ii.! / ti “COMPLETECAMPUSCOVERAGE”Vol. 28. No. 61. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 6, 1929 Price Five Cent*THE Daily Maroon,Dead-LineDear Harry and Mickey:Louie forgot to leave his columnwith us tonight. So we must fill upthis damned column some way. Andwhat better than to give you a longneeded lecture on proof-reading.We haven’t been up to see youfor a long time; but will probablyhave to start in again. You raisehell when we change head type,when we call for some last minuteproof corrections, when we cutstories to balance the page, whenLouie brings his column down afteryou and john hardin have beenwaiting for two hours when ed bastian is on night duty and performshis role as comma chaser when Har¬riett gets last minute qualms and de¬cides to perk a Mirror story headline, when vie roterus calls up lateand asks someone to call for theeditorials when Bob Fisher and earleStocker come in at twelve oclock witha last minute maid-rite ad that cutsthe editorial column to pieces andwrecks the sport page, when we callup at the last minute to have a datecorrected or spell some name wronghoping by chance that you mightprint it correctly well you did curseat us Harry but we’re going to cursesome now we remember once wemade some head corrections andyou fixed them all right only you putthe heads over the wrong stories.But the balance was fine that’s allanyone say after all now its time tostart razzing you again our night DRAW UP NEW EMPLOYMENT PLANRolvaag Discusses"Books and Folks ’At Informal TalkMACOY WRITES,DIRECTS PLAY ONBUSINESS WORLD“F. O. B. mat?” AddsModernistic Touchto PlayfestA modernistic note is struck in theDramatic Association’s production of"F. 0. B. What?” a one-act playwhich will be presented during thePlayfest, February 8 and 9 in the j acts upon life,” said Prof. Rolvaag,Reynolds club theatre. “for literature is life, condensed andThe play, a travesty on the mod- j intensified.” It is the only real mirrorern, frenzied, American business of- [that we have of history. The poet isBy Margaret EastmanOle Edvard Rolvaag, author of“Giants in the Earth,” did not lec¬ture at Mandel hall last night Heconversed in a rambling but some¬how satisfactory fashion of booksand folks.His first theme was the influenceof literature upon life. “Literature Men’s Board to MeetToday for First Timefice, is written and directed by Eu¬gene Macoy, president of Tower play¬ers. Winfield Lowe will assume therole of the high-pressure salesman.He last appeared as Damby in “LadyWindermere’s Fan.” Howard Willetttakes the part of the inefficient of¬fice worker. Leila Whitney will playMiss Marks, the stenographer. Mak¬ing their initial appearance in theDramatic Association productionsare Florence Stackhouse as Miss Din¬gle, the telephone girl; Orvis Hen-kle as Harry, the office boy; andGeorge Brodsky as Mr. Adder, theclerk.Viola Bower undei'studying thewomen’s parts, and Sydney Sacer-dote, the men’s. The scenic designsmen have been given orders to take will be planned by Leila Whitney anddouble page proof now theyll takefive why there were at least fourcommas out of place, one semicolonmissing two names misspelled and onepi line in todays maroon thats abominable far below our old standardsand in one case the composers namewas omitted entirely from the :,ymphony story even if the namewasnt on the copy you should knowthat beethoven wrote the coriolanusoverture and that strauss wrote thetone poem from death and transfiguration when those two stories werelate last night you never should havefidgeted as you did youve been setingup the daily maroon now for the pastten years and you should knowenough about the policy activtiy andconnections of the university administration and student life to havewritten those stories yourselves evenif they are not so well done as edgreenwalds or peg eastman youshould have filled those spaces without chasing louie john howe or usaround you should even be able tofill this column yourself but we areafraid it would be line after line ofshrdlu etaoin ? x etc with plenty oflead between has louie called up yetHarry we hope he phones down ablind alley to take the place of thisdrivel nevertheless we have satisfiedour collective ego weve given youhell typesetting tyrants and youcant answer back and you cant throwcarrots at us either nix on the pieHarryRun Thiscall dorechester 3318 if this isn’tenough to fill the columned and harrietyou can cut thisp s this is an emergency HarryCharlie goody was taken down withlumbago George Brodsky is in charge of theproperties.POLISCICLUBTOFORM PLANS FORELECTION TALKS1 a. m., Feb. 6,The Printer’s.Dear Ed and Harriet,In reading your little column,which we consider quite the tripe,we didn’t notice any capitals, periodsor commas. We trusted, however, inyour usual taste and discrimination,as evidenced by the copy you senddown here, and let ’em all go hang.iWhat the hell!Like the good old maiden aunt,we get the last word, you notice.Lovingly,Mickey and Harry. The Undergraduate Political Sci¬ence club will hold its first mainmeeting Thursday noon m HarperE 41, to formulate plans for thequarter and as to how the futuremeetings are to be held.The club in conjunction with theLeague of Women Voters is plan¬ning to have an aldermanic talk inconnection with the coming wardelections. The plans are to have Al¬derman Grossman and Candidate