Mr. O'Hara’s OfficeCobb 300 (3 copies)“COMPLETECAMPUSCOVERAGE” mt l^ailp iWaroon Blackfriars picturetoday at noon.Vol. 28. No. 76. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. WEDNESDAY, MARCH 13, 1929 Price Five CenUEditor’s Note: You may not knowit, but Louie Engel is a patron of thearts. He is especially partial to music.Hence today he is over at the Maier-Pattison recital. ‘The Educated PhiGam,” who really isn’t educated at alland would be the educated Phi Gamif he were, is again routed out fromhiding and is at it again.—Bobbie Mac.Today we are writing about theWorld’s Greatest Basketball Inter¬scholastic, scheduled for these partsthe first week in April. This year's In¬terscholastic will be the last, so theysay. We hope not. Already we arelodcing forward to the time when wecan push our hat back on our headand lapse into a gentle and peacefuldoze a few rows to the rear of Mr.Ev Walker and Mr. Thomas Mulroy,who are also inveterate patrons of thetourney. Thus we will be suppliedwith sparkling wit and humor, thebest and latest gossip, as w’ell as thesterling judgment and comment oftwo of the most versatile gentlemenwho have recently sojourned at theUniversity.This year’s tournament will bringback many memories. We have wit¬nessed more than half of the gamesof every interscholastic cage tourneyat Bartlett for the last ten years. Ourinterest in the tourney has been in¬creasing of late. It is only naturalthat it should. During the last fewyears the meet has grown in size.Teams representative of every sectionof the country are there. As we con¬template the past we see sons of farm¬ers, of ranchers, of factory workers,of miners, and of Indians passingacross Bartlett floor in colorful pan¬orama. For human interest, for excel¬lent display of team-work, for exam¬ples of individual and team courage,we know of nothing that can be con¬sidered its equal.From the sporting viewpoint, it isremarkably worthwhile. Teams repre¬senting almost every school of thegame, almost every style of play arepresent. There is good basketball andbad basketball. Occasionally there aremoments of excellent basketball. Thesportsmanship displayed by the teamsand by the players is without parallel.It is with great regret that we con¬sider the year to follow this one.There will be no Interscholastic Bas¬ketball tourney they tell me. Highschool officials and coaches are toomuch opposed to the meet. We shallalwajs feel that they are deprivingthe lawyers of a wonderful experience.We know that they are robbing theUniversity of one of its fine.st tradi¬tions. We do not know what we willdo a year from April. Spring willcome on campus. It will not be thespring of former years. UniversityAvenue will seem empt}’. Bartlettwill be deserted. But we need notlook so far into the future. There isone more tourney. FIORITO PLAYS AT MILITARY BALLFAMOUS RUSSIANECONOMIST TOTEACH IN SPRINGProfessor Haensel» ofMoscow University,Gives CoursesColeman AddressesDrama Study ClassHamilton Coleman, for fifteenyears director of the Blackfriarshows, spoke to Mr. FrankO’Hara’s class in “Drama Studyand Staging” yesterday afternoonat 2:30 in the Reynolds club thea¬tre on famous theatrical people hehad known.Mr. Coleman expressed himselfas a long-standing devotee ofShakespeare and told many inci¬dents connected with his work un¬der such famous actors and direc-itors as Frederick Ward and Rich¬ard Mansfield. Although not espe¬cially interested in musical comedy,Mr. Coleman became a manager ofsome note and directed many ofthe plays written by Frank Adams,an alumnus of the University.Mr. Coleman’s talk was one ofa series planned by Mr. O’Harato give his students pracdcal in¬sights into theatrical life. Paul Haensel, until this year pro¬fessor and dean of the faculty of theUniversity of Moscow, and eminentEuropean lecturer on economics andfinance, will give two courses, “Com¬parative European Finance’” and"Russian Economre Institutions” atthe University in the spring quarter,it was announced by the Economicsdepartment yesterday.Piofessor Haensel was twice dean ofthe faculty of the University of Mos-co.v, was a member of the board ofdir-ctors of the Imperial State bankof Russia, and acted as a representa¬tive of the ministry of finance inCzarist times and ui.der the provision¬al government of Russia. He resignedlast year from his position with theUniversity of Moscow because of thelimitations under which his work wascarried on.Lectures In EnglandThis year he has been lecturing atthe London Sc.iool of Economics andin several German universities. He hasbeen highly recommended by Sir Wil¬liam Beveridge of the London schooland by Professor S.eligman of Colum¬bia.Professor Haensel’s scientific workhas been devoted to public finance, lo¬cal taxation and history of taxation,ancient and mediaeval. He has pub¬lished twelve books, some of them inthe German language. His chief pul)-lications are; “Inheritance Tax,”“New Tendencies in Local Taxation,”and "History of the English Budget.”His course “Comparative EuropeanFinance” is a study of the financialpractices and policies of the more im¬portant European governments inpost war times. The course on “Rus¬sian 'Economic Institutions” dealsi with the development of Russian agri¬culture, industry, and the conditionsof the peasants and urban workers ofpolitical and social movements priorto the revolution.“The second course will be openonly to such graduate students asare accepted by Professor Haensel,”announces Professor H. A. Millis,"and I urge all students qualifying forthis course to avail themselves of thewonderful opportunity.”ROBERT KRANZ WILLVISIT CAMPUS TOINTERVIEW STUDENTSMr. Robert Kranz of the FirestoneRubber Company of Akron, Ohio, willvisit the University Monday, March18, to interview students interested inobtaining connections with that com¬pany. Students qualifying will under¬go a three months’ training coursestarting in July.The training course will be conduct¬ed in the same fashion as collegeclasses, featuring lectures by depart¬ment managers and executives andtrips through the Firestone plant.Salaries will be paid while the courseis being conducted.Stjudents interested should see Mr.J. C. Kennan of the Bureau of Voca¬tional Guidance for an appointment.Agnes Prentiss TalksOn Open Road ToursMiss Agnes Prentiss, organizer forthe Open Road Tour, a summer tourthrough 'iTurope for women, willspeak briefly on the trip at a meetingof the Board of Women’s Organiza¬tions today at 12 in the Alumni roomof Ida Noyes hall. Urge Juniors toBallot TomorrowElection of four juniors to theUndergraduate council will be heldat the booth in Cobb hall tomor¬row from 9 to 3. Only registeredvoters will be permited to cast bal¬lots.The candidates as announced re¬cently by Ray Murj^y, presidentof the council, are CatTiertne Ctis-ack Cora Mae Ellsworth, GeraldineHacker and Katherine Madison.The men are Paul Brady, LouisEngel, Ed Lawler and Ed Schultz.Two men and two women will beselected and from these the presi¬dent and secretary will be electedfor next year’s coimcil.“It is imperative that every reg¬istered voter be at the polls to¬morrow in order to assure a fairand repesentative election,” statedRay Murphy.A modified form of the Haresystem of preferential voting willbe employed.Chinese StudentsWill Offer PlayOf Native Land“Shanghai Fantasy,” an elaborateOriental musical production, depictingancient and modern China, will begiven by the Chinese students of theUniversity Friday evening at 8 inMandel hall, under the auspices ofthe International Students association.According to the author and direc¬tor, Richard Low, Chinese baritone,this is not a typical Chinese program,I)Ut an attempt to portray an illusionof an ancient Chinese palace pavilionand scenes from modern life.Give Four ScenesThe entertainment will be in fourscenes, the first being entirely Chinesein character. In an imperial court set¬ting, recalling the glory of the Chin¬ese empire before the Manchus, Chin¬ese gentlemen and ladies in costumewill dance and sing, recite poetry, andplay Oriental instruments.The next scene, entitled “In theLand of Illusion,” presents ProfessorRobert H. Chang and his company ina series of magic stunts. The famoustorture death cabinet will be shown forthe first time before an American DYBOSKI TALKSON POLISH EPICBY MICKIEWICZAlso Speaks on TasksAnd Prospects ofNew PolandAt the showing of “Mr. Thad-daeus,” a Polish firm given last nightat the Star theatre on Milwaukee av¬enue, Professor Roman Dyboski ofthe University of Kracow, Poland,gave a short curtain talk to explain thefilm on “Pan Tadeusz” by Mickie-wicz, the great national epic of Polishliterature. A family feud between Po¬lish country gentlemen near the Rus¬sian border at the time of the Na¬poleonic wars is the theme of theepic.Professor Dyboski also lecturedyesterday at 6:45 in the Club roomof the Art Institute, on “The Tasksand Prospects of the New PolishState.” The lecture was a summaryof nine talks previously given on theaspects of New Poland. Professor Dy¬boski touched upon the political, do¬mestic, educational and cultural prob¬lems that confront the Polish nation.