SUBSCRIBE TO THEDAILY MAROON jRaroon Today’ft Weather:Fair and ContinuedCold.Vol. 30. No. 12. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, JANUARY 23, 1930 Price Five CentoCOMMISSION TOHEAR HAYDON ONJEWISH CULTURE IIWill Meet at Home Iof Rabbi GoldmanFor Forum— IAlbert Eustace Haydon, Profes¬sor in the department of Compara¬tive Relipons, will speak on “TheCulture of the Humanist and thiPlace of the Jew in that Culture”at a meeting of the Cultural Rela¬tions group, sponsored by the Men’s |commission, tonight at 8 at the 'home of Rabbi Solomon Goldman.Mr. Herbert May is chairman of ;this organization, whose purpose at \present is to study and discuss differ- jent aspects of Jewish and Western Iculture. !Members of the Y. W. C. A. jWorld Fellowship group will be the iguests of the Cultural Relations'club at this meeting, because theirinterests run along similar lines oftolerance and humanitarian enthusi- ;asm. Helen MacDougral is chairman ;of this group, which is working to ipromote friendly relations between jpeople of different nationalities. ^The practice of meeting at the .homes of prominent iiltellectual ,leaders in the city is a new one forthe Cultural Relations group, and iwill be cpntinued in the future. The jlast meeting was held at the home {of Dean Charles W. Gilkey, who ;spoke on “Nationalism and Univer- |(Continued on page 2) jCOLLEGE VIEWSON PHILOSOPHICPOINTS ARGUEDj“There are one thousand profes- jsional philosophers in America,” said |Professor T. V. Smith addressing jthe members of the Philosophy club {yesterday evening in Clas.sics.The meeting featured reports onthe Philosophy departments of oth¬er schools and colleges throughout ithe country, methods of teaching in Ithe various institutions and person- :al experiences while attending them. JProfessor Edwin Burtt and Instruc- jtor Charles Hartshorne told of ex¬periences at Harvard; Professors T. |V. Smith related things philosophic |(Continued on page 2) jW. A. A. INITIATESTWENTY-TWO NEWMEMBERS FEB. 6Initiation of the new members ofthe Women’s Athletic Associationwill be held on Thursday, February6, at 6:30 in Ida Noyes hall. Twen¬ty-two women will be initiated. Theyare: Jeanne Albord, Lucille Alger,Bernice Aronson, Georgia Branting-ham, Golde Breslich, Nancy Clark,Helen Dempster, Alice Dolan, MonaHodge, Louise M. Kirch, GertrudeKoetting, Mary Krezitsky, RuthLyman, Florence McCullough, Bet¬ty Millard, Audrey Pierce, LouiseRichards, Mary Richards, EvelynShane, Mary Eleanor Tompkins,Dorothy J. Venton, and Ruth Wil¬lard.Those wishing to vote at the elec¬tion of officers March 4th must paytheir 3ues before February 1. Thenominating committee is composedof two W. A. A. members: Geral¬dine Hacker and Marjorie Tolman;Miss Dudley, the president of theUniversity Federation of Women;the president of Y. W. C. A. and thepresident of the Board of Women’sOrganizations.Tickets for the initiation will besold by members of a committee,headeci by Margiaret Simon. Thepresent officers of W. A. A. are:Geraldine Hacker, president; OliveEgan, vice-president; Rose Resnick,treasurer; and Margaret Hill, whowas elected secretary following theresignation of Sally Stice. Phoenix Out Today;Criticizes IllinoisResplendent in a new buff andgreen and blue cover, the Janu¬ary issue of the Phoenix makesits bow to the campus today. In aheartrending article, it appeals tono one in particular “Don’t SendMy Boy to Illinois,” for it ap¬pears that all is not well withour sister institution of the BigNine.Further ’'Memoirs of a PiousMovement,” being “Holy Activ¬ities of the Society for the Pre¬servation of Christian Purity; asRevealed in the intimate andHitherto Secret Diary of a Cam¬pus Crusader” also adorn the cur¬rent number, as does an surticleexplaining the process of playingbasketball as illustrated at theUniversity.Then, also, appears the longawaited announcement of the galasports program planned for theWinter quarter by The DailyMaroon, with some slight assist¬ance from The Phoenix which thePhoenix is included to overem¬phasize.And the usual quota of jokes.Customs of theOrient DescribedBy Mrs. WrightThere is a glamorous attractionabout the Orient as depicted by Mrs.Quincy Wright after her five monthstay in Peking with her husband. Dr.Quincy Wright, professor of Inter¬national law. Perhaps the lure laysin the story* of the nineteen coursedinners served there.Mr. Wright made the trip toChina to study the political conditionsthere, and settled at Peking, whichthen became the center of their ac¬tivities. The dinners which they at¬tended were all “feast-food” meals,so that Mrs. Wright had no first handinformation about the “cooliefood.”in order to appreciate this Chinesefood, Mrs. Wright had to master the(Continued on page 2)TARPON CLUB HOLDSMOCK AND FORMALINITIATION TUESDAYNew members of Tarpon club whohave successfully passed the “tad¬pole” test, the entrance requirementof the society, will be initiated Tues¬day at 7:30 in Ida Noys. Mock in¬itiation will take place in the pool.This “baptism” will be followed byformal initiation and refreshmentsin the Y. W. C. room.Audrey Pierce and Betty Jonesare in charge of the formalities per¬taining to the pool, while EngadeneSeymour and Ruth Willard head therefreshment committee.Tarpon tests may still be takenduring open hour every day untilMonday, and women will be eligiblefor initiation until then.Members of FacultyEntertained by KellyHall at Dinner PartyWomen residing in Kelly hallwere able to shed their usual classroom decorum and rub shoulders asequals with prominent faculty mem¬bers at a dinner last evening. Invi¬tations vere accepted by Dean andMrs. Chauncey S. Boucher, Miss Ger¬trude Dudley, Miss Frances Gilles¬pie, and Miss Marion Talbot to dineat 6 in the hall. Presiding at thehead of each table was one guest.The practice of entertaining vari¬ous faculty members will be con¬tinued monthly throughout the quar¬ter, following the success to bothguests and students of the first ven¬ture. iKedroffs’ Success is Individual Appeal;Suggest Establishment of Music SchoolI Folk Songs Hold Lure ofClassic Simplicity Point Out’ Major DeficiencyIn UniversityI By Edgar A. GreenwaldSweeping an audience into theclassic idealism