SUBSCRIBE TO THEDAILY MAROONVol. 30. No. 4. Wbt Pattp iRaroqnUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, JANUARY 9, 1930 Today’a Weather:Snow probable. Nochange in temperature.price Five CentsTRUSTEE LAUDS’’L'gfvKON^HREE Professors Parade EncyclopedicHUTCHINS’ WORK MONTHS VACATION j Array of Knowledge in LecturesBEFORE FACULTY ” ~Hint at More SelectiveRequirements forStudentsBACK PRESIDENT“I am veiy glad that your newpresident has had at once thekeen vision to see and the cour¬age to declare as the keynote ofhis policies the importance ofleadership by this University byreason of its ability to attractand continue the highest type ofmen and women in its faculties.I think I may say that the trus¬tees mean to stand squarely be¬hind the president in this inspira¬tional program.”E. M. Stevems, Treasurer ofthe Board of Trustees.“We cannot stand for waste in in¬dustrial quantity production, and wesurely should minimize waste in qual-ens, president of the Continential Illi-ens, president of the Continnetal Illi¬nois Bank and Tru.st company, andtreasurer and member of the boardof trustees of the University, remark-e<l to 800 faculty members of theUniversity last night at the annualdinner of the trustees to the faculty,held at the Shoreland hotel.Interest in Faculty“Your board of trustees fairly pres¬ents a composite of that public whichis evincing an increasing interest inthe University and in its aims andaccomplishments,” .said Mr. Stevens.“I suspect that w'hat inspires themembers of the board and whatquickens the very vital interest whichthey possess in an unusual degree', isthe accomplishment of you men andwomen of the faculties.“We are proud of this great insti¬tution, not just as another Univer¬sity, but as the University in its posi-fConfinue<l on i)agc 4)WHY A PATRIOT?QUERY BAFFLESNOTED SCHOLARSTumbling down Niagara falls in awooden barrel, under one’s own vol¬ition, would be termed sensational;but if one rolls down, at the com¬mand of an authorized officer, well-that’s patriotism. Scholars are try¬ing to find out just what constitutesthe patriotic makeup of the averageAmerican.F’oui of the University depart¬ments have been requested to co-op¬erate with the Rockefeller War Pro¬ject group to aid in deciding exact¬ly how much we do love our. coun¬try. Two hundred questionnairescontaining various statements aboutthe United States, have been issuedto undergraduate students; and itis planned to grade and record theseon the basis of the amount of patri¬otism which they express. Continue Research • onVelocity of Lightj Professor .Albert A. Michelson, who! will become professor-emeritus of theUniversity following his retirementin June, will leave the city today fora three month stay in Bermuda.The state of his convalescence fromtwo recent operations and an inter-*vening attack of pneumonia is nowsatisfactory enough to permit hismaking the trip, according to hiswife. Mrs. Michelson will accompanythe .seventy-two year old scientist.Professor Michelson expects tospend the greater part of his stayin Bermuda in making sketches. Fol¬lowing this three month stay Profes¬sor .Michelson plans to spend the sum¬mer on a ranch near Santa .Anna,California, where a mile long pipeline has been set up .s<> that he mayverify his experiments on the speedof light under vacuum conditions.•A series of experiments now underway in the physics department whichare being supervi.sed by Dr. Michel¬son w’ill be carried on in his absence,and he will supervi.se the.se indirectly.Disband Class forMirror doggers-The .Mirror clogging class whichmet bi-weekly during the .Autumnquarter has been discontinued thisquarter. However the advanced clog¬ging class which meets every day at.’DJlO in the lower gymnasium of IdaNoyes hall is open to members of the.Mirror group and to other w'omenwh<> are advanced doggers. Thiscla.ss is offered for university creditduring every Winter quarter, and isparticularly advantageous for Juniorcollege women.Upper class women may also bemembers of the group if they are in¬terested in the activity, but they must“visit” regularly, as the work will beconducted on a plan which will re¬quire daily attendance. This cla.ss isthe only advanced clogging groupmeeting during the winter quarter..Mi.ss Edith Ballweber, instructor inphysical culture, is coaching theclass in the routine steps. New mem¬bers will still be admitted. Stock market speculation, ancientcivilizations, Spanish characters, ev¬eryday problems of law and leadingtypes of fiction will be the diversethemes of five series of downtownpublic lectures by University profes¬sors this winter, it was learned atthe University yesterday.The first of the scheduled 31 lec¬tures will be given tonight on “Cor¬porate Securities and OrganizedSpeculation” in the Club Room of the.Art Institute by Professor Samuel H,Nerlove. On the following fiveThursday evenings he will discuss“The Structure of Security Markets”and “Speculation for the Ixing Pulland for the Short Swing.” The “Sites of Ancient Civilization”series, listed for Friday evenings atFullerton Hall, the Art Institute, willbegin tomorrow night with ProfessorWilliam F. Edgerton’s lecture onMedinet Habu, one of the Egyptiansites being excavated by the Univer¬sity’s Oriental Institute. On the fol¬lowing nine Fridays the work atKhorsabad, Kish, Boghas Koi, Knos-sos, Delphi, Prione, Rome, Pompeiiand the Roman sites in North Africawill be described by leading membersof the Institute and the History De¬partment.Professor Robert Morse Lovett ofthe English Department, associate(Continued on page 4) Explains Modem NEW PLACEMENTWay of Attacking HEAD OUTLINESMental Disorders FUTURE.PLANSNoted ScientistSurveys Field ofPractical Geology.Answering the perturbing question,“Why is a geologist," Doctor GeorgeOtis Smith, director of the United.States Geological survey, gave an in¬formal address before a group ofgeologists yesterday afternoon in Ros-enwald hall.“Well, I hope .some aspiring youngman will thoroughly work out the an¬swer,” Doctor .Smith said and offeredthe high rank of geology in the .sci¬ences as his explanation. Three im¬portant phases are illustrated by thework of the following men: Profes¬sor Rollin T. Chamberlin, the broadside, Natheniel Shaler of Harvard,the human side, and former pre.s-ident. Van Hise of Wisconsin, thepractical side.On the practical side. Doctor Smithexpresses satisfaction in* the waygeology is being appreciated, assert¬ing that geologists are continually be¬ing consulted on the rational use ofnational resources. Engineers arerealizing more and more the import¬ance of geology in the building ofdams, etc. EUGENIE BECK ISWED TO GORDONBRYAN AT HOMEHOLD INTERCLUBMEETING MONDAY;DISCUSS FINANCES School Romance FindsClimax at AltarPRESIDENT’S JOB NOSNAP; HOLDS DOWN49 OTHER OFFICESWhen Robert M. Hutchins accept¬ed the presidency of the University,he probably did not realize that hewas assuming at the same time posi¬tions as the presiding officer of 49other bodies. The University Presshas