o‘COMPLETECAMPUSCOVERAGE” illaroon Men’s commissionmeets in Reynoldstonight.Vol. 28. No. 63. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 14, 1929 Price Five Cent*Editor’s Note—The Daily Maroonin inaugurating the Athenaeum es¬tablished it as an open column. Assuch it was understood that any mdall students might use the column toexpress their views on any subjectand in any manner in which theysaw fit. And The Daily Maroon,championing free expression of un¬dergraduate opinion, intends to main¬tain that policy. it has also beenunderstood that contributions ap¬pearing in the Athenaeum shouldnot be interpreted as expressions ofThe Daily Maroon editorial policy.Indeed, columns have been printedwhich have been in direct contradic¬tion of that policy. Such is the casewith today’s Athenaeum, which wecould not refuse to print withoutcompromising our standards, eyenthough we are expressly out of sym¬pathy with the attitude presentedherewith:TWELVE AUTHORS IN SEARCHOF AN AUDIENCEBy a Co-ed Whose Leg ShowsOn March 1 and 2 Mirror will pre¬sent its fourth annual production,“Flip-Flops,” or something like that,which, we assume by its name, is,‘'ned to do a proverbial flop. Inthe beginning the producers werenaive enough to ask, “Where Are WeGoing?” and it took but one yeftrto reach the apex of perfection be¬fore they announced, “Here WeAre!” By laSt year they had fallenarches caused by “High Heels,” andnow they predict a double “Flip-Flop.”Frank, tht “Lucky” boy, thanksto the flagrant indecencies of TheDaily Maroon, has dramatically facedanother situation. His “lightly satir¬ical, humorous reflection of campuslife” has been defiled by the Uni¬versity's outstanding publicationwhich called it “A CO-ED LEGSHOW.” Undoubtedly the wires ofthe campus phone burned (provingour hero could arouse an operator)when, upon reading the startlingnews, he must surely have summonedthe Dean of Women to his aidThen there’s more confusion. Allthe little chorus women (they maylook like goils to you, but they’rewomen to us) waste perspiration onthe Mandel stage making whoopee,as, dressed in their long rompers andblue ribbons, they dance to the tuneof the hickory stick. Bow legs andawkwardness notwithstanding theyhave to dance for the honor of dearold Whosis. Indeed, no, not for thehonor of dear old Whosis! Not for thekids in back of the yards! My God,there isn’t even any graft in it! Andworse—in contradiction of The DailyMaroon, it isn’t even a leg show, forthey have no legs to show, if any¬one werer willing to let them.The production staff calls for aclean show presented by pure wom¬en, portraying the innocent revels ofa college life, in a vain attempt toreform the men of the campus. Thecampus gang calls for a clever showpresented by pretty girls and por¬traying the best looking legs on cam¬pus in a successful attempt to arousethe interest of fraternity rowWho will ever again pay shekelsto watch two white spirits mangleeach other on the steps of the Art In¬stitute, while two fuzzy teddy bearsplay the part of the lions? Perhapsthe dateless situation has taught theSigmas to kick, and the MortarBoards have learned their acrobaticsat the Deke arties. But who wantsto see these feets cn Mandel? TheEsos have so many bwoc’s they’vefailed to rate the choruses, but sitheavy on the production jobsBut whatever we say, the littleVictorians will go, marching on,dressed in white robes and singing“Onward Christian Soldiers” withMack’s dear old religious fervor. Noadverse criticism will turn theseGirl Scouts from their steadfastpurpose. But shall we let th^se’littlegirls struggle, with their cjiins upand their blue eyes filling withtears, as they look into the vast am¬phitheatre filled with a few sus-(Continued on page 4) STAGE SET FOR WASHINGTON PROMO'HARA SELECTSTWENTY-SIX FORMUSICAL REVUEPresent “Slip SlapsOn Mandel BoardsMarch 1 and 2Twenty-six women have beenpicked by Assistant Professor FrankO’Hara, director of student activ¬ities, for the light satirical skits tobe presented by Mirror on March Iand 2 in Mandel. The followingwomen will make their debuts in“Slip-Slaps,” this year’s show: An¬nette Allen, Eleanor Eastwood, Pris¬cilla