of Russia crystal¬lized in the folk songs of the peo¬ple at work, at play, in the sacredprecincts of Catholicism, and in thejubilant triumph of victory, the Ked-droff Quartet last night establishedin their concert at Mandel hall, ason previous occasions, that contactbetween artist and admirer whichelevates the former into the sphereof cultural mouthpiece and inter¬preter, and leaves the latter spell¬bound by the overwhelming forceof the impetus. They must have en¬joyed it, those four, swaying to thesolemn cadence of the bells of Nov¬gorod, sighing to the dreary moan ofa lonely pine, exulting with the jollypeasants at the Christmas festiv¬ities, extolling the fallen host onthe field of honor, and bending overthe mother gently crooning hercradle song. .An appreciative audi¬ence responded to every phrase andapplause its greatest tribute to themiracle of vocal art.The key to their accomplishmentwas evident to everyone. All wouldhave been useless otherwise. Fromthe first note to the last bow theywere a part of the listener singingto him as the individual the songsthat tradition had formulated forthe individual. The cold halo ofbrilliance, diffused in silver glitter(Continued on page 4) “In our tour of the United Stateswe have visited many universitiessupporting excellent music schools,and it is our sincere hope that theUniversity of Chicago will soonfound a school of such a naturein view of its position in the middlewe.st.” N. N. Kedroff, former Pro¬fessor of the Imperial conservatoryof Petrograd and baritone of theKedroff quartet, exressed with thesewords a hope formulated some timeago in The Daily Maroon editorialpolicy and backed staunchly by stu¬dent sentiment.Adding still stronger factors tothe host of convictions for such anestablishment he continued, “A mu¬sic department is one of the finestand best facilities of a school forcultural expression for two reasons.First, it gives an insight into theculture of different nationalities.And second it permits a knowledgeand understanding of music itself asone of the greatest cultural stimuli.“Vocal music, especially, comesinto this field of predominance.Schubert has simply but adequatelyphra.sed the situation in a few sim¬ple words: ‘If you come to a strangehouse and hear a song, enter free¬ly.’“With such points in mind do Iadvocate the establishment of a mu¬sic school at this University andheartily commend the interest andsuggestions of the students.”LIBERALS HEARV. F. CALVERTON,SEX AUTHORITY“Monogamy is monotony” and hasnever really existed according toMr. V. F. Calverton, who has beencalled “the authority on sex,” andwho was entertained at dinner bythe Board of the Liberal club Tues-j day at the Graduate clubhouse. Mr.I Calverton is young and jolly and' good-looking and he challenged tiic1 fifteen or twenty liberals to see who! could ask him “the most embaras-sing question.” In answer to some ofj them, he said that women are theonly mortals who have ever beenmonogamous and that has only beenbecause of their economic depend¬ence. “Now that she is becomingeconomically liberated, w'oman willprobably develop the same sex free-(Continued on page 4)COUNCIL DISCUSSESGRADUATE PROBLEMSCONCERNING THESISThe requirement of submitting100 copies of a graduate’s thesis tothe library was discussed and a com¬mittee appointed to investigate thematter thoroughly, at the regular bi¬monthly dinner and meeting of theGraduate Council at the Graduateclubhouse on Tuesday night. Thecommittee will consider the possibil¬ity of providing some means of fin¬ancing the theses or the advisabilityof proposing a ch'ange in this re¬quirement.An advisory committee composedof representatives of £p*aduate or¬ganizations on campus will meet withthe council, Friday at 6 in the Grad¬uate clubhouse to consider problemsof interest to gi'aduate students.ORGAN RECITALPorter Heaps, the University or¬ganist, will offer the following se¬lections today at five in the Univer¬sity chapel: Franck’s “Piece Hero-iiqiie”; Schuberth “A<ve Mairia”;Yon’s “Scherzo from the GeorgianConcerto”; Guilmant’s “Cantabilefrom Sonata VII; Iljinski’s “CradleSong”; Dupre’s “Prelude and Fuguein G minor”. !B.LAND FORSEESCLEAN^OLltlCSSays Government WillBe Business-like“Lord Bryce once said that theworst thing America^ does was itsgovernment—but Americans are nolonger complacent in the matter; thenew attitude towards politics placestechnicalities in the hands of col¬lege men and research committees,promising that American politicalstatus will achieve the efficiency ofprivate enterprse.”That is the impression of Americagathered by Francis A. Bland, ad¬ministrator and professor of theUniversity of Sydney, as he revealedit yestei’day in speaking before po¬litical science enthusiasts at a meet¬ing in the Social Science Researchbuilding.Mr. Bland’s illuminated discussionof “Arbitration in Australian CivilService” was one of a series of in¬formal discussions which he has beenholding in various parts of theUnited States, his immediate aimbeing to disseminate information asto the political innovations of Aus¬tralia and to formulate in his own('Continued on page 4)Choose Chorus For‘‘Yours to Date”During the try-outs for Minrorchorus which will be held /tadaylat 3 in the theatre of Ida !Hnye|all, approximately thirty-five wora*ken will be chosen to dance in“Yours to Date,” fifth annualMirror production, according to astatemetn released late yesterdayby Jean Searcy, Stage manager.Women who were accepted onTuesday have been asked by MissElizabeth Marsh, dancing direc¬tor, to appear again today. Fol¬lowing the tryouts there will be ashort rehearsal at which Mirrorheads will divide the women intotwo choruses. Rehearsals will takeplace from Monday to Friday from3 to 4 and from 4 to 5 in Mandelhall. Postpone Recital ofMyra Hess, PianistThe recital of Myra Hesa, pi¬anist, scheduled for Tuesday af¬ternoon, January 28, has Beenpostponed until sometime inApril, the University Orchestralassociation office announced yes¬terday. 