GIST, TURNER NhMED “BcAU BRUMMELLS”“COMPLETECAMPUSCOVERAGE* Bailp illaraon Hagey heads Friars*usher.Vol. 28. No. 90. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY. APRIL 23. 1929 Price Five CentsThe Blind AlleyBy LioaU H. EnfalThe Daily Maroon has always hadto worry along under countless hand¬icaps, but today’s edition of thesheet will see the light of day—that is, if ever it does—only alterweathering the gravest difficultiesthat ever gave an editor, a businessmanager, and a printer cause to con¬template suicide with relish.At the present writing the onlylight that this issue of the Maroonhas seen since 7:30 this evening hasbeen the feeble sort of illuminationthat a half dozen candles and twopocket flashlights can provide in aprint shop which now seems to beabout as large as the Universitychapel. Outside the second storywindows, a Cottage Grove streetlamp contributes a few feebles raysto the general iiiuminatiun, out onemight just as well try to determinewhat is transpiring on the other sideof the room at a good fraternityhouse brawl as attempt to make outwhat Harry—he’s the printer—is do¬ing twenty feet away from where Isit trying to figure out whether I’mhitting a “p” or “q.” And when Iraised a candle to determine justwhat keys I punched to compose thatlast sentence, a large, healthy dropof hot tallow lodged itself some¬where within the innards of thisnone too sturdy portable.I’ve no doubt but that candlelight has certain aesthetic advant¬ages for a Y. W. service in a medi¬eval cathedral, but its merits are ab¬solutely nil when it comes to typinga column, reading proof, or arrang¬ing lead slugs in a press form, itmay be that Harry, your columnist,and the half dozen other weary soulswho are trying to publish this sheetwithout mixing their fingers in anyhot lead or rotating saws, are utter¬ly lacking in a true appreciation ofthe artistic atmosphere which can¬dle light provides, but we’ll have anincreased respect for the wonders ofmodem science, Tn particular the in¬candescent electric lamp.Speaking of the handicaps underwhich this officfal campus publica¬tion has struggled into daily exist¬ence, reminds me of innumerable oc¬casions on which only “the-show-must-go-on” spirit has accounted forthe sheet’s publication. That’s a mel¬odramatic way of putting it, but theMaroon office and the print shophave both seen considerable old-fashioned melodrama in their time.Of course this is a dinky publicationbut it has had its moments of jour¬nalistic thrill like any other credit¬able newspaper, and moments whichhave been just as exciting to thefreshman or sophomore on duty asthose which any city editor has ex¬perienced.There have been times when storieshave broken just before going topress, and the whole paper has hadto be remade. There have beentimes when scheduled stories havefailed to put in an appearance andthe editor was confronted with acolumn of blank space some time inthe early hours of the morning.There have been a thousand differ¬ent kinds of accidents and difficul¬ties such as tonight’s dilemma hasprovided, and each one has been asmuch of a test and a thrill to the kidon duty as any incident* related inthe lore of the newspaper game.Many is the time that a fellow withan eight o’clock class has looked outthe windows of Clarke-McElroy’sand watched the first cold light ofanother day sprawl across the cloudsas he has read the last page proofof a belated issne.Any critic who thinks that^s jfun can take a crack at night dutyhimself some time.* « •It is now past mMnigbt. The Com¬monwealth Edison Company has suc¬ceeded in restoring light, and the(Contittiied on yage 2) HOLD SCHOLARSHIP EXAMS MAY 24Present “Goin'Home”SaturdayHARRY HAGEY TOBE HEAD USHERAT BLACKFRIARSAbbot Warner Announ¬ces Appointment bySuperiorsHarry Hagey has been appointedas head usher of Blackfriars it wasanunounced yesterday afternoon byCharles Warner, abbot, who wasspeaking for the board of superiors,the controlling body of the dramaticorganization.Harry Hagey, who is a memoer ofthe Chi Psi fraternity has been gen¬eral manager ^f intramurals thisyear. He is also one of the collegemarshals. In his junior year he wasrepresentative at large for the juniorclass on the undergraduate council.As head usher his duty will be toorganize a group of men to usher atthe coming performance of Black¬friars’ show, “Mr. Cinderella.” It isexpected that he will appoint thosemen who are to aid him very short¬ly.DR. SAENZ TELLSOF EDUCATION INMEXICO OF TODAY Drama AssociationSponsors to SeePrize ProductionWith the spectacular events of therevolution drawing the world’s at¬tention, what is the Mexican federalgovernment doing, in the quieterfield of education, to stamp out na¬tional illiteracy?This question Dr. Moisis Saenz, as¬sistant secretary of education atMexico City, endeavored to answerin a lecture on “Educational Experi¬mental in Mexico” yesterdayafternoon in Harper Mil. Inan effort which owes its original im¬pulse to the educational philosophyof John Dewey, the Mexican govern¬ment, according to Dr. Saenz, hasmade at least primary training avail¬able to half of the nation’s childrenof school age in both rural and urbanregions.The new program being institutedby the federal government is char¬acterized, Dr. Saenz observed, by a“revolutionary spirit, ideology, eventechnique,” and provides for the sub- “Goin’ Home,” prize winner'of therecent Drama League contest, will be*presented Saturday evening at 8:30in the Reynolds Club Theatre as aprivate performance before sponsorsof the Dramatic Association, mem¬bers of the Drama League and headsof the various campus organizations.The play, which is being given forthe first time outside of New Yorkby special permission of Brock Pem¬berton, the producer, is being pre¬sented by Association members in ob¬servance of the anniversary of theamalgamation of the Gargoyles, Tow¬er Players and Mirror into the Dra¬matic Association.Members of the Dramatic Associa¬tion will see a dress rehearsal of theproduction Friday nigh.