Kellogg, Jane Kesner, ElizabethMeigs, Ruth Norman, Beatrice Ro-berg, Zelda Shapiro, Carol Simons,Florence Stackhouse, Jeanette andSarah Stein, who will have a sisteract, singing; Leila Whitney andMartha Yaeger. Those who havebeen heard in Mirrors of previousyears are: Anne Bolling, Janet Cun¬ningham, Charlotte Eckhart, Mar-j guerite Fernholtz, Louise Garrett,Dorothy Hartford, Rosalie Martin,Marjorie Miller, Adelaide McLin,Beatrice Scheibler, Catherine Scott1 and Marion White.I AuthorsCarol Simons, Marjorie Miller,' Catherine Scott and Martha Yaeger: are authors of skits or lyrics as well.Mr. O’Hara is confident that BeatriceScheibler and Marguerite FernholtzI will be able to fill Eleanor Metzel’s1 place in comedy roles. Louise Gar-1 rett, who sang two numbers Settle-i ment Night, will have a singing part,j Several freshman are considered verypromising. •The script was written by twlevedifferent authors, some of whom havewritten for campus productions be¬fore, and by some authors who havenever exhibited their wares before. Dewey, EminentPragmatist, HereIn Moody LectureJohn Dewey, foremost exponent ofthe pragmatic philosophy, will speakat the University Thursday, February21st on “The Russian Education Sit¬uation”, under the auspices of theWilliam Vaughn Moody Foundation,it was announced yesterday. Ticketswill be distributed February 20thand 21st in Harper M 12 from 9 a.m. to 5 p. m., without charge.Professor Dewey, who was head ofthe Department of Philosophy at theUniversity from 1894 to 1904 andDirector of the School of Educationhere between 1902 and 1904, is oneof the most prolific writers in thecountry on philosophy and education.He is best known to undergraduateshere for his text book in Ethics, writ¬ten with Professor James H. Tufts.Leader of PragmaticsSince the death of William James,i Dewey has been the leader of theI pragmatic school of philosophers and' has been instrumental in the reformof educational theory and practice.I He has been in Russia recently an-; alyzing the educational conditionsj under the soviets.1 Dewey’s most recent books havej been “Reconstruction in Philosophy,”“Human Nature and Conduct,” “Ex¬perience and Nature,” and “The Pub¬lic and It’s Problems.” He has beenProfessor of Philosophy at ColumbiaI University since 1904.The lecture will be given in Man-1 del hall at 8:15.FOREIGN DOCTORPRAISES MEDICAL ‘SCHOOL SY.STEM Louis Untermeyer, 100 Per CentAmerican, Pokes Fun at ClassicsON HEARING MR. UNTERMEYERHe stood up on the platlormIn tuxedo and complacencyRidiculing the classics.“Dead stuff,” said he,‘Snap out of it! Ours is the lifeAnd the literature.”And he' racked a jokeAnd was smart as any clownOr salesman.But I did not buy his goods; I hadMy little laugh and then went homeAnd read something genuine.Evelyn B. Oppenheimer.KEDROFFS OFFERVARIED PROGRAMFaculty CaricaturesAppear in ValentineNumber of Phoenixj “Buy a Phoenix and a Valentinej combined” will be the sales talk to-j morrow, for not only is RobertI Bruce’s cover appropriate for theday, but the number also containscaricature Valentines of some of themore famous members of the fac¬ulty.A revolution in the policy of thePhoenix has been set by the intelli¬gentsia of that organization, and thenew issue contains only jokes andshort material instead of the usticllonger and more involved work.There will be the usual competitionin selling the magazines. Winners inthe contest will be announced beforethe next issue. Dr. Arnold C. Kelbs of Nyon,I Switzerland, whose father discover-i ed the causes for diphtheria andI typhoid fever, will lecture on “SomeI Cultural Aspects of Medicine andI General Science,” today at 4:30 inI Pathology 117.I Dr. Klebs has been a medical prac-' titioner, and for fifteen years prac-! tised in America. With advancingyears, he began to wonder “whatwent before,” and is now engagedin research in the history of medi¬cine.He is visiting the University at therequest of Dr. Franklin C. McLear,(Contimied on page 2) Singing songs rarely sung inAmerica, the Kedroff Male Quartetwill appear in the University Cliapelnext Wednesday at 8 with a progp’amdevoted to religious and folk music.