“COMPLETECAMPUSCOVERAGEVol. 28. No. 74. idaroonUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, MARCH 8, 1929 Price Five CentiAthenaeumEditor’s Note: We didn’t thinkthat this could happen twice in the jsame week, but it has. It’s reallyLouie’s day to wander around in theBlind Alley. He was too hu;y, soyou’ll hare to accept the conse¬quences.—Bobbie Mac. CELEBRATE l-M CARNIVAL TONIGHTI don’t know why we feel urjfed towrite about the Carnival so much.Maybe the thinf? is getting: on ournerves. We’re scheduled to appearin several of the feature numberson the track. The 600, half, and re¬lay to be exact. They come thirtyminutes apart. The more we thinkabout it the more it seems as tho’it was going to be one continuousperformance. Probably we won’t beable to stand up by the time the re¬lay comes around, much less staggeraround the track twice. Some fool¬ish people actually seem to thinkthat a simple newspaperman likemyself will have chance against thehowling mob of wolves coached byLonnie Stagg. The thought of it allsickens me. Probably not as muchas the three events will, however.To get away from the personal,which is always uninteresting not tomention the space it wastes, we havelooked over the program for thisyear’s All-University Night to pre¬vent it from being one of the bestthings of the year. Sick as we maybe by that time, we know that weare going to get some morbid pleas¬ure, although the clubs have chosenmen who are in pretty good shape.Possibly they did this at the instanceof the Humane Society. There areseveral other numbers which aren’t.so had either. Even if the President’soffice did frustrate Lou Cohen in hisevil scheme to import Carmen I.om-hardo for the evening. Some of thecampus talent isn’t so bad. We al¬ways did like to watch Virginia Rat¬cliff, especially when she’s dancing.Some of her Mirror satellites aremore than passing. If ail goes well,we can even listen to Henkle with¬out trying to throw the shot at him.It probably wouldn’t endanger himvery much if we did. We tried put¬ting the shot the other day becauseevery man is allowed to enter a fieldevent, in addition to two track eventsand we knew that we couldn’t jumpeither crosswise or upward. Art of StainedClass Traced byCharles ConnickBy Charles H. Good..Evolution of the art of stained glassboth in Europe and America was de¬scribed last night by Charles Jay Con-nick, distinguished artist in stainedglass, in his Mandel hall lecture underthe auspices of the Moody foundation.Slides depicting some of his ownworks, among them the window inBond chai)el, were shown with speci¬mens from the great French and Eng¬lish cathedrals. Dr. Edgar J. Good-speed, who introduced Mr. Connick, PLAN CLASSICALSYMPOSIUM ONREALIS11C SCALEProf. Scott to Speak on^^Greek Athletics 'and Culture”All the details of the Athenianbanquets that characterized the gold¬en age of Pericles will be faithfullyduplicated at the Greek symposiumsponsored by the members of Eta Sig¬ma Phi, classical honorary society, inthe sun parlor of Ida Noyes hall, Fri-spoke of him as the foremost Ameri- | day, March 15 at 6:30.can artist in his medium and as prob-al)ly the foremost living artist.Condemns American Work.American stained glass windows ofthe past generation represent, accord¬ing to Mr. Connick, the world’s great¬est atrocities. These factory-made.scenic windows, usually enlarged fromSunday school i)rints, are absolutelyalien to the real art of stained glass,he said. The scenic quality whichthey overemphasize is among the leastimportant in the art of producingstained glass windows. Design andcolor are all important, he declared.Color Tones Vary(Due of the chief difficulties in work¬ing with stained glass Mr. Connickexplained, is the fact that colorsagainst the light become living forcesimpossible to regulate. A windowmay seem to be entirely predominatedby red tones at one time of day. butat another the blues may assert them¬selves. Even seasons of the year af¬fect the colors, .Mr. Connick averred.He illustrated the ways iu whichwhite glass eidaig^fl designs, blueglass overshadoced other tints, andblack leads disa4)i>eared entirely, ina series of slides.WOODWARD SPEAKSON ‘SCHOOL SPIRIT’IN CHAPEL SERVICE Prof. Scott SpeaksProf. John Scott, head of theclassical department at Northwesternuniversity, will be the speaker of theevening, and will address the guestson “Greek .Athletics and Greek Cul¬ture." -A complete |)rogram has beenarranged, i)atterned in true Greekstyle and including the telling of enig¬mas and the pouring of a libation toZeus.I3ecorations and menu have alsobeen carefully reproduced and themembers of iita Sigma Phi willwear vari-colored chitons. Sophomores Give |aTHLETICS, VAUDYILLE CROWDAll-campus DanceToday in RefoldsSpiced with an informal entertain¬ment by' Mirror and Settlement Nighttalent, an aJl-University mixer is tobe given by the Sophomore class thisafternoon from 3 to 6 in the northlounge of the Reynolds club. HuskO’Hare’s five piece orchestra has beenchartered to play for the dance.Mirror Entertainefs.Among the entertainers drawn from“Slip-Slaps” 1929 Mirror production,are Virginia Ratcliff, who will danceand Marguerite Fernholz, who is torepeat her “Peter Pan’ dance of Mir¬ror. Sam Van Dyne, Sigma AlphaEpsilon, adept with a banjo and Or-vis Henkle, Phi Gamma Delta, are tostage a song act together. LouiseGarrett, Sigma, will sing. The pro¬gram is arranged by Eleanor East-wood, chairman of the entertainmentcommittee.William H. (iarvey. Sophomorepresident, is anxious for the studentbody, especially the Sophomer class,to show its interest in campus ac¬tivities by a large attendance at thedance.Tickets At Door PROGRAM FOR FIFTH ANNUALINTRAMURAL SHOW IN BARTLETTBetty Robinson Olympic,,,. , , . , , ,, ,1 ickets are fifty cents each andI ickets, which are a dollar, are on , i • ., n . n in' may be secured in the first floor hallof Cobb, as well as at the dance andfrom members of the Sophomorecouncil. According to George Mahin,treasurer, the sale has been satisfac-, tpry-Open to all members of the Uni¬versity, the .Sophomore mixer, alongwith the intramural carnival in Bart¬lett gym, closes the social activitiesof the winter quarter. Plans to bringthe class together trequently duringnext quarter will be announced soonafter the vacation. .According to thetreasurer, the financial condition ofthe class is satisfactorv.sale at the University bookstore, andfrom members of the society*.Juniors Register,Set High RecordFrederick t'. Woodward, .Acting-Now * President of the University, will be-we know that we can’t put the shot,either.The track events themselves oughtto be pretty good. We have a manwho can run. That is there is a manon my team that can run. I’m notthe man. He’ll probably be beatenjust the same, tho. There’s anotherman on iny team in the hurdles.He’s just about sure to lose. Andthen last of all, we have the FlyingScotsman in person. He is sure tolose. But there ai*e other teams en¬tered. Mine isn’t the only one, quitefortunately as far as the Carnival isconcerned. It ought to be a prettygood meet.Then too, there will be the boxingand wrestling finals. We always didget a great deal of pleasure out ofwatching two other fellows try topoke each other in the nose, orshould it be noses? And wrestling issuch a manly sport. There’s reallynothing like it when one man getsanother down on the mat and startsto rub his nose in the dirt and see ithe can’t wear the opponent’s pro¬boscis down to size. Wrestlers al¬ways seem to go on the assumptionthat the opponent’s nose is too large.That’s one reason why we have neverwrestled. We like our nose just aboutas it is.The fortunate few who had theextreme privilege of attending theMortar Board party this winter, aswe regretably did not—^that was thenight we got more than five hours’sleep, which makes it equally not¬able—w i 1 1 remember JimmieNoone’b band. And as Harry Hageyproudly said, “If they’re good(Continued on page. 6) gin a series of University Chapel As¬semblies with a discussion on “TheSpirit of a University" to he giventoday at noon in the Chapel. Theacademic hymn, Iiiterger Vitae, willl)e sung by the University choir.“Mr. VV’ood ward’s broad back¬ground gives him an exceptionallytine viewpoint from which to discussa subject of this kind,” said CharlesW. Gilkey, Dean of the Universitychapel. He has studiel at Cornell andhas taught at Dickinson college inWashington, D. C., at Northwesternand at Leland Stanford Universities.Bishop James E. Freeman of Wash¬ington, 1). C. will he the visitingpreacher for this Sunday’s services.He is one of the leaders in the Prot¬estant Episcopal Church and it is inhis diocese that the Great NationalCathedral is being built. Interest in the Undergraduate coun¬cil election for representatives atlarge was shown yesterday when morethan three liundred Juniors registered.Only tlio.se whose registration haslieeii approved by the recorder’s officemay vote at the elections which willtake place next 'rinirsday from 9 to 3in the first floor corridor of Cobhhall.The ticket has not yet been decided,since those who have made knowntheir desire to run as candidates mustfirst satisfactorily complete tlic l>rej-ccts allotted tlicni by the members ofthe Undergraduate council. The pro¬jects are subjects of vital interest tothe campus at large ,and must he com¬pleted and a report turned iu to RayMurphy, president of the Undergrad¬uate council, not later than Monday. CRIME TREATMENTSUBJECT OF TALKBY G. W. KIRCHWEYWARNER APPOINTSRUTTER MANAGER OFBLACKFRIAR SCORESStudents to Present^^Shanghai Fantasy >>“Shanghai Fantasy,” a musicalstage production, will be presentedby the Chinese members of the In¬ternational Students association onChinese Night, March 15, in Mandelhall. William Poy, S. C. T.sao, andW. S. Yee are in charge of the per-foimance and Mr. Low is directing.The scene of the first half of theproduction is laid in old China andthe second half in the China of morerecent times. Both western and orien¬tal music will be played during theperformance, and genuine Chinese in¬struments will be used. Chinese mag¬ic and colorful costumes will be ad¬ditional features. Blackfriars’ picture for the Cap andGown will be taken today at 12:10 inMandel hall.James Rutter was appointed scoresmanager for Blackfriars by CharlesWarner, abbott', yesterday. It willbe his duty to supervi.se the publica¬tion and distribution of the