I*. XV* XV.v'JV#. >k'.(tf Vi■I/rrf/I.I,i SUBSCRIBE TO THEDAILY MAROON tU^e Battp JRaroon T oday’a Weather:Continued mild, vdthsome cloudiness.Vol. 29. No. 36. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. FRIDAY, DECEMBER 6. 1929 price Five Cent*OPEN SEHLEMENT SHOW TONIGHTANNUAL TORTUREIS ON-TUXEDOSAGAIN IN ORDERFive Formal Dancr.s andA Bowery PartyOn ProgramClara V. AdeltmanAfter Settlement Night, a numberof formal dances will monopolizethe fraternity houses this week-end.The Blackstone hall winter formal’ is the only exception to theClosed night rule. The WGN orches¬tra will furnish the entertainmentat Blackstone from 9:30 to 12.The S. A. E. Bowery dance willtrot to the tune of Albright's or¬chestra Saturday from 9:30 to12:30. The dancers will comeequipped with costumes of the OldNew York period (a la DiamondLil).Kappa Nu has a formal scheduledfor Saturday, which they’ve called“A Night in Paris.” Phil Dona¬hue’s orchestra will furnish theParisian atmosphere. The dancewill last from 9:30 to 2.Phi Gamma Delta’s dance is anartist’s party with decorations andsmocks. Howard Marsh from “Show-boat” will be there and the musicwill be by Lou Sale’s orchestra.Sigpna Chi will celebrate with aformal dinner dance from 10 to 3 onSaturday. Three girls from “TheNew Moon” are expected, and theSociety Syncopators will furnish themusic.Phi Sigma Delta will hold aformal house dance on Saturdayfrom 10 to 1. The affair will begiven the atmosphere of a nightclub party.Chi Psi’s house dance from 9 to 3is also formal. Johnny Cobin’s or¬chestra will provide the music.The Pi Delta Phi alumnae willget together at a bridge party Sat¬urday at 2:30 in Ida Noyes hall.(Continued on page 4)The Daily MaroonReminds You That—Friday, December 6Settlement night, 8:30, Mandelhall.Blackstone hgll formal, 9:30.British club meeting, 8, Grad¬uate clubhouse.Eta Sigma Phi Roman banquet,6, Ida Noyes hall.Rush Medical college, annualfaculty and student reception, 8,at Rawson library. Dr. JamesBryan Herrick, professor of med¬icine will be the speaker.Saturday, December 7Dames club, Christmas carols,3, Ida Noyes hall.Hitchcock hall quarterly dance,9 to 1.Settlement night, 8:30, Mandelhall.Sunday, December 8Opera club meeting, 7 to 10,Ida Noyes hallMonday, December 9Midwest Hockey club bridge,7:30, Ida Noyes hall.Tuesday, December 10Ida Noyes Advisory council,luncheon, 12, Ida Noyes hall.Wednesday, December 11Spanish club meeting, 4 to 6,Ida Noyes hall.Friday, December 13German club meeting, 4 to 6,Ida Noyes hall.Lutheran cluh party, 8 to 12,Ida Noyes hall.Daily Maroon banquet, 6:30,Southmoor hotel. LONGER SKIRTSCOME TO STAYDame Fashion Decrees ThatAll Knees BeCovered ROMAN BANQUETTONIGHT; PAGANRITES FEATOREDBy Jane Kesner“Women! long skirts are here to.stay, the flapper saw that her daywas over and decided to grow up,and, really, 1 am glad—for kneesare so homely.” Thus concludesM iss Arlyne Eilert, instructor ofcostume design and garment con¬struction, as she entertained theUndergraduate Home Economicsclub yesterday afternoon with ex-erpts from her varied experiencesin French Fashion houses, those mys¬terious establishments from whichemerge what the well-dressed womenof the world will wear.A barrage of questions* assailedthe speaker concerning the now all-important topic of skirt-length, towhich Miss Eilert dictated the fol¬lowing code: sport togs will be six¬teen inches from the ground, after¬noon frocks, fourteen inches fromthe ground, and evening gowns,ankle length. Fashion further em¬phasizes an even length all around.The new mode is in accordance withthe French idea that woman’s charmlies in her femininity; and the un¬rest which has been prevalent amongdress designers for the past yearhas resulted in almost simultaneousconclusions.“Why does Paris lead the worldin fashion?” Miss Eik-i-t hastened to(Continued on page 4) By George T. Van der Hoef.Attired in flowing Roman togas,with brows wreathed in olive gar¬lands, and shouting the Bacchantecry of Euhoe in the traditional man¬ner of the revelry of republicanRome, Alpha chapter of Eta SigmaPhi will feast in Ida Noyes sun par¬lor tonight at 6. It is to be theannual banquet of the undergrad¬uate, honorary classical club andProfessor H. W. Prescott, head ofthe Latin department, will be theprincipal speaker. Miss G. E.Smith, also of the Latin department,will, with Professor Prescott, repre¬sent the faculty. Paul Brady andEdwin Levin will speak for the stu¬dents. Lloyd Stow, national pres¬ident of the fraternity will also bepresent.The program will be strictly the(Continued on page 4)GENERAL ELECTRICGIVES FELLOWSHIPSIN THREE SCIENCES HAYDON, WIEMAN,BURTT DISCUSSTHEOLOGIC VIEWSFellowships in electricity, physicsand physical chemistry for 1930-31have been established by the Char¬les A, Coffin Foundation under thbdirection of the General ElectricCompany of Schenectady, Fivethousand dollars will be awarded tograduates of the universities, col¬leges and technical schools through¬out the United States who haveshown that they could undertake orcontinue research work in educa¬tional institutions either in thiscountry or abroad.Candidates for these fellowshipsshould file applications by March 1,1930, on forms provided for thatpurpo.se and obtainable from thesecretary, Charles A. Coffin Founda¬tion, Schenectady. Each fellowshipbears