**COMPLETECAMPUSCOVERAGE” ^atlp Jtooon Footlights flash to¬night in MandeLVol. 28. No. 70. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. FRIDAY. MARCH I. 1929 Price Five CentaThe Blind AlleyBy LouU H. Engel' Eddie and I had to go down tothe printer's—Eddie because he wasin charge of today’s sheet and I be¬cause I am hopelessly addicted tothe habit. By way of relieving thedismal strain, we proposed, each 'tithe other, that we crash the lastnight rehearsal of Mirror. By meansof much knockings and whisperingsand other mysterious proceedings weaccomplished it. It was worth the ef¬fort.♦ ♦ *“Slip-Slaps” clicks—if you getwhat I mean I mean it’s what PrankO’Hara would probably call goodtheater and Barney Balaban a sureftre box-office attraction. I don’tintend to paint the lily of judiciouscriticism that Dex Masters’ createdand published in these columns afew days ago, but I do intend to sayin my own bromidic patois that“Slip-Slaps” is right there, and ifyou miss it, it’s your own loss.Mirror this year is dltra-smart, aclever revue satirizing variousphases of our modern life in a briskand colorful way. It may be that theshow is too smart, too subtle; butall things considered it ought notto be too much for a University au¬dience. Of course, there will besome of us in the audience thatwon’t understand that MargaretFernholz’ interpretation of the Pe¬ter Pan of the typical Junior leagueshow is an amusing and well-execu¬ted satire, others of us may misssome of the rapid-fire commentsthat are juicy with humor, but noneof us can fail to enjoy this spicy re¬vue as a whole. The workout whichI witnessed last night—-and “work¬out” is the appropriate name—con¬vinced me of that.No matter what those who sit inthe scorner’s .seat may say about thelack of a good chorus or solo num¬bers, they cannot justifiably criticizethe dancing or the acting. Both b.^1-let and cast are well drilled. Ama¬teur shows are, after all, amateurishbut in many respects “Slips-Slaps”approaches the professional.♦ * *It was really darn good, I thought.What about it, Ed? You saw it too.By EdRosalie Martin went “cold” on herlines at rehearsal last night. “Isn’tthat funny?” she cooed innocently.After Frank O’Hara took her asideand taught her the rote she went“cold” again. “Now isn’t that fun¬ny?” she reiterated. Jimmy Hen-schel piped up from the orchestrapit, “if you do that tomorrow nightyou’ll make the show.” So it will. Ihope Rosalie Martin forgets her linesagain tonight. I ACTualy do, I feltlike yelling from the balcony nookwhere Louie and I were esconced, iarfrom the searching eye of chiefbouncer Marcella Koerber.Some parts of the show were loodeep for me until Louie explainedthem. I couldn’t get the point ofblack-faced mammy Marion Whitein Elizabethan costume until it waspointed out to me that it was a moingenious satire. Fine, I whooped,but will our phlegmatic campus getit? It needs more development tohit this crowd that would not botherto exercise its intellect for so puerilean institution as Mirror. Ah, butthis show is not puerile, says Louie.Quite so, I agreed, quite so; Mirroris evolving efflorescently.But I enjoyed the rehearsal. Andafter the finale when we left, I knev/that the cast and chorus was remain¬ing on to run through the skitsagain. It was .work; but they seem¬ed to like it. It was something newto see a crowd so vitally interestedin even an important campus activ¬ity. But Rus Whitney has alwaysboasted to me that interest in Dra¬matics never waned as with otherorganizations. Evi.n so it was witha new respect, somewhat inarticulateI must admit, for Mirror and Itscast, and its chorus, and its stagehands, and Onris Henkle who wrotethe musk, and Frank O’Haiti andhis professional director’s desk. MIRROR GREETS CAMPUS TONIGHTStart Music andLyric Contest forFriar’s ProductionBy Morris I. LeibmanThe University of Chicago bas«ketball team will embark tonight,not on ship, for Minneapolis' wherethey meet the Gopher cage squadin what will be their next, to thelast game of the current season.Squad Leave* TonightI The Maroons successfully trimmedthe Minnesota five here last weekfor their first win and Norgren’scharges are going into the Minnesotagame with the determination to lettheir opponents be crowned cham¬pions of the cellar. However, theChicago five will be under the hand¬icap of playing on a large floor andas a result Norgren will have to sub¬stitute frequently. As per usualCapt. Gi.st will start at the centerpost, and this being his next to thelast cage game for the Maroon hewill probably endeavor to turn inone of the best performances of hisgreat career. Kaplan and Changnon(Continued on page 5) Charles Warner, Abbot of Black-friars, announces that the comingBlackfriar production is ready forlyrics and music. The contest startstoday and will run through March18th.Mimeographed outlines of thethemes for lyrics have been printedand those desirous of writing themusic may receive them in his of¬fice in Mitchell Tower. Starting to¬day and through next week Warnerwill be in his office after 2:30 andthose wanting information regardingBlackfriars may talk to him there.Staff Positions OpenMany Blackfriar staff departmentpositions are open. Sophomoreswanting admittance to the Order ofBlackfriars are urged to call atWarner’s office regarding these va¬cancies. The program departmentwants all tho.se interested to call atthe Blackfriar office today andTue.sday at 2:30.Winter CarnivalTickets (m Sale R^embers of Wilt's Class PresentAmerican Melc^raina by MackayeNorgrenites Leave for Second Minnesota TiltMAROON SQUADSEEKS SECONDBASKEmtl WINGophers Fight to KeepChicago Team InCellar Assistant Professor Napier Wilt’sEarly American Drama class willpresent a melodrama of 1880 bySteele Mackaye on Friday, March 8,at 8:30 in the Reynolds club thea¬tre..Members of the class are workingin co-operation with the dramaticassociation. The play which hasbeen selected by the class this year,was first produced in the MadisonSquare Garden theatre and ran forDR. C. E. JEFFERSONNEW YORK MINISTERLECTURES IN CHAPELDr. C. E. Jeffer.son, minister ofthe Broadway Tabernacle in NewYork, will talk on “What ReligionCan Do For Us” at the Religiousservices held today at noon in theUniversity chapel..According to Dean Gilkey, “Dr.Jefferson is one of the most influen¬tial ministers in America.” Hiswhole religious life has centered intwo churches, one in Chelsea, Mass,and the other on Broadway in New'York City.Dean Shailer Matthews of theDivinity school will share the serv¬ices with Dr. Jefferson on Sunday.The chapel council will meet onSunday evening at Dean Gilkey’shome for the third of a series ofdiscussions on religion. Acting-President Woodward will lead thediscussion. Tickets for the Intramural WinterCarnival will go on sale Mondayfrom 12 to 1 in the Mandel hall boxoffice, and will be sold at the samehour during the remainder of theweek. Tickets may also be secur.