musicalscores of the show which are offeredfor sale to the audience at the per¬formances. Rutter is a member ofDelta Kappa Epsilon.The picture which was scheduledfor yesterday was postponed until to¬day due to the fact that so few mem¬bers showed up for the pictures. Allmembers are urged to be pre.sent to¬day. “The principal of law is to rendereach one his due." said Dr. GeorgeVV. Kirchwey dean of the New YorkSchool of Social Workers, in his talkbefore the frraduate school of SocialService .Administration yesterday inCobb no.Dr. Kirchwey is well known as acriminologist and lawyer. He hastaught law at Harvard university andat one time was a warden at Sing Singprison. '“We are too squeamish and senti¬mental and our punishment is irreli-vent,” said Dr. Kirchwey. “We mayquestion whether our criminal law isdoing more harm than good, but wemay feel reasonably sure that it iswiser to spend our funds for patrol of¬ficers than for new prisons.” Here’s Program forTonight’s CarnivalThe intramural carnival opens to¬night with the first heat of thesemi-finals in the fifty-yard dashat 7:30. The evening’s program isscheduled as follows:7:34—boxing finals, 155 pounds.7:36—finals, 50 yd. low hurdles.7:38—finals, 440 yd. run.7:41—fat men’s race, 50 yds.7:43—wrestling finals, 138 lbs.7:44—medley race, “U” highhoys, 50 yds.7:46—rifle drill by R. O. T. C.7:53—boxing finals, 145 lbs.wrestling finals, 148 lbs.7:54—finals, 50 yd. dash.7:56—mile run.8:02—Blackfriar.s dancing class.8:09—dormitory relay race.8:12—“Campus ditties” Blackand Wilson.8:21—boxing finals, 128 lbs.8:22—finals, 300 yd. dash.8:25—fencing match.8:33—Jack Pincus and his xylo¬phone. Jeiry Solomon at the piano.(Continued on page 2)Dyboski Speaks onPolish Literature Sprint Star, to BeIntroduced“Polish Literature Since the WorldWar” was the subject of ProfessorRoman Dyhoski’s lecture at the ArtInstitute last night. Professor Dy-hoski is a member of the faculty ofthe Lhiivcrsity of Krachow and isteaching a course in i’olish historyand literature on campus this (piarter.'"^'ast .'IPolish literature played agreat part in the politics of the coun¬try until the Worhl War when Po¬land secured its freedom.” stated Pro¬fessor Dyboski. “Consequently onefinds a great deal of the national af¬fairs in literature before the war in¬stead^ of the universal human proh-Itms with which writers and poets of(Continued on page 6)Tarpon Club HoldsInstallation DinnerMembers of Tarpon and theirguest for the evening have been in¬vited to the Instalation dinner tonightat 6:15 in Ida Noyes hall.After the dinner stunts will be giv¬en by men>bers of the team that hasthe poorest record in attendance thisquarter. Later, games and stunts willbe participated in by all present. Paolo Bosio Speaks .On Campus TuesdaySignor Paolo Bosio, M. C. D. S. O.,pastor of the Cornelius Baker mem¬orial church. Piazza Cavour, Rome,Italy, will give a lecture on “SpiritualLife of Italy” in Bond chapel, Tues¬day at 4:30.Signor Bosio is a delegate from theWaldensian church of Ital^ to Amer¬ica and is touring this country underits auspices. He is a distinguishedipreacher, scholar and soldier, havingreceived numerous war decorations,the “Medaglia il Valore," the WarCross, the British Military Cross andthe Distinguished Service Order ,pfEngland. ’ .A reception will be held after thelecture for both Signor and MadameBosio, who is accompanying hipi onh's tour. DRAMA CLASS SEESALL TALKING PICTUREAT TOWER THEATREMr. Frank H. O’Hara and his classin “Drama study and Staging” werethe guests of Mr. Levin, the managerof the Tower theatre at the Wednes¬day matinee. The picture, “The Doc¬tor’s Secret” is the first “all-takie”ever proluced, according to Mr.O’Hara. It was a coincidence thatthis story was taken from James W,Barrie’s “Half an Hour.” which Mr.O’Hara’s class is planning to presentsome time next week in class period.A stiidj* was made of the co-ordina¬tion of voice and action.When questioned as the effect ofthe ‘“talkies” on the legitimate stage,Mr. O’Hara said that he did not be¬lieve that they would cause more con¬sternation’than the movies themselveshave already caused. He also saidthat the “talkies” would improve thestandards of speech of the generalpublic. Tonight at 7:15 the first notes ofthe University band will inauguratethe Fifth Annual Intramural carnival.Once more Bartlett gymnasium willbe the scene of contests in boxing,wrestling, dashes, relays, dancing anda host of other forms of entertain¬ment for the students and faculty.Patrons and patronesses who havesignified their intention of attendingthe carnival are Mr. and Mrs. V. A.Hebert, Mr. and Mrs. S. K. Vorres,Mrs. N. H. Norgren, Mr. Harold H.Swift, Mr. and Mrs. C. S. Boucher,Mr. and Mrs. Carlton T. Beck, Mr.and Mrs. Walter A. Payne, Mr. andMrs. K. J. Bonner, Mr. and Mrs.E. C. Norman, Mr. and Mrs. M. D.McLean, Mr. and Mrs. David H..Stevens. Mr. and Mrs. Herbert O.Crisler, Mr. and Mrs. W. H. Cowley,Mr. and Mrs. Jerry Fisher, Dr. andMrs. Dudley B. Reed, Dr. and Mrs.Charles W. Gilkey, Mr. and Mrs. E.W. McGillivray, Mr. and Mrs. I.en-nox B. Grey, Mr. and Mrs. B. W.Dickson and Mr. and Mrs. George R.Moon. Mr. A. A. Stagg sent his re¬grets, but Mrs. Stagg has signifiedher intention of attending.Arrange New FeaturesIn addition to the athletic strug¬gles which every year furnish an op¬portunity for the fraternities to seekvengance upon their next door neigh¬bors, the intramural department hasarranged a number of new features.The University R. O. T. C. unit isstaging a rifle drill which will includeJohn Renhult, Gerald Price, JackHough, M. Goldstine, Edward Wag¬ner, Julius Mayer, Alfred Noel andGeorge Fetherston. S. Bublick willact as bugler and G. Nickel will rollthe drum.Joseph Barron, Blackfriars dancingcoach, will present his class in danc¬ing. Ray Black and Francis Wilsonwill present “Campus Ditties,” lyricsby George Gruskin.Jack Pincus will pre.sent a medleyof popular songs on his xylophone.Jerry Solomon will accompany Pincusat the piano.Settle GrudgeThe I-M department ha<> arrangedto have a grudge of some significancesettled with the foils in the centerring. Shinn and Sacerdote, two ofProfessor Merrill’s protegees, have ac¬quiesced to battle with the foils andRudnick and Van der Hoef will stagea saber duel.Miss Betty R.obinson, Olympic star,will be introduced immediately pre-ceeding the interclub relay, the first ofits kind to ever be staged in Bart¬lett. The Esoterics will be represented(Continued on page 2)Saleswomen WantedFor InterscholasticsWomen of MaroonElntertained. at TeaWomen members of The Daily Ma¬roon staff will be entertained at anacquaintance tea to be given by theJunior editors, Harriet Hathaw'ay andRosalind Green, today at 3 at MissGreen’s home, 4830 Drexel Blvd. Mrs.Charles W. Gilkey and Harriett Har¬ris will be guests of honor. Women interested in working to¬ward membership in W. A. A., willhave the opporunity of selling foodand soft' drinks at the basketball In-,terscholastics to be held in BartlettApril 2 to 6.Positions for preparing and sellingfood will be open any hour from 10 inthe morning till 11 at night, fromTuesday to Saturday. Marjorie Tol-man is in charge of preparing the hotdogs.The selling will be supervised byLillian Schlesinger, Olive Eggan,Virginia Pope, Margaret Egan, andMary Budd.Those interested should sign upearly on the bulletin posted in thebasement of Ida Noyes.\• m irl-t*THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MARCH 8, 1929Page TwoSlj? lailg mar00nFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublithed morninKa, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription ratestS.OO per y«ar; by mail, $1.60 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Ehitered as second class matter March 18. 1903, at the post office at Chicago,Illinois, under the Act of March 3. 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationI The Staff1I LOUIS H. ENGEL, JR., MANAGING EDITORI ROBERT W. FISHER, BUSINESS MANAGER( HARRIET HARRIS, WOMAN’S EDITORI HENRY D. FISHER, SPORTS EDITORj VICTOR ROTERUS, CHAIRMAN EDITORIAL BOARDj OFFICE—ROOM 16, 5831 University Avenue, LEXINGTON HALLj Telephones: Midway 0800, Local 44, Hyde Park 9221jIi1I\ MENCha- lee H. Good. News EditorEldwin Levin News EditorRobert C. McCormack —Newa EditorLeon J. Baer Day EditorEdward G. Bastian Day EditorStanley M. Corbett Day EditorNorman R. Goldman Day EditorEdgar Greenwald —Day EditorJohn H. Hardin._ Day EditorHenry C. Ripley.- —Day EditorWOMENHarriet Hathaway Junior EditorRosalind Green Junior EditorJ. Aldean Gibboney Ftaiure EditorFrances A. Blodgett —Sophomore EditorMarjorie Cahill - Sophomore EditorPearl Klein Sophomore EoitorMarion E. White Sophomore EditorMargaret Eastman Senior ReporterAlice Torrey Society Editor* SPORTS DEPARTMENTAlbert Arkules Sophomore EditorMaurice Liebman Sophomore EditorJerome Strauss Sophomore EditorEmmarette Dawson Women’s EditorMarjorie Tolman..Associate Women’s EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTEarle M. Stocker Advertising ManagerRobert Nicholson Circulation ManagerLouis Forbrich Circulation AssistantWilliam Kincheloe ....Circulation AssistantLee Loventhal Office ManagerRobert Mayer ...Downtown CopyFred Towsley Downtown CopyAbe Blinder Local CopfTRobert Shapiro Local Cop/! THE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1 1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate activity‘ and •cholnrship.J 2. Application of research principles and abolition of grades for, nenior college students.! 3. Promotion of undergraduate interest in lectures, concerts,j exhibits and other campus cultural influences.' 