V>.. Smith elected newcheerleader.UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, MAY 16, 1929 Price Five CentsSMITH HEAD CHEERLEADERBjr James T. FarrellUpon numerous occasions, I haveasked persons of intelligence anddiscrimination what they thought ofthe local Dramatic Association. This IN POLICE WORKINSTITUTE NEWPROFESSORSHIPwas, I admit, a paradoxical questionfor usually one does not think ofsuch an organization. One merelyyawns, and switches the subject tojacks, kiddy cars, or theology. When¬ever I did elicit an opinion, it was,inevitably, as follows: the DramaticAssociation is a snobbsh group ofmutually-admiring and obviously..young people, who happened to se¬lect the presentation of plays as aconiO'';nial and integrating activity,rather than, say, bridge, golf, orknitting diapers. With such a de-scriplon, I am inclitked to agree.Certainly, most of the memberscould be better as bridge-players,and golfers than actors—but I amnot so certain about the diapers. Chief of Berkeley, Cal.,Appointed; PlanResearchThe possibilities of today’s elec¬tions indicate that next year, we willhave the same situation, for at leasttwo of the three candidates are trueto type. The Tower will becomeagain infamous, or noted, or popu¬lar, or some such thing as the placewhere teas are staged for youngpeople, who (I have been informed)do not ponder deep and pondrousprobems of the drama, but insteadnibble cookies, and converse in anoh-such-a-light-hearted fashion.One should not protest againstthis organzation. We need somecomedy on campus, as a relief fromthe seriousness of our intellectualwork. And most members of theAssociation need some such group asbulwark for and proof of their im¬portance. Personally, if I had a voteI should cast it for Mr. NormanEaton. Appointment of August Vollmer,chief of police of Berkeley, Cal.,and internationally famous for hisscientific methods of combatingcrime, as professor of police admin¬istration at the University, was an¬nounced yesterday. The appoint¬ment of Chief Vollmer is the firststep on the part of the Universityto establish a great center for thescientific study of police work withthe whole country as its field for ac¬tion. Chief Vollmer will come tothe university on October 1.Plan Polica CenterThe entire resources of the Uni¬versity, not only in social sciences,but in the natural and physical sci¬ences as well, including physics,chemistry, medicine, psychiatry, andanthropology, will be brought to theassistance of the study. The policecenter will be for purposes of re¬search, and it is planned to put theUniversity in a position to act ina consulting capacity on police mat¬ters.Chief Vollmer was selected to headthe project becabse of his uniquecombination of broad scientificknowledge and long experience. Al¬though he had no college training,he has been one of the few police(Continued on page 4)However, I do feel that a largeinstitution like ours should have acompetent organization for experi¬mental work in drama. And as such,I (and many others) cannot take ourlocal tea-drinkers seriously. I pre¬sent a case in point, the productionof “Coin’ Home.” It was a play ofnegro sentiment, written in sym¬pathy with the notion that a negrohas no home in this white man’sworld. On campus there are a num¬ber of sincere, and competent negroactors, who have been traveling allover the city, and even out toNorthwestern University, for coach¬ing and an opportunity to act. Hadthe Dramatic Association been seri¬ously interested in its supposedwork, it woud have invited thesenegroes to participate in “Coin’Home.” It shoud, assuming it to bewhat its name implies, take thesesaid negroes into its organization.Naturally it shan’t. PRIZES IN BIBLEREADINGS TAKENBY LAMAR, ALLENSome day, this university mightactually attempt to establish anhonest-to-Ged dramatic department.Then, the present group will becomemore than a catnpus joke. It willbe a serious hindrance. Possessingthe momentum of its present coher¬ence and unity, it could easily per¬petuate the present state of affairs.It could continue the current situ¬ation of satisfied mediocrity. (Forwho could honestly declare the year’swork of that group was above thecommonplace?)But squawking does little good.The entire question is after all, tri¬vial. Drama does not tend to comefrom universities anyway, it growsfrom radical little theatres like theProvincetown, or the Abey Theatrein Dublin. Even, did the Universitybecome interested and efficient inthis department, there should beprobably be negligble results. Thechildren might as well elect NormanEaton, and prepare for the coiuump-tions of several gallons of tea nextyear. A. G. LaMar and Henry E. Allenwon the prizes in the annual Milo P.Jewett Biblical reading contest, itwas announced yesterday by DavislEdvfards, associate profejssor ofpublic speaking, who presided overthe examination. LaMar won theArst prize of $35 in cash, while Al¬len took the second prize of $15.The contest has been an annualevent since 1903, when an endow¬ment fund of $1000 was donatedby Milo P. Jewett, “the annual in¬come to be given to the student orstudents who render the most ef¬fective expression of the sacred text.The standard of judgment is inter-yretative reading in a non-liturgicalmanner.”The contest is open to third yearmen in the Divinity school. Profes¬sor Theodore G. Soares, ProfessorCarl'S. Patton, and Professor C. T.Holman are judges. Elect 4 Members ofHonor CommissionToday Before CobbFour sophomore and junior rep¬resentatives will be elected todayto the Honor Commission. Thevoting booths, under the directionof Charles Cutter, will be open infront of Cobb hall from 9 to 3.One man and one woman will beselected from each class to be itsrepresentative in the Commission.The nominations from the soph¬omore class are as follows: Law¬rence Smith and Wilbur Urban,and Betty Kuhns and CharlotteSaemann. The junior class candi¬dates are Jack Holt, Wendell Ste¬phenson, and Catherine Scott andRosiland Hamm. These nomina¬tions were approved by the Under¬graduate council at a meeting heldlast Wednesday afternoon. Allthose on this nomination list arewell known on campus and repre¬sent many activities, among themBlackfriars, Mirror and Univers¬ity athletics.All members of the classes con¬cerned are urged to vote at thepolls in front of Cobb today.University NeedsOpen Mind—Gilkey OFFER DEGREESWITH HONORS ATC. AND A. SCHOOL“We can’t have a university witha closed mind,” said Dean CharlesW. Gilkey, when asked by a DailyMaroon reporter to comment on thebattle-royale at Des Moines uni¬versity.