- ^'^■T .. ■;> ^ ' ■ ■illaroon 1 ^opiFreshman elect offi¬cers tomorrow.LVol28. No. 65.Editor's Note: As an editor's notewe hare half a notion to run theATHENAEUMnote to the editor that accompaniedthis unusual column. We wish asnice notes might accompany everycontribution. The sum and sub¬stance of this one was that the au¬thor pleaded guilty to typical fresh¬man naivete. It seems as though theAuthor attended the recent lectureof Mr. Louis Untermeyer, and wasquite thrilled by the event. Readingthe review of the lecture the nextday in the Maroon, she was com¬pletely disillusioned. This, she claimsis her valedictory. She is not partic¬ular about claiming authoring andallows us the privilege of attributingthe elegy to the Queen of England.Well, we're not proud either.A FRESHMAN’S PRAYERBy the Queen of EnglandA Freshman I am, young and re¬ceptive and eager, with a backgrroundof cultchaw astoundingly meagre.Holy Ifuse, Mighty Force, DeathlessOne: Erudition, (to worship theehere has become a tradition), per¬formIf thou canst a most merciful mis¬sion: speed the sand through theglaas and perfect me a wise Senior.I'll view men with critical eyes; ju¬diciously outline their faults (theyare many); with pain scan theirMight have been. I shall hear,for example, a critic and poet in awhite evening vest and a black eve¬ning coat. (Mr. Untermeyer’s nameonly rhymes with expire, or hire, or,as a last resource, admire).With his first word I'll calmly lockup in my tight little card file theterm “superficially bright" (I’m aSenior), then sit back serene in myskin to explode him and wait for myvictim to fin my highExpectations. We'II do it nodoubt. “Mind in its own place" canput reason to route. “Now jazz isthe only true music" says he. Whyhere is a creed most too modemfor roe! “The King’s English, thoughbeautifuFsPractically dead. Here’s American,new and expressive instead. It echoesour speed, emphasizes our vim, flat¬ters Father EflTiciency (afi praise tohim)." And this from his Tips with¬out insight ril takeAs his gospel. Oh dear how 'twillmake my head ache with its hardshallow brightness. Til laugh for awhile then go home to read some¬thing more surely my style—moregenuine—probably Edna Millay.'Twill not hurt my pride in theleast to display such vast unacquaint¬ance with classical glory as to putFrost and Noyes into that categorywhile consigning the skill of myvictim, at parody, tp the bottomless.Depths of the limbo of where? 0de.... ar and I come to the point ofmy tale: As an innocent FreshmanI'd seek to impale on the points ofmy intellect all sorts cf meaning. Inhis light-hearted jesting I’dFathom a leaning toward satire.In spite of his eulogy loud of thenew there appears a slight hazycloud of dire inconstancy which hasno excuse when he takes off the mod¬erns in “Old Mother Goose up toDate,"But of irony. .Again when hereads from his own subtle poems,there’s something which leads me tofeel that the deep thinking author(Continued on page 2); UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 19, 1929. Price Five CentsCALL MEN FOR DORM DISCUSSIONCouncil Announces Program of Kedroff SingersOPEN INSTITUTEOF POLITICS INIDA NOYES HALLMembers of EconomicsDepartment SpeakAt Meeting Quartet PresentsOld Volga Songs,Russian FolktunesPowers (if indeed they have any).Then they’re greater than I, I shallnever admit. To do so would tninmy jig-saw-edged wit, lacking vari¬ous teeth to make it the keen cut¬ting thing that a well temperedknife A three day Institute of Politicswill open today at Ida Noyes hallunder the auspices of the Illinoisand Cook County League of WomenVoters. Several hundred leaguemembers and representatives ofwomen’s clubs from Chicago anddownstate are expected by MissBertha Bidwell, president of the Il¬linois League to attend the Institute.Speakers for the first day will bedrawn largely from the politicalscience and economics departmentsof the University. J. E. Leland, re¬search professor in taxation, Willlead the discussion of the taxationquestion in Illinois with a discussionof the inequalities and defects of thepresent taxation system in the state,and Harold Gosnell, assistant profes-.sor of political science, in charge ofthe ro**nd table on legislative pro¬posals, will discuss the merits of theMa.s.sachusetts ballot.The afternoon sesion will be de¬voted to the research aspects of asocial program, with Prof. LeonardD. White, executive secretary of theUniversity’s Local Community Re¬search Committee; Miss SophonisbaP. Breckinridge, professor of socialeconomy; Mrs. Kenneth F. Rich, di¬rector, Immigrants’ ProtectiveLeague, and Spencer D. Parratt ofthe Local Community Research Com¬mittee, as speakers.Following a dinner at the HydePark Baptist church, there will bean evening session in the churchrooms, at which Dean W. B. Philipof Bradley Polytechnic Institute andCharles E. Merriam, chairman of thedepartment of political science, willdiscuss the city-Btate relations. Russian folk-songs and old religi¬ous hymns share the program withTschaikowsky’s famous compositionstomorrow night when the Kedroffquartet makes its