1 he artist's appearancewas to be one of the series ofChicago Symphony Orchestraconcerts and individual recitals ;being given in Mandel hall duringthe 1929-30 season. |The specific date of the recitalwill be announced later, accord¬ing to the association. Subscrib¬ers are asked to retain their Jan¬uary 28 tickets for use at this la¬ter time.The fifth of the Chicago Sym¬phony Orchestral concerts will L.given Tuesday afternoon, Febru¬ary 4. There are to be three moreafter this one, on February 18,April 15 and April 22. The seriesof ten concerts will be completedwith the appearance of MyraHess in April and that of EfremZimbalist, violinist, on March 11.The University Orchestral associ¬ation is presenting this series ofconcerts for its twenty-first sea¬son this year.Post Annual CapAnd Gown GroupPicture ScheduleCap and Gown announces theschedule for group pictures whichwill be taken in Mandel hall begin¬ning next Tuesday and continuingthroughput the week. The societiesare requested to appear as follows:I Tuesday, January 28:12:10 — Undergraduate Studentcouncil.12:25—Men’s Commission on SocialService and Religion.12:55—Honor Commission.1:10—Order of the Grail.(Continued on page 3)CAMPUS AGENTSOF CITY PAPERSFORM NEW CLUBCampus men affiliated with down¬town newspapers met yesterday inLexington hall for the formation ofan organization designed to promoteefficiency in the handling of Uni¬versity news, and to present campuspublicity in the best possible light.Headed by the newly elected presi¬dent, Jack Diamond, the Press clubincludes Jerome Strauss, Frank Av¬ery, John Hardin, Edward Bastianand Alvin Kabaker. A constitutionis being prepared by the president.THREATEN DRASTICMEASURES AGAINSTERRING I-M TEAMSBecause of the flagrant disregardof eligibility rules for Intramuralbasketball by certain organizations,the Intramural department has an¬nounced that it will be forced totake drastic measures with these of¬fending organizations. Those teamsfound guilty of repeated offenses inthe remaining games of the seasonwill be barred from Intramural com-etition for the remainder of the Win¬ter quarter.(Continued on page 2)PANATROPE CONCERTSymphonies and musical culturecome to the Reynolds club and thosemen who use its lounges this noonwith the inauguration of a series ofconcerts of recorded music, to begiven every Thursday between 12:45and 1:15.All men of the University are in¬vited to hear the program of clas¬sical numbers that will be playedon the Reynolds Panatrope. TICKETS GO ONISALE FOR 26THANNUAj^PROMHold Affair at SouthShore CountryClubBIDS ARE $7.75Haydon, Scott, Koerber,Masters AreLeadersIt will be the twenty-sixth annualUniversity Washington Promenade,and it will be held in the SouthShore Country club on the eveningof Fj'bruary 21 between the hoursof 9 and 2, announces WilliamGarvey, business manager of thiscrowning social affair of the year.A grand march at 10 and a dinnerat 11 will be the order of procedurefor the guests. Leaders of the grandmarch are to be Harold Haydon andKatherine Scott and Marcella Koer¬ber.Priced at $7.75Tickets for the fete are nowavailable, at the price of $7.75 percouple. The University Bookstore,Woodworth’s, and all fraternityhouses have been supplied with thetickets, groups of ten being givento each fraternity at this time. Thesale of tickets is in charge of EnosTroyer.In speaking of the plans for theprom, Garvey stated that announce¬ment of the orchestra and other fea¬tures of the evening would be madeat a later date. He believes this willbe a notch above other promenadesin its evening’s entertainment andpresentations.Leaders ProminentThe two men who lead the grandmarch have been of prominence oncampus the last year in varied ac¬tivities, Haydon being known aspresident of the Senior class, headmarshal of the University, and theholder of positions on the Men’sCommission, Honor Commission,Chapel council, and track team.Masters is the present editor of thePhoenix and co-editor of the Forge.The two women, Marcella Koerberand Katherine Scott, are both in¬terested in dramatic activities, theformer being production manager ofMirror and the latter secretary ofthe Dramatic association. Marcella(Continued on page 2)GREEN CAP GROUPTO SEE SETTLEMENTACTIVITIES FRIDAYGreen Cap, freshman honor so¬ciety, will make its first construc¬tive move tomorrow night when 13members, under the leadership ofJames Porter, president, and M. D.McLean, executive secretary of theMen’s Commission, will survey thework being carried on at the Uni¬versity Settlement, with a view toassisting later. The group willleave Reynolds at 4, eat dinner atthe Settlement, meet Miss MaryMcDowell, head worker, and “sitin” at a number of the activities.The idea for this social servicework was supplied in a talk lastquarter by Dean Gilkey, who com¬mented on the lack of support whichthe Settlement has been receivingfrom the men in the University.Around three of the prime movers.Porter, Milton Shapin and HenrySulccr, a coterie of socially mindedGreen Cappers was 1)uilt. Page Reese,director at the Settlement made ar¬rangements for the visit of thefreshmen when he spoke to the groupWednesday night.Members of the group are: JohnElam, Louis Romberg, Marcus Free¬man, Keith Parsons, Robert Bohnen,Samuel Prest, Bion Howard, Rob¬ert Balsey, Robert Friedeman, JamesSimon, Porter, Sulcer and Shapin.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, JANUARY 23, 1930iatlg MarnnnFOUNUKD IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSI APEU OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished morninirb. except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring uuarlers by The Uaily Maroon Company. Subscription rates13.00 per year ; by mail, f 1.50 per year e.vtra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1U03, at the pc>st office at Chicago,Illinois, under the .Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon e.xpressely reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press .AssociationEDWIN LEVIN, Managing EditorEARLE M. STOCKER, Business ManagerROBERT L. NTCHOLBON, Assistant Business ManagerHARRIET DEAN HATHAWAY, Woman’s EditorHENRY D. FISHER, Sports EditorLOUIS H. ENGEL, JR., Chairman Editorial BoardEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTEDWARD O. BASTIAN NewsEDCAR (IREENWALD NewsJOHN H. HARDIN NewsMARJORIE CVHILL JuniorM\K!ON E. WHITE JuniorFRA NCKS STEVENS LiteraryWILLIAM R. H\RSHE Whistle.xlONEV COT.DBERG DayLOUIS RIDENOUR Dav•VERWIN S. ROSENBERG DayGEORGE T. VAN DERHOEF .Dayt'L.AR.A .ADKLSM.AN ..SophomoreMATIGXRET EG.AN SophomoreBEATRICE FEUCHPWANGER ..SophomoreI YIM \ FURN’F.Y ..Sophomore.1 ANK KESNER Sophomoreu '-NE WERTHEIMER Sophomore EditorEditorEditorEditorEditorEditorEditorEditorEilitorEditorEditorEditorEditor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTABE BLINDER Advertising ManagerLEE LOVENTHAL . Advertising ManagerI.OUIS FOKBRICH ...Circulation ManagerROBERT McCarthy ..Sophomore Asst.JAMES McMAHON Sophomore Asst..NED VE.ATCH Sophomore As.stSPORTS DEPARTMENTEditorEditorEditorEdi'or ALBERT ARKULES Asst. Sports EditorWXLTER B.AKER Sophomore EditorHERBERT JOSEPH Sophomore Editor.MARJORIE TOLMANWoman’s Sports EditorTHE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student partieipation in undergraduate campus aetivities-2. Premotion of student interest in lectures, concerts, e.rhibits and othercultural opportunities.J. Abolition of grading systm and exten.non of research prinriple.x4. Ces<^ati(m of extensive building program.5. Adoption of a plan for .super7-i.^ed, regulated rushing. or with useless little balconies as supercilious as the Hapsburg lip;tendrils of wooden stairs crawling up the back porches, smoke-cakedand gray; dark, partitioned interiors.TTie University could do an invaluable service to the commun¬ity of Chicago by turning out from its hundreds of C. and A. stu¬dents at least a few business men who would add good taste or adesire for beauty to their money-making plans. Maybe it would bea good idea to give a dash of architectural training to students whothink they are going into real estate someday. E. B. G. Ofneial NoUcesThursday. January 23Radio lecture: American Litera¬ture since 1890.” Percy H. Boynton,profe.ssor of English, 8:20, WMAQ.Divinity chapel. 11:50, Joseph Bondchapel.CUSTOMS OF THEORIENT DESCRIBEDBY MRS. WRIGHT COMMISSION TOHEAR HAYDON ONJEWISH CULTUREIS IT POSSIBLE?Raising the tuition in the graduate schools is very sound fromthe financial aspect of the situation, which connects itself with acertain story. It so happens—at least reputable authority has itas such—that there is a man. This man is payed a very desirableand quite acceptable salary, because he is a specialist. In fact,he is reimbursed at proper intervals for very closely studying trendsand averages in various business organizations. He invests judici¬ously and in many places surplus money that would otherwise bedrawing a mere pittance in some bank. In short. The University ofChicago Investment Trust Company has made something like tenmillion dollars in the last ten years,—says reputable authority. Itis really no secret, this arithmetic truth being breathed quite fre¬quently around beginning Economics classes.But it came to pass that ihe rising market ceased to rise, thebears beat the bulls; it is probable—for this we have no informa¬tion—that some of the ten million dollars went away. TTie situa¬tion h'as no duobt become quite serious. Some method of provid¬ing for a means of alleviating the condition of a possible deficit—not a real deficit, but a condition in which less than a half billion dol¬lars is on hand—has to be provided by University officials, the bighide and tallow men, the bond and mortgage boys, and the like,for they, too, have suffered from the bearish onslaughts. So thecost of education is very judiciously raised; the results of safe andsane investment wreaks havocs in the homes of many aspiring law¬yers, medics, and teachers.But this policy is eminently sound. It is much better to raisethe tuition than to let a hundred million dollar institution go on therocks merely because of the probably sad results of the stock mar¬kets. TTie same market probably did not do any harm to the par¬ents of students who are in the graduate schools.There is the possibility that the writer is wrong and that thestock market produced no deleterious effects on University invest¬ments. Nevertheless, there still can be no question about the goodfaith of the authorities who have raised the tuition. Raising thetuition will cause those who have been working their way throughschool to spend more, time in working, less in studying, and thuswill develop a quality of initiative and responsibility in them hith¬erto unbeknownst in a college student. When, then, in the next twen¬ty or thirty years, there is a sudden rise in the number of self-mademen and women who are speaking before Rotary, Kiwanis, andLiqns clubs, the nation can point with pride to the action of a greatUniversity, an action made public in January 22, 1930, a date whichwill go down in history with the February 29, 1935, February 14,1902, and March 17, 1810.—N. N. (Continued from page 1)are of manipulating chop sticks. Asto her proficiency, Mrs. Wright canoffer only the fact that she managedto consume plenty.The Chinese are very adaptablepeople, and one is soon made to feelat home. .Among themselves, as well,they always appear to be having agrand time. ‘‘The Chinese womap’sappearance is smart—just verysmart!” Their styles are similar tooccidental costume, and would notbe very much out of place in an.American city. They, too, areslaves to changing fashions, shiftingthe length of dresses each year.Japan, though probably fartherahead in political and business prog¬ress, still clings with greater per¬sistence to the old customs. The Jap¬anese business man will wear a foreign suit for work, but will cast itoff as soon as he gets home as if itweie a shackle, and will don a kini-ona. It is really necessary, for theJapanese mode of living is not in-ducive to creased trousers—they siton the floor all the time, for eating,reading, and studying.Women’s education in Japan cen¬ters largely around established cus¬toms, the ritual of tea serving, andthe planning of flower beds, all ofwhich have a philosophical signifi¬cance. In China there are coeduca¬tional institutions, and the course ofstudy is much the same as ours.Even so, contrary to modern belief,China has still not eradicated manyof its old ways: a recent censusshowed 50,000 women who hadbound feet, and one can still *seeI queues.Mrs. Wright’s trip was limited tonorthern China, principally Peking,and her impressions do not neces¬sarily show the country in its entireaspects, but are her personal reac¬tions. Panatrope concert, symphony rec¬ords, 12:45 to 1:15, Reynolds club¬house.