Ea¬ton talk in the form of a debate, giv¬ing their opinions on the differentissues and problems of the fifth ward.The club intends to follow thecustom of last quarter and have oc¬casional dinners in the round-table(Continued on age 2) the interpreter of life. For instance,there is the influence of Homerupon the middle ages, and the in¬fluence of stories of war upon ustoday. “If war is to be eliminated,literature must play a great part inthat process.”Necesaities For WritngHe spoke of the three necessitiesfor creative writing. It must first bebeautiful. In the hands of the poetthe most mundane will turn to beau¬ty. It also appeals to the moralsense, for literature is always preach¬ing. And it will spring from inspir¬ation, which depends on profoundconcentration on some part or prob¬lem of humanity.Prof. Rolvaag then talked of theinfluence of life upon literature.“Romanticism is dying hard in Amer¬ica,” he remarked, “I have been ac¬cused of murder and foul play be¬cause in one of my novels a goodman died in a snow storm. But folksare still human beings and a newart is coming which will interpret usas we are to coming generations.” Led by Dean Chauncey S. Bouch¬er of the College of Arts, Literatureand Science, the first meeting of thenewly formed Men’s Commission to¬day at noon in room D of the Rey¬nolds club will be devoted to a dis¬cussion of the dormitory problem atthe University.David H. Stevens, assistant to Act¬ing President F. C. Woodward, willbe his representative at the meetingand will preside. Dean Boucher willgive a general summary of the prob¬lem facing the commission, whichwas formed to consider the social andreligious problems of the University.A special lunch has been orderedand will be served by caterers. William Barnes,Noted Organist,Plays in ChapelDOUGLAS SPEAKS INUTIUTY SYMPOSIUMAnnounce Two NewScholastic AwardsDescendants of Confederate vet¬erans who are now students in theUniversity should leave their namesat the office of Fellowships andScholarships, 116 Cobb Hall, withMiss Masini. These names will forma list of persons eligible for a specialscholarship to be etablished at theUniversity.The Germanistic Society of Amer¬ica, Inc., will award a $1500 fellow¬ship to an American student whocontemplates studying some phase ofGerman civilization at a German uni¬versity. The Fellowship will be ad¬ministered by the Institute of Inter¬national Education through its Ger¬manistic Society Fellowship Commit¬tee. Further information as to quali¬fications may be obtained by address¬ing Germanistic Society FellowshipCommittee, Institute of InternationalEducation, 2 West 45th St., NewYork, N. Y.DEFER GRAO. PHOTOSThe Cap and Gown photographerwill not keep his appointment withthe Order of Grail tomorrow at 4 aswas arranged, but will postpone ituntil Feb. iS at-3:30. The schedulefor further appointments will be post¬ed in The Daily Maroon. Paul H. Douglas, professor of eco¬nomics, will participate in a sym¬posium on “Power Control” conduct¬ed by the Chicago Chapter of theLeague for Industrial Democracy onMarch 2 in the Woman’s City club,360 North Michigan avenue.The program will include discus¬sions of both public regulation andpublic ownership of utilities, of theengineering and economic aspects ofthe electric power problem and ofmore general social questions in¬volved. Professor Douglas will pre¬sent the economist’s point of viewin his talk on “The Electrical Indus¬try as Viewed by the Economist andthe Sociologist.”Israel M. Labovitz with the aidof Meyer Halushka, chairman of thecommittee on arrangements, andCynthia Smith Read, chairman ofthe publicity committee, has beeninstrumental in arranging these meet¬ings of the society. Compose, FeatureSpecial Song forWashington PromA special song, “My Prom Girl,”has been written for the WashingtonProm, to be held Friday, Feb. 15, atthe South Shore Country club, andwill be featured in a number ZezConfrey and his orchestra, accordingto Robert Fisher, one of the leadersof the Prom.Since this is the twenty-fifth an¬nual prom to be held, all of the dec¬orations, program, and costumes ofthe leaders are planned with theide# of a Silver Anniversary in mind.The programs will also contain abrief account of the history of theProm and of the campus careers ofthis year’s leaders.General arrangement are practi¬cally complete, and the tickets aregoing fast. It has been definitelydecided that only three hundredcouples will be admitted to the danceand it is probable that tickets will betaken off sale on Feb. 11. William H. Barnes, nationallyknown organist, will give a recitaltonight at 8:15 in the chapel. Mr.Barnes was one of the committeewhich selected and designed the or¬gan in the chapel, and he is an au¬thority on organ building, as well asan organist of high ability, accordingto Mack Evans, musical director.Mr. Barnes will play SolemnMarch by Arthur Foote, ConcertoNo. 