a minimum allowance of fivehundred dollars. This allowancemay be increased to meet the spe¬cial needs of applicants to whomawards are made.The committee deciding theawards is composed of Mr, Gano(Continued' on page 4) Professors Ilaydon, Burtt, andWieman, all prominent authoritieson contemporary religion and scien¬tific thought, will present their con¬trasting points of view on theologyI at a symposium, to be held in Ida; Noyes hall Sunday evening. The1 Men’s Commission on Social Science: and Religion, which is sponsoringI the gathering, has invited one hun-I dred and ten guests, among themmembers of the Chapel council andY. W. C. A. A supper will be heldat 6:30, followed by fifteen minutetalks by the professors, after whichopen discussions will be held. Pro¬fessor Haydon is the author of“Quest of the Ages,” Wieman of“Religious Experiment and Scien¬tific Method,” and Burtt of “Reli¬gion in the Modern World,'*Geology Student ToShow ‘‘Lost World”In Pathology Dec. 11“The Lost World” a moving pic¬ture which ran six months in theloop some time ago, will be shownat the University next Wednesday,Dec. 11 in Pathology 117.L. R. Gray, a student in Geology104, rented the film and is present¬ing it himself. Although it was notoriginally intended to have educa¬tional value, there are many sectionswhich he believes will interest stu¬dents, Professor R. T. Chamber-lan, head of the geology department,savs that although he has not seen“The Lost World” he believes that itwill prove interesting to students ofgeology, zoology, and anthropology.In order to cover the cost of pro¬ducing there will be a nominalcharge of ten cents for admission. Campus EnglishmenGet Acquainted atBritish Club Meeting Phoenix Hopes ToIni prove MoralityWith Xmas IssuePrescott, Smith, LevinAiid Brady SpeakAt Festivities Two unusual types of effete,humon us entertainment will featurethe Christmas issue of the Phoenix,to appear on campus Wednesday,“The Memoirs of a Holy Man,” acollection of ideas on civic purity,and a discussion of President Hut¬chins’ inauguration are the two no¬velties.Memoirs Unexpurgated“The Memoirs,” according to DexMasters, editor of the Phoenix, arethe unexpurgated work of a camp¬us student who has founded the “So¬ciety for the Furtherance of Christ¬ian Civic Purity.” The diary con¬tains the mental processes and cir¬cumstances which led the student tofound the “Society.” In collabora¬tion with the “Memoirs,” several dis¬sertations by campus authorities onthe subject of civic purity, will alsobe published.The editors hope that, throughthe medium of Ine Phoenix, the Am¬erican moral level will be greatlyraised by the appearance of these“Memoirs.”The discussion of President Pint-chins’ inauguration is in the styleof H. L. Mencken. An unusualnumber of short paragraphs, jokesand cartoons will also appear. Asis appropriate with a Christmas edi¬tion, the cover will be a brilliantaffair in green and red. DepictedJrt me frontpiece will be an EnglishMonk who, after the manner of theEnglish custom, is about to quaff aflagon of ale. This portrayal ofEnglish Yule spirit was drawn bySam Van Dyne, art editor of thePhoenix. WHIRLING PANORAMA STAGGERSON MANDEL BOARDS; BRINGSSANTA TO SETTLEMENT HOUSEMary McDowell Tells Dramatic Association ToOf Settlement’s Give “Seven Womc;n”Early Days For SettlementHONOR SMITH, NEF,AT DEDICATION OFJONES DEC. 16-17The British club will meet tonightat 8 in the Graduate clubhouse, thirdfloor library, instead of 6 for thedinner that was planned.Twelve years ago, Mrs. R. J. Bon- iner founded the club, which is open ito graduate students who are British jsubjects. The meetings are held |each quarter, but the annual events iare Empire Day, which is the birth- jday of Queen Victoria, May 24th, Iand a picnic each Dominion Day, ;July 1st. IThoroughly cosmopolitan, mem¬bers are drawn from Canada, India,Africa, island possessions, and one ;even hails from New Zealand.Recently elected officers are:Mrs. R. J. Bonner, Honorary Pres¬ident; Mr. Cbapell, President; Mr.Rice, Vice-President; Mr. Thompson,Secretary. One permanent socialcommittee directs all activities. George Herbert Jones, donor ofJones Chemical Laboratory will pres¬ent his gift to the University onMonday, Dec. 16 at 9:30. Follow¬ing the dedication and acceptanceby President Robert M. Hutchins,a two-day progi'am of discussions,presentations and inspection of thebuilding will culminate in the be¬stowal of honorary degrees on threechemists at the University Convoca¬tion.Monday morning the memories ofthe late John U. Nef and AlexanderSmith will be honored v.’ith appro¬priate ceremonies including presen¬tations of busts. Harrison B. Barn¬ard, a trustee of the University,will preside at an official luncheonat 1. In the afternoon the building^vill be inspected by the assemblage,(Continued on page 4) By Harriet Dean HathawayOne, tivo, three, who are we?l\'e are the members of the Utti-‘ versi-ty.17,000 children of the stock yardsdistrict chant this song, not in fun,but because they feel they are apai't of the University which hasshown paramount interest in themever since two of Chicago’s graduatestudents went to live in their neigh¬borhood in 1894.It was in September following therailroad strike and riots of that yearthat Miss Mary McDowell movedinto a little red brick house near thestock