(Continued from page 1)salism.” .At that time Dr. Goldman,who is the new Conservative rabbiof the North side Jews, expressedhimself as believing that Jewishculture should be preserved and thatPalestine is the place for its develop¬ment and preservation..Anyone who is interested in thediscu.ssion subject, even though nota member of either club, is invitedto come. The group will meet at theUniversity Elevated at 7 and will go 'to Dr. Goldman’s home, 692 Irving jPark Bivd. ! Public lecture:: “Psychology andReligion,” Elwood Worcester, Ph. D.,Eninianual church. Boston, Mass..4:.10. Joseh Bond chapel.COLLEGE VIEWSON PHILOSOPHICPOINTS ARGUED(Continued from page 1)at Columbia; and .Assistant Profes¬sor .Arthur Murphy talked about phil¬osophy at Cornell and California.Other members of the faculty andstudents united in the discussion byadding reports on their respectiveschools. Meeting of the Women’s Ibiivcrs-ity council. 4;3fl, Cobb 115.Radio lecture: “Andrew Jackson,”William Thomas Hutchinson, .Assist¬ant Professor of the history departmont, b. W’M.AQ.I’niilic lecture (Downtown): “Spec¬ulation for the l.ong Pull,” .AssistantSamuel Henry Ncrlove of the Eco¬nomics dopartmont, ():45, the .Art In¬stitute.Friday, January 24Radio lecture: “.American Litera-PATRONIZE THE DAILYMAROON ADVERTISER SPECIAL SALEatCOWHEY’S55th St. at Ellis Ave.ARROW WHITE SHIRTS$1.45 and $1.75 ture since 1890.” Percy H. Boyn¬ton, Professor of English, 8:20,WMAQ.University Chapel service, DeanCharles Gilkey. 12, the Universitychapel.Public lecture: “The Church andSickness,” Elwood Worcester, Ph.D., Emmanual church, Boston, Mass.,4:30, Joseph Bond chapel.Public lecture (Downtown):“Kish” (illustrated), Professor Al¬bert T. Olmstead, Department ofOriental Languagis, 6:45, the ArtInstitute.DEL-ORES:Beauty SalonUniversity Women—Look Your Best.\'OII' — the Unwersity quarterluu its beauty .salon deluxe svhercthe smart unwersity woman mayavail herself of the expert beautyculture offered by the DcEOres.S'alon hairdressers and cosmeti¬cians. Hxecllent sendee atmifsyou. Telephone Dorchester 1975.for appointment.I.ocBtPil in theheart of theU n i V e r 8 ity(itiarter at the|•<lrner of 57th.Slri>et & Kon-WoimI. ; : ;Mourn; 9 A.M to fi P. M.Fri, & Sat.:9 A. M. to9 I*. M.TICKETS GO ON, SALE FOR 26THANNUAL PROM(Continued from page 1)Koerber is the present chairman ofthe Woman’s Board of Organiaa^tions, is a college aide, and a mem¬ber of the Undergraduate council.Katherine Scott is also a member ofthe Mirror board, a college aide, andmember of the Chapel council.THREATEN DRASTICMEASURES AGAINSTERRING I-M TEAMSOUR UGLY ENVIRONMENTAs off-tone as a work by Benvenuto Cellini mounted on a mud-fence is the University of Chicago set amid the corporate hovelscalled apartment buildings which clutter the South Side, coughingup smoke and newspaper copy.No one can stroll from the peacefully symmetrical layout ofthe quadrangles through the area bounded by, say, 61 st street, 5 I st,the I. C. tracks and Cottage Grove, without sighing over the thou¬sands of Ihres distorted by their surroundings—great blank mag¬enta or yellow brick walls decorated with meaningless flourishes (Continued from page 1)Offenses listed are: entering menunder assumed names, playing menwho are on varsity squads, playingmen who have won letters or num¬erals in basketball or are active onthe squad, and playing men in both“A” and ”B” leagues.NOTHING TAITES1.'/ <• / whenyou'reHunchyNestlesMILK CHOCOLATE To Visit our Grillnext SundaySpecial FeatureFried Chicken Dinner0Served in addition to ourUsual Turkey DinnerAlsoSteaksChopsSaladsShort OrdersThe Maid-RiteGrUlService from 12 Noon till 8 P. M.THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, JANUARY 23, 1930 Page ThreeTHIS WAY OUTBy Albert ArkulesI have a release on my desk fromButler’s press agent about Tony Hin¬kle’s fast stepping cagers. The open¬ing sentence is “Butler’s nationalchampionship basketball team will begiven the “acid test’’ when Loyolauniversity’s undefeated five comeshere from Chicago to meet the Hin-klemen.’’ That’s enough.I didnt know that Butler was thebest team in this land of the free..\t least I wasn’t aware of the .factuntil I read that opening sentence,and then I nearly choked when I readit.If I remember right, Pitt was gen¬erally acknowledged to be the best ofthe college lot last year. Pitt scam¬pered through its schedule withoutexperiencing a defeat. On top ofthat, it took on the outstanding andunquestionably the most repre.senta-tive teams of the various localitiesand let them down gently but firm-•.V.I don’t know how many games But¬ler won last year; they won a lot, nodoubt, but I rise up to remind sundrycitizens, who might be led to believethe press agent’s story, that the Uni-versiy of Chicago handed Butler Uni¬versity a trimming a year ago.Whereupon, many a stein of pilsnerwas washed down by some of the ladswho were quite elated over the factthat the Maroons had won a basket¬ball game.Not that I care a hoop whetherButler is national champion or not.But it seems to me that Bulter’s en¬thusiastic ballyhoo man should be alittle more careful about piping forthwith such grandiose statements.Moreover, a tone of restrant is some¬what in order at the present time inview of the fact that two podunkteams, buried in the wilds of Indi¬ana, bumped Butler off by heftyscores last month.1 hope, some day, that Congresspasses a law forbidding such thingsas national champions, whateversport it be. I’m beginning to believethat the privilege has been abused,especially in matters pertaining tofootball. Every year, at least a halfdozen college teams .stagger throughthe season undefeated. It doesn’tmatter who they play just as longas their slate is kept clean. Whenthe season ends, the charming in¬formation comes to light that someagricultural college in New Mexicohas won all its games by pretty goodscores. Thereupon, it is acknowl¬edged as one of the undefeated teamsof the season, which translated by thealumni and students