MURPHYtSPENCE, CALOHAN, PENS ■■•■I'.-rrE HEAD BIG MEETS“COMPLETECAMPUSCOVERAGE” Batlp inaroon Mr. O'Hara's OfficeCobb 300 (3 copies)Ak'rvrti^ A iTiA^^ I ' ■COMMISSION.Vol. 28. No. 60. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 5, 1929 Price Five CentsEditor’s Note—^The Count disagreeswith us. “Our seconds, sir . . . .”After all the Count may be right, butwe know at least one bunch of pledgesthat are thankful for Hell week.CONCERNING HELL-WEEKBy The Count of Schlessvig-HolsteinI see by the papers that your editorcame out for worse and more vigoroushell-weeks with more emphasis beingplaced on a particular portion of theneophyte’s anatomy. He also statedthat the injuries of the freshmen wereno more serious than those sufferedby athletes on the field of glory. Fur¬thermore the right honorable L.H.E,argued that paddle wielding was quitethe proper thing for welding the heartsand souls of the freshmen togetherinto one holy and righteous somethingor other. Before I continue with thisdissertation, allow me to explain thatI do not differ with the Editor, butrather with his viewpoint. Inasmuchas I am one year nearer hell-weekthan he, I believe that I am betterqualified to deliver an enlightened out¬look on the situation. And that itis a point to be given due considera¬tion. SELECT 21 FOR MEN’S COMMISSIONAnnounce Gifts of Half Million to ClinicsHell-week is a back-to-Neanderthal-days movement on the part of theolder fellows. They seem to get agreat deal of personal satisfaction outof pounding on the neophyte fromdaylight until dark. Said Neander¬thals fan the posterior protuberancesof the freshmen into flame, yes, even¬tually into confla^ation as the weekwears on. My opponents argue thathell weeks are necessary, that a pros¬pective brother must have his mindput in a proper state for the initiatoryof the great and benevolent order heis about to join, he is joining, andwill have joined. It seems to me that iapplying paddles in the most effectivemanner is a rather indirect method ofputting the mind in readiness to ap¬preciate an initiation ceremony. Andif the initiatory isn’t good enoughin itself, paddling is a confession ofweakness on the part of the loyal sonsof so and so. SELECT MURPHYTO MANAGE CAGEMEET IN APRILSpence To Run TrackMeet; CalohanTennisManagers of the University inter¬scholastics as announced by A. A.Stagg, director of athletics, will beRay Murphy, Bob Spence, Bill Calo¬han, and Giles Penstone. Ray Murphywill direct the Basketball tournament.Bob Spence the track meet, Calohanthe tennis tournament, and Penstonethe wrestling meet.All these men have exceptional rec¬ords on campus. Ray Murphy is presi¬dent of the Undergraduate Council,was president of Skull and Crescent,and a member of Iron Mask. He hasbeen on the Basketball team for twoyears and has been on all of the classcouncils. He is also on the Board ofPublications and was on the Board ofDirectors of the Green Cap club. Mur¬phy is a member of Alpha Tau Omega.Spence is captain of the Swimmingteam and played end on the 1927 and1928 football teams. He is a memberof the Honor Commissioner, presidentof the Senior Class, and Iron Mask.He has served on all his class councilsand was a member of Skull and Cres¬cent. Spence is a marshall. He is amember of Alpha Delta Phi.Bill Calohan is captain of the tennisteam. He was treasurer of his class inhis sophomore year and a member of(Continued on page 4) Lasker, Epstein,And RosenwaldMake DonationsiiAll the attendant horse play is reallybeneath the dignity of a respectablecollege fraternity, whether it be AlphaAlpha or Mu Mu Mu. It not onlylowers a fraternity itself but also putsthe brothers and the neophytes on amuch lower plane than is necessaryor proper. Having freshmen do theMinnesota shift, push pennies withtheir noses, or carry cats on holyquests, is all high school stuff or some¬thing quite characteristic of personswith no more than moronic intelli¬gence. But we have our morons andour “They’re just great big grown upboys’’ with us, we’ll always have themwith us Q.E.D., we probably will haveall that asinine hokum that is char¬acteristic of most University frater¬nities. A few of the more enlightenedones can rise up with a seraphic lookand at this point, say, “See what afine bunch of boys we are.’’ Melting Pot IsObsolete ”—Wise“The Melting Pot idea is obsolete,”said Rabbi Stephen S. Wise in an ad¬dress yesterday in Harper library,‘Twenty-five or thirty years ago thepassion for Jewish obliteration reach¬ed its height or its depth. And at thattime we were but a point this side ofKu Klux Klanism. We not only triedto merge our race, but to submerge itWe not only strove for inward unitybut for outward uniformity.(ContinueJ on page 4)COMMITTEE ON ARTTO VISIT UNIVERSITYAs for bringing the group that goesthrough hell-week together into oneof those great big happy families youhear so much about, the flavor doesn'tlast. One has a rather warm feelingon the inside toward his brothers inagony, but only for awhile. As soonas he catches one of above mentionedbrothers in the back seat of his owncar with his own best girl, that greatwarm feeling has faculty for gettingaway from the inside and stayingaway.* * *And so it goes. Paddling is back tothe cave man era, horse play is be¬neath the dignity of a college frater¬nity, and that buhk about hell-weekbringing all the sufferers togetherreally doesn’t go over at all.To freshmen whose future brotherswill probably be uninfluenced by thistirade, I recommend alum as a remedy. The Art Extention Committee ofthe University of Illinois, under theleadership of Robert E. Hieronymus,community advisor, will be guests ofthe University Thursday. An exten¬sive program has been arranged forthem by the administration.The committee has no definite or¬ganization, but is a group of peoplefrom all over the state who are inter¬ested in art. Two field trips are madeeach year, one of which is always toChicago.Y. W. Service GroupHoick Dinner ThursdayThe Volunteers’ Service group ofthe Y. W. C. A. will hold a dinnerThursday, at 6, in Ida Noyes hall.The purpose of this society is to en¬courage student participation in socialservice work. The dinner will be heldto enable the members to become ac¬quainted with social workers who willattend as guests.Miss Mary McDowell, head of theUniversity settlement, will be thespeaker. Gifts of $500,000 toward the sup¬port of the University clinics, to bemade over a five year period begin¬ning July 1, were announced last nightby the administration of the Univers¬ity.Epstein and Lasker Give $125,000Of the gifts to be donated. MaxEpstein and Albert D. Lasker haveeach pledged $125,000 and the JuliusRosenwald fund $250,000. This lastgift it was stated is conditioned uponthe University’s obtaining from localsources pledges amounting to $250,-000 in addition to the gifts now an¬nounced.Mr. Epstein’s gift supplements hisprevious gifts of $200,000 for the MaxEpstein clinic for out-patients at the(Continued on page 2)WRITER SPEAKSNEXT TUESDAYLouis Untermeyer who will speakat Mandel hall next Tuesday, is howmaking an extensive lecture tour ofthe west. Owing to the recent ap¬pearance of Mr. Untermeyer’s twobooks, “Singing Worlds,” and “Moses”his demand as a lecturer has beengreatly increased. He is best knownfor his anthologies of American andBritish verse as well as his own cre¬ative work.Mr. Untermeyer is appearing hereunder the auspices of The Forge; AMidwestern Review, and will discuss“The New Era in American Poetry.”Tickets for the lecture are seventy-five cents and one dollar and may beobtained at the bookstores and thebox-office.ITALIAN STUDENTSFORM NEW CLUBA meeting to organize an Italianclub will be held Thursday at 4:30in Cobb 312. A president, vice presi¬dent, and a secretary-treasurer will be FEB. 12 DECLAREDUNIVERSITY HOUDAYLincoln’s birthday, February 12,a to be a University holiday.Last year Lincoln’s birthday waslot celebrated as a holiday becauset fel on Sunday. Through legisla¬tion passed by the Board of Ad¬ministration, holidays which fall onSunday, with the exception of Mem-Drial Day and Independence Day,ire not followed by a University.toliday on the succeeding day. Thisyear Lincoln’s and Washington’sbirthday are University holidays.Prof. Rolvaag toGive LiteratureLecture TonightOle Edvard Rolvaag, author of sev¬eral ‘best-sellers,’ and a prominentNorwegian author, will lecture inMandel hall tonight at 8:15. Prof.Rolvaag, who is head of the depart¬ment of Norwegian language and liter¬ature at St. Olaf’s college, Northfield,Minn., is the author of “Giants of TheEarth” and “Peter Victorious.”Tickets for the lecture, which arebeing distributed in Harper M 12 to¬day, may be had free of charge. Theoffice will be open from 9 to 5.Prof. Rolvaag. who is brought tothe