appearance in theUniversity chapel. Announcement ofthe repertoire was made yesterdayby the Undergraduate Council, un¬der whose auspices the quartet isvisiting the University.Divided Into Four GroupsThe program, divided i^to fouigroups of songs, is as follows; Re¬ligious compositions: “Behold, BlessYe the Lord,” Ippclitov-Ivanov; “TheIxird’s Prayer,” N. Kedroff; “PraiseYe the Lord," Fateiev; “The EasterCanticles,” N. Kedroff.Russian folksongs; “Ilia Muro-metz,” arranged by N. Kedroff; “Rise,Thou, Red Sun, An old Volge song,arranged by Moussorgsky; “CradleSong,” arranged by Liadov; and“Glory," arranged by N. Kedroff.Tschaikowsky's CompositionsThe third group^ composed entirelyof Tschaiwoksky’s compositions: “AIjcgend,” “In the Spring,” “CradleSong,” and “Greeting Song.” Thefirst three selections arc drawn fromthe composer’s cycl^ of children’ssongs and have been arranged by N.Kedroff.The last group, Russian folk¬songs, is as follows:“In the Captivity of the Tartars,”a fourteenth century ballad, ar¬ranged by N. Kedroff; “The Bells ofNovgorod,” arranged by Karnovitch;“Georgian Cradle Song," arranged byTcherepnin; and “How White Is theSnow,” arranged by Schiglev.Maguire ExplainsAMermanic LawsTo Poll Sci Club DEWEY STARTSLECTURE SERIESFred G. Maguire, chairman of theBoard of Election Commissioners,will talk to students of political sci¬ence at 4:30 in Harper Mil. Hisdiscussion of “Election Laws as TheyAppear at the Aldermanic Election"will include a consideration of elec¬tion laws, with particular referenceto the law bearing on the impendingelections. Rules and regpilations, du¬ties of the Aldermanic Board willcome in for a great share of the dis¬cussion.It is not a consideration of thepresent candidates nor the presentpolicies, asserted Maguire. “Contemplation is not the ultim¬ate goal of knowledge," said JohnDewey, Professor of Philosophy atColumbus university, in discussingthe materals of philosophy, in thefirst of a series of four lectures, giv¬en yesterday at 4:30 at the Churchof the Dieciples.In introducing his subject, Mr.Dewey defined philosophy as dealingwith human beliefs and the influenceof beliefs. He then proceeded to di¬vide them into two classes, namely;the theoretical and the practical.“The chief business of philosophyis to bring about a workable adjust¬ment between these two beliefs,”said Professor Dewey. “We have atype of philosophy which is exempli¬fied by Bertrand Russell who wouldbase it exclusively on logic and ma¬thematics. Let one if he please de¬fine it in that way," he concludedby saying that fundamentally allphilosophies are responses to socialsituations.Campus Sweethearts Parade atSouth Shore Anniversary Prom“Sweethearts Oi: Parade!" Sevenhundred of them promenaded thelengths of the South Shore countryclub ballroom to the synocapatingtunes of Zez Confrey’s Opera Cluborchestra. And thus, the silver an¬niversary of the Washington Promclaimed its place as a cornerstoneof campus tradition.Charles Cutter and Annette Al¬len'were the stately leaders of theright wing, Robert Fisher and EllenHartman took their place at the headof the left wing. Culminating in th«.formation of a big C, the twenty-fifth annual grand march terminated(with seven hundred voices singing the 'Alma Mater."Fred Waring and Dorothy Leefrom “Hello Your^lf" added theirbit to the triumph of last Friday’smerrymaking. And lest we forget,there was the introduction of Mr.Kochoran’s “Prom Girl" so fitting¬ly dedicated to the occasion. Prom¬inent patrons and patronesses gracedthe tables of honor.Lovely girls—^handsome men —amoonlit night—thus came to an endthe silver anniversary of the greatprom. And, in the words quoted byDexter Masters in his artistic pro¬gram—‘Indeed, here were gentlecompanions." • v- EditorialTonight at 8 a meeting of men will be held in the NorthLounge of the Reynolds clubhouse to consider various problemsof the style and type of construction of the new two million dollardormitory unit. Dean Boucher will address the meeting.On the face of it the discussion does not promsie exceptionalinterest nor much importance. To the skeptical undergraduate, theentire proceeding might seem to be nothing but an ingratiating ges¬ture on the part of the administration.But The Daily Maroon does not sympathize with this attitudeWe feel, that while problems of purely physical construction areimportant in themselves, a much more significant question under¬lies the whole discussion. That question concerns the influence ofthe new dormitories upon the fraternity system. The importance ofthis issue cannot be overestimated. We anticipate that, officiallyor unofficially, the attitude and future policy of the administrationtoward fraternities in general will be defined at this meeting.For this reason The Daily Maroon urges the attendance of allmen, fraternity and non-fraternity, at the discussion this evening.MIRROR CHORUSCOACH PROMISESUNUSUAL REVUE Nominate FroshFor Class (^ficersWomen who are interested in ush¬ering for Mirror are asked to meetthe head usher, Jane Sheean, Thurs¬day at 12 in Cobb 110. Ushers willbe asked to work on either