just published a little bookletentitled “University Ruling Bodies.”Included within the scope of thebooklet are twenty major bodies,nineteen committees, and thirteenboards, whose aggregaite member¬ship is well over one thousand. Thepresident and the recorder are t.officio members of each one.Others, like Edith Abbott, whoserves on eleven, and Professor A.J.Carlson, who is on nine, have theirwork cut out for them. Unlimited Cuts forNorthwestern StudentsExcelling in StudiesHonor students at NorthwestevnUniversity will be allowed to have jan unlimited amount of cuts for the ]coming year. The honor students iwill include any student that has inot made less than two grade points |in each subject their previous year, jAt the University a student is of- *ficially permitted only three cuts a iquarter for each course. Drastic jaction for disobedience to this rul- iing has been taken in the past. Theestabli.shing of a system here sim¬ilar to that in effect at Northwesternhas often been argued pro and con,but no action has been forthcoming,indicating any change in the opinionof University authorites. Interclub council will hold itsquarterly meeting Monday, at 3:.S0in the Y. W. room of Ida Noyes hall.•Miss Gladys Finn, University auditorwill cliscu.s.s club finances, taking herstatistics from the data of last year.She will give statistics of pledging,will indicate the range of initiationfees, estimate the average annualcost of membership, and will dis¬cuss the plan of a 2 percent fee forauditing all University accounts, aplan of the University with whichshe-is not entirely in accord.Mrs. Edith Foster Flint, Miss Les¬lie Blanchard, and Mrs. Lennox B.Gray, the faculty advisors of thecouncil, and the treasurers of all theclubs are invited to attend thismeeting. Reverend L. I). Beck solemnized themarriage of his daughter Eugenieto Gordon Bi-yan yesterday afternoonat .9 at his home. The marriage cul¬minated a long romance dating backto the .school days of the youngcouple at Hyde Park high school. Thefollowing two years the former MissBeck and .Mr. Bryan attended theUniversity.The bride, who is a Chi Rho Sigma,and active m Y. W. C. A. affairs,will receive her Ph.B. degree at theend of this quarter. Her husband isstudying to receive his C. P. A. de¬gree at the .American university of■^Tommerce.Mr. and Mrs. Bryan will reside inthe city until next fall when theyplan to leave for Moline. Illinois,where Mr. Bryan has a business con¬nection.•Another campus romance will reachits climax on January 21 when KenRouse, 1928 football captain, andHelen King, a prominent Universityalumna, are married in a simple cere¬mony at the bride’s home. The wed¬ding is but another page in the his¬tory of a family renowned for foot¬ball players; for, the bride’s brother,Ralph, was a center; and her sister,^Vinifred, married a Harold Fletcher,also of gridiron fame. The director of the PhiladelphiaChild Guidance Clinic, Dr. FrederickH. -Allen, is to speak this afternoonon the topic “Philosophy of ModernPsychiatry” at a public lecture be¬ing sponsored by the Divinity schooland the Graduate School of SocialService, and to be given at 4:30 inthe Swift Assembly room.Dobbs Comments on Lecture“Dr. .Allen’s talk here will be anattempt to bring to the attention ofthe students the contributions ofmental hygiene to all phases of ad¬justment, including child and adultproblems alike,” remarked Harrison.A. Dobbs, in speaking of the lecturethis afternoon. “Increasing interestin the field which the speaker willcover has been evidenced throughoutthe country by the clinical approachthat is now being made to behaviorproblems.”Has Extensive ExperiencePsychiatry, the field in which thisafternoon’s speaker is a specialist. Isthe study of mental disorders, andDr. -Allen, as head of the PhiladelphiaChild Guidance Cl inic, a pioneerchildren’s behavior clinic, and treas¬urer of the National .Society ofMental Hygiene, has had extensiveexperience in this science. Woellner Will Develop^‘Checking Up”ServiceTest Students onEvents of YearTarpon Club MeetsToday; Form PlansFor Winter Exhibit Competent perusal of contemporarynewspapers, history in the making,J w'ill be the criterion of success in theannual nation wide New York TimesCurrent Events contest, to be givenMarch 5, at 21 .American colleges. Allundergraduates are eligible to enterthe contest. University contestants tosign up with .Assistant ProfessorHarold Gosnell, of the Political Sci¬ence department. Social Science 422.b’ive hundred dollars and a medalis the intercollegiate prize, given tothe finest of the twenty-one winnersfrom the various colleges. Ix)calawards of $1.50, $75, and $25 aregiven to the three most satisfactorypapers on each campus. Last yearin the University contest, Robert S.Shane won the first prize, Glen B.Meagher, second, and Jerome N.Sampson, third. Chicago has never 'won the national award, which, outof the last three years has ibeen taken(Continued on page 4) Where, and to what extent, arecollege men employed by industry?Robert Woellner, newly appointedhead of the Bureau of VocationalGuidance and Placement of the Uni¬versity, is engaged in an investiga¬tion to find an answer to this ques¬tion.In addition to extending thescope of the placement serviceoffereij to University graduates, Mr.Woellner hopes to develop a sortof “Foliow-up’^ service to keep acheck on the record of each grao-uate in the position which has beensecured for him. If, in a few years,the graduate has exhausted the op¬portunities of his position, the Uni¬versity would secure him a new sit¬uation with greater opportunty. Nosuch service exists elsewhere, ac¬cording to Mr. Woellner.Phrenology No Guide“Understand,” said Mr. Woellner,“we cannot tell by examining thebumps on a man’s head the sort c*position for which he is qualified.This is primarilj^ a service bureau.”In the spring prior to their grad¬uation, those seniors who desirepositions are granted individual in¬terviews with representatives offirms who are interested in employ¬ing college graduates. These inter¬views often result in the men beinggranted positions on their gradua¬tion.Meet Business HeadsIf the graduating senior is unde¬cided as to what he wants to do, hemay attend one of the conferencesj held in the spring, at which a repre¬sentative of some business outlinesto a group of interested studentsthe scope of his particular field. This(Continued on page 4)ADD NEW GIFT TOGROWING S. S. A.ENDOWMENT FUNDCAP AND GOWN ADDSTO SNAPSHOT FUND;RECEIVES OVER 200Hold Tryouts TuesdayFor Rhythms SocietyOrchesis, the national rhythms so¬ciety, will hold its tryouts Tuesdayat 5 in the lower gymnasium, IdaNoyes hall, under the direction ofM iss Marion Van Tuyl, sponsor of■the University chapter.All those interested in interpreta¬tive dancing are invited to try out,getting in touch before Tuesday withMiss Van Tuyl. The aim of the clubis purely recreational and its initi¬ation on campus last quarter bearsevidence that many women havefound membership a pleasure. Over two