SUBSCRIBE TO THEDAU.Y MAROONVol. 29. No. 38. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY. DECEMBER 11. 1929 T oday’a Weather:Occasional rain; no de¬cided change in tem¬perature.Price Five CentaGIVE RESULTS OFFINANCIAL DRIVEFOR SEnLEMENT\Additional Proceeds ToSwell Total InNear FutureTo date, proceeds from the Settle¬ment drive approach the twenty-fivehundred dollar mark according tothe statement issued yesterday byMiss Gladys Finn, University audit¬or. To this are still to be added fur¬ther amounts from the several act¬ivities of Settlement Night whichhave not yet been fully compiled.Tag day, December 3, netted areturn of $129.47; the actualamount collected was $143.67, with$14.20 being deducted for expenses.Gordon Smith, Alpha Delta Phi, andEvelyn Stenson, Mortar Board,served as co-chairmen of this phaseof Settlement activity.The Tea dance, November 22,cleared $22.25, over the $25.00 forthe orchestra, and $6.50, for tickets.Marion Eckhart, Sigma, assumed thedirect responsibility for the dance.Besides these items, the total hasbeen contributed to by Settlementnight, the finance drive, and dona¬tions. The finance drive added ma¬terially to the sum, aggregatingmore than any year previous amongthe fratemifies. Money is still com¬ing in from the clubs. At noon lastMonday, the Alpha Delts had turnedin $360.00, the Dekes, $357.50, thePhi Gams, $210.00 It is estimatedthat the total fraternity contribu-(Continued on page 4)ALBERT W. PALMERWILL OFFICIATEAT CONVOCATION Geologists Revel inTrue Camp FashionCamp clothes will crash a partyon Friday, the thirteenth in Ros-enwald 49, when the Geology de¬partment celebrates its firstChristmas camp party. Facultymembers, graduate students, andundergraduates specializing inGeology will be completely at¬tired in their camp clothes withthe exception of hobnail shoes,which must be left at home by therequest of the Buildings andGrounds committee.Besides the slides of summercamps, the feature of the eveningwill be Dr. J. Harlan Bretz’sshort lecture on “Nize Baby.”Keith Bowers of the Universitychoir will lead in the singing ofthe geologists' marching songs.To carry out the main idea,the refreshments will be servedin typical camp style, the sand¬wiches in paper bags and the cof¬fee in cans. Second Issue of “La Critique**Appears Tomorrow; Flails PhoenixAlbert W. Palmer, newly electedpresident of the Chicago TheologicalSeminary, will speak at the Univer¬sity convocation serv’ices Sunday.Dr. Palmer succeeds Ozora Davis aspresident of the Semniary. He wasformerly minister in Honolulu,Hawaii, and is now pastor of thefirst Congregational church at OakPark.The new president is the authorof many books and has been a fre¬quent speaker before student assem¬blies. At the regular Friday chapelservices. Dean Gilkey will officiate.The services Friday and Sunday willmark the completion of the programof the University chapel for the fallquarter. Seventy-Six AreInitiated to GreenCaip Honor QubSeventy-six freshmen were form¬ally inducted into the order of theGreen Cap at the annual initiation,which was held last night at 9:30 inthe Tower room of Mandel hall.The freshmen first met in thenorth lounge of the Reynolds club,and then proceeded to the Towerroom.Mr. McLean of the Men’s Com¬mission, in a short speech, said thatthe Green Cap was the symbol ofthe transition from high schoolyouths to University students, andthen introduced the “Grand OldMan.”Mr. Stagg had scarcely started hisspeech when the tower chimes rangout the Alma Mater, and an impres¬sive stillness hung over the room un¬til the bells had quieted. In going(Continued on page 4)GILKEY RETURNSDean Charles W. Gilkey is expect¬ed to return today from a trip tothe east, which included speakingengagements at Brown and Cornelluniversities. He spoke Sunday atCornell, in Ithaca, N. Y., at a reg¬ular student service. He spoke onthe subject “The Influence of At¬mosphere.” Dean Gilkey was alsothe principal speaker at one ofBrown’s special convocations yester¬day. CRIMINOLOGY DEPT.SI!OWS LIE DETECTORTO FAMOUS VISITORDr. Frieda Bahl, Juvenile courtjudge in Berlin, Germany, who hasbeen observing the criminology workin all of the larger cities in thecountry, visited the University towitness Leonarda Keeler’s lie detect¬or. According to Dr. Bahl, she isvery much facinated, although notthoroughly convinced of the prac-tibiiity of the machine.The detector, which observes thequantitive changes in the heart pres¬sure of the suspiected criminal whenhe is asked questions, is an out¬growth of the blood pressure ma¬chine long used in medical circles.Mr. Keeler, who graduated fromStanford University, while taking apre-medic course saw the practicaluse that might be made of the bloodpressure machine and perfected thedetector. By Louis Ridenour, 11Directing a verbal barrage againstthe “Phoenix,” the University’smonthly dose of humor, the secondissue of “La Critique” is to appearon campus tomorrow. Betty AnnDucey, the editor, points out, how¬ever, that the magazine can praiseas well as criticize.Relative to “La Critique,” LeeTaylor Casey, formerly a memberof the faculty of the University ofDenver, says in a Denver, Colorado,paper: “Apparently the method ofattracting wide attention nowadaysis to state a platitude with specialemphasis. At least that is the wayin which “La Critique,” the Univer¬sity of Chicago’s most highbrow ofhighbrow publications, has achievedthat end. For, by saying that agirl either goes to college to get aneducation or to get a husband, “LaCritique” already has aroused a na¬tional discussion.