 and he willbe assisted in this grueling run byHerrick and More.Jackson, a Versatile Athlete.As for the field events the fresh¬men will be strongly fortified with(Continued on i)agc 4) Twelve Ball TeamsStart 1-M SeasonWeather permitting, Intra-I mural Playground ball will startI today with six games scheduledI to take place at the diamonds atI 59Lh and CoWage Grove avenue.They are as follows:AT 3 O’CLOCKD. U. vs. Phi Kaps.j Phi Delts vs. Kappa Nu.i A. T. 0. vs. Alpha Delt.AT 4 O’CLOCKKappa Sigs vs. Phi Pi Phi.Phi Gams vs. Phi Sigs.Arrow's vs. Sigma Chi.Hanley Seeks ToPlug Vacancy AtFullback for 1930Three weeks of spring footballpractice has convinced Coach Dick 1Hanley, head gri.l mentor at North- |w'e.stern university, that' his majorpr(>blems for the 1930 season will( uiisist of finding a suitable succes¬sor to Rus Beigherm. Iasi year's all-conference full’oack. and building upadetiuate reserves for the heavyschedule.Loss of Bergherm’s passing and 'Kicking ability arc two factors con¬fronting the Wildcat coaching staff ^(luring the spring drill. None of t'heincoming freshman candidates have jdisplayed any mai'ked ability along ;these lines and (.'oach Hanley isfaced with the job of developing isomeone for this work. |Hank Bruder, captain-elect of the ^Purple eleven, has been unable to jparticipate in the scrimmage workthis spring because of the risk of in- jjuring his leg which was broken last Iseason. Stiong hopes are held outthat he will be his old self nextfall. If his leg responds to treat¬ment he will probably handle themajor portion of the kicking duties. 'A1 Moore and Sid Burnstein. two ,sophomore halfbacks last year, ap-j pear to have the call on these posi- 'I tions for the coming season. Con-tl'ibutions from the freshmen squadare hardly capable of moving theseyouths from their positions. Othercandidates include Fossier andO’Mara from last year and O’Keefe,Mundelein and Lenhart, all fresh- Imen,Harry Pritchard, understudy toBergherni last year, and “Pug” Rent-ner, freshmen, are the two fullbackprospects. Rentner haibs from Joliet. ,He has about the same amount ofspeed that Bergherm i)ossessed andwith more experience i.^ exiiected to j(Coutiuued on page 4i i STAR I-M HURLERSREADY FOR OPENERMacs ;Will Defend ItsBaseball TitleIf the weather relents, and a fewrays of welcome sunshine brightenthis afternoon’s landscape. Intra¬mural baseball competition will be- |gin in earnest. Already many ofthe teams are groomed for this firstappearance. The Macs, 1929 Cham¬pions, will be on deck with theirstrikeout artist, Goodman, in the ibox again. The Zeta Beta Taus, ;last year’s runnerup, w'ill also in- jelude among their nine, Wein, a toss- •er of curves and a terror to battei's. |Priess, Phi Sigma Delta’s former .varsity ."tai, will be on the mound |as master of ceremonies for his |house, jj’he Phi Sigs gained thirdplace in last year’s competitions, and(Continued on page 4)SPORT SCHEDULEThe spiing sport schedule of Ma¬roon athletic teams are as follow's:T!u .Nptit.g >poit Schedule of Ma¬roon athletic teams are as follow's:Baseball.April 19 Indiana away.April 21 Lake Forest here.April 25 Wisconsin here.April 30 Michigan away.May 3 Indiana here.May 0 Michigan here.May 10 Ohio State here.May 14 Illinois away.May 17 AViscjnsin aw'ay.May 19 Michigan State here.May 23 Illinois here.May 28 Ohio State away.June 4 Minnesot’a away.TennisApril 26 Purdue .away.April 28 Northw'estern away.May 3 Illinois away.May 10 Minnesota here, •(10 A. M.)May 12 Wisconsin here.May 17 Iowa here (10:30.)May 24 Michigan here.May 24 Michigan here.May 26 Northwestern here.May 29, 30, 31 ConferenceTennis Tournament atChicago. !Golf jMay 3 Wisconsin away.May 10 Michigan away.May 14 Purdue here.May 17 Illinois away.May 19, 20, 21 Conferenceat Northwestern. Frosh Runners ToTake Group PhotoAll freshman track candidateswho have won their green shirtseither in the Winter or SpringQuarter are eligible for the Fresh¬man Track picture which will beOaken tomorrow afternoon at 3at the rear entrance of BartlettGym. Coach .Apitz requests themen to have on their green shirtoutfits and to appear at the placedesignated on time. The Varsity-Freshman Dual Track Meet w'illbe held follow'ing the picture.Relay CarnivalsPrepare AthletesFor Next OlympicThat the track and fiehi athletesof the United States are looking to¬ward the 19.32 Olympic Games atLos Angek-.