hundred snapshots havej been thrown into the melee of theI Cap and Gown snapshot contest, andall additional entries must be in byor before F'ebruary 1 to be eligiblefor one of the multitude of prizeswhich have been offered as prizes,or in the guise of prizes, or insteadof prizes. This figure is expectedto be doubled by the time entries ai*eclosed, according to Raymond Fried,editor in chief of the annual.Fifty of the snapshots turned inwill be used in this year’s Cap andGown. Fried stated that at presentthe most crying need is for inform**snapshots of charactertistic scenesfrom fraternity history, with espe¬cial emphasis on indoor scenes. •All Tarpon members will meet to¬day at noon in the corrective gymin Ida Noyes hall to discuss andformulate plans for the Tarpon ex¬hibit, which will be held either the7th or 14th of March. Tentativeplans indicate that the exhibit willbe in the form of an Olympic meet,forming a climax to a series of com¬petitions during the quarter.Prospective tadpoles may take theentrance test for the first stage inTarpon membership any open hourbetween January 13 and 27. Theinitiation of new members will beJanuary 28 at 7:30. After passingthe initial test the second stage,frog, remains to be passed for mem¬bership, and beyond that, the fish,the final test. SET TIME LIMIT ONW. A. A. APPLICATIONSFOR NEW MEMBERSENLARGE KEDROFFTICKET FACIUTIESIn order to cope with the increas¬ing demand, choice tickets for thethird campus appearance of the Ked-roff quartet, scheduled for Jan. 22in Mandel hall, have been placed onsale at the University bookstore andWoodworth’s bookstore, it waslearned from the Undergrraduatecouncil. The council will continueto sell tickets in the Mandel hall boxoffice during noon and afternoonhours, up to and including the dateof the quartet’s appearance. Applications for W. A. A. mem¬bership must be submitted to theW. A. A. office by January 21. In¬itiation of new members will be heldFebruary 6.Other dates decided on at the W.A. A. meeting held last Tuesdaywere: open meetings will be on thefirst Tuesday of each month, and theinstallation of officers will be onMarch 6.The possibility of a new lodge inthe Dunes was discussed. W. A. A.is seriously considering the projectas a fea.sible move. The new theor>of “active membership” was definitely agreed upon and adopted. Non¬credit activities which will be con¬tinued during the winter quarter arthorseback riding, in an indoor arena,fencing and hiking. The sum of $250,000 recently ac¬quired by the Graduate School ofSocial Service and Administrationwill be added to the school’s fastgrowing endowment fund. DeanSophonisba Breckinridge said today.This fund is jexpeefted to soonreach the million dollar goal; it isalready up to $500,000. With theinterest annually accruing fromthese deposits, the school plans toexpand its many humanitarian activ¬ities. Dean Breckinridge explaineain particular how the school’s activ¬ities in caring for orphans, whichactivities President Hutchins de¬clared had “revoultionized” the im¬personal methods previously usedwith orphans, would be enlarged inscope. She also intimated that theadded impetus and facilities offeredby the new endowment would usherin a period of extensive social ser¬vice.ORGAN RECITALPorter H-aps, University organist,will offer the following selectionstoday at five in the Chapel: Bach’s“Prelude and Fugue IV; Borow-sky’s Andante from Sonata I”;Brahms “A Rose Breaks intoBloom”; Browne’s “Contrasts”;Wagner’s “Pilgrims Chorus”; Shel¬ley’s “Fanfare d’Orgue.” Band Lays Plans forFull Winter ProgramPlaying at all of the big nineconference basketball games and atmany other campus affairs, the Uni¬versity band has planned an exten¬sive campaign for the winter quar¬ter, according to George Mort, busi¬ness manager of the band. The in¬itial appearance of the band in thenew year will be at the Indiana-Chi-cago game next Saturday.The band will also give its winteiconcert on February 14, in LeonMandel hall. An annual concert isgiven each winter and each spring.The date for the spring concert hasnot been decided upon, but will beannounced at a future date.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY, JANUARY 9, 1930Olljr iatlg iiarannFOUNDED IN 1901i THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saiurdny, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,j Winter and Spring <4uarters by The Daily Mari>on Company. Subscription rates43.00 per year ; by mail, 41.50 per year extra. Single copies, fix’e cents each.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the post office at Chicago,Illinois, under the -Act of March 3. 1879.The Daily Maroon expressely reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press .AssociationEDWIN LEVIN, Managing EditorEARLE M. STOCKER, Business ManagerROBERT L. NICHOLSON, Assistant Business ManagerHARRIET DEAN HATHAWAY, Woman’s EditorHENRY D. FISHER, Sports EditorLOUIS H. ENGEL, JR., Chairman Editorial Board CRITIC SURVEYSHONOR SYSTEM OFMANY COIXEGESEDITORIAL DEPARTMENT ’EDWARD G. B.ASTIAN News EditorEDGAR GREENWLALD News EditorJOHN H. HARDIN News EditorM.ARJORIE CAHILL Junior EditorMARION E. W'HITE Junior EditorFRANCES STEVENS Literary EMitorWILLIA.M R. HARSHE Whistle EditorSIDNEY GOLDBERG Day EditorMERWIN S. ROSENBERG Day EditorGEORGE T. VAN DERHOEF Day EditorCL.^R.A .ADELSMAN ... Sophomore EditorMARGARET EGAN Sophomore EditorBEATRICE FEUCHTWANGERSophomore EditorLYDIA FURNEY Sophomore EditorJ.ANE KESNER Sophomore EditorJANE WERTHEIMER Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENT.ABE BLINDER Advertising ManagerLEE LOVENTH.AL... Advertising ManagerLOUIS FORBRICH....Circulation ManagerROBERT McCarthy ...sophomore Asst.J.AMES McM.AHON Sophomore Asst.NED VEATCH Sophomore AssLSPORTS DEPARTMENT.ALBERT .ARKULES Asst. Sports EditorWALTER B.AKER Sophomore ElditorHERBERT JOSEPH Sophomore EditorMARJORIE TOLMANWoman’s Sports ElditorTHE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement oj student participation in undergraduate campus actizdties.2. Promotion of student interest in lectures, concerts, exhibits and othercultural opportunities.3. .Abolition of grading systm and extension of research principles.4 Cessation of extensile building program.5. .Adoption of a plan for .ntperz-ised, regulated rushing. Of all the problems that confrontstudent leaders and college administra¬tors. that of student honesty in class¬room work and campus relations isproliahly the one that is first in impor¬tance and interest today. When stu¬dents meet, tliis problem consumes alarge part of the time given for discus¬sion of student problems; when collegeadministrators meet, this problemwiilely discussed. It is aproblem; it is an important one. Official NoticesThursday, January 9Divinity chapel; Professor ShirleyJ. Case of the Religious department,11:50, Joseph Bond chapel. UNIVERSITY CYNICSByGeorge T. Van der HoefAfter all,' what is the use of writingan article on University cynics* Thehappy souls who go through life witha sweet, unruffled