“Of course, this fashion of em¬phasizing the obvious is the out¬growth of a revolt against a recentcritical tendency. It is simply thereversal of the system employed bythe Meckenian school, which in it¬self was to reverse the acceptedideas.”The practice, he continues, ofturning platitudes upside down, thefounding of which has been ascribedto Mecken, though both Oscar Wildeand Gilbert K. Chesterton had pre¬ceded him, has already too many followers. The doctrine has beentoo common to attract widespreadinterest today. This is probably thereason that the statement in re¬gard to the aims of the eo-ed haswon special interest.Though this statement in regardto college girls has aroused wide¬spread rebellion, says Mr. Casey, itis indubitably accurate. In his ex¬perience as an instructor in journal¬ism and freshman English, he at¬tained a certain degree of acquaint¬ance with the workings of the under¬graduate female mind.More than half of the students inhis courses were young women,probably, he says, because the wordhas spread that journalism was a“pipe.” The young women whowere “so fortunate” as to be as¬signed to his classes he supposesare leading highly useful lives some¬where today. But with one excep¬tion—that of an immigrant fromRussia, who had come to Coloradofrom the east side of New York andspoke English with a strong accentthough she wrote unusually well—not one of them betrayed the slight¬est interest in either Freshman Eng¬lish or journalism.Most of the men who took thecourse are working in newspaper of¬fices, but the women who spentthree hours a week listening to lec¬tures on the history of newspapermaking and who studied head writ-(Continued on page 2) Here’s the Petition:(From the Phoenix)We, the undersigned citizensof the city of Chicago, Countyof Cook, State of Illinois, mem¬bers in good standing of the Uni¬versity of Chicago, prompted bythe spirit of Christian., and civicpurity, do earnestly petition thatall nude statuary exposed to thepublic eye be draped or removedfrom the public gaze; such statu¬ary being:(a) Lorado Taft’s “Solitude ofthe Soul.”(b) “The Fountain of Time,”by the same.(c) “The Fountain of the GreatLakes,” by the same.(a) Alvin Polacek’s “Spirit ofMusic” (the upper part), andothers too numerous to mention.We call upon the God-fearingcitizenry of Chicago for supportin this crusade for the preserva¬tion of the highest of Americanideals.DRAMATIC ASS’N.INITIATES FIFTYNew Members AdmittedBy Participation inProductionTableau and PageantFeature Openings ofCostume ExhibitionHelen of Troy, Cleopatra, Solo- CAROLS TO USHERIN XMAS SPIRITAT BOND CHAPELChristmas songs will be carolledmon, and the Queen of Sheba are j by the Divinity School chorus thisafternoon at 4:30 in Joseph Bondchape!. The services will be open¬ed with an organ prelude, “In DulciJubilo” by Johann Sebastian Bachand the “Pastoral Symphony” from“Mesiah” by George Friedrich Han¬del.scheduled to appear in person at theformal opening of the CostumeWorkshop Thursday night at 8:30in the old Belfield gymnasium to aselect group of invited guests—namely, the faculty and certainprominent citizens.A tableau scene from “Anthonyand Cleopatra” enacted by mem¬bers of the Dramatic associationtransformed by creations of the fol¬lowers of “Kostumkund” will headthe events of the evening. Then,“all the grandeur that was Greece,”Egypt, Babylon, Bysantium, andRome will parade across the stage—this time the students of the course incostumes they themselves have made.Next the afore-mentioned selectgroup will witness a wig-dressingcontest—to the tune of a time-clock.Finally, Mrs. Minna Schmidt, the(Continued on page 2) An invocation will follow “Christ¬mas ong,” a carol, by Gustav Holst,the chorus will continue with a chor¬ale, “Break Forth, 0 Beauteous,Heavenly Light,” by Johann Sebas-(Continued on page 2) Fifty new members were initiatedinto the Dramatic association lastnight at the home of Howard Wil¬lett All those who for the firsttime have taken some active part ina production sponsored by the asso¬ciation this quarter were invited tobecome members. The initiates are;Abie Ainbinder, Luis Alvarez,Marion Anderson, Claribel Brown,John Crowley, Burton Doherty,Jeannette Edwards, Jane Ensminger,Birdie Errant, Rowland Edwards,Louis Galbraith, Robert Garen,Stanley Goodfriend, Natalie Gordon,Mary Greenstone, Eugene Gubser,Mildred Hackl, Marjorie Hamilton,Betty Harlan, Rebecca Hayward,Elizabeth Jones, Alice Kaufman,(Continued on page 4)CASTILLO SPEAKS ON“RUBEN DARIO” ATSPANISH CLUB TODAYWoman Center, of Family Welfare;Hence Monogamy, Saysi Dr. Yarros“Monogamy has lasted longerthan any other form of marriage,”said Dr. Rachelle Yarros in her lec¬ture on “Social Hygiene in Relationto Family Life” given yesterday inCobb 110. Monogamy has lasted be¬cause the human infant is the mosthelpless of all organisms and musthave definite parents to give it helpand care so it can survive. All ani¬mals have the instinct to preservetheir offspring, though some youngorganisms become independent be¬fore others.In early history, the family wasthe center of all functions. Thewoman was the center of that fam¬ily, since clothing and food for the rest of the family depended uponher. Perhaps she was unhappy inher role, but she was too busy torealize it. Now, a readjustment isnecessary for the age of specializa¬tion has changed the life of thefamily.Dr. Yarros quoted statistics fromCatherine B. Davis showing that outof one thousand married womenfrom all over the United States, 892have said they were happily married.The majority of these women prac¬tice birth control, the knowledge ofwhich they have voluntarily ob¬tained.Thi» subject will be continued ina second lecture given today by Dr.Yarros at 2:30 in Cobb 110. Industrial LeagueSecretary AddressesSocialists TonightPaul Porter, traveling secretaryof the League for Industrial Demo¬cracy, and a reporter for the “Na¬tion,” New York liberal magazine,will speak before members of theSocialist club at 7:30 tonight in theGraduate clubhouse. Mr. Porter,lyho has just returned from severalmonths of work in the Noi h Caro¬lina textile strike districts, willspeak