University by the William VaughnMoody Foundation, will speak on“Books and Folks.” Prof. Rolvaag’sworks, although written in Norwegianand reaching the .American public onlythrough translation, are mostly con¬cerned with topics dealing withAmericans.Winter Number ofForge Out TodayThe winter number of The Forge:•A Midwestern Review, makes its ap¬pearance today and will be sold bysaleswomen on campus, at Cobb hall,and at Ida Noyes hall, for twenty-five. This issue of The Forge, which,according to the editors, is the larg¬est and most complete in its history.elected as the club’s first officers. The contains forty-eight pages of poetry,purpose of the organization is to ere- prose, drawings and criticism,ate an interest in the study of Italianculture and to aid pupils in the studyof Italian. Dues will be one dollara quarter.Assistant professor Walter Bullockof the Romance department and Jessa¬mine Durante are the organizers ofthe soviety. MERRIAM SPONSORSPOLITICAL INSTITUTESmoke Fills Harper;Find Woman GuiltySmoke! It filled the halls ascendedthe stairs, and drifted into the read¬ing room as it poured forth from thewomen’s conversation lounge. Busystudents dropped their books, andsought the source of the fire. It wasfound. A woman—a cigarette—a wastepaper basket. Yesterday this formulanearly caused the destruction of Har¬per library. Through the interest of ProfessorCharles E. Merriam of the PoliticalScience department, the league ofWomen Voters has again been invitedby the University to cooperate in con¬ducting a state wide Institute of Poli¬tics, February 19, 20, and 21. TheInstitute will be held in Ida Noyeshall.Outstanding lectures on the programwill be delivered by Miss SophonisbaP. Breckinridge, Professor E. W. Bur¬gess, Professor L. D. White, and Pro¬fessor Ernest Hahnc.Contestants for HarvardDebate Meet ill ReynoldsEXHIBIT OIL PAINTINGSAmerican oil paintings and Frenchwater colors, loaned to the Universityby Martin A. Ryerson, will be on ex¬hibit in room 205, Wieboldt hall, everyafternoon from 2 to S, beginning to¬morrow and ending Friday, March 1.The exhibition is to be held underthe auspices 'of the Renaissance So¬ciety. Contestants for the Harvard debate,which will be held April 9 in Mandelhall on the subject. “Resolved: ThatEmancipated Woman is a Cutse”, metyesterday in Reynolds cfbbhouse.Owing to the small number of thoseparticipating in the tryottts, the judges,Professor B. G. Nelson, and Y>ean G.R. Moon, decided to Iqt the studentsdebate among themselves, instead ofhaving the preliminary arguments inpublic. Dr. F. McLeanChosen to DirectMedical AffairsWith the announcement of the$500,000 gift to the University madeknown yesterday. Dr. Franklin C. Mc¬Lean, professor of medicine at theUn'versity for the last six years, hasbeen appointed to the directorate ofthe University clinics. As part of hisduties Dr. Me Lean will assist thepresident in the medical affairs of theUniversity, according to the announce¬ment.Dr. McLean is an alumnus of RushMedical college and the University. Hehas served on the staff of the countyhospital, the Rockefeller institute, andin the faculties of the University ofOregon and the University of Gratz,^Austria. After hiis appointment asprofessor of medicine at the Univers¬ity, he planned ami organized thefaculty and buildings of the medicalschool established by the University. | PERSONNEL OFNEW RELIGIOUSBOARD APPROVEDCommission to ConsiderSocial and ReligiousProblemsCOLLINSON TALKSON “ESPERANTO”Professor W. E. Collinson, profes¬sor of German and honorary lecturerin comparative philology in the Uni¬versity of Liverpool, will discuss theinternational language. EsperantoThursday at 5:30 in Harper Hall.Professor Collinson, who is at pres¬ent engaged in linguistic work in col¬laboration with Dr. Edward Sapir ofthe department of Anthropology, hasbeen associated with the Esperantomovement since 1904.Chief interest in this movement isbeing shown by the smaller Europeannations. In Saxony the language hasbecome a part of the curriculum ofmany schools. It has gained littleprominence in America. Recommendations for members ofthe new Men’s Commission on SocialService and Religion were approvedyesterday by the Board of Social Serv¬ice and Religion. Formal appointmentwas made yesterday by Acting Presi¬dent Frederic C. Woodward. Twenty-one men, of whom eleven are under¬graduates and the remainder