<Iat Woodworth’s, the UniversityBookstore, Ida Noyes, Reynoldsclub, and the various fraternityhouses, according to Glenn Hey-wood, chairman of the fraternitiescommittee of the Carnival. Ticketswill sell for fifty cents each.As a means of creating interestin the Carnival, sevei’al men will out¬line plans Monday night at fratern¬ity houses. Ray Murphy, HarryHagey, Minott Stickney, RussellWhitney, Arthur Abbott, CharlesWarner, Vin Libby, and (Henn Hey-wood have been selected to speak. ROREM SURVEYSCLINIC FINANCEC. Rufus Rorem, assistant deanof the School of Commerce and Ad¬ministration, has been engaged bythe committee on the cost of med.-ical care, with headquarters inWashington, D C., to carry on astudy in the relationship of hospitalfinancing to the public.The study will begin with an in¬vestigation of capital investmen'.s inhospitals and clinics, and lead to aconsideration of the relationship be¬tween financing for capital pur¬poses and and for current expendi¬tures.Members of the committee are .se¬lected from the American Medical(Continued on page 5) 486 consecutive performances, sopopular were the sob-story dramasin 1880.Russell C. Whitney, a member ofthe class, and president of the jointboard of the; dramatic association, isdirecting the play. The cast includes,Frances Dee, Cecil Denton, NormanEaton, Mary Foster, Russell Huber,Alan King, Marion Lipson, Pat Ma¬gee, Alice O’Toole, Alice Stinnettand John Tiernan. Fay Weinbergis the understudy for the women.Frances Dee, who has the titlerole, plays opposite Norman Eaton,who had a part in the settlement pro¬duction of BaiTie’s “Shall We Jointhe Ladies?” Pat Magee, who has acomedy part in the play, recenty ap¬peared in the Playfest.There will be no admission charge,all interested have been invited toattend.Y. W. DramatistsGive Barrie PlayCAMPUS APPROVESMAROON NIGHT AT“HELLO YOURSELF”INAUGURAL TALKTO BE BROADCAST ! cessful party.If ticket sales point to any meas¬ure of campus interest, the Univer¬sity night at “Hello Yourself,” cur¬rent musical comedy hit, shouldprove a decided success. A con¬stant stream of reservations hasbeen pouring into the office of TheDaily Maroon since the announce¬ment of the affair in these columnsto indicate that the arrangement hasmet with student approval.“The presence of Waring’s Penn¬sylvanians is a guarantee of worthwhile entertainment,” said RobertFisher who is managing the affair.“There still are a few good seatsleft, so do not hesitate to come inand file your reservations for a suc- “The Old Lady Sows Her Medals,”a play by James M. Barrie, will bepresented by the drama grroup of theY. W. C. A. on Thursday, March 7,at 4 in the Ida Noyes theatre. TheI! occasion of the play will be the lastj meeting of the association for theIquarter. The dramatic group was or¬ganized last year. The cabinets ofY. W. C. A. have not decided wiiet'\cror not they will be able to continuethis dramatic group in future years.The cast includes: Marion Adair,Helen Dyer, Betty Hill, Louise Kil-lie, Ruth Schonemann, and AliceStinnett. Mrs. Schaefer of the Semin¬ary Players Group, is directing theplay. Those who are assisting withbusiness and property are: CarolynApeland, Ellen Higby, Janice Smith,and Mary Scott.SEVEN NOMINEESFOR FEDERATIONMcLaughlin ContestTo Close May 1;Nets Prize of $50The David Blair McLaughlin es¬say prize of $50 will be awarded tothe writer of the best critical essayof not more than three thousandwords on some subject related to lit¬erature or the fine arts. The essaymust be typewi-itten and submittedto Dean C. S. Boucher befoi'e 4 onMay 1.This contest is restricted to stu¬dents credited with not more thaneighteen majors. Further details maybe secured from Professor J. R. Hul-bert. Secretary of the English depart¬ment. Radio will make it possible for ev¬eryone to hear the Hoover Inauguralprogram in the Reynold’s club thea¬tre from 10 till 4 on March 4. Forthe first time in the history of theUnited States a microphone in theSenate will let the outside world intothe audible scenes attending the in¬augural. The Undergraduate PoliticalScience club has arranged to receivethe progi'am to which everyone is in¬vited.BEG YOUR PARDONThe Daily Maroon wishes to cor¬rect an error made in yesterday’sstory of the Freshman class council.Lawrence Shinn is a member ofDelta Tau Delta and not AlphaSigma Phi and Sherman Shull isTau Kappa Epsilon instead of DeltaUpsilon. WOODDY DISCUSSESCHICAGO PRIMARIES“Democracy and the ModernCity: The Chicago Primary” will bethe subject of a public lecture tobe given by Assistant ProfessorCarroll H. Wooddy of the PoliticalScience department today at 6:45at the Art Institute.Professor Wooddy will first ex¬plain what the popular Americantheory of democracy is, and thenshow in what way this theory hasbeen broken down on many occas¬ions. The greatest part of the lec¬ture will concern the city where theidemocratic form of government isreaching a crisis. Grail CandidatesWrite Essays asFinal RequirementAs a last requirement for mem¬bership in the Order of Grail, eachcandidate will be required to writea short essay on some phase of Uni¬versity life, it was announced yes¬terday by Enos E. Troyer, president.Some of the suggested topics arefraternity life, classroom instruction,j extra-curricular activities, religious] and social life.The papers, which will be editedand put in finished form as a yearbook of the Order, are due on March8.Marjorie Tolman ToHead Tarpon GroupMarjorie Tolman was elected pres¬ident of Tarpon club, at the annualelections, held yesterday at IdaNoyes hall. Lillian Egerton jraselected Vice president, Ruth Ijee,Secretary, and Mary Ellen Tpnip-kins. Treasurer.The annual installation of officerswill be held March 8. Dinner willbe at 6:30; tickets for the affair ftreseventy-five cents. : Although the candidate's for officesof W. A. A. and Y. W. were announc¬ed last week, the nominees for thecouncil of Federation have just beendecided on.Catherine Scott and Mary Eliza¬beth Baldridge, seniors, and FrancesBlodgett, Lucia Downing, Ruth Earn-shaw, Charlotte Seamann, and JeanSearcy, juniors, are the candidates.The elections for these three or¬ganizations are to be held next Tues¬day in Ida Noyes hall. In order thatthe members may meet their can¬didates, there will be a “three way”tea for members and candidates Mon¬day afternoon from three-thirty tofive in the Y. W. room at Ida Noyeshall.CARNIVAL ENTRIESTO CLOSE TONIGHTEntries for the Fifth Annual In¬door Carnival sponsored by the ha-tramural Department close today.All team and individual entries mustbe in the hands of the departmentofficials before 5. Many team en¬tries have already been received.Becau.se