on “Capitalism in the South.”The Socialist club has joh.ed withthe Liberal and Channing clubs inan effort to gather clothing, shoes,and funds for the southern strikers.Bundles may be left at Ida NoyesHall, Reynolds Club, or MeadvilleHouse. “Ruben Dario” will be the sub¬ject upon which Carlos Castillo, as¬sistant professor of Spanish, willspeak at a meeting of Le CirculoEspanol this afternoon at 3:30 inIda Noyes hall.Following the meeting, plans willbe discussed for the annual fiestawhich will be given in January. LeCirculo Espanol is the organizationfor students of Spanish. The offi¬cers elected for this year are: Flor¬ence Sprinkle, president; Lois Nash,vice-president; Mildred Anderson,secretary; and Dorothy Supple,treasurer.ORGAN PROGRAMPorter Heaps will play: Batiste’s“Vox Celeste,” Buxtehude’s “VonGott will ich nicht lassen,” Archer’s“Ballade,” Bach’s “In dulci jubilo,”Mason’s “Cloister Scene,” Lemare’s“Gavotte Moderne,” Faulkes’ “Allegro” from “Sonata II,” in his or¬gan recital today at 6 in the Uni¬versity chapel. Final Exam Schedule:Read ’Em and WeepFinal examinations for the fallquarter will be held next Wed¬nesday, Thursday, and Friday ac¬cording to the following schedule:8 classes, Thursday, 8-10.9 classes, Friday, 8-10.10 classes, Wednesday, 8-10.11 classes, Wednesday, 1:30-3:30.12:30 classes, Friday, 1:30-3:30.1:30 classes, Thursday, 10:30-12:30.2:30 classes, Friday, 10:30-12:30.3:30 classes, Thursday, 1:30-3:30.4:30 classes, Wednesday, 4:30-G:30. Y. W. LUNCHEON,TEA, AND FOODSALE NET $103One hundred and three dollars isthe net result of the food .sale, lunch¬eon, and tea given by the Y. W.C. A. at the Bazaar held last Fridayfor the benefit of their general bud¬get. Approximately one hundredand fifty campus women attendedthe luncheon served in the sun par¬lor of Ida Noyes hall.Because of the commission allow¬ed to some of the saleswomen, theamount realized from the gifts,which ranged from dolls to wastebaskets and back to jewelry, has notbeen determined. The special foodsale, which included the candy,netted exactly fifty-three dollars.While the money goes into the gen¬eral budget it is very probable thatit will be expended on activities of WAR DECLARED;PHDENIX STANDTOUCHY SUBJECT<< Make Country Safe forCigar Store Indians/Is PleaOPPOSITION ADAMANTDrapeless StatuaryCauses CampusFlareBy Nicholas John MatsoukasIn an effort to make the countrysafe for the Cigar Store Indians, thePhoenix has gone into print champ¬ioning the cause of the “Society forthe Preservation of Christian andCivic Purity.” The name of theoriginator of this noble idea his notas yet been revealed, but it is be¬lieved that he hails from the backmountains of Tennessee. In a peti¬tion drawn up on the evening ofOct. 5, 1929, he, this pious Tennes¬seean, together with Louis Engeland James Farrell, prominent cam¬pus celebrities, declare themselvesagainst all nude statuary. Up tothis date their efforts have attracteda lot of attention. Jack Jones ofthe Dill Pickle fame. Dean Boucher,Maxwell Bodenheim, arch Bohemianof the Republic, Shailer Matthews,Frank O’Hara, Jack Sullivan, found¬er of the Slow club, and NormanEaton, star of the Dramatic 'asso¬ciation, have joined hands with theleaders of this movement, and as weare informed by the statements ofthe Phoenix,“Let we who care to see God’s powerDisplayed in art each day, eachhour;— *Help to shatter evil’s pride.We must in clothes nude statueshide!”The chairman of this new societyis Louis Engel, who was unanimous¬ly elected to such a high office byvirtue of his virtues. Having de¬serted The Daily Maroon, he has in¬trenched his headquarters in the of¬fices of The Phoenix. The reasonfor his withdrawal has been the dis¬covery that the sympathies of thispublication are not identical with hisnoble and lofty ideals on life andmorality. As a result of this unex¬pected friction Edwin Levin, man¬aging editor of this publication, is(Continued on page 2)THREE COURSES AREFILLED IN SECONDREGISTRATION DAYAfter two days of registration forthe winter quarter, three classes arealready filled, it was learned fromthe University Recorder last night.Registration will continue today, to¬morrow, and Friday.The classes that are full are:Economies 103a, Economics 103b,and English 131a.Today students whose names be-the Y. W. C. A. in China. The en- j gin with E, H, O, S, or W will signtire profits will be announced in j np from 8:30-'ll:45 and 1:15-4:15the near future. I in Cobb 206.Count Von Luckner, German WarHero, Talks in Mandel FridayCount Felix von Luckner, thej German war hero who never shed adrop of blood in any of his numer¬ous battles, will deliver a talk en¬titled “The Sea Raids of a FriendlyEnemy” Friday, Dec. 13, at 3:30in Mandel hall.Count Luckner, known all overGermany as the “Sea Devil,” is anaristocrat who as a youth ran awayfrom home to become a sailor andwho rose from seaman to be anofficer in the Imperial GermanNavy. He was a favorite of theKaiser and a rough-and-ready char¬acter noted for direct action andsulphurous language. How he brokethrough the British blockade with a sailing ship, captured fourteenAllied ships worth $25,000,000 andsent them to the bottom of theocean, but without the loss of asingle life, is told by him in hisbook “The Sea Devil.” His ship,the “Sea Eagle,” became a veritablehotel upon which were kept in lux¬ury every captain, member of crew,and passengers who happened to betraveling upon Allied ships.The talk Friday afternoon wrill beon incidents taken from the adven¬turous life of this man, who hassuch a long and colorful list of in¬cidents to choose from. It is a pub¬lic lecture and everyone Is invitedto attend.