‘. All spon¬sors and members of the .\ssociationwho do not receive invitations, canproduce them at the tea to be givenat 4 Thursday in the Tower room.Ransom Ridout, of the Englishfaculty of the University of Califor¬nia, is the author of “Goin’ Home,”which is a dramatic variant of the“apres les guerre” theme. The sceneis laid in a cafe in an embarkationport, the characters being for themost part American soldiers readyto return to the States after the sign¬ing of the armistice. Only one wom¬an is included in the cast.The play is under the personalsupervision of Assistant Profes¬sor Frank H. O’Hara.DARROW SPEAKS ONCRIME TREATMENT’IN MANDEL THURSDAY A Pair of Champs MOON SELECTSPARKER, ENGELSTUDENT HEADSFive Hundred ExpectedTo Compete forAwardsVirgil Gist' Fred TurnerEmerge Vietbn in Close RaceFeatured by Heavy Balloting•The palpitating campus may takeits rest. Its Beau Brummells havebeen chosen.Virgil Gist, Phi Kappa Psi, andFred Turner, Beta Theta Phil haveemerged victors for thp Senior andSELLARS TO GIVETHIRD LECTURE INHUMANIST SERIES Junior cla.s.ses from the contest whichj has shaken the Quadrangles since itsj inception on April 10. The* DailyMaroon was sponsor of the contest.; Beau Brummell Gist is captain ofj the University basketball team, inter-j collegiate champion in the 880-yardj run, and treasurer of the SeniorI class.ordination of traditional curricula,toforms of instruction which stand thebest chance of practical use outsidethe schools. Oarence 1 tarrow, iiiiteil criminallawyer, will discuss “Crime aixl Itsrreatment" in a lecture Thursday nightat 8 in Mandel hall. He will pay partic¬ular attention to the crime legislationwhich has recently Ix'en passed, and onwhich he lately delated before the statelegislature at Springfield.Mr. Darrow has come here throughthe efforts of Charles Coe, president ofthe Lilieral Club, which is spon.soringthe lecture. Tickets are twenty-fivecents and may »be secureel at Wood-worths and at the University Bookstore.“Mr. Darrow’s sjjeech promises to Ik*very interesting Ix'cause he has just triedseveral criminal cases in which he pro¬tested against too stringent crime regula¬tions.” said George Brodsky, member ofthe Liberal Club. The third in a .series of lectures,sponsored by the Humanist Fello.w-ship, and dealing with the generalsubject of “Science and Society” willbe delivered by Dr. Roy W. Sellars,Ph. D., professor of Philosophy at theUniversity of Michigan, .tonight at8:15 in Harper Mil. Beau Brummell Turner, who beatout Art Peterson, Alpha Sigma Phi,at the last minute, believe it or not,served on, the arrangements commit¬tee of the World’s Greatest Inter¬scholastic, is a member of Black¬friars, and ahs served on three classcouncils. D«an Moon has requested thatmanagers and chairmen meet withinCohb 110 promptly at noon today.Preliminary plans for the secondannual scholarship interscholasticwere announced yesterday by DeanG. R. Moon, faculty director of theannual competitive examinations forhigh school seniors in the Chicagoarea. May 24 has been set as thedate, and in the announcement ofstudent managers Dean Moon indi¬cated that the examinations wouldbe conducted on the interscholasticbasis with a full day entertainmentprogram.Annouace ManagersMuriel Parker, Wyvern, and LouisH. Engelu, A. T. O., have been chos¬en as the two students who will man¬age the affair. Both were elected tothe Phi Beta Kappa honorary societylast quarter. Committee chairmenselected are:Publicity: Marjorie Cdhill and Eki-gar Greenwald.Tours: Charlotte Saemann andWilliam Garvey.(Continued on page 4)GROUND BROKENFOR NEW MATH,PHYSICS BUILDINGDr. Sellars, whose talk will be on“Science and the'Econoi.iic Order,”is chiefly interested in neo-human¬ism. Two of his books expoundingthis viewpoint are: “Essays in Criti¬cal Realism” and “The Next Step inReligion.” S. S. A. CLASSES TOHEAR LECTURES BYRACHELLE YARROSThis series of lectures is in accord¬ance with the purpose of the Hu¬manist Fellowship, which is to bringabout greater cooperation for thesolution of social problems betweenpeoples working in various fields, andto aid in bringring the tools of mod¬ern science more directly into usefor the betterment of human life.Cap and Gown Sees SimilarityOf University Life! to Tudor TimesLife in England, under Queen(Elizabeth, is the theme of the artwork in the 1929 Cap and Gown. Theplates and decorations of the year¬book, bein gdone this year by pro¬fessional artists, carry out an anal¬ogy of the life of those times withUniversity life.The division plate, in two colors,representing the Graduate schools,is of the court of Queen Elizabeth.The secret societies division plate isrepresented by the picture of theonly order of this type of the Tudorage—the society of headsmen. Inthe same way the several activitiesare represented as a scene of a navalbattle and classes by an inn. Athlet¬ics are interpreted as a bowling game on the green. Ivy, the shroud of Uni¬versity buildingrs and gargoyles areused in the borders decorating otherpages.Other division plates that correlate\University life with the Tudor Goth¬ic period are the “Rap and Pound”humor section with a humorous sceneform the life of the nobility, and thepreliminary pages which show a dis¬cussion of sages. The costume draw¬ing has been done with special carefor historical detail.The suggestion of the analogry ofthe student life and activities in theUniversity with the life in the timesof Queen Elizabeth came from thearchitecture of the buildings whichis modified Tudor Gothic. Y. W. PRESENTS NEWCOMMITTEE HEADSMOlWw l)r. Rachclle Y’arros, director of theSocial Hviuieiic council, will lecture to-(lay and tomorrow at :.U) in Cofifi lOd.under tlie ansijiees of tlie GraduateScIkhjI of Social Service .Administration.1 lie subject of her talk has not liecnannounced. The.se lectures are open tothe general public, although they arebeing given primarly in the interest of.M iss Sophoniska P. Breckinridge’s class.