of that institu¬tion, signifies that they are nationalchampions for the year. Take it orleave it!While I’m on the subject I mightas well mention this Loyola outfitwhich will bout with the Butlerites.The Loyola team has been receivingits due share of the headlines on thesport pages because of its slate ofsome thirty coneecutive victorieswhich has been built up in the lasttwo seasons. Running up thirty vic¬tories in a row is a feat of someachievement, I am willing to admit,and Ijennie Sachs deserves consider¬able credit. Loyola hasn’t a badteam, measured by conference stand¬ards. Perhaps it belongs in the con¬ference if for no other reason thanthat its center is named CharleyMurphy, is tall, and plays a com¬mendable brand of ball.Both Mr. Murphys have been ex¬tremely useful to their respectiveoutfits. I understand they will ex¬change greetings to one another in afew days on the basketball floor. Inthat case, the Irish haven’t any com¬plaint there. STAGG CAGE MEETINVITATIONS OUTTournament Will Allow AllTeams to PlayThe Chicago University Inter¬scholastic Basketball Tournament,this year to be held from April firstto fifth inclusive, is to henceforth in¬clude all secondary schools thruoutthe country. Denominational academ¬ies, and all sualifying public highschools, are to be issued invitationsin order that this competiton may de¬termine a true secondary school nat¬ional championship.Invitations Out.4s in past years, invitations will ,extended to all state, sectional, andinterscholastic champions. The addi¬tional parochial and academy winnerswill bring the total to some fortycompeting cage quintets. Studentsmanagers have not yet been chosen, •but will be announced soon after thereturn of coach A. A. Stagg.Despite the fact that the tourna¬ment has been broadened to include jall qualified secondary schools, nochange will be made in the playingschedule. Teams competing in thetournament will have a day’s restbetween games except in the semi¬finals which usually takes place onSaturday, when teams play twogames.Athens Won Ln*t YearLast year’s tournament was wonby Athens, Texas and the runnerupwas Classen, Oklahoma. The southwill again be represented by out¬standing quintets at the tournament. A. A. Stagg Returnsto Campus Feb. 1stCoach A. A. Stagg is to re¬turn to the University campuson February first, following hisannual visit to Alumni organiza¬tions throughout the entirecountry. The Old Man arrives inthe city January twenty-ninth,3ut w'ithin an hour must catch atrain for Detroit. At Detroitthe football mentor will deliveranother of his almost famous ad¬dresses to Chicago alumni. It hasbeen three or four weeks sincehis departur.VARSITY SWIMSCHEDULE FORCURRENT SEASONNineThelows; Meets ArrangedHome and Away atConference schedule is as fol-Jan. 10-11—University of Chicago In¬terscholastics.Jan. 17—.Alumni Swim.Jan. 25—Chicago at Wisconsin.Feb. 1—Chicago at Minnesota.Feb. 15—Purdue at Chicago.March 1—Illinois at Chicago.March 8—Indiana at Chicago.ANNOUNCE WOMEN'SBASKETBALL CARD March 14-15—ConferenceNorthwestern. meet atMarch 28-29—National IntercollegiateMeet at Harvard. CAGE COMMENTSPaul StephensonThis is the sixth of a series ofarticles on Basketball.We next turn our optics in the gen¬eral direction of the diminutive, buttalented, Paul D. Stephenson. Steph¬enson is the smallest regular in theMaroon organization. He gazes in¬nocently upward at the lanky popu¬lation of Mundus, yet somehow man¬ages to produce a situation, by meansof a very special brand of basketball,whereby that same old Mundus looksup to him. This is Paul’s first sea¬son on the varsity roster, but hehas already developed to such an ex¬tent that he has several times threat¬ened to dim the renown of CaptainChangnon himself.Stephenson’s position is Forward.He is 19 years old, weighs 150pounds, and is 56 inches small. As thepoets say, he comes from out of theEast—Paul hails from Elkhart, In¬diana, where he attended the ElkhartHigh. In common with many great¬er men (greater in stature) his firstconquests as a eager were negotiatedin prep-school. He played the sameposition for four years on the highschool team that he plays on theChicago aggregation. While therehe was a not inconspicuous figure insuch doings as the school afforded.He was, among other things, editorof the yearbook, chairman of theStudent Council and Vice Presidentof the Senior Class.Schedules for competition betweenthe various basketball teams thisquarter have just been announced.The inter-class games played be¬tween the four classes will take placeon Feb. 10, 19, 25, 27 March5 and March 11 at 3:16. As thefreshmen, sophomores, and juniorshave enough girls to make up sec¬ond teams, there will also be a tour¬nament between these teams on Feb.13 17, 20, 26, March 3 and March11 at 4.The beginning and intermediateclasses in basketball which meet otherhours than 3:15 and 4:15 will alsoenter into competition among them-.selves before and up to March 11.March 11 will mark the end of POST ANNUAL CAPAND GOWN GROUPPICTURE SCHEDULEbasketball for the winter quarter, andwill be known as Basketball Day dur¬ing which the final competition in thewinner’s and loser’s tournament ofthe intra-hour teams, the inter-classtournament, and the second teams ofthe freshmen, sophomores, and ju¬niors will take place.TERESA DOLANBEN SMITZDORFSchool of Dancing1208 lEast 63rd StreetYoung and old taught to dance.Adults’ lessons strictly private. Noone to watch or embarrass you.Day or EveningTelephone Hyde Park 3080Lemon FluffShop1439 E. 53rd St.Luncheon 50c and 60cSupper $1, 75c, 65cWaffles —That Can’t Be BeatOpen Every Night Until 2 a.m.Saturday Until 4:30 a.m. (Continued from page 1)1:25—Congregational club.1:30—Honor Hockey team.1:40—Channing club.1:55—Christian Science society.2:10—Disciples club.2:15—Winning Captain Ball team.2:26—Dunker club.2:40—Evangelical club.2 :55—Lutheran club.3:10—Newman society.3:25—Westminister club.(This schedule will be continuedin succeeding issues). Incidently, Stephenson is one offour Phi Kappa Psi Maroon basket¬ball men, including Ashley, Rexinger,and Coach Nels Norgren “in pusson.’’Phi Psi believes in being well repre-I sented on the team.