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER II, 1929iatlg iiaronnFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPubliahed morninsrs, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring uuartera by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates$3.00 per year; by mail, $1.50 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the post office at Chicago,Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressely reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationEDWIN LEVIN, Managing EditorEARLE M. STOCKER, Business ManagerROBERT L. NICHOLSON, Assistant Business ManagerHARRIET DEAN HATHAWAY, Woman’s EditorHENRY D. FISHER, Sports EditorLOUIS H. ENGEL, JR., Chairman Editorial BoardEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTEDWARD G. BASTIAN News EditorEDGAR GREENWALD „..New8 EditorJOHN H. HARDIN News EditorM.\RJORIE CAHILL Junior EditorMARION E. WHITE Junior EditorFRANCES STEVENS Uterary EditorWILLIAM R. HARSHE Whistle EditorSIDNEY GOLDBERG Day EditorMERWIN S. ROSENBERG Day EditorGEORGE T. VAN DERHOEF....Day EditorCLARA ADELSMAN ....Sophomore EditorMARGARET EGAN Sophomore EditorBEATRICE FEUCHTWANGERSophomore EditorLYDIA FURNEY Sophomore EMitorJANE KESNER Sophomore EMitorJANE WERTHEIMER Sophomore EMitor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTABE BLINDER Advertising ManagerLEE LOVENTHAL...Advertising ManagerLOUIS FORBRICH....Circulation ManagerROBERT McCarthy —Sophomore Asst.JAMES McMAHON Sophomore Asst.NED VEATCH Sophomore AsstSPORTS DEPARTMENTALBERT ARKULES Asst. Sports EditorWALTER BAKER Sophomore ElditorHERBERT JOSEPH Sophomore EMitorMARJORIE TOLMANWoman's Sports ElditorTHE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student participation in undergraduate campus activities.2. Promotion of student interest in lectures, concerts, exhibits and othercultural opportunities.3. Abolition of grading systm and extension of research principles.4. Cessation of extensive building program.5. Adoption of a plan for supervised, regulated rushing. OFFICIAL. NOTICESBEAMS IN THE BROTHERS’ EYESThe expulsion of Iowa from the Northwestern Conference hasbeen immediately attended by a series of counter charges, preferredby interested citizens against other members of the Big Ten. Specificindictments have been laid at the doors of Northwestern, Ohio, andWisconsin. These formal charges were duly prepared as affidavitsby four Cedar Rapids business men, none of whom is a graduateof any Big Ten school, in May, 1929, when the Iowa scandal wasfirst revealed, and have now been forwarded to CommissionerGriffith and made public “in the interest of fair play.” Northwesternis accused of having furnished free board for Frank Baker, whoplayed end during the past season; Ohio of having offered ElmerMarek, star half back of the Buckeye team from 1926 to 1928, amonthly stipend of $200; and Wisconsin of having made unethicalattempts to induce Marek to attend college at Madison.The Daily Maroon has anticipated such moves and heartily ap¬plauds them. It is our hope that Iowa partisans may find and pub¬lish sufficient evidence to incriminate every one of the other seveninstitutions who stand already accused by the Carnegie report. Ifsuch charges are forthcoming it will be interesting to note whetherthe coaches and faculty representatives deal out, each' man to hisneighbor, the same stern justice which collectively they rendered inthe case of Iowa. One thing is certain, public interest has beenaroused to the point of sharp vigilance. If these gentlemen of un¬impeachable integrity, who felt it unanimously necessary to condemnIowa, desire to save their own faces they must again assemble inhigh session and throw blackballs at one another with the sameunerring accuracy.The Daily Maroon frankly deplores the Iowa verdict. Some¬times discretion is the better part of valor, expediency the betterpart of virtue. Had the other members of the Big Ten in frankacknowledgement of their own shortcomings re-instated Iowa andset about a private but thorough-going house cleaning, they mighthave spared themselves the decidedly unpleasant ruction which isbiewing. But since the closet door has been opened, the wholeof the conference skeleton must be revealed.TTie Daily Maroon wishes for Iowa a retaliation that is rigor¬ous and unrelenting.REVITALIZED CULTUREThe Daily Maroon’s campaign for a school for the appreciationof music does not concern music alone; it is something more vitalto the morale of the University than just another department, per¬haps a building, and a set of unique courses that may be interesting,may be antidotal to coldness, that may prove typical snap “football”courses.It is a coagulation of those vague, untenuous cultural precipi-tants, those loose threads of art and religion; it is a sedative tounrest; it is an emotional orientation.The proposed project has antagonized those who desire aschool for practical instruction in music; it has evoked response fromthose who see beyond the superficial tenets of the proposition. Itmust mean more than musical training, more than a verbal knowl¬edge of theory; it is a leaven to the whole gamut of temperaments.Some practical instruction is, no doubt, needed as a soundbasis. Some rhetorical treatises, however inadequate, are neededfor background and perfective. j Wednesday, December 11Radio lecture, “The Renaissance,”.Associate Professor Einai Joransonof the History department, 8, StationWMAQ. enza,” Professor Isadore S. Falk ofthe Department of Hygiene and Bac¬teriology, 4:30, Ricketts 1.Divinity chapel, Associate ProfessorWinfred E. Garrison of the DivinitySchool, 11:50, Joseph Bond chapel.Public lecture (Graduate School ofSocial .Administration) “Social Hy¬giene in Relation to Family Life,” Dr.Rachclie S. Yarros, B. D., 2:30, Cobb110.The Junior Mathematical club, “De¬terminants,” Mr. F.. J. McShane, 4,Ryerson Library.Christmas musical service, the Div-nity School Chorus, 4:30, JosephBond chapel.Sixth .Annual Intramural SwimmingCarnival, 7:15, Bartlett Natatorium.Public lecture (Social Science De¬partment) “The Problem of Unem¬ployment lY,” Sir William Beveridge,4:30, Harper .Assembly.Public lecture (Sigma Delta Ep¬silon), “Some Economic Problems inMedicine,” Professor Paul H. Doug¬las of the Graduate School of SocialService. 