March1 or 2..After five weeks of daily rehears¬als, the Mirror chorus is unusuallypromising this year, according toMarriane Durbrow Venable, who isdirecting it. “Many of the twenty-four women who will step before thefootlights and dance to Jimmie Hen-schel’s rhythms, studied under prom¬inent dancing teachers, and showenthusiasm and ability," accordingto Mrs. Venable.Virginia Ratcliff, who wEis thepremiere danseuse of “High Heels,"last year’s Mirror revue, has been aprofessional dancer since she was 12.She has done specialty work in “TheCity Chap" with Hal Skully and in“Sweet Lady" with Alexander Gray.Mildred Marquison has danced in thePavley Oukrainsky ballet. EstherNeumark, who studied under Mad¬ame Marie Yung has danced in the(Continued on page 2)Brahms SelectionFeatures Third ofQuarter’s ConcertsThe third of the Winter quarter’ssymphony concerts by Dr. FrederickStock and the Chicago Symphonyorchestra today at 4:15 in Mandelhall will be featured by the BrahmsSymphony Number 3, in F Major,acclaimed by many critics as themaster’s greatest work.The Suite Number 2, B Minor byBach will open the program, and theSymphonic Dance in Bassue style byWetzler will follow the Brahms sym¬phony. Tschaikowsky’s “AndanteCantabile," “Murmerings of the For¬est" by Wagner, and the Waltz Num¬ber 2 in F Major by Glazunowtwillcomplete the concert.Elect Anderson, Bower,Friedeman, Officers ofFrosh Woman’s CbuncilDoris Anderson, was elected chair¬man of the Freshman Womafi’s ClubCouncil at a Valentine tea given bfthe Council Thursday, February 14,in Ida Noyes hail. Other officerselected were Viola Bower, SMr^ary,and Sylvia Freidman, t^a||rer.These were the women nomiti||REB bythe council. No nominations weremade from the floor. ThacSi treretables of bridge later in tM after¬noon, and Valentine refreshmentswere served under the supervision ofCecelia Listing. Five candidates for president andonly one for vice-president have is¬sued from last week’s campaign foroffices of the freshman class, it wasindicated yesterday, when PaulBrady, chairman of the electionboard, announced the candidates.With a registration of 278, electionswill be held tomorrow from 9 till 3in Cobb hall.Candidates who secured the re¬quisite quota of twenty-five names ontheir nominating petitions are as fol¬lows.President: F.-^Alan Dawson, PhiPsi; Clifford McGillivray, Deke;Everett J. Olenick, Phi Sigma Delta;Charles E. Schmidt, Delta Tau Del¬ta; and Walter S. Trude, Psi Upsilon.Vice President: Doris Anderson,Wyvern.Secretary: Maurine Bledsoe, Del-tho; Jessamine Durante, Chi RhoSigma; and Cecilia Listing, Pi DeltaPhi.Treasurer: Lawrence Carr, DeltaUpsilon; Norman Jorgensen, BetaTheta Pi; Robert McCarthy, SigmaChi; and Dawson Snideman, Chi Psi.Candidates may havq an opportun¬ity to scan the list of registered voterstoday at noon in Harper E 41, an¬nounced Brady.kiSHOP PAUL JONESLECTURES ON PEACEAll men and women, interested inthe cause of peace, are invited to at¬tend a meeting of the Y. W. C. A.Thursday at 4:30 in the Y. W. roomof Ida Noyes hall. Bishop Paul Jonessecretary of the Fellowship of Recon¬ciliation, will speak on ‘Is Peace aMethod or a Goal?" Bishop Joneshas for a number of years devotedhimself to an extensive study ofthe Fellowship movement.This meeting has been jointlyplanned by the Y. W. C. A. and theFellowship of Reconciliation, a na¬tional association for the promotionof peace.Anthropology GradSent to AntipodesGerhardt Lavis, a graduate stu¬dent in the Department of Anthrop¬ology, will make an expedition toAustralia in June where he will studythe vocabulary and drama of Au-tralian bushmen, and carry on fur¬ther anthropological research. Mr.Lavis’ expenses will be paid by theUniversity. He will be away for ap¬proximately one year. MEET TONIGHTTO MAKE PLANSFOR NEW UNITSInterfraternity CouncilAlso Considers NewProblemsMen of the University are invitedto attend a discussion of the plansfor the proposed men’s dormitoryunit, tonight at 8 in the NorthLounge of Reynolds clubhouse. DeanChauncey S. Boucher, chairman ofthe faculty committee on plans forthe unit, will conduct the symposium,outlining some of the more import¬ant problems of construction andrequesting opinions of the entirebody.* Student Opinion Needed“The architect’s plans have not yetbeen drawn, but this work is to becommenced immediately,” statedDean Boucher yesterday “In orderthat the faculty committee may de¬cide intelligently upon some of themajor features of the new two mil¬lion dollar unit, it has been deemedexpedient to secure student opinion,for the project when completed willvitally affect the social life of menof the University."Questionnaires will be circulatedamong the men at the meeting, andthe results gained through this meth¬od wil be given consideration by thefaculty committee when it concludes, its plan early next week.Council MeetsSome of the problems which willbe discussed bear upon the relativevalue and efficiency of the entry andcorridor type of dormitory and thesize and number of dining halls, rec¬reation rooms, and individual suites.Perhaps the most important ques¬tion, according