yards. She lived there alonecontinuing with the work which thetwo students had started, conduct¬ing classes for the children, visitingwith the mothers, and teaching then.American ways. After a shortperiod she moved into rooms overa feed store, and there she livedfor ten years.Old Days Picturesque“We were very picturesque then,”Miss McDowell explained last nightfollowing her radio talk at 7 overWMAQ. “Immigrant women whocame into the neighborhood worecolored shawls over their heads. Nowthey come wearing hats.”Child Asks AidPersonal relations with the peopleare the most fascinating to Miss Mc¬Dowell. “Recently when I returnedfrqm a trip,” she said, “I found ayoungster waiting for me. He hadbeen coming every day since I hadbeen absent. He looked so patheticI asked what was wrong, and com¬ing very close to me he said, ‘Mymother is drinking. She drinks more(Continued on page 4)SHOP FOR XMASAT Y. W. BAZAARGypsy Tells Fortunes atAfternoon TeaORGAN RECITALPorter Heaps will give an organrecital composed of six numbers to¬day at 5 in the University Chapel.It will include J. S. Bach's “Preludein D Minor”; Hollin’s “Intermezzo”;Correlli’s “Suite in F”; Guilmant’s“Dreams"; Rimsky-Korsakow’s“Song of India”; and Widor’s “Fin¬ale from Symphony IV’.” Honor Men UsherFor Benefit ShowWilliam Kincheloe, manag«:r ofthe performance, has annouccedthe ushers for Friday and Satur¬day Settlement Nights. Fridaynight ushers are representativesof the Iron Mask and those usher¬ing on Saturday are members ofthe Skull and Crescent.Edward Bastian, Sayre Brad¬shaw, Arthur Cahill, Robett Cun¬ningham, Marshall Fish, RayFried, William Friedman, RobertHoward, William Kincheloe, Wil¬bur Urban, Ray Vane and SidneyYates will usher on Friday night.Roy Black, Robert McCsn-thy,Everett Olson, Adolph Rund,Dawson Snideman, Paml Stagg,Paul Stephenson, Joe Temple,Bert Trade, and Gilbert Whitewill serve on Saturday night. Persian prints, Bakora and Egypt¬ian runners have been received forsale at the Y. W. C. A. bazaar to begiven tomorrow from 9 until 5 atIda Noyes hall. Luncheon will beserved from 11:30 to 1:30. Ticketsare fifty cents and may be pur¬chased at the Y. W. office.Fortunes will be read from tealeaves by a fortune teller at theGypsy tea held from 3 to 5 in thesouth reception room. Anyone whowishes to play cards may do so.Tickets for the tea are thirty-fivecet.us.The Y. W. C. A. wishes to remindthe women who signed up to help onthe bazaar to come at the time forwhich they signed. Individual no¬tices will not be sent out to them.Proceeds from the bazaar, lunch¬eon and tea will go to the Y. W.C. A. fund. By Margaret EganMandel boards, staggering underthe disillusionment of “SevenWomen” thwarted in love, rockingwith a sunken submarine filled withdying men, and reeling under thehullabaloo of twenty-five song anddance maniacs gone mad will bethe scene of the University’s 1929Settlement Night.Buck Weaver, dressed in the togsof a professional barker, will act asmaster of ceremonies and introducethis unusual program. Beatrice Rob¬inson, most vivacious of the ninechorus girls, will interpret the mod¬ern contortionist with a tap dancein stomping, reeling rhythm whilethe others sway and lightly tap amusical harmony. Under the en¬chantment of Chinese minstrelsyand filled with the tune of ancientlullabies, John Lewis will strumsoftly on the bright red strings ofa modern “uke.” A1 Potter wailswith the abandonment that onlycomes to a syncopating banjo singer.Gasp at GymnasticsHoffer’s gymnasts flying throughthe air and twisting and straining onthe mats will cause the most non¬chalant to gasp. As for the bluessingers, the whole audience is ex¬pected to lie down and weep whenFlorence Fleming and Janet Cun¬ningham musically moan their fan¬tastical rhymes. Heaps of peoplewill be kept guessing at the identityof the black-faced com'^dian. Set¬tlement Night committee were con¬sidering Sam ’n Henry for this actbut found the peculiar antics ofSam Van Dyne quite appeasing. Asto Marguerite Fernholz in her bus¬tled gown of the ’90’s and her twit¬tering ditties concerning the daysof polkas, pink lemonade, and tintypes, we graciously forbear com¬ment and allow you to enjoy thethrill and daring of her song foryourself.Love and intrigue as lived by“Seven Women” presents to theaudience James Barrie and his trueinterpretation of women. See theshow and discover how women be¬have. Life in a submarine as livedby six dying men will thrill thelovers of melodrama.DEAN MATHEWSDean Shailer Matthews, of thedivinity school, is scheduled to speakat the season's first dual meetingof the Baptists and Methodists Sun¬day in Janesville, Wisconsin. Thetheme of Dean Matthews’ talk willbe “The Rising Generation and itsMoral Tasks.” It will be the open¬ing feature of the evening. Post AlphabeticalRegistration ListsFor Winter QuarterUndergraduate registration forthe \\ inter Quarter will be held De-cemhec 9 to 13 in Cobb 206, from8:30-11:45 and 1:15-4:15. Prioritystudents will receive their classcards on December 9 upon presen¬tation of their priority notices. Stu¬dents whose last names begin withA, F, G, J, N, P, T, X, Y, or Z willregister on Tuesday, Dec. 10; E, H,O, S, W, sign up on Wednesday,December 11; D, L, M, R, or Q, onDecember 12; and B, C, I, K, U, Von Friday, December 13. Studentsshould bring their tentative regis¬tration blanks with them.The Graduate Schools of Arts,Literature and Science will holdtheir advanced registration for theWinter Quarter in the Graduate Of¬fice, Cobb 116, December 9 to 13from 10 until 12 and 2 until 3.Graduate students in the otherschools will register with theirdeans or counsellors by appointment,during the same week. \ -/Page Two THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY, DECEMBER 6. 