“COMPLETECAMPUSCOVERAGE”Vol.28. No. 71. i^laroon Women’s groupselect officers today.UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY. MARCH 5, 1929 Price Five CentsThe Blind AlleyBy Louis H. EngelThis egg Harry Hagey is a prettyfair sort of a bounder. Harry, as theworld knows, is the big man in In¬tramural athletics—just one if the old¬er fellers who’s fought his way to■ the top and is now ensconced in aposition of power and plunder.It is happens that Harry in one ofhis more lucid moments conceived thehappy idea of tossing a free feed, forthe purpose of promoting the Intra¬mural Carnival on next Friday night.Your coluninist rated an invite thrusome mysterious manner, and on thedesignated evening sallied forth, flat¬tered beyond words by the honor be¬stowed upon him, and betook himself—soup and fish and appetite—to thebanquet hall( pvt. lunch counter,Hutchinson Manor) It was an impres¬sive occasion. There was no doubtabout it. His lordship, Sir Hagey,sat proudly at the head of the festivelH)ard and beamed down with cheru¬bic countenance upon his loyal hench¬men.F.ventually the feasting and drink¬ing (Borden’s Pasteurized) was end¬ed. Our bounteous host rose for theevening’s pep talk, and resignedly wewaited for the old war-cry. “Fellows,lets’ get behind this thing.’’ But Hiz-zoner proved himself twice a gentle¬man. Instead of the ordinary line ofKotarian talk, Hagey, always the re¬served and well-bred gentleman, ex¬plained with typical Chi Psi savoirfaire that on the night of Friday,March 8, an Intramural Carnival wasto be held in Bartlett and that ashonoraible men with the best interestsof the University at heart it behoovedu> to lend our moral and physical sup¬port to the occasion. It was a per¬fect -pecch with .something of the ma¬jestic cadence of Lincoln’s (lettys-burg to it—the tyiH? of a speech thatonly an intelectual young man suchH' Mr. Hagey could render. Duly ini-pressed with the solemnity of our i>l)-ligations, we tiled out, a properly so-l>er lot.This column is to remind you thatoil the night of Friday, March 8. inBartlett gymnasium—opposite the PsiU house—there will be an Intramural.Carnival and that as an individual withthe best interests of the University atheart it behooves you to attend.* * *•Maybe you’ve never Ikhmi to an In¬tramural Carnival. “Better than a fivering circus,” is the way the managersadvertise the evening. Some where mtoday’s sheet is a schedule of all theevents. Mr. Hagey’s right haiuL man,(ilenn Heywood, is in charge of theprogram, or at least has some con¬nection with the powers that be, andthe the list of attractions tha he hasbilled for the entertainment indicatesI-M department is really out to putthe thing over in a big way.There’s one angle co all Intramuralactivities that makes them distinctive¬ly interesting. Kvery cockroach andhis brother that ever hoMded aroundin a pair of gym shoes gathers to¬gether some sort of i. make-shift gymsuit and does battle for the old frat¬ernity participation points. Suchthings as conditioning and trainingare unheard of in intramural sports.The boy who never ran anything bet¬ter than a fifty yard dash in grammar.school enters the mile run and runsthe last 1700 yards on guts amt frat¬ernity enthusia.san. Maybe he wins apiece of brass—the I. M. office is ex¬ceptionally liberal with their medals—and maybe he runs the whole routeto place tenth. Anyw'ay, he gets aw;ork-out that he remembers the nestof his natural life, and for the nexttwo weeks he is scarcely able to draghimself around campus. He hascharley-horses and shin splints in bothlegs, wrenched bad muscles and asort of chronic stomach weakness thatforbids anything but milk-toast andsoft boiled eggs.* * ♦This year they tell me that the so-called athetes are going to wear clubcolors. Something on the order of mi¬lady’s favor appended to some part ofthe anatomy. Whether such a prac-(Continaed on page 4) SCHEDULE GALA CARNIVAL EVENTSThree Women^s Groups Elect Officer Today23 CANDIDATESRUN IN ANNUALGROUP ELECTIONVoters to Cast BallotsFrom 8:30 to 4In Ida NoyesMembers of the W. .\. A. and theV. \V. C. A. will elect their officers,and all University women will vote formembers of the Federation Council,at the general election, today from8:30 to 4 in the foyer of Ida Noyeshall.The candidates who are being vot¬ed on. were chosen by the nominatingcommittees of their respective groups.Frances Carr and Helen McDougallare the nominees for the presidency ofV. VY. C. .A. N’irginia Pope and .Ad¬rienne Taylor are the vice-presidentialcandidates. Harriet Hathaway andh'lorence Seaborg have been named forthe |x>sition of secretary, and Edith.Annabel and Marjorie Tolman willcontest the treasurership.Announce W. A. A. Candidatesriie \V. A. .A. candidates approvedl»y the Board are: (ieraldine Hackerand Barabara Love for president, jean.Searcy and Olive Eggan for vice-president. Lillian Schlesinger and Sal¬ly .Stice for secretary and Jane .\ew-berger and Rose Resnick for treasurer.Catherine Scott, Mary ElizabethBaldridge. Senior nomniees. andh'rances Bhxlgett. Lucia Downing.Ruth Karnshaw, Charlotte Seamann,and Jean .Searcy, Junior nominees, arethe candidates for the Federationcouncil.'I he nominees were introduced totlie niemhers of the three organiza¬tions, yesterday, at the annual teasponsored by the Board of Women'sOrganizations, which was -held from3-30 to 3 in the W. room, Ida.\oves hall. Jack Cusack SavesTwo Boys in PoolJack Cusack, Phi Psi, student inthe law school, and member of thevarsity football squad in 1925 and1926, saved the lives of two boysin the Y. M. C. A. College swim¬ming pool Saturday evening. Theboys. Jack and Robert Duskin, areeleven and thirteen years old. Jackwas going down for the third time,dragging his brother with him,when Cusack dived in and pushedRobert to safety. He then broughtJack from the bottom and usinglife-saving methods pumped thewater from his lungs.The Y M. C. A. is making anapplication to reward Cusack forhis deed. ..Charles ConnickExplains StainedGlass TechniqueSTUDENTS PRESENTCOULTER FUND TOFURTHER RESEARCHI'ormcr students of Professor John.Merle i oulter, eminent botanist of theUniversity, who died in New York,last December, have recently present¬ed the university with a ?25,0()() giftto he known as the John M. CoulterResearch Fellowship Fund.•Another expression of appreciationwas given yesterday liy ProfessorsHenry Chandler Cowles and CharlesJ. Chamberlin, both of the Botanydepartment, in talks before the Bot¬any club, dealing with the achieve¬ments of Professor Coulter.Professor Coulter was founder andeditor of the “Botanical (iazette,”president of the University of Indi¬ana, (1R91-93) and of Lake Forest uni¬versity (1893-96). He was graduatedfrom Hanover college in 1870, beganhis teaching career in 1874 and retiredfrom this Lhiiversity in 1925.Junior RegistrationHeld r^lext ThursdayRegistration of juniors who wish toparticipate in the election of juniorclass representatives-at-large to thel^ndergraduate council has been setfor Thursday. March 7. it was an¬nounced yesterday by Ray Murphy,chairman. The election itself will beheld Thursday, March 14, one weekiater, and two men and two womenwall be selected at that time.The project which each candic 'eis ito write on some phase of Un ver-sity life mu'st be turned in by Friday,March 8, it was also announced. Because of the delicacy of detailin the slides to be presented byCharles Jay Connick, distinguishedartist in stained glass who will lec¬ture in .Mandel hall Thursday even¬ing, it has been suggested by Pro¬fessor Edgar J. Goixlspeed. who willintroduce Connick, that ticket-holder.sbring i>pera-glasses. The lecturer, whois regarded as the leader in his pro¬fession, will discuss “The Craft ofLight and Color—Stained (ilass as anI .\rti>t’s Medium.” under the ausiiicesI of the William \ auglin Moody found-j ation.•Mr. Connick has designed many ofthe most beautiful windows in .Amer¬ica, including in Chicago those of ’tlidi b'ourth Presbyterian Church and St.t lirysostoin’s one window in BondI Chapel and one in the Hyde ParkBaptist Cdiurch. He is at present work¬ing on a commission to design four-l<)-ft. windows for the great newChapel at I’rinceton.The special slides to be shown on'I'liursday evening depict examples ofConnick’s l>est windows as well asother famous windows. Connick hasIbeen awarded craftsmanship medalsat San b'rancisco. Chicago and Bos¬ton,Tickets for the Connick lecture willbe available Wednesday and riuirs-day at Harjier M12, between 9 and 5.Geisbert Speaks onChurchill PaintingsEdmund W. (iiesbert, profes-sor ofart in the University and an instruc¬tor at the .Art Institute, w'ill lecturetoday at 3:30 in Wielmldt 205 at theopening of an exhibition of paintingsby Mr. .Alfred Vance Churchill. Mr.