GIST, u Mr. O’Hara's OfficeCobb 300 (3 copies)BRUMMELl" vote“COMPLETECAMPUSCOVERAGE^ illaraon Forge, Phoenix outtoday.Vol. 28. No. 87. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 17. 1929 Price Five CentsAthenaeumEditor • Note: De^rting fromour customary neutrality, we offerto find for Mr. Sampson, who sub-aluits the plaintive five hundred wordsbelow, any number of courses andprofessors who wifi challenge his in>tellect for what it’s worth. Anyway,hSr. Sampson states a point of view,which is more than most contribu¬tors do. Forward, men! ELLSWORTH, KOERBER HEAD MIRROR-V A FEEBLE SYSTEMJerome N. SampsonHo hum! You’ll pardon me if Iy«wn!-Four courses happen to be afflict¬ing me at the moment, hence my un¬gentlemanliness. To be more specific,each of these admirable classes onclose inspection turns out to be aone-man lecture series. Exactly one■of the four promises to be an inter¬esting lecture series. Allow me towax impressionistic. Beautiful pro-fdbsorial notes in a red and blacksymphony of meticulous typing wornfrom repeated use. Dlill, brayingvoices. A silent herd, busy trying toappe&r as if they were listening in¬telligently and at the same time pre-oecupied with the dismal task oftranscribing the gospel which ispoured on their lowered heads, intonotes of their own. Occasionallythe generous orator becomes con¬scious of the fact that his audienceis human and asks a simple ques¬tion to relieve their boredom. Noone speaks! By the time the note-takers have taken off their intelli¬gent look and started thinking thenote-giver in his impatience at theirignorance has answered the questionhimself. All this a daily occurencewith little or no variation.At the end of the quarter the in¬dividual members of the silent herd jwill get their revenge by pouring thenotes right back at the instructor.And this process is dignified withthe term “higher education”! Againyou’ll pardon my boorishness. Notonly am I addicted to yawning, butalso to skepticism.I have no fault to find with oc¬casional lectures in a course. It isonly when this excellent educationaldevice is used to the exclusion ofevery form of discussion in whichstudent participation is encouragedthat I protest. Let me delve into thewhys of the system and so clarifymy doubts.The first factor we hit upon isthe questionable policy of the uni¬versity authorities of allowing thegreatest percentage of undergradu¬ate classes to take on the characterof a Cecil Demille mob scene. Theinitial difficulty, then, is too manypupils per instructor. This, I ven¬ture to say wthout a knowledge ofthe financial condition of the uni¬versity, is remediable. Avoidingimpartiality we see that the secondand perhaps the most important fac¬tor is the lethargy of these estim¬able instructors, who decide that lec¬tures are the only feasible methodof presentation as soon as they areconfronted with more than twentybeaming faces. Discussions are so aptto result in confusion and petty ar¬gument, the complicated subject mat¬ter is handled inadequately by thetext.To be perfectly frank we mustconclude that our instructors are alltoo human beings who choose thepath of least resistance in prefer¬ence to essaying the task of leadingvita! discussions. And where do we(using a relevant street phrase)“get off at.” We become unquestion¬ing receptacles for questionableknowledge. Denied the right to de¬velop ourselves by active participa¬tion in the learning process and sub¬jected instead to a monotonous repe¬tition of the same type of learning,we lose whatever intellectual curi¬osity we ever possessed and actuallymust look outside of the classroom((jontititted on 2) Name Ball Patrons, PatronessesGREAT INTERESTSHOWN IN MALEBEAUTYJOWTESTHeavy Vote EvidenceOf StudentAtteiitkmWith the “Beau Brummell” con¬test now in full swing an examina¬tion of the ballot box reveals thefollowing leaders in their respectiveclasses:Seniors-1 Virgil Gist—520.Robert Spence—442.3 Barry Hagey—268.4 Robert McKinlay—254.5 Raymond Murphy—205.6 Eugene Macoy—108. ' ,7 John Weaver—41.Juniors1 Arthur Peterson—585.2 Fred Turner—404.3 Edward Lawler—402.4 JBhn Haeberlin—280.5 Howard Willet—108.6 Orvis Henkle—41., 7 James Parker—10.It is surprising to note that overnineteen hundred votes have beencast for each class.The sleek blonde hair and grace¬ful collegiate demeanor of Virg Gist,captain of the' Basketball team andinter-collegiate half-mile champion,seems to have given him a flyingstart in the senior race. BobSpence, president of the senior class,captain of the swimming team andfootball star, is Gist’s nearest com¬petitor, but at the rate at whichvotes are coming in such a difference(Continued on page 4) ... 1Preparations forMilitary Dance' Near CompletionPatrons and patronesses for theFifth Annual Military ball, to beheld Friday, April 19 at the SouthShore Country club, were announc-y«terday by Charles Nebel, co¬leader with Arthur Peterson. Theyare: Mr. Harold H. Swift; Mr. andMrs. Frederic C. Woodward; Mr. andMrs. Lloyd R. Steere; Mr. and Mrs.David H. Stevens; Mr. and Mrs. Row¬land Haynes'; Dean abd Mrs. HenryG. Gale; Dean and Mrs. C. S. Bouch¬er.Patrons and Patronesses' Ah’S. Edith Foster Flirtt; Mr. andMrs. R. V. Merrill, Mr. and Mrs.Lennox B. Grey, Mrs. Thomas•O'Hara, Mr. Frank H. O’Hara, Ma¬jor-General and Mrs. Frank Parker,Colonel and Mrs. George Weeks, Mr.and Mrs. T. J. J. Christian, Lieuten¬ant Nicnll Galbraith, Lieutenantand Mrs. Charles R. Gildart, Lieuten¬ant and Mrs. Ernest C. Norman,Mr. and Mrs. George Hartford, Mr.and Mrs. Percy B. Eckhart, Mr. andMrs. Charles J. Nebel, and Mr. andMrs. Walter Peterson.Ticket Sales IncreaseTicket sales for the dance, whichis being held on the anniversary ofthe battle of Lexington, are increas¬ing steadily, it was announced. Chicago Symphony Orchestra Gives* Impressive Program at ChapelBy Alfred V. FrankensteinIt was an impressive event, thatsymphony concert in the chapel yes¬terday. So far as the eye is con¬cerned, no more satisfactory settingfor the Chicago Symphony orches¬tra can be imagined. So far ak theear is concerned, the chapel settingis somewhat doubtful.Vote on SymphonyThe program bore a coupon ask¬ing the audience to decide if it pre¬ferred future concerts in Miandel orin the chapel. In order to decidethe question for my own insigni¬ficant self, I wandered about thebuilding and took in the music ftbrnmany angels. And it seems to methat a little less than half of thechapel is definitely ineffective forsymphony concerts.’ The acoustical¬ly ideal church is by no means theORDER OF GRAILINITIATES TONIGHTAlpha Delts GiveAnnual Playfest%The Fourth Annual Dramatic Pre¬sentation given by the Universitychapter of Alpha Delta Phi will beheld Friday and Saturday, May 3and 4, it was announced yesterday.The series of plays will be given at8 each night in the Reynolds clubtheater.Friday night the audience willconsist of the undergraduate chap¬ter and their guests, prominent stu¬dents from campus. Saturday is re¬served for an alumni reception. Fol¬lowing the performance Friday nightdancing will be held until 1.Last year Otis F. Glenn, presentU. S. senator from Illinois and him¬self an Alpha Delt, was the guestof honor. Thirty-one candidates for Orderof Grail will assemble tonight at 6in Hutchinson Commons for the or¬ganization’s annual initiation ban¬quet, announced Milton D. McLean,secretary of the University’s Y. M.C. A.Rolland Schloerb, successor to Dr.Charles W. Gilkey at the Hyde ParkBaptist church, will be the mainspeaker of the evening. His addresswill' be supplemented with talks by•Enos Troyer, president of the Grail,who will review the events of thelast year’s work, and by Alan Daw¬son, vice-president, who will outlinethe program for the spring.Among the guests are three rep¬resentatives from the freshman classof Northwestern University, CharlesBlooah, the Liberian student, andCoach A. A. Stagg. The candidateshave been selected from those qual¬ifying by their interest in the workof the Grail. One of their require¬ments is an essay on some phase ofuniversity life with the impressionsit has made on them. These themeshave been mimeographed and putinto pamphlets to be distributed atthe end of the banquet. WILLITS, EXPERTON INDUSTRY TOSPEAK ON GOALDr. Joseph H. Willits, Director ofthe Industrial Research Departmentat the University of Pennsylvania,will talk on “The Present EconomicSituation of the Bituminous CoalIndustry,” today at 4:30 in Rosen-wald 2.Dr. Willits has just returned fromabroad, where he made his head¬quarters at Geneva, Switzerland. Hemade several trips to study the in¬dustrial situation in various Euro¬pean countries, with particular em¬phasis on German industry. He willgive an informal talk on his “Im¬pressions of Industrial Germany”for the Graduate club of Economicsand Business, today at 8 in the Grad¬uate Clubhouse.Dr. Willits received his Ph. D.(Continued on page 4) acoustically ideal concert hall. Inthe one a sense of remoteness, oflargeness and depth and distance isto be desired. In the second, soundshould fill intimately and fully everypoint and angle of the- room.The University chapel is a skil¬fully built church. It has the acous¬tic remoteness of well planned placesof worship. But when one listensin it to an orchestra as one sits atthe far end of the nave one feels asif he is listening at 59th street tomusic beinb performed at 58th. Inthe transepts one is listening arounda corner. Only in that part of thenave that lies directly in front ofthe chancel does one hear the or¬chestra at its best.Gorgaou* WorkMusically the chief advantage ofthe chapel lies in its fine organ,which can be most effectively com¬bined with the instruments. Butthat brings up the question of theeffect of the chapel setting on Mr,Stock’s programs. The one that wasplayed yesterday was rather churchyand hackneyed, except for an elegy,chorale and fugue by Thorwald Ot-terstrom of Chicago, which seems onfirst hearing to be a gorgeous pieceof work. The other new selectionof the program, the second move-(Continued on page 4)HOLD EXHIBIT OFORIENTAL RUGS‘BEAU BRUMMELL’ CONTEST BALLOTJUNIOR CLASSIn my honest opinionis most deservingon the basis ofb<:auty and dressto receiveThe Daily Maroon**B£AU BRUMMELL”PRIZE SENIOR CLASSIn my honest opinionis most deservingon the basis ofBEAUTY AND DRESSto receiveThe Daily Maroon“BEAU BRUMMELL”PRIZE Humor Only inApril PhoenixDevoid of any attempts at liter¬ary effort, the April number of thePhoenix is out today. It features artwork by Sam Van Dyne and othersand is garbed in a cover by PeggyPaver. Humorous skits and dialoguesinterspersed with jokes, both localand imported, comprise the bulk ofthe contents. Announcement Is madeof the Phoenix Beauty and Popu¬larity Contest in this number.The only article in the entire mag¬azine containing more than five linesto the paragraph is the editorial InkPot-Pourri. This number marks thedecided about-face executed by 'thePhoenix staff in order to produce amagazine which would have*’a-moreuniversal appeal among the students. An exhibition of rare Orientalrugrs, loaned by Nahigian Brothers,Inc., importers, is now open to thegeneral public in the library andlounge of Ida Noyes hall and willremain until April 27. **Mr. Haig R. Sherkerjian, presi¬dent of Nahigian Brothers, and anauthority on the subject of foreignrugs, will be in the display roomsevery day during the exhibition inorder to explain the technique ofweaving and the symbolism of therugs to visitors.Mr. Shekerjian will give twolectures on “The Origin, History,and Romance of Oriental