1929iatlg iUarnnnFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates$3.00 per year ; by mail, $1.50 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second class matter March 19, 1903, at the post office at Chicago,Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1379.The Daily Maroon expressely reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationEDWIN LEVIN, Managing EditorEARLE M. STOCKER, Business ManagerROBERT L. NICHOLSON, Assistant Business ManagerHARRIET DEAN HATHAWAY, Woman’s EditorHENRY D. FISHER, Sports EditorLOUIS H. ENGEL, JR., Chairman Editorial BoardEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTEDWARD G. BASTIAN News EditorEDGAR GREENWALD News EditorJOHN H. HARDIN News EditorMARJORIE CAHILL Junior EditorMARION E. WHITE Junior EditorFRANCES STEVENS Literary EditorWILLIAM R. HARSHE Whistle EditorSIDNEY GOLDBERG Day EditorMBRWIN S. ROSENBERG Day EditorGEORGE T. VAN DERHOEF... Day EditorCLAR.\ .4DELSMAN ...Sophomore EditorMARG.4RET EGAN . Sophomore EditorBE.ATRICE FEUCHTWANGERSophomore EditorLYDI.A FURNEY SophOtnore EditorJANE KESNER Sophomore EditorJANE WERTHEIMER Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTABE BLINDER Advertising ManagerLEE LOVENTHAL... Advertising ManagerLOUIS FORBRICH ...Circulation ManagerROBERT McCarthy _..Sophomore Asst.JAMES McMAHON Sophomore Asst.NED VE.\TCH Sophomore Asst.SPORTS DEPARTMENTALBERT ARKULES Asst. Sports EditorWALTER BAKER Sophomore EditorHERBERT JOSEPH Sophomore EditorMARJORIE TOLMANWoman's Sports EditorTHE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragcuicftt of student participation in undergraduate campus activities.2. Promotion of student interest in lectures, concerts, exhibits and other• cultural opportunities.I 3. Abolition of grading systm and extension of research principles.4. Cessation of extensive building program.5. Adoption of a plan for .nipen'ised, regulated rushing.THE SPIRIT OF SETTLEMENT NIGHTTonight is Settlement Night. It will be ushered in with a gala per¬formance in Mandel and presumably the greater part of the cam¬pus will attend. It is interesting to note that on such an occasionthe attendance will be so large. Critics and cynics, who are proneto sneer at University spirit, or deplore its lack, should receive quitea blow when they see the numbers attending one of the few worth¬while traditions at this institution. It is noteworthy, and indica¬tive of Chicago temperament, that the student body should sup¬port humanitarian enterprises and scorn other superficial attemptsto inculcate the rah-rah spirit upon a student body only too wellaware of the dangers of establishing a false standard of values.Thus it is, that tonight we will see an example of the kind of sup¬port the student body accords a movement as old, as honorableand as characteristic as the university.G T. V.THE PASSING OF THE OAKEN PADDLEOur Interfraterhity council, it would seem, is making definiteprogress toward the limitation and regulation of the so-calledfraternity “Hell Week.” Though we deplore the fact that anofficial admonition was needed to rouse the council from its lethargywe cannot help being thankful that some sort of move is about tobe made.Hell Week is an atavism—a survival of the “good old days”when the brothers sported burnsides and vied with one another inwielding the oaken paddle. Many far-sighted national fraternitieshave already done away with the degrading physical torture whichgained for this week of probation its lurid name. A few of theoldest have never indulged in it.No one profits by a strenuous Hell Week; few except sadistsenjoy it. There are other, and better, ways of making an initiateglad that he is a member of a fraternity than by torturing him untilhe feels good when it stops. Hell Week has lasted as long as ithas, merely because it is traditional, and because each incomingdelegation wants to “take out” what it has gone through on theclass which follows.Tbere should be, of course, a short period of probation pre¬ceding initiation of new men, but humiliating public exhibitions andphysical suffering are totally unnecessary.MAROON PLATFORM UPHELDAn inter.jsiing issue taken up at the last meeting of the In¬terfraternity Council was the establishing of an office to handle thenames of freshmen as they are pledged. It was also suggested thatthis office would prevent pledge tampering and could arrange fora better handling of “dates.” That such matters should be givenserious consideration by the Council is entirely in accord with theplatform upheld for several years by TTie Daily Maroon, namely, theadoption of a plan for supervised and regulated rushing. OFFICIAL NOTICESFriday, December 6Radio lecture: “The Renaissance,”.4ssociate Professor Einar Joransonof the History department, 8, Sta¬tion WMAQ.University chapel service. DeanCharles W. Gilkey, 12:05, Universitychapel.Public lecture (Social Science