of the addition of the 440,880, and standing broad jump tothis year’s program it is expectedthat points will be more evenly dis¬tributed among the fraternities andorganizations competing than hasbeer the case in the past. Otherthan the addition of these events,there has bee n no change in theschedule of track and field events. FIFTY APPEAR INFOURTH ANNUALMUSICAj^REVUECampus Women Star InSpeaking and DancingIn ^Slip-Slaps’• ■Tonight fifty women will rub onthe grease paint before the firstnotes of Jimmy Henschel’s orchestraopen the 1929 Mirror Revue, “Slip-Slaps” on Mandel stage. This fourthannual production is a satirical re¬vue of the campus, the city, andbetter yet—a satire of celebritiesof the stage and public life. Theshow promises to surpass those ofother years in that Assistant Profes¬sor Frank Hurburt O’Hara, who isdirecting the cast, Mrs. MarianneDurbrow Venable, who is leading thechorus, and Mr. Mack Evans, whois rehearsing the songs, have work¬ed harder than ever before to makethe production appear fast and clev¬er. Tickets for both performancestonight and Saturday are still avail¬able at the box office in Mandelcloister. The curtain is scheduledto rise at 8:15.Twelve Write SkitsSkits have been written by twelvedifferent authors. Florence Herz-man, John Howe, Marjorie Miller,George Morgenstern, Sterling North,Barratt O’Hara, Jr., Jack Pincus,Bertha Ten Eyck James Rich, DanielCatton Rich, Catherine Scott, CarolSimons and Martha Yaeger are theauthors. Ellen Hartman is stagemanager of the production, whileFlorence Herzman is productionmanager.Fifty Have PartsA large production staff has work¬ed on the costuming, scenery, andmusic since January 22, when thescript was chosen. Twenty-five wom¬en dance in the chorus, while another twenty-five have speakingparts.“The show is not in any sense ‘col¬legiate’ nor does it ape a profession¬al revue,” said Mr. O’Hara, “It isessentially a clever, fast, satire oflife, and above all, the Mirror Is areflection of the University wom-Graduate StudentsCompete for AnnualHarvard ScholarshipThe Harvard club of Chicago an¬nounces the beginning of competitionfor its annual scholarship award of$350 to a graduate student of anyIllinois university or college who de¬sires work in any department of Har¬vard university.The award will be based on the fin¬ancial need and the character of theapplicant. His scholastic record andcampus activities will be importantconsiderations.All inquiries from prospective ap¬plicants concerning the scholarship orany other subject connected withHarvard should be directed to Mr.Thomas H. Fisher, secretary of theclub, 134 S. LaSalle Street.New Freshman CouncilMeets Next MondayThe newly appointed Freshmancouncil will hold its initial meetingin Harper E. 41, at four o’clock,Monday, March 4. According to astatement issued by Charles Schmidtpresident of the class, attendance atthis meeting is compulsory to accep¬tance on the class council. Namesof the members were listed in yester¬day’s issue of the liarooB.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MARCH I, 1929Satlg Mar00nFOUNDED IN IMITHE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublithed morningB, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Antumo.Winter and Spring quartera by The Daily Maro^.i Company. Subscription ratesS8.00 per year ; by maii, J1.60 per year extra, ciingle copies, five cents each.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1908. at the post office at Chicago,Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.Th» Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffLOUIS H. ENGEL, JR., MANAGING EDITORROBERT W. FISHER, BUSINESS MANAGERHARRIET HARRIS, WOMAN’S EDITORHENRY D. FISHER, SPORTS EDITORVICTOR ROTERUS, CHAIRMAN EDITORIAL BOARDOFFICE—ROOM 16, 5831 University Avenue, LEXINGTON HALLTelephones: Midway 0800, Local 44, Hyde Park 9221MENCha. Ves H. Good News EMitorEMwin Levin News EditorRobert C. McCormack s_News ElditorLeon J. Baer Day EditorEdward G. Bastian Day EditorStanley M. Corbett Day EMitorNomrian R. Goldman Day EditorEdgar Greenwald Day EditorJohn H. Hardin Day EkiitorHenry C. Ripley Day EkiitorWOMENHarriet Hathaway Junior EditorRosalind Green Junior EkiitorJ. Aldean Gibboney Feature EditorFrances A. Blodgett Sophomore EditorMarjorie Cahill Sophomore EkiitorPearl Klein Sophomore EditorMarion E. Whits Sophomore EkiitorMargaret Elastman Senior ReporterAlice Torrey Society EMito.' SPORTS DEPARTMEN*!Albert Arkules Sophomore EkiitorMaurice Liebman Sophomore EditorJerome Strauss Sophomore EditorEknmarette Dawson Women’s EditorMarjorie Tolman..Associate Women's EMitorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTEarle M. Stocker _Advertising ManagerRobert Nicholson Circulation ManagerLouis Forbrich Circulation AssistantWilliam Kincheloe ....Circulation AssistantLee Loventhal Office ManagerRobert Mayer Downtown CopyFred Towsley Downtown CopyAbe Blinder Local CopyRobert Shapiro Local CopyTHE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate activityarid scholarship.2. Application of research principles and abolition of grades forrenior college students.3. Promotion of undergraduate interest in lectures, concerts,exhibits and other campus cultural influences.4. Erection of a field house.5. Adoption of a deferred fraternity and club rushing plan.6. Institution of a Reading Period plan.“SUP-SLAPS’’Every now and then something pops up to make life less dull onthe quadrangles. The Mirror s) ■>w, which takes the Mandel stagetonight and tomorrow night, is one of the most pleasant of thesepop-ups that occur annually. It is, as every campus-conscious in¬dividual knows, the vehicle by which the quadrangle babies eicposeto public scrutiny their endowments dramatic and protoplasmic,both of which, as the natives will again recognize as a fact, are re¬freshing to behold."Slip-Slaps,” we are told, is "another Frank O’Hara hit." Thatit’s so. “Slip-Slaps,” they reassure us, is that. The girls are sure-dance and sing. It could get by even at Boston, and you needn’thesitate to bring the children. It’s just some charming girls indulg¬ing in some good clean fun.And that is perhaps just what it should be, gay pleasantry.There’s enough heavy profoundity in the class-rooms without drag¬ging more of it on the stage. We’ve always thought that a girls’ showshould be graceful, polished and winning; Mr. O’Hara always seesit’s so. “Slip-Slaps,” they' reassure us, is that. The iris are sure¬footed, and have toned down their giggling until it’s really hardlynoticeable.We don’t know how large the cast is, but it took twelve au¬thors to write the show. We defy any professional producer, bar¬ring not even the extravagant Flo Ziegfield, to point out to us wherethey have specifically and numerically equalled or surpassed suchmobilized