“The Ukranian province will obtainself-government in the near future,”said Pror. Dyboski. “The Polish con¬stitution will soon undergo revision togive the president more power, andraise the voting age to twenty-five.”RROTESTANT PASTORFROM ROME TALKSON ITALIAN RELIGIONam'.ience.Vary Oriental ProgramScene three is “Moon Magic” inwhich the players appear in westerncostume, sing western songs, andperform a western dance with panto-mine.The fourth and last scene shows amodern Shanghai salon, in which willbe presented a Chinese quartette, solo¬ists, and a chorus. Musical numberswill be both Chinese and American.Dance After ShowDancing will follow the program,the music being furnished by the or¬chestra of the Chinese Young Peo¬ple’s club. “The Spiritual Life of Italy,” wasdiscussed in a lecture given yesterdayin Bond chapel l)y the Rev. Paolo Bo-sio pastor of the Waldensian churchof Rome.The Rev. Bosio told of the difficul¬ty experienced by the protestant pas¬tors in advancing their work in a coun¬try largely Catholic. He also spokeof the late agremeiit between the Vat¬ican and the Italian government andits relation to tlie interests of theProtestants.Herelated his experiences in themissionary work of his church andthe efforts to dispell the superstitionsand lessen the ignorance of the gos¬pel now commonly existant among agreat many of the Italians. Several of(Continued on page 2)GIVES ILLUSTRATEDTALK ON EGYPTIANTOMB HIEROGLYPHSW. A. A. Calls ForCandy SaleswomenW, A. A. has urged all women inthe University who are interested injoining the organization to cooperatewith them in the candy sales at theBasketball Interscholastics the firstweek in April.Since the abolishment of the oldpoint system, active participation inat least two minor activities or onemajor activity has been the prere¬quisite for membership. Interscholas¬tics is considered as a minor activityand offers a chance to gain points andbecome acquainted with the members.Women interested have been askedto sign up as soon as possible on thebulletin board at the foot of the stairsin Ida Noyes hall. “The Development of EgyptianWriting,” was discussed by Mr. Wat¬son Boyes, secretary of the OrientalInstitute in an illustrated lecture lastnight at 8:30 in Haskel museum.“Although the Egyptians did em-play the phonetic form of writing theynever entirely discarded the picture orhieroglyphic form,” said Mr. Boyes.This mixture of phonetic and picturewriting continued to be used through¬out the whole history of Egyptianwriting.Mr. Boyes traced the earliest de¬velopments in hieroglyphic writing,which were known more than 3000years ago, to the Coptic form nowused, 'Grad. History ClubHears Two SpeakersThe Americanization movement inGermany and Sicily and the develop¬ments of Bolshevism in Russia willbe discussed by Mr. E. N. Johnson,instructor in the history departmentand Mr. Joseph S. Werlin, a graduatestudent, at the Graduate History clubmeeting at 7:30 in the Graduate club¬house. Maier, PattisonGive Two PianoRecital in MandelBy Alfred V. FrankensteinBy now the scrapbooks of GuyMaier and Lee Pattison are full ofpress notices calling them Siamesetwins, and comparing their teamworkto that of expert baseball teams. Thephrases are hackneyed; yet their com¬monness is an index of their truth.Yesterday afternoon at Mandel hallMaier and Pattison again demonstrat¬ed their validity.The nwsic of their program hadwide range. It began with Chopin,and continued through two other ro¬mantics, Brahms and Schumann. Afantasy and fugue of Bach, arrangedfor two pianos by Harold Bauer, hitthe high point of the program, both asto virtuosity of performance and musi¬cal importance. Of particular inter¬est in this piece was the skill of ar¬ranger and players in approximatingthe tone quality of the organ, forwhich instrument the fantasy and fu¬gue originally was written.Arrangement MasterfulThe arrangement is a masterful rec¬ognition of the possibilities of pianotone. Indeed, to carry it further, theteam of Maier and Pattison in itselfis a tribute to the tone quality of theinstrument. In the good old dayswhen playing the piano was a matterof finger, hand and wrist, and pianocolor was referred to as merely blackand white, two pianists at two key¬boards vv^ere rarer than June days inMarch Today, when the tonal possi¬bilities of the roaring wires are real¬ized, the combination of pianos is alogical artistic manifestation.Show Modern InterestAgain this modern interest in pianotone was manifested, in Pattison’s ar¬rangement of the coronation scene in(Continued on page 2) SOUTH SHORECOUNTRY ;CLUBSITE OF DANCEElckhart, jHartford, andNebel, Peterson toLead MarchFOREIGN MINISTRYOFFERS TOURS TOAMERICAN TEACHERSThe Ministry of education of CzechoSlvakia has extended an offer to twen¬ty-five American university professorsto visit the Bohemian state at its thou¬sandth anniversary. Dr. K. E. Rich¬ter of the City college of New Yorkwill organize the party, which willmeet in Berlin early in July. Registra¬tion is now open and will close withthe twenty-fifth application. The feeis five dollars.The offer includes free visas, tendays free lodging in I’rague, a fiftyper cent reduction on railway faresfrom the frontier to Prague and re¬turn to the frontier, and one excur¬sion to a place of interest outside ofPrague. The party will assemble onSaturday afternoon, July 13, 1929 atthe Central Hotel in Berlin and leavefor Prague on the morning of July14. To the tunes of Ted Fiorito’s Edge-water Beach Hotel orchestra, the Mil¬itary ball will again be held at theSouth Shore Country club Friday,April 19, the anniversary of the battleof Lexington. Charlotte Eckhart and.\rthur K. Peterson will be at thehead of the right wing of the grandmarch, while Dorothy Hartford andCharles A. Nebel will lead the leftwung.Both Miss Eckhart and Miss Hart¬ford are college aides and active indramatic work. Nebel is president ofCrossed Cannon, the military honor so¬ciety, and Petersen is leader of theUniversity band and a member ofCrossed Cannon.“First Call” Inaugurates MarchThe same ceremony will introducethe grand march this year as last.At the sound of the “First Call” theleaders will assume their positions,the guests will form in line to thestrains of the “Assembly,” and, at thestrains of the traditional “CaissonSong” the grand march will start.This is the first time that Ted Fi¬orito’s orchestra has appeared in acampus affair, and it is expected thatit will provide a very high quality ofmusic.Many prominent guests have beeninvited to attend this function, amongwhom are Colonel Charles A. Lind-liergh, Secretary of War Good, Gen¬eral Summerall, chief of the UnitedStates army, and Major-General PaulB. Malone.Skits will be provided by dramaticCelebrities and the crack rifle squadof the University will engage in ashfKting contest. Real bullets willbe used in several of the numbers.No Spurs This YearAnother tradition will be brokenwhen the cadets remove their spursduring the dance, so that the womenwill no longer suffer from laceratedankles and torn stockings as in previ¬ous years. The amusing institution ofsecuring lunch checks before procur¬ing a meal will be retained, however.There will be machine guns squat-ing in the corners, as has been thecustom for several previous occasions.Student Flies toHoover InaugurationPaul Rothschild, a senior in theUniversity and a member of PiLambda Phi, flew to Washingtonand .back last week for the inaugur¬ation of President Hoover, it waslearned yesterday. Paul, an em¬ployee of the University Air LinesService, made the trip in six hourseach way, bucking an eighty-threemile per hour gale on the returntrip.The trip was started in a tri-motored sixteen passenger Pokker,which was forced down in the vi¬cinity of Cleveland, Ohio, and theremainder of the trip to Washing¬ton and the return voyage weremade in a single motored Hamil¬ton. SUDES ILLUSTRATELECTURE ON ‘DANCEIN ANCIENT GREECE’In her lecture on the “Dance inAncient Greece,” Dr. Lillian Lawlerof the University of Kansas gave abrief outline of her subject, and dis¬cussed different ways in which thedances might be interpreted.Although Dr. Lawler mentioned anumber of ancient Greek dances, shedevoted a great deal of attention totwo specific types and described eachin detail. The first one discussed wasthe “Mae Nab” or “Bacchic” danceand the other the “Chain” dance.Both are women’s dances. The posesand steps of these were shown inslides. Evidences of Greek literatureand art in the interpretation of thesedances were also pointed out.Take Final Action onInterfratemity CodeFinal action will be taken on thenew constitution of the Interfraternitycouncil at its meeting this evening at7:30 in the Reynolds club. Accordingto Paul Brady, president of the coun¬cil, the main issue will be a proposedchange in conducting the Interfrat¬ernity Ball.VIII li iM'iii rtiiliMiiKni^i MB I,- li I iiiiMiiii III III i ‘i 1Page Six THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY, MARCH 12, 1929^ >Vbi^AXD NOW the Whistle burstsforth under J. L. P. once more. Theserapid changes in the column per¬sonnel must have the campus wonder¬ing. Up to date, however, we haveal survived our columns due to a nat¬ural suspicion of campus women whowant to take us for a ride and peoplewho desire to treat us to a cup ofcoffee at the coffee shop. Which re¬minds me that “Hell hath no fury likea woman who has been kidded in theWhistle.” (Name on request).Dear J. L. P.It is my personal reaction that evena philosopher has no right to wear ahat w'hich resembles a drowned musk¬rat.Louis the First.COURAGh:OUS TO THE END.the Whistle's man, Oscar FoxgloveZilch, who went dowm in glorious de¬feat in the recent aldermanic election,has again consented to purify thecampus by running for the Under¬graduate Council. “A vote for me isa vote against beans in fraternityhouses on Fridays," stated Zilch lastnight. He is a member of Pi DeltaPhi and won the lutramural flag polesitting contest at the Carnival. Re¬member this man Thursday.Dear J. L. P.