Carpets,”the first on Friday at 4 and againMonday at 8. The latter lecture isunder the auspices of the Renais¬sance society, and will be illustratedwith slides showing the technique ofthe process of rug-making, from theshearing of the sheep to the com¬pleted work, Mr. Shekerjian will alsolecture to classes in textile art. Ar¬rangements for additional lecturesshould be made with him. PARKER, SCOTT,FERNHOLZ WINBOARD^LACESInstallation Banquet toBe Held April 30In Ida NoyesCora Mae Ellsworth and MarcellaKoerber were elected business andproduction managers yesterday byseventy members of Mirror. Mar¬guerite Fernholz, Muriel Parker andCatherine Scott are the three seniorselected to board positions.The new officers of Mirror havebeen active not only in the dramaticassociation but in other campus ac¬tivities. Co'ra Mae Ellsworth was arepresentative on the Sophomore andJunior class councils, co-chairman ofTag Day for Settlement Night, as¬sistant editor of the Phoenix andsponsor for the Military ball. Mar¬cella Koerber besides holding formerMirror positions, of assistant stagemanager and stage manager, hasbeen a representative on the firstcabinet of Y. W. C. A. and chair¬man of the Board of Women’s Or¬ganizations. Marguerite Fernholzand Catherine Scott had star rolesin the recent production “Slip-Slaps”and Muriel Parker was chairman ofthe music.The installation of officers willtake place at a banquet held April30 at 6 in the sunparlor of Ida Noyeshall. Tickets for one dollar may beproduced from the new board mem¬bers who will be in charge of thedinner. Mrs. Marianne DurbrowVenable, coach of the MiiTor chor¬us, and Frank O’Hara, director ofstudent activities, will be the guestsand speakers of the evening. The re¬tiring officers will administer theoath of office to the new officers.Give $10,000Memorial FundAn endowment fund of $10,000has been given to the University byMr. and Mrs. E. I. Lorenzen of St.Catherines, Ontario, in memory oftheir son, Edmund Harold Lorenzen,who died in 1918 from influenza-pneumonia contracted while in- theservice as a member of the Uni¬versity unit of the S. A. T. C.The fund is to be named for theson, and the principal with any ac¬cumulated interest is to be lent todeserving students in the Univers¬ity. Preference is to be given at alltimes to students from the MaineTo'wnship High school of Desplaines,the school from which the son cameto the University.PROHIBIT PARKING Campus Dramatic Festival OpenedBy Production of *‘No ’ Count Boy 99Campus parking is prohibited,starting tomorrow, according to abulletin issued by Lester S. Ries,superintendent of the buildings andgrounds department. The action hasbeen taken with a view to obviatinginconveniences which have resultedfrom unrestricted parking, Mr. Riessaid.The new ruling permits visitorsand delivery trucks on the drives,but prohibits them also from park-; When the “No ’Count Boy” shuf¬fles onto the stage tonight at Man-del hall in Paul Green’s play of thatname, he will gpve the cue for be¬ginning the Dramatic festival of fourone-act plays, staged annually to getfunds for the University Settlement.The plays, which are to be per¬formed by little theater groups fromthe north and south sides, are: “TheNo ’Count Boy,” Percival Wilde’s“Confessional,” “The Double Shift”by Dorothy Aldis, and “Helena’sHusband” by Phillip Moeller.'The Dramatic festival was origin¬ated nearly thirty years ago, whenProfessor George E. Vincent, whorecently retired from the presidency of the Rockefeller Foundation, stag¬ed “The Deceitful Dean.” The festi¬val gave way to the annual Settle¬ment Night celebration, reappearingonly ten years ago to continue tothe present.Patrons and patronesses are: Mr.and Mrs. Rowland Haynes, Mr. and.Mrs. Marcus A. Hirschl, Mr. andMrs. Hartley C. Laycock, Mr. andMrs. Rollo Laverne Lyman, Mr. andMrs. William Albert Nitze, Dr. andMrs. Dallas B. Phemister, Mr. andMrs. Lloyd G. Steere, Mr. and Mrs.A. W. Sherer, MY. Harold Swift,Mr. and Mrs. James W. Thompson,Dr. and Mrs. J. Gordon Wilson andMr. and Mrs. Frederic Woodward.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY, APRIL 17, 1929iatlg ifflar00nPOUNDED IN IMlTBE OFFICIAL STUDENT NBWSPAPEB OF THE UNIVEB8ITT OF CHICAGOPukti«h«d moraingB. except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Aatnaia,Winter and ^ring guartere by The Daily Maroon Company. Subecriptioa rateeM-0# per year; by mail, $1.60 per year extra. Single eopiee. five centa each.Stored aa aecond claaa matter March 1$. 190$. at the poet offiee at Chicago,lllinoia, under the Act of March S, 1979.Daily Maroon expreaily raaarvea all righta of pnblicatioa of aay Baateyial•weariag ia tkia paper.Member mt the Weatene Cenfereace Preaa AeueriaHeaTTie StaffLOUIS H. ENGEL, JR., MANAGING EOfTORROBERT W. FISHER, BUSINESS MANAGERHARRIET HARRIS^ WOMAN’S EDITORHENRY D. FISHER, SPORTS EDITORDEXTER MASTERS, CHAIRMAN EDITORIAL BOARDOFFICE—ROOM 16, 6881 Unirsnity ATenac, LEXINGTON HALLTelfiphones: Midway 0800, Local 44, Hyda Pack 9221Chartm M. Oeo4...„BAwhi Laete MamaBeaty C. Biplw Day BihartrOURBairWt Batbaaay .■,—.,.49.j Boaallai Oraaa — BilterJ. AHeaa Ottbeaeg Z. Aohwe wShmI Fiaaaaa A. Elaigatt. ■aohaaMra EditorHarjoila OahlU ■aohoMara BiHor' PeaH Klafai Baohaaeate Bditar■ariaa B. Whita —Bnphoenare EditorMargaret Eaataean Smior EeporterAlice Torrcy -..Society Editor SPOETi DBPABniBNTAlbert Arkaloa _Maariaa T iebmaaJemaaa StraaaaBmmaiaMe Daaaoa WauMa'a 1Marjaeia Thlmaa. Aeieeiate WaaBaat IEUSINBSS DBPABTMBNTBarla M. Stoakar. AdearWaiag MaaagarItnbml Niebahaa_—.