4. Erection of a field ho^lse.i 5. Adoption of a deferred fraternity and club rushing plan.I 6. Institution of a Reading Period plan.GOOD LUCK!For the first time in years Coach Dan Hoffer’s gym team willenter the conference title meet not the prime favorite to cop allhonors when it competes at Urbana tomorrow afternoon. Althoughother University teams have been in the downs too frequently inrecent years, Mr. Hoffer’s boys could always be counted upon tobring at least one Big Ten championship to the Midway.Mr. Hoffer and his turners have never received the appreciationdue their wonderful efforts. Although they consistently performwith an agility, a skillfulness, a symmetry of motion that is rarelyseen in other branches of sport they have been lamentably neg¬lected in the way of attendance by the undergraduates. Still yearin and year out Mr. Hoffer has molded teams out of inexperiencedmaterial which have gone out and won conference and nationalhonors galore.Last spring graduation left Mr. Hoffer’s ranks without a singlethoroughly experienced gymnast; it took away stars who had wonnational reputations. This year Mr. Hoffer has in spite of this hand¬icap whipped together a creditable team out of green though will¬ing material. Tomorrow afternoon they will defend their champion¬ship. We wish them the best of luck.OUR MARDI GRASBeginning at 7:15 and continuing until midnight the IntramuralIndoor Carnival, the University’s closest approach to Cornell’s Ju¬nior Week, Dartmouth’s Winter Carnival and New Orleans’ MardiGras, will be a gathering point for diversion-bent University studentstonight. With Betty Robinson, Frankie Masters, Jimmy Noone’scolored jazz band. Mirror acts and what not on the Carnival pro¬gram there should be enough to keep the most blase of campuspleasure seekers interested. It will be the last chance of the quarterto indulge in a little carefree college life for the serious business offinal examinations is just around the corner.REVIVING AN OLD FAVORITETbose who like their theatre above all else, even above carni¬val activities, should do well to see Ass’t. Professor Napier Wilt’sAmerican Drama class stage Steele Mackaye’s “Hazel Kirke” to¬night at the Reynolds club theatre. Written in 1880, before suchplaywrights as Hecht, MacArthur, Stallings had seen the light of day,this play, melodrama of the kind that neglects none of the humanemotions for effect, should throw some interesting if not amusingsidelights on the development of American drama. The cast is, weunderstand, quite unusually expert and capable of rendering a sym¬pathetic presentation of this play of the always interesting past. OFFICIAL NOTICESFriday, March 8Radio Lecture: “American Litera¬ture.” Professor Percy H. Boyntonof the English departmenVi 3, Sta¬tion WMAQ.University Religious Service, Act¬ing President Woodward, 12, TheUniversity Chapel.Meeting of the faculty of theGraduate School of Social ServiceAdministration, 4:30, Cobb 112.Public Lecture (Downtown):“Crime and Law Enforcement in theModern City.” Professor EarnestW. Burgess of the Sociology depart¬ment, 6:45, The Art Institute.Saturday, March 9Meetings of the University RulingBodies: the Faculty and Conferenceof the Divinity School 9, Swift 101.The E.xecutive Board of the Gradu¬ate Faculty, 10, Cobb 115.Radio lectures; “Elementary Span¬ish,” Mr. Howard S. Bechtoldt, Calu¬met Senior High school, 1, StationWM.AQ. “Elementary German.” Mr.William Kurath, German department,11, Station WM.\Q.Dames club: “Food in its Relation tothe Body.” Mrs. .'Ann J. Peterson, 3,Ida Noyes hall.HERE’S PROGRAM FORCARNIVAL TONIGHT,(Continued on page 4)8:40—ho.xing finals, 175 lbs.wrestling finals, 178 lbs.S;41-—University band, directedb}- Palmer Clark.8:51—boxing finals, heavyweight,wrestling finals, heavy¬weight.8:52—600 yd. run.8:55—Introducing Miss BettyRobinson.9;02—first annual club relay.9:10—Miss Louise Garrett.9:17—880 yd. run.9:21—Orvis Henkle and his ac-cordian.9:28—one-mile handicap race.9:33 — Miss Virginia Ratcliff.Mirror star.9:42—organization relay finals.9:55—Jimmy Noone’s dance or¬chestra, eight pieces..And that’s all..All events will be run strictly on.schedule. Contestants are urged tohe on hand fifteen minutes beforetheir time to participate. They areexpected to report to the clerk infront of the medical office upontheir arrival at the gym. cJeweli;y31 N. State St., ChicagoMAKE AVIATION jjYOUR VOCATION |PREPARE FOR IYOUR BUSINESSFUTURE THISSUMMERAviation is now acknowledgedto have passed its experimentalstage. In its rapid growth itrequires the services of manyspecialized executives who arewell versed in the fundamentals 'of aeronautics, including both 'ground practice and flying.Spend this summer at Du Page, !and prepare for your future in jAviation.Thorough training. Mono- {planes and biplanes. Compel- Ient personnel. Private flyingfield. Comfortable dormi¬tories. ISend for our CatalogDU PAGE FLYINGACADEMY122 SO. MICHIGAN BLVD.CHICAGO, ILLINOIS iCAN YOU ROLLICK?If you can, joinThe MidwesternUniversity ToursSailing from Montreal in thenew Cunarders ANTONIA IJune 21 St or ATHENIA June28th.Membership open to thestudents, faculty and Alumniof the Midwestern Universitiesand Cx)lleges.CELEBRATE I. M.TONIGHT’S CARNIVAL(Continued from page 1)by Tobin, Newman, Gartside andSpence; the Mortar Boards by Black,Roberts, Ratcliff and Ramsey; Sigma;by Lott, Merriam, MacIntyre andHey wood; W’yvern by Berghoff, Lock-lin, Walsh and Krogh; for Pi DeltaPhi, .Ahrahamson, Elmer, Corbett andNorgren.The Phi Delta U^psilons will haveLloyl, Paris, Keyser, and Springerrunning f or them. For the Quad-ranglers, the Cusack brothers Cody,and Peale; Phi Beta Della, Menden¬hall, Engel, Somers, and Foster; ChiRho Sigma, Eickenberry, Kirkland,Kowalski and Sass; Delta Sigma, Ne-bel, Horton, Tucker and Harlacher;for Deltho Meyer, Chapin, Springer,and Satkoff. 'Louise Garrett, Mirror star, willsing a few of the songs which madethe 1929-show such a success. OrvisHenkle will play his accordion. An¬other. Mirror star, Virginia Ratcliff,will present a song and dance num¬ber.To close the evening, JimmieNoone’s dance orchestra has been en¬gaged to provide the music for thetwo or more hours of dancing.■**1111 nil* »I CLASSIFIED ADSINSTRUCTORS WANTED—Forall departments in universities, col-normals and accredited schools.Register at once. Allied ProfessionalBureaus, Marshall Field Annex Bldg.1911'• WANTED,.Experienced man forracket restringing. Part time work.Woodworth’s, 1311 E. 55th St. You’ll visit France, Eng-I land, Belgium, Germany,I Switzerland - - - 38 days spentin visiting the gayest . . mosthistoric, and picturesque pointsof interest in Europe.It will cost you 5)426.50from Montreal to Montreal or$489.45 from Chicago to Chi¬cago.Let the experience of themany Midwestern Universitypeople who traveled with usin 1928 be your guide in plan¬ning your 1929 Tours,For further informationSEE LOCAL AGENTSTHE AMERICANEXPRESSCOMPANYAMERICAN EXPRESS BUREAUBUREAUHyde Park National Bank53rd and' Lake Park Ave.CUNARDLINE346 N. Michigan Ave.CHICAGO ILLINOIS The Stare For MenyMarshall Field^ Company•35io’502 Trouser SuitsUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO MENCAN REALLY APPRECIATE THESTYLE WHICH THESE SUITS, JUSTIN FOR SPRING, POSSESSI THEBOWL IS MODELED ESPECIALLYFOR COLLEGE MEN AND IS GEN¬ERALLY ACCEPTED ON MOSTMID-WESTERN UNIVERSITY CAM-PUSES. DURABLY MADE OFWORSTED CLOTHS IN THESHADES POFULAR FOR SPRINGI(GRAY, FASHION INDICATES,WILL BE THE LEADING COLORI)yOUNG MEN'S Surrs-THIRD FLOORITracktters iMve forconference. Cagert dose seasontomorrow.THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MARCH 8, 1929 Page ThreeThe TempestBy Albert ArkulesThere will be a general exodus ofMaroon athletic teams over the week¬end which bears import to all loyalsupporters of the Maroon banner.The track, gym, and fencing teamsare embarking for Iowa City andChampaign to display their wares incompetition with the rest of the con¬ference, and much uneasiness existsin the Chicago camp because thecompetition will be of excellent cali¬bre.Ned Merriam’s hopeful band oftrack men face nine other confer¬ence teams today and tomorrow, andneedless to say, their work will becut out for them. Track is one sportwhich does not lack for skilled per¬formers, and so many of them aremaking their way to lowe City, thatplenty of records will probably goby the boards before the day is over.Coach Merriam has brought histeam along carefully. The squadhas enjoyed fair success in its dualmeets, and at the quadrangular meetat Wisconsin a few weeks ago, Chi¬cago took second place. Coach Mer¬riam has some able performers, not¬ably Root, Haydon, Dale Letts, Cap¬tain Williams, Frey, and Weaver.What they will do against the con¬ference is being awaited with trepi¬dation.Chicago is not being seriouslyrated for the championship, but allof us would like to see Ned Mer¬riam come home with the covetedhonor. It has been a long time sincea conference title rested amidst theBUdway surroundings, and this yearseems just ripe for Ned Merriam andhis squad to return home with afirst place.Down at Champaign, Coach D. L.Hoffer’s aspiring Gym will be per¬forming in defense of a title that hasbeen at Chicago nine years out ofthe last twelve. Not only is theHoffer record and prestige at stake,but the competition that faces theMaroon is the best the Conferencehas had in years.We would like to intersperse ourlong-winded remarks with a wordabout Weaver, the oldest veteran onthe squad. Weaver, a man who isclose to thirty, short, wiry, and ofa retiring nature, has been a mem¬ber of the Maroon Gym team forfour years. He is not the star thatJimmy Flexner or Rlyod Davidsonwas or that Jack Menzies is on the1929 squad. It has taken him a longtime to develop into a regular. Butall the time he was making the gradeand watching others take the laurelsand the honors, he kept on plugging.This year is Weaver’s last on thesquad and tomorrow’s Conferencemeet ends his career. His name hasrarely appeared in the glowing trib¬utes and eulogies which have usuallybeen paid to the star athletes. Andhis name will probably soon be for¬gotten after his career on the teamcloses.Nevertheless, Weaver has set anexample which is both exemplary andadmirable He is the kind of athletewho, in our opinion, is the true em¬bodiment of what the Order of the*C’, stands for, a man who hasworked for four years, faithfully,consistently, and without fame. Wehave a whole-hearted admiration forhim, and we know that the goodwishes of Maroon supporters are ex¬tended to him when he makes hislast appearance under a Chicagobanner. Here’s wishing him all theluck in the world!! TRACKMEN SET FOR BIG MEETTelephone H. P. 8080TERESA DOLANBEN SMITZDORFSchool of Dandng1208 E. 63rd StreetMonday. Wedneoday and FridayBeffinnen ClaaaeseniVATB LESSONS .ANYTIME CAGERS END SEASON AGAINST BADGERSCHAMPIONSHIP OFBIG TEN WILL BEDECIDED BY GAMEGist and Kaplan FinishColorful CageCareersIn wliat will he their last game ofthe 1929 .season Coach Nels Norgren’sUniversity of Chicago l)askethall willtravel out to Madison early tomorrowtomorrow morning in an attempt toknock the Badger five out of a tie/or a championship.Maroon