—The sophomore mixer was certain¬ly a triumph for the class. How sofew pei»plc could be packed in all thatsi)ace was astounding!Memphis Mike.And the Quadranglers won the in¬tramural club relay race. The cupwhich the dear girls won may be seenby the admiring campus in FosterHall, where it serves admirably as aspitoon..\t last fellow sufferers a real livemysogynist has put up his head onthis campus. The following quipcame in the morning post. Women ofthis University, rise and answer thisupstart.Dear J. L. P.—Women and rugs certainly have alot in common, James. Neither areat their best unless they are beatenoften.John Jacob Raskob.Tonight is our night at “HelloVour.seir' and it is a remarkablechance for someone to become famousby actually attending from this col¬lege.And the undergraduate Phi BetaKappas are announced today, by theUniversity. I hope that the latter willrespect my wish for as little publicityas possible.J. L. P.ETA SIGMA PHIHOLDS BANQUETIN IDA NOYES(Continued from page 1)affair, Lloyd Stow, president of thesociety said, “In presenting this sym¬posium and opening it to campus at¬tendance we have aimed at more thanmerely a get-to-gether for the mem¬bers. We are attempting a reconstruc¬tion of the times and scenes whichhave been familiar to us throughtextbooks and lectures only, on arealistic scale. Every detail arrangedby the committees is authentic as faras possible, and has been planned withthe assistance of classical records andthe help of the instructors of the de¬partment.”Tickets which sell for a dollar maybe procured from members of the so¬ciety or from the University book¬store.CLASSIFIED ADSINSTRUCTORS WANTED— Forall departments in universities, c<^-leges, normals and accredited schools.Register at once. Allied ProfessionalBureaus, Marshall Field Annex Bldg.WANTED.. Experienced man forracket restringing. Part time work.Woodworth’s, 1311 E. 55th St.ROOM TO RENT—1009 East 60thSt. Third apartment. Single roomwith outside light, closet. MACS T\KE FIRSTIN i-i.i cAki>iivAL;PHi Gam s second(Continued from sports page)behind were Lowe Blake Hall, Berg-hotf Chi Psi, Bradley, Phi Pi Phi andMc.Allister Phi Kappa Psi.Kappa Nu Boxing ChampsKappa Nu won the Boxing Cham-pionship taking three firsts and onesecond for a total of 18 points. Theyhad no difficulty in swamping TauDelta Phi and Phi Sigma Delta whotied at 8 each. 'Ihe sunimanes art asfolowers: 125 pound Rosenthal, Kap¬pa Nu first, Snioler Kappa Nu sec¬ond; 135-Hecker ,Tau Delta Phi hrst,Launian Phi Sigma Delta second;145-Schwartz Kappa Nu first, GidwitzTau Delta Phi second; 155-Buzzellfirst Kappa Sigma, Roberts Unattach¬ed second; 175-Priess Phi Sigma Dtl-ta first Bogolub Macs second; Heavy¬weight Reiw'itch Kappa Nu first,Kroesen Phi Kappa Sigma second.Phi Sigma Delta took the wrestling 1honors with 16 points and Phi Beta |Delta was second. In the 128 pounddivision Goldberg Macs beat Frank PiLambda Phi; 138-McNutt Tau Omegawon from Eisenstein A. E. Pi; 148-Cooperider Delta U dtfeated Neu-mark Phi Sigma Delta; 158-LevyKappa Nu pinned Prince Phi BetaDelta; 168-Horwitz Phi Sigs downedSchlifke also of Phi Sigs; 178-Watten-berg Phi Beta Delta beat Incalla PhiPsi; Heavyweight, Barnett, Phi Sigs,took Tankersley, Kappa Sigma.TRACK TEAM FOURTHIN BIG TEN; SWIMMERSBEAT PURDUE(Continued from sports page)short end of a 19 to 15 score fromWisconsin. Gist and Kaplan play¬ed their last game, and both of themshowed fight, which though hopelesswas desperate.7'he ftneing team which, by virtueof their showing last year, was thefavorite in the conference fencing meetwas relegated to a tie for third place.Friedman, who won his event, thefoils, last year was able to do no bet¬ter than second Saturday.Swimmers Come TaroThe swimming team beat the Boiler¬maker water men liy the one sided.“icore of 43 to 28. The water poloistscompleted the evening by winning 6to 3.'I'he wrestlers fighting for third placein the Big Ten lost to Indiana 15-13,and got fourth instead.CHICAGO GYMNASTSLOSE CO.NFERENCETITLE TO ILINOIS(Continued from sports page)proved, nevertheless the team vindi¬cated the expectations of Coach Hof-fer. Starting out at the beginning ofthe season with a nucleus of inexperi¬enced sophomores. Coach Hoffer des¬paired of even winning more than acouple of dual meets. The team de¬veloped rapidly and won its matcheshandily. It seemed as if the Maroonsmight retain their title, l)ut the in¬jury to Sherubel' suddenly put a dam¬per on Chicago’s chances for a fourthsuccessive championship. In the con¬ference competition, the team had sev¬eral opportunities to forge ahead ofIllinois, but failed to take advantageof them. Finishing in second placewas glory enough for the 1929 squad.With Captain Menzies back for an¬other season, and Hutchinson, John¬son. Bromund and Cobb forming thebackbone of next year’s squad. CoachHoffer feels that his present team hasearned sufficient laurels.iM O S'lE^— u ^ ,’The Buiineti College with aUnifersity Almotphere’^Prepare for a buiinei* career atthe only Busineat College in theWeatwhich requirea every atuident to he atleaal a 4-yeor High School graduaM.Beginning on the firatof April, July,October, and January, wa conduct aapccial, complete, intenaiva,■§•■^10* in atenographywhich ia open toOradiMtM aatf' UadergradoatM OaljrEnrollments for this courao must bomade before the opening day—pref*erably tome time in advance, to boataro of • ptoco in tho cUaa.Stonography opona tho way to inda>pendonca, and ia a van neat help inany position in life. Tbs ability totako shorthand notes of iecturoa,tormona, converaatioo, and in manycotbar aituationa is a great asaot.Bulletin on roquast.No Solickort EmployedPAUL MOSER, J. D. Ph. B.. Erttidemi116 South Michigan Avonuo12th FloorRandolph 4347 * Chicago, Illinoiain the Dey Sehool CirUOnly eee Emolled FIRST SIGNS OF SPRING!if Youll always hit it righ by going to Winter’sfor your wearing apparel”New Spring Suits and Topcoats!—^(irm finished, long wearing fabricsin attractive patterns.*35 to *50Winter’s Men’s Shop1357 East 55th StreetART WINTER TEX GORDONMISNUMBERED IN ORIGINAL I‘^COMPLETECAMPUSCOVERAGE” iHarotinVol. 28. No. 76. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. WEDNESDAY. MARCH 13. 1929 Price Five CentsEditor’s Note: You may not knowit, but Louie Engel is a patron of thearts. He is especially partial to music.Hence today he is over at the Maier-Pattison recital. 'The Educated PhiGam,” who really isn’t educated at alland would be the educated Phi Gamif he were, is again routed out fromhiding and is at it again.—Bobbie Mac.Today we are writing a)bout theWorld’s Greatest Basketball Inter-scholastic. scheduled for these partsthe first week in April, This year’s In¬terscholastic will be the last, so theysay. We hope not. Already we arelooking forward to the time when wecan push our hat back on our headand lapse into a gentle and peacefuldoze a few rows to the rear of Mr.Ev Walker and Mr. Thomas Mulroy,who are also inveterate patrons of thetourney. Thus we will be suppliedwith sparkling wit and humor, thebest and latest gossip, as well as thesterling judgment and comment oftwo of the most versatile gentlemenwho have recently sojourned at theUniversity.This year’s tournament will bringback many memories. We have wit¬nessed more than half of the gamesof every interscholastic cage tourneyat Bartlett for the last ten years. Ourinterest in the tourney has been in¬creasing of late. It is only naturalthat it should. During the last fewyears the meet has grown in size.Teams representative of every sectionof the country are thtre. As we con¬template the past we see sons of farm¬ers, of ranchers, of factory workers,of miners, and of Indians passingacross Bartlett floor in colorful pan¬orama. For human interest, for excel¬lent display of team-work, for exam¬ples of individual and team courage,we know of nothing that can be con¬sidered its equal.From the sporting viewpoint, it isremarkably worthwhile. Teams repre¬senting almost every schwl of thegame, almost