8, Pathology 117. Physics club: “Fourier CrystalAnalysis,” Doctor Ralph L. Harris,Clinical Associate in Medicine, 4:30,Ryerson 32. TABLEAU AND PAGEANTFEATURES OPENING OFCOSTUME EXHIBITIONPublic lecture (downtown): “TheFirst Civilized Americans,” Assist¬ant Professor Robert Redfield of theDepartment of Sociology and An¬thropology, 6:45, Art Institute.Religious Education club: “Se¬cularism and Religion,” ProfessorEdward S. Ames of the Philosophydepartment, 7:30, Common room.Swift hall.Humanities club;7:45, Classics 20. Mr. Bentley,CAROLS TO USHERIN XMAS SPIRITAT BOND CHAPELThursday, December 12Radio lecture: “The Renaissance,”.Associate Professor Einar Joransonof the History department, 8, Sta¬tion WMAQ.Divinity chapel: Professor JohnT. McNeill of the Divinity school,11:50, Joseph Bond chapel.Public lecture (Graduate Schoolof Social Service Administration);“The Protective Agency and FamilySecurity,” Miss Jessie F. Binford,Superintendent, Juvenile Protectiveassociation, 2:30, Cobb 110.Public lecture (Social Science de¬partments) : “The Problem of Un¬employment, V.” Sir William Bev¬eridge, 4:30, Harper Assembly room. (Continued from page 1)tian Bach; a carol, “Lo How a RoseE’er Blooming,” by Michael Prae-torius; a song, “Joseph, Tender Jos¬eph Mine,” arranged by HeinrichRieniann; and a carol, “Let All Mor¬tal Flesh Keep Silent,” arranged byGustav Holst. After a scripturereading the congregation will sing“.Adeste Fideles.”The chorus will proceed with thecarols, “Slumber Song of the In¬fant Jesus,” by FYancois AugustGevaert; “Bring a Torch, JeanetteIsabella,” an old French tune; and“Oaken Leavse,” an old EnglishRound from “Pammelia.” A chor-.ale, “Now Let Every Tongue AdoreThee,” by Johann Sebsatian Bachwill precede the benediction. Serv¬ices will close with an organ post-lude “Von Himmel Hoch da Komm’Ich Her,” also by Bach.PATRONIZE THE DAILYMAROON ADVERTISER (Continued from page 1)donor of the course, will present theWorkshop to the University.Friday afternoon from 3 to 6 theWorkshop will hold Open House forall who are interested in viewingthe results of the quarter’s labors.Beside the 50 costumes, 80 wigs, acollection of armor, and numerousaccessories, the invisible effects oflessons in make-up, and lectures onthe theory, and application of thedesigning of stage replicas of his¬toric costumes and the history ofcostumes and costume - designing,will be presented.As the result of constant realiza¬tion of the lack of knowledge amongschool directors and students of thepossibilities of stage costuming, thepractical requirements of designingand assembling costumes, or theproper method of ordering costumes.Mrs. Minna Schmidt, having beenthe proprietor of a costume shop forthirty-five years, offered to furnishthe necessary materials for a com¬prehensive course in “Kostumkunde”if the University would furnish thenecessary students and enthusiasm.Seh said that she was pleased withthe work of the eight students nowin the class, especially that of themen, who had never before sewed,but since Oct. 1, they have sewed,hammered, cut, dressed wigs, and inshort, proved themselves quite skill¬ed workmen. The students makeeverything, the costumes, wigs, san¬dals, properties, in so far as theycan. Intricate jewelry is of coursebeyond their limits.This quarter the course has cover¬ed the ancient period. Next quarterit will compass the Renaissance, andin the Spring the modern period.It is a graduate course open to stu¬dents with the permission of thein.structor. Second Issue of CritiqueAppears TcMnonrow,** FlailsPhoenix(Continued from page 1)ing and the work of composing andwriting editorials have sought otherfields of endeavor.' “-And my opinion,” Mr. Casey con¬cludes, “formed for whatever it maybe worth from those who came un¬der my observation, is that, whetherthe co-ed comes to college to get ahusband or not, it is extremely in¬frequent that her aim is to get aneducation.”An innovation in tomorrow’s edi¬tion of “La Critique” is to be anew drama column. The method ofdistribution likewise differs fromthat.which has been employed in thepast. The magazine is to be dis¬tributed at all fraternity houses, inall of the women’s halls and men’sdormitories, at Woodworth’s and theUniversity bookstore, and at Ida No¬yes hall and the Reynolds club. Themagazine, as usual, is free.WAR DECLARED!PHOENIX STANDTOUCHY SUBJECT(Continued from page 1)launching a counter movement forthe draining of the brains of puri¬fied aesthetes, who believe in drap¬ing beautiful statuary such as the“Solitude of the Soul,” or even “TheSpirit ol Music.” It is thereforeurged that the students should ariseagainst these 497 moralists, whohave joined the Christian Civic Pur¬ity Society, and promote bigger andbetter nude statues.Christmas service (Y. W. C. A.),4:30, Ida Noyes hall.History of Religions club: 7:30,Ida Noyes hall.Bacteriology club, “Experimentson the Etiology of Colds and Influ- ERNST ROEHLKArtist Photographer5809 Harper Ave.Phone Hyde Park 8282ELIZABETH OLK-ROEHLKCello InstructorAvailable for Solo andEnsemble Engagements. FRATERNITYJEWELRY STATIONERYDANCE FAVORSSpies Brothers, Inc.27 E. Monroe StAt Wabash 5th FloorLIFE INSURANCE AS A CAREER“The Best Paid Hard Work In The World”APPLY:MORGAN JONES, ManagerPAN-AMERICAN UFE INSURANCE COMPANYChicago Branch568 Insurance ExchangeHarrison 9533Have You Heard the News?From now on every Wednesday night is Maroon Nightat the Venetian Room. RALPH WONDERS and GFIACEKAY WHITE will be there to pep things up, assisted byFREDDY HAMM and his orchestra playing special col¬lege arrangements.Each University of Chicago student may obtain, free,a “Maroon Club” membership card entitling him to aspecial menu at one dollar per person. No additionalcover charge. Get your cards at your fraternity house orThe Daily Maroon office, and let’s be there WednesdayWhile you are here Maroon night, make your reserva¬tions for the big New Year’s Eve party. Entertainment,dancing, excellent supper and favors, all for $7.75 perplate.THE SOUTHMOOR HOTEL67th Street and Stony Island AvenueaScio nTHE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 11, 1929 Page ThreeSTAGE l-M SWIM CARNIVAL TONIGHTTEAMS HAVE COMPLETE SCHEDULES 'FOR COMING YEAR DESPITE IOWA |OUSTER FROM BIG TEN CONFERENCEBasketball Team Has Hardest Schedule In ManyYears for This Season’s CageRaceBASKETBALLJan. 