de¬partments) : “The Problem of Un¬employment,” Sir William Beveridge,Director of the Ijondon School ofEconomics, 4:30, Harper Assemblyroom.British club, 8, Graduate club¬house. Americanization of Chicago,” Pro¬fessor Ellsworth Faris of the depart¬ment of Sociology and Anthropology,6:45, Art Institute. THE GAMES ARE OVERBUT THE MELODIESUNGER ONSaturday, December 7Meetings of University rulingbodies: Board of Student Organiza¬tions, I ublications, and Exhibitions,at 10, Harper E 41. Executive Boardof the Colleges of Arts, Literature,and Science, at 11, Cobb 203.Radio lecture: “Elementary Ger¬man.” Mr. William Kuratn, 11:33,Station WMAQ.Dames club, 3, Ida Noyes hall,Christmas carols. Directed by Mr.Rockwell Harris Vail. FRATERNITYJEWELRY STATIONERYDANCE FAVORSSpies Brothers, Inc.27 E. Monroe StAt Wabash 5th FloorPATRONIZE THE DAILYPublic lecture (downtown) : “The MAROON ADVEIRTISERSMAKE A WISHThen Drink Some Tea And In Your Cup The WitchWill See Just What The Future Is To Be.Afternoon Tea 50cWITCH KITCH INN6325 Woodlawn AvenueTable D’Hote Luncheon 40c Dinner 75c •'f.'liaj'*SHtwHSmgtmwt//I'ilfM*Relive the thrills of 1929games with Guy Lombardo ssnappy record of the BigTen tunes. A very timelygift for Christmas. All thelatest dance and song hitson Victor, Columbia andBrunswick records at Lyon& Healy’s in Woodlawn.See our other Musical GiftSuggestions. Come in afterclasses.Convenient TermsArrangedWOODLAWN STORE:870 East 63rd StreetLyon A HealyOpen Kvenings Till Ten O’clockTHE LOOP OF CHICAGOLAKE FRONTNCRTN .GRANT PARKMICHIGAN AVCNLC LAKE FRONTSCGTIINORTH STATE STREET SOOTHA Marshall Field's B Warren Piper <t Co. C Chis. A. Stevens D Mandel tiros. E Carson Pirie ScottF Palmer House G Paskin’s H I. Miller <t Sons 1 A. (1. Spaulding J The HuhK Davis Co. L Public Library M Chicago Athletic N University Club O Illinois AthleticTwenty-five thousarW alumni buy diamonds and platinum jewelry from The House ofWarren Piper because they learned while in college that this firm sells better fraternity jewelryfor lower prices. Prove that for your.self. Members of your chapter are welcome here.• WARREN PIPER &. CO. • Fraternity Jeu-e/ry • 31 NORTH STATE STREET •Nine ofices, private rooms and factory on the t<nrh ftoor $55 Special Suitings at Our140 S. Clark St. and225 N. Wabash Ave.(2nd Floor) StoresHow Quickly YouNotice the DifferenceThere is a certain distinc¬tion about the clothes ofwell-dressed men whichmakes them stand outfrom others.The widespread popular¬ity of Jerrems’ Clothesamong well-dressed menis because of the distinc¬tive materials and experttailoring—at prices youknow are right.Suits : OvercoatsTailored to YourIndividual Measure$65, $75, $85AND UPIndividual Evening Clothesa SpecialtyEnglish Overcoats, Raglansand Camel Coats — Readyto WearFormal, Busine.aand Sport Clothes324 South Michigan7 South 1.41 Salle 71 East Monroe1 10 South Clark -near Adams225 N. Wabash- -at Wacker Drive2nd Floorhm ®o nrslfutHyde ParkCongregationalChurchDorchester Ave. and 56iL St.Willis Laiten Goldsmith, MinisterSunday, Dec. 810:00 A. M.—The Forum.“Modern Psychology andChristianity,” by Prof. A. C. Mc-Giffert, Jr.11:00 A. M.—Morning Worship.Sermon: “THE GOLDENRULE.”6:00 P. M.—Scrooby Club foryoung people.St. Paul’s Church50Ui and DorchesterParish Office: 4945 Dorchester Avennefel. Oakland 3185REV. GEORGE H. THOMASREV. OTIS C. JACKSONSunday Services;Holy Communion, 8:00 A. M.Church School Service, 9:30 A. M.Morning Service, 11:00 A. M.Evening Service, 5 P. M.Young Peoples’ Society, 6 P. M. SttooWetonlt^enur anti 57th StreetOon O^den Oo<Jt ~ UtinisterSUNDAY, DECEMBER 8I 1 A. M.—Sermon: "The Hopes of Jew and Christian.”6 P. M.—Channing Club. Light supper.Cynthia Smith Reade will lead a discussion on the topic“Democracy in Industry.”(Meadville House, 5659 Woodlawn Ave.)Chicago EthicalSocietyA non-sectarian, religious societyto foster the knowledge, love andpractice of the right.THE STUDEBAKER THEATRE418 S. Michigan AvenueSUNDAY, DEC. 811 A. M.Mr. George E. O’Dellwill speak on“CAN WE HELP BEINGWHAT WE ARE?”All seats free. Visitors cordiallywelcome. Hyde Park BaptistChurch5600 WoocUawB Ave.Norris L TibbettsRolland W. SchloerbMinisters11:00 a. m.—Morning Worship.Young Peoples’ Church Club.6:00 P. M.—Supper and Social7:00 p. m.—Discussion Oroupa.8:00—Evening worship plannedby young people.8:45 P. M.—Home Party. Woodlawn MethodistEpiscopal Church64th and WoodIa%im AvenueGilbert S. Cox, PastorSU.N’DAY, DEC. 89:45 Sunday School.11 :0(f—M orning Worship.6:30--B]pworth League.7:45—Evening Worship.Students are especially wel¬come at all of our services.Th« Church ofThe Redeemer(EPISCOPAL)iCth and Blackaton.Rev. E. S. WhiteUniversity Student Pastor*Rev. W. S. HorstickAssistantSUNDAY SERVICESHoly Communion, 8:00 A. M.Choral Eucharist and Sermon,11:00 A. M.Choral Evensong and Sermon,7:80 P. M.Three services every week-day.Chuch open every day for prayerand meditation.UNIVERSITY CHURCH OF DISCIPLESOF CHRIST57th and UniversityMinister: Eldward Scribner AmeaDirector of Music and Elducation, Basil F. WiseSUNDAY, DECEMBER 8Sermon: 1 1 A. M.