“Newspapers have represented thematter as a struggle to uphold fund¬amentalism, but it seems to me tobe nothing more than a personal rowbetween Dr. Shields, the presidentof the Board of Trustees and Mr.Wayland, the president of the uni-verrity.”When asked whether the action onthe part of Mr. Shields was findingsupport. Dean Gilkey replied, “Sometime ago Des Moines was supportedby the Northern Baptist Convention,but being a group of extreme reac¬tionaries, it withdrew, and is nowunder the Baptist Bible union. Now,other members of the denominationwill have nothing to do with it, es¬pecially the liberals. How this messwill finally be straightened up ishard to tell.”Alice Torrey GivesFavorable Report ofQuadrangle FestivalJACKSTONES STIRSCAMPUS INTERESTFaculty women with a yen rem¬iniscent of childhood days are urgedto enter the “Jacks” tournamentwhich will start today at noon inIda Noyes hall.The contest will be run in fivesections: faculty, seniors, juniors,sophomore and freshmen. Each par¬ticipant will be given five chancesand the three players in each groupwho go farthest will play in thesemi-finals.The games will be played in thefollowing order: Babies, Eggs-in-a-Basket, Upcast, Downcast, Pigs-in-a-Pen, Scrubs, Keeps, Fast-ups,Fast-Downs, Flying Dutchman, Dou-be-Round-the-Moon, Fast-fl3ring-Dutchoan, Fast-Baby-in-the-HighChair, and lastly Pig-over-the-Style.Yesterday a staff photographer ofthe Daily Tribune took pictures ofthe members of the Daily Maroonstrif who have entered the contest. According to the report of theQuadrangle Fete given by Alice Tor¬rey before the members of the firstcabinet of the Y. W. C. A. at thecabinet meeting Tuesday, the salesof refreshments and fowers duringlast week-end were favorable.The money will be use'd for the1929-30 budget, and the Universitysettement as well as the other proj¬ects in which the Y. W. C. A. is in¬terested will benefit from a largereturn. Instead of paying for re¬freshments at the booths, tickets forthe amount desired must be pur¬chased from Eugenie Beck and herworkers. A new plan will be pntinto effect this week-end when therefreshments will be sold not onlyin Mandel corridor, but in the hallitself during the intermission. A program of work leading to thebachelor’s degree with honors will beinstituted by the School of Com¬merce and Administration next falLaccording to Dean W. H. Spencer.“Although the plan of degreeswith honors has been used exten¬sively in other schools, this will bethe first instance in which it has beenapplied to any school of .commercein the country,” stated AssistantDean Harold G. Shields. “Its aim isto attract those students who arequalified and who wish to do inde¬pendent research in special fields ofbusiness administration.”Must Be Seniors“It is expected to stimulate indiv¬idual initiative by opening differintfields for specialization in which in¬terested students are now unable tomake a comprehensive study.”Students may be admitted to can¬didacy afttr they have completed 24majors of college work. This includestwo years of junior college work Andthe first year’s studies in the schoolof Commerce and Administrattoh.In connection with the honorswork a number of undergradUAtehonor scholarships will be availableto students who complete iheib ju¬nior college work and the first yearin the school of Commerce and Ad-ihinistration with high grades.Students interested in working forthe honors degree in the school mAyobtain full information about thework from H. G. Shields, assistant. King of NorwayHonors Head ofPathology Dep’t.The king and legislature of Nor¬way conferred the order of St. Olafon Dr. Ludwig Hektoen, head ofthe department of pathology, anddirector of the John McCormick In¬stitute for Infectious Diseases, Tues¬day evening. This order is given fordistinguished service in medical sci¬ence.Consul General Olaf Bernts, Nor¬way’s representative in Chicago,pinned the badge to Dr. Hektoen’slapel. The ceremony took place be¬fore a small gathering at a banquetgiven in his honor in the LaSalle ho¬tel. Dr. Hektoen was born of Nor¬wegian parents in Westby, Wiscon¬sin. He has been one of America’sleading authorities on pathology formany years.Assisting in the ceremony wereOscar H. Haugen, former consul forNorway in Chicago, and director ofthe State bank of Chicago, and Co.T. A. Siqueland. The speakers in¬cluded Dr. Morris Fishbein, editorof the Journal of the American Med¬ical association. No previous pub¬licity of the knighthood award hasbeen advanced. COUNCIL PICKSSUCCESSOR TOMUNDY PEALE“Smitty” to SupervueFreshman GreenCap UnitPalos Park GoalOf Mounted HikeELECT DRAMATICASS’N OFFICERSMirror board members will mAettoday at 2:30 in the Tower roomproceeding the annual election ofthe Dramatic Association officerswhich is scheduled to take place atthe weekly tea at 4. Cora Mae Ellis-worth, Marguerite Fernholtz, Mir-cella Koeber, Muriel Parker, AndCatherine Scott are the members ofthe Board.As Mirror elected its officers kstApril, the greatest center of inter¬est is in the elections of Gargoyleand the Tower Players. Each ofthese groups will elect president,vice-president, and secretary. Theofficers of the three organizatiohswill constitute the board of the Dra¬matic Association with the power bfgeneral supervision.The chancelor of the excheqAbrwill also be elected, and will act kstreasurer of Mirror, Gargoyle AAdthe Tower Players.Norman Eaton, Alexander Dkb-say and Howard Willet have strongfollowings.BURNS LECTURES ONBRITISH PHILOSOPHY “To saddle and away” was soundfor thirty-five men of the UniversityMilitary unit on Saturday morning.May 25, when they leave on the an¬nual overnight mounted hike to Pa¬los Park, Illinois. Major