11—Indiana at ChicagoJan. 20—Chicago at WisconsinJan. 26—Northwestern at ChicagoJan. 31—Michigan at ChicagoFeb. 5—Chicago at IllinoisFeb. 8—Purdue at ChicagoFeb. 16—Chicago at IndianaFeb. 22—Wisconsin at ChicagoFeb. 26—Chicago at MichiganMar. 1—Chicago at NorthwesternMar. 6—Illinois at ChciagoMar. 8—Chicago at PurdueBASEBALLApril 19—Chicago at IndianaApril 26—Wisconsin at ChicagoApril 30—Michigan at ChicagoMay 3—Indiana at ChicagoMay 6—Michigan at ChicagoMay 10—Ohio at ChicagoMay 14—Illinois at ChicagoMay 17—Chicago at WisconsinMay 23—Illinois at ChicagoMay 28—Chicago at OhioJune 4—Minnesota at Chicago(2 games)TRACKFeb. 8—Chicago at PurdueFeb. 15—Quadrangular at OhioFeb. 22—<;;hicago at MichiganMar. 1—Chicago at IndianaMar. 22—Michigan State at ChicagoMay 10—Triangular at ChicagoMay 17—Quadrangular at Ohio(outdoor)WRESTLINGJan. 25—Minnesota at ChicagoFeb. 8—Chicago at WisconsinFeb. 22—Illinois at ChicagoMar. 1—Chicago at IllinoisSWIMMINGJan. 10-11—Interscholastic meetJan. 25—Chicago at WisconsinFeb. 1—Chicago at MinnesotaFeb. 15—Purdue at ChicagoMar. 1—Illinois at ChicagoMar. 10—Indiana at ChicagoFOOTBALLOct. 4—To be filledOct. 11—Chicago at WisconsinOct. 18—To be filledOct. 26—Purdue at ChicagoNov. 1—Princeton at ChicagoNov. 8—To be filledNov. 15—Illinois at ChicagoNov. 22—Chicago at MichiganA. A. STAGG The summary action taken by thewestern conference representativesin keeping Iowa out of the Big Ten,thereby changing its organization tothe Big Nine did not affect theschedules which were drawn up last iSaturday. Maroon teams were ableto schedule full programs.As w'as to be expected, Coach !Norgren’s basketeers drew the hard- jest schedule they have cNer been jgiven in many years. The Maroons |meet Wisconsin Indiana, Michigan, !Purdue, Northwestern and Illinois.The first five mentioned teams areoutstanding quintets in the Big Nine. iAnd Illinois, which has been a weak 'sister the last few years, is reputed ito have an unusually strong team :this season. !From the moment the Maroon ibasket squad swings into action on |January 11th, they will keep going jagainst these top-notch opponents ;until March 8th. The Maroons openwith Indiana and close with Purdue,so it looks like the Maroons will be- :gin and finish the season in a high- ily appropriate manner.Although the football schedule ihas not been completed, Chicagofans are certain of witnessing asplendid card in 1930. The Maroons iplay two conference teams, Purdue jand Illinois at home, and also havean intersectional match with Prince- iton scheduled for Stagg Field on INovember 1st. Three open dates :remain to be filled. It is intere.stingto note that the Maroons will haveonly one week to prepare for theconference race, Oct. 4 being thepractice date not yet filled. TheOct. 18 date may also be filled witha practice opponent, but the Nov. 8date is a choice Saturday and willprobably draw a well-known team.Fritz Crisler’s diamond warriorswill do little traveling around theconference in 1930. The Maroonswill play nine of their twelve gamesat home.Following are the schedules forChicago teams in 1930 as drawn upat the annual gathering of the west¬ern conference coaches last Satur¬day, December 7th. Former Big TenFetes A. A. StaggAt Gala DinnerBy Albert ArkuletThe Big Ten as an organizationis now history. But before the finaldecision had been reached which de¬creased the western conference tonine members the old organizationmet in the Drake hotel last Fridayevening and paid a glowing tributeto Amos Alonzo Stagg, dean of di¬rectors and coaches in the country.The dinner was tendered by Mr.E. C. Patterson, for many years anexecutive of Collier’s magazine. Mr.Patterson, who is a friend of Mr..Stagg of long stading, gave the af¬fair in Mr. Stagg’s honor as a testi¬monial to the Old Man’s many yearsof service at the University.Mr. Patterson invited as hisguests all the directors and footballcoaches of the western conferencewho, fortunately, were all assembledin Chicago for the regular two-daysession of the schedule makers. Theother guests included “Babe” Meigs,famous Maroon gridiron warrior onthe peerless Chicago team of 1905,Harvey Woodruff of the ChicagoTribune, Ralph Cannon of the Chi¬cago Daily News, Mr. Patterson’sson, a student at the I^aGrange HighSchool, and Paul Stagg.Following the conclusion of thedinner a motion picture reel was runoff of the coaches giving vent to jsome of post-season comments, jW’hat some of the coaches mighthave said but didn’t would havemade interesting reading in thenewspapers: since it was confined tothe immediate limits of the party thecoaches had a good laugh at one an¬other’s expense.Then came the speeches, all ofthem in the nature of glowing trib¬utes Harvey Woodruff started the iball rolling, and by the time all thecoaches had responded. Coach Staggwas visibly affected.Fielding Yost, the grand old manof Michigan, spoke of Coach Staggin terms that hardly suggested thatfor almost thirty years the two menhad been rivals. Despite their good-natured rivalry on the gridiron, the ;two men have been very closefriends and with George Huff, ath-lefc chieftain of Illinois, weldedwhat was the Big Ten into a com¬pact organization.It was inevitable that Bob Zup-pke would be called on for a speech.