to Dean Boucher, isthe relation between the dormitorysystem and the locEil fraternities.The Interfraternity council, meetingat 7:15 in Room D of the Reynoldsclubhouse, will submit a report, em¬bodying the opinions of the Greekorganizations upon the matter.Professor ComptonLectures Today atWestminster ClubProfessor Arthur Holly Comptonof the Physics department, and win¬ner of last year’s Nobel prize, w«i)be the guest of the Westminsterclub at the meeting to be held todayat 4:30 in the North room of IdaNoyes hall. Professor Compton willshow moving pictures of his recenttravels in the Orient.Though the meeting is primarilyfor members of the club, all studentsare invited to attend. In addition tothe moving pictures, there will be aspecial musical program after whichtea will be served.Woodrow Wilson Club HoldsDiscussion of ProblemsConfronting Fifth WardThe pertinent problems which confront the residents of the Fifth wardwithin which the University is located, were discussed by the Woodrow Wilson club at a dinner held oiFriday evening, February 16 in Hutchinson Commons. Illicit traffic odrugs and liquor, and the activity ogambling dens and other vice-denflourishing in close proximity to th(University were discussed.Members of the new WoodrovWilson club, in addition to pledgpnitheir support to the betterment oconditions in the ward, have decideito assist in the com’ng aldermani(election and to act as watchers athe polls.iihjuMiaaiiaiiiPage Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 19, 1929I114 iatig iMarnattFOUNDED IN 1»01THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates18.00 per year; by mail, $1.60 per year extra. 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Elsdgett. ...SoplMNaore EditorMarjorie Cahill —gophosaore EditorPearl Klete g^hoasoie EditorMnrisa B. White Eephomete EditorMargaret Eastman Senior ReporterAHce Torrey Society Editor SPORTS DEPARTMENTAlbert .\rkulee — Sophomore EditorMaurice Liebman Sophomore EditorJerome Straueo Sophomore EditorBmmarette Dawson Women’s EditorMarjorie Tolman..Aeeociate Women’s EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTEarle M. Stocker —Advertising ManagerRobert Nicbolsoa Circulation MauaaorLouis Forbrich Circulation AssistantWilliam Kincheloe ....Circulation AssistantLee Loventhal OiRee ManagerRobert Mayer Dowatowa CUvsFred Towaley Dowatosna CopyAbo Blinder — Local CopyRobert Shapiro — Local CopyTHE DAILY MARO(»i PLATFORM1. Efie9^ag*m»ni of Uudont mitiativo in undorgraduato activityand ockolaTokip.t. Application of rtoearek principlet and abolition of grade* forttndor eouogo otudont*.S. Promotion of undergraduat* hUorost in lecture*, eone*rt*,exhibit* and other eampu* cultural influone**.4. Erection of a field house.5. Adoption of a deferred fraternity and club rushing plan.6. Institution of a Reading Period plan.A MATTER OF FEBRUARIESWhat struck us in regard to the gang massacre on North Clarkstreet was the intensely horrified and damnatory manner with whichthe good people of Chicago, and we imagine, of outlying districts,received news of the wholesale shooting. It was, it is true, horrible;persons who had but merely sniffed at gang murders involving butone death threw up their hands in repulsion at this massacre whichinovlved seven lives. What, the good citizens ask, is civilizationcoming to? But what impressed us was the fact that all these goodcitizens who here in February, 1929, showed such unmistakablesigns of utter disgust at a taking of seven rather worthless lives werefor the most part the same sanguinary citizens who, in February,1917, hailed with much joy and gloated over news of each efficaci¬ous Allied operation which destroyed thousands of worthy Germanburghers.Probably the phrase “Kill the Kaiser” was on the lips of theMurderers of Rue Clark as they went after Chief Moran and his OFFICIAL NOTICESTuesday, February 19Radio Lecture: “American Liter¬ature,” Professor Percy H. Boyntonof the English department, 8, RadioStation WMAQ.Divinity Chapel, Joseph Bond cha*pel, Professor Sweet, 11:50.Radio Lecture, ‘Elementary Span- \ish,” Mr. Bechtol, 4, Station WMAQ. jConcert by the Chicago Symphony jOrchestra, 4:15, Mandel.Public Lecture, “Religion andPhilosophical Origins,” ProfessorJohn Dewey, Department of Philos¬ophy, 4:30, University Church ofDisciples.Public Lecture: “The Election jLaws as They Apply to the Alder- ;manic Elections” (illustrated) Fred |V. Maguire, Chairman Board ofElection Commissioners, 4:30. Har¬per Assembly room.Westminister Club, 4:30, IdaNoyes.The Graduate History Club, An-ual inner, 6:45, Hutchinson Com¬mons.Public Lecture, Downtown. “Thom¬as Mann,” Professor Henry Schultz,Economics Department, 6:45, Fuller¬ton HaII, Art Institute.“Literature and National Life inModem Poland.” Roman Dyboski,Professor of English Literature, Uni¬versity of Cracow, Poland, 6:45, theClub Room, Art Institute.Radio Lecture, “The Artistic View¬point in Ancient and ClaassicalTimes.” Mr, Hugh Morrison, 7, Sta¬tion WMAQ.Christian Science Society, 7:30,Thorndike Hilton Memorial chapel.History of Religious Club, Associ¬ate Professor Eustace Haydon, ofthe Comparative Religion Depart¬ment, 7:30, the Graduate Clubhouse.Extension lectures in Religion andT.eadership Training Classes.