5 'allegro presto—by Handel,Minuet by C. P. E. Bach, Legend ofthe Mountain by Karg-Elert, Alle¬gretto by Wolstenholme, Allegro conbris by Mailly, Night by Cyril Jen¬kins, Scherzo by James Rogers, Pre¬lude to Lohengrin by Wagner, andToccata in G minor by Matthews.Organist In EvanstonMr. Barnes, who is a graduate ofHarvard, is a Chicago business manand organist of the First BaptistChurch of Evanston. He conducts adepartment in the “American Organ-(Continued on age 2) BUSINESS FIRMSARRANGE JOBSFOR STUDENTSOfficial of GeneralElectric CompanyGives InterviewOFFER POSITIONSFOR BLACKFRIARSPRODUCTION STAFFHome Ec. Clubs toHold Annual DinnerSend Year Book toPress February 16“The publication of the Cap andGown V ill not be delayed longer thanthe sixteenth of the month,” was theannouncement made yesterday byJohn Ridge, editor. This postpone¬ment of two weeks has been made inorder to give delinquent seniors a lastchance to have their pictures tak¬en. So far, about seven hundred se¬niors have been photographed, buta hundred per cent representation ofthe class is expected.Work in the Cap and Gown officehas nearly been completed. The en¬graving and art work is practicallyfinished, and all pictures which havebeen received, are being mounted.The following teams will be photo¬graphed during the next week: trackbasketball, swimming, water polo,freshman basketball, and freshmanswimming. * Members of the Graduate and Un¬dergraduate Home Economics clubsand members of the Home Econom¬ics faculty will unite at the annualdepartmental banquet Friday at 6:30in the sunparlor of Ida Noyes hall.The speakers will consider variousphases of vocational opportunitiesin home economics, with the excep¬tion of the field of teaching.Miss Lucille Reynolds, a graduatestudent, will speak on “Opportun¬ities in Extension Work,” Miss Flor¬ence Smith, dietician at the BillingsMemorial hospital, on “HospitalDietaries”; Mrs. Lawrence Andrews,an alumna, on “Homemaking”; MissMeta Given of the Evaporated MilkAssociation on “Commercial Work”;Miss Katherine Blunt of the HomeEconomics department on “Researchin Home Economics”; and Miss Dor¬othea Marlow on “Commercial Workwith Textiles.”A limited number of tickets willbe on sale today in Blaine 309.OFFER POETRY PRIZEContributions for the fifty dollarFiske prize in poetry should reachthe office of the president not laterthan March 1. All students of theUniversity are eligible, but those whohave previously won the prize arebarred from the competition. Therere no limitations as to style or lengthbut only one poem may be submittedby contributors. That poem may bein cycle form.The poems submitted must beunpublished and must be submittedunder a pseudonym. Sophomores and juniors who areinterested in positions on the variousstaffs for the current production ofBlackfriars should get in touch withCharles Warner, Abbot. All namesmust be in before Friday and lettersstating the .past experience of theapplicant, and the committee onwhich he wishes to serve should beaddressed to Charles Warne,r Black¬friars, Box 286, Faculty Exchange.Among the positions open arethose on the following committees:lights, costumes, scenery, program,score, box office, properties, public¬ity, chorus master and company man¬ager. The director of the productionis to be chosen by Warner and theboard of Superiors and the resultof the choice '(vill be announced soon.A committee composed of a numberof professors in the English depart¬ment is at work on the choice of amanuscript.In the list of the committee headswhich was published in a recent is¬sue of the Maroon, the name of Nor¬man Eaton, Alpha Delt, was omitted.He was appointed manager of thelighting. The Board of Vocational Guidanceand Placement has just announ ed itsprogram for helping students of theUniversity find permanent businessconnections. During the year a largenumber of business concerns willhave representatives in the offices ofthe board to interview and selectstudents for positions.Interview Student*Yesterday Mr M. L. Frederick ofthe General Electric company inter¬viewed over a dozen students whoare interested in the training pro¬gram and employment plan of his or¬ganization. Representatives of theAmerican Telephone and Telegraph• company, the Standard Statisticscompany, the W. T. Grant stores, theBell Telephone laboratories, theWestern Electric company, and sev¬eral other companies have alreadyarrangea to be at the University dur¬ing the month of November to inter¬view students. Between now andJune a large number of other busi¬ness concerns will send representa¬tives to the offices of the board.New OrganizationThe Board of Vocational Guidanceand Placement is a new organizationwhich is in its second year as an ad¬ministrative unit of the University.It has absorbed the old Board of Rec¬ommendations, which took care ofplacing teachers, and the Employ-(Continued on age 2)WINTER FORGE SOLDON CAMPUS TODAYWith poetry, prose, criticism, andsketches composing according to theeditors, the largest issue in its his¬tory, The Forge: A Midwestern Re¬view is being sold today at the bookstores near campus, as well as on thefirst floor of Cobb hall and at IdaNoyes hall The price for the maga¬zine is twenty-five cents.The new issue includes severalreproductions of modernistic paint¬ings, as well as a discussion of con¬temporary poetry by Associate Pro¬fessor Fred Millett.Symphony Concert Is RepetitionOf Thomas Memorial ProgramBy Alfred V. FrankensteinYesterday afternoon at Mandelhall Frederick Stock repeated thebulk of the program given as a mem¬orial to Theodore Thomas at Or¬chestra hall a few weeks ago. It cel¬ebrated Thomas in two ways, firstby giving us Beethoven’s “HeroicSymphony Written to Celebrate theMemory of a Great Man ” and sec¬ond by presenting a work of a com¬poser that Thomas had to fight forRichard Strauss. The Strausswork