-.CiraalalfaB MaMaarLouie Forbrich Cirealatioa AeahtaatWilliam Kiachdoe ...CirealatiaaLee Loventhal LocalEobert Mayer __DawalawaFred Towaley DawatawaAbe Blinder DowntownHobart Shapiro CopyOapyOwrCopyOasyTHE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Eneeur^0mmtt of atudont imtiativ* tn undorgraduato aetMtgmmd •eholmr$Mp.2. A^ieation of roaoarek prineiple$ mnd abolition of gradoa for•onior otAUgo otndontt.I. Promotitm of undorgraduato intoroot in looturoo, eoneorto,omhdbito and othor eampuo ^tural influoneoo.4. Erection of a field house.5. Adoption of a deferred fraternity and club rushing plan.6. Institution of a Reading Period plan.AND WHEN nr COMES IT BRINGS GOOD CHEERWe are faced with the glad oasis of Blackfriars in a monthor so. It comes with spring regularly. It comes like football comeswith fall, and like Christmas comes with December, and like a cir¬cus comes to a small town; appreciated, that is, and looked forwardto and wondered about. Naturally, the ractions which it engendersare ingenuous ones; if they weren’t, Blackfriars wouldn’t be thrivingas it is now. A tradition, and Blackfriars is one of our few if notin most ways the best, demands naive acceptance. Inconsistenciesmust be overlooked if thought about at all, and the heart (ah, nobleheart) must join in gladsome participation. And so it makes noenormous amount of difference if the show is sometimes rough inspots, as it is with amazing infrequency, or if the songs often wavera bit when middle C is left too far behind. For critical persons findsmall companionship in a Blackfriars audience. Most people cometo derive untold joy from seeing their sons and lovers attired in whatamounts to their underwear in other Seasons of the year, or to giggleloudly when Joe kisses Alice who, as everyone know, is none otherthan Mike.But Blackfriars has not achieved its successful position simplythrough the humor resulting from the pro tern transition of male tostage-female. Nine times out of ten, the audience will see a goodshow; good in music, in lyrics, in acting, in idea, in production.The students actively engaged in the work, along with the producer,devote the better part of a year to it in one capacity or another. Andif critical persons are in the audience, they will seldom find the resultof that year’s labor an insufficient reward, judg^ing from any stand¬ard they set up, including a professional one. And that doesn tmean that a Blackfriars show is as finished as a professional show; itmeans simply that Blackfriars offers as good a show as any organ¬ization going to college in its spare time can offer.With Blackfriars, pleas are seldom made for interest on thepart of the University. Abbot Warner is not forced to issue wanlyenthusiastic notices in public and contemptuous denunciations inprivate to make it known that his little gathering is going to have ashow. Such occupations are reserved for the sundry Universitysocial functions, the ill-attended lectures, and, in fact, practicallyeverything else relating to the school. We do not remark anyindication in this fact of the presence of the long-maligned Univer¬sity spirit. We are satsfied with the simple explanation that Black-friars, with all the trimmings that go with it, has the wherewithal tosatisfy the greatest number of people, and hw failed to do so, inthe memory of any of them, very rarely.TICKETS STILL AVAILABLE FOR THEMILITARY BALL OFFICIAL NOTICESWedneaday, April 18Public Lecture (the HumanistFellowship), “Science and Govern¬ment,” Professor T. V. Smith of thePhilosophy Department, 8:15, Har¬per Mil.Public Lecture (School of Com¬merce and Administration and theDepartment of Economics) “ThePresent Economic Situation of theBituminous Coal Industry,” JosephH. Willets, Ph. D. Professor of Indus¬try, Director of the Bureau of Indus¬trial Research. Wharton School ofFinance and Commerce, Universityof Pennsylvania, 4:30, Rosenwald 2.Radio Lecture, “Christianity andRoman Imperialism,” Professor Shir¬ley Jackson Case of the DivinitySchool, 8, Station WMAQ.The Chemistry Joum$d Club,“Some New (^impounds of Fluorine,” Mr. J. B. Parsons, 3:30, Kent20.The Mathematical Club, “InverseProblems of the Calculus of Varia¬tions,” Dr. L. LaPaz, 4:80, Ryerson37.Divinity Chapel, Dr. HaroldSpeight of Dartmouth College, 11:50,Joseph Bond chapelThe Zoology Club, “Business Man¬agement and Insect Control,” Dr.T. E. Snyder, 4:30, Zoology 29.The Graduate Club of Elconomicsand Business, “Some Impressions ofGermany,” Dr. Joseidi Willits of theUniversity of Pennsylvania, 8, theGraduate Clubhouse.Thursday, April 18Radio Lecture: “Christianity andRoman Imperialism,” ProfessorShirley J. Case of the DivinitySchool, 8, Station WMAQ.Divinity Chapel: Dr. Harold E.Speight of Dartmouth College, 11:60,Joseph Bond Chapel.Public Lecture (Downtown):“Samuel Adams,” Professor MarcusW. Jernegan of the History Depart¬ment, 6:45, Fullerton Hall, Art In¬stitute.Radio Lecture: “The Technical As¬cent of Man,” Waldemar Kaempffert,Director, Rosenwald Industrial Mu¬seum, 7, Station WMAQ.The Humanities Club: ProfessorCharles Reed Baskerville of the Eng¬lish department, 7:45, Classics 20.ATHENAEUM(Continued from page 1)for intellectual stimulus that weshould receive there. The interplayof our mental reactions to problemsand questions that we are intenselyconcerned with is taken from us andwe remain educational derelicts as aconsequence.The remedy for this lamentablestate of affairs lies in the furtheringof smaller classes, a minimum of lec¬turing and virile discussions guidedby instructors who rank above mor¬ons. Given these conditions we canprogress toward a realization of aportion of the educational idealismsuspended in front of us. There aredifficulties in the way of changethat'may seem insurmountable tocomplacent conservatives. On thisquestion, if on no othe rquestion, dowe need a liberal Socialistic prop inorder to ‘obtain a more equitable dis¬tribution of hot air than is currentin our halls of learning.xy81 N. state