“Finding God through the Beauti¬ful in Drama,” Professor Fred East¬man of Religpous Literature and IDrama department, 7:45, JosephBond chapel.‘Teaching a New Way of Life,”Associate Professor Donald WayneRiddle, of the Divinity School, 8:30,Swift 106.“The Egyptian Empire at ItsHeights,” Mr. Watson Boyes, Secre¬tary Haskell Museum, 8:30, HaskellMuseum.gang.CAMBRIDGE AND BOSTON Wednesday, February 20I Radio lecture: “American Litera-j ture,” Professor Percy H, Boyntonof the English department, 8, Sta¬tion WMAQ.The thoughtful discussion of prohibition by President Lowellof Harvard, printed in the current Atlantic Monthly, covers the en¬tire field of this irritation national problem in as sane, thorough, a^dunbiassed fashion as any summary of the question which has ap¬peared this year. Yet this article has drawn harsh censure in oneof the best known editorial columns in the country, that of theChristian Science Monitor.The gist of Dr. Lowell’s argument is^th'at so long as the pub¬lic does not regard buying liquor for personal consumption as acrime, enforcement will be so difficult as to be almost impossible.He goes on to point out the obvious connection between the ignor¬ing of one law and contempt for all the others, and quite logicallypleads for some compromise between the present prohibition lawand that very vocal section of public sentiment which now opposesit.The Monitor not nearly so logically berates Dr. Lowell for whatit calls his ‘‘defeatist’’ attitude, at the same time admitting that“prohibiion is by no means a complete success today.” With thesmug statement that Volstead’s brainchild has “brought many mento the happy knowledge that no true enjoyment is found in drink,”This bone-dry Boston editor goes on to lay prohibition s failuremerely to the thoughtlessness and ignorance of its simple-mindedviolators.It is, of course, possible that the scholarly Dr. Lowell’s dis¬cussion and conclusions may be shallow and misleading, but theyseem to have some basis in cold, hard fact. The Monitor’s critic¬ism, on the other hand, being built almost entirely on Puritanicconventionalism and sentimentality, would appear to be sufferingfrom more than a little illogicality. In this instance, at least thepedagogue’s words appeal to us more. Divinity Chapel, Assistant Profes-♦ HH Telephone H. P. 3080TERESA DOLANBEN SMITZDORFSchool of Dancing1208 E. 63rd StreetMonday, Wednesday and FridayBeginners ClassesPRIVATE LESSONS ANYTIMEENERCVAU WRUNG OUl?COME BACK ROARINGNESrii’sMILK CHOCOLATE■} noUi^hest in Cream! sor Wilhelm Pauck of EcclesiasticalHistory, the Chicago Theological sem¬inary, 11:60, Joseph Bond chapel.Radio lecture: English Literature,Mr. M. J. Freeman of the Englishdepartment, 4, WMAQ.El Circulo Esponal, 4, Ida Noyeshall.Public Lecture (Department ofPhilosophy): “The Course of GreekThought.” Professor Dewey, 4:30,University Church of Disciples.The Mathematical club, 4:30, Ry-erson 37. •• Integral InequalitySuggested by Professor G. H. Har¬dy.” Professor Gilbert A. Bliss of theMathematics department.Scandinavian Club, 7:45, IdaNoyes hall. Professor Archer Taylorof the German department.The Romance club, 8, CommonsRoom, Wieboldt hall. “The Novelsof Eca de Queiroz.” Professor EmilyC. Northrop of the Spanish depart¬ment. “Balzac and Napoleon.” Mr.Furman A. Bridgers, fellow in theRomance department.ATHENAEUM(Continued from page 1)of those for all his apparent con¬tempt for repose in thinking or act¬ing means MIRROR CHORUS rCOACH PROMISESUNUSUAL REVUE II(Continued from page 1)German opera. Ruth O’Brien was inthe Settlement Night chorus. PeggyRussell, who did comic specialties inMirror last year, will have anothercomic specialty playing the saxo¬phone. Charlotte Saemann studiedat the Isadora Duncan school inPe ttsdam, Germany.Other members of the chorus are:Henrietta Bourne, Stuarta Barat,Margaret Black, Cordelia Crout, Bar¬bara Cook, Maryellen Falconer, Dor¬othy Feinstein, Betty Galt, LouiseGarrett, Jeannette Goldfield, TheresaHecimer, Jane Lincoln, CharlotteMeyer, Dorothy Russell, Bertha Ritt-schof, Dorothy Schuman, VirginiaStokes and Helen Whitmarsh.Harvard ScholarshipsThree hundred and fifty dollars isthe amount of the scholarship offeredby the Harvard club of Chicago tobe awarded to a graduate of an Illi¬nois university or college who desires''to pursue gradaute studies in any ofthe departments of Harvard Uni¬versity. The award will be based onthe scholastic record, financial need,character and promise of the appli¬cant. 