“Shorty’’ Stephenson, while some-, what short on stature, is very longof wit. He is here on a two yearscholarship. If present indicationsare any grounds for a prophecy, hewill remain here—on scholarship. Hehas followed in the path of all theNoted, having attained membershipin both Green Cap and Skull andj Crescent. He has been a busy par-! ticipant in activities on campus (oneI of the Big Men on Campus, so toI speak). The pursuit which seems toI claim most of his attention, however,I is Cap and Gown of which he isI Sophomore editor of that worthy pub¬lication. During his first year he wonI his full numerals both as yearling\ gridster and a Frosh basketeer.Paul has worked in a lumber-yard,' hauling planks hither, thither andwhere have you, for the past twoFor the BestImpressionSend her a **Kidweir* Corsage(One dollar and up)We also make a specialty of decorationsfor fraternity dances.J. E. KidwellFlorist826 E. 47TH STREETTelephone: KENWOOD 1352 Even Dozen Gameson 1-M Schedule“A” league teams will see ac¬tion this evening in the Intra¬mural Basketball Tournament.A number of the leading teamswill play tonight.7:15:N—Chi Psi vs. Tau Delta PhiC—Beta Theta Pi vs. Ponies.S—Phi Sigma Delta vs. K. N.8:00:N—Macs vs. Phi Psi.C—Phi B. D. vs. A. T. O.S—Lambda Chi Alpha vs. A. E.Pi.8:45:N—S. A. E. vs. T. K. E.C—Psi U vs. Delta Sigma Phi.Alpha Delts vs. Pi Lambda Phi.9:30:N—D. U. vs. Sigma Nu.C—Kappa Sigma vs. Delta TauDelta.S—Phi Kaps vs. Phi Delts. NORGREN NEEDSDEAD EYE SHOTFOR N. U. GAMENew Maroon Line-UpWorks For ScoringPowerStart Free ThrowTournament Tonight“Let’s everybody enter the Free ^Throw Tournament’’ is the slogan ofthe I-M Free Throw Manager. Thetournament begins tonight. Eachman shoots 25 free throws and allthose caging 15 or better pass intothe second round.summers, in an effort to develope aphysique which is by no means aweakling’s. Stephenson is builtalong sturdy lines. He is a com¬petent manipulator of the ball, oncehe gains possession of it, and isstrong on passing. He is, in brief,one of the important cogs in Nor-gren’s defense mechanism, and a con¬tributing factor in its smooth move¬ment. Prepation of the Maroon basket¬ball team for the “civil war’’ meet¬ing at Bartlett Gymnasium withNorthwestern Saturday night consistlargely in a hunt for some one whocan hit the hoop. Coach NelsonNorgren badly needs a forward tobolster bis crippled team, but hasslight prospects of finding one.Yates MissedThe Maroons got the worst pos¬sible of bad breaks when SidneyYates, the high scoring forward,snapped a bone in his wrist and leftthe lineup for a matter of a monthat least. The Chicago team, withnone too proficient material, hasprobably the toughest schedule in theBig Nine, and Norgren could notafford to lose any of his little groupof possible regulars.Norgren’s shuffling of the lineupwhich put Fish at a forward and thetall “Slim” Boesel at center wouldhave made a much more effectivecombination if Yates were left forthe other forward. Use of Fish atforw’ard not only made use of hisgood aim, but meant retention ofhis defensive ability to offset the in¬experience of Boesel. Boesel addssome badly needed height to theteam. The revised team was effec¬tive agains Wisconsin, and the mar¬gin between the two quintets wassimply the difference between Chi¬cago with Yates and Chicago with¬out their heavy scorer.Better Banking Servicefor StudentsCarry your allowance in a savings accountwith this strong National Bank, or to yourchecking account, if you prefer. Con¬veniently located near the university.Hvde Park-Kenwood National BankOF CHICAGO53rd Street and Lake Park Avenue“A NATIONAL BANK FOR YOUR SAVINGS’5.Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY. JANUARY 23, 1930luisriiThe Wooden Indian came in, un¬invited as usual, and I forestalledhis opening remark by offering himmy cigarette case. He took one,tapped it solemnly on the desk andput the case in his pocket. “If youhave a match,” he said, “I have theblindfold and we can continue.” Istarted to offer him my lighter butdecided a match would be safer. TheIndian went immediately to the coreof the matter. “Taking advantage ofthe beautiful friendship that hassprung up between us,” he con¬tinued, “I have come to warn youabout psittacosis. Do not fondle orsleep with your parrot. Do not did¬dle about the bird’s cage. My adviceto you would be to trade your par¬rot in on a bicycle.” “But,” I inter¬posed, “I have no parrot.” “Thathas nothing to do with the matter,”continued the Indian, “do not playabout with your aunt’s parrot.” “Ihave no aunt,” I snapped. I am likea ste**] trap sometimes. The Indianpaid no attention. “To go throughlife auntless, what joy! C’est la vie!That is really living.” He appearedto be deriving his thoughts from theceiling and slowly inhaled on his, orrather my, cigarette. He continued,“parrot-patetically speaking, you asa columnist must have noticed thereturn of the pun. The old adageabout a bun being the lowest formof biscuit is no longer true. Whythe two best jokes in “The FiveO’clock Girl” were the ones w’herethe two lads are talking about buyingan atomizer and one says two bitsis too much to pay for one and theother says, “atta miser, atta miser,”and the crack about the pie thatmother used to bake and how itgot in his ears and the other fel¬ler says, “those were the pioneerdays.” And ANIMAL CR.\CKERS isfull of puns by that old punsterGROUCHO MARX.” A faint odor ofmalt crept into the office and theIndian made rabbit noses andreached for his hat. The odor grewstronger and I looked out of thewindow. One of barrels had fallenoff a beer runner’s truck and hadbeen abandoned. As I watched, theIndian appeared with a pail. DRAMATISTS CHOOSEVARIOUS VOCATIONSAFTER GRADUATIONFrom Mandel hall to Hollywoodand back to Chicago to sell stocksand bonds with Paul H. Davis andCompany has been the career ofJohn Stambaugh, former Blackfriarand Dramatic association star whowas invited into the movies as oneof the ten handsomest college men.!I Russell Whitney, last year’s pres-i ident of the Dramatic association, isanother campus actor to have fol-followed the tradition set by HaroldSw'ift and Howard L. Willett, bothprominent in dramatics in their un¬dergraduate days, of going into bigbusiness. He is now selling bondsfor Halsey Stuart.Eleanor Metzel, known for herwork in Mirror and various otherdramatic activities, has kept to thefield in which she was prominent onthe quadrangles. She has been beenplaying an engagement in “TheBachelor Father” with an Albanystock company.Another recent University actor,Fred Handschy, is assistant stagemanager and general understudy for•■Seven,” now running in New York.Hadley Kerr has followed MiltonSills from the Tower Room to Hol¬lywood and the movies and now ismarried to Joanna Downs, lotmerlyof Mirror and the Dramatic associa¬tion.