St., ChicagoUNIVERSITY LUNCHCHOP SUEYEllis Avenue—^Acrossfrom Snell Hall TENNIS SPECIALSWRIGHT - DITSON, Service $5.00SPAULDING, Bx 5.00MAGNAN, Champion 5.00SPAULDING. Peerless 5.60MAGNAN. Winner 6.00Spaulding - Wrig^t-Ditson Frames $6.50 to $8.0010% DISCOUNT ON ALL STRUNG RACKETSRacket Restringing—^Prices from $2.50 to $9.0012 Hour ServiceTENNIS BALLSSpaulding - Wright-Ditson - Pennsylvania 192950c Each — 3 for $1.25Spaulding — Wright-Ditson 19282ScEachRACKET COVERS FR6M.45c to $ 1.50GOLF BALLSSpaulding Kro Flites 75cOthers from 35c to 50cUniversity of Chicago Bookstore5802 ELLIS AVENUESisters over the skinKipling’s famous “Colonel’s Lady and JudyO’Grady,’’ who were “sisters under the skin,”are sisters over the skin as well in these dayswhen the latest and most authoritative fashionnews is available to every woman in the adver¬tising columns of her newspaper.Today no woman’s clothes need proclaim thethickness of her pocketbook. The advertise¬ments which meet the eye of the woman accus¬tomed to social secretaries and liveried chauf¬fers, and guide her in her selection of a ward¬robe—likewise greet and guide the young ladywho earns her own living. And both may bethankful that advertising has forever banishedthe dowdy, frumpy “female.”Where will the waistline be? Bows at the cuffs,or not? “V” neck or square? How long—orhow short? What materials does Paris favor?What colors are “being worn’’? Those ques¬tions are answered for everyone—in the adver¬tisements. And with the answers are coupledthe names of manufacturers and merchants whomake and sell materials, trimmings, accessories,on which you can rely. For those advertisednames are sdvertised only because they are re¬liable. Otherwise you would probably neverhear of them.You can follow the advertised styles withassurance—and buy by advertisednames with profit.Maroon. baseballteam meets Lake For¬est in return game. Merriam pp^pitf es ^brilliant relay teams'for Kansas meetPage ThreeThe TempestIt seems to this writer that our NINE MEETS LAKE FOREST AGAINfair University has in the past beencarrying out an athletic policy thatseeks rather to emphasize intramuralathletics than inter inter-collegiatesports. It may not have carried outthis idea but it still seems to thiswriter that the original Intention wasthe one mentioned. Just how suc¬cessfully they have carried out thisplan is well shown by our more thaninspiring Bartlett gymnasium—^butwait, let’s forget all these old inef¬ficiencies and turn to something thatreally requires attention.In keeping with its immense andremarkable building policy the ad¬ministration has seen fit to blot outabout a half dozen tennis courtsacroas from the Purser's office (thatis the cashier) by erecting anotheredifice dedicated to some science. Theresult is that there are now only twoor three so called tennis courts onEllh avenue. Then half satisfied withthis, the authorities went about re¬moving the half dozen courts behindMasidel Hall and so on the immediatecampus there is practically no placeto play tennis. Over on Inglesidethere are about a dozen, and wemight as well say right now that itwould be a good idea to fill up thevalleys before the cows begin tograze there.When one considers the hundredsof students at this University thatare really vitally interested in tennisand then turns to the fifteen or six-een courts that are supposed to ac¬commodate them, the situation is not, humorous but offers a serious prob¬lem to the school. If our purpose inathletics is to get the most peopleinterested in bodily exercise, and wewant to build strong men and wom¬en, citizens who are physically fit forthe game of life why don’t we pro¬vide facilities? If the administrationproceeds to build this campus intowhat is virtually a big tenementhouse, where are you going to findroom for tennis?Furthermore, aside from this ten¬nis angle of the situation, think ofwhat our campus is going to looklike if they clutter up every inchof space with a pile of bricks andconcrete. Goodness knows that evenotn- campus is not one that can beraved over even as compared withothers in the state, and maybe eventhe city. The University owns plentyof land in the district. Why don’t'we build out instead of crowding allour buildings on a couple of blocks?However, if we did cover theentire campus with buildings therewould be some benefits. If the build¬ings were erected with the eavesinterlocking we could run down thepaths in the rain without gettingwet. Then again if one roof wasbuilt over all the structures and itwas made sound proof we wouldn’tbe disturbed by the rivet choruswhich has been beating and hammer¬ing a steady chorus ev^r since wehave been at this institution. How¬ever, if the students wished to seethe airplanes overhead we couldhave this super-large roof rolledback and thus the heavenly skieswould be exposed to the gaze of allof us. Another advantage would bethat we would save expense for snowshovelers, because the snow wouldn’tbe able to seep through this extra¬big roof. Nevertheless, there wouldbe trouble if the Man-in-Charge for¬get to pull the roof back for thenightBut getting back to those tenniscourts. If they continue the presentpolicy the varsity tennis team maynot even be able to have a place topractice. Oh, but why worry . . .we could always turn to Ping-Pong.Which gives us the idea that someday we are going to fill up a columnwith a lot of suggestions for pep¬ping op this Hungarian cranie ofPing-Pong. ^ TRACKMEN ROUNDINTO SHAPE FORKANSAS RELAYSFast Timet Turned InBy Squad InPlracticeWith warmer weather aiding theefforts of Coach Ned Merriam’scrack relay runners, the men who'are expected to bear the brunt ofChicago’s cause in the Kansas relaysSaturday are rapidly rounding intoshape. It was reported that