gfradu-ates and faculty members, were chos¬en to compose the commission, intend¬ed by its initiators as the focus forconsideration of all University socialand religious problems.Committee Makes NominationsThe nominations were made by acommittee appointed at a meeting ofmore than sixty undergraduates onJanuary 16 and composed of LouisH. Engel, Arthur Abbott, and CharlesCutter. Members are: juniors, DanAutry, Phi Kappa Psi; Louis Engel,A. T. O.; Edwin Levin, Haydon Win¬gate, Deke; Harold Haydon, Psi Up-silon; Glen Hey wood, D. U.; NormanRoot, Phi Pi Phi; Wendell Stephen¬son.Seniors—Charles Cutter, Deke;Walter Kincaid, Phi Pi Phi; Harry(Continued on page 2)Stock ConductsFourth ProgramGENERAL ELECTRICOFFERS POSITIONSM. 'L. Fredericksfjn, Director ofTraining for the General ElectricCompany, w'ill interview applicantsfor positions in the company which herepresents from 10 to 5 today in theEmployment office in Cobb hall.Mr. Frederickson’s appearance atthe University has been arrangedthrough the Employment Bureau. Thesuccessful applicants will be submittedto a six month training course, duringwhich they will be given a salary, andthen they will be transfered to a de¬partment in the company.Offer ScholarshipsFor Foreign StudyA limited number of scholarships isoffered to American students whowish to study abroad, by the Instituteof International Education, 2 West45th Street, New York City.These scholarships provide for thestudy in Austria, Czechoslovakia,France, Germany, Hungary, andSwitzerland. They have been estab¬lished in appreciation of those offeredto foreign students by American col¬leges and universities. “Coriolanus,” “Symphony No. 11,”and the Tone Poem from “Death andTransfiguration” will compose thefourth symphony program to be giv¬en this afternoon at 4:15 in Mandelhall. Frederick Stock will conduct.Mr. Mack Evans, choir master, willgive a lecture-recital preceding theconcert at 3:15. All patrons of theconcerts are cordially invited to at¬tend the talk which will be held in theReynolds club.Additional concerts to be given bythe Chicago Symphony orchestra willbe on Feb. 9, Mar. 5, and Apr. 2 and16. Tickets for al of the programs maybe secured in Cobb 202, for a dollar,a dollar and a half, and two dollars.ARTHUR GETTLEMANINJURED IN ACCIDENTArthur Gettlem.an, a member ofKappa Nu fraternity, was seriouslyinjured early Sunday morning whiledriving with John Swartz, a fraternitybrother of his. His injuries necessi¬tated two stitches over the right eyeand bandages about his right leg. Hewas treated at the Columbus hospitaland later at the University clinic.The accident happened at the north¬ern entrance to Lincoln Park.Breasted Entertained byEgyptian Prince in CairoOFFER ESSAY PRIZEThe Alexander Aircraft company ofCTblorado Springs is offering an Eagle-rock airplane to the undergraduatewho submits the best four short ar¬ticles on aviation before May 1. JackOoates of the Oates airport will alsoaward the winner a ten hour flyingcourse. Professor James H. Breasted, Uni¬versity Egyptologist, Mr. and Mrs.John D. Rockefeller, Jr., and their sonwen the guests of Prince MohammedAli, on January 24, at his palace inCairo, Egypt. The next day a luch-eon was given in their honor byFranklin Mott Gunther, the AmericanMinister.Between their excursions, the Rocke¬fellers have listened to private lecturesby Professor Breasted or* Egyptianantiquities. ■MdMiiiii r 'VPage Two THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 5. 1929iatlg iiar00nFOUNDED IN 19«1THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished morninKs, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during tha Autamn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription ratesIS.OO per year; by mail, $1.50 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Bnter^ as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the post office at Chicago,Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.Tha Dsuly Maroon expressly reservas all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this i>aper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe Staff'LOUIS H. ENGEL, JR., MANAGING EDITORROBERT W. FISHER, BUSINESS MANAGERHARRIET HARRIS, WOMAN’S EDITORHENRY D, FISHER, SPORTS EDITORVICTOR ROTERUS, CHAIRMAN EDITORIAL BOARDOFFICE—ROOM 16, 5831 University Avenue, LEXINCrTON HALLTelephones: Midway 0800, Local 44, Hyde Park 9221MENChm^lao