“The Family and the State.” Ground has been broken for theEckhart laboratory, which will housethe physics, mathematics, and astron¬omy departments. The buildingwhich will cost $604,000 dollars wasmade possible by the gift of BernardA. Eckhart. It will be located at Uni¬versity Avenue and 58th Street.The first floor will be devoted toresearch laboratories for physics.The other three floors will house themathematics and astronomy depart¬ments. Thirty-eight laboratories andthirty-nine offices for faculty and re¬search students, as well as an assem¬bly room for 240 persons, are fea¬tures of the building.Ryerson hall, now used by thesedepartments will be renovated. TheRyerson laboratory housed the workof the only three Nobel prize win¬ners America has produced. Theyare A. A. Michelson, Arthur Comp¬ton and Robert Millikan.AT TEA TOI OWThe Y. W. C. -A. interest f^nftUps andchairmen for next year wlli 'We, presentedat the Y. W. C. A. tea tomdrrow after¬noon at 3:30 in the Y. W.Hp. A. roomof Ida Noyes hall. Thes^^ grih^ formthe basis of the program com¬ing year. ’^ .AThe freshman group will w' Bpwsoredby Edith Annabel. The hospital vol¬unteer work by Virginia Bartlett; thefinance group by Eugenie Beck; thetours group by Luda Downing; thechapel group by Ruth Eamshaw; thedrama group Louise Kitlie; the worldfellowship group by Helen McDougall;the iinitercollegiate group by VirginiaPope; the volunteer servk^ wjM'k inthe settlements by Florence Seaborg,and the Quadrangle Fete by AliceTorrey. Shane, Meagher, Sampson WinDistrict Current Events ContestThree University students cap¬tured all the prizes in the Chicagodistrict New York Times CurrentEvents contest, it was announcedSaturday by the judges. The firstprize of $150, awarded to Robert S.Shane, the second, of $75, to GlennV. Meagher and the third $25 prizeto Jerome N. Sampson.The local committee which madethis award consisted of ProfessorsHarold E. Gosnell, Jerome G. Ker-win, and Carroll H* Wooddy of thePolitical Science department of theUniversity.The national prize of $250 wasawarded to Alexander L. Mitch ofAmherst college. Honorable mentionwas accorded Robert L. Stem of Wil¬liams college and Orrin Clark of Co¬lumbia university.Representative questions concern¬ ing current events were made up bya committee, and three hours timewas allotted for the examination.The first part was a series of ques-tiifiis about current personages andoccurrences, and the second consist¬ed of five short essays on popularquestions. Hiowever .topics dealingwith the recent national electionwere noticeably missing. Th^-ise top¬ics were to be treated as subjects foreditorials and hot as material for un¬biased presentations.Plans are already under way forthe 1930 contest, which will be heldnext February or March. All thoseinterested in competing in the con¬test, which will again be sponsoredby the New York Times, are re¬quested to hand their names to Pro=-fessor Posnell and start work imme¬diately.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, APRIL 23, 1929iatlg Hlar00ttFOUNDED IN 1»*1THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITT OF CHICAGOPnUisiMd Bioniinss, except Setarday, Snnday end Monday, during the Aatnai^Winter and Spring quarteie by The Daily Maroon Company. Subecripttoa rataelAOO per year; by mail, $1.60 per year extra. Single eopiee, five eenta each.Bntered aa eecond clam matter March IS, 100$, at the poet office at Chicago,Illinoia, under the Act of March S, 1879.The Daily Maroon expreealy raaerroB all righta ef publication of any matarialappearing in thia paper.Member ef the Weetcni Conference Preae AaeoriatlenThe StaffLOUIS H. ENGEL, JR., MANAGING EDITORROBERT W. FISHER, BUSINESS MANAGERHARRIET HARRIS, WOMAN’S EDITORHENRY D. FISHER, SPORTS EDITORDEXTER MASTERS, CHAIRMAN EDIT(MUAL BOARDOFFICE—ROOM 16, 6831 University Avenue, LEXINGTON HALLTel^hones: Midway 0800, Local 44, Hyde Paric 9221MENChartw H. Good.Edwin LevinRobert C. MeCormaeklldward G. —Stanley M. CorbettNorman R. G<ddauuiEdgar GreenwaldJohn H. HardinHenry C. Ripley Newn BditerNewn EditorMown Editor.Dag E£tor_Dag EditorDay EditorDay EditorDay Editor.Day EditorWOMEMHarriot Hathaway Jnaiov EditorBoaalind Green Jnalar Editor3. AMaaa Gibboney Fhnbnri BfitorFraneea A. Blodgett. Sayhonwre EditorMarjorie Cahill Sophomore EditorPearl Kloia So^Mmore EditorMarion B. White Sophomore EditorMargaret Eaatmam Senior ReporterAlice Torrey Society Editor SPORTS DEPARTMENTAlbert Arkulea Sophomore EditorMaurice Liebman Sephmnore EditorJerome Straum Sephenmre EditorBmmarettc Dawnoa Weama'a EditorMarjorie Tolman.