every style of play arepresent. There is good basketball andbad basketball. Occasionally there aremoments of excellent basketball. Thesportsmanship displayed by the teamsand by the players is without parallel.It is with great regret that we con¬sider the year to follow this one.There will be no Interscholastic Bas¬ketball tourney they tell me. Highschool officials and coaches are toomuch opposed to the meet. We shallalways feel that they are deprivingthe lawyers of a wonderful experience.We know that they are robbing theUniversity of one of its finest tradi¬tions. We do not know what we willdo a year from April. Spring willcome on campus. It will not be thespring of former years. UniversityAvenue will seem empty. Bartlettwill be deserted. But we need notlook so far into the future. There isone more tourney.Coleman AddressesDrama Study ClassHamilton Coleman, for fifteenyears director of the Blackfriarshows, spoke to Mr. FrankO’Hara’s class in “Drama Studyand Staging” yesterday afternoonat 2:30 in the Reynolds club thea¬tre on famous theatrical people hehad known.Mr. Coleman expressed himselfas a long-standing devotee ofShakespeare and told many inci¬dents connected with his work un¬der such famous actors and direc-itors as Frederick Ward and Rich¬ard Mansfield. Although not espe¬cially interested in musical comedy,Mr. Coleman became a manager ofsome note and directed many ofthe plays written by Frank Adams,an alumnus of the University.Mr. Coleman’s talk was one ofa series planned by Mr. O’Harato give his students practical in-^ sights into theatrical life. FIORITO PLAYS AT MILITARY BALLFAMOUS RUSSIANECONOMIST TOTEACH II^SPRINGProfessor Haensel, ofMoscow University,Gives CoursesPaul Haensel, until this year pro¬fessor and dean of the faculty of theUniversity of Moscow, and eminentEuropean lecturer on economics andfinance, will give two courses, “Com¬parative European Finance’” and“Russian Economic Institutions” atthe University in the spring quarter,it was announced by the Economicsdepartment yesterday.Professor Haensel was twice dean ofthe faculty of the University of Mos¬cow, was a member of the board ofdirectors of the Imperial State bankof Russia, and acted as a representa¬tive of the ministry of finance inCzarist times and under the provision¬al government of Russia. He resignedlast year from his position with theUniversity of Moscow because of thelimitations under which his work wascarried on.Lectures In EnglandThis year he has been lecturing atthe London School of Economics andin several German universities. He hasbeen highly recommended by Sir Wil¬liam Beveridge of the London schooland by Professor S.eligman of Colum¬bia.Professor Haensel’s scientific workhas been devoted to public finance, lo¬cal taxation and history of taxation,ancient ami mediaeval. He has pub¬lished twelve books, some of them inthe German language. His chief pub¬lications are; "Inheritance Tax,”“Xew Tendencies in Local Taxation,"and “History of the English Budget.”His course “Comparative EiuropeanFinance” is a study of the financialpractices and policies of the more im¬portant European governments inpost war times. The course on "Rus¬sian 'Economic Institutions” dealsi with the development of Russian agri¬culture, industry, and the conditionsof the peasants and urban workers ofIiolitical and social movements priorto the revolution.“The second course wdl be openonly to such graduate students asare accepted by Professor Haensel,”announces Professor H. A. Millis,“and I urge all students qualifying forthis course to avail themselves of thewonderful opportunity.”ROBERT KRANZ WILLVISIT CAMPUS TOINTERVIEW STUDENTSMr. Robert Kranz of the FirestoneRubber Company of Akron, Ohio, willvisit the University Monday, March18, to interview students interested inobtaining connections with that com¬pany. Students qualifying will under¬go a three months’ training coursestarting in July.The training course will be conduct¬ed in the same fashion as collegeclasses, featuring lectures by depart¬ment managers and executives andtrips through the Firestone plant.Salaries will be paid while the courseis being conducted.Stjudents interested should see Mr.J. r. Kennan of the Bureau of Voca¬tional Cnidance for an appointment.Agnes Prentiss TalksOn Open Road ToursMiss Agnes Prentiss, organizer forthe Open Road Tour, a summer tourthrough 'liurope for women, willspeak briefly on the trip at a meetingof the Board of Women’s Organiza¬tions today at 12 in the Alumni roomof Ida Noyes hall. Urge Juniors toBallot TomorrowElection of four juniors to theUndergraduate council will be heldat the booth in Cobb hall tomor¬row from 9 to 3. Only registeredvoters will be permited to cast bal¬lots.The candidates as announced re¬cently by Ray Murphy, presidentof the council, are CatTietTne Cus¬ack Cora Mae Ellsworth, GeraldineHacker and Katherine Madison.The men are Paul Brady, LouisEngel, Ed Lawler and Ed Schultz.Two men and two women will beselected and from these the presi¬dent and secretary will be electedfor next year’s council.“It is imperative that every reg¬istered voter be at the polls to¬morrow in order to assure a fairand repesentative election,” statedRay Murphy.A modified form of the Haresystem of preferential voting willbe employed.Chinese StudentsWill Offer PlayOf Native Land"Shanghai Fantasy,” an elaborateOriental musical production, depictingancient and modern China, will begiven by the Chinese students of theUniversity Friday evening at 8 inMandel hall, under the auspices ofthe International Students association.According to the author and direc¬tor, Richard Low, Chinese baritone,this is not a typical Chinese program,but an attempt to portray an illusionof an ancient Chinese palace pavilionand scenes from modern life.Give Four ScenesThe entertainment will be in fourscenes, the first being entirely Chinesein character. In an imperial court set¬ting, recalling the glory of the Chin¬ese empire before the Manchus, Chin¬ese gentlemen and ladies in costumewill dance and sing, recite poetry, andplay Oriental instruments.The next scene, entitled “In theLand of Illusion,” presents ProfessorRobert H. Chang and his company ina series of magic stunts. The famoustorture death cabinet will be shown forthe first time before an .'\mericanaudience.Vary Oriental ProgramScene three is “Moon Magic” inwhich the players appear in westerncostume, sing western songs, andperform a western dance with panto-mine.The fourth and last scene shows amodern Shanghai salon, in which willbe presented a Chinese quartette, solo¬ists, and a chorus. Musical numberswill be both Chinese and American.Dance After ShowDancing will follow the program,the music being furnished by the or¬chestra of the Chinese Young Peo¬ple’s club. DYBOSKI TALKSON POLISH EPICBY MICJUEWICZAlso Speaks on TasksAnd Prospects ofNew PolandAt the showing of “Mr. Thad-daeus,” a Polish firm given last nightat the Star theatre on Milwaukee av¬enue, Professor Roman Dyboski ofthe University of Kracow, Poland,gave a short curtain talk to explain thefilm on “Pan Tadeusz” by Mickie-wicz, the great national epic of Polishliterature. A family feud between Po¬lish country gentlemen near the Rus¬sian border at the time of the Na¬poleonic wars is the theme of theepic.Professor Dyboski also lecturedyesterday at 6:45 in the Club roomof the Art Institute, on “The Tasksand Prospects of the New PolishState.” The lecture was a summaryof nine talks previously given on theaspects of New Poland. Professor Dy¬boski touched upon the political, do¬mestic, educational and cultural prob¬lems that confront the Polish nation.“The Ukranian province will obtainself-government in the near future,”said Prof. Dyboski. “The Polish con¬stitution will soon undergo revision togive the president more power, andraise the voting age to twenty-five.”RROTESTANT PASTORFROM ROME TALKSON ITALIAN RELIGION“The Spiritual Life of Italy,” wasdiscussed in a lecture given yesterdayin Bond chapel by the Rev. Paolo Bo-sio pastor of the Waldensian churchof Rome.The Rev. Bosio told of the difficul¬ty experienced by the protestant pas¬tors in advancing their work in a coun¬try largely Catholic. He also spokeof the late agrement between the Vat¬ican and the Italian government andits relation to the interests of theIVotcstant.s.Herelated Iws experience.s in themi.ssionary work of his church andthe efforts to dispell the superstitionsand lessen the ignorance of the gos¬pel now commonly cxistant among agreat many of the Italians. Several of(Continued on page 2)GIVES ILLUSTRATEDTALK ON EGYPTIANTOMB HIEROGLYPHSW. A. A. Calls ForCandy SaleswomenVV. A. A. has urged all women inthe University who are interested injoining the organization to cooperatewith them in the candy sales at theBasketball Interscholastics the firstweek in April.Since the abolishiiient of the oldpoint system, active participation inat least two minor activities or onemajor activity has been the prere¬quisite for membership. Interscholas¬tics is considered as a minor activityand offers a chance to gain