disposition wouldnot be interested, and the cvnics would so important as they thought theywere. Courses such as the Nature ofthe World and of Man help this lostfeeling. The old forms of religion de¬sert them and they are faced with theproblem of forming a totally newenvironment. It is therefore not un¬natural that they should evolve a scep¬tical attitude.Assembly room.Public lecture: (The Divinity schooU read it for fear of lo.sing some of' Admits Weaknessin co-operation with Graduate School, ’ their sophistication. They might be f Cynicism in one sense is an adnus-Social Service Administration): “The and the mere fact of being j sion of weakness. It is the easiestPhilosophy of Modern Psychiatry,” j offended would be disastrous to their \ way out. However, it would not beDoctor Frederick H. .A.llen, Philadel- i snooty pride, and can you imagine a fair to brand the Freshmen too deeplyperplexing !without pride? No. no more i on this account. If cynicism were' thah a lemon without a skin, for the outgrown in future years, we couldskin holds the lemon together, and self condone it in those faced by a multi¬satisfaction keeps the cynic from be- tude of [iroblenis in a single semester.I coming a rosy optimist. Tberefore 1 The fact remains, however, the upper-j am afraid that I must write for the classmen make little attempt to rem-j benefit of the Freshmen, for they arc cdy their initial short cut towards In-I neither old enough to he credulous, nor * cllectnal stability,bored enough to he cynical. .\nd what Cynicism is merely a phase in theis more, they are the little pips from : evolution of the adolescent student. InI which tomorrow’s crop of sour fruitThe Honor Svxtem, as it is understo<Klbv tlie numerous institutions using it, is | physics club: “Diffraction of Pro-a system under which the students arc j tons by Crystal.” Professor Arthurgiven absolute freedom from surveillance J. Dempster of the Phy>ics depart-by faculty mernbt'rs or proctors. It is' ment. 4:3U. Ryerson 32.assumed that students are honest, andthey are dealt with on that basis.System Growing Public lecture: (Downtown), “Cor-A large luimher of institutions in the ! p^,rate Securities and Organized Spec-L nited States are now using this svstem , ulation, ” .\ssistant Professor S. H.WHAT PRICE TEXT BOOKSThe following is intended not as the customary editorial re¬proof, but as a suggestion. E-ven the best of editorial writers growtired of railing after a time, and relax into a temporary argumenta¬tive senescence. In this case, furthermore, there is no need forvitriol.The average student at the University, granted for a momentthat there is such a person, is not what one might term entirely freefrom pecuniary limitations. He is able to pay his tuition, after jug¬gling with his bank-account and rebudgeting his appropriations forthe various ineluctable luxuries of existence, and he can live moreor less to his satisfaction afterwards. But the plasticity of hisfinances ends there, and he must avail himself of every opportunityto economize.The Daily Maroon is willing to agree that the University Book¬store serves the campus well and adequately. Its location is read¬ily accessible and its service courteous. The price of text-books, how¬ever, (a subject that comes recurrently under discussion with thebeginning of each quarter) is liable to make a sorry ruin of theaverage purse. ^^hether the cause for the altitudinous prices oftext-books lies with the Bookstore or elsewhere we do not know;but to capitalize upon a necessity like a text-book is like deprivingthe poor of bread. In certain courses, furthermore, where thereis a sequence lasting the whole year, like Chemistry 101, 102, and103, the instructor may suddenly decide, at the beginning of thbsecond or third quarter, that the text-books used previously are in¬adequate, and demand that the class buy a new set. Such a con¬tingency, coupled with the fact that the books are unnecessarily ex¬pensive, usually leaves one with a gritty taste in his mouth, and afeeling that he has been a dupe to conspiracy. He is like the lambin a cul-de-sac. He has to buy the books, or impair his scholastichealth. There are other instances, as with the arbitrary purchase of“new editions.” to illustrate the same sort of thing.It is not unreasonable, we believe, to ask that text-book pricesbe in some measure reduced, or that more than a laughable pit¬tance be offered for second-hand returns. A joke is a joke whenit touches neither the conscience nor the purse, and the latter, inthis case, is particularly vulnerable. and (lie movement has of late taken suchan impetus that the -National StudentFederation, at its fourth meeting de¬cided to urge the colleges and universi¬ties of the country to fully acquaintthemselves with the system, with viewt • estalilishing it in their own institu¬tions.riie advocates of the IIoiKjr Systempoint out that it is not a new idea. Sev¬eral in'titutions have laid claim to it'ainception and all claims are previoii'to 1S()(), The University of \’irginiahas been a prominent advocate of tlusystem since 1842. .\t the older .schwis,wliere it has been w'orking for some-ears, it is said to have been a distinctsuccess.However, the .Student h'ederatioi.ptiints out in its circular letter on thenuestion, that in considering this situa¬tion, the type of school should lie takeninto consideration, the students, the size,and location. W hile the geperal priiiciple of the system is strongly ladvm'ated.it is evident that modifications andadaptions invst be madtvfo fit the indi¬vidual schooK..^_Hp<^cr, there is ii.doubt but that there are .some plarowhere it would lie inadvisable toup such a system. For example, it^ would be u.selcss in institutions wfirlheI examinations are held orally, and inj places where local conditions milit.iteagainst its successful operation. Schoolsj where it migiit usefully lx* applied arej thought to lie such institutions as state.I city, denominational, privately endowed,j and teachers colleges, as well as theI norma! 'cnools.