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Taught by spe¬cialist. Class or private. Rates: $1.00and up per lesson. S. Broyde, B. S.,U. of C., Central 0565, Van Buren6794.LOST—Lambda Chi pin. Pleasereturn. Reward. Trank Turlie, 5729Woodlawn.Only to tease those wrapped inthat inspired notion. If’t please thee0 Muse of the learned, forgive me Ipray for presuming to tramp inthe broad easy way of those wontedto knowledge if but for a day.Give me grace! Give me breadth!Give me fortitude dear! That withcalm exultation, ere many a year,I may sit on the throne of the Seniorand then, I may view human mindsthrough a hand-glass!Amen.TYPEWRITERSA New Service!1 o meet an increasing demand for typewriters by thestudents, we have enlarged our typ>ewriter department.On our balcony, we have installed a new service—a quietrestful typewriter room where away from the busy lifeyou can sit down at eeise and select your new typewriteror your rental machine and make the final choice yourself.For better service we offer speedy repairs, selectrentals delivered promptly with full credit toward pur¬chase, and a sincere desire to satisfy you in every dealing.Don Mack, *28, will welcome you to our enlargeddepartment and will carry on our work of best servingyou.1311 E, 57th St. Service Till Nine H. P. 1690WOODWORTH’SFOR RENTSHOTWELL HALLFifty«Fiflh Street at Bladutone Atc.FOR DANCES - LODGES - PARTIESSWAN A LORISH, Inc.55th St. at Blackstone Ave. Dorchester 3000■MW^ 7* ■'-<^ * *.>i #4 Cage team takesusual drubbing.THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 19, 1929 Page ThreeERVIN LEADS BUCKEYES TO VICTORYVAN HEYDE’S EYE FOR THE BASKETCOUPLED WITH FINE FIOORWORKSINKS MAROONS BY aOSE SCOREChicago Offense Functions Well, But BuckeyesThrough In Closing Minutes to WinAs Defense Fails SlipBy Albert ArkuletThe Maroon basketball team tookits ninth successive conference trim¬ming last night in Bartlett gym, tak¬ing the short end of a 35-31 scorei^rainst Ohio State. Norgi.*en’s mencame up from benind in the middleof the last half to light the Buckeyeson even terms, but the Chicago de¬fense weakened in the last two min¬utes of play, and Ohio finally gal¬loped away with a victory.The Maroons had trouble holdingdown Van Heyde and Ervin, the for¬mer’s height aiding him on under thebasket shots. Ervin was all over thefloor, and Crawford who was guard¬ing him, had a tough time keepinghim from scoring at will. The visi¬tors also displayed an uncanny eyefor the basket, sinking numerouslong shots whenever Chicago made aspurt.Coa^ Norgren started Cooper andYates, but yanked the former afterOhio rolled up a 7-2 lead. Kaplanwent in for Cooper, while Changnontook Yates’ place at the beginning ofthe second half.With the score 18-14 in Ohio’sfavor at the half, the Maroons madea determined effort to overcome theBuckeye lead. Crawford sank threefree throws, in between an Ohio bas¬ket. Kaplan made the shot of theevening with a spectacular one-handed basket in the comer, andGist also sank one. Chicago tied itat 20, and went ahead on Craw¬ford’s third free throw. Then Ohiosank a free throw.Changnon made a free throw, andVan Heyde tossed in a goal underthe basket. Changnon tied it at 24and Ohio broke it, but Crawfordmade a long shot, and the score wastied at 26 all. From then on. 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Captain Gist wentout on fouls in the last two minutesof play, and Yates was substituted.For Ohio, aVn Heyde and Ervinwere easily the two offensive stars.Ervin’s floor game was flawless, andhe seemed to break away for innum¬erable shots. Van Heyde was effec¬tive under the basket, and Ohio hadbetter luck on playing the ball offthe backboard.Captain Gist played a stellar gamefor the Maroons Abbott at one ofthe guards gave a good account ofhimself, while Yates, Kaplan andChangnon played in fine style. Craw¬ford’s shooting kept Chicago n therunning, but his floor grame was un¬impressive.Box score: BOXING, WRESTLINGTOURNAMENTS TOBE HELD FEB. 25Preliminaries and semi-finals ofthe Fifth Annual Winter Wrestlingand Boxing Tournament will be heldon the afternoons of February 25,27, and 28 at Bartlet. Phi GammaDelta and Phi Pi Phi, the presenttitle holders, will defend their titles.Trophy For Winner*Fifteen organization participationpoints will be given in each sport toall organizations entering men inthree weights in wrestling and threemen in boxing. Five additionalpoints are given to first place win¬ner and three to second place. Atrophy will be awarded to the win¬ner of each tournament. Five indiv¬idual participation points will be giv¬en to each man for each bout, plusfive to the first place man and threeto second place men. Gold and sil¬ver medals go to first and secondplace winners in each weight.Use Conference RulesThe weights in wrestling are 118,128, 138, 148, 158, 168, 178 andheavyweights; in boxing they are115, 125, 135, 145, 155, 175 andheavyweight Conference rules willgovern the meet. According to thenumber of entrants thus submittedby organizations, the Intramural De¬partment expects that the competi¬tion will be close.(Ckicafo 31)Cooper, fKaplan, f> *tes, fGist, cAbbott, gCrawford, gChangnon, f F.G. F.T. P.0 0 24 1 01 0 13 140 0 02 3 22 2 2 Bartlett Most-UsedOf Campus Buildings12 9(Ohio 35)F.G. F.T. P.Hinchman, f 2 0 1Evans, f 2 0 3Ervin, f 3 2 2Van Heyde, c 6 5 0Fesler, g 0 0 3Larkins, g 10 014 Bartlett Gymnasium is one of themost used buildings on the Univers¬ity of Chicago Campus About sevenhundred students make use of itsfacilities each day. The gym floor isbusy from morning till late at night.In the morning there are gymnas¬tic classes, on the track there areclasses in track. Between one andtwo in the afternoon there is dailypractice in baseball, between two andthree freshman basketball, betweenthree and four varsity and freshmantrak, between four and five-thirtyvarsity basketball and between five-thirty and six-thirty varsity and ad¬vanced gymnastics.