-; is apparent in the u:i-usual interim; in fhe major relayearni\als, conference meets anddual alfaii's Lhi.s winier and .spring,as evidenced by the numerous indoorrecords for various meets that havefallen.The challenge lo American siipivniacy on ihe .r tek in die List Olym-})ics must I'e met and can be done sosuccessfulh inly tv earnt.st etforton the par', of youtlilul track atlilete.sas well as veterans from now un'althe time of the nerct Olympics.The outdoor season now openingit is predicted by veteran trackcoaches will draw record entry listsand the cpiality of performance alsois expected to be high.Advance notices of possible entldesfor the hiighth Annual Kansas Re¬lays at the University of Kansasstadium here April 19 already havecome in in sufficient numbers to in¬sure a record field for this middlewestern sports event. In the pastathletes from nineteen states havecompeted at the Kansas games andnever a year, .since the first holdingof the games, has the entry li.st fail-fContinued on page 41 JAPAN TRIP OPENTO THIRD QUARTERYEARLING PLAYERSLikely Neophyte MaterialFor All PositionsBut CatcherBecause the trip to Japan has beenoffered to freshmen completing threequarters’ residence in June, thefreshman turnout is as large as thatfor varsity. Individual stars show-' ing up as well as varsity materialwill have an equal chance to fight; for a position, after the Big Ten■ competition is completed, and CoachI Norgren begin.s to make his selectionof those who will journey to theOrient.Such an open offer to first yeari men has put some exceptionally' strong material into the hands ofCoach Kyle Ander.-ion. and he is rap¬idly rounding his squad into a wellorganized hall club. Pitchers, in¬fielders, and outfielders are all cap¬able and experienced men.' Ileneshaw and Butler are south-paw's with a pecular dolivery certainto worry right-handed hitters. Nel¬son is a capable hur’er who will beara part of the load alternating w'itht'he aforementioned two. Dee, Ne-bel, Slater, and Mosk are puttingup close competition to decide whichof them is to be placed at first.Houston and Mondernack are theI two most likely candidates out for! second base, and Bohnen and Jirusare scrapping betw'een themselvesfor a position at third.Johnson, McComb, and Dvornihead a large group of competent in¬fielders, but candidates for the out¬field have attracted the largestturnout. Lynch. Geppinger, Love-' gren, Friedman, Andrews, Webster,and Niedballa show’ up in practice asthe most likely candidates of thisgroup. 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He believes in suffrage andhis favorite newspaper is the DailyTimes.Jackson is a trifle older than Tov-rov and has seen a little more of theworld. His only vice is a pipe,which he smokes even when he isthinking up some of those brilliantideas which monthly find their wayinto print. Julian usually has alight breakfast with no orange juice.However, he takes a coca-cola in theafternoon.Julian’s humor, if you have studiedhis stuff closely, and you should, isquite subtle and smart. His humorshov.'s French influence. Two yearsago, just before he decided to be¬come a wag, Julian made a trip toFrance, just for the purpose ofstudying French humor, which is al¬most tantamount to paying the onlykind of humor. He stayed in Francefor several monbhs and studied un¬der Louvre, Sorbonne, and severalother famous P'rench masters of wit.The excellent training has stoodhim in fine stead ever since his re¬turn to the .“states. Dexter Masters,editor of Phoenix, .said to me not' solong ago down in the bowels of theReynolds Club, that Jackson was oneof the most promising humorists hehad ever run across and tliat he con¬sidered himself fortunate in havingtwo minds with a single thought’ likeTovrov and Jackson on his staff.Jackson is very modest and retir¬ing, whereas Tovrov likes the gaylife. To''rov almost invariably canoe found in the ('lassies library.Jackson is not a man of words butat times I Imve se3n liim recite inclass when least expected. He en¬joys classes a great' deal and usuallycomes on time. Tovrov likes school,too, but doesn’t like to come onMonday.Like lall famous wagf;, Jacksonand Tovrov can attribute their suc¬cess to a definite formula. The for¬mer believes that modesty, cleanteeth, a speaking acquainfance withbridge, and a love for dogs will getanybody to the top. Tovrov has adifferent formula. He honestly be¬lieves that young people should notgo to college.