(desbert has lately been awarded the$500 Logan Prize for his painting en¬titled “Uphill.” The picture was firstshown here last year in an exhibit ofhis work.Mr. Churchill, whose works he willdiscuss today, is a professor of art inSmith college, and for the last fouryears has been director of the Smithcollege art museum. The lecture isone of the monthly acquaintance lec¬tures for students sponsored by theRenaissance society.GIVE UBRARY COURSESummer quarter courses will be of¬fered for the first time at the newGraduate Library school of the Uni¬versity. The Graduate Library schoolis devoted exclusively to research andto graduate study in librarianship. Thecourses this summer will follow theselines, emphasizing individual research, j FRED WARING’SORCHESTRA WILLPLAY N^ PIECEFisher Reports ManyGood Seats StillOn SaleStudents who take advantage of“University of Chicago, Night’’ spe¬cial production of “Hello Yourself”slated for next Tuesday night, willfind an added feature prepared by ^Fred Waring, leader of Waring’s IPennsylvanians, the orchestra accom¬panying the show.Mr. Waring yesterday announcedthat he was rehearsing a special med¬ley of Universitj' numbers for theparty at 'Cohen’s Grand Opera Housenext week. In addition to this severalspecial surprise numbers will be in¬troduced 1)_\ members of the cast.Many Seats SoldRolicrt I'islier, who is managing theticket sale on campus, reports that alarge mmiber of the seats have al¬ready been sold, and that reservationswere rapidly decreasing the numberof seats available, but that there willstill be plenty of good scats to be hadif reservations are made soon. “Thetlicaire where the show is to lie pre¬sented has ail unusually large num¬ber f>f good seats, and while manyof these have already been tak¬en, 1 am sure we will lie able to takecare of all those who make applica¬tions for tickets lliis week,” Fishersaid yesterda\'.Show Popular"Hello A'oiirself," which has beenrunning for .seven weeks, lias beenwell patronized by the younger sCt(Continued on page 2) it Good Things ComeIn Pzdrs”—SterlingDavid Sterling North came intothe world on the same day that hisfather. Sterling North, received thefirst printer’s copy of “Pedro Go-rino,” which he has written withCaptain Harry Dean. David wasborn on Tuesday, February 26, atSaint Luke’s hospital, weighs sixand a half pounds, resembles his lit¬erary sire, has the forehead of apoet, and is going to attend theUniversity.Sterling North, an S. A. E., wasformerly editor of the “Forge.” Areview of his first prose work, “Pe¬dro Gorino,” appeared in last Fri¬day’s issue of The Daily Maroon. GIRL OLYMPICSSPRINTER, JAZZARTISTS TO STARCampus CelebritiesPerform; ClubsSelect Teams toF. Loesch, EnemyOf Crime, GivesConvocation TalkINCLUDE UNIVERSITYHEADS IN SUMMERQUARTER FACULTYPresident.^ of two institutions willcome to the Uiiiver>it\ as membersof the summer ipiarter faculty. Lotus1). Uoffniaii holds tlic chief executiveposition at the University of Minne->ota. while Kaymoiul M. Hughes pre- Frank Joseph Loesch, the Chicagolawyer who has won nation-wide re¬nown as an investigator and prose¬cutor of crime in Chicago and CookCounty, will deliver the principal ad¬dress at the University’s one hundredand fifty-fourth convocation, to beheld on Friday, March 19.Mr. Loesch has been in charge ofinvestigation of the alliance of crime,ind corru])t politics during the lasttwo years. He has lieen a member ofthe Cliicago Board of Education,pre.'ideiit of the Chicago Bar as>ocia-tion, trustee of the Chicago Historicalsociety and president of the I’nioiir.eague club..Acting President Frederick Wood-v\ard will preside at the convocationand 366 degrees and four year certifi¬cates will be conferred. In ilie vari¬ous scliools and colleges 141 Bach¬elor's degree; 59 Master’s degreesfrom the graduate schools of .Arts, Lit¬erature and Science; 5 from the schoolof Commerce and .Administration; 5in Social .Service .Administration; and1 Ml the Divinity school, a total of 70.wil lie conferred. I'or tlie degree ofDoctor of Philosophy there w'ill be a'total of 22 degrees. The Law School Betty Robinson, Frankie Masters,Jimmy Noone’s band of eight duskyjazz artists, and prominent campusentertainers are offered as major at¬tractions on the bill of the fifth In¬door Carnival and All-UniversityI Night, staged under the direction ofthe intramural department in Bartlettgj ni on Friday night, March 8, begin¬ning at 7:15 and continuing until mid¬night.Olympic Champion GuestWinner of an Olympic champion-i shi at the Amsterdam games last sum¬mer, Betty Robinson, will be a guestof the University at the carnival. Shewill be present throughout the even¬ing. Frankie Masters has been prevailed upon to lend his person andpersonality to the affair. He has ar¬ranged to return from his vacation intime for the carnival.Ted Canty, noted intercollegiateannouncer, w’ill preside as master ofceremonies. Noone’s band will pro¬vide the music for the dancing fol¬lowing the track finals and the enter¬tainment which accompanies them.Campus Talent Performs^ Stars of Blackfriars, Mirror andI Settlement Night are also featured onj the entertainment bill, including Vir-! ginia Ratclig and a Mirror ballet; Jacki Pincus with his xylophone, accom¬panied by Jerry Solomon at the piano;Orvis Heiikle, Sam Van Dyne andLouise Garrett. Joe Barron is to bepresent in some acrobatic novelties, as¬sisted by his Blackfriars dancing chor¬us. .\n exhibition of fencing is to bedisplayed under the direction of CoachRobert A’. Merrill.Tlicre will be comical ditties aboutcampus celelirities written by GeorgeCiruskin, former editor of the Whis¬tle and author of many Blackfriarshits including “Back to the Midw'ay”.They will lie .s>ung by two campusminstrels.(Continued on page 2)sides over Iowa .State eidlege.I hree others of jirofessorial rank j \\.j|| li.-ive 14 candidates for the degreecoming from other institutions will ' ,,f J^ootor of Laws and 2 for Bachelorhave courses in languages: Edward , (,f Laws.Cooke-.Armstrong, iirofessor of breneb. |Princeton universfty; Marsliall Blake-more Evans, jirofessor of German.()liio State university: and WaltonBrooks McDaniel, jirofessor of Latin.University of I’ennsylvania.Carl S. Becker, professor of his¬tory, Cornell university; .Arthur B.Coble, professor of mathematics, Uni¬versity of llliiuii?: and Leverett S Publicity Office IssuesBrochure; Asks Photos.Amateur photographers in the Uni-versitV are asked to submit tbeir mostinteresting “shot-” of the quadranglesand phases of midergraduate life tothe University I’lihlicity office for useLyon, professor of economics, Brook- ; in the forthcoming ])aniphlet on theings Graduate .School of Lconomics | Colleges of .Arts, Literature and Sci-and Government, are also includedamong the visiting iirofessors.Breckinridge HeadsWelfare ConferenceDean Sophonisba P. Breckinridge,of the Graduate School of Social Serv¬ice .Administration, is chairman of theprogram committee of the MidwesternRegional Conference which will meetFriday and Saturday at the Auditor¬ium hotel, under the auspices of theChild Welfare League of America.Among the speakers are Miss Wil¬ma Walker of the S. S. A. depart¬ment of the University; Ethel Ver^,superintendent, Chicago Orphan asy¬lum; Harrison A. Dobbs, superinten¬dent, Juvenile Detention home Chi¬cago; and A. Wayne McMSllen, al^ojjifthe University Graduate School bfcial Service Administration. ence which is being published by thePresident’s office.Photos taken on field trips or printsshowing aspects of undergraduate ac¬tivities are esjaecially desirable. In¬formal pictures of student groups, onthe quadrangles or the Midway mayalso be suitable for reproduction inthis brochure.The Publicity Office is open from9 to 5 on the second floor of Mitchelltower.SYMPHONY TODAYThe third of the winter quarter’ssymphony programs will be given inMandel hall at 4:15 today. Two othersymphony programs and a recital byMaier and Pattisoh are scheduled forIthe year. The concert will be pro-ceded by a lecture-recital by MackEvans in the Reynolds clubhouse. STUDENTS INVITEDTO VISIT CENTERSOF NEGRO CULTURENegro centers of the city will bethe goal of a new reconciliation tripwhich is to he conducted on Thurs¬day. .March 7. The group will as¬semble at the Chicago Defender office,a leading negro newspaper, wherethey will meet the editor, at 4:30.They will next go to the UrbanLeague, and following supper theywill attend the Metropolitan Commun¬ity Center church, at 9:00 and there at9:30 will hear a concert of negro spir¬ituals. Later they will lie conductedthrough the Regal playhouse and theSavoy 'ball room.The trip is open to all students whoare interested.Senior Council MeetsWith Acting President.Acting President Frederic C. Wood¬ward will be present at the nextmeeting of the Senior class council,to be held next Thursday at 4:30, itwas announced yesterday by RobertSpence, class president, who will of¬ficiate at the meeting. The meetingwill be held in President Woodward’soffice, in the west tower of Harperlibrary.The gathering will represent a rath¬er unusual occurrence in the historyof the Senior class, as the council’rarely meets with the president of theUniversity.