points andbecome acquainted with the members.Women interested have been askedto sign up as soon as possible on thebulletin board at the foot of the stairsin Ida Noyes hall. “The Development of EgyptianWriting,” was discussed by Mr. Wat¬son Boyes, secretary of the OrientalInstitute in an illustrated lecture lastnight at 8:30 in Haskel museum."Although the Egyptians did em-play the phonetic form of writing theynever entirely discarded the picture orhieroglyphic form,” said Mr. Boyes.This mixture of phonetic and picturewriting continued to be used through¬out the whole history of Egyptianwriting.Mr. Boyes traced the earliest de¬velopments in hieroglyphic writing,which were known more than 3000years ago, to the Coptic form nowused.Grad. History ClubHears Two SpeakersThe Americanization movement inGermany and Sicily and the develop¬ments of Bolshevism in Russia willbe discussed by Mr. E. N. Johnson,instructor in the history departmentand Mr. Joseph S. Werlin, a graduatestudent, at the Graduate History clubmeeting at 7:30 In the Graduate club¬house. ■' Maier, PattisonGive Two PianoRecital in MandelBy Alfred V. FrankensteinBy now the scrapbooks of GuyMaier and Lee Pattison are full ofpress notices calling them Siamesetwins, and comparing their teamworkto that of expert baseball teams. Thephrases are hackneyed; yet their com¬monness is an index of their truth.Yesterday afternoon at Mandel hallMaier and Pattison again demonstrat¬ed their validity.The music of their program hadwide range. It began with Chopin,and continued through two other ro¬mantics, Brahms and Schumann. Afantasy and fugue of Bach, arrangedfor two pianos by Harold Bauer, hitthe high point of the program, both asto virtuosity of performance and musi¬cal importance. Of particular inter¬est in this piece was the skill of ar¬ranger and players in approximatingthe tone quality of the organ, forwhich instrument the fantasy and fu¬gue originally was written.Arrangement MasterfulThe arrangement is a masterful rec¬ognition of the possibilities of pianotone. Indeed, to carry it further, theteam of Maier and Pattison in itselfis a tribute to the tone quality of theinstrument. In the good old dayswhen playing the piano was a matterof finger, hand and wrist, and pianocolor was referred to as merely blackand white, two pianists at two key¬boards were rarer than June days inMarch Today, when the tonal possi¬bilities of the roaring wires are real¬ized, the combination of pianos is alogical artistic manifestation.Show Modern Interest.\gain this modern interest in pianotone was manifested, in Pattison’s ar¬rangement of the coronation scene in(Continued on page 2)FOREIGN MINISTRYOFFERS TOURS TOAMERICAN TEACHERSTlie Ministry of education of CzechoSlvakia has extended an offer to twen¬ty-five American university professorsto visit the Bohemian state at its thou¬sandth anniversary. Dr. K. E. Rich¬ter of the City college of New Yorkwill organize the party, which willmeet in Berlin early in July. Registra¬tion is now open and will close withthe twenty-fifth application. The feeis five dollars.The offer includes free visas, tendays free lodging in I’rague, a fiftyper cent reduction on railway faresfrom the frontier to Prague and re¬turn to the frontier, and one excur¬sion to a place of interest outside ofPrague. The party will assemble onSaturday afternoon, July 13, 1929 atthe Central Hotel in Berlin and leavefor Prague on the morning of July14.Student Flies toHoover InaugurationPaul Rothschild, a senior in theUniversity and a member of PiLambda Phi, flew to Washing^tonand.back last week for the inaugur¬ation of President Hoover, it waslearned yesterday. Paul, an em¬ployee of the University Air LinesService, made the trip in six hourseach way, bucking an eighty-threemile per hour gale on the returntrip.The trip was started in a tri-motored sixteen passenger Fokker,which was forced down in the vi¬cinity of Cleveland, Ohio, and theremainder of the trip to Washing¬ton and the return voyage weremade in a single motored Hamil¬ton. SOUTH SHORECOUNTRY ^CLUBSITE O^DANCEEckhart, {Hartford, andNebel, Peterson toLead MarchTo the tunes of Ted Fiorito’s Edge-water Beach Hotel orchestra, the Mil¬itary ball will again be held at theSouth Shore Country club Friday,April 19, the anniversary of the battleof Lexington. Charlotte Eckhart and.Arthur K. Peterson will be at thehead of the right wing of the grandmarch, while Dorothy Hartford andCharles A. Nebel will lead the leftwing.Both Miss Eckhart and Miss Hart¬ford are college aides and active indramatic work. Nebel is president ofCrossed Cannon, the military honor so¬ciety, and Petersen is leader of theUniversity band and a member ofCrossed Cannon.“First Call” Inaugurates MarchThe same ceremony will introducethe grand march this year as last.At the sound of the “First Call” theleaders will assume their positions,the guests will form in line to thestrains of the “Assembly,” and, at thestrains of the traditional “CaissonSong” the grand march will start.This is the first time that Ted Fi¬orito’s orchestra has appeared in acampus affair, and it is expected thatit will provide a very high quality ofmusic.Many prominent guests have beeninvited to attend this function, amongwhom are Colonel Charles A. Lind¬bergh, Secretary of War Good, Gen¬eral Sumnierall, chief of the UnitedStates army, and Major-General PaulB. Malone.Skits will be provided by dramaticCelebrities and the crack rifle squadof the University w'ill engage in ashooting contest. Real bullets willbe used in several of the numbers.No Spurs This YearAnother tradition will be brokenwhen the cadets remove their spursduring the dance, so that the womenw’iil no longer suffer from laceratedankles and torn stockings as in previ¬ous years. The amusing institution ofsecuring lunch checks before procur¬ing a meal will be retained, however.There will be machine guns squat-ing in the corners, as has been thecustom for several previous occasions.SUDES ILLUSTRATELECTURE ON ‘DANCEIN ANCIENT GREECE’In her lecture on the “Dance inAncient Greece,” Dr. Lillian Lawlerof the University of Kansas gave abrief outline of her subject, and dis¬cussed different ways in w’hich thedances might be interpreted.Although Dr. Lawler mentioned anumber of ancient Greek dances, shedevoted a great deal of attention totwo specific types and described eachin detail. The first one discussed wasthe “Mae Nab” or “Bacchic” danceand the other the “Chain” dance.Both are women’s dances. The posesand steps O'f these were shown inslides. Evidences of Greek literatureand art in the interpretation of thesedances w’ere also pointed out.Take Final Action onInterfraternity Code/ ———Final action will be taken on thenew constitution of the Interfraternitycouncil at its meeting this evening at7:30 in the Reynolds club. Accordingto Paul Brady, president of the coun¬cil, the main issue will be a proposedchange in conducting the Interfrat¬ernity Ball.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY, MARCH 13, 1929maro0ttFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished morningg, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the AutumnWinter and Spring quarten by The Daily Maroon Company. Subecriptioa rateeIS.OO per year; by mail, $1.60 p>!r year extra. Single copiee, five cents each.Elntered as second class matter March 18, 1908, at the post office at Chicago,Illinois, under the Act of March 8, 1879.TTm Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Measber of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffLOUIS H. ENGEL, JR., MANAGING EDITORROBERT W. FISHER, BUSINESS MANAGERHARRIET HARRIS, WOMAN’S EDITORHENRY D. FISHER, SPORTS EDITORVICTOR ROTERUS, CHAIRMAN EDITORIAL BOARDOFFICE—ROOM 16, 5831 University Avenue, LEXIN*GTON HALLTelephones: Midway 0800, Local 44, Hyde Park 9221MENChartso H. Good. Nows EditorEdwin Levin News EditorRobert C. McCormack News EditorLeon J. Baer Day EditorE4wnrd G. Bastiaa Day EditorBtwalcy M. Corbett Day |MtorRorbab R. GddmAtt—SditoifEdgar Greenwald —Day EditorJeta H. Hardin_ Day BtHtorHenry C. Ripley Day EditorWOMENHarriet Hathaway Junior EditorRosalind Green Junior EditorJ. Aldean Gibboney Feature EditorFrances A. Blodgett. _Sopbomors EditorMarjorie Cahill Sophomore EditorPearl Klein Sophomore EditorMarkm E. White Sophomore EditorMargaret Eastman Senior ReporterAlice Torrey Society Editor SPORTS DEPARTMENTAlbert Arkules Sophomore EditorMaurice Liebman Sophomore EditorJerome Strauss Sophmore EditorBmmarette Dawson Women’s EditorMarjorie Tolman..Aasociate Women’s EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTEarle M. Stocker. —Advertising ManagerRo^rt Nicholson Circulation ManagerLouis Forbrich Circulation AssistantWilliam Kincheloe ....Circulation AssistantLee Loventhal Office ManagerRobert Mayer Downtown CopyFred Towsley Downtown CopyAbe Blinder Local CopyRobert Shapiro Local Cep/THE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Eneowragtmeni of student initiative in undergraduate activityrnnd eeholarship.2. Application of research principles and abolition of grades forsenior college students.3. Promoti<m of undergraduate interest in lectures, concerts,exhibits and other campus cultural influences.4. Erection of a field house.5. Adoption of a deferred fraternity and club rushing plan.6. Institution of a Reading Period plan.DINGLETREE ON PROHIBITIONHello, we said to Dingletree, when he came into our kennelagain the other day. Hello, he replied as he helped himself to oneof our cigarettes, dropped in our swivelchair, and threw his feet onour desk. Dingletree says hello that way.