HalHaydon turned in a mark of :15 flatfor the 120 yd. high hurdles, whileSam Teitleman did 1:69 in the 880.The Maroons are aiming to hangup three more relay victories totheir successful outdoor campaignwhich began a month ago. The trackteam faces excellent competitionin the three events it will run, thesebeing the distance medley, the onemile, and the two mile.In the distance medley CoachMerriam will probably rely on Liv¬ingston, Letts, Wexman, and Cap¬tain Williams to turn the trick. Themile relay, an event which will drawa host of teams, will see as the Ma¬roon bearers Gist, Schulz, Root, andHayden. The two mile will probablyfeature Letts, Wexman, Williams,and Livingston.The mile relay team is capable ofcovering the distance in 3:18.3,a mark which will be hard to beat.If the team is pushed in the meetSaturday, this time may be beat.While some doubt exists as towhether the Maroons will enter thetwo mile relay, the men are capableof running the distance in close torecord time.The Maroons are certain to startin three events, which together withthe men entered in the individualfield events, places them in a posi¬tion to come out with high honors.ARCHERY CLASSESFOR WOMEN TO BE ‘HELD EVERY FRIDAYProviding the weather permits,open hour archery will be held everyFriday from 12 to 1 on Dudley Fieldin the rear of Ida Noyes hall. Everywoman of the University is wticomeand is invited to participate in thisactivty regardless of abilty or lackof ablity she may possess as an ar¬cher.Archery classes art finding thisactivity most enjoyable and now re¬alize that it is not a lazy man’s sportbut on the contrary is much harderwork than one would expect. Eachclass is working hard to acquire thelargest membership in the Bull’s Eyeclub, the requirements for which areobvious.Smith Speaks onScience, Society“Science produces goods; govern¬ment distributes them,’’ said Profes¬sor T. V. Smith of the Philosophy de¬partment in his lecture on “Scienceand Government’’ last night at 8:16,in Harper Mil.Professor Smith compared the listsof things which contribute to thevalues in life as found in the teach¬ings of Plato and Jesus, and lastlyProfessor Small, who was formerlyprofessor of sociology at the Uni¬versity. He pointed out the relationof these “goods” to existing govern¬ments and scientific ideals. Accord¬ing to Professor Smith, “the busi¬ness of science is to provide us withthese values of life, and that ofgovernment to distribute them equal¬ly." Baseball SeasonTo Witness HardFight In Big TenThe race for the Big Ten baseballtitle this year should be filled witha great deal of excitement, and abreathless finish can be expected.Michigan, Illinois and Iowa have ex¬ceptional teams, although the Illinihave been very unfortunate in re¬gard to injuries, and the race shouldbe between them on pre-seasondope. Chicago is a negligible con¬tender but they may come throughagain like last year, and place high.Purdue and Wisconsin are both alsoin the running and may upset thefavorites.lIliBi Stars InjuredInjuries have caused a good dealof sorrow on the Illinois campus,where prospects were the brightestin many years. .\iriio«t half of theoutfit returned from the recentsouthern training trip sufferingfrom some ailment or other. Capt.Andrews, star hurler, has dodged thejinx, though, and with any sort ofsupport should account for plenty ofvictories.Indiana has already beaten OhioState. Paugh, the bqst of the Indi¬ana pitchers for the last two years,held the Buckeyes to three hits.Harrell, Crimson captain and thirdsacker, is one of. the leading bats¬men in the conference. He account¬ed for most of his team’s runs againstOhio.lows StrongLed by Capt. Thompson, who doesthe receiving, Iowa will undoubt¬edly prove a contender. Two good,basketball star, is the Hawkeyes’star moundsman, and in additionbats at a .275 clip. Glasgow, half¬back on the ’28 football team, isone of the defensive aces of the out¬fit. He pla3rs shortstop.Carroway will lead Purdue thisyear. He was one of the finest pitch¬ers seen in action last year, andshould repeat his demolition of hos¬tile batting averages this season.Purdue will place an experiencedteam on the field, since most of lastyear’s veterans have returned.“Peat" Welch, grid hero, holds downfirst base.University of Michigan’s baseballteam begins its Conference seasontwo days after returning from theirspring training trip with a game atAnn Arbor today. TENNIS TEAM TOOPEN SCHEDULEAGAINST PURPLELott to be Backbone .Of Strong NetSquadWith George Lott of Davis Cupfame as the backbone of the teamThe University of Chicago tennissquad faces a highly successful sea¬son opening with the Northwesternmeet there on April 30. He has def¬initely been declared eligible andthe only matter that remains to besettled is the determination of theman who will play doubles with him.Rexinger, or Captain Calohan havebeen most consistently mentioned forthis honor, but it may turn out thata less qualified player will fill thebill, as Lott can win with almostany partner, according to the menon the team.No definite ranking has been madeof the team as yet, and the only an¬nouncement that could be obtainedwas that the following men havebeen showing team possibilities:Lott, around whom the whole teamwill be built, Captain Calohan, theonly letter man from last year onthe squad, Allison, who has consid¬erable experience, Rexinger and Hey-man, stars of last year’s frosh squad,kaplan, who is handicapped by alack of time, Jackson, Bernard, He¬bert, Lesser, and Mahin.Weather Handicaps TeamCold weather has hindered thethe team considerably in its prac¬tice, but they should be in goodform by the time they journeyto Northwestern at the end of themonth.Last year the team had a dis¬astrous meet .season and then Calo¬han and