Full of FightAnd despite all the rumors abouttall hoys from Wisconsin and thestories of impossibilities, the Maroonteam is going out to give their Badg¬er opponents the fight of the season.In a short snappy practice yesterdayNorgren hoys si)ed through severalformations and seemed to be full ofpep and energy. They had their ‘eyesfor the basket and looked ready tothrow all this height rot into the gut¬ter, and put Michigan into first place.That the Maroons will he seriouslyhandicapped on the tipoff is admitt¬ed, for Wisconsin with Tenhopen,Foster and Kow-alzyck should con¬trol the hall on the jmup. Ilut theChicago team hopes to meet this byhaving an air tight defense againstCoach Meanwell’s well thought outplays. That W'isconsin wil, be inthere to win handily is unnecessaryto mention, for a victory puts theBadgers into a tie with Michigan forthe championship but a defeat woulddrop them out of the first position.Gist and Kaplan End CareersIt will be the last appearance ofVirgil Gist captain, Bob Kaplan andFrancis Cooper in a Maroon cage uni¬form. Gist will close a successfulthree year career by meeting one ofthe tallest and best centers in thegame. Kaplan, captain of the base¬ball team, will be opposed in his ef¬forts to sink buckets by the two bestguards in the Big Ten, but we can re¬ly on the stellar Maroon fiwward tocome through with the prettiest per¬formance of his entire cage career.GRAPPLERS BATTLEINDIANA FOR THIRDPLACE IN BIG TENThe University of Chicago wrestlerswill meet the grapplers from Indianafor third place of the Big Ten inBartlett gym tomorrow' night. Mich¬igan and mini is engaged downstatefor first and second places.The Hoosiers have not l)ecn beat-ten this season, but tied with North¬western and Michigan. They havescored fifty-nine points against theopponents and have been scored uponto the amount of forty-nine points.The Maroons have maid fifty-sevencounts against their advisaries andhave relinquished fifty-nine to them.Coach Vorres will be materiallyhandicapped by the loss by injury ofquite a number of his regulars. Win¬ning, l.evine Dyer, Kolodziej andNardin are the men who will be un¬able to compete. Winning and Der,along with Sonderby have been theconsistent winners of the squad.The probable lineup is Fuchs, 115;Himan, 125; Adler, 135; Bradley, 145;Bussey, 155; Eller,. 165; Froberg,175; and Sonderby, heavyweight. Withthese me nto oppose, the Indiana mat-men are goin gtoh ave a tough jobof it. Coach Vorres promises noth¬ing, but it is sure that the Chicagolads will do their part in bringinghome that third place. To Hold Finals ofI-M Bowling TourneyThe finals of the Intramuralbowling tournament will be heldthis afternoon at 4:00. After sev¬eral weeks of elimination, the lastmatch of which was Shur’s defeatof Lunde by three pins yesterdayafternoon the tourney has finallyreached the final stages.The weeks of play have broughtout a number of really remarkblescores, many of the tallies runningwell above two hundred. Sher,Lunde, Loomis and Grant havebeen the most consistent perform¬ers. Kaufman and Cohen of PhiSig won the consolation tourneywhile Porter and Sheid of Phi Deltcarried off second honors.FOILSMEN LEAVEFOR TITLE MEETMaroons Seek To KeepChampionshipChicago’s aspiring fencing team, un¬der Coach Merrill, will leave early thisafternoon for Illinois where they w'illcompete in the conference fencingmeet this evening and tomorrow.The dueling sword i championshipwill be settled at the Illinois armorytonight but the results of the foilsand saber events will not be availabletill late tomorrow. The methcxl of com¬petition used is that of the round rob-on variety. This is a very fair meth¬od, it also takes a long time, thusexplaining the division of events.The best men from the eight schoolsthat have fencing teams will be pres¬ent at the Illinois meet. Chicago, byvirtue of their record of last yearand because of the fact that the cham¬pionship team is intact except forNash ,is the favorite. The teams thatare reckoned to be Chicago’s strong¬est competitors are the Ohio and Il¬linois squads, either one of whom maycarry away the title.One man is allowed to represent aschool m each classification, and theMaroon line-up will be as follows:Foils—Captain Friedman last year’sconference champion), Duellnig,Sword, Wallace; and Saber, Biewley.Teh fencing teams have been oneof the brightest spots on Chicago’srecent athletic activity, together withthe gym team, and if he earn cancome hrough again this year, it willprove that Chicago can produce cham¬pions when coaching ability and notathletic scholarship are the determin¬ing features.TO SEND MANY BIDSFOR INTERSCHOLASTICFifteen teams will be invited tocompete in the University of Chi¬cago’s eleventh annual national bask¬etball interscholastic on April 2 to5 by Manager H. 0. Crisler nevtweek. That many startes are nowholding their tournaments to decidetheir champions. Jena, Louisiana,representing a hamlet of 550, is the•first entry in the tournament.The states that will have conclud¬ed their tournaments tomorrow areAlabama, Arkansas, Delaward, Geor¬gia, Mississippi. Montana, Nebraska,Nevada, New Hampshire, New Mex¬ico, North Carolina, South Carolina,Tennessee, Texas, and Florida. Allbut three of these states had teamsentered last year, Delaward, Mon¬tana, and Nevada, not being repre¬sented Delaware is one of the threestates in the Union which has neversent a team, the other two beingRhode Island and California.Creek, the popular team from the MACS DEFEAT PHIKAPPA SIGMA FORX LEAGUE TITLED. U. Quintet TakesChampionship By14-12 WinIn the feature game of the last I-Mbasketball card of the season, theMacs defeated the Phi Kap five, 18to 9 to win the championship of the‘A” League. The I) U.’s downed theChi Psi quintet in a close hard battle,14 to 12, for the title of the “B”League. The Betas, because of theloss of Mudge and Shottler, were forc¬ed to forfeit third place in the “A”division to Delta Upsilon and AlphaEpsilon Pi defeated Phi Kappa Psi,25 to 21, in an overtime scrap whichwas the best played game of the eve¬ning for third place in the “B”League.Macs 18; Phi Kaps 9Taking the lead early in the game,the Mac five displayed its superiorityover the Phi Kappa Sigma aggrega¬tion to win the “A” league title. Thevictors were undoubtedly the betterteam, displaying a smooth passing at¬tack, and a strong defense. They,however, had hard luck in basket¬shooting, dribbling in many times foreasy chances to sink buckets, only tohave the bal roll in and then out ofthe basket. Douglass and Ericksonstarred for the losers. For the win¬ners, Goodman. McKenzie and Sheerbore the bulk of the attack and de¬fense. Baiser, Mac guard, played aheady game, sitting behind the PhiKap defense for several short shots.The Phi Kap’s made no fouls untilthe last few minutes.D. U. 14; Chi Pshi 12The D. U. five took the Chi Psiteam into camp I)y a 14 to 12 scoreto w'iu the “B” league title. The gamewas a closely contested one through¬out. At the half the victors held a9 to 5 advantage. The Chi Psi’sthreatened at all times and near theend of the battle were only one pointbehind. However, Cooperider’s buc¬ket gave the winners the ncessarymargin. Plimpton, Hagins, and Coo-perider were outstanding for the D.U.’s Drain starred for the losers.A. E. Pi 25; Phi Psi 21This was the most bitter battle ofthe evening. The victors were losing12 to 8 at half time and came frombehind to take the lead, have the gameevened up, and win in the overtime.The tilt was a rough one. In the over¬time, the winners had only four menon the floor and the losers had onlythree men. Both teams plays goodball. At no time was the contest slow.Sovitsky starred for A. E. Pi withsome unusually speedy play. Mar¬shall and Thomas were the luminariesin the Phi Psi lineup. Sports BecomingPopular In ItalyThat Italy is becoming aware ofthe growing importance of sportsis proved by the fact that it is sug¬gested an under-secretary for sportbe appointed. Sport has made en¬ormous strides in Italy during thelast five or six years. The head ofthe Italian Olympic Committee,Augusto Turait, is one of the mostskillful amateur fencers in the coun¬try and is deeply interested in theintroduction of Rubby football inItaly. Football is said to have at¬tracted the public attention and isbein gtaken by the youth of Italyw'ith great delight.GYM TEAM FIGHTSFOR CHAMPIONSHIPmini Threaten Supremacyof MaroonsThe reign of Coach Dan Hoffer andhis gymnastic team as conferencechampions for a period extending overpractically twelve years will receive aserious challenge tomorrow when theconference teams assemble at Illinoisfoi* their annual gymnastic tourna¬ment.No less than seven teams will bepresent to display their wares, andevery one of them are conceded to bein the running. The common spec¬tacle of a Hoffer coached team walk¬ing away with the championship yearafter year is being relegated to theshadows this year for the very simplereason that the competition far sur¬passes any that has been shown inany of the previous conference meets.Team Due to WinCoach Hocer is taking with him ateam who have not yet reached theheights, and the genial gym mentoris secretarly harboring the opinionthat his team is finally gong to comethrough wth a bang. Faced at theoutset of the season with an outgt as‘green’ as any he has had in years.Coach Hocer spent many weekssmoothing over the rough spots anddeveloping a team which might comeup to some of the great teams ha hascoached in the past.Record GoodThe record of this seasons’ Gymteam under Captain Jack Menzies iswell known to those who have follow¬ed the seasonal activities of the squad.It won every dual meet it competedin and triumphed in the one triangularmeet held at Iowa City. The oneblemish on the Maroon slate was the(Continued on page 4)DIEFENDORF SLATEDTO WIN MEN’S RACEPine Mountains of Kentucky, whichlast year was the sensation of thetournament and the populas favoriteof the crowds at the play, has beenbeaten by Hazard in the districttournament. Carr Creek had a goodchance to come back, but there wassome trouble with the school author¬ities that wrecked the team just be¬fore the district play, according tothe story reaching Chicago. Hazard,which represents a town of 4,500 inan adjoining county, and Ashland,winner of the national title last year,are regarded as the two teams likelyto be in the state finals.Adverse action