“The New Teaching as New Law,”Associate Professor Riddle of the Di¬vinity School, 8:30, Swift Hall.Exhibitions of Landscape and StillLife Painting by Alfred Vance Church¬ill, Director of Smith College Mu¬seum of Art, 2 to 5, Wieboldt 205. “Egyptian Religious Literature,"Mr. Cartwright, 8:30, Haskell Orien¬tal Museum.Freshman Council toAssess Class DuesThe Staff Radio Lecture: “Elementary Span¬ish.” Mr. Bechtolt, 4, Station WMAQ.LOUIS H. ENGEL, JR., MANAGING EDITORROBERT W. FISHER, BUSINESS MANAGERHARRIET HARRIS, WOMAN’S EDITORHENRY D. FISHER, SPORTS EDITORVICTOR ROTERUS, CHAIRMAN EDITORIAL BOARDOFFICE—ROOM 16, 5831 University Avenue, LEXINGTON HALLTelephones: Midway 0800, Local 44, Hyde Park 9221MENCh»:)«a H. Good. News EditorEdwin Levin Newt EditorRobert C. McCormack. —Newt EditorLeon J. Baer Day EditorEdward G. Haitian Day EditorStanley M. Corbett —Day EditorNorman R. Goldman Day EditorEdgar Greenwald —Day EditorJohn H. Hardin Day EditorHenry C. Ripley— —Day EditorWOMENHarriet Hathaway Junior EditorRosalind Green Junior EditorJ. Aldean Gibboijey Feature EditorFrances A. Blodgett Sophomore Editor ’Marjorie Cahill Sophomore ElditorPearl Klein Sophomore EditorMarion E. White Sophomore EditorMargaret Eastman Senior ReporterAlice Torrey Society Edito.- Concert bj’ the Chicago SymphonyOrchestra, 4:15, Mandel hall.Sigma Xi, “Experimental Studiesof the Mental Processes Involved inCounting,” Professor Charles H. Judd,Director of the School of Education.SPORTS DEPARTMEm'Albert Arkulet Sophomore EditorMaurice Liebman Sophomore EditorJerome Strauss Sophomore EditorEmmarette Dawson Women’s EditorMarjorie Tolman..Associate Women's Editor Public Lectures (Downtown), “Eu¬gene O’Neill.” Mr. Gail Borden of theEnglish department, 6:45, Fullertonhall, .Art Institute.BUSINESSEarle M. Stocker....Robert NicholsonLouis ForbrichWilliam KincheloeLee LoventhalRobert MayerFred TowsleyAbe BlinderRobert Shapiro DEPARTMENT-Advertising Manager..Circulation ManagerCirculation AssistantCirculation AssistantOffice ManagerDowntown CopyDowntown CopyLocal CopyLocal Copy Public Lecture, "Great Polish Nov¬elists,” Roman Dyboski, Professor ofEnglish Literature, University of Cra¬cow, Poland, 6:45, Club room, .Art Institute. Charles Schmidt, president of thefreshman class conducted the firstmeeting of the class council yes¬terday afternoon in Harjier Mil. Thequestion of dues was discussed andit was decided to fix the price at $1.The committee appointed to supervisethe collection of the dues consists ofDoris .Anderson, Frances Franklin,Robert McCarthj', Clifford MacGilliv-ray and Charles Schmidt, was alsoelected Sergeant at arms.Dues receipts or class tickets willadmit freshmen to most of the func¬tions including a freshman-sophomoredance, a spring dance, and a tea nowbeing planned by the Council. .A pic¬tures of the Council will be taken at12:00 todav in Mandel hall. PENNSYLVANIANSWILL PLAY NEWMEDLEY TUESDAY(Continued from page 1)of Chicago, according to a statementmade by Fred Waring. “Hello Your¬self” is a clean collegiate show thatanyone connected with a universitywill enjoy,” Waring continued. “Theprincipals are all clever and youthful,and the chorus is the fastest dancingaggregation in town.”GIRL OLYMPICSSPRINTER, JAZZARTISTS TO STAR(Continued from page 1)The R. O. T, L. team which wonfirst place at the military show atBXKCUnVBSBCRKTAIUALI TRAININO.Spt>cial Collage CUsMS arranited ao as not ta eoo-flwt with aollegs work. Enrollmant ItnltrO to highM-hool graduatsa or equivalent. Coodoeatkmal.Phon* SUU* mi ft/r portinOoraCRKM SCHOOI. aag Itortb WakMkOogt. D. M. CNiCaaO Soldiers’ field last fall has arrangeda number especially for the carnival.Women’s Clubs RaceThe women’s clubs are selecting the4 men each will choose to run in a re¬lay team for the carnival. MortarBoard ai'd Esoteric have already chos¬en the representatives who are to beartheir colors; Quadranglar, Sigma andChi Rho Sigma are forming theirteams; and other clubs are exected toannounce their choices to KatherineMadison, women’s manager, today.Tickets for the carnival will be fiftycents each. No charge other than thiswill be made for dancing at thisyear’s All-University Night, the dimedance system being discarded.Official CoiledFEATEENITY(Jewelry'WARREN PIPER &Cn31 N. State St., ChicagoTHE DAJLY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate activityand scholarship.2. Application of research principles and abolition of grades forsenior college students.3. Promotion of undergraduate interest in lectures, concerts,exhibits and other campus cultural influences. Radio Lecture, “ContemporaryNovelists. Wharton and Dreiser,” .As¬sistant I’rofossor Fred B. Millctt ofthe English department. 7, StationWMAQ. .I Christian Science Society, 7:30,; Thorndike Hilton Memorial chapel.j History of Religions Club, “Researchi in Religious Education,” George H.j Betts, Ph. B., 7:30, Swift hall. University Drug Co.61st and EllisLUNCHEON SERVEDReal Home Made FoodServed as You Like It.We Deliver Fairfax 4800 SO WAFFLY GOOD “A HOMEY PLACE FORHOMEY PEOPLE”Both ala carte and tabled’hote service from 7:00A. M. to 8 P. M.Its a Patrons are its perm¬anent advertisers.THE SHANTY EATSHOP1309 East 57th Street".4 Homey Place for Homey Folks"4. Erection of a field house.5. Adoption of a deferred fraternity and club rushing plan.6. Institution of a Reading Period plan.THE UP AND AT’EM BOYSThe undergraduate body at Northwestern is not, we have de¬cided, composed of individuals whose feelings are mild and whosephilosophy is fatalistic. Those who own that Purple is the most be¬coming color are, for the most part, at least it seems so to us, a group 'of opinionated belligerent individuals who relish nothing more thana little bitter feeling between friends. They are not content to keepill feeling within Evanston’s narrow borders but must let it ooze out jheaded in certain directions. Gobs of it used to flow towards theMidway when the Maroons mixed athletically with the northside ;school. But since the severance of our football relations with them,the Wildcats have looked to other fields than the fair Midway tovent their necessary ire. And it would seem that poor Michigan hasbeen elected to bear it. This, a clipping from the Daily North¬western, is the most recent indication that open warfare has been ideclared against Michigan:“The student paper at Michigan made three mistakes in two imonths about our school. First they kidded us for failing to getschool closed before Christmas, and then failed themselves; nextthey said that with three of our regulars sick we had a perfect Alibion facing Notre Dame; but we beat ’em; beat ’em twice. Next they |gloated about their Big Ten pre-eminence, and we clouted them one ■on the point of the chin. When they file bankruptcy proceedings jfor the paper, it is rumored that we’ll buy it up and run a real sheetover there at Ann’s Harbor.’’COOUDGE AS JOURNALISTIt is to be sincerely hoped that the retiring President of ournation will not choose to accept any or all of the various journalisticopportunities that are being offered him. We say this not simplybecause we are convinced that Mr. Coolidge knows nothing aboutjournalism, which he probably does not, or about his proposedsubject, politics, which he probably does not, but because it is a de¬cidedly bad example for the former first citizen of the land to set.Non-professional newspaper and magazine writing has alreadyadvanced to such a stage that it needs only the sanction of a presi¬dent to make it the American national pastime. For by adding hisname to that lone list which inculdes such eminent writers as GeorgeHerman Ruth, Amelia Earhart, William Harrison Dempsey and Dr.Frank Crane, Calvin Coolidge will establish definitely once and forall the principle that success in one field of endeavor is sufficientprerequisite to authoritative writing in any. We are dangerouslynear that acceptance now, when we carefully devour a book onaviation by a woman who sat in the passenger seat of a plane whiletwo men guided it across the Atlantic, and pay a part of two per¬fectly good cents to read the inane moralizing of a man who mayor may not know a little about the physical body.Mr. Coolidge would do much for the race if he were to returnto a quiet New England life and to ignore the fact that by the voteof some thirty million Americans he was elected an authoritative«vriter on politics. “Finding God through the Beauti¬ful in Sculpture,” .Associate Profes¬sor .Arthur C. McGiffert of the Di-COHANS NiKhts 8:20GRAND Mst. Sat. NOWGEORGE CHOOS SaysCYCLONICMUSICALCOMEDYHITwithCarl VirifiniaWARING RANDALL WATSONandWARING’SPENNSYLVANIANSSnappiest. Peppiest Chorus In TownGARRICK j;-, f-Reduced Rates for Parties SEATSNOW— LEE SHUBERT Presents ;JAMES B. FAGANS COMEDy HIT J |WJpSo'IfBt#Sasea . ,theVmRyoFSAMUEL PEPyS ^THE PLfty THAT KEPT ALL NEW UORK iAND LONDON LAUGHING FOR A UEAR • <8395 DecisionsFavoringThis SmokeIpswich, S. D.Larus & Brother Co.,Richmond, Va.Gentlemen:In answer to the challenge of J. J.Roberts of Columbia, S. D., as printedin the Minneapolis Journal dated Sun¬day, September 2nd, I have smokedEdgeworth for twenty-three (23) yearsand for two years previous to thattime I smoked Qboid, which, I believe,is manufactured by your firm.During this time I have smoked atleast one can each day, and to verifythis statement you may address theC & C Cafe of this city, where I makemy tobacco purchases.It may be interesting