“You wrote,” said Joe, “an editorial the other day on prohibi¬tion.” “We did,” we answered the challenge. “Why,” he asked,“do you object to the eighteenth amendment?” We were about totell him that we thought that we had outlined all that in the editorial,but Joe went on before we could answer; he asks questions that way.“It’s a perfectly satisfactory law. Nobody should kick; nordo many. And that’s as it should be. Now the wets have nocomplaint. They don’t have to deny their thirst under the prohibi¬tion law. And the drys, the anti-saloon leaguers, all they want is thelaw; thay care not whether it is enforced or not. So why object.It is, as practiced, one of the sanest and most flexible laws we have.”“You say,” we noted, “that everyone is satisfied. But are they?What about that per cent of the population who hate hypocrisy andthe very idea of some people getting satisfaction from the existenceof a law which is, as you admit, in practice not a law.” OFFICIAL NOTICESWednesday, March 13Radio Lecture, “American Litera¬ture,” Professor Percy Boynton ofthe English Department, 8, StationWMAQ.Divinity Chapel, Professor JohnMcNeill of the history of EuropeanChristianity department, 11:50, Jos¬eph Bond Chapel.The Anderson Club, Lenten Com¬munion Service, 12, Hilton MemorialChapel.Faculty Women’s luncheon, 12, IdaNoj'es hall.The Chemistry Journal Club, “OneHundred Per Cent Ionization,” MissHenrietta Da Costa, 2:30, Kent 20.Radio Lecture, “English Litera¬ture,” Mr. M. J. Freeman, 4, StationWMAQ.Beta of Illinois Chapter of Phi BetaKappa. Initiation of new members, 4,Classics 20.The Junior Mathematical Club,“Inverse Problems of the Calculus ofVariation in the Plane.” Dr. LincolnLa Paz, 4:30, Ryerson 37.The Graduate History club, “Trav¬els in Germany and Russia,” Mr. E.N. Johnson and Mr. Werlin, 7:30,Graduate Clubhouse.Thursday, March 14Radio lecture; “American Litera¬ture,” Professor Percy H. Boynton ofthe English department, 8 a. m. Sta¬tion WMAQ.Divinity chapel. Dean Shailer Mat¬hews of the Divinity school, 11:50,Joseph Bond chapel.Physics club. “Th Nuclear Theoryof Magnetism.” Professor KotaroHonda, Tohoku Imperial university,Japan, 4:30, Ryerson 32.Public lecture (downtown); “JohnHunter.” Professor Dallas B. Phe-mister of the Department of Surgery,6:45, the Art institute.Radio lecture: “Public Speaking,”Associate Professor Bertram G. Nel¬son of the English department, 7, Station WMAQ.Humanities club. Professor LeonardBloom/field of the Department of Ger¬manic Languages and Literatures.7:45, Classics 20.Sociology club: “Social Organiza¬tion and Everyday Life in CentralSumatra.” (illustrated). Professor Fay-Cooper Cole of the department of So¬ciology and Anthropology, 8, Rosen-wald 2.MAIER, PATTISONGIVE TWO PIANORECITALS IN MANDEL TIMELY GIFTSFor the GRADUATEBox of StationeryBook FindsCzecho-SIovakian PotteryWork—^Auction BridgeBridge ScoresCopper and Brass Gifts Book SuggestionsThe NewU. of C. Songbook$2.00Sinclair LewisiDODSWORTH—$2.50Pitf>lished March 14th.RELIGION—Dr. Arne’s newbook — $3.00.GRATTAN—BITTERBIERCE — $2.50.The myst'^ry of the life of.\mbrose Bierce.Walpole and Priestley—a novel combination.FARTHING HALL — $2.50.S. NORTH — PEDROGORINO — $3.50 For the GRADUATEMy Graduation BookNew Chicago JewelryPen and Pencil Setsin the new colors.Leather Key-CaseCompacts—many newstyles.Pillow TopsA KODAKfor the friend who is“going gadding.”Travel DiaryBOOK-ENDSfor the U. of C.Graduate.SELECT YOUR GIFTS TODAYfrom theU. of C. Bookstore5802 ELLIS AVENUE(Open Saturday Afternoons)DON’T FORGET"Ah such restless, truth-loving, idealistic souls,” said Dingle¬tree and he indulged in one of his enigmatic smiles, “are so hope¬lessly in the minority, so out of tune with the world as is that theydon’t count at all. 1 don’ understand why God ever let themon this earth in the first place. No, prohibition’s a wonderful law.’’BOOLA BOOLAYear after year the quaint custom at New Haven of lining upunresisting seniors and extracting from their educated minds variousand sundry answers to more or less ridiculous questions continues tothe great delight of metropolitan managing editors. The annual ques¬tionnaire purporting to be a cross-section of ideals and opinions ofYale’s senior class opens a keyhole to the sociologistically inclinedfor scrutinizing the mind, if any, of the average collegian.Thus we learn that psychology is the least valuable subject inthe curriculum, English the most; th’at Yale’s most-admired men areLindbergh, Hoover, any “my father”; that senior year is the mostpleasant, freshman year the most difficult; that a Phi Beta key ispreferred to a "Y ” by Yale College students while Sheffield menwould rather have their major letter than the corresponding SigmaXi.Little damage is done by these yearly frolics, no hearts arewrecked, the answers always delight the Sunday school teachers, andso the Yale Daily News continues its diversions. (Continued from page 1)“Boris Godunov.” The humor forwhich Maier and Pattison are cele¬brated had ample representation inthree little pieces of Stravinsky andan arrangement of “Turkey in theStraw” by one Dalies Frantz. The en¬ergy of a “Rhythmic Dance” of Goos-sens, the finesse of the Saint-Saensvariations on a theme of Beethoven,the combined energy and finesse of anarrangement of the “Blue Danube” byAbram Chasins of Philadelphia, causedhuge applause, enthusiasm, andthoughts of other teams that achiev¬ed perfect balance, such as Gilbertand Sullivan, Williams and Walker,or the Smith brothers. Your Subscription toThe Daily Maroon$2.00PROTESTANT PASTORFROM ROME TALKSON ITALIAN REUaON(Continued from page 1) Remainder of Yearhis experiences, among the soldiersduring his service in the World Warwere also told.The lecture was concluded with anappeal to the Protestan Churches ofthe United States, for support and en¬couragement for the work being donein Italy.■' 'ifMaroon baseiballershav0 first outdoorpractice. Battp jHaropn State champion prepcsigers invited for In¬terscholastic.THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 13. 1929 Page ThreeThe TempestALL INTRAMURAL FIVES*A* ClassFirst Team—Bonnem, f, A. T. O.Goodman, f, Macs.Bleeker, c, D. U.Baizer, g, Macs.Schneberger, g, D. U. (c).St;:nd Team—Hurst, f, A. T. O.Dorough, f, D. U.MaceKnzie, c, Macs.Mjurphy, g, A. T. O. (c).Bain, g, Medics.•B’ ClassLawler, f, Chi Psi (c).Cooperider, f, D. U.Williams, c, A. E. Pi.Kincheloe, g, Chi Psi.Savitsky, g, A. E. Pi.By Albert ArkulesThis is the most thankles tassk thatever fell upon us. The loud reportsof complaints from the fraternitiesw'ho think they have been defraudedin the selection of the all-star teamshas already been anticipated by thesports department. The Daily Maroonwill hold open house today while thevarious delegations from the housestell us where to get off.Well, these are our selections andwe stick by them. Obviously a lotof good men were left off the all-starteams. Unfortunately, in ba.skethall,one can only find places for five men,and as we picked two ‘A’ teams, theselection of ten men out of an eligiblegroup of at least twenty men naturallycalled for some close discrimination.We might say here that the all-starteams were picked solely on the basisof semi-final play. It is an impossi¬bility to judge ability on a short floor,so that the selection of men for themythical honors began with the play¬ing of the semi-final rounds on thelong floor.We wish to deny here any unfound¬ed rumors of bribery. It wil be not¬ed that the Macs, D. U., and A. T. O.placed three men apiece on the twoteams. While some talk has l)eenbandied, about to the effect that theseorganizations are considering makingus an honorary member, no such ac¬tion is being contemplated. We pick¬ed these teams in the quiet of a coirtf-try village and far away from theprussure of any aspiring candidates80 that the selections are ab.solutelyunbiased.We would like to enumerate whatguided us in the selection of the can¬didates for the two teams, but spaceprohibits. All we can offer in defenseof our choices is that we watched allthe semi-final games and that thesemen impressed us by their consistentperformances. One man’s opinion isas good as another, but many whowitnessed the semi-final games are aptto be misguided by a flashy perform¬ance of a favorite choice. These menall suffered lapses, but their all-aroundplay was so consistent that their goodpoints overshadow the bad.Not much distinction can be madebetween the two teams in theglass. We picked two teams becauseit was necessary to