“Too many of them,” he confidedto me, “eat the wrong kind of food.Moreover, without the proper amountof acid circulating in their systems,and by this I mean they should drinkorange juice at least three times aday and also just before going tobed, I believe that their whole fu¬ture stands in jeopardy. Orangejuice has really done a lot for me.”As an afterthought, I might addthat in case you are a -w’ag already,this need not apply to you, althoughif you don’t drink orange juice, itwon’t harm you to try it!—A. A.REHEARSALSTwo Blackfriar rehearsals will beheld today, one this afternoon at 3for the pony ballets and choruses,and one at 7 this evening for thecast.CLASSIFIED ADS Mirror Election Today(Continued from page 1)during her first and second yearsand did a specialty act and was chair¬man of the program committee dur¬ing her third.Viola de Berrienne has been amember of Mirror for one year andwas chairman of the costume com¬mittee. Frances Blodgett belongedto Mirror for three years. She wasin the chorus during her first andsecond years and did a specialty actand was chairman of the programcommittee during her third.Viola de Berrienne has been amember of Mirror for one year andwas chairman of the costume com¬mittee. Frances Blodgett belongedto Mirror for three years, takingpart in the cast during her first year.Barbara Cook has been a memberof Mirror for three years, appearingin the chorus her ^rst year and inthe chorus and specialty dances dur¬ing her second and third years. Dor¬othy Reiner has been a member ofMirror for one year and appearedin the cast. Jean Searcy has be¬longed to Mirror for three years, wason the properties committee duringher first year, assistant stage man¬ager her second, and stage managerher third. STAR I-M HURLERSREADY FOR OPENBR(Continued from sports page)fourth place was popped ^by Phi 'Kappa Sigma..Ml signs seem to indicate tiiatthe b^eball bill-(>f-fare for .1930will even surpass those of formeryears. Keen competition in all ofthe leagues is anticipated. CarlShied, Intramural Manager for base¬ball. has formulated plans which bidfair to make this a very sucessfulyear.The 1929 winners in the variousleagues were as follows: Alpha,Macs; Beta, Alpha Delta Phi; Gam¬ma, Alpha Epsilon Pi; Delta, PhiSigma Delta; Epsilon, Phi Beta Del¬ta; Sigma, Chicago Theological Sem¬inary.RELAY CARNIVALSPREPARE ATHLETEFOR NEXT OLYMPICj (Continued from sports page)ed to bring representatives from adozen or more slates.Spring weather appeared early inthe middle west this year and as' a result athletes have been able toget into good track form earlierthan usual. HANLEY SEEKS TOPLUG VACANCY ATFULLBACK FOR 1930(Continued from sports page) |devlop into an outstanding prfoi’m- jer. Pritchard, too, has improved |greatly during spring practice. iThe quarterback position is beingfought over by a quartVw of candi¬dates this spring. They include“Reb” Russell, a transfer from Ne¬braska and three freshmen, Leach,Mellen and Cummins. Two men fromlast year’s squad, Lee Hanley andBert Riel, are competing in othersports and will not be out until fall. Clancy and Ashback may be in thescoring. As for the nroad jump itlooks gloomy for the‘Varsity men ifthey have to beat Bibb and Jackson,both consistent 23 foot jumpers. If these men are all here next fall, itmay be safe to say that Coach Mer-riam’s team will be a formidable onewith the addition of this group ofclassy runners.FROSH TRACKMANCOMPETE AGAINSTVARSITY TOMORROW(Continued from sports page)Haydon, Gibson, Jackson. Maneikisand Toigo in the discus. Jackson,Haydon, Gibson, and Schnur in theshot put', and Don Birney, LawrenceOffill in the pole vault. Besides be¬ing one of the most promising fresh¬man grid men Birney is also an 11feet pole vaulter. 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