creational power. Every single author’s novel or play hasits bad spots, no matter how good the whole may be. By pickingthe cream of the output of twelve authors surely you are in a positionto eliminate many bad spots, and have, as a result, a production ofa consistently high standard. Thus, we were confident that "Slip-Slaps ” was bound to be good, even before those in the know told usso.The girls have slaved diligently and lengthily to make "Slip-Slaps” sparkling and palatable, and their efforts should be rewardedwith capacity audiences. There should be no question about join¬ing the ladies at Mandel hall either tonight or tomorrow night. OH!We have often wondered aboutI the Greatest State University; whyj it was there, and what it thought ofitself. But now we are enlightened,the keenly analytical editorial writ¬er on the Daily Illini bares all in oneof his latest gems:“Mr. Roberts (Kenneth L. Rob¬erts) who wrote ‘Smoldering Illini’in a recent issue of the SaturdayEvening Post is lambasting us forbeng too stupid to revolt. We pro¬test. The University is traininggood stolid American citizens—thetype the country wants the most—citizens who wall vote for and electsuch men as Coolidge and Hoover,and who will forever prate on theirvirtues.’’PATRONIZE THE DAILY MAROONADVERTISERS!BXBCimVRISBCHBTAIUALTlLADflNGSpecial College Cl«w arranged ao as sot to eon-flict with eutles* work. Enrollment Iknitrd tokiKbwhool irraduates or aqaivalent. 'loodncational.Mkone Stalt Ml /or partiwiinraICKCeC SCHOOt. 2as Hortk W akaDapt. D. ML CMKCAN YOU ROLUCK?If you can, joinThe MidwesternUniversity ToursSailing from Montreal in thenew Cunarders ANTONIAJune 2 I St or ATHENIA J une28th.Membership open to thestudents, faculty and Alumniof the Midwestern Universitiesand Colleges.You’ll visit France, Eng¬land, Belgium, 'Germany,Switzerland - - - 38 days spentin visiting the gayest . . mosthistoric, and picturesque pointsof interest in Europe.It will cost you $426. iTOfrom Montreal to Montreal or$489.45 from Chicago to Chi¬cago.Let the experience of themany Midwestern Universitypeople who traveled with usin 1928 be your guide in plan¬ning your 1929 Tours.For further iiifonnation<SEE LOCAL AGENTSTHE AMERICANEXPRESSCOMPANYCUNARDLINE346 N. Michq^an Ave.CHICAGO ILLINOIS This sale’s actuallywonderfulYou actually get*50 *60 *65suits atYou actually get*50 *60 *65overcoats atYou actually get the product ofthe best makers in this countryand England. Suits and overcoatsthat are hand-needled, perfectlystyled and in perfect taste. Youwill actually get a matchless value1 or 2-trouser suits - 4*piecegolf suitsovercoatsin all stylesMEN’S SUITS 2nd FL. YOUNOMEN’S 4th ^ OVERCOATS 6th FL.MAURICE LROTHSCHILDState at JacksonTYPEWRITERSHAVE YOU SEEN THE TYPEWRITERS ATWOODWORTH’S? REBUILTS PRICED $17.50 UP-INSTALLMENTS IF YOU DESIRE.1311 E. 57th St. \VOODV/ORXH^S Fairfax 2103THE DAILY:MAROON, FRIDAY, MARCH I. 1929 P^e ThreeTHE WEEKLY REVIEWNotes on Society and the Arts for the Well-Informed|ONTHEBOARD5|THIS THING CALLED LOVEAt the SelwynReviewed by Alden StevensThose who like drawing-roomcomedy of the gay nineties woulddo well to skip this article and justgo right down to the Woods. Theonly modern thing about this showis the costuming and it isn’t too hot.Thirty or forty years back thiswould have been considered'an aw¬fully jolly play, and might possiblyeven shock mildly the more propermembers of the audience, it wouldat least have been smart.The plot is dull, obvious and an¬tique. The dialogue is much thesame. There are laughs in it, ofcourse; and bright moments, butthese remarks can be made of anyplay. The story is of a man whomade millions in Peru and came backto New York and asked the firstgirl he met to marry him. The partof the millionaire is done nicelyby Minor Watson, who was such agood cowboy a couple of years agoin “Howdy King.’’ The girl is play¬ed by Violet Heming, who will bethirty-four a week from Sunday andlooks every minute of it. She doeswell for her age.She says she won’t marry him,but she will accept the position ofhis wife for twenty-five grand ayear and expenses. She gets thejob and is strictly imper.sonal forthree months, as is he. It is ofcourse not necessary to tell any onewhat happens after three months.Obviously they must fall in love witheach other and the manage is almostbroken up by “love’s two .playmatessuspicion and jealousy.’’ Of courseother things happen, affaires anddivorces and shooting and what-not,but none of these liven the play. Itis a nice play for nice folks andought to make a stunning talkie af¬ter it flops here.The big lesson which is taught bythis stupid play is chat marriage canbe successful only if love is left outof it entirely. Anyone who feelsthat this is a startingly accurate bitof philosophy had better see theplay, learn the details, and find thatit isn’t any such thing.Music In May“Music In May,’’ continues at theGreat Northern. The music, byEmile Berte of “Blossom Time’’fame and Maury Rubens, is delight¬ful from the opening chorus to thethird act finale, while the lyrics byJ. Kiern Brennan are far above theaverage The play is richly endowedwith a singing cast, the vocal prin¬cipals, including Gladys Baxter,Marion Marchante, Edith Scott, Mar¬jorie Leach, Greek Evans, BartlettSimmons; while the featured mem¬ber is Solly Ward, who has the chiefcomedy role. He has two capableaides in Charles Lawrence and Mar¬jorie Leach.A male student chorus of fiftydo some noteworthy singing in theirspecial song numbers, “Seidels’’ and“High! High! High!’’ Duets andsolos abound and the strains of “Un¬to Your Heart,’’ “Glory of Spring’’and “No Other Love Was Meant forMe’’ hang hauntingly in the air. Anadded musical feature is Smith’sstring ensemble with Rita Mario,composed of sixteen girls with vio¬lins, harps and cellos.The story of “Music In May’’(Continued on page 5) Sterling North, Captain Dean,Write Powerful Story in ‘‘ThePedro Corino,’* Published TodayBy Dexter MastersHoughton, Mifflin publishing com¬pany announces the appearance to¬day of “The Pedro Gorino,’’ the longawaited book by Captain Harry Deanand Sterling North, the latter a se¬nior at the University, a former ed¬itor of The Forge, and one of Amer¬ica’s promising young writers. Theappearance of “The Pedro Gorino,’’which is the life story of CaptainDean as written by himself and Mr.North, is significant. For, in addi¬tion to the inherent merit of thestory, and that is much, the book isthe first to be published by an un¬dergraduate at the University. Thenames of Glenway Wescott, Eliza¬beth Madox Roberts, George Dillon,MILLIKAN RELATESECLIPSE INCIDENTDr. Robert Millikan, discoverer ofthe cosmic ray, to whom the HollandSociety medal was awarded is ac¬credited with the narration of astory involving one of the Univers¬ity’s professors.