T. J. J.Christian and Lieutenant E. C. Nor¬man will command the mountedtroop.Students Eager“So great is the departmental in¬terest in this affair,” stated MajorChristian yesterday, “that forty-eight students have announced theirwillingness to participate. However,there are only thirty-five horsesavailable, and consequently thethirty-five men who first submit thethree dollar expense fees will go.”Rigid military discipline will bemaintained on the hike, which willbegin at 6 Saturday morning andterminate on Sunday evening. In¬dividual preparations, such iis themaking of blanket rolls and thepacking of saddles, must be com¬peted on Friday, May 24.Equipmunt AnnouncedThe Military department has an¬nounced a list of personal equip¬ment, which must be carried. One(Continued on page 4) Lawrence E. Smith, a member ofDelta Kappa Epsilon, was electedhead cheerleader at a meeting pf theUndergraduate Student council yes¬terday. He has been active in cam¬pus activities during his two yearsat the University, taking leads intwo Blackfriars’ productions, “TheHouse that Jack Built” and “Mr.Cinderella.” He is a member of Skulland Crescent, Sophomore honor so¬ciety, he was on the Freshman classcouncil last year and is on the var¬sity track squad.“Smitty” has worked for twoyears on the cheerleading staff, andwill be a junior at the beginning ofthe autumn quarter. He succeedsMundy Peale, a Phi Kappa Psi, whowas head cheerleader during the1928 football season.Besides supervising the cheer¬leading, Smith will take over thetask of organizing the Green Capclub, freshman honor society, intoan efficient cheering unit, for nextyear’s football games and he willhave charge of the traditional fresh¬man noon .sessions in the campus,circle. ,Other cheereladers during thepast season were Jerome Metz andDonad Moore.CHAIRMEN OF FIELDREVIEW COMMITTEESCHOSEN BY GILDARTGeorge Miller, Richard Kern, andFrederick Robie yesterday werenamed chairmen of the publicity,field arrangement, and informationbooth committees for the ChicagoHigh School R. 0. T. C. Field Re¬view, which will take place on May29 in Stagg Field under the super¬vision of the University Military de¬partment.Twenty-two Chicago units, a rep¬resentation of five thousand cadets,will be represented in the Militaryday review. Lieutenant Gildart, whoselected the committee chairman,stated that twenty-two students inthe University unit have been se¬lected to aid and guide the visitingcadets when they reach the campus.These men are alumni of the schoolswhich they have been chosen to rep¬resent.Undergraduate Council ta PublishPamphlet for Incoming FreshmenShow ^Krassin’ May 20“Krassin,” the motion pictureshowing Nobile’s trip to the NorthPole, will be introduced in (^icagoby John Borden, noted Chicago arc¬tic explorer, at Orchestra Hall thisMonday evening. May 20th. Ticketsmay be obtained at the UnjfversityBookstore. Unj^c “Philosophy in Great Britain To¬day” will be the subject of a lectureby C. DeLise Bums, professor ofPhilosophy, University of Glasgow,to be gdven today at 8 in Classics 10under the auspices of the Philosopliyclub.Professor Burns holds the acad¬emic post as Stevenson lecturer incitizenship at the University of Glas¬gow and is a prominent intellectualin t>e English labor party move¬ment. Two of his books on the socialand political aspects of philosophyare “Poltical Ideals” and “Industryand Civilization” which are consid¬ered the two best works of thcdrkind.At present Professor Bums is of¬fering two courses on campus. Onein Medieval Philosophy and the otherin International Affairs. The publication of a freshmanhandbook for the purpose of orient¬ing incoming freshman to the Uni¬versity was undertaken by the Un¬dergraduate council at a meetingheld yesterday.The expressed aim of the book¬let is to promote the activities of theUniversity. It is planned to describethe different organizations so thatfreshman may understand theirbreadth and scope and to determinethe qualifications for these organ¬izations.The handbook is to be compiled byby ani editorial board which consistsconsists of the folowing members:Edward Bastion, Edgar Greenwald,Marjorie Cahill, Zoe Marhoefer, andRosalia Pollack.Marcella Koerber and Dan Autryhave been appointed managers ofthe handbook. All plans, however-must be submitted for approval tothe Undergraduate council. The Men’s commission and theBoard of Women’s Organizationswill assist in the publication, whichwill be a supplement to the studenthandbook. The booklet will be mail¬ed to all registered freshman beforethey come to the University.Counselors DiscussWays To Aid FroshAll Federation counselors willmeet today at 12 in the north re¬ception room of Ida Noyes hall todiscuss ways of helping EYeshmanwomen. Marjorie Miller will leadthe discussion.“We wish to make the EVeshmanwomen realize that the University isa formal institution and that a ma¬turity of viewpoint is necessary on«campus. We wish to Instill in themthe spirit of sociability which theUniversity demands for its fullest,appreciation,” she said. 1VPage Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MAY 16, 1929iatlg Jiar00ttPOUNDn> IN lt«lOrriCIAL STUDENT NBWSPAPBB OP THE UNIYBBSITT OF CmCAfiOPnMtolMd aorninag, cxMpt S«tar<lay, 8un4«y and Monday, dnrinc tba Aatmaa,Wlntar and Spring gaartara by Tha Daily Maroon Company. Safaooriptioa rataa$•.•4 por yoar; by mail. |1.