-Amecinte Wenmn’e EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTEarle M. Stoeker. Advertiaiag ManagerRobert Nicholoon CirenlatieB ManagerLouia Forbrich Circulation AanintaatWilliam Kincheloe Circulation AmiataatLee Loventhal Local CopyRobert Mayer Downtown Oo^Fred Towaley Downtown Oa^Abe Blinder Downtown CopyRobert Shapiro Loml CogyTHE DAILY MARCKW PLATFORM1. BnecMragiMnt of otudont mitiatwe in tmdorgraduate oetMtifmmd •ehoUurthip.2. Agitation of roooareh prxncipUo and abolition of gradoo for•omor eoUogo $tndonU.S. Promotion of undorgraduato interett m Uoiwroo, eonetrU,•»h/ibiU and othor oamput ^tural mfluencet.4. Erection of a field house.o. Adoption of a deferred fraternity and club rushing plan.6. Institution of a Reading Period plan.WHAT IS AND WHAT OUGHT TO BEThe University Honor Commission makes a statement of sev¬enteen cases of dishonesty in college work which have come beforeit during the last two quarters. Of the persons involved in the cases,thirteen admitted their guilt, and four denied their guilt. The ac¬tion of the Honor Commission was, if nothing else, in accordancewith a nice system. For the thirteen who confessed were given pen¬alties: and the four who denied were exoneratd. Furthermore, thepenalties were almost identical: three quarters probation, loss ofcredit, suid a reprimand. In only three cases did the Commissionswerve from its system; and then the penalties were three monthssuspension, loss of credit, and a reprimand.It is inconceivable, in our opinion, that the Honor Commissionis serving in more than a mechanical capacity, when every studentwho confesses is given practically the same penalty, and since theoffenses range from copying out of a text book during a final ex¬amination to preparing a term paper with some outside aid. Andif every student who denies the charge of dishonesty, no matter whatthe charge or what the denial, is to be exonerated, we can only feelthat the Honor Commission is a rather feeble affair.But the Commission, withal, is functioning as well as such aCommission cem in such a University. Its success presupposes anactive student interest in its principles, and that interest is definitelynot presen here. It is weak in the institutions wherein it is strong¬est; and here, due largely to the heterogeneous make-up of the stu¬dent body, it is totally lacking. TTie obvious and necessary course,under the current system of education, with its emphasis on grades,its large classes, and the free-range it gives to skillful dishonesty, isto confess the impotency of an Honor Commission and install proc¬tors, or some such supervisory agents. ,The Daily MarOon is, and has been always, in favour of theabolition of grades, if not for all students, at least for senior collegeand honor students. It has, furthermore, consistently recommendedthe adoption of the Oxford educational plan. But as long as thesedesires remain more dream than fact,- the Daily Maroon stronglyadvocates the installation of the proctor system and everything thatgoes with the present old-fashioned idea of education.A THING OF BEAUTY IS A JOY FOREVERWhether male beauty contests are of importance to the state ofthe nation or, for that matter, of the University, is a matter of doubt.Whether they serve o raise the subsequent standards of dress andappearance among persons other than the contestants or winners,is a question which we are not prepared to answer definitely.Whether they fill a strong want on the part of the male to invadethe sometime sacred pursuits of the female, is likewise a matter onwhich we have nothing to say. But that they inject a shot of in¬terest into a nine-days-out-of-ten dull cycle of affairs, and that thej-afford a certain amount of gratification to someone somewhere, andthat they are if nothing else a calm and harmless form of sport,and that they boost the circulation of !he papers that run them, are R. O. T. C. ARRANGESINTERSCHOLASTICGUN COMPETITIONPlans for the organization of rifleand pistol teams for inter-schoolcompetition are now being made bythe military department.Major Christian, recently, has re¬ceived several letters, suggestingshooting tournaments, between thelocal cadets and those of nearbyschools. He is highly in favor of theidea and in an attempt to find outwho are interested, a meeting willbe held at the Lexington hal armoryat 11:60, Wednesday. All membersof the R. O. T. C. unit are eligible.The University range under thewest stands may be used by thesharp-shooters for their markmanshippractice. Guns and amunition will befurnished by the g^)vemment. Forpistols, the automatic Colt 46 will beused; and for rifles, the new improv¬ed Springfield 22 target musket.MEMORIAL SERVICEA Memorial Service will be beldat the Chapel on the Midway, lion-day evening. May 6, at 8 P. M. forthe Honorable Flora Sylvester Chen¬ey, Representative of the Fifth Sen¬atorial District.things which we know t% be so andwhich we approve of. Therefore,with the news that The Daily Ma¬roon’s “Beau Brummell” Contest isto be taken up by other universitiesover the country, we heartily congrat¬ulate ourselves and the winnera of>the contest, Mr. Virgil Gist for theSenior Class, and Mr. Fted Turnerfor the Junior Class.II" YOUHEARTHESING ATYOUNBSTLE’S is rich in cor-centrated energy— nourishing — delicious.Everybody praises its mel¬lower, creamier flavor.The purest, freshest, full-cream milk blendedsmoothly with the richnessof chocolate — that’sNestje’s, the creamiest ofall ipilk chocolates, thefavorite everywhere.You’re certain to like itbetter! Look for the clean,silvery wrapper. In,5c and 10c bars—red-lettered for Plain''Richestin Cream* OFFICIAL NOTICESTuesday, April 23Public Lecture: “Christianity andRoman Imperialism.” Professor Shir¬ley J. Case of the Church Historydepartment, 8, Station WMAQ. Fellowship): “Science and the Eco¬nomic Order,” Roy W. Sellars, Ph.D,. Professor of Philosophy, Univer¬sity of Michigan, 8:16, Harper As¬sembly room.Divinity Chapel, William C. Gra¬ham, Professor of Old TestamentLanguage and Literature, 11:50,Joseph Bond chapel.Publilc Lecture (The GraduateSchool of Social Service Administra¬tion) : Rachelle S. Yarros, M. D., Di-ector of Social Hygiene council,3:30, Cobb 109.Public Lecture (Downtown): “Ja¬cinto Benavente y Martinez,” Pro¬fessor Hayward Keniston of theSpanish department, 6:45, FullertonHall, the Art Institute.Radio Lecture: “ContemporaryCritics: Sociological Critics,” As¬sistant Professor Fred B. Millett ofthe English department, 7, StationWMAQ.Christian ScienceRoom, Swift Hall. Organization, Public Lecture (The Humanist7:30, Thorndike Hilton Memorialchapel.Wednesday, April 24Radio Lecture: “Christianity andRoman Imperial. . ,” Professor Shir¬ley J. Case, 8. Stavion WMAQ.Divinity Chapel, Mr. John Elder,11:50, Joseph Bond chapel.Public Lecture: (Graduate Schoolof Social Service Administration):Dr. Rachelle Yairos, 3:30, Cobb 109.Meeting of the Board of SocialService and 4 ;.