of the nationalfederation of state high school ath¬letic federations toward the Chicagotournament is not intended to applyto this year’s toun^ament, Crislerhas pointed out. L From all appearances the Macs havethe best chance to take first honorsthe Fifth Annual Intra-Mural Carni¬val tonight. That organization hasplaced men in the finals of both heatsof the 50 yard dash, the 300 yard dash,and numberous boxing and wrestlingevents.The strongest money at present ispiling up for Diefendorf, Phi Kap, towin the Fat Men’s race of 50 yards.Thus far in the history of Intramuralcarnivals this race has never been com¬pleted, but the unusual interest thisyear insures a neck and neck race forthe tape.I_ast year Engel and MacCormackwon their respective heats in the 600yard run and tied for the best time,both men coming in the time of 1:29,This year there will be but one heatof the gruelling race, and interest isrunning high to see who will garnerfirst honors. THIKTEEM SENT TOIOWA CITY; HOPEFOR THIRD PU(XChicago and Wisconsin ToBattle For ThirdPositionBy Jerome B. StraussCoach Ned Merriam has selectedthirteen men to represent Chicago atthe annual conference indoor track tobe held today and tomorrow at IowaCity. The thirteen wearers of theMaroon are: Root, Brandt, and Eastin the dashes, Haydon in the hurdles,Schultz in the quarter. Captain Wil¬liams and Livingston in the half, Lettsin the mile .Jackson and Teitleman inthe two mile, Weaver and Libby in theshot, and Frey in the high jump.Eight of the thirteen left last nightfgor Iowa with their coach becausepreliminaries are to be held this after¬noon in the dash, high hurdles, half,and probably the mile runs. In thequarter mile which is the most pop¬ular run, it will be necessary to holdboth preliminaries and semi-finals to¬day. The other five will leave thisafternoon and join their team mates inIowa City for the finals in all eventstomorrow.Root of Chicago has been beatenby Simpson of Ohio so far this sea¬son, but he has to contend with Timmof Illinois, Pape of Iowa and Tolan ofMichigan, all of them extremely fastmen, besides the Buckeye flash.Brandt and East the other two Chicagosprinters may also come through.Brandt w’ill have to get a better breakon the starts, than he has been get¬ting to place.Harold Haydon, Chicago s hurdlehope, has been performing in very finestyle so far this season, being unde¬feated so far but he faces an unaus-ually fast field and in a conferencemeet, anything can happen.Schultz, Maroon 440 ace, is alsoconceeded scoring possibilities in hisevent. The best time that he hasmade lately, however, has been :52which he will probably have to betterif he wants to do very well in themeet.(Continued on page 4)SWIMMING SQUADSFACE BOILERMAKERSIN LAST DUAL MEETIn their last dual meet of the sea¬son, Coach MacGillivray’s swimmingand water polo teams will meet theBoilermakers tomorrow afternoon atLafayette.Purdue wil rely on Nickerson andHook to garner points in the dashes ■and on Ward to come through in the440. Stephenson, Oker Szold, Spenceand Getzov should come through togarner enough points to win the meet.MacGillivray hopes to take both themedleys to make up for the first andsecond that the Boilermakers Iwillprobably take in the diving.Right now the matter of major in¬terest in Coach MacGillivray’s mindis the Conference swimming meetwhich will be held here next week¬end. He has been working to putover the best meet that has ev !r beenheld, and from advance dope it willprobably fill all expectations. All dur¬ing the week the swimming stars fromthe other Big Ten schools will beworking out in an attempt to get usedto the pool. Almost every Con'er-er.ee swimming record is sure to goand several world’s records ought tobe broken. Among the host of fam¬ous stars that will perform areSchwartz Colbath, Peterson, Groh,Hinck, Hubbell, Winston and Lid-dle.Coach MacGilKvray’s swimming andwater polo teams will leave forBloomington early tomorrow.Page Four THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY. MARCH 7, 1929THIRTEEN SENT TOIOWA CITY; HOPEFOR THIRD PLACE GYM TEAM FIGHTSFOR CHAMPIONSHIP(Continued from sports page)Laptain Williams won the half mileindoors, in 1927 and in 1928 he placedfourth, and cannot be discounted inhis race. He wil have tough goingagainst such men as Gorby of North¬western and Orlovitch of Illinois.Other Maroon stars are Livingston inthe 880, Letts who should do verywell in the mile, and Weaver whoshould place in the shot.Letts Lacks ExperienceDale Letts, Sophomore mile flashhas shown unusual ability and hasshown tenacity in sticking on, but heis handicapped by the fact that thisis his first really big meet. Martinhas beaten him once already becauseof his inexperience, and if he canovercome this facult. his possibilitiesare unlimited.Weaver, as has been repeatedlyshown possesses real heaving talent,but his performances have been moreconsistently erratic than othewise. Inpractice, he has pushed the little pel¬let 46.1 feet, but when circumstancesdemanded actual results, he has beenfortunate to move it more than fortyfeet.Frey Is FavoriteFrey, plucky jumper who has hadthe record of the famous .^nton Burgto live up to and who has succededpretty well so far, is counted on as asure point gatherer. Last year he gotsecond in the indoor and first in theoutdoor, and as the field has not im¬proved very much, there is no rea¬son why he shouldn’t repeat.Taking all of these things into view,and with a prayer that the sum, orrather the electric light in the fieldhouse, shines brightly on athletes cladill Maroon garments, the Chicagotrackmen may come through with asmashing score that will help piecetogether the Midway school’s brokenathletic record. (Continued from sports page)defeat imposed by Illinois threeweeks ago.All the teams that have met defeatat the hands of the Chicago Gymteam will be present at the conferencemeet, and most of them have madeconsiderable improvement since theseason began. Purdue, Illinois andWisconsin are three quintets w'ho areout for Chicago’s scalp and al of themstand a fine chance of turning thetrick.The Maroon squad will be led byJack Menzies, captain of the team.Menzies’ work this season has beennothing short of phenomenal, whichis no disparagement of his teammates’ability. But Menzies is unquestionablythe most briliant performer in theconference at present. His develop¬ment this season under the tutelageof Coach Hoffer has been so rapidand so sensational that in every meethe has appeared he has individuallyaccounted for either three or fourplaces.Scherubel Kolb, Hutchinson, John¬son, Bromund, Weaver and Watsonare the other men on whom CoachHoffer is pinning his faith for an¬other championship. Scherubel, an¬other all-around performer and whohas been a consistent point winneralong with Menzies, was injured be¬fore the Illinois meet. His recupera¬tion has been speedy, however, and heis expected to pair up with Menziesin the various events.Weaver, a hard worker and a vet¬eran, has been coming along in finestyle. The conference meet bringshis conference career to a close andhe has an opportunity of finishing it ina blaze of glory. Bromund, a spho-more, has displayed sensational formin the Clubs events, while Kolb, Hut¬chinson, Johnson and Watson wil dis¬tribute their strength among the sixevents on the program. COHANSGRANDGEORGE CHOOS SaysHi^OFredWARING CarlRANDALL CYCLONICMUSICALCOMEDYHITwithVirginiaWATSONandWAKING’SPENNSYLVANIANSSnappiest, Peppiest Choms In TownGARRICK Pop. Mats.Wed. & Sat.Reduced Rates for Parties SEATSNOW■ LEE SHUBERT PresentsJAMES B. 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MARCH 8. 1929Page-SixTRUCE“That the Greks were over-rated,I regard as understated,"Said my escort on the train;“There was a guy called PlatoAthens, City-State-OWho had a massive brain. freshmen into fetching from the bookstore. Today they are having a realcelebration. They call it a tea—atRosalind Green’s. Perhaps another ofthese acquaintance affairs.THE KITTENI A little lump of breathing fur,j She held it in her fingers five;It seemed a miracle to herSuch tininess could be alive.‘C.’"And he’d take some arrant dumb¬bell.Whom it was no task to humble.And tie him up in knotsWith some gag of Socrate’s.Though his salty Attic wheezesI have only read in trots,“I am quite convinced he neverWas as .sound as he was clever.” ‘And I answered him with moans,For his heresy bereft meOf my speech; but when he left me,He remarked in kindly tones: It’s nothing nejw iOf conductorsof this colyum to be announcing theiroffice hours....but we, like our pre¬decessors, want to meet our constitu¬ency. So make it Monday, at 2:30 inthe Maroon office. Gentleman in Blackespecialjy requested to attend.THE NEW MANAGEMENT.ATHENAEUM(Continued from page 1)“.Although Plato, poor old duffer.In our talk appeared to suffer.He was really not so bad;I concede without resistenceSome excuse for his existence.”And I made reply, “My lad,“Toward your cells and protoplasmsToward the atom and its spasms.Toward amoebas, wild and tameToward electrons and toward ions.Toward, in short, the whole of scienceI’m inclined to feel the same.”Celia. j enough for a Mortar Board party,I they ought to make good at the Car-! nival.”I And so you see we have it all.j And for the insignificant sum ofI fifty cents, five dimes, or one half-j dollar you can gain admittance toI this mammouth, spectacular, super-i production staged by Dr. C. O. Mo-I lander and Werner Nissla, master-j minds of the Intramural department■ and their able corps of student as-: sistants under the direction of Har-( ry Hagey and others.Which renunds us that the classicsdepartment is having an Acquaintancetea. A most praise worthy undertak¬ing. Perhaps this will be the firststep in breaking down the feeling ofstrangeness and dissimilarity of pur¬pose which exists in the averageGreek class of fifty to a hundredmembers. Blodgett Plays atDay’s Organ ServiceDear Sir: Have you heard of thelittle boy ill with a4)pendicitis whoworried incessantly lest the hospitalmanagement poke a baby off on himinstead of the pup he wanted?The Cossack. Walter Blodgett, organist of theUniversity Chapel, will give the dailyorgan concert today. The programwill contain “Meine Seele erhebt denHerren” by Bach, and two selections.