(0 por yoar oxtra. Singlo oopiea, flvo eonta oaeh.Bntorod aa oecond clam mattor March It. 190t, at tbo poot offieo at Cbieaco,Ulinoia. under the Act of March S. 1879.Tho Daily Maroon oxprcoOly rooorroa aH rights of publication of any amtorialappoaring in thia papor.Momhor of tho Waatom Confcrenca Press AssociationThe StaffLOUIS H. ENGEL, JR., MANAGING EDITORROBERT W. FISHER, BUSINESS MANAGERHARRIET HARRIS, WOMAN’S EDITORHENRY D. FISHER, SPORTS EDITORDEXTER MASTERS, CHAIRMAN EDITORIAL BOARDOFFICE—ROOM 16, 6831 Unirertity Avenus, LEXINGTON HALLTel^hones: Midway 0800, Local 44, Hyde Park 9221MBNGhacto H. Good.Hwia ^ —~—fdward G. BaiQiuiNonnaa B. QoAaaa.Edgar QrooawaldJohn H. HardiB_ ...Nowa Bditor_Nows BAtarOayMBtorDay MitorDayMtor-...Day Editor‘WOMENHarrlst Hathaway Junior EditorBooaHnd Groan .Junior EditorJ. Alisaa Gibbonoy Foaturo EditorMarierfo Cahill SevhoBMro EditorPoarl EUa Sopbomort EditorMarion E. Whito Sophomoro EditorMargaret Eastman Sonior RoportorAlice Torrey _Soeiety Editor SPORTS DEPARTMENTMaurieo Liobman Sopkoanoro EditorJonmo Strauss Sophaasoro EditorBmnarotto Dawson Wsussn’s EditorMarjorio Telnwn..Agooeiato Wansoa’s EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTEarle M. Stocker. Advertising ManagerRobert Nicholson Circulation ManagerLouis Forbrich Circulation AasMtantWilliam Kincheloo ....Circulation AssistantLee Loventhal ....Local CopyRobert Mayer Downtown CopyFred Towslcy Downtown Oo^Abe Blinder Downtown CopyRobert Shapiro Looal Cop/unmTHE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. EneonMragement of ettident initiatwe in undergraduate activitymmd ecKolaeaMp,2. A^ieation of reeeareh principlea and abolition of gradee foreemor college eiudente.t. Promotion of undergraduate intereet in leeturea, concerts,emMbite and other eampue cultural mfluencea.4. Erection of a field house.6. Adoption of a deferred fraternity and club rushing plan.6. Institution of a Reading Period plan.ON SPRING ELECTIONSIn the spring, when the young man’s fancy turns to thoughtsof love, and the weather turns warm, and the blossoms turn intoflowers, and so on, the University turns to elections: of marshalls andaides, of editors and chairmen, of honor-men and honor-women, ofone thing and another. And as ever-present as the season, is thequestion of fraternity, club, and social politics in these electionsThere is, in the large part of them, loud and lengthy verbiage dedicated to the matter of how many men or women in this fraternityor club should be permitted recognition, and how many in thatfraternity or club. There is, always, much of discussion relating tothe possibility of one orgnaization or another becoming prepond¬erantly successful in one activity or another. And sometimes, in astill, small voice, the subject of the much-abused actual merit orde&ervingness of a candidate is mentioned, not often, but enough' tosuggest without being too absurd that the voice be a bit more insistent,Naturally, in this University, where a good majority of the stu¬dents are little short of day-students, and are not, therefore, muchinterested in activities, the matter of organization-politics concerns acomparatively limited number. But to those it does concern it hHsa certain importance. And to anyone it is significant as an indica¬tion of the often-ridiculo js lengths to which undergraduate naivetemay be carried. As a care in point, at a recent election the twofollowing estimates were passed on a certain candidate: “We’ve al¬ready got someone from his fraternity” and “Well, he dates somegood women.”It is patently impossible to eradicate organization-politics al¬together; and, in fact, the importance of it is hardly vital enough' orfar-reaching enough to demand too much concern. But it is a thingwhose existence proves a fundamentally unhealthy condition in Uni¬versity life, and it is absurd when catered to as much' as it is now,and it is pathetically unfair to any individual who happens to haveminor social connections, no matter what his value as an individualbe. The fact which makes all this less important than it might be issimply that activities at this University are less important than theymiglit be and are at other universities. But the politics, the “fratern¬ity selection,” is just as much of the same category here as else¬where; and there are, believe it or not, an amount of sensitive per¬sons whose entire outlook heis been changed by th'e thing.And so we suggest, in these spring elections, not a total aband¬onment of organization-politics, which would involve too great achange in human nature, but aas a person, away from his vahof good women. >it more regard of a person’s valuee as a fraternity brother or a dater 1 f. i BARGAIN SALEofPublishers’ RemaindersNew Fresh StockMany splendid editioits—American and Elnglisti, at pricesaveraging Yz or less of published price.SOME REPRESENTATIVE TITLESAt Less Than $1.00French Men of Letters Series—Balzac, Montaigne, Saint-Bcuve.Masters of Music Series—Liszt, Schumann, Wagner.Dos Passos—The Garbage Man.Lawrence—Gentle Art of Authorship.Warren—Auction and Contract Bridge.Methley—Child’s Guide to London.Douglass—Every Step in Beekeeping.Davidson—More Stories from the Operas.Samples—A Collection of Stories.Squier—On Autumn Trails.Linscott—Up-To-Date Social Affairs.McKay—Harlem Shadows.At Less Than $2.50Cooper—The Brazilians and Their Country.Brown—Greece, Old and New.Faure—Dance Over Fire and Water.Hume—Sir Walter Raleigh, (Blue Jade Lib.)Colcord—Roll and Go: Songs of Amer. 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Christian, professor in militaryscience and tactics.Following discussions with MajorChristian dnd Dean Chauncey S.Boucher, Lieutenant Colonel Mar-getta will inspect the armory, store¬room, stables and enlisted detach¬ment. Luncheon at the Quadrangleclub, attended by Acting PresidentWoodward and all the staff officers,will precede the formal administra¬tive inspection.The second day will be devotedto survey of the military sftenceclasses, which will be described andoutlined by the lepartmental instruc¬tors. Lieutenant Colonel Margettswill personally* inspect instructionin gunnery, in topography, horse-manshi and maneuvers during themorning. The inspection will endwith a luncheon at the Quadrangleclub.T. V. SMITH TALKSON WILUAM JAMES“In the light of his open minded-nesa, William James is a true sci¬entist,” said Professor T. V. Smith,of the Philosophy department, whowill lecture on ‘‘The Scientific Wayof Life with William James asGuide” tomorrow at 6:46 in Fuller¬ton hall of the Art Institute.During his early life while Jameswas suffering fron» an attack ofmelancholia, he saved himselfthrough the pursuit of religion; soit is difficult to understand why it isthe scientific way of life which hoselected.According to the philosophy ofWilliam James “The truth is any¬thing that works” and “theoriesought