^0, Office ofDean of the Chapel.Junior Mathematics Club: “A Mag¬ic Novelty,” Mr. A. Rubinson, 4:30,Ryerson 37.Missionary Furlough Club, “Com¬munity Work in Persia,” Mr. JohnThe Graduate Classical Club:“Plutarch’s Life of Xathippe,” Mr.Payson S. Wild, 8, Classics 20.The Theology Club: “Jesus in Cur¬rent Christian Thinking,” Mr. Ber¬nard E. Meland, 7:30, Common TEACHERS WANTEDDeicrcea—Maalert and Doctor*. EnRlUh,Phyaics and Astronomy, Bosiness Admini¬stration, Biology, E^ngineering, Chemistry,Eklucation.American Teachers’ Agency710 Old Colony Bldg.DES MOINES I A.A New#Laundry Service!We call for and deliveryour laundry. Fraternitywash is a specialty. Ourprices are the lowest inthe University Nabor-hood.Kimbark HandLaundry1324 57th St.PLAZA 3480HANDWORK MENDING FREEMay the 12th- - IS - -Mother’s DayNo gift can possibly please motherhalf as much as a new portrait of your¬self, neatly framed.Special ^5.00Daguerre StudioOfficial PhotographerCap and Gown 1929218 S. Wabash Phone Wabash 0526for appointment lElder, 7:30, Common Room, SwiftHall.Faculty Women’s Luncheon, 12,Ida Noyes hall. 'Scandinavian ‘ Club, “SomeGlimpses of Life in Stockholm,” Mr.Nilles Lindholm, 7:45, Ida NoyesHall.Philological Society: “Lancelotthe Perfect Lover,” Professor Alger¬non Coleman, 8, 6712 DorchesterAvenue.BUND ALLEY(Continued from page 1)work of patching this page togetherwill continue with as much efficiencyand speed as it usually involved inthe process, which is nothing to waxeloquent over. And now that thecandle-light vigil is ended. Bob Mc¬Cormack, Stan Corbett and I aregoing down to the hole in the wallon 6l8t street for a scuttle of cof¬fee.TheStoreForMenMarshallField&CompanyANNOUNCSMumTwo Mile Relay Squad VictorsAt Kansas, Other Relays Lose Chicago FencersBeat Milwaukee'To End SeasonThe University of Chicago’s fencingteam ended a successful season with a7 to 2 victory over the Milwaukee Y. M.C. A. The meet was held last Saturdayevening at the Milwaukee Y. It wasthe key to an evening of general fenc¬ing, which included saber and deulingsword exhibitions. Coach Merrill andEisendrath represented the University inthe exhibtions. Freidman of Chicago,last year’s conference chami), also hadan exhibtion match with Hiers of Illi¬nois, this year’s conference champ. Ademonstration of women’s fencing wasalso given. *Friedman-Eitendrath StarThe feature of the meet was the mar¬velous fencing of Freidman who tookall of his matches. Walsh and Eisen¬drath took two bouts apiece, Eisendrathwinning the final bout against the cap¬tain of the opposing team.This meet closes the dual meet sea¬son of the University of Chicago whichwas a very successful one. The teamwas only defeated once during the sea¬son and this was by Illinois the confer¬ence champs.The next singles meet to be enteredis that of The Illinois State Fencers’League. This meet is to start next Sat¬urday and continue for three Saturdaysfollowing.The Intramural fencing tourney fromwhich virtually all the varsity materialis developed is now in progress, andof the men participating, Sacredote, Chi¬cago^ City High champion stands out. WINNING LEADSWRESTLING TEAMFOR NEXT YEARNew Leader ElectedBanquet FridayNight atArchie Winning was elected captainof the Maroon wrestling team at a ban¬quet held last Friday night. Winningwho hails from the balmy shores ofmerry England has only one year ofcompetition to his credit despite thefact that he is a junior. The captain-elect is a member of Lambda Chi Alpha.The new leader was beaten only twicethis year, winning six bouts by falls.He was unable to compete in the Bigi Ten meet, however, becaus of severalfractured ribs. What he would havedone is still a matter of much conjec¬ture among Maroon fans.At the banquet, af which forty orfifty grapplers were gathered together.Coach Vorres awarded three trophies forhighest number of points scored duringthe season. Those who were honoredwere Sonderby, Dyer and Winning, Nar-din received a cup for high scholarshipand Winslow for' highest scholarshipamong the freshmen.Word has been received that KaareKrogh won first place in the 175 poundclass in the National A. A. U. meet heldat New York last Friday and Saturday.Krogh has completed his three yearsof competition in the Big Ten. Thisis the first National title Chicago haswon in wrestling.Both Freshmen and varsity are work¬ing regularly now, and the Friday nightshows will begin a week from next Fri¬day.Dayton whip-steel SPEEDgives you the jump on faster playersThe TempestAnd Miss Helen Wills who previousto this time has been known as a tennischampion is now beginning a campaignin the noble field of art. When theyoung women in question arrived in NewYork before sailing for a tour of Eu-roj)e, she carried with her besides 25tennis racquets 40 of her drawings. Theplan seems to be that between tennismatches Miss Willis will w'hat artistscall “a one man show” in some moreor less well known gallery. This marksHelen’s debut as an art exhibitor. Whichmay mean something—or again it maynot. ffl* * *Despite the fact that Knute (with a“k” if you please) Rockne’s famousfighting Irish from Notre Dame of theFour Horsemen renown—w’ell anywayalthough they don’t play a home gamethis year, Indianans or Hoosiers will beable to see the Irish in action on Octo¬ber 5 at Bloomington where they willbe the other half of Indiana University’shomecoming.Although the Irish have won everygame since a tied one in 1907, the Hoos¬iers have not lost heart and Pat Pagewill have a ferious eleven on the fieldnext October 5. This is true. If youdon’t believe us, ask Pat.