H. Good. News EditoEdwin Levin News EditoRobert C. McCormack News EditoLeon J. Baer ...._ Day EditoEdward G. Bastiaa. Day EditoStanley M. Corbett ——Day EditoNorman R. GeUaMa Day EditoEdgar Greenwald —Day EditoJohn H. Hardin Day EditoHenry C. Ripley —Day EditoWOMENHarriet Hathaway — Junior EditoRoealind Green Junior EditoJ. Aldean Gibhoney Feature EditoFraneea A. Bledgett. —Sophomore EditoMarjorie Cahill —Sophomore EditoPsarl Klein Sophomore EditoMarion E. White Sophoasore EditoMargaret Eastman Senior Reporte;Alice Torrey Society Editor SPORTS DEPARTMENTAlbert Arkulcs Sophomore EditorMaurice Liebman Sophomore EditorJerome Straum — Sophomore EditorEmmaiette Dawaon Women’s EditorMarjorie Tolman..Associata Wmnen’s EkiitorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTEarle M. Stocker. —AdverUsing ManagerRobert Nicholson Circulation ManagerLouis Forbrich Circulation AmistantWilliam Kincheloe ....Circulation AssistantLee Loventhal Office ManagerRobert Mayer Downtown CopyFred Towsley Downtown CopyAbe Blinder — Local CopyRobert Shapiro — —Local CopyTHE DAILY MAROCW PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate activityand echolarehip.2. Avplieation of research principles and abolition of grades forsenior college students.3. Promotion of undergraduate interest in lectures, concerts,exhibits and other campus cultural influences,4. Erection of a field house.5. Adoption of a deferred fraternity and club rushing plan.6. Institution of a Reading Period plan. ity. He might as a last straw turn toliberal education with all the zest andzeal with which he seized upon the col¬legiate mode when it was in its heyday.Certainly the college man muot turnto something to distinguish himselffrom the hoi polloi and the drug clerkswho have caught up with the threebutton suit and the big knot in thetie. Some new and radical fashionmust be adopted. Otherwise the fouryears would be wasted, and therewould be no way of distinguishingbetween those who have had the ben¬efit of a college education and thosewho have not.; LASKER, EPSTEIN AND ROSEN-WALD MAKE DONATIONSDOING FOR THE RACCOONCollegiatism, the outcropping of standardization among thecolleges of the land, seems to be at last on the wane. Many char¬acteristics of that era are already being considered as bad form.In order to ascertain the trend of college mannerisms more ac¬curately Dean Henry Grattan Doyle of George Washington Uni¬versity has sent a questionnaire to four hundred deans in preparationfor a report which he will make at the next convention of deans inApril. He asks among oth'er questions:“Is neatness in appearance, as evidenced by clean shaving, well-shined shoes, starched linen, appropriate neckties of neat appearanceand well-pressed suits of clothing, typical of your student body? Or,in the main, does the psychological attitude of your student bodyapprove of slouch and earless habits of dress and conduct or neathabits of dress and courteous manners?It does not require a very keen and analytical mind to predictwhat the answers to that will be. Already reassuring replies havebeen received by Dean Doyle. Collegiatism, the dean’s report, ishaving or had its last days.Out east students have spent particular efforts in shunning any¬thing collegiate; and this attitude of mind is drifting westwards. Col¬legiatism will linger on at Beloit and Kansas, in front of drugstoresand on the vaudeville platforms for some years, but it will in theend die a natural death like other forms of impermanent art, as Da¬daism. for example. Already, we understand, the big knot in thetie is dwarfing in size at Wisconsin, the campus crusher hat is beingdiscarded at Illinois, and the Philistines consider an “American Mer¬cury” under the arm as a poor disguise for intellectualism. Style mag¬azines are telling the college youth that a neat conservative appear¬ance is a “valuable asset,” garter manufacturers depict in full-pageads the terrible tragedies that befall those who have no “Sox Ap¬peal,” and the Arrow collar people are out gunning for the informalroll-collared shirt. And the last vestige of the old order, the coon-skin coat and black derby, is considered passee among the pacesetters of college styles.There is much to rejoice about in the passing of the three-button coat and its brothers. As a result of excessive standard¬ization the college youth might even set a premium upon