(Continued on page 4)You can obtain Coronain a variety of beautifulcolored Duco finishes—paying for it in easymonthly installments^TYPEWRITERSNeed one?—We sell ’em.Won’t work?—^We fix ’em.Can’t buy?—^We rent ’em.Old model?—^We exchange ’em.ALL MAKESStationery Supplies of all kindsGifts and Greeting CardsPostal Station.at theU. of C. BOOKSTORES802 Oils Avenue Gymnastic, Water Polo, M'c^Teams Win Over Week-EndNo less than six Maroon athleticteams engaged in conference compe¬tition last Saturday, and the resultswere satisfactory in the main. Twoof the Maroon squads engaged in tri¬angular and quadrangular competi-tiono.Perhaps, the most interestingshowing made by any of the Ma¬roon teams was that of Ned Mer-riam’s track outfit in the quadrang¬ular meet at Wisconsin. The Badg¬ers, by bunching a number of secondand third places, won the meet, butChicago made an excellent showingm the mile run, the shot put, thehigh jump, the hurdles and thedashes.Dale Letts, brilliant sophomoremiler, ran a record-breaking mile tocop first place in his event Haydonalso broke an indoor record in thehurdles. In the shotput, Klein andWeaver scored points, while Phreywon a first place in the high jump.The basketball team sustained itseighth consecutive defeat Saturday night at the hands of Iowa on theHawkeye court by a score of 31-20.The Maroons displayed an unusuallytight defense in the opening minutesof play, but the lowans managed tobreak through finally and sink mostof their shots in the second half.Captain Gist played a stellar gamefor the home quintet.The gym team continued to set thepace for the Maroon cause with an¬other victory scored last Saturdayafternoon in a triangular clash in¬volving Iowa and Wisconsin. Brom-und, a sophomore, saved the day forCoach Holfer’s proteges by winningthe last event, the Indian Clubs,which enabled Chicago to nose outIowa by three points.Coach Vorres* wrestling squad ismaking rapid improvement as evi¬denced from the double victory itscored at Bartlett gym. The varsitytrimmed Iowa, the feature match be¬ing that which saw Sonderby pin theIowa captain for a fall. The ‘B’ team(Continued on page 4) CHIMGO FENCERSBEAT MICHIGANWallace High Point Man asMichigan Swordsmen FallBq George T. Van De’" HoefThe fencing team or the Univers¬ity of Michigan was beaten by Chi¬cago swordsmen, in the (SOuth loungeof the Reynolds Club, last night tothe tune of 12 to 5. While for awhile it was a close tussle for thefoil bouts, the Maroons eventuallycame out superior, winning by ascore of 5 to 4. However, this wasquickly overcome by Chicago takingall the sabre bouts and three of thefour epee matches.Ed Wallace of Chicago was highpoint man for the meet, winning allof his foil and epee bouts. Bickleyand Goldberg also of Chicago closelyfollowed with a hundred per centrecord in sabres. Captain Friedmanhad the misfortune to lose one boutto the Michigan star Lazar althoughhe won his other two foil matches.mgHorsesAt the portals of our large cities—^New^ York, Baltimore, Detroit, and soonCleveland—a semaphore halts a luxuriousflyer drawn by a puffing steam engine. Asimple switching maneuver, and electricitytakes charge. A giant elearic locomotive,quickly under way, glides silently into thehome stretch with its long string of Pullmans.Like a thoroughbred it makes the run—^tire¬lessly. Passengers alight in a clean terminal—clean because there is no smoke or soot.Another milestone in transportation—an¬other event in the life of the iron horse!Gvilization is progressing, with electricityin the van. How far this advance will takeus, is a problem for our future leaders. Itis for them to develop and utilize newapplications of elearicity—the force that ispointing the way over uncharted courses,not only in railroading, but in" every phaseof progress. The G-E monogram isfound on large electriclocomotives and onMazda lamps, electricvacuum cleaners, and amultitude of other appli¬ances which serve us all.It is the mark of anorganization that isdedicated to the causeof elcarical progress.9S.609DHGENERAL ELECTRICGENERAL ELECTRIC COMPANY, SCHENECTADY. NEW YORKTHE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY. FEBRUARY 19, 1929 .... .i iV^MStleTHE PROMWhirling winsome EsotericsHappy, blissful A T. O.’s.Joyous, gleeful looking SigmasAll the Phi Psis on their toes!Phi Delts here, Psi Us thereAnd there were some hundreds more.But I reckon few did missThat shadowed couch on the secondfloor. of shoes searching for the womanwho pays, and pays, and pays.Dear J. L. P.:Have you heard of the girl whowas running home because she was‘chaste?" No? Well I’ll drop in andtell you about her some time.BILLY THE KID.AND SO the greatest wrestlingmeet of the