“Paysage” and “F.lfes” by Bonnet..At last the Women’s department ofthe Daily Maroon has rebelled. Nolonger are they satisfied with the in¬termittent Eskimo pies and Hershieswhich they coerce their cringing DUBOSKl SPEAKS ONPOLISH UTERATURE(Continued from page 1)the other countries were occupied.The first poet to take up this humanelement was Kasprowicz, who died in1925. His works dealt with such uni-AnIdeal Combinationfor Spring is a Jerrems four-piece suit . . .which includes long trousers for business . . .and knickers for traveling and sports—thecoat is made with the regular plain back andwith a good display of freedom across theshoulders, with bellows or patch pockets.Corded or welted seams are in demand.Scotch Tweeds, Shetlands, English Worsteds,Bannockburns and Irish Homespunsfavorite fabrics. areRare ValuesSUIT WITH EXTRA KNICKERS'75 and up‘Quietly Correct” Evening Clothes a SpecialtyENGLISH TOPCOATScik>- -c9k3formal • business and Sport Clothes7 North La Salle Street 71 East Monroe Street324 South Michigan Avenue140 • 142 South Clark Street, near Adams225 North Wabash Avenue, at Wacker Drive versal subjects as God and good andevil. He found comfort in the closecommunion with nature during theWorld War.”The younger poets then followedKaSiProwicz’s example. One group inWarsaw which has taken up the uni¬versal aspect of God have a periodicalcalled the “Scamander.” Anothergroup in the south of Poland has oc¬cupied itself with the other elementof Kasprowicz, the message in the contact with nature. This group isnamed for a certain mountain peakin southern Poland “Czartak,”Professor Dyboski continued witha discussion of prose fiction and enu¬merated the various types of novelsnow prevalent in Poland. As a conclu¬sion he said that prose today showssome international influences, chiefamong which was the influence of Jos¬eph Conrad, a Pole by' origin but anEnglish writer.THE NEXT WAR!DEBATE: What Stand Shall America Workers Take?REVOLUTION? VS. PACIFISM?Scott Nearing Roger BaldwinRobert Moss llovett. ChairmanFRIDAY NIGHT, MARCH 15th8 O’CLOCKTEMPLE HALLMarshfield Ave. and W. Van Buren St.General Admission 50c Reserved Seats 75c-$1.00BANQUETSCOTT NEARING TOAST MASTERSat. Nite 7 O’clock March 16th- - at the - - -WORKERS CENTER2021 W. Division St.TICKETS: $1.00 Per PersonTickets for debate and banquet on sale atUniversity Book Store Make It a Real PartyTONIGHT!IT’SCOLLEGE NIGHTAt the Blackhawk Every FridayCoon*SandersOriginal Blackhawk OrchestraPlus a Corps of FamousEntertainersSPECIAL COLLEGE FEAl URESAND NOVELTIESRALPH WONDERSas Master of CeremoniesDINE — DANCE — BE ENTERTAINEDBLACI^AWIVR E STAi IIV A N TA/abdsh oPR^idQlphhm ®n urahipHyde Park BaptistChurch11 a. 5600 Woodlaira At*.Norris L. TibbettsMinisterSUNDAY, MARCH 10m.—College Classes.11:00 a. m.—Morning Worship.Young Peoples Church Club.6:00 p. m.—Tea and Social Hoar7:00 p. m.—Discussion Groups.8:00—Evening worship plannedby young people.8:45 p. m.—The Home Party. EPISCOPALanti 57th StreetOon C^den Oo^t — ministerCHICAGO ETHICALSOCIETYA non-sectarian, religious societyto foster the knowledge, love andpractice of the right.THE STUDEBAKER THEATRE418 S. Michigan AvenueSUNDAY, MARCH 1011 A. M.Dr. Horace J. Bridgeswill speak onRobert Keable’s “GREATGALILEON” or. TheReligion of Self-iDeceptionService broadcast by WCFLWave Length, 309.1 meters,970 kc.All seats free. Visitors cordiallywelcome.Hjrde Park Pretbjrter-ian ChurchRalph Marshall DaviaMinuter.Blackstone Ave. and 53rd St.10:00 a. m.—Church School.11:00 a. m.—Morning Worship.5:30 p. m.—Young People’s So¬ciety Tea6:30 p. m.—Young People’s So¬ciety Meeting8:00 p. m.—Evensong SUNDAY, MARCH 10A. M.—‘‘Comedy and Free Spirit.”6 P. M.—Channing Club. Meadville House,cations of Social Science.” “Some Impli- Christ ChurchWoodlewB at 65thThe REV. FRANCIS R. NITCHIEHyde Park Congrega-tional ChurchDordiett«r Arm. and 5Mi 9LWILLIS LAITEN GOLDSMITH,MinisterSUNDAY, MARCH 1010 a. m.—Forum led by Dr. JamesMullenbach.11 o’clock—Morning Worship.“My Church, or the Unity ofthe Spirit.”6 p. m.—Scrooby Club for YoungPeople.“The Spiritual Life of Italy,”by Signor Paolo Bosio of Rome.7:45 p. m.—Evening service inDewhurst Hall.Drama—“El Cristo” by ScroobyPlayers.University students invited. WATCHTHECHURCHADSGOINGT OCHURCHI SGOOD FOR YOU 7:30 a. m.—Holy Communion.9:30 a. m.—Church School.11:00 a. m.—Holy Eucharist orMatins and Sermon.5:30 p. m.—Evensong. Address.All students are welcome. DailyTh« Church ofThe RedeemerMtJi and BlackataaaRKV. JOHN HENRY HO/ KINS. O. D.,University Student Pastor:Rev. W. C. DownerAssistantSunday: Holy Communion, 8 a.m.and, (except 3rd Sundays) at 9:15a. m., also with sermon at 11 a. m.Choral Evensong and sermon,7:30 p. m.Confirmation lecture for adults4 p. m., Sundays.Students especially welcome.Daily chapel services.St. Paul’s ChurchSSth and OavebaatatPariah Office: 4946 Dorehaatar AaaeerTal. Oakland ttSSREV. GEORGE H. THOMASRev. Frank R. MyersRev. Otiu C. JacksonSunday SerriceaHoly Communion, 8:00 a. m.Church School Service, 9:80 a. m.Morning Service, 11:00 a. m.Evening Senrioe, 5 p. m.Young Peoples' S /ciety, i n.Woodlawn Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchWoodlanen Avenue at 64th StGILBERT S. COX, PeetorSUNDAY, MARCH 109:45—-Sunday School.Morning 11 o’clodc—Dr. E. R. Fulkerson.8:30 P. M.—Epwortti League.^;t45 P. M.—“The Peace Propoeala of the Church,” by Dr.GQbert S. Cox.Iltudents will find a most cordial welcome. UNIVERSITY CHURCH OF DISCIPLES57th and UniversityMinister: Edward Scribner AmesBasil F. Wise, Director of Music and EducationSUNDAY, MARCH 10Sennon: I 1 A. M.—“Religion as the Elnrichment of LifeThrough Association.’’Wranglers 5:30 P. M.—Dr. E. A. Boyden of the U. of I.Medical School will speak on “The Develop¬ment of Medical Science.”7-isjr:An“COMPLETECAMPUSCOVERAGE” m)e Batlp JRaroon Undergraduate coun*cil election Thursday.Vol. 28. No. 75. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY. MARCH 12, 1929 Price Five CentoThe Blind AlleyBjr Louis H. EufolWhat the devil can a man writea column about?I suppose there’s any number ofthings around campus that would pro¬vide interesting topics for a columnor two, but somethow or other not asingle thought has straggled across thevirgin country of my mind in the lastweek or so. That explains why theold Blind Alley has been A. W. O. L.for the better part of a week, and in¬cidentally why Bobbie Mac, the edu¬cated Phi Gam who has been pinchhitting in this space twice out of mylast three times at bat, failed to quali¬fy in the six hundred last Friday night.There’s nothing like column writingto put a good man down. Bobbiedidn’t know that, and so he went rightahead like the little hero he is anddone his four and a half laps—orrather they done him. I knew better.I sat by the side of the road andwatched the men go by. About thefourth lap I threw a lung out of gearlaughing. Bobbie says he reckons hismother didn’t serve enough cranberrieswith thi chicken Iasi Christmas. .\ny-way it didn’t seem like it.* * *But about this column business..Sufipose you had the thing to write.It is now nine o’clock. In otherwords this copy is already a half hourlate, for the Daily Marot>n’s theoreti¬cal dead line is .set at 8:30. The onlyman who believes that is Harry. He’sthe printer. Harry’s a fair sort of anaddled egg, as addled eggs run, buthe feels it’s his bounden duty to lec¬ture me sternly every time I comestrolling into Clarke-McElroy’s behindschedule. Now tonight, for instance.I ought to finisli out this eighteeninches of type by midnight. leastIt will be that time when I ambl * gra¬ciously up stairs and into the slu>p.Harry will glare at me and say noth¬ing. I' will smile my most amiablesmile, hand him the copy, and alsosay nothing. Then it’s flarry turn.He will say, “Of course, it’s no busi¬ness of mine, but if you boys want tohang around down here till two orthree and pay me overtune ’’.\nd so on far into the night.♦ • ♦It is now nearly ten o’clock. Theasterisks represent tlie jKissing of an-oliier golden hour, and as yet the col¬umn shows no promise of resolvingItself into anything intelligent And Iabout half of it’s gone already.But concerning that goklen hour,represented above. Jack McBradydropi>ed in on me for a little scnrialcall. Jack is about to graduate, andduring his time Jack did a number ofthings. For example. Jack was Cir¬culation Manager of this misguidedjournal during the colorful regime ofthe late Widdifield. But Jack, in com¬mon parlance, not being exactly louzywith dough, turned an honest pennynow' and then in one of the loopcounting houses. Now John H. Mc¬Brady is ready I'ke many other col¬lege man, to take his place in thew'orld of bonds and big bu.siness. How¬ever, Jack is afraid that some of hisconstituency may think that he hastaken to his native woods up aroundHudson Bay from whence he hails,and Jack w'ould like to let the boysknow that he’s still on the premisesand doing business at the old home-site.During the aforementioned gilt-edged interim I also absorbed oneMaid-Rite sandwich—^with onions,please Rose—It has made a new manof me. I no longer have that tiredfeeling or that nervous headache.There’s a spring in my step and ahealthy gleam in my eye as I walkdown the street. People turn to watchme and admire my youthful vigor.My friends ask for my secret ofthem. Maid-Rite sandwiches. Guaran¬teed not to rip, ravel, pull, or tear inthe seat....have made a new man ofme have you had your etc., etc.How about it Mr. Driesen? Don’tI get a free meal for that testimonial?I really didn’t eat as much as I mighthave that last time v ' let me have onefor my recommenl ’ll be overtomorrow n^ht.tv ELECT SIXTEEN TO PHI BETA KAPPANOMINATE EIGHT JUNIORS FOR COUNCILELECTIONS HELDNEXT THURSDAYFOR CAj^lDATESEmploy Hare System inVoting; Polls OpenFrom 9 to 3The candidacies of eight juniors forseats in the undergraduate councilhave l)een endorsed by the council, itW'as announced yesterday, when theirprojects were accepted. The nomineesare: Paul Brady, Phi Delt; CatherineCusack, Quadrangler; Cora Mac Ells¬worth, Mortar Board; Louis H. En¬gel, .