individual- (Continued from page 1)University and $100,000 to extend thisclinic to the new Chicago Lying-Inhospital. Mr. Lasker has previouslygiven $1,000,000 to the University forthe creation of the Lasker foundationfor medical research, which is engag¬ed in the study of the degenerativediseases of middle age.PATRONIZE THE DAILYMA'RUUN ADVJliKTlSEKSOfficial CollegeFBATEPNITYcJewelryBek^es^Pin^-NatelHegPIPER AGO31 N. State St., ChicagoHOMESTEAD HOTEL5610 Dorchester AvenueIn order to hold rooms forpeople gone south, a specialrate will be made on 2 doublerooms with twin beds and pri¬vate baths until May I. Totwo married couples or fourmen.VacationistFinds ThisSmoke O.K.Erie, PennsylvaniaSept. 25,1928l4inu & Brother CompanyRichmond, Va.Dear Sira:Having just returned from my fishingcamp in northern Ontario, and in thereflections upon a fortnight of mostexcellent weather, wonderful fiahi^sand complete camp comfort, I ' 3]that an appreciation of Edgeworth isdue, as one of the principal factors ofour enjoyment.In past years, I have taken along asupply of various well-known brandsof smoking tobacco, never having be¬come fully acquainted with the differ¬ence In the smoking q^i^Jities of theso-called high-grade tobaccos nowupon the market, and acting upon atip from an old smoker friend, and asa matter of convenience in packing,this year I took along a dozen tins ofEdgeworth Plug Slice.There are no places nor conditionsin existence where the contentmentdrawn from a briar pipe meets withkeener enjoyment or more criticalanalysis than beside the camp-fireafter a atrenuous day in the greatoutdoors.It is the unanimous opinion of thesmokers among my party that Edge-worth is without a peer, and that itssmoothness, fragrance and fine smok¬ing qiuditifls are unsurpassed and un¬matched; and I thank you for makingit possible to obtain it.Yours truly,(Signed) H. N. CurtissEdgeworthExtra High GradeSmoking Tobacco PERSONNEL OF NEW RE-LIGIOUS BOARD APPROVED(Continued from page 1)Hagey, Chi Psi.Graduates and others: Brooks Steen,Allan Miller, Vinton Zeigler, FrankElmer and A. C. McGiffert.Appoint Faculty MembersFaculty members—D. H. Stevens,H. C. Cowley, Jerome G. Kerwih, R.W. Webster and G. B. Smith.The new’ commission is to meet to¬morrow noon in Room D of the Rey¬nolds club to determine its organiza¬tion and formulate plans 'nr the spring. SO WAFFLY GOOD To make WH(X)PEE isn’tour Line—but the best toeat—IS!Just what you want whenyou want it—and at thtRIGHT PRICE.If it can be cooked we cookit.THE SHANTY EATSHOP1309 Eut STth Street'‘A Homey Place for Homey Folks”Jr-: LSTUDENTSUITS AND OVERCOATSSUITSNOW *29WERE $45SUITS & OVERCOATSNOW *39WERE $50 y $55 *TAILORED AT FASHION PARKTHIS EVENT OFFERS A VERY DEFINITE OPWRTLNITY IX) STUDENTSTO SECURE, AT GREATLY REDUCED PRICES, THE EXACT TYPE OFCLOTHES MOST WIDELY FAVOURED IN AMERICA RY COLLEGE MEN.FANCY SHIRTSNOW ^2^^ $Y50^S%.00WHITE OXFORD COLLARATTACHED SHIRTS $j95HALF HOSENOW $1.50'to$2.50 NECKWEARNOW ,2 0f'-fo"f2.50SWEATERSNOW ^8^^ $12.wfo$20.00MUFFLERSNOW ^2^5 53.5i7o^f5.00LUGGAGE AND LEA THER GOODS A T ONE HALF PRICE207o REDUCTION ON GLOVES. PAJAMAS AND UNDERWEAR2(f7o REDUCTION ON LARGE PORTION OF FINCHLEY CUSTOM FOOTWEARTHEJackson Boulevard East of StateFEBRUARY 14th IS ST. VALENTINE’S DAYIWOTH’S PRESENT A DELIGHTFUL VARIE1VALENTINES FOR YOUR SELECTION.1311 E. S7th St WOODWORTH’S «. > P. 1690The TempestYou may have taken an Englishcourse from “Teddy” Linn, you mayhave learned poly sci from “Jerry”Kerwin, in fact you may be in the lawschool, but your education has beensadly neglected if you’ve never openeda locker in Bartlett gymnasium.Th hrst trick is to get a card ad¬mitting you to the man who will ad¬mit you to the locker room. This isa long and complicated process, andif the man told you to get a dollarand a half and buy a blue card, besure and get two dollars and sell ayellow one. After this warming upskirmish you are at last given a pieceof paper with your locker numberand combination. But don’t be misled.The first card has the wrong lockernumber the second has the wrong com¬bination and the third is all wring. Sowait for the fourth, or it may be thefifth or the sixth.But wait, maybe you don’t knowwhat a Bartlett Gym locker is. Oh,our modern education! Well anyway,think of a sardine can, a small one.Picture a nail in this can and thentry to get a jacket, a vest, a pair oftrousers, a