was “Death and Transfigura¬tion,” which carried the elegiac ideastill further.The memory of a great man isfittingly celebrated with this thirdsymphony of Beethoven. Particular¬ly the memory of a great musician.Thomas filled both roles. It takes thetype of heroism commonly known asguts to keep an orchestra at a con¬sistently high level when the organsof public opinion suggest that oneought to be run out of town for com¬pelling the representatives of thepress to listen to more than onemovement of a symphony Such wasthe state of mind in which Chicagoreceived Theodore Thomas. Thomas fought not only to putover Beethoven in this town, butwas also the champion of the newtalents of his day. This particularexample of his championship, has,however, nearly come to the end ofits period of usefulness. The wander¬ing formlessness and grandiose vul¬garity of the piece are becoming a bittoo apparent. Next time I shouldlike to see the Thomas memorial pro¬gram include some work that needstoday the kind of scrappy supportThomas would give it. Our univevwsity concerts are lacking in the ex¬perimental and newly imagined, any¬way, but that idea would require anew paragraph and the space alreadyis filled, and I can go home.PICK POSTER JUDGESJudges for the Mirror poster con¬test have been announced. They are:Assistant Professor Edward IvRothschild, and Mr. George Downing^of the Art department. Assistant Pro¬fessor Frank H. O’Hara, director ofstudent activities, Ellen Hartman andFlossie Herzman, managers of Mir¬ror.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 6, 1929oIljF iatig iWarnnnFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, exrept Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription ratesIS.OO per year; by maiS, 91.60 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Elntered as second class matter March IS, 1903, at the itost office at Chicago,Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffLOUIS H. ENGEL, JR., MANAGING EDITORROBERT W. FISHER, BUSINESS MANAGERHARRIET HARRIS, WOMAN’S EDITORHENRY D. FISHER, SPORTS EDITORVICTOR ROTERUS, CHAIRMAN EDITORIAL BOARDOFFICE—ROOM 16, 5831 University Avenue, LEXINGTON HALLTelephones: Midway 0800, Local 44, Hyde Park 9221SPORTS DEPARTMENTAlbert Arkules Sophomore EditorMaurice Liebman Sophomore EditorJerome Strauss Sophomore EditorElmmarette Dawson Women’s EditorMarjorie Tolman..Associate Women's EditorNews EditorNewt EditorRobert C. McCormack....Leon J. Baer . New* EditorDay Editor. .Day EMitor.Day EditorDay EditorEdgar Greenwald Day EMitorDay EditorDay ElditorWOMENHarriet Hathaway Junior EditorRnulinA C.reen Junior EditorJ. Aldean GibboneyFrance* A. BlodgettMarjorie Cahill — Feature EditorSophomore EditorSophomore ElditorSophomore EditorMarion E. White Sophomore Eklitor■Mice Torrey Society Eklito.- BUSINESS DEPARTMENTEarle M. Stocker Advertising ManagerRobert Nicholson Circulation ManagerLouis Forbrich Circulation AssistantWilliam Kincheloe ....Circulation AssistantLee Loventhal Office ManagerRobert Mayer Downtown CopyFred Towsley Downtown CopyAbe Blinder Local CopyRobert Shapiro Local CopyTHE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate activityand echolnrship.2. Application of research principles and abolition of grades fortenior college students.■ 3. Promotion of undergraduate interest in lectures, concerts,exhibits and other campvs cultural influences.4. Erection of a field house.5. Adoption of a deferred fraternity and club rushing plan.6. Institution of a Reading Period plan. BUSINESS FIRMS ARRANGEi JOBS FOR STUDENTS(Continued from page 1)ment Bureau, which arranged part-time placement for students as wellas stu(iont« seeking permanent place¬ment after graduation.While the teachers’ placement pro¬gram and the part time placementprogram have been underway sincethe inauguration of the board, theplacement of studies, both men andwomen, who seek positions either inChicago or elsewhere throughout thecountry, was not begun until today.“Students interested in findingbusiness positons for themselveseither after the March convocationor after the June convocation shouldregister with us,” said W. H. Cow¬ley, head of the Board of VocationalGuidance and Placement, “if theyare interested in meeting employ¬ment directors or in being informedof positions which are reported open.We will have on our lists during theyear twenty-five hundred people seek¬ing teaching positions and about twothousand seeking part time positions.We expect the registration of severalhundred men and women who are in¬terested in finding business positions.The office of the Board is in CobbERNST ROEHLK5809 Harper Ave.Phone Hyde Park 8282ARTIST - PHOTOGRAPHER hall. Room 215. Business placementfor men will be managed by J. C.Kennan, and business placement forwomen will be managed by M. Au-rilla Wood, both of whom are work¬ing with Mr. Cowley.WILLIAM BARNES, NOTEDORGANIST, PLAYS IN CHAPEL(Continued from page 1)ist” in the “Music Magazine.” Hehas concentrated on acoustics andtonal effects in his study of organsin America and abroad. He has'The Businest College with tVaiversity Almoiphert 'Prepare for a buiinesf carerr atthe only Burtinest College in theWeatwhich requires every student to be atleast a 4-year High School graduate.Beginning on the first of April, July,October, and January, we conduct aspecial, complete, intensive, three*mentha* course