to know thatmy purchases of Edgeworth duringthis period ha’ e totaled more than8395 (eight thousand three hundredninety-five)cans,representingatotal ex¬penditure of more than $1259 (twelvehundred fifty-nine dollars).I have never smoked any otherbrand of tobacco but Edgeworth dur¬ing the twenty-three years.Yours very truly,(Signed) Chas. BostockJustice of the PeaceEdgeworth', Extra High GradeSmoking TobaccoLs . but a mosquitoThe Panama Canal diggers hadengineering brains and moneyaplenty. But they were blocked by themalaria and yellow-fever bearing mosqui¬toes, which killed men hy thousands.Then Gorgas stamped out the mos¬quito. The fever was conquered. TheCanal was completed.The importance of little things is rec¬ognized in the telephone industry too. blocked the wayEffective service to the public is possibleonly when every step from purchase ofraw material to the operator s “Number,please” has been cared for.This is work for men who can sensethe relations between seemingly unre¬lated factors, men with the vision to seea possible mountain-barrier in a mole¬hill—and with the resourcefulnessto surmount it."Our BELL SYSTEM“A Nation-wide System of Inter-connecting Iciephones.”PIONEERING WORK HAS JUST BEGUN'jEu^rniaiiiiuimssiailSaiiiliiamMaiMtieimiaisskGymnasts prepareto win another con>ference title. ©attp JWaroon Week-end is verysuccessful for Chicagosquads.THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY. MARCH 5. 1929 Page ThreeThe Tempest MACS VANQUISHD. U. AND ENTERBy Morris I. LeibmanIII keeping with its policy of boost-• ’ Chicago athletics, the Daily Ma¬roon will now run every day in theTempest an article on some outstand¬ing Maroon athlete. The dope andfacts about these men has been se¬cured through the fine cooperation ofthe Athletic department and thecoaches. The men have been selected T RACE HNALSChi Psi Downs A. E. Pi InFurious Last Minute‘B* Race Victory Maroon Athletic Squads Win InFive Sports, Lose In WrestlingBy Albert Arkules and Herb. JosephDelta Upsilon, conquerors of A. T.O. .found one team it couldn’t beatby virtue of their work for the school ’ last night. I'or three-iiuarters of itson the athletic field and the spirit i game agains the Macs, the D. IL quin-they have shown in competing tor . ict waged an even battle but some-their University,After carefully discussing the mat¬ter with the various mentors it wasdecided that the outstanding athletein the 1,’niversi‘y was \ irgil (list, andit i.-- for this reason that he has been'el 'i tid t<i I>e Xo. 1 in tiiis >eries ofsketches. Maroon athletic teams experienceda highly successfuly campaign in itsskirmishes over the week-end. Theliasketball, gym, fencing, water polo,and swimming teams were returnedvictors, while the wrestling team wasthe only Maroon outfit to sutler a de¬feat.Coach Hoffer’s gym team closedtheir conference campaign againstWisconsin last Saturday and came outon top. Captain ^tenzies, as usual.\ ireil * ii't stands a trifle over -ixfeit, built slim and lithe, ami at thetop of this six feet of athlet there isl->unch of well-known blonde curlynair. At Hyde I’ark where he prci)ped\ irgil -aptained the basketball teamto a champion>hip in l’)J5 and heldtlic national high school record for thehalf mile.Upon coming to the Uidver''ity ofhicago \ irgil (list improved consid-e-ably. He is now playing his third> ar of varsity basketball, being cap¬tain and center. Gist has played an jexcellent game all season a- pivot man 1and is the high '<corer of the teamHeing shorter than many of the cen¬ters in the l ig I eii hi> job ha- beenmade e<msiderably more difficult. Hisboor work is exceptional ami his eyefor the ba>ke* has steadily improved.He is the marked man of the Marooncage team.In track. Gist’s record has been asgood. In 1928 \ irgil won first placein the National Collegiate at GrantHark. .Vegotiating the distance inl,.s4:4, the fastest time made by anycollege man for this distance lastyear. He also took first in a dual meetin the quarter mile against Indiana in48-8. Gist then took a seeoml in the('onference 440 to finish up a goodrecord.Rsides his athletics, (iist is a verywell liked fellow, being .Senior classtreasurer. He is a member of severalhonorary fraternities including Owland Serpent, Iron Mask and Skull ;iml("rescent, (iist is also a member ofI’hi Kappa I’si. He will graduate inJune, the outstanding athlete of theschool.Telephone H. 1'. 3080TERESA DOLANBEN SMITZDORFSchool of Dancing1208 E. 63rd StreetMonday, Wednesday and FridayBrKinners ClassesPRIVATK I.RSSON.S ANYTIME thing snapped in the D. Ik defense,and the Macs, playing like hawks,pounced upon their prey voraciouslyand clawed their way to 20-15 victory.I?y virtue of their brilliant triumphover D. U., the Macs will meet PhiKappa .^igma for the ‘A’ title in thefinals Thursday night.Leave the play by play, report tell;its .iwn story; The M.ies got the jump :on Deta Cpsilon right at the start. 'Goodman following up on an underthe basket shot ofter .MaeeKnzii- tried ;to sink one. .Sheer duplicated (iood- !man’s basket and Sclmeberger came ,right back with two running shotstliat tied it up at 4 all. 'MaeeKnzie looped a nice angle shotand Pileeker siieakecl under the basketto tie. it up again. Hleeker added two ;tnore points on a shot from the freetlirow line, ;md MacKc-nzie again tiedit up with ;i follow-up shot. Then |Goodman caught the 1). U, defense^asKep ruml retjjeiving a long passfrom Sheer sank it, putting the .Maesin Iront, 10-8. Hleeker, who was allover the lloor, tied the score again ;for the third time with another shotfrom the free throw- line, and thehalf ended.The second half started with the-Maes oiiening u]) fast. Goodmani caged twt» free throws, and followedit right up with a beautiful short shot.D. U. began to weaken. Goodman,who seemed to be going faster all thetime, again got away and despite a dis-pla.\ of o[)[)osition all around him,caged another basket, the ^faes nowleading 1()-1(),MacKenzie got on ihe bandwagonwith a short and Gpodman, who wasenjoying a field day, brought his totalscoring to six h.'iskets, Heyw’oodmanaged to get a basket in the it«;er-im and Hlooker got a free throw anda basket. Final score: Macs 20; D.U. 15.* * *In a game that became more excit¬ing as it got toward the finish. Chi'Psi nosed out A. IL Pi. in a semi¬final ‘H’ match. 15-15. With the ChiPsis leading by a basket, and only aminute to play, Williams caged a spec-,tacular off balance shot to tie thescore uj). Hut Drain, brilliant ChiPsi forward, ruined the whole gamefor A. F. Pi by sinking his fifthbasket of the evening.Chi Psi lost two men on fouls,Lawler going out on four fouls, and(Continued on page 4) CARNIVAL PRELIMSRUN OFF TODAYThe track prelims for the Intra¬mural Carnival will start promptly atvL3() p. m. Tuesday, March 5, 1929,at Hartlett gym, and the approxim-.ite time schedule for the track pre¬lims is as follows;5() yard dash—3:30 p. m. on lowertrack.50 yard low hurdle.s—4:00 p. m. onover tracK.300 yard dash—1:20 p. m. on up¬per track.440 ■'•ard dash—4:30 p. m. on uppertrack.Organization Relays—4:40 p. m. onupper track.In the 50 yard dash ten men will(jualify for the semi-finals which willbe run off at the carnival. Of theseten men the first and second of eachheat and the fastest third will run inthe finals.T.JextBooks developa new blaze of interest after abreakfast of shredded wheat.Natural food makes you feelfine. SHREDDED WHEAT containseverything you need — nothingyou don’t.ShreddedWheatwith fruit and milk or cream In the 50 yard low hurdles five menwill qualify for the finals. In the 300yard dash ten me nwill qualify for thefinals.In the 440 yard dash twelve menwill qualify for the finals. played the most conspicuous part inthe Chicago victory, accounting forfirst places. Scherubel, upon whomCoach Hoffer is placing much reli¬ance as a point getter, failed to breakinto the win column but relieved theanxiety of Chicago fans over his dam¬aged hand when he appeared in theregular events. Weaver and lirom-und also made good showings for thegood showings for the gym squad.I'hc Maroon basketball quintet finally-proved themselves masters over oneconference team anyway. I'p at Min¬nesota over the week-end, the Ma¬roons Id the Go{)hers down anotherstep which leads to the undisputedchampioushi]> of the cellar. The Ma¬roons have now- w-on tw-o victories outof eleven matches, both at the ex¬pense of Minnesota. One more gamethat against Wisconsin, will bring theseason to a close. ALPHA DELT PAIRWIN 1. M. BOWLINGDOUBLES TOURNEY('oach .