pair of socks, a pair ofshoes, a shirt, a tie and an overcoatinto this contraption. That’s a Bart¬lett Gym locker.It really is an accomplishment to beable to open your locker, as a matterof fact, it has become customary toaward the degree J. B. (Joe Bananas)to the person who opens his lockerwith one try. This difficulty in open¬ing these contraptions has resulted inthe building up of a highly organizedcrime school. Specialists in the vari¬ous branches of criminology run reg¬ular classes for the students to attend.In these sessions the average personis kept up to date with the latest in¬ventions and is started on his way toa J. B. Another aid to the studentwho is trying to get into his locker isthe renting of complete burglar sets.For fifty cents one may procure a setconsisting of one acetelync torch onesaw, one diamond drill, and one sledgehammer. With these aids one may beable to get to his locker in as few asfour days.However, these facts ought not todiscourage one. Flung App in '83reached such a point of perfection inopening lockers that he had his com¬bination changed every day so that hewould continually improve. Thenagain, there was Joe Hakoah who gota locker and fooled the athletic de¬partment by not even trying to openit. These cases are but a few examplesof the men who have reached theheights in the school of Criminology,or Bartlett Gym if you' prefer.This wave of crime has not beenmerely confined to the Gym but haseven spread to the distance parts ofthe campus. A case came to our earswhere a young man after politely bor¬rowing a typewriter from someonewith its consent was immediately ac¬cused of being a thief. The actions ofthe person in question entitle them toa degree of J. B. (Joe Bananas). Pleasecall at the Tempest desk for it. Thingsare missing every where, Phi Betekeys, notebooks, purple scarfs termpapers and even spats. This muststop. This must cease. However, wehave learned the cause for all this mis¬feasance. It is lack of breeding—plainand simple. We feel that the culturalbackground of our fellow men shouldbe changed so that the awarding ofJ. B. degrees will not be necessary.But what can you expect when peo¬ple live on the second story or third.This must cease . . . this must stop....and as one of our famous friendsremarked, “If you want to talk to melike a man, talk to me like a man....but don’t LAWYER me.”INGLESIDE APTS.6026 Ingleside Ave.Single Rooms $4.50 up. HouseKeeping Suites $7.50 up. Ac-commadadons for studentssharing rooms as low as $2.50per week. Gym Squad Annexes Two WinsAs Maroon Teams Break Even Five Mat Men GetWrestling NumeralsSWHG ENTRIESSTILL POUR INFOR TANK MEETHigh Schools Gird ForBiggest Meet InYearsEntries for the University’s FifthAnnual Cook County Swimming In¬terscholastics, to be held this Fridayand Saturday, were still being receivedthis morning. Noon today is the dead¬line, and Coach MacGillivray expectsto have between twenty-five and thir¬ty entries by then.One of the first teams registeredwas Coach Marx’s twenty-five manRoosevelt aggregation. This squad, ledby Sammy Ro. en. champion back-stroker, promises to be well up in therunning.Other early entries are Waukeganand Lindblom. The latter outfit wonin 1926, and with a well balanced teamthis year is trying to repeat. Winnersof other years were Lane in 1925, Til-den in 1927 and Schurz last year. ThisSchurz team from its showing lastmonth in the I. A. C. meet, featuredby Highland’s time of 56 4-5 in thehundred yard free style, is picked bymany to win again.Hyde Park is sending a powerfuloutfit, and will be further strength¬ened by the return of Maaren, divingflash, w’ho was out of the I. A. C.meet but who came back last Satur¬day to win his specialty in the Iowainterscholastics. Evanston, runner-uplast year with twenty-five points toSchurz’s twenty-seven, has producedan outfit at least as strong as its 1928 While the Gym and fencing teamswere keeping their slates clean awayfrom home. Maroon athletes managedto break about even in basketball,track and wrestling. The basketballteam suffered its sixth successive de¬feat, losing to Iowa by two points. Thetrack team, making its first appear¬ance of the season, turned in an easyvictory over Minnesota, although theTIME FOR FENCINGENTRIES EXTENDEDFencing registration for Universitywomen will remain open another week,according to Emmorette Dawson, W.A. representative