* • *And now this person Jack Dempseyis working out in gymnasiums. Person¬ally we don’t believe he is going backimo the ring—he’s just getting in con¬dition to do a little collecting on some.past debts from that Stribling-Sharkeysucker show. Which reminds us thatthe former hcavywxight champion neverdid tell us just how he came out on the• money side of that bout. • ,« * *•Unless Dempsey comes back to thering we fear that there will be verylittle excitement in the heavy weightranks for many a moon. Right nowthere is nobody who arouses any pepat all and about the only thing to dois to get nice Maxie Smelling to enterthe roped square with the “ManassaMauler” and head each of them plentlyof the filthy lucre for the performance.This seems to be an excellent time forsomebody to get the general public in-terestM in something new. If we canget ahold of Ponzi in the next coupleof days we are going to broach a littlescheme to him that we believe is a realmoney maker. All we can say aboutit is that it is merely the Old Armygame brought up to date.• * *We saw some mighty interesting ten¬nis matches today. About eleveno’clock this morning we saw AmosAlonzo Stagg, Jr., who was • Conferencechampion in his day, playing with (JeorgeLott, who ranks as No. 3 nationally.“Lonnie” played his usual cutting andchopping game, while young Mr. Lottlooked pretty good. As a matter offact we can’t wait until he starts play¬ing as first single man for this old Uni¬versity..\nd this afternoon we saw “Bill”Calohan, our own tennis captain, and“Scotty” Rexinger, star of last year’sfreshmen team, doing their stuff on thevarsity courts. The Maroon leaderplayed his usual game, but the sopho¬more star looked mighty good. Rexingerplayed a cool steady game and his ser¬vice was almost perfect. “Scotty” oftengot that first ball ovre with all he hadand Calohan couldn’t get near it.* « «And just a parting word of our dearAlma Mater. The building that is go¬ing up behind Mandel is, according toreports, the Eckhart laboratory. That’swhere our teraus courts go. Oh, well,we can still play bridge. MAROONS TO PLAYPURDUE BASEBALLNINE DURING WEEKBoilermakers Invade MidwayWith Record of EightStraight WinsThe Maroons wfill tackle the Purduenine Wednesday afternoon at Greenwoodfield in the second conference tilt of theseason for Coach Crisler’s crew\ ThePurdue team comes up to the Midwaywith a record of eight straight victories,the last two against Big Ten teams.Maroon* Show WellThe Chicago squad made a l)ettershowing against Indiana in the openingconference game last Saturday tlian itdid against some of the practice op¬ponents who took the Maroops downlast week. While the Maroons wereshy in run getting, they garnered tenhits, which was a healthy indication thatthe boys had their eye no the ball.Urban, who twirled the opening com¬bat, pitched nice ball, and proved thathe is capable of standing the season’sgrind. The Hoosiers Ininched theirhits on Urban in or.e inning^ when theygot four runs. Urban had his opponentsin check with the exception of that onebad inning.Kaplan to PitchCaptain Bob KapTan, soutnpaw hurler.will probably take the mound Wexlnes-day in an attempt to repel the Boiler¬maker sluggers. The Purdue crew hasl)een hitting the ball at a terrific clip.They have a welHalanced team, whileseveral of the men have shown signsof brilliance in their last few perform¬ances on the diamond.With the advent of warm weather,Coacli Crisler’s proteges are taking fulladvantage of the bright sunshine andgentle zephyrs by loosening up some ofthe kinks and .stiff mu.scles. The teamas a whole is coming around towardmid-season form, and if the favorableweather continues, a ch.mge in the team’sperformance on the diamond may not beunexpected.EIGHT GAMES ONINTRAMURAL CARDEight games are scheduled for today’sIntramural Playground Ball activities.Thus far the leaders last year have suc¬ceeded in upholding their honor but theseason is yet young and many may fallby the wayside. Many of the gameshave lieen runaways.3 :00—In the Alpha Leagpie.Macs vs.'''Sigma Nu.Pi Lamtxla vs. Delta Kappa Epsilon.Sigma Chi vs. Tau Kappa Epsilon.—In the Beta I.eagueAlpha Delta Phi vs. Zeta Beta Tau.4:15—S. A. E. vs. Phi Pi Phi.Phi Delta Theta vs.' Tau Delta Phi.—In the Epsilon Leagpie,Phi Beta elta vs. Delta Upsilon.—In the Sigma League.Blake Hall vs. Chicago TheologicalSeminary.Dr. Dora NevelofiF-BoderTelephone Plaza 5571SnrgeGHi Dentist1401 East 57th StreetCor. Dorchester Ave.CHICAGO, ILL.University Drug Co.Gist and EllisLUNCHEON SERVEDIReal Home Made FoodServed as You Like It.We Deliver Fairfax 4800 Kansas Relays last Saturday, never¬theless they did not live up .to theexpectations of the Maroon follow¬ers. The Midway quartet in the twomile captured ifirst honors while bothmile and distance medley took thirds.In all three races the Maroon cin¬der stars failed to approach thetimes they had chalked up in therecent intercollegiate relay meets.Muddy Track HindersThe mediocre showing may be at¬tributed partly to the muddy trackand generally unfavorable conditionsfor stellar trakc performances. An¬other factor that caused the Maroonteam to slow down somewhat was theBOILERMAKER 1. M.PROGRAM SUCCEEDSIN GAINING SUPPORTLAFAYETTE, Ind.