\IacGillivray's swimming na-tators experienced little difficult inducking Iowa at Hartlett swimmingpool, 'file .Nfaroon paHdIers lost acouple of important events to Liddic.a fast sprinter, but made up for it intin- longer distances. The w-ater pob)outfit, which thus far has been unde-teated, notched another victor, andseeems well on its way to a confer¬ence championship.riic wrestling team ran into sometough luck at Illinois and w-as bump¬ed off. 22-5. The Illini proved to l)esuperior in practically in every weight.'I'he \'orres men put up a game fightbut were not in the lllini’s class.1 he relay-s will be run by four mento a team—each man to run tw-o lapsand the six teams making the besttime will (jualify for the finals. Inthe finals, March 8th three teams willrun on one side and three on the oth- With tw-o conference meets l)ookedfor Saturday, the Maroon athleticteams particularly the track and gymteams, will settle down to an inten¬sive week of practice. The gym meetwill be held at Champaign, while Iowawill be the seen of the track and fieldcarnival. Both teams are in the run¬ning for high honors, and CoachesHoffer and Merriam are busy apply--ing the finishing touches to their re->I>ective outfits. Loomis and Gartside, Alpha DeltaPhi, who have been the favorites inthe I. M. doubles bowling tourney al¬most from the very first, won the cov¬eted championship by beating Weissand Chernoff of the Macs 345 to 302and 317 to 230. Weiss and Chernoffput up a hard fight but they were upagainst superior pinmen and they hadto be satisfied w-ith second honors.Goldbus and Shier of the Macs willmeet Harry- and Ripley- ot S. A. F.in attempt to place third laurels.The singles tourney- has gone tothe third bracket, and it is the inten¬tion of Pat Kelly, football captainelect, who spends his spare momentsbossing bowling tourneys, to run thefinals off as one of the features of the1. M. carnival this Friday. So far Her-trais has the high average of thematches, w-ith a mean of 190 for fivegames, and a high water mark of 238.Leyers also of football fame with a221 game and Loomis who is cham¬pion w-ith a 248 score arc the otheileaders. MAROON TURNERSREADY TO DEFENDCONFERENCE irriEBig Ten Meet To TakePlace NextSaturdayMEANWELL BOASTSABOUT HIS GUARDSer side of the track running pursuit. PATRONIZE THE DAILY MAROONADVERTISERS! Praises still are voiced whereverWisconsin alumni gather over thegreat guarding coml)ination of RollieWilliams and Gus Tcbcll, Badger starsfrom 1921 to 1923, but today Dr.Walter F. Meanwell ranked Ed. Ch-mielew-skr and Ray Fllerman of thepresent championship aspiring Wis¬consin five as the equal of these form¬er heroes.The Little Doctor, who has beenrecognized as one of the few greatbasketbal cc,aches in America formany seasons, ascribes the brilliantrecord of the 1929 Badgers as due ina large measure to the sterling defen¬sive play- of the two Chicago boys.And Mcanw-cll gives plenty' of creditto his third great guard, Co-Capt.Johnny Doyle of Waukegan, Illinois,w-hosc courage and rugged perform¬ance was especially outstanding in thefirst Purdue game of the season, Jan¬uary 21.Meanw-ell would not trade tw-o ofhis three guards for any pair of guardsin the Western conference. With a victory over \\’^isconsintuc’Kcd under its i)elt, the Maroon Gymteam today started preparing to de¬fend its ttile in the Big Ten Meetto be one of the closest and mostthrilling in many years. There aremore good gymnasts in the Confer¬ence than ever before, although no in¬dividual stands out as did Flexner andDavidson, of last year’s team.Cai)tain Menzies w'ill lead Chicagoin its attempt to retain its champion¬ship. Menzies s favored to win firstplace in the competition for all-around title. Thus far, he has takenan average of three first places in ev-erv meet.Scherubel Recovering.Scherubel, injured just l>efore theIllinois meet, is slowly rounding intoform and should be in good shape bySaturday. Against Wisconsin he work¬ed fairly well and took second placein the rings. Weaver, the third manon the Chicago team, is the most con¬sistent performer Coach Hoffer has.He has been scoring even with thesecond men of e\'ery squad the Ma¬roons have met this season.The Conference Meet this year willi)e somewhat of a novelty in that itw-ill be a meet of teams and not in¬dividuals. In the past there have beenseveral men on each team who havestarred and gained all their team’spoints. However this year all of the•aggregations are w’ell-balanced.Chicago, Ilinois. and Iowa are fav¬ored to fight it out for championship.The Maroons early in the season de¬feated the Hawkeyes by a three pointmargin, but lost to the downstaterswhen Scherubel was injured. How--ever, the defeat by Illinois is the onlyone Chicago has suffered all seasonand Coach Hoffer expects the tablesto be turned next Saturday.I Have YOU Made Your Reservations?U. of C. NITEat--“HELLOYOURSELF” The idea of a great University of ChicagoParty at the collegiate musical comedy “HelloYourself” has taken the campus by storm. Itis heard wherever a group of students gather,and the faculty is showing a decided interest,too. If the interest thus far is any criterionwe may have to go down to the Grand OperaHouse and buy out the next night to take careof demands.featuringAmerica’s Most Famous BandWAKINGSPENNSYLVANIANS However, there are still good seats availabledespite the first large batch of reservationsbut, to insure your getting the kind of seatsshe will like, you are advised to lose no furthertime in hustling over to The Daily MaroonOffice and having Bob Fisher file your reserva¬tion slips.Waring’s Pennsylvanians, the famous orches¬tra, is reported to be rehearsing overtime onspecial stunts that will make this performancea special riot with U. of C. students.GRAND OPERAHOUSETUESDAY, MARCH 12th She 7/ Never Forgive YouIf You Fail HerPage Four THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY, MARCH 5, 1929>X ^Vhi^eHow shall I know spring? comingagain this year.Being dignified with the bearing ofmany blue and fragile skies?Or sobbing tenderly with ever mourn¬ful eyes....Fading pale the younger violets.Or challenging the starsWith heathenish wind....Catching the raindropsBefore they fallTo race with, and madly.... dance.Princesse Dorothy.We thought that spring had come...as little Dorothy suggests. Wethought that when such a beautifultime was near we had no right to pre¬cipitate any mournful tiding into thebidst of this peaceful world.But casting our eyes about us andobserving the unholy gloom that per¬vades the sky and the positively fiend¬ish wind that rips up and down thequadrangles, we’ve decided “What’sthe use of being benevolent anyway?’’Passing sugarplums to the populacedoesn’t stop a famine. And so we’lltell you what you were bound to findout anyway... .The Blind Tiger isgone....gone the way of all goodTigers.... back to his wildernesshaunts, scorning the civilizing affectsof this great and goodly University.And so the Whistle under a newmanagement is trying to get a grip onitself and stager bravely away to face I this doggone goofy world. All smallI donations gratefully received.1I OPTIMISMAt spring-signs others hail with joyI drop a morbid tearSuch zest and life can but ..nnoyPoor hearts of yesteryear.Then, too, the showers dissolved thesnow.The sun was clear and bright.They warmed through this heart o’woeWhich then was gay and lighht.Alas, no p.o-spring wind that blows\or early birds that singNor yet the earliest primroseCan make me think it’s spring.Last Easter-tide on park and leaThe tulips gay stood fair....Too soon as it again shall be....Xew snows buried them there.Carcajou.It’s guys like the above that cheermy heart, the kind that refuses tocall one of thse dripping ice floes infront of W’ieboldt a sign that jolyold spring time is just around thecorner.I don’t care what Keats said....the old girl is pretty far behind.THE NEW MANAGEMENT.HOLD CLASSICS TEAriie I’ndergraduatc Classical clubwill hold a social tea for members ofthe faculty and undergraduates onThursday. March 7 in Classics 20.Special notices have been sent to thosewho attended the previous meetings,but everyone is invited to come. CARTWRIGHT SPEAKS 1TONIGHT IN HASKELL IMr. Harry W. Cartwright of Has¬kell museum will speak on “EgyptianReligious Literature” tonight at 8:30in the museum.Mr. Cartwright will discuss the an¬cient forms of literature among whichare the Pyramid texts. These are in¬scriptions on the walls of the pyra¬mids of Sakkara, intended to insureprotection and welfare in the nextworld for the Egyptian kings. Theyare dated form about 2625 to 247.5B. C.The Coffin Texts form the next linkin the ancient literature. They aredated form about 2000 B. C. and werewritten on lids of cedar coffins to beused by the upper middle class ofl>eople. These writings contain thefirst moral ideas in the hereafter.Book of the DeadThe empire from about 1580 to 1150B. C. contains the Book of the Dead.In reality it isn’t a book, but a col¬lection of texts consisting of charmsfor the protection of al classes of peo¬ple in the hereafter. In this age, eventhe imorest coudl have some smallcharm for their protection. Some ofthese texts were over a hundred feetlong and were beautifully illustrated.The Book of the Underworld andthe Book of Gates both deal with theprogress of the sun god through theunder world in the night. The un¬derworld is divided into twelve part.',and each part corresponds to an hourof the night. The plans of the booksare similar, but the details of the twodiffer somewhat.Mr. Cartwright will also read someancient hymns of the Egjptians whichhe says are beautiful in their poeticfancy and religious feeling.Generating Brain PowerBrain power, not horsepower, is thechief