“A scientific expedition from theUniversity of Chicago,’’ he said,“was sent to one of the Southern.States to study an eclipse of thesun, and the day before the eclipse,the expedition’s leader said to theold colored man who cooked for him:“ ‘Hannibal, if you watch yourchickens tomorrow morning, you willfind that they’ll go to roost at 10o’clock.’“Hannibal chuckled;'he thoughthe was being kidded; but at 10 thenext morning, sure enough, dayturned to night, and all the chick¬ens roosted.“Hannibal in great awe looked upat the professor.“ ‘Perfessor,’ he said, ‘how longago you know them dem chickens goto roost?’’“ ‘About a year ago. Why?’“ ‘If dat don’ beat all!’’ said Han¬nibal. ‘Perfessor, a year ago demchickens wasn’t even hatched’.’’Floating UniversityTo Confer DegreesA precedent in the history ofAmerican education will be set whenthe Floating University, having re¬vised its charter, will confer regularacademic degrees aboard the ship,beginning with the college year1929-30.Programs of study offered lead todegrees of B. A., M. A., and B. W.A. The latter. Bachelor of WorldAffairs, a new degree not elsewhereconferred, is indicative of trainingin History, Government, Economicsand Sociology on a world wide scale.For this degree the student mayeither take the entire four yearswith the Floating University or hav¬ing spent the first two years in aland college, take the last two yearsof intensive study in the World Af¬fairs division of the Floating Uni¬versity.The curriculum of this uniqueschool has been given an enthusi¬astic reception by both Americanand foreign educators. Jessica North, who is Sterling’s sis¬ter, and the rest of the University’sliterary famous, have a new mem¬ber added to their group; and Mr.North is making his debut, whichyou’ll agree is a good one when youhave read the book, as an undergrad¬uate. It’s a hopeful thing to thinkon.As Mr. North says in his preface,he first met Captain Dean last Marchheard the story of his life from him,and was promptly and completelywon over, by “this fascinating gen¬tleman with skin the color of Guineagold, who always carried a copy ofHorace in his pocket.’’ CaptainDean agreed to Mr. North’s proposalto write his life; the two of themcollaborated on it. Captain Dean re¬miniscing, recalling, '‘'alking, Mr.North listening, arranging, writing.The result is the story of a life richbeyond belief, a life in which hardaction, subtlety, acute philosophy,and poetic vision play upon eachpage. And Mr. North has treatedthis life with fine sympathy.Captain Dean’s life was dominatedby his sincere desire to found anEmpire for the negro race in AfricaEthiopia, he called it, and his at¬tempts to gain his goal occupied thnmajor part of his life. Back andforth between the ports of Africa,Captain Dean sailed ihs ship, thePedro Gorino; up^ and down andacross Africa Captain Dean foughtand matched wits with contestantsof every kind; through the BoerWar, through intrigue and malice hepursued always this passion; and fi¬nally, his tremendous spirit all butbroken, his hopes shattered by insur¬mountable forces, his ship captured,and accused by England of trying togain control of all Africa, he left.Only a profound philosophy couldhave saved Captain Dean against allthis, and he had that philosophy. Hestalks through the pages, a gigan‘.icfigure; the friend of Joseph ConradCecil Rhodes, Milner and a host ofothers, he leaves Africa disillusioned,bitter, his Empire forever lost tohim . This is a tragic story, and abeautiful one. Its appeal is almostpoetic in its intensity and sincerity.And, w'hatever else it is, it is thestory of a truly great man. EXHIBIT ART WORKSAT CENTENNIAL FAIRRepresentative pieces of Europe’smost notable art treasures will beplaced on exhibition at the ChicagoCentennial celebration to be held in1933, according to an announce¬ment made by Dr. Robert B. Harshe,director of the Art Institute of Chi¬cago.Dr. Harshe, who sails for Spainon May 25, will spend the summervisiting all the countries of Europe,and interviewing directors and cur¬ators of the leading galleries, ac¬quainting them with the fine artsplans for the fair and persuadingthem to make anjOarly start in group¬ing together collections which aremost desirable.Architecturally, the keynote ofthe World’s fair will be verticality.Harnay Wiley Corbett, architect, hassaid “Verticality is always a rela¬tive thing. We may not have any¬thing in this fair over 500 feet high,but we will try to create a sense ofverticality more intriguing than cre-(Continued on page 5)REPE.\T KEDROFFSONG IN CHAPEL Eastman, ClassesCompile Book ofReligious DramaSUSKINDBy Ten Eyck Van DeusenWeep, 0 weep for SuskindAnd the wonder that teas hers.For who could help hut love hheQtieenSave blood of Oritinders?Suskind! The pagan Queen of old—Of the hidden children, Qween!The glory of the ancient daysJn man’s oxvn vision seen.Aye — ive must weep for SuskindAs man has ever weptFor all the wonder of the dreamsThat tore him as he slept—Mourn—and raise a dirge for Sus¬kindOur love that can’t be kept. “A Song of India’’ which evokedsuch appreciation at the KedroffQuartet concert will be featured onthe regular organ concert by WalterBlodgett in the Chapel today at 5.The famous excerpt from Rimsky-Korsakoff’s opera has remainedamong the most popular of moderncompositions.Other selections on today’s pro¬gram include the Sonata in C Mirrorby Guilmant, the Pastorale by PaulPierne and Ca*i\ce Heroique byBonnet.The concerts throughout theweek were marked by a predomin¬ance of the master John SebastianBach.Schuman, Mendelsohn . . . the lo¬cal composers, Sowerby and DeLa-marter, , . . Schubert, Tschaikow-sky, whose Adante Cantabile fromthe String Quartet, which was play¬ed last week by the Chicago Sym¬phony orchestra, was repeated.Publish Fairy TaleBy Roumanian QueenQueen Marie, whose visit to thecampus was so widely heralded lastyear, has written a book!A “modern fairy tale’’ by HerMajesty, Queen Marie of Roumania—called THE MAGIC DOLL ofROUMANIA and written expresslyfor American children—^will be pub¬lished by Frederick A. Stokes Com¬pany early next fall. It is the storyof a little American girl who is mag¬ically transported to Roumania,there to learn how Roumanian chil¬dren live. One of its most success¬ful features is said t<^ be QueenMarie’s achievement in bringing outthe interests that are common to thechildren of both countries—notmerely the inevitable differences inappearance, dress, play, interestsand manner of living.The Queen’s avowed object inwriting this modc:*n fairy tale,which, she says, really grew out ofher interest in America, has been tostrengthen the friendship betweenthe children of the two countries. Sara PerlinNot only sociology, economics,and the other social sciences are con¬cerning themselves with the work o'*onnging beauty into common life,but religion is taking its turn. Doc¬tor Fred Eastman, Professor of Re-ligiou.