—Offering a va¬riety of 24 different sixjrts that attract¬ed 2,632 .students out of a possible malestudent body of around 3,000 last year,the slogan of Purdue University’s Intra¬mural athletic department, “Athletics for.Ml.'' seems due to come even nearer per¬fect realization this year, judging fromthe huiKlreds of students who may beseen in some form of competition anyj)f these fair spring afternoons. Theitraniural athletics, which provide anoutlet for excess student energy in or¬ganized recreation, have become one ofthe biggest factors in student life.Baseball, of course, is the most popu¬lar of spring sports, although tennis runsit a close second for student favor.Through the organization of the intta-nniral department, competition in all ofthe .spring sjiorts is arranged for fratern¬ity, unorganized and military teams orindividuals, as the case may be. Everyafternoon the baseball diamonds^ tennisand horseshoe courts are filled to capac¬ity. and an unhurried trip about the cam¬pus will reveal an even more amazingvariety of student athletic activity underthe control of the department. Although Chicago's touted trackteam did manage to capture morethan a fair share of the booty at thesubstitution that Caach Merriam hadto make because of the injury ofHarold Haydon. While broa'i jumpinglast Thursday Hal turned his ankleand was incapacitated for the all-important Kansas Meet. Merriam hadto shift the personnel of the threeteams because of the unfortunateevent.Livingston took Haydon’s place inthe mile relay, Hathaway, an untriedman replaced Livingston in the mel-ley event and Teitelman substitutedfor Livingston in the two mile. Theshifting of the men did not helptheh to perform efficiently.In the mile relay. Root, Living¬ston, Schultz and Gist carried thebaton for Chicago. These men whowith the exception of Livingston haddone a 3:18 2-10 at Texas, turnedin a 3:25 5-10 to cop a measly third.The great difference in what theycould do and what they did, leadsCoach Merriam to suspect that hisquarter milers were coasting a biton their reputation as a fast outfit.Even the bad weather could not re¬concile him to the fact that therewere over seven full seconds differ¬ence in their races at Texas andKansas.Gist ran a thrilling race to noseout Epstein of Missouri in the fin¬ish of the two mile event. Chicago’swinning time was 7:67 and Letts ranthe best race with an unofficial timeof 1:58. Teitelman and Williamscompleted the two mile team.In the distance medley Hathawayran the 440, Teitelman the 880, Wex-man the three quarters and LettstltF mile. With the regular teamrunning Chicago might have easilynon but this das a makeshift andtried team.Organise Sprint RelayWith Drake and Penn Meets notfar away, Chicago may add to theirrapidly growing collection of scalps,as a sprint relay team has been or¬ganized composed of Cotton, Brand,East and Klaussen.Look at the lines of a DaytonSteel Racquet. It’s built like anairplane, built for speed. Theframe is shaped like a strut, thinedge to the wind. The steelstrings are like guy wires—lessthan half the thickness of gut,much stronger, more springy.The wind resistance of a Day-ton Steel Racquet, measured inthe wind tunnel of an airplanelaboratory, was 489^ lower than that of standard wood-and-gutracquets.That extra energy is impartedto the ball, and gets it therefaster, faster. And thatextra 209^ gives you the jumpon speedier players.In impartial scientific tests, theDayton comes out ahead in thelaboratory, just as it does in prac¬tical tests on the courts. DaytonSteel Racquet Co., Dayton, Ohio.Cowhey’s Men Shop1001-03 E. 55th at Ellis Ave.Now carrying a larger assortm^^ of men’swear — Billiards Discontinued—Will specialize in Furnishings, Knickers,Trousers, Duck Pants, Dress Shirts, andNeck Wear.STANDARD BRANDSat VPOPULAR PRICES D AYTO n\sT U ETAS modernNq^s aviationWe Carry a Complete Line ofDAYTON STEEL RACKETSWOODWORTH’S1311 E. 57th St H. P. 1690Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, APRIL 23, 1929-4 ^ratios, and plane g«om«try); LatinI (based upon three or four years ofwork) i Genman based upon two,three or four ypars of work; Frenchbased upon two, three, or fouryears of work; Spaiush based upontwo, three or four years of work;Physics based upon at least oneyear’s work in high school physics;chemistry based upon at least .oneyear’s work in hi^ school chemistry;QSp —VA yyiu^HARSHE WINS CONTESTiMr. William Read Harshe, up to afew days ago a dark horse in the“Beau BrummeU” contest, has beenannounced as the winner. Your cor¬respondent, who interviewed Mr.Harshe recently, was among the firstto congratulate the winner. He hadanother statement for the press. “Ihave been,” said Mr. Harshe sadly,“to the Military Ball.” At this pointhe lifted his trouser leg and showeda badly lacerated shin. “As to thishere new contest,” he went on, “Iowe my success to my mother, loan¬ed by The Goodman Theatre, to Luc¬ky Strikes, and to the hang of mytrousers pressed between Simmonsmattresses.” The victor leaned for¬ward me, “Some fellers come up herethis morning and grave me ten bucksto say that. I think,” he added in alower tone, “that it was washing myface every day that won for me. ThisPeterson guy has a Kind of a yellerstain on his upper lip. I don’t thinkthat he washes.” Mr. Harshe lookedscandalized as he said this.Today, the winner will be award¬ed one hundred dollars worth ofclothing, al odd sizes, and in the af¬ternoon will be griven a shower bythe boys in the Phi Gam house. Thewinner’s name has been mentionedin connection with that of Lena Gen-ster, popular coed, but nothing canbe proven. Your correspondent sawhim waiting in front of the StevensHotel but it turned out that he wasgetting up a party of four to gothrough the revolving door.NO TRUE APE WOMAN—FAY-COOPER COLE: . The Daily Ma¬ roon- Why limit it professor? Wkylimit it?IT’S ALL IN SPEIGHT!