give all thesemen the proper credit. While we havelabeled the teams ‘A’ and ‘B’, we feelthat too fine a distinction cannot bedrawn, because the second team, inour estimation, is by no means in¬ferior to the first. Once again, useyour own judgment, and if you don’t(Continued on page 4)Students with a Purpose inLife Select theUNIVERSITY HOTELas their permanent residence.Quiet • Homelike - RefinedEvery room with Tub andShowerComplete Hotel ServiceRates: $11.00 to $15.00one or two people5S19 Blaclutone Ave.Dorchester 4100 FOUR CHAMPIONSSWIM IN BIG TENMEETATBARTLEHSchwartz, Hubbell, Ault,And Colbath toCompeteFour of the individual champions oflast year wdli return to defend theirtitles in the conference sw'imming meetat the University of Chicago on Fri-dav and Saturday. Some of thesemen placed in events other than theones in which they won titles, andeleven other men who placed will alsobe back to compete.,\1 Schwartz, Northwestern’s freestyle star, who holds four national in¬tercollegiate records, will probably de¬fend his 20 yard championship, whichhe won in 2:18 2-5. Schwartz alsoholds the intercollegiate marks in the40, 100, and 440, but he can not swimin all these races because of the con¬ference rule limiting a man to compe¬tition in three events, including therelay.s.Ault to Meet SchwartzGarner Ault of Michigan, who wonthe 440 yard swim in 5:17 2-5, willcomijcte again. .After the conferenceniicet, Ault broke the national inter¬collegiate record with a time of 5:04,but Schwartz has since lowered thatrecord to 4:57 3-5. The two did notmeet last year at this distance, and itis unlikely that they will clash in thelong swim this year. Ault finishedthird to .Schwartz in the 220, Darnallof Michigan, who has graduated be¬ing second..Another Michigan man, GeorgeHubbell, holds the 150 yard back-stroke championshij). He won lastyear in 1:42 2-5, with Dick Hinch ofNorthwestern second. Hinch this yearhas done 1 ;40 2-5, which is a nationalintercollegiate record. The other twomen who placed, Richard Spindle ofMichigan, and Wendell Stephens.)!! ofChicago, will be in the race.Colbath Seeks To RepeatWally Colbath of Northwestern,who won both the conference and Na¬tional Collegiate diving champion¬ships and was a member of the Olym¬pic team, will get stern competitionthis year from Harold Groh, Illinoiscaptain. Groh is diving better thanhe did last year, when he got fourthplace. Walaitis of Michigan and Mat-son of Minnesota, second and third,will be in the competition also.Robert Walker of Michigan won the40 yard swim but was disqualified forswimming out of his lane. He willmake another effort this year. Hill ofMinnesota, awarded first place, hasgraduated, as has Mcx)dy of the Go¬phers who finished second. Seager ofMichigan, third place man, returns.Darnall of Michigan, winner of the100, and Moody of Minnesota, second,have graduated, leaving only Seagerand Schwartz of the place men.Darnal was also second in the 220,but Ault and Wicks, the latter ofNorthwestern, are still swimming. Col-lopy of the Purple, second in the 440,and Wagner of Michigan, fourth, are(Continued on page 4)The Training SchoolforJewish Social WorkOffers a course of study to collegegraduates In preparation for Jew¬ish social work as a profession.Scholarships and Fellowshipsranging from $150 to $1000 areavailable for the next school year.For full information, addressThe DirectorThe Training School forJewish Social Work71 W. 47th St., New York City Big Ten MatmenMeet at PurdueFor Title BoutsThe cream of the wrestling talentill the Western Conference will be con¬centrated at Purdue University onFriday and Saturday as the Big Tengrapplers go to the mat in quest oftitle honors in eight weight divisionsin the annual conference wrestlingclianipionships. Unusually keen com¬petition has characterized the Big Tendual meet season this year, and witha Iwsl of entries in each weight bid¬ding for the title one of the great¬est series of fatches in the history ofthe meet, both from the standpointof action and excellence, is in the of¬fing.Olympic Stars CompeteUnusual color will be given to themeet through the appearance of sev¬eral Big Ten wrestlers who weremembers of the United States Olym¬pic team last summer, includingGeorge and Hewitt, of Michigan, andCapt. Morrison of Illinois, the onlyAmercaii to win a bout in the Olym¬pic games.While Michigan and Illinois cap¬tured the lion’s share of the honorsin the team standing, the individualchampionships here this week-end willfind each school in the Big Ten withat least one championship aspirant.Leon Fuchs, Chicago’s 115-pounderwho was third in his division lastyear, will be back after the title, butwill meet stiff opposition from Wein-raub, Purdue; Hales, Wisconsin; \'cr-coe, Ohio State, and Carpenter, Min¬nesota.Champiorts To Defend Titles 'Capt. Ralph Lupton, Northwestern’sstar wrestler, will defend his 125-pound championship. Robert Hewitt,of Michigan, an Olympic man, willprovide plenty of trouble for the Pur¬ple star, who is national inter-collegi¬ate champion at his weight. Luptonhas never been defeated in collegiatecompetition, having won 31 straightmatches.In the 135-i)Ound class. Captain Mor¬rison, of Illindis, /another Olympicman, is given the edge for the title.Nicholas Paolana, of Ohio, and GeorgeLaFavour, of Northwestern, a pair of.sophomores, may cause trouble in thedivision, while Elliott, of Michigan;Pederson, of Minnesota, and Dyer,of Chicago, are all possibilities.A pretty battle is in prospect in the14S-pound class. Robinson, of Purduehas won four straight Big Ten bouts,while Montgomery, of Iowa, has anequally impresive record and has thereputation of being as fast, clever andaggressive as the Boilermaker. Mich¬igan may complicate matters witheither Elliott or Kelly, while Harris,of Wisconsin and Davies, of Minne¬sota, are both hard pluggers on thecanvas.Many Feature Matches ..Walsniith, of Purdue, is gr.-.nted achance in the 15S-pound class, alongwith Kelly, of Michigan; Harsten, ofWisconsin; Crump, of Northwestern,and Hanna of Minnesota. Another(Continued on page 4) STATE CHAMPIONSARE INVITED TOPREP CAGE MEETTwelve Teams Have BeenInvited; Six RepliesReceivedInvitations have been sent out totwelve state basketball champs for theBasketball Interscholastic, five ofthese have already accepted and oth¬er schools are expected to answer atan early date. The champions havenot been decided in many of the statesso the invitations must be withhelduntil the winners have come through.The teams who have been askedare; Jenna High, Jenna, La.; St. JohnsHigh, St. Johns, .Ariz.; Little Rock,Ark.; Laurel High, Laurel, Del.; Cus¬ter County High, Miles City, Mont.;.St. Paul, Neb.; Portsmouth, N. H.;Raton, N. M.; Columbia, S. Car.; Col¬lege Grove, Term.; and LakelandHigh, Lakeland, Fla.Champions AcceptThe champs who have accepted toparticipate are the Jenna High, LaurelHigh. Custer County high, Columbiaand Lakeland High. Of the teamsasked to this year’s event Little Rockand Portsmouth are the only aggrega¬tions who were present at last sea¬son’s tournament. (Real Talent In MeetThe meet to come off this year isdestined to he the greatest spectacleof cage talent ever presented. Thebest teams from coast to coast willcompete for the national title. Judg¬ing from previous interest in the eventit is expected that the attendance andenthusiasm will be unequalled. TheUniversity certainly will be presentin full strength.HANDICAP BOWLINGTOURNEY TO STARTPLAY FOR SINGLESThe first round of the HandicapBowling tournaiiicnt will commencetoday. Pat Kelley announces that allthose who participated in the Intra¬mural Single matches are automatical¬ly placed in this meet. It is urged thatal these men play off their games inthe near future, and that all will en¬ter the contest. The regular contestproved to be very successful and haslet the officials in charge to hope thatthe handicap meet will fare the sameway. The way in which the schoolreceived the tourney has ensured themeet as an annual affair.Loomis and Gartside, who won thedoubles meet had a very hard fight,and judging from the number of peo¬ple that are bowling every day now ascompared to the number that used tocompete before the tourney was runoff. The handicap will he fair to thepooper bowlers, and the winner w’illbe uncertain until the final match./If You MUSTTake Notes***try this amazingnew ideaS IMPLY hold a soft,smooth, black-writ-ingVELVETpencilinyourhandandnotesprac/ic<z/iyite themselves. Thenlc Innk r»n vnur face 4 ^ ■*writeblank look on your facevanishes and everythingcomes out O. K.VELVET PencilsAMERICAN PENCIL OO., Willow Awe.. Hoboken. N. J.A VENUS Pencil Factory Product Large Field toCompete in RelayMeet at IllinoisThe eyes of the middle west willturn to the big armory of the Univer¬sity of Illinois March 16 when 800 ofthe best athletes of 77 universities,colleges and high schools wull com¬pete in the tw'elfth annua! Illinois in¬door relay carnival.Despite the size of the field, theIllinois again will demonstrate whata track meet can be run off in rapidfashion. The main meet, which w'illopen at 7:30 p. m., will close at 9:30so that spectators can be well on theirway homeward before 10 o’clock. Thecelerity with which the meet has beenpresented has had much to do withits popularity.To Run Nine U. RelaysThe main meet will include nineuniversity relays and ten special events.A new relay, the 320 yards shuttlehurdlers, will attract the hurdlers ofand Illinois. The event never hasbeen run for this distance and thevictor will establish a world’s record.Stars of the Big ^ .