in charge.VV’onien who are interested may signup on the poster in the basement ofIda Noyes hall. Beginning and advanc¬ed instruction will be given by AlvarHermanson, well known fencer. Afee of $3..50 will be chargel for theseries of ten lessons. The class willmeet on Mondays at 3:30 and onThursdays at 5 beginning next week,provided fifteen register.Guards and foils will be provided.No gymnasium costume is required,except rubber-soled shoes. Any wom¬an who is associated with the Univer¬sity is eligible to register for the sport,team. It looks especially good in therelays.Events include the 160 yard relay,the medley relay, the 40, 100, and 220yard free styles, the 100 yard breastand 100 yard back strokes, and fancydiving.The fancy diving preliminaries willbe held Friday at 2:20. Other prelimsare Friday evening, and all finals willbe run off Saturday at 7:30. wrestling crew met defeat at the handsof a Minnesota team.As usual, Coach Hoffer’s remarkableaggregation of youngsters turned intwo victories on two consecutive days,defeating Ohio Wesleyan on Fridayafternoon, and Ohio State the follow¬ing day. The fencing team won atWesleyan but split even against theBuckeyes.The gym team flashed brilliantform against its opponents. Onlyagainst Ohio State did the Hofferitesencounter any real opponents. CaptainMenzies was the individual star ofboth meets, while Scherubel, Weaver, ;Watson and Hutchinson supported him :in capable style.The victory which the track teamaccounted for revealed that Ned Mer-riani’s proteges have possibilities of go¬ing far in conference competition. Inthe shot put. Weaver broke a longstanding Bartlett record while severalother records came near being shatter¬ed. In the dashes. Brand, Root, andEast finished close together. In thehalf-mile Teitleman ran a nice race towin easily. In the mile. Captain Wil¬liams flashed to a victory. The two-mile event was taken by Dale Letts,who made his debut as a varsity ath¬lete. Ed Schulz ran a good race in |the quarter. |Coach Norgren’s outfit missed vic¬tory again by a narrow margin. Iowawas reputed to be off form, but theMaroons were little better in that re¬spect. Captain Gist performed in hisusual eflficientl fashjipn, while Kap¬lan and Abbott performed in credit¬able fashion. The Maroons still seemto be unable to find their bearings.They' fought the Hawkeyes to a stand¬still in the final margin of play, butfailed to overcome the visitor’s lead. Coach Vorres has chosen fivemen who shall receive rewards forgood work on last quarter’s wrest¬ling team. The grapplers named fortheir numerals are M. Ihnat, 118pound cl&ss; R. R. Jorgensen 128pound class; P. B. Smith, 138pounder; R. Thomas, 148 pounds;J. Barbera, 158 pounds.The men who are mentioned arerequested to report to Mr. Me.Carthy in Bartlett Gymnasiumfor their equipment.RUBE WAGNER NOWA WISCONSIN COACHRube Wagner, captain of the Wis¬consin football team last fall and apopular '‘selection on All-Conferenceelevens, will remain at his alma maternext year as a member of the athleticdepartment staff. Wagner has accep¬ted the offer tendered him by the Wis¬consin athletic council.The popular Badger grid leader willbe line coach of the B team, workingwith Irwin Uteritz in building a win¬ning combination from the reserve ma¬terial. He will also be a member ofthe varsity football coaching staffI which conducts spring training.In addition, Wagner will act as agymnasium instructor thfoughout theyear in the requiring physical educa¬tion department.'I.-Rube will graduate from the Wis¬consin coaching school In June. Hehas already received.* overtures fromseveral prominent coUegeipj in the mid¬dle west, who have recognized themany qualities in Wagner’s makeupwhich qualify him for athletic work. WOLVERINES GIRDFOR BATTLE FORTDRD TANK 1TTLECoach Matt Mann HasVery PowerfulSquadMichigan’s swimming team entersConference competition again this sea¬son to defend the Big Ten title heldfor two consecutive seasons and tomaintain a record of no defeats inConference dual meets for the pastthree years.Coach Matt Mann, who during hisfour years at Michigan has placed histeams third in the Big Ten one year,second another, first for the past twoin addition to winning the NationalIntercollegiate title twice has a teamthis season composed of four seniors,12 juniors, and three sophomores. 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