‘\. T. O.; Geraldine Hacker, Del-tho; Ed l^wlcr, Chi Psi; KatherineMadison, .Sigma; and Ed Schultz, PhiGam.Elect Four JuniorsFour juniors, two men and twowomen are to be selected at the elec¬tions of the junior class nextThursday. Polls will be i>i)eii atCobb Hal! during the day from9 until 3 ,and the ballots are tobe counted at 3:30 in HariK'r Mil.The election will be under the super¬vision of the election Imard of theundergraduate council, and conductedMtulvr a mtMlified-iotui of the ILin-system of preferential voting.Ml of thebeen nominated by the council havedisplayed an energetic interest in un¬dergraduate activities. The projectsupon which the council judged their((ualificatioiis for candidacy consistedmainly of re.scarch assignments in as¬pects of I’niversity life on which thecouncil desires information. Establish Law School EndowmentJohn P. Wilson,Chicago Barrister,Starts FoundationAn endowment fund of $400,000to establish “The John P. Wil¬son Memorial Foundation’’ in theL.aw School of the University was an¬nounced yesterday by Acting-Presi¬dent Frederick Woodward. The in¬come from the fund, the largest sin¬gle gift ever made to the Law School,will be devoted primarily to the main¬tenance of a professorship of law, theholder of the chair to be known as“The John P. Wilson Professor ofLaw.’’I'he funds for the memorial weregiven by John P. Wilson, member ofthe Chicago law firm of Wilson, Mc-Ilvaine, Hale and Templeton, andMrs. William R. Dickson, of SantaBarbara. California, the son anddaughter of the senior John P, Wil-.son, who died in 1922. The' fatherpracticed law continuously from 1867until the time of his death and was adistinguished mtMuber of the Chicagobar, meml)er of the tirm of Wilson,Moore and Mcllvaine. He draftedthe law creating the Sanitary District,candidates who nave conducted the litigation which es¬tablished the validity of he act. Hewas the general conn.sel of theWorld’s Columbian F.\positioii and'(Continued on page 2)Rev. Bosio Talkson Spiritual ItalyThe religious work ot young Italyand the military phase of Italian re¬ligious life will be discussed by theReverend Paolo Bosio, Pastor of theWaldensiau Church, Rome, in his lec¬ture. “Spiritual Life of Italy’’ to begiven tomorrow at 4:3(1 in Bond cha¬pel.Signor Bosio, who is touring .Amer¬ica under the auspices of the .Ameri¬can Waldensiau Aid Society, saw mil¬itary service in the World War, re¬ceived distinguished honors from Eng¬land and was knighted by his nativecountry.His main interests lie in workingwith young people, through such me¬dia as the Y. M. C. A. which he or¬ganized at Rome.Signor and Madame Bosio will bethe guests of honor at a reception tobe held after the lecture. ETA SIGMA PHIHOLDS BAHQUETIH IDAJ40YESOpen Affair to CampusAttendance RealismAttemptedSTUDENT, DANCERTO LECTURE ONANCIENT GREECEBroadcast MillettLecture on ModernAmerican Novelists“Contemporary Novelists: Lewisand Hergesheimer” will be the sub¬ject of Assistant Professor Fred B.Millett’s radio lecture tonight at 7over station WMAQ.Mr. Millett in discussing contem¬porary American novelists of the sec¬ond rank will tell why certain of theirnumber here become popular and im¬portant. Besides Sinclair Lewis andJoseph Hergesheimer, he will treatBooth Tarkington and Winston Chur¬chill, who are also well known writ¬ers cf this group.Mr, Millett will give a critical re¬view of an introduction by Manly andRickert to appear soon with a volumeentitled “G>ntemporary American Lit¬erature.” ■‘The Dance in .Ancient Greece’’ willbe discus.sed by Dr. Lillian Lawlerof the University of Kansas, tonightat 8 ill Classics 10. 'i he lecture, whichis lo be illustrated by slides, is givenunder the auspices of the .Archaelog-ical Institute of .America.Dr. Lawler has made a special studyof the subject through investigationin Europe, being both a dancer and astudent, according to Professor B. T..Ullman of the Latin department. Shehas written several magazine articleson Greek dancing and expects towrite a l)ook on the subject.For several years she has been atthe University of Kansas, before thatshe held a fellow.shir at the AmericanAcademy at Rome. She received herdoctor’s degree at the University of1 owa.Her experience in lecturing on tlienature of dancing in ancient Greecehas prompted Dr. Lawler to use slidesof Greek vase paintings to illustrateher points. Reconstructing a .setting of Athensof twenty-five centuries ago, and pre¬senting in detail th^ scenes of a class¬ical banquet, the members of Eta Sig¬ma Phi, classical hoiuwafy society,will hold their annual dinner Friday,March 15. at 6:31) in the .sun parlorof Ida Noyes hall.Effect RealismMembers of the society will wearchitons, the typical .Athenian mode ofdress, and the decorations, menu, andprogram have been arranged in con¬formity with the occasion. The com¬mittee on entertainment announcesthat campus talent has been securedto offer a varied program, includingthe interpretation of several classicaldances, a violin and a clarinet solo,and a number of songs.Scott SpeaksFrof. John A. Scott, head of the(.'lassies department at Northwesternuniversity, will l>e the speaker of theevening and will address the guests on“Cireek Athletics and Greek Culture,”a subject which has been selected bythe speaker as especially interestingand inclusive.Commenting on the purpose of Ine(Continued on page 4)University WomenModel New SpringFashions at Field’s Hold ConferenceOn DisarmamentThe (iraduate Political Science Clubwill form a model disarmament con¬ference at the meeting to be held at7:30 tonight in the Graduate Club¬house.“In view of the ratification of theKellog Peace Pact, what justificationis there for the maintenance of .Arma¬ment by the Great powers?” is thequestion which will be discussed andjudged Each great power will berepresented by members of the clubacting as delegates. Dr. FrederickSchuman of the Political Science de¬partment will preside at the meeting,and w’ill represent public opinion.“The purpose of the meeting is togive a survey of the attitude and pol¬icy on disarmament of each of thegreat powers,” said Dr. Schuman. Celebrate “UniversityOf Chicago Night”At “Hello Yourself”“University of Chicago Night,”a special production of “HelloYourself,” will be given tonight atCohen’s Grand Opera House.According to Robert Fisher, whois in charge of sales, some mainfloor seats and a few $3 balconyseats may be secured at the box-office. More than half the au¬dience will be composed of Uni¬versity students, tickets being soldonly to them up to yesterday.Boxes will be decorated in Uni¬versity maroon blankets, and thestage will be hung with maroonbanners. Waring’s Pennsylvanianswdth special arrangements of threeUniversity songs. Twenty differ¬ent lines of particular interest toUniversity students have been in¬serted into the regular lines of theproduction.Maier, PattisonStar in RecitalFor Two PianosGuy .Maier and Lee Pattison. well-known two-piano artists will give ajoint recital today at 4:15 in Mandelhall under the auspices of the Uni¬versity Orchestral as.sociation. Havingstudied in Boston, and in Berlin, un¬der Arthur Schnabel, they devotedthemselves exclusively to this type ofmusical performance, and althoughtheir i>ersonaIities differ, their stylesand techniques complement each other.The program opens with Chopin’sonl3' work for two piaiio.s. “Rondo inC Major, Opus 73." "Love Waltzes”by Brahms will he followed h.v Schu¬mann’s “Scherzo” from tlie Pianoquartet which has been arranged byGuy Maier. "Fantasia and Fugue" in(Continued on page 2) SEVEH WDMEN,HINE MEN MAKEHDNDR^DCIETYThirteen ChicagoansNew Members ofOrganizationSixteen University students will re¬ceive notices today that they havebeen elected to Phi Beta Kappa, na¬tional honorary scholastic fraternity,for maintaining exceptionally highaverages for several years. Seven ofthe group are . jinen. Thirteen areChicagoans.Eleven juniors have maintained au“A-” average or better for three yearsand are entitled to wear the goldenkey. The}' are Elwood Augustus Ath¬erton, Chicago; Louis Henry Engel.Chicago; Constance Gavares, Chicago;J. Aldeaii Gibboney, Chicago; HaroldEmmerson Haydon. Chicago; I.ouisEdward Jaffe, Memphis, Tennessee;.Alice Dorothy McCollum, Chicago;Muriel Parker, Oak Park; DorothyElizabeth Sparks. Chicago; HaroldLloyd Stow', Park Ridge; and JeromeHarold Tucker, Chicago. Engel iseditor of The Daily Maroon, AldeanGibboney is a member of the staff,Haydon is a member of the track team,recently breaking a Big Ten record inthe sixty yard high hurdles, MurielParker is a leader in w'omen’s activ¬ities on campus, and Stow is localpresident and national treasurer of Eta.Sigma Phi, national classical honoraryfraternity.Five Seniors ElectedThe five seniors to be initiated arePhillip Milton Gliek, Aline Gertrude(jrossmaii, Walter Theodore Lillie,-Anna Margaret Danovsky, and GlennBurdette Meagher, all of Chicago.They maintained an average of 4.5grade jioints or better over a fouryear period.Earle L. Rauber, graduate studentin the Department of Economics, haswon a Social Science Research Coun¬cil Felowship to study in 'Eurojie nextyear. He will study the problem of“The Electrification Program and La¬bor Legislation in Actual Practice inCzecho-Slovakia. -Austria, and Rus-(Continued on page 2)PHOENIX appearsON CAMPUS TODAYTwo hundred University women at¬tended the third annual all-Universityluncheon and style show given Satur¬day at Marshall F'ield’s WedgewoodTea room by the Inter club Council.Priscilla Kellog was in charge ofthe affair and was assisted by PegPringle. Gowns furnished by Mar¬shall Field and Co. were modeled byJane Blocki, Frankie Dee, May Frost,and Cortney Montgue, assisted byprofessional models from the store.The latest hints for spring as indi¬cated hy the style show' are printedsilks, ensembles and gardenia trimmedhats.