not to be accepted unless theycan be proved.” OFFICIAL NOTICESFaris to Lecture onEducational Sociology“Educational Sociology” is thesubject of a lecture by Professor•EJdmund Faris, chairman of the de¬partment of Sociology, to be givenbefore the Sociology club tonight at8 in Swift 106.Professor Faris will emphasize dis¬cipline and curriculum in the So¬ciological field. “If Socioolgical prin¬ciples were adopted at the Univer¬sity,’ said Dr. Faris, “it would havean important effect upon disciplin¬ary measures. Before a student wasdismissed or put upon probation,the many influences responsible forhis conduct would be investigatedand taken into consideration.”Dr. Dora Neveloff-BoderTelephone Plaza 5571S'lrgeon Dentut1401 East 57th StreetCor. Dorchester Ave.CHICAGO, ILL.IINIYERSITY LUNCHCHOP SUEYEllis Avenue—Acrossfrom Snell HallPrescription PharmacyM.E.VASLOW’S1401 E Marquette RoadTelefdione Dorchester 0125Chicago, Ill. Thursday, May 16Radio lecture: “Christianity andRoman Imperialism.” Professor Shir¬ley Jackson Case of the Divinityschool, 8, Station WMAQ>Divinity chapel. Professor EdgarGoodspeed of the Divinity school,11:50, Joseph Bond chapel.Tennis match. University of Chi¬cago vs. Michigan State, 3:00, Var¬sity courts.Public lecture (downtown): “Ab¬raham Lincoln.” Professor A. C.McLaughlin of the History depart¬ment, 6:45, Fullerton hall, Art In¬stitute.Radio program: Blackfriars, 7,station WMAQ.Humanities club: “The Family ofGolias.” Professor Phillip F. Allen ofthe Germanics department, 7:46,Classics 20.Public lecture (Kent Chemical so¬ciety) : “Anthocyanins.” Dr. R. L.Shriner, Department of Chemistry,University of Illinois, 8, Kent thea¬tre.Philosophy club, “Philosophy inGreat Britain Today.” C. De LisleBurns, Professor of Philosophy, Uni¬versity of Glasgow, 8, Classics 10.Sociology club, “Educational So¬ciology.” Professor Ellsworth of theSociology department, 8, Swift 105.Friday, May 17Radio lecture: “Christianity andRoman Imperialism.” Professor Shir¬ley Jackson Case of the Divinityschool, 8, station WMAQ.University chapel assembly. Pro¬fessor Rollo L. Lyman of the Schoolof Education, 12, University chapel. AUTHOR WRITES ONCOLLEGE LIFE IN 1629Public lecture (Graduate School ofSocial Service Administration):“Ability to Pay for Medical Serv¬ices.” Michael M. Davis, M. D., Di¬rector for Medical services, JuliusRosenwald fund, 4:30, Harper as¬sembly room.Public lecture (Downtown): “TheScientific Way of Life with WilliamJames as Guide.” Professor T. V.Smith, 6:45, Fullerton hall. Art In¬stitute.CLASSIFIED ADSWANTED—Salespeople for 1929Cap and Gown. Leads furnished,commission paid. Call at LexingtonHall, noon or 2:30.FEMALE HELP WANTEDCOLLEGE STUDENT to travelfor summer; healthful work; salary$360 and train fare for 90 days.Call 9 to 12 a. m. Saturday. Suite1713, 100 W. Monroe Street.ARE YOU GOINGTO BE ATEACHER?If SO, why not plan to teachin Progressive schools?THE' EDGEWOODSCHOOL offers a Teach¬ers’ Training Course to alimited number of students.Edgewood is a boardingand day school for boys andgirls from Kindergarten toCollege.Students may study, ob¬serve, and practice on theEdgewood campus, withthe reinforcement of studyat Columbia if desired.For further particularsaddressTHE EDGEWOODSCHOOLGreenwich, Connecticut An amusing insight into the ex-stence of the American college stu¬dent of three hundred years ago ispresented in “The Not-Quite Puri¬tans,” the booy by Dr. Henry W,Lawrence professor of History atConnecticut college which has justbeen released by Little Brown andCompany.Brawls, hazing and difficultieswith the faculty according to con¬temporary diaries and histories,marked the spirit of the eighteenthcentury college student, especiallythose who attended Yale and Har¬vard.Nathaniel Ames, a Harvard manwho entered in 1758, kept an inter¬esting diary.March 13, 1758 came to College.Began Logick.March 18 fit with the Sophomoresabout customs.March 20 had another vght withthe Sophomores.June 13, 1760 acted Tancred andSigismunda for which we are like tobe prosecuted.Sept. 9 President sick, whereforemuch Deviltry carried on in college.Oct. 1, 1 scholar degraded thismorning, 2 admonished, 1 punished.Oct. 10. Kneeland’s and Thayer’swindows broke last night.Dec. 22. Gardner and Barnard ad¬monished stealing wood.Feb. 26, 1971. Phrst game of batand ball.April 15. Dependants of the Fav¬ors of the President and TiHtorssigned an agreement to inform ofany scholar that is guilty of pro¬fanity.May 19. Joseph Cabot rusticated.As soon as the President said he wasrusticated, he took his hat and wentout of the Chapel \Vlthout stayingto hear the president’s speech out.After prayers be bulrags the Tutorsat a high rate and leaves college. Hismother faints at the news.May 20. Chapel robbed of theCushing and Bible Cloths.July 15. Commencement.Club Plays BridgeA socia bridge was the feature ofthe regular semi-monthly meeting ofthe Sanish club yesterday at 3:30 inIda Noyes hall. Approximately for¬ty attended. Refreshments wereserved at the close of the afternoon,and prizs were awarded to the win¬ners.GARRICKEVES. AT 8:30 - MATS. AT 2:80The Mueical Comedy SmashA CONNECTICUTYANKEEwith WILLIAM GAXTONEvery Evening 73c to $3.00Wed. Mat. 75c to $2.00Sat. Mat., 75c to $2.50OFT IN THE STILLYNIGHT“Creak, Creak” squeaks everydoor in the House. Joe andFerdie again at th'eir nocturnal“barber shop,” And the boys allknow they’ll hear the latest songhits from Lyon & Healy’s . . . .Books of College Songs, too, aswell as everything known inmusic to make the Dorm homey.Pay by the Month,if You WishWOODLAWN STORE:870 Blast 63rd Streetl^on^ HealyOpen Evenings Until 10 o’Clock COLLEGE HUMOR,DOUBLEDAY, OFFER$3,000 IN PRIZESCollege Humor in conjunctionwith Doubleday, Doran announce aprize of $3,000 for the best novelof college life written by collegestudents. The contest is open to allundergraduates in American collegesand to graduates who have no hadmore than • one year of graduatework.i ‘ The nove may or may not be anautobiography, but it must deal withcollege life and college people. Thecontest wil close at midnight, Octo¬ber 15, 1929. Typed manuscripts of75,000 