•The first part of the program,which consists of four religious num¬bers, will be sung from the rear ofthe chapel in the choir balcony. Theremainder of the program will be de¬voted to Slovakian and Russian folkmusic depicting Cossack and Tartarlegends. |Last week the quartet sang at theSouth Shore Country club before apacked house News of this has stim¬ulated tickets sales, and accordingto Murphy, there has been unprece¬dented demand for them. In spite ofthe great volume of sales, there arestill a few tickets left at Wopd-worth’s, at the University Bookstore*j and at the box office in Mandel halLj The quartet is composed of N.j X. Kedroff, its leader and founder,I C. N. Kedroff, I. K. Denisoff, and T.i F. Ka.sakoff.League of WomenVoters Meets atPolitical InstituteUniversity Offers$3,566,000 InsuranceGroup insurance totalling $3,566,-000 has been offered by the Univers¬ity to all of its faculty members, of¬ficers of administration, and employ¬ees as added protection to presentprovisions for retiring allowance anddeath benefits. The University willbear considerably more than half ofthe insurance premiums for all whoparticipate.WATCHERS APPLYStudents'^who wish to act aswatchers in the Aldermanic electionson Feb. 26 should apply to the Boardof Vocational Guidance, 215 Cobb,for the positions. The Board is act¬ing for the Voter’s Non-Partisan or¬ganization, which placed Universitystudentain the election in November.iStudehts who have had experiencein this work are preferred. EXTEND TIME FORFRESHMAN PETITIONSUNTIL FRIDAY EVEPetitions for nominees to fresh¬men class offices are due Friday at6 in Box 62 Faculty Exchange, ac¬cording to the election board of the^Undergraduate Council. The timewas extended from yesterday be¬cause of the intervening holiday onFeb. 12.Members of the class will registerMonday, Feb. 18, from 9 to 3 inCobb hall. The election itself will beheld Wednesday, Feb. 20, from 9 to3 in Cobb hall. All members of theclass are urged to register.F. V. Maguire LecturesOn Aldermanic ElectionFred V. Maguire, chairman of theBoard of Election Commissioners ofChicago, will talk to students of Po¬litical Science Tuesday, Feb. 19 at4:30 in Harper M 11. He will speakon “The Election Laws as They Ap¬ply to the Aldermanic Election.” Thistalk will be of special interest be¬cause of the aldermanic election tobe held the following Thursday.The meeting of the Political Sci¬ence council scheduled for today at6 has been definitely postponed ac¬cording to Paul Brad>% president ofthe club. Experts in political fields andwomen interested in political educa¬tion will meet at the sixth annualInstitute of Politics, sponsored bythe Illinois League of Women VotersFebruary 19, 20, 21 in Ida Noyeshall. This is the third Institute heldat the University, and the invitationwas extended through the interestof Professor Charles E. Merriam ofthe Political Science department.The program will be given almostentirely by members of the Univer¬sity faculty, and will include lecturesby Dean Sophonisba P. Breckinridge,(Continued on page 2)Dr. Van GlabbekeLectures on BelgivnnDr. Adolphe Van Glabbeke, tjtD.will give an illustrated lectura.,on“Belgium as a Colonial Power”l[ inHarper M 11, today at 4:30. ,, iik?'Dr. Van Glabbeke, a populsn.^g-ure in Belgium, has attained a highposition in intellectual circles as aresult of his achievements, pirticu-larly in history He studied law atthe University of Brussels where hetook his LL.D. land also a specialdegree in commercial and mi|tM||nelaw. He is in this country oh^,’i|,'|cial mission for the Belgiiernment, studying certain piof port administration, and 'spepial research as a holder of ll'lbert Hoover C. R..B. post^jij^aifellowship. * VThe lecture is under theof the Department of SociolProfe/^r Ellsworth Faidapartment will inti:t^ucai;^||| By Margaret EastmanMr. Louis Untermeyer is undoubt¬edly a one hundred per cent Ameri¬can. He scintill ated for an hourTuesday evening in Mandel hall con¬cerning the element of poetry in ourmodern language.