Nelson came through inthe conference doubles, while Budddid the same in the singles event.Both Nelson *ind Budd are now outof school, how'ever. Nevertheless, |with Lott and the natural improve¬ment of the other men, the teamis in much better shape than it wasat the end of last year. Next to Lott,Barton of Michigan and Cornel ofMinnesota stand out and it is hopedthat they will be able to give hima good work-out.Higher education in footwear shouldinclude a careful study of Nuiui-BushOxfords—the only Ankle-Fashioned Ox-ford). No gapping at the ankle, no slip¬ping at the heel.NUNN-BUSH SHOE STORES42 N. Dearborn at.32 W. Jackson Blvd.115 S. Clark St.Chicago, III.NunnBush(fhe cAnhle-ifashionedOxfoirl Grappling SquadAlready DrillingFor Next SeasonThe Maroon wrestling squad al¬ready is in training for next sea¬son. The promise for the next year’sduets is quite bright judging fromthe returning varsity matmen andthe incoming frosh materiaL Al¬though a number of old men are lostthrough graduation a fair sized vet¬eran’s list remains.Winning will be In shape to com¬pete in the 118 pound class, and itis hoped that he will make an evenbetter showing than he demonstratedthis last quarter. Fuchs and Levineare the men who will leave from thisdivision. Adler and Htman are themainstays in the 128 pound class,and will be supported by Merryxnanand Gedgud. Among the 138 pound¬ers Dyer, Keeker and Smith will bedepended upon. Willett is the onlymatmen who has had experience inthe 148 pound class.While Kouodziej is lost from thei158 class, Busse will be back to com¬pete in that weight. Elher, a 168pounder, is expected to put up somereal form, and Froberg, wrestlingin the 178 pound weight, can be re¬lied upon for some fine work. Son-derby is a heavyweight who is sched¬uled to make an excelent showingand he will endeavor to beat his rec¬ord of this year.To keep up the work of g^ettingin condition, there have been plannedFriday evening tournaments whichare scheduled to commence a weekfrom the coming Friday night.The freshman squad also offerssome good prospects. The group isquite large and about twenty men inall have been awarded numerals.These men are: Louis, Rohs, Popa-dopulos, Benes, McNutt, Schwartz,Todhunter, West, Buzzell, Hurst,Winslow, Loomis, Barnett, Rund,Smith, Ihnat, Jorgenson, Thomasand Barbara. All of these grapplersare looked to for material for thecoming round of competition.The annual wrestling dinner forvarsity and numeral men will comeoff on Friday. This event wall be openonly to those who have been invited.Coach Vorres has made a plea thatall the wrestlers continue their train¬ing work throughout the springquarter. MAROONS AIN TOWIPE OUT LOSSOF FIRST GAMEKaplan Or Urban SlatedTo Pitch RevengeGameThe Varsity baseball nine wrilltackle the Lidee Forest outfit at 3o’clock this afternoon on Greenwowlfield in an attempt to offset th*Lake Forest victory last Saturdayover Chicago. The North Shore ninedefeated Northwestern Monday. WillUrban or Captain Bob Kaplan willdraw the hurling assignment, whilethere is an added possibility thatGeorge Lott may see duty on themound.After taking the Alumni down apeg, the Varsity felt a trifle moreoptimistic about their chances for avictory against Indiana Saturday,which will be the initial conferencetilt for the Matrons. The Maroonsare aiming to clean up on Lake For¬est and Western State Normal, sothat they can face the Hoosier op¬position in good shape.The Maroons are far from peakform, which may be due to t^eweather. So far, wintry blasts moresuitable to January weather haveassaulted the Varsity candidates,an das most followers of the nationalpastime know, baseball players neverreach their prime unless the weatheris torrid. However, Coach Crisler’smen are struggling valiantly to over¬come weather handicaps, and havesucceeded fairly well.The team is still in a state offlux as far as a definite lineup isconcerned. Kaplan, for example, hasbeen commuting between centerfield and the pitcher’s box with con¬siderable success. Crisler has beeniwing the Maroon captain in hisregular lineup because of his hittingability. Davis and Knowles are twocandidates who look good for out¬field berths.Wingate and Cahill are two cap¬able catchers. At first. Pierce issupposed to have an edge over Fish,which gives Crisler two men for thatberth. Holahan has been holdingdown second base, while Lott seemsa fixture at short. Bluhm, Cooper,and Tipler are out for the far cor~ner sack, but none of them seemto have cinched the job.During Summer VacationLEARNTO FLYYoung men tci th college back-ground needed in aviationSpend a delightful vacation in the air. Prepareat the same time for one of the many oppor¬tunities offered hy aviation. A college trainingbacked by a thorough course in practical aero-nautica and actual flying ra taught in IJniver-aal Aviation Schools, prepares you for a positionin this growing new industry or any of theother flelds of business which aviation touchesupon. f I ifMany Courses AvailableIn addition to complete flying courses qualify,ing graduates for examination for private. commercial or transport pilots license. Uni¬versal Aviation Schoola offer various coursesin aviation mechanics and businesa aviation.The faculty of Universal Aviation Schoola iscomposed of the most competent ground andflying instructors in the country. UniversalAviation Schools are located in a number ofcities throughout the United States. A schoolmay be near you.Send 25c for This Book"Aviation—What It Means To You” de-acribea without distorting or magnifyingfacts, what the aviation industry is doing.Every young mau should have a copy of thisSend 2Sc for your copy, using thecoupon below.Universal Aviation SchoolsA Division ofUniversal Aviation CorporationThe Untveiaal Aviation Cor¬poration is a 110.000.000eoneera operatinaover 5000miles ofairwaye aday carry¬ing air mail and paeeengereand maintaining aviationschoola in a numbar of cities Suite 10S4-M3 .Boatmen'sBank Bldg.,St. Louis, Mo.Enclosed find 25c. Send me yoor book."Aviation— What It Means To You.”A$i !Addrtu •-Member AeronantioalChamber of Conuneiee City.. ..Stmt*..,Page Four n« DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY, APRIL 17. 