to 100,000 words should besent with return postage to the Cam¬pus Prize Novel contest, CollegeHumor, 1050 N. LaSalle Street, Chi¬cago, Ill., or to the Campus PrizeNovel contest, Doubleday, Doran andCo., Inc., Garden City, New York.The sum of $3000 is to be awardedfor the right to serialize the storyin College Humor and publish it inbook form, and this will be in ad¬dition to all royalties accruing fromthe book publication. Motion pictureand dramatic rights will remain withthe author. Both the book andmag-azine publishers reserve the rightto publish in book and serial form,according to usual terms, any ofthe novels submitted in the contest.Mr. John Farrar of Doubleday,Doran and Co. in a letter to Pro¬fessor Morss Lovett said, “It seemsto me that the practice and discKpline of writing a full length novelis a fine thing for any young mancontemplating a literary career. Ifind that so many young people start¬ing off in literature have no idea ofhow to sit down and write.”Judges will be the editors of Dou¬bleday, Doran and College Humor. DORABLY SMART.in the chic new tone ofpolished platinum. The CotyDouble Compacte, ,with itscorrect,'individual shadesof Coty Rouge and Pow¬der together, assuresthe constant fresh¬ness of your beauty—and so simpleto refill that itlasts as en-duringlyasa lovelywatch.SHADE COMBINATIONSBlanc [Poudre Compacte] with Light [Rouge]Rachel with Light, Medium or DarkNaturel with Bright, Light. Medium or DarkREFILLS—Both Rouge and Poudre CompactObtainable Everywhere. 50 cents.SOLD AT THE BETTER SHOPS THROUGHOUT THE IV-OPJ^DSPRING FORMALSFlannels and SergesPlain and Striped$7.50 to $12.50Flannel CoatsBlues and Browns$17.50 and $20.00Shoes by BostonianTan and Buck - Black and White$7.50 and $8.50Ties by ResilioFoulards and Twills$1.50 to $3.50Socks by InterwovenFigured and Clocked50c to $1.50WINTERS MEN’S SHOP1357 East Fifty-fifth StreetART WINTER TEX GORDON»‘Where You Are Served by College Men”<0THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MAY 16. 1929Page FourINSTIHITE NEWPROFESSORSHIPIN POLICE WORK(Continued from page 1)leaders to recognize the value ofscientific methods in criminology andof efficient police organization. Hehas been chiet oT police in Berkeleysine 1905, and that community, be¬cause of his advanced methods, hasbeen one of the model cities ofAmerica in its freedom from crime.He has kept his force abreast ofthe criminal in the use of modernmethods. All the police travel inmachines, and the Berkeley cars aresaid to have been the first in thiscountry to be equipped with radiofor communication with headquart¬ers. The crime detection. Chief Voll-mer has used all available scientificmeans, and has developed numer¬ous techniques for the applicationof scientific knowledge. He longago employed a ballistics expert ofthe University of California in theidentification of bullets.Studies of criminology alreadyunderway at the University will becorrelated in the establishment of thepolice center Prof. E. W. Burgess,who is an authority on crime and pa¬role problems; the School of SocialService and Administration, whichis working on delinquency and juv¬enile court problems; Prof. L. L.Thurstone, psychologist who hasdone much work in criminal fieldsand Prof. Leonard D. White, mem¬ber of the commission to inves¬tigate the Chicago police force, andactive in studies of police adminis¬tration, will figure in the new proj¬ect. Several more important ap¬pointments are expected to followthat of Chief Vollmer in the nearfuture.One of the early efforts of thepolice center will be to formulate standards of police practice, which |will be available to police forceseverywhere. Extension investiga¬tions of police w^ork and organiza¬tion abroad will be made at once,to make available such foreign ex¬periences as may be valuable. It isintended also to develop new policemethods through research, using allscientific methods that can be madeof value in the fight against crime.Among his innovations at Berke¬ley, Chief Volmer employed collegemen on his force, and his police sys¬tem has been a training school forchiefs of many American cities. Incollaboration with Dr. J. A. Larson,he developed the famous “lying ma¬chine” which has been uesd in morethan 10,000 cases and proved an ef¬fective means of establishing guilt.Sudden changes in the rate of res¬piration, pulse, and blood pressurebetray guilty knowledge when thesuspect in questioned concerning thecrime of which he is accused.The Berkeley chief has made im¬portant contributions to police ad¬ministration, and at various timeshe has served as consulting experton the reoi’ganization of policeforces in San Diego, Los Angeles,Havana and Detroit. He also wasconsultant to the Illinois Associationof Criminal Justice in its study ofthe Chicago police.The confidence which Americanpolice executives have in Chief Voll¬mer is expected to be an importantfactor in making his work effectivein his new position. He also enjoysa remarkable reputation abroad,having been characterized lastSpring by A. L. Dixon, head of theEnglish forces as “the one Americanpolice and criminologist respected inEurope.”“Appointment of Chief Vollmeras professor of police administrationis one of the most significant stepsthat has yet been taken to bring theresources of a university to bearon the American police problem,”said Leonard White, professor ofpublic administration at the Uni-OmeMOott^rovTEENffrWBOBM EfffS&OO31 N. State St., ChicagoCO WHEY’SCOLLEGIATE MEN SHOP1001-03 E. 55th St. at EllisDRESS SHIRTS —TIESFor 1929 BlackfriarsThe members ofthe Facultyand their families are invitedto have their photographsmade at the special rates ar¬ranged for by Cap & Gown ’29Daguerre StudioOfficial PhotographerCap and Gown 1929218 S. Wabash Phone Wabash 0526for appointment PALOS PARK GOALOF MOUNTED HIKE(Continued from page 1)suit of underwear, one handkerchef,one mirror, one razor, and one horsebrush are included. The Militarydepartment will issue, among otheritems, one horse brush, one tent,one raincoat, and two blankets.Practical instruction in variousbranches of military training will beundertaken during the march. Mount¬ed drills, camp making and breaking,and ground tactics are included onthe program.versity, who was instrumental inbringing the Berkeley criminologistto Chicago.