“Professor Speigd>t will lecture on‘The Spirit of Scotch Universities’.”The Daily Maroon. Their school songis “It’s Tight Like That.”DIDJA EVkR SEE LONNYSTAGG use the good old Americantwist service? All he needi is a gprassskirt to look like Gilda Gray, Es?George?CONTRIB BOXThe cornerstone is to be laid to¬day for the new CONTRIB BOX. Thebox is the gift of that well knownmillionaire Mr. Woolworth. The cor¬nerstone was to be laid by BobbieMac but Mr. Louis Engel offered hisservices and of course that puts an¬other Engel on the matter.All seriousness to one side, direct¬ly in front of you as you enter TheMaroon Office is a BOX labeled TheWhistle, just drop your stuff in hereand see your name in print. MoreFun!\ ALICE TO ORVIS(ode to Spring)I see your face within my soupI lose my appetite.I hear your voice and have the croupYour voice puts sleep to flight.You must do something son or IWill waste down to a ton.Altho you are an awful guy—*You are the only one.*Poet’s license no. 9.FIJI. NOTICEApril 22, 1929.Ta inst4rvfM:<»rB ia the Colleges:The request of Sasior Classofficers for an important meet¬ing of all members has led meto set aside for that purposethe hour from eleven to twelvein the morning of Friday, April26. Absence from class attend¬ance at that hour is to be per¬mitted for member of the classof 1929.Frederic Woodward,Acting President.MOON SELECTSPARKER, ENGELSTUDENT liEADS(Continued from page 1)Arrangements: Jean Searcy andRay Fried.Following the plan adopted lastyear, the examinations will be con¬ducted from 9 to 12 in the morningin the gymnasium of Ida Noyes hallwith the exception of the Modernlanguage group which will be held onthe fourth floor of Cobb hall. Inthe afternoon cours of the Universityand a program of entertainment willbe given to be followed in the even¬ing by a program in Mandel assem-GREGGSCHOOL iRBCIUETAlUALiTBADflNe■chool sradBMa «r.«SSNsteat. CViUwAMM5*a<rfUHAr pmrtImUmrtlonuu scNOOi.D»s*. OwULGARRICKEVES. AT 8:3» • MATS. AT 2:30The Mneicsl Cosiedjr SmashA CONNECTICUTYANKEEMfith WILLIAM GAXTONEvery Evenins 75c to $3.00Wed. Mat. 75c to $2.00Sat. Mat., 75c to $2.50 CLUB BREAKFASTSPLATE LUNCHESSPECIAL DINNERSCRISP SALADSDAINTY SANDWICHESHONEY-FLUFF WAFFLESPASTRIESSODAS AND ICE CREAMSUNDAY DINNERS AT NOONTHE SHANTY EATSHOP1309 East 57tli StreetHomey Place for Homey Folks" bfy hall and th« announcing of winrners and awards.Practically all tl|« aiit{>licatio]is^totalling about five hundred are utthe hands of the University,''Bxata*iner, although the deadline is set forthe twenty-fifth.Announce ExaminutionoExaminations will be given in thefollowing subjects: English composi-tien and literature (college entrancerequirements); mathematics (at least2 1-2 units—algebra through quad-youill^SIi-F 4.8MILLIONA DAY/ IT WON’T LONGNOW. AND THE PAUSETHAT’S COMING MAYNOT BE SO REFRESH¬ING AS SOME OTHERSWE KNOW OF.The moral is to avoid situationswhere it is impossible to pauseand refresh yourself—becausewhenever you can’t is when youmost wish you could. Fortu¬nately, in normal affairs there’salways a soda fountain or refresh¬ment stand around the cornerfrom anywhere with plenty ofice-cold Coca-Cola ready. Andevery ^y in the year 8 millionpeople stop a minute, refaresh them¬selves with this pure drink ofnatural Qavois and are off againwith the zest of a fresh start.The Coca-Cola Co.. Atlanta. Ga.YOU CAN’T brat THEPAUSE THAT REFRESHESI T HAD TO B E GOOD T O GET WHERE I T CO-2IS MADAME BETTI' Dreumaking Shop1453 East 56tii StreetPlztza 8275 FRATERNITYJEWELRY STATIONERYDANCE FAVORSSpies Brothers, Inc.27 R. Monroe StAt Wabash 5th FloorT. ProFs voice won’tdrone off into nowhere whenyou’re fortified with a breakfastof SHREDDED WHEAT, the fOOdthat imparts pep and lets yourmind focus on the subject inhand.ShreddedWheatAll the bran of the whole wheat botany based upon at least oneyear’s work.At least on* sehelarship will beawarded in each department. Additional full or partial scholarships willbe awarded according to the num¬ber of competitors and the excel¬lence of the papers written.Telephona H. P. 3080TERESA DOLANBEN SMITZDORFSchool Dancing1208 E. 63rd StreetMenday, WedMcaday ead FridayBegin nera CUsaeaPRIVATE LESSONS ANYTIMENow FindsSad WorldYoung AgainDREAMS THAT COME TRUEI am sitting alone in my room tonight,Dreaming and smoking my old cobpipe;I smoke and dream, and dream untilI get a plot, and get a thrill.I am in the writing game, you see;And the pipe-dreams softly brine to meScenes of carnage where the red bloodran,And the dreams all come from a brightBlue can.It’s just a can of Edgewortb-cut—Fragrant as flowers—sweet as a nut;Of all Fate’s kindly gifts to manIs this gift of dreams from the brightBlue can.I sit me down at eve, to smoke;And soon am wrapped in amamc cloak;It has banished trouble, it has ban¬ished pain,And the sad old world is young again.J. H. RockwellMidland, Michigan.EdgeworthExtra High GradeSmoking TobaccoQUITEWITHIN ONE'S MEANSIN DEVELOPING CURRENTSTYLES FINCHLEY HAS INJECTED THE ELEMENTS MOSTLIKELY TO APPEAL TO MENIN tHElR COLLEGE PERIOD.IT IS SUGGESTED THAT IM¬PRESSIVE SELECTIONS MAY BEMADE WITHOUT GREATLY DIS¬TURBING ONE'S ALLOWANCE.INDISPUTABLE CORRECTNESSIN BOTH MODEL AND FABRIC.FORTYTIVE DOLLARSAJVD MOREREADY-TO-PUT-OSTAILORED AT FASHION PARKHATS HAREJiDASHSIi FTHE SHOESJaisk^on Boulevard East,o| State