operating requirement of theelectrical industry.This requirement must be continuouslyanticipated to provide leaders for thefuture. Accordingly, each year, morethan 400 picked college graduates cometo the General Electric Company fora post-graduate course in electricalscience.With a faculty including inventors andengineers of international distinction,something more than electrical knowl¬edge is imparted to these young men.Here they also find inspiration whichprepares them for leadersh'ip in thiselectrical age.9»-«37DH'GENERALgeneral electric compan ELECTRICSCHENECTADY NEW YORKYou will see thismonogram on thepowerful motors of anelectric locomotiveand on the conven¬ience outlet where youplug in a floor lamp—always and every¬where it is a safeguide to electricalquality and dependa¬bility. MACS VANQUISHD. U. AND ENTER“A” RACE FINALS(Continued from sports page)Friedeman being ruled Ojut by thereferee for bad conduct. Drain jedthe victors’ attack. His' dribbling waswell-nigh flawless and he was the bigcog in the Chi Psi attack. Williams,Savitsky and Goodman led the losers’attack. Chi Psi’s height aided themto \ictory, although in the last fewminutes of play, it was anybody’sgame.D. U. 19; Phi Psi 11.The D. U.’s nosed out the Phi Psisin a hard fought battle in the openerof last night’s I-M games. The gamewas featured by many fouls and hardfighting. The D. U.’s took the lead inthe early stages of the game and heldit throughout the remainder of thetilt. Cooperider did most of the goodwork for the winners, while Marshallshowed up well for the losers. Thefinal score was Delta Upsilon 19. PhiKappa Psi 11.Phi Kap Sigma 19; Beta Theta Pi 14In the first .semi-final game of thetournament the Phi Kaps beatthe Betas. The Phi Kaps were lead-A Dictionary of ChemicalElquationsContains twelve thousand cunapletedand balanced chemical euuationa, classifiedand arranfred for ready reference.ECLECTIC PUBLISHERS1512 Tribune Tower Chicane. III.'NJUST BEFORESTARVATIONOVERTAKES YOU-TIiERE’S NESTLE’SNestle s is ideal forasnack to tide youover until dinner-time.It supplies quick energy.And only the freshest,purest, high-grade milk— with all its cream —goes intoNestle’s. Lookfor the clean, silverywrapper. In 5c and 10c ing at the half by a 12 to 6 score, butwere dangerously threatened in thesecond period when the Beta teamcame within three points. Douglasand Martin led the attack for the PhiKappa Sigma squad. Mudge showedsome fast playing for the opposingteam. The count at the close was 19to 14, Phi Kaps on the hg end.THE BUND ALLEY(Continued from page 1)tice will end moral encouragementand urge the heroes to still greaterefforts is questionable. One thing iscertain however. The clubs won teven be able to use the colors for dustrags after the meet. It’s a gallantthought, though and one worthy ofthe great and good Mr. Hagey.CLASSIFIED ADSBIG BARGAIN in banjos. Practi¬cally new. Wurlitzer banjo for salecheap. Call Newman, Dorchester1832.INSTRUCTORS WANTED— Forall departments in universities, col¬leges, normals and accredited schools.Register at once. Allied ProfessionalBureaus, Marshall Field Annex Bldg. Visit Soviet RussiaStudents are welcomedmost cordially in SovietRussia . . .. . . where the world’smost gigantic social ex-p)eriment is being made—amidst a galaxy of pic¬turesque nationalities,wondrous scenery, splen¬did architecture and ex¬otic civilizations.Send for Booklet D u’hichexplains hmv it con bedone with little ntonry.AMALGAMATED BANKi Travel Dept.' 11-15 Union Sq., New York City...in more\pipes every^T^WO things can ruin a man’s pipepleasure — a hot, biting smoke anda pipe clogged with soggy, half-burnedtobacco.Granger’s shaggy "Rough Cut" puts anend to both—its big rough-cut flakes burnslowly and completely. Result — a cooletsmoke and a sweeter, cleaner pipe!And that rich "body” that pipe smokerslike is "sealed into” Granger by "Well¬man’s 1870 Method” — a priceless old-time tobacco secret.The package—foil instead of costly tin— makes possible the price of ten cents.“COMPLETECAMPUSCOVERAGE” Hatlp iRamon Blackfriars postercontest opens.Vol. 28. No. 72. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY. MARCH 6, 1929 Price Five Cent*Editor’s Note: This column waswritten by Bobbie Mac becausethere was no one else to write it.We know it’s not worthy of thespace, so don’t read it.—Bobbie Mac.For the past two years we haveserved by Intramural department inthe capacity of a helping hand whenit came to the publicity racket.We’ve found that they were a nicebunch of boys with no end of cleverideas. It’s really been a pleasure towork with them. They always havesomething original on tap in theway of ideas and innovations. Lastyear it was a kiddie kar race, whichdidn’t work out so well, especiallyfor the helping hand. This year theygot this club relay idea, which seei..to give greater promise of success.After all, it takes the women toreally interest the men in running—when the most they have been do¬ing in the way of training has beena little heavy bridge playing andnapping on the sofa in the frontroom of the fraternity house. Maybea little beer drinking on the sideto help out—near beer of course.It will give us no end of pleasure towatch the boys ^ get out there andrun. It will be a kind of grim pleas¬ure to be sure, for we’ve done a lit¬tle running ourselves now and then.The girls should really feel flat¬tered. They would if they but knewwhat was going on in their gallantchampion’s stomachs. For experi¬ence tells us that it will be stomachsrather than hearts which will sufferon Friday night.We always will remember thatkiddie kar race last year. I don’t re¬call that the finals of it were everheld. The only time that we knowabout that any kiddie kar race washeld was when one of the photogra¬phers from one of the downtown pa¬pers came out to take pictures. Therace was originally intended to takeplace between such prominent B. M.O. C.’s as the president of the seniorclass, the chairman of the Under¬graduate council and other sterlingluminaries.This photographer was an awfullyenterprising chap. You've got tohand it to him for that. He endedup by getting some of the most pre¬sentable of the campus women whowere up there getting their picturestaken as carnival ticket saleswomen,to pose on the kiddie kars. Aboutthis time the helping hand wentdownstairs in Bartlett to arrange forsome posed pictures to be taken inthe trophy room. The enterprisingphotographer led the women up¬stairs to the Intramural office andtook some very edifying pictures ofthem falling off their kiddie kars.The pictures were suppressed after• considerable effort. The helpinghand still gets a chill down his backwhen he remembers how near hecame to getting helped out of schoolfor corrupting the innocent girls. Wewish' our successor and friend Mr.Robert Graf the greatest success withhis publicity and advise him to avoidenterprising photogrraphers. SELECT PARKER, CARRCampus Leaders Support Intramural CarnivalFRIARS’ CONTESTOPENS TO DEPICT‘MR. CmRELLA’Poster Competition ToClose on April10 Urge AttendanceAt Annual SportMeet on FridayAll members of Blackfriars willhave a picture taken Thursday, at12:30 in Mandcl Hall.Competition in the sketching ofposters for Blackfriars’ play, Mr.Cinderella, was officially begun yes¬terday when Charles Warner, abbotof Blackfriars announced the open¬ing of the contest.Closely ContestedThe purpose of the contest is togain a poster with which to decorateprograms and the advertising plac¬ards for the play. For the past twoyears the competition has been veryclose, over thirty posters being sub¬mitted last year. However, therewill be no places, only the best pos¬ter being named. The posters shouldbe submitted not later than April 5,and the winner will be announcedApril 10.Play AvailableAll those who are interested indrawing a poster should go to theBlackfriars’ office in Mitchell tow¬er any day between 2 and 4 :30‘ andread over the synopsis of the play.Blackfriars are also anxious to re¬ceive any contributions of musical■lyrics wMch could be used in theplay. No definite time has been setwhen these must be turned in.SOPHS TO GIVEDANCE FRIDAY INREYNOLDS CLUB Campus leaders united yesterdayin recommending the intramural car¬nival as the focus of interest in thewinter quarter for all undergn*adu-ates, and urged a large attendanceat the event, which is to be held un¬der the direction of the intramuraldepartment next Friday in BartlettRym.High Spot of Year“The carnival is one of the highspots in the All-University calen¬dar,’’ said Ray Murphy, president ofthe Undergraduate council. “Thispanorama of sportdom opens with athrilling wrestling match, whizzesalong through a close boxing bout,and tears around the track in thespeedy dashes; these bits of compe¬tition are interspersed with lightnovelties and vaudeville events. Andthe evening winds up with a dance.”Virgil Gist, captain of the varsitybasketball team, stopped practicelong enough to say that he was “sin¬cere in his belief that the carnivalis the most enjoyable of All-Univers¬ity events.”Better Than In 1928“From the plans Harry Hagey hasoutlined to me,” declared CharlesWarner, Blackfriars abbot, “I thinkthis year’s I-M carnival will be evenbetter than last year’s. My reactionto the carnival and to the intra¬mural department as a whole is that,although one of the youngest activ¬ities in school, it is nevertheless oneof the most outstanding. It shouldbe a success.” JUNIOR CLASSREGISTERS FORCOUNCII^BALLOTCouncil Expects RecordInterest in ElectionTomorrowCities to Dominate,Merriam DeclaresRural dictatorship over urbancommunities will come to an end inthe United States because of thesweeping trend toward concentra¬tion of population in the cities,Charles E. Merriam, chairman ofthe Department of Political Scienceat the University, has predicted.