“Zup,” who sat opposite the OldMan at the dinner, had regaled thecongregation with some of his choic-CHICAGOCIVIC OPERArickets for all performances$1.00 to $6.00In care of Lyon & Healy870 East 63rd StreetI’laza .1010—Mr. K. H. YoungAlso repreesnling Shakespeareanplayers presented by I'ritz Leiber est stories, so when he was askedto say a few words, intsead of res¬ponding in a serious vein, he toldan amusing anecdote about CoachStagg. It was Zuppke’s inimitablemanner of lauding a fellow coach.Zuppke also remarked on the Illi-nois-Chicago encounter. It seems hestill hasn’t gotten over the Maroon jaerial attack which dazzled the 'mini.In responding. Coach Stagg thank- WOMEN’S FENONGCLASSES OFFEREDWINTER QUARTERWomen’s fencing classes, both be¬ginning and advanced, will meetagain at the beginning of next quar¬ter on Mondays and Wednesdays at5 in the corrective gymnasium ofIda Noyes hall.According to Alvar Hermanson,who will continue the instruction ofboth classes, there is room for moreadvanced fencers as well as begin¬ners. The prices for the series often lessons will be $3.50, providedfifteen sign up for the classes.Masks and foils are furnished bythe Women’s Department of Phy¬sical Education.ed all the coaches and directors forthe many compliments bestowedupon him. In characteristic fashion,he declaimed the honor of being anybetter than his fellow coaches ordirectors and declared that the din¬ner was a tribute to the record ofthe Big Ten as an organization,rather than to him alone. jCoach Stagg spoke feelingly of 1his friend, George Huff, more fam- Iiiiarly known as “G” Huff. Huff, |Yost and Stagg have been with theconference since it was a foundling 1and a firm bond exists between all ,three men. Both to Yost and toHuff the Old Man paid his deepestrespects.The Old Man, in colsing, hopedthat the Big Ten would continue as |an organization. He declared that |if the rest of the coaches would fol-!low the triumvirate the Big Ten |would continue to prosper. It was ;obvious from The Old Man’s re- ■marks that he sincerely hoped Iowa !would not be banned from the con- |ference. His speech, simple and jbrief as it was, made a deep im- jpression on all those present, and Iwhen the Old Man concluded, the jentire assemblage arose and cheered jhim to an echo.WOMEN PLAN LASTHIKE OF QUARTER ^FOR THIS SATURDAYThe last organized hike of the jquarter sponsored by W. A. A. will Itake place Saturday, December 14from 2-6 p. m. Hikers will leavethe Dearborn street station at 2:02and hike from the station in Chi¬cago Heights to a forest preserveabout two miles out. The returntrain will* reach the Dearborn sta¬tion at 6:25. Railroad fare will beninety-five cents.For women interested in usinghiking as a minor activity for en¬trance in W. A. A. this is the lastchance this quarter to take pai’t in jan organized trip.PATRONIZE THE DAILYMAROON ADVERTISERSThe Old Man’s opinion played nmajor part in the affair over Iowa. • THE LOOP OF CHICAGO •LAKE FRONT — GRANT PARK LAKF FRONT' •>*NORTH HICniGAN AVCNLC SOtTtlNORTH' » STATE STREET • SOOTHA MarshcUl Field’i B Warren Piper <t Co. C Chas. A. Stevens D Mandel Bros. B Carson Pirie ScottF Palmer House G Baskin’s H I. Miller dt Sons 1 A. G. Spaulding J The HubK Davis Co. \. Public Library M Chicago Athletic N University Club O Illinois AthleticTwenty-five thousand alumni buy diamonds and platinum jewelry from The House ofWarren Piper because they learned while in college that this firm sells better fraternity jewelryfor lower prices. Prove that for yourself. Members of your chapter are welcome here. -• WARREN PIPER & CO. • Fraternity Jewelry ♦ 31 NORTH STATE STREET •Nm« oSices, private show rooms dnd faewry on the tenth floor PIENTY OF AaiON IS EXPECTEDIN FINALS OF THE SIXTH ANNUALl-H SWIMMING CARNIVAL TONIGHTFeature of Evening WiU Be Polo Match Between theVarsity and Alumni; Deltii Sigs andI%i Sigs Qualify Many MenIf the qualifying round may betaken as a criterion, then the SixthAnnual Swimming Carnival to beheld tonight at Bartlett, under thesupervision of the Intramural De¬partment will be a huge success.Competition in the earlier roundsfor the right to participate in thefinals has been exceptionally keenbut only five entries remain in eachevent to contest for the champion¬ship.Ted Canty, well known announcer,will be master of ceiemonies tonightand Dick Lindland of the IntramuralDepartment has charge of the carni¬val. The University Band under thedirection of Palmer Clark will en¬tertain before the meet itself getsunder way.At 7:30, the finals in the Intra¬mural relay will be called. Thequalifiers are as follows:1. Delta Sigmai Phi2. Alpha Delta Phi3. Kappa Sigma *4. Delta Kappa Epsilon5. Phi Kappa PsiBest time 1.31 made by DeltaSigma Phi.At 7:40 the finals in the 40 yardbreast stroke will be held. The fivequalifiers are:1. Powers, Deke2. Lauman, Phi Sig3. Goodfriend, Z B T4. Kadin, K. N.5. Lewin, Tau DeltBest time 1.23 made by Powers.At 7:50 the 40 yard free styleevent will be called. The five qual¬ifiers are:1. Powers, Deke2. Priess, Phi Sig3. Lloyd, Delta Sig4. Tingle, Phi Psi5. Peska, Delta SigBest time made by Powers 22 flat..4t 7:55 George Lebret and BudMarron of Hyde Park High will of¬fer a novelty event in fancy diving.Marron is the National Interschol¬astic High Diving Champ.The finals for the 60 yard BackStroke event will be announced at8:05. The qualifiers are:1. Stevens, D U2. Griffin. Delta Sig3. Harrison, D U4. Pallas, Phi Gam5. Cowley, Phi Delta ThetaBest time by Stevens, 46 flat.At 8:10 the finals in the 100 yard free style wrill be held. The final¬ists are as follows:1. Barnett, Phi Sig2. Peska, Delta Sig3. Cameron, Sigma Chi4. Earlandson, Kappa Sig5. Goodnov/, Kappa