“The technique of identifying andapprehending criminals has alreadydeveloped into a complex sciencewhich can be greatly advanced bycoordinating the special methods ofpsychologists, psychiatrists, crimin¬ologists and experts in ballistics as'veil as developing scientific meansof solving such problems as identi¬fication of hair, dust, stains, and thelike.“Chief Vollmer has a fine recordof scientific achievement as well ashigh administrative ability, and isexceptionally well qualified to lead auniversity program of research inpolice administration and methods.He has the confidence both of policechiefs and scientific investigators.”FRATERNITYJEWELRY STATIONERYDANCE FAVORSSpies Brothers, Inc.27 E. Monroe StAt Wabash 5th Floor IT’S HERE AGAIN1929 CAP AND GOWNOrder Your Copy TodayCampus Sales Peoples U. of C. BookstoreIda Noyes Hall Re3molds Club“Imagine My Embarrassment,”Saysthe University man or woman, “whenI stopped into the Maid-Rite Sand¬wich Shop and found that I didn’tknow what Maid-Rite Sandwich was—even old ‘Joe College,* I found, wason the up and up when it came to thisdelicious sandwich.*’THE SANDWICH IMMENSE FOR15cYou CallIWe DeliverMaid-Rite Sandwich Shops, Inc.1324 E. 57th STREETPlaza 5551 Between Kimbark and KenwoodChicago loses toIowa by eight to onescore. Finals of Intramuralbaseball progresses in*to seccMid round.THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MAY 16, 1929 Page FiveTWOCOOD, IOWA HURUNG ACEGIVES CHICAGO TEAM ONE RUNWHILE BUCKEYES TAUY EIGHTUrban Pitches Good Ball, Allowing Only Nine Hits, ButVisitors Make Eight of ThemCountChicago (1)Cooper, 3 b 2 0 0 1Lott, s s 3 113Kaplan, c f 4 0 10Wingate, If 3 0 10Urban, p 3 110lb 4 0 0 1Holohan, 2 b 3 0 0 0Bluhm, r f 2 0 0 1Cahill, c 3 0 0 026 1 4 6Iowa (8)Backford, r f 6 110Stebbins, 2 b 4 10 0Thompson, c 4 2 10Mowry, If 5 2 10Glassgow, 8 s 5 12 0Sahs, lb 5 0 10Musgrove, c f 3 0 2 0Nelson, 3 b 4 0 0 0Twogood, p 4 1109 8 9 0Three base hits—Mowry, Glass-gow.Two base hits—Twogood, Thomp¬son, Blackford.Struck out—Urban 4; Twogood 5.Wild pitch—Twogood.' Passed Ball—Cahill 3; Thomp¬son 1. Double plays—Twogood to Steb¬bins to Sahs.Iowa 30122000 0—8Chicago 00010000 0—1Twogood, big left handed Iowapitcher, was just too good yesterdayafternoon and as a result CoachCrisler’s Maroons dropped a gameto the Hawkeyes 8-1. Urban pitchednice ball for the losers, griving onlynine hits but poor support madeevery hit count.The Iowa hurler is a big wellbuilt left hander and certainly hasgot lots of stuff. He proved that heis just as good on the diamond ashe is on a basketball court, which issaying a lot. Twogood tightened upin the pitches and only allowed theMaroons to come through with onerun and four hits. The support be¬hind the Hawkeye hurer was perfecthis teammates making no errors.“Willie” Urban, young sophomoreflash, pitched good in streaks butthe poor support he got took theheart out of him. The Iowa battersonly got to him for nine hits all of(Continued in col. 5) Preliminary RoundOf Baseball FinalsSees Close GamesIntramural playground ball wasresumed yesterday with the playingoff, of some of the final games ofthe tourney. All of the games wereplayed with a great deal of enthusi¬asm as the championship is with inilose reach of all teams.Dekes Come ThroughOf the 3 o’clock games, the Al¬pha Epsilon Pi lost a close grame tothe Dekes by the count of 8 to 9. TheDekes took an early lead but theAlpha Epsilon Pi held a sluggingfest in the 5th inning and evenedthe count with an 3 all score. In theninth inning with the score still tiedthe Dekes managed the game.Zeta Bete WinsIn another game of the series ZetaBeta Tau, defeated Phi Beta Delta,by the score of 6 to 3. Wien, pitch¬ing for the victors, allowed only fourhits, while his outfit amasned a to¬tal of 8 hits. Bublick tossed wellfor the Phi Betes.The Chicago Theological Seminarylost a very uninteresting game to theDelta Sigma Phi outfit by the scoreof 11 to 3. 'Alpha Delts Put OutThe final game was won by PhiKappa Epsilon from the Alpha Deltswith a score of 5 to 3. The AlphaDelts amassed only 4 hits while vic¬tors received 13. Frosh Trackmen Show Ability InBoth Track and Field EventsFreshmen .tracks'ters under theguidance of Assistant Coach A. A.Stagg Jr., are turning in creditableperformances in trying out for num¬erals. Many of the green shirtmenare up and coming and should fillgaps in the Varsity made by gn*a<l-uating trackmen.The most outstanding of the neo¬phyte athletes is Alvin Coyle whorecently won the freshman indoorall-around track championship. Coyleis the same man who took a secondplace in last fall’s cross-country runheld at Washington Park. He spe¬cializes in the mile and two mileruns, having covered the distances i4:37 and 10:31 respectively.Cleo Coles, who led the way in thecross-country run, has shown style inthe half mile, being timed once un¬der 2:04. This lad from Des Moines,Iowa, is equally proficient in thedistance events. Chicago will be indire need of some fast stepping halfmilers to replace Gist, Williams andLivingston. Teitelman and Lettswill be the only first rate halfers leftfor next season, but the freshmanmaterial looks promising.Trude and Linklater are the classin the shot put. The former alreadymerits full numerals by virtue ofhaving heaved tlie iron ball 41 feet.7 inches. In the high jump Grimesand Stew^H H|^ soared over 6 feet4 and ]!i|ji|lroving with time. Abram, alone is out for the polevault, an event in which Chicago isparticularly weak.In the sprints Ramsey is thebright spot in frosh competition. Col-vile has been doing well in both 220and 440, having negotiated the fur¬long in 23 flat and the quarter milein 53 9-10. Locklin and Thompsonare good 220 men who are roundinginto shape. Adams and Baker havebeen performing impressively in bothhalf and mile.Roy Black will be a valuable as¬set to next year’s team in the highhurdles and broad jump. His besttime in the timber topping pastimeis 16:2 and he has