“For half a century, since the be¬ginning of the modern urban move¬ment, cities have been harshly treat¬ed by the states of vriiich they wereparts,” Professor Merriam says.“The tendency toward home rule forcities is steadily advancing, and it isvery significant that constitutionalamendments are being proposedgranting broad powers of local self-government to Chicago and NewYork. The music for the sophomore af¬ternoon dance, to be held Friday,from 3 to 6 in the Reynolds club,will be furnished by Husk O’Hare’sorchestra, and according to RobertMayer, chairman of the entertain¬ment committee, the music will bethe best that has ever graced a cam¬pus mixer. This event will close thesocial activities for this quarter, andwill be open to all members of theUniversity. The program will befurnished by Peg Russell, Sam VanDyne and Orvis Henkle.The tickets are fifty cents and willbe on sale in the first floor corridorof Cobb hall until Friday. They mayalso be secured from all members ofthe council.At the last meeting of the sopho¬more class, William H. Garvey, pres¬ident, urged the sophomores to takean active interest in class activities.He hoped that this interest wouldbe shown in the attendance at thedance. According to the latest re¬ports from the treasurer, the sopho¬more class is still in need of money.Recorder AllowsLate RegistrationWalter A. Payne, UniversityRecorder, published the followingstatement yesterday:.Students in the Colleges ofArts, Literature and Science whodid not register on the day as¬signed may register on any laterday this week.Tentative- registration blanksshould be presented at the timeof registration.Signed,.Walter A. Payne. ‘HAZEL KIRKE’ TOBE GIVEN FRIDAYBY WILT’S CLASS“Hazel Kirke,” a melodrama of1880 by Steele Mackaye which isto be presented by Assistant Profes¬sor Napier Wilt’s Early Americandrama class is a combination of mel¬odramatic style and high comedy.The old crude staging of the early80’s will be used for the settings.Performances of a similar char¬acter are an annual feature of Pro¬fessor Wilt’s class. During the lastfew years the students have produc¬ed “Uncle Tom’s Cabin,” “TenNights in a Bar Room,” and othevmelodramatic selections.The production staff, as announc¬ed yesterday, is composed of LeilaWhitney, Margaret Gregson, GilbertWhite, Robert Neer, and James E.Scheibler. The performance willtake place PViday, March 8 at 8:30in the Reynolds club theatre.LECTURER SPEAKSON EXPERIENCE INICELANDIC REGIONS“Experiences as a Visiting Pro¬fessor at Reykjavik University, Ice¬land” will be the subject of a lec¬ture to be given by Dr. T. H. C. F.Auer, a former student at Mead-ville Theological school, before theScandinavian club tonight at 8 inIda Noyes hall.Dr. Auer, who was born in Hol¬land, held a fellowship from Mead-ville from 1906 to 1908. In 1926he was invited by the people of Ice¬land to be a lecturer at the Univers¬ity of Reykjavik. His talk will be onimpressions and experiences withIcelandic peoples and their culture. { Registration for the Junior classelection will be held tomorrow inCobb hall. Students having eighteento twenty-six and a half majors areeligible for registration and voting.The Examiner’s office will go overall the registration before the elec¬tion, which will be held Thursday the14th.Deadline MondayStudents who applied last Fridayfor problems to be canvassed willhand the completed papers in to RayMurphy, president of the Under¬graduate Council, , not later than6:00 Monday, Box 62, Faculty Ex¬change.Murphy Urges Registration“Every student eligible for votingshould do so,” urges Ray Murphy,“because of the importance of thiselection in the class history and, tooit is the duty of every Junior classmember to elect responsible candi¬dates to the Undergraduate Councilwhich is one of the most importantorganizations on campus.” Organize Staff of'Program for FriarsJack Diamond, Program man¬ager for Blackfriars, will meetall underclassmen who wish towork on this year’s program in theBlackfriar officie, Mitchell Tow¬er, at 2:30 today. There are op¬portunities for freshmen andsophomores in both the editorialand business branches of thework, and work will be assignedin the order of application today.Candidates to the Order who liketo sell advertising or do programeditorial work will find this an in¬teresting way of becoming aBlackfriar, according to Diamond,and are urged to appear at 2:30this afternoon. THREE WOMEN'SGROUPS CHOOSEYEAR’S OFFICERSY. W. Officer. AreTaylor, Hathaway,and TolmanANNOUNCE FINALWINTER QUARTEREXAM SCHEDULEThe schedule for the final examin¬ations for the winter quarter whichwill be held March 21, 22, and 23has been announced as follows:8:00 o’clock classes, Thursday,March 21, 8-10.9:00 o’clock classes, Friday, March22, 8-10.10:00 o’clock classes, Wednesday,March 20, 8-10.11:00 o’clock classes, Wednesday,March 20, 1:30-3:30.12:30 o’clock classes, Friday,March 22, 1:30-3:30.1:30 o’clock classes, Thursday,March 21, 10:30-12:30.2:30 o’clock 'classes, Friday,March 22, 10:30-12:30.(Continued on page 4) Six Clubs EnterCarnival RelaysOn Friday NightClose competition looms in thefirst club relays to be held in con¬junction with the Fifth Annual In¬door Carnival of the Intramural de¬partment on Friday, March 8. Theclubs played cagey and choose theboys to run for them that shouldknow how. Whether they are trulyrepresentative of the clubs and havetheir interests entirely at heart re¬mains to be seen.Esoterics Head ListEsoteric, represented by membersof Alpha Delta Phi exclusively, headthe list with seven entries. They areTobin, Newman, Gartside, Spence,Pierce, Gray, and Boudreau. MortarBoard has thus far selected twoDekes, Black and Roberts, and onePsi U, Radcliff, to uphold their hon¬or.Sigma Team BalancedSigma has a well balanced teamconsisting of two Psi U’s, Lott andMerriam; one Phi Psi, MacIntyre;and Heywood and Hoffert from thewill direct W. A. A. has been hockeyrepresentative on the board.; The presidents and secretaries ofI the three organizations will becomeI representatives on The Board ofI Women’s Organizations next quar-! ter. The Board will be headed by' Marcella Koerber, who was recentlyI elected chairman. Frances Carr, Geraldine Hacker andMurial Parker were elected to leadthe three women’s groups yesterdayat the annual election held from8:30 to 4 in the foyer if Ida Noyeshall. Frances Carr is president ofthe Y. W. C. A., Geraldine Hackerheads W. A. A. and Murial Parkerwas appointed by the FederationCouncil to lead that organization.W. A. A.- Elect*W. A. A. did not select a vice-president due to irregular nominat¬ing. Sally Stice was elected secretaryand Rose Resnick will be the newtreasurer.Adrienne Taylor defeated Virgin¬ia Pope for the vice-presiden» y ofthe Y. W. C. A. and Harriet Hatha¬way will serve as secretary. Mar¬jorie Tolman was chosen as treas¬urer.Federation CouncilThe Federation council will con¬sist of this year’s junior membersand Catherine Scott who defeatedElizabeth Baldridge for the seniorposition and Charlotte Saemann,Ruth Eamshaw and Frances Blod¬gett, junior members. Lucia Down¬ing and Jean Searcy were the de¬feated candidates.Frances Carr has served on theY. W. C. A. first Cabinet during thepast year and in addition was as¬sistant box office manager for Mir¬ror. Murial Parker wa^ on the Fed¬eration council last year and direct¬ed the Freshmen women’s club twoyears ago. Geraldine Hacker, who(Continued on page 4)ALICE STINNETTLEADS CAST FORY. W. BARRIE PLAYOrchestra Presents Program ofBoth Good andi Mediocre MusicBy Alfred V. FrankensteinOne addition and two restorationsto the repertory of the Chicago Sym¬phony orchestra made up the bulkof the orchestra’s program ye.ster-day afternoon at Mandel hall. EricDeLamarter conducted.The new piece is a suite entitled“Marionettes,” by a young ladynamed Barbara Giuranna, whosehusband is an assistant conductor onthe staff of the Chicago Civic Operacompany. The first impression ofit is one of unremarkable mediocri¬ty. It belongs with the pleasant ban¬alities of Cadan or Mrs. Beach inmusic, of Frederic Grant or NeysaMcMein in painting, of What’s-his-name. Thingumbob, and also You-know-who in literature.The restorations were the secondsymphony of Dvorak and a tonepoem of Cesar Franck called “LesEolides.” Neither had been heardhere in years until Mr. Stock recfif-rected them at Orchestra hall someweeks ago. The Franck piecW'Is sim¬ ple; it sounds for all the world likea study for the first movement ofFranck’s symphony; a preliminarysketch somehow finished in form.The Dvorak seemed to prodhce avariety of reactions among the audi¬ence.