1929GREAT INTERESTSHOWN IN MALEBEAUTY CONTEST(Continued from page 1)would seem to mean little. Gist is aPhi Psi and Spence, an Alpha Delt.Arthur Peterson of Alpha Sigma jPhi, cadet-captain of the R. 0. T. C. )and leader of the coming Military |Ball, is well out in front in the ju- jnior beau brummell competition. Inanalyzing his winning charactefVisticsone may vote the dapper mustacheand domineering military poise. Fred 'Turner, Beta Theta Phi, and Ed |Lawler, Chi Psi, junior co-chairman jof Settlement Night and candidate ]for undergraduate council, are fol- Ilowing a close second and third. !The closing of the contest will beWednesday, April 24, at 5 o’clock.An announcement of the award ofprizes to the winners will be madeone week after the contest closes.WILUTS, EXreRT jON INDUSTRY TO iSPEAK ON COAL(Continued from page 1)from the University of Pennsylvaniain 1916, and has Emen a member ofthe faculty there ever since. He wasmade a professor in 1920 and a di¬ rector in 1921. He acted as an ex¬pert on unemployment for the cityof PhRadelphia in 1915. Dui^ihg1922-25 he was eonsuftant oh labbrrelations for the tJ. S. Coal Com¬mission, and during the war was em¬ployment superintendent for the U.S. Naval Aircraft Factory.Chicago Symphony OrchestraGives Impressive Programat Chapel(Continued from page 1)ments of Ernest Bloch’s “America^’starts out effectively enough amdwinds up in an endless waste ofdreary blah. The rest of the pro¬gram brought to hearing an over¬ture of Handel and the piece of thesame composer known as the “Lar¬go,” Gounod’s idea of how to im¬prove a Bach prelude, and the Liszttone poem “Les Preludes.’ If thisis a sample of the kind of programMr. Stock is to offer at the chapelmy reply to the question “Mandel orDr. Dora NevelofiF-BoderTelephone Plaza 5571Surgeon Dratist1^1 East 57th StreetCor. Dorchester Ave.CHICAGO, ILL.ERNST ROEHLK5809 Harper Ave.Phon6 Hytie Park 8282AHTIST - PHOTOGRAPHER MADAME BETTIDressmaking Shop14S3 Eait 56tfi StreetPlaza 8275WITCH KITCH INN*Where The Witchery of Good Co<^KmtLures**6325 Woodlawn Ave.A GOOD Table D’Hote Luncheon for only 40c.Served II to 2 P. M.Afternoon Tea 2 to 5 P. M. CLASSIFIED ADSI CORONA FOim TYPEWRITERj for sale; bargain. Fairfax 5931,Mr. Mayne.the chapel” would be: “Once at thechapel is plenty.”And what of the soloists who ap¬pear on the University Orchestralassociation’s series? A vidlm accom¬panied by a piano would be utter¬ly lost in the expanses of that cha¬pel. And a singer depending on hisor her winsome personality wouldn’tGARRICKEVES. AT 8:S« • HATS. AT 1:30The Mnaical Coai«ar SnashA CONNECTICUTYANKEEwith WILLIAM GAXTONErery Erenhtr 75c to 13.00Wed. Mat. 75c to 12.00Sat. Mat., 75c to $2.50rsssar'w jstmI "^ri* wuh o'tljnVmiyersily Atmoiphcr*”Prepare, (or a businoM caroar attbo oirfr EtttiacM CoIicgO ia thoWoMwhidi MiiuirM ovory .tudoM to bo atloa.t a 4-raar Higb School gradoato.BogiaailaroatiM fe.to( April, Jolf.Octobor, aad JaauMy, wo coacbiet a■pachl,coa[Vlato, biMuiva,■isatin* —a>— ia rltanaranhrwbkb i. opaatofora tba epoaiag day—prof-I «iBM la advaaea, ip fcpOodgBaMnaMa tbia coarM aatlt baaadobaforaacdbly aoMIMaa of a placa ia tho claM.StMMgrapby opaaa tba way to iada*poadaaca, aad m a vo^graai bolp iaaay poaitioa ia Ufa. Tba abilitr totdca aboitbaad aotaa of lacturoa,aaraaaaa. coaoataatioa. aad ia Mapotfaar attaadoaa a a graat aaaat.Buttada oa raquaat.No SoKckon BmploytiPAUL MOSER, J. D. Ph. B., Brctidcnt116 Sootb Mkbigaa Avaaoa12th FloorRaadolpb 4S47 Cbicaso, lUiaoiain the Day School GirlsOnly oro EmroUtd. ($404 B) , have a chance, ttaier and PattisofiWould' be completely out of luck.The logical decision, it seeitts tome, would be to give some of theconcerts in the chapel and some inMandel. There really seems littlereason to hold hard and fast to onehall or the other. The seating and clerical difficulties involved in thisplan, are not tOo gfPeat.This concert Wa# the last of theseason of sar aa University is con¬cerned. It brought to a close a yearof music neither more nor less ex¬citing than those of the past. In oneFRATERNITYJEWELRY STATIONERY .DANCE FAVORSStales Brothers, Ine.27 E. Monroe StAt Wabash Sth FloorStudy £llgimeril^; |In Cofd Colorado bGolden is at the foot of the Rocky Mounuin Range. Twelvemiles to the east lies Denver, srith 315,000 inhabitanu. To thewest is the great Continental Divide, with streams and forests andsnow'capped peaks rising to the sky.gaglnueffUig Summer Scliert •! UmIMky tiewiifiu SegleuBasic engineering courses in Mathematics. Chemistry, I^iyucs,English and Design. Also Assaying, Geology, Analytical Mechanics,Graphic Statics, Strength of Materials and Surveying. PreparatorySubjects of Chemistry, Phvsics, Advanced Algebra and Solid Geom¬etry offered for students deficient in entrance requirements.Juljr S tm Aufost^Slt isasThis Summer Session is given especially for students who wish tomake up work or to secure additional credits. All work is con¬ducted Dy the regular Faculty of the School of Mines. For catalogof the Summer Session, write to the Registrar, Z-iO.Golonido Sdiool of MIum obm—.cwurma sense future seasons must be poor¬er, for Mr. Wallenstein, the firstcelKst of the oreheetra goes to theNew York Philhatrtionic next Sep¬tember. In losing him we lose much.Telephone H. 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