in stenographywhich is open toCollege Groduates aadUndergradaiatee OnljrEnrollments for this course must bemade before the opening day—pref¬erably some time in advance, to besure of a place in the class.Stenography opens the way to inde¬pendence, and is a very great help inany position in life. The ability totake shorthand notes of lectures,sermons, conversation, and in manyother situations is a great asset.Bulletin on request.No Solicitors EmployedI PAUL MOSER, J, D. Ph. B.. President116 South Michigan Avenue12 th FloorRandolph 4147 Chicago, IllinoisIn the Dey School GirlsOnly are Enrolled(3404 B) 'V planned organs in forty churches, andis state president of the National As¬sociation of Organists.At the age of ten he began hispiano studies, taking up organ twoyears later. At seventeen he was or¬ganist in the Church of the Ascen¬sion in Chicago. He played the open¬ing recital at the convention of theAmerican Guild of Organists lastin Detroit. POLI SCI CLUB TO FORMPLANS FOR ELECTION TALKS(Continued from page 1)form. Prominent men of the Politi¬cal Science department and leadingmen in political affairs will be invit¬ed to attend the dinners. The meet¬ings will be held in mock-form ofthe League of Nations ,as they werelast year.WITCH KITCH INN’Where The A^tchery of Good CookingLures”6325 Woodlawn Ave.TABLE D’ HOTELuncheon - - — 40c Dinner -A la CarteSANDV'ICHES, SALADS, PIES, and CAKES “The rose is red, the violet blueSugar is sweet, and so are You!”THAT IS THE WAY WE USED TO SAY IT.NOWwe say it withBOOKSandVALENTINE CARDSGet Yours NowFOR HER - - - FOR HIMat theU. of C. BOOKSTORE5802 Ellis AvenuePATRONIZE MAROON ADVERTISERSHELPING THE BEWILDERED GRADUATEIn another column of today’s Daily Maroon there is an an¬nouncement concerning the enlarged and rejuvenated activities ofthe Bureau of Vocational Guidance and Placement, It has absorbedthe old Employment Bureau and the Bureau of Recommendations,and has, consequently, a far greater functional scope than eitherof those two bodies had previously. Now its functions are four-fold:that of placing students in permanent and part-time business po¬sitions, that of placing teachers, and that of guiding students un¬decided about their future vocation in their proper channel. jThis announcement is gratifying. To get the maximum worth iin efficiency and effectiveness from the various employment bodiesin this University it has long been necessary for them to come undera single, centralized organization. The University’s attitude in thepast hzis been to concern itself merely with the student’s activitieson the University campus. It has seen to it that his education was jas complete and liberal as it could well devise. This stress has notbeen misplaced. But, to our opinion, more stress could and shouldhave been levied upon the student s well-being after he has left thecollege portals. A university of this material, work-a-day era shouldnot limit itself to endowing its students with merely a liberal educa¬tion, beautiful and satisfying as that may be in itself. It should, in jsome measure, aid that student in his quest for material welfare, jThe average student who has, after his culture-seeking period onthe quadrangles comes to its regretable but inevitable end, no placeto go, is in a rather pitiful plight no matter how well he has ab¬sorbed Hegel, Heine and Hume,His dilemma is, concerning the urgent and constant need ofthe human physique for chops and shelter, not altogether a com- |forting one. Though his mind find Plato’s works highly palatable iand digestible, his stomach rebels for more tangible stuff. Here in- jdeed, would some pertinent counsel and active aid in regard to 'his material welfare be appreciatd by the university graduate. Andsuch aid, administred with more care and consideration than ever |before, is promised by the Bureau of Vocational Guidance and !Placement.The University is to be congratulated for reorganizing this signifi¬cant organization into the very useful and effective bureau it shouldbe.THE RANGE OF STRAUSSWe met a student coming out of Mandel yesterday eveningfollowing the concert, and he exclaimed, “Dammit. I shouldn’t go to jthese things; they affect me too strongly. Tb'at orchestra just plays jhell with my emotions; they twist and wrist my soul. They treatmy spiritual self most brutally. Now 1 don’t mind jazz music; itsnotes just pleasantly bounce on and from one. But the stuff thosefellows in there hash out soaks or drives right into one’s insides ina most disturbing manner; and dammit, I don’t like it.” We smelledgin odors on his breath and we’re going to stop him, but he pushedon into the night. Such popularitymust be deserved!To an outsider, the time and trouble taken toproduce a Chesterfield might seem as unneces¬sary as the sabre-scars so proudly worn bystudents of pre-war Heidelberg. But popularityis much the same the world over •— you don’tget it for nothing.But any short-cuts in the time it takes tocure and mellow the Chesterfield tobaccos, orone step the less in blending and balancing them — would end up in something that tuasn'/Chesterfield. And you wouldn’t like that.So we’ll stick to our old system—getting theright tobaccos, blending them the Chesterfieldway, never sacrificing character, body, flavor tomere mildness.We want to keep our popularity, now thatwe’ve earned it—and we know