“Like a Sermon”My own reaction was the kind onehas in listening to a cever preachergive a funeral sermon over the bodyof a nobody. The deceased has beonremarkable for nothing at ‘all, yetthe skill of the minister, while avoid¬ing obviuos falsehood and laudation,manages to put over the idea thatthe deceased is to be missed. One’sattention is called mainly to the cle¬verness of the speaker, while at thesame time one realizes how thin ishis material.Fortunately two masterpieces ofmusic, the overture to the “BarteredBride” and “Siegfried’s Rhine Jour¬ney” from “Goetterdaemerung”were also played, during both zestand nobility to an otherwise unsat¬isfying program. In the play “The Old Lady ShowsHer Medals” which will be present¬ed at the last open Y. W. C. A. meet¬ing of the quarter tomorrow at 4 inthe Ida Noyes theatre, Mrs. Dowey,the ambitious old lady is beingplayed by Alice Stinnett. MarionAdair takes the part of her hypothe¬tical son, Kenneth, Ruth Schone-mann plays Mr. Twymley, LouiseKillie plays Mrs. Mickleman. TheHaggerty woman, Helen Dyer; Mrs.Willings, Betty Hill.The drama group of the Y. W. C.A. which is presenting the play, readand studied a great many dramasbefore selecting “The Old LadyShows Her Medals.” This is a typi¬cal Barrie play of subtle humor andsurprising situations,” said CatherineStewart, “The play is well directed,well acted, and promises more thanan ordinary amateur performance.”MEN’S COMMISSIONMEETS TONIGHT INUNIVERSITY CHAPELThe Men’s Commission, organizedthis year to serve men students inreligious and social service Eiffairs,will hold a meeting this evening at7:15 in the University chapel. Thepresent dormitory situation at theUniversity will again be discussed.Dan Autry, president of the Commis¬sion, who called the meeting, willact as chairman during the discus¬sion.The commission, recently organ¬ized, has already proved itself use¬ful as an intermediary between thestudent body and the faculty.Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY. MARCH 5. 1929X TVhisdeHow shall I know spring?... .comingagain this year.Being dignified with the bearing ofmany blue and fragile skies?Or sobbing tenderly with ever mourn¬ful eyes....Fading pale the younger violets.Or challenging the starsWith heathenish wind....Catching the raindropsBefore they fallTo race with, and madly dance.Princesse Dorothy.We thought that spring had come...as little Dorothy suggests. Wethought that when such a beautifultime was near we had no right to pre¬cipitate any mournful tiding into thebidst of this peaceful world.But casting our eyes about us andobserving the unholy gloom that per¬vades the sky and the positively fiend¬ish wind that rips up and down thequadrangles, we’ve decided “What’sthe use of being benevolent anyway?”Passing sugarplums to the populacedoesn’t stop a famine. And so we’lltell you what you were bound to findout anyway... .The Blind Tiger isgone....gone the way of all goodTigers.... back to his wildernesshaunts, scorning the civilizing affectsof this great and goodly University.And 80 the Whistle under a newmanagement is trying to get a grip onitself and stager bravely away to face this doggone goofy world. All smalldonations gratefully leceived.OPTIMISMAt spring-signs others hail with joyI drop a morbid tearSuch zest and life can but annoyPoor hearts of yesteryear.Then, too, the showers dissolved thesnow,The sun was clear and bright,They warmed through this heart o’woeWhich then was gay and lighht.Alas, no pre-spring wind that blowsXor early birds that singXor yet the earliest primroseCan make me think it’s spring.Last Easter-tide on park and leaThe tulips gay stood fair....Too soon as it again shall be.. ..Xew snows buried them there.Carcajou.It’s guys like the above that cheermy heart, the kind that refuses tocall one of thse dripping ice floes infront of Wieboldt a sign that jolyold spring time is just around thecorner.I don't care what Keats said.,the old girl is pretty far behind.THE NEW MANAGEMENT.HOLD CLASSICS TEAThe Undergraduate Classical clubwill hold a social tea for members ofthe faculty and undergraduates onThursday. March 7 in Classics 20.Special notices have been sent to thosewho attended the previous meetings,but everyone is invited to come. CARTWRIGHT SPEAKSTONIGHT IN HASKELLMr. Harry W. Cartwright of Has¬kell museum will speak on “EgyptianReligious Literature” tonight at 8:30in the museum.Mr. Cartwright will discuss the an¬cient forms of literature among whichare the Pyramid texts. These are in¬scriptions on the walls of the pyra¬mids of Sakkara. intended to insureprotection and welfare in the nextworld for the Egyptian kings. Theyare dated form about 2625 to 2475B. C.The Coffin Texts form the next linkin the ancient literature. They aredated form about 2000 B. C. and werewritten on lids of cedar coffins to beused by the upper middle class ofl>eople. These writings contain thefirst moral ideas in the hereafter.Book of the DeadThe empire from about 1580 to 1150B. C. contains the Book of the Dead.In reality it isn’t a book, but a col¬lection of texts consisting of charmsfor the protection of al classes of peo¬ple in the hereafter. In this age, eventhe poorest coudl have some smallcharm for their protection. Some ofthese texts were over a hundred feetlong and were beautifully illustrated.The Book of the Underworld andthe Book of Gates both deal with theprogress of the sun god through theunder world in the night. The un¬derworld is divided into twelve part^.and each part corresponds to an hourof the night. The plans of the booksare similar, but the details of the twodiffer somewhat. ;‘ Mr. Cartwright will also read some: ancient hymns of the Egyptians whichhe says are beautiful in their poeticfancy and religious feeling.Generating Brain PowerBrain power, not horsepower, is thechief operating requirement of theelectrical industry.You will see thismonogram on thepowerful motors of anelectric locomotiveand on the conven¬ience outlet where youplug in a floor lamp—always and every¬where it is a safeguide to electricalquality and dependa¬bility. This requirement must be continuouslyanticipated to provide leaders for thefuture. Accordingly, each year, morethan 400 picked college graduates cometo the General Electric Company fora post-graduate course in electricalscience.With a faculty including inventors andengineers of international distinction,something more than electrical knowl¬edge is imparted to these young men.Here they also find inspiration whichprepares them for leadersh'ip in thiselectrical age.95-637DHGENERAL ELECTRICgeneral electric company. SCHENECTADY. NEW YORK MACS VANQUISHD. U. AND ENTER“A” RACE FINALS(Continued from sports page)Friedeman being ruled qut by thereferee for bad conduct. Drain ledthe victors’ attack. His' dribbling waswell-nigh flawless and he was the bigcog in the Chi Psi attack. Williams,Savitsky and Goodman led the losers’attack. Chi Psi’s height aided themto victory, although in the last fewminutes of play, it was anybodv’sgame.D. U. 19; Phi Psi 11.The D. U.’s nosed out the Phi Psisin a hard fought battle in the openerof last night’s I-M games. The gamewas featured by many fouls and hardfighting. The D. U.’s took the lead inthe early stages of the game and heldit throughout the remainder of thetilt. Cooperider did most of the goodwork for the winners, while Marshallshowed up well for the losers. Thefinal score was Delta Upsilon 19, PhiKappa Psi 11.Phi Kap Sigma 19; Beta Theta Pi 14In the first semi-final game of thetournament the Phi Kaps beatthe Betas. The Phi Kaps were lead-A Dictionary of ChemicalElquationsContains twelve thousand completedand balanced chemical equations, ciassifledand arranged for ready reference.ECLECTIC PUBLISHERS1512 Tribune Tower Chicago. III.JUST BEFORESTARVATIONOVERTAKES YOU-TtiERE’S NESTLE’SNestle s is ideal forasnack to tide youover until dinner-time.It supplies quick energy.And only the freshest,purest, high-grade milk— with all its cream —goes into Nestis’s. Lookfor the clean, silverywrapper. In 5c and 10c ing at the half by a 12 to 6 score, butwere dangerously threatened in thesecond period when the Beta teamcame within three points. Douglasand Martin led the attack for the PhiKappa Sigma squad. Mudge showedsome fast playing for the opposingteam. The count at the close was 19to 14, Phi Kaps on the bg end.THE BUND ALLEY(Continued from page 1)ticc will end moral encouragementand urge the heroes to still greaterefforts is questionable. One thing iscertain however. The clubs won’teven be able to use the colors for dustrags after the meet. It’s a gallantthought, though and one worthy ofthe great and good Mr. Hagey.CLASSIFIED ADSBIG BARGAIN in banjos. Practi¬cally new. Wurlitzer banjo for salecheap. Call Newman, Dorchester1832.INSTRUCTORS WANTED— Forall departments in universities, col¬leges, normals and accredited schools.Register at once. Allied ProfessionalBureaus, Marshall Field Annex Bldg. 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