[ Definite ScopeIt is thought that to be most effective,the Honor System should he ratherlimited in its scope. It should lie madeto apply to certain spe-cific prohicms ofstudent life. It should l.)e thoroughlyunderstood by the students and its en¬forcement should he swift and strict.In usual cases, it has been shown tl..tlie Usual student council can take careof the work of administering theHonor System. However, in schoolswhere the student council is overworked,it is often hencficial to establish a sjie-cial honor commission. Some institu¬tions give complete power to the stu¬dent lK)dy in matters of honor. Othersplace the ultimate decision in mattersinvolving expul.sion upon the Presidentof the college or a duly accredited fac¬ulty member. Some places have al¬lowed an appeal to a public trial, hut ingeneral it has I)een found that privatehearings are more satisfactory to allparties concerned.In the last few' years a numl)er of col¬leges have l)een in the midst of a greatupl’.eaval on account of the problem ofthe Honor System. A few have alxil-ished it within the last few years. Afew others have installed it. Others areseeking information concerning it, inorder that they may either install it. orimprove their own.A LECTURE ON LECTURES PATRONIZE THE DAILYMAROON ADVERTISERAll curricular lectures on subjects with which an acquaint¬ance may be struck up through books are superfluous, and theprolix scholars who deliver them ought either to closet themselvesin research or to sprinkle their knowledge, like baptismal water, onthe attendant young barbarians through some tutorial arrangement.An exception may be made with scholars who are capable of gen¬eralizing ex sua potestate from the facts which they and theirlisteners already possess.lliis is the creed of the believer in university education as a fer¬tilizer of facts, rather than a giver of them. SHUBERTGreat NortherNTHEATRECommencing Monday, Jan. 13thPrior to New York OpeningThe Messrs. ShubertpresentThe Season's Greatest Musical Play“NINA ROSA”By Otto HarbachAuthor of “Rose Marie.*’ “No, No, Nanette’Music by Sigmund Rombergcomposer of“The Student Prince," “The Desert Song’Lyrics by Irving CaesarwithGUY ROBERTSONand cast of 126Seats Now on Sale Xorlove of the Economics department,():45. .\rt Institute.Radio concert, the I'nivcr.-ity choir,'):30, station WLS.Friday, January 10 will come.Begins with FreshmenThe birthplace of University cyni¬cism is in the Freshman class. Fresh¬men come to the University for themost part fillerl with an admiralileideali'm. They are facing a new en¬vironment full of the belief that the\are going to accompMsh great thing'In this University esneciallv. thov are youth it is amusing, in age pitififl, butat all times it is a sign of intellectinlactivity. .\nd so, little pips, sit youdown in the coffee shop of a winter'-'atternoon and partake of a generouspotion of cynicism, so that in time youtoo may become a trusting old fogey.University Uhapel .service. 1’2:()5, ffi's belief. For the fir.'tthe University chapel. wcek.s of school they are pam-I I'cred beyond all reason. 'I'his occiir.sPublic lecture: (Divinity school in of the purely selfish interestsco-operation with the Graduate organization- which need them.School of Social Service .Administra-,‘•'otne- the let flown and the>tion) “The Psychology of Childhood,”!really arc not qm:cDoctor F'rederic H. .Allen, Philadel-phia Child Guidance clinic,Swift A.ssenibly room. d ) PBATE2N11t<dewelryPIPER AGO81 N. State St.. Chicag.Public lecture (Downtown): “Me-dinet Habu” (illustrated). AssociateProfessor William F. Edgerton of theDepartment of Oriental Languagesand Literatures, 6:45, Art Institute. Lemon FluffShop1439 E. 53rd St.Luncheon 50c and 60cSupper $1, 75c. 65cWaffles —That Can’t Be BeatOpen Every Night Until 2 a.m.Saturday Until 4:30 a.m.THIS WAY OUTBy Albert Arkules(Borrowed for the day by thatcongenial old maniac, William R.Har»he.)Bill Harshe’s pinch hitting forme today. 1 don’t have to saymuch about Bill in fact, the lessI say the better it is. Bill is myideal of a sport columnist; hedoesn’t know anything aboutsports (he saw his first football Igame last year), he hasn’t anygrudges, he doesn’t hate any¬body, and he invariably is asucker when it comes to pickingthem on the nose. Bill’s just anice, wholesome lad trying to getalong in the world with a Ford. GYMNASTS OPENSCHEDEE AGAINSTMILWAUKEE TEAMHofFer Builds Team oLSophomores AboutMenziesThe ambiguous or ambidextrous oramphibious Mr. .Arkules is prov¬ing his something or other by writ¬ing THE WHISTLE whilst I amproving nothing at all, and am prob¬ably disappointing the regular read¬ers of this column by being here atall. However, there doesn’t seem tobe anything that you can do about itand this space wouldn’t look well be¬ing left blank.The versatile (there’s the word Iwas looking for) .Arkules may getthe worst of this agreement. THEWHISTLE has appeared for twodays in a row, some sort of a recordin itself, and there will probablyspring up advertising matter wherea lily might have grown. .Ah, thismaterial world!IOWA IN THE SHADEThe Iowa controversy has dieddown, it never amounted to a greatdeal, anyway. There were more“ringers” out at Lake Forest .Acad¬emy, when I went to school out there,then Iowa has had at any one time.The breath of scandal blew gentlyover the orange and black athletesfollowing Stagg’s InterscholasticTrack meet of the spring of '24.L. F. .A. was an easy winner in theacademy division, winning with some.'iO odd points. We, the school, saton the concrete steps, nad cheered,and then went home. .At the banipietthat night Culver objected to the faLthat some of L. .A.’s honest youngmen had spent some six years in highschool and that one of them had lK*enin the Navy. When these were de¬clared ineligible, and their pointstaken away. Culver was declared thewinner. Back at school we laughed,why Culver even had ringers in theirfamous itand!.Most of L. F. .A.’s athleies went toDartmouth. I once knew .Mr. Irwin,president of their .Alumni Associationhere in town, and he told me thatthey were in a position to make offersof various kinds to “good men.”P'rom Lake Forest went “Blinker”Black, recent football captain, BartMcDonough, quarterback, Walsh, cap¬tain of baseball, and recently con¬tracted to the .American League. Allof these men were not proselytes.Black was the exception.Jesse HIbbs, captain of SouthernCalifornia, played football at LakeForekt when these other men werethere. “Olie” Schuette, captain ofthe freshman football team at Wis¬consin in ’26 and who played foot¬ball the year following was the ’2.Sor ’24 captain at L. F. A. Hibbs,by the way, was All-American andhad Schuette stayed in school hewould have been. Vin Libby, who(Continued on page 4) The Maroon Gymnastic Team un¬der Coach Dan Hoffer is getting inshape for its first test against an an¬nual foe, Milwaukee Y. M. C. .A. onJanuary 18th at Bartlett. Practical¬ly the whole team is composed of.sophomores and inexperienced ma¬terial and Coach Hoffer will dependa great deal upon the versatility ofCaptain Menzies, Conference Champ¬ion in three events and National all.Around Champ. However CoachHoffer expects his team to emergeon the long end of the score in themeet with the initial invaders.In the Horizont.al Bar event, Men-zics, Olson and .Xharez will repre¬sent the .Maroons. Only thiee menfrom each team are allowed fo com¬pete in the same event. .Althoughonly a sophomore Olson has yood pussibilities of lK*coming a p vnt winner.In the Side Horse phase of the sportMenzes will be aided by Kolb andHutchnson or Licht.Menzies, Olson and Phillips are thetrio of Chicago performers who willparticipate in the Ring.s. Howardand Bell are workng out in this eventbut will not be entered in the meet.The Captain, Olson and .Alvarez o!'Phillips compose the entrants in theParallel Bar competition. In the finalevent. Tumbling, .Menzies, Phillipsand Olson or Licht are entered. Bro-mund. Conference Champion in (^lubSwinging will offer an exhibition inhis favorite event.The Maroon .schedule is as follows:Feb. 13th, Ohio Wesleyan at Chi¬cago.Feb. l.'ith, Ohio State at Chicago.Feb. 22nd, Wisconsin at Chicago.March 1st, Illinois at Chicago.March 8th, Minnesota at Minne¬apolis.March l.’ith, ('onference Meet atChicago.On the 24th of March, Coach Hof¬fer will send a number of his bestmen to the east to participate in th*"Eastern Intercollegiate. Last year.Menzies won the .All .Around competi¬tion at this meet. Bowlers Work OutFor 1-M Pin MeetThe bowling alleys in Reynolds,which have'recently opened aftera complete beauty treatment, willbe the scene of hard practice forthe Intramural Bowling tourna¬ment which will start next week.The competition begins on Jan¬uary 20 and will most likely be askeen as it has in previous year.