no better waythan to keep on earning it!ChesterfieldMILD enough for anybodyand yet. .TUEY SATISFYUCCITT * MYIM TOBACCO CO.Norgrenmen hope toscore first win againstlUini. nhe Wp Gymnasts preparefor Milwaukee “Y”meet Saturday.THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 6, 1929The TempestAnd now they call him “Lindy”Hoffer.Friends, fellow students, men anddeans, no doubt you are wonderingwhy “ole Danny” the man who hasbeen considered an institution inhimself should have his name chang¬ed. Well, folks, t’s a sad story.It was one of those cloudy morn-ngs when you have a lot to do andyou do nothing. There was a chill inthe air and you felt like sitting downin a big chair and talking to some¬one who would understand. And thiswriter committed the folly of goingto a little cozy corner in Bartlettwhere Coach MacGillivray was sit-tng and where “ole Danny” soonarrived. We leaned back and tookit easy. But the trouble with thesecoaches is that they’re too frank andso after “Mac” got through tellingof a school where they get the swim¬ming team into a big “crap” gameand then see that the pot goes tothe athletes. Coach Hoffer turnedaround to where we sat and quiteemphatically said, ‘Blamed be thesejournalists.” Being a quite intelli¬gent person we at once surmised that“ole Danny” was referrng to us. butbefore we could think of a comeback,Hoffer was upon us again. ‘About theonly way I can get publicity is byjumping off the Chapel or Cobb hall.However, I have been seriously con¬sidering having the team fly to IowaCity when they meet the Hawkeyes.Maybe then we’d bet a break. Icould have the boys swinging fromthe struts of the airplane and whenw’e fly over campus I could drop offsome of the ineligibles. I could pre¬vent risks by taking along the De¬bating Club which I am sure couldproduce enough air to keep the shipup and when we wanted to land I’djust slash the throats of the big jawboys.” “Danny” stopped. He lookedover to where we sat crestfallen andslyly winked to “Mac.” And themoral this story is don’t be a jour¬nalist or if you are, take a shavebefore entering the Gym.Coach MacGillivray is being keptquite busy these days. What wth theswimming and water polo teams,tank classes, interscholastic swimmeet at the end of the week, andthe conference meet here on March15, 16, “Mac” is going on high allday. However, he feels that he willhave plenty of time for managing themeets since his team is so shot topieces by ineligibility that he willbe able to give the features ail histime. Mac’s working hard on theswim team and still harder on thewater polo agg^’egation. Ve’ve beenwatching them practice the last fewdays and they certainly look plentygood. Their acid test will comeagainst the Badgers next week andif they come through on that occa¬sion they ought to have clear sailingfor the rest of the way. Maroonhopes for a championshp, n that casewill hinge on Wisconsin’s beatingthe mini. MAROONS HOPE TO BUCK UP ANDBEAT ILUNOIS TO SCORE FIRSTWIN OF THE CONFERENCE SEASONLittle Liklihood That Coach Norgren Will Use a DifferentTeam Because of HawkeyeGameThe Maroon basketball team willagain make a bid for victory Satur¬day night, this time confronting thetraditional and time-honored rival,Illinois. The Maroons will be meet¬ing the mini n a return engagementas Chcago ventured down to Cahm-paign earlier in the season.First Game Was CloseSome hope is being held that theMaroons will crash through for avictory, as they only lost their down-state fray by four points. It is fig¬ured that if they play as good bas¬ketball Saturday night as they didthe first time against the invaders,Chicago may emerge with its initialtriumph.While the Illini are not quite inthe class of Wisconsin or Purdue,and having sustained a defeat byButler no further back than Mondaynight, they possess a quintet of con¬siderable ability Only one man waslost in the .shuffle of scholastic exam¬inations. With the original lineuppractically intact, the downstateteam looks like formidable oppositionINTRAMURAL FIGHTIS NARROWED DOWNProbable winners of Intramuralbasketball “A” at the present timeare;Alpha league w 11 Phi Gamma Delt 3 02 Pi Lambda Phi 2 0 for the Maroons to overcome.Unevenets Lost GameFew changes, if any, will prevailin the Maroon lineup despite theirweak showing against Iowa last week.Coach Norgren’s outfit could havetaken the measure of the Hawkeyes,but their usual lapses into mediocreplaying flashed to the fore, and con¬stantly hindered whatever good per¬formances were turned in at inter¬vals.Saturday’s scrap may reveal adifferent kind of basketball, how¬ever, as both teams characteristicallyseem to fight harder when they meet.Last year, the Maroons came out ontop in both engagements, submerg¬ing the downstaters at Bartlett 52-26, and winning down there, 19-18.This sea.son, the Illini took the meas-uer of Chicago 21-17, and the Ma¬roons are anxious to even the score.Illinois Needs WinA victory for Illinis will pushthem up cnsiderably in the standings,while another defeat for Chicago willsimply shove Norgjen’s protegesdeeper down in the cellar.HIGH SCORING ONBASKETBALL CARDDAZZLES I-M FANSBeta league1 Alpha Tau Omega 3 02 Delta Tau Delta 3 1orMacs 3 1Delta league1 Phi Kappa Sigma 3 0orTau Kappa Epsilon 3 0Epsilon league1 Phi Kappa Psi 3 0orKappa Nu 3 0Gamma league1 Delta Upsilon 3 02 Beta Theta PiorKappa Sigma 2 2orJuniors 