“An American language is devel¬oping,” he said, “conditioned byspeed which has made the rhythmsof speech more abrupt, concise, andpoetic. English is a language of lei¬sure, and will always be one of themost beautiful of the dead languages.It is already stiffening into arterio¬sclerosis.”I He continued in this vein for some^me, poking fun at the classics, andlevying too many clever things Hejljead several of his own parodies ondertain of the more classical of hiscontemporaries, and we had the feel-ihg that he was, as Freud would haveit, releasing in humor the suppress¬ed wish that he might have been him¬self a great poet.But Mr. Untermeyer was, afterall, harmless. He did not say any¬thing, to be sure, but he provideda sufficient number of salient sparksto ensure a fairly entertaining eve¬ning. CELEBRATE 25THANNIVERSARY OFFORMAL DANCEFred Waring, Star of‘Hello Yourself’, toAppearFriedman Leadsi Fencers to WinCoach Merrill’s Fencing team ledby Captain Elmer Friedman lastnight decisively defeated the North¬western squad. The meet had nobearing on the conference standingbut was merely a workout for theChicago foilsmen.Elmer Friedman, captain of theteam and Conference foils champion,went through the Purple swordsmento take all three of his bouts. Thefeature of the evening was the matchbetween the Maroon leader and Zet-tleman of Northwestern who wasConference Champion in 1927.Friedman fenced beautifully and suc¬ceeded in defeating his opponent bya score of 5-4 Elmer is in fine con¬dition and should go through for an¬other championship this yearThe Maroons won the Foils eventby a score of seven bouts to two.Friedman won three, and Steere andWallace won two apiece for the vic¬tors. With the twenty-fifth annualWashington Prom distinguished by aspecial song, “My Prom Girl,” ar¬rangements for the dance, which isto be held tomorrow night at theSouth Shore Country club, have beencompleted, it was announced yester¬day by Robert W. Fisher, one of theleaders.Dancing Starts At 10Dancing will start at 10, lastinguntil about 11:10, when the signalfor the grand march will be given,with Ellen Hartman and Robert Fish¬er leading the left wing, and An-nnette Allen and Charles Cutter lead¬ing'the right The march will endin the form of a varsity “C” andthe Alma Mater will be sung. ZezConfrey and his Opera club orches¬tra are to furnish the music.Fred Waring of Waring’s Pennsyl¬vanians, who are now playing down¬town in the musical comedy “HelloYourself,” is to be introduced afterthe march. Dinner will be served at11:35, with the following menu: cel¬ery and olives, seafood patties a laNewberg, head lettuce with thou¬sand island dressing, ice cream sand¬wiches and demi-tasse.Introduce “My Prom Girl”Dancing will be resumed about12:30, and “My Prom Girl” intro¬duced. Copies of the song, whichwas written by a University alumnus,are to be placed on sale after thedance at the University bookstore.Tickets for the Prom can be pur¬chased for $7.75 a couple at Wood¬worth’s and the University bookstore,from Robert W. Fisher at The DailyMaroon office, and from the head ofeach fraternity house.CAP AND GOWNPICTURES TAKENA. T. & T. OFFICIALS,CHAIN STORE MANINTERVIEW SENIORSRepresentatives of the AmericanTelephone and Telegraph Company,E D. Hall, W. C. Hall, and M. B.Long are coming to the Universityio interview seniors interested intonnections with their firms. Stu¬dents should see John Kennan ofthe Board of Vocational Guidance assoon as possible for appointments,only a few will be interviewed andthose who come first will be favoredmost.Paul Foster, representative of theW. T. Grant chain stores wil be atthe University Wednesday, Feb. 20,to interview applicants for an execu¬tive position in their chain stores,ll'hose who place will be trained atthe start in one of the stores and willpe advanced to an executive positionpB soon as possible. Another group of organization pic¬tures for the Cap and Gown will betaken today and tomorrow. Theschedule is as follows:Thursday12:00—Board of Women’s Organiza¬tions.12:30—Federation of UniversityWomen.12:45—Women’s Honor BaseballTeam.1:00—W. A. A. Board.1:07—Y. W. C. A. Cabinets.1:15—^Astrato.1:30—Home Economics Club.1:45—Kindergarten Primary Club.2:00—Freshmen Women’s Club.2:30—Tarpon.Friday12:00—Foster Hall residents.12:15—Kelly Hall.12:30—Green