-n. Big Six, Mis¬souri V’alley and other conferences willface each other in the special events.The all-around will bring togetherBarney Bcrlinger, University of Penn¬sylvania, Jack Afeintosh of Mon-niofutli, last year’s champion, LeoBaldwin, University <Jf Texas andOscar Smith of Indiana Central, whoplaced fourth last year.22 Preps CompeteAfale high school of Louisville, Ky.,champion last year, heads field of22 high schools which also includesWashington of Cedar Rapids, Iowa,a victor in the past.The institutions which will be rpre-sented are as follows:Universities and colleges—Armourinstitute, Beloit, Bradley Butler, Chi¬cago, Chicago Normal. Coe, Cornell,Creighton, De Paul, De Pauw, De¬troit University, College of City ofDetroit, Doane, Dr. Eureka, Grin-nel, Illinois, Illinois Wesleyan, Indi¬ana Central, Indiana, Indiana Normal.Iowa, Iowa State, Kalamazoo, Kansas,Knsas State, Kansas Teachers (Em¬poria), Kansas Teachers (Pittsiburgh),Knox Lincoln College, Lincoln Uni¬versity, Lombard, AIcKendree, Alar-quette, Alianii, Al.iC|higb.n, AlichiganNormal, Alichigan State, Alilliken,Minnesota, Missouri, Alonmouth, Ne¬braska, Northwestern, Notre Dame,Ohio State, Ohio Wesleyan, Pennsyl¬vania, Peru Teachers, Purdue, Texas,VV’^ashington Western State Teachers,(Kalamazoo), Westminster and Wis¬consin.High schools—.Atwood, Champaign,Central (Peoria), Deerfield Shields,East (Aurora), Galesburg, Hannibal,Horace Alann (Gary), Ind., LaGrangeLeRoy, Maie (Lo'uisville, Ky.), NewTrier, Oak Park, Olna, Ottawa, Pro¬viso, Streator, St. Charles, AIo., Uni¬versity (Chicago), Urbana, Washing¬ton (Cedar Rapids, Iowa), Waterman, MJIROON BASEAILTEAM TURNS OUTFOR REAL PUYKaplan Has Burden AsOnly Big “C” ManOn SquadSince spring came suddenly thebaseball squad decided that it wastime to begin practicing in earnestout on Stagg Field and the teamturned out in almost full force, com¬mencing with a little batting and lat¬er chasing the balls sent from thebats of Coach Crisler and GeorgeLott.Captain Kaplan was on hand andready to begin with the job of work¬ing his arm into shape. He has justcompleted his work on the basketballoutfit. Wingate is behind the bat tostop the pills that come his way. Hol-lohan is holding down third, whileDavis and Knowles are ready in thefield. Kaplan is the only “C” man,and the other four men have receivedtheir Old English letter.Lott Back AgainLott is back with the squad andwill be able to do some real tossingfor the Maroons. Lawler is an oldman hack at second and Cooper a vet¬eran at the third bag. Fish will tryout at first, A’an Dyne at short. Someof the other sophomores who will beout to better their freshman recordsare Tipple at third, Kinchloe, Wil¬liams and Cahill, both pitchers, andYates in the outfield.The team’s practice will be irreg¬ular for the remainder of this quarter,hut by next quarter the ball clubought to be out for real work. For thefirst out-door jaunt, today’s practicelooked mighty good. The pill tossersmanaged to spear most of the hotones out of the sky, and performedvery well in general.Under the very able guidance ofAir. Crisler and with the amount ofveteran and promising material out,the baseball team can look forwardto a bright season.As the squad can boast only oneletter man, it has been considered asbeing rather unimportant by the otherconference teams, but with the nuc¬leus of Kaplan and Lott, Coach Cris¬ler may be able to get a clever nineand upset some of the sure things.Lack Hitting StrengthThe chief problem that faces CoachCrisler is the development of his hit¬ting strength. Preiss, Anderson andHoerger who have graduated were thethree hardest hitters on last year’steam Preiss, with a batting averageof 425, led the Conference Andersonhit 389 and Hoerger .319. Wingateis the only man back who consistent¬ly batted over .300. His average forlast season was .311. Captain Kaplanwas another consistent batter, gat¬ing an average of .315. However, heplayed in fewer games than any ofthe other men.College Graduatesneed aSPRING BOARDto theirFIRST POSITIONour10 Weeks Intensive ShorthandCourse for only college grad¬uates and undergraduates will“spring” you into the job youwant.Get full information about thisspecial course in time to enrollfor winter quarter.Phone Wentworth 0992Business AdministrationDepartmentENGLEWOOD BUSINESS COLLEGE735 Englewood Avenue ''P9-alitiysMtoeiiiaiiPage Four THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY, MARCH 13, 1929THE TEMPESTAT LAST OUR basketball seasonhas closed, leaving us in second tothe last place by the grace of Godand Minnesota. Our statistician, Mr.Zilch, however, informs us that theUniversity of Chicago lost more thanten games, it lost an important amountof money. “Taking this seriously, gen¬tlemen,” said Zilch, “you will find itan obvious fact that in the playing ofthese twelve games our athletes onthe team lost on the average of onehour of sleep a game. Coach Norgrenlost another two hours of sleep agame. As the players averaged innumber about eight men, you can seethat there were 96 hours of sleep lostby the players, Norgren bringing it upto 120 hours. There were six gamesaway from home, among the twelve,also. This necessitated a good deal oflost sleep on the part of Messrs. Wood¬ward, Plimpton, Swift and Stevens asto how these extra expenses could bemet wtihoojt raising the tuition rates.I would say that each officer lost threehours of sleep a game, hereby, bring¬ing the total to 192 hours lost irretrie¬vably. If w'e say that such time couldbe spent profitably squirting bug poi¬son on the trees on our campus, withthe resultant deaths of about 352bugs per man, we must figure that atleast 67,584 insects are now roamingat large that would be stiff and deadotherwise. If one insect destroys 18cworth of property, these basketballgames cost us $12,165.12. Small won¬der the University professors havetaken to shaving only once a week.” (Continued from sports page)like our choices, why go right aheadand pick your own.If there are any readers who feeldisgruntled about our selections,please address your remarks to thiscorrespondent and we shall be happyto arrange a time, and place wherethe matter can be thrashed out infull. We are expecting a large cropof letters in the early afternoon mail,and the Daily Maroon has promised tohire Mandel hall for our personal usewhere we can meet all our protestingreaders and talk things over.Before nightfall, we may be seri¬ously considering Horace Greeley’swise words to a young man, ‘Go Westyoung man, go West!’BIG TEN MATMEN MEET ATPURDUE FOR TITLEBOUTSDear J. L. P.~Did I have a fine time last night!I was out with a girl who remindedme of a telephone company every timeshe danced. Every line was busy.Benjamin the First.The Alpha Delt lodge is progress¬ing rapidly it seems to me. The beau¬tiful stone front is rising daily. Theswinuning pool in the rear is nearlycompleted and flying Held is a reality.In fact, the only thing missing is theremoval of Cobb Hall to the back ofthe house in order that Alpha Delt’sfuture rushing argument will be “NoAlpha Delt will be late for an eighto’clock in Cobb.”THAT MISOGYNIST, John JacobAstor, who made the nasty crack atour campus women yesterday by ad¬vocating w'ife beating has created ter¬rific clamor among our campus clubs.The Esoterics have already formed aprotective society, The Association ofAnti-Wife Beating, and no Sigma willgo out with a fraternity man who is.suspected reading Saturday EveningPost editorials; anyone would be readyfor wife beating after reading one ofthose. And never-the-less John Jacobhas the unutterable gal to appearagain. Listen:Dear J. L. ?.—Women! save me from their ca¬resses; deliver me from their sympa¬thy; protect me from their pity; andkeep me from Hell, where I shall sure¬ly meet them.John Jacob Astor.IT IS RELIABLY REPORTEDthat after writing the above quip JohnJacob went out behind the Bartlettgym and bit himself in eight places,playing a mouth organ all the while.I hear that an eight legged calfwas bom in Iowa. It’s certainly agood thing A1 Smith wasn’t elected.At that I’ll bet the Anti-Saloon leagueconnects him with it some way.-J. L. P.ERNST ROEHLK5809 Harper Ave.Phone Hyde Park 8282ARTIST - PHOTOGRAPHERcJeweli^81 N. State St., Chicago (Continued from sports page)feature weight division wil Ibe the165-pound cla'ss where Captain Hook¬er, of Purdue; Swain, of Indiana; Don-govito, of Michigan; Mathias, of Wis¬consin, and Osell of Minnesota, areamong the standouts. 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