*.A gold Statuette for the winnersand Medalettes for the runners-upwill be awarded.The 1929 winners who will bat¬tle to protect their laurels are:University Champions — Gart-side and Loomis, Alpha Delt.University Runners-up — Weissand Shernoff, Macs.Singles Champion—Sheere,Macs.MAROON CAGEMENIMPROVE STEADILYSCHEDULE ILLINOISRELAYS FOR MARCH15th AT CHAMPAIGNChampaign, III.—Requesting theirparticipation in the thirteenth an¬nual relay carnival of the Univer¬sity of Illinois March 15, invitationshave just been sent to the leadinguniversities and colleges of the Un¬ited States.If the traditions of the meet areupheld, the response will bring tothe mini armory another high-gradefield, headed by the picked athletesof the Western, Bix Six, MissouriValley, Central, Midwest, Ohio, In¬diana, Wisconsin and other middle-western conferences with represen¬tation also probable from the southand east.Assurance that Barney Berlinger,University of Pennsylvania star,who established a new record in theall-around competition last yearwill defend his honor has been re¬ceived by Manager Werner. Team Displays Speedy andAccurate AttackSteady improvement of the Maroonbasketball team during its pre-con¬ference schedule indicates that the(■hicago quintet will be a more im¬portant factor in the Big Nine champ¬ionship fight than was generally ex¬pected. -A tight defense and plentyof speed and cleverness in handlingthe ball are the assets of Norgren’steam, and the shooting is more ac¬curate than it was last year.Team Develop*Norgren’s short-pass and quickbreaking style of offense is slow todevelop, and the Maroon floor gamewill show more finish as the seasonprogresses. The Chicago combina¬tion in its last few games has timedits plays correctly and has been quickto adapt its play to the defense.Four members of the team areclever in handling the ball, timingpasses nicely and avoiding held balls.Sidney Yates is a fast and shifty for¬ward with a fine eye, and CaptainHarry Changnon, the only letterman,is effective in working the ball inand out of the scoring zone. Harry.Ashley, guard, who controls the balluntil the players have maneuvered, isprobably one of the smoothest drib¬blers in the conference. The otherguard, Marshall Fish, is a speedyfloor man. In little Paul Stephenson,sophomore forward, Norgren has afine “feeder” and a good shot.Two CombinationsIt is likely that the Maroon coachwill use two combinations throughoutthe season. Harold “Slim” Boesel, (5foot, 4 inch center, has been coming :along and in the Ohio Wesleyan gameplayed very well, being effective un¬der the basket to get rebounds. Heis a little slow in getting the ballaway, but will improve as he getsexperience.When the Chicago team meets op¬position with lots of height, Norcrerwill use Boesel at centerThe finest ofPhotographicPortraitureOfficial Photographers for Cap and GownStudios: 218 So. Wabash Ave.Tel: Wab. 0527 for Appointments. Look for the Venetian Starthestudiotea shop—Delicious Food—You’ll find it at The Studio amidcharming surroundings and thesmart set of the University Quar¬ter. : : Afternoon tea is a farmore delightful ritual if youchoose The Studio : : And teno’clock chocolate will satisfy that“late in the evening” hunger.—For Epicureans—NUMBER 1S(» EAST 57TH ST.Between Kenwood a Doreheotor START FENUNC,RIDING CLASSESTo Continue These SportsThrough WinterClasses in fencing and horse¬back riding for women sponsored byW. .A. A. during spring and fallquarters will be continued throughout the winter quarter of this yearif enough women are interested ingoing on with these sports. This ex¬periment has not been tried beforeand sport representatives in chargeare interested in having a large num¬ber of women sign up for the class¬es.Ilorse-back riding classes will beheld in the indoor riding arena at42nd ,anci Halsted streets. Groupswil! meet at 4 on Tuesday and at 9and 9:30 on aturday. Each sectionwill include beginning, intermediateand advanced riders. Women mayregister on posters in the basementof Ida Noyes hall. The fee for theseries of ten lessons is $&, if paidin advance and .$1 for each singleride. Those who wish to ride overto the arena together are asked tomeet at the Midway Riding Academyone-half hour before their classes.Further information about classesmay be secured from Jeanne Hyde,Mid. (;046.Adele Fricke, W. A. A. minorsport representative, is in charge ofarrangements for classes in fencing.Instruction in this sport is given by jAlvar Hermanson of the Men’s De- ,partment of Physical Education.Clas.ses are offered at 5. on Monday |and Wednesday, and there will beboth beginning and advanced fenc- ,ers in each class. The course ofinstructio;n cannot be offered for$3.50 unless fifteen sign up. Wom¬en are urged to register for theclasses as soon as possible, so thatinstruction may begin. Posters forregistratio nare now up in the base¬ment of Ida Noyes hall. Graduation MakesBunge IneligibleGraduation yesterday overtookJohnathan Bunge, center candi¬date on the Maroon basketballteam. The Chicago player is inthe Law School and while some of ;his courses extend over into themiddle of the present quarter,Walter A. Payne, recorder and ex¬aminer, decided that the presump¬tion should be that Bunge had sat¬isfactorily completed the work hetook last quarter. Bunge, how¬ever, will not receive a degree un¬til he receives credit at the end ofthe quarter.ISEVENTEEN TEAMSIN MAT TOURNEYI Maroon Squad to CompeteIn MeetSeventeen tearlfs have entered thtthird annual wrestling tournamentstaged by the University of Chicagofor parks, playgrounds, settlementsand Y. M. C. A. teams. Includedj are the championship outfits of therespective divisions, Grand Cross¬ing which holds the South Parkstitle Hull House, the settlement Ichampions, Hamlin Park, championsof the north park district; HydePark Y. M. C. A., city and statetitleholders, and Gary, the IndianaY. M. C. A. champions.Some of the outstanding individ¬uals are R. E. West, state Y. M. C,A. champion in the 118 pound class,and H. Mueller, Hamlin Park, whois city parks champion in the 105pound divisions. Berent of Kaspa.Playground, South Parks 138 poundtitle; Halmer Johnson, of HydePark, holder of