Hall.12:45—Beecher Hall.1:00—French House.1:30—Greenwood Hall.2:00—Drexel House.2:30—Blackstone Hall.ELECT CLUB COUNCILElection of officers of the Fresh¬man Women’s club council will beheld today at 4 in the Y. W. C. A.poom of Ida Noyes hall. Tea willbe served from 3:30 to 5:30.The Council has nominated' D^orisi^nderson for chairman, Viola Bow-sr fot tseefetary, and Sylvia^fVeid-jEjtnan for treasurer. Additional ||fiations will be made from the floor. Argentine Educators toInspect Campus TodayEducators from Argentina willvisit the campus today, for the pur¬pose of getting an American view¬point on education. Several membersof the party wi|| hold personal in¬terviews with the heads of some ofthe departments on campus.Mr. Eamesto Nelson, supervisorof. Secondary Education in Argen¬tina is among the group, and will lec¬ture WArgPntine 'Bducatibn asSeifen-lthrough American Eyes,” to-day. at 4‘.30 in Melfield halU□ 1Page Two THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 14, 1929iatlg iiar00nFOUNDED IN 1*01THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, ci^ept Saturdar. Sunday and Monday, daring tha Autumn.Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscriptioa ratastS.OO per year; by mail. (1.60 par year extra. Single eopim. five cants each.EIntered as second class matter March 18. IMS, at the post office at Chicago.Illinois, under the Act of March S, 1878.'ITta Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member ef the Western Conference Press AssodatienThe StaffsLOUIS H. ENGEL, JR., MANAGING EDITORROBERT W. FISHER, BUSINESS MANAGERHARRIET HARRIS, WOiMAN*S WITORHENRY D. FISHER, SPORTS EDITORVICTOR ROTERUS, CHAIRMAN EDITORIAL BOARDOFFICE—ROOM 16, 6831 University Avenue, LEXINCTON HALLTelephones: Midway 0800, Local 44, Hyde Park 9221MENCba.lse H. Good. News EditorEdwin Levia News EditorRobert C. MsOsomasir. News EditorLeon J. Baer Day EditorEdward G. Bastian - Day EditorStanley M. Corbett. Day EditorNorman R. Oeldmaa Day EditorEd^r Greenwald Day EditorJohn H. Hardin Day EditorWeary C. Riplay Day EditorWOMENHarriet Hathaway _— Junior EditorRos^ad Green Junior EditorJ. Aldean Gibboney Faatnrs EditorFranses A. BledaeM. Sophonsore BdRorMarjorie Cahill fapbomore EditorPearl Eleia ftphuihors EditorMarion S. White Sb^omoro EditorMargaret Eastman Senior Reporter•Mice Toerey ' Society Editor SPORTS DEPARTMENTAlbert Arkulas SophoHMre EditorMaurice T iebmsn Sophomore EditorJerome fttraam — Sophoasoro Bdi|U>rEmmarotto, Dawson Women’s EditorMarjorie Tolnsan..Aoseeiate Women’s EditorBUSiNBBS DEPARTSUDiTEarle M. Stocker. Advertising ManagerRobeirt Niobolson Circulation MagagarLoan Forbrich Circulation AssistantWilliam Kincheloe ....Circulation AasiotantLee LoventhalRobert Mayer ...Fred Tosp^ey ...Abe Blinder .....Robert Shapiro . ..OiHee Manager-Dnwntowh Copy..Downtown Co^._:-:...Loeir CopyLgeal CopyTHE DAILY MARCKHi PLATFORM1. Encouragement of etudent initiative in undergraduate activityand eeholareKip.2. Application of reeearek prineiplee and abolition of gradee foripptensor eoUego etudente.S. Promotion of undergraduate interest in lectures, concerts,exhibits and other campus ^tural infUtsncee.4. Erection of a field house.5. Adoption of a deferred fraternity and club rushing plan.6. Institution of a Reading Period plan.‘”TWAS AT THE BALL 1 MET HER . . .The charge constantly hurled at this University of vine-ridden,somber buildings is that there is a deplorable lack here of so-called“spirit.” The attitude is defined as being entirely too cosmopolitan;indifference, ay! apathy, pollutes the atmosphere of the quadrangles.Life here, th^y tell us, is about as thrilling as the gray limestone thathas gone into the integration of Harper Library, the new chapel,that is going into the Eckhart laboratory and various other buildingsof the University of the future. Some of the freshmen bring with¬in these gray portals some of the spirit of youth, the joie de vivre, butafter a time even they succumb, mayhap slowly but most surely; thedull limestone gets them. Tliis is not, it has been said again andagain, a breeding place for “college spirit.”Every now and then a feeble attempt is made to infect the un¬dergraduate body with this ‘‘spirit” thing in the form of a class-rush,hap'hazard h'-.