2 2Sigma league1 Medics 3 0Zeta league1 Snell 3 0Of these teams, the Phi Gam’s, A.T. O’s, Delts, Phi Kap’s, Phi Psi’s,D. U’s, and Snell look the best.Neither A. T. 0. nor D. U. lookas strong as they were last year. Several large scores surprised thespectators of the Intramural Basket¬ball games last evening. The fansare already trying to forecast theseason’s champions but a correct de¬cision can hardly be reached yet. Thescores for last night’s games were:Alpha De,ts, 19, Pi Lams, 15; PhiKaps, 13, Phi Gams, 12; Chi Psi, 44,Phi B. D. 13, Blake, 12, Acacia, 8,Gamma Alpha, 34, Chicago Theolog¬ical S, 6, Macs, 17, Phi Sigs, 10.Hilliard of the Chi Psi house couldnot be stopped by the Phi B. D.’s. Hewas all over the floor, making lo^gas well as short shots.The men making up the GammaAlpha team all were excellent shotsand their baskets were well distrib¬uted among them They trimmed theChicago Theological School 34 to 6.The Macs beat the Phi Sigs 17 to1. Priess of the latter team, how¬ever, was the star of the game. Hemade four out of five baskets forhis group while the Mac’s shots wereevenly divided.The Phi Gams and the Phi Kapsplayed the closest game of the eve¬ning and the latter team won by onepoint. It was a rough game and hadno unusual players Red Grange AgainBreaks Into TypeWith Grid TalkIn the midst of his much advertis¬ed vaudeville tour, Red Grange, ex¬phantom of the gridiron and nowphantom of the bright lights pauseda few minutes the other day to givean interview to the press with whichhe is of course entirely unaccuainted.Vaudeville, however, holds an ap¬peal for the Galloping Ghost, who afew years ago held a reign of terrorover the linesmen of opposing gridteams in the Western Conference.Professional football is “all right buta tough racket,” but as far as coach¬ing a college squad he thinks it is“too thankless a job.”“Let the best coach in the Big Tenhave a couple of lean years, and thealumni, who don’t know anythingabout it, holler for his head,” theformer Illinois star declares. “Lookat Doc Wilce. I think he was oneof the very best men in the confer¬ence, but as soon as his teams fin-i.shed low for a couple seasons, theyfound somebody to take his place.”Football Goes in Cycles“Football seems to run in cycles,”Mr. Grange reflected. “Any Univer¬sity will have good teams for a whileand then have some poor ones. That’swhat makes it rough on the poorcoaches, even when it isn’t theirfault.”Keeps In Condition“Professional football playerscan’t afford to neglect themselves,”he says. “They fight hard, but proteams do not develop the grudge ri¬valry that is often found betweencertain colleges. They know that ifthey fail to work and don’t deliverthe goods that they will be fired; ifthey star, it means more money tothem.”“Pro players seem to stand theracket pretty well; look at PaddyDriscoll,” he observed. “Paddy is 45years old, he has been playing fora good long time and still punts 60and 65 yards regularly.”PURDUE ATHLETESBUSY THIS MONTH“A meet a day” is almost theslogan of the Purdue athletic de¬partment this month, seven Boiler¬maker winter sports teams havingbeen carded for 26 encounters dur¬ing February. The busy athleticmonth was started Saturday whenthe gymnastic and fencing teams metthe South Side Turners, of Indian-aolis, and the wrestlers invaded IowaNormal, at Cedar Falls, Iowa, forthe first of the air of meets sched¬uled over the week-end.By the end of the month, each oneof the seven sports teams will haveswung into action in intercollegiatecomptition at least three times, whilethe wrestling and basketball ssuadstop the list with five engagementseach. HOFFER PREPARES us TURNERSFOR INVASION OF ILWAUKEE T’GYM FOR MEET IMS SATURDAYShowing Against Ohio State Team Gives CoachHopes of Another ChampionshipSquadWith three victories under its belt.Coach Hoffer’s national championshipgym team started work yesterday forits next meet, at Milwaukee “Y”Saturday Last Friday the team beatOhio Wesleyan handily and on thefollowing day trounced Ohio State.Promises Well For IllioinsCoach Hoffer exressed satisfactionat his outfit’s showing in the twomeets and feels that it will have atleast an even break in the Confer¬ence meet at Illinois on March 9. HeMAROON MATMENTO WRESTLE WITHCARDINAL SQUADIf You MUSTTake Notes. • • try this amazingnew ideaSIMPLY hold a soft,smooth, black-writ*ing VELVET pencil! n yourhand andnotesprachcallywrite themselves. Theblank look on your facevanishes and everythingcomes out O. K.VELVET Pencils^AMERICAN PENCU. CO.. Willow Ave.. Hoboken, N. J. -A VENUS Pencil Factory Producr 10 years in the same spotServing the University Folks.Tasty lunches and delicious dinnersat the right price. Arrangements canbe made for special parties — justaround the comer at—938-940 Blast 63rd St. Phone Midway 7207THEELLIS TEA SHOP The Wisconsin wrestling team,with which the Chicago matmen aredue to clash this week-end, is one ofthe strongest teams in the west. Al¬though the Badgers suffered a baddefeat at the hands of Illinois, thecontest on Saturday will test to theutmost the ability of the Maroons.The teams that Wisconsin hasturned out in former years havebeen noted for their strength, andthe men that will invade Chicago’sstronghold live up to this high stand¬ard. The team will be stronger thanthe one which fought the Illini, be¬cause a new semester ha sjust start¬ed