the 135 pound state“Y” title; and Ervic, Hamlin Park, jCentral A. A. U. 148 pound leader, iare regarded as the best in the meet |in their weights. I Gin’S TANK STARSAWAIT SWIMMINGINTERSCHCIASTICTilden, JEvanston, Schurz,And Maine AreFavoritesThirteen teams representihg thepick of the prep talent in the ChicagoDistrict, have entered the Universityof Chicago’s Sixth InterscholasticSwimming Meet which will be heldFriday and Saturday, January 10thand 11th..According to past performancesand reports, the met is certain to beclosely contested with Sc^hurz andTilden rated as favorites and Evans¬ton and Maine Township not far be¬hind in abundance of swim stars. Til¬den which won the meet last yearwith a total of 27 points, has enteredeleven men and is expected to createa great deal of fuss in defending itstitle. Her two main bets for recog¬nition are Hines, the crack back-stroke man who broke the record inhis favorite event at the I. A. C.Meet held last December, and De-Graaff, a star .breast stroke swim¬mer. In addition her two relays willbe strong contenders.Schurz which won the recent I. A.C. meet, beating out Tilden, has en¬tered ten 'men with which she intendsto lay claim to a championship. Shewas second in the Interscholastic lastyear and expects to advance just onemore notch. Arthur Highland, spec¬tacular performer in the 40 and 100free style, and the relay is Schurz’most capable representative. Tischlerin the 40 and 100 free style and Han¬sen in the 100 breast stroke arecounted on to place in their events.Evanston will make a strong bidwith Holms in the 100 free style andFugitt in the 100 breast stroke. Ker-ber of Maine Township looks like thebest entrant in the 220 free style.Maroon Headlines AreFeaturing BasketballMaroon advertisements are featuring the thingsto wear at the games, and the places to go after¬wards, whether it be for food or for entertainment.Maroon Headlines andMaroon AdvertisementsEach Bring You Up-to-date Information,Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, JANUARY 9, 1930I think Bill Harshe is awfullyfunny. Just like the Marx Bros. NowI don’t mean that just because theMarx Bros, are funny, that Bill Har¬she is that way too. I want to giveeach their due. .Vs John Hardin wasforced to admit reluctantly the otherafternoon, “this fellow Harshe isscreamingly funny.” I guess theMarx Bros, are like that too. In fact,the only difference between Bill andthe Marx Bros, is that Bill writesand the Marx Bros. act. Well, that’salright.To look at Bill you would think hewasn’t quite human, but that isn’t hisfault. He possesses a countenancethat as far as I know hasn’t causedany women to take the veil. Ofcourse, that horsehair coat of his hastremendous sex appeal. I meant toask Bill where he got it. It lookslike it was left in storage a bit toolong. Or maybe that’s just the kindof fur that’s caught up in Hudson jBay. I have been told that most of ithe seals up there have consumption.That would explain Bill’s coat, ofcourse.It’s really amusing how Bill Harshebroke into the writing game. If hehadn’t turned out to be a columnist.Bill would have been the w'orld’sgreatest poker player. There werea lot of people who were exceedinglyhappy when Bill gave up the gameand took to writing. Bill’s father 1was among them. You see, Bill waswinning handsome pots from Harshesenior every time they got togetherfor a chummy round. This explainsno doubt how Bill Harshe was ableto enter the University, become a PhiGam, and buy himself a Ford. Billstill has enough moneey left to get'married, although there is an unwrit¬ten law in the Columnists’ Union ^against brothers of the profession 1committing such an act. 'Well, as I was saying. Bill’s father jgot het up. One day he asked his jcarnivorous son if he could do any- jthing besides play poker. Bill was,a bit flustered for a second, but be¬ing, of course, a man of courage andbig moments, he regained his com¬posure, as Ernest Hemingway re-,marked to James Joyce. |“I can write!” Bill said, just like jthat. I“What?” echoed Harshe, senior, as jhe paled to an ashen hue. The ex- 'citement was too much for him. Hesubsided gently into a chair. Turn- *ing to Bill, who was lighting a Muradnonchalantly, he piteously inquired,“How do you know you can write,son?”Bill was modest. “Well, I’ve writ-jten some stuff fcr The Maroon, andEd Levin—he’s the editor, and LouEngel—he’s another swell fellow—they said I awfully funny. Of course iI knew that all along, but I was glad |to hear it confirmed by experts.” Bill.modestly declined to commit himselffurther.Well, to make a short stoi-y long, |Bill gave up poker and became a col- :umnist. This was a generous gesture {on Bill’s part for now the Marx Bros, iare considered the greatest poker 1players in the world ... in the civil- Iized world, I mean, but remember, jthat’s only because Bill gave up histitle in order to answer the call. Billdeclared frankly that his public camebefore his poker.I believe some of Bill’s readerswish he would go back to the pokerplaying. Unfortunately, Bill is re¬garded as a funny man around theMaroon office, so he’ll keep his job.It must have cost Bill a neat sum tokeep the job because Ed I>evin isseriously considering investing in a Cord Front Drive, one of those carsthat has all front and no tail.Some one remarked to me the otherday that Bill Harshe was a cross be¬tween Walter Winchell and West¬brook Pegler. Pegler and Winchellare supposed to be funny, just likeHarshe. I don’t know much aboutWinchell, but it doesn’t make muchdifference. I read Bill Harshe forfifteen minutes every day; it’s likea five foot shelf of liberal educationwithout the trappings. People some¬times mention Pegler and me in thesame breath. I’ll admit frankly thatPegler is funny, but Harshe says I’mconsiderably funnier than Pegler, andI think Harshe’s much funnier thanWinchell. You might be interestedto know that both Harshe and Istarted out in a small way!Over at the Phi Gam house BillHarshe is regarded as its biggestasset. There is talk of running BillHarshe for president and L. B. Greyfor vice-president. I understand youhave to be about 21 in order to beeligible for the job. Bill must bej under age for he still keeps a Christ-! mas savings account. Next year Bill’sfather has promised to give him achecking account. Bill says he wantsto eat in the Coffee Shop to the sumof forty cents and then write checks.This is not a game, .\nyway, thePhi Gams will have to wait awhilebefore they can start Bill off on theroad to the White House. They’renot in any particular hurry, though,becau.se Cal Coolidge just spent sixyears in Washington. It is whisper¬ed in polite circles that Bill will re¬fuse to consider the presidency unlessthe platform is completely m^de upof jokes. Three cheers for BillHarshe.They pTay over at the house everyday before a life size portrait ofBill. The prayer goes something likethis: “We thank Thee, O MercifulOne, for giving us Bill Harshe. Mayhe be kept free from sin and evil..4men.”I understand there are only sevenwonders of the world. I supposeBill’s one of them. If he isn’t, hemakes the eighth!PROFESSORS PARADEENCYCLOPEDIC ARRAYOF KNOWLEDGEIN LECTURES(Continued from page 1)editor of the New Republic, will an¬alyze five leading types of fictionstarting Tuesday, January 14th, inFullerton hall with I..eo Tol&toy’s“.