year, the WashingtonProm, passes into antiquity.IT WAS certainly a great party.Anything that could bring so manyderbies forth upon otherwise respect*able students is wonderful. ROSALIAGreet me by the summer night,Rosalia, beautiful girl of my dreams,The ch'ampak flow'ers with ladenscentTo you this summer night brings.Light your lamp by a summer nightThat a flickering light I might see:A vision of you this very night—A realization complete it would be.T. Del Castillo.THE WASHINGTON PROM(As Brisbane would have seen it).4nd so the whirl of gayety that isthe Prom has passed. Three hun¬dred happy couples have enjoyedthemselves to the utmost, succeed¬ing in doing away with 4,567 shrimpsin sea food patties and losing about45,000 calories running up anddown stairs. But the w’asteful en¬ergy used at the Prom is what im¬presses me the most. Now for in¬stance my dear reader, there were,say one hundred men at the affair.Now with the latest improved air¬planes each man could destroy 215square miles of rice fields in Japan.That’s 21,500. If we figure that asquare mile of rice feeds 439 Jap¬anese this destruction of rice starves9,438,500 good fighting laundrymen. And if we accept my theorythat every Japanese man encroachesupon $15.33 of our prosperity a year,these hundred fraternity men wouldsave our country yearly a sum of$14,469,220,500, an amount largeenough to pay off the combined debtof Patagonia and Zanzibar withenough left over to pay the salary ofevery Sociology prof at the Universityof Chicago for two months. Risestudents, and throw off the shackleswhich the Yellow Peril is slowlyclosing about us. Forget Proms. Ithank you IN THIS Intramural club girl re¬lay race where four men run foreach club that enters, each man hata lap apiece. The men on campuswill be attracted by this if they willbe allowed to pick their own laps.BLUE MONDAYSlither of cards.An Underwood snapping spasmodi¬callyNo trump bidGod chase those blues away!Some fool tuning inI’ll get by... .as long as I have you* * sBut damn it allI haven’tYou.LLEWELLYN.AND HAVE YOU heard of theScotchman who wore out seven pairsTEACHERfor College EnglishENROLL NOWAmerican Teachers’ Agency710 C<dony Bldg.DES MOINES, lA.r GREGGSCHOOL ISBCRBTAmiALlTRAOflNO8;Me%l CoMt* CWwas srr—gifcHli «uWf wwV. KarBlI—sttwhmj yrwhntas «r •qatvstMK. ''P%0mu Stata im ftrCOHANS Nichta 8:2* NOWGRAND Mat. Sat.GEORGE CHOOS SaysCYCLONICMUSICALCOMEDYwithHITVirRiniaWATSONYOlMSil#Fred CarlWARING RANDALLandWAKING’SPENNSYLVANIANSSnappteat. Peppiest Chanw In Town AND INCIDENTALLY the Men’scommission it now in working order.If they now can only find somethingto do, they can start to work.During this week this column isbeing entrusted to a man of sterling qualities whom you all know, .name¬ly and to wit, myself. After thisweek it goes to another who will tryit out. But during these next threedaysl want all the contribs possible.So all you there, “E", Jean, Helen,GeoG, Abdullah, Oscar the SausageHound, Doris, Francis, Peg, Char¬lotte (Now I’m bragging), and therest of the gang I youstaknow comeacross with some bright remarks.AND I SUPPOSE you have allheard of the Scotchman who was soclose he got slapped?J. L. P.GYMNASTIC, WATER POLO,MAT TEAMS WIN OVERWEEK-END(Continued from sports page)outpointed a picked crew from theHawthorne works in Cicero.Coach El McGillivray’s swimmingoutfit split with Wisconsin. Theswimming team took a ducking bya wide score, but repaid the com¬pliment by overwhelming the Badg¬er water polo squad, 15-0. Ineligibil¬ity has seared McGillivray’s ranksconsiderably, but he is still hopefulof making the natators dangerouscompetitors for the conference title.The all-around sweepstakes which BARTLETT MOST-USEDOF CAMPUS BUILDINGS(Continued from sports page)In the evening between seven andeleven nearly 160 students competein intramural basketball. On week¬ends the gymnasium is used for in¬tercollegiate contests of basketball,track, fencing, gymnastics andwrestling.On the main floor the swimmingpool is busy both at morning andafternoon, while in the basementfencing classes and gymnastics aswell as gymnastic dancing takesplace.In the west end about sixty candi¬dates for varsity and class wrestlingwork under the tutelage of CoachVorres. Boxing, handball squashracket and racket, as well as practicein indoor tennis are available to stu¬dents throughout the day.saw so many Maroon teams in ac¬tions bodes ill for future conferencemeets. The track, gym, water polo,and wrestling squads are showingremarkable improvement since theconference competition began, andwith more experience under theirbelts, ought to figure prominentlywhen the championships get underway.University Drug Co.61st and EllisLUNCHEON SERVEDReal Home Made FoodServed as You Like It.We Deliver Fairfax 4800 SO WAFFLY GOOD THE SHANTYis a popular meeting place atnoon where attractive lunch¬eons are served for30c, 40c and 50cAlso many a la carte items.We are making a speciality ofTOASTED SANDWICHESTHE SHANTY EATSHOP1309 £a*t 67di Street‘A Homey PIock *or Homey Folks"WE RENTTUXEDOS . 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