and some men who were ineligiblewill now be able to compet:e. Theopponents are relying greatly uponCaptain Steton, a very capable vet¬eran, Boelk and Josephson, also hardfighters, and quite a number of menwith previous experience.K •’Chicago’s lineup is Still very un¬certain, especially in the 115 and125 pound classes. The improve¬ment in the squad has been fair, buta great deal of work is necessary in148, 158, 168, and 178 poundweights. They will have to step outto hold their own. The best chancesfor victory lies in theill5,' 138 andheavyweight classes. |Winning, Dyer and Sonderby havebeen consistent winners in theirweights. Every man ou.» ttie matteam will have to put out,his bestto come out on the righV of thescore. Until Saturday Mr. Vorreswill be found working nkro with thegrapplers to round them into shapeto beat the invading Badgers. was particularly impressed by theway his charges came from behindagainst Ohio State in their first bigmeet of the season.“Against the stiffest competitionencountered this year the men dis¬played plenty of fight in climbiinguphill to win,” he said yesterday.They turned in their best perform¬ance of the season.”Menze* Stars AgainCaptain Jack Menzies capturedindividual honors in both meets asusual. Against Ohio Wesleyan hetook three firsts, a second and athird, while against State he coppedtwo firsts, one second, and one third.Scherubel took second honors in theWesleyan meet with one first, twoseconds and a third. Against thegood State team he scored a secondand three thirds. Weaver and Wat¬son also placed in both meets.The stiffest competition liable tobe encountered in the Conferencemeet next momth will probably befrom Illinois. This squad flashed un¬expected skill against Iowa last Sat¬urday, beating the highly toutedHawkeyes with ease.Milwaukee “Y”, which fell victimto the Maroons two weeks, will en¬tertain their conquerors Saturday inplace of South Chicago “Y,” the meetwith whom has been cancelled.WILCOX, IOWA ACEIS FOUL THROW STARCaptain F. L. Wilcox of the Hawk-eye gage team is his way to betterhis last year’s free throw record. Hehas made 82 per cent of his charitytosses in games played so far thisyear. Wilcox’s last season record,which he is out to exceed, is 35 outof 46 free baskets and gives a totalof 76 per cent. During the presentseason he has found the hoop for allof 14 free thorws out of 17 attempt¬ed. Other Big Ten cagers will haveto go some to equal his record if hecontinues along the lines he has al¬ready started.EUCimVBSBCRBTAIUALTRAININOSpecial College~CUaM* arranzed ao aa nottoeon-flict with eullege work. Enrollment to highschool irradnatce or. equivalent. CoedocatinnaL/’home State imi fmr partiemimnaRKoa SCHOOt. aas Wartti WakeQog*. D. M. CNiCAMSpecial Ratesto Students-IN-ChicagoSj ^ost Homelike Hotelin and inspectour rooms and suites.i urjWINDERMERE - WESTFronting South on Jackson Park1614 East 56th StreetTELEPHONE FAIRFAX 6000Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 6, 1929■N,i lYbisSeIN MEMORIAMThe Tiger’s gone, that beast to preyHis passing need cause no dismay.For sad to suy the awful beastHas made his cruel bloody feastOn many a cherished lay. j And now the Blind Tiger has leftj these parts and all of us who knewI him are mourning his departure. To! his memory this column is dedicated.II We are hoping that some day he willcome back to this humorous institu-! tion and help us along with this un>! godly humor. Until such time we say‘Rest in peace. Van old boy!” as well as the Tide? inquires theWoman’s Home Companion.On verse libre crude or refinelOft has the hungry Tiger dined.And all our free and modern stuffHas always been a bit too roughFor his straight laced mind.The Tiger’s gone, but he has leftAt least a couple hearts bereftThe ladies miss him far awayOne word on his fine art we’ll sayHis touch was very deft.Carcajou. Does the moon affect the UntiedTelephone H. P. 3080TERESA DOLANBEN SMITZDORFSchool of Dancing1208 E. SSrd STREETMonday, Wednesday and FridayBeKinners ClassesPRIVATE LESSONS ANYTIMECOHANSGRAND Niahts 8:20 NOWMat. Sat.GEORGE CHOOS Sayshellon YOURSf LF CYCLONICMUSICALCOMEDYwithFredWARING HITVirginiaWATSONCarlRANDALLandWARING»SPENNSYLVANIANSSnappiest. Peppiest Chems In Tewn And by the looks and the feel,and the smell of the weather today,it seems as though spring is justabout to burst in on us. The boyswill all start digging out the ole golfsocks, and the women will be look¬ing for the sport sweaters and every¬body will be happy because we’ll havea good excuse for cutting classes.And people will go around telling youthat it’s great to be alive and you’ll agree with them, and hell, it’ll begreat!‘After all, travel broadens oneCHARLEY THE SPANIARDCLASSIFIED ADSWANTED — USEDLAW BOOKSWe will pay $2.75 to $3.00per copy for good used casebooks on the following list:Agency—Mecham (1925 ed.)Rights in Land — BigelowSales — Woodward WillisCostigan.Books sent C. O. D. or broughtto our store up to Feb. 8th willbe accepted.UNIVERSITY BOOKEXCHANGE203 N. Wabash Ave.Dearborn 4426 TO RENT—Light, airy rooms, oneblock from campus. Specially equip¬ped for students. Running water ineach room. Newly decorated, newlyfurnished. Rates $4.50-$6.00 single,Only Nine More Daysto theWashington Prom!Only Seven More Days to Buy YourTicketsatWOODWORTH’SU. of C. 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