\nna Karenina,” as representingthe “chronicle” type . On the follow¬ing four Tuesdays he will discussKnut Hamsum, Thomas Mann, Gus¬tave Flaubert and Samuel Butler.Following Professor Lovett’s series,and starting on February 18th, Pro¬fessor Hayward Keniston of the Rom¬ance Department will use the Tues¬day evening hour for a discussion of“Some Spanish Types,” successively,“Cortes the Conquerer,” “Lazarillethe Rogue,” “Teresa the Saint,” “DonJuan the Rake” and “Don Quixote theKnight-errant.”The “Everyday Problems of Law”group will start Thursday, February20th, following the close of the“speculation” series. On that dateProfessor Ernst F'reund of the LawSchool will discuss “Some Functionsof the Trust”; Professor Harry A.Bigelow “The Purchase of RealEstate; Professor Stephen I. Lang-maid “Interstate Problems in Mar¬riage and Divorce”; and Professor.\rthur H. Kenet “The Exi.sting Rev¬enue System of Illinois.”The lectures, all of which will Ijpgiven in the Art Institute starting at6:45 p. m., are delivered under theauspices of the University Collegedowntown.Furnished Apartments For Rent5551 Kimbark AvenueUnusually attractive newly furnished 2 and 3 room apart¬ments overlooking beautiful court in heart of Hyde Park’sresidential section close to U. of C. Free electric refrig¬eration, gas and light. Reasonable rent. Janitor onpremises will show.McKEY & POAGUE5300 Blackstone Ave. Hyde Park 8213 TRUSTEES LAUDHUTCHINS’ WORKBEFORE FACULTY(Continued from page 1)i tion of leadership. We have a visionI of its place in the sun, not beginningj and ending in the quadrangles, nor^ yet in the city whose name it bears,I but e.xtending its beneficent influ-: ences to all peoples in its science, itsculture and its humanities. We areproud of its faculties, from the griz-I zled old veteran who is its Presidentto the youngest of them all. Dr.I Michelson.“The University of Chicago wasconceived in the spirit of youth, andthank God it still has it. You of thefaculties and we of the trustees areembarked together on a great adven¬ture, and it has only just begun.”! President Hutchins, in a brief ad¬dress to the faculty members, urgedI complete departmental cooperation,and greater remuneration for theI University teaching staff,j Dr. .\nton J. Carlson, head of thedepartment ot physiology, represent-j ed the faculty.I More Selectivity“There are schools and collegeswithout number to minister to thosewho seek a college education for its' nominal value. I wonder if there hasnot come a time when a greater de¬gree of selectivity can obtain in ourgreat University. The requirementin such selection should be more thanscholarship; it should include person-: ality and character, and above all thecapacity for initiative and leadership.The student here should be not onlyreceptve but productive.NEW PLACEMENTHEAD OUTLINESFUTURE PLANS(Continued from page 1)is part of the bureau’s program ofvocational guidance.In addition to the services whicnthe bureau will offer to graduatingseniors, the work of securing part-time jobs for men and women oncampus and working their waythrough school will continue asusual. Mr. Kennan is the agent forthe men, and Miss Wood for womenseeking positions.CLASSIFIED ADSTO RENT — Furn. flat. 5738Maryland Ave. 8 rms. Stm. Mod.$20 per wk. Nicely furn. SuitableOriental students. Englewood 4708FOR SALE—Portable RemingtonTypewriter. Used six months. $30.224 W. Garfield Blvd Blvd. 2770F'OR S.\LE—Underwood StandardTypewriter, $25. Good condition.Parsons. 8034 Ellis .Avenue. Stew.3747.AN AMAZING BARGAIN—1929model Ford Sport Coupe, dark bluewith gray cloth top, only threemonths old in superb condition, andcompletely covered by insurance. CallDexter Masters at Hyde Park 3250or Dorchester 3318. Will sell for$450 cash.TERESA DOLANBEN SMITZDORFSchool of Dancing1208 'East 63rd StreetYoung and old taught to dance..\dults’ lessons strictly private. Noone to watch or embarrass you.Day or EveningI'elephone Hyde Park 3080 THIS WAY OUTj (Continued from sports page)j played excellent football for the OldMan, two seasons past, was an L. F.A. man. He wasn’t good enough tomake the team out there. HarveyStraub, now of Michigan, playedbaseball and football at Lake Forest.4cademy. He made the fumble thatlost Michigan’s game with Ohio Statetwo years ago. Robin Ball, of OhioState, was also at L. F. A. when therest of these men were. He was inend on several .411-American selec¬tions.Mr. Ralph Jones, who recently ac¬cepted a job coaching the Cardinals,a professional aggregation, was theL. F» .4. coach and he had the abovewealth of material to deal with. Lake 1 Forest was undisputedI Football Champion of the U.j in ’23 and ’24. Jones was a cleverj basketball technician and he had aj whole new team put on the floor atI the half. The Jones backboard, re¬cently considered by the Big Nine ishis invei^tion as are the Jones bas¬ketball shoes.MORAL: Iowa should play a fewprep schools.President Lowell, of Harvard, whorecently advocated a schedule of onemajor athletic competition a year,was no doubtless, influenced by thenewspaper story of the football play¬er who, shot in the head while hunt¬ing, suffered a severe headache but !returned to school the following day.ADIOS. TEST STUDENTS ON. EVENTS OF YEAR(Continued from page 1)twice by Princeton, and once by Har¬vard.The three hour exam given willcover the facts and an interpretationof the world-wide events from .4pril1, 1929, up to the time of the exam,.March 5, 1930. Mr. Gosnell recom¬mends that those University studentswho are seriously considering enter¬ing the contest should begin worknow, both because of the field to becovered and because of the high de¬gree of the competition given by theother universities.AcademyS. A.CHAS • A • STEVENS ’ & ’ BROSThe Petitie Collegiansknows her lines and takes her cue fromThe Junior-Deb SalonFor a.\ i.vfok.marI>A.\'rK Olt A COZY—note thee graceful new-even hemline and fullskirt, and the little bow-sleeve of thi.s frock inl-'lat Crepe. ^17.50.Young, but not ingenue are the Frocksand Wraps in Stevens’ modern room—The Junior-Deb Salon. Sketchedare four types of costumes amodern maid must have, tomeet the social requirementsof the average co-ed.There are dozensmore, just as charm¬ing!Sizes 1 I-I 3-1 5-1 7Junior Deb-SalonFifth FloorI-'OR F( )R.M.ALS—nothinghas more chic tlian Taf¬feta. This Frock wears aV-decolletage at back, a1) o w . and 1) o u f f a n tflounces, $39.50. F O U ’T W K K ACTS.COMI.VCS A.Vlt (50INGS—a. .soft Himny Coat ofWhite Hare is regal-look¬ing yet surprisingly in¬expensive at $65.SUNDAY - NIGHT SIH’-1*KRH AND DI.NNERDATF3S call for an im-portiint frock of Chiffonand Black Lacc like thi.s.with a detachable sleeve¬less jacket, $25.