-zing of freshmen, the wearing of toeques; but just asoften the movement dies from lack of enthusiastic support and ap¬proval from the general undergraduate body. Thus it is said thatmany moan that the University is too cold, that it suffers becausethere are no tattoed slickers and because the undergraduates do nottie their cravats in big knots.Although the University has fortunately escaped most of theadolescent tricks, it does offer some very good outlets for the re¬leasing of any enthusiasm or sociability that may be included underthe very moot term “college spirit.”The annual Washington Prom is not the least of these. Here isan opportunity for the campus to gather in the amiable atmosphereof a dignified social function, and for the evening forget impendingterm papers, approaching examinations and personal frets andworries to enjoy one of the few general University affairs.There is no reason why any undergraduate who has taught hitprops to follow the rhythms of a saxophone should not hie himselfto the South Shore Country Club with a lassie tomorrow evening.Zez Confrey and his orchestra, we understand, play persuasive music,so seductive as to remove the bad tastes left by last Friday’s flurryof mid-terms.TTose who yearn for a bit of this .satisfying “spirit” elementwould do well to seek it at the Prom tomorrow night.TUXEDOSFOR RENTr- - T —For the Washington Prom and OtherFormalst aft- -Collegiate Modles - All SizesSpecial Student Rates3nt..v SAM GINGISS & SON6 East Lake SL, Room S04 T^ Derthofn SMB ‘" ChicafoOPEN EVENINGS? ‘nl” L.diS. 'Ai K yiTrJiv trm f; - FOREIGN DOCTORPRAISES MEDICALSCHOOL* SYSTEM LEAGUE OF WOA^ ‘VOTERS MEETS ATpouncAL institute(Continued from page 1)director of the -University Clinics,who was the guest of Dr. Klebs inSwitzerland some time ago. Accord¬ing to Dr. Klebs, the University Med¬ical school is one of the, most in¬teresting and promising medical ex¬periments he has seen. “The factthat these doctors-to-be mingle withmen of all professions during theirperiod of schooling is invaluable infuture practise,” said Dr. Klebs. Hefurther stated that Europe has noth¬ing which corresponds to Americanmedical schools. (Continued from page 1)of the Social Service Administrationdepartment. Professors Merriam andLeonard D. White of the PoliticalScience department, and ProfessorErnest W. Burgess of the Sociologydepartment.Admission for the entire course isthree dollars, for single sessionsseventy-five cents. 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Michigan and Iowa,comparative newcomers on Purduegrid schedules, will both be met inhome games, along with the KansasAggies and the University of Mis¬sissippi, outstanding representativesof the Missouri Valley and SouthernConference, respectively. The fifthhome tilt will be provided by De-Pauw, an old state rival.Three Outside CanesHostilities will be renewed withChicago, Wisconsin and Indiana inthe three out-of-town games, carry¬ing on gridiron feuds that are rec¬ognized throughout Western Confer¬ence eireels The traditional Purdue-Chicago game in the Windy City onOctober 26 wil be the first trip outof town for the Boilermakers afterthree home stands, while the Purdue-CLASSIFIED ADSWANTED—Girl. Share apt. withtwo University girls. Very reason¬able. Harper E 22.BEAUTIFUL FURNITURE — 4-rms. latest stye 8 pc. frieze parlor*nite, 8 pc. massive w^nut diningroom SultCiy 4 pc. walnut bedroomsuite with spring and mattress, 5 pc.decorated breakfast set, 2 9x12ton rugs, small rugs, 2 lamps, oilpaintings, silverware, occasional ta¬ble, mirror, etc. $660 takes all, worth$3,000. Will arrange for delivery;also separate. Ideal for young cou¬ple. Winner, 8228 Maryland Ave.,7st apt., one block, eact of CottageGrove Ave., phone Stewart 1876,Chicago.TO RENT—Purn. apts. 7 rms.steam, modern, $10.00 wk. PhoneEnglewood 1810 for apt. MarylandAve. 