^ Literature and Drama in Chi¬cago Theological Seminary, and hisstudents, have created new religiousdramas and collected the best ofthose already written in a book call¬ed “Modern Religious Dramas.”For this book eleven plays andtwo pageants were chosen out of^several hundred that were presentedfor consideration. The examinationand choice of the plays were basednot only on the quality of the tech¬nique, but also with a view to theequipment and talent available inthe average community church.The plays and pageants whichwere accepted passed a rigorous ex¬amination, for the tests were longand hard. Some of the most im¬portant questions asked were “Is theplay interesting? Does it hold theinterest of an audience? do charac¬ters live, and is the dialogue nat¬ural? Does the plot involve strongsituations, conflict, climax and a sat¬isfactory solution?” The final im¬portant point considered was the ef¬fect upon the audience.Professor Eastman has selectedplays with the hope of putting dramato the task of presenting artisticallythe everyday struggles of the hu¬man soul.Those plays already producedhave shown strikingly the ability ofreligious drama to enter more mod¬ern spirit and activities, and to helpin the renaissance of a barely palpit¬ating art that has been weigheddown by choral monotonies andstained glass mysteries. Life andhope and honest-to-God virtues willprobably be made far more under¬standable by means of this new at¬tempt to “find God in the natural or¬der.” Religrious leaders have longhoped for a humanizing art of thissort in which actual spiritual strug¬gles are portrayed without any ab¬struse symbolism. OFF THE PRESS |No, th>« potential locomotivewhistle is not Mr. Henschel’s chieftooter. This charming portrait ismerely a reminder that tonight thefootlights flash for our women’s lit¬tle show — “Slip-Slaps.” See youthere! “SHANTY IRISH”By Jim TullyReviewed by James T. Farrell“^“Shanty Irish” by Jim Tully ismaterial for a great, drippingly poig^nant novel. It deals with three gen¬erations of the author’s relatives,crude, physical people whose livesare made keen b^ pain, and misery,who fight and drink, and love andtalk and joke in an unsubtle fashion.As a work of art, the book fails.Tully lacks the power, the intensityof vision, the subtlety of feeling totransform this raw, crude stuff intosomething on a higher artistic level.A comparison with a similar novelillustrates this, “The Grandmothers”by Glen way Wescott. Wescotttakes analgous material, and evokesnot only characters, but a completeatmosphere. Think for example,what Wescott could have done withsuch a chapter as a “Rendezvousfor Beggars,” which remains inShanty Irish” but a melodramaticincident somewhat in the manner of“Toledo Slim.”Tully is at best a surface realist.He can depict action with a brusqueclarity, and he has a formula forbuilding up plausible saloon andjungle dialogue. Against this mustbe weighed his sentimentality, hismelodrama, and his anti-social atti-tudinazation, which is masked by asavage and staccatoed crudeness ofstyle, and a barbarity of subject.His feeling for character is uncer¬tain. He reminds one of an amateurfisherman throwing out numerouslines, half of which are drawn inwith weeds or empty hooks: in asimilar fashion he throws,out wordsto catch quirks of character, as of¬ten as not failing. In none of hisnovels, has he created a completeconsistent and plausible character.The sketchiness of “Emmett Lawler”and the hero-i^'orshipping sentimen¬tality of “Jarnegan” seem rooted !nthe man’s writing. ^ Hughie Tullylooms most complete in his latestwork. However, one cannot acceptHughie after the half-probable inci¬dent of the saloon, where Hughie issupposed to have drunk a wanderinghobo under the table after hours ofdrinking.“Shanty Irish” is good stuff forreaders who are chained to ocicesand classrooms. It is no better writ¬ten than “Circus Parade,” and pos¬sesses nothing as powerful as theerotic visions of Jarnegan, whichare undoubtedly the best that Tullyhas w’ritten. The obviousness of con¬ception of “Circus Parade” is againrepeated, and will fool the Tullyidolaters, just as it has. He con¬tinues to call ditch diggers, “diggersof ditches,” and horse-thieves, menwho stole horses. At times, the bookcharms and amuses. The incidentof Cullen is touching; and the con¬clusion is consistent as well as fas¬cinatingly whimsical. The toper,drirk.ng over Hughie’s grave, guz¬zling one for himself and pouringone over, where he imagines his dearjal’s head to be resting; remainswith the reader after the oth«r char¬acters and incidents have faded intothe statements of Mr. Mencken, (whoseems to oscilate from sound andsane criticism to obvious log-rolling)ranking Tully with the Russians,“brilliantly realistic” and poetic.TYPEWRITERSBEAUTIFUL COLORED PORTABLES IN ALLMAKES. YOU MAY RENT AT WOODWORTH’SAND APPLY RENT TOWARD PURCHASE.1311 E. 57th St. WOODWORTH’S Fairfax 2103Page Foor THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MARCH J.4929D.U.D0WNSA.T.0.IN HARD FOUGHTl-M CAGE BATTIED. U/s Atone forYear’s Defeat byClose Win LastBy Albert ArkulesA championship team went downto defeat last night and the teamthat beat them was Delta Upsilon.One year ago Delta Upsilon was de¬fending the championship and theA T. O.’s magnificent challenge re¬sulted in a 12-11 victory. Last nightthe Fates turned the table on A.T. O., and once again a challengingteam dethroned the champions, onlyit was sweet revenge for the D. U.crew.Score CloseThe score was 13-11. and only aminute and a half before the finalwhistle, A. T. 0. led 11-10 In afierce scrimmage around the D. U.backboard. Jerry Dorough managedto extricate the ball out of a tangleof legs and hands. With men allaround nim and almost pushed downby the weight of oncoming oppon¬ents, he made one last overhandheave for the basket. The ball cir¬cled the rim several times and thensank tiirough. A new championshipteam was in the making.Both teams played superb bas¬ketball. Their guarding was prac¬tically impregnable and numerousshots weie broken up by the air¬tight defense exhibited by both quin¬tets. The A. T. O. quintet used adelayed offense in effective fashion,playing the ball safe and ‘breaking’for the basket when Hurst or Bon-nem shook themselves free fromtheir opponents.Bleeker and Hurst were the highpoint men, both sinking three bas- Mr. Paul H. Harmon, 4:30, RickettsSouth 14.Die Deutsche Gesellschaft, 4, IdaIda Noyes hall.Public Lecture (Downtown), “De¬mocracy and the Modern City; theChicago Primary.” Assistant Profes¬sor Cari'oll Woody of the PoliticalScience department, 6:45, The ArtInstitute.SaturdayMeetings of the University RulingBodies: Board of Student Organiza¬tions, Publications, and Exhibitions.10, Cobb 115. Executive Board ofthe Colleges of Arts, Literature, andScience. 