—“Humanism.”Wranglers at 5:30—Dr. W. EL Garrison will speak on “Sci¬entifically Remodeling the Furniture of Elarth andChoir of Heaven.” THE RED BRICK CHURCHForty-Sixth and Woodlawn Avenue(New Church, Swedenborgian)PERCY BILLINGS. PastorA bright, helpful service every Sunday morning at 11:15,with an interesting, practical talk and a hearty welcome.Next Sunday’s subject, December 8: “Typical Temptations.”This will be our D^ember Get-Together’ Sunday. Dinner%vill be served in the Parish House. Concert at 3 o’clock.Tune in Sunday, WMAQ, 12:45 to 1:00, and hear a goodtalk.rf)eSTHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 6, 1929 Page ThreeTHIS WAY OUTBy Albert Arkules BIG TEN ACTS ON IOWA TODAYDown At the Sherman House!There will be considerable activitytoday and tomorrow at the Shermanhouse. Schedules will be drawn forthe coming year in basketball, base¬ball, and track; there will be a meet¬ing of the Intramural heads of theBig Ten schools, of which DoctorMolander is president; there will bebread broken, as is to be expected;but most important of all will be thegathering of the faculty representa¬tives to decide whether Iowa shallbe taken back into conference.Enough has been said about thecase; perhaps too much. The pub¬licity entailed on the Iowa case isnot the kind the Big Ten welcomes,so the sooner the matter is settled,the better it will be all around.In the meanwhile, the facultymoguls hold their peace. But itwon’t be long! MANY PROSPECTSSEEK BERTHS ONBASKETBALL TEAM GYM SQUAD SHOWSGOOD PROGRESSHoffer Believes SophsPremise HaveL^rge Assortment Of GuardsOut for VacantPlacesFor “The Old Men”Coach Amos Stagg will be tender¬ed a dinner tonight at the Drakehotel. Mr. E. C. Patterson, a for¬mer sports writer connected withCollier’s magazine, and a closefriend of Mr. Stagg, is throwing theparty. Figures of note among thesporting scribblers will be present,also the Big Ten directors, coache..and whoever else has a valid excusefor being present tonight.Presuming that the affair is inthe nature of a testimonial. .4mo^Alonzo Stagg will hear himself laud¬ed, eulogized, complimented, hailed.It has been so customary for coachesto be dined on any little occasion,and to be made much of, that atrue appreciation of a testimonialdinner has been somewhat dimmed.However, in the case of Coach Staggwe believe the festivities are quitein order. “The Old Man” standsmore than ever as a monumentalfigure in collegiate athletics. Thedinner tonight will serve to remindmany that Amos .41onzo Stagg isstill a potent figure in athletics.An Ex-Irishman.’We have a story about Sid Yates,the dashing junior forward onCoach Norgren’s basket squad, whichis old but it is about time it wasrelated.Sid started his basketball pro¬clivities at Lake View high school,which is in the north section of theublic high school league. Sid was alisrhtweight while we were toddlingaiound in another north section highschool, which also had a lightweightteam.One afternoon during the seasonthe Lake View contingent visitedour gym for a league encounter.There was no love lost between thetwo schools, so when the Lake Viewteam appeared on the floor we,along with the rest of those pre.sent,booed them.The game was fought with noquarter given. At first our boyshad the better of it but along inthe second quarter Lake View beganto forge ahead. Prominent for theenemy was one tow-headed young-(Continued on page 4) With a sizeable squad of twentycandidates displaying their basket¬ball wares every afternoon. CoachNels Norgren is endeavoring to geta line on the prospects for the sea¬son. Chicago’s first practice gameagainst Lake Forest is scheduled fora week from Saturday, December14th.The lo.ss of guards is the mainproblem confronting Norgy rightnov^. Soth Abbott and Crawford,two veterans, have dropped out,leaving Marshall Fish as the onlyexperienced guard. While the bas-ketl)all mentor has a wealth of ma¬terial competing for the guard posts,their lack of conference experiencewill tell against them when the sea¬son gets under way.•Although the conference schedulehas not been arranged yet, the Ma¬roons are certain to face one ofthtir hardest schedules in years.Indiana, Purdue and Wisconsin arethree teams who are picked to meetthe Maroons in home and home en¬counters; needless to say, any teamwith a schedule like that will haveits hands full.Several of the football perform¬ers. who have just been releasedfrom their gridiron labors, havejoined the squad and are slowlyrounding into shape. I’ootball menare slow to acclimate themselves tothe floor game, and Coach Norgrenis not yet in a position to estimatethe value of the gridders who havecome out for the basketball team. |Chagnon, Yates and Fish form a Coach Daniel L. Hoffer, whonever been noted as a dealer inoptimism, is plunged in his usualgloom concerning the prospects ofhis variegated Gym squad. Ofcourse, it has been a custom, when¬ever the lugubrious coach has fearedthe worst, for his gym teams towaltz through the season to a champ¬ionship, there is considerable honein the Maroon camp.The team has been respondingI very slowly in the daily workouts,j .A number of sophomores have aug-{ men ted the Varsity aggregation, andI Coach Hoffer has been devotingj much time with the new men.I .Among the “white” hopes are Olson,' Bell, Howard and D’Alvarez.1 The graduation of Weaver andI Scherubel deprived the team of I-M Swim TrialsTo Start MondayThe preliminary events for theIntramural Swimming Carnival willbe held on Monday, December 9th.The contests are scheduled as fol¬lows:3:30 p. m.