6738.LOST—Kappa Sigma Pin. Finder[>leasc call Plaza 3313. Reward.ERNST ROEHLK5809 Harper Ave.Phone Hyde Park 8282ARTIST - PHOTOGRAPHERUniversity Drug Co.61tt and EllisLUNCHEON SERVEDReal Home Made FoodServed as You Like It.We Deliver Fairfax 4800ONE SEMESTER HOUROF MUSIC 'Maybe it isn't scheduled in theDean's office. However, it is ob¬served in most of the ChapterHouses and Halls. The daily hourof music you enjoy with yourRadio, Phonograph, Banjo, Saxor Uke. You can get them all atLyon & Healy’s—just a shprthike from the campus. Come inafter classes.Inquire About OurLow Monthly Payments PlanWOODLAWN BRANCH:870 East ^rd StreetOpen Evenings Till 9 P. M.l^on^Healy Wisconsin game at Madison on No¬vember 2 has been selected as theBadger Homecoming attraction. Dur¬ing the last season, Purdue decisivelytrounced Chicago, 40 to 0, andfought to a great 19 to 19 tie withWisconsin The only other out-of-town trek of the Boilermakers willcome for the last game of the sea¬son on November 23 for the annualHoosier class, Purdue vs. Indiana,which is scheduled this year forBloomington.Considerable interest attaches tothe Michigan game on October 12,which will mark the first meeting ofthe two schools on the gridiron since1900. The opening tilt of the seasonwith the Kansas Aggdes, outstandingBig Six school coached by Bo Mc¬Millan, former Center College star.pr "Tht « . 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FEBRUARY 14. 1929ATHENAEUM(Continued from page 1)picious gentlemen and the folks from.home who have to catch the 10:10.back to Oak Park.Well, boys, come on, take a lookinto the gfreat pure Mirror and geta reflection of this exciting Univers¬ity whirl. Let’s give the little girlsa ham.Dr. Roman Dyboski, who is at pres-,ent lecturing at The University hasbeen invited by the United PolishStudents Circles in Chicago to speakbefore them on “Student Life in•Poland” on Sunday, February 17that 2:30 at the club of “Lynoric* Wol-rtosci,” 1042 N. Robey St. FOR RENTSHOTWELL HALLFifty-Fifth Street at Blackstone Ave.FOR DANCES - LODGES - PARTIESSWAN & LORIS H, Inc.55th St. at Blackstone Ave. Dorchester 3000Go to Soviet RussiaStudents are welcomedmost cordially in SovietRussia . . .. . . where the world’smost gigantic social ex¬periment is being made—^amidst a galaxy of pic¬turesque nationalities,wondrous scenery, splen¬did architecture and ex¬otic civilizations. 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And an ice-cold Coca-Cola, with that delicious tasteand cool after-sense of refresh¬ment, leaves no argument aboutwhen, where — and how — topause and refresh yourself.The Coca-Cols Co., Atlanta, Ca.MILLIONA DAY/ YOU CAN’T BEAT THEPAUSE THAT REFRESHESAMERICAN PENCIL CO., Willow Ave., Hoboken, N.J.A VENUS Pencil Factory Product- I T HAD T O B E GOOD T O GET WHERE I T I SCollege Graduatesneed aSPRING BOARDto theirFIRST POSITIONour10 Weeks Intensive ShorthiuidCourse for only college grad¬uates and undergraduates will“spring" you into the job youwant.Get full information about thisspecial course in time to enrollfor winter quarter.Phone Wentworth 0992Business AdministrationDepartmentENGLEWOOD BUSINESS COLLEGE735 Englewood AvenueSENIORSDEPARTMENT OF PHYSICSDEPARTMENT OF ECONOMICSinterested in opportunity- - for - -EMPLOYMENT AFTER GRADUATl- - with the - -BELL SYSTEMshould interview representatives- - of - -BELL TELEPHONE LABORATORIESWESTERN ELECTRIC COMPANYILLINOIS BELL TELEPHONE COMPANYon the campus iMonday, Feb. 18 or Tuesday, Feb.Make appointment for interviews withMR. J. C. KENNANitBoard of Vocational Guidance and Placellltlft Th e Mindu Fakir tosses a rope into the air,swarms up said rope hand over hand, and pullsit in after him. Marvelous! One skeptical touristcook a snapshot of the miracle. Result: nomiracle, no climb, nothing.You can’t photograph a cigarette’s flavor,of course. Can’t taste it, either, if it isn’t there.Mildness can be overdone, you know — to the point where there’s no taste at all. But neverin Chesterfields. They’ve got flavor and body,and it doesn’t take a hypnotist to prove it.Not that there’s even a hint of harshness inChesterfield. There’s none smoother. But all thefull, rich, subtly blended tobacco flavors fckept intact to do their pleasant duty—to satisfy.Isn’t that what a cigarette is for?Chesterfield•4 MILD enough for anybody.ound yet..THEY SATISFYUGGRTT « MYFRS TOUAtTO CO.\