11, Cobb 203.Coach D. L. Hoffer is busy pre¬paring to capture another Big TenGymnastic championship at theConference Meet. Radio lectures: “Elementary Gei*-man.” Mr. William Kurath, De¬partment of German. 11, StationWMAQ. “Elementary Spanish.” Mr.Howard Bechtolt, Calumet SeniorHigh School. 1, Station WMAQ.kets Heywood sank two baskets,Dorough one, and Schneberger ac¬counted for a free throw. Bonnemmade the only other baset for A.T. 0., Murphy sinking two freethrows, and Hurst one, in additionto his three baskets.Results of the other semi-finalmatches:Macs, 30; Gamma Alpha, 10.Beta Theta Pi, 10; Alpha DeltaPhi, 13.Phi Kappa Sigma, 22; Tau DeltaPhi, 8.OFFICIAL NOTICESFriday, March 1Radio Lecture. “American Liter¬ature,” Professor Percy H. Boyn¬ton of the English department, 8 a.a. Station W’MAQ.The Parasitology Journal club,“Literature on Kala Azar for 1928,” "The Buslint: College with oUniversity Atmosphere"Prepare for a businesf career atthe only Busineti Col lege in iheWeatwhich requires every student to be atleast a 4.year High School graduate.Beginning on the hrstof April, July,October, and January, wa conduct aspecial, complete, intensive, thr««>meatha* court* in stenographywhich is open toC«ll«ge Gradoatos aadUndorgraduatM OaljrEnrollments for this course must bemade before the opening day—pref*erably some time in advance, to besure of a place in the class.Stenography opens the way to inde¬pendence, and is a very great help inany position in life. The ability totake shorthand notes of lectures,sermons, conversation, and in manyother situations is a great asset.Bulletin on request.No Solicitors EmployedPAUL MOSER. J. D. Ph. B., President116 South Michigan Avenue12th FloorRandolph 4347 Chicago, IllinoisIn the Dey School GirlsOnly ore Enrolled<3404 B) a ovc#>8MILLBONA DAY/ IT WON’T BE. LONGNOW. AND THE PAUSETHAT'S COMING MAYNOT BE SO REFRESH¬ING AS SOME OTHERSWE KNOW OF.The moral is to avoid situationswhere it is impossible to pauseand refresh yourself — becausewhenever you can't is when youmost wish you could. Fortu¬nately, in notmal affairs there’salways a soda fountain or refresh¬ment stand around the cornerfrom anywhere with plenty ofice-cold Coca-Cola ready. Andevery day in the year 8 millionpeople stop a minute, refresh them¬selves with this pure drink ofnatural flavors and are off againwith the zest of a fresh start.Um Coca-Cola Co., Atlanu, Ca.YOU CAN’T BEAT THEPAUSE THAT REFRESHESIT HAD TO BE GOOD T O GET WHERE I T co-tI sspring /“New Togs for Spring”Our selection in spring clothes is now very complete. We areoffering the University man the style trend in spring clothes—^rich, »firm finished, long wearing fabrics in conservative piatterns. Theseexcellent fabrics, in shading of tan, brown and grey, come in neatpatterns, neat stripjes, and diagonal weaves—mostly.May we show them to you while our stock is complete so thatyou may take advantage of the wide selection?WINTERS MEN’S SHOP1357 East S5th StreetART WINTER TEX GORDON(Maroon Squad SeeksSecond BasketballWin(Continued from page 1)will occupy the forward positions atthe start, with Yates coming in earlyIn the tilt. At the g^iards Nels Nor-gren will probably start Fish andAbbott, but Crawford and Blattburgwill be relied upon to do their sharelater in the grame.Maroons DetorminedThe squad will leave early thisevening anl probably land in thetwin cities early tomorrow. Speak¬ing frankly, the tilt will be an ex¬cellent one because it is the lasttilt that the Maroons have a chanceof winning this year, the Badgergame being as good as lost right now.The teams are evenly matched andwhat advantage the Maroons havewill be negratived by the fact thatthe game will be played on theGopher's home floor. It is the nextto the last game for ‘'Bob” Kaplan, this year's baseball captain, and Vir¬gil Gist, the present cage leader.The Minnesota live will rely ontheir fast breaking cut in plays toscore points. This type of play hadthe Maroons on the run at first, butthe Norgrenites came back in thesecond half to stop them dead, theGophers only ringing up three fieldgoals. Norgren has been re-emjh.a-sizing this defense for the past weekand the Maroon team ought to beable to keep their opponents inhand. The team has also workedon some new offensive formationsand ought to make a lot of troublefor the Minnesota guards.EXHIBIT ART WORKS ATCENTENNIAL FAIR(Continued from page 3)ated by the skyscrapers of Chicago,climbing into the air just as far aswe can so that the dominant note ofthis fair will be vertical.”An open air exhibit of sculpture,and a flower g^arden are alsoplanned. Rorem SurveysClinic Finance(Continued from page 1)Association, the American HospitalAssociation, Public Health depait-ments. Community Chests and Coun¬cils, and other associations interest¬ed in medical care. Mr. Rorem'sstudy is one of a group included ina “five year prog^'am” outlined in1928 when the committee wasformed.ON THE BOARDS(Continued from page 3)deals with a Prince falling in lovewith the daughter of a purveyor ofumbrellas and sunshades, and aftermany difficulties, told in an almostcontinuous flow of stirring music,their romance ends happily.A group of Chester Hale Giris inattractive dances add to the dazzlingpicture of bewildering costumes andgorgeous scenic settings.Your tight hat won’t interferewith the right glassesThe SNUG FIT of the new cloche abso¬lutely dictates White Gold rimless glasseswhich don’t bind or cut at the templesor the ears. For street wear, White Goldoxfords are equally smart and for somewomen even more becoming. Shell nmshave their proper place—ic r quiet read¬ing or sewing indoors, where a studiouslook is altogether appropriate.The new White Gold glassescombine the delicacy of fine jewelrywith the style requirements of today.Your optical specialist has them in avariety of attractive styles..For true white gold rimless glasses“Manufacturing Opticians and Optometrists.”1225 EAST SIXTY-THIRD STREETfust Across The Midway’ 01927 THE STORE FOR MENMARSHALL FIELD& COMPANYTHE TOPCOAT-for Spring is smartlystyled by Tbe Store forM.en. Camel’s liair andllama are quite popular.Tke greatest selection at$50 we Lave ever ex¬hibited — in uU fabrics.Fourth FloorTHE SUIT-Tbe Bowl for1020 shows what the CollegejMLan will wear. Two or threebuttons and a semi-loose back.Ideal for the campus — just assmart for every informal occasioniThey are priced from $40 to $65.You’ll find the $50 model an ex¬ceptional value worth considering IThird FloorTwo-trouser iSuits at $501 Spring fabrics • • •new patterns • • • exceptional values. Men onuniversity campuses greatly appreciate tkesecorrect clotLes^ made to wear, of fine worstedmaterials • • • and kere is a great opportunityto ckoose from a very wide selection out of newmerckandise • • • and purchase your newsuit for Taster and Spring wear now • • at ^50Third floor■Spring Definitely MeansEaster^and Easter Meansa N ew Suit and Topcoat!liasaMaiaiMroMilf *age Six THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY. MARCH 1. 