(Continued from page 1)mind analogies between the Ameri¬can and Australian forms of gov¬ernment.I Australia, ever prominent in thefield of efficient politics, as in theformulation of the Australian bal¬lot, has instigated a public serviceboard, on whcse shoulders rests theentire problem of Civil Service em¬ployment. It is the public serviceboard that promotes examinations,hires employees, investigates thebudget, advises the government asto expenditure, and entirely doesaway with civil service in the handsof political parties, placing employ¬ment and promotion on a scale ofpurely personal merit and achieve¬ment, and putting all business mat¬ters under federal arbitration.VERSES TO BREAK THE TEDI¬UM OF RIDING TO SCHOOL ONA VELOCIPEDE(without any apology)Here comes Jo-JoWith his little Yo-YoWhoopee snoopyIs he making whoopee?Some fun huh kid? FOLK SONGS HOLD LUREOF CLASSIC SIMPLICITYWRITTEN TO AVOID GOING TOSLEEP W "CLA SSA rabbit came one sunny dayHe came to sing—to sing and play.He was not an Easter bunnyNor was he a Belgian hareIf you think this so damn funnyTry and track him to his lair. (Continued from page 1)was entirely lackng. It was proxim¬ity, intimacy, immediacy that mark¬ed their presentations.From such an angle their programwas well suited. Criticism andpraise alike were beside the point.The indivdual was in every case thejudge. And the Kedroffs took fourdistinct bows.THE INTER-FRATERNITYCOUNCIL HAS ELIMINATEDMAIMEKY LlNUb.KS UN! . . ..IHE “EAHllSlllUNb'' BUI 1 HEFIJI. EARN $5 TO $10DAILYIn spare time. This is entire¬ly new and pleasant work forboys or girls who need extramoney.CALL AT ROOM 1440332 S. Michigan Ave. CIUIKUTELIFEATUNlVERSinBLAND FORSEESCLEAN POUTICS Supervised by CouncilNo Fees ChargedThe University maintains at 5727I’niversity Avenue a clubhouse underthe direction of the Graduate councilfor the use of all graduate studentswithout fee. The club offers dining¬room facilities for luncheon and din¬ner served at moderate prices; and itprovides reading, lounging, billiard andcard rooms. The Club affords a placethe graduate councilThe Graduate Council, composed oftwelve student members from theGraduate and Professional Schools,represents the common interests ofgraduate students and serves as ameans of coninnmication betweenthem and the Deans and faculties. Itfunctions principally along four lines:The management of the Club¬house.The organization and directionof social activities.The determination of graduateopinion on academic matters—suggestions and complaints.Co-operation with all-universityenterprises.Relieving that it can enlarge thescope of its endeavor, the Council hasset up an advisory group composed ofrepresentatives of graduate organiza¬tions—departmental clubs, graduatefraternitie.s, and other similar groups,to co-operate with the Council.Through this group the Council come*into more intimate relations with thesevarious organizations, and it canMore effectively determine grad¬uate opinion on such controversial RETURNS TOCHICAGO SOONA. A. STAGGmatters as arise from time to time.More successfully co-operate withthese organizations in the socialprogram of the Graduate Schools.More thoroughly consider therelations of the graduate groupwith existing university enter¬prises and can develop endeavorsdistinctly graduate. lola Garrison—Graduate School ofEducation.Mrs. Roger Goetz—Commerce and-Administration.Irene J. Graham—Graduate Schoolof Social Service Administration.Stuart Hertz—Law. -Livingston Josselyn—Medicine.William C. Krumbein—Ogden Grad¬uate School of Science.Marion Lewis—Graduate School ofArts and Literature.John S. Minis—Ogden GraduateSchool of Science.W. Brooks Steen—Member atLarge.Robert Sutherland—Divinity.In line with its general experimentaland constructive policy, the Universityhas realized the need of a fuller lifefor the graduate student and has pro¬vided in the clubhouse facilities whicihmay continue as they are or may bechanged and augmented in accord withthe enthusiastic interest and activeparticipation of the graduate groups.The various graduate organizationshave shown a fin* spirit of co-opera¬tion with the Council, and by theirkeen interest in their own social andintellectual activities and in those ofother .similar groups on the campus,they Iwve expressed a common desireto live a social life rather than the nar¬row individinalistic careers sometimesattributed to them. .As a matter offact the graduate student has the samefupdamenal social structure as hiskindred undergraduate. that both men and women shouldbecome strictly mongamous, and oneor the other of these things is boundto happen.” Mr. Calverton advocatedthat everyone cultivate a clean tol¬erant attitude toward sex problem.s, and then allow each individualto decide his behavior for himself.The Liberal club asked Mr. Cal¬verton to speak at a big meeting,but he had to huiry away immediate¬ly after dinner to talk in Ham¬mond, Indiana. Last Sunday, hespoke before the Chicago Forum,and Monday evening he took part ina debate on monogamy with MissLillian Hirtstein for the Sinai Lec¬ture bureau. He is a grraduate ofJohns Hopkins university and wasformerly a professor of psychologythere.CLASSIFIED ADSLOST—Ladies white gold wristwatch on Greenwood nr, 60th. Rewd,Dorchester 3325.The prc.seiit council is composed of , LIBEIRALS HRARthe following members: President,! r* AI \/irDTrfcM^f^. VC. Brooks Steen; Secretary, Miss ’ * L»ALiVtK 1 vlIN,.Mariofi W. Lewis. SEX AUTHORITYSusan Aker.s—tiraduateSchool. Librar> (Continued from page 1)dom as man has always practised.Chester .M. 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