jumped over 21feet. Yesterdy he did 21:1 a dis¬tance that is better than that of thewinning jump n the Triangular lastSaturday.Rudolph, who took second in theall-around competition is the bestfrosh in the low hurdles and upwith Black in the highs. He is alsocapable of running a 53 quartermile if called upon. STRING FOOTBALLSEES PROGRESSImproved Technique Is.Result of Practice(Continued from col. 2)which would have been pretty wellscattered if a couple of bases onballs and errors hadn’t been mixedin. Holohan turned in a prettygame at second and his fielding keptthe infield all bolstered up. How-eyer, George Lott was not havingsuch a good day. Although weather has been inter¬mittently good and bad, hopeful can¬didates for the 1929 football squadhave been plodding along in an un¬eventful fashion. Spring trainingthus far has been by marked routinefundamentals.Coach Stagg and his assistantshave been devoting considerabletime grounding men In the radimen-tals of the game. It is the hope ofthe coaching staff to start the fallseason with a large squad who cango on with more important tactics,rather than spend valuable time insimple fundamentals.Scrimmage and tackling has comein for a daily share of the workout.The weather has been cool enoughto make scrimmage feasible, althoughit takes toll in energy. The varsitymen have been working along withthe hopefuls.The spring session will end nextweek. Football will be interned un¬til late in September when CoachStagg will send out his annual sum¬mons to reassemble. A number ofmen will spend the summer in an at¬tempt to put on weight, all of whichwill be in their favor when the fallcampaign gets under way.The TEAM, The COLLEGE, The CLUBAll need it—.AND SO DOES ANY PROJECTAny who has played on a team, taken part in glee club, newspaper orcollege activity knows that success is often attained only by co-ordinating theexperience of many persons in one organization.Stone 6c Webster is prepared to help plan and organize a new devel<^ment in any fiddof enterprise. Within its organization are engineers to make investigations, reports orapprainflla preliminary to fiiumcing. More than that, Stone 6C Webster can providefinawrial pUns and assttt in financing. It can carry out wodc of any type or magnitude,providing complete designs and construction personnel.You will find Stone 6C Webster on the job in almost every state in the Union and IIImany foreign countries. When you leave college, you’ll find these men ready to help you,reedy to give you the benefit of 39 years* e]q>erience in financing, operating, and build*•ng. You’ll find the Stone 6i Webster organization is worth knowing and worth doingbusiness with.Stone & WebsterINCORPORATBD mTHElViRDBenqj CLgtton S Sons, , STATE and JACKSON—Chicago‘iMkIOADWAY and FIFTH—Gary ORRINGTON CHURCH—Evansfouf I, MARION and LAKE—Oak Park ,THE LYTTON COLLEGE SHOPThe New 4-PieceHICAGOANGolf Suits*40Coat^ Vest, Trousersand Knickers'^HE 4-Piece Golf Suit seems to fit^ every daytime occasion. It is thelast word in smartness on the golfcourse; almost indispensable for motor¬ing or traveling emnfort; good for cam¬pus wear. And these Chicagoans at$40 will serve them all in a manner thatrequires no apologies. 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A remark¬able lot of Suits at an exceptionally at*tractive price.Still Finer 4-Piece Suits50 ..k,*60im.jk.VPage SixODE TO SPRINGI’d love to pen an ode to spring,Something ‘sweet’ and bright.O’ flowers a-bloom and birdsa-*wingI should love to write.Of Campus in pale moon-glowWhen grey stone has a charmAnd elms, on the Midway rowAre personal, and warm.Or Campus at high noon-timeGay with it’s hast’ning crowdRomantic, with the noon-chimeThat carillon rings loud.I’d love to sing the MidwayIn verses that would standBut I must take the home-wayInto a greener land.When there is no elevatedAnd trees don’t grow in rowsWhere the arbutus, belatedPeeps from the clinging snows.For I ha’ herd the Brant callAnd I must pull my stakesWish one ’good hunting to you allAnd Ho: for the Land-O-Lakes.Le Turque Noir.CAMPUS KIBOSH(or whoopee with the “p” left out)Louis Engel says that the miracleis not so much that Cushman couldlift the Cadillac as that CharleyCutter could change the tire.* * *Mr. Hutchins deplored the fact,in the Sunday Tribune, that he isso young. “Unfortunately,” he said,“I cannot do anything about it.”Don’t worry, Mr. Hutchins, don’tworry, we never saw a universitypresident stay foung for any gjeatlength of time. However, if youshould really want to stay young trydoping out a way for this universityto have a winning football team.• • •And Ed Levin says that the playat The Goodman Theatre is knock*ing them for a “Golem.” I simplyhave to blame these puns onto some¬one.* * *Mr. William Read Harshe, theyoung feller who recently won the“Beau Brummell” contest, has beenpictyred on the billboards as partof a testimonial for Belchman’syeast. Mr. Harshe’s testimonial is asfollows; “Up to the time I first ateone of your Yeast Cakes I was nev¬er able to climb a mountain. LastChristmas my uncle Oscar sent mea small mountain. I was forced toput it out in the backyard as wehave a very small apartment. ThatNew Year’s Eve I ate one of yourYeast Cakes on a dare. I was thenable to climb my mountain. Onlyyesterday (block that pun!) I climb¬ed two telephone poles and a waterspout. I have been feeding my threemonths’ old baby a yeast cake dailyand then giving him three gallonsof water to wash it down with, hischest exansion has increased unbe¬lievably!”* * *Squads attention! Gong! Gong!Gong! Three proctors go immediate¬ly to Harper Library main readingroom. A man with a guilty expres¬sion is busy working on a term pa¬per. Go at once! We will repeatthis message ....* * 4<MONKEY ENTERTAINS DOR¬MITORY WOMEN—The Daily Ma¬roon. And we thought that “Danger¬ous Dan” only went to see one girl.* * *Two Phi Pi Phi’s get expelledfrom Northwestern, there is a riotat Des Moines University with muchthrowing of rotten eggs (we oughtto have a course in that) and noth¬ing to do here but cut classes. 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