—220 yd. free-style swim3 loO p. m.—60 yd. breast-stroke4:10 p. m.—Fancy diving1 he 1 0 11 0 w i n g qualificationsshould be noted. All contestantsswim against time. Required divesinclude plain front, plan back, frontjack, and back jack. Three optionaldives are allowed each entrant.The I-M carnival manager. Rich¬ard Lindland, reports that over 150entries have been received. Com-etition is expected to be unusuallykeen with so large an entry list.Several records stand the danger ofbeing shattered.Prelims will continue on Decern- Two Day Session of CoachesWill Begin Today At Shermanmuch needed strength. Captain Jack | ber 10th. The finals are booked forDecember 11th. A number of spe¬cialties have been promised for thefinals.Menzies, all-around conferencechampion, has been working dailyand strengthening his endurance,('oach Hoffer has been working Jackin four events; this, however, is apretty .stiff load to carry, althoughthe Maroon captain is a very ver¬satile erformer. If the members Oithe squad come along in theirevents, as is the hope of “D. L.,’-Jack will not be forced to competein so many events.Distributed in the other eventsare Johnson, Cobb, Hutchinson andBromund. The last named is theConference champion in the Club-Swinging act. Last year he concen¬trated solely on the one sport. Thisseason he has been trying his skillat other branches.Hutchinson’s specialty is the par¬allel bars. Hutchinson showed con¬siderable promise last year and muchis expected of him this season. Theother veterans have been working Big Ten directors, coaches andfaculty representatives will gatherin the Sherman hotel for a two-daysession beginning this morning.Schedules in the various sports forthe coming year will be drawn up.The most important matter con¬fronting the conference representa¬tives today will be lov/a’s plea forreadmission to the Big Ten. Finalaction is expected to be taken today.Iowa is prepared to make a strongplea for readmission. B^ver sincethe Big Ten served Iowa with anouster notice, the Hawkeyes institu¬tion has made every effort to rem¬edy the evils which had put theschool in a dark light. In the gen¬eral shakeup which followed whenthe Big Ten took action againstIowa, the athletic director, PaulBelting, resigned. Under the newregime of Edward Lauer, the Hawk-eyes authorities are prepared tostate that a thorough housecleaninghas been .effected. Inasmuch as the schedule makersare awaiting action of the confer¬ence representatives on the Iowacase before proceeding to draw upthe 1930 meets, it is expected thata decision on Iowa’s petition will bereached early.The sport schedules which havenot been drawn up for the comingyear are basketball, track, baseball,wrestling, and gymnastics. The bas¬ketball schedule will provide thechief concern for the coaches, as theBig Ten is scheduled to swing intoaction in a few weeks.Intramural officials of the BigTen schools are also gathering atthe Sherman and have a number ofspeakers engaged on their program.Doctor Molander of Chicago, pres¬ident of the organization, and DeanChauncey Boucher will deliver ad¬dresses.PATRONIZE THE DAILYMAROON ADVERTISERtrio who are being groomed to carry ; <>« several events. Coach Hoffer hasthe Maroon burden for the time be¬ing. Captain Chagnon seems to bea fixture at one of the forwards,while Yates, a promising sophomoreflash last year, is showing splendidform at the other forward berth.Inasmuch as these three men havebeen keeping themselves in condi¬tion since the opening of the quar- iisually employed his men in severalforms but may change his plans andbuild up his men for individualevents.The conference season ts stillsome time off. The 1930 schedulewill be drawn tomorrow morning atthe annual gathering of the coaches.Coach Hoffer has a number of prac-ter, Coach Norgren is naturally fav- j tice matches arranged, the first oforing them in the daily workouts. which is against Milwaukee “Y”(Continual on page 4) ! about the middle of January.SPECIAL SALE FORCHRISTMASTrunks, Brief Cases, LatestHand Bags, Laundry BagsAll Kinds of RepairingHartman TrunksHyde Park 09801117 East 55th St Distinctiveness!ON THE CAMPUSIt'sAtmosphereAT THE BLACKHAWKIt'sCoon~Sander*sNighthawksElARL RICKARD, Master of CeremoniesBrilliant! Ecstatic! Snappy!= BlackhawkRESTAURANTWabash and Randolph i!)sID11111111II11111111aIIilIIIIilII11IIIIII11IIIIHillIIHIIIInnnnIIIInI®IIIn;1I'llIIIill'llniHIIIillII11IIIIIIII1)II TUXEDOSYears of Style LeadershipMerited by Giving the CustomerStyle, Service and QualityEnables us to Serve You more IntelligentlyThan Others with Less ExperienceReady to Wear ^50=Midde to Measure at $60.00 and MareRexford & KelderLARGEST UNIVERSITY CLOTHIERS IN THE WEST25 Jackson Boulevard, EastChicago 7th Floor IIIIIIII11IIIIII11IIIIIIIIIIIIHII11IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII1]IIII11IIIIIIIIIIII11IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII1!11IIII111111II11Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 6, 1929ANNUAL TORTUREIS ON—TUXEDOSAGAIN IN ORDER(Continued from page 1)Hitchcock hall will hold its quar¬terly dance Saturd: y from 9 to 1.Owing to the request of the socialdirectors of the University to elimin¬ate “crashing,” attendance at thevarious formats must be by invita¬tion only.The appearance of such a largeproportion of formal affairs