SigThe fancy diving event will beheld at 8:15. The finalists are:1. Griffin, Delta Sig2. Cushman, Deke3. Summers4. Lloyd, Delta Sig5. Beardsley. Phi Pi PhiAt 8:35 the 220 yard free stylewill get under v/ay. The participantsare:1. Barnett, Phi Sig2. Priess, Phi Sig3. Goodnow, Kappa Sig4. East, Phi Psi5. Johnson, Delta SigThe next number on the programwill be an exhibition of fancy div¬ing by Hugh Buffington of HydePark High School, one of the out¬standing prep divers in the country.The lad knows his diving techniqueand his performance should be afine sight for sore eyes.Four teams Hyde Park, Engle¬wood, Lindblom and Tilden will com¬pete in the Invitation High schoolrelay event. Each team will be com¬posed of six men each swimming 40yards for a total of 240 yards. Thefour teams all from south sectionschools are keen rivals and this willafford an opportunity for one tolay its claim to swimming sup¬remacy.One of the features of the eve¬ning will be a polo match betweenthe Varsity team and the Alumni.The Alumni team will have in thelineup such men as Rittenhouse,Captain of Polo 1928, Fellenger,Captain of swimming 1928, White,All-Conference water polo team,Krogh, Conference guard in polo,Merriam, Captain of polo in 1923,and Petrolewitz, Captain of Polo in1926.Some of the Varsity men who willsee action in the game are CaptainBartoli, Szold, Stephenson, McMil¬lan, Moore, Brislin, McMahon, Rit¬tenhouse, and Plimpton. Plenty ofaction will be provided in this tiltfor the Varsity men are out to downthe famous Alumni.hen you burn /r\ themidnight oii, provide for theextra tax on body and brain.Shredded Wheat—for the iatesupper and next morning’sbreakfast—suppiies the extravigor you need.ShreddedWheatPleasant to eat—easy to digestji4liUil'i;iJJPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 11, 1929THE FRATRES PREPAREFOR EXAMSHISDI“Hazlitt,” said Teddy Linn theother day, “made his own grammar,”and the babe in front of me mur¬mured “She must have been awfullyattractive.”There is no pleasing people thesedays. Must be the weather or “ath¬lete’s foot” or something. A1 Arku-les called me a “'Babbitt” and TeddyLinn referred to me as an “aesthete”on successive days. My Deke friendat Williams writes that paganism isthe current pose. Should I drapemyself in a toga and bow down toRaymond Duncan whose sandeledfeet are braving New York’s snows?Von Ammon is the true god andHenkle is his prophet! The sar¬donic Arkules think I am just an¬other Hail Fellow All Wet. Therewill be no rebuttal until the windchanges to the south. SEVENTY-SIX AREINITIATED TO GREENCAP HONOR CLUBCHILDREN’S SECTIONDown in Manhattan publishers andauthors of children’s books are inconference. Is the fantastic fairytale to be allowed? Why not mod¬ern stories? These are the ques¬tions discussed.And Red Riding Hood, no doubt-N less, will be banned in Boston for,“How could little Red Riding HoodHave had such a peculiar ethicalcodeAnd still keep the woof woof (HelenKane) from the door?”And perhaps we will have storiesof Slicky the Bucket Shop Boy withhis shiny fur coat and how he liveshigh, high, up in a roof bungalow,or of Dogmo the Professor who sitsin a 'corner of the garden with hismouth open.IT LOOKS LIKE A MAROONCHRISTMASHal Haydon says of the ChristmasIssue of the Maroon, “If I werecast on a desert island with a Christ¬mas Issue of The Daily Maroon Icould hardly consider myself ma¬rooned.”Bill Harshe says, “If I were caston a desert island with a beautifulgirl and a Christmas Issue of TheMaroon I would probably throw thegirl away.”The Wooden ndian says “wehadda bath tub once but the wheelscame off, so we threw it away.”Is the WOODEN INDIANreally Santa Claus? See theXmas Issue with HIS picture.Disclosed at last! Can you wait?The latest word from The HonorCommission is to get your Christmascribbing done early.FIJI.FRIDAY NITE ISCOLLEGE NITEFREE DRINKSwhich meansGinger Ale, Lemonades, Soft Drinks.All that you can consume—in otherwords everything in glasses free—the entire cost of an evening’s funhere is only $1.10 per person.“To Bert Kelly of (Chicago goes thecredit for originating the Jazz band.”—Sat. Evening Post“I consider Kelly’s Stables the realChicago night life atmosphere.”—D. W. Griffiths (Continued from page 1)on with his talk, Mr. Stagg told theinteresting story of his connectionwith the origin of the old Univer-1 sity custom of having the AlmaMater played on the chimes eachnight at 10:05.Harold Haydon and Dan Autrythen passed out the Green Capbadges to the successful candidates.After this the Green Cappers re¬tired again to the north lounge toelect their officers. James Porterwas elected president, with JeromeJontry, secretary-treasurer. GIVE RESULTS OFFINANCIAL DRIVEFOR SETTLEMENTFor Auld Lang SyneThe Anvil Chorus SCENE IN FOSTER (Continued from page 1)tion will pass the thousand mark.Mortar Board leads the clubs with$250.00, Chi Rho Sigma followingwith $92.50.The Settlement night returns havenot been co.mpiled because the ex¬penses of the Dramatic associationhav not beer submitted. WilliamKincheloe, C li Psi, co-chairman ofSettlement night with Charlotte Sae-man, Quadrangler, can give no de¬finite statement as to the accuratereturns as yet, but feels that thegeneral response to the ticket sale,and the booth sales should result ina substantial final amount.Club Sisters, Too, Prepare for Exams DRAMATIC ASS’N.INITIATES FIFTY(Continued from page 1)Justin Komiss, Thomas Lester, De¬borah Libby, Byron Lippman, HarryMoore, Frances Oakes, ElizabethParker, Kenneth Parrott, CharlesMAKE A WISHThen Drink Some Tea And In Your Cup The WitchWill See Just What The Future Is To Be.Afternoon Tea 50cWITCH KITCH INN6325 Woodlawn AvenueTable D’Hote Luncheon 40c Dinner 75c Phillips, Audrey Pierce, LeonardPoegel, John Pratt, Betty Schmidt,Robert B. 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