“I hope you have all enjoyed it asmuch as I have. It’s been a hugesuccess.” said Priscilla Kellog. The March Phoenix appears on cam¬pus today and will he sold on campusas usual, by campus women. It in¬cludes between its covers an an¬nouncement of the women leade'rs ofthe Military ball, Margaret EchartDorothy Hartford a pl(ay of localcolor, and a large number of drawings.Interfrat Council toDiscuss DormitoriesConstruction of University dormi¬tories will again occupy the considera¬tion of the Interfraternity councilwhen it meets tomorrow evening at7:30 in Reynolds clubhouse. A largenumber of fraternity representativesthan have attended heretofore is de¬sired by the coofncil at the'discussion...JU- Graduate Anthropology StudentLeaving for Borneo to StudyAboriginal Customs for ThesisIn an effort to describe scientifical¬ly the lives, customs, and racial traitsof the most primitive tribe in Borneo,John M. Provinse, student in anthrop-olog}', will leave next week to live fornine months with the least civilizedpeoples he can find in the island. Heis to gather material for a doctor ofphilosophy thesis on the Siang Dyaks.who form one of the few groupswhich remain “uncontaminated’’ bycivilization.Broadcast ReportsProvinse will be accompanied l)yTheodore Seelman, an amateur ethnol¬ogist. who will represent the lAll-American Mohawk corporation, aChicago radio house financing the ex¬pedition. Harry W. Wells, a radioengineer of the Westinghouse Re¬search laboratories, is to accompanythem 250 miles up the Barite river toa Dutch army post on the equator,w’hcre he will set up a radio stationand broadcast Provinse’s reports toChicago, as well as relay CJhicagomusic to Provinse’s “campong” furth¬er up the river.Will Study Primitive MoresSailing from Seattle April 3, the cording phonographs apparatus, cam¬eras, and possibly a motion-picture ma¬chine. Though Provinse’s chief inter-e.st lies in the crude economic cus¬toms of the Siang Dyaks, as well astheir socia. and legal practises, hewill also study the native religiousfolkways and mores. He will returnto the University to correlate hisstudies and complete his graduatestudy.Take Friars PhotoTomorrow; April 5Ends Poster ContestBlackfriar’s picture for the Cap andGown, originally scheduled to be tak¬en Friday, March 8, will be taken to¬morrow at 12:15 in Mandel hall, itwas announced yesterday by CharlesWarner, abbot.Warner emphasized the fact that allentries to the poster contest must besubmitted no later than April 5. Noplaces will be awarded in the contest,only the best poster being, named.All persons interested in enteringthe contest are advised td visit theparty will arrive at Borneo by way j Bhicfcfriar’s office in Mitchell toweVof Japan, Hong-Kong and Java. At any day between 2:30 and 4:30 andJava they will out fit with food, re-1 read the synopsis of the play.Page Six THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY, MARCH 8, 1929A masfleTRUCE“That the Greks were over-rated,I regard as understated,”Said my escort on the train;“There was a guy called Plato inAthens, City-State-OWho had a massive brain.“And he’d take some arrant dumb¬bell,Whom it was no task to humble.And tie him up in knotsVV’^ith some gag of Socrate’s.Though his salty Attic wheezesI have only read in trots,“I am quite convinced he neverWas as .sound as he was clever." ■And I answered him with moans.For his heresy bereft meOf my speech; but when he left me.He remarked in kindly tones:"Although Plato, poor old duffer.In our talk appeared to suffer.He was really not so bad;I concede wdthout resistenceSome excuse for his existence."And I made repl}', “My lad.“Toward your cells and protoplasmsToward the atom and its spasms.Toward amoebas, wild and tameToward electrons and toward ions.Toward, in short, the w'hole of scienceI’m inclined to feel the same."Celia. freshmen into fetching from the bookstore. Today they are having a realcelebration. They call it a tea—atRosalind Green’s. Perhaps another ofthese acquaintance affairs.THE KITTENA little lump of breathing fur.She held it in her fingers five;It seemed a miracle to herSuch tininess could be alive.‘C.”It’s nothing neju’ iOf conductorsof this colyum to be announcing theiroffice hours....but we, like our pre¬decessors, want to meet our constitu¬ency. So make it Monday, at 2:30 inthe Maroon office. Gentleman in Blackespecialjy requested to attend.THE NEW MANAGEMENT.ATHENAEUM(Continued from page 1)II enough for a Mortar Board party,I they ought to make good at the Car-1 nival.”And so you see we have it all.And for the insignificant sum offifty cents, five dimes, or one half-dollar you can gain admittance tothis mammouth, spectacular, super¬production staged by Dr. C. O. Mo-lander and Werner Nissla, master¬minds of the Intramural departmentand their able corps of student as¬sistants under the direction of Har¬ry Hagey and others. versal subjects a.s God and good andevil. He found comfort in the closecommunion with nature during theWorld War.”The younger poets then followedKas,prowicz’s example. One group inWarsaw which has taken up the uni¬versal aspect of God have a periodicalcalled the “Scamander.” Anothergroup in the south of Poland has oc¬cupied itself with the other elementof Kasprowicz, the Message in the contact with nature. This group isnamed for a certain mountain peakin southern Poland “Czartak,”Professor Dyboski continued witha discussion of prose fictw>n and enu¬merated the various types of novelsnow prevalent in Poland. As a conclu¬sion he said that prose today showssome international influences, chiefamong which was the influence of Jos¬eph Conrad, a Pole by origin but anEnglish writer.Wiiich rentinds us that the classicsdepartment is having an Acquaintancetea. A most praise worthy undertak¬ing. Perhaps this will be the firststep in breaking down the feeling ofstrangeness and dissimilarity of pur¬pose which exists in the averageGreek class of fifty to a hundredmembers.Dear Sir: Have you heard of thelittle boy' ill with a4)pendicitis whoworried incessantly lest the hospitalmanagement poke a baby off on himinstead of the pup he wanted?The Cossack. Blodgett Plays atDay’s Organ Servicej Walter Blodgett, organist of the1 University Chapel, will give the dailyI organ concert today. The programwill contain “Meine Seele erhebt denHerren" by Bach, and two selections.“Paysage" and “Elfes" by' Bonnet.DUBOSKI SPEAKS ONPOLISH UTERATURE•At last the Women’s department ofthe Daily Maroon has rebelled. Nolonger are they sati.sfied with the in¬termittent Eskimo pies and Hershieswhich they coerce their cringing (Continued'from page 1)the other countries were occupied.The firs*t poet to take up this humanelement was Kasprowicz, who died in1925. His works dealt with such uni-AnIdeal Combinationfor SiHing is a Jerrems four-piece suit . . .which includes long trousers for business . . .and knickers for traveling and sports—thecoat is made with the regular plain back andwith a good display of freedom across theshoulders, with bellows or patch pockets.Corded or welted seams are in demand.Scotch Tweeds, Shetlands, English Worsteds,Bannockburns and Irish Homespunsfavorite fabrics. areRare ValuesSUIT WITH EXTRA KNICKERS*75 and up‘Quietly Correct” Evening Clothes a SpecialtyENGLISH TOPCOATSc4r>-^ormah^min&ss and Sport Clothes,7 North La Salle Street 71 East Monroe Street324 South Michigan Avenue140 • 142 South Clark Street, near Adams225 North Wabash Avenue, at Wacker Drive THE NEXT WAR!DEBATE: What Stand Shall America Workers Take?REVOLUTION? VS. PACIFISM?Scott Nearing Roger BaldwinRobert Moss hovett, ChairmanFRIDAY NIGHT, MARCH 15th8 O’CLOCKTEMPLE HALLMarshfield Ave. and W. Van Buren St.General Admission 50c Reserved Seats 75c-$1.00BANQUETSCOTT NEARING TOAST MASTERSat. Nite 7 O’clock March 16th- - at the - - -WORKERS CENTER2021 W. Division St.TICKETS: $1.00 Per PersonTickets for debate and banquet on sale atUniversity Book Store iMake It a Real PartyTONIGHT!IT’SCOLLEGE NIGHTAt the Blackhawk Every Friday■ ■■ ■Coon*SandersOriginal Blackhawk OrchestraPlus a Corps of FamousEntertainersSPECIAL COLLEGE FEATURESAND NOVELTIESRALPH WONDERSas Master of CeremoniesDINE — DANCE — BE ENTERTAINEDBLACI^AWICR E sTAi IR A N TA/abash A'^V—Soi-rtho^R^ici^lphhm 00 orahmHyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Woodlawa Av«.Norris L. TibbettsMinisterSUNDAY, MARCH 1011 a. m.—College Classes.11:00 a. m.—Morning Worship.Young Peoples Church Club.6:00 p. m.—Tea and Social Hoot7 ;00 p. m.—Discussion Gronpa.8:00—Evening worship plannedby young people.8:45 p. m.—The Home Party. EPISCOPALanil 57thOon O^den Ooqt — lOimsterCHICAGO ETHICALSOCIETYA non-sectarian, religious societyto foster the knowledge, love andpractice of the right.THE STUDEBAKER THEATRE418 S. Michigan AvenueSUNDAY, MARCH 10!1 A. M.Dr. Horace J. Bridgeswill speak onRobert Keable’s “GREATGALILEON” or, TheReligion of Self-lDeceptionService broadcast by WCFLWave Length, 309.1 meters,970 kc.All scats free. Visitors cordiallywelcome. SUNDAY, MARCH 101 1 A. M.—‘‘Comedy and Free Spirit."6 P. M.—Channing Club. Meadville House,cations of Social Science." "Some Impli-Hjrde Park Pretbjrter-Mn ChurchRalph Marshall DavisMinister.Blackstone Ave. and 53rd St.10:00 a. m.—Church School.11:00 a. m.—Morning Worship.5:30 p. m.—Young People’s So¬ciety Tea6:30 p. m.—Young People’s So¬ciety Meeting8:00 p. m.—Evensong Hyde Park Congrega-tional ChurchDorchester Ave. and SClh St.WILLIS LAITEN GOLDSMITH,MinisterSUNDAY, MARCH 1010 a. m.—Forum led by Dr. JamesMullenbach.11 o’clock—Morning Worship.“My Church, or the Unity ofthe Spirit.”6 p. m.—Scrooby Club for YoungPeople.“The Spiritual Life of Italy,”by Signor Paolo Bosio of Rome.7:45 p. m.—Evening service inDewhurst Hall.Drama—“El Cristo” by ScroobyPlayers.University students invited. WATCHTHECHURCHADSGOINGT OCHURCHI SGOOD FOR YOU Christ ChurchWoodlawn at 65thThe REV. FRANCIS R. NITCHIE7:30 a. m.—Holy Communion.9:30 a. m.—Church School.11:00 a. m.—Holy Eucharist orMatins and Sermon.5:30 p. m.—Evensong. Address.All students are welcome. Dailyservices.Th« Church olThe RedeemerSStli snS BlaekstsasRKV. JOHN HJCNRY HOf KINS. D. D..University Student Pastor:Rev. W. C. DownerAssistantSunday: Holy Communion, 8 a.in.and, (except 3rd Sundays) at 9:15a. m., also with sermon at 11 a. m.Choral Evensong and sermon,7:30 p. m.Confirmation lecture for adults4 p. m., Sundays.Students especially welcome.Daily chapel services.St. Paul’s ChurchI6ta and D)»cb—frP«riah Office: 4946 Dorehceter Aveaivfel. Oakland It86REV. GEORGE H. THOMASRev. Frank R. MyersRev. Otis C. JacksonSunday ServicuaHoly Communion, 8:00 a. m.Church School Service, 9:80 a. m.Morning Service, 11:00 a. m.Evening Service. 5 p. m.Young Peoples* Society, t fb mWoocDawn Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchWoodlawn Avenue at 64th St.GILBERT S. COX, PertorSUNDAY, MARCH 109:4S—Sunday SehooLMorning 11 o’clodc—Dr. E. R. Fulkerson.5:30 P. M.—Epworth League.45 P. M.—'^llie Peace Proposals of the Church,” by Dr.GQbert S. Cox.Students will find a most cordial welcome. UNIVERSITY CHURCH OF DISCIPLES57th and UniversityMinister: Edward Scribner AmesBasil F. Wise, Director of Music and EducationSUNDAY, MARCH 10Sermon: 1 1 A. M.-—‘‘Religion as the Enrichment of LifeThrough Association.’’Wranglers 5:30 P. M.—Dr. E. A. Boyden of the U. of I.Medical School will speak on "The Develop¬ment of Medical Science."