on thesocial calendar again heralds theopening stages of the University so¬cial season, which is theoretically in¬augurated by the Interfraternityball, the first official formal of theyear.ROMAN BANQUETTONIGHT; PAGANRITES FEATURED(Continued from page 1)old Roman Saturnalia in its cere¬monies and revelries. There will bea sacrifice to Saturn and RobertNicholson, president of the club andmember of Phi Delta Theta, Black-frairs, and associate business man¬ager of The Daily Maroon, will poura libation and act as master of cere¬monies.Eta Sigma Phi is national, un¬dergraduate classical fraternity andhas its genesis in the old undergrad¬uate classical club. Phi Sigma. In1924 this organization was nation¬alized and has spread rapidlythroughout the Mississippi valley. Itnow numbers thirty-five chapters.HONOR SMITH, NEF,AT DEDICATION OFJONES DEC. 16-17(Continued from page 1)and at 6 an official dinner will beserved, at w'hich H. G. Gale, deanof the Ogden Graduate School ofScience, will preside.Beginning at 8 Monday night andcontinuing on Tuesday morning at9:30 a discussion of “Some Presentand Future Problems of Chemistry”will be conducted, under the chair¬manship of Professor W. D. Har¬kins and Professor Schlesinger. THIS WAY OUT(Continued from sports page)ster named Yates. It soundedIrish and he loked like a son ofErin. Well, that was sufficientcause for a protracted outburst ofbooing. We hooted and screamedand howled at the pugnacious youthwho was penetrating our defense.How we gave vent to our ire! Weeven called him a “dirty so andso,” as young men are wont to doin moments of temper. Luckily, itwas the last time that the IrishmanYates appeared on our floor, for heturned Heavyweight next year. Wedidn’t have a heavyweight team inour school.We were terribly disgusted thenext year to read all the havocwhich the Irishman Yates raised asa heavyweight. He was practicallyunstoppable all year. When hegraduated in February, we cheeredloud and long and hoped that wewould never meet the dastardly vil¬lain.You can imagine our chagrinwhen we came to the University andran across the Irishman toting someheavy volumes under his arms. Weknew him by sight but he was obli¬vious of the fact that we had beena member of that choice aggrega¬tion of noisy sports which has booedhim so heartily two years back.Two summers ago Yates went towork in the same place I did. Con¬sequently, I had to be civil to him.It was then that I finally discoveredthat the boy had his good points.And as for being an Irishman—well, that’s another story.MANY PROSPECTSSEEK BERTHS ONBASKETBALL TEAM(Continued from sports page)The conference season is still sev¬eral weeks off, so Coach Norgrenwill have ample opportunity to seehow his large squad shapes up inpractice. A number of sophomoreshave shown indications of talent butit will take actual scrimmage againstopponents to bring out their capabi¬lities.HEADQUARTERS forUNiVERsrnAFFAIRS!University DinnersDinner-DancesLuncheonsLarge orsmall Partiesof everykind!Here are private dining rooms — a magnificentballroom, perfect facilities for smart parties! Spe¬cial co-operation with University folks.Give Your Parties Here — It Costs No More!HOTEL SHORELANDFifty-fifth Street at the Lake Telephone Plaza lOOO 1 CIRCUIT JUDGE CALLSMICHIGAN STUDENTSLAW-ABIDING GROUP“There is no other group in theworl^l,” declaimed Judge Sample ofthe circuit court of Michigan, “thathas as low a percentage of law-break¬ers as does the University.” Thejudge made this statement regardingthe students of the University ofMichigan, in a recent interview,j He went on to say that a thoroughexamiantion of court records disclos¬ed that the student population, 12,000though more than one-third of thaiof the to'vn of Ann Arbor, is respon¬sible for less than a seven per centof the lotal number of crimes whichare committed there.“It is this very difference in per¬centage that causes so much unfav¬orable comment about the studentbody as a whole,” the jud/?e contend¬ed. “If a townsperson does any¬thing ag’ainst the law, very littlesurprise is created and little commentis heard, but if a student does some¬thing contrary to law, the matter isheralded everywhere as if all thestudents were had.”OPEN SETTLEMENTSHOW TONIGHT(Continued from page 1)and more. Won’t you please findout where she gets it and stop her?”87,000 people near the yards feelthat they belong to the University.Settlement week has become a cam¬pus custom in recognition of theirfaith and friendship.TRADE WITH •MAROONADVERTISERS LONGER SKIRTS COME. TO STAY(Continued from page 1)cite the importance accorded clothesin this old world metropolis where80,000 dress-making establishmentsrule the economic field, whereclothes are kept in safes and fash¬ioned for the individual, and where“style piracy” dominates the policyof houses to be “snooty.”It is this difficulty of forcing anentrance in order to view the col¬lections that furnished much of MissEilert’s narration. Via the influenceof buyers and newspaper correspon¬dents, she successfully eluded form¬idable doormen and succeeded inbringing to us the glamour fromPaul Poiret, Vionnet, and Molyeux.GENERAL ELECTRICGIVES FELLOWSHIPSIN THREE SCIENCES(Continued from page 1)Dunn, representing tne NationalAcademy of Sciences, Mr. R. I. 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