1929possibly there is happiness even insorrow ... in the Spring . . .The Basque.To an Old SweetheartYou and I were once in love.And then we parted . . .You went your way; I went mine . .And we Ijire tried to forget.But we hare failed in our endeavors.The more we try to forget, the moreDo we discover that there arememoriesFar too beautiful to threw away . . .And we are both keeping thoseMemories hidden in our hearts . . .While a little voice cries outA cry of stifled loveSacrificed because of pride,And both of us are deafTo its piercing cry ....Will we regret when it is too late?That little voice of loveCannot be silenced forever . . .Del.And our Springtime Poetry Con¬test is coming right along, and weare trying to secure the cleverestlil* thing for the winner; you’d besuirprised if you knew what it was. . . But in all sincerity get goingand let’s have all those things j ou’rewriting in that lecture course ofyours or out -in the back yard. The TragedyThere was no setting . . .It was the simple abode of a studentSteeped with the show of knowledgeThat never availed itself beyondtheory,Remained in closed pages.The character was the student him¬selfImmersed, not absorbed in theMurks of the sluggish stream oftime . . .The hour was daybreakOr soon before the rising of thefog.Which better had stayed foreveiAnd hidden the heart-breaking tale.The climax was the deed itself,Which calls for no explanation.There were the setting, the char¬acter,The time, and all . . .As to the action?There was none.This was the tragedy.Gervaise.“After all, people are darn niceanyhoo”CHARLEY THE SPANIARDThe Uneventful CloistersO how I hate the sleepy knowledgeWhich dull-sensed Ph. D.’s inject.I recall few notes of the old desireThat sang in me, to be in college.In the stir of my time I am afireTo strike the ram of my intellectAgainst more academic problems.La Brassiere. PATRONIZE THE DAILY MAROONADVERTISERS!Spring NiteRemember that nite a couple ofdays ago . . . that warm, sweet-scented nite . . .? I took a walkthru Jackson Park . . and the lightsglimmered in the soft stillness . . ,Over there across the bridge sat agirl . . . all in black . . . and she wascrying ... She made me think thatUniversity Drug Co.61st and EllisLUNCHEON SERVEDReal Home Made FoodServed as You Like It.We Deliver Fairfax 4800 Smoker ‘U”AwaitingLoved OneJamesburg, N. J.,December 2,1927Jest a-sittin*, smokin’ EdgeworthAn’ a-thinkin’, dear of you;An' a candle’s burnin’ brightly.An’ it says your love is true.For the days are long, of waitin’.An’ thf nights are longer still.An’ sometimes (always smokin’)I pick up this old quill—An’ try to write some poetryTo tell you of my love.As poetry it ain’t much good.But—holy days above—It’s jest the best I can, an’ soYou’ll find me, when I’m through.Jest a-sittin’, smokin’ Edgeworth,An’ a-thinkin’, dear, of you.“J»»EdgeworthExtra High GradeSmoking TobaccoJerrems SaleEnds SaturdaySuits with Extra Trousers orKnickers for the Price ofthe Suit Alone65 »75 *85 andupTAILORED TO YOUR INDIVIDUAL MEASUREEvery yard of Jerrems fine importedwoolens included — haindsome Wor¬steds, Flannels, Bannockburns, Lea-royds, Shetlands, Scotch Tweedsand NEW Spring importationsENGUSH TOPCOATS AND RAGLANSAT SALE PRICESFormal, Business and Sport Wear Clothes7 North LaSalle Street 71 East Monroe Street324 South Michigan Avenue14C-142 South Clark Street, Near Adams225 North Wabash Avenue at Wacker Drive hm ®o DrahtitHyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Woodlaws Avu.Norris L. TibbettsMinisterSUNDAY, MARCH 311 a. m.—College Qasses.11:00 a. m.—Morning Worship.Young Peoples Church Club.6:00 p. rh.—Tea and Social Hour7:00 p. m.—Discussion Groupa.8:00—Evening worship plannedby young people.8:45 p. m.—The Home Party.CHICAGO ETHICALSOCIETYA non-sectarian, religious societyto foster the knowledge, love andpractice of the right.THE STUDEBAKER THEATRE418 S. Michigan AvenueSUNDAY, MARCH 311 A. M.Dr. Horace J. Bridgeswill speak on“/’resident Hoover and HisProblems”Service broadcast by WCFLWave Length, 309.1 meters,970 kc.All seats free. Visitors cordiallywelcome.Hyde Park Pretbjrter-ian ChinrdiRalph Marshall DavisMinister.Blackstone Ave. and 53rd St.10:00 a. m.—Church School.11:00 a. m,—Morning Worship.5:30 p. m.—Young People’s So¬ciety Tea6:30 p. m.—Young People’s So¬ciety Meeting8:00 p, m.—Evensong anb 57th StreetOon O^den Oocjt -- ministerSUNDAY, MARCH 3I A. M.—Professor Clayton R. Bowen.6 P. M.—Mr. Hoag, “The Spirit of Science."Hyde Park Congrega-ticmal ChurchDorchester Ave. and 56th 9t.WILLIS LAITEN GOLDSMITH,MinisterSUNDAY, MARCH 310 a. m.—Forum on Christianityand Industry led by Dr. Jas.Mullenbach.i 1 o’clock— Morning Worship.“Loving and Being Loved.”6 p. m.—Scrooby Club for YoungPeople,Interesting Entertainment.7:45 p. m.—Evening service inDev'hurst Hall.Moving Pictures, “The An¬cient Mariner.”University students invited. WATCHTHECHURCHADSGOINGT OCHURCHI SGOOD FOR YOU EPISCOPALChrut ChurchWoodlawn at 65thThe REV. FRANCIS R. NITCHIE7:*»() a. Ill.— Holv Coniniuninii.9:30 a. ni.—Church School.11:00 a. 111.—Holy Eucharist orMatins and Sermon.5:30 p. ni.— Evensong. Address..Ml students are welcome. Dailyservices.The Church ofThe RedeemerSflh and Klatlu4onaf.SV. JOHN HENKY HOf KINS. D. U.,I niversity Student Pastor:Rev. W. C. DownerAssistantSunday: Holy Communion, 8 a.m.and, (except 3rd Sundays) at 9:15a. Ill., also with sermon at 11 a. m.Choral Evensong and sermon,7:30 p. in.Confirmation lecture for adults4 p, m., Sundays.Students esperiallv welcome.Daily chapel services.St. Paul's ChurchStta and Oo»ebwt«rFariah OflTica: 4946 Doreheatar Avanu*Ttl. Oakland tlUREV. GEORGE H. THOMASRev. Frank R. MyersRev. Otis C. JacksonSunday ServicaaHoly Communion, 8:00 «. m.Church School Service, 9:80 a. m.Morning Service, 11:00 a. m.Evening Service, 5 p. m.Young Peoplea’ Society, 6 p. m.WoodlawB Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchWooellawn Avenoe at 64th StGILBERT S. COX. PastorSUNDAY, MARCH 39:45—Sunday School.Morning 11 o’clock—‘The Glory of the Cross.”5:30 P. M.—Epwortii League.7:45 P. M.—“The Peril of Respectability.”Students will find a most cordial welcome. UNIVERSITY CHURCH OF DISCIPLES57th and UniversityMinister: Edward Scribner AmesBasil F. Wise, Director of Music and EducationSUNDAY, MARCH 3Sermon: I 1 A. M.—‘‘Religion As the Enrichment of LifeThrough Elxperience of Achievement."Wranglers 5:30 P. M.—Mr. Fred Henderson will speak on“Recreation.*'